By George Dickie © Zap2it
In case you haven’t heard, there’s a big football game down in New Orleans on Sunday.
That’s highly unlikely, especially if you’re a viewer of CBS, which for the past week has put on an all-out blitz of programming related to Super Bowl XLVII from the Big Easy. The eye network has deployed its news, sports and entertainment divisions at what it’s dubbed CBS Super Bowl Park at Jackson Square in the French Quarter, offering reports on what’s been happening there the past week, ranging from night life and celebrities in New Orleans to the recovery from 2005’s Hurricane Katrina and, of course, what the teams involved have been up to.
So by now, you should be up to speed on all things New Orleans.
As for the game itself, the clash between the Baltimore Ravens and San Francisco 49ers airs the evening of Sunday, Feb. 3, from the Mercedes-Benz Superdome, with Jim Nantz and Phil Simms on the call for CBS.
The broadcast day from New Orleans begins with “Face the Nation,” followed by three specials, “Road to the Super Bowl,” an NFL Films montage of the sights and sounds of the 2012 season; “New Orleans: Let the Good Times Roll,” in which host Wynton Marsalis takes a musical tour of the city; and “Phil Simms All-Iron Team: Super Bowl Edition,” in which Simms and Nantz highlight some of the greatest moments in Super Bowl history.
Then in midafternoon, the game is the thing with the pregame show “The Super Bowl Today,” in which host Greg Gumbel and analysts James Brown, Dan Marino, Boomer Esiason, Shannon Sharpe and Bill Cowher give their takes on what to expect. That takes viewers up to kickoff.
Add in such technological advances as super-high-speed cameras and split-screen mosaics that can offer up to six different camera angles on a single screen, and it’s clear CBS is going all out for the occasion.
“It is a special event. We know that,” says Simms at a recent event for media at the CBS Broadcast Center in New York.
Simms, who will be doing his seventh Super Bowl call Sunday, won two Super Bowls as the quarterback of the New York Giants. He recalls his first title game as a player, against the Denver Broncos in 1987.
“It’s a great moment. It’s the greatest thing you can do as an athlete, I think,” he says. “You stand there (in the tunnel during introductions), and you wait, and you go, ‘Wow, this is everything I thought it was going to be.’
“And I was really loving that moment,” he says. “And I’m standing there saying, ‘Boy, this is great, this is great,’ and then next to me one of my starting offensive linemen was crying. I’m like, ‘Wow, that’s a little extreme.’ And I look around and another offensive lineman was behind me throwing up. And I thought, ‘My God. Here’s the biggest moment of my life, and we’re choking to death.’ ”
Simms, however, was determined not to let nerves get the better of him.
“I knew all the things that everybody has always said about the Super Bowl, quarterbacks who said, ‘Oh, I couldn’t settle down until the second quarter,’ ” he says. “And I just remember always thinking, ‘If I play in the Super Bowl, I am not going to be nervous because I’m not going to waste that time.’ And I remember getting in the huddle, running the play.
“About the third play, I’m in the huddle, and I’m getting ready to call the play, and I’m looking and everybody was heaving, like hyperventilating. And I went, ‘Oh, my gosh, you guys! I can’t be-
lieve this.’ And I remember walking to the line of scrimmage getting ready to go underneath the center and seeing the Denver Broncos defense and every one of them was hyperventilating. So I said, ‘OK, good, everybody’s choking. We’ll be OK.’ ”
And they were. After falling behind in the first half, the Giants dominated the game’s final 30 minutes to win, 39-20. Simms took game MVP honors.
A key to any game call is the broadcast partners’ chemistry. Anyone who has ever watched a CBS game knows Nantz and Simms have it in spades. Nantz, who will be calling his fifth Super Bowl Sunday, recalls when he realized his partnership with Simms would work.
It was a San Francisco 49ersPhiladelphia Eagles preseason game in 2004, and Nantz says, “CBS kind of looked at it as a practice game. And the network, (CBS Sports Chairman) Sean McManus specifically, was really excited about the pairing. ... We walked out of the booth that day, and I thought, ‘Man, this was so easy.’ The rapport was just natural, and everybody was just ecstatic. When they got the feedback, I could tell Sean was really pleased with what he had constructed.
“And that first season felt so smooth, and the second season felt even better and easier. And the next year felt better and easier. I can really honestly say I feel that. I don’t know if the viewer ... at home can tell the difference, but I feel it.
“The short of it is we just enjoy each other’s company. We have a lot of fun. We’re playful with each other. We’re not afraid to (kid each other). It’s not vicious; it’s not mean-spirited. It’s playful. And it’s two buddies watching a football game, and that’s a good feeling.”
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Tuesday 4:00 p.m. (MSC) Sonic Generations of Skate
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10:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota
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9:30 a.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive
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12:00 p.m. (MSC) Women’s College Oklahoma at West Virginia. (Live)
1:00 p.m. (ESPN) Marquette at Louisville. (Live)
2:00 p.m. (MSC) Women’s College Arkansas at Mississippi State. (Live)
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
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9:30 a.m. (MSC) Gopher Basketball With Tubby Smith
10:00 a.m. (MSC) Colorado at Utah.
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Oregon at California.
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Notre Dame at Syracuse. (Live) (ESPN2) Women’s College
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8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Texas at West Virginia. (Live) (ESPN2) Women’s College
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12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight
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(MSC) Portland Trail Blazers at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis. (Same-day Tape)
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College Basketball Live (Live)
1:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
Tuesday
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Portland Trail Blazers at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Portland Trail Blazers at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Florida at Arkansas. (Live) (ESPN2) Villanova at DePaul. (Live)
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Basketball With Tubby Smith
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Ohio State at Michigan. (Live) (ESPN2) NBA Coast to Coast Live look-ins to games across the league, plus highlights, analysis and NBA news and information. (Live)
11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
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2:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight
Wednesday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones
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6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baylor at Oklahoma State. (Live) (ESPN2) Marquette at South Florida. (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
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8:00 p.m. (ESPN) (MSC) San Antonio Spurs at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive
10:30 p.m. (ESPN2) College Basketball Live (Live) (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live) (MSC) San Antonio Spurs at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (MSC) Wolves Weekly
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) San Antonio Spurs at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.
Thursday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) San Antonio Spurs at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
12:00 p.m. (MSC) San Antonio Spurs at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.
1:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
4:30 p.m. (MSC) Courtside
Jones
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2)
Teams TBA. (Live) (TNT) NBA Tip-Off
7:00 p.m. (TNT) Los Angeles Lakers at Boston Celtics. From TD Garden in Boston. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2)
Teams TBA. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (TNT) Chicago Bulls at Denver Nuggets. From the Pepsi Center in Denver. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) St. Mary’s at Santa Clara. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College
Basketball Live (Live) (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)
2:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College
Basketball Live
Friday
6:30 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown (Live) (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Chicago Bulls at Utah Jazz. From EnergySolutions Arena in Salt Lake City. (Same-day Tape)
Saturday
6:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight
10:00 a.m. (ESPN) College
GameDay (Live)
11:00 a.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2)
Teams TBA. (Live)
11:30 a.m. _ 75 Years of NCAA March Madness
12:00 p.m. _ Mississippi at Missouri. (Live)
1:00 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2)
Teams TBA. (Live)
2:00 p.m. (MSC) Women’s College West Virginia at Kansas. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live) (ESPN2) Valparaiso at Cleveland State. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (MSC) South Dakota State at Oakland. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Friday Night
Fights. David Lemeiux vs. Jose Miguel Torres. From Montreal. (Live)
Saturday
8:00 p.m. (SHOW) Danny Garcia vs. Zab Judah. Garcia vs. Judah, WBA Super World light welterweight title and WBC light welterweight title. (Live)
Sunday
7:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
9:00 a.m. (ESPN) Sunday NFL Countdown From New Orleans. (Live)
10:00 a.m. _ Road to the Super Bowl
11:00 a.m. _ New Orleans: Let the Good Times Roll
12:00 p.m. _ Phil Simms AllIron Team: Super Bowl Edition
1:00 p.m. _ The Super Bowl
Today From the MercedesBenz Superdome in New Orleans. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College
Football All-Star Challenge
5:00 p.m. _ Kickoff Show From the Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans. (Live)
5:25 p.m. _ Super Bowl
XLVII Baltimore Ravens vs. San Francisco 49ers. Ravens coach John Harbaugh will face his brother Jim, coach of the 49ers, when the two meet in Super Bowl XLVII. The 49ers, led by QB Colin Kaepernick, look for a record-tying sixth Super Bowl title. From the Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime Trey Wingo, Tim Hasselbeck and Merril Hoge. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime Trey Wingo, Tim Hasselbeck and Merril Hoge.
Monday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime Trey Wingo, Tim Hasselbeck and Merril Hoge.
2:30 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live
(Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32
(Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Los Angeles Clippers at Miami Heat. From the AmericanAirlines Arena in Miami. (Live)
(MSC) New York Knicks at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (ESPN) Chicago Bulls at Utah Jazz. From EnergySolutions Arena in Salt Lake City. (Live)
(MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Basketball With Tubby Smith
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
(MSC) New York Knicks at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College
Basketball Live (Live)
1:30 a.m. (MSC) Gopher Basketball With Tubby Smith
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Los Angeles Clippers at Miami Heat. From the AmericanAirlines Arena in Miami.
5:00 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) College GameDay (Live) (ESPN2) LSU at Alabama. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Illinois State at Creighton. (Live)
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College
Basketball Live (Live)
11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
4:00 a.m. (MSC) South Dakota State at Oakland.
Sunday
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) Chris Paul PBA League All-Stars. From Los Angeles.
Sunday
4:00 a.m. (MSC) Golden Boy
Live - Frankie Gomez vs. Lanard Lane. From Las Vegas, NV.
Friday
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Pacquiao vs. Marquez 4
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
Thursday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Mike and Mike’s Best of the NFL Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic discuss NFL action from the previous week’s games.
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
Friday
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
10:45 p.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
Saturday
7:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
4:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Mike and Mike’s Best of the NFL Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic discuss NFL action from the previous week’s games.
5:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Hey Rookie, Welcome to the NFL (Part I) From Mount Laurel, N.J. GOLF
Sunday
7:00 a.m. (GOLF) Omega Dubai Desert Classic, Final Round. Players expected to compete include Lee Westwood and Sergio Garcia. From United Arab Emirates.
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Waste Management Phoenix Open, Final Round. From TPC Scottsdale in Scottsdale, Ariz. (Live)
2:00 p.m. + Waste Management Phoenix Open, Final Round. From TPC Scottsdale in Scottsdale, Ariz. (Live) (GOLF) Waste Management Phoenix Open, Spotlight Coverage. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty Bubba Watson reflects on growing up in a small town in the deep south.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
Tuesday
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) Mike and Mike’s Best of the NFL Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic discuss NFL action from the previous week’s games.
(ESPN2) College Football Live (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live
(Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32
(Live)
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Mike and Mike’s Best of the NFL Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic discuss NFL action from the previous week’s games.
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
Wednesday
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live
(Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32
(Live)
8:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
10:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Waste Management Phoenix Open, Final Round. From TPC Scottsdale in Scottsdale, Ariz.
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Omega Dubai Desert Classic, Final Round. Players expected to compete include Lee Westwood and Sergio Garcia. From United Arab Emirates.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Monday
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Waste Management Phoenix Open, Final Round. From TPC Scottsdale in Scottsdale, Ariz.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty David Feherty and actor Samuel L. Jackson discuss a range of topics.
9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty David Feherty and Gary McCord share golf stories and laughs.
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty David Feherty and Gary McCord share golf stories and laughs.
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Tuesday
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty David Feherty and actor Samuel L. Jackson discuss a range of topics.
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Omega Dubai Desert Classic, Final Round. Players expected to compete include Lee Westwood and Sergio Garcia. From United Arab Emirates.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions
Tour Learning Center
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am, Final Round. From Pebble Beach, Calif.
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am, Final Round. From Pebble Beach, Calif.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Wednesday
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty David Feherty and Gary McCord share golf stories and laughs.
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions
Tour Learning Center
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) U.S. Open Golf Highlights Tom Watson holes a chip on the 17th hole.
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) U.S. Open Golf Highlights Tiger Woods wins the event at Pebble Beach.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) European Tour Weekly Highlights and previews of the European Golf Tour.
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) On the Range
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
9:00 p.m. (GOLF) U.S. Open Golf Highlights Tom Watson holes a chip on the 17th hole.
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) On the Range
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Thursday
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Joburg Open, First Round. From Johannesburg, South Africa. (Taped)
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am, First Round. From Pebble Beach, Calif. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am, First Round. From Pebble Beach, Calif.
8:30 p.m. (GOLF) AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am, First Round. From Pebble Beach, Calif.
11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole
12:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole 1:30
(GOLF) Golf Central
(GOLF) 19th Hole
(GOLF) 19th Hole
(GOLF) Golf Central Friday
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Joburg Open, Second Round. From Johannesburg, South Africa. (Taped)
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am, Second Round. From Pebble Beach, Calif. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Allianz Championship, First Round. From Boca Raton, Fla. (Taped)
7:30 p.m. (GOLF) AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am, Second Round. From Pebble Beach, Calif.
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole
11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Allianz Championship, First Round. From Boca Raton, Fla.
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
4:30 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Saturday
8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Joburg Open, Third Round. From Johannesburg, South Africa. (Taped)
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am, Third Round. From Pebble Beach, Calif. (Live)
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Pregame (Live)
2:00 p.m. _ AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am, Third Round. From Pebble Beach, Calif. (Live) (GOLF) Greatest Game Ever Played
4:30 p.m. (GOLF) Top 10
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Allianz Championship, Second Round. From Boca Raton, Fla. (Taped)
8:30 p.m. (GOLF) AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am, Third Round. From Pebble Beach, Calif.
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Allianz Championship, Second Round. From Boca Raton, Fla.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Sunday
5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Women’s College Auburn at Florida. (Taped)
Sunday
11:30 a.m. + Pittsburgh Penguins at Washington Capitals. From Verizon Center in Washington, D.C. (Live)
1:00 a.m. (MSC) UMass-Lowell at Merrimack.
2:30 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at Anaheim Ducks. From the Honda Center in Anaheim, Calif.
1:00 a.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild
1:30 a.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild
Wednesday
10:30 a.m. (MSC) San Antonio Rampage at Houston Aeros.
1:30 p.m. (MSC) San Antonio Rampage at Houston Aeros.
Thursday
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Vancouver Canucks at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Vancouver Canucks at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.
Friday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wild Live
2:30 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota at St. Cloud State. (Same-day Tape)
MARTIAL ARTS
Sunday
9:00 p.m. (MSC) The Best of Pride
Monday
4:30 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider Behind-the-scenes of the Ultimate Fighting Championship.
Tuesday
5:00 p.m. (MSC) The Best of Pride
8:00 p.m. (FX) The Ultimate Fighter A fighter responds after being called out; coach
Sonnen gives advice to a fighter.
Wednesday
4:00 p.m. (MSC) The Best of Pride
6:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider
1:00 a.m. (FX) The Ultimate Fighter A fighter responds after being called out; coach Sonnen gives advice to a fighter.
Thursday
5:00 p.m. (MSC) The Best of Pride
6:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Primetime
9:00 p.m. (SPIKE) Bellator MMA Live The world’s top fighters take part in this tournament. (Live)
11:00 p.m. (SPIKE) Bellator MMA Live The world’s top fighters take part in this tournament.
Saturday
10:00 a.m. (FX) UFC Primetime
1:00 a.m. (FX) UFC Primetime
Sunday 7:30 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads
a.m. (MSC) Jason Mitchell
a.m. (MSC) Keyes Out-
12:00 p.m. + Fishing Major League. From Chautauqua Lake, N.Y. (Taped) (MSC) Sportsman’s Journal
1:00 p.m. (MSC) Lund the Ultimate Fishing Experience
1:30 p.m. (MSC) Fishing With Joe Bucher
6:30 p.m. + Minnesota Bound
Saturday
3:00 p.m. + USA Sevens. From Las Vegas. (Live)
Sunday
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show Highlighting the best Premiership action of the week.
Monday
2:00 p.m. (MSC) English Premier League Soccer
Tuesday
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show Highlighting the best Premiership action of the week.
Wednesday
1:55 p.m. (ESPN2) International Friendly: France vs. Germany. From Paris. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) International Soccer Pre-Match (Live)
8:30 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 FIFA World Cup Qualifier: Teams TBA. (Live)
Friday
6:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Magazine
Saturday
6:30 a.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer Tottenham Hotspur FC vs Newcastle United FC. From White Hart Lane in London, England. (Live)
Sunday
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Champions Series: Las Vegas. Agassi vs. Courier. (Taped)
Sunday
Monday 7:00 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild
p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)
p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at Phoenix Coyotes. From Jobing.com Arena in Glendale, Ariz. (Live)
(MSC) Wild Live
(MSC) Becoming
(MSC) Minnesota Wild at Phoenix Coyotes. From Jobing.com Arena in Glendale, Ariz. 7:00 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild
a.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild
a.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild
a.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Vancouver Canucks at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Vancouver Canucks at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.
Saturday
p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live) 7:00 p.m. (MSC) Nashville Predators at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn. (Live)
p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live) 12:00 a.m. (MSC) Nashville Predators at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.
Monday 6:30 p.m. (MSC) We Love It Outdoors
Thursday
8:30 a.m. (MSC) We Love It
p.m. (MSC) Back Roads
a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Angling Edge
a.m. (MSC) Waters and
(MSC) Midwest Out-
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads
8:30 a.m. (MSC) Musky Hunter
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Waters and Woods
9:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Angling Edge
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Fishing the Midwest 11:30 a.m. (MSC) Fishing With Joe Bucher
1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) New Balance Indoor Grand Prix. From Boston. (Taped)
Sunday
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.
Monday
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.
Thursday
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.
Saturday
1:00 p.m. + Skiing USSA Visa Freestyle International. From Deer Valley, Utah. (Taped)
2:00 p.m. + FIS Alpine Skiing World Championships. From Schladming, Austria. (Taped)
Saturday 10:30 a.m. 7 WWE Saturday Morning Slam
Samuel L. Jackson, Kevin Spacey, David Morse. (CC)
the Dragon” (1973) Bruce Lee, John Saxon, Jim Kelly. (CC)
Sematary” (1989, Horror) Dale Midkiff, Fred Gwynne. (CC)
Track and Field New Balance Indoor Grand Prix. From Boston. (Taped) College Football All-Star Challenge SportsCenter Women’s College Gymnastics
“Christine” (1983, Horror) Keith Gordon, John Stockwell. (CC) The Walking Dead Rick emerges from a coma. (CC) The Walking Dead “Guts” (CC) The Walking Dead (CC) (AP) WeirdWeirdDogs 101 (CC) Cats 101 “Kittens” Dogs 101 (CC) America’s-PetCutest DogToo Cute! (CC) Too Cute! (CC) Puppy Bowl IX (N) (S) Puppy Bowl IX (S) (BRAVO) MatchmMatchmakerKathy Top Chef: SeattleTop Chef: SeattleShahs of SunsetShahs of SunsetHousewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Atlanta (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidCook PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCook PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) Early GuptaSaturday MorningState of the UnionFareed ZakariaReliable SourcesState of the UnionFareed ZakariaNext ListNewsr’mYour Money (N) CNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN Newsroom (COM) PaidPaidComedy ›› “Wayne’s World” (1992) (CC) ›› “Major League” (1989) Tom Berenger. (CC) ›› “Idiocracy” (2006) Luke Wilson. ›› “Balls of Fury” (2007) Dan Fogler. ›› “The House Bunny” (2008) (CC) (DISC) PaidYoussefOsteenIn TouchAfrica “Cape” (S) Bering Sea GoldGold Rush - The Gold Rush (CC) Ext. SmugglingPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyExt. SmugglingAmish Mafia (S) Amish Mafia (S) (DISN) Doc MickeyPiratesSofiaPhineasPhineasANT JessieJessieJessieAustinAustin ››› “Camp Rock” (2008) (S) (CC) › “Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam” (S) ›› “High School Musical” (2006) (S) (E!) E! News (N) E Spec.E! NewsSoupFashion PoliceChasing Chasing Chasing Kourtney-KimKourtney-KimKourtney-KimE! SpecialE! SpecialKourtney-KimKourtney-Kim (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) Sunday NFL Countdown From New Orleans. (N) (Live) (CC) College Basketball PBA Bowling StrongStrong (ESPN2) (5:00) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N) (Live) (CC) Outside Lines Spo. Reporters First Take (N) (S Live) (CC)
(EWTN) ChapletRosaryDaily MassLitanyBkmrkVaticanoSaintsApo.RosaryDaily MassLitanyIn Concert (CC) ChurchChapletRosaryCatholic.Holy Wd.FaithRuptureDevoCrossing (FAM) Boy...Boy...“Cinderella Story” ›› “Bring It On: All or Nothing” › “Bring It On Again” (2004, Comedy) ››› “Bring It On: In It to Win It” ›› “Bring It On: Fight to the Finish”“Bring It On”
(FNC) FOX and Friends Sunday (N) News HQHousecall (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace Journal Editorial FOX News America’s News Headquarters (N) FOX
Intl (HIST) Modern MarvelsQuest for the Lost Ark (CC) Holy Grail in America (CC) Indiana Jones and the Ultimate QuestNazi Titanic (CC) The Godfather Legacy (CC) American Pickers (LIFE) In Touch SchullerJereOsteenPaidChrisChrisSupernannySupernanny“Last Exit” (2006) Kathleen Robertson.
on the 13th Floor” (2012) (CC) “The Wife He Met Online” (2012) (CC) (NBCSN) FisherOutdoorB. DanceParkerAlaskaSportFishingFishingFLW OutdoorsGame TBARacerTVRacerTVSkiing (Taped) Game TBATo Be AnnouncedTo Be Announced (NICK) ParentsParentsRangersSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.TurtlesKung FuKung FuVictoWinxSponge.ParentsParentsSponge.VictoVictoMarvinMarvinNinjasSponge.Sponge. (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidRestoreRestoreRestoreRestoreBar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) (SYFY) DefrostPaidDefrostCook “Prey” (2007) Bridget Moynahan. (CC) ›› “The Golden Compass” (2007) (CC) ›› “Nutty Professor II: The Klumps” ››› “Edward Scissorhands” (1990) (CC) “Land of the Lost” (TBN) PurvisThe PhillipsTouchFranklinJereRhemaWinningMiracleRedeemLoveIn TouchPowerWrittenConleyChangeKing IsFranklinJ. HageeMarriagePrinceG. JakesJ. Meyer (TBS) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Cougar Town (S) Cougar Town (S) Cougar Town (S) Cougar Town (S) › “Fool’s Gold” (2008, Action) Matthew McConaughey, Kate Hudson. (CC)
›› “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past” (2009) Matthew McConaughey.
››› “Something’s Gotta Give” (2003) Jack Nicholson, Diane Keaton, Keanu Reeves. (CC)
›› “Sex and the City 2” (2010) Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall. (CC) (TCM) (5:30) ›››› “A Streetcar Named Desire” (1951, Drama) Marlon Brando. Tales: Warner Brothers Lot
››› “Rebel Without a Cause” (1955) James Dean, Natalie Wood. (CC) (:15) ››› “The Nun’s Story” (1959) Audrey Hepburn. A nun finds her work cut out for her in the Belgian Congo.
››› “Mister Roberts” (1955) Henry Fonda. Ensign and cargo officer suffer nit-picking captain.
››› “Auntie Mame” (1958) Rosalind Russell. (CC) (TLC) Dr. Fred PricePaidPaidRandy RescueRandy RescueRandy RescueSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesGypsy Wedding Gypsy WeddingGypsy Wedding (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) DragonsNinjaGoBeyPokeBen 10StarLanternJusticePokePokePokePoke“Pokémon: Just” PokeJohnnyJohnnyJohnnyJohnnyLegendsLegends ›› “Planet 51” (TRAV) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumOff Limits (CC) The LayoverHotel ImpossibleSuper BowlTailgate ParadiseDeep Fried Para.Hamburger Parad.Hot Dog ParadisePizza Paradise 2Sandwich Paradise (TRUTV) PaidCook PaidPaidPaidPaidBlack GoldBlack GoldBlack GoldWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest... (TVLAND) (:12) Roseanne “Homecoming” (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S)
Cleveland Cleveland Happily Divorced Happily Divorced Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) Cook Safe JeremiahAtmosphere Joel Osteen Suits “Zane vs. Zane”
NCIS “Sub Rosa” (S) (CC)
NCIS “Marine Down” (S) (CC)
NCIS “Deception” (S) (CC)
NCIS “Ravenous” (S) (CC)
NCIS Marine is attacked in his home.
NCIS “Designated Target” (S) (CC) NCIS A survivalist is wanted. (CC) NCIS A girl is kidnapped. (S) (CC) NCIS “Defiance” (S) (CC) (WGN-A) PaidFactsDavidBeyondPaidPaidPaidPaid ›› “The Human Stain” (2003) (CC)
›› “Mindhunters” (2004) LL Cool J. ›› “Charlotte Gray” (2001) Cate Blanchett. Funny VideosBloopers PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) (5:15) › “The Haunting” (1999) (:15) › “Red Riding Hood” (2011, Horror) Amanda Seyfried. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Picture Paris (S) ›› “Purple Violets” (2007, Romance) Selma Blair. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
› “Wrath of the Titans” (2012) Sam Worthington. (CC)
(:15) Real Time With Bill Maher (S)
(:15) ››› “Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close”
(2011) Tom Hanks. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
› “Red Riding Hood” (2011) Amanda Seyfried. (S) ‘PG-13’ (MAX) (5:40) ››› “The Tree of Life” (2011, Drama) Brad Pitt. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” (2011) Daniel Radcliffe.
(:10) ›› “In Time” (2011, Science Fiction) Justin Timberlake. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “American Dreamz” (2006) Hugh Grant, Dennis Quaid. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(1:50) › “Virus” (1999) Jamie Lee Curtis. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Meet the Fockers” (2004, Comedy) Robert De Niro. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Alien vs P” (SHOW) (5:00) ›› “Touchback” Inside the NFL (S) (CC) ›› “Vanity Fair” (2004, Drama) Reese Witherspoon, Eileen Atkins. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:20) › “I Don’t Know How She Does It” (2011) ‘PG-13’ (11:50) ›› “Die Another Day” (2002, Action) Pierce Brosnan. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:05) ››› “Ransom” (1996, Suspense) Mel Gibson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ›› “Faster” (2010, Action) Dwayne Johnson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) ›› “Barnyard: The Original Party
SUNDAY EVENING FEBRUARY 3, 2013
(Live) (CC)
WDSE NOVA Charles Lindbergh’s baby. Masterpiece Classic (S) (CC)
Classic (N)
“The Deductionist” (N)
Bowl IX (S) (BRAVO) Atlanta ›› “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” (2003) Housewives/Atl.Shahs of Sunset ›› “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” (2003)
(CNBC) PrincessOn Marijuana: IndustryMarijuana USAAmerican Greed60 Minutes onDeath: It’s a LivingAmerican GreedPaidPaidAmerican GreedWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) CNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0A. Jeselnik: Ca.Work.KrollSouth PkSouth PkThe Tosh.0Work.KrollSunnySunnyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Amish Mafia (S) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) Amish Mafia (S) Amish Mafia (S) MythBusters (CC) Amish Mafia (S) MythBusters (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCreflo (DISN) ›› “High School Musical 2” (2007) ANT JessieDogANT AustinGood WizardsWizardsDeckDeckGood “The Poof Point” (2001) (S) DeckDeckFish PhineasGaspard Octo (E!) Kourtney-KimChasing Chasing Kourtney-KimChasing Kourtney-KimChasing ChelseaSoupLove Kourtney-KimChelseaSoupLove PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) StrongStrongStrongStrongStrongest ManSportCtrNFL PrimeTime (N) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) NFL PrimeTimeSportsCenter (CC) SportsCenter (CC) SportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) Gymnastics 30 for 30 (CC) 30 for 30 (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) 30 for 30 (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) World Series of Poker - Europe Final Table. From Cannes, France. (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N)
(EWTN) World Over LiveSunday PrimeG.K.RosaryFranciscan Univ.God BkmrkDaily MassLitanyDevoSunday PrimeProvidePillarsWrksReliBkmrkFamily Vatican Crossing (FAM) “Bring It On” ››› “Home
NannyNannyFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsSee Dad(:45) George LopezGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearFull H’seFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) EntouEntouPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “Land of the Lost”
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››› “The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian” (2008) ››› “Edward Scissorhands” (1990) (CC) ›› “Nutty Professor II: The Klumps” ›› “The Land That Time Forgot”ZonePaidPaid (TBN) YoussefBlessedOsteenKerryBelieverCrefloPraise the Lord (CC) Early Years ofBibleThe WellPraise the Lord (CC) Not a HeritageIsrael: TimeWorshipWom (TBS) (4:00) ›› “Sex and the City 2”
›› “The Bucket List” (2007) Jack Nicholson, Morgan Freeman. (CC) (DVS) ›› “The Holiday” (2006, Romance-Comedy) Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet, Jude Law. (CC) (:40) ›› “The Bucket List” (2007) Jack Nicholson. (CC) (DVS) (:40) ›› “The Holiday” (2006) Cameron Diaz. Two women from different countries swap homes at Christmas. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:30) ››› “Auntie Mame” ››› “The Music Man” (1962) Robert Preston. A glib traveling salesman works his charm on an Iowa town. (CC)
›››› “My Fair Lady” (1964) Audrey Hepburn. Professor Henry Higgins bets he can refine cockney Eliza Doolittle.
››› “Wait Until Dark” (1967) Audrey Hepburn, Alan Arkin. (CC)
›››› “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?” (1966) Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton. (CC) “East of Eden” (TLC) Gypsy WeddingTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedPaidPaidCook PaidPaidPaid19 Kids19 Kids
(TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Smallville “Fragile” (TOON) (5:00) “Planet 51”IncredLooneyOblongsKing/HillKing/HillCleveFam GuyFam GuyChickenMetalChina, ILCleveFam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua MetalOblongsKing/HillKing/HillLooneyAlmost (TRAV) Food TruckBbq Paradise 2: Deep-ExtraMan v. Food (CC) FoodFoodDeep-ExtraMan v. Food (CC) FoodFoodBbq Paradise 2: PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) JokersJokersJokersJokersJokersJokersJokersJokersWorld’s Dumbest...JokersJokersJokersJokersJokersJokersWorld’s Dumbest...PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Cleveland Cleveland ’70s Show ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (:43) Home Improvement (CC) Home Improve. Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “Missing” (S) (CC) NCIS “See No Evil” (S) (CC) NCIS “Good Wives Club” (S) (CC) NCIS “Vanished” (S) (CC) ›› “The Break-Up” (2006, Romance-Comedy) Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston. (CC) (:23) ››› “Public Enemies” (2009, Crime Drama) Johnny Depp, Christian Bale. (CC)
Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC)
Law & Order:
Criminal Intent (CC) White Collar “Brass Tracks” (WGN-A) BloopersMotherMotherMotherMotherMotherNewsReplay30 Rock30 RockRulesRulesScrubsScrubsSunnySunnyDeathDeath ››› “Tuck Everlasting” (2002) (CC) PaidJ. Meyer
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(HBO) (:15) ›› “Horrible Bosses” (2011, Comedy) Jason Bateman. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Girls (S) (CC) Enlightened (S) Girls (S) (CC) Enlightened (S) Girls (S) (CC) Enlightened (S)
› “Wrath of the Titans” (2012) Sam Worthington. (CC) (:45) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (:45) ›› “Never Die Alone” (2004) DMX. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) › “DarkWolf” (2003, Horror) Ryan Alosio. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Antz” (1998) (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (MAX) (5:30) ›› “Alien vs. Predator” (CC) (:10) ›› “Varsity Blues” (1999) James Van Der Beek. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “What’s Your Number?” (2011) Anna Faris, Chris Evans. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1” (2011) Kristen Stewart.
(10:50) Life on Top Feature 3: Kiss and Tell A compilation of episodes. (CC)
››› “Ransom” (1996, Suspense) Mel Gibson, Rene Russo. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Girls in Bed › “Scarred City” (1998) Stephen Baldwin. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ››› “Prince of the City” (1981) Treat Williams. N.Y. detective wears “wire” for feds to nail crooked pals. ‘R’ (SHOW) Shameless (S) (CC) House of Lies (S) Californication
(12:05) › “U-Turn” (1997, Crime Drama) Sean Penn, Nick Nolte. (S) ‘R’
(:15) Bill Bellamy: Crazy Sexy Dirty (:15) ›› “Smile” (2005, Drama) Mika Boorem, Yi Ding. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) ››› “Tex” (1982) Matt
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T ››› “Mission: Impossible 2” (2000, Action) ›› “2012” (2009, Action) John Cusack, Chiwetel Ejiofor. ››› “Enemy of the State” (1998, Suspense) Will Smith. MotherMotherTwo Two Knight
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TH “Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story” › “Down to Earth” (2001) Chris Rock. ›› “White Chicks” (2004) Shawn Wayans. ›› “Death at a Funeral” (2010) MotherMotherMotherMotherTwo Two Tron
F › “Push” (2009) Chris Evans, Dakota Fanning. ›› “White Chicks” (2004, Comedy) ›› “My Super Ex-Girlfriend” (2006) ›› “Extract” (2009) Jason Bateman. Two Two Two Two MotherMotherMother (GOLF) Morning Drive Morning Drive Morning Drive Varied Programs CentralVaried (HGTV)
M First Pla.First Pla.First Pla.First Pla.Dream HomeHigh High High High HuntersHunt IntlPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyProperty
T EstateBlockBlockBlockBlockBlockBlockBlockBlockBlock HuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHunters
W BuckHiddenProperty BrothersProperty BrothersLove It or List ItLove It or List It
House HuntersHouse HuntersHouse HuntersHouse HuntersHouse HuntersHouse Hunters
TH Good HouseColorColorColorColorColorColorColorColor Buying and SellingBuying and SellingBuying and SellingBuying and SellingBuying and SellingSellingSelling
F SellingMarriageKitchenKitchenKitchenKitchenKitchenKitchenKitchenKitchen You Live in What?You Live in What?You Live in What?IncomeIncomePropertyPropertyHunt IntlHunt Intl
M The Real WestPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawn
T Civil War JournalHoudini: Unlocking the MysteryBrad MeltzerBrad MeltzerBrad MeltzerBrad MeltzerBrad MeltzerBrad MeltzerBrad MeltzerBrad MeltzerTop Gear
(HIST)
W Modern MarvelsAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient Aliens
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CABLE CHANNELS
M The Balancing ActWillWillFrasierFrasierFrasierFrasierChrisChrisChrisChrisMotherMotherFrasierFrasierFrasierFrasier ››› “The Capture of the Green River Killer” (2008) (CC)
T SupernannySupernannyDance Moms
(LIFE)
W To Be Announced Wife SwapWife SwapWife Swap
TH BalanceSpaces Project RunwayProject Runway
F Wife SwapHoarders
M The ’LightsThe ’LightsThe Dan Patrick Show The BoxB. DanceSeasonsAmeriFishingOutdoorParkerWhistleDan PatrickPro Football TalkCrosCros
T FishingBiteFisher.SaltwaIntoGaff LifeBattle
(NBCSN)
W ParkerIFA RedExtremeLunker.BassSltwtrOn TV
TH BiteAmeriOutsideOutFishingFLW Outdoors
F SaltwaMajestyFishingFishingB. DanceMotorsports Hour
(NICK)
M PaidPaidPaidPaidCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime Scene ›› “Robin Hood” (2010) Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett. (S) ›› “The Guardian” (2006) Kevin Costner, Ashton Kutcher. (S) “Super Troopers”
T TenantsTenantsTenantsTenantsTenantsTenantsTenantsTenantsTenantsTenantsTenantsTenantsTenantsTenantsTenantsTenantsJ. Schmo J. Schmo
Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Max, Max, Dora...Dora...UmiBubbleBubbleUmiMax, Dora...DiegoSponge.Sponge.ParentsParentsParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge. (SPIKE)
W AuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuction TH JailJailJailJailJailJailJailJailJailJailJailJailJailJailBellator 360Bellator 360Bellator 360
M PaidPaidTotal ›› “The Golden Compass” (2007) (CC) ›› “The Land That Time Forgot” ›› “Triassic Attack” (2010) (CC) › “Land of the Lost” (2009, Comedy) “Narnia: Prince Caspian”
T Fact or FakedFact or FakedFact or FakedFact or FakedFact or FakedFact or FakedFact or FakedFact or FakedFact or FakedFact or FakedFace Off
F GanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGangland (SYFY)
W Ghost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost MineGhost MineGhost Mine
TH TotalTotalGhost MineGhost MineGhost MineGhost Mine ›› “Toolbox Murders” (2004) (CC) › “P2” (2007, Suspense) Wes Bentley. Being HumanTotalDead
M Full K. ShookSuperJ. MeyerCrefloJ. HageePrinceY’r DayBelieverProphGoodMannaBehindJewishLife ToTodayThe 700 ClubJ. HageeThe Praise the Lord
T Lucado 360 Life Graham ClassicDr. to Dr. Super Israel: A
F Face Off “Pumpkinhead: Blood Feud” (2007) › “The Pumpkin Karver” (2006) ›› “My Bloody Valentine” (2009) ›› “The Dead” (2010) Rob Freeman. (CC) › “The Hills Have Eyes 2” (TBN)
W Israel: A Change Alive AgainstProclaim J. Meyer Breaking
TH Master G. BrownsEducaDiffer LifestyleRobisonHickey Lucado
F Cross Dupl’tis Best of Praise The Lord Living Life ToToday Holy (TBS)
M EarlEarlPrincePaynePayneBrownsPrincePrincePrinceAmer.Amer.JimRayRayRulesRulesRayFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsKingKingSeinfeld T
TH There F (TCM)
M (5:30) “East of Eden” (1955) ››› “Baby Doll” (1956) Karl Malden. ›››› “The Spirit of St. Louis” (1957) (CC) ››› “Days of Wine and Roses” ››› “Splendor in the Grass” (1961) (CC) ››› “Gypsy” (1962) (CC)
T (5:45) ››› “The Sundowners” (CC) ››› “America, America” (1963) Stathis Giallelis. (CC) ››› “Cheyenne Autumn” (1964) Richard Widmark. (CC) ››› “Camelot” (1967, Musical) Richard Harris. (CC) “Rachel, Rachel”
W “Friendly Pers.”“The Roman Spring of Mrs. Stone” ››› “Lolita” (1962) James Mason, Sue Lyon. (CC) (DVS) ››› “What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?” ››› “Two for the Seesaw” (1962) “The Night of the Iguana”
TH Smash (:45) ›››› “Wild Strawberries” ›››› “The Virgin Spring” (1959) ››› “My Life as a Dog” (1985) ››› “Riso Amaro” (1949, Drama) ›› “Big Deal on Madonna Street” ›››› “I Compagni”
F (5:00) “Sunrise” ›› “Berkeley Square” ››› “The Rains Came” (1939) (CC) ››› “The Mark of Zorro” (1940) ››› “Blood and Sand” (1941) Tyrone Power. ››› “My Gal Sal” (1942) “Anna & King” (TLC) Baby’s MultiplesBabyBabyBabyBabyPregnantPregnantFour WeddingsWhat Not to WearBabyBabyCakeCakeWhat Not to WearFour WeddingsMediumMediumMediumMedium (TNT) Charmed Charmed SupernaturalSupernaturalSupernaturalBones Bones Bones Bones The MentalistThe MentalistThe Mentalist (TOON) Ben 10BeyPokeMovie JohnnyScoobyScoobyLooney TunesLooneyTom & JerryJerryScoobyJohnnyJohnnyMADGumballGumballAdvenAdvenRegular (TRAV) PaidPaidPaidPaidHomesHomesSandSandVaried Programs No ReservationVaried ProgramsBizarre FoodsFoodFoodBizarre Foods (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidIn Session Varied Programs CopsCops (TVLAND) PaidPaidMurder, She WroteV. DykeV. DykeLucyLucyGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGunsmokeGunsmokeBonanza Bonanza Bonanza M*A*S*HM*A*S*H (USA)
M ›› “Love Happens” (2009) Aaron Eckhart. (CC) ›› “The Break-Up” (2006) Vince Vaughn. (CC) NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS
TH Law Order: CIBurn NoticeBurn NoticeBurn NoticeBurn NoticeBurn Notice
NCIS NCIS NCIS
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PREMIUM CHANNELS
(:15) “While You Were Sleeping” (1995) “Big Mommas: Like Father”(:45) ›› “50 First Dates” (2004) (S) ›› “Purple Violets” (2007) (S) (CC) Fast
TH (5:45) › “Red Riding Hood” ›› “The Ring Two” (2005) (S) (CC) “Mea Maxima Culpa” ››› “Chronicle” (2012) Pic Paris ›› “The Eagle” (2011) (S) (CC) › “This Means War” (2012) “X-Men: First”
F FlintWatch“Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close”(:15) ›› “The Adjustment Bureau”(:15) › “Wrath of the Titans” (2012) ›› “Water for Elephants” (2011) (S) ›› “Hop” (2011) (S) (CC) “Extremely Loud” (MAX)
M › “Jaws the Revenge” (S) › “Wing Commander” (S) (:10) ››› “The Package” (1989) (S) ››› “Speed” (1994) Keanu Reeves. “Johnny English Reborn” (S) (:45) ›› “Rounders” (1998) (CC) (:45) “We Bought a Zoo”
T (5:15) “Dragnet”“Anacondas: Hunt” (:45) ›› “I, Robot” (2004) Will Smith. (:40) ›› “The Chronicles of Riddick” (2004) (S) ›››› “Titanic” (1997) Leonardo DiCaprio. (S) (CC) (:15) ›› “I, Robot” (2004) Will Smith.
W New Yrk(:35) ››› “Mr. Wonderful”(:15) ›› “Jaws 2” (1978, Horror) (CC) MAX/Set ›› “Larry Crowne” (2011) (:10) ›› “Welcome to Mooseport” (S) ›››› “Saving Private Ryan” (1998) Tom Hanks. (S) “Sherlock-Game”
TH Art(:40) “George of the Jungle”(:15) ›› “One Day” (2011) (S) (CC) (:05) ›› “Cadillac Man” (S) (:45) › “Answers to Nothing” (2011) Dane Cook. (1:50) “Don Juan DeMarco” ›› “The Art of War” (2000) (S) (CC) Taking
M (5:15) “Tex” (1982) ››› “Mrs. Dalloway” (S) (:45) “The Ramen Girl” (2008) (S) (CC) ›› “Vanity Fair” (2004) Reese Witherspoon. (S) ›› “The Reckoning” (2004) (CC) ››› “Little Fish” (2005) (S) (CC) ›› “Raw Deal”
T Least ››› “The Parent Trap” (1961) (:45) ›› “Freaky Friday” (1977) (S) “The Shooter” (1997) (S) (:15) ›› “Anamorph” (2007) (S) (CC) ›› “The Beaver” (2011) (S) (:45) › “My 5 Wives” (2000) (S) (CC) I Dont
F Benny(:20) ›› “Heroes” (1977) (:15) ›› “What’s Your Number?” (S) (:05) ›› “That Old Feeling” (1997) (S) (11:50) “Meet the Fockers”(:45) ››› “Death Becomes Her” (S) ›› “Virtuosity” (1995) (S) “The Change-Up” (SHOW)
W ››› “Step Into Liquid” ›› “Greedy” (1994) Michael J. Fox. › “The Bone Snatcher” (S) ››› “Paranoid Park” (S) ››› “Muriel’s Wedding”(:15) ›› “Judge Dredd” (1995) “Lara Croft Tomb Raider”
TH Reef“Nutcracker-Untold Story”(:15) “The River Why” (2010) (S) (CC) ›› “Casa de los Babys”(:45) ›› “The Heavy” (2010) (S) (CC) › “The Skulls II” (2002) (S) (:15) ››› “Little Fish” (2005) (S) “Die Another Day”
M “Vidal Sassoon: The Movie”“My Week With Marilyn” (S) › “The Secret Agent Club”(:45) ››› “Deceived” (1991) (CC) (:35) “Gunless” (2010) (S) (:05) ›› “What Dreams May Come” ›› “Meet Joe Black” (1998) (CC)
T (5:00) “Sabrina”(:15) ››› “Day Night Day Night” (S) › “The Three Musketeers” (2011) (S) ›› “Foolproof” (2003) (:45) ›› “Bitter Feast” (2010) (S) (CC) “Circle” (2010) Gail O’Grady. ››› “Billy Elliot” (2000) (S) (CC)
F Aces ›› “Smile” (2005) Mika Boorem. (S) ››› “Simon Birch” (1998) (S) (CC) ›› “Vanity Fair” (2004) Reese Witherspoon. (S) ››› “Melancholia” (2011) Kirsten Dunst. (S) ››› “Ondine” (2009) (S) “The Iron Lady” (TMC)
W (5:45) ›› “The Perfect Game” (2008) “Cool Dog” (2010) (S) (CC) › “The Heart Specialist”(:15) › “Waiting for Forever” (2010) ››› “Sophie’s Choice” (1982) Meryl Streep. (:35) “Blessed & Cursed” (2010) (S) Mallrats
TH Wild (:45) “Smoke Signals” (1998) (:15) ››› “Dark Horse”(:45) ›› “Sioux City” (1994) (S) (CC) ››› “Four Lions” (2009) (:15) “Love Shack” (2010) (S) Filmmkr(:05) “Breaking Up Is Hard to Do” (S) “Brokeback Mtn”
F “A Grandpa for Christmas”Filmmkr › “The Secret Agent Club”(:45) ››› “The Apostle” (1998) Robert Duvall. ›› “Meet Joe Black” (1998, Fantasy) Brad Pitt. (S) (CC) (:15) › “Twisted” (2004) Ashley Judd. “Brighton Rock”
Where the lakes area turns for news and information.BY KATE O’HARE
On Fox Business Network and Fox News Channel, senior correspondent Charles Gasparino is always on the hunt for the next big scoop at the intersection of finance, business and politics. But when he’s not on such shows as FBN’s “Countdown to the Closing Bell” or FNC’s “Cashin’ In,” the Bronx native can often be found in his kitchen, whipping up recipes that reflect his Neapolitan Italian heritage.
“I cook a lot,” he says. “I used to work in a restaurant when I was young. My dad was a bartender at this Italian restaurant in town, and he got me a job washing dishes. I must have been in the 11th grade. And I’ve been cooking ever since.
“When you wash dishes, you do all the prep work for the chef. That’s why a lot of these dishwashers become chefs.”
Gasparino says he makes a great lasagna – which is what he had last Thanksgiving in place of turkey – as well as braciola.
“You take flank steak,” he says, “and you roll it up. Depending on the filling, you can do a lot with it. The Sicilian way, you often put in hard-boiled eggs. You roll it, add salt, pepper, garlic, parsley, and you can put whatever else you want in it.
“Sicilians put hard-boiled eggs. Neapolitans will put, like I do, Parmesan cheese and breadcrumbs. I’ll put in raisins; they give it a really good kick. You saute it, put it in the (tomato) sauce, for, like, an hour.”
As to who is the chief cook in his household, Gasparino says, “Me. Not even close. My wife didn’t even know how to turn on her oven when she met me.”
But he doesn’t chow down on Italian cuisine every day.
“I must admit it,” says Gasparino, “I watch what I eat. I do protein shakes for breakfast, salads for lunch, and I’ll have fish or chicken for dinner, generally. If I have Italian food on the weekend, I’ll do farro pasta, which is pretty good. It’s very healthy. I make my own sauce; not much oil in it. I stay away from red meat, although I will have some during the holidays.
“By the way, working in that kitchen, I learned to make stuff where you could substitute ingredients. I also learned how to make fish. I can make really good oreganato – swordfish oreganato, cod oreganato.”
While Gasparino has no problem using commercially made pasta or breadcrumbs – he says he learned the best brands from Italians – he won’t stand for sauce in a jar.
“I never eat it,” he says. “It’s so easy to make your own. It takes five minutes. If you’re just looking for a decent spaghetti sauce, you saute garlic, maybe onions if you want. You throw in a can of tomatoes.
“You put in salt and pepper, parsley and basil, and maybe some red wine, and maybe a little more olive oil. You’re done.”
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In the Hulu original series, ambitious young women vie for modeling stardom and to be chosen Elite Model Look World Final winner. The entire series has completed, so users can watch from beginning to end in anticipation of a possible second season.
Even though U.S. Rep. Ron Paul has announced his retirement and the end of his White House ambitions, libertarian politics is hardly fading away (especially with word his son, Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul, reportedly is considering a presidential run of his own). The Web presence of libertarian magazine Reason offers a wide variety of videos on political and cultural topics, including the “Drew Carey Project,” featuring the comedian and sitcom star.
“Community: Troy and Abed,” www.hulu.com/browse/ picks/community-troy-andabed
The NBC comedy returns to the NBC schedule at long last on Thursday, Feb. 7, and people who’ve heard about the show and are anticipating leaping in in midstream might want to try this compendium of moments between two of the show’s best friends. Played by Donald Glover and Danny Pudi, respectively, Troy and Abed are co-hosts of their own morning show at Greendale Community College.
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(EWTN) Daily MassThe Journey HomeGenesisRosaryWorld Over LiveVaticanoWomen Daily MassThe Journey HomeMother AngelicaMotherMarriageSaintsGod Say Yes!Vis.Vatican Catholic
(FAM) Switched at BirthSwitched at BirthBunheads (N) (S) Switched at BirthThe 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerDrenda
(FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N) (FSN) WolvesOutWildWild NHL Hockey Minnesota Wild at Phoenix Coyotes. Wild World Poker TourNBA Basketball WolvesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(FX) Two Two ›› “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (2010) ›› “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (2010)
H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) “Super Troopers”“Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story”“Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story”(:02) ›› “Without a Paddle” (2004) Ways EntouUnsolved MysteryPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “Prince Caspian”Continuum (N) Being Human (N) Lost Girl (N) (CC) ContinuumBeing HumanLost Girl (S) (CC) Stargate AtlantisStargate UniversePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN)
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LucadoPottersBehindLivingFranklinDupl’tisPraise the Lord (CC) OsteenP. StoneHoly CrefloPraise the Lord (CC) HistoryCrossMusicWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Conan (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (CC) › “Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector” (2006) Larry the Cable Guy. MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:30) ››› “Gypsy” (1962) ›››› “Bonnie and Clyde” (1967) Warren Beatty, Faye Dunaway. (CC)
››› “Cool Hand Luke” (1967) Paul Newman, George Kennedy. (CC) (:15) ››› “Bullitt” (1968) Steve McQueen, Robert Vaughn. (CC) (:15) ›››› “The Wild Bunch” (1969, Western) William Holden, Ernest Borgnine. (CC) (:45) ››› “The Hanging Tree” (1959) Gary Cooper, Maria Schell. (CC) “Sundownr” (TLC) Cake Boss:NextCake Boss:NextCake Boss:NextCakeCakeCake Boss:NextCakeCakeCake Boss:NextCake Boss:NextPopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid19 Kids19 Kids (TNT) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) Dallas (N) (CC) Monday Mornings(:05) Dallas (CC) Monday Mornings(12:10) Cold Case(:05) Southland (S) The Closer “Pilot” Las Vegas (CC) Angel (S) (CC) Smallville “Mercy” (TOON) RegularAdvenRegularMADKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyAlmost (TRAV) FoodFoodThe LayoverThe LayoverHotel ImpossibleHotel ImpossibleThe LayoverHotel ImpossibleHotel ImpossibleThe LayoverPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...LizardLizardLizardLizardLizardSwampWorkedWorkedLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardSwampWorkedWorkedThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Cleveland Cleveland ’70s Show ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Home Improve. Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “Short Fuse” (S) (CC)
WWE Monday Night RAW (N) (S Live) (CC) (:05) NCIS: Los Angeles (S)
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S)
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) (:05) › “The Hitcher” (2007) Sean Bean, Sophia Bush. (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (WGN-A) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosNews at NineFunny VideosRulesRules30 RockScrubs30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid J. Meyer
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(HBO) (5:00) ›› “Antitrust” (2001) (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)
››› “Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence in the House of God” (2012) ‘NR’ (CC)
››› “X-Men: First Class” (2011, Action) James McAvoy. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(12:15) Cathouse: Menage a Trois (S)
(:15) ›› “A Life Less Ordinary” (1997) Ewan McGregor. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) ››› “Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence in the House of God” (2012) ‘NR’
››› “Chicken Run” (2000) (S) ‘G’
(MAX) (4:45) ›› “We Bought a Zoo” (6:50) ››› “The Legend of Bagger Vance” (2000) Will Smith. ‘PG-13’ (CC) ››› “Contagion” (2011, Suspense) Marion Cotillard. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(10:50) Banshee (S) (CC)
Co-Ed Confidential 3: Spring Break Feature 1 (:20) ›› “Clockers” (1995, Drama) Harvey Keitel, Delroy Lindo. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Iceman” (1984) Timothy Hutton. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (:15) ›› “Dragnet” (1987) ‘PG-13’ (SHOW) (5:00) ›› “Raw Deal” (1986) ‘R’ Homeland “State of Independence” ›› “The Iron Lady” (2011) Meryl Streep. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Red” (2010, Action) Bruce Willis, John Malkovich. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:40) ›› “Die Another Day” (2002, Action) Pierce Brosnan, Halle Berry. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “My Week With Marilyn” (2011, Drama) Michelle Williams. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Brokeback Mountain” (2005, Romance) Heath Ledger. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “What Dreams May Come” (1998) Robin Williams. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(1:55) ››› “Chasing Amy” (1997) Ben Affleck, Jason Lee. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ›››› “The Crying Game” (1992) Stephen Rea. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) ››› “The Door in the Floor” (2004, Drama) Jeff Bridges. ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Sabrina” (1995) (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
LAFFMOBB Presents (S) (CC) (4:50) “The Least Among You” (CC) (TMC) (4:00) ›› “Meet Joe Black” (1998)
Redemption” (1994, Drama) Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman, Bob Gunton. (CC)
(S) Wild Wild Wild Wild River MonstersWild Wild Wild Wild River MonstersWild Hawaii (S) Wild Wild Wild Wild River MonstersOranguEden (BRAVO) Real HousewivesReal HousewivesMatchmakerMatchmakerHappensMatchmakerHousewives/Atl.MatchmakerHappensMatchmakerPaidPaidPaidPaid“Legend-Zorro” (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportCNBC Titans60 Minutes onAmerican GreedMad Money60 Minutes onAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) ColbertDailyThe Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0The DailyColbertTosh.0The DailyColbertTosh.0The Work.KrollSunnyComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid
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››› “Billy Budd” (1962, Drama) Robert Ryan, Terence Stamp. (:15) ››› “Cabaret” (1972, Musical) Liza Minnelli, Joel Grey, Michael York. (CC) ››› “Papillon” (1973) Steve McQueen, Dustin Hoffman. Safecracker and counterfeiter try Devil’s Island escape.
›› “Last Summer Won’t Happen” (1968, Documentary) ›››› “Friendly Persuasion” (1956) Gary Cooper. (TLC) The Sisterhood (S) The Sisterhood (N) Starter WivesThe Big DayStarter WivesThe Big DayThe Sisterhood (S) The Sisterhood (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid19 Kids19 Kids (TNT) Castle “3XK” (S) Castle (S) (CC) Castle (S) (CC) Castle (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Cold Case (CC) Southland (CC) The Closer (CC) Las Vegas (CC) Angel (S) (CC) Smallville “Fade” (TOON) GumballLooneyLevel UpAdvenKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyAlmost (TRAV) FoodFoodBizarre FoodsEdgeEdgeNo ReservationBizarre FoodsEdgeEdgeNo ReservationBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...PawnPawnPawnHardPawnPawnWorld’s Dumbest...PawnPawnPawnHardPawnPawnWorld’s Dumbest...The InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Happily Divorced Happily Divorced ’70s Show ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Home Improve. Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit White Collar “Empire City” (N) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit White Collar “Empire City” (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Necessary Roughness (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at NineFunny VideosRulesRules30 RockScrubs30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
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(:15) Girls (S) Identity Thief ›› “The Adjustment Bureau” (2011) Matt Damon. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(11:50) ›› “She Hate Me” (2004) Anthony Mackie, Ellen Barkin. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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›› “New York Minute” (2004) (S) (SHOW)
› “I Don’t Know How She Does It” ››› “The Woman in Black” (2012, Horror) ‘PG-13’ (:35) ›› “Blitz” (2011) Jason Statham. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ››› “The Game” (1997, Suspense) Michael Douglas, Sean Penn. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Wet Hot American Summer” (2001) (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Justice” (1999, Suspense) Charles Durning. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (Off Air) ›› “That Darn Cat” (1997) Christina Ricci. ‘PG’ (CC) (TMC) (5:50) ›› “Camouflage” (1999) Leslie Nielsen. ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Our Idiot Brother” (2011) Paul Rudd. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “The Three Musketeers” (2011) Matthew MacFadyen. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “Source Code” (2011) Jake Gyllenhaal. (CC) (:35) “Paper Soldiers” (2002) Kevin Hart. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) › “Burning Palms” (2010) Zoe Saldana. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Day Night Day Night” (2006) Luisa Williams. “Perfect Game”
Shawshank Redemption” (1994, Drama) Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman, Bob Gunton. (CC)
Shawshank Redemption” (1994, Drama) Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman, Bob Gunton. (CC)
Doubtfire” (1993) Robin Williams. An estranged dad poses as a nanny to be with his children. (CC)
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›› “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1” (2011) Kristen Stewart. Inside the NFL (N) (CC) 60 Minutes Sports (N) Inside the NFL (S) (CC) ›› “Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life” (2003) Angelina Jolie. “Jolene” (2008, Drama) Jessica Chastain, Dermot Mulroney. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) “Medium Raw: Night of the Wolf” (2010) John Rhys-Davies. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (4:55) “The Reef” (2010) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:25) › “Mallrats”
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›› “Brüno” (2009) Sacha Baron Cohen. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “A Low Down Dirty Shame” (1994) ‘R’ (CC)
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“The Seduction of Misty Mundae” (2004) ‘NR’ (CC)
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MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:30) ›››› “I Compagni” (1963)
››› “Anne of the Thousand Days” (1969) Richard Burton, Geneviève Bujold, Irene Papas. (CC) (:45) ›››› “The Sting” (1973, Comedy-Drama) Paul Newman, Robert Redford. (CC)
›››› “The Deer Hunter” (1978) Robert De Niro, Christopher Walken. Steelworker friends face horrors in Vietnam. (:15) ››› “Smokey and the Bandit” (1977) Burt Reynolds, Sally Field. (CC)
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(10:55) ›› “The Eagle” (2011, Action) Channing Tatum. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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(1:55) ››› “Nixon” (1995) Anthony Hopkins. Oliver Stone’s portrait of America’s 37th president. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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(MAX) (5:30) ›› “Taking Lives” (2004) (:15) ›› “The Running Man” (1987) Arnold Schwarzenegger. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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(:05) “Birthday Sex” (2012, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “Phantasm II” (1988) James LeGros. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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››› “Aces ’n Eights” (2008) ‘NR’ (TMC) (5:00) “Brokeback Mountain” (2005) (:15) ››› “Knucklehead” (2010, Comedy) Mark Feuerstein. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “Reservoir Dogs” (1992) Harvey Keitel. ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “The Help” (2011, Drama) Viola Davis, Emma Stone. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Barbershop” (2002, Comedy) Ice Cube. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Filmmaker Filmmaker (Off Air)“The Tale of Sweeney Todd” (1998) Ben Kingsley.
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(FAM) ›› “A Walk to Remember” (2002) ›› “The Last Song” (2010, Drama) The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity FOX and Friends Saturday (N)
(FSN) UEFAWolvesNBA Basketball: Knicks at Timberwolves WolvesGopherWolvesWorld Poker TourNBA Basketball GopherPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(NICK) iCarly (S) Figure ItiCarly (S) iCarly (S) Full H’seFull H’seNannyNannyFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorge(:45) George LopezGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearMattersPenguinPenguin (SPIKE) ››› “First Blood” (1982, Action) (S) (:06) ›› “Rambo: First Blood Part II”(:10) ›› “Rambo III” (1988) Sylvester Stallone. Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Knife Knife PaidPaid (SYFY) “Hills-Eyes 2”WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Merlin (N) (CC) Being HumanMerlin (S) (CC) ContinuumLost Girl (S) (CC) › “Bone Eater” (2007) Walter Koenig Stargate AtlantisPaidPaid (TBN) Sid Roth PottersBehindLindseyHarvestP. StonePraise the Lord (CC) Ever InIsrael: Journey of CrefloMiracles AroundReflecXtremeImpactRampStoriesCharityKids ClbPhphy (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) ›› “Valentine’s Day” (2010, Romance-Comedy) Jessica Alba, Kathy Bates. (CC) (DVS) There Yet? There Yet? There Yet?
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›››› “The Grapes of Wrath” (1940, Drama) Henry Fonda, Jane Darwell, John Carradine. (CC) ›››› “A Tree Grows in Brooklyn” (1945, Drama) Dorothy McGuire. (CC) (:45) ››› “Captain From Castile” (1947, Adventure) Tyrone Power, Jean Peters. (CC) (:15) ›› “Orchestra Wives” (TLC) Say YesSay YesFour Weddings (N) Say YesSay YesSomeSomeSay YesSay YesSomeSomeFour Weddings (S) Say YesSay YesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) The Mentalist (S) ››› “The Bourne Identity” (2002) (CC) (DVS) Dallas (CC) Monday ››› “Assault on Precinct 13” (2005) (CC) Bait CarNUMB3RS (CC) Smallville “Zod” Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) RegularRegularCartoon PlanetKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead Files (N) The Dead FilesGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) World RecordsWipeout (S) (CC) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World RecordsWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...The InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Happily Divorced Happily Divorced ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company
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(HBO) “Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close” › “Wrath of the Titans” (2012) Sam Worthington. (CC) Identity Thief Real Time With Bill Maher (N) (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Girls (S) (CC) › “The Sitter” (2011, Comedy) Jonah Hill. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Cathouse ›› “The Whole Nine Yards” (2000) Bruce Willis. (:15) ›› “The Clearing” (2004, Suspense) Robert Redford. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Birders: The Central Park Effect” (MAX) (5:15) ›› “The Change-Up” (2011) (:15) ›› “Alien vs. Predator” (2004)
Sanaa Lathan. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Banshee “The Kindred” (N) (CC) Girls in Bed Banshee “The Kindred” (S) (CC) (:20) Sin City Diaries Feature 1: Neon Nights (S) (CC)
(12:55) ›› “Point Break” (1991, Action)
Patrick Swayze. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Mechanic” (2011) Jason Statham. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Valkyrie” (2008, Historical Drama) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:35) “King of Paper Chasin’” (2009, Crime Drama) D.L.. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Sacrifice” (2011, Action) Cuba Gooding Jr. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Slap Shot” (1977) Paul Newman. Premiere. ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Islander” (2006) Thomas Hildreth. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Femme Fatales “Libra” (S) (CC) ›› “A Kiss Before Dying” (1991) Matt Dillon. ‘R’ (CC) “Jetsons” (SHOW) (5:15) ›› “The Iron Lady” (2011) ››› “Big Easy Express” (2012) (:05) Mumford & Sons: The Road to Red Rocks Shaquille O’Neal: Comedy (:45) Inside the NFL (S) (CC) (:45) ››› “Tupac: Resurrection” (2003, Documentary) (S) ‘R’ (:40) DeRay Davis: Power Play (S) (CC) (2:50) ›› “Vanity Fair” (2004, Drama) Reese Witherspoon. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:15) ››› “The Mighty” (1998) (TMC) (5:00) ›› “Brighton Rock” (2010)
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Cute! (CC) (BRAVO) Top Chef: SeattleTop Chef: SeattleTop Chef: SeattleTop Chef: SeattleTop Chef: SeattleShahs of SunsetShahs of SunsetShahs of SunsetShahs of SunsetShahs of SunsetHousewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl. (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) Early Sat. CNN Saturday Morning (N) BottomCNN Saturday Morning (N) CNN NewsroomYour Money (N) CNN Newsroom (N) GuptaCNN NewsroomSituation Room (COM) PaidPaidComedyTom Papa: Live ››› “Clueless” (1995) (CC) ›› “Legally Blonde” (2001) (CC) FturamaFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth Pk (DISC) PaidPaidPaidPaidAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyShipwreck Men (S) Bering Sea GoldBering Sea GoldBering Sea GoldMoonshiners (S) (DISN) Doc MickeyPiratesSofiaPhineasGravityGood Good ›› “The Game Plan” (2007) (S) (CC) Shake ItShake ItShake ItGood Good Good ANT ANT Good DogAustinShake It (E!) E! SpecialChasing Chasing Chasing SoupE! News (N) Fashion Police (N) Kourtney-KimKourtney-KimKourtney-KimChasing Chasing E! SpecialKourtney-KimKourtney-Kim (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (N) College GameDayCollege Basketball Teams TBA. (N) College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) College Basketball (ESPN2) NBA Tonight English Premier League Soccer Tottenham Hotspur FC vs Newcastle United FC. (N) (Live) SportsNation (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) College Basketball Valparaiso at Cleveland State. (N) (Live) College Basketball Teams TBA. (N)
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(FAM) Boy...Boy... ›› “Mean Girls 2” (2011, Comedy) ›› “Ice Princess” (2005) ›› “Raising Helen” (2004) Kate Hudson. ›› “A Walk to Remember” (2002) ›› “The Last Song” (2010) Miley Cyrus.
(FNC) (5:00) FOX and Friends Saturday (N) Bulls & Bears BusinessForbes on FOX Cashin’ In (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) Journal Editorial FOX News Stossel America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) (FSN) PaidPaid3 WideDue RoadsMuskyWoodsOutdoorDW-TVAnglingFishingFishingSportsOutdoorFishingFishingWomen’s College Basketball College Basketball (FX) MotherMotherMotherMother ›› “Extract” (2009) Jason Bateman. UFCTwo Two Two ››› “Role Models” (2008, Comedy) ›››
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›› “Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle” (2003, Action) Cameron Diaz. (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens (TCM) (5:15) ›› “Orchestra Wives” ››› “Daddy Long Legs” (1955) Fred Astaire, Leslie Caron. (CC) (:15) ››› “Carmen Jones” (1954, Musical) Dorothy Dandridge. (CC) (:15) ››› “Pinky” (1949, Drama) Jeanne Crain, Ethel Barrymore. (CC)
›› “No Way Out” (1950, Drama) Richard Widmark, Linda Darnell. (CC)
›› “Decision Before Dawn” (1951) Richard Basehart, Gary Merrill. (CC) ››› “Titanic” (1953) Premiere. (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidFour Houses (S) Four Houses (S) Four Houses (S) Four Houses (S) Hoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-Buried (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Dallas (CC) Monday MorningsLaw & Order (S) ›› “Con Air” (1997) Nicolas Cage. ››› “Mission: Impossible III” (2006) (CC) “The Bourne Identity” (2002) (TOON) Scan2GoJohnnyBeyPokéBen 10StarLanternJusticeNinjaGoNinjaGoJohnnyJohnnyJohnnyGumballGumballMADAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenRegularRegularRegularRegular (TRAV) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumCity Swappers (N) Beaches No ReservationFoodFoodMan v Man v EdgeEdgeExposedExposedState Fr CompState Fair FoodsHot Dog Paradise (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidFull ThrottleFull ThrottleFull ThrottlePawnPawnJokersJokersMost DaringMost ShockingMost ShockingWipeout (S) (CC) (TVLAND) 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show (USA) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Necessary Roughness (CC) White Collar “Empire City” (CC)
››› “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” (2005) Steve Carell, Catherine Keener, Paul Rudd. (CC)
›› “He’s Just Not That Into You” (2009) Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston. (CC)
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(HBO) ›› “Jungle 2 Jungle” (1997) Tim Allen. ‘PG’ (CC) (:45) ››› “X-Men: First Class” (2011, Action) James McAvoy, Rose Byrne. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
› “Wrath of the Titans” (2012) Sam Worthington. (CC)
(:45) › “This Means War” (2012) Reese Witherspoon. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “The Girl” (2012) Toby Jones. (S) (CC)
››› “Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence in the House of God” (2012) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:15) › “Dream House” (2011) (CC) (MAX) (5:35) ›› “Jetsons: The Movie” ››› “Intolerable Cruelty” (2003) George Clooney. (CC) (:40) ›› “Paparazzi” (2004) Cole Hauser. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:05) ››› “My Cousin Vinny” (1992, Comedy) Joe Pesci. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) ›› “The Big Year” (2011) Steve Martin. (S) ‘PG’ (:45) ››› “The Blues Brothers” (1980, Musical Comedy) John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Speed” (1994, Action) Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:15) ››› “The Mighty” (1998) Inside the NFL (S) (CC)
›› “Red” (2010, Action) Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “The Game” (1997, Suspense) Michael Douglas. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ››› “Ransom” (1996, Suspense) Mel Gibson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life” (2003) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Faster” (2010, Action) Dwayne Johnson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) ›› “Islander” ››› “My Week With Marilyn” (2011) Michelle Williams. Filmmaker ››› “White Fang 2: Myth of the White Wolf” (1994) Scott Bairstow. ‘PG’ (:20) ››› “Two Family House” (2000) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Sabrina” (1995, Romance-Comedy) Harrison Ford, Julia Ormond. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) ››› “My Week With Marilyn” (2011) Michelle Williams.
(:15) ›› “Cocktail” (1988, Romance) Tom Cruise, Bryan Brown. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Orman ShowPrincessPrincessUltimate FactoriesSuze Orman ShowPrincessPrincessPaidPaidHeads-Up PokerSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) CNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganPiers MorganCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomPiers MorganWk Early Start (COM) South PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth Pk ››› “I Love You, Man” (2009) (CC) Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0KrollComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Moonshiners (S) Moonshiners (S) Moonshiners (S) Moonshiners (S) Moonshiners (S) Moonshiners (S) Moonshiners (S) Moonshiners (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDavid (DISN) JessieJessieANT JessiePhineasShake ItANT JessieAustinANT Good PhineasShake ItANT Good “The Cheetah Girls 2” (2006) PhineasDeckGood PhineasOctoMickey (E!) Kourtney-Kim ››› “Sex and the City” (2008) Sarah Jessica Parker. Fashion Police (N) ››› “Sex and the City” (2008) Sarah Jessica Parker. SoupLove PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) College BasketballCollege GameDayCollege Basketball Teams TBA. (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) College Basketball LSU at Alabama. (N) (Live) College Basketball Illinois State at Creighton. (N) (Live)
Basketball NBA Tonight (N) World Series of Poker - Europe Final Table. From Cannes, France. (CC) Sport Science Best of the NFL Hey Rookie, Welcome/NFL
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(FAM) ›› “Twilight” (2008) Kristen Stewart. Premiere. ›› “Twilight” (2008, Romance) Kristen Stewart. ›› “Charlie St. Cloud” (2010, Drama) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidZ. LevittPrinceMass
(FNC) FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice With Judge Jeanine (N) Geraldo at Large (S) (CC) Journal Editorial FOX News Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large (S) (CC)
Red Eye Huckabee Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large (S) (CC) FOX and Friends Sunday (N) (FSN) JackrabWild NHL Hockey: Predators at Wild Wild Twins AwardsWorld Poker TourNHL Hockey Twins AwardsCollege Hockey College Basketball Jackrab (FX) › “Grown Ups” ›› “The A-Team” (2010) Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper. AngerBiasedBrandX WithArcherLegitUFCBiasedBrandX WithLouieTwo PaidPaidPaidPaid
(GOLF) (5:30) PGA Tour Golf Champions: Allianz Championship, Second Round. From Boca Raton, Fla. PGA Tour Golf AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am, Third Round. From Pebble Beach, Calif. (CC) Golf Central
(HGTV) House HuntersLove It or List ItLove It or List ItHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlLove It or List ItHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlLove It or List
“Family Preys”“Twist of Faith” (2013) Toni Braxton. “Betty & Coretta”
WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearMattersGrownBarnyard (SPIKE) (4:40) “Rambo III”(:05) ››› “Kick-Ass” (2010) Aaron Johnson. (:35) ››› “Kick-Ass” (2010) Aaron Johnson. (12:05) ›› “Without a Paddle” (2004) Ways Ways PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “Tasmanian Devils” (2013, Suspense) “Heebie Jeebies” (2013) Premiere. “Boogeyman” (2012) Eddie McClintock. “Heebie Jeebies” (2013, Horror) ›› “Goblin” (2010) Camille Sullivan. ZoneZonePaidPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of Power (S) Graham Classic ›› “Love Begins” (2011) “Love’s Resounding”Oak VirtualChristianStrangerLindseyGospelBilly GrahamHoly Bible (TBS) King of Queens Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangCougar Town (S) King of the Nerds “Supernerds” Sullivan & Son ››› “Charlie’s Angels” (2000) Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore. (CC) ›› “Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle” (2003, Action) Cameron Diaz. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ››› “Titanic” (1953) ›››› “Viva Zapata!” (1952, Biography) Marlon Brando, Jean Peters. (CC)
››› “The Robe” (1953, Historical Drama) Richard Burton, Jean Simmons. Premiere.
››› “Three Coins in the Fountain” (1954) Clifton Webb. Premiere.
››› “The Three Faces of Eve” (1957, Drama) (CC)
(:15) ›››› “The Snake Pit” (1948) Olivia de Havilland, Mark Stevens. (CC) (:15) ››› “The Virgin Queen” (CC) (TLC) Stories of the ERStories of the ERStories of the ERStories of the ERStories of the ERStories of the ERStories of the ERStories of the ERPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) “Bourne Identity” ››› “The Bourne Ultimatum” (2007, Action) ›› “Con Air” (1997, Action) Nicolas Cage. (CC) ››› “Mission: Impossible III” (2006) (CC) Bait CarLaw & OrderLaw & OrderLaw & Order (S) (TOON) Movie VentureFam GuyFam GuyCleveDynaBoonBleachNarutoThundr.SamuraiTitanEureka 7TenchiFullmetalCowboyCowboyInuyashaInuyashaLooneyLooney (TRAV) Chili ParadiseGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC)
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Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) (5:00) › “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez.
›› “Couples Retreat” (2009, Comedy) Vince Vaughn, Jason Bateman, Jon Favreau. (CC)
›› “Couples Retreat” (2009, Comedy) Vince Vaughn, Jason Bateman, Jon Favreau. (CC) Cheers (CC)
WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) House “Ugly” (S) (CC) House “You Don’t Want to Know” (S) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (WGN-A) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosNews at NineBones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) 30 Rock30 Rock30 Rock30 RockChris ››› “Space Cowboys” (2000) Clint Eastwood. WorldPaid PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) (5:15) › “Dream House” (2011) (CC) ›› “Battleship” (2012) Taylor Kitsch, Rihanna. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) ››› “X-Men: First Class” (2011, Action) James McAvoy, Rose Byrne. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Battleship” (2012, Science Fiction) Taylor Kitsch. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Good Day, Die ›› “Horrible Bosses” (2011) Jason Bateman. (S) ‘R’ (:40) ››› “The Birdcage” (1996, Comedy) Robin Williams. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Making: Hop (MAX) ›› “I, Robot” (2004, Science Fiction) Will Smith. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Banshee “The Kindred” (S) (CC) “Dragon Eyes” (2012) JeanClaude Van Damme. ‘R’ (CC) Girls in Bed (:05) Banshee “The Kindred” (S) (CC) Co-Ed Confidential 3: Spring Break Feature 4: Bar Wars (S) (CC) Chemistry (S) Girl’s Guide ››› “Ruthless People”
“Hillside Cannibals” (2006) Heather Conforto. ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “Creep” (2004, Horror) Franka Potente. Premiere. ‘R’ (:05) “Hillside Cannibals” (2006) Heather Conforto. ‘NR’ ›› “Creep” (2004, Horror) Franka Potente. ‘R’ (:05) ›› “Altered” (2006) Brad William Henke. ‘R’ (CC) (:35) “Route 30” (2008) Curtis Armstrong. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:05) ›› “The Canterville Ghost”
(1986) Danny DeVito. ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ››› “Live!” (2007) Eva Mendes. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) ›› “Red” (2010, Action) Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Boxing Danny Garcia vs. Zab Judah. (N) (Live) 60 Minutes Sports › “U-Turn” (1997, Crime Drama) Sean Penn, Nick Nolte. (S) ‘R’ (:35) ››› “Ransom” (1996, Suspense) Mel Gibson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “That Darn Cat” (1997) Christina Ricci. ‘PG’ (:15) “The Last Play at Shea” ‘NR’ (TMC) › “Legendary” (2010, Drama) Patricia Clarkson. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
