If a joint interview with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler is any indication of what the 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards will be like when they host it live Sunday, Jan. 13, on NBC, expect a terrifically funny and spontaneous show.
The pals had yet to do any substantial preparation — or more accurately, any preparation at all — for the show. But that’s understandable given the deadline for this story was three weeks prior to the gala. The night before chatting, Fey had concluded shooting “30 Rock,” and Poehler was still busy with “Parks and Recreation.”
The Hollywood Foreign Press Association, a small group that chooses the winners, divides the 25 categories between film and TV. The event, which has more the feel of a party than a career-defining marathon production, kicks off the awards season.
What follows is a condensed version of Fey and Poehler’s half-hour chat with Zap2it.
Q: How do you prepare for the Globes?
Poehler: I don’t know. Tina and I have hosted things together and separately, and the nice thing is that we don’t have to prepare, is that we speak a similar language and share a similar vocabulary. And we both know what tone we want to set. It is just about writing jokes. I have very little experience with the Golden Globes. I have attended as a nominee, and I have always marveled at how loose and weird it is.
Fey: We have never done it before. We are not going to prepare too much, right?
The appeal of doing it is it is so low-tech. You don’t have to do a giant musical number or a bunch of pretaped pieces. It is movie stars getting drunk.
Poehler: We should point out that there will be a lot of heavyhitting actors there who tend to stay in character there.
Fey: We are so Method, we will stay in character. The first time we met each other we were pretending to be colonial women. We are going to sleep in the space for a couple of nights before, and also because they would not pay for hotel rooms for us.
Q: And why not make it a come-as-you-are party?
Fey: I am in a baseball shirt, no bra and the yoga pants I slept in.
Poehler: I am in a hooded sweatshirt and tube top as a skirt.
Q: Is there anyone you really want to meet?
Fey: Amy, have you met Angelina?
Poehler: Maybe she’ll come as my date. We are texting.
Fey: The answer really is no. If you work at “SNL,” almost all the people come through at some point as a host or a guest, and you get to see them at their most vulnerable.
Poehler: Robert De Niro was around, and in the beginning, I was so excited to talk to him, and then it was, “Ugh! Robert De Niro will not get out of my office.” It changes so fast.
Q: What makes the Globes different from other awards shows?
Poehler: The Golden Globes are decided by a very small group of people from all over the world. Awards shows are bizarre — unless I receive something, then they are right
on the money. It is very strange. The Golden Globes just have a second level of what can be very cool projects that don’t usually get attention. There is something quirky about it, very ripe to make light of. It just feels
like when Tina and I were asked to do it, we thought this is our kind of party. I think we are just trying to throw the best party. The biggest difference, and what’s funny and fun to exploit is it’s one of the rare occasions where television and film are together in the same room. The Academy Awards is about the movies. What’s cool about the Golden Globes, especially now with so much great writing in television and so many actors doing both, is it is the room where everyone you kind of want to see is in, and there is an unpredictable element because people are drinking. I am a fan, as you know from the weird stuff I do at awards shows. It’s kind of like why I used to like watching them; some got angry and weepy, and some refused their award, and it’s a tiny sense of danger, and no one took it too seriously. And then things changed, and they take things more seriously.
Q: What don’t we know about the Golden Globes?
Poehler: A lot of people don’t know we decide the winners.
Fey: This is a good time to reach out, to send us alcohol and gifts.
Poehler: People kind of forget that we are the ones who decide. With Hanukkah and Christmas — whatever you are celebrating — just think: How could I make Tina and Amy happy and cast the deciding vote?
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17. Actress on “Grey’s Anatomy” (2)
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30. Soleil Borda’s role on “Still Standing”
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Wednesday
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Friday
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6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Kickoff (Live)
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Saturday
7:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFLPA Bowl. (Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) NFL Matchup
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2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Sony Open in Hawaii, Third Round. From Honolulu.
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1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
2:00 a.m. (GOLF) Sony Open in Hawaii, Final Round. From Honolulu.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Monday
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy
1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Alfred Dunhill Championship Highlights
Charl Schwartzel.
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Sony Open in Hawaii, Final Round. From Honolulu.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions
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8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty David Feherty travels to Spain to interview Sergio Garcia in his home country.
9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty Graeme McDowell discusses his dreams growing up in Northern Ireland and the thrill of playing golf.
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
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Tour Season Preview
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty Graeme McDowell discusses his dreams growing up in Northern Ireland and the thrill of playing golf.
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Tuesday
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
11:00 a.m. ) / FOX NFL Sunday (Live)
12:00 p.m. ) / NFC Divisional Playoff — TBA at Atlanta Falcons. From the Georgia Dome in Atlanta. (Live)
3:00 p.m. _ The NFL Today (Live)
) / FOX NFL Postgame (Live)
3:30 p.m. _ AFC Divisional Playoff — TBA at New England Patriots. From Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, Mass. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime Trey Wingo, Tim Hasselbeck and Merril Hoge. (Live)
11:30 p.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime Trey Wingo, Tim Hasselbeck and Merril Hoge.
3:30 a.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime Trey Wingo, Tim Hasselbeck and Merril Hoge.
Monday
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)
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6:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
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7:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
7:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Volvo Golf
Champions, Final Round. Players expected to compete include Ernie Els, Darren Clarke, Padraig Harrington, Retief Goosen, Colin Montgomerie, Louis Oosthuizen, Matteo Manassero and Nicolas Colsaerts. From South Africa. (Same-day Tape)
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Now Peter Jacobsen, Brittany Lincicome, Derrick Brooks.
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Now
Exploring Big D with David Feherty, the world’s only NFLthemed golf course.
1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Now
Philly’s best sandwich, great golf courses.
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Now
The nation’s first public golf course, the country’s oldest pizzeria and Donald Trump.
1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Volvo Golf Champions, Final Round. Players expected to compete include Ernie Els, Darren Clarke, Padraig Harrington, Retief Goosen, Colin Montgomerie, Louis Oosthuizen, Matteo Manassero and Nicolas Colsaerts. From South Africa.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy
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7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Humana Challenge, Final Round. From La Quinta, Calif.
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Humana Challenge, Final Round. From La Quinta, Calif.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
5:30 a.m.
2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Season Preview
3:30 p.m. (GOLF) Top 10
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty Former President Bill Clinton discusses a range of topics, including his lifelong love of golf.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) European Tour Weekly Highlights and previews of the European Golf Tour.
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf
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7:00 p.m. (GOLF) On the Range
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty Former President Bill Clinton discusses a range of topics, including his lifelong love of golf.
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11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty Former President Bill Clinton discusses a range of topics, including his lifelong love of golf.
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) On the Range
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) School of Golf
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
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Thursday
9:30 a.m. (GOLF) Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship, First Round. Players expected to compete include Tiger Woods, Rory McIlroy, Jason Dufner, Justin Rose and Ernie Els. From United Arab Emirates.
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2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Humana Challenge, First Round. Phil Mickelson is among the players expected to compete. From La Quinta, Calif. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Humana Challenge, First Round. Phil Mickelson is among the players expected to compete. From La Quinta, Calif.
9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship, First Round. Players expected to compete include Tiger Woods, Rory McIlroy, Jason Dufner, Justin Rose and Ernie Els. From United Arab Emirates.
11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Humana Challenge, First Round. Phil Mickelson is among the players expected to compete. From La Quinta, Calif.
3:00 a.m. (GOLF) Abu Dhabi
HSBC Championship, Second Round. Players expected to compete include Tiger Woods, Rory McIlroy, Jason Dufner, Justin Rose and Ernie Els. From United Arab Emirates. (Live)
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Abu Dhabi
HSBC Championship, Second Round. Players expected to compete include Tiger Woods, Rory McIlroy, Jason Dufner, Justin Rose and Ernie Els.
From United Arab Emirates. (Live)
Friday
9:30 a.m. (GOLF) Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship, Second Round. Players expected to compete include Tiger Woods, Rory McIlroy, Jason Dufner, Justin Rose and Ernie Els.
From United Arab Emirates.
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Humana Challenge, Second Round.
Phil Mickelson is among the players expected to compete.
From La Quinta, Calif. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Mitsubishi Electric Championship, First Round. From Kona, Hawaii. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Abu Dhabi
HSBC Championship, Second Round. Players expected to compete include Tiger Woods, Rory McIlroy, Jason Dufner, Justin Rose and Ernie Els.
From United Arab Emirates.
11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Humana Challenge, Second Round. Phil Mickelson is among the players expected to compete.
From La Quinta, Calif.
3:00 a.m. (GOLF) Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship, Third Round. Players expected to compete include Tiger Woods, Rory McIlroy, Jason Dufner, Justin Rose and Ernie Els.
From United Arab Emirates. (Live)
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Abu Dhabi
HSBC Championship, Third Round. Players expected to compete include Tiger Woods, Rory McIlroy, Jason Dufner, Justin Rose and Ernie Els.
From United Arab Emirates. (Live)
Saturday
7:00 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Mitsubishi Electric Championship, First Round. From Kona, Hawaii.
9:30 a.m. (GOLF) Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship, Third Round. Players expected to compete include Tiger Woods, Rory McIlroy, Jason Dufner,
Justin Rose and Ernie Els. From United Arab Emirates.
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Humana Challenge, Third Round. Phil Mickelson is among the players expected to compete. From La Quinta, Calif. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Mitsubishi Electric Championship, Second Round. From Kona, Hawaii. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship, Third Round. Players expected to compete include Tiger Woods, Rory McIlroy, Jason Dufner, Justin Rose and Ernie Els. From United Arab Emirates.
11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
4:35 a.m. (HBO) Broad Street Bullies Philadelphia Flyers’ brutal hockey players.
Monday
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Alaska-Anchorage at Minnesota.
Wednesday
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Ice Dreams: The History of the Minnesota State High School Hockey Tournament
2:00 p.m. (MSC) Ice Dreams: The History of the Minnesota State High School Hockey Tournament
Friday
7:00 p.m. (MSC) North Dakota at Minnesota. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) North Dakota at Minnesota.
Dion Staring. From Oklahoma City.
2:00 a.m. (MSC) The Best of Pride
Tuesday
5:00 p.m. (MSC) The Best of Pride
Thursday
5:00 p.m. (MSC) The Best of Pride
Saturday
4:00 p.m. ) / UFC on FOX
6: Road to the Octagon
UFC’s main event fighters train for their upcoming bout inside the Octagon on January 26th. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (FX) UFC on FX 7: Belfort vs. Bisping Vitor Belfort vs. Michael Bisping; C.B. Dollaway vs. Daniel Sarafian. From Sao Paulo, Brazil. (Live)
Saturday
3:00 p.m. + Skating & Gymnastics Spectacular From Jamestown, N.Y.
Sunday
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show Highlighting the best Premiership action of the week.
Monday
1:55 p.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer Queens Park Rangers FC vs Tottenham Hotspur FC. From Loftus Road Stadium in London, England. (Live)
2:00 p.m. (MSC) English Premier League Soccer (Taped)
Tuesday
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show Highlighting the best Premiership action of the week.
2:00 p.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show Highlighting the best Premiership action of the week.
Thursday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show Highlighting the best Premiership action of the week.
Saturday
8:55 a.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer Teams TBA. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Humana Challenge, Third Round. Phil Mickelson is among the players expected to compete. From La Quinta, Calif.
3:00 a.m. (GOLF) Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship, Final Round. Players expected to compete include Tiger Woods, Rory McIlroy, Jason Dufner, Justin Rose and Ernie Els.
From United Arab Emirates. (Live)
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship, Final Round. Players expected to compete include Tiger Woods, Rory McIlroy, Jason Dufner, Justin Rose and Ernie Els.
From United Arab Emirates. (Live)
Sunday
4:30 a.m. (MSC) Alaska-Anchorage at Minnesota.
Saturday
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Hockey Day
Minnesota (Live)
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Hockey Day
Minnesota (Live)
3:30 p.m. (MSC) Hockey Day
Minnesota (Live)
5:00 p.m. (MSC) North Dakota at Minnesota. (Live)
7:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)
8:00 p.m. (MSC) NHL Hockey (Live)
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)
2:30 a.m. (MSC) North Dakota at Minnesota.
4:00 a.m. (MSC) NHL Hockey
5:30 a.m. (MSC) Wild Live
Sunday
8:00 a.m. (SHOW) Strikeforce: Marquardt vs. Saffiedine
Nate Marquardt vs. Tarec Saffiedine; Daniel Cormier vs.
Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)
Tuesday
1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2013 Australian Open Tennis First Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Taped)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2013 Australian Open Tennis Second Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Champions Series: Tampa. Courier vs. McEnroe.
2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2013 Australian Open Tennis Second Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)
Wednesday
1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2013 Australian Open Tennis Second Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Taped)
10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2013 Australian Open Tennis Second Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2013 Australian Open Tennis Second Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)
Thursday
1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2013 Australian Open Tennis Second Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Taped)
10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2013 Australian Open Tennis Third Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2013 Australian Open Tennis Third Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)
Friday
1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2013 Australian Open Tennis Third Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Taped)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2013 Australian Open Tennis Third Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2013 Australian Open Tennis Third Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)
Saturday
6:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2013 Australian Open Tennis Third Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Taped)
Sunday
5:30 p.m. (ESPN2) 2013 Australian Open Tennis First Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) 2013 Australian Open Tennis First Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2013 Australian Open Tennis First Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)
Monday
11:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2013 Australian Open Tennis First Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Taped)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2013 Australian Open Tennis First Round. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2013 Australian Open Tennis First
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2013 Australian Open Tennis Round of 16. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2013 Australian Open Tennis Round of 16. From Melbourne, Australia. (Live)
Sunday
2:30 p.m. + USSA Special
3:00 p.m. + Snowboarding USSA Grand Prix. From Copper Mountain, Colo. (Taped)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.
Thursday
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.
Saturday
10:00 a.m. 7 WWE Saturday Morning Slam
(CC) The Killing “The Cage” (S) (CC)
››› “Escape From New York” (1981) Kurt Russell, Ernest Borgnine.
››› “Mad Max” (1979, Science Fiction) Mel Gibson, Joanne Samuel.
››› “Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior” (1981, Action) Mel Gibson. (CC)
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Women’s College Basketball California at Stanford. (N) (Live) CrossFit Games Australian Op. (EWTN) ChapletRosaryDaily MassLitanyBkmrkVaticanoSaintsSolemn Mass for Baptism LitanyThe Vitae Monologues (CC) ChapletRosaryCatholic.Holy Wd.FaithRuptureDevoCrossing (FAM) ›› “Beverly Hills Chihuahua” (2008) ››› “Big” (1988) Tom Hanks. ›› “Richie Rich” (1994, Comedy) ››› “Home Alone” (1990, Comedy) ››› “Matilda” (1996) Mara Wilson. ›› “Ramona and Beezus” (2010) (FNC) FOX and Friends Sunday (N) News HQHousecall (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace Journal Editorial FOX News America’s News Headquarters (N) FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace (FSN) PaidPaidPaidDue OutPaidOutOutGameGame WolvesWomen’s College Basketball Women’s College Basketball Women’s College Basketball Wolves (FX) › “The Brothers Solomon” (2007) ›› “21” (2008) Jim Sturgess, Kevin Spacey. ››› “The Social Network” (2010, Drama) ››› “Star Trek” (2009) Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto. ››› “Iron Man” (2008, Action) (GOLF) Golf Central Golf Central Golf Central Golf Central European PGA Tour Golf Volvo
(LIFE) In Touch SchullerJereOsteenSkincareChrisChrisDance MomsDoubleDouble“Reviving Ophelia” (2010, Drama) (CC) “Sexting in Suburbia” (2012) (CC) “The Preacher’s Daughter” (2012) (CC) (NBCSN) FisherOutdoorB. DanceParkerAlaskaSportFishingFishingFLW OutdoorsElk FeL.A. Auto ShowRacerTVRacerTVSnowboardingGame ››› “The Natural” (1984) Robert Redford, Robert Duvall. (NICK) T.U.F.F.T.U.F.F.PowerSponge.SpongeBob SquarePants (S) Sponge.TurtlesKung FuKung FuSponge.WinxSponge.ParentsParentsParentsParentsVictoVictoVictoMarvinSponge.Sponge. (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidXtremeHorse.Trucks!MuscleTattooTattooTattooTattooTattoo ››› “A Bronx Tale” (1993, Drama) Robert De Niro. (S) ››› “Scarface” (1983) Al Pacino. (S) (CC) (SYFY) DefrostPaidPaidCook › “Battle of Los Angeles” (2011) ›› “Star Trek: the Motion Picture” (1979) (CC) ›› “Star Trek: Insurrection” (1998) ››› “Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home” (1986) Star (TBN) PurvisThe PhillipsTouchFranklinJereRhemaWinningMiracleRedeemLoveIn TouchPowerWrittenConleyPraiseKing IsFranklinJ. HageeMarriagePrinceG. JakesJ. Meyer (TBS) Fresh Prince Fresh Prince Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Cougar Town (S) Wedding Band ›› “You, Me and Dupree” (2006) Owen Wilson, Kate Hudson. (CC) (:45) › “Cop Out” (2010, Comedy) Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan. (CC) (:45) › “Rush Hour 3” (2007, Action) Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker. (CC) (:45) ›› “Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby” (TCM) (5:15) ›› “Barnacle Bill” (1941)
›› “Balalaika” (1939, Musical) Nelson Eddy, Ilona Massey. (CC)
›››› “Les Miserables” (1935) Fredric March, Charles Laughton. (CC)
››› “Royal Wedding” (1951) Fred Astaire, Jane Powell. (CC) (DVS)
››› “The Last Time I Saw Paris” (1954, Drama) Elizabeth Taylor. (CC)
››› “Spellbound” (1945, Mystery) Ingrid Bergman, Gregory Peck. (CC)
››› “Bullitt” (1968) (CC)
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›› “He’s Just Not That Into You” (2009) Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston. (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (WGN-A) PaidFactsDavidBeyondPaidPaidPaidPaidHeat of the NightHeat of the NightWalker, RangerWalker, RangerLaw Order: CILaw Order: CI30 RockFunny VideosBloopers
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(HBO) (5:30) “The Road to El Dorado” ‘PG’ (:05) ›› “The Dilemma” (2011, Comedy) Vince Vaughn. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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(:15) ›› “The Day After Tomorrow” (2004, Action) Dennis Quaid, Ian Holm. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “The Three Stooges” (2012) Sean Hayes. ‘PG’ (CC)
›› “The Dilemma” (2011, Comedy) Vince Vaughn. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (MAX) (5:30) ››› “Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World” (7:50) ›› “Tower Heist” (2011) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘PG-13’
(:35) › “The Sitter” (2011) Jonah Hill. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Banshee “Pilot” (S) (CC) ››› “Crazy, Stupid, Love.” (2011) Steve Carell. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Fast Five” (2011, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
“War Horse” (2011) Emily Watson. A horse sees joy and sorrow during World War I. (S)
››› “50/50” (2011,
(:10) ›› “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows” (2011) Robert Downey Jr. (SHOW) Inside the NFL (S) (CC) 60 Minutes SportsStrikeforce: Marquardt vs. Saffiedine Inside Comedy Untold History of the United States ›› “Beastly” (2011) Alex Pettyfer. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
KCCO NFL Football: AFC Divisional Playoff Elementary “Lesser Evils” (S) The Good Wife (N)
WDSE Masterpiece Classic “Downton Abbey Season 3” Wedding
The Mentalist “Little Red Corvette”
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›› “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” (2009) Kevin James, Jayma Mays. (CC) (DVS)
“Into the Blue 2: The Reef” (2009) Chris Carmack, Laura Vandervoort. (CC) MarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ››› “Bullitt” (1968) (CC) ››› “Anna and the King of Siam” (1946, Drama) Irene Dunne. Premiere. (:15) ››› “Magnificent Obsession” (1935) Irene Dunne, Robert Taylor. Bumping-Brd Scarecrow ›› “The Pilgrim” (1923, Comedy) ››› “Jour de Fete” (1948, Comedy) Jacques Tati. ››› “Walkabout” (1971) Jenny Agutter. Premiere.
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(HBO) ›› “American Reunion” (2012, Comedy) Jason Biggs. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Girls (S) (CC) Enlightened (S) Girls (S) (CC) Enlightened (S) Girls (S) (CC) Enlightened (S) ›› “The Three Stooges” (2012) Sean Hayes. ‘PG’ (CC) (:35) ›› “J. Edgar” (2011, Biography) Leonardo DiCaprio, Naomi Watts. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (2:55) ›› “Young Adam” (2003) Ewan McGregor. ‘R’ (:35) Broad Street Bullies (S) (CC) “Road-El Dor” (MAX) “Sherlock” (:20) ›› “Wanderlust” (2012) Paul Rudd. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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Banshee “Pilot” (S) (CC) “Erotic Karma” (2012, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:20) ››› “Stakeout” (1987, Suspense) Richard Dreyfuss. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) ››› “Man on the Moon” (1999, Biography) Jim Carrey. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:20) ››› “Far and Away” (1992) Tom Cruise. ‘PG-13’ (SHOW) ›› “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1” (2011) Kristen Stewart. Shameless “El Gran Canon” (S) House of Lies (S) Californication Shameless “El Gran Canon” (S) House of Lies (S) Californication Shameless “El Gran Canon” (S)
House of Lies (S) Californication ›› “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1” (2011) Kristen Stewart. ›› “Beastly” (2011) Alex Pettyfer. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Spin Boris” (TMC) (4:30) ›› “Die Another Day” (CC) ›› “Blitz” (2011) Jason Statham. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:40) ›› “Scream 4” (2011, Horror) Neve Campbell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:35) ›› “I Am Number Four” (2011, Action) Alex Pettyfer. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:25) ››› “Primary Colors” (1998, Comedy-Drama) John Travolta. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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TH 20 Mil ››› “Force of Arms”(:15) ›› “When in Rome”(:45) ›› “The Seven Hills of Rome”“The Roman Spring of Mrs. Stone” ››› “Light in the Piazza”(:15) ››› “Rome Adventure” (1962) “Ghosts-Italian”
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T (5:00) “Jane Eyre”41 (:45) ›› “First Daughter” (2004) (S) “Rise of Planet of Apes”Prom ›› “Bruce Almighty” (S) (:15) ››› “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” (2001) “Joyful Noise” (S)
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T Muppet(:45) “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban”(:10) ›› “Horrible Bosses” (2011) (S) ››› “Rocky II” (1979) (S) (CC) ›› “Along Came Polly” (S) ›› “Arthur” (2011) Russell Brand. (S) (:20) ››› “The Matrix” (S)
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TH MidwayTower H. ››› “Rollercoaster” (1977) (CC) ››› “The Descendants” (2011) (S) ›› “Rocky IV” (1985) (S) ›› “Wanderlust” (2012) (S) (:10) ›› “Fled” (1996) (S) (CC) (3:50) “The Sitter”(:15) “Collateral”
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On Monday, Jan. 14 (check local listings), PBS’ “Independent Lens” presents “Soul Food Junkies,” a documentary from filmmaker, writer, activist and lecturer Byron Hurt (“Hip-Hop: Beyond Beats and Rhymes”).
Hurt grew up eating “soul food” from the AfricanAmerican Southern tradition: grits and cheese-covered scrambled eggs, buttered biscuits with gravy, bacon, collard greens with ham hocks, fried pork chops, macaroni and cheese, fried chicken, fried fish, barbecued chicken and ribs, and candied yams.
While all these dishes are delicious and come from recipes passed down for generations in families, they also can contain large amounts of fat, sugar and salt.
Hurt grew up concerned about the health of his overweight father, who eventually succumbed to pancreatic cancer at the age of 63. One of the risk factors for developing this kind of cancer is a high-fat diet centered on meat.
Worried this same fate was befalling others in the AfricanAmerican community, Hurt set out to learn more about the soul food culinary tradition and its relevance to cultural identity.
In the documentary, he talks to cooks, historians and scholars, along with doctors, family members and everyday people, trying to learn about the positive and negative aspects of the cuisine.
At the same time, Hurt explores how the socioeconomic conditions in many black neighborhoods affect the kinds of food – whether fast food, restaurant food or grocery-store items – that are readily available.
“Starz Play,” www.starzplay. com
As television and the Web grow closer together, AT&T’s U-Verse announces a suite of authenticated online services for subscribers to premium cable networks Starz, Encore and MoviePlex. Accessible through Wi-Fi and broadband connections, StarzPlay.com, EncorePlay.com and MoviePlexPlay.com are available for PC and Mac platforms. In addition, apps for iPhone, iPad and iPod Touch can be downloaded free from the App Store. Along with movies, subscribers can also see original series such as “Spartacus” and original miniseries such as “Moby Dick.
He meets with pioneers in the emerging “food justice” movement who challenge the marketing efforts of the food industry. They encourage communities to create sustainable and eco-friendly gardens, advocate for healthier options in supermarkets, and support local farmers markets.
At the same time, these activists urge avoidance of highly processed fast food and encourage finding new, more healthful ways of preparing traditional soul food dishes.
Along with Jackie Hurt, the filmmaker’s father, those featured in the film include poet and activist Sonia Sanchez, food historian Jessica B. Harris, author and professor Dr. Frederick Douglass Opie, restaurant owner Willow Craft “Mrs. Peaches” Ephram, food justice advocate and author Bryant Terry, author Lolis Eric Elie, politician Chokwe Lumumba, professor Mark Lamont Hill, comedian Dick Gregory, Nation of Islam member Minister Abdul Hafeez Muhammad, and Dr. Rani Whitfield.
Soul food basics: greens (leafy vegetables, such as collard and mustard greens); grits (coarsely ground corn, prepared into a porridge or fried in oil, butter or bacon grease); black-eyed peas (usually cooked with pork for flavor); “chitlins,” or chitterlings, another word for pig intestines; pigs’ feet; pork varieties and flavorings, such as ham hocks, fatback (salty pork), pork rinds or “cracklins” (made from pig skin); sweet potato pie, made from sweet potatoes or yams; and various breads, such as cornbreads, hush puppies (deep-fried cornmeal batter); and johnnycakes (pancakes made from cornmeal).
“The Bloody Mary Show,” www.bloodymaryshow.co.uk
Using the American folklore character Bloody Mary (Hollie Taylor) and transplanting her to a British setting, the sevenepisode first season follows the sweet-natured legend’s adventures with her pals, Abdabs (Thomas Coombes), Malevolent (Tanya Duff) and Viscera (Elizabeth Webster) — but without vampires, werewolves or zombies. But there is an alcoholic musician named Chris (Craig Daniel Adams), who carries on an after-dark affair with Mary.
“The Onion’s Extremely Accurate History of the Internet,” screen.yahoo. com/the-onions-historyof-the-internet/ Considering the reputation of the satirical news service, very likely the opposite is true of this Web series that turns its focus inward. For example, Episode 8 claims that scientists are predicting that strap-on Web goggles will allow us to surf the Web while stepping blindly into traffic (seems you can do that now with a simple smartphone).
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AFI Master Class (N) ›› “What Lies Beneath” (2000, Suspense) Harrison Ford, Michelle Pfeiffer. Premiere.
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››› “Kentucky” (1938) Loretta Young. Premiere. (:45) ›› “The Life of Jimmy Dolan” (1933) Douglas Fairbanks Jr. (CC)
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(:40) ›› “Polish Wedding” (1998) Lena Olin. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “Midway” (1976, War) Charlton Heston. ‘PG’ (CC) (SHOW) Untold History of the United States Shameless “El Gran Canon” (S) Inside the NFL (N) (S) (CC) Californication House of Lies (S) Inside the NFL (S) (CC) Andrew Dice Clay: Indestructible (12:05) ››› “Fahrenheit 9/11” (2004, Documentary) (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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› “I Don’t Know How She Does It” (2011) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “Fright Night” (2011) Anton Yelchin. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ››› “Source Code” (2011) Jake Gyllenhaal. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(12:15) › “3 Strikes” (2000) Brian Hooks. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ››› “Smiley Face” (2007) Anna Faris. ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) ›› “Detention” (2010) David Carradine. ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “Riot” (1997) Dante Basco. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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(:15) Sex Games Cancun Feature 4 (S) (CC) (:45) ›› “Halloween II” (1981, Horror) Jamie Lee Curtis. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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(12:15) “Batbabe: The Dark Nightie” (2009) Darian Caine. (:35) › “Sutures” (2009) Andrew Prine. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Fixer” (1998) Jon Voight. Partners turn on a reformed Chicagoan. “The Inspectors” (1998) (S) (CC)
› “The Samaritan” (2012, Crime Drama) Samuel L. Jackson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “The Warrior Class” (2004) Anson Mount. Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “Billy Jack” (1971) Tom Laughlin. (S) ‘GP’ (CC) (TMC) (5:15) ››› “Rare Birds” ‘R’ ››› “My Week With Marilyn” (2011) Michelle Williams. (:45) ››› “Bellflower” (2011, Drama) Evan Glodell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Meet the Parents” (2000)
“Meet the Parents” (2000)
“Orange County” (2002, Comedy)
“Clerks II” (2006, Comedy) PaidPaidPaidPaidHousewives/Atl. (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportThe Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC) Mad MoneyThe Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC)
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(FX) ›› “The A-Team” (2010) Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper. ›› “Hancock” (2008, Action) Will Smith.
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(HIST) Ultimate GuideUltimate GuideUltimate Guide to the Presidents (N) American PickersUltimate GuideUltimate Guide to the Presidents (CC) American PickersPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
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(NICK) iCarly (S) Figure ItiCarly (S) iCarly (S) Full H’seFull H’seNannyNannyFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorge(:45) George LopezGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearMattersPenguinPenguin (SPIKE) King Mo: UnrivaledBellator MMA Live (S) ›› “The Punisher” (2004) Thomas Jane. (S) “Universal Soldier: Regeneration” (S) Ways Ways Ways Knife Knife PaidPaid (SYFY) ContinuumWWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Merlin (N) (CC) Being HumanMerlin (S) (CC) ContinuumLost Girl (S) (CC) Ghost MineFace Off “Make It Reign” TotalPaidPaid (TBN) Sid Roth PottersBehindLindseyHarvestP. StonePraise the Lord (CC) Ever InIsrael: Journey of CrefloMiracles AroundReflecXtremeImpactRampStoriesCharityKids ClbPhphy (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) House of Payne House of Payne Better Worse Better Worse ›› “The Bucket List” (2007) Jack Nicholson, Morgan Freeman. (CC) There Yet? There Yet?
›› “Bewitched” (2005) Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Shirley MacLaine. (CC)
›› “Nine Months” (1995, Comedy) Hugh Grant, Julianne Moore. (CC) Jeff Foxworthy Jeff Foxworthy MarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) “Monkey Business” (1952) Chickens(:45) “Politiquerías” (1931) (:45) Blotto (:15) La Vida Nocturna (Premiere) Laurel & Hardy Laurel, Hardy (:45) “Les Carottiers” (1931) Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy.
›› “The Baby” (1973) Anjanette Comer. Premiere. ››› “The Bad Seed” (1956, Horror) Nancy Kelly, Patty McCormack, Henry Jones. (CC)
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(:40) ››› “American Psycho” (2000, Horror) Christian Bale. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:25) › “An American Werewolf in Paris” (1997) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) “Breakin’ All the Rules” (2004) (MAX) (5:05) “The Silence of the Lambs” ‘R’ (:05) ›› “I, Robot” (2004, Science Fiction) Will Smith. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Banshee “The Rave” (N) (CC) Girls in Bed Banshee “The Rave” (S) (CC) (:25) The Erotic Traveler Feature 3: Naked Pearls (CC)
›› “Cadillac Man” (1990) Robin Williams. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:40) “Recoil” (2011, Action) Steve Austin. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ››› “Come See the Paradise” (1990) Dennis Quaid. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:15) “Restitution” (2011) (S) ‘R’ (CC) Mumford & Sons: The Road to Red Rocks (N) ››› “Goon” (2011) Seann William Scott. (S) ‘R’ (CC) House of Lies (S) Shameless “El Gran Canon” (S) Californication Inside the NFL (S) (CC)
››› “Brokeback Mountain” (2005, Romance) Heath Ledger. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ›› “Turner & Hooch” (1989) Tom Hanks. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) ›› “Mighty Joe Young” (1998) ‘PG’ (TMC) (5:15) ›› “White Squall” (1996) Jeff Bridges. ‘PG-13’ “Tactical Force” (2011) Steve Austin. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Hobo With a Shotgun” (2011) Rutger Hauer. (S) ‘NR’
››› “Traffic” (2000, Crime Drama) Michael Douglas, Don Cheadle, Benicio Del Toro. (S) ‘R’
“Bikini Airways” (2002) Regina Russell. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “Manderlay” (2005) Bryce Dallas Howard. In 1933 a woman finds slaves on a plantation. ‘NR’
›› “Die Another Day” (2002) (CC)
(1960, Historical Drama) John Wayne, Richard Widmark. Wayne directed this account of the historic Texas battle. (CC)
››› “True Lies” (1994, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger. A man lives the double life of a spy and a family man. (CC)
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›› “Predator 2” (1990) Danny Glover. (CC) (AP) It’s Me or the DogMust Love Cats (S) To Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be Announced (BRAVO) Housewives/Atl.Vanderpump RulesVanderpump RulesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesMatchmakerMatchmakerShahs of SunsetShahs of SunsetHousewives/Atl. (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
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›› “The Bucket List” (2007) Jack Nicholson, Morgan Freeman. (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens Family Guy (S) (TCM) “Fast & Furious” ››› “The Phantom of Crestwood” (1932, Mystery)
›› “They Met in Bombay” (1941) Clark Gable. (CC) (:45) › “Smashing the Money Ring” (1939) ›› “Blondes at Work” (1938) (:15) ››› “Sahara” (1943, War) Humphrey Bogart, Bruce Bennett. (CC)
››› “Moby Dick” (1956, Adventure) Gregory Peck, Richard Basehart. (CC)
››› “Quo Vadis” (1951) Robert Taylor, Deborah Kerr, Peter Ustinov. (CC) (TLC)
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››› “Chaos” (2005) Jason Statham. Two detectives track a bank robber.
›› “Crank” (2006, Action) Jason Statham, Amy Smart. (CC) NCIS Memories overwhelm Gibbs. NCIS “Hiatus” (CC) (DVS) NCIS A missing Navy lieutenant. (S) NCIS A friend of Gibbs’ daughter. (WGN-A) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidLaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CI
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››› “Hanna” (2011, Action) Saoirse Ronan, Eric Bana. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:45) “Hemingway & Gellhorn” (2012, Docudrama) Clive Owen, Nicole Kidman, David Strathairn. (S) (CC) ›› “The Three Stooges” (2012) Sean Hayes. ‘PG’ (CC) “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” (CC) (MAX) “Come See” ›› “Osmosis Jones” (2001) Bill Murray. ‘PG’ (CC) (:05) ››› “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban” (2004) Daniel Radcliffe. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
›› “Fast Five” (2011, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Congo” (1995, Action) Dylan Walsh, Laura Linney. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:35) ›› “The Rite” (2011, Horror) Anthony Hopkins. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Varsity Blues” (1999) James Van Der Beek. (S) ‘R’ (SHOW) (5:00) “Mighty Joe Young” (1998) ‘PG’ Inside the NFL (S) (CC)
› “Spy Kids: All the Time in the World” (2011) (S) ‘PG’
› “Mallrats” (1995, Comedy) Shannen Doherty. ‘R’ (:15) ››› “Heathers” (1989, Comedy) Winona Ryder. ‘R’ ›› “Reality Bites” (1994) Winona Ryder. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) ››› “50/50” (2011) Joseph GordonLevitt, Seth Rogen. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Untold History of the United States 60 Minutes-Sp. (TMC) (5:00) ››
Housewives/Atl. ››› “The Family Man” (2000) Nicolas Cage. ››› “The Family Man” (2000) Nicolas Cage. MatchmakerMatchmakerKathy PaidPaidPaidPaidTop Chef: Seattle (CNBC) Money American GreedDebtSuze Orman ShowPrincessPrincessAmerican GreedSuze Orman ShowPrincessPrincessPaidPaidHeads-Up PokerSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) CNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganPiers MorganCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomPiers MorganWk Early Start (COM) (5:30) ››› “Get Him to the Greek” ››› “Wedding Crashers” (2005) Owen Wilson. › “Joe Dirt” (2001) David Spade. (CC) Amy SchumerW. CummingsKrollWork.ComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Amish Mafia (S) Amish Mafia (S) Amish Mafia (S) Amish Mafia (S) Amish Mafia (S) Amish Mafia (S) Amish Mafia (S) Amish Mafia (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDavid (DISN) “Beverly Hills Chihuahua”“Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2”PhineasDogAustinJessieShake ItShake ItShake ItGood Good ›› “Genius” (2003) (S) DeckDeckFish PhineasOctoMickey (E!) E! SpecialMovie
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(FSN) College Hockey Wild NHL Hockey (N) (Live) Wild Fox Sports Prep Zone Fox Sports Prep ZoneCollege Hockey NHL Hockey Wild (FX) (5:30) ›› “Iron Man 2” (2010, Action) UFC on FX 7: Belfort vs. Bisping (N) AngerAngerBiasedArcherLegitBiasedUFC on FX 7: Belfort vs. BispingTwo Two PaidPaidPaidPaid
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(HGTV) House HuntersLove It or List ItLove It or List ItHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlLove It or List ItHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlLove It or List ItPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
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(NICK) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) VictoMarvinRockiCarly (S) NannyNannyFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorge(:45) George LopezGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearMattersGrownBarnyard (SPIKE) “First Blood” (S) ›› “Rambo: First Blood Part II” (S) ›› “Rambo III” (1988) Sylvester Stallone. (S) J. Schmo J. Schmo J. Schmo TenantsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) ›› “Ice Road Terror” (2011) “Tasmanian Devils” (2013, Suspense) Danica McKellar, Apolo Ohno. Premiere. “Chupacabra: Dark Seas” (2005) “Tasmanian Devils” (2013, Suspense) ContinuumPaidPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of Power (S) Graham ClassicPraise the Lord (CC) Upside: It’s All in How You Look At ItChristianStrangerLindseyGospelBilly GrahamHoly Bible (TBS) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangWedding Band (N) Cougar Town (S) King of the NerdsWedding Band › “Our Family Wedding” (2010) America Ferrera, Forest Whitaker. (CC) › “College Road Trip” (2008) Martin Lawrence. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:00) ››› “Quo Vadis” (1951) (CC)
››› “Lolita” (1962, Comedy-Drama) James Mason, Shelley Winters, Sue Lyon. (CC) (DVS) (:45) ››› “The Big Knife” (1955, Drama) Jack Palance, Ida Lupino. (CC) (:45) ›› “The Chapman Report” (1962, Drama) Efrem Zimbalist Jr., Jane Fonda, Claire Bloom.
›› “I Died a Thousand Times” (1955) Jack Palance, Shelley Winters.
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› “This Means War” (2012) Reese Witherspoon. ‘PG-13’
(:10) ›› “Paul” (2011, Comedy) Simon Pegg, Nick Frost. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “The Girl Next Door” (2004) Emile Hirsch. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Big Picture: Rethinking Dyslexia”
(MAX) (:15) ›› “Tower Heist” (2011, Comedy) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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›› “Beautiful Ohio” (2006) ‘NR’
