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Ryan Lochte competes in the XXX Summer Olympics. Coverage begins Friday on NBC. (Photo credit: Mike Comer/ProSwim Visuals)
Ryan Lochte competes in the XXX Summer Olympics. Coverage begins Friday on NBC. (Photo credit: Mike Comer/ProSwim Visuals)
Probably the most indelible image from the Opening Ceremony of the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing was the 897 blocks of movable type on the floor of the Olympic stadium, moving and changing to depict, among other scenes, a raindrop rippling outward on a pond, swells on an ocean and the Chinese symbol for harmony.
At sequence’s end, it was revealed that the performance was not computer-controlled, as had been assumed, but actually the work of 897 human performers moving their blocks up and down perfectly in unison.
It was a stunning display of precision and attention to detail that still impresses NBC’s Bob Costas four years later as he readies to host the XXX Summer Olympics in London, which kick off with the Opening Ceremony Friday, July 27, on NBC.
“I think in Beijing they retired the trophy (for best Opening Ceremony),” Costas says. “You know, they had the resources to do it. You have a country that not only financed the Olympics and did so with an unlimited budget, but which is in a position to have tens of thousands of ‘volunteers’ volunteer to rehearse for six months. You just got circumstances in China that you wouldn’t find anywhere else.
“Plus of course, they have an extraordinarily rich civilization and history to talk about,” he continues. “And it was a true national effort by an emerging nation with, at least for that purpose, close to unlimited resources of both people and money. So I think everybody decided after that, ‘All we can do is the best we can do on our own terms.’ But no one’s terms will ever be the same as Beijing’s.
“And I think that - and I said this during the opening ceremonies - the average person watch-
ing at home had a combination of appreciation and awe for the beauty of it and the accomplishment of it. But also it was a little unsettling to them, because you said, ‘My God, if they can marshal their forces with this much precision for this ...,’ well, you fill in the blank.”
The peacock network and its various properties - MSNBC, CNBC, Bravo, NBC Sports Network, Telemundo, NBCOlympics. com and two specialty channels - will provide more than 5,500 hours of coverage of the 2012 Summer Olympics running through the Closing Ceremony on Aug. 12, offering live and delay coverage of all 26 sports and all 302 medal competitions.
Costas will serve as primetime host of the telecasts, heading a broadcast talent pool that includes Al Michaels, John McEnroe, Mary Carillo, Ryan Seacrest and Dan Patrick.
For Costas, 60, this Olympics represents his 10th Games, Winter and Summer (and ninth as prime-time host), dating back to the 1988 Summer Games in Seoul.
His favorite all-time Olympics moment, or as close as one gets for him, came in Atlanta in 1996, when Muhammad Ali lit the Olympic torch at Turner Field to open the XXVI Summer Games.
“It was such a well-kept secret,” Costas recalls, “... and in truth Dick Enberg and I did not know. We had begun to suspect, but we didn’t know for sure. I think there were a half-dozen people who even knew. Dick Ebersol (then the president of NBC Sports) was one of them because it was his idea, actually, and he had to sell (President and CEO) Billy Payne and the Olympic committee on it.
“But when Ali kind of stepped out of the shadows,” he continues, “you heard a sound that you don’t often hear in a gigantic, filled-to-capacity stadium, and that was a gasp, an audible gasp that was then followed by a short
bit of silence while people kind of processed this, and then this enormous roar both of excitement and appreciation and respect. You know, all of it.
“There was so much bundled into that one moment, and you had tens of thousands of people
all more or less thinking the same thing: Here’s a guy who once was the most controversial athlete on the planet, and now he’s a figure of reconciliation. And he once was the most agile and nimble and beautiful of athletes, and now he’s in the throes of this affliction and shaking like a leaf. These contradictions made it really dramatic.”
Of course, one of the big stars of the next 17 days - along with Michael Phelps, Usain Bolt, Rafael Nadal, Alicia Sacramone and the rest of the estimated 10,500 athletes representing 204 countries - will be the city of London itself.
These Games represent the burg’s third Olympics and first since 1948. While it is a given that the host city will put its best foot forward, and its countrymen and women will put on a big medal push, London has another feature no other locale can match.
British royalty will make its presence known in several ways, from Queen Elizabeth II opening the Games to Princes Harry and William and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, serving as official “Olympic ambassadors” and Zara Phillips - daughter of Princess Anne and Mark Phillips and granddaughter of the queen - competing in equestrian.
Royalty watchers will certainly be in their glory, but Costas takes a more pragmatic view of London.
“Obviously it’s a great, great city,” he says, “with a history and a pop culture that Americans are familiar with and, I think, interested in. ..."
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1. “__ Down, Shut Up”; brief 2009 animated series
2. Mark Antony’s love
3. Tim Daly’s sis
4. Casual farewell
5. Peggy Bundy’s man
6. “__ John”
7. “If __ __ Known I Was a Genius”; Whoopi film
8. “Sesame Street” viewer
9. Actress on “Missing” (2)
12. “Community” actor (2)
14. “__ __ Lonely Place”; Humphrey Bogart film
16. Lunch order, for short
19. “Last Action __”; Schwarzenegger movie
20. Comic actress Martha
22. Initials for Hot Lips Houlihan’s portrayer
23. Center of the alphabet
27. Adams or Johnson
28. “The __ Adventures of Old Christine”
30. Transport; tow
31. Susan’s portrayer on “Desperate Housewives”
32. Within reach
33. Controlling strap
35. Tax-deferred acct.
37. UV forerunners
40. Suffix
Sunday 8:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Xtreme 4x4
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Sports Unlimited
Monday
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Sports Unlimited
Friday
5:00 p.m. (MSC) Sonic Generations of Skate
11:00 p.m. (MSC) Sonic Generations of Skate
Saturday
8:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Xtreme 4x4
10:00 a.m. ) The Real Winning Edge
Saturday
3:00 p.m. % ESPN Sports Saturday
AUTO RACING
Sunday
8:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV
9:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks!
9:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar
10:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: STP 300, Qualifying. (Live)
11:00 a.m. ) / Formula One Racing Grand Prix of Germany. (Same-day Tape)
(MSC) LOKAR Car Show
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Motorhead Garage TV
12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) American Le Mans Series: Grand Prix of Mosport. (Live)
1:00 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Countdown (Live)
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: STP 300. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Mopar Mile-High Nationals. (Same-day Tape)
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: STP 300. (Same-day Tape)
Monday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
4:00 p.m. (MSC) LOKAR Car Show
4:30 p.m. (MSC) Motorhead Garage TV
Tuesday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
Wednesday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
Thursday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
5:00 p.m. (MSC) Diesel TV
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now
Friday 2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
Saturday
8:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV
9:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks!
9:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Sprint Cup Happy Hour (Live) (SPIKE) MuscleCar
11:30 a.m. (ESPN2) 2011 NHRA
Thrills & Spills
1:00 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Brickyard 400, Qualifying. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Countdown (Live)
3:30 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Indy 250. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) NHRA Drag Racing Sonoma Nationals, Qualifying. (Same-day Tape)
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Indy 250. (Same-day Tape)
Sunday
12:00 p.m. (TBS) Los Angeles Dodgers at New York Mets.
(Live)
12:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
1:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals.
(Live)
(WGN-A) MLB Pregame
1:05 p.m. (WGN-A) Chicago Cubs at St. Louis Cardinals.
(Live)
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live
(Live)
4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) MLB Postgame
4:30 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Texas Rangers at Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (WGN-A) Celebrating Santo: Ron Goes Into the Hall
2:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals.
2:30 a.m. (ESPN) Texas Rangers at Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.
4:00 a.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall
4:30 a.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age Monday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live 12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals.
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC)
Sunday
9:30 a.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive 11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Basketball
Argentina vs. United States. (Same-day Tape)
Monday
5:00 p.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive
3:00 a.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive
Tuesday
3:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Basketball Spain vs. United States. (Live)
Wednesday
9:00 p.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive
BICYCLING
Sunday
12:00 p.m. + 2012 Tour de France Stage 20. (Taped)
Sunday
1:00 a.m. (MSC) Mosconi Cup.
Wednesday
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Mosconi Cup.
Friday
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Mosconi Cup.
Saturday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Summer Shootout. (Taped)
2:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Summer Shootout. (Taped)
BOXING
Sunday
7:45 a.m. (HBO) Adrien Broner vs. Vicente Escobedo, Junior Lightweight.
Monday
9:45 p.m. (HBO) 2 Days: Adrien Broner
10:00 p.m. (HBO) Adrien Broner vs. Vicente Escobedo, Junior Lightweight.
Friday
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Raymundo Beltran vs. Hank Lundy. (Live)
Saturday
9:00 p.m. (SHOW) Robert Guerrero vs. Selcuk Aydin. (Live)
Sunday
10:00 a.m. + Vikings GamePlan (MSC) Vikings
7:30 p.m. (MSC) Vikings
Monday
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Vikings
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Vikings Game Plan 2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College
Audibles
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Audibles
Friday 2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)
p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live) 5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live
5:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Year of the Quarterback
Saturday
7:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Yearbook
7:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Yearbook
Sunday
7:00 a.m. (ESPN) 2012 British Open Golf Championship Final Round. (Live) 12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Live From
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
Atlantis
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Tuesday
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) True South Classic, Final Round.
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
2:00 p.m. % The Open Championship Today + American Century Championship, Final Round. (Live)
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Nordea Masters Highlights
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Atlantis
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy
6:30 p.m.
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Thursday
8:30 a.m. (GOLF) Lyoness Open, Second Round. (Same-day Tape)
11:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Senior Open Championship, First Round. (Live)
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Web.com: Children’s Hospital Invitational, First Round. (Live)
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) RBC Canadian Open, First Round. (Live)
3:30 p.m. (MSC) Golf Life ’12
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Evian Masters, First Round. (Same-day Tape)
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) RBC Canadian Open, Second Round. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Evian Masters,
7:30 p.m. (GOLF) Evian Masters, Third Round.
10:35 p.m. + Minnesota Bound
Wednesday
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Rooster Tales
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Thursday
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Rooster Tales
Live From 12:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Senior PGA Championship Highlights
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
Atlantis
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
(MSC) Midwest Classic Golf
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
Atlantis
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
Atlantis
9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
7:30 p.m. (GOLF) RBC Canadian Open, First Round.
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole (Live)
11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Evian Masters, First Round.
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) School of Golf
4:30 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Friday
8:30 a.m. (GOLF) Lyoness Open, Third Round. (Sameday Tape)
11:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Senior Open Championship, Second Round. (Live)
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Web.com: Children’s Hospital Invitational, Second Round. (Live)
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Evian Masters, Final Round. (Live)
Wednesday
6:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider
Thursday
9:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed
10:30 p.m. (ESPN2) MMA Live
Sunday
12:00 p.m. % The Best of Greatest Sports Legends: Gold Medal Greats
Tuesday
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Fox Focus: London 2012
Thursday
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Fox Focus: London 2012 Friday
6:30 p.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Opening Ceremony. (Live)
1:36 a.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Opening Ceremony.
4:00 a.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Swimming, Cycling, Beach Volleyball, Volleyball, Basketball, Rowing. (Live)
Saturday
6:00 a.m. (BRAVO) XXX Summer Olympics Tennis. (Live)
7:30 a.m. (CNBC) XXX Summer Olympics Boxing. (Live)
8:00 a.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Swimming, Cycling, Beach Volleyball, Volleyball, Basketball, Rowing. (Live)
2:30 p.m. (CNBC) XXX Summer Olympics Boxing. (Live)
Friday
a.m. (MSC) Rooster Tales
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Waters and Woods 11:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors
12:00 p.m. (MSC) North American Hunter
12:30 p.m. (MSC) Babe Winkelman’s Good Fishing
Saturday
6:00 a.m. (MSC) World Wild Adventures
6:30 a.m. (MSC) Babe Winkelman’s Outdoor Secrets
7:00 a.m. (MSC) North American Hunter 7:30 a.m. (MSC) Progressive Bass Wrap Up Show
Saturday
6:00 a.m. (GOLF) Lyoness Open, Final Round. (Live)
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Atlantis
11:00 a.m. (ESPN) Senior Open Championship, Third Round. (Live)
(GOLF) Big Break Atlantis
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Evian Masters, Third Round. (Same-day Tape)
2:00 p.m. # _ RBC Canadian Open, Third Round. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
(MSC) Midwest Classic Golf
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Web.com: Children’s Hospital Invitational, Third Round. (Same-day Tape)
6:30 p.m. + The Olympic Zone
7:00 p.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Swimming, Gymnastics, Beach Volleyball. (Live)
11:30 p.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Weightlifting, Table Tennis. (Live)
12:30 a.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Swimming, Gymnastics, Beach Volleyball.
2:00 a.m. (CNBC) XXX Summer Olympics (Live)
Sunday
6:30 a.m. # Babe Winkelman’s Outdoor Secrets
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Babe Winkelman’s Good Fishing
Sunday
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Bull Riding CBR George Paul Memorial. (Taped)
Wednesday
5:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Liverpool vs. AS Roma. (Live)
7:30 p.m. (ESPN2) MLS Soccer All-Star Game: Chelsea vs. MLS All-Stars. (Live)
Saturday
12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Liverpool vs. Tottenham Hotspur. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Soccer
5:30 p.m. (ESPN2) AC Milan vs. Chelsea. (Live)
Sunday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ATP Tennis
U.S. Open Series: BB&T Atlanta Open, Final. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WTA Tennis
U.S. Open Series: Mercury Insurance Open, Final. (Live)
Saturday
3:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ATP Tennis
U.S. Open Series: Farmers Classic,First Semifinal. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ATP Tennis
U.S. Open Series: Farmers Classic, Second Semifinal. (Live)
(A&E)
Glades “Old Times” (CC)
The Glades “Public Enemy” (CC) Longmire (CC) Longmire “8 Seconds” (CC)
››› “The Shawshank Redemption” (1994, Drama) Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman, Bob Gunton. (CC)
Criminal Minds J.J. meets a colleague.
Criminal Minds “Minimal Loss” (S)
Criminal Minds “House on Fire”
Criminal Minds (S) (CC)
Criminal Minds “JJ” (S) (CC) (AMC)
Mad Men “Seven Twenty Three”
Mad Men “Souvenir” (CC)
Small Town (:31) ››› “Dirty Harry” (1971) Clint Eastwood, Harry Guardino. (CC) (:45) › “Collateral Damage” (2002, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Elias Koteas. (CC) (:15) ››› “The Sum of All Fears” (2002) Ben Affleck. Terrorists plan to detonate a nuclear bomb in the U.S. (CC)
› “Mission to Mars” (2000, Science Fiction) Gary Sinise, Tim Robbins. (CC) (AP) Bear WhispererManeaters (CC) Gator Boys (S) Gator Boys (S) Gator Boys (CC) Gator Boys (CC) Gator Boys (CC) Gator Boys (CC) Gator Boys (CC) Gator Boys (CC) Gator Boys (CC) Gator Boys (CC) (BRAVO) Top Chef MastersAround the WorldHousewives/NJHousewives/NJMillion Dollar LAMillion Dollar LAMillion Dollar LAMillion Dollar LAHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/OCHousewives/OC (CNBC) PaidGet PaidButt LiftPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidBeautyPaidPaidPaidMeals!PaidInsanity!HooverLose 30Insanity!Zumba PaidPaidPaidInsanity! (CNN) Newsr’mGuptaCNN NewsroomState of the UnionFareed ZakariaReliable SourcesState of the UnionFareed ZakariaNext ListNewsr’mYour Money (N) CNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN Newsroom (COM) PaidPaidComedy › “The Love Guru” (2008) (CC) ›› “Sex Drive” (2008, Comedy) (CC) FturamaFturamaFturamaFturama › “Grandma’s Boy” (2006) (CC) › “Delta Farce” (2007, Comedy) (CC) Dunham (DISC) PaidYoussefOsteenIn TouchAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionBBQ Pitmasters (S) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) (DISN) MickeyDoc MickeyPiratesPhineasPhineasGood JessieAustinAustinWizardsWizardsGood Good AustinShake ItANT PhineasPhineasPhineasGood Good AustinShake It (E!) ››› “Knocked Up” (2007) Seth Rogen. E! Ent.EastSoupE! News (N) Fashion Police ››› “Knocked Up” (2007) Seth Rogen. East ›› “She’s Out of My League” (2010) Opening Act (ESPN) British Open2012 British Open Golf Championship Final Round. From the Royal Lytham & St. Annes in Lancashire, England. SportCtrCountdownNASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: STP 300. (N) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) (ESPN2) SportsCenter (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)
SportsCenter (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: STP 300, Qualifying.
Auto Racing American Le Mans Series: Grand Prix of Mosport. (N) (Live)
ATP Tennis U.S. Open Series: BB&T Atlanta Open, Final. From Atlanta. (N) WTA Tennis U.S. Open Series: Mercury Insurance Open, Final. (N) (Live)
(EWTN) ChapletRosarySunday MassLitanyBkmrkVaticanoSaintsApo.RosarySunday MassLitanyHolocaustMusicChapletHolyWorld Over LiveFaithEpistlesBen.Crossing (FAM) Boy...Boy...Boy... ›› “Step Up” (2006, Musical) Channing Tatum. ›› “Step Up 2 the Streets” (2008) › “Two Can Play That Game” (2001) ›› “Last Holiday” (2006) Queen Latifah. “Remember the Titans” (FSN) PaidPaidPaidOgreenicOutDue FishingRooster VikingsHorse.LOKARMotorSpotlightTwins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals. (N) Twins Boys in Triathlon (FX) ›› “Doomsday” (2008, Action) Rhona Mitra. ›› “Underworld: Evolution” (2006) ›› “X-Men Origins: Wolverine” (2009) Hugh Jackman. ››› “The Incredible Hulk” (2008) Liv Tyler ›› “Spider-Man 3” (2007, Action) (GOLF) Golf Acad. Golf U.S. Girls Junior Amateur, Final Day. From Daly City, Calif. ›› “Caddyshack” (1980, Comedy) Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield. ›› “Caddyshack” (1980, Comedy) Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield. Live From (N) Live From (N) Live From (N) PGA Tour Golf True South Classic, Final Round. From Madison, Miss. (N) (Live) Live From (N) Live From (N) (HGTV) Property BrothersPrice ItIncomeIncomeKitchenKitchenHate YardCrashersLove It or List ItFirst Pla.First Pla.PropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyHuntersHunt IntlYardMy YardHuntersHunt Intl (HIST) Modern MarvelsAncient Aliens “The Mission” (CC) Ancient Aliens “The Return” (CC) Ancient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient Aliens (LIFE) In Touch SchullerTurningOsteenPaidDance Moms“Date With Darkness-Andrew Luster”
“Abducted” (2007, Drama) (CC) “The Bad Son” (2007) Catherine Dent. “The Craigslist Killer” (2011) (CC) (NBCSN) Game IndyCar 2012 Tour de France Stage 20. From Rambouillet to Paris. (N) (Live) IndyCar IndyCar Racing IndyCar Racing Edmonton Indy. From Edmonton. (N) (Live) 2012 Tour de France Stage 20. (NICK) PenguinPenguinParentsParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.WinxWinxBig TimeRockiCarly (S) VictoBig TimeBig TimeiCarly (S) iCarly (S) VictoVictoSponge.Sponge. (SPIKE) DefrostGet PaidInsanity!XtremeHorse.Trucks!MuscleBar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) (SYFY) PaidHooverPaidPaidZoneHaunted Highway ›› “Blade II” (2002, Horror) Wesley Snipes. › “End of Days” (1999) Arnold Schwarzenegger. ›››› “Raiders of the Lost Ark” (1981) “Indiana Jones” (TBN) PurvisThe PhillipsTouchFranklinTurningRhemaWinningMiracleRedeemLoveIn TouchPowerWrittenConleyFrom HisKing IsFranklinJohn Hagee TodayPrinceG. JakesJ. Meyer (TBS) Meet the Browns Meet the Browns Friends (CC) Friends (CC)
›› “National Lampoon’s European Vacation” (1985) Chevy Chase. (CC) “Without a Paddle: Nature’s Calling” (2009, Comedy) Oliver James. (CC)
MLB Baseball Los Angeles Dodgers at New York Mets. From Citi Field in Flushing, N.Y. (N) (Live)
› “College Road Trip” (2008) Martin Lawrence. (CC) (:45) ›› “The Heartbreak Kid” (2007) Ben Stiller. (CC) (TCM) (5:00) ››› “Two Girls and a Sailor” (1944, Musical) (CC) ››› “Pinky” (1949, Drama) Jeanne Crain, Ethel Barrymore, Ethel Waters. ››› “Christmas in July” (1940, Comedy) Dick Powell.
››› “Gidget” (1959) Sandra Dee, James Darren, Cliff Rober tson. (CC)
››› “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes” (1953) Jane Russell. (CC)
››› “Sunday in New York” (1963) Cliff Robertson, Jane Fonda. (CC) ››› “Wuthering Heights” (1939) (TLC) Dr. Fred PricePaidInsanity!Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesRandy RescueStories of the ERStories of the ERStories of the ERStories of the ERStories of the ER (TNT) LawLaw & Order (S) Franklin & BashLeverage (CC) Falling Skies ››› “Minority Report” (2002) Tom Cruise. (CC) ››› “American Gangster” (2007) Denzel Washington. ›› “The Book of Eli” (CC) (TOON) JohnnyRedakaiBeyPokeBen 10NinjaGoLanternJusticeLooneyLooneyGumballGumballAdvenAdvenRegularRegularRegularRegularRegularRegularRegularRegular“Cloudy-Mtballs” (TRAV) When VacationsMysteries Off Limits (N) When VacationsMysteries Bizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsFood ParadiseThe Layover (CC) No ReservationLondon RevealedBggg Top (TRUTV) PaidPaidDefrostPaidPaidGet- Disorder in theDisorder in theLizardLizardJailJailJailJailVegas Vegas Vegas Vegas Vegas Vegas PawnPawn (TVLAND) The ExesThe ExesThe ExesThe ExesThe ExesThe Soul Man Retired at 35 I Love Lucy (:10) I Love Lucy “The Courtroom”
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(HBO) ››› “How to Train Your Dragon” (2010) (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (:45) Boxing Adrien Broner vs. Vicente Escobedo, Junior Lightweight. (S) (CC) (:45) ›› “In Time” (2011, Science Fiction) Justin Timberlake. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Mak.: In Time REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) “Hard Times: Lost on Long Island”
››› “Recount” (2008, Docudrama) Kevin Spacey, Bob Balaban. (S) (CC) ››› “Game Change” (2012, Docudrama) Julianne Moore. (S) (CC) (MAX) (:15) ››› “Baby Boom” (1987, Comedy) Diane Keaton. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (:10) ››› “Bridesmaids” (2011, Comedy) Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:20) ›› “Horrible Bosses” (2011) Jason Bateman. ‘NR’ (:05) ›› “Gang Related” (1997) James Belushi. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “Gulliver’s Travels” (2010) Jack Black. ‘PG’ (CC)
›››› “Titanic” (1997) Leonardo DiCaprio. A woman falls for an artist aboard the ill-fated ship. (SHOW) ››› “The Italian Job” (2003) Mark Wahlberg. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Franchise “Red” (2008, Drama) Brian Cox, Noel Fisher. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) ›› “Pete Smalls Is Dead” (2010) Peter Dinklage. (:40) “The Other F Word” (2011, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:20) ››› “The Constant Gardener” (2005, Drama) Ralph Fiennes. ‘R’
››› “The Help” (2011) Viola Davis. An aspiring writer captures the experiences of black women. (TMC) (5:45) ››› “Lone Rider” ‘NR’ (:10) ›› “Children on Their Birthdays” (2002) Joe Pichler. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
› “The Nutcracker: The Untold Story” (2010) Elle Fanning. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
›› “Peep World” (2010) Michael C. Hall. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Good Time Max” (2007) James Franco. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
“Snow in August” (2001, Drama) Stephen Rea. (S) (CC) (:45) “I Do & I Don’t” (2007) Jane Lynch. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) › “Abandon” (2002) (CC)
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(ESPN) Baseball TonightMLB Baseball: Rangers at Angels SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (CC)
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Basketball Argentina vs. United States. From Barcelona, Spain. (CC)
NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: STP 300. From Chicagoland Speedway in Joliet, Ill. SportsCenter (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N) (EWTN) Sunday NightCatholic.SavoringG.K.RosaryFran. God BkmrkSunday MassLitanyBen.Sunday NightCatholicHeavensMartyrsEWTNBkmrkFamilyOriginalCrossing (FAM) “Remember-Ttns” ››› “The Blind Side” (2009, Drama) Sandra Bullock. Hill NanniesOsteenEd Z. LevittPrinceYoungerPaidPaidInsanity!Ninja!PaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerChild (FSN) Bull Riding VikingsWorld Poker TourUFC: In the Moment (N) RaceWorld Poker TourSports UnlimitedBilliards MLB Baseball: Twins at Royals Boys in BaseballWorld Poker Tour (FX) “Spider-Man 3” ››› “Batman Begins” (2005, Action) Christian Bale. ››› “Batman Begins” (2005, Action) Christian Bale. PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidLitlGiantPaidPaid (GOLF) Live From (N) Live From (N) Live From Live From Live From Live From Live From Live From Live From Live From PGA Tour Golf True South Classic, Final Round. From Madison, Miss. Live From Live From Live From Live From Live From Live From Live From Live From (HGTV) Holmes on HomesHolmes InspectionHolmes InspectionHolmes InspectionHolmes on HomesHolmes InspectionHolmes InspectionHolmes on HomesHolmes InspectionPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidOutdoor (HIST) PawnPawnIce Road TruckersIce Road TruckersShark WranglersGreat LakeIce Road TruckersIce Road TruckersShark WranglersGreat LakeMoneyGet PaidPaidThe Naturalized (LIFE) “Officer and a Murderer” (2012) (CC) Drop Dead DivaArmy Wives (N) (:01) “Officer and a Murderer” (2012) Drop Dead Diva(:01) Army WivesNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidBeautyPaid (NBCSN) Top Olympic2012 Tour de France Stage 20. 2012 Tour de France Stage 20. Motorcycle Racing2012 Tour de France Stage 20. Insanity!PaidPain?PaintMoneyPaidPaidPaid (NICK) Sponge.Sponge.Hollywood HeightsGeorgeGeorgeYesDearYesDearFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeTBAMikeUmi
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(SYFY) “Indiana Jones and Crystal Skull”
› “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” (2009, Action) › “Resident Evil” (2002, Horror) (CC) ›› “Blade II” (2002, Horror) Wesley Snipes. Haunted HighwayZoneZonePaidPaid (TBN) YoussefBlessedOsteenKerryBelieverCreflo ››› “David” (1997) Nathaniel Parker, Jonathan Pryce. SecretsSecretsD. O’Donnell: Faith TemplePraiseBuilding Israel: TimeWorshipWom (TBS) (4:45) ›› “The Heartbreak Kid”
›› “Meet the Fockers” (2004, Comedy) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller. (CC)
›› “Meet the Fockers” (2004, Comedy) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller. (CC) Sullivan & Son Sullivan & Son ›› “The Heartbreak Kid” (2007) Ben Stiller, Michelle Monaghan. (CC)
(:15) ›› “National Lampoon’s European Vacation” (1985) Chevy Chase. TBS Preview MarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) “Wuthering Heights” (1939)
›››› “The Great Escape” (1963) Steve McQueen. Allied POWs stage a daring escape from a Nazi prison camp.
›› “The Blob” (1958) Steven McQueen. (CC) ›› “The Mating Call” (1928) Thomas Meighan.
››› “The Leopard” (1963) Burt Lancaster, Claudia Cardinale. A Sicilian prince resists the unification of Italy. MGM Parade (:45) ›› “Captain Kidd” (1945) Charles Laughton. (TLC) Stories of the ERHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedStrangeStrangeHoard-BuriedStrangeStrangeHoard-BuriedStories of the ERPaidGet PaidPaidPaidPaidPeoplePeople (TNT) “The Book of Eli”Leverage (N) Falling Skies (N) The Great EscapeFalling SkiesThe Great EscapeLeverage (CC)
›› “A Perfect Getaway” (2009) (CC) › “American Outlaws” (2001) (CC) Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) “Cloudy-Mtballs”RegularRegularVentureKing/HillKing/HillFamily Guy (CC) DynaAquaEric BoonFamily Guy (CC) DynaAquaEric BoonVentureKing/HillKing/HillLooneyBakugan (TRAV) Extr. WaterparksWatWatCoasterCoasterTrip FlipTrip FlipTrip FlipTrip FlipCoasterCoasterTrip FlipTrip FlipTrip FlipTrip FlipWatWatNopaleaPaidNinja!PaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) PawnPawnPawnPawnStorageStorageStorageCombatForensicForensicPawnPawnStorageStorageStorageCombatForensicForensicPaidMy PilPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens (:38) The King of Queens (S) (CC) King of Queens ’70s Show The Soul Man Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (:43) That ’70s Show (S) (CC) ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “Flesh and Blood” (S) (CC)
NCIS Gibbs’ former mother-in-law. (S) NCIS “Double Identity” (S) (CC) Political Animals (N) (CC)
(:01) Necessary Roughness (CC)
(:01) Royal Pains “About Face” (12:01) Political Animals (CC) (:01) ›› “Rendition” (2007) Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese Witherspoon. (CC)
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(HBO) (:05) ››› “Contagion” (2011) Marion Cotillard, Matt Damon. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
True Blood “In the Beginning” (N) (S) The Newsroom “Amen” (N) (CC) True Blood “In the Beginning” (CC) The Newsroom “Amen” (S) (CC)
›› “In Time” (2011, Science Fiction) Justin Timberlake. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) George Lopez: It’s Not Me, It’s You
›› “Life” (1999, Comedy-Drama) Eddie Murphy. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “The Scout” (1994) (CC) (MAX) (3:30) “Titanic” (:45) ››› “Bridesmaids” (2011, Comedy) Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
›› “Horrible Bosses” (2011, Comedy) Jason Bateman. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
Femme Fatales Femme Fatales Femme Fatales (:40) “The Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad” (2012) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:05) ›› “The People Under the Stairs”
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(3:50) ›› “Fever” (1991) Sam Neill. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Harry” (SHOW) Weeds (CC) EpisodesDexter A serial killer reappears. (S) Homeland “Clean Skin” (S) (CC) Weeds (N) (S) EpisodesWeeds (CC) EpisodesWeb Therapy The Real L Word “Leap of Faith” ›› “Night of the Demons” (2009) Monica Keena. (S) ‘R’ (:05) ››› “Dragonslayer”
(2011) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ››› “The Glass Shield” (1994) Michael Boatman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Simon Birch” (TMC) (5:15) › “Abandon” (2002) (CC)
›› “Scream 4” (2011, Horror) Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Scream” (1996, Horror) Neve Campbell, David Arquette. (S) ‘R’
“MILF” (2010, Comedy) Jack Cullison. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
›››› “A Lonely Place to Die” (2011) Melissa George.
(:15) “Sublime” (2007, Horror) Tom Cavanagh, Kathleen York. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ››› “Sherlock Holmes” (2010) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Rising Stars”
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W ComedyComedy › “How High” (2001) Method Man. FturamaFturamaTosh.0SunnySouth Pk
TH ››› “Hot Fuzz” (2007) Simon Pegg.
M Fashion PoliceTrue HollywoodEastEastEastEastKardashianE! News Fashion PoliceOpening ActKardashianKardashianKardashianKardashian
T THS Investigates: Love Behind BarsDoomed by LustFashion PoliceOpening Act
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TH ››› “Whip It” (2009) Ellen Page, Kristen Wiig. EastOpening Act15 Awesomest KardashianKardashianKardashianKardashianKardashian15 Awesomest
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M ››› “The Incredible Hulk” (2008) Liv Tyler ›› “Spider-Man 3” (2007) Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst. ››› “The Departed” (2006) Leonardo DiCaprio. ›› “21” (2008) Jim Sturgess, Kevin Spacey. MotherMother
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TH ›› “Post Grad” (2009) Alexis Bledel. ››› “Adventureland” (2009) › “Me, Myself & Irene” (2000) Jim Carrey. ›› “Anger Management” (2003) ›› “There’s Something About Mary” (1998) MotherMother
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F SmarterSmarter › “The Comebacks” (2007) David Koechner. ›› “Zoolander” (2001) Ben Stiller. ›› “There’s Something About Mary” (1998) MotherMotherMotherMotherTwo Two Two Two (GOLF) Morning Drive Varied Programs PaidPaidVaried Programs CentralVaried (HGTV)
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T Civil War JournalCities/UnderworldCities/UnderworldCities/UnderworldCities/UnderworldThe Saint Valentine’s Day MassacreBrad MeltzerBrad MeltzerBrad MeltzerBrad MeltzerBrad Meltzer
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TH Zone › “The Pumpkin Karver” (2006) ›› “Saw III” (2006) Tobin Bell, Shawnee Smith. › “Saw IV” (2007) Tobin Bell. (CC) ›› “Jeepers Creepers” (2001) (CC) ›› “Jeepers Creepers 2” (2003) (CC)
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He may have just headed into the Wild West to judge “Chopped: Grill Masters” – a five-episode offshoot of the Food Network favorite devoted to the temperamental art of cooking outdoors – but the only person Aaron Sanchez is trying to wrangle when reached by phone is his driver.
Still, he juggles shouting directions to his befuddled chauffeur and talking about the show with an expert cool that would make any “Chopped” contestant proud.
“Everyone thinks that cooking outside is grilling,” Sanchez says, as car horns blare in the background, “but grilling is high heat and fast, and barbecuing is low and slow. What I think is so cool is about this series of “Chopped” is that we’re really making that clear.”
Sanchez is also delighted that the series cut a wide swath in searching for its 16 smoke-happy competitors, tapping the traditional barbecue regions of Tennessee, Texas and the Carolinas but also bringing in grillers from Florida, Connecticut, New Jersey and Hawaii. Still he says, the real thing that sets this “Chopped” throwdown, which airs Sundays, apart from others he has judged is the unshakable confidence of the cooks.
“When you got these grill masters and barbecue experts together,” he says, “they would come up to us and say, ‘I tell ya! I know how to cook a piece of chicken!’ And, ‘I tell ya! I know how to cook a piece of steak!’ ‘You give me some pork, I’ll cook up some pork!’ Everybody was super-secure about the things that they do well. So that made a difference.”
As to what’s on the menu when he does the barbecuing, Sanchez jokingly clarifies we’re not talking about the outdoor pressure cooker that is the Old Tucson Studios set of “Chopped: Grill Masters.”
“Then I like to do a whole hog,” he says. “I marinate it in the Yucatan style – so it’s ancho chile, chile habanero, oregano, tons of sour orange and garlic. I marinate my pig overnight, and then I slow cook it wrapped in banana leaves. Then in the last hour, I take off the banana leaves and let it get crispy. And then I put more citrus on at the end – that’s how you get your skin crispy.”
It’s those big, bold flavors and meaty crunch that he expected to find on the plates put before him on “Grill Masters.” “When you’re outside cooking in the elements,” he says, “the last thing I would be thinking about is subtleties.”
• What are you currently reading?
“I’m reading ‘Near a Thousand Tables: A History of Food’ by Felipe Fernandez-Arnesto.”
• What did you have for dinner last night?
“Roast chicken and a corn hash with a little bit of tomato and fava beans.”
• What is your next project?
“I have a restaurant in Kansas City (Kan.) called Mestizo, and I’m probably opening another one in Houston as well.”
• Where did you go on your last vacation?
“Cape May, N.J., with my family – my wife and my kids.”
“Wild About Trial,” wildabouttrial.com
If you can’t get enough of legal cases in the news, this pay-per-trial website and mobile app (for iPhone and Android) will keep you up to date on 15-20 criminal court cases nationwide.
Created by lawyer Alison Triessl — co-founder, with her psychiatrist father Dr. Lee Bloom, of the Pasadena Recovery Center (featured in VH1’s “Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew”) — it offers news and developments on current cases ranging from Jerry Sandusky to George Zimmerman to gang informant James “Whitey” Bulger.
“The Nostalgia Critic,” blip. tv/nostalgiacritic
Chicago native Douglas Darien “Doug” Walker, aka “That Guy With the Glasses,” is “The Nostalgia Critic,” a foul-mouthed, ill-behaved pop culture addict who takes a humorous, satirical and often sharp-elbowed look at movies and television series from the ’80s and ’90s (and some newer ones). Recent episodes looked at the movies “Signs” and “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen” and “Alien Resurrection” and the TV series “The Simpsons” and “Mr. Magoo.”
“Chick,” whoischick.com/ chick/1-0/
With a first season in the can and a second promised to come soon (or so it says on the website), the comic-book-inspired comedy-drama stars Kai Soremekun, a Toronto-born performer who is also the creator of the series. The site also features Soremekun’s blog, “Just Add Cape,” which focuses on femalecentric issues and the power of intuition.
Tom Hanks. An innocent man enters history from the ’50s to the ’90s. (CC)
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(1:50) ›› “The House of the Spirits” (1993, Drama) Meryl Streep. ‘R’ (CC)
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(:10) ›› “Kalifornia” (1993, Suspense) Brad Pitt. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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(:15) “The Prisoner of Zenda” (1979) (SHOW) (5:00) ››› “The School of Rock” ››› “Fright Night” (2011, Horror) Anton Yelchin, Colin Farrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Franchise Weeds (CC) Franchise EpisodesD.L. Hughley: Reset“Psych:9” (2010) Sara Foster. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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›› “Casino Jack” (2010, Docudrama) Kevin Spacey. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Rubber” (2010) Stephen Spinella. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Hobo With a Shotgun” (2011) Rutger Hauer. (S) ‘NR’
(:45) ›› “Crazy for Love” (2005, Comedy) David Krumholtz. ‘NR’ (CC)
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›› “The Taqwacores” (2010) Bobby Naderi. (S) ‘NR’ ›› “Crossing the Bridge” (1992) Josh Charles. ‘R’ (CC) “The Other Side of the Tracks” (2008)
Range” (2003) Robert Duvall, Kevin Costner. Cattle herdsmen battle a ruthless rancher in 1882. (CC)
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(1982) Charles Bronson, Jill Ireland. (CC) › “Death Wish 3” (1985) Charles Bronson, Deborah Raffin. (CC)
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(AMC) The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman ››› “Death Wish” (1974) Charles Bronson, Hope Lange. (CC)
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PaidPaidPaidPaid ›› “9” (2009) (CC) › “Pandorum” (2009) Dennis Quaid, Ben Foster. ›››› “Close Encounters of the Third Kind” (1977) ›› “Outlander” (2008) James Caviezel. (CC) The Mist (TBN) FaithvilleMaraleeBJ’sCharityKids ClbDooleyWonderBugtimeAuto GdHopkinsGod RocGoliathIshineThe HermieCaterpillrTailsHeroes & LegendsNews ›› “For Pete’s Sake” (1974) (TBS)
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› “Dream House” (2011) Daniel Craig. ‘PG-13’ (CC) Strike Back (S) (CC) (:45) “Sexy Wives Sindrome” (2011) Julie K. Smith. (S) ‘NR’
(:05) › “Dream House” (2011) Daniel Craig. ‘PG-13’ (:40) ›› “Gossip” (2000) James Marsden. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) › “Cherry Falls” (2000, Horror) Michael Biehn, Jay Mohr. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (4:45) ››› “Primary Colors” ‘R’ (:15) ›› “Faster” (2010, Action) Dwayne Johnson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Boxing Robert Guerrero vs. Selcuk Aydin. Guerrero vs. Aydin, interim WBC welterweight title. (N)
› “Hellraiser: Inferno” (2000) Craig Sheffer. ‘R’ (CC)
(:45) “Hellraiser: Hellworld” (2005, Horror) Doug Bradley. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
2012 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH
Franchise Weeds (CC)
EpisodesThe Real L WordPolyamory Mr. ›› “God Bless Ozzy Osbourne” (2010) ‘NR’
› “Hellraiser: Inferno” (2000) Craig Sheffer. ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) “Hellraiser: Hellworld” (2005, Horror) Doug Bradley. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Rumble Fish” (1983, Drama) Matt Dillon. ‘R’
(:40) ›› “Steel Sharks” (1996) Billy Dee Williams. ‘R’
(:05) ›› “Peter and Vandy” (2009) Jason Ritter. Don Friesen (TMC) ›› “I Am Number Four” (2011, Action) Alex Pettyfer. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)