By Jacqueline Cutler © Zap2it
There’s nothing subtle about the dark drama “The Bridge,” premiering on FX Wednesday, July 10. It tackles complex issues and insists that viewers at least ponder the crisis on the United States/Mexico border.
And it does that so incredibly well that days after watching, scenes linger, the message reverberating.
Set in El Paso, Texas, and Ciudad Juarez, Mexico, the show opens with a woman’s body left in the middle of the bridge. Each country could legally claim half the corpse. Early on it’s hideously apparent how accurate that is.
The surgically divided body is actually from two separate women. The top half was a judge from Texas, famous for her hard stance against immigrants. The bottom half was from, thus far, a nameless woman from Juarez.
Police from both countries investigate. Juarez Detective Marco Ruiz and El Paso Detective Sonya Cross (Demian Bichir, Oscar-nominated for “A Better Life,” and Diane Kruger, “Inglourious Basterds”) must work together.
For Bichir, who grew up in Mexico and became an American citizen, cooperation between the countries is critical.
“El Paso is considered the safest city in the United States, and Ciudad Juarez is one of the most dangerous in the world,” Bichir says. “They are only separated by a bridge, so just the fact that we are able to talk about the problems these two countries share is a very important issue. Nowadays everyone
blames each other. When you are so close together you need to work together over every problem you have.”
His character, Marco, appears very easygoing, especially contrasted with the harshness of Kruger’s Sonya. At first glance, viewers could mistake Sonya for just being mean.
That happens when you forbid an ambulance to pass through from Mexico to the United States, even though the patient in the ambulance is American and having a heart attack.
“Personally I am very fond of her,” Kruger says of her character. “She is socially awkward. I definitely thought she falls on (the) spectrum of Asperger’s.
“Her condition alone is very complex,” Kruger says. “Because it affects a lot of people, I am always wary when characters have a condition that they become a tic or comic relief and just something you put in every episode. I didn’t want it to be something that was an affectation.”
There’s a gritty realism to the series, which was adapted for American television from the international hit “Bron” about the bridge between Denmark and Sweden.
That realism is felt when Marco is away from Sonya and speaks Spanish.
“The fact that we use a lot of Spanish making this makes the whole thing real,” Bichir says.
“Me and my wife are Mexican characters from Juarez. Speaking English at home does not exist. Many other elements make this something you can feel that is real.”
“It is fiction,” he says, but “you can get trapped because of the sense of reality.”
The pilot does precisely what it should by laying the groundwork for the rest of the series: This case will continue to unfold. We have a strong idea of who Marco and Sonya are, and the first hour also carefully weaves in two other plotlines bound to be important.
A man kidnaps a woman off the streets of Ciudad Juarez. If anyone reported her missing, she would be added to the growing count of vanished women from Juarez. This man talks trash about women with a border patrol agent, and when he returns to his trailer in the states — essentially a prison on wheels — we glean insight into his life that makes him much more vital to the story than a random kidnapper.
And there’s an arrogant newspaperman who is put in the most dangerous position. Anyone who has worked with a guy like this understands why someone would want to take him out, though a bomb does seem like overkill. He, though, has the power to ask the questions. And the main question the unidentified voice on a message asks is: “Why is one dead white woman so much more important than so many across the bridge?”
It’s a question the series will attempt to answer, and if viewers are lucky, it will take several seasons to do so .
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Sunday
6:30 a.m. (CNBC) Formula One Racing German Grand Prix. From Nürburgring, Germany. (Live)
8:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower
TV Building a reliable torque wrenching big block.
9:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks! Testing a NOS equipped 2006 GMC.
9:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar
Quick improvements make a mule run better and stop faster.
11:00 a.m. % IndyCar Racing Pocono IndyCar 400. From Pocono Raceway in Long Pond, Penn. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Lucas Oil Series. From Joliet, Ill. (Taped)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Summit Racing Equipment Nationals. From Norwalk, Ohio. (Same-day Tape)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2)
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2)
7:00 a.m. (MSC) 3 Wide Life
The top NASCAR teams and drivers.
8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Lucas Oil Series. From Norwalk, Ohio. (Taped)
8:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower
TV Car and driver compete for top speed bragging rights.
9:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: New England 200, Qualifying. From New Hampshire Motor Speedway in Loudon, N.H. (Live) (SPIKE) Trucks!
9:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar
A 1974 Dodge Dart gets body and paint work.
2:00 p.m. % NASCAR Countdown (Live)
2:30 p.m. % NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: New England 200. From New Hampshire Motor Speedway in Loudon, N.H. (Live)
6:30 p.m. (ESPN) Global Rallycross Championship. (Live)
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: New England 200. From New Hampshire Motor Speedway in Loudon, N.H. (Same-day Tape)
Sunday
11:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
(MSC) Twins Live (Live)
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Toronto Blue Jays. From Rogers Centre in Toronto. (Live)
(TBS) Baltimore Orioles at New York Yankees. From Yankee Stadium in the Bronx, N.Y. (Live)
1:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Pittsburgh Pirates at Chicago Cubs. From Wrigley Field in Chicago. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN2) TD Ameritrade Home Run Derby. From Omaha, Neb. (Taped)
(MSC) Twins Live (Live)
3:30 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall
4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) 10th Inning
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Boston Red Sox at Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. From Angel Stadium of Anaheim in Anaheim, Calif. (Live)
1:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Toronto Blue Jays. From Rogers Centre in Toronto.
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Boston Red Sox at Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. From Angel Stadium of Anaheim in Anaheim, Calif.
(Same-day Tape)
5:30 a.m. (HBO) Brooklyn
Dodgers: The Ghosts of Flatbush The team’s effects on baseball, Brooklyn and sports.
Monday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Toronto Blue Jays.
From Rogers Centre in Toronto.
12:30 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Toronto Blue Jays.
From Rogers Centre in Toronto.
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live
(Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)
(MSC) Minnesota Twins at Tampa Bay Rays. From Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Fla. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live) (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins at Tampa Bay Rays.
From Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Fla.
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.
Tuesday
6:05 a.m. (HBO) Brooklyn
Dodgers: The Ghosts of Flatbush The team’s effects on baseball, Brooklyn and sports.
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins at Tampa Bay Rays.
From Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Fla.
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins at Tampa Bay Rays.
From Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Fla.
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins at Tampa Bay Rays.
From Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Fla. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live) (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
9:30 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins at Tampa Bay Rays. From Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Fla.
Wednesday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Tampa Bay Rays. From Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Fla.
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins at Tampa Bay Rays. From Tropicana Field in St. Pe-
(MSC) Minnesota Twins at Tampa Bay Rays. From Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Fla.
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live) 11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
Saturday
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
12:00 p.m. ) MLB Player Poll
Current players vote and comment on game’s best in a variety of categories.
(MSC) Minnesota Twins at New York Yankees. From Yankee Stadium in the Bronx, N.Y. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
3:30 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall
5:30 p.m. / MLB Player Poll
Current players vote and comment on game’s best in a variety of categories.
6:00 p.m. ) / Regional
Coverage. New York Mets at Pittsburgh Pirates or Texas Rangers at Detroit Tigers or St. Louis Cardinals at Chicago Cubs or Washington Nationals at Miami Marlins or Colorado Rockies at Los Angeles Dodgers. (Live)
11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at New York Yankees. From Yankee Stadium in the Bronx, N.Y.
Sunday
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones
6:00 p.m. (MSC) WNBA Phoenix Mercury at Minnesota Lynx.
From the Target Center in Minneapolis. (Live)
3:00 a.m. (MSC) WNBA Phoenix Mercury at Minnesota Lynx.
From the Target Center in Minneapolis.
Monday
11:00 a.m. (MSC) WNBA Phoenix Mercury at Minnesota Lynx.
From the Target Center in Minneapolis.
2:30 p.m. (MSC) WNBA Phoenix Mercury at Minnesota Lynx.
From the Target Center in Minneapolis.
Tuesday
8:30 a.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA
and Chris Mannix join host Jim Lampley for a debate.
6:00 p.m. (HBO) Ali-Frazier 1: One Nation... Divisible The 1971 match between Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier.
Friday
1:00 p.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley Max Kellerman, Andre Ward and Chris Mannix join host Jim Lampley for a debate.
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Friday Night Fights. Chris Avalos vs. Drian Francisco. From Las Vegas. (Live)
11:15 p.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley Max Kellerman, Andre Ward and Chris Mannix join host Jim Lampley for a debate.
Monday
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)
2:00 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall
3:30 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live) (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Tampa Bay Rays. From Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Fla. (Live)
7:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Chicago Cubs. From Wrigley Field in Chicago. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live) (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Tampa Bay Rays. From Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Fla.
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.
Thursday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Tampa Bay Rays.
Friday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Tampa Bay Rays.
From Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Fla.
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Tampa Bay Rays.
From Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Fla.
1:10 p.m. (WGN-A) St. Louis Cardinals at Chicago Cubs.
From Wrigley Field in Chicago. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at New York Yankees. From Yankee Stadium in the Bronx, N.Y. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live) (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at New York Yankees.
From Yankee Stadium in the Bronx, N.Y.
Atlanta Dream at Minnesota Lynx. From the Target Center in Minneapolis. (Live)
Thursday
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA Los Angeles Sparks at Tulsa Shock. From BOK Center in Tulsa, Okla. (Live)
Saturday
4:40 a.m. (HBO) Battle for Tobacco Road: Duke vs. Carolina A history of the college basketball rivalry features interviews with Dean Smith, Mike Krzyzewski, Michael Jordan, James Worthy, Charlie Scott, Grant Hill, Johnny Dawkins and Christian Laettner.
Sunday
8:00 a.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley Max Kellerman, Andre Ward and Chris Mannix join host Jim Lampley for a debate.
Wednesday
5:30 p.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley Max Kellerman, Andre Ward
p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)
p.m. (ESPN2) BC Lions at Edmonton Eskimos. From Commonwealth Stadium in Edmonton. (Live)
Sunday
7:00 a.m. (GOLF) Alstom Open de France, Final Round. From Paris. (Live)
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Greenbrier Classic, Final Round. Players expected to compete include Phil Mickelson, Keegan Bradley and Bubba Watson. From White Sulphur Springs, W.Va. (Live)
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
2:00 p.m. _ Greenbrier Classic, Final Round. From the Old White TPC in White Sulphur Springs, W.Va. (Live) (GOLF) Big Break Mexico Players face a major twist which changes the course of the competition.
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
Mexico One team finds itself severely outnumbered.
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
Mexico A difficult decision leads to a shocking elimination.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Greenbrier Classic, Final Round. Players expected to compete include Phil Mickelson, Keegan Bradley and Bubba Watson. From White Sulphur Springs, W.Va.
10:00 p.m. 7 Golf: The Craig Show Highlighting local courses; celebrity guests talk about their golf experiences; topics of the day.
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Alstom Open de France, Final Round. From Paris.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Monday
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Greenbrier Classic, Final Round. Players expected to compete include Phil Mickelson, Keegan Bradley and Bubba Watson. From White Sulphur Springs, W.Va.
4:30 p.m. (GOLF) Performance Institute Generating more power by strengthening the lower body.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
Mexico A difficult decision leads to a shocking elimination.
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
Mexico The team merger means more individual pressure.
9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty Raymond Floyd.
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Mexico The team merger means more individual pressure.
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty Raymond Floyd.
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Performance Institute Generating more power by strengthening the lower body.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Tuesday
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
1:00 p.m. (GOLF) PGA Minority College Championship Highlights
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty Raymond Floyd.
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Mexico A difficult decision leads to a shocking elimination.
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Mexico The team merger means more individual pressure.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy Improving the short game.
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Greatest Rounds Four-man, fourhole playoff needed to determine winner at Muirfield Golf Links.
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions
Tour Learning Center
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Greatest Rounds Four-man, fourhole playoff needed to determine winner at Muirfield Golf Links.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Wednesday
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Performance Institute Generating more power by strengthening the lower body.
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Madeira Island Open Highlights
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
Mexico The team merger means more individual pressure.
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Manulife Financial LPGA Classic, Pro-Am. From Waterloo, Ont. (Sameday Tape)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) European Tour Weekly Highlights and previews of the European Golf Tour.
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy Improving the short game.
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) On the Range
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Manulife Financial LPGA Classic, Pro-Am. From Waterloo, Ont.
9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Mexico The team merger means more individual pressure.
9:30 p.m. (MSC) Midwest Classic Golf Virtual tours of the Midwest’s best golf destinations.
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Manulife Financial LPGA Classic, Pro-Am. From Waterloo, Ont.
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) On the Range
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center
4:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
4:30 a.m. (GOLF) Aberdeen
Asset Management Scottish Open, First Round. From Inverness, Scotland. (Live)
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Aberdeen
Asset Management Scottish Open, First Round. From Inverness, Scotland. (Live)
Thursday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Classic Golf Virtual tours of the Midwest’s best golf destinations.
10:00 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Classic Golf Virtual tours of the Midwest’s best golf destinations.
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Manulife Financial LPGA Classic, First Round. From Waterloo, Ont. (Live)
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) John Deere Classic, First Round. From TPC at Deere Run in Silvis, Ill. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN2) U.S. Senior Open Championship, First Round. From Omaha Country Club in Omaha, Neb. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Midwest Classic Golf Virtual tours of the Midwest’s best golf destinations.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Web.com: Utah Championship, First Round. From Sandy, Utah. (Live)
Round. From Waterloo, Ont. (Live)
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) John Deere Classic, Second Round. From TPC at Deere Run in Silvis, Ill. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN2) U.S. Senior Open Championship, Second Round. From Omaha Country Club in Omaha, Neb. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Web.com: Utah Championship, Second Round. From Sandy, Utah. (Live)
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
7:30 p.m. (GOLF) John Deere Classic, Second Round. From TPC at Deere Run in Silvis, Ill.
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole
(GOLF) Manulife Financial LPGA Classic, Third Round. From Waterloo, Ont. (Live)
2:00 p.m. _ John Deere Classic, Third Round. From TPC at Deere Run in Silvis, Ill. (Live) + U.S. Senior Open Championship, Third Round. From Omaha Country Club in Omaha, Neb. (Live)
4:30 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros Lexi Thompson discusses her career aspirations.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Web.com: Utah Championship, Third Round. From Sandy, Utah. (Live)
7:30 p.m. (GOLF) John Deere Classic, Third Round. From TPC at Deere Run in Silvis, Ill.
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
12:30 a.m. (GOLF) Manulife Financial LPGA Classic, Third Round. From Waterloo, Ont.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central 5:30 a.m. (GOLF)
6:30 p.m. + Minnesota Bound
Sunday
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Bull Riding Championship.
Tuesday
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Bull Riding Championship.
Thursday
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Bull Riding Championship.
Saturday
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Bull Riding Championship.
2:00 a.m. (MSC) Bull Riding Championship.
Sunday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) MLS Soccer Sporting Kansas City at Chicago Fire. From Toyota Park in Bridgeview, Ill. (Live)
Wednesday
7:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Chicago Fire vs. Club America. From Bridgeview, Ill. (Live)
Friday
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) MLS Soccer Club Deportivo Chivas USA at Philadelphia Union. From PPL Park in Chester, Pa. (Live)
Saturday
12:45 p.m. (ESPN) FIFA U-20 World Cup, Final: Teams TBA. From Istanbul, Turkey. (Live)
2:00 p.m. ) / CONCACAF Gold Cup: United States vs. Cuba. From Rio Tinto Stadium in Salt Lake City. (Live)
Thursday
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Softball World Cup: Canada vs. United States. From Oklahoma City. (Live)
Friday
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Softball World Cup: Australia vs. United States. From Oklahoma City. (Live)
4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Softball World Cup: Australia vs. United States. From Oklahoma City. (Same-day Tape)
Saturday
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
7:30 p.m. (GOLF) John Deere Classic, First Round. From TPC at Deere Run in Silvis, Ill.
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole
11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Manulife Financial LPGA Classic, First Round. From Waterloo, Ont.
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy Drills to improve the backswing, wedge play and controlling trajectory.
4:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
4:30 a.m. (GOLF) Aberdeen Asset Management Scottish Open, Second Round. From Inverness, Scotland. (Live)
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Aberdeen Asset Management Scottish Open, Second Round. From Inverness, Scotland. (Live)
Friday
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Manulife Financial LPGA Classic, Second
11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Manulife Financial LPGA Classic, Second Round. From Waterloo, Ont.
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy Improving the short game.
4:30 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Saturday
8:30 a.m. (GOLF) Aberdeen Asset Management Scottish Open, Third Round. From Inverness, Scotland. (Live)
11:00 a.m. + Aberdeen Asset Management Scottish Open, Third Round. From Inverness, Scotland. (Live) (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) John Deere Classic, Third Round. From TPC at Deere Run in Silvis, Ill. (Live)
1:30 p.m. + Live From the U.S. Senior Open From Omaha, Neb.
(MSC) Destination
(MSC) Waters and
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors Helping people enjoy the outdoors. 2:30 p.m. (MSC) Rooster Tales
7:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Bassmasters From Montgomery, Ala.
7:30 a.m. (MSC) We Love It! Outdoors
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Rooster Tales 12
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Waters and Woods
9:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors Helping people enjoy the outdoors.
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Destination Polaris
12:30 p.m. % XTERRA Adventures Trail Run World Championship; Banzai Pipeline on Oahu’s North Shore; scuba dive adventure.
11:00 a.m. (ESPN) Softball Men’s Slow Pitch Border Battle: Canada vs. United States. From Oklahoma City. (Taped)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Softball World Cup: Japan vs. United States. From Oklahoma City. (Live)
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Softball World Cup: Japan vs. United States. From Oklahoma City. (Same-day Tape)
Sunday
7:00 a.m. (ESPN) Breakfast at Wimbledon From the All-England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club in Wimbledon, England. (Live)
8:00 a.m. (ESPN) 2013 Wimbledon Championships Men’s Final. From the All-England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club in Wimbledon, England. (Live)
2:00 p.m. % 2013 Wimbledon Championships Men’s Championship. From the All-England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club in Wimbledon, England. (Same-day Tape)
Killing Seward faces his past. (S)
“Godzilla” (1998) Matthew Broderick. Nuclear testing in the South Pacific
man. (CC)
NewsroomCNN Newsroom (COM) PaidPaid ››› “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” (CC) (:11) ›› “Dinner for Schmucks” (2010) (CC) South PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth Pk(:44) ››› “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” (1986) Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0 (DISC) PaidPaidOsteenIn TouchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchNaked CastawayPhilly Throttle (S) Warlocks RisingStreet Outlaws (S) Street Outlaws (S) Fast N’ Loud (S) Fast N’ Loud (S) Fast N’ Loud (S) (DISN) MickeyDoc PiratesSofiaGood Good Shake ItGood Good Good JessieJessieJessieANT ANT ANT ANT DogJessieShake ItGood Good AustinANT
›› “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” (2009) KardashianKardashian (ESPN) SportsCenterWimbledon2013 Wimbledon Championships Men’s Final. (N) (Live) (CC)
(E!) Kardashian ››› “Ever After: A Cinderella Story” (1998) ›› “Summer Catch” (2001) › “Major League II” (1994) Charlie Sheen.
MLS Soccer: Sporting at Fire SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) (ESPN2) Nine for IXSportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Outside Lines Spo. Reporters SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Baseball Tonight Billiards (CC) Billiards (CC) Billiards (CC) College Baseball TD Ameritrade Home Run Derby. From Omaha, Neb. (Taped) NHRA Drag Racing Lucas Oil Series.
(EWTN) ChapletRosaryDaily MassLitanyBkmrkVaticanoThe Apo.RosaryDaily MassLitanyIn Concert (CC) ChurchMercyRosaryHoly Wd.Door SavoringEvangeDevoCrossing
(FAM) Boy... ›› “National Treasure” (2004, Adventure) Nicolas Cage. “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl” ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” (2006) ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End”
(FNC) FOX and Friends Sunday (N) News HQHousecall (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace Journal Editorial FOX News America’s News Headquarters (N) FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace
(FSN) PaidPaidPaidRooster Due We Love OutdoorDW-TVGameCourtStuntTwins
de France Stage 9. From Saint-Girons to Bagnères-de-Bigorre. F1 PrerFormula One Racing F1 ExtraAuto Racing2013 Tour de France Stage 9. 2013 Tour de France Stage 9. (NICK) ParentsParentsRangersSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.TurtlesSponge.Sam & Sam & ParentsParentsParentsParentsOdd ParentsDrake & Josh (S) (CC) Sam & Sam & Sam & (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidXtremeHorse.Trucks!MuscleBar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) (SYFY) PaidPaidPaidPaid“In the Name of the King: Dungeon” › “Repo Men” (2010) Jude Law. (CC) ›› “Star Trek: Insurrection” (1998) ›› “Outlander” (2008) James Caviezel. (CC) Termintr (TBN) PurvisThe PhillipsTouchFranklinJereRhemaWinningPrinceRedeemLoveIn TouchPowerWrittenConleyChangeKing IsCall2AllJ. HageeMarriageMiracleG. JakesJ. Meyer (TBS) Name Is Earl Name Is Earl Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Name Is Earl Name Is Earl ›› “Legally Blonde” (2001, Comedy) Reese Witherspoon, Luke Wilson. (CC)
MLB Baseball Baltimore Orioles at New York Yankees. From Yankee Stadium in the Bronx, N.Y. (N) (Live) (CC)
›› “Just Friends” (2005) Ryan Reynolds. (CC) (:45) ›› “Life as We Know It” (2010) Katherine Heigl. (TCM) (5:00) “Rich, Young and Pretty”
››› “Young Bess” (1953) Jean Simmons, Stewart Granger. (CC)
›› “The Desert Song” (1953) Kathryn Grayson, Gordon MacRae.
››› “Gidget” (1959) Sandra Dee, James Darren, Cliff Robertson. (CC)
›››› “An American in Paris” (1951, Musical) Gene Kelly. (CC) (DVS)
››› “Rebel Without a Cause” (1955) James Dean, Natalie Wood. (CC)
››› “Picnic” (1955, Drama) (CC) (TLC) Dr. Fred PricePaidPaidSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesBreaking Amish: Breaking Amish: Breaking Amish: Breaking Amish: Breaking Amish: Breaking Amish: Breaking Amish: (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Franklin & BashFalling Skies
›› “Edge of Darkness” (2010) Mel Gibson. ›› “The Next Three Days” (2010) (CC) (DVS)
›› “Shooter” (2007) Mark Wahlberg. (TOON) DragonsJohnnyBeyPokéBen 10NinjaGoLanternTeenJerryJerryMovie Movie
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PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) (5:30) ››› “Red Eye” (2005) (CC) REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) Fight Game ›› “Battleship” (2012, Science Fiction) Taylor Kitsch. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Red 2: First Life’s Too Short Special (S) (CC) (:05) ››› “Gideon’s Army” (2013) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:45) ›› “Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days” (2012) Zachary Gordon. (S) ‘PG’ ››› “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” (2011) Daniel Radcliffe. “Battleship” (S) (MAX) (5:15) ››› “Apollo 13” (1995) Tom Hanks. ‘PG’ (CC) (:35) › “New Year’s Eve” (2011) Halle Berry, Jessica Biel. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:35) ›› “Rock of Ages” (2012, Musical) Julianne Hough. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:40) “The Presence” (2010) Mira Sorvino. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:10) ››› “Ocean’s Twelve” (2004) George Clooney. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “In Time” (2011, Science Fiction) Justin Timberlake. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:05) “The Day After Tomorrow” (SHOW) (5:45) ››› “Stardust” (2007, Fantasy) Claire Danes. (S) ‘PG-13’
››› “My Week With Marilyn” (2011) Michelle Williams. (:45) ›› “Liberal Arts” (2012) Josh Radnor. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:25) ››› “Source Code” (2011) Jake Gyllenhaal. (CC) ››› “October Sky” (1999, Docudrama) Jake Gyllenhaal. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
(:25) “Good for Nothing” (2012) Cohen
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››› “The Help” (2011)
››› “Gangs of New York” (2002) Leonardo DiCaprio. A man vows vengeance on the gangster who killed his father. (TMC) (5:30) ››› “Charlotte’s Web” (:10) ››› “The Help” (2011, Drama) Viola Davis, Emma Stone. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:40) ›› “The Magic of Belle Isle” (2012) Morgan
KCCO 60 Minutes (N) (S) (CC) Big Brother (N) (S) (CC) The Good Wife (S) (CC) The Mentalist “Little Red Corvette” NewsWCCO 4 News (:05) CSI: Miami “Stalkerazzi” (S)
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(DISN) JessieGood AustinAustinAustinAustinGood ANT JessieAustinGood Good Shake ItANT Deck ›› “Smart House” (1999) DeckDeckFish PhineasMeetOcto (E!) KardashianKardashianKardashianWantedKardashianWantedSoupChelseaKardashianFashion PoliceSoupChelseaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(ESPN) Baseball TonightMLB Baseball: Red Sox at Angels SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) SportsCenter (CC) SportsCenter (CC) SportsCenterSportsCenter
(ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Summit Racing Equipment Nationals. From Norwalk, Ohio. (N Same-day Tape) (CC)
2012 World Series of Poker (CC)
(EWTN) World Over LiveSunday PrimeG.K.RosaryFran.
2012 World Series of Poker (CC)
2012 World Series of Poker (CC)
2012 World Series of Poker (CC)
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MLB Baseball Boston Red Sox at Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. (CC) Mike & Mike (N) (Live) (CC)
GodBkmrkDaily MassLitanyDevoSunday PrimeHearingHealingCatholic.ReliBkmrkHearthVatican Crossing
(FAM) “Pirates-Worlds” ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides” (2011) Funny VideosOsteenK. ShookPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerChild
(FNC) FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace Geraldo at Large (N) (S) (CC) Huckabee Stossel Geraldo at Large (S) (CC) FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace Huckabee FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N)
(FSN) WNBA Basketball: Mercury at Lynx World Poker TourUFC Unleashed (N) Bull RidingWorld Poker TourSports UnlimitedMLB Baseball: Twins at Blue Jays WNBA Basketball PolarisWorld Poker Tour (FX) (4:00) “Star Trek” ››› “Taken” (2008) Liam Neeson. ››› “Taken” (2008) Liam Neeson. › “Legion” (2010) Paul Bettany.
(GOLF) PGA Tour Golf Greenbrier Classic, Final Round. Players expected to compete include Phil Mickelson, Keegan Bradley and Bubba Watson. From White Sulphur Springs, W.Va. Golf Central European PGA Tour Golf Alstom Open de France, Final Round. From Paris.
HuntersHunt IntlHGTV Star (N) Love It or List ItHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlLove It or List
(NICK) SanjaySanjaySee DadWendell ››› “Gremlins” (1984) Zach Galligan. (CC) FriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (N) (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidHang Paid (SYFY) “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines” › “Resident Evil: Afterlife” (2010) ››› “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines” › “Resident Evil: Afterlife” (2010) ›› “Star Trek: Insurrection” (1998) ZonePaidPaid (TBN) Lead BlessedOsteenKerryBelieverCrefloJoseph Joseph The Boy WhoBehindThe Evidence for HeavenNot a IBA Israel: TimeWorshipWom (TBS) (4:45) ›› “Life as We Know It”
›› “Monster-in-Law” (2005) Jennifer Lopez, Jane Fonda. (CC) (DVS) (:15) ›› “Monster-in-Law” (2005, Romance-Comedy) Jennifer Lopez, Jane Fonda. (CC) (DVS)
›› “Life as We Know It” (2010) Katherine Heigl, Josh Duhamel, Josh Lucas. (CC) (DVS)
›› “Legally Blonde” (2001, Comedy) Reese Witherspoon, Luke Wilson. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ››› “Picnic” (1955)
››› “The Incredible Shrinking Man” (1957) (CC)
›› “The Devil Doll” (1936) Lionel Barrymore. (CC)
A Night at the Movies (CC)
››› “The Thief of Bagdad” (1924, Fantasy) Douglas Fairbanks, Julanne Johnston. (:45) › “La Cucaracha” (1958, War) María Félix, Emilio Fernández.
››› “The Fugitive” (1947, Drama) Henry Fonda, Dolores del Rio. (CC) “Catalina” (TLC) Breaking Amish: Island MediumLong Island MeBreaking Amish: Long Island MeBreaking Amish: Island MediumBreaking Amish: PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid19 Kids19 Kids (TNT) Shooter ›› “Unknown” (2011) Liam Neeson. (CC) (DVS) Falling Skies (N) Falling Skies ›› “Outbreak” (1995) Dustin Hoffman. (CC) ›› “The Next Three Days” (2010) (CC) (DVS) Angel (S) (CC) Smallville “Kinetic” (TOON) (5:00) MovieTeenLooneyKing/HillKing/HillCleveFam GuyBurgersFam GuyVentureSuperjailMetalCleveFam GuyBurgersFam GuyVentureSuperjailMetalKing/HillKing/HillLooneyHero: (TRAV) BikinisBikinisWatCoasterRock-RVRock-RVSturgis: Wild RideSturgis: CopsRock-RVRock-RVSturgis: Wild RideSturgis: CopsWatCoasterPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) PawnPawnPawnPawnStorageStorageStorageStorageTop 20 FunniestPawnPawnStorageStorageStorageStorageTop 20 FunniestPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Cleveland (:43) The Golden Girls “Big Daddy” Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls (:12) The Golden Girls “The Flu” (S) King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens (:38) The King of Queens (S) (CC) (:16) The Exes Curb Enthusiasm Curb Enthusiasm Curb Enthusiasm Curb Enthusiasm Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “Rekindled” (S) (CC) (DVS) NCIS “Playing With Fire” (S) NCIS A terrorist targeting the Navy. NCIS “Till Death Do Us Part” (S) Graceland “Graceland” An undercover FBI agent’s job.
Graceland “Guadalajara Dog”
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(HBO) (5:45) ›› “Battleship” (2012, Science Fiction) Taylor Kitsch. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
True Blood “At Last” (N) (S) (CC) Family Tree (S) Family Tree (S)
True Blood “At Last” (S) (CC) Family Tree (S)
› “The Watch” (2012, Comedy) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) Life’s Too Short Special (S)
(:15) “Small Town Saturday Night”
(2010) Chris Pine. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(3:55) ›› “Bootmen” (2000) Adam Garcia. ‘R’ (CC) Brooklyn Dodgers (MAX)
(5:05) “The Day After Tomorrow” (:15) ›› “Two Weeks Notice” (2002) Sandra Bullock. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›››› “Jaws” (1975, Horror) Roy Scheider, Robert Shaw. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
(:05) “The Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad” (2012) ‘NR’ (CC) › “Stephen King’s Thinner” (1996) Robert John Burke. ‘R’
(:05) ›› “Ricochet” (1991, Action) Denzel Washington, Ice-T. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(3:50) ››› “An Affair to Remember” (1957) ‘NR’ (CC) “Mannequin” (SHOW) Dexter Dexter continues to juggle life. Ray Donovan “The Bag or the Bat” (S) Dexter “Every Silver Lining” (N) (S) Ray Donovan “A Mouth Is a Mouth” Ray Donovan “A Mouth Is a Mouth” Dexter “Every Silver Lining” (CC) Ray Donovan “A Mouth Is a Mouth”
Dexter “Every Silver Lining” (CC)
“Paper Soldiers” (2002) Kevin Hart. (S) ‘R’ (CC) › “The Crow: City of Angels” (1996) Vincent Perez.
“The Ramen Girl” (2008) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
› “Brake” (2012, Action) Stephen Dorff. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) Women Who Kill (S) (CC) (:35) › “Heavyweights” (1995) Tom McGowan. ‘PG’ (TMC) (5:30) › “The Darkest Hour” (2011) ›› “Man on a Ledge” (2012) Sam Worthington. (CC) (:45) ›› “Reindeer Games” (2000) Ben Affleck. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ ››› “Reservoir Dogs” (1992) Harvey Keitel. ‘R’ (CC) (12:10) ›› “Bel Ami” (2012, Historical Drama) Robert Pattinson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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KTCA DinosaurMarthaArthurWild CuriousCat in SuperDinosaurSesame StreetTigerSidWordWrCliffordTigerThomasCaillouZoboomCuriousElectricWild ArthurMarthaWordGirl
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M PaidPaidPaidPaidRENO RENO SunnySouth PkComedyChapChapChapChapChapChap(:25) ›› “Beerfest” (2006) (CC) FturamaFturamaSunnySunnyTosh.0
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M › “Legion” (2010) Paul Bettany. ›› “Doomsday” (2008, Action) Rhona Mitra. ››› “The Sixth Sense” (1999) Bruce Willis. › “The Happening” (2008) MotherMotherTwo Two “The Tourist”
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TH Tour de France2013 Tour de France Stage 12. From Fougères to Tours. (N) 2013 Tour de France Stage 12. SportsSports2013 Tour de France Stage 12. The Grid Desafio Ruta 40
F Tour de France2013 Tour de France Stage 13. From Tours to Saint-Amand-Montrond. 2013 Tour de France Stage 13. PFT Ex2013 Tour de France Stage 13. IndyCar Racing MLS 36Insider (NICK)
M PaidPaidPaidPaidCSI: Crime Scene ››› “The Departed” (2006) Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon. (S) (:27) ››› “The Green Mile” (1999, Drama) Tom Hanks, David Morse. (S) CopsCops
T Bar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar RescueTattooTattooTattooTattoo
W › “Halloween” (2007) Malcolm McDowell. (S) (:34) ›› “The Last House on the Left” (2009) CopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCops
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TH ZoneZone ›› “Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus” ›› “Malibu Shark Attack” (2009) ›› “Sharktopus” (2010) Eric Roberts. “Swamp Shark” (2011) Kristy Swanson. Defiance Primeval: New
M Full K. ShookSuperJ. MeyerCrefloJ. HageePrinceY’r DayBelieverProphGoodMannaBehindJewishLife ToTodayThe 700 ClubJ. HageeJewish ›› “Fireproof” (2008) Kirk Cameron.
T Turning 360 Life Graham ClassicDr. to Dr. Super EducaPraise the Lord
F ››› “Croc” (2007) Peter Tuinstra. ›› “Eye of the Beast” (2007) (CC) “Supergator” (2007) Brad Johnson. ›› “Snakehead Terror” (2004) (CC) ›› “Mega Piranha” (2010) Tiffany. “Mega Python” (TBN)
W Israel: A Change Alive AgainstProclaim J. Meyer Breaking Praise the LordMainIBA
TH Master G. BrownsEducaDiffer Lifestyle LucadoPraise the Lord
F Cross Dupl’tis Best of Praise The Lord Living Holy (TBS)
M “Catalina Caper” › “It’s a Bikini World” ›› “Palm Springs Weekend” (1963) ›› “Where the Boys Are” (1960) Playing ›› “For Those Who Think Young” ›› “Bikini Beach” (1964) (CC) “Beach Blanket”
T (5:00) “Gilda” (CC) “Terror-Train”(:15) ›› “The Big Heat” (1953) (CC) “The Fastest Gun Alive”(:45) ››› “Ransom” (1956) (CC) “The Teahouse of the August Moon” ›› “Imitation General”“The Gazebo”
W “Bardelys Mag”(:15) ›› “The Show” (1927) (:45) ›› “A Woman of Affairs” (1928) “Desert Nights”(:45) › “Redemption” (1930) ›› “Way for a Sailor”“The Phantom of Paris” › “West of Broadway”Captain
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TH Gun Belt“Return to Treasure Island” ›› “The Burning Hills”(:45) ›› “The Girl He Left Behind” ››› “Gunman’s Walk”(:15) ›› “Lafayette Escadrille” (1958) ›› “The Golden Arrow”(:45) “Ride the Wild Surf”
F (5:15) ›››› “Red River” ››› “All the King’s Men” (1949) “She Wore a Yellow Ribbon”(:15) “Wagon Master” (1950) (:45) “Vengeance Valley”(:15) ›› “Sincerely Yours” (1955) (:15) ›› “The Warriors” (1955) (CC) (TLC) Baby’s MultiplesBabyBabyBabyBabyPregnantPregnantFour WeddingsWhat Not to WearBabyBabyMediumVariedWhat Not to WearFour WeddingsFour WeddingsToddlers & Tiaras (TNT) Charmed Charmed SupernaturalSupernaturalSupernaturalBones Bones Bones Bones Castle CastleVariedCastle (TOON) Ben 10BeyPokeDragonsNinjaGoVaried Programs Tom & JerryJerrySquirrelAlmostScoobyJohnnyJohnnyTotalTotalGroj.AdvenAdvenRegular (TRAV) PaidPaidPaidPaidSamantha-AsiaVaried Programs No ReservationFood Food Bizarre FoodsFoodFoodBizarre Foods (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidIn Session Varied Programs CopsCops (TVLAND) PaidPaidGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithVariedGunsmokeGunsmokeBonanza
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T Brooklyn DodgersNews ›› “Bed of Roses” (1996) “Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close”“Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days” (S) ›› “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” (2005) (S) ››› “Gideon’s Army” (S) (:45) “Wrath of the Titans”
W “Dreamer: Inspired by a True Story” ›› “One Day” (2011) (S) (CC) ›› “I, Robot” (2004) Will Smith. (S) ›› “Dark Shadows” (2012) (S) (CC) ››› “Mary and Martha”(:45) ›› “Larry Crowne” (2011) (S) Fight
TH ›› “Space Jam”(:15) “Gasland Part II” (2013) (S) (CC) ›› “U-571” (2000) (S) (CC) ››› “Pitch Perfect” (2012) (S) (CC) ››› “Red Eye” (2005) (S) (:15) “Gasland Part II” (2013) (S) (CC) Harry
M ›› “Mannequin”(:15) ››› “The Debt” (2010) (S) (CC) (:10) ›› “Horrible Bosses” (2011) (S) › “A Thousand Words” (S) (:35) › “Stigmata” (1999) (S) (CC) (:20) ›› “Dead Silence”“Journey 2-Mysterious Isl.”How
T Sugar(:40) ›› “Where the Heart Is” (2000) (:45) “Cheech & Chong’s Next Movie”(:20) “Die Hard With a Vengeance” (S) ›› “Rounders” (1998) Matt Damon. (:35) ›› “Sabrina” (1995) (S) (CC) (:45) ›› “Joyful Noise” (S)
W “Ice Age: Continental Drift”“How I Got Into College” (S) (:10) ››› “Heist” (2001) (S) (CC) ›› “The Island” (2005) (S) (CC) (:15) ››› “Contagion” (2011) (S) (:05) ››› “Presumed Innocent” (S) “Rise of Apes”
F (5:55) ››› “Ray” (2004) Jamie Foxx. (S) (CC) ›› “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” (2005) (S) ›› “Battleship” (2012) Taylor Kitsch. NewsFightREAL Sports“Johnson Family Vacation”(:15) ›› “The Lucky One” (2012) (S) (MAX)
TH (5:30) ››› “The New World” (2005) (7:50) › “New Year’s Eve” (2011) (S) (9:50) ›› “No Escape” (1994) (S) (11:50) ››› “Big Miracle”(:40) › “Beyond” (2011) (S) (:10) ››› “Die Hard 2” (1990) (S) (:15) “In Time” (S)
M (:15) ›› “Lily Dale” (1996) (S) (CC) ›› “Daisies in December”(:45) ›› “Boundaries of the Heart” ››› “Heathers” (1989) (S) (:15) › “The Reunion” (2011) (S) (CC) ›› “For Love of the Game” (1999, Drama) (CC) All In
T (:15) ››› “Simon Birch” (1998) (S) “Paul Williams Still Alive” (S) (:45) ››› “Glorious 39” (2009) Romola Garai. ›› “Daylight” (1996) Premiere. (S) ››› “Man on the Moon” (1999) The World According to Dick Cheney
W “7 Adventures of Sinbad” ››› “Thunder Soul” (S) “Family Band” “Barnyard: Original Party” ›› “Elizabeth: The Golden Age” (S) “My Week With Marilyn” (S) Trevor Noah: African ›› “Paycheck”
F “Daffy-Quckbstr” (:35) ›› “Rock of Ages” (2012) (S) (:40) ›› “The Day After Tomorrow”(:45) ›› “Two Weeks Notice” (2002) › “Chernobyl Diaries” (S) › “Taxi” (2004) (S) (CC) (:35) “The Blues Brothers” (SHOW)
TH ›› “The Decoy Bride” (S) ›› “Skateland” (2010) (S) (:15) ›› “Captain Corelli’s Mandolin” (2001) (S) “Rock ’N’ Roll Exposed-Bob Gruen” › “Mallrats” (1995) (S) (CC) (:15) ›› “Liberal Arts” (2012) (S) (CC) “Shakespeare-Lv”
M Ramen(:45) ›› “D3: The Mighty Ducks” (S) “The Man on the Train” (S) (:15) ››› “Billy Elliot” (2000) (S) (:10) › “Why Stop Now?”(:40) › “Hard Rain” (1998) (S) (CC) › “Meeting Evil” (2011) “Bulletproof Mk”
T “A Grandpa for Christmas” ›› “The Three Musketeers” (1993) (:20) ›› “House of D” (S) ››› “The Last Rites of Joe May” ››› “Stakeout” (1987) (S) (CC) ›› “Die Another Day” (2002) (S) (CC) (:15) “Payback” (S)
W “That’s What I”(6:50) “Locked in Silence” ››› “Snow Buddies” (S) ››› “Swept From the Sea” (1997) “Dirty Little Trick” (2011) (S) › “Wishful Thinking” (1999) “How to Kill Your Neighbor’s Dog” ›› “Sylvia” (S)
F Heav(:45) “An American Carol”(:15) › “The Trouble With Bliss” (S) ›› “The Story of Us” (S) (:45) ››› “Heathers” (1989) (S) (CC) “I Don’t Know How” ›› “Against the Ropes” (2004) (S) ›› “Paycheck” (TMC)
TH “The Little Match Makers”(:20) “Elvis Meets Nixon” (S) (:05) ›› “Angels Crest” (S) (:40) ›› “The Infidel” (2010) (CC) ›› “Prey of the Jaguar”(:05) “Assignment Berlin” (S) (:35) ››› “Out of the Ashes” (2003) Children
F “Die Another Day”(:15) › “Autumn in New York” (2000) ››› “The Constant Gardener” (S) (:10) ›› “Beyond Borders” (2003, Drama) (S) ›› “Die Another Day” (2002) (S) (CC) (:45) ›› “Bulletproof Monk” (2003) Man
“Ask My Mom!” www. youtube.com/user/AskMyMomShow
Maria Bamford (“Arrested Development”) stars in this new series in which she goes to her 70-year-old mother for help in answering user-submitted questions. But since her elderly Christian mother is very busy with knitting, reading and game shows, Bamford plays the part herself. Among the topics addressed in the first two episodes are how to deal with hopeless sad sacks and a lackluster love life.
“The Stay-at-Home Dad,” www.thestayathomedad.tv
Having just lost his job at the Mercantile Exchange to a software program, Brandon (Brandon Stacy Williams) has to leave the breadwinning to his wife, which means a nanny is not in the budget. Leaving behind the testosterone-fueled world of high finance, he becomes the chief caretaker to his 9-month-old and 3-year-old boys. Now if only he could get over his abrasive attitude.
Summer is about throwing meat, fish and veggies on the grill; tossing salads of all sorts; savoring watermelon, peaches and cherries; and downing iced tea and lemonade by the gallon.
But there comes a time when the sun has finally gone down, the embers have died, stomachs are full, and the time for relaxing in front of the television has come – just in time to get some new recipes for the next summer cookout or just watch other people sweat in the kitchen.
Here are a few suggestions for your TV food menu:
“Food Network Star” (Sundays, Food Network): Currently in its ninth season, the competitive reality show still strives to produce a chef worthy of his or her own show (although the Season 2 winner, Guy Fieri, continues to be the biggest success). Each week, judges Bobby Flay, Giada De Laurentiis and Alton Brown put the competitors through their paces.
“BBQ Pitmasters” (Sundays, Destination America): Each week, viewers meet the kings and queens of fire, as they compete for cash and prizes in barbecue cooking competitions around the nation.
“Man, Fire, Food” (Mondays, Cooking Channel): Among cooking methods, putting fire to food is as old as mankind. Each week, from small campfires to high-tech grills, host Roger Mooking explores the transformative possibilities of flame.
“Chopped” (Tuesdays and Thursdays, Food Network): Ted Allen continues as host for the cooking competition show, in which four chefs compete in each episode to take unusual mystery baskets of ingredients and turn them into tantalizing appetizers, entrees and desserts.
“Chef Roble and Company” (Wednesdays, Bravo): The reality show follows Brooklyn-based caterer Roble Ali as his business continues to grow and attract such celebrity clients as John Legend, NBA star Tyson Chandler and Phaedra Parks from “The Real Housewives of Atlanta.” Among the additions to the show in its second season is Rob McCue, a pastry chef who appeared on Gordon Ramsay’s cooking competition show for Fox, “Hell’s Kitchen.”
Speaking of “Hell’s Kitchen,” if you like its culinary leader, you’ll have any number of opportunities to see him this summer ...
“Masterchef” (Wednesdays, Fox): Ramsay and fellow chef/judges Graham Elliot and Joe Bastianich continue putting talented amateur chefs through challenges and cook-offs to determine who will succeed last season’s winner, legally blind Christine Ha. A junior edition featuring talented youngsters is planned for the fall.
“Hell’s Kitchen” (Thursdays, Fox): In this competitive reality show, Ramsay subjects would-be chefs to the heat of the kitchen and his explosive personality, along with the challenge of living in close quarters, to feed guests and find an ultimate winner.
“Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares” (various times daily, BBC America): The most recent season of Ramsay’s American version of this British show, called “Kitchen Nightmares,” ended in May. But fans can tune in every day to see an episode from either the U.S. or British show, in which Ramsay swoops in to turn around failing eateries.
BY KATE O’HARE“Geek Crash Course,” geekcrashcourse.com
Each week, Michael Nixon and Diana Dekajlo offer a short course on a topic related to geekdom, including comics, video games, sci-fi and more. Recent episodes look at “Game of Thrones,” “RoboCop,” “Doctor Who,” “Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell,” Wolverine from “X-Men” and Superman.
“Terrible Babysitters,” blip. tv/terriblebabysitters
Michael (Michael Kayne) and D’Arcy (D’Arcy Carden) — the stars are also the creators and writers of this Web original — are just two parents who’d like to find a baby sitter. As you might tell from the title, it doesn’t go well. At one point, a Jay Leno fetish is involved.
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››› “The Fortune Cookie” (1966, ComedyDrama) Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau. (CC)
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›››› “The Spirit of St. Louis” (1957, Biography) James Stewart, Patricia Smith. (CC)
››› “The Seven Year Itch” (1955) Marilyn Monroe, Tom Ewell. (CC)
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(HBO) (:15) ›› “Tower Heist” (2011, Comedy) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
“Gasland Part II” (2013) Josh Fox examines the long-term effects of fracking.
(:15) True Blood “At Last” (CC) (:15) ››› “The Dark Knight Rises” (2012) Christian Bale. Batman faces a masked villain named Bane. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “Magic Mike” (2012, ComedyDrama) Channing Tatum. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(3:55) “Gasland Part II” (2013, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(MAX) (5:30) › “How High” (2001) (S) ‘R’
››› “Courage Under Fire” (1996, Drama) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “Let’s Go to Prison” (2006) Dax Shepard. ‘R’ (CC) Banshee “Wicks” (S) (CC) (:25) “Busty Housewives of Beverly Hills” (2012) (S) ‘NR’
(12:50) ›› “Alien Resurrection” (1997) (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:40) ››› “One True Thing” (1998, Drama) Meryl Streep, William Hurt. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (4:50) “The Sugarland Express” ‘PG’ (SHOW) (5:30) ›› “All In: The Poker Movie” Dexter “Every Silver Lining” (CC) Ray Donovan “A Mouth Is a Mouth” Dexter “Every Silver Lining” (CC) Ray Donovan “A Mouth Is a Mouth” “Sweet Karma” (2009) Shera Bechard. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “About Cherry” (2012) Ashley Hinshaw. ‘NR’ (CC)
››› “Perfect Sense” (2011) Ewan McGregor. ‘R’ (:35) ›› “Wet Hot American Summer” (2001) ‘R’ (CC) (12:15) › “Burning Palms” (2010) Zoe Saldana, Jamie Chung. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ››› “Brokeback Mountain” (2005, Romance) Heath Ledger. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Scenes From a Mall” (1990) Bette Midler. ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Wild Cherry” (2009) Tania Raymonde. ‘R’ (:45) ›› “For Love of the Game” (1999, Drama) Kevin Costner, Kelly Preston. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (5:00) ›› “Bulletproof Monk” (CC) ›› “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” (2011) Ewan McGregor. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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(2:50) ››› “Roads to Riches” (2001) (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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