The Brainerd Dispatch TV Week August 26th 2012

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Lucy Liu and Jonny Lee Miller star in “Elementary,” premiering Sept. 27 on CBS.

August 26 - September 1, 2012

The ones to watch for: The fall TV season’s top new shows

By TMS Writers © Zap2it

It’s a quandary every fall, as new shows come rushing at viewers: Which ones should I watch?

With a few weeks left until the 2012-13 season officially begins, here’s some early help. The pilot episodes for upcoming series have been available to industry insiders, and — based on those first blushes that also sold the programs to their respective networks — here, in alphabetical order, are Tribune Media Services TV writers’ recommendations for the ones to keep an eye on.

“Elementary” (CBS, Thursdays, premieres Sept. 27): Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s 19th-century consulting detective is already a hit in the 21st century with PBS’ London-set “Sherlock,” but Holmes and Watson hit the streets of New York in this sharp take on the oft-adapted tale. British actor Jonny Lee Miller gets to keep his native accent as a drug-addicted Sherlock Holmes, and “Southland” veteran Lucy Liu genderswitches Dr. Watson — now named Joan — who’s Holmes’ sober-living companion.

The American series doesn’t go for the whiz-bang visual effects of the British show, but Holmes is just as irascible here, while Watson may be prettier if a bit grumpier. Asked if a man and a woman can really be friends, Miller said he thought they could but added that it may mean “friends with benefits.” There’s no indication of any sort of romance in the pilot, but executive producer Rob Doherty promises archnemesis Moriarty and Sherlock’s dad. Fast, fresh and fun. (Kate O’Hare)

“Last Resort” (ABC, Thursdays, premieres Sept. 27): In a world on the brink of war, a U.S. nuclear submarine in the Indian Ocean connects with Navy SEALs on the run from an unseen enemy. The sub’s captain

receives orders to fire warheads at Pakistan, but it comes via a channel to be used only if the U.S. homeland is destroyed. Skeptical, the captain questions the order and is subsequently relieved of command, after which the sub is fired on by a U.S. warship.

Crippled, the vessel crawls to a rustic tropical island, where the crew members soon find themselves at odds with the corrupt mayor and at war with their own country. But where, exactly, did the order to fire come from? And why is their own country trying to kill them?

From executive producers including Shawn Ryan (“The Shield,” “The Unit”), “Last Resort” plays like an addictive thriller with a hint of island whimsy, though the mixture of the two can seem a bit incongruous at times. The ensemble cast includes Andre Braugher (“Homicide: Life on the Street”), Scott Speedman (“Felicity”), Daisy Betts (“Sea Patrol”), Autumn Reeser (“Entourage”) and Robert Patrick (“The Unit”). (George Dickie)

“Nashville” (ABC, Wednesdays, premieres Oct. 10): It’s too easy to call this a country version of “All About Eve” or another rendition of “A Star Is Born,” which is some of the buzz. The drama — starring Connie Britton (“Friday Night Lights”) as a country singer whose star is on the descent, and Hayden Panettiere (“Heroes”) as one whose star is on the rise — is its own show.

Beautifully written by Callie Khouri (“Thelma & Louise”), the series portrays believable tension between the women. Both actresses really sing, and the city of Nashville is featured prominently. Unlike in the Bette Davis classic, Rayna (Britton) never takes the younger Juliette (Panettiere) under her wing. Rayna knows how nasty and dangerous this woman is from the start, and after working her way up, certainly not without a few bumps, Rayna is

not going to abdicate her crown so easily to an overly confident upstart. (Jacqueline Cutler)

“The New Normal” (NBC, Tuesdays, premieres Sept. 11): Reflecting a growing national acceptance of gay parenting, this new sitcom from Ryan Murphy

(“Glee”) revolves around committed male couple Bryan and David (Andrew Rannells, Justin Bartha), who decide to have a baby with a sweet single mom (Georgia King) as their surrogate ... to the unmitigated horror of her narrow-minded grandmother (Ellen Barkin).

Murphy’s clearly on Team Gay here, but he’s even-handed enough to show (at least initially) that Bryan is a shallow preppie who views the prospective child as the ultimate accessory, one he wants to customize like a new car. Barkin, meanwhile, barks outrageously bigoted lines that would make Archie Bunker blush. The conservative group One Million Moms — the folks who tried to get Ellen DeGeneres fired as the face of JCPenney — have called for a boycott of the show sight unseen, not that they were Murphy’s target audience anyway. Did we mention the series is very, very funny? (John Crook) “Vegas” (CBS, Tuesdays, premieres Sept. 25): To start with, there’s the title — which always makes the imagination leap, on television or otherwise, with visions of glittering marquees and high-kicking showgirls. In this case, though, the subject is largely how Las Vegas became Las Vegas as mirrored by the experiences of real-life Sheriff Ralph Lamb. Played in perfectly stolid style by Dennis Quaid, he’s tasked with instilling a sense of law and order in a region suddenly teeming with newcomers looking to stake their own claims.

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Camille de Pazzis, Sahr Ngaujah, Autumn Reeser, Jesse Schram, Scott Speedman, Andre Braugher, Daniel Lissing, Daisy Betts and Dichen Lachman (from left) star in “Last Resort,” premiering Sept. 27 on ABC.

ACROSS

1. Actress on “Desperate Housewives” (2)

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DOWN

1. Word in the title of Josh Radnor’s series

2. Actress Larter

3. ... DDE, JFK, LBJ, __ ...

4. “Charlie & __.” (1985-86)

5. Arthur with a racket

6. Word following Rice, Corn or Wheat

7. Acuff’s initials

8. Foreboding signs

9. “__ Susan” (1996-2000)

13. Initials for Cloris

15. “__: Life in the E.R.”

16. “__ This Old House”

17. Actress Paquin

18. Gellar and Parker

19. “__ __ __ Lifetime”; 1985 Ellen Burstyn film

21. Ax handle

24. Bart’s Grampa

26. Poisonous substance

29. “Happy __”; animated ’06 film about penguins

30. “__ __ Wonderful Life”

31. “The Bernie Mac Show” setting: abbr.

34. Mean Amin

35. Sermon topic

36. Ryan, for one

38. Initials for actor Kiefer

39. Series for Julie Bowen, once

23. Meyers of “Kate & Allie”

24. __ mater; one’s old school 25. True statement

27. “Dreamer: Inspired __ __ True Story”; 2005 Kurt Russell movie

28. Series for B.J. Novak (2)

32. Number of seasons for “The Nanny” 33. Greek letter

Suffix for real or hero

Athletic shoes, for some

Actress Falco

“Last __ __”

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One of the Muppets

SeaWorld’s famed whale

“__ Cup”; 1996 Kevin Costner movie

1969 Omar Sharif film

NY’s summer time zone

Krosney of 40 Across

Wall and Easy: abbr.

Murray of “NCIS”

“Black __ Down”; 2001 Tom Sizemore movie

“The Flying __” (1967-70)

PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

ACTION SPORTS

4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) 10th Inning

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Atlanta Braves at San Francisco Giants. (Live)

AUTO RACING

7:30 p.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age

2:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Texas Rangers.

2:30 a.m. (ESPN) Atlanta Braves at San Francisco Giants.

4:00 a.m. (MSC) Baseball Twins Legends Game.

5:00 a.m. (MSC) 50 Greatest Twins

Monday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Texas Rangers.

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Tampa Bay Rays at Texas Rangers. (Live) (MSC) Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins.

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Tampa Bay Rays at Texas Rangers.

Tuesday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live 11:00 a.m. (MSC) Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins.

(WGN-A) Chicago White Sox at Baltimore Orioles. (Live)

Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins.

8:45 p.m. (HBO) Gennady Golovkin vs. Grzegorz Proska, Middleweights. (Live)

10:45 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Chavez, Jr./Martinez

11:15 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Road to Ward/Dawson

EQUESTRIAN

Saturday 4:00 p.m. + Woodward Stakes. (Live)

FOOTBALL

Sunday

7:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Fantasy Football Now

9:00 a.m. (HBO) Hard Knocks: Training Camp With the Miami Dolphins

10:00 a.m. (MSC) Vikings

11:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Alcoa (Tenn.) at Maryville (Tenn.). (Live)

BILLIARDS

1:00 p.m. (ESPN) College

GameDay

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) University (Fla.) at Trotwood-Madison (Ohio). (Live)

2:30 p.m. ) Fantasy Victory Draft Special

3:00 p.m. ) / San Francisco 49ers at Denver Broncos.

(Live)

5:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Fantasy

Football Now

6:00 p.m. + Madden NFL 13

Pigskin Pro-Am

7:00 p.m. + Carolina Panthers at New York Jets. (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Fantasy

Football Now

11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Yearbook

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Yearbook

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Yearbook

Monday

10:30 a.m. (HBO) Hard Knocks: Training Camp With the Miami Dolphins

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College

Football Live (Live)

4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

Thursday

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill

1:30 p.m. (HBO) Hard Knocks: Training Camp With the Miami Dolphins

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. + Minnesota Vikings at Houston Texans. (Live) (ESPN) South Carolina at Vanderbilt. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Scoreboard (Live)

9:15 p.m. (ESPN) Washington State at BYU. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live (Live)

12:45 a.m. (HBO) Hard Knocks: Training Camp With the Miami Dolphins

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) South Carolina at Vanderbilt.

4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

Friday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Boise State at Michigan State. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (HBO) Hard Knocks: Training Camp With the Miami Dolphins

9:30 p.m. ) Fantasy Victory Draft Special

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Vikings at Houston Texans. (Taped)

11:30 p.m. (HBO) Hard Knocks: Training Camp With the Miami Dolphins

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

1:30 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Boise State at Michigan State.

a.m. (SPIKE)

a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar 5:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR

Countdown (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: NRA American Warrior 300.

(Live)

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: NRA American Warrior 300.

BASEBALL

Sunday

10:00 a.m. (ESPN) Little League

Baseball World Series, Consolation Game: Teams TBA.

(Live)

12:00 p.m. (ESPN) Little League

World Series Web Gems and World Championship Preview

(TBS) Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Detroit Tigers.

(Live)

1:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Lead-Off Man

1:10 p.m. (WGN-A) Colorado Rockies at Chicago Cubs. (Live)

1:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

2:00 p.m. % Little League Baseball World Series, Championship Game: Teams TBA. (Live) (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Texas Rangers. (Live)

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. (Live) (WGN-A) Milwaukee Brewers at Chicago Cubs. (Live) 10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live) 11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

Wednesday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live 11:00 a.m. (MSC) Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins.

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live) (WGN-A) Chicago White Sox at Baltimore Orioles. (Live)

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. (Live) 9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live) 12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

(MSC) Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins.

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.

Thursday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live 11:30

Saturday

12:00 p.m. ) MLB Player Poll (WGN-A) San Francisco Giants at Chicago Cubs. (Same-day Tape)

2:00 p.m. / MLB Player Poll

2:30 p.m. ) / MLB Pregame (Live)

2:45 p.m. (WGN-A) 10th Inning

3:00 p.m. ) / Regional Coverage. (Live)

5:30 p.m. (WGN-A) White Sox Warm-Up

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals. (Live) (WGN-A) Chicago White Sox at Detroit Tigers. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live)

3:30 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals.

BASKETBALL

Sunday

9:30 a.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive 10:00 p.m. (MSC) Ball Up Streetball

Monday

a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Road to

p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Road to

Tuesday

8:15 a.m. (HBO) 2 Days: Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr.

Thursday

9:30 a.m. (HBO) 2 Days: Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr.

9:45 a.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Chavez, Jr./ Martinez

1:45 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Road to Ward/Dawson

Friday 6:30 p.m. (HBO)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

8:00 p.m. (HBO) Hard Knocks: Training Camp With the Miami Dolphins

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Vikings

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Yearbook

4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

Tuesday

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College

Football Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live

(Live)

9:00 p.m. (HBO) Hard Knocks: Training Camp With the Miami Dolphins

4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

Wednesday

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College

Football Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live

(Live)

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Washington State at BYU. (Same-day Tape)

5:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

Saturday

8:00 a.m. # _ Navy vs. Notre Dame. (Live)

9:00 a.m. (ESPN) College GameDay (Live)

10:00 a.m. (HBO) Hard Knocks: Training Camp With the Miami Dolphins

11:00 a.m. 7 Buffalo at Georgia. (Live)

(ESPN) Ohio at Penn State. (Live) (ESPN2) Northwestern at Syracuse. (Live)

(FX) College Football (Live)

(MSC) Appalachian State at East Carolina. (Live)

12:00 p.m. + Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron

12:30 p.m. + Vikings Year in Review

2:00 p.m. % College Football Countdown (Live) (ESPN) (ESPN2) College Football Scoreboard (Live)

Road to

11:00 p.m. (HBO) 2 Days: Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr. 11:15 p.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Chavez, Jr./ Martinez

Saturday

9:30 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Road to Ward/Dawson

(HBO) Hard Knocks: Training Camp With the Miami Dolphins

10:00 p.m. (HBO) Hard Knocks: Training Camp With the Miami Dolphins

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

(Live)

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Yearbook

2:30 p.m. % (ESPN2) Teams

TBA. (Live)

(ESPN) Bowling Green at Florida. (Live)

(MSC) College Football (Live)

3:00 p.m. (FX) Colorado State at Colorado. (Live)

3:30 p.m. = Fantasy Victory Draft Special

5:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Scoreboard (Live)

PLAYING FIELD

HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

6:00 p.m. ) / College Football Pregame (Live)

(ESPN) Auburn vs. Clemson. (Live)

6:30 p.m. ) / Hawaii at USC. (Live)

7:00 p.m. % Alabama vs. Michigan. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) College

Football Scoreboard (Live)

9:30 p.m. (ESPN) Arkansas State at Oregon. (Live)

(MSC) Oklahoma at Texas-El Paso. (Live)

11:45 p.m. (HBO) Hard Knocks: Training Camp With the Miami Dolphins

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College

Football Final (Live)

1:30 a.m. (ESPN) College

Football Final

1:33 a.m. + Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron

2:30 a.m. (ESPN) Auburn vs. Clemson.

2:33 a.m. + Vikings Year in Review

5:00 a.m. (ESPN) College

Football Final

(ESPN2) Arkansas State at Oregon. (Taped) GOLF

Sunday

6:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

7:00 a.m. (GOLF) Johnnie Walker Championship, Final Round. (Live)

11:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Barclays, Final Round. (Live)

12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Pregame (Live)

1:00 p.m. # _ The Barclays, Final Round. (Live) (GOLF) CN Canadian Women’s Open, Final Round. (Live) (MSC) Midwest Classic Golf

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Boeing Classic, Final Round. (Same-day Tape)

8:30 p.m. (GOLF) The Barclays, Final Round.

12:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Boeing Classic, Final Round.

3:00 a.m. (GOLF) CN Canadian Women’s Open, Final Round.

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Monday

10:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Barclays, Final Round.

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Bad Ragaz

PGA Seniors Open Highlights

3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Masters

Highlights

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Masters

Highlights

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix (MSC) Midwest Classic Golf

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Now

7:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Now

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Tuesday

10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Boeing Classic, Final Round.

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Open de France Highlights

3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Now

3:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Now

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) American Triumvirate

4:30 p.m. (GOLF) American Tri-

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) American Triumvirate

6:30 p.m. (GOLF) American Triumvirate

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) On the Range

8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Deutsche Bank Championship Pro Am.

9:00 p.m. (GOLF) On the Range

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Deutsche Bank Championship Pro Am.

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Friday

7:30 a.m. (GOLF) Omega European Masters, Second Round. (Live)

11:30 a.m. (GOLF)

Golf Now 12:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Now 1:00 a.m. (GOLF) School of Golf 1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy 5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Thursday

7:30 a.m. (GOLF) Omega European Masters, First Round. (Live)

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) American Triumvirate

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Web.com: Mylan Classic, First Round. (Live)

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Deutsche Bank Championship Pro Am. (Same-day Tape)

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) American Triumvirate

1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Deutsche Bank Championship, First Round. (Live)

3:30 p.m. (MSC) Golf Life ’12

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Web.com: Mylan Classic, Second Round. (Same-day Tape)

7:30 p.m. (GOLF) Deutsche Bank Championship, First Round.

11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

a.m. (GOLF) Deutsche Bank Championship, First Round. 4:30 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Saturday

6:00 a.m. (GOLF) Omega European Masters, Third Round. (Live)

(GOLF) Golf Now

(GOLF) Golf Now

a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Monday 5:30 a.m. (HBO) Broad Street Bullies LACROSSE

Sunday 2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) MLL Lacrosse Championship: Teams TBA. (Live)

MARTIAL ARTS

Sunday 9:00 p.m. (MSC) The Best of Pride

Tuesday 5:00 p.m. (MSC) The Best of Pride

Thursday

p.m. (MSC) UFC Countdown

p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider

1:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Pregame (Live)

1:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer (Live)

Thursday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Highlights

12:00 a.m. (MSC) English Premier League Soccer

Friday

6:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Magazine

Saturday

6:30 a.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer West Ham United FC vs Fulham FC. (Live)

1:30 p.m. + Women’s Soccer International Friendly: United States vs. Costa Rica. (Live)

1:00 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer (Taped)

SOFTBALL

Sunday

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Softball NPF Championship Series, Game 3: Teams TBA. (Live)

TENNIS

Sunday

11:00 a.m. # _ Arthur Ashe Kids’ Day. (Taped)

12:30 p.m. # _ U.S. Open Tennis Preview

Monday

a.m. (MSC) Babe Winkelman’s Outdoor Secrets

7:00 a.m. (MSC) North American Hunter

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Progressive Bass Wrap Up Show 9:00 a.m. (MSC) Waters and

12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2012 U.S. Open Tennis First Round. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2012 U.S. Open Tennis First Round. (Live)

Tuesday

12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2012 U.S. Open Tennis First Round. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2012 U.S. Open Tennis First Round. (Live)

Wednesday

RODEO

Sunday

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Bull Riding CBR Hobbs.

SOCCER

Sunday

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) MLS Soccer

New York Red Bulls at Sporting Kansas City. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show

1:50 a.m. (ESPN2) FIFA U-20 Women’s World Cup: United States vs. Germany. (Live)

Tuesday

1:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Pregame (Live)

1:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Teams

TBA — Borussia Dortmund vs FC Dynamo Kyiv. (Live)

10:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Teams

TBA — Borussia Dortmund vs FC Dynamo Kyiv.

Wednesday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Highlights

12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2012 U.S. Open Tennis Men’s First Round and Women’s Second Round. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2012 U.S. Open Tennis Men’s First Round and Women’s Second Round. (Live)

Thursday

12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2012 U.S. Open Tennis Second Round. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2012 U.S. Open Tennis Second Round. (Live)

Friday 12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2012 U.S. Open Tennis Men’s Second Round and Women’s Third Round. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2012 U.S. Open Tennis Men’s Second Round and Women’s Third Round. (Live)

Saturday

11:00 a.m. # _ 2012 U.S. Open Tennis Men’s and Women’s Third Round. (Live)

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››› “Man of the West” (1958) Gary Cooper, Julie London. (CC)

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IN FOCUS

BY LORI ACKEN

Marsh Mokhtari

•What are you currently reading?

“ ‘Gone Girl’ by Gillian Flynn. She’s a friend of ours. To see her meteoric rise – we’re just thrilled.”

•What did you have for dinner last night?

“I made salmon on my Big Green Egg, which is my grill. I’m in love with my Big Green Egg.”

•What is your next project?

“My wife and I own a production company called Jolly Good Productions, and we have 15 projects in development, but the one that is really good right now is called ‘War, Incorporated.’ It’s a reality show about Special Forces contractors.”

•Where did you go on vacation last?

“Omaha, Neb. My wife is from Omaha, so we went back for a week and got to have some real quality family time.”

As Food Network show hosts go, Marsh Mokhtari of “Extreme Chef” has the most intriguing resume yet.

Born in the U.K. to an English mother and a food-loving Persian dad, Mokhtari has lived on four continents, earned a degree in medical physics, worked in finance, guest starred on “Passions” and “The Young and the Restless,” and combined his love of performing and travel by hosting adventure-based series around the globe.

So when the network approached him to audition for its first extreme cooking show, “Extreme Chef,” now airing its second season on Thursday nights, Mokhtari knew he’d found his next TV home. “They said, ‘We want someone that can handle a chef – and chefs are not the easiest people to get along with,” Mokhtari says of the tryout, in which he discovered a natural affinity for the flinty personalities who sign on to have their physical, mental and culinary mettle tested in grueling challenges for a hefty cash prize. “I’m more of a mentor than a provocateur. I’m trying to help them, but at the same time I don’t let them get away with whining in the kitchen.”

Still, with tests that this season will include creating gourmet meals in desert wastelands, a floating dock in the middle of the sea and the jungles of Thailand, Mokhtari says he’ll occasionally turn the other cheek for the sake of supreme creativity.

“On one episode, with a particular ingredient – and I’m not going to tell what ingredient or which chef – the chef needed a cheesecloth and didn’t have one, so they grabbed a knife, cut their own shirt, put the ingredient in the shirt and squeezed. I didn’t say too much about the sweat impregnated in the food – but what an ingenious thought process!”

With the new season wrapped, the happily married dad of two daughters has embarked on his own new adventure – one designed to both hone his craft and soothe another crop of mercurial chefs. “It’s called Upright Citizens Brigade – Amy Poehler and her brigade – and I’m doing a two-week improv class. Like I said, being in the moment with the chefs, you have to be on your toes to be able to whip them into shape. And maybe get a giggle out of them. Or tears. Tears are OK, too.”

“Hulu: The Booth at the End,” www.hulu.com/thebooth-at-the-end

In the series, which returned with new episodes earlier in August, a mysterious Man (Xander Berkeley) sits in a booth at the end of a diner called Cadillac Jack’s. He can grant any wish you desire — for a price. The second season asks the question, “How far would you go to get what you want?” Season 1 stars included Matt Boren, Sarah Clarke and Timothy Omundson (“Psych”). Directed by Jessica Landaw (“Judging Amy,” “Bones”).

“You Asked for It,” youtu. be/FYz99tfTupQ

Presenting new episodes on Thursdays as part of Lionsgate’s BeFit Channel on YouTube, the original show features host Melana Scantlin presenting viewer questions to appropriate fitness experts. Personalized responses come from such fitness gurus as Denise Austin, Billy Blanks Jr. and Sara Fit, along with YouTube yoga sensations Sadie Nardini and Rainbeau Mars.

“Louie,” www.fxnetworks. com/louie/

Airing Thursdays on FX, the comedy draws from the observational humor of stand-up star Louis C.K. Shot in New York, each episode blends a scripted story and comedy routines. The official home page features complete episodes and video extras, along with downloadable wallpapers and screensavers, links to Facebook and Twitter accounts, and Louie’s unique take on New York. There’s also a fan guide with an in-depth look at the creative team behind the show.

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TUESDAY EVENING AUGUST 28, 2012

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››› “Pretty Woman” (1990, Romance-Comedy) Richard Gere, Julia Roberts. (CC)

›› “Overboard” (1987) Goldie Hawn. An amnesiac millionairess is duped by a cunning carpenter. ›› “Summer Rental” (1985, Comedy) John Candy, Richard Crenna. (CC) Small Town

Paid Program (AP) Wild Pacific (CC) Hillbilly Handfishin’Wild Russia (CC) Lion ChristianHillbilly Handfishin’Wild Russia (CC) Lion ChristianWild Pacific (CC) Hillbilly Handfishin’Wild Russia (CC) Lion ChristianOranguEden (BRAVO) Love BrokerHousewives/NYCHousewives/NJHousewives/NJGallery GirlsHousewives/NYCHousewives/NJMatchmakerMatchmakerPaidPaidPaidPaidMatchmaker (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportCoca-Cola60 Minutes onAmerican GreedMad Money60 Minutes onAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) Republican National Convention The 2012 Republican National Convention. (N) (S) (CC) Piers MorganRepublican National Convention (CC) Piers MorganRep. ConventionEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) Daily ShowWork.Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0The DailyColbertTosh.0Daily(12:12) The Colbert ReportSunnyWork.The FturamaTosh.0PaidPaid Cook Paid (DISC) Dirty Jobs (CC) Dirty Jobs (CC) Dirty Jobs (N) (S) Dirty Jobs (CC) Dirty Jobs (CC) Dirty Jobs (CC) Dirty Jobs (CC) Dirty Jobs (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCreflo (DISN) “Let It Shine” (2012) (S) (CC)

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(ESPN2) 2012 U.S. Open Tennis First Round. From the USTA National Tennis Center in Flushing, N.Y. (N) (Live) E:60 (N)

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ACLJHead-OnFull CrefloPraise the Lord “TBN Classics” (CC) Miracles AroundEvidnceWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) The Office Pam’s contractions begin. Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) › “Disaster Movie” (2008, Comedy) Matt Lanter. (CC) TBS Preview

MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:45) “The Night of the Iguana”

››› “55 Days at Peking” (1963, Historical Drama) Charlton Heston, Ava Gardner. (CC) (:45) ›› “The Bribe” (1949) Robert Taylor, Ava Gardner. (CC) ››› “Mogambo” (1953, Adventure) Clark Gable, Ava Gardner. (CC) (DVS)

›››› “Seven Days in May” (1964) Burt Lancaster, Kirk Douglas. (CC) (:45) ›› “My Forbidden Past” (1951) Robert Mitchum. ››› “Adam Had Four Sons” (TLC) 19 Kids19 Kids19 Kids-Count19 Kids-CountAbbyAbby19 Kids-Count19 Kids-CountAbbyAbby19 Kids19 KidsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPeoplePeople

(TNT) The Mentalist (S) Bones Fragments. Bones (S) (CC)

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CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Dallas (CC) Law & Order (S) Cold Case (CC) Smallville “Idol” Smallville (CC) (TOON) DramaDramaDramaAdvenKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSquidChina, ILAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenOff the China, ILKing/HillKing/HillLooneyMAD (TRAV) FoodFoodMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumToy HntrToy HntrBizarre FoodsMysteries-MuseumToy HntrToy HntrBizarre FoodsMysteries-MuseumPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnWorld’s Dumbest...PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnWorld’s Dumbest...The InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) (:05) M*A*S*H (:43) Home Improvement (CC) Home Improve. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens (:38) The King of Queens (S) (CC) (:16) The Exes The Exes’70s Show Roseanne (S) 3’s Company 3’s Company Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Cook Safe (USA)

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit White Collar (N) (CC) (:01) Covert Affairs “Loving the Alien”

(:02) Royal Pains (CC) (DVS) (:02) White Collar (CC) (12:02) Covert Affairs (CC) (DVS) (:02) House “Informed Consent” (:01) House An autistic child’s case. Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) ›› “The Skeleton Key” (2005) (WGN-A) Funny VideosMLB Baseball Milwaukee Brewers at Chicago Cubs. (N) NewsVideosChrisChris30 RockScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaSouth PkSouth PkDeathPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

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(HBO) › “The Art of Getting By” (2011) Freddie Highmore. (S) ›› “A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas” (2011) ‘R’

Hard Knocks: Training Camp The Newsroom “The Greater Fool” ›› “J. Edgar” (2011) Leonardo DiCaprio. J. Edgar Hoover becomes the first director of the FBI. (:20) ›› “A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas” (2011) (2:55) ›› “The Statement” (2003, Suspense) Michael Caine. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “TMNT” (2007) (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (MAX) (5:35) ›› “The Whole Nine Yards” (:15) ›› “Tower Heist” (2011, Comedy) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Unknown” (2011, Suspense) Liam Neeson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Skin to the Max Strike Back (S) (CC)

Forbidden Science Feature 1: Endless Possibilities A compilation of episodes.

› “Hard Rain” (1998) Morgan Freeman. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:10) ›› “The X-Files” (1998) David Duchovny. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (SHOW) (4:45) ›› “The Core” (2003) (CC) Weeds (CC) Web Therapy ›› “Blitz” (2011) Jason Statham. Premiere. ‘R’ (:45) Episodes (:15) Weeds “Saplings” (S) (CC)

The Real L Word“Jolene” (2008, Drama) Jessica Chastain, Dermot Mulroney. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) › “Twelve” (2010) Chace Crawford. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) › “In the Mix” (2005) Usher. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “HoneyBlew” (TMC) (5:15) ›› “Medicine Man” (1992) ››› “White Palace” (1990) Susan Sarandon. ‘R’ (:45) › “Another 9 1/2 Weeks” (1997) Mickey Rourke. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “The Grind” (2009) C. Thomas Howell. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

›› “Back to Back: American Yakuza 2” (1996) (S) ‘R’

(:35) › “SuicideGirls Must Die!” (2010) Amina Suicide. (:05) “On the Inside” (2011) Nick Stahl. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) › “Scorpio One” (1997) Robert Carradine. ‘R’

WEDNESDAY

Texas StorageTexas

(AMC) CSI: Miami “Invasion” (S) (CC)

“Pretty Woman” (1990, Romance-Comedy) Richard Gere, Julia Roberts. (CC)

“Pretty Woman” (1990, Romance-Comedy) Richard Gere, Julia Roberts. (CC)

Breaking Bad “Say My Name” (CC) Small Town (:34) ››› “Best in Show” (2000) Michael Hitchcock, Parker Posey. (:34) Breaking Bad “Say My Name” Three Stooges Paid Program Paid Program (AP) Gator Boys (CC) Tanked (S) WildmanWildmanOff HookOff HookTanked (S)

WildmanWildmanOff HookOff HookGator Boys (CC) Tanked (S) WildmanWildmanOff HookOff HookOranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/NYCHousewives/NYCTop Chef MastersTop Chef MastersTop Chef MastersHousewives/NJGallery GirlsMatchmakerMatchmakerPaidPaidPaidPaidMatchmaker (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportAmer. GreedAmer. GreedAmerican GreedMad MoneyAmer. GreedAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) Republican National Convention The 2012 Republican National Convention. (N) (S) (CC) Piers MorganRepublican National Convention (CC) Piers MorganRep. ConventionEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) Daily ShowSouth PkSouth PkFturamaFturamaFuturama (CC) DailyColbertFturamaDailyThe Colbert Report(12:47) FuturamaSunnyWork.SwardChapPaidPaidPaidCook (DISC) Overhaulin’ (CC) Overhaulin’ (CC) American Guns (N) Texas Car WarsAmerican Guns (S) Texas Car WarsOverhaulin’ (CC) American Guns (S) PaidPaidTelePaidPaidPaidPaidCreflo (DISN) VampireANT Good Shake ItPhineasPhineasAustinJessieGood PhineasANT WizardsDeckDeckGood VampireWizardsWizardsDeckDeckPhineasPhineasMickeyMickey (E!) E! News (N) Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialSoupE Spec.ChelseaE! News ChelseaE! SpecialChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (CC) Baseball TonightSportsCenter (N)

(ESPN2) 2012 U.S. Open Tennis Men’s First Round and Women’s Second Round. From the USTA National Tennis Center in Flushing, N.Y. (N) (Live)

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(EWTN) Daily MassEWTN LiveSaintRosarySaintsCatholic.FaithWomen Daily MassEWTN LiveGenesisSavoringGalleryBen.CatholicApo.Catholic CompassOriginalServant

(FAM) MelissaMelissaMelissaDaddy ›› “The Sandlot” (1993) Tom Guiry. The 700 ClubPrincePrincePaidPaidPaidButt LiftThe 700 ClubPaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerNopalea

(FSN) Jerry KillTwins MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. (N) Twins Jerry KillWorld Poker TourMLB Baseball: Mariners at Twins PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(FX) Two Two ›› “Step Brothers” (2008, Comedy) ›› “Dear John” (2010, Romance) AngerTwo Two ArcherSons of AnarchySons of AnarchySons of AnarchyPaidPaidPaidPaid

(GOLF) School of Golf ›› “Caddyshack” (1980, Comedy) Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield. ›› “Caddyshack” (1980, Comedy) Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield. Golf Central Golf NowGolf NowGolf NowGolf NowSchool of Golf Golf Acad.

(HGTV) Hunt IntlHuntersProperty BrothersBuying and SellingHuntersHunt IntlProperty BrothersBuying and SellingHuntersHunt IntlProperty BrothersProperty BrothersPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDecked (HIST) Cajun Cajun Cajun Cajun Cajun Cajun AmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriCajun Cajun Cajun Cajun AmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) Trading Spouses ››› “Something’s Gotta Give” (2003) Jack Nicholson. Drop Dead Diva(:01) ››› “Something’s

(SPIKE) AuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionEntouEntouEntouEntouPaidPaidCook PaidPaidPaid (SYFY) Paranormal Wi.Haunted CollectorHaunted CollectorParanormal Wi.Haunted CollectorParanormal Wi.Lost Girl (S) (CC) Haven Haven Haven PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) Billy GrahamBehindTurningPrinceEndPraise the Lord (Live). (CC)

GoodDupl’tisEasterCrefloPraise the Lord “TBN Classics” (CC)

BibleAgainstCrossWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) (CC) Big BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) Sullivan & Son The Office (CC) Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ›› “Transporter 3” (2008, Action) Jason Statham, Natalya Rudakova. (CC)

MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ››› “Gaslight” (1944)

››› “Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde” (1941) Spencer Tracy. (CC) (DVS)

›››› “Casablanca” (1942, Drama) Humphrey Bogart. (CC) (DVS)

››› “Joan of Arc” (1948, Biography) Ingrid Bergman, Jose Ferrer, Francis L. Sullivan. (CC) ›› “Elena and Her Men” (1956) Ingrid Bergman.

(:15) ››› “Autumn Sonata” (1978, Drama) Ingrid Bergman, Liv Ullmann. ›› “Bedside” (1934) Jean Muir (TLC) Toddlers & TiarasHoneyHoneyToddlers & TiarasHoneyHoneyToddlers & TiarasHoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyToddlers & TiarasPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPeoplePeople (TNT) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) CSI: NY (S) (CC) The Great EscapeCSI: NY (S) (CC) Dallas (CC) Law & Order (S) NUMB3RS (CC) Smallville (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) AdvenJohnnyNinjaGoNinjaGoKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSquidChina, ILAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenOff the China, ILKing/HillKing/HillLooneyMAD (TRAV) FoodFoodSandSandToy HntrToy HntrMeatMeatFoodFoodToy HntrToy HntrMeatMeatFoodFoodSandSandPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) PawnPawnPawnPawnRepoRepoRepoRepoMost ShockingPawnPawnRepoRepoRepoRepoMost ShockingThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Home Improve. Home Improve. Raymond Raymond The Soul Man (N) The Exes (N) Retired at 35 King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens The Soul Man The ExesRetired at 35 King of Queens Roseanne (S) 3’s Company 3’s Company Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “Rule FiftyOne” (S) (CC) NCIS “Broken Arrow” (S) (CC) Royal Pains (N) (CC) (DVS)

(:01) Necessary Roughness (CC)

(:02) Suits Harvey needs Mike’s help.

(:02) Royal Pains (CC) (DVS)

(12:02) Necessary Roughness (CC)

(:02) House “Fools for Love” (CC)

(:01) House “Que Sera Sera” (CC)

Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (WGN-A) MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Baltimore Orioles. (N) News at NineFunny VideosChrisChris30 RockScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaSouth PkSouth PkDeathPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

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(HBO) Hard Knocks: Training Camp ›› “The Hangover Part II” (2011) Bradley Cooper. (S) ‘R’

Boardwalk True Blood Eric tries to save Bill. Hard Knocks: Training Camp Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

›› “The Hangover Part II” (2011) Bradley Cooper. (S) ‘R’ (:45) › “Broken Lizard’s Club Dread” (2004, Comedy) Bill Paxton. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Bill Maher... But I’m Not Wrong (S) (CC)

“The Education of Little Tree” (1997) (MAX) (5:10) ››› “Set It Off” (1996) ‘R’ (:15) ››› “Unstoppable” (2010) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Cowboys & Aliens” (2011, Science Fiction) Daniel Craig. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Co-Ed Confidential 3: Spring Break Feature 1 Skin to the Max (:15) ››› “The American” (2010, Suspense) George Clooney. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “In the Cut” (2003, Suspense) Meg Ryan, Mark Ruffalo. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Oh God! You Devil” (1984) (SHOW) (4:45) ›› “Phenomenon” (1996) (6:50) ›› “Real Steel” (2011, Action) Hugh Jackman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Franchise Weeds (CC) Franchise Episodes ›› “Scream 4” (2011, Horror) Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Don’t Go in the Woods” (2010) Eric Bogosian. ‘NR’ ››› “Panic” (2000) William H. Macy. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Danny Deckchair” (2003) Rhys Ifans. (S) ‘PG-13’ “Vidal” (TMC) (5:05) ››› “Chasing Amy” ‘R’ ››› “The Help” (2011) Viola Davis. An aspiring writer captures the experiences of black women.

› “The Heart Specialist” (2006) Wood Harris. ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ››› “Source Code” (2011) Jake Gyllenhaal. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(12:50) ›› “Justice” (1999) Charles Durning. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) “Outside the Law” (2010) Jamel Debbouze. Algerians struggle for independence from France. ›› “The Little Traitor” (2007) (S)

THURSDAY EVENING AUGUST 30, 2012

(1990, Romance-Comedy) Richard Gere, Julia Roberts. (CC)

“The Bodyguard” (1992, Drama) Kevin Costner. A bodyguard falls for the singer-actress he must protect. (CC)

(2007,

Jessica Alba. (CC)

Hayden

(AP) Swamp Wars (S) River Monsters: Unhooked (S) (CC) Swamp Wars (S) River Monsters: Unhooked (S) (CC) Swamp Wars (S) Swamp Wars (S) River MonstersRiver MonstersSwamp Wars (S) OranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.What Happens ››› “House Party” (1990) PaidPaidPaidPaidMatchmaker (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportCrime Inc.Crime Inc. (N) American GreedMad MoneyCrime Inc.American GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) Republican National Convention The 2012 Republican National Convention. (N) (S) (CC) Piers MorganRepublican National Convention (CC) Piers MorganRep. ConventionEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) DailyChappelle’s ShowChapSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkTosh.0DailyColbertTosh.0DailyThe Colbert ReportTosh.0SunnyWork.FturamaTodd BarryPaidPaidCook Paid (DISC) AuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionSaw Saw AuctionAuctionSaw Saw AuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCreflo (DISN) ›› “Underdog” (2007) (S) JessieJessieAustinShake ItGood Good PhineasANT WizardsDeckDeckGood VampireWizardsWizardsDeckDeckPhineasPhineasLittleChug (E!) E! News (N) E Spec.E Spec.Big Rich TexasShannen SaysChelseaE! News ChelseaIce-CocoIce-CocoChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) College Football South Carolina at Vanderbilt. (N) (Live) (:15) College Football Washington State at BYU. (N) (Live)

SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N)

Football SportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) 2012 U.S. Open Tennis Second Round. From the USTA National Tennis Center in Flushing, N.Y. (N) (Live)

(EWTN) Daily MassThe World OverCrossingRosaryLife on the RockDefendWomen Daily MassThe World OverOctavaServantGalleryMaryThreshold of HopeThe Journey HomeOriginalChoices

(FAM) (5:30) › “Wild Hogs” (2007) › “Gone in Sixty Seconds” (2000) Nicolas Cage. The 700 ClubPrincePrincePaidButt LiftPaidPaidThe 700 ClubInsanity!PaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerCreflo

(FSN) Due Twins MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. Twins Due Rooster UFCEnglish Premier League SoccerPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearFriendsFriendsHollywood HeightsGeorgeGeorgeChrisYesDearYesDearGeorgeGeorgeBradyBradyTBAMikeMike (SPIKE) Jail (S) Jail (S) iMPACT Wrestling (N) (S Live) (CC) ›› “The Marine 2” (2009, Action) (S) Ways Ways GTTVUnsolved MysteryEntouEntouWays PaidPaidPaidCook PaidPaid (SYFY) Paranormal Wi.Paranormal Wi.Paranormal Wi.Paranormal Wi.Paranormal Wi.Paranormal Wi.Face Off Sanctuary (CC) Sanctuary (CC) Sanctuary (CC) Sanctuary (CC) PaidPaid (TBN) GoodPottersBehindOsteenPrinceHillsongPraise the Lord (Live). (CC) Holy EvidnceBibleCrefloPraise the Lord “TBN Classics” (CC) Turning PointAcquireWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) (CC) Big BangBig BangSullivan & Son Big BangConan (N) (CC) Sullivan & Son The Office (CC) Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ›› “Herbie: Fully Loaded” (2005) Lindsay Lohan, Michael Keaton. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:45) › “Times Square Playboy”

››› “Lady for a Day” (1933) Warren William. (:45) ››› “Cleopatra” (1934) Claudette Colbert, Warren William. (:45) ››› “Employees’ Entrance” (1933) (CC) (12:15) ›› “The Case of the Howling Dog” (1934) (:45) ›› “Lone Wolf Spy Hunt” (1939) Warren William.

› “Arsene Lupin Returns” (1938) Melvyn Douglas, Virginia Bruce.

›› “The Glory Guys” (1965) (TLC) Gypsy WeddingFour Weddings (S) Four Weddings (N) Four Weddings (N) Four Weddings (S) Four Weddings (S) Four Weddings (S) Gypsy WeddingPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPeoplePeople (TNT) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) CSI: NY “Blink” (S) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Dallas (CC) Law & Order (S) NUMB3RS (CC) Smallville (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) DramaAdvenAnnoyRegularKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChilEagleChina, ILAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChilOff the China, ILKing/HillKing/HillLooneyRedakai (TRAV) FoodFoodBest SandwichTrip FlipTrip FlipWaterparks BestInsane CoasterTrip FlipTrip FlipWaterparks BestInsane CoasterBest SandwichPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingJokersJokersJokersJokersMost ShockingMost ShockingJokersJokersJokersJokersMost ShockingThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) (:05) M*A*S*H (:43) Home Improvement (CC) Home Improve. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens (:38) The King of Queens (S) (CC) The Soul Man The Soul Man ’70s Show Roseanne (S) 3’s Company 3’s Company Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “Heartland” (S) (CC)

NCIS “Nine Lives” (S) (CC) NCIS “Murder 2.0” (S) (CC) (DVS)

NCIS “Love & War” (S) (CC)

Covert Affairs “Loving the Alien”

››› “Blood Diamond” (2006) Leonardo DiCaprio. Two men join in a quest to recover a priceless gem. (CC) Law & Order:

Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order:

Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order:

Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order:

Criminal Intent (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at NineFunny VideosChrisChris30 RockScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaSouth PkSouth PkDeathPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

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(HBO) (5:00) ›› “Green Lantern” (2011) (S) ›› “The Change-Up” (2011, Comedy) Ryan Reynolds. (S) ‘R’ (CC) The Newsroom “The Greater Fool” True Blood Eric tries to save Bill. Real Sex (CC) REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) Hard Knocks: Training Camp Ward/ Dawson (:15) ›› “The Change-Up” (2011, Comedy) Ryan Reynolds. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) › “Kissing a Fool” (1998) David Schwimmer. ‘R’ “Dragon: Bruce” (MAX) “Rage”(:45) ››› “Die Hard With a Vengeance” (1995, Action) Bruce Willis, Jeremy Irons. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “50 First Dates” (2004) Adam Sandler. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:40) Life on Top Feature 7: Back on Top A compilation of episodes. (CC) ›› “Firestarter” (1984, Horror) David Keith, Drew Barrymore. ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Martha Marcy May Marlene” (2011) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “Jackie Chan’s Who Am I?” (1998) Jackie Chan. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (SHOW) “Nobel Son” ‘R’ ››› “The Rock” (1996, Action) Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage, Ed Harris. (S) ‘R’ The Real L Word “Premonitions” (N) Gigolos (N) (S) The Real L Word “Premonitions” Gigolos (CC)

›› “Piranha” (2010) Elisabeth Shue. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Thirst” (2008, Drama) Lacey Chabert. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Sex and Breakfast” (2007) Macaulay Culkin. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “The First Time” (2009) Devon Werkheiser. ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) “Dangerous LivesAltar Boy” “Mr. Nice” (2010, Drama) Rhys Ifans, Chloë Sevigny. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

› “Love, Wedding, Marriage” (2011) Mandy Moore.

“No. 1 Cheerleader Camp” (2010) Jay Gillespie. (S) ‘NR’

(12:10) ›› “Beyond Borders” (2003, Drama) Angelina Jolie, Clive Owen, Teri Polo. (S) ‘R’ (:20) “Pros & Ex-Cons” (2005) Sam Worthington. ‘R’

“Late Bloomers” (2011) William Hurt. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Car Wash”

(AMC) (4:30) ››› “October Sky” (1999)

››› “The Princess Bride” (1987) Cary Elwes, Robin Wright. (CC)

››› “The Princess Bride” (1987) Cary Elwes, Robin Wright. (CC)

› “The Reaping” (2007, Horror) Hilary Swank, David Morrissey. (CC)

›› “The Frighteners” (1996, Suspense) Michael J. Fox, Trini Alvarado, Peter Dobson. (CC) Small Town CSI: Miami “Not Landing” (S) (CC) The Rifleman The Rifleman (AP) North WoodsNorth WoodsLaw on the BorderLaw on the BorderLaw on the BorderLaw on the BorderNorth Woods LawNorth WoodsNorth WoodsLaw on the BorderLaw on the BorderBig CatBig Cat (BRAVO) Million Dollar List. ››› “The Aviator” (2004, Biography) Leonardo DiCaprio, Cate Blanchett. ››› “The Aviator” (2004, Biography) Leonardo DiCaprio, Cate Blanchett. PaidPaidPaidPaidInterior Therapy (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportCostco CrazeUltimate FactoriesAmerican GreedMad MoneyUltimate FactoriesAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN)

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(FAM) ››› “Mean Girls” (2004, Comedy) ››› “Mean Girls” (2004, Comedy) The 700 ClubPrincePrinceInsanity!PaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaid

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(FX) (5:00) “Date Night” › “Push” (2009) Chris Evans. Premiere. › “Push” (2009) Chris Evans, Dakota Fanning. › “Armageddon” (1998) Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton. Sons of Anarchy (CC) PaidPaidPaid (GOLF) PGA Tour Golf Web.com: Mylan Classic, Second Round. PGA Tour Golf Deutsche Bank Championship, First Round. From the TPC Boston in Norton, Mass. Golf Central 19th Hole (N) PGA Tour Golf Deutsche Bank Championship, First Round. From the TPC Boston in Norton, Mass. 19th Hole19th HoleGolf Central (HGTV) Hunt IntlHunt IntlCool Pools (CC) Extreme HomesHuntersHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlExtreme HomesHuntersHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlCool Pools (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (HIST) American PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) Ghost StoryMost WantedMost WantedMost WantedMost WantedMost WantedMost WantedMost WantedMost WantedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NBCSN) IndyCar CFL Football BC Lions at Montreal Alouettes. (N) (Live) MLS Soccer: Rapids at Timbers Poker After DarkDarts Round Two. PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) Figure ItVictoKung FuKung FuMy WifeMy WifeGeorgeGeorgeFriendsFriendsHollywood HeightsFriendsFriendsChrisYesDearYesDearGeorgeGeorgeBradyBradyTBAT.U.F.F.T.U.F.F. (SPIKE) ››› “Casino” (1995, Crime Drama) Robert De Niro, Sharon Stone. (S) ››› “A Bronx Tale” (1993, Drama) Robert De Niro. (S) RepoRepoRepoRepoPaidCook PaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) (5:00) “Growth”WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Lost Girl (N) (CC) Alphas “Alphaville” Lost Girl (S) (CC) Warehouse 13 (S) Face Off Face Off ›› “Growth” (2010) Mircea Monroe. SuperPaid (TBN) SuperPottersBehindReportHarvestP. StoneSomething to Sing AboutPraisePriceFocusSecretsCrefloIsrael: Journey of Light StoriesStoryCherubPhphy (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) House of Payne House of Payne Better Worse Better Worse ›› “Valentine’s Day” (2010, Romance-Comedy) Jessica Alba, Kathy Bates. (CC) (DVS) The Office (CC)

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›› “Tommy Boy” (1995, Comedy) Chris Farley, David Spade. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:45) ›› “Chapter Two” (1979) ››› “Rollerball” (1975) James Caan, John Houseman, Maud Adams. (CC) (:15)

››› “Hide in Plain Sight” (1980) James Caan, Jill Eikenberry.

›› “Thief” (1981, Crime Drama) James Caan, Tuesday Weld. Premiere. (:15) ›› “Countdown” (1968) James Caan, Robert Duvall. (CC)

›› “The Rain People” (1969, Drama) James Caan, Shirley Knight. (CC)

››› “The Drum” (1938) (TLC) GownGownSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesGownGownSay YesSay YesGownGownSay YesSay YesGownGownPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) The Mentalist (S) ››› “16 Blocks” (2006) Bruce Willis. ››› “16 Blocks” (2006) Bruce Willis. ››› “The Negotiator” (1998) Samuel L. Jackson. “Killshot” (2009) Diane Lane. (CC) Smallville (CC) Law & Order (S) (TOON) AdvenNinjaGoCartoon PlanetKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSquidChina, ILAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenOff the China, ILKing/HillKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...ForensicForensicWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...ForensicForensicThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) (:05) M*A*S*H (:43) Home Improvement (CC) Home Improve. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens (:38) The King of Queens (S) (CC) (:16) The Exes The Exes’70s Show Roseanne (S) 3’s Company 3’s Company Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S)

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2 Days: Chavez Hard Knocks: Training Camp ››› “Bridesmaids” (2011, Comedy) Kristen Wiig, Rose Byrne. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ›› “A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas” (2011) Conchords Boardwalk ›› “The Sixth Man” (1997) (CC) (MAX) “Tower Heist” (:45) ››› “X-Men: First Class” (2011, Action) James McAvoy, Rose Byrne. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Strike Back (N) MAX Quickies Skin to the Max Strike Back (S) (CC) (:20) “Sexual Witchcraft” (2010) (:45) ››› “The Matrix” (1999, Science Fiction)

››› “Fresh” (1994, Drama) Sean Nelson, Giancarlo Esposito. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Inhale” (2010, Drama) Dermot Mulroney. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “High Life” (2009) Timothy Olyphant. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Psychosis” (2010) Charisma Carpenter. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “The Immaculate Conception of Little Dizzle” (2009) ‘NR’ (CC)

“Here and There” (2009) David Thornton. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

›› “The Fighting Temptations” (CC)

›››› “Almost Famous” (2000) Billy Crudup, Kate Hudson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) ›› “Osmosis Jones” (2001) (SHOW) “Eternal Sunshine” ››› “Traffic” (2000, Crime Drama) Michael Douglas, Don Cheadle, Benicio Del Toro. ‘R’ Katt Williams: Kattpacalypse ›› “Blitz” (2011, Suspense) Jason Statham. ‘R’ Franchise (:45) Weeds (:15) Episodes (:45) The Real L Word (:45) Gigolos (S) (:15) ›› “The Core” (2003) Aaron Eckhart. Scientists travel to the center of the Earth. ‘PG-13’ “New Moon” (TMC) (5:10) ›› “Raw Deal” (1986) (S) ‘R’

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Nature “White Falcon, White Wolf” NOVA Researchers investigate sleep. Golf’s Grand Design (S) (CC) This Old House This Old House

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››› “Independence Day” (1996) Will Smith. Premiere. Earthlings vs. evil aliens in 15-mile-wide ships. (CC) Hatfields & McCoys (CC)

(AMC) The Rifleman The Rifleman Hell on Wheels “Slaughterhouse”

›››› “The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance” (1962, Western) James Stewart, John Wayne, Vera Miles. (CC)

››› “McLintock!” (1963, Western) John Wayne. A cattle baron meets his match in a strong-willed woman. (CC)

›› “Basic” (2003) John Travolta. A DEA agent probes the fate of a much-hated Army officer. (CC)

››› “Top Gun” (1986, Adventure) Tom Cruise. (CC) (AP) I Was Bitten (S) Hillbilly Handfishin’Dogs 101 (CC) It’s Me or the DogHillbilly Handfishin’Hillbilly Handfishin’Hillbilly Handfishin’Hillbilly Handfishin’Hillbilly Handfishin’Hillbilly Handfishin’Hillbilly Handfishin’Hillbilly Handfishin’ (BRAVO) Interior TherapyInterior TherapyInterior TherapyTop Chef MastersTop Chef MastersTop Chef MastersTop Chef MastersGallery GirlsGallery GirlsGallery GirlsHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYC (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) Newsr’mNewsr’mCNN Newsroom (N) BottomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomYour Money (N) CNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomNewsr’mGuptaCNN NewsroomSituation Room (COM) PaidPaidComedy(:16) ››› “Private Parts” (1997) Howard Stern. (CC) (:17) › “Mallrats” (1995) (CC) (:27) › “Saving Silverman” (2001) (CC) (:29) ›› “Sex Drive” (2008) Josh Zuckerman. “Harold & Kumar” (DISC) PaidPaidPaidPaidAmerican Guns (S) American Guns (S) Almost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, Away (DISN) 3rd & MickeyMickeyPiratesPhineasPhineasPhineasFish PrankANT WizardsWizardsGood Good Shake ItShake ItPhineasPhineas ›› “Hannah Montana: The Movie”RandomShake It (E!) E! SpecialE! SpecialFashionSoupE! News (N) E! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! Special (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (N) College GameDay (N) (Live) (CC) College Football Ohio at Penn State. (N) (Live) ScoreCollege Football Bowling Green at Florida. (N) (Live) Score

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Is Earl (8:55) ›› “Road Trip” (2000) Seann William Scott, Breckin Meyer. (CC) (10:55) ›› “National Lampoon’s European Vacation” (1985) Chevy Chase. (12:55) ›› “Tommy Boy” (1995, Comedy) Chris Farley, David Spade. (CC) King of Queens King of Queens Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) (TCM) “The Drum” (:45) ›› “The Black Cat” (1934, Horror) Boris Karloff. ›› “Thunderbirds Are Go” (1966) Ray Barrett (:45) ››› “The Whistler” (1944, Mystery) Richard Dix.

›› “Jungle Jim” (1948, Adventure) Johnny Weissmuller. ››› “Fail-Safe” (1964, Suspense) Henry Fonda, Walter Matthau. ››› “MacArthur” (1977) Gregory Peck. Gen. Douglas MacArthur manages postwar Japan.

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›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” (2007, Action) Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom. Jack Sparrow’s friends join forces to save him. (CC)

››› “Friday” (1995, Comedy) Ice Cube, Chris Tucker, Nia Long. (CC)

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››› “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” (2001, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

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(12:50) ›› “Dinner for Schmucks” (2010) ‘PG-13’

(:45) ››› “Despicable Me” (2010) Voices of Steve Carell. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

››› “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” (2001) (S) (MAX) “Osmosis J” (:45) › “Spill” (1996) Brian Bosworth. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:15) › “Your Highness” (2011, Comedy) Danny McBride. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Collateral” (2004, Suspense) Tom Cruise, Jamie Foxx. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The A-Team” (2010, Action) Liam Neeson. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:15) ››› “Trading Places” (1983, Comedy) Dan Aykroyd. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “The Bone Collector” (1999, Suspense) Denzel Washington. ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:45) ›› “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” (2009) Kristen Stewart. ‘PG-13’ ›› “Life With Mikey” (1993) Michael J. Fox. ‘PG’ ›› “Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life” (2003) Angelina Jolie. Franchise

›› “The Oxford Murders” (2008, Mystery) Elijah Wood. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(1:55) ›› “Flypaper” (2011) Patrick Dempsey. ‘NR’ (CC) (:25) › “In the Mix” (2005) Usher. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Lara Croft Tomb Raider” (TMC) (5:00) “The Fighting Temptations” (:05) “From Time to Time” (2009) Maggie Smith. ‘PG’ (:45) “Dear Lemon Lima” (2009) Melissa Leo. ‘PG-13’

(:15) ››› “Thunder Soul” (2010) Premiere. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Great Expectations” (1974, Drama) Michael York, Sarah Miles. ‘NR’ (CC)

(1:50) ›››› “Five Fingers” (2006) ‘R’ (CC) (:25) ›› “The Fighting Temptations” (2003) Cuba Gooding Jr. ‘PG-13’ (CC) “The Help” (S)

(AMC) (4:30) ››› “Top Gun” (1986) (CC) ›› “Four Brothers” (2005, Crime Drama) Mark Wahlberg, Tyrese Gibson. Premiere. (CC) ›› “Four Brothers” (2005, Crime Drama) Mark Wahlberg, Tyrese Gibson, André Benjamin. (CC)

››› “Top Gun” (1986, Adventure) Tom Cruise, Kelly McGillis, Anthony Edwards. (CC) ››› “WarGames” (1983, Suspense) Matthew Broderick, Dabney Coleman, Ally Sheedy. (CC) Mad Men “The Good News” (AP) My Cat From HellMy Cat From HellTanked: UnfilteredTanked (S) Tanked: UnfilteredTanked (S) My Cat From HellMy Cat From HellTapeTapeFreakFreakWeirdWeirdExtremeExtreme (BRAVO) Housewives/NYC ››› “Meet the Parents” (2000) ››› “Meet the Parents” (2000) ›› “Orange County” (2002, Comedy) ›› “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back”PaidPaidPaidPaidHousewives/NJ (CNBC) Money DiamondMillionsMillionsSuze Orman ShowPrincessPrincessMillionsMillionsSuze Orman ShowPrincessPrincessPaidPaidMillionsMillionsSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) CNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomPiers MorganWk Early Start (COM) “Harold & Kumar Escape” › “Half Baked” (1998, Comedy) (CC) (:38) ›› “Dumb & Dumber” (1994) Jim Carrey. Office“Harold & Kumar Escape” Dane Cook Vicious Circle (S) PaidPaidPaidPaid

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(NBCSN) Caught LookingBull Riding IndyCar Bull Riding Caught LookingIndyCar PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) VictoVictoBig TimeiCarly (S) VictoVictoYesDearYesDearFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorgeGeorgeYesDearYesDearMy WifeMy WifeNannyBradyBradyTBAGrownT.U.F.F. (SPIKE) “Jurassic Park III” ›››› “Star Wars IV: A New Hope” (1977) Mark Hamill. ›› “Swordfish” (2001) John Travolta. (S) TenantsTenantsTenantsTenantsTenantsPaidPaidPaidCook PaidPaid (SYFY) (5:30) ›› “Outlander” (2008) (CC) ›› “Predator 2” (1990) Danny Glover. ››› “Serenity” (2005) Nathan Fillion. (CC) › “Repo Men” (2010) Jude Law. (CC) ›› “9” (2009) (CC) PaidPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of PowerGraham ClassicLove Begins “Love’s Resounding”Oak VirtualChristianEarly Years ofStrangerLindseyGospelHoly Bible (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Big BangBig Bang › “Rush Hour 3” (2007, Action) Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker. (CC) › “Blue Streak” (1999, Comedy) Martin Lawrence, Luke Wilson. (CC) (DVS)

›› “National Lampoon’s European Vacation” (1985) Chevy Chase. (CC)

MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedHouse of Payne House of Payne (TCM) (5:00) ››› “2010” (1984) (CC)

››› “The Band Wagon” (1953) Fred Astaire, Cyd Charisse. (CC)

››› “The Barkleys of Broadway” (1949, Musical) Fred Astaire. (CC)

››› “Humoresque” (1946, Drama) Joan Crawford, John Garfield. (CC)

(:15) ›››› “An American in Paris” (1951, Musical) Gene Kelly. (CC) (DVS)

(:15) ›› “Romance on the High Seas” (1948) Jack Carson. (CC)

››› “Night Must Fall” (1937) (TLC) Dateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) “Mission: Imp. 3” ››› “Ocean’s Eleven” (2001) George Clooney. ›› “Sherlock Holmes” (2009) (CC) (DVS) ››› “Mission: Impossible III” (2006) (CC) PreviewLaw & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) “Percy Jackson & the Olympians”HomeKing/HillKing/HillFam GuyDynaBoonBleachSamurai CasshEureka 7FullmetalShellBleachSamurai CasshEureka 7FullmetalShellLooneyLooney (TRAV) Insane CoasterGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Most ShockingLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardForensicForensicLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardForensicForensicPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) ›› “Beauty Shop” (2005, Comedy) Queen Latifah, Alicia Silverstone. (CC) Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens (:38) The King of Queens (S) (CC) King of Queens The Soul Man The Soul Man ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) (5:00) ›› “Next Friday” (2000) (CC)

›› “Next Friday” (2000, Comedy) Ice Cube, Mike Epps, Justin Pierce. (CC) WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) Cheers (CC) Cheers (CC) Monk “Mr. Monk, Private Eye” (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (WGN-A) MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Detroit Tigers. (N) News at NineFunny VideosChrisChris30 RockScrubsSunnySunny’Til Death (CC) ›› “Veronica Guerin” (2003) WorldScudder

PREMIUM CHANNELS

›› “Bad Boys II” (2003, Action) Martin Lawrence, Will Smith. Two detectives battle a drug kingpin in Miami. (CC) Covert Affairs “Loving the Alien”

24/7 Chavez Ward/ Dawson Hard Knocks: Training Camp (:45) True Blood “Save Yourself” Planet of the Apes ›› “Sex and the City 2” (2010, Romance-Comedy) Sarah Jessica Parker. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Breakin’ All the Rules” (2004) Jamie Foxx. (MAX) (:10) ›› “Knight and Day” (2010, Action) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Strike Back (S) (CC) ››› “Troy” (2004) Brad Pitt. Achilles leads Greek forces in the Trojan War. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) Strike Back (S) (CC) Skin to the Max Lingerie (CC) Lingerie (CC)

(HBO) “Harry PotterSorcerer’s” ›› “Hop” (2011) Voices of James Marsden. ‘PG’ (CC) (:45) Boxing Gennady Golovkin vs. Grzegorz Proska, Middleweights. (N)

› “Your Highness” (2011) Danny McBride. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Man on the Moon” (1999, Biography) Jim Carrey. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Mr. Bean” (SHOW) “Lara Croft Tomb Raider”

››› “Our Idiot Brother” (2011) Paul Rudd. ‘R’ (CC)

› “Blood Creek” (2009) Dominic Purcell. ‘R’ (CC) (:35) › “The Breed” (2006) Michelle Rodriguez. ‘R’ (CC) (:10) › “Blood Creek” (2009) Dominic Purcell. (S) ‘R’

(:45) › “The Breed” (2006, Horror) Michelle Rodriguez. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) “A Get2Gether” (2005) B. Cole. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ››› “Roadracers” (1994) David Arquette. (S) (CC) “Gentle Ben”

›› “The Mechanic” (2011) Jason Statham. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) Weeds (:35) Episodes (:05) Gigolos (S) (:35) The Real L Word Franchise (:15) ››› “Chasing Amy” (1997) Ben Affleck. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) “Fifty Pills” (2006) Lou Taylor Pucci. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) › “According to Spencer” (2001) Jesse Bradford. (TMC) (5:30) ››› “The Help” (2011, Drama) Viola Davis. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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