The Brainerd Dispatch TV Week February 23rd 2014

TV Week TV Week

“Late Night With Seth Meyers” premieres Monday on NBC.

Seth Meyers changes floors, desks and jobs

By Jacqueline Cutler © Zap2it

Framed by corner windows looking out on the skyscrapers of Rockefeller Center, Seth Meyers leans back on his new chair in an empty office, feet on desk, hands clasped behind head.

He plans to move into this space but not until he clears out of his job at “Saturday Night Live.”

“I have to move everything down from (the 17th floor); I never wanted it to seem like I was only half there,” he says of “SNL.”

It’s the last Monday in January, and Meyers is gearing up for his final show, after 12 1/2 years. “Late Night With Seth Meyers” premieres Monday, Feb. 24.

In the past year, Meyers turned 40, married and was selected as host of the talk show that technically starts in the morning, at 12:35 a.m. ET.

David Letterman, who hosted it first, suggested Meyers change the title to “The Tomorrow Show.”

“But that seemed presumptuous,” Meyers says, grinning.

And Meyers is not presumptuous.

Is he ready?

“As ready as you can be,” he says, “leaving a place where you were for 12 1/2 years.”

Meyers isn’t quite certain what other people do on Saturday nights.

“Part of it is, really, I am an adult. It (‘SNL’) is a very good thing if you don’t want to grow up,” Meyers says.

The “SNL” schedule is grueling, and Meyers says he’s been sleeping on his office couch Tuesday nights for years, usually getting a restful three hours between 2 and 5 a.m.

“I drink Red Bulls and eat beef jerky and destroy the inner lining of my stomach,” he says. “And yet I will be so emotional tomorrow.”

Earlier in the month, at a Television Critics Association press conference, Meyers announced that Amy Poehler would be his first guest.

“It was immediate,” he says on this gloomy Monday. “As soon as I said yes, I knew she was the best person I would want out there with me. I got hired on ‘SNL’ in the same class as Amy, ’01.”

Meyers, who studied radio, TV and film at Northwestern, recalls watching Tina Fey and Poehler do improv in Chicago.

Acknowledging the top-tier school, Meyers says, “I do test

well. I don’t study well. Being a procrastinator is what drove my parents crazy. But it was perfect training for this.”

He grew up in New Hampshire, adoring “SNL,” recording the show and talking about it with his friends.

“I would bring dates home half an hour early for curfew to get home to watch ‘SNL,’ ” Meyers says. “It gives you an idea of what kind of ladies man I was.”

Meyers is a little self-effacing and very polite. When he’s anchoring “Weekend Update,” he sits back and allows the other players the leeway to shine but doesn’t lose control of the segment.

After eight years, Meyers has held court behind the “Weekend Update” desk the longest and was head writer for nine years.

He’ll be mining much of the same material for “Late Night,” but one advantage of being on weeknights is that he and his 11 writers will get to use more of the jokes they devise. At “SNL,” news that broke early in the week and was ripe for parody was usually other late night comics’ fodder by Saturday.

Now he can use them in the show that will tape around 6 p.m. “Late Night” will begin five nights a week but will switch to four nights a week at an unspecified date.

Meyers, who praises Jay Leno’s monologues, plans to have a strong one for his show, and he wants people to tune in expecting that.

Then, as if worried he had oversold himself, Meyers adds, “It’s a weird thing of not wanting to overpromise and underdeliver.”

He wants guests beyond actors and reality show stars promoting themselves. He wants politicians, writers and athletes “because I have a lot of interests outside of show business,” he says. “I plan to have musicians as guests.”

He would love to have Sarah Palin as a guest. Meyers wrote the skits in which Fey did a dead-on Palin impression. He quickly credits Fey for the success of those skits.

Another ideal guest would be Hillary Clinton.

“I feel like she has a really bright future,” Meyers says, deadpan.

Tom Brady and Peyton Manning are also high on his guest wish list.

One skill Meyers wants to display and has repeatedly demonstrated on “SNL” “is making people look good,” he

says. “On ‘Weekend Update,’ if the person next to you is killing it, it looks really good.

“With all things with the show, it is important to spend the first six months figuring out what the show is, to not overthink it,” he says.

It’s a weird week for Meyers, leaving a job that’s been his home for much of his adult life to jump into an exclusive club of which he’s only the fourth member, after Letterman, Conan O’Brien and Jimmy Fallon.

“The things staying the same are really exciting to me,” he says. “I’m still in New York. I still have the same friends. I am still at 30 Rock.”

There’s some fear about this change; Meyers is too smart to be without fear.

“It is totally different muscles; it is a totally different job,” he says. “I’m reminding myself that I am going into it to learn how to do it.”

“Late Night With Seth Meyers” premieres Monday on NBC.

ACROSS

1. Koppel and Wass

5. One of the Maverick brothers

9. 1964 Harry Guardino movie about a zoologist

10. Enough, for Tom Bradford

12. Suffix for Hallow or velvet

13. __ Turner

16. Small Chevy of the 1990s

17. Initials for a “Cagney & Lacey” star

18. Role on “The Big Bang Theory”

20. Dracula’s title: abbr.

21. Health nut’s lunch, perhaps

23. Prefix for dynamics and space

25. Judge on “Dancing With the Stars”

26. Monogram for the writer of “Little Women”

27. Lennie Briscoe or Cyrus Lupo: abbr.

28. Mike Todd’s last wife

29. Up to the task

30. Actor Gross

32. “__ Mans”; 1971 movie for Steve McQueen

33. “Rags to __” (1987-88)

38. “__’ Blue Eyes”

5. Boo Boo, for one

6. Smallest of 50: abbr.

7. “The __ and I”; Fred MacMurray movie

8. Robin Williams series (3)

9. Take a break

11. Oz visitor

14. Shucks forerunner

15. Ming-__ Wen

18. Fred Dryer series

19. Long-running prime-time soap opera

22. Perceive; sense

24. Foreign ruler’s title

29. __ Romeo; Italian car

31. Perpendicular building wings

34. “__ __ Joke, Son!”; 1947 Una Merkel movie

35. Heston’s initials

36. Half a laugh?

37. Singer James

40. “__ Tree Hill”

42. Emulate Picabo Street

44. “__ Cortez”; 2006 Lou Diamond Phillips film

46. “I __ Legend”; 2007 Will Smith movie

“__ ’70s Show”

NBC weekend fare

Ms. Moorehead 45. “It __ a Thief” (1968-70) 47. Ward, for one

Actress Suzy

1. Troy Gentile series (2)

2. German article

3. Initials for Mr. Niven

4. Role on “The Man From U.N.C.L.E.”

PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

AUTO RACING

Sunday 7:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing CARQUEST Auto Parts Nationals, Qualifying. From Phoenix.

11:00 a.m. ) / NASCAR PreRace (Live)

12:00 p.m. ) / 2014 Daytona 500 From Daytona International Speedway in Daytona Beach, Fla. (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing CARQUEST Auto Parts Nationals. From Phoenix. (Same-day Tape)

Monday

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Tuesday

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Wednesday

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Thursday

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Friday

6:00 p.m. (MSC) 3 Wide Life

The top NASCAR teams and drivers.

Saturday

2:30 p.m. % NASCAR Countdown (Live)

2:45 p.m. % NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series. From Phoenix International Raceway in Avondale, Ariz. (Live)

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series. From Phoenix International Raceway in Avondale, Ariz. (Same-day Tape)

BASEBALL

Wednesday

9:15 a.m. (HBO) The Curious Case of Curt Flood The professional baseball player risks his career.

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Twins Diamond Awards

Thursday

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Twins Diamond Awards

2:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Twins Diamond Awards (WGN-A) Chicago Cubs at Arizona Diamondbacks. From HoHoKam Park in Mesa, Ariz. (Live)

Friday

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Twins Diamond Awards

Saturday

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Boston Red Sox at Minnesota Twins. From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Boston Red Sox at Minnesota Twins. From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla.

BASKETBALL

Sunday

11:00 a.m. _ Big Ten Wildcard: Teams TBA. (Live)

11:30 a.m. % NBA Countdown

(Live)

(MSC) Courtside Jones

12:00 p.m. % Los Angeles Clippers at Oklahoma City Thunder. From Chesapeake Energy Arena in Oklahoma City. (Live)

(ESPN) Women’s College

Duke at Notre Dame. (Live)

(MSC) Women’s College Florida at South Carolina. (Live)

1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Women’s College Kentucky at Texas

A&M. (Live)

2:00 p.m. (MSC) Women’s College Oklahoma State at Texas Tech. (Live)

2:30 p.m. % Chicago Bulls at Miami Heat. From the AmericanAirlines Arena in Miami. (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Women’s College Maryland at Georgia Tech. (Live)

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Seton Hall at Creighton. (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

7:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Houston Rockets at Phoenix Suns.

From US Airways Center in Phoenix. (Live) (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Portland Trail Blazers. From the Rose Garden in Portland, Ore. (Live)

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Houston Rockets at Phoenix Suns. From US Airways Center in Phoenix. (Same-day Tape)

1:30 a.m. (ESPN) Chicago Bulls at Miami Heat. From the AmericanAirlines Arena in Miami. (Same-day Tape)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Los Angeles Clippers at Oklahoma City Thunder. From Chesapeake Energy Arena in Oklahoma City. (Same-day Tape) (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Portland Trail Blazers. From the Rose Garden in Portland, Ore.

3:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Dunks of the Year Monday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Timberwolves at Portland Trail Blazers. From the Rose Garden in Portland, Ore.

10:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Timberwolves at Portland Trail Blazers. From the Rose Garden in Portland, Ore.

1:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

2:00 p.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Syracuse at Maryland. (Live)

(ESPN2) Women’s College

Penn State at Nebraska. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Oklahoma at Kansas. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College

Basketball Live (Live)

2:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

Tuesday

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Florida at Vanderbilt. (Live) (ESPN2) Kansas State at Texas Tech. (Live)

6:30 p.m. (WGN-A) Chicago Bulls at Atlanta Hawks. From Philips Arena in Atlanta. (Live)

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Phoenix Suns. From US Airways Center in Phoenix.

10:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Phoenix Suns. From US Airways Center in Phoenix.

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Georgia Tech at Notre Dame. (Live) (MSC) Miami at Virginia. (Live)

6:30 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) New Orleans Pelicans at Dallas Mavericks. From American Airlines Center in Dallas. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) California at Arizona. (Live) (MSC) South Carolina at Auburn. (Live)

7:00 p.m. (TNT) New York Knicks at Miami Heat. From the AmericanAirlines Arena in Miami. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (TNT) Brooklyn Nets at Denver Nuggets. From the Pepsi Center in Denver. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College

Basketball Live (Live)

(TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)

Friday

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Iona at Manhattan. (Live)

6:30 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Golden State Warriors at New York Knicks.

From Madison Square Garden in New York. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (ESPN) New Orleans Pelicans at Phoenix Suns.

From US Airways Center in Phoenix. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Golden State Warriors at New York Knicks.

From Madison Square Garden in New York.

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) New Orleans Pelicans at Phoenix Suns.

From US Airways Center in Phoenix. (Same-day Tape) Saturday

10:00 a.m. (ESPN) College

GameDay From Stillwater, Okla. (Live)

11:00 a.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2)

Teams TBA. (Live)

12:00 p.m. _ NCAA Men of March

12:30 p.m. _ NCAA Men of March

1:00 p.m. _ Louisville at Memphis. (Live)

(ESPN) (ESPN2) Teams TBA.

(Live)

1:30 p.m. 7 North Carolina at Virginia Tech. (Live)

3:00 p.m. _ LSU at Florida.

(Live)

(ESPN) (ESPN2) Teams TBA.

(Live)

5:00 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2)

Teams TBA. (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) College

GameDay (Live)

(ESPN2) UC Santa Barbara at UC Davis. (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

7:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Indiana at Wisconsin. (Live) (ESPN2) Wichita State at Bradley. (Live) (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Phoenix Suns. From US Airways Center in Phoenix. (Live)

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College

Basketball Live (Live) (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Phoenix Suns. From US Airways Center in Phoenix.

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

1:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

2:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

Wednesday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live

9:30 p.m. (ESPN) Houston Rockets at Los Angeles Clippers. From Staples Center in Los Angeles. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live) (MSC) Women’s College Iowa State at Oklahoma State. (Same-day Tape)

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College Basketball Live (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Houston Rockets at Los Angeles Clippers. From Staples Center in Los Angeles.

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) New Orleans Pelicans at Dallas Mavericks. From American Airlines Center in Dallas. (Same-day Tape)

Thursday

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Women’s College Iowa State at Oklahoma State.

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Women’s College Iowa State at Oklahoma State.

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live)

12:30 a.m. (MSC) Countdown to Canelo-Angulo

Tuesday

10:45 a.m. (HBO) Road to Chavez Jr./Vera II Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. and Bryan Vera train for a rematch.

2:20 a.m. (HBO) Road to Chavez Jr./Vera II Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. and Bryan Vera train for a rematch.

Thursday

3:30 p.m. (HBO) Road to Chavez Jr./Vera II Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. and Bryan Vera train for a rematch.

Friday

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Friday Night Fights: Boxcino Tournament. Middleweight quarterfinal round. From Hammond, Ind. (Live) (SHOW) All Access

8:30 p.m. (SHOW) ShoBox: The New Generation. (Live)

11:30 p.m. (SHOW) All Access

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Golden Boy: Sadam Ali vs. Jay Krupp. From Brooklyn, N.Y. (HBO) Road to Chavez Jr./ Vera II Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. and Bryan Vera train for a rematch.

Saturday

11:15 a.m. (HBO) Road to Chavez Jr./Vera II Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. and Bryan Vera train for a rematch.

8:45 p.m. (HBO) Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. vs. Bryan Vera. Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. takes on Bryan Vera in the 12-round main event, from San Antonio, Texas. (Live)

FOOTBALL

Monday

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Vikings Huddle A community and family-oriented show hosted by the Voice of the Vikings, Paul Allen.

Tuesday

4:10 a.m. (HBO) Breaking the Huddle: The Integration of College Football The Civil Rights movement of the 1960s affects the racial status quo of college athletics.

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Kansas at Oklahoma State. (Live)

8:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live

(Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Gonzaga at St. Mary’s. (Live)

(MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Sacramento Kings. From Sleep Train Arena in Sacramento, Calif. (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College

Basketball Live (Live)

11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

(MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

2:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Timberwolves at Sacramento Kings. From Sleep Train Arena in Sacramento, Calif.

3:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

4:00 a.m. (MSC) Women’s College Texas-El Paso at Rice.

(Same-day Tape)

BOXING

Sunday

8:45 a.m. (HBO) Road to Chavez Jr./Vera II Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. and Bryan Vera train for a rematch.

Thursday

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Vikings Huddle A community and family-oriented show hosted by the Voice of the Vikings, Paul Allen.

Saturday

8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

12:00 p.m. 7 Vikings Huddle A community and family-oriented show hosted by the Voice of the Vikings, Paul Allen.

GOLF

Sunday

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) WGC Accenture Match Play Championship, Semifinals. From the Golf Club at Dove Mountain in Marana, Ariz. (Live)

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Honda LPGA Thailand, Final Round. From Chonburi, Thailand. (Sameday Tape)

1:00 p.m. _ WGC Accenture Match Play Championship, Finals. From the Golf Club at

PLAYING FIELD

HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

Dove Mountain in Marana, Ariz. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) WGC Accenture Match Play Championship, Finals. From the Golf Club at Dove Mountain in Marana, Ariz. (Same-day Tape)

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) WGC Accenture Match Play Championship, Finals. From the Golf Club at Dove Mountain in Marana, Ariz.

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Monday

10:00 a.m. (GOLF) WGC Accenture Match Play Championship, Semifinals. From the Golf Club at Dove Mountain in Marana, Ariz.

1:00 p.m. (GOLF) WGC Accenture Match Play Championship, Finals. From the Golf Club at Dove Mountain in Marana, Ariz.

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

9:00 p.m. (GOLF) In Play With

Jimmy Roberts

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

12:00 a.m. (GOLF) In Play With

Jimmy Roberts

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Tuesday

11:00 a.m. (GOLF) In Play With

Jimmy Roberts

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Honda LPGA Thailand, Final Round. From Chonburi, Thailand.

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) In Play With

Jimmy Roberts

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy

6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions

Tour Learning Center

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) PGA Tour Golf

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) In Play With

Jimmy Roberts

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions

Tour Learning Center

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Wednesday

10:00 a.m. (GOLF) In Play With Jimmy Roberts

11:00 a.m. (GOLF) School of Golf Keys for getting up and down from numerous lies.

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy

12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Volvo Golf Champions Highlights

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions

Tour Learning Center

3:00 p.m. (GOLF) In Play With Jimmy Roberts

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) European Tour Weekly Highlights and previews of the European Golf Tour.

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf

8:00 p.m. (GOLF) In Play With Jimmy Roberts

9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy

9:30 p.m. (GOLF) HSBC Women’s Champions, First Round. From Singapore. (Live)

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

Thursday

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Tshwane

Open, First Round. From South Africa. (Same-day Tape)

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Honda Classic, First Round. Players expected to compete include Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Rory McIlroy, Adam Scott and Sergio Garcia. From Palm Beach Gardens, Fla. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Honda Classic, First Round. Players expected to compete include Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Rory McIlroy, Adam Scott and Sergio Garcia. From Palm Beach Gardens, Fla.

9:30 p.m. (GOLF) HSBC

Women’s Champions, Second Round. From Singapore. (Live)

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) In Play With Jimmy Roberts

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) In Play With Jimmy Roberts

Friday

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Tshwane

Open, Second Round. From South Africa. (Same-day Tape)

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Honda Classic, Second Round. Players expected to compete include Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Rory McIlroy, Adam Scott and Sergio Garcia. From Palm Beach Gardens, Fla. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Honda Classic, Second Round. Players expected to compete include Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Rory McIlroy, Adam Scott and Sergio Garcia. From Palm Beach Gardens, Fla.

9:30 p.m. (GOLF) HSBC Women’s Champions, Third Round. From Singapore. (Live)

4:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy Hal Sutton shares tips to drive it longer and straighter.

4:30 a.m. (GOLF) Tshwane Open, Third Round. From South Africa. (Live)

Saturday

10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Honda Classic, Third Round. Players expected to compete include Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Rory McIlroy, Adam Scott and Sergio Garcia. From Palm Beach Gardens, Fla. (Live)

2:00 p.m. + Honda Classic, Third Round. From Palm Beach Gardens, Fla. (Live) (GOLF) Honda Classic, Spotlight Coverage. From Palm Beach Gardens, Fla. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Honda Classic, Third Round. Players expected to compete include Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Rory McIlroy, Adam Scott and Sergio Garcia. From Palm Beach Gardens, Fla.

Hockey Day hero to beat the stars.

Tuesday

2:00 p.m. (MSC) NHL Hockey

Elk River’s Nate Prosser is a Hockey Day hero to beat the stars.

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.

Thursday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.

8:00 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

8:30 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at Edmonton Oilers.

Saturday

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Hockey USA

Under-18 at Michigan State. (Live)

7:00 p.m. ) Alabama-Huntsville at Bemidji State. (Live) + Pittsburgh Penguins at Chicago Blackhawks. From Soldier Field in Chicago. (Live)

OLYMPICS

Sunday

6:00 a.m. + XXII Winter Olympics Hockey. From Sochi, Russia. Hockey: men’s gold medal final. (Live)

1:00 p.m. + XXII Winter Olympics Cross-Country Skiing, Bobsled. From Sochi, Russia. Cross-country skiing: men’s 50km freestyle gold medal final; bobsled: fourman. (Same-day Tape)

6:00 p.m. + Sochi Gold From Sochi, Russia.

7:30 p.m. + XXII Winter Olympics Closing Ceremony. From Sochi, Russia. (Sameday Tape)

10:35 p.m. + XXII Winter Olympics Closing Ceremony. From Sochi, Russia.

OUTDOORS

Sunday

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Jason Mitchell Outdoors

9:30 a.m. (MSC) Keyes Outdoors

10:00 a.m. / Midwest Outdoors Helping people enjoy the outdoors.

12:00 p.m. + Minnesota

Bound

11:05 p.m. ) Midwest Outdoors

Monday

6:00 p.m. (MSC) We Love It! Outdoors

10:00 p.m. (MSC) We Love It!

Tuesday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) We Love It! Outdoors

5:00 p.m. (MSC) We Love It!

Wednesday

8:30 a.m. (MSC) We Love It! Outdoors

Friday

5:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Fishing Bassmaster Classic, Day 1. From Birmingham, Ala.

SOCCER

Sunday

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.

Monday

4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.

Tuesday

9:00 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Round of 16, 1st Leg — Bayer 04 Leverkusen vs Paris SaintGermain FC. From BayArena in Leverkusen, North RhineWestphalia, Germany.

11:30 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Round of 16, 1st Leg — AC Milan vs Club Atletico de Madrid. From Giuseppe Meazza Stadium in Milan, Lombardy, Italy.

4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.

Wednesday

8:00 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Highlights

The best action of the day’s action.

2:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Round of 16, 1st Leg — Arsenal FC vs FC Bayern Munich. From Emirates Stadium in London, England.

4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.

Thursday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Highlights

The best action of the day’s action.

4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.

Friday

9:30 p.m. (GOLF) HSBC Women’s Champions, Final Round. From Singapore. (Live)

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) In Play With Jimmy Roberts

4:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy

4:30 a.m. (GOLF) Tshwane Open, Final Round. From South Africa. (Live)

HOCKEY

Monday

7:00 p.m. (MSC) NHL Hockey

Elk River’s Nate Prosser is a Hockey Day hero to beat the stars.

9:00 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.

9:30 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.

12:00 a.m. (MSC) NHL Hockey

Elk River’s Nate Prosser is a

From Rexall Place in Edmonton, Alberta. (Live)

11:00 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

Friday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wild Live

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at Edmonton Oilers. From Rexall Place in Edmonton, Alberta.

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at Edmonton Oilers.

From Rexall Place in Edmonton, Alberta.

7:30 p.m. ) Alabama-Huntsville at Bemidji State. (Live)

8:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

9:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Wild at Vancouver Canucks.

From Rogers Arena in Vancouver, B.C. (Live)

11:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

12:00 a.m. ) Alabama-Huntsville at Bemidji State.

10:30 a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Angling Edge Dynamic color combos for smallmouth bass; crankbait patters for Great Lakes trout.

11:00 a.m. (MSC) John Gillespie’s Water & Woods A tour of Wisconsin’s best fishing spots.

Saturday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Lund the Ultimate Fishing Experience

7:30 a.m. (MSC) We Love It!

Outdoors

9:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Fishing Bassmaster Classic, Day 1. From Birmingham, Ala. (Taped) (MSC) John Gillespie’s Water & Woods A tour of Wisconsin’s best fishing spots.

9:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors Helping people enjoy the outdoors.

10:30 a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Angling Edge Summer walleyes on deep offshore structures; largemouth vs. smallmouth bass locations.

2:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Round of 16, 1st Leg — Olympiacos FC vs Manchester United FC. From Karaiskakis Stadium in Piraeus, Attica, Greece. (Taped)

4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.

5:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Europa League Highlights

Saturday

3:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Round of 16, 1st Leg — Galatasary A.S. vs Chelsea FC. From Turk Telekom Arena in Istanbul.

WINTER SPORTS

Sunday

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.

Thursday

8:00 a.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.

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(3:55) ››› “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” (2004) “Natural Born” (SHOW) “Reunion” ›› “The Magic of Belle Isle” (2012) Morgan Freeman. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (:25) › “As Cool as I Am” (2013) Claire Danes. ‘R’ (CC) Billy Joel: A Matter of Trust - The Bridge to Russia (CC) ››› “Sling Blade” (1996, Drama) Billy Bob Thornton, Dwight Yoakam, J.T. Walsh. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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› “Original Sin” (2001, Suspense) Antonio Banderas, Angelina Jolie. (S) ‘R’

››› “Out of Sight” (1998, Crime Drama) George Clooney. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “Lawless” (2012, Crime Drama) Shia LaBeouf. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Veronica Guerin” (2003) Cate Blanchett. ‘R’

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M PaidPaidPaidPaidDailyColbertSunnySouth PkKroll(:45) Kroll ShowChapChap(:18) ›› “Life” (1999) Eddie Murphy. KeyKeyFturamaFturamaSouth PkTosh.0

T (:15) Kroll ShowCommun(:18) ›› “Coneheads” (1993) (CC) Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0

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W Fturama(:45) Community(:17) › “Your Highness” (2011) (CC) South PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth Pk

TH ComedyKeyCommun(:20) ››› “Galaxy Quest” (1999) Tim Allen. SunnySunnySunnyFturama

F Tosh.0(:45) Community“National-European” Work.

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M (5:00) Mike & Mike First Take Numbers NeverFirst Take SportsNationQuestionQuestionInsidersESPN AroundPardon T

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M ChapletRosaryDaily MassSunday PrimeMother AngelicaWomen RosaryDaily MassThe Best ofReliSaintChapletRosaryTruthAnimatThe FriarBkmrkAt LastLove

T Life on the RockMother Angelica Threshold of Hope CatholicChildrenChoices

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TH EWTN LiveSandalsReli Surrender to God TruthDivineCat ChatFind At Last

M PaidPaidWolvesWolvesSports UnlimitedNBA Basketball WolvesCourtSpotlightNBA Basketball WolvesCourtSpotlightGame FameVikings Wolves World Poker Tour

T We Love Due UFC UnleashedUEFA Champions League Soccer UEFA Champions League Soccer NHL Hockey WildWildWe Love Due

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W WolvesWolvesChamp.We Love NBA Basketball WolvesCourtWordsNBA Basketball Hard ChargeUEFA Champions League Soccer Golf LifeACC

TH Champ.WildSledFishingWomen’s College Basketball Twins AwardsWomen’s College Basketball Twins AwardsWorld Poker TourVikings WolvesUFC Unleashed

M ›› “America’s Sweethearts” (2001) › “Down to Earth” (2001) Chris Rock. ››› “The Mask” (1994) Jim Carrey. ›› “White Chicks” (2004) Shawn Wayans. MotherMotherTwo Two ››› “The Other Guys”

T Ellen ››› “The Mask” (1994) Jim Carrey. ›› “White Chicks” (2004) Shawn Wayans. ››› “The Other Guys” (2010) Will Ferrell. Two Two ›› “30 Minutes or Less” (2011) MotherMotherTwo

W ››› “Thirteen Days” (2000) Kevin Costner, Steven Culp. ››› “The Missing” (2003, Western) Tommy Lee Jones. ››› “Black Hawk Down” (2001, War) Josh Hartnett. Two Two ››› “Thor” (2011) Chris Hemsworth.

F Due Wild Best Of Best Of NHL Hockey: Wild at OilersAnglingWaterOutdoorNHL Hockey: Wild at OilersDue SnowUEFA Champions League Soccer UEFA Highlights (FX)

TH Ellen ››› “Black Hawk Down” (2001, War) Josh Hartnett. Two Two ›› “Enemy at the Gates” (2001, War) Joseph Fiennes. MotherMotherTwo Anger“Captain America: The First Avenger”

F ›› “Enemy at the Gates” (2001, War) Joseph Fiennes. › “Legion” (2010) Paul Bettany. ›› “Predators” (2010) Adrien Brody. Two Two ›› “Step Brothers” (2008, Comedy) Two Two MotherMother (GOLF) Morning Drive Morning Drive Varied Programs PGA Tour GolfVaried Programs CentralVaried (HGTV)

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W House H.KitchenKitchenKitchenKitchenKitchenKitchenKitchenKitchenKitchen Buying and SellingBuying and SellingBuying and SellingBuying and SellingBuying and SellingBuying and Selling

TH House HuntersHouse HuntersHouse HuntersHouse HuntersHouse Hunters Hunt IntlRehabRehabRehabRehabRehabRehabRehabRehabRehabRehabRehab

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M BalanceBalanceUnsolved MysteryFrasierFrasierFrasierFrasierFrasierFrasierMotherMotherGrey’s AnatomyGrey’s AnatomyCharmed Charmed Hoarders Hoarders

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M PaidPaidPaidPaidTattooTattooTattooTattooTattooTattooTattooTattooTattooTattooTattoo › “A Man Apart” (2003) Vin Diesel. (S) ›› “The Fast and the Furious” (S)

T Ink MasterInk MasterInk MasterInk MasterInk MasterInk MasterInk MasterInk MasterInk MasterInk Master

W CopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCops ››› “The Rock” (1996) Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage. (S) › “The Marine” (2006) John Cena. (S) “G.I. Joe: Cobra”

Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.PAWUmiUmiDora...Dora...BubbleBubblePAWPAWWallyPeterSponge.Sponge.Sponge.ParentsRabbidsSanjaySponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge. (SPIKE)

TH › “The Marine” (2006) John Cena. (S) › “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” (2009) Channing Tatum. ›› “The Fast and the Furious” (2001) (S) ›› “2 Fast 2 Furious” (2003) Paul Walker. (S)

M PaidPaid › “The Pumpkin Karver” (2006) (CC) ›› “Chain Letter” (2010) Nikki Reed. “The Seamstress” (2009, Horror) (CC) ›› “Open Graves” (2009) (CC) ›› “The Ruins” (2008, Horror) (CC) “Final Dest. 2”

T Haunted CollectorHaunted CollectorHaunted CollectorHaunted CollectorHaunted CollectorHaunted CollectorHaunted CollectorFace Off Face Off Face Off Face Off

W Ghost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost Hunters

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TH ZoneZone“Hybrid” (2007) Justine Bateman. (CC) “Monsterwolf” (2010) Leonor Varela. “Wolvesbayne” (2009) Jeremy London. ››› “War Wolves” (2009) (CC) “Red: Werewolf Hunter” (2010) (CC)

M VeggieK. ShookSuperJ. MeyerCrefloJ. HageePrinceY’r DayCopeProphGoodPrecious MemoriesJewishLife ToSecretsThe 700 ClubJ. HageeJewishPraise the Lord

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W Change The CreationProclaim J. Meyer Call2All FaithBest of PraiseMain Stage

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T ››› “The Black Swan” ››› “Lifeboat” (1944) (:15) ››› “In Cold Blood” (1967) Robert Blake. “She Wore a Yellow Ribbon”(:15) ››› “Guys and Dolls” (1955) Marlon Brando. (CC) ››› “1776” (1972) William Daniels.

W ››› “Key Largo” (1948) (CC) (DVS) ›››› “National Velvet” (1944) (:15) ››› “The Bad and the Beautiful” (1952) ›››› “Elmer Gantry” (1960) Burt Lancaster. ››› “Butterflies Are Free” (1972) “Year of Living”

TH ››› “Morning Glory” (CC) ››› “Dangerous” (1935) ››› “Kitty Foyle” (1940) (CC) (DVS) ›››› “Anastasia” (1956) Premiere. ›› “Butterfield 8” (1960) (CC) (DVS) ››› “Two Women” (1961, Drama) “Prime-Brodie”

(:15) ››› “Captains Courageous”(:15) “The Philadelphia Story” (1940) (:15) ›››› “Yankee Doodle Dandy” (1942) (:45) ››› “Cyrano de Bergerac”(:45) ››› “Charly” (1968) (CC) (DVS) (:45) ››› “Philadelphia” (TLC) Baby’s MultiplesBabyBaby19 Kids19 KidsPregnantPregnantExtreme Extreme What Not to Wear19 Kids19 KidsCoupleCoupleGownGownWedVaried Programs (TNT) Charmed Charmed SupernaturalSupernaturalSupernaturalBones Bones Bones Bones Castle Castle Castle (TOON) TeenBeyPokeScoobyMovie GarfieldLooney TunesTom & JerryJerryJerryJohnnyJohnnyGumballGumballAdvenAdvenRegularRegularVaried Programs (TRAV) PaidPaidPaidPaidHotelsHotelsNo ReservationVaried Programs Food ParadiseBizarre FoodsFoodFoodBizarre Foods (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Varied Programs (TVLAND) PaidPaidPaidPaidGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffith(:38) Gunsmoke (11:49) GunsmokeGunsmokeBonanza Bonanza GriffithGriffithGriffithGriffith (USA)

M Burn NoticeBurn Notice ›› “The Mechanic” (2011, Action) NCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los Angeles

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W ››› “The Prestige” (2006, Drama) Hugh Jackman. (CC) NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS

TH Law Order: CILaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVU

F (5:00) ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End”CSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime Scene NCIS NCIS

(WGN-A) PrinceCrefloRobisonPaidWalker, RangerWalker, RangerLaw & OrderLaw & OrderNews Law & OrderLaw & OrderLaw Order: CILaw Order: CIFunny Videos

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“The Man in the Iron Mask” (S) (:15) ››› “Mary and Martha” (2013)

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TH (5:30) ›› “Meet Joe Black” (1998) Brad Pitt. (S) › “Screwed” (2000) (S) “Love, Marilyn” (2012) (S) (CC) ›› “Now You See Me” (2013) (S) › “Supernova” (2000) (S) Happy“Harry Potter-Chamber”

M “Diary-Dog Day” (:20) ›› “K-PAX” (2001) (S) (CC) (:25) ›› “Mama” (2013) (S) (:10) ›› “Ted” (2012) Mark Wahlberg. (:05) ››› “Kiss of Death” (1995) (S) (2:50) “Lethal Weapon” (S) “Five Engage”

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TH Patch“Ace Ventura” (:15) ›› “Bee Season” (2005) (S) (:15) ››› “The Game” (1997) Michael Douglas. › “Identity Thief” (2013) (S) (CC) ››› “The Bourne Legacy” (2012) MAX/Set“Sherlock-Game”

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TH “Stranger-Us”(6:50) ›› “Swing Kids”(:45) ››› “Quiz Show” (1994) John Turturro. ››› “Sling Blade” (1996) (S) (CC) Trevor Noah: African“Barbershop 2: Back in Business” (S) “Twilight Saga: Breaking 2”

M “Politics of Love” (2010) (S) ›› “Good Boy!” (2003) (S) › “Loosies” (2011) (S) (CC) ››› “Chuck & Buck” (S) (:05) › “The Darkest Hour”(:35) ›› “Resistance” (S) (:15) ›› “The 13th Warrior” (1999) ›› “Sinister” (S)

T “Dawn Rider” (S) (:10) ›› “Local Boys” (2002) (S) (CC) (8:50) ›› “Basquiat” (1996) (:40) ›› “The Reluctant Fundamentalist” (2012) (12:50) ›› “Newsies” (1992) (S) (CC) ›› “Undiscovered” (2005) “Passing Strange”

F “Quality Balls” ››› “Miami Rhapsody”(:45) ›› “When a Man Loves a Woman” (1994) Another Day, Another TimeLlewyn Davis(:25) › “As Cool as I Am” ››› “Silver Linings Playbook” (S) (:05) “Crash” (S) (TMC)

W ›› “All Night Long” (1981) ›› “White Squall” (1996) (S) (CC) (:40) ›› “Men With Brooms” (2002) ›› “Gun Shy” (2000) (CC) (:15) ››› “Being John Malkovich”(:10) ››› “Cool Runnings” (1993) “Varsity Blues” (S)

TH Vampire(:35) ›› “Sea Beast” (CC) (:05) ›› “The Pledge” (CC) (:35) “Blast” (2004)

“Doof Daily: Why I Hate Going to the Movies!” youtu.be/Cr5nyF8XPRE

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (voice by Dan Povenmire), the resident evil scientist from Disney Channel’s “Phineas and Ferb,” focuses his weekly rant on going to movie theaters, saying, “You want to know why they call them ‘concessions’? Because the prices force you to compromise your sense of self-worth in exchange for some burst corn kernels and lukewarm sugar water, also made from corn.”

“Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee — George Costanza: The Over Cheer,” www.crackle.com/c/comedians-in-cars-getting-coffee/ george-costanza-the-overcheer/

In this episode of the Crackle series that made its debut during the Super Bowl, Jerry Seinfeld is driving a green 1976 AMC Pacer, “a total disaster from initial concept to final execution.” He picks up George Costanza (Jason Alexander), the best pal of his alter ego from the long-running sitcom “Seinfeld,” to go for some java during the big game.

Burrell has advice for the ‘Worst Cooks in America’ and chef

Having launched its fifth season last week, and airing Mondays on Food Network, “Worst Cooks in America” takes a team of cooking failures and seeks to give them culinary competence – in search of a $25,000 grand prize.

On hand to help them are chefs, hosts and coaches Bobby Flay and Anne Burrell. Burrell takes a few minutes off from filming to answer some questions about the effort to turn kitchen zeros into kitchen heroes.

Q: Now that you’re several seasons in, what things do all these terrible cooks have in common at the start?

A: All the recruits throughout the seasons are hopelessly bad cooks. I call them my “lovable losers.” It’s pretty much a sad state of affairs.

Q: What has proven to be the most difficult skill to master?

IN FOCUS

A: Knife cuts. This is a skill all chefs and cooks spend time perfecting. These recruits are beginners, so it takes some time to develop.

Q: What skill do they seem to pick up most quickly?

A: Mise en place. They usually realize the importance of prep work before starting to cook early on.

Q: There seem to be a lot of bad or, at minimum, barely competent cooks in America. What has contributed to the decline in basic culinary skills?

A: I think the desire to cook stems from childhood. I grew up in a house where my mom was always cooking. It wasn’t an occasion. It was every day. And I know that motivated me to get in the kitchen and cook. Also, now there are so many products

“What the Funny,” www. whatthefunny.com

With the tag line “We drop the ‘F’ word,” this site is the brainchild of Randy Adams, a co-founder and former director at “Funny or Die,” and Marlon Wayans, who had described it as the “ ‘In Living Color’ of the Web.” The site features short comedy videos with an urban flair.

“Blue Mountain State,” www.crackle.com/c/bluemountain-state

Three freshmen arrive at college-football powerhouse Blue Mountain State University, where they discover that girls and nonstop hazing are going to be as much a focus of their lives as playing for the out-of-control Blue Mountain Goats. Darin Brooks stars.

SOLUTION client fill

available in stores that people don’t have to cook. There are too many shortcuts.

Q: What three techniques should every cook learn?

A: Knife cuts, mise en place and basic, lowtech components to cooking such as reading a recipe. Do you have all the ingredients you need? Measuring your ingredients. These are all necessary for basic cooking.

Q: What are the top staple items every cook should have, even if they aren’t highly skilled?

A: The holy trinity in my kitchen is salt, olive oil and bacon. I stand by that.

Q: What’s the most fun about teaching these people?

A: When I see people start to learn and take initiative without me having to direct them; when I see their “a-ha!” moment. I love to witness their success.

Q: Have you become a better teacher over the years, and in what ways?

A: Yes, of course! The more experience I get teaching, the more I understand how people process information and how people respond to different things. And my patience has certainly increased!

Anne Burrell

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Sam Elliott. (CC)

(1989, Action) Patrick Swayze, Kelly Lynch, Sam Elliott. (CC)

Days Later” (2002) Cillian Murphy. Survivors evade virus-infected humans in London.

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››› “Crash” (2004, Drama) Sandra Bullock, Don Cheadle. (S) ‘R’ (CC) House of Lies (S) EpisodesShameless (S) (CC) Inside Comedy Gigolos (CC) Paul Mooney: The Godfather of Comedy (S) (CC) Shaquille O’Neal: Comedy Snoop: The Bad Girls of Comedy (:45) ››› “Quality Balls: The David Steinberg Story” (:05) ›› “But I’m a Cheerleader” ‘R’ (TMC) “Passing Strange The Movie” (2009)

›› “The Producers” (2005, Musical Comedy) Nathan Lane, Matthew Broderick. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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›› “Another Day in Paradise” (1999) James Woods. (:15) ›› “The Substance of Fire” (1996, Drama) Ron Rifkin. Premiere. ‘R’

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Gibson.

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Impossible III” (2006) Tom Cruise. Agent Ethan Hunt faces the toughest villain of his career.

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(4:50) ›› “Patch Adams” (1999) (S) (SHOW) “Coach Carter” (:20) ›› “Step Up Revolution” (2012) Ryan Guzman. Shameless (S) (CC) EpisodesHouse of Lies (S) Billy Joel: A Matter of Trust - The Bridge to Russia (CC)

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›› “Gangster Squad” (2013, Crime Drama) Josh Brolin. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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“Crocodile Hunter: Collision” (MAX) “Sherlock HolmesGame” (:15) › “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” (2012) Benjamin Walker. (S) ‘R’

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“Birthday Sex” (2012, Adult) Amber Rayne. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

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›› “The Look of Love” (2013, Biography) Steve Coogan. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

› “Java Heat” (2013) Kellan Lutz, Ario Bayu. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Killing Them Softly” (2012) Brad Pitt. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Father Knows Breast” (2013, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

› “The Devil’s Rejects” (2005, Horror) Sid Haig, Bill Moseley. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls” (2008) ‘R’ (:40) “Gone”

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›››› “Casablanca” (1942, Drama) Humphrey Bogart. (CC) (DVS)

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››› “For Whom the Bell Tolls” (1943) Gary Cooper. An American soldier of fortune fights in Spain’s Civil War. (CC)

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(12:15) ››› “Prometheus” (2012, Science Fiction) Noomi Rapace, Charlize Theron. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:25) ››› “Shaun of the Dead” (2004) Simon Pegg. (:10) “Whoopi Goldberg Presents Moms Mabley” (2013) “Rebound” (MAX) (4:30)

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›› “The Siege” (1998, Suspense) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “American Loser” (2007) Seann William Scott.

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(:15) › “The Three Musketeers” (2011) Matthew MacFadyen. (S) ‘PG-13’ “Lemony Snicket’s Series” (TMC) (5:20) ›› “Veronica Guerin” (2003) ›› “Diary of a Mad Black Woman” (2005) Kimberly Elise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Passing Strange The Movie” (2009, Musical) De’Adre Aziza, Daniel Breaker. ‘NR’

“The Coalition” (2013) Adrienne Bailon. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “Lawless” (2012, Crime Drama) Shia LaBeouf. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “Carlito’s Way: Rise to Power” (2005) (S) ‘R’

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›››› “On the Waterfront” (1954) Marlon Brando, Eva Marie Saint. (CC)

›››› “Gandhi” (1982, Biography) Ben Kingsley, Candice Bergen, Edward Fox. A portrait of the man who led India to independence. (CC) ›››› “A Man for All Seasons” (1966) (CC) (TLC)

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(HBO) (5:30) ›› “Rebound” (2005) ‘PG’ ›› “Spawn” (1997) John Leguizamo. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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(:45) ›› “The Three Stooges” (2012) Sean Hayes.

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(:45) ››› “Walk the Line” (2005, Biography) Joaquin Phoenix. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Journey 2: The Mysterious Island” (2012) (S) ‘PG’ MAX on Set (S) (12:50) ››› “Casino” (1995) Robert De Niro. A mob employee makes a play for power in 1970s Las Vegas. ‘R’ (CC)

(3:50) ››› “The Negotiator” (1998) Samuel L. Jackson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) “Lemony Snicket’s Series” (:15) ›› “The Iron Lady” (2011, Biography) Meryl Streep. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Lincoln” (2012, Historical Drama) Daniel DayLewis, Sally Field. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›››› “That’s What I Am” (2011) Ed Harris. ‘PG’

(:15) “Bending the Rules” (2012) Jamie Kennedy. (CC) (:40) › “Bunraku” (2010, Action) Josh Hartnett, Woody Harrelson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “The Ghost Writer” (2010, Drama) Pierce Brosnan, Ewan McGregor. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1” (2011) Kristen Stewart.

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(ESPN2) College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) College Basketball UC Santa Barbara at UC Davis. (N) (Live) College Basketball Gonzaga at St. Mary’s. (N) (Live)

Basketball NBA Tonight (N) 30 for 30 (CC) 30 for 30 (CC) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series. (N Same-day Tape) Fishing Bassmaster Classic, Day 1.

(EWTN) Mother AngelicaKarol: A Man Who RosaryLiving RightCampusLectioDaily Mass (CC) Beati.SavoringSaint Francis and Holy Wd.LectioEWTN Live LivingAngelus Pope (FAM) (5:30) “Cinderella”(:15) ›››› “The Little Mermaid” ››› “Mulan” (1998) Lea Salonga ›› “Charlie St. Cloud” (2010, Drama) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidZ. LevittPaidMass

(FNC) FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice With Judge Jeanine (N) Geraldo at Large (N) (S) (CC) Red Eye Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large (S) (CC) Red Eye Huckabee Justice With Judge Jeanine Huckabee FOX and Friends Sunday (N)

(FSN) Hockey USA Under-18 at Michigan State. (N) WolvesNBA Basketball: Timberwolves at Kings WolvesMLB Baseball NBA Basketball WolvesWomen’s College Basketball (FX) “X-Men: First” ››› “Thor” (2011, Action) Chris Hemsworth. ›› “Iron Man 2” (2010) Robert Downey Jr. AngerWilfredWilfredLouieLouieWilfredWilfredLouiePaidPaidPaidPaid

(GOLF) (5:30) PGA Tour Golf Honda Classic, Third Round. LPGA Tour Golf HSBC Women’s Champions, Final Round. From Singapore. (N) (Live) In Play With Jimmy Roberts Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Golf Acad. European PGA Tour Golf Tshwane Open, Final Round.

(HGTV) Property BrothersProperty BrothersProperty BrothersHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlProperty BrothersHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlProperty BrothersPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(HIST) PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPaidKnife Show/Cutlery Corner (S) (CC) Paid

(LIFE) (5:00) Movie“Happy Face Killer” (2014) Premiere. Happy FaceBeyond Head.“Happy Face Killer” (2014, Docudrama) Happy FaceBeyond Head.ChrisChrisPaidPaidPaidPaid

(NBCSN) College Hockey Penn State at Minnesota. (N) NHL TopNHL TopNHL TopPremier League Match of the DayNHL-A SeasonNHL-A SeasonPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPremierSoccer

(NICK) Sam & Sam & “Percy Jackson & the Olympians” Full H’seFriendsFriends(:12) Friends (CC) FriendsGeorgeGeorgeGeorge(:12) George LopezChrisChrisYesDearYesDearHang.Hang.

(SPIKE) “Star Wars V”Cops (N) Cops (S) AuctionThriftCops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) AuctionThriftCops (S) Cops (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) (5:30) ›› “Blade II” (2002) (CC)

›››› “Raiders of the Lost Ark” (1981) (CC) ›› “Blade II” (2002) Wesley Snipes. (CC) ››› “Sin City” (2005, Action) Jessica Alba. ZoneZoneZonePaidPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of PowerGraham ClassicHistoryTravel“Set Apart” (2009) Richard Roundtree. Not a Gods At ChristianStrangerLindseyGospelBilly GrahamHoly Bible (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangKing of the NerdsCougar Town (S) Men at Work ›› “Zoolander” (2001, Comedy) Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Will Ferrell.

›› “Year One” (2009, Comedy) Jack Black, Michael Cera, Oliver Platt. (DVS) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:30) “A Man for All Seasons” (CC)

›››› “In the Heat of the Night” (1967) Sidney Poitier, Rod Steiger. (CC)

›››› “The Graduate” (1967) Dustin Hoffman, Anne Bancroft. (CC)

››› “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner” (1967) Spencer Tracy. (CC)

›››› “Bonnie and Clyde” (1967) Warren Beatty, Faye Dunaway. (CC)

›› “Doctor Dolittle” (1967, Musical) Rex Harrison. A vet talks with his patients, seeks a giant snail and moth. (CC) (TLC) Cellblock 6Secret Sex LivesSecret Sex LivesStrange Sex (CC) Secret Sex LivesSecret Sex LivesStrange Sex (CC) Cellblock 6PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) (5:30) ›› “Cowboys & Aliens” (2011) (:02) ›› “Cowboys & Aliens” (2011) (CC) (DVS) (:34) ›››› “Terminator 2: Judgment Day” (1991) (CC) (:34) ››› “Spider-Man” (2002) Tobey Maguire. Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) › “The Smurfs” (2011) Hank Azaria. King/HillKing/HillFam GuyFam GuyBoonSpace BleachNaruto1 PieceExorcistSoul NarutoShellFullmetalSamuraiIGPXStarInuyashaLooneyLooney (TRAV) Food ParadiseGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Killer KaraokeKiller KaraokeMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...Killer KaraokeKiller KaraokeMost ShockingPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(TVLAND) Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens

The ExesKirstie’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Psych (CC)

WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) House (S) (CC) House (S) (CC) House (S) (CC) House (S) (CC)

(WGN-A) Bones (S) (CC) ››› “My Dog Skip” (2000, Drama) Funny VideosRulesRulesRulesRules30 Rock30 RockSunnyDharmaDeathDeath › “My Boss’s Daughter” (2003) Tom’rowPaid

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(HBO) (5:15) ›› “Taken 2” (2012) ‘PG-13’

›› “A Good Day to Die Hard” (2013) Bruce Willis. ‘R’ (:45) Boxing Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. vs. Bryan Vera. (N) (S Live) (CC)

REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S)

True Detective “Haunted Houses”

›› “A Good Day to Die Hard”

(2013) Bruce Willis. ‘R’ Good Day, Die (2:55) › “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” (2012) ‘R’ Conchords (:15) › “Wing Commander” (CC) (MAX) (:10) ›› “Broken City” (2013, Crime Drama) Mark Wahlberg. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Banshee “Evil for Evil” (S) (CC)

› “Armageddon” (1998) Bruce Willis. A hero tries to save Earth from an asteroid. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:35) Banshee “Evil for Evil” (S) (CC) Girl’s Guide Girl’s Guide (:35) ››› “The Negotiator” (1998, Suspense) Samuel L. Jackson, Kevin Spacey. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Let’s Go to Prison” (2006) Dax Shepard. ‘R’ (CC) “I Still Know” (SHOW) Shameless (S) (CC) ››› “The Impossible” (2012) Naomi Watts. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Lincoln” (2012, Historical Drama) Daniel DayLewis, Sally Field. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Shameless (S) (CC) House of Lies (S) Gigolos (CC)

(:15) “Shadow People” (2012) Dallas Roberts. (CC) (:45) “Girls Gone Dead” (2012, Comedy) Jerry Lawler. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Nature Calls” (2012) Patton Oswalt. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(3:50) ››› “Lorenzo’s Oil” (1992) Nick Nolte. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “Love Ranch” (2010, Drama) Helen Mirren, Joe Pesci. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Every Day” (2010) Liev Schreiber. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) ›› “Out of Time” (2003) (CC) (TMC) ›› “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2” (2012) Kristen Stewart. “Shadow People” (2012) Dallas Roberts. ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Girls Gone Dead” (2012) Jerry Lawler. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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