By George Dickie © Zap2it
Imagine palm trees, sea breezes and a temperate climate, and you’ve got a handle on, not your next Caribbean vacation, but the scene of the XXII Winter Olympics, Sochi, Russia.
Yes, this Eastern European resort city of 340,000 on the northern shores of the Black Sea is not your average Winter Games host, boasting a climate closer to Virginia than Lake Placid, Lillehammer or Innsbruck. But that shouldn’t detract from the action on the slopes, ice or halfpipe, given indoor venues, high-elevation ski trails and advanced snowmaking technology.
Coverage gets going Thursday, Feb. 6, with the first of 17 days of action in alpine skiing, snowboarding, figure and speed skating, bobsled, biathlon, and more. NBC will team with broadcast partners NBC Sports Network, MSNBC, CNBC and USA Network to provide 539 hours of televised events in addition to the more than 1,000 hours of live streaming action on NBCOlympics.com.
Bob Costas will host NBC’s prime-time and late-night coverage, with the peacock network’s broadcast talent pool of correspondents and studio hosts including Dan Patrick, Mary Carillo, Matt Lauer, Lester Holt, Maria Sharapova, Al Michaels and Vladimir Pozner. Costas, who will host his record 10th Olympics with these Games, is eager to see
the 12 new events, including the figure skating team event, women’s ski jumping and ski halfpipe, making their Olympic debuts at Sochi.
“Ski halfpipe is among many that should bring more of the infusion of youth and energy to the Games that we’ve seen with snowboarding’s halfpipe competitions,” Costas says.
“While ski halfpipe is definitely one of the most highly anticipated new events, figure skating’s new team competition should not be overlooked.
Premiering the night before the Opening Ceremony and concluding the first Sunday of the Games, it should be a great way to kick off the figure skating program in a country with such a deep appreciation of the sport. Adding to the drama: The U.S. and Russia should both be in medal contention.”
Figure skating is also a major storyline in women’s singles, where the U.S. has not won a medal since 2006, a drought that Costas thinks could come to an end in Sochi.
“The U.S. will have three women skaters in Sochi,” Costas says, “and two of the hopefuls have demonstrated the potential to win a medal — two-time reigning U.S. champion Ashley Wagner and the up-and-coming 18-year-old Gracie Gold, who placed fifth and sixth, respectively, at last season’s World Championships. Winning gold may be out of reach with the sensational
Vancouver champion Yu-Na Kim of South Korea returning for Sochi, but the Americans should challenge for a place on the podium.”
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Sunday
2:00 p.m. + Red Bull Signature Series
2:30 p.m. + Red Bull Signature Series From Newry, Maine.
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Sports Unlimited
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Monday
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Friday
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Saturday
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Friday
6:00 p.m. (MSC) 3 Wide Life
The top NASCAR teams and drivers.
Saturday
10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Circle K Winternationals, Qualifying. From Pomona, Calif. (Same-day Tape)
Sunday
1:00 p.m. % Universal Babe - The Legend of Babe Ruth Joe Girardi, CC Sabathia, Reggie Jackson and others discuss the legend of Babe Ruth.
Saturday
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins Diamond Awards
2:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins Diamond Awards
Sunday
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Women’s College LSU at Kentucky. (Live)
12:00 p.m. _ Michigan at Indiana. (Live)
1:00 p.m. (ESPN) Women’s College Notre Dame at Duke. (Live) (MSC) Women’s College Texas A&M at Vanderbilt. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Women’s College Stanford at California. (Live)
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Women’s College LSU at Kentucky.
2:00 a.m. (MSC) Women’s College Texas A&M at Vanderbilt.
4:00 a.m. (MSC) Women’s College Wisconsin-Whitewater at Wisconsin-Stout.
Monday
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Women’s College LSU at Kentucky.
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Women’s College Texas A&M at Vanderbilt.
1:00 p.m. (MSC) Women’s College Wisconsin-Whitewater at Wisconsin-Stout.
4:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Notre Dame at Syracuse. (Live)
(ESPN2) Women’s College Baylor at Oklahoma. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Iowa State at Oklahoma State. (Live) (ESPN2) NBA Coast to Coast
Live look-ins to games across the league, plus highlights, analysis and NBA news and information. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College
Basketball Live (Live)
Tuesday
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Women’s College Wisconsin-Whitewater at Wisconsin-Stout.
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Women’s College Wisconsin-Whitewater at Wisconsin-Stout.
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2)
Teams TBA. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Missouri at Florida. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
(MSC) Los Angeles Lakers at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis. (Same-day Tape)
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College
Basketball Live (Live)
Wednesday
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Los Angeles Lakers at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Los Angeles Lakers at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Boston College at Virginia. (Live)
6:30 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown (Live)
(MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Portland Trail Blazers at New York Knicks.
From Madison Square Garden in New York. (Live) (MSC) New Orleans Pelicans at Minnesota Timberwolves.
From the Target Center in Minneapolis. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Stanford at California. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (ESPN) Miami Heat at Los Angeles Clippers. From Staples Center in Los Angeles. (Live)
(MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
(MSC) New Orleans Pelicans at Minnesota Timberwolves.
From the Target Center in Minneapolis.
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College Basketball Live (Live)
1:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Miami Heat at Los Angeles Clippers. From Staples Center in Los Angeles.
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Portland Trail Blazers at New York Knicks. From Madison Square Garden in New York. (Same-day Tape)
Thursday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) New Orleans Pelicans at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones
12:00 p.m. (MSC) New Orleans Pelicans at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.
1:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
4:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly 6:00 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live) (TNT) NBA Tip-Off
7:00 p.m. (TNT) San Antonio Spurs at Brooklyn Nets. From
From Bankers Life Fieldhouse in Indianapolis. (Same-day Tape)
Saturday
10:00 a.m. (ESPN) College GameDay (Live)
11:00 a.m. (ESPN) Alabama at Florida. (Live)
11:30 a.m. _ NCAA Men of March
12:00 p.m. _ Butler at Georgetown. (Live) (ESPN2) Cleveland State at Wright State. (Live)
(MSC) Women’s College Texas Tech at Texas Christian. (Live)
1:00 p.m. (ESPN) Michigan at Iowa. (Live)
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Florida State at Maryland. (Live)
(MSC) Women’s College Old Dominion at North Texas. (Live)
Barclays Center in Brooklyn, N.Y. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2)
Teams TBA. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (TNT) Chicago Bulls at Golden State Warriors.
From Oracle Arena in Oakland, Calif. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College
Basketball Live (Live) (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live) Friday
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Portland Trail Blazers at Indiana Pacers.
From Bankers Life Fieldhouse in Indianapolis. (Live)
8:30 p.m. (ESPN) Minnesota Timberwolves at New Orleans Pelicans. From the New Orleans Arena in New Orleans. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Minnesota Timberwolves at New Orleans Pelicans. From the New Orleans Arena in New Orleans.
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Portland Trail Blazers at Indiana Pacers.
1:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
Wednesday
7:30 p.m. (SHOW) Best of Showtime Boxing 2013
Friday
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Friday Night Fights. Jonathan Gonzalez vs. Norberto Gonzalez. From Chicago. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (SHOW) ShoBox: The New Generation. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Golden Boy
Live: Antonio Orozco vs. Miguel Angel Huerta. From Indio, Calif.
Saturday
4:00 a.m. (MSC) Golden Boy
Live: Antonio Orozco vs. Miguel Angel Huerta. From Indio, Calif.
Sunday
6:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Super Bowl Highlights From Feb. 4, 2007.
7:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
9:00 a.m. (ESPN) Sunday NFL Countdown (Live)
(ESPN2) Colin’s New Football Show (Live)
11:00 a.m. ) / Road to the Super Bowl
12:00 p.m. ) / Football
America An insider view of the sport of football.
1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 College Football All-Star Challenge
5:30 p.m. ) / Super Bowl XLVIII Denver Broncos vs. Seattle Seahawks. The highpowered Broncos offense takes on Seattle’s defense in Super Bowl XLVIII. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime Trey Wingo, Tim Hasselbeck and Merril Hoge.
(Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime Trey Wingo, Tim Hasselbeck and Merril Hoge.
Monday
1:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime Trey Wingo, Tim Hasselbeck and Merril Hoge.
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live (Live)
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
Wednesday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College
Football Live (Live)
8:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
10:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
Thursday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live (Live) (MSC) Vikings Huddle A community and family-oriented show hosted by the Voice of the Vikings, Paul Allen.
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Mike and Mike’s Best of the NFL Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic discuss NFL action from the previous week’s games.
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
Friday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live (Live)
(MSC) The New College Football Show: Next Class
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Hey Rookie, Welcome to the NFL: Part II
11:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
Saturday
6:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
7:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL 2013: After Further Review
9:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Hey Rookie, Welcome to the NFL: Part II
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) West Virginia at Kansas. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) St. Louis at La Salle. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (ESPN) Duke at Boston College. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baylor at Oklahoma. (Live) (MSC) Wolves Weekly
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) College
GameDay (Live)
(MSC) Portland Trail Blazers at Minnesota Timberwolves.
From the Target Center in Minneapolis. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Gonzaga at Memphis. (Live) (ESPN2) Wichita State at Northern Iowa. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live) (MSC) Portland Trail Blazers at Minnesota Timberwolves.
From the Target Center in Minneapolis.
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College Basketball Live (Live)
(Live)
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders
(Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live
(Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live (Live)
(MSC) Vikings Huddle A community and family-oriented show hosted by the Voice of the Vikings, Paul Allen.
9:00 p.m. (MSC) The New College Football Show Preview games from the ACC, SEC & Conference USA; analysis of each week’s biggest games.
(Live)
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
Tuesday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders
(Live)
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) Mike and Mike’s Best of the NFL Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic discuss NFL action from the previous week’s games.
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live
(Live) (MSC) The New College Football Show: Next Class
4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Year of the Quarterback Todd Marinovich’s unique rise to stardom, the dark downfall that followed, and the complicated father-son relatioship throughout it all.
Sunday
9:00 a.m. (GOLF) Omega Dubai Desert Classic, Final Round. Tiger Woods, Rory McIlroy, Fred Couples and Ernie Els are expected to compete.
From United Arab Emirates.
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Waste Management Phoenix Open, Final Round. Players expected to compete include Phil Mickelson, Keegan Bradley, Bubba Watson and Lee Westwood.
From Scottsdale, Ariz. (Live)
2:00 p.m. _ Waste Management Phoenix Open, Final Round. From TPC Scottsdale in Scottsdale, Ariz. (Live) (GOLF) Omega Dubai Desert Classic, Final Round. Tiger Woods, Rory McIlroy, Fred Couples and Ernie Els are expected to compete. From United Arab Emirates.
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Omega Dubai Desert Classic, Final Round. Tiger Woods, Rory McIlroy, Fred Couples and Ernie Els
are expected to compete. From United Arab Emirates.
9:30 p.m. (GOLF) Waste Management Phoenix Open, Final Round. Players expected to compete include Phil Mickelson, Keegan Bradley, Bubba Watson and Lee Westwood. From Scottsdale, Ariz.
Monday
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Waste Management Phoenix Open, Final Round. Players expected to compete include Phil Mickelson, Keegan Bradley, Bubba Watson and Lee Westwood. From Scottsdale, Ariz.
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) In Play With Jimmy Roberts Golfers experiment with wine-making; courses work to manage water use responsibly.
7:30 p.m. (GOLF) In Play With Jimmy Roberts Tour the Olympic course in Rio; Dennis Walters profile.
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty
Guests include Lee Trevino, Graeme McDowell and Lou Holtz.
9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty
Guests include Greg Norman, author James Patterson and hockey Olympian Mike Eruzione.
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) In Play With Jimmy Roberts Golfers experiment with wine-making; courses work to manage water use responsibly.
11:30 p.m. (GOLF) In Play With Jimmy Roberts Tour the Olympic course in Rio; Dennis Walters profile.
Tuesday
1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Omega Dubai Desert Classic, Final Round. Tiger Woods, Rory McIlroy, Fred Couples and Ernie Els are expected to compete.
From United Arab Emirates.
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am, Final Round. From Pebble Beach, Calif.
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am, Final Round. From Pebble Beach, Calif.
Wednesday
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty A look behind the scenes of “Feherty Live!,” plus outtakes and unused footage.
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy
4:30 p.m. (GOLF) European Tour Weekly Highlights and previews of the European Golf Tour.
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty Rocco Mediate talks about his life on and off the golf course.
9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty Tom Lehman discusses his career and shares advice given to him by John Wooden.
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) School of Golf
Thursday 10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Joburg Open, First Round. From Johannesburg, South Africa. (Same-day Tape)
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am, First Round. From Pebble Beach, Calif. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am, First Round. From Pebble Beach, Calif.
8:30 p.m. (GOLF) AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am, First Round. From Pebble Beach, Calif.
11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
Friday
8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Joburg Open, Second Round. From Johannesburg, South Africa. (Sameday Tape)
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Allianz Championship, First Round. From Boca Raton, Fla. (Live)
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am, Second Round. From Pebble Beach, Calif. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am, Second Round. From Pebble Beach, Calif.
8:30 p.m. (GOLF) AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am, Second Round. From Pebble Beach, Calif.
11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
Saturday
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am, Third Round. From Pebble Beach, Calif. (Live)
2:00 p.m. _ AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am, Third Round. From Pebble Beach, Calif. (Live)
(GOLF) Champions: Allianz Championship, Second Round. From Boca Raton, Fla. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty Guests include Lee Trevino, Graeme McDowell and Lou Holtz.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am, Third Round. From Pebble Beach, Calif.
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Allianz Championship, Second Round. From Boca Raton, Fla.
Sunday 11:30 a.m. + Detroit Red Wings at Washington Capitals. From Verizon Center in Washington, D.C. (Live)
Tuesday
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Tampa Bay Lightning at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.
1:30 a.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.
Wednesday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wild Live
Friday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wild Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Edmonton Oilers at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Edmonton Oilers at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.
Thursday
6:30 p.m. + The Olympic Zone Interviews, profiles and highlights of athletes as they compete in the XXII Winter Olympics.
7:00 p.m. + XXII Winter Olympics Figure Skating, Snowboarding, Freestyle Skiing. From Sochi, Russia. Figure skating; snowboarding; freestyle skiing. (Same-day Tape)
compete in the XXII Winter Olympics.
7:00 p.m. + XXII Winter Olympics Figure Skating, Snowboarding, Freestyle Skiing. From Sochi, Russia. Figure skating team events; snowboarding; freestyle skiing. (Same-day Tape)
11:00 p.m. + XXII Winter Olympics Figure Skating, Luge. From Sochi, Russia. Figure skating: team event; luge. (Same-day Tape)
12:00 a.m. + XXII Winter Olympics Figure Skating, Snowboarding, Freestyle Skiing. From Sochi, Russia. Figure skating team events; snowboarding; freestyle skiing.
Sunday
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Jason Mitchell Outdoors
9:30 a.m. (MSC) Keyes Outdoors
10:00 a.m. / Midwest Outdoors Helping people enjoy the outdoors.
10:43 p.m. + Minnesota Bound
12:05 a.m. ) Midwest Outdoors
Monday
5:00 p.m. (MSC) We Love It! Outdoors
10:00 p.m. (MSC) We Love It!
Tuesday
11:00 a.m. (MSC) We Love It! Outdoors
2:00 p.m. (MSC) We Love It! Outdoors
Wednesday
8:30 a.m. (MSC) We Love It!
Outdoors
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Fishing With Joe Bucher
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Sportsman’s Journal
Sunday
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Monday 4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Wednesday
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Thursday 4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Friday 4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Saturday
6:00 a.m. (USA) English Premier League Soccer Liverpool FC vs Arsenal FC. From Anfield in Liverpool, Merseyside, England. (Live)
9:00 a.m. (USA) English Premier League Soccer Chelsea FC vs Newcastle United FC. From Stamford Bridge in London, England. (Live)
11:00 a.m. + Premier League Live (Live)
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Wild at Anaheim Ducks. From the Honda Center in Anaheim, Calif.
1:30 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at Anaheim Ducks. From the Honda Center in Anaheim, Calif.
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.
Thursday
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at Colorado Avalanche. From the Pepsi Center in Denver. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at Colorado Avalanche.
From the Pepsi Center in Denver.
12:35 a.m. + XXII Winter Olympics Figure Skating, Snowboarding, Freestyle Skiing. From Sochi, Russia. Figure skating; snowboarding; freestyle skiing.
Friday
6:30 p.m. + XXII Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony. From Sochi, Russia. (Sameday Tape)
12:05 a.m. + XXII Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony. From Sochi, Russia.
Saturday
1:30 p.m. + XXII Winter Olympics Ski Jumping, Biathlon, Speed Skating, CrossCountry Skiing. From Sochi, Russia. Ski jumping; biathlon; speed skating; cross-country skiing. (Same-day Tape)
6:30 p.m. + The Olympic Zone Interviews, profiles and highlights of athletes as they
Thursday
8:30 a.m. (MSC) Lund the Ultimate Fishing Experience
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Back Roads
Friday
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Angling Edge Jigging tactics for summer whitefish; giant Hawk Lake walleyes in Northwest Ontario.
11:00 a.m. (MSC) John Gillespie’s Water & Woods A tour of Wisconsin’s best fishing spots.
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors
2:00 p.m. (MSC) Back Roads
2:30 p.m. (MSC) We Love It!
Outdoors
5:30 a.m. + Minnesota Bound Saturday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Lund the Ultimate Fishing Experience
7:30 a.m. (MSC) We Love It!
Outdoors
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads
8:30 a.m. (MSC) The Musky Hunter
9:00 a.m. (MSC) John Gillespie’s Water & Woods A tour of Wisconsin’s best fishing spots.
9:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors Helping people enjoy the outdoors.
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Angling Edge Float fishing for prespawn crappies; springfling fishing for smallmouth bass.
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Fishing the Midwest
11:30 a.m. + English Premier League Soccer Swansea City AFC vs Cardiff City FC. From Liberty Stadium in Swansea, Wales. (Live)
Sunday
12:00 p.m. % Park & Pipe Open Series Skiers compete in halfpipe and slopeside skiing. From Whistler, B.C.
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Burton European Open ’14
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Burton European Open ’14
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Burton European Open ’14
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.
Tuesday
5:00 p.m. (MSC) Burton European Open ’14
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Burton European Open ’14
Thursday
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.
2:30 p.m. (MSC) Burton European Open ’14
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Burton European Open ’14
3:30 p.m. (MSC) Burton European Open ’14
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M PaidPaidPaidPaidTattooTattooTattooTattooTattooTattooTattooTattooTattooTattooTattooTattooTattooTattooTattoo ››› “Kick-Ass” (2010) Aaron Johnson. (S)
T ››› “Kick-Ass” (2010) Aaron Johnson. (S) ›› “The Fast and the Furious” (2001) (S) ›› “2 Fast 2 Furious” (2003) Paul Walker. (S)
ParentsSponge.Sponge.PAWUmiUmiDora...Dora...BubbleBubblePAWPAWDora...PeterSponge.Sponge.Sponge.ParentsSanjayRabbidsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge. (SPIKE)
W Police VideosPolice Videos ››› “Bad Boys” (1995) Martin Lawrence, Will Smith. (S) ››› “The Rock” (1996) Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage. (S) CopsCopsCopsCops
TH Bar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar Rescue Jail
F GanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandCopsCops Cops (SYFY)
M PaidPaidZone › “Ghouls” (2008) Kristen Renton. › “Pulse” (2006) Kristen Bell. (CC) ›› “Psychosis” (2010, Horror) (CC) › “My Soul to Take” (2010) (CC) ›› “The Adjustment Bureau” (2011) (CC)
T Haunted HighwayHaunted HighwayHaunted HighwayHaunted HighwayHaunted HighwayHaunted HighwayHaunted HighwayHaunted HighwayHaunted HighwayHaunted HighwayFace Off
W Ghost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost Hunters
TH “Jules Verne’s The Mysterious Island”“Savage Planet” (2006) (CC) ›› “The Land That Time Forgot” ›› “Triassic Attack” (2010) (CC) “Age of Dinosaurs” (2013, Action) (CC) Helix
F ZoneZone ›› “Vipers” (2008) Jonathan Scarfe. “Anacondas: Trail of Blood” (2009) ›› “Mega Python vs. Gatoroid” (CC) › “Anaconda” (1997) Jennifer Lopez. “Anacondas: Hunt”
M VeggieK. ShookSuperJ. MeyerCrefloJ. HageePrinceY’r DayCopePraiseGoodPrecious MemoriesJewishLife ToSecretsThe 700 ClubJ. HageeJewishPraise the Lord
T Jew. Je Graham ClassicDr. CaroBehindAlive Against Educa
(TBN)
W Change The CreationProclaim J. Meyer Call2All FaithBest of PraiseMainIBA
TH G. BrownsEducaDiffer Lifestyle History LucadoPraise the Lord
F Dupl’tis Best of Praise The Lord Living Cross Holy (TBS)
M MarriedMarriedThere BrownsPaynePrincePrinceFull H’seFull H’seWipeout CleveAmer.Amer.Amer.CougarFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsKingKingSeinfeldSeinfeld
(TCM)
M ››› “Mildred Pierce” (1945, Drama) ››› “How to Marry a Millionaire” ››› “Call Me Madam” (1953) (CC) “It Should Happen to You” ››› “Tess” (1979, Drama) Nastassja Kinski. Premiere. “The Age of Innocence”
T (5:45) ›››› “La Strada”(:45) ››› “The Burmese Harp”, War (:45) “The Virgin Spring”“Closely Watched Trains”(:45) ››› “La Battaglia di Algeri”(:45) ››› “Z” (1969, Suspense) Yves Montand. “Babette’s Feast”
W (5:15) “Bus Stop”(:15) ›› “A Farewell to Arms” (1957) Rock Hudson. ››› “Billy Budd” (1962) (CC) ››› “The Dirty Dozen” (1967) Lee Marvin. ›› “The Reivers” (1969) (CC) ››› “Little Big Man” (CC)
TH “Green Years” ›› “Romance” (1930) (CC) ›› “The Constant Nymph” (1943) ››› “Caged” (1950) (CC) (:15) ››› “The Bad Seed” (1956) Nancy Kelly. ››› “What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?”“Wait Until Dark”
F (5:30) “Night Must Fall” (CC) ››› “Conquest” (1937) (CC) ››› “Abe Lincoln in Illinois” (1940) “The Magnificent Yankee” ›››› “The Search” (1948) (CC) “The Lavender Hill Mob”(:45) “Life With Father” (CC) (TLC) Baby’s MultiplesBabyBabyQuintsQuintsPregnantPregnantExtreme Extreme What Not to WearQuintsQuintsCoupleCoupleSay YesSay YesFour WeddingsMediumMediumSister Wives (TNT) Charmed Charmed SupernaturalSupernaturalSupernaturalBones Bones Bones Bones Castle Castle Castle (TOON) JohnnyBeyPokeMovie GarfieldGarfieldLooney TunesTom & JerryJerryJerryCodenCodenGumballGumballAdvenAdvenRegularVaried Programs (TRAV) PaidPaidPaidPaidHomesHomesVaried Programs No ReservationFood ParadiseBizarre FoodsFoodFoodBizarre Foods (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidVaried Programs (TVLAND) PaidPaidPaidPaidGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGunsmokeGunsmokeGunsmokeBonanza Bonanza GriffithGriffithGriffithGriffith
›› “Oblivion” (2013) Tom Cruise. (S) (CC) ›› “Hitchcock” (2012) (S) (:15) ›› “Epic” (2013) (S) (CC) “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” (S) (:45) ›› “Oblivion” (2013) Tom Cruise. (S) (CC)
W › “Battlefield Earth” (2000) (S) (CC) ›› “Parental Guidance”(:45) ››› “Mary and Martha” (2013) ›› “Here on Earth” (2000) “Herblock: The Black & the White” (S) ›› “Parental Guidance”(:45) Mildred Pierce
TH “Pure Country 2: The Gift” (2010) (S) ›› “Joyful Noise” (2012) (S) (CC) ››› “Big Miracle” (2012) (S) (CC) “Incredible Burt” Now You › “White Noise” (2005) (S) (:45) ›› “Joyful Noise” (2012) (S) Mildred
F “Odd Couple II” ›› “Volcano” (1997) (S) (:45) › “Simply Irresistible” (1999) (S) “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” (S) (:15) ›› “Oblivion” (2013) Tom Cruise. (S) (CC) Mildred Pierce (MAX)
M (5:15) “The Hurricane” (1999) (:45) ›› “Bee Season” (2005) (S) ›› “The Thirteenth Floor”(:15) ›› “The World Is Not Enough” (1999) ›› “Ted” (2012) Mark Wahlberg. (S) › “The Apparition” (2012) “Arlington Road”
T Moon(:45) ›››› “Rain Man” (1988) Dustin Hoffman. ››› “The Five-Year Engagement”“Dodgeball: Underdog”“Ace Ventura: Nature Calls”(:15) ››› “Tomorrow Never Dies” (1997) (CC) (:20) “The Bourne Legacy”
W ›› “Fever Pitch” › “Just My Luck” (2006) (S) › “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” ››› “Lethal Weapon 2” (1989) (S) ›› “Savages” (2012) Taylor Kitsch. (S) (CC) (2:50) “Kicking & Screaming” ›› “Taken 2” (2012) (S)
TH (5:30) “Revolutionary Road” ››› “The Hurricane” (1999, Drama) (S) (CC) ›› “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey” (2012) (S) (CC) (12:50) ››› “Fight Club” (1999) (S) (:15) ›› “EDtv” (1999) Matthew McConaughey. For F Wedding ››› “Dangerous Liaisons” (1988) ›› “Con Air” (1997) Nicolas Cage. ›› “Bullet to the Head”(:05) › “The Apparition” (S) “Ace Ventura” ››› “Natural Born Killers” (1994) “The Game” (S) (SHOW)
M “When a Man”“Nobody Walks” (2012) (CC) “But I’m a Cheerleader” (S) “Shoulders of”(:15) “Elizabeth: The Golden Age” (S) (:15) ›› “The Magic of Belle Isle” (S) (:15) ››› “Stage Beauty” (2004) (S) “Assault on Wall”
T (5:30) ›› “Holy Man” (S) (:25) “Before and After” (CC) (:15) ››› “Miami Rhapsody” (1995) ››› “Darkman” (1990) (S) “Darkman II: Durant”“Darkman III: Die Darkman”(:45) “Smiley” (2012) Caitlin Gerard. Double
W ›› “Powder” (1995, Drama) (S) (CC) “It’s a Disaster” (2012) (S) ›› “StreetDance” (2010) (:15) ››› “50/50” (2011) (S) (CC) (:05) ››› “Quiz Show” (1994) John Turturro. ›› “Man on a Ledge” (2012) (S) (CC) LT-Life
TH (5:30) ››› “Mr. Destiny”“The Ramen Girl” (2008) (S) (:15) › “Love and Honor” (2012) (S) “Made in America” (2013) (:35) ›› “The Magic of Belle Isle” (S) (:25) ›› “A Map of the World” (1999) “Quality Balls: Steinberg”
M (5:10) “Junior” ›› “Housesitter” (1992) (:45) ›› “Big Business” (1988) (CC) (:25) “See Girl Run” (2012) (11:55) “Cool Runnings” (S) (:35) “Dawn Rider” (2012) (S) (:10) ››› “Blackthorn” (2011) (S) “Out of Sight” (S)
T › “Happily N’Ever After” ›› “Good Boy!” (2003) ›› “Three O’Clock High”“Politics of Love” (2010) (S) ››› “The Innkeepers” (S) (:45) ›› “Water Damage”(:15) ›› “The Iron Lady” (2011) (S) “Do-Right Thing”
W ›› “Paradise” (1991) Melanie Griffith. ›› “Newsies” (1992) Christian Bale. (:15) ››› “Dead Poets Society” (1989) (CC) ››› “Amélie” (2001) Audrey Tautou. (:35) ›› “The Producers” (2005) Nathan Lane. “Salmon Fishing”
F Knife (:45) ››› “Darkman” (1990) (S) (CC) › “The Reunion” (2011) (S) (:15) “Bending the Rules” (S) (:45) ››› “Venus and Serena” (S) (:25) “Deliver Us From Eva”(:15) “Barbershop 2: Back in Business”“Coach Carter” (S) (TMC)
TH (5:45) ›› “Labyrinth” (CC) ›› “Life With Mikey” (CC) (:05) ›› “Tom and Huck”(:40) ›› “Consenting Adults” (1992) (:20) ›› “Homer & Eddie”“Intermedio” (2005) (CC) ›› “Union Square” (2011) “Being John”
F Rain Fall ›› “Local Boys” (2002) (S) “Dead Man on Campus”(:45) ›› “Mimic” (1997) Mira Sorvino. (:35) ›› “Cocktail” (1988) (CC) ›› “The Three Musketeers” (1993) “Dawn Rider” (2012) (S) (CC) “The 13th Warrior”
“Charles, Your Hangover,” youtu.be/snOq1eCGsM
Sure, go ahead, get drunk — and the next morning, be prepared to face Charles, a chipper jerk in a bow tie who’s going to be “your hangover for the day.” Based on the 2012 short film by filmmakers Tory Stanton and Scott McCabe of Two Trick Pony, this one may scare you into moderation.
“Thingstarter,” www. aboveaverage.com/ watch/thingstarter/ Just because someone starts a Kickstarter campaign to fund something doesn’t mean that thing is something that should be funded — or even exist. This parody series looks at loopy entrepreneurs who need money for such things as gorgeous, handcrafted signs for the homeless and tiny diapers for the tip of a guy’s, er, well, you get the idea.
Sunday, Feb. 2 is Super Bowl Sunday, which means home “tailgate” parties will be breaking out all over America. At the same time, Animal Planet is counterprogramming with its annual canine contest, the “Puppy Bowl” (celebrating its 10th anniversary this year).
Later in the week, on Friday, Feb. 7, is the Opening Ceremony for the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia, so another whole menu might be in order.
Chef Marcela Valladolid of Food Network’s Saturday show “The Kitchen” steps up to answer a few questions to help viewers navigate the challenge of feeding rabid sports fans.
Q: If calories are no object, what’s your optimal menu for a Super Bowl party?
A: It’s all about the wings! I make these amazing chicken wings with an ancho chile glaze and top it with pecans; they are absolutely amazing. Serve them with roasted chipotle baby red potatoes and your favorite tequila cocktail, and everyone will love you.
Q: How about if calories are a concern, but people still want something that tastes good?
A: The taco light is an absolute favorite at my family parties. Marinate a nice piece of skirt steak, put it on the grill, and instead of using a tortilla for the taco, use a fresh piece of butter lettuce. Top with a little avocado and your favorite salsa, and I promise you won’t feel guilty about eating tacos at all.
Q: What’s the best menu for someone who can’t cook but doesn’t just want chips, dip and other prepackaged foods?
A: A meat and cheese board is always a huge success. Serve them on a nice wooden cutting board with sliced fresh baguette and a fig jam, and your life will be easier. You can also ask your guests to each bring something, and you provide the beverage.
Q: Which are the top foods to avoid on a Super Bowl buffet menu and why?
A: Foods that don’t hold up well at room temperature – seafood, for example. It’s best to stick to salads, casseroles, appetizers. Things that need silverware (you need to be able to have food in one hand and a drink in another). Avoid foods that need last-minute assembly.
Q: What are the must-haves?
A: At my house, it’s not a party without tequila. Always make sure there are enough drinks and food for your guests.
Q: Later in the week is the Opening Ceremony for the Sochi Olympics, which take place in Russia. If viewers want to have a Russian-themed party, what do you needs besides vodka?
A: Caviar pairs perfectly with beer. I would highly recommend caviar.
Over six episodes, meet that couple — and everybody knows one — who are perfect for each other and entirely insufferable to everyone else around them. And the best part is, they never, ever realize that.
“The Front Desk,” www. aboveaverage.com/watch/ front-desk/
When one works at the front desk of a hotel, there’s no telling what might walk through the door next. In the most recent episode of this comedy, a physicist convention is in town, and clerk Christopher just might get caught in a time loop with a guest (Scott Adsit).
BY KATE O’HARE
‘The Kitchen’ to go tailgating
“That Couple You Know,” youtu.be/QtdWp6gDd1s
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›››› “A Star Is Born” (1954, Musical) Judy Garland. An actor turns to alcohol as his wife becomes a megastar. (CC)
›››› “Gate of Hell” (1953, Drama) Machiko Kyo.
››› “There’s No Business Like Show Business” (1954) Ethel Merman. (:45) ››› “Desiree” (1954) Marlon Brando, Jean Simmons. Premiere. (:45) ››› “Brigadoon” (1954, Musical) Gene Kelly, Van Johnson. (CC) (:45) “La Strada” (TLC) Bigger & BatterCakeCakeCakeCakeBakery Boss (N) CakeCakeBakery Boss (S) CakeCakeBigger & BatterPopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid19 Kids-Count (TNT) Castle (S) Castle (S) (:01) Castle (S) (:02) Perception(:03) Hawaii Five-0(:03) Law & Order(12:03) Dallas(:03) Law & OrderThe Closer (CC) The Closer (CC) Smallville (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) AdvenRegularStevenAnnoyKing/HillCleveFam GuyRickAmer.Fam GuyChickenAqua SquidFam GuyRickAmer.Fam GuyChickenNTSFSquidCleveKing/HillGumballGumball (TRAV) FoodFoodBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsHotel ImpossibleHotel ImpossibleBizarre FoodsHotel ImpossibleHotel ImpossibleBizarre FoodsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
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(HBO) (5:30) › “Vehicle 19” (2013) ‘R’ (CC) REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S)
›› “Jack the Giant Slayer” (2013) Nicholas Hoult. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Looking (CC) Girls (S) (CC) ››› “The Place Beyond the Pines” (2012, Crime Drama) Ryan Gosling. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:25) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (:25) “National Lampoon’s Dorm Daze 2” (2006) ‘R’ (CC)
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›› “Constantine” (2005, Fantasy) Keanu Reeves. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Lingerie (CC) Girl’s Guide (:05) ›› “Ted” (2012, Comedy) Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
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›› “The Reluctant Fundamentalist” (2012, Drama) Riz Ahmed. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ›› “Lawless” (2012, Crime Drama) Shia LaBeouf. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) “Lust on the Prairie” (2011) Brooklyn Lee. ‘NR’
“The Confidant” (2010) Boris Kodjoe. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:05) ››› “Schultze Gets the Blues” (2003) Horst Krause. ‘PG’ (CC)
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(SPIKE) ››› “Bad Boys” (1995) Martin Lawrence, Will Smith. (S) ››› “The Rock” (1996) Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage. (S) ›› “Broken Arrow” (1996) John Travolta. (S) Jail (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) Face Off Face Off Face Off (N) Opposite WorldsFace Off Opposite Worlds ›› “Alien Tornado” (2012) (CC) ›› “Lightning Strikes” (2009) (CC) PaidPaidPAINPaid (TBN) HistoryPottersBehindJ. MeyerPrincePraisePraise the Lord (CC) ClementBlessedACLJCrefloIsrael: A “The Path of the Wind” (2009, Drama) Worship Miracles AroundWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangCougar Town (N) Big BangConan (N) (CC) Cougar Town (S) Conan (CC) The Office (CC)
›› “Along Came a Spider” (2001) Morgan Freeman, Monica Potter. MarriedMarriedMarriedName Is Earl Engagement Name Is Earl (TCM) (5:00) ›››› “Babette’s Feast”
››› “Lady for a Day” (1933) Warren William, May Robson, Guy Kibbee. (CC)
››› “Cavalcade” (1933, Drama) Diana Wynyard, Clive Brook. (CC)
››› “Little Women” (1933) Katharine Hepburn, Joan Bennett. (CC) (DVS) (:15) ››› “The Story of G.I. Joe” (1945, War) Burgess Meredith. (CC) (:15) ››› “Rebel Without a Cause” (1955) James Dean, Natalie Wood. (CC) (:15) ››› “Bus Stop” (1956) (CC) (TLC) 90 Day Fiance (S) My 600-Lb. Life (S) My 600-Lb. Life (N) Escaping theMy 600-Lb. Life (S) Escaping theMy 600-Lb. Life (S) 90 Day Fiance (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid19 Kids-Count (TNT) Castle (S) Rizzoli & IslesRizzoli & IslesRizzoli & Isles(:03) The Mentalist(:03) The Mentalist(12:03) Dallas(:03) The MentalistLaw & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Smallville “Perry” Smallville “Relic” (TOON) RegularJohnnyUncle AdvenKing/HillCleveAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenNTSFSquidCleveKing/HillGumballGumball
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(HBO) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) ›› “Epic” (2013) Voices of Colin Farrell. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) Now You See Me Girls (S) (CC) Looking (CC) True Detective (S) (CC) True Detective “Seeing Things” (12:05) ››› “Argo” (2012, Historical Drama) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ›› “The Players Club” (1998) LisaRaye. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Saving Face (S) (Off Air) (MAX) “Bourne Legacy” (:40) ››› “Fight Club” (1999, Suspense) Brad Pitt, Edward Norton. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Banshee “Bloodlines” (S) (CC) “Obsession” (2013, Adult) Kiara Diane. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:25) ››› “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” (2004) ›››› “American Beauty” (1999) Kevin Spacey, Thora Birch. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) ››› “Fearless” (1993, Drama) Jeff Bridges, Rosie Perez. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ›› “Fever Pitch” (2005) (CC) (SHOW) (5:20) › “The Double” (2011) ›› “Beauty Shop” (2005, Comedy) Queen Latifah. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “The Perks of Being a Wallflower” (2012) Logan Lerman. ‘PG-13’
››› “Barbershop 2: Back in Business” (2004) Ice Cube. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Afterschool” (2008, Drama) Ezra Miller, Jeremy White. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
Inside Comedy Gigolos (CC)
››› “The Best Man” (1999, ComedyDrama) Taye Diggs. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys” (2002) Kieran Culkin. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints” (2006) (:45) ›› “Far From Home” (1989) Matt Frewer. ‘R’
(:15) ›› “Terminal Velocity” (1994, Action) Charlie Sheen. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:05) ›› “Prefontaine” (1997, Biography) Jared Leto. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (Off Air)“Gentle Ben: Terror on the Mountain” (2003) Dean Cain. (TMC) (5:00) ››› “Do the Right Thing”
in three interlocked tales of mayhem. (CC)
“Scarface” (1983, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Michelle Pfeiffer, Steven Bauer. A Cuban immigrant fights to the top of Miami’s drug trade. (CC)
Thomas Crown Affair” (1999, Suspense)
Brosnan, Rene Russo. (CC)
Program (AP) To Be AnnouncedBeaverBeaverTreehouseTreehouse MstrBeaverBeaverTreehouseTreehouse MstrTo Be AnnouncedBeaverBeaverTreehouseTreehouse MstrOranguEden (BRAVO) Top Chef (CC) Top Chef (CC) Top Chef (CC) Top Chef “Finale” HappensTop Chef “Finale” Top Chef “Finale” Real HousewivesHappensMatchmakerPaidPaidPaidPaidToned Toned (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportAmerican GreedAmer. GreedAmer. GreedMad MoneyAmer. GreedAmer. GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers Morgan LiveAC 360 Later (N)
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(SYFY) Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters (N) Opposite WorldsGhost Hunters (S) Opposite Worlds“Savage Planet” (2006) (CC) ›› “The Land That Time Forgot”PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) Graham ClassicBehindTurningPrincePraisePraise the Lord (CC) GoodDupl’tisMarriageCrefloEasterPraise The Lord: TBN Classics (CC) Israel: TimeWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangMen at Work (N) Big BangConan (N) (CC) Men at Work Conan (CC) The Office (CC) ›› “Disturbia” (2007, Suspense) Shia LaBeouf, David Morse, Sarah Roemer. MarriedMarriedMarriedName Is Earl Engagement Name Is Earl (TCM) (4:30) ››› “Little Big Man” (CC)
›››› “The Best Years of Our Lives” (1946) Fredric March. Three World War II veterans come home. (CC) (DVS)
››› “The Razor’s Edge” (1946, Drama) Tyrone Power, Gene Tierney, Anne Baxter. (CC) ›››› “Notorious” (1946, Suspense) Cary Grant, Ingrid Bergman. (CC) ››› “The Jolson Story” (1946, Biography) Larry Parks, Evelyn Keyes. (:45) ››› “The Green Years” (1946, Drama) (CC) (TLC) Hoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedMy AddictionHoard-BuriedMy AddictionHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid19 Kids-Count (TNT) Castle (S) (CC) Castle (S) (CC) (:01) Castle (CC) (:02) Castle (S) (:03) Hawaii Five-0(:03) The Mentalist(12:03) Dallas(:03) The MentalistNUMB3RS (CC) Law & Order (S) Smallville (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) NinjaGoNinjaGoDragonsRegularKing/HillCleveAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenNTSFSquidCleveKing/HillGumballGumball (TRAV) FoodFoodBizarre FoodsToy HntrBack. AuctionAuctionDangerous Gr.Toy HntrBack. AuctionAuctionDangerous Gr.Bizarre FoodsGrill-ProPaidPaidPaidPaidGrill-Pro (TRUTV) PawnPawnPawnPawnRepoRepoOperation Repo (N) RepoRepoPawnPawnRepoRepoOperation RepoRepoRepoBlack GoldJailPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Raymond Raymond The Exes (N) Kirstie (N) The ExesKirstie (CC) King of Queens King of Queens The ExesKirstie (CC) King of Queens King of Queens Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Happily Divorced Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “Chasing Ghosts” (S) Modern Family Modern Family Psych “Cog Blocked” (N)
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››› “Notes on a Scandal” (2006) Cate Blanchett. (:35) ›› “The Revenant” (2009, Comedy) David Anders. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ››› “The Paper” (1994, Drama) Michael Keaton. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Music (MAX) (:10) › “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” (2012) Benjamin Walker. (S) ‘R’ Banshee “Bloodlines” (S) (CC)
(HBO) (4:45) Mildred Pierce (CC) Looking (CC) Looking (CC) Looking (CC) Girls (S) (CC) True Detective (S) (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Girls (S) (CC) Looking (CC)
››› “Men of Honor” (2000, Drama) Robert De Niro. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Black Widow” (1987, Suspense) Debra Winger. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Revo Road” (SHOW) (5:30) LT: The Life and Times (S) (CC) Best, Boxing Inside the NFL (N) (CC) 60 Minutes Sports (N) (S) (CC) Inside the NFL (S) (CC) 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC)
›› “Savages” (2012) Taylor Kitsch. Three pot growers go to war against a Mexican drug cartel. (:25) Lingerie (S) Confidential (:35) Banshee “Bloodlines” (CC)
›› “Soul Plane” (2004) Kevin Hart. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ ›› “Man on a Ledge” (2012) Sam Worthington. (CC) (:15) ››› “Quiz Show” (1994, Docudrama) John Turturro, Rob Morrow. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Mr. Destiny” (TMC) “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” (2011)
› “Love Ranch” (2010, Drama) Helen Mirren, Joe Pesci. Premiere. ‘R’
›› “The Look of Love” (2013, Biography) Steve Coogan. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
›› “Wicker Park” (2004, Suspense) Josh Hartnett. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
“Father Knows Breast” (2013, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
››› “Intimate Strangers” (2004) Fabrice Luchini. ‘R’
(:15) › “Loosies” (2011) Peter Facinelli. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Labyrinth”
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(FAM) ›› “Miss Congeniality” (2000)
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›››› “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?” (1966) Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton. (CC) ››› “Georgy Girl” (1966) James Mason, Lynn Redgrave. (CC) ››› “Morgan!” (1966) Vanessa Redgrave. Premiere.
(:15) ›››› “A Man and a Woman” (1966, Romance) Anouk Aimée. (:15) ››› “The Shop on Main Street” (1965, Drama) Josef Kroner, Ida Kaminska. “Night Fall” (TLC) Welcome to Myrtle HoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyWelcome to Myrtle HoneyHoneyWelcome to Myrtle HoneyHoneyWelcome to Myrtle PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid19 Kids-Count (TNT) NBA Tip-Off (CC) NBA Basketball: Spurs at Nets
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(HBO) (5:45) Mildred Pierce (CC) Girls (S) (CC) Looking (CC)
›› “The Incredible Burt Wonderstone” (2013) Steve Carell. ‘PG-13’ (CC) Katie Morgan Cathouse True Detective (S) (CC) ››› “Shaun of the Dead” (2004) Simon Pegg. ‘R’ (CC)
(:45) ››› “Heist” (2001, Crime Drama) Gene Hackman. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) › “An American Werewolf in Paris” (1997) Tom Everett Scott. (S) ‘R’ “Odd II” (MAX) (5:20) ›› “For a Good Time, Call...” (6:50) ›› “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows” (2011) Robert Downey Jr.
›› “Battleship” (2012, Science Fiction) Taylor Kitsch. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Girl’s Guide (:45) Lingerie (S)
(12:15) ›› “The Transporter
2” (2005) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:45) “Pleasure Spa” (2013, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:05) ›› “John Carpenter’s Vampires” (1998) James Woods. ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Wedding Date” (2005) (SHOW) ››› “Lincoln” (2012, Historical Drama) Daniel DayLewis, Sally Field. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Billy Joel: A Matter of Trust - The Bridge to Russia (CC)
Gigolos (N) (S) “Aroused” (2013) ‘NR’ (CC) (:40) Gigolos (S)
(12:10) The Sex Awards (S) (CC)
“National Lampoon’s Dirty Movie” (2011) (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) ›› “A Simple Twist of Fate” (1994) Steve Martin. ‘PG-13’ (CC) › “Knife Fight” (2012) Rob Lowe. (TMC) (5:00) “Being John Malkovich” (1999) ››› “Carlito’s Way” (1993, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Sean Penn. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Carlito’s Way: Rise to Power” (2005) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) › “The Cold Light of Day” (2012) Henry Cavill. (S) (:40) ›› “On the Road” (2012, Drama) Garrett Hedlund, Sam Riley, Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Orchids: My Intersex Adventure” (S) (Off Air)“Rain Fall” (2009, Action) Kippei Shiina. ‘R’ (CC)
MstrBig CatBig Cat (BRAVO) Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.To Be AnnouncedBlood, SweatShahs of SunsetMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerPaidPaidPaidPaid100-Summer (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportAmerican GreedAmerican GreedAmerican GreedMad MoneyAmerican GreedAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorld ExchangeSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers Morgan LiveCrossfireUnguardAnthony Bourd.Anderson CooperCrossfireUnguardAnthony Bourd.Piers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperAnthony Bourd.New Day Saturday (COM) ColbertDailyFturamaFturamaKeyKeyTosh.0Tosh.0South PkSouth Pk ›› “American Pie 2” (2001) (CC) ›› “Jackass: The Movie” (2002) Amy Amy PaidPaidPaidPaid
(DISC) Gold Rush (CC) Gold Rush (CC) Gold Rush: Pay Bering Sea GoldGold Rush: Pay Bering Sea GoldGold Rush (CC) Gold Rush (CC) Grill-ProPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) DogGravity ››› “The Muppets” (2011) (S) (CC) AustinLiv-Mad.AustinANT AustinANT AustinShake ItJessie ›› “Jumping Ship” (2001) PhineasDeckFish PhineasOctoHenry (E!) E! News (N) Demi Lovato: BeFashion Police (N) Fashion PoliceChelseaE! News ChelseaFashion PoliceChelseaSoupDemi Lovato: BePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) NBA Basketball: Trail Blazers at Pacers NBA Basketball: Timberwolves at Pelicans SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) NBA Basketball SportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Hey Rookie, Welcome/NFL Boxing Friday Night Fights. (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)
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(FAM) “The Mummy” ›› “The Mummy Returns” (2001) Brendan Fraser. The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePrincePrincePaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPAINPaidPaidPaid
(FNC) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) The Kelly File (N) Hannity (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) The Kelly FileHannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren Red Eye (N) The Five Hannity FOX and Friends Saturday (N)
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