McCormack holds discourse with the incorporal air
By Kate O’Hare © Zap2itIn Shakespeare’s “Hamlet,” the ghost of the Prince of Denmark’s slain father appears and sends his son off on the trail of an uncle who became king through murder.
Dr. Daniel Pierce (Eric McCormack), the neuroscience professor who is the lead character in the TNT drama “Perception,” premiering Monday, July 9, doesn’t exactly see dead people, but he does see people who aren’t really there - and sometimes they’re helpful in solving the crimes brought to him by a former student, FBI agent Kate Moretti (Rachael Leigh Cook).
Pierce has paranoid schizophrenia, which causes hallucinations and delusions. But at the same time, he has a keen intellect and knowledge of how the human brain works, which allows him to discern patterns and underlying motives in human behavior.
Against medical advice, Pierce decides to go off his medications and use his hallucinations to help give him an insight into crimes that his conscious mind may not be able to process.
“They are the voices in my head,” says McCormack, talking in his trailer between scenes on the show’s sets in a smaller city north of Los Angeles. “It’s the other part of my brain talking to me and saying, ‘You know the answer to this; you’ve just got to work through it.’
“It’s a procedural, but there’s also a real emotional core. Nobody wants a boring leading man.”
But working on these “Rubik’s Cubes of mystery,” as McCormack calls them, is still risky for Pierce because it interrupts his careful routine, which helps him cope without the help of drugs.
“No one can do what Pierce does,” says McCormack. “He’s not on his meds, so the best way he can help himself, besides diet and scheduling and routine, is solving puzzles. The dichotomy is that when she comes to him with these cases, it can really throw his routine.”
Pierce also doesn’t like how the meds affect his thought processes.
“That’s actually one of the things that comes up in the pilot and in several episodes,” says McCormack. “Maybe my disorder makes me who I am. Maybe this is part of me. So that’ll be a very big part of the season, when people start to ask, ‘How can someone who knows so much ... why can’t a physician heal himself? How can he not be on meds when he, as much as anyone, knows the value?’
“I don’t want to become who I become (on meds). I don’t want my senses dulled, even though I know it’s happening.”
For Kate, even though utilizing Pierce might not be FBI procedure, it’s a smart career move.
“She’s incredibly ambitious,” says Cook. “And I’m not the only one assigned to the case. Other people are investigating, so they can get their own shows.
“But I’m on these cases, and my character is very ambitious, so she sees him as a secret weapon. She gets information to take things to him. She has enough trust in him. These things are somewhat classified, and she knows she can bring it to him.”
Also starring are Arjay Smith as Max Lewicki, Pierce’s teaching assistant, who also functions as a sort of minder and valet; Kelly Rowan as Natalie Vincent, Daniel’s best friend, former lover and intellectual sparring partner; and LeVar Burton, in the recurring role of Paul Haley, a dean at Pierce’s university.
“In this particular episode,” says McCormack, “it’s a kid who is 16 who hears the voice of God. A cult has built around him. My character, he couldn’t be more atheist if he tried.
“So the scientist comes face-to-face with this kid who truly believes God speaks to him. He’s such a sweet and messiahlike kid that it rocks my character’s bedrock belief in nothing, or in science alone. They have this really interesting relationship.
“And then I diagnose that he basically has what Joan of Arc had, which is temporal-lobe epilepsy, which does cause you to feel that you’re hearing voices. But if you fix the temporal-lobe epilepsy by removing the tumor, are you then taking God away? Not unlike, if I take my meds, am I taking my hallucinations away? That’s the theme of the show, ‘How much reality is too much?’ ”
As to whether Pierce is like any of his former roles, McCormack says, “He’s not quite like anyone I’ve ever played. I’ve been referring to it as ‘A Beautiful Mind’ meets ‘Columbo.’ He’s close to that, not just because he has schizophrenia, but with that kind of brilliance comes an arrogance.
“Pierce has social issues in the world, but in the classroom, those disappear, and he is a great speaker, and he’s passionate.”
On this day on set, Pierce is watching an interrogation while also having a philosophical debate with a hallucination of the French military leader, mystic and Roman Catholic saint Joan of Arc.
ACROSS
1. Actress on “30 Rock”
4. James Spader’s role on “Boston Legal”
8. “__ Spot Run”; 2001 David Arquette movie
11. In the past
12. Sonny __
13. Actor Linden
14. Judge on “Dancing With the Stars” (2)
17. Charles, for one
18. Crew member
19. “Empty __” (1988-95)
24. Initials for Levant
25. Number of seasons for “Murphy Brown”
16. 2003 Jim Caviezel movie (3)
20. Red Muppet
22. “The __ King”; highest-grossing film of 1994
23. “The __ of Katie Elder”; 1965 John Wayne film
29. Mary __; one of John-Boy’s sisters
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PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK
ACTION SPORTS
Sunday
8:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Xtreme 4x4
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Sports Unlimited
Monday
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Sports Unlimited
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) X Games Los Angeles.
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) X Games
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) X Games Los Angeles.
10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) X Games
4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) X Games Los Angeles.
Tuesday
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) X Games
Thursday
9:00 p.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Championships
Friday
5:00 p.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Championships
11:00 p.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Championships
4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) X Games
5:00 a.m. (ESPN2) X Games Los Angeles.
Saturday
8:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Xtreme 4x4
10:00 a.m. ) The Real Winning Edge
12:00 p.m. + Red Bull Signature Series
ANTHOLOGY
Saturday
3:00 p.m. % ESPN Sports Saturday
AUTO RACING
Sunday
8:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV
9:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks!
9:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar
11:00 a.m. ) / Formula One Racing British Grand Prix.
(Same-day Tape)
(MSC) LOKAR Car Show
11:30 a.m. % IndyCar Racing Honda Indy Toronto. (Live)
(MSC) Motorhead Garage TV
1:00 p.m. # _ Lucas Oil Off Road Racing (Taped)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA
Drag Racing Summit Racing Equipment Nationals. (Sameday Tape)
Monday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
4:00 p.m. (MSC) LOKAR Car Show
4:30 p.m. (MSC) Motorhead Garage TV
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NHRA
Drag Racing Summit Racing Equipment Nationals.
Tuesday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
Wednesday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
Thursday
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now
Friday
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Must See Racing
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now
Saturday
8:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV
9:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: F.W. Webb 200, Qualifying. (Live) (SPIKE) Trucks!
9:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar
10:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Lucas Oil Series. (Taped)
1:30 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Countdown (Live)
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series:
F.W. Webb 200. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Global Rallycross Championship. (Sameday Tape)
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: F.W. Webb 200. (Same-day Tape)
BASEBALL
Sunday
11:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
12:30 p.m. (TBS) Atlanta Braves at Philadelphia Phillies. (Live)
(WGN-A) White Sox Warm-Up
1:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Toronto Blue Jays at Chicago White Sox. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) All-Star Futures Game. (Live)
(MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
(MSC) Minnesota Twins at Texas Rangers. (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) New York Yankees at Boston Red Sox. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
9:30 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age
1:30 a.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall
2:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Texas Rangers.
2:30 a.m. (ESPN) New York Yankees at Boston Red Sox.
4:00 a.m. (MSC) 50 Greatest Twins
5:00 a.m. (MSC) 50 Greatest Twins Monday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2012 Home Run Derby
(MSC) Oakland Athletics at Minnesota Twins.
5:00 a.m. (MSC) 50 Greatest Twins
BASKETBALL
Sunday
9:30 a.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive
Monday
5:00 p.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive
3:00 a.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive
Wednesday
9:00 p.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive
Thursday
12:00 p.m. (MSC) WNBA Tulsa Shock at Minnesota Lynx. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA Los Angeles Sparks at Indiana Fever. (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) WNBA Tulsa Shock at Minnesota Lynx.
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Basketball
Dominican Republic vs. United States. (Live)
BICYCLING
Sunday
7:00 a.m. + 2012 Tour de France Stage 8. (Live)
BILLIARDS
Sunday
1:00 p.m. (MSC) Mosconi Cup. (Taped)
Saturday
11:00 a.m. (ESPN2) WPBA U.S. Open, Quarterfinals. (Taped)
12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WPBA U.S. Open, Quarterfinals. (Taped)
1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WPBA U.S. Open, Quarterfinals. (Taped)
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WPBA U.S. Open, Quarterfinals. (Taped)
BOWLING
Sunday
1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Summer Shootout. (Taped)
1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Summer Shootout. (Taped)
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Summer Shootout. (Taped)
2:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Summer Shootout. (Taped)
Saturday
11:00 a.m. (ESPN) Summer Shootout. (Taped)
11:30 a.m. (ESPN) Summer Shootout. (Taped)
12:00 p.m. (ESPN) Summer Shootout. (Taped)
12:30 p.m. (ESPN) Summer Shootout. (Taped)
1:00 p.m. (ESPN) Summer Shootout. (Taped)
BOXING
Sunday
8:45 a.m. (HBO) 2 Days: Nonito Donaire
9:00 a.m. (HBO) Nonito Donaire vs. Jeffrey Mathebula, Junior Featherweights.
Monday
11:30 p.m. (HBO) Nonito Donaire vs. Jeffrey Mathebula, Junior Featherweights.
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
FOOTBALL
PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK
Friday
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College
Football Live (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL32 (Live)
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
Saturday
8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
5:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Yearbook
5:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Yearbook GOLF
Sunday
6:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
7:00 a.m. (GOLF) Alstom Open de France, Final Round. (Live)
10:00 a.m. (MSC) Golf Life ’12
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break
Atlantis
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Pregame (Live)
1:30 p.m. + Live From the U.S. Women’s Open (Live) (GOLF) Feherty
2:00 p.m. # _ Greenbrier
Classic, Final Round. (Live) + U.S. Women’s Open Championship, Final Round. (Live)
4:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Now
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions:
Nature Valley First Tee Open, Final Round. (Live)
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions:
Nature Valley First Tee Open, Final Round.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Monday
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Champions:
Nature Valley First Tee Open, Final Round.
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Benahavis
Senior Masters Highlights
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
Atlantis
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
Atlantis
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
Atlantis
9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
(MSC) Midwest Classic Golf
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Golf Life ’12
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
Atlantis
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Tuesday 10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Alstom Open
de France, Final Round.
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Wales Open Highlights
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
Atlantis
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Atlantis
4:30 p.m. (MSC) Golf Life ’12
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy
6:30
Thursday
8:30 a.m. (GOLF) Scottish Open, First Round. (Live)
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) On the Range
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) U.S. Senior Open Championship, First Round. (Live)
(GOLF) John Deere Classic, First Round. (Live)
3:30 p.m. (MSC) Golf Life ’12
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live) 5:30
(GOLF) Nationwide: Utah Championship, First Round. (Live)
(GOLF) John Deere Classic, First Round.
Golf
LACROSSE
MARTIAL
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole
11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Scottish Open, First Round.
4:30 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Friday
8:30 a.m. (GOLF) Scottish Open, Second Round. (Live)
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Atlantis
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) U.S. Senior Open Championship, Second Round. (Live) (GOLF) John Deere Classic, Second Round. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Nationwide: Utah Championship, Second Round. (Live)
MOTORCYCLE
ters (MSC) North American Hunter
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Progressive Bass Wrap Up Show
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Waters and Woods
9:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors 10:30 a.m. (MSC) Rooster Tales
6:30 p.m. + Minnesota Bound 5:30 a.m. # Northland Adventures
RODEO
Sunday
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Bull Riding
OLYMPICS
Sunday
3:30 p.m. (MSC) Fox Focus: London 2012 Tuesday 6:00 p.m. (MSC) Fox Focus: London 2012
(MSC) Fox Focus:
2012
Friday
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Bull Riding
SOCCER
Sunday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) MLS Soccer Los Angeles Galaxy at Chicago Fire. (Live)
Tuesday
8:00 p.m. (MSC) Soccer
Saturday
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Soccer
SOFTBALL
Monday
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Softball AllStar Legends and Celebrity Game. (Taped)
Saturday
+ U.S. Senior Open Championship, Third Round. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
(MSC) Midwest Classic Golf
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Nationwide: Utah Championship, Third Round. (Live)
7:30 p.m. (GOLF) Scottish Open, Third Round.
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Atlantis
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Atlantis
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break
Atlantis
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Softball AllStar Legends and Celebrity Game. (Taped)
TENNIS
Sunday
7:00 a.m. (ESPN) Breakfast at Wimbledon (Live)
8:00 a.m. (ESPN) 2012 Wimbledon Championships Men’s Final. (Live)
2:00 p.m. % 2012 Wimbledon Championships Men’s Final Highlights. (Same-day Tape)
Saturday
3:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WTA Tennis U.S. Open Series: Bank of the West Classic, First Semifinal. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WTA Tennis U.S. Open Series: Bank of the West Classic, Second Semifinal. (Live)
“The First David Job” Leverage “The Second David Job” Leverage (S) (CC)
CABLE CHANNELS
(A&E) The Glades “The Naked Truth” The Glades “Food Fight” (CC) Longmire “The Cancer” (CC) Longmire “Dog Soldier” (CC) The Sopranos (S) (CC)
››› “The Shawshank Redemption” (1994, Drama) Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman, Bob Gunton. (CC)
Criminal Minds “Soul Mates” (S)
Criminal Minds “Mosley Lane” (S)
Criminal Minds (S) (CC)
Criminal Minds (S) (CC) (AMC) Mad Men (CC) Mad Men Changes at Sterling Cooper.
› “Cold Creek Manor” (2003) Dennis Quaid. An ex-con plagues a family in their new mansion. The Walking Dead “Chupacabra”
(:34) The Walking Dead “Secrets”
(:37) The Walking Dead (CC)
(:40) The Walking Dead “Nebraska” (:43) The Walking Dead “Triggerfinger” (CC) (3:47) The Walking Dead (CC) (4:50) The Walking Dead (CC) (AP) WeirdWeirdUntamed-UncutDogs 101 (CC) Dogs 101 (CC) Wild Kingdom (S) River Monsters (S) Finding Bigfoot (S) Finding Bigfoot (S) Finding Bigfoot (S) Finding Bigfoot (S) Finding Bigfoot (S) Finding Bigfoot (S) (BRAVO) Around the WorldKathy Housewives/NJHousewives/NJPregnant in HeelsPregnant in HeelsMiss AdvisedMiss AdvisedHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/NJ (CNBC)
PaidPaidPaidLandPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMeals!PaidInsanity!PaidPaidInsanity!PaidPaidPaidPaidInsanity! (CNN) Newsr’mGuptaCNN NewsroomState of the UnionFareed ZakariaReliable SourcesState of the UnionFareed ZakariaNext ListNewsr’mYour Money (N) CNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN Newsroom (COM) PaidPaidComedy ››› “Clueless” (1995) (CC) ›› “Year One” (2009) Jack Black. ›› “Extract” (2009) Jason Bateman. FturamaFturamaFturamaFturama ›› “Semi-Pro” (2008) Will Ferrell. Tallad (DISC)
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(ESPN) SportsCenterWimbledon2012 Wimbledon Championships Men’s Final. (N) (Live) (CC)
(ESPN2) 2012 ESPY’s Nomination Special SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Outside Lines The Sports SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)
MLS Soccer: Galaxy at Fire SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)
Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) SportsNation PBA Bowling PBA Bowling PBA Bowling PBA Bowling 30 for 30 (CC) Minor League Baseball All-Star Futures Game. (N) (Live) (CC)
(EWTN) ChapletRosarySunday MassLitanyBkmrkVaticanoSaintsApo.RosarySunday MassLitanyIn ConcertMusicChapletHolyWorld Over LiveFaithEpistlesBen.Crossing
(FAM) Melissa ›› “Sabrina the Teenage Witch” ›› “Teen Witch” (1989, Fantasy) ›› “Practical Magic” (1998) Sandra Bullock. ››› “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire” (2005) Daniel Radcliffe. “Harry Potter-Phoenix”
PaidMy PilPaidLandDisc. Due FishingRooster Golf LifeHorse.LOKARMotorSports UnlimitedBilliards World Poker TourRaceFox FoBaseballTriathlon (N) Twins
& Spice” (2001, Comedy) ››
Evolution” (2009) ›› “Daredevil” (2003) Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner.
Man” (2008, Action) Robert Downey Jr. ››› “Spider-Man 2” (2004, Action) (GOLF) Paid Program Golf Central European PGA Tour Golf Alstom Open de France, Final Round. From Paris. (N) (Live) Big Break AtlantisGolf Central Pregame (N)
HourU.S. Olympic Trials (NICK) PenguinPenguinParentsParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.WinxWinxBig TimeRockiCarly (S) VictoBig TimeBig TimeiCarly (S) iCarly (S) VictoVictoSponge.Sponge. (SPIKE) PaidPaidJillianInsanity!XtremeHorse.Trucks!MuscleMonster House (S) Monster House (S) ›› “Brooklyn’s Finest” (2009) Richard Gere. (S) ››› “A Bronx Tale” (1993, Drama) Robert De Niro. (S) (SYFY)
PaidPaidPaidPaidZone ›› “Anaconda 3: Offspring” (2008) “Anacondas: Trail of Blood” (2009) › “Anaconda” (1997) Jennifer Lopez. “Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom” (1984) “Indiana Jones” (TBN) PurvisThe PhillipsTouchFranklinTurningRhemaWinningMiracleRedeemLoveIn TouchPowerWrittenConleyFrom HisKing IsFranklinJohn Hagee TodayPrinceG. JakesJ. Meyer (TBS) Meet the Browns Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) ›› “Mr. 3000” (2004) Bernie Mac. A baseball star comes out of retirement.
›› “The Replacements” (2000, Comedy) Keanu Reeves, Gene Hackman, Orlando Jones. (CC)
MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at Philadelphia Phillies. From Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia. (N) (Live) Friends (CC) King of Queens ›› “The Longest Yard” (2005) Adam Sandler. (CC) (TCM) (5:00) ›› “An Ideal Husband”
››› “The Jazz Singer” (1953, Musical) Danny Thomas, Peggy Lee. (CC)
››› “Gilda” (1946, Romance) Rita Hayworth, Glenn Ford. (CC)
›››› “East of Eden” (1955, Drama) James Dean, Julie Harris. (CC) (:15) ›››› “The Thin Man” (1934) William Powell, Myrna Loy. (CC) (DVS)
›› “Under Capricorn” (1949, Drama) Ingrid Bergman, Joseph Cotten. (CC)
››› “My Favorite Year” (1982) (TLC) Dr. Fred PricePaidInsanity!Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesRandy RescueFour Houses (S) Hoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-Buried (TNT) LawLaw & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Franklin & BashFalling Skies ›› “The International” (2009) (CC) (:45) ››› “The Bourne Identity” (2002) (CC) (:15) ››› “The Bourne Supremacy” (2004) Bourne (TOON) JohnnyRedakaiBeyPokeBen 10Thundr.LanternJusticeMADLevel UpMovie GumballGumballJohnnyJohnnyMADRegularRegularAdvenAdvenMovie (TRAV) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumOff Limits (CC) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre Foods (TRUTV) PaidLandPaidBest PaidJillianSwampSwampFortune SellerWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...JokersJokersJokersJokersJokersJokersJokersJokersPawnPawn
Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (WGN-A) PaidFactsDavidBeyondMatlock (S) (CC) Heat of the Night ›› “The World Is Not Enough” (1999) (CC) WhiteMLB Baseball Toronto Blue Jays at Chicago White Sox. (N) Law Order: CILaw Order: CI
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) (5:40) ›› “Bean” (1997) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:15) ›› “Mr. Bean’s Holiday” (2007) Rowan Atkinson. Nonito Donaire Boxing Nonito Donaire vs. Jeffrey Mathebula, Junior Featherweights. (S) (CC)
›› “The A-Team” (2010, Action) Liam Neeson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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(:15) › “Red Riding Hood” (2011, Horror) Amanda Seyfried. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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›› “The Tempest” (2010, Drama) Helen Mirren. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Angie” (1994, Comedy-Drama) Geena Davis. Premiere. ‘R’ (CC)
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›› “Made” (2001) Jon Favreau. Premiere. ‘R’ (:35) ›› “The Beaver” (2011) Mel Gibson. ‘PG-13’
›› “I Am Number Four” (2011, Action) Alex Pettyfer. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “The Howling: Reborn” (2011) Lindsey Shaw. ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) “The Entitled” (2011, Suspense) Kevin Zegers. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (4:55) ›› “Dr. T & the Women” ‘R’
››› “Lost in Translation” (2003, Comedy-Drama) Bill Murray. ‘R’ (TMC) Scenarios USA (:45) ›› “The Wild Thornberrys Movie” (2002) (S) ‘PG’
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T RENO ›› “Standing Still” (2005) Premiere. › “The Ex” (2006) Zach Braff. South Pk ›› “Accepted”
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›› “The Man” (2005, Comedy) (CC) › “Juwanna Mann” (2002) (CC) FturamaFturamaTosh.0SunnySouth Pk“National-Van”
M EastEastEastE! Ent. ››› “Sex and the City” (2008) Sarah Jessica Parker. KardashianKardashianKardashian ››› “Sex and the City” (2008) Sarah Jessica Parker. Kardashian
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TH › “The One” (2001, Action) Jet Li. ›› “Hitman” (2007) Dougray Scott ›› “Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem” ››› “Tropic Thunder” (2008) Ben Stiller. ›› “Pineapple Express” (2008) Seth Rogen. Mother
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T Full Graham ClassicDr. to Dr. Super BuildingPraise the Lord
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TH (5:45) “Old Acquaintance”(:45) ›› “Nora Prentiss” (1947) (CC) (:45) ››› “Harriet Craig” (1950) ›› “The Damned Don’t Cry” (1950) ››› “Goodbye, My Fancy” (1951) ›› “The Garment Jungle”“Fever in Blood”
F “Seance-Aftrnn” ›››› “The Lion in Winter” (1968) (:15) ›› “The Appointment” (1969) (:15) ››› “Bachelor in Paradise”(:15) ››› “Soldier in the Rain” ››› “Dear Heart” (1965) (CC) “Wait Until Dark” (TLC) 18 Kids18 KidsBabyBabyBabyBaby’s Varied ProgramsSay YesSay YesWhat Not to WearBabyBabyBabyMultiplesWhat Not to WearVaried ProgramsSay YesSay YesToddlers & Tiaras (TNT) Angel Charmed Charmed SupernaturalSupernaturalLas VegasLas VegasThe CloserThe MentalistThe MentalistThe MentalistThe Mentalist (TOON) Hero: BeyPokéNinjaGoJohnnyLooneyAlmostMovie
Julia Roberts. (CC) House House House House Law & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVU (WGN-A) PrinceCrefloPaidPaidMatlock Matlock Heat of the NightHeat of the NightNews Walker, RangerWalker, RangerWalker, RangerLaw Order: CI30 Rock30 Rock
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M Sister(:45) ››› “The Prince of Egypt” (S) “Major League: Minors”(:15) ›› “Love Don’t Cost a Thing”
Big Year” (2011) “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1”(:15) ››› “Dolphin Tale” (2011) (S)
“Crazy, Stupid, Love.” (2011) › “Something Borrowed” (2011) (S) ›› “Hereafter” (2010) Matt Damon. T “Sister Act 2: Back”Flight ››› “Dolphin Tale” (2011) (S) (CC)
W “Nanny McPhee” ››› “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” ›› “Sucker Punch” (2011) (S) (CC) “Hard Times” ››› “The Tree of Life” (2011) Brad Pitt. (S) › “Little Fockers” (2010) (:15) ››› “Rio” (2011) (S) (CC)
TH (5:45) ››› “X2: X-Men United” (S) “Master and Commander: The Far Side” › “Something Borrowed” (2011) (S) Flight“Love Don’t Cost a Thing”2 Days › “Envy” (2004) Ben Stiller. (:45) “X2: X-Men United” (S)
F (5:15) “Flubber”“How to Train Your Dragon”“Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1”“Harry Potter Deathly Hallows”(:15) ››› “Megamind” (2010) (S) ›› “Stuck on You” (2003) (S) (CC) “Game Change”
M ›››› “Dances With Wolves” (1990) Kevin Costner. (S) (:05) ›› “The Rite” (2011) (S) (CC) ››› “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone”(:35) ›› “Coupe de Ville”(:15) ››› “Black Swan” (2010) (S) “Die Hard-Veng.”
T “Education-Tree” ›› “Legal Eagles” (1986) (S) (CC) ››› “Bridesmaids” (2011) (S) (CC) (:45) › “Black Sheep” (S) (:15) ››› “Alien 3” (1992) (S) (CC) (:15) ›› “Love & Other Drugs” (2010) “Rise of Apes”
W (5:30) “Catfish” (S) › “Cool as Ice” (1991) (S) ››› “The Town” (2010) Ben Affleck. (:35) ›› “Bruce Almighty”(:15) › “Gulliver’s Travels”(:45) ››› “Win Win” (2011) (S) (CC) ›› “Paul” (2011) (S) (CC) “Green Lantern”
M “Accidental Spy”“Freak City” (1999) (S) (CC) (:45) “No Look Pass” (2011) (:15) “The River Why” (2010) (CC) “Six Wives-Hen” (:45) ›› “Mighty Joe Young” (1998) (:45) “Red” (2008) Brian Cox. (S) (CC) Five
T (5:00) “Tom & Viv” ›› “Big Bad Love” (2001) (CC) › “Going Overboard” (S) (:45) ››› “Dead Again” (1991) (S) (:45) ››› “The Italian Job” (2003) (:44) ››› “The Constant Gardener” (2005) “School of Rock”
W Dead ›› “The Snow Walker” (2003) (S) ›› “The Tempest” (2010) (S) (CC) ››› “The Glass Shield” (1994) (CC) “Midnight Kiss” “Swinging With the Finkels”(:45) “The Other F Word” (2011) (S) Reality
TH “Diary of Wimpy-Rodrick”(:40) ›› “Dinner for Schmucks” (S) (:35) ›››› “Pulp Fiction” (1994) (S) (CC) (:15) ›› “Hall Pass” (2011) (S) (CC) › “D.O.A.: Dead or Alive” ›› “The Girl Next Door” (2004) (S) Night F Indian(:45) ›› “Street Fighter” (1994) (S) “The Cutting Edge” (:10) › “Red Riding Hood” (2011) (S) (11:50) › “Terror Tract” (S) › “The Fourth Kind” (2009) (:15) ›› “The Eagle” (2011) (S) (CC) (:15) “The Thing” (SHOW)
TH Heart of(:45) ›› “The Lightkeepers” (2009) ›› “Casa de los Babys”(:15) The Love We Make ›› “Broken Flowers” (2005)
›› “Mighty Joe Young” (1998) (S) ››› “Primary Colors” (1998)
F “Detective Dee”(:15) ››› “The School of Rock” (S) (:15) ››› “Toast” (2010) (S) (CC) › “An Invisible Sign” (2010) (:45) ››› “King of California” (2007) “Freak City” (1999) (S) (CC) (:15) ›› “Pete Smalls Is Dead” (S) (TMC)
M “Arizona Summer”“Tale-Sweeney” (:35) › “Reunion” (2009) (S) (:15) “The Lie” (2011) (CC) (:45) “Billy Jack Goes to Washington”(:45) ›› “Live Forever” (S) (:15) › “Money Plays” (1998) (S) (CC) ›› “Red” (2010)
T Lone ››› “Smoke Signals” (S) ›› “Elvis Meets Nixon” (S) (:45) “Good Intentions” (S) (:10) ›› “Ceremony” (S) (:40) “Dispatch” (2011) (S) (:05) ››› “Four Lions” (2009) (S) (3:50) “Fatal Secrets” (2009) Abandon
W ››› “Sherlock Holmes”“Wild Thornberrys” › “The Nutcracker: The Untold Story”“Children-Bdays” (:40) ››› “The Eclipse”“Other Side” (:45) ›› “Dummy” (2003) (S) (CC) Day
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Zimmern takes a ‘Bizarre’ look at Vegas
Andrew ZimmernAndrew Zimmern is joining some distinguished company. With the premiere of the summer season of “Bizarre Foods America” on Travel Channel Monday, July 9, his “Bizarre Foods” franchise reaches its 100th episode, and he’s celebrating in style, spending the occasion in one of the world’s most excessive locales – Las Vegas.
“I’ve been trying to go to Vegas with this show for five years,” Zimmern says. “Vegas is a place that’s over the top. Everything is bigger, badder, more beautiful. The cars are faster, the signs are brighter and twinklier. The women’s decolletage is more revealing, and the augmentation is bigger. Everything is bigger in Vegas.”
Zimmern is nothing if not a man with plenty of appetite, and his excitement and zeal for this celebratory episode and the city in which it was shot are obvious. “We were able to tell stories about passionate chefs who – and I mean this literally, not figuratively – bring the Venetian seafood market into the basement of their restaurant every single day of the week,” he says. “Whether you see it as a food town, a family destination, or Sodom and Gomorrah, the fact that this place exists in the middle of a desert – just flying in there feels funny. I found so many cool things to talk about in that show. I always joke that the best stuff is on the cutting room floor. In that episode, the best stuff is still on the cutting room floor – that’s how much fun we had in Vegas.”
IN FOCUS
“Mister French Taste,” www. koldcast.tv/show/misterfrenchtaste
Asia and Europe collide in this comedy about Mister French Taste (Olivier Malet), an etiquette coach assigned to transform Leon (Osric Chau), the unruly only son of a conservative Hong Kong family, from a source of scandal and shame into a perfectly groomed young man. At the same time, he tries to steal the heart of Lily (Sarah Lian), the educated heiress to a Hong Kong fashion empire.
•What are you currently reading?
“Fiction? I’m about to start the new William Boyd book. ... William Boyd is one of my favorite writers, and he has a new one that just came out.”
•What did you have for dinner last night?
“Oh, my God – it was fantastic. ... The weather was unbelievably glorious. I threw steaks on the grill – a wood-burning charcoal grill – we had corn from down South. I made a tomato and baby lettuce salad with a buttermilk dressing, and we had woodroasted asparagus from the farmer’s market that was so to-die-for. And my wife made a blackberry and raspberry compote for dessert.”
•What is your next project?
“I actually am in the final stages of OK-ing photography for my young adult book that comes out on Oct. 30. It’s wonderful – it’s called ‘Andrew Zimmern’s Field Guide to Exceptionally Weird, Wild and Wonderful Foods.’ I think it’s going to be a huge, monster hit.”
•What’s the strangest fan encounter you can recall?
“Probably the one that takes the cake is the guy that walked up to me at a book signing, threw his leg up on the table, peeled up his pants and he had a 9inch tattoo of my face on his calf.”
“Fetching,” on.aol.com/studio/fetching
This AOL digital series, set in Los Angeles and created by Amy B. Harris (“Sex and the City,” “Gossip Girl”), stars Collette Wolfe as Liza, a newly single 30-something who has recently ditched her legal career in favor of opening a doggie day care called Fetching. At her side is Oscar, a mutt Liza rescued from a shelter, who may know better than Liza whom she should date. Also stars Levi Fiehler, Sandra Vergara, Dave Annable (of the new ABC series “666 Park Avenue”), Brian Tichnell and Elaine Hendrix.
“How to Rap With Ice-T,” video.about.com/rap/How-toRap-With-Ice-T—What-is-Rap.htm
In this video series at About. com, legendary rapper and actor Ice-T (“Law & Order: Special Victims Unit”), director of the upcoming documentary “The Art of Rap,” explains the difference between rap and hip-hop, how unique styles set up-and-coming rappers apart from their peers, and offers tips on how to write your own rap.
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›››› “The Adventures of Robin Hood” (1938) Errol Flynn. (CC) (DVS)
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(:15) ››› “The Prisoner of Zenda” (1952) Stewart Granger. (CC) (DVS)
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(HBO) (:15) ››› “Megamind” (2010, Action)
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››› “Crazy, Stupid, Love.” (2011) Steve Carell. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Ricky Gervais Boxing Nonito Donaire vs. Jeffrey Mathebula, Junior Featherweights. (S) (CC)
(:45) › “Your Highness” (2011, Comedy) Danny McBride. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “127 Hours” (2010, Drama) James Franco, Kate Mara. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Sister Act 2” (MAX) “Die Hard With a Vengeance” (1995) (:15) ›› “The Thing” (2011, Horror) Mary Elizabeth Winstead. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Kalifornia” (1993, Suspense) Brad Pitt. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Sexy Wives Sindrome” (2011) Julie K. Smith. (S) ‘NR’ (:20) ››› “The Rundown” (2003) The Rock. (S) ‘PG-13’ Sex Games (:35) ›› “Stag Night” (2008) Kip Pardue. ‘R’ (CC)
“Everything You Always Wanted to Know...” “Education” (SHOW) (5:30) ›››› “Five Fingers” ‘R’
››› “Fright Night” (2011, Horror) Anton Yelchin, Colin Farrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Weeds (CC) EpisodesWeb Therapy Weeds (CC) EpisodesWeb Therapy
››› “Blue Valentine” (2010, Drama) Ryan Gosling, Michelle Williams. ‘R’
“Love’s Kitchen” (2011) Claire Forlani. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
› “My 5 Wives” (2000) Rodney Dangerfield. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Division III: Football’s Finest” (2011) Andy Dick. (S) ‘R’
(:45) “No. 1 Cheerleader Camp” (2010, Comedy) Jay Gillespie. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(12:15) ›› “La Mujer de Mi Hermano” (2005, Drama) Bárbara Mori. ‘R’
(1:50) “Rest Stop: Don’t Look Back” (2008) Diane Salinger. (:20) › “Reunion” (2009) Brett Cullen. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ››› “Lone Rider” (2008) ‘NR’
›››› “Five Fingers” (2006) Laurence Fishburne. ››› “Tom & Viv” (1994) ‘PG-13’ (TMC) (5:00) ›› “Red” (2010) Bruce Willis.
First Blood Part II” (1985, Action) Sylvester Stallone. (CC)
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(:15) ›› “Housebroken” (2009, Comedy) Danny DeVito. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“The Entitled” (2011) Kevin Zegers. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Piranha” (2010) Elisabeth Shue. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (12:05) “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Undead” ›› “Jackass: The Movie” (2002) Johnny Knoxville. ‘R’
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›› “Wild Cherry” (2009) Tania Raymonde. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Dead Again” (1991) Kenneth Branagh. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:20) › “Abandon” (2002) (CC)
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›› “Rambo III” (1988, Action) Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna. Premiere. (CC)
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(:20) ›› “The Return of Maxwell Smart” (1980) ‘PG’ (SHOW) (5:30) ›› “Reality Bites” (1994) (:15) ›› “Faster” (2010, Action) Dwayne Johnson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) The Franchise: Miami Marlins Weeds (CC) EpisodesThe Franchise: Miami Marlins ›› “I’m Still Here” (2010, Documentary) Joaquin Phoenix. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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(:35) “OC Confidential” (2008) Cassie Courtland. ‘NR’ (12:50) “Rest Stop: Dead Ahead” (2006) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) › “The Breed” (2006) Michelle Rodriguez. ‘R’ (CC)
(3:55) ›› “Rogue Trader” (1999) Ewan McGregor. ‘R’ “Arizona Sum”
››› “The Sum of All Fears” (2002, Suspense) Ben Affleck, Morgan Freeman. (CC) (:45) ››› “Cool Runnings” (1993) Leon, Doug E. Doug, Malik Yoba. (CC) (:45) Breaking Bad Walt Jr’s birthday; Jesse’s lab skills. Paid Program Paid Program (AP) River MonstersRiver MonstersRiver Monsters (S) RattlesnakeRiver MonstersRiver Monsters (S) RattlesnakeRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver Monsters (S) RattlesnakeOranguEden (BRAVO) Million Dollar LAHousewives/OCHousewives/OCHousewives/OCHappensHousewives/OCHousewives/NJHappensMillion Dollar LAHappensHappensPaidPaidPaidPaidMatchmaker (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportSupermarkets20 Under 20:20 Under 20:Mad Money20 Under 20:20 Under 20:PaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start (N) (COM) “National-Van”South PkSouth PkSouth PkThe Comedy Central RoastTosh.0Tosh.0Aziz AnsariThe Comedy Central RoastSunny ›› “Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey”PaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC)
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(TMC) (5:20) ›› “Rumble Fish” (1983) ›› “Piranha” (2010) Elisabeth Shue. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ››› “The Game” (1997, Suspense) Michael Douglas, Sean Penn. ‘R’ (:45) “Messages Deleted” (2009, Suspense) Matthew Lillard. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:20) “Giallo” (2009) Adrien Brody. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Hunted” (2003) Tommy Lee Jones. ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Paradise” (1991, Drama) Melanie Griffith. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Halfback”
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›› “Shock Corridor” (1963) Peter Breck. (CC) (:45) ›› “The Naked Kiss” (1964) Constance Towers, Anthony Eisley. ›› “Fright” (1971, Horror) Susan George. Premiere. ›› “What’s the Matter With Helen?” (1971) (CC) (:45) ››› “Voltaire” (1933) George Arliss, Doris Kenyon. (TLC) Randy RescueSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesRandy RescueSay YesSay YesRandy RescueSay YesSay YesRandy RescuePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) The Mentalist (S) ››› “Twister” (1996) Helen Hunt. ››› “Catch Me if You Can” (2002) Leonardo DiCaprio. ›› “A Perfect Murder” (1998) (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Smallville (CC) Law & Order “I.D.” (TOON) AdvenNinjaGoCartoon PlanetKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSquidMetalAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenBooshMetalKing/HillKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) ShockBait CarMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...DumbestBait CarForensicForensicMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...DumbestBait CarForensicForensicThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) Home Improve. Home Improve. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens The King of Queens (S) (CC) ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) 3’s Company 3’s Company Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Common Law “Joint Custody” (S) (:01) Burn Notice “Under the Gun” Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (12:01) Common Law (CC) (DVS) (:01) ››› “Hard Luck” (2006) Wesley Snipes, Aubrey Dollar. (CC) Monk Crime-filled weekend for Monk. Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at NineFunny VideosChrisChris30 RockScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaSouth PkSouth PkDeathPaidPaidSingPeople
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“Peep World” (2010) Michael C. Hall. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Lars and the Real Girl” (2007) Ryan Gosling. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “MILF” (2010, Comedy) Jack Cullison. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “Jackass: The Movie” (2002) Johnny Knoxville. ‘R’ ››› “Kaboom” (2010) Thomas Dekker. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
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››› “O Brother, Where Art Thou?” (2000) George Clooney, John Turturro. (CC)
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››› “American Heart” (1992, Drama) Jeff Bridges. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:25) “The Entitled” (2011) Kevin Zegers. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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(:05) ››› “Fright Night” (2011, Horror) Anton Yelchin. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) “Abandon” (S) (:40) ›› “Wharf Rat” (1995) Lou Diamond Phillips.
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