The Brainerd Dispatch TV Week February 24th 2013

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Seth MacFarlane hosts the 85th Oscars presentation Sunday on ABC.

February 24 - March 2, 2013

MacFarlane meets Oscar as host of 85th Academy Awards

By Jay Bobbin © Zap2it

Hopefully, Oscar is ready for Seth MacFarlane, because MacFarlane sounds ready for him.

The “Family Guy” creator and “Ted” director and co-writer will live the dream of many a film fan by serving as host of this year’s Oscars, as ABC airs the Motion Picture Academy’s 85th ceremony Sunday, Feb. 24, from Los Angeles’ Dolby Theatre at Hollywood & Highland Center.

Since being named by firsttime Oscar producers Craig Zadan and Neil Meron (“Smash”) as a surprise choice for the job, MacFarlane has become an Oscar nominee as well: He’s up for writing the lyrics to the “Ted” song “Everybody Needs a Best Friend.”

“In general, we’re trying to make this a more ubiquitous Oscars,” MacFarlane says. “I think that a lot of times, there’s pressure to keep everything about the movies that are nominated that year. While that is a big part of this, we’re also trying to find ways to broaden it a little bit.”

To that end, a 50th-anniversary salute to the James Bond movies will encompass Adele’s first live rendering of “Skyfall” - another nominee for best song - and Dame Shirley Bassey will croon the classic “Goldfinger.”

Also scheduled is a tribute to movie musicals of recent vintage ... including Oscar’s best picture of 2002, “Chicago,” of which Meron and Zadan were executive producers. And Barbra Streisand will offer her first Oscar performance since her tune “Evergreen” (from “A Star Is Born”) won in 1977.

Hollywood, and television viewers, got a taste of how MacFarlane might fare at the Oscars from his often irreverent midJanuary teaming with actress Emma Stone to announce the nominations. He maintains that wasn’t meant as a dry run for the main event.

“I think that’s how most of the press perceived it, but it really was not that. It was something that the Academy thought would be kind of nice, to make that usually dry ceremony a little more interesting. That was really all it was supposed to be.”

Nevertheless, MacFarlane was reviewed widely for that occasion as if he were presiding over the actual Oscars.

“It was kind of ridiculous,” he says. “That was the result of an overabundance of entertainment media. People are just desperate to write about something, so they turned that into a fullon review. It’s 5 in the morning (Pacific time), and you’re doing a five-minute announcement, so it’s a little silly to review that like a show.”

The Oscar contests themselves are intriguing this year, since some results won’t be sure bets. Best actor candidate Daniel Day-Lewis (“Lincoln”) and best supporting actress contender Anne Hathaway (“Les Miserables”) seem to be all-but-certain victors, based on their history of winning virtually every honor in their categories during this filmaward season. However, others aren’t as predictable.

Jessica Chastain has been a best actress victor many times for “Zero Dark Thirty,” but Jennifer Lawrence earned last month’s Screen Actors Guild Award for “Silver Linings Playbook.” There, actors voted for actors, which is how it also works in the Oscars. That also may help “Argo” in the best picture race; that film’s cast was named best ensemble by SAG, and many of the same voters weigh in on Oscar’s best picture ... plus, Ben Affleck has won many awards for directing “Argo” after being denied that nomination in the Academy Awards.

The best supporting actor contest makes history this year, marking the first time every nominee in an Oscar acting race has won the statue already. It could go any of several ways: Tommy Lee Jones (“Lincoln”) won the

ics Association’s Critics’ Choice Award.

With “Ted” star Mark Wahlberg and the blue-language-prone title teddy bear set as Oscar presenters, Norah Jones also will perform, reprising the MacFarlane-co-written number she sang in that film.

“I was positive we were not going to be on that list,” MacFarlane says of his nomination, “so that was a nice surprise. I’ve always thought of myself as something of a Hollywood outsider. I’ve never been in that inner circle, and I don’t know that this will change that too much.”

The Oscar gig is the peak of MacFarlane’s high-profile appearances of late. He hosted the season premiere of NBC’s “Saturday Night Live” - which many consider the main factor in earning him the Academy Awards stint - and Barbara Walters put him on her “10 Most Fascinating People of 2012” list. But to fans of “Family Guy,” as well as “American Dad” and “The Cleveland Show” (which he cocreated), MacFarlane has long been a star.

“Surprisingly, it’s not that much different,” he says of his current showbiz status. “After the (Oscar) ceremony is over, it might be, but not on a day-to-day basis so far. The only changes have been working on the ceremony itself and the amount of preparation. I’ve been drowning more than I ever have before in my own schedule, but other than that, it’s been more or less the same. Amusingly enough, I still get as many remarks from people about the Comedy Central Roasts I’ve done as about the Oscars.”

SAG Award - again, possibly giving him the edge, since actors who voted on that also vote on the Oscars - Christoph Waltz (”Django Unchained”) took the Golden Globe Award, and Philip Seymour Hoffman (“The Master”) earned the Broadcast Film Crit-

Seth MacFarlane hosts the 85th Oscars presentation Sunday on ABC.

ACROSS

8. “Presidio __” (2002-03) 11.

43. “__ in Trees”

44. Actress Susan

45. “Sesame Street” fellow 46. 007, for one

DOWN

1. Cambridge inst.

2. “__ Wednesday”; 1973 movie for Liz Taylor

3. Penniless

4. Barney Rubble’s pal

5. Cartoon pooch

6. “The Atom __ Show” (1965-68)

7. “__ Dark”; 1987 Lance Henriksen movie

8. “Pretty __ All in a Row”; 1971 Rock Hudson film

9. Harris and Norton

10. John Munch or Fin Tutuola: abbr.

15. “Cabaret” star

16. The __ Channel

19. Spill the beans

20. “The Golden Girls” role

22. Actor Barry

23. Magnani or Paquin

29. “Waiting for __”; play by Clifford Odets

31. West and Sandler

33. Series set at a school

34. Woody’s boy

35. “The __ Sack”; 1957 Jerry Lewis movie

36. Mine car load

37. Mr. Kilmer

38. “A Nightmare on __ Street”; 2010 remake

39. Pelosi, for one: abbr.

40. “__ Given Sunday”; 1999 Al Pacino movie

26. “Life __ a House”; 2001 movie for Kevin Kline

27. “Go __”

28. Actress Catherine 30. “__ __ __ Rock”; song for Simon & Garfunkel

32. 2003 movie for Bob Newhart 34. Word in the title of Jon Cryer’s series 35. “Modern Family” actress (2)

Carney, for one

“Scenes From a __”; 1991 Bette Midler film

PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

ACTION SPORTS

Sunday

8:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Xtreme 4x4

The Toyota receives solar power and rugged cargo storage.

Tuesday

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Tour

Thursday

2:00 p.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Tour

Saturday

8:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Xtreme 4x4

The Crawler kit gets hydraulic steering and air struts.

ANTHOLOGY

Saturday

3:00 p.m. % ESPN Sports Saturday

AUTO RACING

Sunday

7:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Arizona Nationals, Qualifying. From Chandler, Ariz.

8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

8:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower

TV Homemade machining and power making.

9:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks! A

2008 Jeep JK is built up and given away.

9:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar

The guys modify an Impala rear end to fit under the Camaro.

11:00 a.m. ) / 2013 Daytona

500 From Daytona International Speedway in Daytona Beach, Fla. (Live) (MSC) Car Science

7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Arizona Nationals. From Chandler, Ariz. (Same-day Tape)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Monday

8:00 a.m. (MSC) Car Science

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Car Science

11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Tuesday

3:30 p.m. (MSC) Car Science

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Wednesday

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Thursday

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Saturday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) 3 Wide Life The top NASCAR teams and drivers.

8:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV Sleeper station wagon.

9:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks! The 2008 Jeep JK is paid off working on Rolling Thunder.

9:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar

3:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Countdown (Live)

3:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Bashas’ Supermarkets 200. From Phoenix International Raceway in Avondale, Ariz. (Live)

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Bashas’ Supermarkets 200. From Phoenix International Raceway in Avondale, Ariz.

BASEBALL

Monday

1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

Tuesday

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Twins Diamond Awards

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live) (MSC) Minnesota Twins Diamond Awards

11:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Twins Diamond Awards

Wednesday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

Thursday

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Twins Diamond Awards

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

11:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Twins Diamond Awards

4:20 a.m. (HBO) The Curious Case of Curt Flood The professional baseball player risks his career.

Friday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Twins Diamond Awards

1:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Twins Diamond Awards

Saturday

5:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Twins Diamond Awards

BASKETBALL

Sunday

9:30 a.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive

10:30 a.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones

11:30 a.m. % NBA Countdown (Live)

(MSC) Gopher Basketball With Tubby Smith

12:00 p.m. % Los Angeles Lakers at Dallas Mavericks. From American Airlines Center in Dallas. (Live)

(ESPN) Illinois at Michigan. (Live)

(ESPN2) Women’s College Purdue at Minnesota. (Live)

(MSC) Women’s College Texas Tech at Kansas. (Live)

1:00 p.m. _ Cincinnati at Notre Dame. (Live)

7 Boston College at Duke. (Live)

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Women’s College Duke at Maryland. (Live)

(MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

2:30 p.m. (MSC) Golden State Warriors at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis. (Live)

3:00 p.m. _ Michigan State at Ohio State. (Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Women’s College Texas A&M at Vanderbilt. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Memphis Grizzlies at Brooklyn Nets. From Barclays Center in Brooklyn, N.Y. (Live)

8:30 p.m. (ESPN) Chicago Bulls at Oklahoma City Thunder. From Chesapeake Energy Arena in Oklahoma City. (Live)

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Chicago Bulls at Oklahoma City Thunder. From Chesapeake Energy Arena in Oklahoma City. (Same-day Tape)

1:00 a.m. (MSC) Golden State Warriors at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Memphis Grizzlies at Brooklyn Nets. From Barclays Center in Brooklyn, N.Y. (Same-day Tape)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Los Angeles Lakers at Dallas Mavericks. From American Airlines Center in Dallas. (Same-day Tape)

2:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly Monday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Golden State Warriors at Minnesota Timber-

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Florida at Tennessee. (Live) (ESPN2) NBA Coast to Coast Live look-ins to games across the league, plus highlights, analysis and NBA news and information. (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College Basketball Live (Live)

11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Phoenix Suns. From US Airways Center in Phoenix. (Same-day Tape)

1:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly 3:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Phoenix Suns. From US Airways Center in Phoenix.

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12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Golden State Warriors at New York Knicks. From Madison Square Garden in New York.

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Denver Nuggets at Portland Trail Blazers. From the Rose Garden in Portland, Ore. (Same-day Tape)

Thursday

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2) Teams

TBA. (Live)

7:00 p.m. (TNT) Philadelphia

76ers at Chicago Bulls. From the United Center in Chicago. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2) Teams

TBA. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (TNT) Minnesota Timberwolves at Los Angeles Lakers. From Staples Center in Los Angeles. (Live)

10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Gonzaga at BYU. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College Basketball Live (Live)

(TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)

Friday

1:30 p.m. (MSC) Iowa Energy at Austin Toros.

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Loyola (Md.) at Iona. (Live)

6:30 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown (Live)

(MSC) Gopher Basketball With Tubby Smith

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Memphis Grizzlies at Miami Heat. From the AmericanAirlines Arena in Miami. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (ESPN) Oklahoma City Thunder at Denver Nuggets. From the Pepsi Center in Denver. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

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wolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Golden State Warriors at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.

1:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Syracuse at Marquette. (Live)

(ESPN2) Women’s College Baylor at Oklahoma. (Live)

(MSC) Gopher Basketball With Tubby Smith

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Kansas at Iowa State. (Live)

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College Basketball Live (Live)

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

Tuesday

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Washington State at Arizona.

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Washington State at Arizona.

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Indiana at Minnesota. (Live)

(ESPN2) Memphis at Xavier. (Live)

Buyers

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Phoenix Suns. From US Airways Center in Phoenix.

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Georgetown at Connecticut. (Live) (MSC) Virginia Tech at Miami. (Live)

6:30 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Golden State Warriors at New York Knicks.

From Madison Square Garden in New York. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Oklahoma at Texas. (Live) (MSC) Georgia at Vanderbilt. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive

9:30 p.m. (ESPN) Denver Nuggets at Portland Trail Blazers.

From the Rose Garden in Portland, Ore. (Live)

10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Colorado at Stanford. (Live) (MSC) Gopher Basketball With Tubby Smith

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College Basketball Live (Live) (MSC) Virginia Tech at Miami.

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Arizona at UCLA. (Live)

(ESPN2) Vanderbilt at Auburn. (Live)

9:00 p.m. = Minnesota Timberwolves at Portland Trail Blazers. From the Rose Garden in Portland, Ore. (Live)

10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Basketball

Global Select vs. Harlem Globetrotters. From Pittsburgh.

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College Basketball Live (Live)

3:00 a.m. (MSC) Memphis at Central Florida.

BOATING

Wednesday

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Powerboat Racing OPA Offshore Racing Series. From Point Huron, Mich. (Taped)

Thursday

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Boat Racing H1 Unlimited Series. From Doha, Qatar. (Taped)

BOWLING

Sunday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) USBC Masters. From North Brunswick, N.J. (Live)

BOXING

Sunday

8:00 a.m. (SHOW) Cornelius Bundrage vs. Ishe Smith. Bundrage vs. Smith, IBF welterweight title. From Detroit.

Friday

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Friday Night Fights. Billy Dib vs. Luis Franco. From Mashantucket, Conn. (Live)

Saturday

(Live)

(MSC) Gopher Basketball With Tubby Smith

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Memphis Grizzlies at Miami Heat. From the AmericanAirlines Arena in Miami.

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Oklahoma City Thunder at Denver Nuggets. From the Pepsi Center in Denver. (Same-day Tape)

5:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

Saturday

10:00 a.m. (ESPN) College GameDay (Live)

11:00 a.m. _ Louisville at Syracuse. (Live)

(ESPN) (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live)

1:00 p.m. _ West Virginia at Kansas. (Live)

(ESPN) (ESPN2) Teams TBA.

(Live)

2:00 p.m. (MSC) Arizona State at USC. (Live)

3:00 p.m. _ Kentucky at Arkansas. (Live)

(ESPN) Texas at Oklahoma State. (Live)

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Women’s College Iowa State at Texas Christian. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (ESPN) Miami at Duke.

(Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Kansas State at Baylor. (Live)

(MSC) Gopher Basketball With Tubby Smith

6:30 p.m. (WGN-A) Bulls Eye

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) College GameDay (Live)

(WGN-A) Brooklyn Nets at Chicago Bulls. From the United Center in Chicago. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (SHOW) Sharif Bogere vs. Richard Abril. Bogere battles Abril for the vacant WBA World lightweight title. From New York. (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Golden Boy Live. (Live)

CHEERLEADING

Sunday

11:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Cheerleading From Orlando, Fla.

FOOTBALL

Sunday

6:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Mike and Mike’s Best of the NFL Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic discuss NFL action from the previous week’s games.

Monday

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)

Tuesday

Wednesday

p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

PLAYING FIELD

HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

Friday

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

Saturday

7:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live GOLF

Sunday

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) WGC Accenture Match Play Championship, Semifinals. From the Ritz-Carlton Golf Club at Dove Mountain in Marana, Ariz. (Live)

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

12:30 p.m. + Golf Central Live (GOLF) Honda LPGA Thailand, Final Round. From Chonburi, Thailand. (Same-day Tape)

1:00 p.m. + WGC Accenture Match Play Championship, Finals. From the Ritz-Carlton Golf Club at Dove Mountain in Marana, Ariz. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) WGC Accenture Match Play Championship, Semifinals. From the Ritz-Carlton Golf Club at Dove Mountain in Marana, Ariz.

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) WGC Accenture Match Play Championship, Finals. From the Ritz-Carlton Golf Club at Dove Mountain in Marana, Ariz. (Same-day Tape)

2:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Monday

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf

12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy

1:00 p.m. (GOLF) WGC Accenture Match Play Championship, Finals. From the Ritz-Carlton Golf Club at Dove Mountain in Marana, Ariz.

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty Feherty and John Daly play Lions Den Course.

9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Tuesday

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Honda LPGA Thailand, Final Round. From Chonburi, Thailand.

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy

6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions

Tour Learning Center

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Wednesday

p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel

p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA

1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Qatar Masters

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA

2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center

3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) European Tour Weekly Highlights and previews of the European Golf Tour.

7:30 p.m. (GOLF) Honda Classic, Second Round. From Palm Beach Gardens, Fla.

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Honda Classic, Second Round. From Palm Beach Gardens, Fla.

4:30 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Saturday

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Tshwane Open, Third Round. From South Africa. (Same-day Tape)

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Pregame (Live)

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Honda Classic, Third Round. From Palm Beach Gardens, Fla. (Live)

2:00 p.m. + Honda Classic, Third Round. From Palm Beach Gardens, Fla. (Live)

4:30 a.m. (MSC) Penn State at Wisconsin. (Same-day Tape)

Monday

10:30 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at Calgary Flames. From Scotiabank Saddledome in Calgary.

Tuesday

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Calgary Flames at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild

Wednesday

10:30 a.m. (MSC) Calgary Flames at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.

1:30 p.m. (MSC) Calgary Flames at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.

Saturday 7:00 p.m. (MSC) Denver at Minnesota. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Denver at Minnesota.

1:30 a.m. (MSC) College Hockey

MARTIAL ARTS

Sunday

9:00 p.m. (MSC) The Best of Pride

Monday

4:30 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider Behind-the-scenes of the Ultimate Fighting Championship.

Tuesday

5:00 p.m. (MSC) The Best of Pride

8:00 p.m. (FX) The Ultimate Fighter A fighter’s attitude ignites a blowup at the house; the guys go bowling; fifth preliminary fight.

Wednesday

4:00 p.m. (MSC) The Best of Pride

1:00 a.m. (FX) The Ultimate Fighter A fighter’s attitude ignites a blowup at the house; the guys go bowling; fifth preliminary fight.

Thursday

3:00 p.m. (MSC) The Best of Pride

9:00 p.m. (SPIKE) Bellator MMA

Live The world’s top fighters take part in this tournament. (Live)

11:00 p.m. (SPIKE) Bellator MMA

Live The world’s top fighters take part in this tournament.

MOTORCYCLE RACING

Sunday

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Tshwane Open, First Round. From South Africa. (Same-day Tape)

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) HSBC Women’s Champions, First Round. From Singapore. (Same-day Tape)

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Honda Classic, First Round. From Palm Beach Gardens, Fla. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) HSBC Women’s Champions, First Round. From Singapore.

7:30 p.m. (GOLF) Honda Classic, First Round. From Palm Beach Gardens, Fla.

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Honda Classic, First Round. From Palm Beach Gardens, Fla.

4:30 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Friday

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Tshwane Open, Second Round. From South Africa. (Same-day Tape)

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) HSBC Women’s Champions, Second Round. From Singapore. (Same-day Tape)

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Honda Classic, Second Round. From Palm Beach Gardens, Fla. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) HSBC Women’s Champions, Second Round. From Singapore.

(GOLF) Honda Classic, Spotlight Coverage. (Live)

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) HSBC Women’s Champions, Third Round. From Singapore. (Same-day Tape)

8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Honda Classic, Third Round. From Palm Beach Gardens, Fla.

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

GYMNASTICS

Saturday

12:00 p.m. + AT&T American Cup. From Worcester, Mass. (Live)

HOCKEY

Sunday

3:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at Calgary Flames. From Scotiabank Saddledome in Calgary.

Thursday

7:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

8:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at Phoenix Coyotes. From Jobing.com Arena in Glendale, Ariz. (Live)

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at Phoenix Coyotes. From Jobing.com Arena in Glendale, Ariz.

Friday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wild Live

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at Phoenix Coyotes. From Jobing.com Arena in Glendale, Ariz.

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at Phoenix Coyotes. From Jobing.com Arena in Glendale, Ariz.

8:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

9:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at Anaheim Ducks. From the Honda Center in Anaheim, Calif. (Live)

11:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Fishing the Midwest

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Fishing With Joe Bucher

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Sportsman’s Journal

1:30 p.m. (MSC) Jason Mitchell Outdoors

6:30 p.m. + Minnesota Bound

5:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Fishing Bassmaster Classic, Day 1. From Grove, Okla.

RODEO

Sunday

12:00 p.m. _ Bull Riding PBR Built Ford Tough Invitational. From Kansas City, Kan. (Taped)

SOCCER

Sunday

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show Highlighting the best Premiership action of the week.

Monday

1:55 p.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer West Ham United FC vs Tottenham Hotspur FC. From Boleyn Ground in London, England. (Live)

2:00 p.m. (MSC) English Premier League Soccer

12:00 a.m. (MSC) English Premier League Soccer

Tuesday

11:00 a.m. _ Monster Energy Supercross: Mid-Season Review

OUTDOORS

Sunday

6:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Bassmasters

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Jason Mitchell Outdoors

9:30 a.m. (MSC) Keyes Outdoors

10:00 a.m. / Midwest Outdoors

10:43 p.m. + Minnesota Bound

11:05 p.m. ) Midwest Outdoors

Monday

6:30 p.m. (MSC) We Love It Outdoors

Thursday

8:30 a.m. (MSC) We Love It Outdoors

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Back Roads

Friday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads

10:30 a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Angling Edge

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Waters and Woods

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors

Saturday

8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Fishing Bassmaster Classic, Day 1. From Grove, Okla. (Taped) (MSC) Back Roads

8:30 a.m. (MSC) Musky Hunter Television

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Waters and Woods

9:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors

10:30 a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Angling Edge

8:00 a.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show Highlighting the best Premiership action of the week.

Friday

6:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Magazine

Saturday

8:55 a.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer Manchester United FC vs Norwich City FC. From Old Trafford in Trafford, Greater Manchester, England. (Live)

TRACK AND FIELD

Friday

3:00 p.m. (MSC) Conference USA Men’s and Women’s Indoor Championships. From Birmingham, AL. (Taped)

WINTER SPORTS

Sunday 10:00 p.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.

Thursday

8:00 a.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.

WRESTLING

Saturday 10:30 a.m. 7 WWE Saturday Morning Slam

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the lakes area turns for news

What did you have for dinner last night?

“Soup at home. It was homemade. My girlfriend made chicken minestrone. I got home late from Cincinnati. It is freezing in New York. I was tired and just wanted to take a shower and put on pajamas, and it was delicious and perfect.”

What is your next project?

“I am continuing to finish the season of ‘Chef Wanted,’ then I go to the Miami food and wine festival. That is so fun. It’s like spring break for chefs.”

IN FOCUS

If it seems as if you are seeing an awful lot of Anne Burrell lately, you’re right. She’s on three Food Network shows – “Chef Wanted With Anne Burrell,” “Worst Cooks in America” and “Secrets of a Restaurant Chef.”

Her friendly face, surrounded by an electric cloud of platinum, is rather ubiquitous these days.

“I know it is getting to the point where I am almost sick of me,” she says. “I have gotten texts (containing photos) from friends, one of a billboard, one on a taxi. I was in a taxi yesterday, and there’s me. And I open Entertainment Weekly, and there’s me. I am everywhere, and I am tired of me. I walk into the airport bathroom, and there is me in the mirror. I am just happy it is a good picture. It is super exciting and thrilling and wow!”

She’s talking from the Houston airport, en route home to New York. She travels the country for “Chef Wanted” on Thursdays, where she puts chefs through tests with the goal of getting them hired in restaurants. Burrell acknowledges that she learns from the other chefs.

Despite being pros, the chefs make mistakes such as not researching the restaurant where they want to work.

“Why are you going to try out for a job if you don’t want a job at that restaurant?” she asks. “It is a job interview. It is a hard thing we are putting you through.”

On “Worst Cooks,” the most common mistake Burrell cites is the same – people who do no research.

“Every season I always think I am mentally prepared for it, and I forgot how bad people are, and I am shocked every single time,” she says. “The part that gets me the most is when people know they are bad, but they don’t consult a cookbook. How are you supposed to know? If I don’t know how to do something I will look it up.”

“Lego Star Wars - Battle of Hoth Revisited Shot by Shot,” youtu.be/J4mdx3jFRZc

If you’ve ever been sitting at the kitchen table or on the floor, playing with your Legos - shut up, adults, you know you do - and wondered whether you could actually re-create a battle scene from the hit “Star Wars” movie series using only your little plastic toys ... well, yes, you can. The proof is in this video, in which Legos (OK, they do have animated mouths) are used to create an exact-ish replica of the battle for Ice Planet Hoth in “The Empire Strikes Back.”

“Acting School With Nick Searcy,” www.youtube.com/ user/ActingSchoolwithNick

You may be enjoying him as U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens’ cranky boss, Chief Deputy Art Mullen, on FX’s “Justified.” But when he’s not ordering co-star Timothy Olyphant around, he’s taken to YouTube with a series of tongue-in-cheek videos - many shot right on the “Justified” sets in Santa Clarita, Calif. - in which he gives young actors advice on how to achieve success and their own parking space (apparently at the expense of a wounded military veteran in the episode called “Space Time”).

BY JACQUELINE CUTLER

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“Lookin4Galt,” www.dailymotion.com/Gasface

Elusive Canadian composer Galt MacDermot - who has a large catalog of movie music and one hit musical (“Hair”) to his credit - has become popular with collectors of jazz and funk. In recent years, he’s become somewhat of a hip-hop icon, with much of his music being sampled. In this new video series, a couple of Frenchmen head to New York, MacDermot’s rumored home, to see if they can track him down ... after they get over the language barrier, that is.

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› “A Low Down Dirty Shame” (1994) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) › “Def Jam’s How to Be a Player” (1997) Bill Bellamy. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Shade” (2003) Stuart Townsend. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “Brüno” (2009) Sacha Baron Cohen. ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ›› “The Missing Person” (2009) Michael Shannon. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Bound.Heart”

(:15) ››› “Apollo 13” (1995, Historical Drama) Tom Hanks, Bill Paxton. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) “Brighton” (SHOW) “Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn” Homeland “A Gettysburg Address” Californication House of Lies (S) Shameless “Cascading Failures” Inside Comedy House of Lies (S) Californication Shameless “Cascading Failures” Chocolate Sundaes Comedy Bill Bellamy’s Ladies Night Out Comedy Tour Bill Bellamy: Crazy Sexy Dirty (CC) ››› “Your Sister’s Sister” (2011) Emily Blunt. ‘R’ “Harvest” ‘R’ (TMC) (5:00) › “Legendary” (2010) ‘PG-13’

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›››› “Dodsworth” (1936, Drama) Walter Huston, Ruth Chatterton. (CC)

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››› “Guys and Dolls” (1955) Marlon Brando. A gambler bets he can woo a Salvation Army missionary. (CC)

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›› “Valkyrie” (2008, Historical Drama) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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UnfilteredTanked: UnfilteredTanked: UnfilteredTanked: UnfilteredTanked: UnfilteredTanked: UnfilteredTanked: UnfilteredTanked: UnfilteredTanked: UnfilteredTanked: UnfilteredTanked: UnfilteredBig CatBig Cat (BRAVO) To Be Announced Movie Movie

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SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) NBA Basketball: Grizzlies at Heat SportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) College Basketball Loyola (Md.) at Iona. (N) (Live) Boxing Friday Night Fights. Billy Dib vs. Luis Franco. From Mashantucket, Conn.

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NBA Basketball Oklahoma City Thunder at Denver Nuggets. (N Same-day Tape)

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(FAM) (5:30) “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice” ›› “The Pacifier” (2005) Vin Diesel. The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

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(NBCSN) BoxingCollege Hockey Wisconsin at Nebraska-Omaha. (N) (Live) CrosPro TalkNHLPoker After DarkDarts Poker After DarkPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidOutdoorOutsideAmeri

(NICK) iCarly (S) Figure ItiCarly (S) iCarly (S) Full H’seFull H’seNannyNannyFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorge(:45) George LopezGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearMattersPenguinPenguin (SPIKE) “The Guardian” ››› “Batman Begins” (2005, Action) Christian Bale. ›› “The Wolfman” (2010) Benicio Del Toro. (S) Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Knife Knife PaidPaid (SYFY) Robot CombatWWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Robot CombatBeing HumanRobot CombatContinuumLost Girl (S) (CC) “House of Bones” (2010, Horror) (CC) Robot CombatPaidPaid (TBN) Sid Roth PottersBehindLindseyHarvestP. StonePraise the Lord (CC) Ever InIsrael: Journey of CrefloBehindPraiseReflecXtremeImpactRampStoriesCharityKids ClbPhphy (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S)

››› “Blades of Glory” (2007, Comedy) Will Ferrell, Jon Heder. (CC) (DVS) There Yet? There Yet? There Yet? There Yet?

›› “Kicking & Screaming” (2005) Will Ferrell, Robert Duvall. (CC)

›› “Man of the Year” (2006, Comedy) Robin Williams, Laura Linney, Christopher Walken. (CC) Jeff Foxworthy MarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ››› “The Story of G.I. Joe” ››› “Monsieur Verdoux” (1947) Charles Chaplin, Mady Correll. (:15) ›››› “Red River” (1948, Western) John Wayne, Montgomery Clift, Walter Brennan. (CC) (:45) ››› “Witness for the Prosecution” (1957, Drama) Tyrone Power, Marlene Dietrich. (CC)

››› “Cyrano de Bergerac” (1950, Drama) Jose Ferrer, Mala Powers.

››› “A Hole in the Head” (1959, Comedy-Drama) Frank Sinatra. (CC) (TLC) Say YesSay YesFour Weddings (N) Say YesSay YesBorBorSay YesSay YesBorBorFour Weddings (S) Say YesSay YesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(TNT) The Mentalist (S) ›› “National Treasure” (2004) Nicolas Cage. Dallas (CC) Monday Mornings ››› “Ocean’s Eleven” (2001) George Clooney. Law & Order (S) Smallville (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) RegularRegularCartoon PlanetKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua LoiterAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenBooshLoiterKing/HillKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) World RecordsWipeout (S) (CC) Most ShockingMost ShockingWorld RecordsMost ShockingMost ShockingThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens ’70s Show ’70s Show Curb Enthusiasm Curb Enthusiasm Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) ›› “The Shepherd” (2008) Jean-Claude Van Damme, Scott Adkins. (CC) House House has memory loss. Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at NineFunny VideosRulesRules30 RockScrubs30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidPaidPaidSingAdelante

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(1:50) “Asylum Blackout” (2011) Rupert Evans. ‘NR’ (:20) › “A Thousand Words” (2012) Eddie Murphy. ›› “Kingpin” (1996) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (MAX) (5:10) ›› “Meet the Fockers” (CC) (:10) ›› “From Dusk Till Dawn” (1996) Harvey Keitel. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Banshee “We Shall Live Forever” (N) Girls in Bed Banshee “We Shall Live Forever” (S) (:20) Lingerie (S) (11:50) “Serena the Sexplorer”

(HBO) ››› “Game Change” (2012, Docudrama) Julianne Moore. (S) (CC) REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) Real Time With Bill Maher (N) (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Girls (S) (CC) ››› “The Matrix” (1999, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “Final Destination 5” (2011) Nicholas D’Agosto. (:40) ››› “The Kids Are All Right” (2010) Julianne Moore. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “The Long Riders” (1980) David Carradine. ‘R’ (SHOW) (:15) › “The Reunion” (2011, Action) John Cena. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “Drive Angry” (2011) Nicolas Cage. (S) ‘R’ (CC) House of Lies (S) (:15) Shameless (S) (CC) Californication (:45) “Sexy Baby” (2012, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:15) ››› “Different for Girls” (1996) Steven Mackintosh. (S) ‘R’

(2:55) Craig Shoemaker: Daditude (S) (CC) (:20) ›› “Union Square” (2011) “Earth Girl” (TMC) (5:00) ›› “La Mission” (2009) ‘R’ ››› “The Big Lebowski” (1998) Jeff Bridges. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Trainspotting” (1996) Ewan McGregor. ‘R’ (:35) ››› “Blackthorn” (2011, Western) Sam Shepard. (S) ‘R’ (CC) › “Adrenalin: Fear the Rush” (1996) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(1:50) “Rain Fall” (2009) Kippei Shiina. Premiere. ‘R’ (:45) “The Forger” (2012, Drama) Josh Hutcherson. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Parent Trap”

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(AMC) The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman ››› “Bend of the River” (1952) James Stewart, Arthur Kennedy. (CC)

“The Undefeated” (1969, Western) John Wayne, Rock Hudson, Tony Aguilar. (CC)

››› “Kingdom of Heaven” (2005) Orlando Bloom. A young knight protects Jerusalem from invaders. (CC) ››› “Braveheart” (1995) Mel Gibson, Sophie Marceau. A Scottish rebel rallies his countrymen against England. (CC) (AP) Pit Boss (S) Must Love Cats (S) To Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be Announced (BRAVO) Love BrokerMillion DollarMillion DollarMillion DollarMillion DollarLove BrokerLove BrokerTabatha Tk-OvrTabatha Tk-OvrHousewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Celeb. Apprentice (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) Early Sat. CNN Saturday Morning (N) BottomSaturday MorningCNN Newsroom (N) Your Money (N) CNN Newsroom (N) GuptaCNN NewsroomSituation Room (COM) PaidPaid ›› “Police Academy” (1984) (CC)

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Men (S) Shipwreck Men (S) Moonshiners (S) Moonshiners (S) Moonshiners (S) Moonshiners (S) Moonshiners (S) (DISN) 3rd & MickeyMickeyPiratesPhineasPhineasPhineasFish PrankANT WizardsWizardsGood Good Shake ItShake ItPhineasPhineasPhineasPhineasGood JessieRandomShake It (E!) E! SpecialE! SpecialFashionSoupE! News E! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! Special (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (N) College GameDayCollege Basketball Teams TBA. (N) College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) College Basketball College Basketball

(ESPN2) SportsNation SportsNation NFL Live (CC) Fishing Bassmaster Classic, Day 1. English Premier League Soccer Manchester United FC vs Norwich City FC. (N) College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Countdown NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Bashas’ Supermarkets 200. (N) (Live)

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(2001) Ben Stiller. MotherMotherMotherMotherTwo Two Two Two ››› “Spider-Man 2” (2004) Tobey Maguire. ›› “Spider-Man 3” (2007) Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst. Tron (GOLF) Morning Drive (N) (Live) European PGA Tour Golf Tshwane Open, Third Round. From South Africa. (N Same-day Tape) Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Honda Classic, Third Round. From Palm Beach Gardens, Fla. PGA Tour Golf Honda Classic, Spotlight Coverage. (N) (Live) Feherty Golf Central LPGA Golf (HGTV) DisasterBryanBuying and SellingPropertyPropertyBathBathYardKitchenCrashersCrashersLove It or List ItIslandIslandHawaiiHawaiiHawaiiHawaiiHawaiiHawaiiHuntersHunt Intl (HIST) Modern MarvelsBible Battles (CC) Greatest Feud: Hatfields & McCoysPawnPawnHatfields & McCoys (Part 1 of 3) (CC) Hatfields & McCoys (Part 2 of 3) (CC) Hatfields & McCoys (Part 3 of 3) (CC) (LIFE) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidSupernanny“A Child Lost Forever” (1992) ›› “My Baby Is Missing” (2007) “Stolen Child” (2011) Corbin Bernsen “Playdate” (2012) (NBCSN) Gaff LifeMartinFisher.ParkerB. DanceBassSltwtrBig FishSaltwaIntoCharlieSnowboarding College Basketball College Basketball UNLV at Nevada. College Basketball (NICK) ParentsParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.TurtlesKung FuPenguinRobotPowerSponge.Kung FuKung FuAdventures/JimmySponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge. (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidXtremeHorse.Trucks!MuscleTenantsTenants ›› “The Guardian” (2006) Kevin Costner, Ashton Kutcher. (S) ›› “The Wolfman” (2010) Benicio Del Toro. (S) “Batman Begins” (SYFY) PaidPaidPaidPaidStranded ›› “Growth” (2009) Mircea Monroe. ››› “Splinter” (2008, Horror) “Species: The Awakening” (2007) ›› “Outlander” (2008) James Caviezel. (CC) The Mist (TBN) Dr. WonDooleyCharlieStoryThe Auto GdComeGod RocMonsterHopkinsLassieGoliathIshineInspir.VeggiePenguinTailsHeroes & LegendsNewsPraise the Lord (CC) (TBS) Home Improve. Home Improve. House of Payne Meet the Browns There Yet? According-Jim King of the Nerds “Enginerds”

›› “Man of the Year” (2006, Comedy) Robin Williams, Laura Linney, Christopher Walken. (CC)

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››› “The Adventures of Robinson Crusoe” (1954) ›››› “Elmer Gantry” (1960, Drama) Burt Lancaster, Jean Simmons, Dean Jagger. (CC)

››› “Inherit the Wind” (1960) Spencer Tracy, Fredric March. (CC) (:15) ›››› “Some Like It Hot” (1959, Comedy) Tony Curtis, Jack Lemmon. (CC) ››› “The Fortune Cookie” (1966) Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau. (CC) (:45) ›››› “The Apartment” (1960) Jack Lemmon. (TLC)

PaidPaidPaidPaidMoving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Cellblock 6Cellblock 6Cellblock 6Cellblock 6Cellblock 6Cellblock 6 (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Dallas (CC) Monday MorningsSouthland “Babel” Boston’s FinestForensic ››› “Catch Me if You Can” (2002) Leonardo DiCaprio. ›› “National Treasure” (TOON) Scan2GoJohnnyBeyPokéBen 10StarLanternJusticeJerryJerryJohnnyJohnnyJohnnyGumballGumballGumballMADIncredAdvenAdvenAdvenRegularRegularRegular (TRAV) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumBest Best RV GetawaysRV Crazy! (CC) FoodFoodMan v Man v EdgeCoasterMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMysteries-Museum (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMost ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingFull ThrottleFull ThrottleFull ThrottleFull ThrottleLizardLizard LizardLizard (TVLAND) 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S)

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›› “Underworld: Rise of the Lycans” (2009) Michael Sheen, Bill Nighy. (CC) ››› “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines” (2003) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Nick Stahl. (CC) “Fast & Furious” (WGN-A) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidLaw

PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) (5:00) ›› “Kingpin” (1996) ‘PG-13’ Bobby McFerrin ›› “Battleship” (2012, Science Fiction) Taylor Kitsch. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Miami Vice” (2006) Colin Farrell. Detectives Crockett and Tubbs take on drug lords in South Florida. (CC)

Tower Heist Parade’s End (S) (Part 1 of 5) (CC)

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Parade’s End (S) (Part 5 of 5) (CC) ›› “Johnson Family Vacation” (2004) (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:45) ›› “Battleship” (2012) Taylor Kitsch. ‘PG-13’ (MAX) (:10) ››› “Parenthood” (1989, Comedy) Steve Martin. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “Green Lantern” (2011, Action) Ryan Reynolds. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “Two Weeks Notice” (2002) Sandra Bullock. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Hall Pass” (2011) Owen Wilson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›››› “Million Dollar Baby” (2004, Drama) Clint Eastwood. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “The Hangover Part II” (2011) Bradley Cooper. (S) ‘R’ “Bridesmaids” (SHOW) (5:45) ›› “Earth Girls Are Easy” (1989) Geena Davis. ›› “New York, I Love You” (2009) Shia LaBeouf. (:15) “The Other F Word” (2011, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Inside Comedy ››› “Primary Colors” (1998, Comedy-Drama) John Travolta, Emma Thompson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Payback” (1999, Action) Mel Gibson, Gregg Henry. Premiere. ‘R’ (TMC) (5:30) ››› “The Parent Trap” (1961) Hayley Mills. ‘G’

(:40) ›› “Adventures in Babysitting” (1987) Elisabeth Shue. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

“Nobel Son” (2007, Suspense) Alan Rickman, Bryan Greenberg. (S) ‘R’

(:25) ›› “Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star” (2003) (S) (:05) › “The Trouble With Bliss” (2011) Michael C. Hall. (:45) ››› “My Left Foot” (1989) Daniel Day-Lewis. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Fall Time” (1995) Mickey Rourke. ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Touchback” (2011, Drama) Brian Presley. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Ask This Old H’se This Old House Big Band Vocalists Vocalists from the 1940s. (S) (CC)

Green Red Green Austin City Limits (S) (CC)

“Happy Go Lovely” (1951, Musical Comedy) Vera-Ellen,

“Kingdom of Heaven” (2005) Orlando Bloom. A young knight protects Jerusalem from invaders. (CC)

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(ESPN2) College Basketball Kansas State at Baylor. (N) (Live) College Basketball Vanderbilt at Auburn.

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(FAM) Lady ›› “Gnomeo and Juliet” (2011) ››› “Despicable Me” (2010) ››› “Bolt” (2008) Miley Cyrus PrincePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidZ. LevittPrinceMass

(FNC) FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice With Judge Jeanine (N) Geraldo at Large (S) (CC) Journal Editorial FOX News Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large (S) (CC) Red Eye Huckabee Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large (S) (CC) FOX and Friends Sunday (N)

(FSN) GopherGophersCollege Hockey Denver at Minnesota. (N) (Live) GophersBoxing World Poker TourCollege Hockey College Hockey College Basketball Twins Awards

(FX) (5:30) ›› “Tron: Legacy” (2010) ›› “The Karate Kid” (2010, Drama) Jaden Smith, Jackie Chan. AngerBrandX WithArcherLegitBrandX WithWilfredLouiePaidPaidPaidPaid

(GOLF) (5:30) LPGA Tour Golf HSBC Women’s Champions, Third Round. From Singapore. PGA Tour Golf Honda Classic, Third Round. From Palm Beach Gardens, Fla.

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(HIST) PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnBig Rig BountyPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnBig Rig BountyPaidKnife Show/Cutlery CornerPaidPaid (LIFE) (5:00) “Playdate”Movie “The Surrogacy Trap” (2013) Premiere. (:02) Movie (:02) “The Surrogacy Trap” (2013) ChrisChrisPaidPaidPaidPaid (NBCSN) College BasketballMLS Soccer D.C. United at Houston Dynamo. (N) Boxing Poker After DarkDarts (Taped) Poker After DarkPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMartinWildliFisher.

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(SPIKE) (5:00) ››› “Batman Begins” (2005) ›› “Fantastic Four” (2005) Ioan Gruffudd. ›› “Fantastic Four” (2005) Ioan Gruffudd. (S) Ways Ways Ways Ways PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) (5:30) ›› “The Mist” (2007) (CC) “Contact” Premiere.

›› “The Mist” (2007) Thomas Jane. (CC) “Species: The Awakening” (2007) Stranded PaidPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of PowerGraham ClassicLove’s Unending LegacyLove’s Unfolding DreamsOak VirtualChristianStrangerLindseyGospelBilly GrahamHoly Bible (TBS) King of Queens Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangKing of the Nerds “Enginerds” Cougar Town (S) Sullivan & Son › “Joe Dirt” (2001, Comedy) David Spade, Dennis Miller. (CC)

›› “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” (2009) Kevin James, Jayma Mays. (CC) (DVS)

MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:45) ›››› “The Apartment”

›››› “Around the World in 80 Days” (1956, Comedy-Drama) David Niven, Cantinflas, Shirley MacLaine. (CC)

(:15) ›››› “West Side Story” (1961) Natalie Wood. Tragedy clouds the romance of two young lovers. (CC)

››› “The Train” (1965, Suspense) Burt Lancaster, Paul Scofield. (CC)

(:15) ››› “Toys in the Attic” (1963, Drama) Dean Martin, Geraldine Page, Yvette Mimieux. “Greatest” (TLC) Dateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(TNT) “National Treas.” ›› “Sherlock Holmes” (2009) (CC) (DVS) ››› “Inception” (2010) Leonardo DiCaprio. (CC) (:45) ››› “Catch Me if You Can” (2002) (CC) (DVS) PreviewLaw & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) ››› “Surf’s Up” (2007) Jeff Bridges VentureFam GuyFam GuyCleveDynaBoonBleachNarutoThundr.Soul TitanEureka 7TenchiFullmetalCowboyCowboyInuyashaInuyashaLooneyLooney (TRAV) Mysteries-MuseumGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens ’70s Show Curb Enthusiasm Curb Enthusiasm Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S)

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Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) (5:30) ›› “Fast & Furious” (2009, Action) Vin Diesel. (CC) › “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” (2009, Action) Channing Tatum, Dennis Quaid. (CC)

“Boot Camp” (2007, Suspense) Mila Kunis, Gregory Smith. (CC) House “One Day, One Room” (CC) WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) House “Wilson’s Heart” (CC) House (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (WGN-A) VideosBullsNBA Basketball Brooklyn Nets at Chicago Bulls. NewsBones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) 30 Rock30 Rock30 Rock30 RockChrisChris ›› “Flightplan” (2005) Jodie Foster. WorldPaid

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(HBO) (4:45) ›› “Battleship” (2012) (CC) ›› “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows” (2011) Robert Downey Jr.

(:15) ››› “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” (2011) Daniel Radcliffe. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows” (2011) Robert Downey Jr.

(:45) ›› “Stag Night” (2008) Kip Pardue. ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “Something to Talk About”

(1995) Julia Roberts. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Alvin-Chipwrecked” (MAX) (5:45) ››› “Bridesmaids” (2011, Comedy) Kristen Wiig. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

Banshee “We Shall Live Forever” (S) ››› “The Long Kiss Goodnight” (1996, Action) Geena Davis. ‘R’ (CC)

Girls in Bed Banshee “We Shall Live Forever” (S) (:20) Lingerie Feature 6: Model Mayhem (S) (CC)

(1:50) ›› “The Hangover Part II” (2011) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) ›› “Lola Versus” (2012) Greta Gerwig. ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ››› “Puss in Boots” (2011) (SHOW) (5:50) ›› “Real Steel” (2011, Action) Hugh Jackman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Boxing Sharif Bogere vs. Richard Abril. Bogere battles Abril for the vacant WBA World lightweight title. From New York. (N) (Live) House of Lies (S) Shameless “Cascading Failures” Californication

› “Candyman 3: Day of the Dead” (1999) Tony Todd. ‘R’

(:35) › “The Bleeding” (2009) Vinnie Jones. ‘R’ (CC)

› “The Samaritan” (2012) Samuel L. Jackson. ‘R’ (CC)

› “Candyman 3: Day of the Dead” (1999) Tony Todd. ‘R’ (:35) › “The Bleeding” (2009) Vinnie Jones. ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Black Death” (2010) Sean Bean. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) “Elvis Has Left the Building” (2004) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) “Snow Buddies” (2008) ‘G’

(:05) ›› “Flypaper” (2011) Patrick Dempsey. ‘NR’ (CC) (:35) › “Going Overboard” (1989) Peter Berg. ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) ›› “Timeline” (2003, Adventure) Paul Walker, Frances O’Connor. (S) ‘PG-13’

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