Jon Hamm promises ‘no exception’ to ‘Mad Men’ quality
By Jay Bobbin © Zap2itIn their still-young marriage, will Don and Megan Draper be glad or mad?
That’s among the burning questions for “Mad Men” to answer as the much-praised and -honored AMC drama series starts its sixth season Sunday, April 7, with a two-hour premiere written by executive producer Matthew Weiner. As the previous round ended, with the show’s highest-rated season finale yet, 1960s advertising man Don (Jon Hamm) was conflicted about former secretary and copywriter Megan (Jessica Pare) having left their New York firm Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce to pursue an acting career.
“It’s always sort of a ramp-up,” Hamm reasons of getting back into working on “Mad Men,” the Emmy winner for outstanding drama series each of its first four seasons. “You’re sort of shocked even before it airs, at least with the past couple of seasons, and you’re in this bubble for a while. Then all of a sudden, it’s coming out, and you’re getting more excited, and this season is no exception. We’ve been off the air for a while, and we’re thrilled to be here again.”
That also goes for Pare, who had one of last year’s most memorable television scenes with Megan’s suggestive rendering of the song “Zou Bisou Bisou” at a birthday party for Don.
“It’s an actor’s dream,” she says of being a “Mad Men” cast member. “The writing is so incredible, and the cast is obviously amazing. I think it’s the best cast on TV, though I admit to being a little bit biased. And the era is really good for both women and men, just great for hair and makeup and costumes.”
Among other “Mad Men” characters dealing with new chapters in their lives: Don’s also-remarried ex-wife, Betty
(January Jones), still adjusting to her own domestic situation, especially in regard to daughter Sally (Kiernan Shipka); Joan Harris (Christina Hendricks), now a partner in the firm, who’s been orchestrating the physical expansion of the business; and Peggy Olson (Elisabeth Moss), who also left SCDP and now works for a rival agency.
Also: Pete Campbell (Vincent Kartheiser), coping with the heartbreaking outcome of his latest extramarital affair; selfinvolved Roger Sterling (John Slattery), who had been having a secret affair with Megan’s mother; and Bertram “Bert” Cooper (Robert Morse), who watches his firm move on after the suicide of financially troubled Lane Pryce (former series co-star Jared Harris).
The immediate relevance to Don of the various women in his life is “a significant theme of the season,” Hamm confirms. “We investigate how all of those roles are changing, not only in Don’s world but in the world at large. Peggy’s finding her way with her new aspect, as is Joan in managing the expectations and pitfalls that come from her former and ongoing relationships with Don. And Megan has a new role, and I think it’s all dramatically rich, fertile ground.”
Pare considers Megan “very light in a landscape of pretty dark characters. Whether you want to call it a certain naivete or a youthfulness, she doesn’t have the same cynicism or sardonic outlook that the other characters have.”
Megan also “absolutely” allows Pare to exorcise some situations she’s gone through herself as an actress.
“There’s a scene we shot last year that was very simple,” Pare recalls. “She goes into the (audition) room, and they ask her to turn around in a circle — and it was kind of demeaning. That was like my 14 or 15 years of throwing it at the wall three times
a week, in front of people who couldn’t really care less. There was something cathartic about shooting that scene, for sure.”
The makers of “Mad Men” famously like to be tight-lipped about what’s coming up on the show, but photos released sev-
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eral months ago indicate Megan and Don make a trek to Hawaii.
“It’s hard to extrapolate anything from a still photograph,” Hamm notes, “and we live in a world where everybody and their dog has a camera. People don’t know what that means, because they have no context to put it in. I think they’ll be pleasantly surprised when they see how it fits in.”
A “Mad Men” producer as well, Hamm also directs the second new episode. “It’s definitely a learning process,” he says after having also guided one of last season’s stories, “and it’s exciting for me to have a completely different perspective on all of these other characters. It’s also a kind of detachment, and since I’m obviously in a lot of the scenes as well, I have to walk that line.
“I was not only able to watch Ben Affleck do that on ‘The Town’ (in which Hamm co-starred), but also Jen (Jennifer Westfeldt, Hamm’s actress-writer-director girlfriend), and Slattery a few times on the show. It’s been a tremendous challenge, and also a way for me to learn more about the show and about myself as a person. It’s very fulfilling.”
As “Mad Men” also is for Pare. “It’s nice to be able to go into meetings now where people have seen work that I’ve done,” she says, “or at least have heard about it. It’s actually surprising how many meetings I have where people say, ‘Oh, we hear you’re on that show. Never seen it.’ What’s great, though, is that the material I get to read — and read for — is so much more interesting than before.”
43. Setting for “M*A*S*H”
45. “Studio 60 __ __ Sunset Strip”
47. “McHale’s __”
48. “__-__-You.Com”; 2006 movie for Beau Bridges
DOWN
1. Actor on “Criminal Minds” (2)
2. Suffix for command or profit
3. Prefix for play or run
4. “__ La Douce”; 1963 Shirley MacLaine film
5. Oz visitor
6. Initials for the star of “Dave’s World”
7. Cash source, for short
8. “In __ __ __ __ Night” (1988-95)
9. “__ White and the Huntsman”; 2012 film
11. Floor
14. Most-watched series of the 1998-99 season
15. “Shoot ’__ Up”; 2007 film for Clive Owen
18. Role on “The Big Bang Theory”
19. Actor Chuck
22. “__ Fear”; 1991 Nick Nolte movie
24. Anthropologist Margaret
29. 1962 best actor Oscar winner
31. “Jimmy Kimmel __”
34. Auction lover’s delight
35. “__ Time for Sergeants”
36. Nation whose capital is Wellington: abbr.
37. “__ Arabian Nights”; 1959 animated film
40. Paul’s cousin on “Mad About You”
42. Polished off
44. Initials for Ms. Verdugo
46. Sedaka’s initials
PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK
ACTION SPORTS
(WGN-A) White Sox Warm-Up
1:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Seattle Mariners at Chicago White Sox.
(Live)
3:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
ANTHOLOGY
AUTO RACING
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Texas Rangers. (Live)
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Texas Rangers.
Monday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins at Baltimore Orioles.
12:30 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins at Baltimore Orioles.
(WGN-A) Next Year Is Here
1:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Lead-Off Man
1:10 p.m. (WGN-A) Milwaukee Brewers at Chicago Cubs.
(Live)
2:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals.
(Live)
4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) 10th Inning
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) New York Mets at Philadelphia Phillies.
(Live)
(MSC) Twins Live (Live)
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals.
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live) 10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live 11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) New York Mets at Philadelphia Phillies. (Same-day Tape)
Tuesday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals.
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
Thursday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals.
12:30 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals.
9:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
Friday
6:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Chicago White Sox at Cleveland Indians. (Live)
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) New York Mets at Minnesota Twins. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
11:30 a.m. % NBA Countdown (Live)
12:00 p.m. % New York Knicks at Oklahoma City Thunder. (Live)
1:00 p.m. _ 2013 Reese’s AllStar Game. (Taped)
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) State Farm Slam Dunk & 3-Point Championship.
2:30 p.m. % Los Angeles Lakers at Los Angeles Clippers. (Live)
3:00 p.m. _ NCAA Division II Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA Women’s Basketball Final Four Special (Live)
5:30 p.m. (ESPN) Women’s College NCAA Tournament, First Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)
What’s all the hype about?
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NBA Coast to Coast (Live)
7:30 p.m. (ESPN) Women’s College NCAA Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
Wednesday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Golden State Warriors.
12:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
6:30 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Brooklyn Nets at Boston Celtics. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive
9:30 p.m. (ESPN) San Antonio Spurs at Denver Nuggets. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Brooklyn Nets at Boston Celtics.
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) San Antonio Spurs at Denver Nuggets. (Same-day Tape)
Thursday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Los Angeles Clippers.
7:00 p.m. (TNT) New York Knicks at Chicago Bulls. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (TNT) Oklahoma City Thunder at Golden State Warriors. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)
Friday
8:00 p.m. = Minnesota Timberwolves at Utah Jazz. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
Saturday
11:00 a.m. (ESPN2) State Farm Slam Dunk & 3-Point Championship.
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Utah Jazz.
1:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
Friday 8:30 p.m. (SHOW) All Access 9:00 p.m. (SHOW) ShoBox: The New Generation. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Friday Night Fights. (Live)
11:00 p.m. (SHOW) All Access
1:00 a.m. (HBO)
7:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series:
O’Reilly Auto Parts 300. (Live)
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: O’Reilly Auto Parts 300.
Saturday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) 3 Wide Life
8:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV
9:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks!
9:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar
1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
6:00 p.m. ) / NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: NRA 500.
(Live)
BASEBALL
Sunday
11:30 a.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live
(Live)
(TBS) New York Yankees at Detroit Tigers. (Live)
12:30 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins at Baltimore Orioles.
(Live)
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals. (Live) (WGN-A) Milwaukee Brewers at Chicago Cubs. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals.
Wednesday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live)
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals.
(MSC) New York Mets at Minnesota Twins.
a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
Saturday
11:00 a.m. / MLB Player Poll
11:30 a.m. ) / MLB Pregame (Live)
12:00 p.m. ) / Regional Coverage. (Live)
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) South Carolina at Florida. (Live)
2:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
3:00 p.m. (MSC) New York Mets at Minnesota Twins. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
(Live)
p.m. (MSC) New York Mets at Minnesota Twins.
BASKETBALL
a.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive
a.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones
7:30 p.m. (ESPN) Women’s College NCAA Tournament, Second Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live) 10:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
2:30 a.m. (ESPN) Los Angeles Lakers at Los Angeles Clippers. (Same-day Tape)
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) New York Knicks at Oklahoma City Thunder. (Same-day Tape) Monday 6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College GameDay (Live)
8:00 p.m. _ 2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament Final: Teams TBA. (Live)
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly 11:00 p.m. (TRUTV) Inside March Madness (Live) Tuesday 7:00 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
(MSC)
7:00 p.m. = Phoenix Suns at Minnesota Timberwolves. (Live)
(ESPN2) Jordan Brand Classic. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
BOWLING
Sunday
12:00 p.m. (ESPN) Bowling PBA
Tour League: Elias Cup Finals. (Taped)
BOXING
Tuesday
8:15 a.m. (HBO) Road to Donaire-Rigondeaux
9:45 p.m. (HBO) Road to Donaire-Rigondeaux
Wednesday
9:00 p.m. (SHOW) All Access
12:00 a.m. (SHOW) All Access
1:10 a.m. (HBO) Road to Donaire-Rigondeaux
Thursday
10:00 a.m. (HBO) Road to Donaire-Rigondeaux
6:45 p.m. (HBO) Road to Donaire-Rigondeaux
11:30 p.m. (SHOW) All Access
EQUESTRIAN
FOOTBALL
PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK
8:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Gruden’s QB Camp
9:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) Spring Football (Live) GOLF
Sunday
8:30 a.m. (GOLF) Valero Texas Open, Third Round. 11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live) 12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Valero Texas Open, Final Round. (Live)
2:00 p.m. + Valero Texas Open, Final Round. (Live) (GOLF) Feherty
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Kraft Nabisco Championship, Final Round. (Live) 8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live) 8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Valero Texas Open, Final Round.
p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Kraft Nabisco Championship, Final Round.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Monday
12:00 p.m. (GOLF)
MARTIAL ARTS
Tuesday
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show
1:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Pregame (Live)
1:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (Live)
Wednesday
8:30 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Highlights
9:00 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Quarterfinal: Teams TBA.
1:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Pregame (Live)
1:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (Live)
OUTDOORS
Thursday
8:30 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Highlights
3:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Quarterfinal: Teams TBA.
Friday
2:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer
6:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Magazine
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Fútbol Mexicano Primera División Monarcas Morelia vs Querétaro FC. (Same-day Tape)
Saturday
4:55 p.m. (ESPN2) Fútbol Mexicano Primera División Cruz Azul vs Club Tijuana. (Live)
SOFTBALL
Sunday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baylor at Oklahoma. (Live)
Thursday
10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) California at UCLA. (Live)
Saturday
4:00 p.m. (ESPN) LSU at Texas A&M. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Washington at Arizona State. (Live)
TENNIS
Sunday
12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WTA Tennis Family Circle Cup, Final. (Live)
2:00 a.m. (MSC) Champions Series: Boston. (Taped)
TRACK AND FIELD
Saturday
12:00 p.m. _ Bull Riding PBR Make Something Great Invitational. (Taped)
SOCCER
Sunday
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) MLS Soccer New York Red Bulls at Chicago Fire. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show
Monday
1:30 p.m. (ESPN) English Premier League Soccer Manchester United FC vs Manchester City FC. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) English Premier League Soccer Teams TBA.
1:00 p.m. % Revolution3 Triathlon
WINTER SPORTS
10:00 p.m.
Sunday
WRESTLING
CABLE
Gibson, Joaquin Phoenix. (CC) HoggersHoggersHoggersHoggersHoggersHoggersHoggersHoggers (AMC) Mad Men (CC) Mad Men “The Phantom” (CC) The Killing “Ogi Jun” (S) (CC)
››› “Fargo” (1996) Frances McDormand, Steve Buscemi. (CC)
››› “Thelma & Louise” (1991) Susan Sarandon. A near-rape abruptly turns two friends into hunted outlaws. (CC)
››› “The Shawshank Redemption” (1994, Drama) Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman, Bob Gunton. (CC) ››› “Erin Brockovich” (2000) (AP) WeirdWeirdUntamed-UncutRiver Monsters: Unhooked (S) River MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver Monsters (BRAVO) FashionHousewives/Atl.The Kandi Factory Medicine Medicine Real HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesHousewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl. (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) Early GuptaSaturday MorningState of the UnionFareed ZakariaReliable SourcesState of the UnionFareed ZakariaNewsr’mNext ListYour Money (N) CNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN Newsroom (COM) PaidPaidChapChap ›› “Beverly Hills Cop III” (1994) (CC) ›› “Scary Movie 4” (2006) (CC) › “Mr. Deeds” (2002) Adam Sandler. Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0 (DISC) PaidPaidOsteenIn TouchBering Sea GoldBering Sea GoldYukon Men (CC) Raw Alaska (CC) Alaska Alaska MarshalsAlaska Alaskan HuntDeadliest CatchDeadliest Catch (DISN) SofiaMickeySofiaSofiaPhineasPhineasGood JessieJessie (S) (CC) AustinAustinAustinShake ItShake ItShake ItANT DogJessieShake ItGood Good AustinAustin (E!) E! News (N) The Soup Playing With FireKourtney-KimKourtney-KimKourtney-KimKourtney-KimKourtney-KimKourtney-KimKourtney-KimKourtney-KimKourtney-Kim (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenter (N) OutsideSportsSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) BaseballBowling
College Softball Baylor at Oklahoma. SportsCenter (N) NCAABasket (ESPN2) (5:00) 30 for 30Bassmasters (N) (CC)
NASCAR Now (N) (Live) (CC) Outside Lines Spo. Reporters Cheerleading Cheerleading Cheerleading From Orlando, Fla.
WTA Tennis Family Circle Cup, Final. From Charleston, S.C. (N) (Live) (CC)
College Basketball State Farm Slam Dunk & 3-Point Championship.
MLS Soccer New York Red Bulls at Chicago Fire. (N) (Live) (CC) (EWTN) ChapletRosaryDaily MassLitanyBkmrkVaticanoSaintsApo.RosaryDaily MassLitanyIn ConcertChurchMercyRosaryCatholic.Holy Wd.FaithRuptureDevoCrossing
(FAM) ››› “The Spiderwick Chronicles” ›› “Batman Forever” (1995, Action) Val Kilmer. › “Batman & Robin” (1997) George Clooney ››› “Batman” (1989) Jack Nicholson, Michael Keaton. ›› “Batman Returns” (1992, Action)
(FNC) FOX and Friends Sunday (N) News HQHousecall (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace Journal Editorial FOX News America’s News Headquarters (N) FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace
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MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Baltimore Orioles. (N) Twins WildWild NHL Hockey
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MLB Baseball New York Yankees at Detroit Tigers. From Comerica Park in Detroit. (N) (Live) (CC)
›› “Road Trip” (2000) Seann William Scott, Breckin Meyer, D. J. Qualls. (CC)
› “Killers” (2010) Ashton Kutcher. (TCM) (:15) ›› “Cross-Country Romance” (1940, Comedy) ››› “I’ll Be Seeing You” (1944) Ginger Rogers. (CC)
›› “The Bachelor Party” (1957, Drama) Don Murray, E.G. Marshall. (CC)
›› “The Guilty Generation” (1931) Leo Carrillo. ››› “Cover Girl” (1944) Rita Hayworth, Gene Kelly, Eve Arden. (CC) ›››› “Double Indemnity” (1944, Crime Drama) Fred MacMurray. (CC) ››› “The Young Philadelphians” (1959) (CC) (TLC) Dr. Fred PricePaidPaidGownGownGownGownGownGownGownGownUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover Boss (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S)
››› “War of the Worlds” (2005) Tom Cruise. ›› “Deep Impact” (1998) (TOON) DragonsNinjaGoBeyPokéBen 10StarLanternJusticeMovie
JohnnyJohnnyJohnnyJohnnyJohnnyRegularRegularRegularAdvenAdvenAdvenMovie (TRAV) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumOff Limits (CC)
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Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S)
Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls (USA) Paid Program JeremiahPastor Chris Joel Osteen Psych A trip to the circus.
››› “Bridge to Terabithia” (2007) Josh Hutcherson. Premiere. (CC)
›› “Fast & Furious” (2009, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. (CC)
›› “National Treasure: Book of Secrets” (2007, Action) Nicolas Cage, Jon Voight. (CC)
› “Gone in Sixty Seconds” (2000, Action) Nicolas Cage, Angelina Jolie, Giovanni Ribisi. (CC) (WGN-A) PaidFactsDavidBeyondPaidPaidPaidPaid
›› “Give Me Your Life” (1994) (CC) VideosWhiteMLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Chicago White Sox. (N) 30 RockFunny VideosBloopers
PREMIUM CHANNELS
“Phil Spector” (2013, Docudrama) Al Pacino. (S) (CC) (:45) ›› “Red Tails” (2012, Historical Drama) Cuba Gooding Jr., Nate Parker. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (MAX) (:05) ›› “Jungle 2 Jungle” (1997, Comedy) Tim Allen. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (7:50) ›› “Dark Shadows” (2012) Johnny Depp. ‘PG-13’
(HBO) (5:20) “Beach Kings” (2008) (CC) (:15) “Phil Spector” (2013) Al Pacino, Helen Mirren. (S) (CC) (:45) ››› “Shrek 2” (2004, Comedy) Voices of Mike Myers. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) (:45) ›› “Snow White and the Huntsman” (2012, Fantasy) Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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Chef Maneet Chauhan aims to make Indian food accessible
Visiting a remote village near Manipal, India, Maneet Chauhan delights in her homeland.
“We are driving and there will be a cow, a rickshaw, some goats, some dogs,” she says from the road. “It is like a video game. It just adds to the wonderful, wonderful chaos of the place.”
Her 18-month-old daughter is with her, and Chauhan is training herself to do what parents must around toddlers.
“She is starting to have a personality of her own, and they have to emulate whatever you are doing,” Chauhan says. “I have to control my language – no kitchen language.”
Chef Chauhan is familiar to Food Network viewers of “Chopped.” She’s on “Chopped All-Stars,” which launches a new season Sunday, April 7.
After years of working in fine restaurants in Chicago and New York, Chauhan is opening her first restaurant, a microbrewery and gastropub with an Indian flair.
“Everybody tries so hard to pair wines with Indian food, and it has never been a natural marriage,” she says. “I really thought this could be an interesting marriage. Beer is such an integral part of the Indian culture.”
Chauhan aims to make Indian food more accessible and picked Nashville to open her restaurant.
“Nashville is coming up to be an amazing foodie city,” Chauhan says. “A lot of chefs are going there. A couple of times The New York Times said it’s one of the happening places to dine, and while I was in the process of figuring out where to open a place, I went down to see the city, and I fell in love with it.
“Even the TSA agents are so nice,” she says. “I am not used to people being so nice. I thought I could do this. That is basically how it started, and I went over there. and it just worked out and fell into place.”
BY JACQUELINE CUTLER“Dimensions,” www. koldcast.tv/video/awakenings_010_01
One thing Web originals do is offer a platform for stories that major studios wouldn’t be willing to fund. This sci-fi thriller is based on Malaysian legends and focuses on a series of mysterious outbreaks sweeping through Kuala Lumpur, with entire shopping malls full of people struck blind, mass heart attacks and schoolchildren suddenly going comatose. Directed by BAFTA Award-winning Tinge Krishnan (“Shadowscan”).
What are you currently reading?
“ ‘My Life in France’ by Julia Child. It was gifted to me just because I love reading when I am traveling.”
What did you have for dinner last night?
“Some home-cooked flatbreads, yellow lentils, okra, potatoes and fenugreek. I am at my brother and sister-in-law’s place, getting really spoiled.”
What is your next project?
“The book tour is my next project: 21 cities in one month, and in each city, a pop-up restaurant and a (restaurant association-sponsored) competition in high schools.”
When was the last vacation you took – where and why?
“I am in India right now. I will be visiting at least 15 cities in India alone. Yesterday we drove 800 kilometers, and we went to Chennai. Then a three-day trip to Delhi. Every time I come to India – where I have grown up – if I spent 20 years in this country, I will never be able to uncover all of the hidden jewels. Today we drove by a temple constructed in 1130 A.D.”
“DNews,” www.youtube. com/user/DNewsChannel
An outgrowth of Discovery’s acquisition of online video service Revision3, this YouTube channel offers entertaining news nuggets that explain the science in our everyday lives. Hosts Anthony Carboni, Laci Green and Trace Dominguez present not only facts but also context and opinion.
“MythBusters: Web Exclusives,” dsc.discovery.com/tvshows/mythbusters/videos/deleted-scenes.htm
If you just can’t get enough of “MythBusters” on Discovery Channel, additional “MiniMyths” are tackled in clips available only online. Included: cooking a lasagna in a dishwasher; a viral video in which a firefighter appears to break a window with a tap of his finger; more video of Jamie Hyneman lunging; reaction to a balloon getting bigger and bigger; the creation of a duct-tape hat; and Adam Savage and Hyneman trying to pour a glass of wine using an excavator.
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›› “Roxie Hart” (1942) Ginger Rogers. Premiere. ››› “Knock on Any Door” (1949) (CC) (:15) ››› “Compulsion” (1959) Orson Welles, Dean Stockwell. (12:15) ››› “Anatomy of a Murder” (1959, Drama) James Stewart, Lee Remick, Ben Gazzara. (CC) ›› “The People Against O’Hara” (1951) Spencer Tracy, Pat O’Brien. (CC) MGM Parade “RevoltSlaves” (TLC) TattoosTattoosTattoosTattoosTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTattoosTattoosTattoosTattoosPopoffPaidTo Be Announced 19 Kids19 Kids (TNT) Castle (CC) Dallas (N) (CC) Dallas (N) (CC) Monday Mornings(:01) Dallas (CC) (:01) Dallas (CC) Monday Mornings(:02) Major Crimes(:02) The CloserLas Vegas (CC) Angel (S) (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) RegularAdvenRegularMADKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyHero: (TRAV) FoodFoodBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) LizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardWorkedWorkedInside MadnessLizardLizardLizardLizardWorkedWorkedThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens ’70s Show ’70s Show Curb Enthusiasm Curb Enthusiasm Cosby Show Cosby Show Home Improve. Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS A petty officer is murdered. WWE Monday Night RAW (N) (S Live) (CC) (:05) The Moment (CC) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) (12:06) House “Frozen” (S) (CC) (:06) ›› “The Night Listener” (2006) Robin Williams, Toni Collette. (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Blink” Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (WGN-A) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosNews at NineVampire DiariesRulesRules30 RockScrubs30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
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(HBO) (5:00) “Crazy, Stupid, Love.” (2011) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) “50 Children: Rescue Mission” (:05) ›› “Safe House” (2012, Action) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) Game of Thrones (S) (CC)
(12:05) ›› “Best Laid Plans” (1999) (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:40) Louis C.K.: Shameless (CC) (:40) › “Your Highness” (2011, Comedy) Danny McBride. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Conchords ›› “Anastasia” (1997) (S) ‘G’ (CC) (MAX) (5:35) ›› “In Time” (2011) Justin Timberlake. (S) ‘PG-13’ ›› “The Three Stooges” (2012) Sean Hayes. ‘PG’ (CC)
››› “Cape Fear” (1991, Suspense) Robert De Niro, Nick Nolte. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Co-Ed Confidential 4Play Feature 2: The Pleasure
(:40) ›› “Orgazmo” (1997) Trey Parker. (S) ‘NC-17’ (CC)
(:15) The Erotic Traveler “Closer”
(2:50) ››› “The Mother”
(2003) Anne Reid. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›››› “Lenny” (1974) Dustin Hoffman. ‘R’ (SHOW) “Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn”
(6:55) Homeland “The Choice” (S) Californication House of Lies (S) Shameless “Survival of the Fittest” Inside Comedy House of Lies (S) Californication Shameless “Survival of the Fittest”
››› “Traffic” (2000, Crime Drama) Michael Douglas, Don Cheadle, Benicio Del Toro. (S) ‘R’
››› “Fair Game” (2010, Drama) Naomi Watts, Sean Penn. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
“The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia” (S) ›› “Revenge of the Radioactive Reporter” (1989) David Scammell. (S) ‘NR’
(:15) “Daydream Nation” (2010, ComedyDrama) Kat Dennings. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (4:30) ›› “Die Another Day” (CC)
››› “The Company Men” (2010) Ben Affleck. ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) “Jolene” (2008) Jessica Chastain. An orphan spends ten years traveling to experience life. ‘R’
(:20) ›› “Chatroom” (2010) Aaron Johnson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Shadow IslandChristmas”
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“Jerry Maguire” (1996) Tom Cruise. An attack of conscience changes an L.A. sports agent’s life. (CC)
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››› “Match Point” (2005) Scarlett Johansson. A man obsesses over his brother-in-law’s fiancee. TBS Preview MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ›› “Sweet November” (1968)
››› “My Gal Sal” (1942, Biography) Rita Hayworth, Victor Mature.
›› “Orchestra Wives” (1942) George Montgomery, Ann Rutherford.
››› “Carnegie Hall” (1947) Marsha Hunt. A concert organizer promotes her pianist son. ››› “Three Strangers” (1946) Sydney Greenstreet. (:15) ›› “The Verdict” (1946) Sydney Greenstreet, Peter Lorre. (CC)
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(HBO) (5:45) ›› “Alien vs. Predator” (2004) Sanaa Lathan. (S) ››› “Prometheus” (2012, Science Fiction) Noomi Rapace. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Road to Donaire Game of Thrones (S) (CC)
VICE (S) (CC) ›› “The Hangover Part II” (2011) Bradley Cooper. (S) ‘R’
(:15) Real Sex (S) (CC)
(:05) ››› “Prometheus” (2012) Noomi Rapace. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ››› “The Shape of Things” (2003) Gretchen Mol. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (MAX) (5:30) ›› “Horrible Bosses” (2011) (:15) ››› “Shaun of the Dead” (2004) Simon Pegg. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “The Sitter” (2011, Comedy) Jonah Hill. (S) ‘R’ (CC) The Jump Off (10:55) “Dark Secrets” (2012) Kelli McCarty. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:20) “Cleanskin” (2012) Sean Bean. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:10) The Erotic Traveler (S) (CC)
(2:50) ›› “Love in the Time of Cholera” (2007) Javier Bardem. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ›› “Beethoven” (1992) (S) (SHOW) ›› “Just Like Us” (2010) Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:25) ›› “The Mechanic” (2011) Jason Statham. (S) ‘R’ House of Lies (S) Californication Shameless “Survival of the Fittest” Inside Comedy Shaquille O’Neal: Comedy (:45) “No. 1 Cheerleader Camp” (2010, Comedy) Jay Gillespie. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
››› “Slap Shot” (1977) Paul Newman. Premiere. ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ››› “Citizen Ruth” (1996) Laura Dern. ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:30) “The Woman in the Fifth” (2011)
› “Autumn in New York” (2000, Romance) Richard Gere. (S) ‘PG-13’
›› “Peace, Love & Misunderstanding” (2011) ‘R’ (CC)
(:35) › “I Don’t Know How She Does It” (2011) ‘PG-13’
(12:10) “Haunting Desires” (2003) Beverly Lynne. ‘NR’
(:40) ›› “The Last International Playboy” (2008) (S) ‘R’
(:10) ››› “Wassup Rockers” (2006) Jonathan Velasquez. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Run the Wild Fields” (2000)
Bodyguard” (1992, Drama) Kevin Costner. A bodyguard falls for the singer-actress he must protect. (CC)
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The Jump Off “Hypnotika” (2013) Angie Savage. ‘NR’ (:45) ››› “Jungle Fever” (1991, Drama) Wesley Snipes, Annabella Sciorra. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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(:05) “Bounty Hunters” (2011, Action) Trish Stratus. ‘R’ (CC) (:25) › “Free Money” (1998) Marlon Brando. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:30) “Saint John of Las Vegas” ‘R’ ›› “Die Another Day” (2002, Action) Pierce Brosnan. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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(:10) “The Job” (2009, Comedy-Drama) Patrick Flueger. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Detective Dee and the Mystery”
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(FAM) ››› “Honey, I Shrunk the Kids” ›› “The Goonies” (1985) Sean Astin. ››› “Big” (1988) Tom Hanks. ›› “Overboard” (1987, Comedy) Goldie Hawn. ›› “Legally Blonde” (2001, Comedy) “The Hot Chick”
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›› “Due Date” (2010) Robert Downey Jr., Zach Galifianakis. (CC) (DVS) Raymond Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens (TCM) (4:30) ›››› “The Best Years of Our Lives” (1946) MGM Parade (:15) ›› “Miranda” (1948, Fantasy) Glynis Johns. (:45) ›› “The Case of the Stuttering Bishop” (1937) ››› “Murder at the Gallop” (1963, Mystery) (CC) (:45) ››› “Mogambo” (1953) Clark Gable, Ava Gardner. (CC) (DVS) (:45) ››› “Tarzan, the Ape Man” (1932) Johnny Weissmuller. (CC) (DVS) ››› “Little Big Man” (1970) Dustin Hoffman. (CC) (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidProperty LadderProperty LadderMoving Up (CC) 1st 1st Hoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-Buried (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Dallas (CC) Dallas (CC) Monday MorningsSouthland (CC) Boston’s Finest ››› “Executive Decision” (1996) Kurt Russell. (:45) ››› “American Gangster” (2007) (TOON) Scan2GoJohnnyBeyPokéBen 10StarLanternJusticeNinjaGoNinjaGoJohnnyJohnnyJohnnyGumballGumballMADIncredAdvenAdvenAdvenRegularRegularRegularRegular (TRAV) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodMonsterFood Restaurants 2Deep-ExtraSteak Paradise 3No ReservationNo ReservationBizarre Foods (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMost ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingRepoRepoRepoRepoStorageStorageStorageStoragePawnPawnWipeout (S) (CC) (TVLAND) 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company Forever Young Forever Young Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program
›› “Eat Pray Love” (2010, Drama) Julia Roberts, James Franco, Javier Bardem. (CC)
›› “Notting Hill” (1999) Julia Roberts. A bookseller and a movie star have an unlikely romance.
› “The Ugly Truth” (2009) Katherine Heigl, Gerard Butler, Eric Winter. (CC)
››› “Knocked Up” (2007) Seth Rogen. A one-night stand has an unforeseen consequence. (CC) “Couples” (WGN-A) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidLaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CI
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(HBO) (5:20) ›› “Fat Albert” (2004) ‘PG’ ››› “Crazy, Stupid, Love.” (2011) Steve Carell. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Rock of Ages” (2012, Musical) Julianne Hough, Diego Boneta. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Phil Spector” (2013, Docudrama) Al Pacino. (S) (CC)
›› “Snow White and the Huntsman” (2012) Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Oblivion: First › “Something Borrowed” (2011) Ginnifer Goodwin. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Crazy, Stupid”
(MAX) (5:30) ›› “Hop” (2011) (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
(:05) › “The Odd Couple II” (1998) Jack Lemmon. ‘PG-13’ (:45) ››› “The American” (2010, Suspense) George Clooney. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Flight of the Phoenix” (2004, Adventure) Dennis Quaid. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:20) “Beatdown” (2010) Rudy Youngblood. ‘R’ (CC) (1:50) ›› “The Sixth Man” (1997) Marlon Wayans. (CC) (:40) ››› “Contagion” (2011) Marion Cotillard, Matt Damon. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “El Gringo” (SHOW) (5:00) “Mighty Joe Young” (1998) ‘PG’ Inside Comedy ›› “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1” (2011) Kristen Stewart.
›› “Meet Joe Black” (1998, Fantasy) Brad Pitt. The Grim Reaper assumes the form of a recently deceased man. (CC)
››› “Fright Night” (2011, Horror) Anton Yelchin, Colin Farrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC)
(:20) ›› “Liberal Arts” (2012) Josh Radnor. ‘PG-13’ ››› “The Company Men” (2010) Ben Affleck. ‘R’ (CC)
All Access Jim Rome on Showtime
› “The Three Musketeers” (CC) (TMC) “Detective Dee and the Mystery” “Dawn Rider” (2012) Donald Sutherland. ‘R’ (CC) (:35) › “Autumn in New York” (2000, Romance) Richard Gere. (S) ‘PG-13’ ››› “October Sky” (1999, Docudrama) Jake Gyllenhaal. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
(:45) ››› “Melancholia” (2011, Drama) Kirsten Dunst, Charlotte Gainsbourg. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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(HIST) PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnChasingChasingPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnChasingChasingPawnPawnPaidKnife Show/Cutlery CornerPaidPaid (LIFE) ›› “Virtual Lies”“Stalkers” (2013) Drea de Matteo. (CC) “Romeo Killer: The Chris Porco Story”(:02) “Stalkers” (2013) Drea de Matteo. “Romeo Killer: The Chris Porco Story”ChrisChrisBra Sec.PaidPaidBack
(NBCSN) F1 36MLS Soccer Los Angeles Galaxy at FC Dallas. (N) Red Bull Crashed Ice MLS Soccer Los Angeles Galaxy at FC Dallas. Formula One Racing UBS Chinese Grand Prix. (N) F1 ExtraMartinWildLiFisher.
(NICK) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) VictoRockiCarly (S) NannyNannyFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorge(:45) George LopezGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearMattersGrownBarnyard (SPIKE) AuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionDiggersDiggersDiggersDiggersAuctionAuctionDiggersDiggersWays Ways Ways Ways PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) (5:00) ›› “Shutter Island” (2010) ››› “V for Vendetta” (2006) Natalie Portman. Premiere. ››› “Sin City” (2005) Jessica Alba. (CC) ›› “The Mist” (2007) Thomas Jane. (CC) ParanormalPaidPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of PowerGraham ClassicNot a Travel ›› “A Walk to Remember” (2002) Oak VirtualChristianStrangerLindseyGospelBilly GrahamHoly Lucado (TBS) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangMen at Work Cougar Town Cougar Town › “Joe Dirt” (2001, Comedy) David Spade, Dennis Miller. (CC) ›› “Shallow Hal” (2001, Romance-Comedy) Gwyneth Paltrow, Jack Black. (CC)
MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:30) ››› “Little Big Man” (CC)
››› “Anna and the King of Siam” (1946) Irene Dunne, Rex Harrison. (CC) (:15) ›››› “Unfaithfully Yours” (1948) Rex Harrison. Premiere. (:15) ›› “No Way Out” (1950, Drama) Richard Widmark, Linda Darnell. (CC) (:15) “Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky” (1991) Siu-wong Fan, Bin Shimada.
›› “The Last Dragon” (1985, Action) Taimak, Vanity, Chris Murney. Premiere. ››› “High Sierra” (1941) (CC) (TLC) Stories of the ERStories of the ERStories of the ERStories of the ERStories of the ERStories of the ERStories of the ERStories of the ERPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) “American Gang” ›› “Shooter” (2007, Suspense) Mark Wahlberg. ›› “S.W.A.T.” (2003) Samuel L. Jackson. (CC) ››› “Face/Off” (1997) John Travolta, Nicolas Cage. (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) Movie VentureFam GuyFam GuyCleveDynaBoonBleachNarutoSoul Thundr.TitanEureka 7TenchiFullmetalCowboyCowboyInuyashaInuyashaLooneyLooney (TRAV) Bizarre FoodsGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) World RecordsMost ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingWorld RecordsMost ShockingPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Forever Young Forever Young ’70s Show ’70s Show Roseanne (S)
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› “Little Fockers” (2010, Comedy) Rober t De Niro, Ben Stiller. (CC) (DVS)
››› “Knocked Up” (2007) Seth Rogen. A one-night stand has an unforeseen consequence. (CC) Cheers (CC)
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(HBO) (5:30) ››› “Crazy, Stupid, Love.” (2011) Steve Carell. ›› “The Campaign” (2012, Comedy) Will Ferrell. ‘R’ (CC) Louis C.K.: Oh My God (N) (S) (CC)
Boxing REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S)
(12:15) Game of Thrones (S) (CC)
(:15) ›› “The Campaign” (2012) Will Ferrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Battleship Louis C.K.: Oh My God (S) (CC) ››› “The Shape of Things” (2003) Gretchen Mol. “Johnny English” (MAX) (5:30) “El Gringo” (2012) (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ›› “In Time” (2011, Science Fiction) Justin Timberlake. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “American Reunion” (2012, Comedy) Jason Biggs. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) The Jump Off (:25) “Naughty Reunion” (2011) Jayden Cole. ‘NR’ (CC)
(12:50) ›› “American Reunion” (2012) Jason Biggs. (:45) › “American Psycho II: All American Girl” (2002)
(:15) › “Everybody Wants to Be Italian” (2007) Jay Jablonski. ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:00) “The Three Musketeers” (CC) ›› “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1” (2011) Kristen Stewart. “Hick” (2011) Chloe Grace Moretz. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) House of Lies (S)
Californication (:45) Shameless (S) (CC) Shaquille O’Neal Presents: All Star Comedy Jam
››› “The Woman in Black” (2012) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:40) “Ghosts of Goldfield” (2007) Kellan Lutz. ‘R’ (CC) (:10) ››› “The Woman in Black” (2012) Daniel Radcliffe. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “Reservoir Dogs” (1992) Harvey Keitel. ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Ceremony” (2010, Comedy) Michael Angarano. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Ghosts of Goldfield” (2007, Horror) Kellan Lutz. ‘R’ (CC)
› “I Melt With You” (2011, Suspense) Thomas Jane, Rob Lowe. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Against the Ropes” (2004) Meg Ryan. (S)
› “Jack” (TMC) ››› “Serenity” (2005, Science Fiction) Nathan Fillion. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)