“Michael Buble: Home for the Holidays” airs Monday on NBC.
By Jacqueline Cutler © Zap2it
Somewhere, someone may love Christmas more than Michael Buble, but if that person exists, it’s Santa.
Buble listens to Christmas music year-round and talks about the holiday with the sort of sincerity usually reserved for wish lists while perched on Santa’s knee. He brings that love of the holiday, his incredible voice and warmth back to NBC for his second Christmas special, “Michael Buble: Home for the Holidays,” Monday, Dec.10.
“It’s better than last year,” Buble says. “It’s so completely fast, fun and loose.”
Buble grew up watching “The Andy Williams Christmas Special,” relishing the warmth and ease with which Williams welcomed his guests and audience. Buble aims to replicate that and understands the importance of being a gracious host.
“The truth is my goal is to have an annual special,” he says. “I wanted to make an old-school special.”
Relaxing in a Manhattan hotel overlooking Central Park, Buble is so guileless and enthusiastic that the interview is less promotional and more inspirational as he tells why he adores Christmas.
“The Christmas of my youth was full of love,” Buble says of growing up in a Vancouver home where his mom put up the tree in late October, and he listened to Bing Crosby’s “White Christmas” in the summer — and fall and spring as well.
Now his family and friends descend on his Vancouver house, where, he says, “we all eat too much and drink too much and laugh.” Last year’s party went until 4 a.m., when police arrived. They told Buble the party must
be quieter, then the police wound up staying for drinks.
Buble is so genuinely amped up about the holiday it’s natural to ask about his favorite gifts. He approaches the question far more honestly than many people who have made a lot of money and says, without airs, that he can buy himself anything he wants. He does, after all, co-own a hockey team.
Buble considers what his presents have been and comes up with socks and underwear. He shows the underwear, which he is wearing. Only Buble could do this while talking about the joys of Christmas and not come off as a perv. Incidentally, he reveals briefs emblazoned with “I want you” that his wife gave him.
Buble also shows something else, which everyone gets to see — the special. As of this interview, the show is not finalized, and the rougher version is on his laptop.
“The show isn’t about me,” Buble says. “Hopefully, it is where artists will come to promote Christmas songs.”
The special has him singing with fellow British Columbia native Carly Rae Jepsen, Blake Shelton, Rod Stewart and Elmo.
The opening is a beautiful montage of Vancouver. Buble alights from a plane, singing “Let It Snow.” He even skate-dances wearing a jersey of his hockey team, the Vancouver Giants, then drives the Zamboni.
Buble has a duet of “White Christmas” with his beloved Bing Crosby, courtesy of the specialeffects people from “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.”
Elmo, wearing a festive green plaid vest, turns down Buble’s offer of cookies and explains, “Elmo likes wasabi. That’s why Elmo doesn’t have any eyelids.”
Buble and Elmo sing, “All I Want for Christmas Is My Two
He is very easy and hilarious to work with and was cracking me up. I had to do a lot of takes.”
This was a mutual admiration, as Buble, separately, says, “I kind of have a crush on her. She is from my hometown, and we went through the same talent competitions and clubs.
“She had worked for 10 years before she was signed,” he continues. “I was the same. It makes you more humble, more appreciative. Your head is on straight; you are more appreciative. She has a great voice and is quirky and beautiful. All of us fell in love with her.”
Another guest on the special is Buble’s close pal Shelton. Buble rewrote Shelton’s hit “Home” as a Christmas song. They perform that as a duet. Buble cheers Shelton’s success.
“That gave me faith that good things happen to good people,” Buble says.
This special also has him singing “Winter Wonderland” with Stewart. Stewart solos on “Blue Christmas.”
Buble’s “Michael Buble Christmas” became the second bestselling CD of 2011, selling more than 6.5 million copies.
“Having last year’s special under my belt, I understood about bumpers (separating segments). And doing it from home made it so much fun,” Buble says. “I’ll never again allow anyone to come up with a concept for anything. I am not a control freak. I have a great team around me, but ideas? Never, never, ever!”
Front Teeth.” With Jepsen, Buble sings a medley of “Jingle Bell Rock” and “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree.”
“It was a total ball,” Jepsen says earlier in the month from her tour. “Michael is a lot of fun.
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Sunday
7:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
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(MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentarystyle Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
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) / FOX NFL Sunday (Live)
(MSC) Vikings Country With Jared Allen
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2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime Trey Wingo, Tim Hasselbeck and Merril Hoge.
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5:30 p.m. (ESPN) Monday Night Countdown With host Chris Berman and analysts Mike Ditka, Tom Jackson, Keyshawn Johnson, Cris Carter, Chris Mortensen, Stuart Scott, Adam Schefter and Steve Young. (Live)
7:30 p.m. (ESPN) Houston Texans at New England Patriots. From Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, Mass. (Live) (ESPN2) College Football
Bowl Mania Special
10:30 p.m. (ESPN2) College
Football Live
11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Films
Presents
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Tuesday
1:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime Trey Wingo, Tim Hasselbeck and Merril Hoge.
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) Mike and Mike’s Best of the NFL Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic discuss NFL action from the previous week’s games.
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College
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Friday
6:30 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown (Live) (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
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9:30 p.m. (ESPN) Memphis Grizzlies at Denver Nuggets. From the Pepsi Center in Denver. (Live)
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10:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
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(MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at New Orleans Hornets. From the New Orleans Arena in New Orleans.
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
7:00 p.m. = Dallas Mavericks at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis. (Live) (ESPN) Winter Hoops Festival — Michigan vs. West Virginia. From Brooklyn, N.Y. (Live) (WGN-A) Brooklyn Nets at Chicago Bulls. From the United Center in Chicago. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Kansas State at Gonzaga. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Florida at Arizona. (Live)
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
2:00 a.m. (MSC) Nebraska at Oregon.
Sunday
1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) International Challenge of Champions, First Semifinal. From Uncasville, Conn. (Taped)
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) International Challenge of Champions, Second Semifinal. From Uncasville, Conn. (Taped)
12:00 p.m. ) / Regional Coverage. Chicago Bears at Minnesota Vikings or Philadelphia Eagles at Tampa Bay Buccaneers or Dallas Cowboys at Cincinnati Bengals or St. Louis Rams at Buffalo Bills or Atlanta Falcons at Carolina Panthers. (Live)
3:00 p.m. _ Miami Dolphins at San Francisco 49ers. From Candlestick Park in San Francisco. (Live)
) / Regional Coverage. New Orleans Saints at New York Giants or Arizona Cardinals at Seattle Seahawks. (Live)
6:00 p.m. + Football Night in America Bob Costas and others recap the day’s NFL highlights. (Live)
6:30 p.m. ) / The OT (Live)
7:20 p.m. + Detroit Lions at Green Bay Packers. From Lambeau Field in Green Bay, Wis. (Live)
7:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Bowl Mania Special (Live)
Monday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A docu-
1:00 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
1:30 a.m. (MSC) Vikings Country With Jared Allen
Wednesday
1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Films Presents
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) The Herbies: College Football 2012 PreBowl Season Special (ESPN2) NFL Live
8:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
8:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
10:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Fox College Football Preview Show
Thursday
8:30 a.m. (MSC) Fox College Football Preview Show
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32
(Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Audibles
A rotating cast of analysts answers fan-generated questions. (Live)
(MSC) Fox College Football
Preview Show
10:30 p.m. (ESPN2) College
Football Live
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
(Live)
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live Friday
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College
Football Live
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Kickoff
(Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA FCS
Division I, First Semifinal:
Teams TBA. (Live)
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
1:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL Saturday
7:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
11:30 a.m. (ESPN) College
Football Live (Live)
12:00 p.m. + Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentarystyle Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
(ESPN) Gildan New Mexico Bowl — Nevada vs. TBA.
From Albuquerque, N.M. (Live)
(ESPN2) NCAA Division II, Final: Teams TBA. From Florence, Ala. (Live)
3:30 p.m. (ESPN) Famous Idaho
Potato Bowl — TBA vs. Utah State. From Boise, Idaho. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Vikings Country With Jared Allen
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Vikings Country With Jared Allen
11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) The Herbies: College Football 2012
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12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Gildan New Mexico Bowl — Nevada vs. TBA. From Albuquerque, N.M. (Same-day Tape)
1:30 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
1:32 a.m. + Vikings GamePlan Vikings radio Play-byPlay man Paul Allen gives viewers an inside look at what to expect in the upcoming game.
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) NFL Matchup
2:30 a.m. (ESPN) Famous Idaho
Potato Bowl — TBA vs. Utah State. From Boise, Idaho.
5:30 a.m. (ESPN) NFL Matchup
GOLF Sunday
8:30 a.m. (GOLF) Thailand Golf Championship, Final Round.
From Bangkok, Thailand.
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Emirates
Australian Open, Final Round.
From Sydney, Australia.
2:00 p.m. + Franklin Templeton Shootout, Final Round.
From Tiburon Golf Club at The Ritz-Carlton Golf Resort in Naples, Fla. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Thailand Golf Championship, Final Round.
From Bangkok, Thailand.
7:30 p.m. (GOLF) Franklin Templeton Shootout, Final Round.
From Naples, Fla. (Same-day Tape)
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Franklin Templeton Shootout, Final Round.
From Naples, Fla.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Monday
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Ladies British Masters Highlights Lydia Hall.
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Ladies Open de France Highlights Stacey Keating.
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Franklin Templeton Shootout, Final Round.
From Naples, Fla.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Wendy’s
Three Tour Challenge. From Las Vegas. (Taped)
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Wendy’s
Three Tour Challenge. From Las Vegas.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Tuesday
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Barclays Singapore Open Highlights
Matteo Mannassero.
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Kazakhstan
Open Highlights
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Fitness
The different developmental milestones of junior golfers.
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Fitness
Workouts to maximize rotational power.
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) SA Open Championship Highlights
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Greenbrier
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Greenbrier
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy Michael Breed teams up with Selanee and Gloriana.
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) USGA Championship Season
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
Big Break
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central 11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
12:00
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Top 10 Great moments of Byron Nelson’s career.
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Alfred Dunhill Championship, First Round. From South Africa. (Live)
Thursday
9:30 a.m. (GOLF) Australian PGA Championship, First Round. From Coolum Beach, Australia.
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Golf Life ’12
1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Iskandar Johor Open, First Round. From Malaysia.
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Golf Life ’12
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) LPGA Rolex Awards Celebration
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Suzann Pro Challenge. From Oslo, Norway. (Taped)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) PNC FatherSon Challenge Pro-Am.
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Australian PGA Championship, Third Round. From Coolum Beach, Australia. (Live)
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Golf Life ’12
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Iskandar Johor Open, Third Round. From Malaysia. (Same-day Tape)
4:00 a.m. (GOLF) Top 10
4:30 a.m. (GOLF) Alfred Dunhill Championship, Third Round. From South Africa. (Live)
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Alfred Dunhill Championship, Third Round. From South Africa. (Live)
Saturday
8:30 a.m. (GOLF) Royal Trophy, Day 2. From Brunei. (Sameday Tape)
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Wendy’s Three Tour Challenge. From Las Vegas.
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) PNC FatherSon Challenge Pro-Am.
3:00 p.m. + PNC Father/Son Challenge, First Day. From Ritz-Carlton Golf Club in Orlando, Fla. (Live)
(GOLF) Iskandar Johor Open, Third Round. From Malaysia.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Chasing the Dream
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Chasing the Dream
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Australian PGA Championship, Final Round. From Coolum Beach, Australia. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Iskandar Johor Open, Final Round. From Malaysia. (Same-day Tape)
4:00 a.m. (GOLF) Top 10
4:30 a.m. (GOLF) Alfred Dunhill Championship, Final Round. From South Africa. (Live)
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Alfred Dunhill Championship, Final Round. From South Africa. (Live)
Sunday
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)
9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)
Monday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wild Live
Thursday
Sunday
1:00 a.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show Highlighting the best Premiership action of the week.
Monday
1:55 p.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer Teams TBA. (Live)
Tuesday
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show Highlighting the best Premiership action of the week.
12:00 p.m. (MSC) English Premier League Soccer
2:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer
Wednesday
8:00 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Teams TBA.
Friday
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show Highlighting the best Premiership action of the week.
Saturday
6:30 a.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer Newcastle United FC vs Manchester City FC. From Sports Direct Arena in Newcastle upon Tyne, Tyne and Wear, England. (Live)
Tuesday
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Champions Series: Surprise. Courier vs. McEnroe.
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Champions Series: Philadelphia. Rafter vs. McEnroe.
Thursday
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Women’s College NCAA Tournament, First Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Louisville, Ky. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Women’s College NCAA Tournament, Second Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Louisville, Ky. (Live)
Saturday
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Top 10
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) DP World Tour Championship Highlights
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9:30 a.m. (MSC) AlabamaHuntsville at Wisconsin.
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2:00 p.m. _ Skiing Deer Valley Celebrity Skifest. From Deer Valley, Utah. (Taped)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.
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T ScareScareScareScareScareScareScareScareScareScareScareScareScareScareScare ›› “Star Trek: the Motion Picture” (1979) (CC) StarTrk4
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TH Syfy 20th Anniversary SpecialStar Trek: NextStar Trek: NextStar Trek: NextStar Trek: NextStar Trek: NextStar Trek: NextStar Trek: NextStar Trek: NextStar Trek: Next
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T (5:45) “Wichita”(:15) ›› “Coroner Creek” (1948) “Alias Boston”“Boston Blackie” ›››› “A Tree Grows in Brooklyn”(:45) ››› “Teresa” (1951) (CC) “The Guilt of Janet Ames” ›› “Borderline”
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TH (5:45) “To Please a Lady” ›› “The Bride Walks Out”“Breakfast for 2”“The Mad Miss Manton”(:45) “The Woman in Red”“Secret Bride”(:15) “Ever in My Heart” (CC) ›› “Shopworn”(:45) ›› “Illicit” (1931) (CC)
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TH › “Prairie Fever” (2007) (S) (:25) ›› “Road to Nowhere” (2010) ››› “Buck” (2011) (S) ›› “Leaves of Grass” (S) (:45) ›› “Redemption Road” (2010) ››› “Dead Again” (1991) (S) (CC) › “Paper Man” (2009) (S)
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Even though the attention of the nation is currently focused the havoc Hurricane Sandy wrought on the East Coast, towns that suffered from past disasters are still coping with the arduous task of recovery.
One such place is Joplin, Mo., slammed on May 22, 2011, by an F5 tornado that killed roughly 160 people, injured around 1,000 and destroyed about 25 percent of the town.
One of the people who visited Joplin shortly after the storm was chef Robert Irvine of Food Network’s “Restaurant Impossible.” He joined Red Cross volunteers to bring supplies to the residents. Irvine promised he’d return, and in late August, he made good on that pledge.
Airing Sunday, Dec. 9, on Food Network, the special episode “Holiday Impossible” recounts how Irvine and fellow chef Michael Chiarello pitched in to renovate the kitchen of the Boys and Girls Club of Southwest Missouri and then feed the volunteers doing the work. While Irvine normally has two days and $10,000 to renovate an eatery, this time he had an extra day and three times the budget.
“It’s a very emotional thing for me,” Irvine says, “but it’s also a very emotional show. I don’t think there’ll be many people who will have a dry eye after that.”
Chiarello got a surprise at the speed and sheer volume of food – starting with the shopping.
“Michael made homemade meatballs,” Irvine says. “He came in, and we did the supermarket sweep. He was blown away that we got this much done in a short amount of time, and he had a lot of fun. He worked very hard.”
As for what was served to the volunteers and to the kids who use the club, Irvine says, “We had four buffets. You name it, we did it. Whatever I could spend in that supermarket, I spent. We made everything, a lot of desserts, obviously. Kids are nuts for sweets.
“We did mac and cheese. We did chicken fingers from scratch, from full chickens. When you see the amount of chicken that we had … because it was the cheapest way of buying it, as whole chickens, and there we are, breaking it down.
“We made the meatballs, the chicken, pizza … just a lot of good stuff.”
But the memories aren’t far away.
“When I was there, filming this special,” Irvine says, “the tornado warnings went off. You should have seen the fear in the kids’ faces. It’s amazing. Just as we’re about to feed a thousand people, you look and see … very emotional.”
Irvine also revisited the cross of St. Mary’s Catholic Church, the only thing standing from the original building. Ironically, in the Sandy devastation in the Breezy Point neighborhood of Queens, N.Y., all that stood in a field of rubble was a statue of the Virgin Mary.
“The cross became the meeting place,” Irvine says, “the preaching place, for the giving of thanks, and just a great beacon of hope. … It makes you think, when you see this.”
Created by and starring Wilson Bethel of The CW’s “Hart of Dixie” — and featuring music from him and his producer brother Charlie Bethel, aka Chuck Wild — the original Web series follows the saga of Hype, a break-dancing star who suffers a tragic mishap. With his dance career in ruins, he must reinvent himself as a rising rap star in 1990.
“The Gauntlet,” blip.tv/thegauntlet/ Blip Studios and Rooster Teeth Productions are behind this 10-episode gamer competition series hosted by Ali Baker. Four teams of gamers of varying skill levels and personalities from around the country face off in a variety of games — from classic arcade titles to the latest first-person shooter video games — along with real-world challenges based on elements from such games as “Halo” and “Minecraft.”
“Web Therapy,” www. lstudio.com/web-therapy/ Season 4 of the webisode versions of this original Web-totelevision series are available at this link, featuring Lisa Kudrow as delusional and narcissistic therapist Fiona Wallice, who treats patients in three-minute sessions via webcam. Showtime has also ordered a third season of half-hour episodes of the TV version, set to air on the pay cable channel in 2013. Guests will include Matt LeBlanc, Meg Ryan and Jesse Tyler Ferguson.
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Katie Does M. Cathouse 24/7 ›› “Safe House” (2012, Action) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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› “Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son” (2011) Martin Lawrence. ‘PG-13’ (10:50) “Dark Secrets” (2012) ‘NR’ Life on Top (S) (:45) “Philly Kid” (2012, Action) Wes Chatham, Devon Sawa. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:20) ›› “The Money Pit” (1986) Tom Hanks. ‘PG’ (CC)
(3:50) ›› “She’s the One” (1996) Jennifer Aniston. ‘R’ “RookieYear” (SHOW) “Paper Man” ‘R’ ›› “Red” (2010, Action) Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Sexy Baby” (2012, Documentary) ‘NR’
››› “Ransom” (1996, Suspense) Mel Gibson. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Dave’s Old Porn Reality Show (N)
Dave’s Old Porn Stop, Charlie The 2012 AVN Awards Erotic filmmaking awards. (S) (CC)
(:05) ›››› “Five Fingers” (2006) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) “Chick Magnet” (2011) Rolando Millet. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (12:05) “Last Day of Summer” (2009) D. J. Qualls. ‘R’ (:35) “Stripped” (2002, Adult) Devon. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:05) ›› “Metropia” (2009) Voices of Vincent Gallo. ‘NR’ (:35) ›› “Disorganized Crime” (1989) Hoyt Axton. (S)
(1:50) ›› “Blitz” (2011) Jason Statham. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Debra DiGiovanni: Single, Awkward ›› “Spooner” (2009) Matthew Lillard. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:20) “Far Cry” (2008) (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Turn: The Kati Kim Story (CC)
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(CC) Big CatBig Cat (BRAVO) ShahsShahs of SunsetShahsHousewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Real HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesKathy GriffinKathy
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Mirman Demetri Martin.PaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Flying Wild AlaskaDeadliest Catch (S) (CC) Flying Wild AlaskaDeadliest Catch (S) (CC) Flying Wild AlaskaFlying Wild AlaskaHang PaidKnife Knife PaidPaid (DISN) DogDog“Christmas Carol” PhineasDogGood Shake ItAustinDogJessieANT AustinShake It ›› “’Twas the Night” (S) DeckDeckFish PhineasLittleMickey (E!) E! News Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialFashion PoliceChelseaE! News ChelseaFashion PoliceChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) SportCtrNBANBA Basketball: Celtics at Rockets NBA Basketball: Grizzlies at Nuggets SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) NBA Basketball: Grizzlies at Nuggets SportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) NFL Kickoff (N) (Live) (CC)
College Football NCAA FCS Division I, First Semifinal: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) NBA Tonight (N) NFL Live (N) (CC) SportsCenter SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) NBA Basketball Boston Celtics at Houston Rockets. (N Same-day Tape)
(EWTN) Daily MassLife on the RockCampusRosaryJohn of the CrossMaryWomen Daily MassLife on the RockCampusDefendFootLoveCenaclePortraitsGuadalupeFaithLetter
(FAM) Santa Santa Claus, Town ›››› “Toy Story” (1995) Tim Allen The 700 Club (S) “The Christmas List” (1997, Drama) PaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity FOX and Friends Saturday (N)
(FSN) N SunWolvesNBA Basketball: Timberwolves at Hornets WolvesWolvesGolf LifeAction SportsNBA Basketball WolvesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (FX) (5:30) ››› “The Other Guys” (2010) UFC: Sotiropoulos vs. Pearson (N) SunnyLeagueLeagueUnsuper.SunnyUnsuper.UFC: Sotiropoulos vs. PearsonRescue MePaidPaidPaidPaid
(GOLF) Golf Golf Australian PGA Championship, Third Round. From Coolum Beach, Australia. (N) (Live) Golf Iskandar Johor Open, Third Round. From Malaysia. (N Same-day Tape) Top 10Euro PGA European PGA Tour Golf
(HGTV) Hunt IntlHunt IntlFamous HouseHome StrangeHuntersHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlHome StrangeHuntersHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlFamous HousePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(HIST) American PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersPickers1880’sHow theHow theAmerican PickersAmerican PickersPickers1880’sHow theHow thePaidPaidPaidNuWavePaidNuWave (LIFE) “Under the Mist”“Holly’s Holiday” (2012) Claire Coffee. “Undercover Christmas” (2003) (CC) (:01) “Holly’s Holiday” (2012) (CC) (:01) “Undercover Christmas” (2003) PaidMy PilPaidPaidPaidNopalea (NBCSN) NFL Turning Point ›››› “Raging Bull” (1980) Robert De Niro. (:45) ›››› “Raging Bull” (1980) Robert De Niro. NFL Turning PointGame PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) iCarly (S) Figure ItiCarly (S) iCarly (S) Full H’seFull H’seNannyNannyFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorge(:45) George LopezGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearMattersPenguinPenguin (SPIKE) (4:30) “Payback” ›› “Lucky Number Slevin” (2006) (S) ›› “Payback” (1999, Action) Mel Gibson. (S) Ink Master (CC) Gangland (CC) Gangland (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(SYFY) Syfy AnniversaryWWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Haven “Reunion” Dark Dark Haven “Reunion” ›› “Almighty Thor” (2011) (CC) StargateStargateZoneThe Twilight Zone (S) (CC) PaidPaid (TBN) Sid RothPottersBehindLindseyHarvestP. StonePraise the Lord (CC) Ever InIsrael: Journey of CrefloHis Name Is JesusKinkade/CircleVeggie Tales: LitStoriesCharityKids ClbPhphy (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Better Worse Better Worse Better Worse Better Worse ››› “The Hangover” (2009, Comedy) Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis. (CC) (DVS) (:18) ›› “Men in Black II” (2002) Tommy Lee Jones. MarriedMarriedPaid Program Paid Program ›› “Tommy Boy” (1995, Comedy) Chris Farley, David Spade. (CC) (DVS) Jeff Foxworthy Jeff Foxworthy (TCM) (4:45) “The Lion in Winter” (1968) ››› “Trouble in Paradise” (1932) Miriam Hopkins. ›› “Design for Living” (1933) Fredric March. (:15) ››› “One Hour With You” (1932, Musical Comedy) (:45) ›››› “The Student Prince in Old Heidelberg” (1927) Ramon Navarro. (:45) “Lemora: A Child’s Tale of the Supernatural” (1973) (:15) › “Count Yorga, Vampire” (1970, Horror) Robert Quarry. Premiere. (CC) ›› “My Pal, Wolf” (1944) (CC) (TLC) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesBridesBridesSay YesSay YesBridesBridesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) The Mentalist ››› “The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring” (2001) (:45) ›› “The Forbidden Kingdom”(:45) › “The Tuxedo” (2002) (CC) PreviewSmallville (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) AdvenNinjaGoCartoon PlanetKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua McGeeAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead Files (N) The Dead FilesGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Killer Karaoke (N) Wipeout (S) (CC) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Killer KaraokeWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...The InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Cleveland Cleveland ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Burn Notice Michael is caught. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) (:01) ›› “The Marksman” (2005, Action) Wesley Snipes, Tim Abell. (CC) House Saving a coma patient’s son. Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at NineFunny VideosRulesRules30 RockScrubs30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathBill CunninghamPaidPaidSingPeople
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(HBO) “Something” 24/7 ›› “Contraband” (2012, Action) Mark Wahlberg, Kate Beckinsale. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “Your Highness” (2011) Danny McBride. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:45) ››› “Die Hard” (1988, Action) Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Bonnie Bedelia. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Die Hard 2” (1990, Action) Bruce Willis. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) ››› “Die Hard With a Vengeance” (1995) Bruce Willis. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) God Is the Bigger Elvis (CC) (MAX) (5:30) ›› “Hall Pass” (2011) ‘R’
(:15) › “This Means War” (2012) Reese Witherspoon. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “Chronicle” (2012) Dane DeHaan. ‘PG-13’ (CC) Lingerie (CC) (:05) “Baby Dolls Behind Bars” (2012) Jazy Berlin. (S) ›› “Hall Pass” (2011, Comedy) Owen Wilson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:20) ››› “The Long Riders” (1980) David Carradine. ››› “Shattered Glass” (2003) Hayden Christensen. “Chicken Run” (SHOW) (4:45) ›› “The Core” (2003) (CC) Anthony Clark: Ambiguous (N) (S) ››› “Traffic” (2000, Crime Drama) Michael Douglas, Don Cheadle, Benicio Del Toro. (S) ‘R’
› “Spy Kids: All the Time in the World” (2011) (S) ‘PG’
››› “Transsiberian” (2008, Suspense) Woody Harrelson. (S) ‘R’
›› “Red State” (2011) Michael Parks. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Jim Rome on Showtime Inside the NFL (S) (CC) Dave’s Old Porn Paul Mooney: The Godfather of Comedy (S) (CC)
› “Ong Bak 3” (2010) Tony Jaa. (Subtitled-English) ‘R’
(12:15) ›› “Birds of America” (2008) Matthew Perry. (:40) › “Serious Moonlight” (2009) Meg Ryan. ‘R’
(:05) › “The Killing of a Chinese Bookie” (1976) Ben Gazzara. ‘R’ (CC) “Rising Stars” (2010) (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
› “Celtic Pride” (1996) Damon Wayans. ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Sleepover” (TMC) (5:00) “Against the Ropes” (2004) (S)
Shawshank Redemption” (1994, Drama) Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman, Bob Gunton. (CC)
Texas StorageTexas
(AMC) The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman ››› “Warlock” (1959, Western) Richard Widmark, Henry Fonda, Anthony Quinn. (CC) (:15) ››› “High Plains Drifter” (1973, Western) Clint Eastwood, Verna Bloom, Marianna Hill. (CC) (:45) ››› “Miracle” (2004, Drama) Kurt Russell. The U.S. Olympic hockey team beats the Soviet team. (CC) (:45) ›››› “Miracle on 34th Street” (1947, Fantasy) Maureen O’Hara, John Payne. (CC) (AP) Hillbilly Handfishin’Must Love Cats (S) Cats 101 Ocicat. To Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be Announced (BRAVO) Housewives/Atl.Start-Ups Start-Ups Start-Ups Start-Ups Top Chef: SeattleTop Chef: SeattleReal HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesReal Housewives
(2006) (CC) › “Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo”(:43) ››› “Beverly Hills Cop” (1984) (DISC) PaidPaidPatient PaidAmerican Guns (S) American Guns (S) Almost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, Away (DISN) MickeyDoc MickeyPiratesPhineasPhineasGravityFish DogDogWizardsWizardsGood Good AustinShake ItDogDogANT ANT Good AustinAustinJessie (E!) E! SpecialE! SpecialFashionSoupE! News E! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! Special (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) FootballCollege Football Gildan New Mexico Bowl -- Nevada vs. TBA. (N) College Football: Famous Idaho Potato Bowl (ESPN2) SportsNation English Premier League Soccer Newcastle United FC vs Manchester City FC. (N) (Live) First Take (N) (S Live) (CC) SportsCenter SportsCenter College Football NCAA Division II, Final: Teams TBA. From Florence, Ala. (N) (Live) (CC)
SportsCenter College Basketball Crossroads Classic -- Notre Dame vs. Purdue. (N) (Live) SportsCenter
(EWTN) ChapletRosaryDaily MassEphesusAngelsLucyCat ChatKnightsRosaryDaily MassMiraclesVis.EWTN on LocationChapletRosaryWeb of Faith 2.0Sunday PrimeLivingMarriage
(FAM) Dr. GrinchDrummerDrum NestorPinocchio’s XmasMiser Brothers1st XmasFrosty’sJack Frost“Rudolph & Frosty’s Christmas” ›› “Disney’s A Christmas Carol”“Toy Story” (1995)
(FNC) (5:00) FOX and Friends Saturday (N) Bulls & Bears BusinessForbes on FOX Cashin’ In (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) The Journal Editorial Report (N) FOX News Watch (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) (FSN) WorldOutd’rHunterWoods...Due PaidWoodsOutdoorDW-TVXTERRAN SunCollege Basketball College Basketball College Basketball Wolves (FX) MotherMotherMotherMotherTwo Two Two Two ››› “The Simpsons Movie” (2007) ›› “Pineapple Express” (2008) Seth Rogen. ››› “The Other Guys” (2010) Will Ferrell. “X-Men Origins” (GOLF) (5:00) European PGA Tour Golf Alfred Dunhill Championship, Third Round. From South Africa. Golf Royal Trophy, Day 2. From Brunei. (N Same-day Tape) Golf Wendy’s Three Tour Challenge. From Las Vegas. Golf Golf Iskandar Johor Open, Third Round. From Malaysia. Golf Central Chasing (HGTV) BryanElbowBuying and SellingPropertyPropertyBathBathYardKitchenCrashersCrashersLove It or List ItCelebrity Holiday Celebrity HolidayCelebrity HomesMillion DollarHigh Hunt Intl (HIST) Modern MarvelsModern MarvelsApocalypse ManDecoding the PastNostradamus: 500 Years Later (CC) Earth 2100 (CC) Last Days on Earth Deadliest threats. First Apocalypse (CC) (LIFE) BraPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidTo Be Announced ››› “Deck the Halls” (2005) (CC)
“His and Her Christmas” (2005) ›› “A Very Married Christmas” (CC) “Holly’s Holiday” (NBCSN) OutComingWhitetailWhitetail HuntingWhitetailBucksHuntingWinch.OutdoorAmmoAlaskaRed Bull Signature Series (N) Skiing USSA Ski Cross Finals. (Taped) Motorsports HourMotorsports Hour (NICK) ParentsParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.TurtlesKung FuPenguinRobotPowerSponge.Kung FuKung FuAdventures/JimmySponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge. (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidXtremeHorse.Trucks!MuscleInk Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) ››› “A Bronx Tale” (1993) (S) (SYFY) PaidPaidPaidPaidZoneZoneZone ›› “My Bloody Valentine” (2009) ››› “Primal” (2010) Krew Boylan. › “The Hills Have Eyes 2” (2007) “Zombie Apocalypse” (2011) (CC) Dead (TBN) Dr. WonDooleyMouseStoryThe Auto GdComeGod RocMonsterHopkinsLassieGoliathIshineInspir.VeggiePenguinTailsHeroes & LegendsNewsPraise the Lord (CC) (TBS) Name Is Earl Name Is Earl According-Jim There Yet? Meet the Browns House of Payne House of Payne According-Jim Raymond Raymond ›› “Evan Almighty” (2007, Comedy) Steve Carell, Morgan Freeman. (CC) ›› “Tommy Boy” (1995, Comedy) Chris Farley, David Spade. (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens (TCM) “My Pal, Wolf” ›› “Dance, Charlie, Dance” (:45) ›› “Impact” (1949, Crime Drama) Brian Donlevy, Ella Raines. (:45) ›› “Both Barrels Blazing” (1945) Tex Harding ›› “The Saint’s Vacation” (1941) (:15) › “The Deadly Companions” (1962) Maureen O’Hara, Brian Keith.
››› “Mutiny on the Bounty” (1962) Marlon Brando. Fletcher Christian and the crew dump Captain Bligh. (CC) (:15) “Forbidden Planet” (1956) (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidProperty LadderProperty LadderProperty LadderProperty LadderExtreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme ExtremeExtremeExtremeExtremeExtremeExtreme (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Leverage (CC) Rizzoli & Isles ››› “Road to Perdition” (2002) Tom Hanks. ››› “American Gangster” (2007) Denzel Washington. ››› “The Town” (2010) (TOON) Scan2GoNinjaGoBeyPokeBen 10StarDragonsDragonsJohnnyJohnnyJohnnyGumballGumballMADAnnoyAnnoyGumballJohnnyJohnnyJohnnyRegularRegularAdvenAdven
Love Letter” (1999) Kate Capshaw. (CC) ›› “Red Tails” (2012) Cuba Gooding Jr., Terrence Howard. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) This Is 40: 1st ››› “Contagion” (2011, Suspense) Marion Cotillard. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(11:50) ››› “Rio” (2011) Voices of Anne Hathaway. ‘G’ Mel Brooks Strikes Back! (S) (CC) ›› “Red Tails” (2012) Cuba Gooding Jr., Terrence Howard. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:45) ›› “The Big Year” (2011) Steve Martin. (S) ‘PG’ (MAX) (5:35) ››› “Chicken Run” ‘G’ ››› “Arachnophobia” (1990, Suspense) Jeff Daniels. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(8:50) › “Red Riding Hood” (2011) Amanda Seyfried. (CC)
› “Hard Rain” (1998) Morgan Freeman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ›› “Executive Target” (1997) Michael Madsen. (:45) “House of the Rising Sun” (2011) Dave Bautista.
(:15) › “The Haunting” (1999, Horror) Liam Neeson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Green Lantern” (2011) (S) (SHOW) (5:30) ›› “Sleepover” (2004) ‘PG’ Inside the NFL (S) (CC) Jim Rome on Showtime “All Good Things” (2010) Ryan Gosling. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:45) ›› “Paycheck” (2003, Science Fiction) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:45) › “Brake” (2012) Stephen Dorff. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “The Trouble With Bliss”
(:15) ›› “Real Steel” (2011) Hugh Jackman. A boxing promoter and his son build a robot fighter. Untold History of the United States (:25) Dexter (TMC) “Rising Stars” “Mayor Cupcake” (2011) Lea Thompson. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
(2011) Michael C. Hall. (CC) (:45) › “Multiple Sarcasms” (2010, Drama) Timothy Hutton. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Limelight” (2011, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Peep World” (2010) Michael C. Hall. (S) ‘R’
(:45) ››› “Lost in Translation” (2003) Bill Murray. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Broken Flowers” (2005) Bill Murray. ‘R’ (CC)
SATURDAY EVENING DECEMBER 15, 2012
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KTCA The This Old House Hour (CC) Antiques Roadshow Rare photo. Steve McQueen: Man on the Edge ››› “Soldier in the Rain” (1963) Jackie Gleason. Simon and Garfunkel Red Green Austin City Limits (S) (CC) Antiques Roadshow Rare photo. Steve McQueen: Man on the Edge ››› “Soldier in the Rain” (1963) Jackie Gleason. Simon and Garfunkel Red Green
KSTP NewsMy Pillow ››› “Transformers” (2007, Action) Shia LaBeouf, Tyrese Gibson. Two races of robots wage war on Earth. (CC) News(:35) Castle Castle bets with Esposito. (:35) Private Practice “Let It Go” (S) (:35) “The Last Run” (2005, Comedy) Fred Savage, Amy Adams. Open House Hollywood Entertainers (S) (CC)
KCCO NewsWheel of Fortune ››› “Elf” (2003, Comedy) Will Ferrell, James Caan, Bob Newhart. 48 Hours (N) (S) (CC) NewsStorm Stories Life to the Max (:35) CSI: Miami “In Plane Sight”
WDSE Ask This Old H’se This Old House The Lawrence Welk Show Antiques Road-
Cute! (S) Too Cute! (CC) Too Cute! (S) Too Cute! (CC) FreakFreakTapeTapeWeirdWeirdExtremeExtreme (BRAVO) Housewives/Atl. ››› “Training Day” (2001) Denzel Washington. ››› “Training Day” (2001) Denzel Washington. › “Mission to Mars” (2000) Gary Sinise. Premiere. PaidPaidPaidPaid“Mad Money” (CNBC) Money MillionsUltimate FactoriesSuze Orman ShowPrincessPrincessUltimate FactoriesSuze Orman ShowPrincessPrincessPaidPaidPrincessPrincessSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) CNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomPiers MorganWk Early Start (COM) (5:58) › “Grandma’s Boy” (2006) (CC) (7:59) ›› “Jackass 3.5” (2011) (CC) ››› “Get Him to the Greek” (2010) Jonah Hill. ›› “Zack and Miri Make a Porno”Aziz Ansari: IntimatePaidPaidPaidPaid
(DISC) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDavid (DISN) “Beauty and the Beast” (S) ›››› “Cinderella” (1950) Star New YearANT JessieGood Shake ItAustinJessiePhineas ›› “Full-Court Miracle” (S) PhineasDeckFish PhineasPiratesDoc (E!) E! SpecialMovie E! SpecialSoupChelseaFashionE! Special E! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(ESPN) College FootballCollege Basketball College Basketball Florida at Arizona. SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) NFLCollege Football SportsCenterNFL (ESPN2) Women’s College Volleyball NCAA Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. (N) College Basketball Kansas State at Gonzaga. (N) (Live) (CC)
SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) NBA Tonight (N) 2012 PreBowl College Football Gildan New Mexico Bowl -- Nevada vs. TBA.
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(EWTN) Mother AngelicaLa Notte del Profeta RosaryLiving RightCatholicism (CC) Daily MassFaithSavoringThe Gift of PeacePrayerThe EWTN LiveAt LastLivingAngelusFeasts
(FAM) (5:00) “Toy Story” ›››› “Toy Story 2” (1999) Santa Claus, TownSanta ›› “Jack Frost” (1998) Kelly Preston PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMass
(FNC) FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice With Judge Jeanine (N) Geraldo at Large (S) (CC) The Journal Editorial Report (CC) Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large (S) (CC) Red Eye Huckabee Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large (S) (CC) FOX and Friends Sunday (N)
(FSN) VikingsWild To Be Announced Wild VikingsVikingsWorld Poker TourTo Be Announced VikingsCollege Basketball N SunRooster Due Snow (FX) (5:00) ›› “X-Men Origins: Wolverine”The Ultimate Fighter (Season Finale) (N) (S) The Ultimate Fighter (S)
ArcherArcherTwo Two PaidPaidPaidPaid (GOLF) Chasing the DreamGolf Australian PGA Championship, Final Round. From Coolum Beach, Australia. (N) (Live) Golf Iskandar Johor Open, Final Round. From Malaysia. (N Same-day Tape) Top 10Euro PGA European PGA Tour Golf (HGTV) House HuntersLove It or List ItCelebrity HomesHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlCelebrity HomesHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlLove It or List ItPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(HIST) PawnPawnMankind The Story of All of Us (CC)
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(LIFE) “Holly’s Holiday”“The Real St. Nick” (2012) Premiere. “All About Christmas Eve” (2012) (CC) (:01) “The Real St. Nick” (2012) (CC) (:01) “All About Christmas Eve” (2012) PaidMy PilPaidNopaleaPaidBack (NBCSN) Soccer Game NFL Turning PointAction Sports (N) Rugby Poker After DarkPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
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(SPIKE) “A Bronx Tale” (S) ›››› “GoodFellas” (1990) Robert De Niro, Ray Liotta. (S) Am DigAm DigAm DigAm DigAm DigAm DigAm DigAm DigAm DigHang PaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) (5:30) ›› “The Dead” (2010, Horror) “Dead Season” (2011) Scott Peat. “Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings”“Zombie Apocalypse” (2011) (CC) ››› “Splinter” (2008, Horror) ZoneZonePaidPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of Power (S) Graham ClassicPraise The Lord From HLE Christmas Christmas With a Capital CThe Christmas Box Message Mary of Nazareth (CC) (TBS) King of Queens King of Queens Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangWedding Band “We Are Family” Wedding Band “We Are Family”
›› “The Heartbreak Kid” (2007) Ben Stiller, Michelle Monaghan. (CC)
MarriedTBS Preview Paid Program Paid Program ›› “Evan Almighty” (2007, Comedy) Steve Carell, Morgan Freeman. (CC) MarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) “Forbidden Planet” (1956)
››› “The Band Wagon” (1953) Fred Astaire, Cyd Charisse. (CC)
››› “The Star” (1952, Drama) Bette Davis. (CC) (:45)
››› “Sweet Bird of Youth” (1962, Drama) Paul Newman, Geraldine Page, Ed Begley. (CC)
››› “My Favorite Year” (1982) Peter O’Toole, Mark Linn-Baker. (CC)
››› “Two Weeks in Another Town” (1962, Drama) Kirk Douglas. (CC)
“George Washington Slept Here” (TLC) More Crazy Chris.Cmas LightsInvasion: LightsMy ObsessionCmas LightsInvasion: LightsMy ObsessionMore Crazy Chris.PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) (4:30) “The Town” ›› “Shooter” (2007, Suspense) Mark Wahlberg. ›› “Shooter” (2007, Suspense) Mark Wahlberg. ››› “American Gangster” (2007) Denzel Washington. Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) Movie VentureFam GuyFam GuyCleveBoonBoonBleachTenchiSamuraiThundr.TitanEureka 7FullmetalFullmetalCowboyCowboyInuyashaInuyashaLooneyLooney (TRAV) Food TruckGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...Most ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...Most ShockingPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Cleveland Cleveland ’70s Show ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S)
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(HBO) “The Big Year” › “New Year’s Eve” (2011) Halle Berry. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Boxing Jorge Arce vs. Nonito Donaire, Junior Featherweights. (N) (S Live) (CC) Fight Game (12:15) › “New Year’s Eve” (2011) Halle Berry. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) This Is 40: 1st ›› “The Ice Harvest” (2005) John Cusack. ‘R’ (CC)
› “Beyond” (2011) Jon Voight. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Hard Times” (MAX) (5:15) ›› “Green Lantern” (2011) (S) (:15) ›› “50 First Dates” (2004) Adam Sandler. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
› “The Sitter” (2011) Jonah Hill. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Zane’s Sex Chronicles Feature 5: Entice (S) (CC)
› “The Sitter” (2011, Comedy) Jonah Hill. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Sin City Diaries ›› “Tempted” (2001) Burt Reynolds. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ››› “Lorenzo’s Oil” (1992, Docudrama) Nick Nolte, Susan Sarandon. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:25) Dexter (:25) Homeland (S) (CC) (:25) ›› “The Mechanic” (2011) Jason Statham. (S) ‘R’ All Access (N) Boxing (N) (Live) Jim Rome on Showtime Homeland (S) (CC) Dexter “Do You See What I See?”
Dave’s Old Porn ›› “Brüno” (2009, Comedy) Sacha Baron Cohen. ‘R’ ›› “Red” (2010) Bruce Willis. (CC) (TMC) (:15) ›› “Cocktail” (1988, Romance) Tom Cruise, Bryan Brown. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Ginger Snaps” (2000, Horror) Emily Perkins, Kris Lemche. Premiere. “Don’t Go in the Woods” (2010) Eric Bogosian. ‘NR’
››› “Ginger Snaps” (2000, Horror) Emily Perkins, Katharine Isabelle. “Don’t Go in the Woods” (2010) Eric Bogosian. ‘NR’
“MILF” (2010, Comedy) Jack Cullison. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “Racing Daylight” (2007) Melissa Leo. ‘NR’ (CC)
