The Brainerd Dispatch TV Week July 17th 2011

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Poppy Montgomery stars in “Magic Beyond Words: The J.K. Rowling Story” Monday on Lifetime.

July 17 - 23, 2011

Lifetime movie casts spell with biopic about J.K. Rowling

By Jacqueline Cutler © Zap2it

J.K. Rowling is magical. How many other writers inspire frenzies? Children and adults around the world queued up when a new volume of Harry Potter was released.

Whatever riches and accolades she earns pale when considering that the wand she waved makes people want to read. Just how she came to do so is gently examined in Lifetime’s “Magic Beyond Words: The J.K. Rowling Story” Monday, July 18.

The biopic is unauthorized, which isn’t surprising given Rowling is famously private.Yet it would be difficult to find argument with the movie’s intent.

Poppy Montgomery (“Without a Trace”) plays Rowling. As a die-hard Harry Potter fan, she would not have done this were it a hit piece.

“When I read the script, it was such a love letter, not tabloidish,” Montgomery says.“Before reading the script, unless it has her blessing I don’t feel it is fair. It is beautiful and an inspiring story, and you can actually come from really hard times and make your dreams come true, and triumphing through sheer will and determination.”

The film shows Rowling as a girl in Tutshill, England, dressing up like a witch and playing in a forest. It shows her as a smart girl in school, daydreaming about becoming a writer.

Her father, worried that she would starve, wanted her to become a secretary, saying she could write as a hobby. Her mother, though, told her to follow her dream.

Her mom had multiple sclerosis and died relatively young. Though Rowling was grown when her mom died, she imbued Harry with the ache of an orphan.

The film shows Rowling as a young woman, armed with her degree.Talented and determined to write but needing to support herself, she taught English in Portugal.There she roomed with a couple of other teachers and married a handsome Portuguese man.

Rowling confronted him when he came home drunk and wasn’t working. He hit her — while she was holding the baby — and she grabbed the only two things that mattered and fled.

She held her daughter and a box. In this box, Rowling had stored outlines of seven books, all handwritten on pads. She turned these pages into the world of Hogwarts.

Hunched over cafe tables, baby at her feet, she scribbled the intricate stories eager fans would reread multiple times.

Sure, Voldemort is the villain everyone knows, but consider how deeply frightening Dementors are as they suck the joyful

memories from your soul. Rowling gave us the most horrid villains and a magnificent hero in Harry, a boy wizard who becomes a young man over the seven years spread over seven books. Harry is flawed, of course, rendering him that much more lovable, and a truly honorable person.

One can tell a lot about people when they reveal their favorite Harry Potter characters. Montgomery first cites Dumbledore, the grand wizard who ran Hogwarts and was Harry’s mentor.

“Dumbledore is the person you want in your life to advise you,” Montgomery says.“I love Hermione because she’s smart and sassy and bright.They all represent different aspects of everybody I know.They are very identifiable, and I like that the underdog always wins in the end; good trumps evil.That’s the universal.”

“I remember seeing the first edition in hardback,” she says.

“I remember thinking the cover was so pretty. I read all of them obsessively and saw all of the movies about 200 times. My 3year-old is obsessed.”

The film begins and ends with brief clips of Rowling, showing

Expressions

how fans wait in the rain just for a glimpse of their favorite writer. To gauge how popular Rowling is, consider the recent cyberfrenzy she began with her upcoming website, Pottermore.com, an interactive e-book series.

“She accomplished something almost no children’s book writers have done — she made books for children and adults at the same time,” Montgomery says.

In the movie, Rowling finally shows the drafts and outlines of her books to her sister, who recognizes their magnificence. Still, it took some rejections before an agent would sign her.

During that time, Rowling was poor and on welfare in Scotland. She had an incredibly hard time finding a place to live with her daughter. She finally bought a secondhand typewriter and eventually went on to become the most successful writer ever.

“I hope it gives some insight into an extraordinary woman who everyone is curious about,” Montgomery says.“As long as you get that, you can bounce back and achieve your dreams with hard work and determination and pushing through a lot of hard work and pulling herself up by bootstraps, and will not fail,"

Poppy Montgomery stars in “Magic Beyond

Words:The J.K. Rowling Story” Monday on Lifetime.

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17.Mine discoveries

18.Hatch or Boxer: abbr.

19.“Sesame Street” fellow

20.Grew gray

24.Tanner family’s visitor

27.“Eat __ Love”; 2010 Julia Roberts movie

28.Diamond lady

29.“__ Hard With a Vengeance”; highest-grossing film of 1995

32.Cover with asphalt

33.“The __ __”; reality series for the daring

36.“__ __ dead people”; line from “The Sixth Sense”

37.Wallach and Marienthal

38.Patricia Heaton series (2)

DOWN

1.Gary or Jackie

2.“__ Perfect” (199596)

3.Shirt, for short

4.“How to Save a Marriage and

__ Your Life”; 1968 Dean Martin movie

5.Suffix for real or cartoon

6.Diamond and Flynn

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8.“__ Will Be Blood”; 2007 Daniel DayLewis film

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12.1988 Martin Sheen film

13.“The Flying __” (1967-70)

14.Schneider or Lowe

20.Horrify

21.“Say good night, __”; George Burns’ line

22.Wasp’s nest locations

23.Actor on “Touched by an Angel”

24.Emmylou Harris’ state of birth: abbr.

25.“To the __”; Anna Nicole Smith movie

26.Sudden burst of light

29.Per __; salary frequency, for some

30.“Hot __ Cleveland”

31.Actor Marshall

34.Alphabet closer

35.Muppet Elmo’s color

ACROSS

1.Marg Helgenberger’s role on “CSI”

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9.Term for a drug addict

10.“Extreme Makeover: __ __”

14.“__ Men”; 2010 Forest Whitaker movie 15.Role on “Roseanne”

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PLAYING FIELD

HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Live From Royal St. George’s

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Viking Classic, Final Round. From Madison, Miss.

2:00 a.m. (GOLF) Nationwide: Chiquita Classic, Final Round. From Maineville, Ohio.

4:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From Royal St. George’s

4:30 a.m. (GOLF) Live From Royal St. George’s

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From Royal St. George’s

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Live From Royal St. George’s

Monday

10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From Royal St. George’s

10:30 a.m. (GOLF) Live From Royal St. George’s

11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From Royal St. George’s

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Live From Royal St. George’s

12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2011 British Open Golf Championship

Best of the Final Round. From Royal St. George’s Golf Club in Sandwich, England.

(GOLF) Golf Channel Acad-

emy

12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros The greatest bunker tips.

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Wales Open Highlights

3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break

Indian Wells

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break

Indian Wells

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros The best putting tips from touring pros including Billy Casper, John Daly and others.

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix (Live)

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break

Indian Wells

8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break

Indian Wells

9:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions

Tour Learning Center

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break

Indian Wells

12:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions

Tour Learning Center

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Tuesday

10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Viking Classic, Final Round. From Madison, Miss.

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

12:30 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Italian Open

Highlights

3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty Tom Watson.

3:30 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty

Charles Barkley.

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break

Indian Wells (MSC) Golf Life ’11

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros The longest hitters on the PGA TOUR provide insights and tips.

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf

6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside

From Stockholm, Sweden. (Live)

11:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Senior British Open, First Round. From the Walton Heath Golf Club in Surrey, England. (Live)

(GOLF) Feherty

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Nationwide: Children’s Hospital Invitational, First Round. From Columbus, Ohio. (Live)

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) RBC Canadian Open, First Round. From Shaughnessy Golf and Country Club in Vancouver. (Live)

3:30 p.m. (MSC) Golf Life ’11

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Evian Masters, First Round. From France. (Same-day Tape)

7:30 p.m. (GOLF) RBC Canadian Open, First Round. From

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) RBC Canadian Open, Second Round. From Shaughnessy Golf and Country Club in Vancouver. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Evian Masters, Second Round. From France. (Same-day Tape)

7:30 p.m. (GOLF) RBC Canadian Open, Second Round. From Shaughnessy Golf and Country Club in Vancouver.

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Evian Masters, Second Round. From France.

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Nationwide: Children’s Hospital Invitational, Second Round. From Columbus, Ohio.

Shaughnessy Golf and Country Club in Vancouver. (Live)

3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Indian Wells

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Top 10

4:30 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

(MSC) Golf Life ’11

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Nationwide:

Children’s Hospital Invitational, Third Round. From Columbus, Ohio. (Same-day Tape)

(MSC) Midwest Classic Golf Virtual tours of the Midwest’s best golf destinations.

8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Evian Masters, Third Round. From France.

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

(Live)

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Nationwide: Children’s Hospital Invitational, Third Round. From Columbus, Ohio.

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) World Match Play Highlights

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

HOCKEY

Tuesday

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild

Friday

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild

MARTIAL ARTS

Wednesday

6:00 p.m. (MSC) MMAthletics

Inside access to the world of MMA as well as the training techniques the athletes are using.

Friday

6:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed Moments from the UFC’s library of fight footage.

7:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed Moments from the UFC’s library of fight footage.

1:00 p.m. (MSC)

(GOLF) Golfing World 5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live) 5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Quest for the Card: Inside the Nationwide Tour 6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center 6:30 p.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole (Live)

p.m. (GOLF) Masters Highlights Tiger Woods.

8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty Tom Watson.

8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty Charles Barkley.

9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty

9:30 p.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole 10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central 10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Quest for the Card: Inside the Nationwide Tour

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty Tom Watson.

11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty Charles Barkley.

12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty

12:30 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Quest for the Card: Inside the Nationwide Tour

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Thursday

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Nordea Scandinavian Masters, First Round.

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Shaughnessy Golf and Country Club in Vancouver.

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Evian Masters, First Round. From France.

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Nationwide: Children’s Hospital Invitational, First Round. From Columbus, Ohio.

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Friday

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Nordea Scandinavian Masters, First Round. From Stockholm, Sweden.

(Live)

11:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Senior British Open, Second Round.

From the Walton Heath Golf Club in Surrey, England. (Live) (GOLF) Top 10

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Nationwide: Children’s Hospital Invitational, Second Round. From Columbus, Ohio. (Live)

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Saturday

6:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

6:30 a.m. (GOLF) Nordea Scandinavian Masters, First Round. From Stockholm, Sweden. (Live)

9:30 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty

10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty Charles Barkley.

10:30 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty Don Cheadle.

11:00 a.m. (ESPN) Senior British Open, Third Round. From the Walton Heath Golf Club in Surrey, England. (Live)

(GOLF) The Golf Fix

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Evian Masters, Third Round. From France. (Same-day Tape)

1:30 p.m. _ Golf Resorts International

2:00 p.m. # _ RBC Canadian Open, Third Round. From

% XTERRA Adventures

12:30 p.m. % XTERRA Adventures

6:30 p.m. + Minnesota Bound

SOCCER

Sunday

1:00 p.m. (ESPN) Women’s Soccer FIFA World Cup, Final. (Live)

3:45 p.m. (ESPN) World Cup Live (Live)

Monday

9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Vancouver Whitecaps vs. Manchester City. (Live)

Wednesday

10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Real Madrid vs. Club Deportivo Chivas USA. From Qualcomm Stadium in San Diego. (Live)

Saturday

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Chicago Fire vs. Manchester United. From Chicago. (Live)

SOFTBALL

Thursday

10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) MMA Live (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed Heavyweight Cain Velasquez versus Minotauro Nogueira. (SHOW) Strikeforce Challenger Series Roger Bowling vs. BobbyVoekler. Roger Bowling vs. Bobby Voekler. From Las Vegas. (Live)

10:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ISKA World Championships From Orlando, Fla.

OUTDOORS

Sunday

8:30 a.m. (MSC) Babe Winkelman’s Outdoor Secrets

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads

3:30 p.m. ) The New Fly Fisher Stillwater dry-fly fishing in southwestern Montana.

4:00 p.m. # XTERRA Adventures

4:30 p.m. # XTERRA Adventures

10:35 p.m. + Minnesota Bound 12:00 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads

Monday 7:00 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads

Tuesday

p.m. (MSC) Back Roads

Wednesday 4:30 p.m. (MSC) Back Roads

Thursday 12:00 p.m. (MSC) North American Hunter

12:30 p.m. (MSC) Babe Winkelman’s Outdoor Secrets

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Softball 2011 World Cup: United States vs. Team TBA. From Oklahoma City. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Softball 2011 Taco Bell All-Star Legends and Celebrity Game. From Chase Field in Phoenix. (Taped)

Friday

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Softball 2011 World Cup: Teams TBA.From Oklahoma City. (Live)

Saturday

1:00 p.m. (ESPN) Softball 2011 World Cup: Teams TBA.From Oklahoma City. (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) Softball 2011 Border Battle. From Oklahoma City. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Softball

2011 World Cup: Teams TBA. From Oklahoma City. (Live)

10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Softball

2011 Border Battle. From Oklahoma City. (Same-day Tape)

TENNIS

Friday

3:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ATP Tennis U.S. Open Series: Atlanta Championships, Quarterfinals. From Atlanta. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ATP Tennis U.S. Open Series: Atlanta Championships, Quarterfinals. From Atlanta. (Live)

Saturday

12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ATP Tennis U.S. Open Series: Atlanta Championships, Semifinal. From Atlanta. (Live)

Marine sergeant sees ex-wife, readies recruits for Grenada. (S)

›› “Point Break” (1991, Action) Patrick Swayze, Keanu Reeves, Gary Busey. (S) (CC)

CABLE CHANNELS

(A&E)

Celebrity Ghost Stories (CC)

Celebrity Ghost Stories (CC)

The Sopranos “Two Tonys” (S) The Sopranos “Rat Pack” (S) (CC) The Sopranos Junior tests patience. The Glades “Dirty Little Secrets”

›› “Wyatt Earp” (1994, Biography) Kevin Costner, Dennis Quaid, Gene Hackman. Portrait traces him from boy to lawman. (CC)

Criminal Minds “The Big Game”

Criminal Minds “Revelations” (AMC) (5:30) ›› “The Recruit” (2003, Suspense) Al Pacino, Colin Farrell. (CC)

›› “Flight of the Phoenix” (2004, Adventure) Dennis Quaid, Giovanni Ribisi. (CC) ›› “Marked for Death” (1990) Steven Seagal, Basil Wallace, Keith David. (CC) ››› “Terminator 2: Judgment Day” (1991, Science Fiction) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton. (CC) ››› “The Mummy” (1999) Brendan Fraser. A mummy seeks revenge for a 3,000-year-old curse. (AP)

WeirdWeirdUntamed-UncutDogs 101 (CC) Dogs 101 (CC) Wild Kingdom (S) Mutant Planet The power of evolution. Finding Bigfoot (S) Finding Bigfoot (S) Finding Bigfoot (S) Finding Bigfoot (S) Finding Bigfoot (S) (BRAVO) HappensHousewives/NYCHappensGiuliana & BillMatchmakerMatchmakerFlipping Out (CC) Flipping Out (CC) Housewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYC (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidThinBest PaidLook PaidPaidTRIPaidPaidMeals!PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) Newsr’mGuptaSunday Morn.State of the UnionFareed ZakariaReliable SourcesState of the UnionFareed ZakariaCNN NewsroomYour MoneyCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN Newsroom (COM) PaidThinComedyEntou ›› “The Heartbreak Kid” (2007) Ben Stiller. ››› “Hot Fuzz” (2007) Simon Pegg. ScrubsScrubsScrubs“Walk Hard:The Dewey Cox Story”(:15) ››› “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” (DISC) PaidJenteOsteenIn TouchAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionSonsSonsOne Man Army (S) Surviving the CutSurviving the CutMan vs.Wild (S) Man vs.Wild (S) Dual Survival (S) Dual Survival (S) (DISN) OsoMickeyMickeyPiratesPhineasPhineasGood Shake ItRandomANT WizardsWizardsGood Good PrankShake ItANT PhineasFish PhineasGood Good RandomPrank (E!) 20 Most Horrifying Hollywood MurdersJaycee DugardFatal TriangleE! News (N) Sex/CitySex & Sex & Sex & Sex & Sex & 50 Super Epic TV MomentsE! SpecialIce-CocoIce-Coco (ESPN) British Open2011 British Open Golf Championship Final Round. From Royal St. George’s Golf Club in Sandwich, England. SportWomen’s Soccer FIFA World Cup, Final. (N) (Live) World Cup Live (N) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) (ESPN2) SportsCenter (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Outside Lines Spo. Reporters SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Baseball Tonight PBA Bowling PBA Bowling PBA Bowling PBA Bowling Strongest Man Strongest Man NHRA Drag Racing Lucas Oil Series. Street League Skateboarding From Glendale, Ariz. (N) (Live)

(EWTN) ChapletRosarySunday MassLitanyBookVaticanoFaithApostoAngelicaSunday MassLitanyIn ConcertMusicChapletHolyThe World OverSaintsMilitaryBen.Crossing

(FAM) Boy Boy ›› “The Face on the Milk Carton” ››› “Death of a Cheerleader” ›› “Bring It On” (2000) Eliza Dushku ›› “Bring It On: Fight to the Finish” ›› “Bring It On: All or Nothing”“Step Up 2 St.” (FSN) PaidOutPaidPaidDue OutdoorRoadsDW-TVBullridHorse.LOKARMotorDue Twins MLB Baseball Kansas City Royals at Minnesota Twins. Twins Boys in Ball Up Streetball

(FX) Smarter ›› “Fantastic Four” (2005) Ioan Gruffudd. ›› “Spider-Man 3” (2007) Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst. ››› “X-Men” (2000) Hugh Jackman. ›› “X-Men:The Last Stand” (2006, Action) “The Incredible Hulk” (2008)

(GOLF) Royal St. George’s Royal St. George’s Big Break Indian Wells

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“The Holiday”

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›› “Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion” (1997) Mira Sorvino.

››› “The Sure Thing” (1985) John Cusack, Daphne Zuniga.

›› “The House Bunny” (2008, Comedy) Anna Faris, Colin Hanks. (CC) MLB Baseball Philadelphia Phillies at New York Mets. From Citi Field in Flushing, N.Y. (N) (Live) (CC)

›› “Legally Blonde” (2001, Comedy) Reese Witherspoon, Luke Wilson.

››› “Mean Girls” (2004) (TCM) (5:00) “A Girl, a Guy and a Gob”

›› “She’s Back on Broadway” (1953) Virginia Mayo, Steve Cochran.

›› “By the Light of the Silvery Moon” (1953) Doris Day. (CC)

››› “Romeo and Juliet” (1936, Romance) Norma Shearer. (CC) (DVS) (:15) ››› “It’s Always Fair Weather” (1955) Gene Kelly.

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PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) “Good Hair” (S) Trib, Entourage (:15) › “Catwoman” (2004, Action) Halle Berry. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Citizen U.S.A.: A 50-State Road Trip

(:15) ›› “The Transporter” (2002, Action) Jason Statham. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

›› “Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps” (2010) Michael Douglas. (CC)

(:15) ›› “Ramona and Beezus” (2010, Comedy) Joey King. (S) ‘G’ (CC) › “Catwoman” (2004) Halle Berry. (MAX) ›› “Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed” (2004) ‘PG’ (:35) › “The Fourth Kind” (2009) Milla Jovovich.‘PG-13’

(:15) ›› “Sex and the City 2” (2010, RomanceComedy) Sarah Jessica Parker. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:45) ››› “The Dead Zone” (1983) Christopher Walken. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Sudden Death” (1995, Action) JeanClaude Van Damme. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:20) ››› “The Nutty Professor” (1996) Eddie Murphy.

›› “Date Night” (2010) Steve Carell. (SHOW) (:15) ›› “Stealing Time” (2001, Drama) Peter Facinelli. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Inside NASCAR The Franchise: Giants ›› “The Deal” (2005, Suspense) Christian Slater. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Michael McDonald: Model Citizen (:20) ›› “Fanboys” (2008) Sam Huntington.‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “Desperate Measures” (1997) Michael Keaton. (S) ‘R’ (:45) ››› “Chasing 3000” (2010, Drama) Ray Liotta. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

2011 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH

(1:50) ›› “Holy Rollers” (2010) Jesse Eisenberg.‘R’

(:20) ›› “Adventures of Power” (2008) Ari Gold. iTV.

› “The Janky Promoters” (2009) Ice Cube. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Here and There” (2009) David Thornton. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “Everybody’s Fine” (2009) Robert De Niro. (CC)

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(4:50) ››› “The Ghost Writer” (CC) (TMC) (5:40) “Here and There” (2009) ‘NR’ ›› “Rough Cut” (1980, Romance-Comedy) Burt Reynolds.‘PG’ (CC)

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(:45) ›› “The Women” (2008, Comedy-Drama) Meg Ryan, Annette Bening, Eva Mendes. (CC)

(:15) ››› “Rachel Getting Married” (2008, Comedy-Drama) Anne Hathaway. Premiere. (CC)

MarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) ›› “Green Fire” (1954) (CC)

››› “Horse Feathers” (1932)

(:15) ››› “The Male Animal” (1942) Henry Fonda, Olivia de Havilland. (CC)

›› “Too Many Girls” (1940) Lucille Ball. (CC)

››› “The Freshman” (1925, Comedy) Harold Lloyd.

›››› “Mon Oncle d’Amerique” (1980) Gérard Depardieu, Nicole Garcia.

(:15) ››› “Stand by Me” (1986) Wil Wheaton, River Phoenix. (CC) Elvis Mitchell “Whistling” (TLC) NY Ink (S) (CC)

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Curb Enthusiasm (:35) ›› “Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps” (2010, Drama) Michael Douglas. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(1:50) Real Time With Bill Maher (S)

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Def Comedy

›› “Doing Time on Maple Drive”

(MAX) “Date Night” ›› “Sex and the City 2” (2010, Romance-Comedy) Sarah Jessica Parker. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Jonah Hex” (2010) Josh Brolin. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Secret Lives” (2010, Adult) Beverly Lynne. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(11:50) ›› “Sudden Death” (1995, Action) (S) ‘R’ (CC) Femme Fatales (:15) ››› “Altered States” (1980) William Hurt, Blair Brown. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Lost in Translation” (2003) Bill Murray.‘R’ (CC) “Grey Zone” (SHOW) (4:50) ››› “The Ghost Writer” (CC) Dexter “Hello Bandit” (iTV) (S) (CC) Weeds (iTV) (S) The Big C (iTV) The Real L Word (iTV) (N) Shameless (iTV) (S) (CC) The Real L Word (iTV) Weeds (iTV) (S) The Big C (iTV)

›› “Rain” (2008, Drama) Renel Brown. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (:35) ›› “Yonkers Joe” (2008) Chazz Palminteri, Tom Guiry. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) ›› “Return to Oz” (1985) Fairuza Balk.‘PG’ (CC) (TMC) (5:15) › “Desperate Measures” ‘R’

“Triage” (2009, Drama) Colin Farrell, Christopher Lee, Paz Vega. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“King of Paper Chasin’” (2009, Crime Drama) D.L., Jason Rivera. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) “Love Chronicles: Secrets Revealed” (2010) ‘NR’ ›› “Harvard Man” (2001) Adrian Grenier. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) › “Albino Farm” (2009, Horror) Chris Jericho.‘R’ (:40) ›› “Rough Cut” (1980) Burt Reynolds, Lesley-Anne Down.‘PG’ (CC) “Sherlock”

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M PaidPaidPaidPaidRENO DailyColbert“Van Wilder:The Rise of Taj”ComedyDailyColbert“Barbershop 2: Back in Business”RENO FturamaSouth PkTosh.0ScrubsTallad

T “Barbershop 2: Back in Business”

› “College” (2008) Drake Bell. (CC) Scrubs

(COM)

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TH

››› “Hot Shots!” (1991) (CC)

››› “Hot Shots!” (1991) (CC) DailyColbert ›› “Major League” (1989) Tom Berenger. (CC)

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F ›› “Major League” (1989) Tom Berenger. (CC) DailyColbert ›› “First Sunday” (2008) Ice Cube. ComedyFturamaSouth PkTosh.0ScrubsScrubs (DISC) PaidRobisonJ. MeyerPaidVaried ProgramsDeadliest CatchAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperCash Cash Cash Cash (DISN) MannyOsoMickeyPiratesMickeyMickeyMovieVaried ProgramsGood VariedShake ItWizardsGood Good PhineasDeckGood ANT Shake ItWizardsPhineasGood (E!)

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M PaidPaidRoadsTwins The Dan Patrick ShowDue Twins MLB Baseball Cleveland Indians at Minnesota Twins. (Live) Twins SpotlightLOKARMotorTable Tennis

T Flightline SpotlightSpotlightMLB Baseball: Indians at TwinsDan PatrickAction Sports Golf LifeBoys in Ball Up Streetball

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W Due Twins MLB Baseball Cleveland Indians at Minnesota Twins. (Live) Twins WNBA BasketballRoadsWorld Poker Tour:

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M ›› “Blade” (1998, Horror) Wesley Snipes. ››› “X-Men” (2000) Hugh Jackman. ›› “X-Men:The Last Stand” (2006, Action) ››› “The Incredible Hulk” (2008) Liv Tyler ››› “Hellboy II:The Golden Army” (2008)

T › “Gloria” (1999) Sharon Stone. ›› “The Corruptor” (1999) Chow Yun-Fat. ››› “Cloverfield” (2008) ››› “Hellboy II:The Golden Army” (2008) › “Grandma’s Boy” (2006, Comedy) Two Two

F Boys in Due RoadsMLB Baseball:Tigers at TwinsWorld Poker Tour:Ball Up StreetballAction Sports (FX)

W SmarterSmarterSmarter ››› “Cloverfield” (2008) › “Grandma’s Boy” (2006, Comedy) ››› “Superbad” (2007, Comedy) Jonah Hill. ››› “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” (2008) Two

TH ›› “Rent” (2005, Musical) Rosario Dawson, Taye Diggs. ›› “Flightplan” (2005) Jodie Foster. ››› “In Her Shoes” (2005) Cameron Diaz, Toni Collette. ››› “Definitely,Maybe” (2008) Isla Fisher ›› “The Proposal” (2009)

F SmarterSmarterSmarter ›› “Flightplan” (2005) Jodie Foster. ›› “Pathfinder” (2007) Karl Urban. ›› “The Sentinel” (2006) Michael Douglas. ››› “Cast Away” (2000) Tom Hanks, Helen Hunt. Two Two (GOLF) Morning DriveMorning DriveVaried Programs CentralVaried (HGTV)

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TH DreamHouseIf WallsIf WallsHolmes on HomesMarriageMarriageUnsellaDesignDesignDesignDesignDearDearBuckBuckBlockBlockPropertyProperty

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T Civil War JournalDay After DisasterShockwaveShockwaveModern MarvelsModern MarvelsDay After DisasterShockwaveShockwaveModern Marvels

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M PaidPaidPaidPaidCSI: NYCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: NYCSI: Crime SceneRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepo

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F BalanceSpaces (NICK) Max Max,UmiUmiBubbleDora...Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Varied ProgramsiCarlyiCarlyVictoVictoBig TimeBig TimeSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.iCarlyiCarly (SPIKE)

TH JailJailJailJailJailJailJailJail

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M PaidPaidAlphasWarehouse 13Eureka ›› “Lost City Raiders” (2008) ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” (2006) ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End”

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W ›› “Fire Serpent” (2007) ››› “War Wolves” (2009) “Sasquatch Mountain” (2006) “Dark Relic” (2010) James Frain. Legend Quest

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M PrinceK. ShookSup.J. MeyerChangJ. HageeRod P.Y’r DayCopeProphetGoodEducaBehindJewishRobisonHickeyThe 700 ClubJ. HageeNot a Praise the Lord

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T (5:45) ››› “A Face in the Crowd” ›› “Onionhead” (1958) Andy Griffith. “Gangster Story”(:15) ›› “Ensign Pulver” (1964) ››› “I Confess” (1953) (:45) ››› “The Hanging Tree” (CC) (:45) ››› “Hotel” (1967)

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TH (:15) ›› “Daybreak” (1931) (:45) ›› “Secrets” (1933) (:15) ››› “Little Lord Fauntleroy” ››› “The Hurricane” (1937) ›››› “The Four Feathers” (1939) ›› “Maisie Was a Lady” ›› “An Ideal Husband”

F Here ›› “The Night Is Young” ›› “Old Man Rhythm” ››› “Born to Dance” (1936) › “Sing Me a Love Song”“Walking on Air”(:15) “The Life of the Party”(:45) “The Duke Is Tops”“The Great Waltz” (TLC) 17 Kids17 KidsBabyBabyBabyBaby’s Varied ProgramsSay YesSayYesWhat Not to WearBabyBabyMultiplesBaby’s What Not to WearSay YesSay YesCakeCakeToddlers & Tiaras (TNT) AngelCharmedCharmedSupernaturalSupernaturalLas VegasLas VegasCold CaseThe CloserLaw & OrderLaw & OrderLaw & Order (TOON) BakuganBeyPokéSidekickJohnnyJohnnyGarfieldGarfieldScoobyScoobyLooney TunesJerryVariedGarfield2 DogsJohnnySidekickAlmostAdvenMADVaried ProgramsJohnny (TRAV) PaidPaidPaidPaid$40/Day$40/DayBrownBrownVaried ProgramsTastiestTastiestNo ReservationBizarre FoodsFoodFoodVaried ProgramsNo ReservationBizarreVaried

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M Law Order: CI ››› “Sex and the City” (2008) Sarah Jessica Parker. Law Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw & Order: SVUNCIS

T Law & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVUWhite CollarCovert AffairsLaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVU

(TVLAND) PaidPaidAllFamSanfordJeff’sonsJeannieJeannieVariedAllFamSanfordGunsmokeGunsmokeBonanzaBonanzaBonanzaGoodJeff’sonsSanfordSanford (USA)

W Law Order: CI ››› “Cold Mountain” (2003, Drama) Jude Law. (CC) Royal PainsNecess. RoughHouseNCISNCISNCISNCISNCIS

TH ›› “Annapolis” (2006, Drama) (CC) HouseBurn NoticeSuitsHouseHouseHouse

M Adventure Sports2011 Tour de France Rest Day.

T 2011 Tour de France Stage 16. (N) (Live)

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Sports2011 Tour de France Rest Day.

Sports2011 Tour de France Stage 16.

F Law CIIn Plain Sight ››› “Atonement” (2007) James McAvoy. (CC) HouseHouse House (VS)

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F Adventure Sports2011 Tour de France Stage 19. From Modane to Alpe-d’Huez. (N) (Live) 2011 Tour de France Stage 19. 2011 Tour de France Stage 19. WEC WrekCageWEC WrekCage (WGN-A) ChangCopeHillbilliesHillbilliesMatlockMatlockHeat of the NightHeat of the NightMidday NewsWalker, RangerWalker, RangerJeannieBe CheersCheersDharmaDharma

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T “Where the Wild”Citizen U.S.A. › “The In Crowd” (2000) (S) (:45) “Love Crimes of Kabul” ›› “Charlie St. Cloud” (S) (:45) “Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs”EntouThe Curious Case of Curt ›› “The Losers” (2010) (S)

W ›› “Shorts” (2009) (S) (CC) ››› “Independence Day” (1996) Will Smith. ›› “Like Mike” (2002) (S) (:45) ›› “Adam” (2009) Hugh Dancy. ›› “Post Grad” (2009) (S) “Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps” (S) “Starsky & Hutch”

TH Sinbad ›› “Flipped” (2010) (S) Mann V.Ford ›› “Love Happens” (2009) (S) (CC) ››› “Despicable Me” (S) Land › “Couples Retreat” (2009) (S) (CC) REAL Sports“Catch Me-Can”

F (5:30) “Catwoman”Cow ›› “The Ring” (2002) Naomi Watts. Entou ›› “National Security” (S) ›› “The Losers” (2010) (S) (:15) › “Land of the Lost” (2009) (S) ›› “Ramona and Beezus”CowCurious Case (MAX)

M (5:45) “The Grey Zone” (S) (:35) › “Vampires Suck” (S) ›› “Liar Liar” (1997) (S) ›› “Sex and the City 2” (2010) (S) (CC) ››› “Sneakers” (1992) (S) (CC) (:05) ›› “Just Wright” (2010) (S) (CC) (4:50) “Face/Off”

T Simple(:40) ›››› “Dances With Wolves” (1990) Kevin Costner. “Night at the Museum: Smithsonian” ››› “No Way Out” (1987) (S) (CC) ››› “Public Enemies” (2009) Johnny Depp. (3:50) ›› “Devil”(:15) “Waterworld”

W ›››› “Platoon” (1986) (S) (CC) ›› “Lottery Ticket” (2010) MAX/Set“Deadly Impact” (2009) (S) (:35) “Career Opportunities” ›› “Sex and the City 2” (2010) (S) (CC) › “All About Steve” (2009) “Lovely Bones”

TH (:15) ››› “Coming to America” (S) (:15) › “Our Family Wedding” (2010) “I’m Gonna Git You Sucka”(:35) ››› “The Blind Side” (2009) (S) (CC) (1:50) ››› “Identity” (S) “A Nightmare on Elm Street”“Twelve Monkeys”

M (:10) ››› “Bandslam” (2009) iTV. (S) (:05) ›› “Tenure” (2009) (:35) ›› “Taking Care of Business”“Prom Wars” (2008) iTV. (S) “Suck” (2009, Comedy) (CC) (:40) ›› “Twilight” (2008) iTV. (S) “Twilight: New Moon”

T ›› “The Boys Are Back”(:45) ›› “(Untitled)” (2009) iTV. (S) ››› “Big Fan” (2009) “Saint John of Las Vegas” ››› “The Other Man” ›› “Extraordinary Measures” (2010) ›› “Knowing” (2009) Nicolas Cage.

W Race(:45) ›› “Return to Oz” (1985) (CC) (:45) ›› “Suburban Girl” (2007) (CC) ›› “Fanboys” (2008) (CC) “Nobel Son” (2007) Alan Rickman. ››› “Cairo Time” (2009) ›› “Letters to Juliet” (2010) iTV. (S) Last In

F (5:05) ›››› “The Great Escape”“The Nutty Professor” (1996) (:35) › “Jonah Hex” (2010) ›› “Mr. Mom” (1983) (CC) ›› “Green Zone” (2010) (S) (CC) ›› “The Frighteners” (1996) (S) (CC) (:20) ›› “Robin Hood” (S) (SHOW)

TH “Children of the Corn”(:45) “Closed for Winter”(:15) ›› “Firstborn” (1984) Teri Garr. › “Stolen” (2009) iTV. (S) “Black and Blue” ›› “Kings of the Evening”(:45) › “Push” (2009) Chris Evans. Back

F (5:30) ››› “Bandslam” ›› “Taking Care of Business” (1990) ››› “Outsourced” (2006) (:15) “Crazy” (2008) Waylon Payne. (:15) ››› “The Sum of All Fears” (2002) “Saint John of Las Vegas”“Extraordinary” (TMC)

M “Sherlock Holm”(:05) “Formosa Betrayed” (2009) (S) (8:50) ›› “Nine” (2009) (S) (CC) (10:50) “Middle of Nowhere” ››› “Sherlock Holmes”“The Blair Witch Project” (S) ››› “Brothers at War” (2009) (S) Com

T Make (:35) › “Tortilla Heaven” (S) (:15) “Dark Storm” (2006) (S) (:45) ›› “Maneater” (2009) (:15) ››› “Changing Lanes” (2002) (12:55) “Make Believe” (S) ››› “Outrageous!” (1977) (:10) “Dark Storm” (2006) (S) Next W War Ea(:40) ›› “Call of the Wild”(:10) › “Reunion” (2009) Brett Cullen. (9:50) › “Crossroads” (S) Filmmkr ››› “Mandela” (1996) (S) (CC) “The Life Before Her Eyes”(:40) ›› “The Escapist” (2008) (S) Crossrds

TH (5:40) “Brothers at War” (S) › “Serving Sara” (2002) (S) (:10) ›› “Neverwas” (2005) (S) (CC) (10:55) ›› “Antitrust” (S) (:45) › “The Untold” (2002) (:15) › “Serving Sara” (2002) (S) “Love Chronicles: Secrets”Hand

F › “Man Friday” ›› “Nine” (2009) Daniel Day-Lewis. “Medicine for Melancholy” ››› “The Cry of the Owl”(:10) › “Man Friday” (1975) (CC) (:05) › “Tortilla Heaven” (S) (:45) ›› “Nine” (2009) (S) (CC) Medicine

IN FOCUS

“Breaking Bad,” www. amctv.com/shows/breaking-bad

Season four of the critically acclaimed series launches on Sunday, following the continuing adventures of former chemistry teacher Walt (Bryan Cranston) as a meth dealer.The official home page catches up steady viewers and introduces new viewers, along with bios, games and quizzes (including a graphic-novel game called “The Interrogation”), blogs, photos, episode schedules, video, trailers, and downloadable wallpapers and IM icons.

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the clavicle of someone over a bouillabaisse dispute. (We’re still a little worried about Russell from last season – he seemed pretty ticked that he didn’t win.)

In fact, things go wrong right from the start. During dinner prep, one contestant is rushed to the hospital. If that weren’t bad enough, Ramsay is so disappointed in the quality of the first dinner service that he actually benches several contestants. Hopefully, they’ll get their acts together for challenges that run the gamut from cute (a “mommy and me” meal for a room full of moms and toddlers) to naughty (a meal made up of known aphrodisiacs). Winning teams get to enjoy everything from private jets to Palm Springs to IndyCar racing to yachting excursions, while losers get to clean up. They also get to deal with Ramsay.

top 3 to watch

•“The Best Thing I Ever Ate,” Food Network, Friday, July 22

Finally, a worthy subject for this show! While there are certainly plenty of delicious items worth savoring on this planet, ice cream must clearly be placed at the top of the pile. And frankly, No. 2 is a distant second. This week we have Alton and Duff introducing us to some frigid cream that will change your life.

Hell hath no kitchen like a Ramsay scorned. What does that mean, you ask? Does it really matter? All we know is that “Hell’s Kitchen” returns to Fox Monday, July 18, for its ninth season, and chef Gordon Ramsay seems to get meaner every time.

“HK” is one of those wonderful shows where you can tell yourself you’re learning something about cooking while secretly judging everyone on everything from social skills to pureeing techniques. You also get to debate just how you would handle criticism from a man whose forehead utilizes pack mules.

This season, a new group of aspiring restaurateurs comes into the kitchen looking for a coveted black jacket short term, and ultimately, the life changing grand prize. But none of it will come easy and, as always, there is the very real possibility that a lovely set of carving knives will end up lodged in

IN FOCUS

“Cyberbully,” abcfamily. go.com/movies/cyberbully

Premiering Sunday on ABC Family, the movie stars Emily Osment as a lonely teen whose online outreach turns her into a victim of cyberbullying, which spurs her mother to political activism.The official home page offers a poll about what to do when friends say hurtful things online.There’s also a place to get an online avatar and subscribe to a newspaper (something parents should probably monitor).

•“Cooking for Real,” Food Network, Saturday, July 23

Sunny Anderson fills a pot with fish and fennel stew and then goes crackers. She takes light and flaky cod fillets and poaches them in a tomato and white wine broth. As a side, she creates goat cheese and thyme crackers that are delicious and easy to make! A creamy fruit salad finishes everything perfectly.

•“Secrets of a Restaurant Chef,” Food Network, Saturday

While we’re sure that restaurant chefs have more secrets than a recipe for chicken breast roulade, that’s all we’re getting out of chef Anne Burrell. But her tricks for transforming everyday chicken into something special are certainly welcome. She adds the bold flavors of chorizo sausage and manchego cheese, then sides it with sauteed kale.

WEB LINKS SOLUTION

Premiering Sunday on PBS’ “Masterpiece Mystery!”

“Zen” stars British actor Rufus Sewell as an Italian detective caught in a tight political spot. Get to know Zen at www.pbs.org/wgbh/ masterpiece/zen/index. html

On Sunday, season two of “My Strange Addiction”

launches on TLC, profiling more individuals with unusual obsessions. Learn more at tlc.howstuffworks.com/tv/ my-strange-addiction

“Giuliana & Bill” starts its fourth season Monday on Style Network, with them living in the same city. Click on www.mystyle.com/mystyle/ shows/giulianaandbill/index.jsp

“Pottermore,” www.pottermore.com

On Monday, Lifetime premieres “Magic Beyond

Words:The J.K. Rowling

Story,” starring Poppy Montgomery as the “Harry Potter” author.The real Rowling recently announced this website, which will offer the novels as e-books — in October. In the meantime, you can go to Rowling’s official site at www.jkrowling.com — which you can view in very ugly text-only format if you don’t want to disable your pop-up blockers.

“Web Therapy,”www. lstudio.com/web-therapy/

On Tuesday, the online series “Web Therapy,”starring Lisa Kudrow as a therapist who has little patience for others’ problems, begins airing on Showtime. But if you’d like to see these short episodes in their original format, you can go to this home page. Along with the installments, it offers behindthe-scenes clips and trailers for each season, along with an introductory clip.

On Tuesday, chef Gordon Ramsay’s competition series “Hell’s Kitchen” returns for its ninth season. Get the lowdown on the competitors at www.fox.com/hellskitchen/

Spike TV’s “Deadliest Warrior” series, which compares fighters from history, returns Wednesday with new host Richard “Mack”Machowicz.

Get up to date at www. spike.com/shows/deadliest-warrior

A&E Network’s “Storage Wars,” a treasure hunt through abandoned storage units, launches its second season on Wednesday. Meet the treasure hunters at www.aetv.com/storagewars/

Chef Gordon Ramsay returns, angrier than ever

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Katie(1:55) ›› “Love and a Bullet” (2002) Treach.‘R’(CC) (:25) Mann V. Ford (S) (CC) (:15) “Where the Wild Things Are” (MAX) (4:50) ››› “Face/ Off” (1997)

(:15) › “Just Married” (2003) Ashton Kutcher. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Sex and the City 2” (2010, Romance-Comedy) Sarah Jessica Parker. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Voyeur’s Web” (2011, Adult) Ruby Knox. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

››› “Something’s Gotta Give” (2003) Jack Nicholson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:10) ››› “Kinsey” (2004, Biography) Liam Neeson, Laura Linney. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:10) ›› “A Simple Wish” (1997) (SHOW) ›› “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” (6:55) ›› “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (2010) Kristen Stewart.‘PG-13’ Weeds (iTV) (N) The Big C (CC) Weeds (iTV) (S) The Big C (iTV) The Real L Word (iTV) The GayVN Awards (iTV)

››› “Scary Movie” (2000) Shawn Wayans.‘R’(CC)

›› “Nine” (2009, Musical) Daniel DayLewis. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ››› “The Cry of the Owl” (2009) Paddy Considine.‘R’ (:40) “Bikini Girls From the Lost Planet” (2006) ‘NR’ (CC)

› “Undead or Alive” (2007) Chris Kattan. iTV. (S) ‘R’

(:15) ›› “Tron” (1982, Science Fiction) Jeff Bridges. iTV. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (TMC) (5:25) “Command Performance” ‘R’ ››› “A Single Man” (2009, Drama) Colin Firth, Julianne Moore. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “White Coats” (2004) Peter Oldring. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ›› “The Blair Witch Project” (1999, Horror) (S) ‘R’ “Make Believe” (2010) ‘NR’(CC)

(CC) ›› “Caddyshack” (1980, Comedy) Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield. (CC)

“Beverly Hills Ninja” (1997) Chris Farley, Nicollette Sheridan, Robin Shou.

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REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) (:20) ›› “Borderline” (2002) Michael Biehn. (S) ‘R’

Runnin’ Rebels of UNLV (S) (CC) (MAX) (5:15) ›› “Waterworld” (1995) Kevin Costner.‘PG-13’ ›› “Four Christmases” (2008) Vince Vaughn.‘PG-13’ ›› “Happy Gilmore” (1996) Adam Sandler.‘PG-13’ (CC) Femme Fatales (:10) ›› “Beverly Hills Cop II” (1987, Comedy) Eddie Murphy. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(12:50) “Dark Fantasies” (2011) ‘NR’

(:15) ››› “The People vs. Larry Flynt” (1996, Drama) Woody Harrelson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (Off Air) (SHOW) (:15) ››› “Outsourced” (2006) Josh Hamilton. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Weeds (iTV) (S) The Big C (iTV) Weeds (iTV) (S) The Big C (iTV)

Web Therapy The Real L Word (iTV) Web Therapy ›› “Knowing” (2009, Science Fiction) Nicolas Cage. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:05) “Adopted” (2009) Pauly Shore. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) “A Quiet Little Marriage” (2008) ‘NR’(CC) “Race” (2007) iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’(CC) (TMC) (5:40) › “Next Day Air” (2009) ‘R’ (:05) ›› “Spoken Word” (2009, Drama) Kuno Becker. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

“Before I Self Destruct” (2009) 50 Cent. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Changing Lanes” (2002) Ben Affleck.‘R’ (CC)

(12:10) “Life Is Hot in Cracktown” (2009) Shannyn Sossamon. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(1:55) “The Girl From Bikini” (2007) Beverly Lynne.‘NR’ (:20) ››› “Life During Wartime” (2009) (S) ‘R’ (CC) “War Eagle, Arkansas” (2008) (S)

›› “Flight of the Phoenix”

“Broken Arrow” (1996, Action) John Travolta, Christian Slater, Samantha Mathis. (CC)

“Broken Arrow” (1996, Action) John Travolta, Christian Slater, Samantha Mathis. (CC)

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(1999, Comedy) Steve Martin, Eddie Murphy. (CC)

Hanks, Irma P. Hall. (CC)

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››› “Pride and Prejudice” (1940) Greer Garson. (CC) (DVS) (:15) ›››› “Madame Bovary” (1949) Jennifer Jones, Van Heflin. (CC)

(:15) ››› “Anna Karenina” (1935) Greta Garbo, Fredric March. (CC)

›› “Little Women” (1949, Drama) June Allyson, Peter Lawford. (CC) (DVS)

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“Sinbad: Legend of Seas” (MAX) (5:10) ›› “The Lovely Bones” (2009) ‘PG-13’(CC)

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(:15) ›› “Letters to Juliet” (2010) Amanda Seyfried. iTV. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (TMC) (5:25) › “Crossroads” (2002) (S)

›› “Youth in Revolt” (2009) Michael Cera.‘R’ (CC)

“Remarkable Power” (2008) Kevin Nealon. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) › “The Janky Promoters” (2009) Ice Cube. (S) ‘R’

(:35) › “The Life Before Her Eyes” (2007) Uma Thurman. (:05) “The War Boys” (2009) Peter Gallagher.‘NR’ (CC)

(:40) “Bewitched Housewives” (2007) Beverly Lynne.

› “Reunion” (2009, Drama) Brett Cullen. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Brothers-War”

the Barbarian” (1982) Arnold Schwarzenegger. A warrior fights snake worshippers to free a princess.

›› “Conan the Barbarian” (1982) Arnold Schwarzenegger. A warrior fights snake worshippers to free a princess.

›› “History of the World: Part I” (1981) Mel Brooks, Dom DeLuise. (CC)

›› “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back” (2001) Ben Affleck. Premiere. (CC) Paid Program Paid Program (AP) Untamed-UncutRiver MonstersTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedRiver MonstersTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedUntamed-UncutRiver MonstersTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedOranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHappensHousewives/NYCHappensHousewives/NYCHappensHousewives/NYCHappensPaidPaidPaidPaidThintervention (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportMarijuana: IndustryCNBC Titans (N) CNBC TitansMad MoneyCNBC TitansCNBC TitansPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) John King, USAIn the ArenaPiers MorganAnderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers MorganAnderson Cooper 360Piers MorganBusiness TodayAM:Wake Up CallAmerican Morning (COM) DailyColbertSouth PkSouth PkFturamaFturamaFturamaUglyDailyColbertFturamaUglyFturamaSunnyDailyColbertSarahSwardTogetherComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Deadliest CatchDeadliest CatchAlaskan HuntSons of Guns (S) Alaskan HuntSons of Guns (S) Deadliest CatchDouble Life (CC) Hair PaidTriVitaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) PhineasPhineasGood Shake It ›››› “WALL-E” (2008) Fish ANT Good WizardsWizardsHannahHannahDeckDeckPhineasPhineasChugBabarOsoJungleLittleLittle (E!) E! NewsE Spec.E Spec.E! SpecialIce-CocoIce-CocoChelseaE! NewsChelseaIce-CocoIce-CocoChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

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MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) “Ideal Hsb.” MGM Parade ›› “Drums of Africa” (1963, Action) Frankie Avalon, Mariette Hartley.

›› “Harum Scarum” (1965, Comedy) Elvis Presley, Mary Ann Mobley. (CC)

›› “The Jewel of the Nile” (1985) Michael Douglas. Premiere.

››› “The Son of the Sheik” (1926) Vilma Banky ››› “The Wind and the Lion” (1975, Adventure) Sean Connery. (CC) Elvis Mitchell ›› “Here Comes the Band” (1935) (TLC) NY Ink (S) (CC) NY Ink (S) (CC) NY Ink (S) (CC) NY Ink (N) (CC) NY Ink (S) (CC) NY Ink (S) (CC) NY Ink (S) (CC) NY Ink (S) (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidRock Reception (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) CSI: NY “Risk”(S) Franklin & BashCSI: NY (S) (CC) Southland (CC) Cold Case (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) GumballAdvenRegularMADKing-HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChilAqua SquidbillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChilOfficeAqua King-HillKing-HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) FoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodPaidHair PaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingMost ShockingThe

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›› “She’s Out of My League” (2010) Jay Baruchel, Alice Eve. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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›› “Mobsters” (1991) Christian Slater. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:45) Forbidden Science “Synthetic Dreams” (CC) (12:15) ›› “Beverly Hills Cop III” (1994) Eddie Murphy. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Asylum” (2008, Horror) Sarah Roemer. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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(:05) “The Great Escape” (1963) (SHOW) (5:45) › “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez. The Big C (iTV) Web Therapy The Big C (iTV) Weeds (iTV) (S) Franchise Green Room Franchise Green Room ›› “Holy Rollers” (2010) Jesse Eisenberg.‘R’ (CC)

(:05) “White Air” (2007) Riley Smith. iTV. (S) ‘PG’ “Bandslam” (TMC) (5:25) ›› “Handsome Harry” ‘R’

›› “Antitrust” (2001, Suspense) Ryan Phillippe. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “The Girlfriend Experience” (2008) Sasha Grey.‘R’ “Sisters” (2006, Suspense) Lou Doillon. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Harvard Man” (2001) Adrian Grenier. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) “6 Guns” (2010, Western) Barry Van Dyke, Greg Evigan. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) “Triage” (2009, Drama) Colin Farrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic” (:10) › “White Coats” (2004, Comedy) Peter Oldring, Pat Kelly. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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›› “Deep Blue Sea” (1999, Science Fiction) Thomas Jane, Saffron Burrows. (CC)

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›› “Berserk” (1967) Joan Crawford, TyHardin.(CC) (:15) ››› “The Milky Way” (1936)

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Femme Fatales Co-Ed Confidential 2 Sophomores “Back 2 School” (S)

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(12:15) “Women in Trouble” (2009, Comedy-Drama) Carla Gugino. (S) ‘R’

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(HBO) (5:15) ›› “Like Mike” (2002) ‘PG’ ›› “Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps” (2010) Michael Douglas. (CC)

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(:15) ›› “Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs” (2009) Voices of Ray Romano.

››› “Despicable Me” (2010) Voices of Steve Carell. Planet, Apes ›› “Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps” (2010) Michael Douglas. (CC)

(:15) ›› “The Transporter” (CC) (MAX) (5:30) “The Tale of Despereaux” ‘G’ (:05) › “Vampires Suck” (2010) Matt Lanter.‘PG-13’ ›› “Liar Liar” (1997) Jim Carrey. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Face/Off” (1997) John Travolta. An FBI agent and a violent terrorist switch identities.‘R’ (:20) › “Whiteout” (2009) Kate Beckinsale. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›››› “Dances With Wolves” (1990) Kevin Costner. A Union officer befriends the Lakota. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:05) ›› “Devil” (2010) ‘PG-13’(CC) (SHOW) (5:45) ›› “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (2010) Kristen Stewart.‘PG-13’

Inside NASCAR ›› “Tenure” (2009) Luke Wilson. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “The Lottery” (2010) Joel Klein. iTV. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Franchise Weeds (iTV) (S) The Big C (iTV) Web Therapy Michael McDonald: Model Citizen (:45) ›› “Twilight” (2008, Romance) Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’

››› “Night of the Living Dead” (1968) Duane Jones. (:40) ››› “Sisters” (1973) Margot Kidder.‘R’ (CC) (:15) ››› “I Sell the Dead” (2008) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:40) “Fragile” (2005) Calista Flockhart. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” (TMC) (5:00) “Masters of the Universe” ‘PG’ (6:50) ›› “Invaders From Mars” (1986) Karen Black. (S) ›› “Tron” (1982) Jeff Bridges. ‘PG’ (CC) (:10) › “Prophecy” (1979, Science Fiction) Talia Shire. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

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››› “The Shawshank Redemption” (1994, Drama) Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman, Bob Gunton. (CC)

››› “The Shawshank Redemption” (1994, Drama) Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman, Bob Gunton. (CC)

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(:15) True Blood (S) (CC)

(12:15) ›› “Dinner for Schmucks” (2010) Steve Carell. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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››› “The American” (2010) George Clooney.‘R’ Femme Fatales (:15) “Voyeur’s Web” (2011) Ruby Knox. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:45) ››› “The American” (2010, Suspense) George Clooney. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Lone Hero” (2002) Lou Diamond Phillips. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Dead Again” (1991, Mystery) Kenneth Branagh. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) ›› “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” ›› “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (2010) Kristen Stewart.‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “Remember Me” (2010) Robert Pattinson. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Franchise Green Room Weeds (iTV) (S) The Big C (iTV) The Real L Word (iTV)

›› “National Lampoon’s Van Wilder” (2002) ‘R’

(:35) “Adopt a Sailor” (2008) Bebe Neuwirth.‘NR’ (CC)

› “How to Rob a Bank” (2007) ‘NR’ (TMC) “Fragile” (CC) ›› “The Blair Witch Project” (1999, Horror) (S) ‘R’ ›› “Jeepers Creepers” (2001) Gina Philips.‘R’ (CC) (:35) › “Halloween II” (2009, Horror) Malcolm McDowell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:25) “Sugar Boxx” (2009) Kitten Natividad. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(12:55) › “Trauma” (1993) Christopher Rydell.‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Tell Tale” (2009, Suspense) Josh Lucas. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) ››› “Night of the Living Dead” (1968) ‘NR’

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