The Brainerd Dispatch TV Week December 29th 2013

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Dame Julie Andrews returns to Vienna for New Year’s treat

By Jay Bobbin © Zap2it

The sound of music still warms Dame Julie Andrews’ heart, particularly on New Year’s Day.

The Oscar, Emmy, Grammy and Kennedy Center Honors recipient has been the host of the Vienna Philharmonic’s traditional holiday concert of Strauss selections on PBS’ “Great Performances” for four of the past five years. She returns to the Musikverein to preside over the program for the fifth time Wednesday, Jan. 1 (check local listings), as Daniel Barenboim conducts the orchestra. The Vienna State Opera also will perform again.

“I’m a huge fan,” Andrews says of Barenboim, who also was the conductor the first time she succeeded Walter Cronkite in hosting the special in 2009. “I couldn’t be more thrilled, and what a kudo for PBS that he’s doing it. It’ll be a good one.”

Andrews gets to tour Vienna sites in the course of the show, but she knows its overall effect is very dependent on the music chosen. “Of course, it’s mostly dedicated to the Strauss family,” she confirms, “but sometimes, it’s also to do with Haydn and the fact that he lived there, or that Mozart went there to visit somebody.

“They always finish with the Blue Danube Waltz, so last year, we did a moment where I was standing by the Danube (river). Those kinds of things are lovely, as are the castles and the homes and the museums that we visit.”

Since she prepares for the concert while celebrating the holidays with her family, Andrews allows “it’s a logistics thing. Just before Christmas, I’m in Los Angeles. For the second year in a row, I helped the Walt Disney Concert Hall and the L.A. Philharmonic - of which I’m a very proud board memberwith their children’s concert. The kids are bused in from areas that are in need, and they sing Christmas songs and just have a ball.

“Then I fly back to Long Island (New York) and join my family there, and the day after Christmas, I fly out to Austria. And since I’m there, I give myself the luxury of going to our home in Switzerland, which we’ve had now for close to 45 years. That is my joy and my treat to myself.”

After Carrie Underwood starred in NBC’s live, muchwatched production of “The Sound of Music” last month, ABC gave Andrews’ classic movie version its annual holiday season telecast. That film marks

its 50th anniversary in 2015, but the same milestone is being reached in 2014 by the Disney favorite for which Andrews won her Academy Award, “Mary Poppins.”

As part of the celebration, the movie has just made its debut on Blu-ray, and its soundtrack is being added to the Grammy Hall of Fame. “It’s sort of unbelievable, slightly mind-boggling to me,” Andrews muses of the “Poppins” anniversary. “It’s not 50 years, is it? It doesn’t feel like it. I lost 20 years somewhere. I think this thing called life got in the way.”

Here are additional highlights of New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day programming.

“The Walking Dead” marathon (Tuesday, Dec. 31, AMC): You say you want zombies to help you end one year and start the next? Obviously, you need look no further. All four seasons to date will be shown in their entirety, continuing through New Year’s Day.

“The Twilight Zone” marathon (Tuesday, Syfy): A festival of episodes of Rod Serling’s classic fantasy-suspense anthology has been a TV indicator of the new year for quite some time, and it remains in place.

“New Year’s Rockin’ Eve Presents the 50 Greatest Women in Music” (Tuesday, ABC): Thanks to Dick Clark Productions’ extensive archive of performances from “American Bandstand” and past New Year’s Eve specials, it’ll be easy for this show’s staff to gather clips of the ladies on the list.

“Live From Lincoln Center: New York Philharmonic Gala With Yo-Yo Ma” (Tuesday, PBS; check local listings): The cello master joins the orchestra for a celebration recorded in September and featuring Ravel’s “Bolero”; Audra McDonald hosts.

“That’s Entertainment!” (Tuesday, Turner Classic Movies): It’s become a tradition for the channel to mark New Year’s Eve with the hugely enjoyable 1974 compilation of scenes from MGM musicals, and it does so again. Principal TCM host Robert Osborne also introduces the two sequels and “That’s Dancing!”

“Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve 2014 With Ryan Seacrest” (Tuesday, ABC): In its second year since the passing of its founder, this staple of New Year’s Eve viewing continues with Seacrest still carrying the mantle ... and Jenny McCarthy and Fergie returning as cohosts. Artists including Robin Thicke, Jennifer Hudson and Jason Derulo start the festivities in prime time; as usual, those resume in late-night.

“NBC’s New Year’s Eve With Carson Daly” (Tuesday, NBC): Just as the Seacrest-hosted event does, Daly begins the celebration in prime time and carries it past stations’ late local news.

“New Year’s Eve Live” (Tuesday, Fox): As in past years, Times Square and Las Vegas will be the focal points for the network’s coverage as midnight approaches.

“New Year’s Eve Live With Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin” (Tuesday, CNN): How will Griffin mortify Cooper? You know she’ll find a way as they share hosting duties in New York’s Times Square for the seventh consecutive year.

“125th Tournament of Roses Parade” (Wednesday, ABC, CBS, NBC, Hallmark Channel, HGTV): One of sportscasting’s true legends, Los Angeles Dodgers announcer Vin Scully, is the latest grand marshal for the ever-floral procession of floats and marching bands through the streets of Pasadena, Calif.

“NBC’s New Year’s Eve With Carson Daly” airs Tuesday on NBC.

ACROSS

1. Actor on “Castle” (2)

9. __ Paris; role on “Star Trek: Voyager”

10.“__ and Again” (1999-2002)

11.“I-See-You.__”; 2006 film for Beau Bridges

13.Harness straps

15.Mom on “Everybody Loves Raymond”

17.Reality series that began in 2011 (2)

18.Zebulon Walton, to John

20.“__ Joe: Retaliation”; Channing Tatum movie

21.“Your __ Parade” (1950-59)

23.Adams or Johnson

24.Linear measures: abbr.

25.Stewart or Serling

26.“__ Are Men”; 2013 sitcom

29.1988 Martin Sheen film

30.Toni Collette series

34.Opera based on a Goethe tragedy

4. Prefix for seen or spoken

5. Clapton’s initials

6. Do’s followers (2)

7. Unit of farmland

8. “__ __ Married an Axe Murderer”; 1993 movie

9. Series for Michaela Watkins (2)

12.Role on “Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.” (2)

14.Org. for Ducks and Penguins

16.“__ of Valor”; 2012 Alex Veadov film

19.Nurse’s helper

20.“The __ Wife”

22.Poet Eliot, for one

23.Miranda Bailey or Callie Torres: abbr.

27.Scrubber’s item

28.Monogram for the FBI’s Hoover

30.Enormous

31.WWII French battle site (hyph.)

32.“True __”; John Wayne movie

33.Role on “The Man From U.N.C.L.E.”

35.Chad’s continent: abbr.

37.Blocker, for one

40.“__’ Blue Eyes”

41.Fraternity letter

42.“__

43.Billy Burke drama series

1. Cheech’s role on “Nash Bridges”

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PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

ACTION SPORTS

Sunday

1:00 p.m. (MSC) Sports Unlimited

4:00 p.m. + Action Sports

5:00 p.m. (MSC) BMX Supercross World Cup

Wednesday

2:00 p.m. (MSC) Hard Charge

Friday

8:00 a.m. (MSC) BMX Supercross World Cup

5:00 p.m. (MSC) BMX Supercross World Cup

11:00 p.m. (MSC) Hard Charge

Saturday

2:00 p.m. % World of X Games

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Hard Charge

ANTHOLOGY

Saturday

10:30 a.m. ) Sports Stars of Tomorrow

3:00 p.m. % ESPN Sports

Saturday

4:30 a.m. = Whacked Out Sports

AUTO RACING

Friday

6:00 p.m. (MSC) 3 Wide Life

Saturday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) 3 Wide Life

12:00 p.m. _ Lucas Oil Off Road Racing Challenge Cup.

(Taped)

BASKETBALL

Sunday

2:00 p.m. (MSC) Savannah State at Florida. (Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN) Women’s College Cincinnati at Connecticut. (Live)

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly Monday

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

2:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly 6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Virginia at Tennessee. (Live)

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Dallas Mavericks at Minnesota Timberwolves. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Dallas Mavericks at Minnesota Timberwolves.

1:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly Tuesday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live 9:00 a.m. (MSC) Dallas Mavericks at Minnesota Timberwolves.

10:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly 12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Ohio State at Purdue. (Live) (MSC) Dallas Mavericks at Minnesota Timberwolves.

1:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Indiana at Illinois. (Live) (MSC) George Washington at Kansas State. (Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Louisville at Central Florida. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Memphis at South Florida. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Connecticut at Houston. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

Wednesday

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) New Orleans

Pelicans at Minnesota Timberwolves. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) New Orleans

Pelicans at Minnesota Timberwolves.

1:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

Thursday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live

9:00 a.m. (MSC) New Orleans

Pelicans at Minnesota Timberwolves.

10:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

12:00 p.m. (MSC) New Orleans Pelicans at Minnesota Timberwolves.

1:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Wisconsin at Northwestern. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) St. Mary’s at Gonzaga. (Live)

Saturday

11:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Cincinnati at Memphis. (Live)

1:00 p.m. _ Michigan State at Indiana. (Live)

7 Georgia Tech at Maryland. (Live)

(MSC) Butler at Xavier. (Live)

3:00 p.m. _ Duke at Notre Dame. (Live)

(MSC) Clemson at Boston College. (Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Virginia at Florida State. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Prime Prep (Texas) vs. Whitney Young (Ill.). (Live)

6:30 p.m. (WGN-A) Bulls Eye (Live)

7:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Atlanta Hawks at Chicago Bulls. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

(MSC) Oklahoma City Thunder at Minnesota Timberwolves. (Same-day Tape)

1:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

4:00 a.m. (MSC) Butler at Xavier. (Same-day Tape)

BOWLING

Sunday 12:00 p.m. (ESPN) World Series: Championship. (Taped)

BOXING

Monday

5:30 p.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley

Thursday

8:30 a.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley

6:30 p.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley

Friday

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Friday Night Fights. (Live)

FOOTBALL

Sunday

7:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL

8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Colin’s New Football Show (Live)

9:00 a.m. (ESPN) Sunday NFL Countdown (Live)

9:30 a.m. (MSC) Vikings Huddle

10:00 a.m. + Vikings GamePlan (ESPN2) Fantasy Football Now (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl — Kansas State vs. Michigan. (Taped)

2:30 a.m. (ESPN) Belk Bowl — Cincinnati vs. North Carolina.

Monday

10:45 a.m. (ESPN) Bell Helicopter

Armed Forces Bowl — Middle Tennessee State vs. Navy.

(Live)

1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL PrimeTime (Live)

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Insiders (Live)

2:15 p.m. (ESPN) Franklin

American Mortgage Music City Bowl — Georgia Tech vs. Mississippi. (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live (Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL PrimeTime (MSC) Vikings Huddle

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron

6:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Chick-fil-A

Bowl — Duke vs. Texas A&M.

(Live)

11:30 p.m. (MSC) Kurt Warner

Ultimate Football Experience

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Films

Presents

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) AdvoCare

V100 Bowl — Arizona vs. Boston College. (Same-day Tape)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Chick-fil-A

Bowl — Duke vs. Texas A&M.

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) AutoZone

Liberty Bowl — Mississippi State vs. Rice. (Same-day Tape)

Wednesday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron

9:00 a.m. (ESPN) College

GameDay (Live)

11:00 a.m. (ESPN2) TaxSlayer. com Gator Bowl — Georgia vs. Nebraska. (Live)

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron

12:00 p.m. % Capital One Bowl

— South Carolina vs. Wisconsin. (Live)

(ESPN) Outback Bowl — Iowa vs. LSU. (Live)

1:30 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron

3:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live (Live)

3:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Bowl Game Pre/Post Studio Show (Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN) 2014 Rose Bowl Michigan State vs. Stanford. (Live)

7:30 p.m. (ESPN) 2014 Tostitos

Fiesta Bowl Baylor vs. Central Florida. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) American Family Insurance Skills Challenge. (Taped)

(SHOW) Inside the NFL

9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

10:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL

11:00 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Bowl Game Pre/Post Studio Show (Live)

(ESPN2) NFL Live

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL 2013: After Further Review

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

(MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron

10:30 a.m. _ WCCO-TV Tailgate Show

(MSC) Vikings Game Plan

11:00 a.m. _ The NFL Today

(Live)

) / FOX NFL Sunday

(Live)

12:00 p.m. % Greatest Sports Legends: Football Storytellers

) / Detroit Lions at Minnesota Vikings. (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) College

GameDay

3:25 p.m. _ Denver Broncos at Oakland Raiders. (Live)

) San Francisco 49ers at Arizona Cardinals. (Live)

/ St. Louis Rams at Seattle Seahawks. (Live)

6:00 p.m. + Football Night in America (Live) (ESPN2) Football 2013

Pop Warner Championship. (Taped)

6:30 p.m. ) / The OT (Live)

7:20 p.m. + NFL Football

(Live)

7:30 p.m. (ESPN) Roll Tide/War Eagle

5:45 p.m. (ESPN) Valero Alamo Bowl — Oregon vs. Texas. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Prime-

Time

9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL 2013: After Further Review

9:15 p.m. (ESPN) National University Holiday Bowl — Arizona State vs. Texas Tech. (Live)

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Films

Presents

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Franklin American Mortgage Music City Bowl — Georgia Tech vs. Mississippi. (Same-day Tape)

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) National University Holiday Bowl — Arizona State vs. Texas Tech. (Same-day Tape)

Tuesday

11:30 a.m. (ESPN) AdvoCare

V100 Bowl — Arizona vs. Boston College. (Live)

1:00 p.m. _ Hyundai Sun Bowl — UCLA vs. Virginia Tech. (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) AutoZone Liberty Bowl — Mississippi State vs. Rice. (Live)

7:30 p.m. (ESPN) 2014 Allstate Sugar Bowl Alabama vs. Oklahoma. (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Bowl Game Pre/Post Studio Show (Live)

(ESPN2) NFL Live

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Outback Bowl — Iowa vs. LSU. (Taped)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) 2014 Allstate Sugar Bowl Alabama vs. Oklahoma.

4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

Friday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) College

GameDay (Live) (ESPN2) NFL Kickoff (Live)

7:00 p.m. ) / AT&T Cotton Bowl — Missouri vs. Oklahoma State. (Live) (ESPN) College Football Bowl Game Pre/Post Studio Show (Live)

7:30 p.m. (ESPN) 2014 Discover Orange Bowl Clemson vs. Ohio State. (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Bowl Game Pre/Post Studio Show (Live) (ESPN2) NFL Live

12:45 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) TaxSlayer. com Gator Bowl — Georgia vs. Nebraska. (Taped)

3:00 a.m. (ESPN) NFL Matchup

3:30 a.m. (ESPN) 2014 Discover Orange Bowl Clemson vs. Ohio State.

5:30 a.m. (ESPN) NFL Matchup

Saturday

6:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

7:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL

7:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Matchup

8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Kickoff

9:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

10:00 a.m. (ESPN) Sunday NFL Countdown (Live)

12:00 p.m. + U.S. Army AllAmerican Bowl. (Live)

7 Vikings Huddle (ESPN) BBVA Compass Bowl — Houston vs. Vanderbilt. (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) 2014 Rose Bowl Michigan State vs. Stanford.

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl — Middle Tennessee State vs. Navy. (Taped)

Thursday

8:30 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders

(Live)

2:30 p.m. (ESPN2) College

Football Live (Live)

(MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) Under Armour

All-America Game: HighlightRed vs. Nitro-Green. (Live)

(ESPN2) NFL Live (Live)

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Vikings Huddle

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) College

GameDay (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Bowl Game Pre/Post Studio Show (Live)

1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Division I, Final: Teams TBA. (Live)

3:00 p.m. + Football Night in America: Wild-Card Edition (Live)

3:30 p.m. + AFC or NFC

Wild-Card Game: Teams TBA. (Live)

7:00 p.m. + AFC or NFC

Wild-Card Game: Teams TBA. (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime

3:00 a.m. (ESPN) NFL Matchup (ESPN2) BBVA Compass Bowl — Houston vs. Vanderbilt. (Same-day Tape)

3:30 a.m. (ESPN) 2014 Tostitos Fiesta Bowl Baylor vs. Central Florida.

5:30 a.m. (ESPN) NFL Matchup GOLF

Sunday

6:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special

6:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special

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PLAYING FIELD

HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

7:00 a.m. (GOLF) Performance Institute

7:30 a.m. (GOLF) Performance Institute

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy

8:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy 9:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy 9:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy 10:00 a.m. (GOLF) South African Open Highlights 11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Presidents Cup, Day Four.

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) The Tour Championship, Final Round.

9:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special 10:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Tour Championship, Final Round.

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special 5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special Monday 6:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special 6:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special 7:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special

7:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special

(GOLF)

Highlights

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Masters Highlights

8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Masters Highlights 9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Masters Highlights 10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Masters Highlights

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) DP World Tour Championship, Final Round.

3:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special

3:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special

4:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special 4:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special 5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

6:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special

6:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

7:00 a.m. (GOLF) Solheim Cup, Final

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) PNC Father/ Son Challenge, First Day.

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) PNC Father/ Son Challenge, Final Round.

2:30 a.m. (GOLF) Top 10

3:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special

3:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special

4:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special

4:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Hyundai Tournament of Champions, ProAm.

3:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

p.m. (GOLF) Hyundai Tournament of Champions, First Round. (Live)

p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live) 9:30 p.m. (GOLF) Hyundai Tournament of Champions, First Round.

2:30 a.m. (GOLF) Hyundai Tournament of Champions, First Round. 5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Hyundai Tournament of

12:00 p.m. + Detroit Red Wings vs. Toronto Maple Leafs. (Live)

St. Louis Blues at Minnesota Wild.

Thursday

Friday 7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wild Live

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Buffalo Sabres at Minnesota Wild.

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Buffalo Sabres at Minnesota Wild.

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Mariucci Classic: Colgate at Minnesota. (Live)

7:30 p.m. ) Northern Michigan at Bemidji State. (Live)

12:00 a.m. ) Northern Michigan at Bemidji State.

(MSC) Mariucci Classic: Colgate at Minnesota.

Saturday

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live

7:00 p.m. ) Northern Michigan at Bemidji State. (Live) (MSC) Washington Capitals at Minnesota Wild. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Red Wings/Maple Leafs: Road to the NHL Winter Classic

9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild

12:00 a.m. ) Northern Michigan at Bemidji State.

2:00 a.m. (MSC) Washington Capitals at Minnesota Wild.

3:20 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Red

Wings/Maple Leafs: Road to the NHL Winter Classic

3:30 a.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild

MARTIAL ARTS

Sunday

1:00 a.m. (MSC) UFC Unleashed

4:00 a.m. (MSC) UFC Unleashed

Tuesday

8:00 a.m. (MSC) UFC Unleashed

RODEO

12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Hyundai Tournament of Champions, Second Round. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Hyundai Tournament of Champions, Second Round.

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Hyundai Tournament of Champions, Second Round.

4:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

4:30 a.m. (GOLF) Hyundai Tournament of Champions, Second Round.

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Hyundai Tournament of Champions, Second Round.

HOCKEY

Sunday

7:45 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Red

Wings/Maple Leafs: Road to the NHL Winter Classic

6:00 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Red

Wings/Maple Leafs: Road to the NHL Winter Classic

1:30 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Red

Wings/Maple Leafs: Road to the NHL Winter Classic

Tuesday

1:30 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Red

Wings/Maple Leafs: Road to the NHL Winter Classic

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

5:00 p.m. (MSC) St. Louis Blues at Minnesota Wild. (Live)

7:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

9:00 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Red

Wings/Maple Leafs: Road to the NHL Winter Classic

12:00 a.m. (MSC) St. Louis Blues at Minnesota Wild.

Wednesday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wild Live

9:00 a.m. (MSC) St. Louis Blues at Minnesota Wild.

9:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Knockouts

11:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider Thursday

5:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Unleashed Friday

3:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider

4:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Unleashed

OLYMPICS

Sunday

12:30 p.m. + U.S. Olympic Trials Ski Jumping & Nordic Combined. (Live)

2:00 p.m. + U.S. Olympic Trials

(ESPN2) ESPN FC Wednesday

p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Saturday

a.m. ) / FA Cup Soccer Arsenal FC vs Tottenham Hotspur FC. (Live)

WINTER SPORTS

Sunday

p.m. + U.S. Ski Team 36

p.m. (MSC) Sled Head

CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) Criminal Minds “Closing Time” (S)

“Titanic” (1997, Historical Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet, Billy Zane. A woman falls for an artist aboard the ill-fated ship. (CC)

›››› “GoodFellas” (1990) Robert De Niro, Ray Liotta. An Irish-Italian hood joins the 1950s New York Mafia. (CC)

›››› “The Shawshank Redemption” (1994, Drama) Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman, Bob Gunton. (CC) Duck Dynasty (AMC) Mad Men “Mystery Date” (CC) Mad Men “Signal 30” (CC)

›› “We Are Marshall” (2006) Matthew McConaughey. A new coach struggles to rebuild a college football team. (CC) Breaking Bad Walt and Jesse’s safety. (:04) Breaking Bad “Box Cutter” (:08) Breaking Bad (CC) (:12) Breaking Bad Events spiral out of control. (CC) (:16) Breaking Bad “Bullet Points” (:20) Breaking Bad “Shotgun” (CC) Breaking Bad (AP) WeirdWeirdUntamed-UncutFinding BigfootFinding BigfootFinding BigfootFinding BigfootFinding Bigfoot (S) Finding Bigfoot (S) Finding Bigfoot (S) Finding Bigfoot (S) Finding Bigfoot (S) Finding Bigfoot (S) (BRAVO) Shahs of SunsetShahs of SunsetThicker--WaterThicker--WaterThicker--WaterThicker--WaterThicker--WaterThicker--WaterHousewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl. (CNBC) PaidPaidFocus PaidPaidPaidWEN PaidRocketPaidCook PaidBlendingPaidCancerDeepFocus PaidPaidPaidWEN Bra Re.PaidPaid (CNN) New DayGuptaNew Day SundayState of the UnionFareed ZakariaReliable SourcesState of the UnionFareed ZakariaCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN Newsroom (COM) PaidPaidComedy(:16) ›› “MacGruber” (CC) (:15) › “Your Highness” (2011) Danny McBride. (:16) ›› “Waiting...” (2005, Comedy) (:16) ››› “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”(:32) ›› “Liar Liar” (1997, Comedy) Longest (DISC) PaidFocus OsteenIn TouchGold Rush - The Bering Sea GoldPawnsPawnsPawnsPawnsPawnsPawnsEpic RVs (S) (CC) Epic Beach HomesEpic Log HomesDude--ScrewedLast Frontier (DISN) MickeyDoc PiratesSofia ›› “Tinker Bell” (2008) (S) ›› “High School Musical” (2006) (S) ›› “16 Wishes” (2010) (S) (:10) “Radio Rebel” (2012) Debby Ryan. JessieJessieGood Good DogJessie (E!) Sounding OffE! News ICYMI: SoupFashion PoliceE! ES Buying For KardashianKardashianKardashian I Am Britney Jean › “The Back-up Plan”

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(ESPN2) E:60 Outside Lines Spo. Reporters Colin’s New Football Show (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Fantasy Football Now (N) (Live) Football Sunday on ESPN Radio Jonathan Coachman, along with Tom Waddle, Eric Allen and Tim Hasselbeck, offer reports and analysis throughout the day. (N) (Live) (CC)

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(FAM) MiddleMiddle ›› “Prom” (2011) Aimee Teegarden. ›› “Bring It On: All or Nothing”“Another Cinderella Story” (2008) “Cinderella Story” ›› “A Cinderella Story” (2004) “Cinderella” (1950)

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(FX) Buffy, Slayer ›› “Alvin and the Chipmunks”“Alvin and Chipmunks: Squeakquel” ›› “Night at the Museum” (2006, Comedy) Ben Stiller. “Night at the Museum: Smithsonian” ››› “Rango” (2011) (GOLF) Golf Central Golf Central Performance Performance Golf Acad. Golf Acad. Golf Acad. Golf Acad. South African Open Highlights Golf Presidents Cup, Day Four. Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Jason Dufner, Adam Scott and Ernie Els are expected to compete. From Dublin, Ohio. Golf Central PGA Golf

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MarriedMarriedFriends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) › “Joe Dirt” (2001, Comedy) David Spade, Dennis Miller, Brittany Daniel.

››› “I Love You, Man” (2009, Comedy) Paul Rudd, Jason Segel.

›› “Due Date” (2010, Comedy) Robert Downey Jr., Zach Galifianakis. (DVS)

› “Mr. Deeds” (2002, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Winona Ryder. (DVS)

›› “Yes Man” (2008) Jim Carrey. (TCM) “Blond Cheat” (:45) ››› “The Women” (1939, Comedy) Norma Shearer, Joan Crawford. (CC) (DVS) (:15) ›› “Born to Be Bad” (1950) Joan Fontaine, Robert Ryan. (CC)

››› “Ivanhoe” (1952, Adventure) Robert Taylor, Elizabeth Taylor. (CC)

›› “The Constant Nymph” (1943) Charles Boyer, Joan Fontaine. (CC)

››› “Suspicion” (1941) Cary Grant. (CC) (DVS) (:45) ›››› “Rebecca” (1940) Laurence Olivier. (CC) (TLC) Dr. Fred PriceBody Focus Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSister Wives (CC) Sister Wives (CC) Sister Wives (CC) Sister Wives (CC) Sister Wives (CC) (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S)

›› “S.W.A.T.” (2003) Samuel L. Jackson. (CC) ››› “Ocean’s Eleven” (TOON) DragonsTenkaiBeyPokem’nBen 10TeenTeenSteven“Teen Titans: Trouble”IncredIncredJohnnyJohnnyGumballGumballUncle

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›› “The Lovely Bones” (2009) Mark Wahlberg. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) True Detective ›› “Clear History” (2013) Larry David. (S) (CC) (:45) ›› “The Lucky One” (2012, Drama) Zac Efron. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) J. Gandolfini (MAX) (5:50) ›› “Sugar Hill” (1993, Drama) Wesley Snipes. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(7:55) ›› “Woman on Top” (2000) Penélope Cruz. (S) ‘R’ ›› “Hide and Seek” (2005) Robert De Niro. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ›› “Joyful Noise” (2012) Queen Latifah, Dolly Parton. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) ››› “Heist” (2001, Crime Drama) Gene Hackman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) › “This Means War” (2012) Reese Witherspoon. (:45) ››› “The Long Kiss Goodnight” (1996) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) “Spy Kids: All the Time in the World” Inside the NFL (S) (CC)

››› “War Horse” (2011) Emily Watson. A horse sees joy and sorrow during World War I. (S)

››› “Lincoln” (2012, Historical Drama) Daniel DayLewis, Sally Field. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) EpisodesEpisodesEpisodesEpisodesEpisodesEpisodesEpisodesEpisodesEpisodesEpisodes (TMC) ›› “A Grandpa for Christmas” (2007) Ernest Borgnine. ›› “Next Stop Wonderland” (1998) Hope Davis. ‘R’ (:10) “Barricade” (2012) Eric McCormack. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:35) › “Love and Honor” (2012) Liam Hemsworth. (CC) (:15) ››› “Dick Tracy” (1990, Crime Drama) Warren Beatty. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) ›› “Dare” (2009, Drama) Emmy Rossum. ‘R’ (:35) ›› “Tanner Hall” (2009, Drama) Rooney Mara, Brie Larson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Mean Girls”

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Masterpiece Classic Trip to a Scottish hunting lodge. (S) (CC) (DVS) Minnesota Independent Lens Jiro Ono’s 10-seat restaurant in Tokyo. Film School Call the Midwife Holiday Special (S) (CC)

KSTP America’s Funniest Home Videos ››› “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” (2001, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson. (S)

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››› “Wedding Crashers” (2005, Comedy) Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn. (DVS) › “Mr. Deeds” (2002, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Winona Ryder. (DVS)

›› “Yes Man” (2008, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Zooey Deschanel. (DVS)

›› “Funny People” (2009) Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen. Premiere. A gravely ill comic mentors a struggling performer.

MarriedEngagement Name Is Earl (TCM) (4:45) ››››

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›››› “Lawrence of Arabia” (1962, Adventure) Peter O’Toole, Alec Guinness. A controversial British officer unites Arab tribes against the Turks. (CC) Peter O’Toole: TCM Film Festival ›› “Goodbye, Mr. Chips” (1969, Musical) Peter O’Toole, Petula Clark, Michael Redgrave. (CC) (:45) ››› “My Favorite Year” (1982, Comedy) Peter O’Toole, Mark Linn-Baker. (CC) ››› “Take the High Ground” (CC) (TLC) Sister Wives (CC) Sister Wives (CC) Sister Wives (N) Breaking the FaithSister Wives (CC) Breaking the FaithSister Wives (CC) Sister Wives (CC) PaidPaidCook PaidPaidPaidFabulous Cakes (TNT) “Ocean’s Eleven” ›› “Sherlock Holmes” (2009) (CC) (DVS) ›› “Sherlock Holmes” (2009) (CC) (DVS) ››› “Patriot Games” (1992) Harrison Ford. ››› “The Sum of All Fears” (2002) (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) “Stuart Little 2”“Stuart Little 3: Call of Wild”AdvenBurgersBurgersFam GuyFam GuyRickChina, ILEric MoralFam GuyFam GuyRickChina, ILEric MoralBurgersBurgersGumballGumball (TRAV) ScamScamMonumental MysMysteries-MuseumDeclassifiedDeclassifiedMysteries-MuseumDeclassifiedDeclassifiedMonumental MysDIY WithWilliamsHair!MLopezPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...Top 20 FunniestWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Top 20 FunniestWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Hair PaidHair!Hang PaidPaid (TVLAND) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens The ExesThe ExesThe ExesThe ExesThe ExesThe ExesThe ExesThe ExesPaid Program Paid Program (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit NCIS A Marine’s body surfaces. (S) (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNewsReplay ›› “Deep Blue Sea” (1999) (CC) 30 Rock30 Rock30 RockSunnyDharmaDeath ›› “Malibu’s Most Wanted” (2003) PaidJ. Meyer

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››› “Magic Mike” (2012, ComedyDrama) Channing Tatum. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Girl’s Guide Girl’s Guide ››› “Chronicle” (2012) Dane DeHaan. ‘PG-13’ (CC) Zane’s Sex (1:55) ››› “City by the Sea” (2002) Robert De Niro. (:45) › “Juwanna Mann” (2002) Miguel A. Núñez Jr. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Empire of Sun” (SHOW) EpisodesEpisodesEpisodesEpisodesEpisodesEpisodes ››› “Seven Psychopaths” (2012, Comedy) Colin Farrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Gone” (2012) Amanda Seyfried. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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(:40) ››› “Born on the Fourth of July” (1989, Docudrama) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) ››› “Crash” (2004, Drama) Sandra Bullock, Don Cheadle. (S) ‘R’ ››› “The Best Man” (1999, ComedyDrama) Taye Diggs, Nia Long. ‘R’

(:05) “The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia” (:35) ››› “White Lightnin’” (2009) Edward Hogg.

(:10) › “The Devil’s Rejects” (2005, Horror) Sid Haig, Bill Moseley. ‘R’

“Crazy Kind of Love” (2012, Drama) Virginia Madsen. ‘R’ “Uninvited”

(:35) ››› “Junior” (1994) Arnold Schwarzenegger. (TMC) (5:20) ››› “Mean Girls” (CC)

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F World Over LiveCatholic Catholic The Journey HomeVaticanoCathedrals Across America CrossDonutChurch Seton (FAM) ’70s’70s’70s’70sStanding700 ClubThe 700 ClubGilmore Girls8, Rules8, RulesRebaRebaRebaRebaBoy...Boy...Boy...Boy...MiddleMiddleMovieVaried (FNC) (5:00) FOX and Friends America’s Newsroom Happening Now News HQ The Real StoryShepard SmithNeil CavutoThe Five Special Report (FSN)

TH WolvesWolvesSledVikingsNBA Basketball WolvesWords NBA Basketball WolvesWordsVikingsXTERRABig 12Vikings VikingsUFC Unleashed

M Ellen › “Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles” › “Old Dogs” (2009) John Travolta. ›› “Daddy Day Care” (2003) ››› “Rango” (2011) Voices of Johnny Depp. MotherMotherTwo Two DadsDads

T › “The Animal” (2001) Rob Schneider. ›› “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back” ›› “Next” (2007) Nicolas Cage. ›› “Machete” (2010) Danny Trejo. Two Two ››› “Unstoppable” (2010, Action) MotherMother

W ››› “Avatar” (2009) Sam Worthington, Voice of Zoe Saldana. ››› “Unstoppable” (2010, Action) ›› “Battle: Los Angeles” (2011) Aaron Eckhart. ›› “The A-Team” (2010) Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper. “What Happens”

F Due Wild BMX SupercrossNHL Hockey: Sabres at WildDue WaterOutdoorNHL Hockey: Sabres at WildDue RoadsXTERRAUFCGame UFC UnleashedBMX Supercross (FX)

TH Buffy, Slayer ›› “Hitman” (2007) Dougray Scott ›› “The A-Team” (2010) Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper. › “What Happens in Vegas” (2008) MotherMotherTwo Two ››› “Moneyball” (2011) Brad Pitt.

F ›› “Surrogates” (2009) Bruce Willis. ›› “Lost in Space” (1998) William Hurt, Mimi Rogers. ››› “Moneyball” (2011, Drama) Brad Pitt, Jonah Hill. Two Two MotherMother (GOLF) DriveVaried Programs Morning DriveVaried ProgramsMorning DriveVaried Programs

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(HGTV)

W Hot Beach HousesCool PoolsAmaz. HomesHuntersHuntersTournament of Roses Parade IslandIslandBeachBeachCaribCaribWater HomesVacation HouseHawaiiHawaii

TH House HuntersHouse HuntersHouse HuntersHouse HuntersHouse HuntersHuntersHunt IntlFlip or Flip or Flip or Flip or Flip or Flip or Flip or Flip or Dream HomeRehabRehab

F CastlesFirst Pla.First Pla.First Pla.First Pla.First Pla.First Pla.First Pla.First Pla.First Pla. Income PropertyIncome PropertyIncome PropertyIncome PropertyIncome PropertyHunt IntlHunt Intl (HIST)

M Modern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern Marvels

T How Bruce Lee Changed the WorldCajun Cajun Cajun Cajun Cajun Cajun Cajun Cajun AmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeri W Ancient Aliens Ancient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient Aliens

TH The Inside Story: Jaws PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawn

M Match of the DayMatch of the DayThe Dan Patrick Show

TalkTo Be Announced

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W English Premier League Soccer WhitetailWild SkyFederaWalleyeBlitz TVWildLiWingWalleyeU.S. Olympic Trials

TH Premier League Match of the Week Outd’rsOutsideOutOutd’rFLW OutdoorsCharlieFishingFantasyPro Football TalkFantasy

F PL-NewsPremierMatchPL-News GAFF WildWhitetail FishingB. DanceBlitz TVMotorsports HourFNIA NFL (NICK)

M PaidPaidPaidPaid ››› “The Mummy” (1999) Brendan Fraser. (S) ›› “The Mummy Returns” (2001) Brendan Fraser. (S) ›› “The Scorpion King” (2002) (S) CopsCopsCopsCops

T ›› “The Mummy Returns” (2001) Brendan Fraser. (S) CopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCops

Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.PAWUmiUmiDora...Dora...BubbleBubblePAWSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Varied Programs SanjayVariedSponge.Varied Programs Sponge. (SPIKE)

W Police VideosPolice VideosCopsCops ›› “Man on Fire” (2004) Denzel Washington. (S) ››› “Training Day” (2001)

TH ››› “Training Day” (2001) Denzel Washington. ›››› “The Shawshank Redemption” (1994) Tim Robbins. (S) (CC) CopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCops

F JailGanglandGangland ›› “Ghost Rider” (2007) Nicolas Cage. (S) ›› “Star Wars: Episode I -- The Phantom Menace” (1999) (S) “Star Wars: Episode II” (SYFY)

M PaidPaidBeing HumanBeing HumanBeing HumanBeing HumanBeing HumanBeing HumanBeing HumanBeing HumanBeing HumanBeing HumanBeing Human

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W TH “Axe Giant: The Wrath” “SS Doomtrooper” (2006) Corin Nemec. “Chupacabra: Dark Seas” (2005) (CC) ›› “Ogre” (2008) John Schneider. “Bigfoot” (2012) Danny Bonaduce. (CC)

F Zone“Crimson Force” (2005) (CC) “Showdown at Area 51” (2007) (CC) › “Princess of Mars” (2009) (CC) ›› “Paul” (2011, Comedy) “League of Extra. Gentlemen” (TBN)

M FutureK. ShookSuperJ. MeyerCrefloJ. HageePrinceY’r DayCopeProphGoodThe Boy WhoJewishLife ToTodayThe 700 ClubJ. HageeJewishThe Scarlet and the Black

T Turning Jew. Je “One Night With the King” (2006) Super ››› “King of Kings” (1961) Jeffrey Hunter.

W Behind Change TBN Highlights 2013 J. Meyer 40 Years of God’s Miracles

TH Master G. BrownsEducaDifferBehindLifestyle LucadoCarman Halloween Special

F Cross Dupl’tis Best of Praise The Lord Living Holy Praise the Lord (TBS)

M MarriedMarriedThere BrownsPaynePrincePrinceFull H’seFull H’seWipeout CleveAmer.Amer.Amer.CougarFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsKingKingSeinfeldSeinfeld

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W ››› “The Hangover” (2009) (DVS) (:15) ››› “The Hangover” (2009) (DVS) ››› “The Hangover” (2009) (DVS) (:45) ››› “The Hangover”

TH Full H’seWipeout CleveAmer.Amer.Amer.CougarFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsKingKingSeinfeldSeinfeld

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M “Take-Ground”“Seven Brides for Seven Brothers”“The Fastest Gun Alive” ›› “The Young Guns”“Don’t Go Near the Water”(:45) ››› “Tom Thumb” (1958) ›› “Follow the Boys” (CC) “Son-Gunfighter”

T (:15) ››› “Tea and Sympathy” (1956) (CC) “Go, Johnny, Go!”(:45) › “Let’s Rock” (1958) (:15) ›› “It’s Trad, Dad!”“Rock Around the Clock”“Twist Around the Clock”(:45) ›› “Jailhouse Rock” (1957) VivaVe

W “It Should-You”“The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie” (CC) ›››› “Notorious” (1946) (:45) ››› “Splendor in the Grass” (1961) (CC) ››› “The Thomas Crown Affair” ››› “Magnificent Obsession” (CC) “Thrill of It All”

TH Ship-(:45) ›› “Call of the Flesh” (1930) ›› “The Great Meadow” ›› “Sporting Blood” (1931) ›› “New Morals for Old”“Washington Masquerade”“Day-Reckoning”“Secret-Madame” “Stage Mother”

F (:15) ›› “West Point” (1928) ›› “The Hollywood Revue” (1929) ›› “Untamed” (1929) (CC) ›› “Montana Moon” (CC) ›› “Paid” (1931) (CC) ›› “Dance, Fools, Dance”“Laugh. Sinners”(:15) “Possessed”

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(:15) ››› “Evelyn” (2002) (S) (CC) Will ›› “The Wedding Date”“Dodgeball: Underdog” › “A Night at the Roxbury”SecretREAL SportsFight

T Mada ›› “Jack the Giant Slayer” (2013) Battle(:15) ›› “Warm Bodies” (2013) (S) James(:45) ›› “Bee Season” (2005) (S) 24/7 Red Wing(:45) “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows” (S) “Jack-Giant Slay”

W “Rise-Guardians”(:15) “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows” (S) ››› “The Bourne Legacy” (2012) (:45) ›› “Snow White and the Huntsman” (S) ››› “Les Misérables” (2012) Hugh Jackman. (:45) ››› “Life of Pi” (S)

TH (:15) ›››› “Million Dollar Baby” (2004) (S) Fight State of Play“Because of Winn-Dixie” (S) (:45) ›› “We Bought a Zoo” (2011) (S) (CC) “The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel” (S) Will(:45) › “Taxi” (2004) (S)

M (5:20) ››› “Empire of the Sun” (S) (7:55) ›› “French Kiss” (1995) (S) (9:50) “Chernobyl Diaries”(:20) ›› “Gangster Squad”(:15) ›› “This Is 40” (2012) Paul Rudd. (S) (CC) ›› “The Eagle” (2011) Jamie Bell (S) Return

T “Pure Country 2: The Gift”(:20) “Moonrise Kingdom” (S) ››› “Argo” (2012) Ben Affleck. (S) ›› “Mission: Impossible” (1996) (S) ›› “Entrapment” (1999) (S) (CC) ›› “Rock of Ages” (2012) (S) (CC) “Safe House” (S)

F “Mighty Ducks” ›› “The Island” (2005) (S) (CC) Safe ›› “Mission: Impossible” (1996) (S) ›› “EDtv” (1999, Comedy) (S) (CC) ›› “Mars Attacks!” (1996) (S) (CC) ›› “Jack the Giant Slayer” (2013) Mission (MAX)

W 3 (:35) ›› “Outbreak” (1995) Dustin Hoffman. (S) (8:50) ››› “Red Eye” (S) (:20) “American Reunion” (S) (:15) ›› “Fantastic Four” (2005) (S) (:05) › “Wrath of the Titans” (2012) (3:50) ›› “Rebound” (S) Pitch

TH (5:25) ›› “Margaret” (2011) (S) (CC) ››› “Parenthood” (1989) (S) (CC) (:05) “El Gringo” (2012) (S) “Ace Ventura” (:15) “Pavement” (2002) Robert Patrick. (2:50) ››› “Ruby Sparks”(:35) “Freeloaders” (2011) (S)

F Uncle B.(:45) ›› “Problem Child 2” (1991) (S) (:20) ›› “This Is 40” (2012) (S) (CC) “William Shakespeare” (:40) “Hot Shots! Part Deux”(:10) ›› “Project X” (2012) (:45) ››› “Prometheus” (2012) Noomi Rapace. (SHOW)

M Junior ››› “Billy Elliot” (2000) (S) (CC) (:20) “Dangerous Minds” (S) ›› “What Dreams May Come” (1998) ›› “The Words” (2012) (S) (:45) ››› “The Color of Money”(:45) ›› “Dangerous Minds” (1995) Sellebr

T (5:45) › “The Chaperone” › “The Next Best Thing” (2000) (S) ›› “Out of Time” (2003) (S) (CC) “The Woman in Black” (S) (:15) ››› “50/50” (2011) (S) (CC) ›› “Gone” (2012) (S) (CC) “Jay Z Made in America” (S)

W “D3: The Mighty Ducks” (S) ›› “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen”LT: The Life and Times ›› “Diary of a Mad Black Woman”TBALiesLiesLiesLiesLiesLiesLiesLies

TH (:15) ›› “Life With Mikey” (1993) › “Cabin Boy” (1994) ››› “Dick Tracy” (1990) “Comedy Warriors: Healing” › “The Scarlet Letter” (1995) (S) (CC) (:45) ›› “Mimic” (1997) Mira Sorvino. Llewyn DavisDead

M “The Uninvited”(:15) › “The Double” (2011) (CC)

F Words(:45) ››› “Dead Poets Society” (1989, Drama) ››› “Sleepy Hollow” (1999, Horror) ShamelessShamelessShamelessShamelessShamelessShameless (TMC)

› “The Cold Light of Day” ›› “The Decoy Bride” (S) ›› “Janie Jones” (2010) (S) (CC) (1:50) ›› “A Little Help”(:40) › “The Double” (2011) (CC) Reunion

T “Agent Cody Banks 2”“Perks of Being” “Lemony Snicket’s Series” ››› “Your Sister’s Sister” ›› “Breaking Upwards” ››› “Stir of Echoes” (S) “Stir of Echoes” “John Dies-End”

W (5:40) › “200 Cigarettes” ›› “Kinky Boots” (2005) (S) (CC) ››› “Stakeout” (1987) (S) (CC) ››› “Another Stakeout” (1993) (S) (:20) “Cool Runnings” (1993) › “The Three Musketeers” (2011) (S) “Barbershop 2”

TH (5:15) “Lymelife”(6:50) ›› “Late Bloomers” › “The Trouble With Bliss”“Legally Blonde 2” (:35) ›› “Before and After” (1996) ›› “When a Man Loves a Woman”(:40) ››› “A Better Life” (2011) (S) Love

F “Final Encounter”(6:50) ›› “Foolproof” (S) (:25) ›› “Joe the King”(:10) ›› “The Iron Lady” (2011) (S) ››› “Out of the Ashes” (2003) (CC) ››› “Mean Creek” (2004) ›› “Breaking Upwards”“The Iron Lady”

“The Casting Room,” www. koldcast.tv/show/casting-room

Created to enlighten and entertain actors and other people working in the film and TV industries, this behind-the-scenes look at the real-life experiences of one of Canada’s most experienced casting directors has become popular with people outside entertainment. Ever wondered how that actor got that job? Here’s your opportunity to find out.

“Tailgate32,” www.koldcast. tv/show/tailgate32

Now that the NFL season is charging toward the playoffs, and college football is in the midst of bowl-game mania, the tailgate season is kicking into high gear. But in this series, brothers John and Mike Trupiano take it to a whole new level, traveling 25,000 miles to 32 stadiums on a crosscountry odyssey in a 42-foot RV.

‘Boss’ Valastro tries to help the underdog

On “Bakery Boss,” the Monday TLC series currently in its first season, Buddy Valastro tries to rescue bakeries teetering on the brink of disaster, but sometimes that means helping the owners in spite of themselves.

“It’s funny, but think about it: At the end of the day, does anybody really like to hear what is wrong with them? If I came into your office and said, ‘You’re not doing this right; you need to do it this way,’ after a while you’d be thinking, ‘I really want to kill this guy,’ ” Valastro says. “Realistically, though, I have to look at the situation as an outsider and try to figure out what is really going wrong. Whether you like me or not is irrelevant.”

In many cases, lack of organization rears its head with the struggling businesses, but Valastro says he’s encountered a host of other problems as well.

“There was the 100-year-old bakery that just didn’t want to change and adapt to the times, and you had people who had made good cupcakes for bake sales and thought they could just quit their job, take out a triple mortgage on their home and open a bakery,” he says. “The spectrum of problems is so wide it’s not even funny. A lot of them, believe it or not, were buying a lot of baked goods from other vendors and then trying to resell them. Basically, they were buying crap and not getting a good profit margin on it. I was like, ‘Come on, make it here, from scratch, the old-fashioned way.’ ”

Valastro says he’s been wanting to do a show like ‘Bakery Boss” for about three years, but his commitments to other shows – including the hit series “Cake Boss,” which returns for a new TLC season on Monday, Dec. 30 – made that impossible.

Did you get yet any requests from bakeries that were too far gone to save?

“Unfortunately, yeah. We had an overwhelming response, and we found the ones that we thought we could help, but some of them were dealing with economic factors or were just too far gone to be savable.”

What can “Cake Boss” fans look forward to in this new season?

“You’ll be seeing the struggle of me trying to grow my bakeries and opening more. You see us trying to make a 15-foot alligator cake with a mouth that opens. There are some fun pranks and good stuff coming up and some more news about my mom and her health. Thank God, she’s doing a little better.”

What are your favorite holiday decorations?

“The ones my children made in school. I still remember the very first ornament my daughter Sofia made, and how proud I was of it. We still put it on the tree every year.”

Are you making any New Year’s resolutions?

“I always just try to be a better person every year, and I’ll probably go on a diet, which will last about a week. That’s about it.”

IN FOCUS

“DINKS,” blip.tv/dinks/dinksthe-accountant-6640459

“DINKS” stands for doubleincome-no-kids, those folks with extra money, extra time and no meddlesome offspring to force them to settle down and grow up. In the first episode, Bridget and Ryan (Kincaid Walker, Matt Stauter) visit their accountant.

“The Bitter End,” thebitterend.tv

This comedy (which you might not want to watch at work) is about estranged 20-something brothers thrust back into each other’s lives. Bernard (Daniel Beirne) is trying to be a writer while also in a relationship; Les (Brent Skagford) is just out of drug rehab and has moved in with his brother. Although the concept was born out of a live improv show, the series version is entirely scripted. With Vanessa Matsui.

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BY JOHN CROOK

Buddy Valastro

MONDAY

DECEMBER 30, 2013

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(HBO) 24/7 Red Wings/ Maple Leafs: Road ›› “Savages” (2012, Crime Drama) Taylor Kitsch, Blake Lively. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ›› “Mama” (2013, Horror) Jessica Chastain. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Getting On (S) State of Play (Subtitled-English) (S) REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) 24/7 Red Wings/ Maple Leafs: Road ››› “Primal Fear” (1996, Crime Drama) Richard Gere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) The Secret Life ››› “Madagascar” (2005) ‘PG’ (MAX) (5:30) › “The Return” (2006) (CC) ›› “Gangster Squad” (2013, Crime Drama) Josh Brolin. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “This Is 40” (2012, Romance-Comedy) Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann, John Lithgow. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:20) “Hypnotika” (2013) ‘NR’ (CC) (:40) › “Snake Eyes” (1998, Suspense) Nicolas Cage. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:20) Zane’s Sex Chronicles Feature 6: Embrace (CC) (3:50) “The Food Guide to Love” (2013) Richard Coyle. “Pure Country” (SHOW) (5:25) “Sellebrity” (2012) ‘NR’ ›› “Beauty Shop” (2005, Comedy) Queen Latifah. ‘PG-13’

›› “The Words” (2012, Drama) Bradley Cooper. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “The Big Lebowski” (1998, Comedy) Jeff Bridges. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Jim Rome on Showtime (CC)

› “Wes Craven Presents Wishmaster” (1997) (S) ‘R’ (:45) ›› “The Man Who Wasn’t There” (2001) Billy Bob Thornton. ‘R’ “Chaperone” (TMC) (5:20) › “The Reunion” (2011) (CC) ››› “The Master” (2012, Drama) Joaquin Phoenix, Philip Seymour Hoffman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Fish Tank” (2009, Drama) Michael Fassbender, Katie Jarvis. ‘NR’ (:35) › “The Cold Light of Day” (2012) Henry Cavill. (S) (:10) ›› “The Woman in the Fifth” (2011) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ››› “The Wicker Man” (1973) Premiere. ‘R’ (:05) ››› “Darkman” (1990) Liam Neeson. ‘R’ “Agent 2”

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End News in Review (N) (S) (CC) New Year’s Eve With Carson Daly NewsNew Year’s Eve With Carson Daly The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (S) (:31) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Last Call/Daly Mad MoneyNewsEntertainment Early Today (N) NewsKARE 11 News Sunrise (N) (CC)

KVRR Foxnews at 6 (N) Big BangDads (S) Brooklyn Nine New Girl (S) Mindy Project Fox News at 9 (N) Modern Family Big BangNew Year’s Eve Live Counting

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(EWTN) Daily Mass (CC) Mother AngelicaReliBlessingRosaryChristmas ConcertWomen Solemn Mass of ReparationMother AngelicaDefendAppariSolemnity of Mary, Mother of God Mass (N) (Live) AngelusMusic

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(FNC) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) The Kelly File (N) Hannity (N) All-American New Year (N) (Live) TBAHannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren Red Eye (N) The Five FOX and Friends First (N) FOX and Friends (N)

(FSN) NHL Hockey: Blues at Wild Wild Best Of Best Of UFC Ultimate Knockouts UFCWarnerNHL Hockey: Blues at Wild Best Of PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (FX) Two Two ››› “Avatar” (2009) Sam Worthington, Voice of Zoe Saldana. ›› “Battle: Los Angeles” (2011) Aaron Eckhart. LouieLouiePaidPaidPaidPaidHang PaidPaidPaid

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TBN Highlights 2013 A look back at the hightlights of 2013. (N) (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (CC) The Office (CC)

MeyerPrinceParsley40 Years of God’s Miracles Miracles over the past 40 years.

››› “The Informant!” (2009, ComedyDrama) Matt Damon, Scott Bakula. TBS Preview MarriedMarriedName Is Earl Engagement Name Is Earl (TCM) (5:30) ›› “Viva Las Vegas” (1964) ››› “That’s Entertainment!” (1974) Fred Astaire. Clips from 1928-58 MGM musicals. (CC)

››› “That’s Entertainment, Part 2” (1976) Narrated by Fred Astaire. (CC) (:45) ››› “That’s Entertainment! III” (1994, Documentary) June Allyson, Cyd Charisse. (CC)

›› “That’s Dancing!” (1985) Fred Astaire, Shirley MacLaine. (CC) Musicals Great Musicals: Arthur Freed “It Should” (TLC) HoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyHere ComesHoneyHoneyHere ComesHoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidHalf-Ton Killer (S) (TNT) (5:16) ››› “Transformers” (2007) Boston’s FinestMarshal LawBoston’s FinestMarshal LawThe Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) Cold Case (CC) Cold Case (CC) Smallville (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) RegularAdvenUncle RegularKing/HillCleveAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenOff the SquidCleveKing/HillGumballGumball (TRAV) Tastiest PlacesSturgis (CC) Sturgis Raw (CC) Sturgis Raw (CC) Sturgis Raw (CC) Sturgis Raw (CC) Sturgis Raw (CC) Sturgis Raw (CC) Sturgis (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnStorageStoragePawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnStorageStorageBlack GoldStingsPaidPaidPaid

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(HBO) (5:00) ›› “Jack the Giant Slayer” ›› “Warm Bodies” (2013) Nicholas Hoult. ‘PG-13’ (CC) Lone Survivor 24/7 Red Wings/ Maple Leafs: Road Treme Colson is offered a transfer. School Girl (:45)

Girls (S) True Detective Conchords “Rise Grd” (MAX) (5:00) ›› “Safe House” (2012) ‘R’

››› “Argo” (2012, Historical Drama) Ben Affleck, Alan Arkin. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “New Year’s Eve” (2011, RomanceComedy) Halle Berry. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Girl’s Guide Lingerie (CC)

››› “American History X” (1998, Drama) Edward Norton. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Carnal Awakening” (2013) Reena Sky. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:25) “Breaking Point” (2009) Tom Berenger. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Three Stooges” (2012) (SHOW) “Jay Z Made” The Rolling Stones: Sweet Summer Sun Hyde Park 2013 ››› “Richard Pryor: Omit the Logic” (2013) ‘NR’ (CC) F... Nick Cannon The comic’s view of the world. (S) (CC) (:05) Katt Williams: Kattpacalypse (S) (12:05) Sommore: Chandelier Status (S) (CC) Bill Bellamy’s Ladies Night Out Comedy Tour (S) (CC)

Shaquille O’Neal Presents: All Star Comedy Jam 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC) “D3: Mighty” (TMC) (5:10) ›› “John Dies at the End”

›› “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1” (2011) Kristen Stewart.

›› “Storage 24” (2012) Noel Clarke. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “John Carpenter’s The Ward” (2010) Amber Heard. “National Lampoon’s Dirty Movie” (2011) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Happy Endings” (2005, ComedyDrama) Tom Arnold. (S) ‘R’ (:45) ›› “The Brothers Bloom” (2008) Rachel Weisz. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “200 Cigs”

Mermaids Mermaids: The Body Found: ExtendedRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersOranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/Atl.Real HousewivesTop Chef (CC) Top Chef (N) Top Chef (CC) Housewives/Atl.Top Chef (CC) Real HousewivesMatchmakerPaidPaidPaidPaidHousewives/NJ (CNBC) Shark Tank (CC) Shark Tank (CC) Shark Tank (CC) Shark Tank (CC) Shark Tank (CC) American GreedAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers Morgan LiveAC 360 Later (N) E. B. OutFrontPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperAC 360 LaterPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperEarly StartNew Day (N) (COM) Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Daniel ToshAmy SchumerAmy SunnySunnySunnyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Naked and AfraidNaked and AfraidSurvivorman (N) (S) Lone Target (N) (S) Survivorman (CC) Lone Target (CC) Naked and AfraidNaked and AfraidPopoffPaidTelePaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) AustinGood Liv-Mad.Movie (S) (CC) JessieGood DogHannahJonasShake ItANT DeckDeckWizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasPhineasJessie (E!) KardashianKardashianKardashianSoupSoupChelsea ››› “Juno” (2007) Ellen Page. ChelseaSoupSoupE! ES Buying For PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) 2014 Rose Bowl 2014 Tostitos Fiesta Bowl Baylor vs. Central Florida. (N) (Live) (:15)

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(FNC) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) The Kelly File (N) Hannity (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) The Kelly FileHannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren Red Eye (N) The Five FOX and Friends First (N) FOX and Friends (N)

(FSN) ACCWolvesNBA Basketball: Pelicans at Timberwolves WolvesWorld Poker TourWorld Poker TourNBA Basketball WolvesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (FX) “What Happens” ››› “Superbad” (2007, Comedy) Jonah Hill. ››› “Superbad” (2007, Comedy) Jonah Hill.

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(TBN) (3:30) 40 Years of God’s Miracles TBN Highlights 2013 A look back at the hightlights of 2013. 40 Years of God’s Miracles Miracles over the past 40 years. Wom

› “Just Married” (2003) Ashton Kutcher, Brittany Murphy. MarriedMarriedMarriedName Is Earl Engagement Name Is Earl (TCM) (5:00) ››› “The Thrill of It All” (CC) ››› “Journey to the Center of the Earth” (1959) Pat Boone. (CC) (:15)

(TBS) (4:45) ››› “The Hangover” (2009) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (CC) The Office (CC)

›› “The Lost World” (1960) Michael Rennie, Jill St. John. Premiere. ›› “The Valley of Gwangi” (1969, Fantasy) James Franciscus, Gila Golan. ›› “She” (1965, Fantasy) Ursula Andress, John Richardson. (CC) ›› “The Lost Continent” (1968) Eric Porter, Hildegarde Neff. Premiere. Now Playing “ShipShng.” (TLC) ExtremeExtremeExtreme CheapI’m a Living DollAddicAddicI’m a Living DollAddicAddicExtreme CheapExtremeExtremePopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidGypsy Wedding (TNT)

››› “The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King” (2003) Elijah Wood. (:15) ›› “Lara Croft: Tomb Raider”(12:15) ›› “Speed Racer” (2008) Emile Hirsch. (CC) Cold Case (CC) Smallville “Pilot” Smallville (CC) (TOON) JohnnyTeenGumballGumballKing/HillCleveAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenOff the SquidCleveKing/HillGumballGumball (TRAV) Bizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsSturgis Raw (N) Sturgis’s- Tas.Sturgis (CC) Sturgis Raw (CC) Sturgis’s- Tas.Sturgis (CC) Bizarre FoodsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) TowTowTowTowTowTowTowRepoRepoRepoTowTowTowTowTowRepoRepoRepoBlack GoldStingsPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Raymond Raymond Raymond Kirstie (N) The Exes (N) Kirstie (CC) The ExesKing of Queens King of Queens Kirstie (CC) The ExesKing of Queens King of Queens Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) ’70s Show ’70s Show The Nanny Happily Divorced Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “Phoenix” (S) (CC) (DVS) NCIS “Gone” (S) (CC) (DVS) NCIS FBI Agent Fornell is targeted. NCIS Ziva’s father visits. (S) NCIS “Shiva” (S) (CC) (DVS) NCIS “Short Fuse” (S) (CC) NCIS “Dead Air” (S) (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (WGN-A) Funny VideosRulesRulesRulesRulesNews at NineMotherRulesRulesParksParks30 Rock30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

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(HBO) (4:45) ››› “Life of Pi” (2012) ‘PG’ ›› “Ted” (2012, Comedy) Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Treme Colson is offered a transfer. Getting On (S) (:45) › “Identity Thief” (2013, Comedy) Jason Bateman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Identity Thief (12:55) ››› “Kingdom of Heaven” (2005, Historical Drama) Orlando Bloom. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:25) “The Philly Kid” (2012) Wes Chatham. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Miss You Can Do It” (2013) ‘NR’ (CC) (MAX) (5:20) ››› “Pitch Perfect” (S) (:15) ›› “Wanderlust” (2012, Comedy) Paul Rudd. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “War of the Worlds” (2005) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Confidential Girl’s Guide (12:10) › “Wrath of the Titans” (2012) Sam Worthington. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(1:50) “Cleanskin” (2012) Sean Bean. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:40) › “Chill Factor” (1999, Action) Cuba Gooding Jr. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Margaret” (SHOW) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) Inside the NFL (N) (S) (CC)

››› “The Rundown” (2003, Adventure) The Rock. Premiere. ‘PG-13’

TBATBAInside the NFL (S) (CC) “Stake Land” (2010, Horror) Nick Damici. Premiere. ‘R’ (:45)

››› “The Best Man” (1999) Taye Diggs, Nia Long. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) › “Def Jam’s How to Be a Player” (1997) ‘R’ (CC)

(:40) ›› “Brüno” (2009) Sacha Baron Cohen. ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ››› “Goon” (2011) Seann William Scott. ‘R’ (CC)

(:40) ›› “Senseless” (1998) Marlon Wayans. ‘R’ (:15) ››› “Lymelife” (2008) ‘R’

››› “Jungle Fever” (1991, Drama) Wesley Snipes, Ossie Davis. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “MILF” (2010, Comedy) Jack Cullison. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ››› “My Week With Marilyn” (2011) Michelle Williams. (TMC) “Barbershop 2: Back in Business”

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(FNC) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) The Kelly File (N) Hannity (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) The Kelly FileHannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren Red Eye (N) The Five FOX and Friends First (N) FOX and Friends (N) (FSN) Due Wild NHL Hockey Buffalo Sabres at Minnesota Wild. Wild Due RoadsWorld Poker TourNHL Hockey: Sabres at Wild Rooster PaidPaidPaidMakePaidPaidPaidPaid (FX) (4:00) “Moneyball” ››› “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” (2008) Brad Pitt. ››› “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” (2008) Brad Pitt. PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (GOLF)

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MarriedMarriedMarriedName Is Earl Engagement Name Is Earl (TCM) (5:15) ›› “Stage Mother” (1933) ››› “The Unknown” (1927) ››› “Our Dancing Daughters” (1928) Joan Crawford. ›› “Our Modern Maidens” (1929) Joan Crawford. (CC)

›› “Our Blushing Brides” (1930) Joan Crawford. (CC) (:45) ›› “Lady of the Night” (1925) Norma Shearer. › “The Boob” (1926, Comedy) (:15) ›› “Spring Fever” (1927) William Haines. (:45) ››› “Across to Singapore” (1928, Drama) (TLC) Gypsy WeddingGypsy Sisters (S) Gypsy Sisters (N) Outrageous 911 (S) Gypsy Sisters (S) Outrageous 911 (S) Gypsy Sisters (S) Gypsy WeddingPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidThe Big Day (TNT) Castle (S) Castle (S) Castle (S) Castle (S) Hawaii Five-0 (S) Hawaii Five-0 (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Smallville (CC) Smallville “X-Ray” (TOON) JohnnyTeenStevenUncle King/HillCleveAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyEagleEric SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyEagleOff the SquidCleveKing/HillGumballTenkai

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(HBO) (4:45) › “Taxi” Fight Game Getting On (S) ›› “Broken City” (2013, Crime Drama) Mark Wahlberg. (S) ‘R’ (CC) School Girl Sex//Now (N) Katie Does M. Will, Warrior (:35) ››› “The Negotiator” (1998, Suspense) Samuel L. Jackson, Kevin Spacey. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Treme Colson is offered a transfer. (S) (CC) (:20) ›› “Broken City” (2013) Mark Wahlberg. (S) ‘R’ (:15) ›› “The Mighty Ducks” (S) (MAX)

›› “Cloud Atlas” (2012) Tom Hanks. Premiere. Actions in one time ripple across the centuries. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” (2005, Action) Brad Pitt. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:05) “Sexy Wives Sinsations” (2011) Cindy Lucas. (:25) “El Gringo” (2012) Scott Adkins. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Girls in Bed Co-Ed Confid.

(:10) ››› “Pacific Heights” (1990, Suspense) Melanie Griffith. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Uncle Buck” (1989) ‘PG’ (SHOW) (5:25) ›› “DeadHeads” (2011) ‘R’

››› “Seven Psychopaths” (2012, Comedy) Colin Farrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Stage Beauty” (2004) Billy Crudup. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

TBA ›› “Lawless” (2012, Crime Drama) Shia LaBeouf, Tom Hardy. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde” (2003) (CC) (:35)

› “Seed of Chucky” (2004) Jennifer Tilly. Premiere. ‘R’

››› “Heathers” (1989, Comedy) Winona Ryder. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Afterschool” (2008, Drama) Ezra Miller, Jeremy White. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

“Monster of the Nudist Colony” (2013) Lexi Belle. ‘NR’

›› “Antitrust” (2001, Suspense) Ryan Phillippe. Premiere. ‘PG-13’

“Division III: Football’s Finest” (2011) Andy Dick. (S) ‘R’ (:40) ›› “But I’m a Cheerleader” (1999) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) › “Final Encounter” (2000) ‘R’

›› “The Words” (2012) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (5:20) › “Love and Honor” (2012)

“2 Fast 2 Furious” (2003) Tyrese ›› “2 Fast 2 Furious” (2003) Tyrese › “Gone in Sixty Seconds” (2000) Nicolas Cage. Toned PaidPaidPaidPaidVanderpump Rules (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportAmerican GreedMob MoneyMob Money:Mad MoneyCar Car Car Car PaidPaidPaidPaidWorld ExchangeSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers Morgan LiveCrossfireUnguardAnthony Bourd.Anderson CooperCrossfireUnguardAnthony Bourd.Piers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperAnthony Bourd.New Day Saturday (COM) FturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth Pk(:01) ›› “American Pie 2” (2001) Tosh.0Tosh.0PaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Gold Rush (CC) Gold Rush - The Gold Rush (N) (S) Bering Sea GoldGold Rush (CC) Bering Sea GoldGold Rush - The Gold Rush (CC)

PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) AustinGood JessieDogWanderLiv-Mad.AustinGood DogGood Good Shake ItANT DogJessieMovie (S) (CC) DeckDeckFish PhineasMickeyMickey (E!) E! News (N) Nene LeakesFashion Police (N) Fashion PoliceChelseaE! News ChelseaFashion PoliceChelseaSoupTotal DivasPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) College GameDayPre/Post2014 Discover Orange Bowl Clemson vs. Ohio State. From Miami. (N) (:08)

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NFL Live (N) (CC) Olbermann (CC) College Football TaxSlayer.com Gator Bowl -- Georgia vs. Nebraska. (Taped) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) SportsCenter (CC)

(EWTN) Daily Mass (CC) Life on the RockCampusRosaryCrossingEvangeParablesWomen Cathedrals Across America FaithCampusCatholicHoly Wd.The AuthorsGod’s DoorkeeperCardinalFaith (FAM) (5:00) ›› “The Goonies” ›› “Home Alone 2: Lost in New York” (1992) The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePrincePrincePaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (FNC) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) The Kelly File (N) Hannity (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) The Kelly FileHannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren Red Eye (N) The Five Hannity FOX and Friends Saturday (N)

(FSN) 3 WideGophersCollege Hockey GophersBest Of Best Of Hard ChargeCollege Hockey Best Of PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(5:00) “Girl Fight”“The Husband She Met Online” (2013) “The Surrogate” (2013, Suspense) (CC) (:02) “The Husband She Met Online”(:02) “The Surrogate” (2013) (CC) PaidPaidPaidHair!PaidPaid (NBCSN) NFLTBAU.S. Olympic Trials PreviewNFL Turning PointFNIANFL Turning PointTo Be AnnouncedNFL Turning PointPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidWingMatchPreview

(NICK) Sam & WitchThunderThunderFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeChrisChrisYesDearYesDearFull H’seFull H’seSee DadSee Dad

(SPIKE) “Star Wars: Episode II” ››› “Star Wars: Episode III -- Revenge of the Sith” (2005) (S) ›› “Ghost Rider” (2007) Nicolas Cage. (S) AuctionAuctionKnifePaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “League-Gentle.”WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (CC) ››› “X-Men 2” (2003, Fantasy) Patrick Stewart. (CC) “Red: Werewolf Hunter” (2010) (CC) ›› “Almighty Thor” (2011) (CC) ZoneZonePaidPaid (TBN) Sid RothPottersBehindLindseyHarvestP. StonePraise the Lord (CC) PricePraiseCall2AllCrefloBehindPraiseReflecXtremeImpactRampStoriesCharityCharliePhphy (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) ›› “Valentine’s Day” (2010, Romance-Comedy)

Jessica Alba, Kathy Bates, Jessica Biel. (DVS)

›› “Overboard” (1987) Goldie Hawn. An amnesiac millionairess is duped by a cunning carpenter.

›› “Valentine’s Day” (2010, Romance-Comedy)

Jessica Alba, Kathy Bates, Jessica Biel. (DVS)

MarriedMarriedMarriedJeff Foxworthy Name Is Earl MarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) ›› “Possessed” (1931)

››› “Madame Curie” (1943) Greer

Garson, Walter Pidgeon. (CC) (DVS)

(:15) ››› “A Beautiful Mind” (2001, Biography) Russell Crowe, Ed Harris, Jennifer Connelly. (:45) ››› “For All Mankind” (1989) Jim Lovell. (CC) (:15) ›› “Countdown” (1968) James Caan, Robert Duvall. (CC) (:15) ››› “Marooned” (1969, Science Fiction) Gregory Peck, Richard Crenna, James Franciscus. ››› “Caged” (TLC) BorBorSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesBorBorSay YesSay YesBorBorSay YesSay YesBorBorPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) Castle (S) (CC) Castle (S) ››› “The Italian Job” (2003) Mark Wahlberg. Cold Justice (CC) Cold Justice (CC) Cold Justice (CC) ››› “The Bank Job” (2008) Jason Statham. Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) StevenRegularGumballTeenKing/HillCleveAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenOff the SquidCleveKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) FoodFoodGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead Files (N) The Dead FilesGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

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› “Case 39” (2009, Horror) Renée Zellweger, Jodelle Ferland. (CC)

Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC)

Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosAmerica’s Funniest Home VideosNews at NineMotherRulesRulesParksParks30 Rock30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidPaidPaidSingAdelante

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(HBO) (5:30) ›› “Mission: Impossible” (1996) Tom Cruise. (S) ›› “Safe House” (2012, Action) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Getting On (S) School Girl ›› “Jack the Giant Slayer” (2013) Nicholas Hoult. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “Original Gangstas” (1996) Fred Williamson. ‘R’

(:15) › “I Still Know What You Did Last Summer” (1998) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Manhunt” (2013, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Superman” (MAX) (5:50) ›› “The Campaign” (2012) Will Ferrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Scary Movie” (2000) Shawn Wayans. ‘R’ (CC) Banshee “Always the Cowboy” (S) Banshee “A Mixture of Madness”

“Intergalactic Swingers” (2013) Erika Jordan. ‘NR’

(:25) ›› “This Is 40” (2012, RomanceComedy) Paul Rudd. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Erotic Traveler

(:15) ›› “Cruel Intentions” (1999) Sarah Michelle Gellar. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Roll Bounce” (2005) (S) (SHOW) Shameless Frank gives up drinking. Shameless (S) (CC) Shameless (S) (CC) Shameless Fiona finds a new friend. Shameless (S) (CC) ››› “Killing Them Softly” (2012) Brad Pitt. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) Inside the NFL (S) (CC) (:45) ›› “The Words” (2012, Drama) Bradley Cooper. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “Good Boy!” (2003) Molly Shannon. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

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“Out of Time” (2003) Denzel Washington. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

“The Reluctant Fundamentalist” (2012, Drama) Riz Ahmed. ‘R’ (CC)

› “Salvation Boulevard” (2011) Pierce Brosnan. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Elizabeth” (1998, Historical Drama) Cate Blanchett. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Elizabeth: The Golden Age” (2007) Cate Blanchett. (S) ‘PG-13’ “The Rainbow Tribe” (2008) ‘NR’

(1967, Western) John Wayne, Kirk Douglas, Howard Keel. (CC)

(1989, Action) Jack Nicholson. The Caped Crusader vows to rid Gotham City of the Joker. (CC)

›› “Batman Returns” (1992, Action) Michael Keaton. The Catwoman and the Penguin join forces against Batman. (CC)

››› “Batman Begins” (2005, Action) Christian Bale, Michael Caine. (CC) (AP) Cats 101 (S) (CC) Cats 101 (S) (CC) Dogs 101 (CC) Dogs 101 (CC) Bad Dog! (CC) Bad Dog! (CC) Too Cute! (CC) Too Cute! (CC) Too Cute! (CC) Too Cute! (CC) Pit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-Parole (BRAVO) Vanderpump RulesVanderpump RulesVanderpump RulesVanderpump RulesVanderpump RulesToned CourtneyCourtneyCourtneyMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmaker (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) New Day Saturday (N) MoneySaturday MorningCNN Newsroom (N) CNN NewsroomMoneyNewsr’mCNN Newsroom (N) GuptaCNN NewsroomCNN Newsroom (COM) PaidPaidComedy(:28) ›› “Coneheads” (1993) (CC) (:28) › “Vegas Vacation” (1997) (CC) (:28) › “Black Sheep” (1996) (CC) (:28) ›› “Arthur” (2011) Russell Brand. (CC) (3:59) ›› “American Pie 2” (2001) (DISC) PaidPaidPaidPaidFast N’ Loud (S) Fast N’ Loud (S) Street Outlaws (S) Street Outlaws (S) Gold Rush (CC) Gold Rush (CC) Lone Target (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) (DISN) MickeyMickeyDoc SofiaAustinAustinJessieDogGood Good JessieJessieJessieANT ANT ANT DogDogDogDogGood DogAustinANT (E!) KardashianKardashianKardashianE! News (N) SoupSoupFashion PoliceE! ES Buying For Total DivasI Am Britney Jean Nene LeakesBiggest Reality (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Sunday NFL Countdown (N) (CC) College Football BBVA Compass Bowl -- Houston vs. Vanderbilt. (N) PokerWorld SeriesWorld Series (ESPN2) Profile: 60 NFL Live (CC) NFL Matchup NFL Kickoff (CC) NFL Live (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) College Basketball Cincinnati at Memphis. (N) (Live) College Football NCAA Division I, Final: Teams TBA. From Frisco, Texas. (N) (Live) (CC) College Basketball Virginia at Florida State. (N) (Live)

(EWTN) ChapletRosaryDaily Mass (N) DevotionHi LucyCatholicKnightsCateHoly Daily Mass (CC) ReliMaryEWTN on LocationMercyRosaryWeb of Faith 2.0Hill of Redemption

(FAM) ›› “RV” (2006) Robin Williams. ›› “Snow Dogs” (2002, Comedy) ›› “Space Jam” (1996) ›› “The Little Rascals” (1994) ›› “Richie Rich” (1994, Comedy) ›› “Home Alone 2: Lost in New York” (1992) (FNC) (5:00) FOX and Friends Saturday (N) Bulls & Bears BusinessForbes on FOX Cashin’ In (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) Journal Editorial America’s News Headquarters (N) Healthy You News HQThe Five America’s News Headquarters (N) (FSN) PaidPaid3 WideWe Love RoadsMuskyWaterOutDW-TVAnglingFishingFishingSportsOutCollege Basketball Butler at Xavier. (N) College Basketball Hard Charge (FX) ›› “Lost in Space” (1998) William Hurt, Mimi Rogers. Two Two Two Two ›› “Made of Honor” (2008) › “Bride Wars” (2009) Kate Hudson. ››› “13 Going

Buying and SellingBuying and SellingBuying and SellingCrashersCrashersCrashersCrashersCrashersCrashersLove It or List ItLove It or List ItLove It or List ItLove It or List ItLove It or List ItHuntersHunt Intl (HIST) Modern MarvelsAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriCnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. PawnPawn

FitPaidPaidHair!PaidPaidPaidPaidDance MomsDance MomsKim of Queens“Tall Hot Blonde” (2012) (CC) “Missing at 17” (2013) Tricia O’Kelley. “Foreclosed” (CC) (NBCSN) Premier(:45) English Premier League SoccerPremierEnglish Premier League Soccer (N) PremierEnglish Premier League Soccer (N) PremierTo Be AnnouncedU.S. Olympic Trials To Be Announced (NICK) PenguinParentsSanjaySponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.SanjayTurtlesRabbidsMonSponge.RangersSponge.SanjaySanjayRabbidsRabbidsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.HauntedThunder (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaid ›› “Star Wars: Episode I -- The Phantom Menace” (1999) (S) ›› “Star Wars: Episode II -- Attack of the Clones” (2002) (S) ››› “Star Wars: Episode III -- Revenge of the Sith” (S) (SYFY) PaidPaidPaidPaidZoneZone ›› “The Land That Time Forgot” ›› “The Ruins” (2008, Horror) (CC) ››› “The Abyss” (1989) Ed Harris, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. (CC) “Raidrs-Lost Ark” (TBN) Dr. WonDooleyKids ClbStoryThe Auto GdComeRocKids MonsterHopkinsLassieGoliathIshineInspir.VeggiePenguinTailsHeroes & LegendsNewsMovie (TBS) Fresh Prince Ground Floor House of Payne Meet the Browns There Yet? King of Queens King of Queens ›› “Overboard” (1987) Goldie Hawn. An amnesiac millionairess is duped by a cunning carpenter.

››› “Home Alone” (1990, Comedy) Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci. Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens Raymond Raymond (TCM) (5:30) ››› “Caged” (1950) (:15) ››› “Act of Love” (1953, Drama) Kirk Douglas, Dany Robin. (CC) Carson on TCM ›› “Undercover Maisie” (1947, Comedy) Ann Sother n. ››› “The Adventures of Mark Twain” (1944) Fredric March. (:15) ›› “Hang ’Em High” (1968) Clint Eastwood, Inger Stevens. (CC) (:15) ›› “The Hindenburg” (1975, Drama) George C. Scott, Anne Bancroft, William Atherton. “The Thing” (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidLottery ChangedLottery ChangedLottery ChangedLottery ChangedUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover Boss (TNT) Law & Order (S) Boston’s FinestMarshal LawMajor CrimesCold Justice (CC) Cold Justice (CC) Cold Justice (CC) ››› “The Italian Job” (2003) (:15) ›››› “Saving Private Ryan” (1998) Tom Hanks. (TOON) LegendsTenkaiBey › “Pokémon: The First Movie” (1999) StevenCartoon PlanetJohnnyJohnnyGumballGumballUncle Uncle TeenTeenRegularRegularAdvenAdvenStevenUncle (TRAV) When VacationsWhen VacationsMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumNo ReservationFoodFoodFoodFoodBggg Bggg Sturgis Raw (CC) Sturgis Raw (CC) Sturgis Raw (CC) Sturgis Raw (CC) (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidFull ThrottleFull ThrottleMost ShockingMost ShockingPawnLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizard (TVLAND) The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The ExesKirstieBrady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch

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“Sharif Returns” (S) (CC)

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A Marine on life support. (CC)

Tip on terrorists was a trap. (S)

Director’s contact is killed. (S) NCIS A blind photographer. (CC) NCIS A murder victim in a taxi. (CC) NCIS “Angel of Death” (S) NCIS “Bury Your Dead” (S) (CC) (WGN-A) PaidPaidPaidPaidMatlock (CC) Matlock (CC) Heat of the NightHeat of the NightHeat of the NightLaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw & OrderLaw & OrderBones (S) (CC)

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(HBO) (5:45) “All-Star Superman” (2011) (:15) ›› “Race to Space” (2002, Drama) James Woods. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

›› “Two Weeks Notice” (2002) Sandra Bullock. (CC) (:45) ›› “Jack the Giant Slayer” (2013) Nicholas Hoult. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:45) ››› “Life of Pi” (2012, Adventure) Suraj Sharma, Irrfan Khan, Tabu. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

›› “Red Tails” (2012) Cuba Gooding Jr., Terrence Howard. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “Two Weeks Notice” (S) (MAX) (5:00) ›› “Roll Bounce” (2005) (S) ›› “Trouble With the Curve” (2012, Drama) Clint Eastwood. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(8:55) ›› “From Dusk Till Dawn” (1996) Harvey Keitel. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(10:50) ›› “U-571” (2000) Matthew McConaughey. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(12:50) ›› “Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous” (2005) ‘PG-13’

(2:50) ›› “Deep Impact” (1998, Drama) Robert Duvall. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(4:55) ››› “Argo” (2012) ‘R’ (SHOW) (5:00) ›› “Wicker Park” Inside the NFL (S) (CC) Against the Tide (S) (CC)

(:05) ››› “The Perks of Being a Wallflower” (2012) Logan Lerman. (CC)

Shameless “Summertime” (S) (CC) Shameless “Summer Loving” (CC) Shameless (S) (CC) Shameless “A Beautiful Mess” (S) Shameless “Father’s Day” (CC)

Shameless Fiona y su doble cita. (S) Shameless Ian ignores Lip. (CC) (TMC) “Rainbow”

›› “The Third Wheel” (2002) Luke Wilson. ‘PG-13’

“Shortcut to Happiness” (2007) Anthony Hopkins. (CC) (:45) “2 Days in New York” (2012, Comedy) Julie Delpy. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Stakeout” (1987, Suspense) Richard Dreyfuss. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Another Stakeout” (1993) Richard Dreyfuss. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Sling Blade” (1996, Drama) Billy Bob Thornton, Dwight Yoakam, J.T. Walsh. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParoleUntamed-UncutUntamed-UncutUntamed-UncutThe Most Extreme (BRAVO) Housewives/Atl. ›› “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” (2003) ›› “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” (2003) › “Coyote Ugly” (2000) Piper Perabo. Toned CourtneyPaidPaidPaidPaidHousewives/Atl. (CNBC) ››› “The Queen of Versailles”Suze Orman Show ››› “The Queen of Versailles”Suze Orman ShowCar Car PaidPaidCar Car Suze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) CNN Special (N) CNN Special (N) Anthony Bourdain Parts UnknownCNN SpecialAnthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.CNN SpecialAnthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.CNN SpecialNew Day Sunday (COM) › “Grandma’s Boy” (2006) (CC) ››› “Superbad” (2007) Jonah Hill. Premiere. ››› “Dumb & Dumber” (1994) Jim Carrey. (:01) › “Grandma’s Boy” (2006) (CC) South PkSouth PkPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (N) (S) (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythMythBusters (S) (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythMythBusters (CC) PopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDavid (DISN) DogJessie(:15) Movie (S) (CC) Lab RatsKickin’ ItANT Shake ItANT DogWanderGood ANT Movie (S) (CC) DeckDeckFish PhineasOctoHenry (E!) E! News ››› “Pride and Prejudice” (1940) Fashion PoliceChelseaSoupParty On ›› “She’s Out of My League” (2010) SoupChelseaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) World SeriesWorld SeriesWorld SeriesWorld SeriesSportsCenter (N) NFL PrimeTime (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) NFL PrimeTimeNFL2014 Tostitos Fiesta Bowl NFL (ESPN2) High School Basketball30 for 30 30 for 30 Shorts 30 for 30 (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) NBA Tonight (N) SEC Storied (CC)

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(SYFY) “Raiders of the Lost Ark” ›› “2012” (2009, Action) John Cusack, Chiwetel Ejiofor. Premiere. ››› “The Abyss” (1989) Ed Harris, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. (CC) ›› “The Land That Time Forgot”PaidPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of PowerGraham ClassicNot a Travel ›› “The Ride” (1997) Michael Biehn. Not a VirtualChristianStrangerLindseyGospelBilly GrahamHoly Bible (TBS) Raymond Raymond Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangGround Floor ›› “The Holiday” (2006, Romance-Comedy) Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet, Jude Law. (:15) ›› “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past” (2009) Matthew McConaughey. (DVS) TBS Preview MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) “The Thing From Another World” ››› “The Bad and the Beautiful” (1952, Drama) Lana Turner. (CC) (DVS) (:15) ›› “Design for Scandal” (1941) Rosalind Russell, Walter Pidgeon. (CC)

››› “That Forsyte Woman” (1950, Drama) Errol Flynn, Greer Garson. (CC)

›› “Shoot First, Die Later” (1973, Crime Drama) Richard Conte. Premiere.

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PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (5:15) ›› “Two Weeks Notice” (S)

›› “Admission” (2013) Tina Fey, Paul Rudd. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

24/7 Red Wings/ Maple Leafs: Road

›› “Admission” (2013, Comedy-Drama) Tina Fey. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

School Girl (:20) ››› “Casino” (1995) Robert De Niro. A mob employee makes a play for power in 1970s Las Vegas. ‘R’ (CC)

24/7 Red Wings/ Maple Leafs: Road Patti LuPone ›› “Star Trek: Insurrection” ‘PG’ (MAX) (4:55) ››› “Argo”

(2012) ‘R’

›› “Dark Shadows” (2012, Comedy) Johnny Depp. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Mama” (2013) Jessica Chastain. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:45) Co-Ed Confidential 4Play Feature 4: Student Bodies (S) (CC)

(:45) ›› “Deep Impact” (1998) Robert Duvall. A large comet is on a collision course with Earth. (S) The Jump Off (:25) › “The Watch” (2012) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) “Love Wrecked” (2006) (SHOW) Shameless “Parenthood” (S) (CC)

Shameless Monica returns. (S) (CC)

Shameless “A Great Cause” (S)

Shameless Monica tries to kill herself. Shameless “Fiona Interrupted” (CC)

›› “Cockneys vs Zombies” (2012) Michelle Ryan.

› “Halloween: Resurrection” (2002) Jamie Lee Curtis.

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››› “Jungle Fever” (1991, Drama) Wesley Snipes. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Cockneys vs Zombies” (2012) Michelle Ryan.

(:15) ››› “Fish Tank” (2009, Drama) Michael Fassbender, Katie Jarvis. Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

› “Halloween: Resurrection” (2002) Jamie Lee Curtis.

› “Cabin Boy” (1994, Comedy) Chris Elliott. (S) ‘PG-13’

›› “Hard Target” (1993) JeanClaude Van Damme. ‘R’ (:40) “Shortcut to Happiness” (2007) Anthony Hopkins. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “The Doctor”

“Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” (2011) (TMC) (5:55) › “Bunraku” (2010, Action) Josh Hartnett. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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