American gymnasts take center stage at Summer Games
By George Dickie © Zap2itNever has third place been so satisfying.
Coming into the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing, the U.S. men’s gymnastics team was shaping up as one of the favorites in the team events. Led by Paul and Morgan Hamm, the Americans were considered a near lock for a silver or even a gold medal.
But then disaster struck. As the games got under way, Paul was forced to withdraw from competition due to hand and shoulder injuries, followed 10 days later by his brother with a bad ankle.
Suddenly, the team with its eyes on the podium was picked to finish out of the top eight and be forgotten. That is, until a scrappy unit led by Houston native Jonathan Horton rallied to the cause and finished with a surprising bronze medal.
Horton, the only male member of that team performing in the medal round at the XXX Summer Olympics in London Monday, July 30, on NBC, recalls that moment on the podium with his teammates as the proudest of his life.
“There was so much effort put into that medal and such a great story that goes behind it,” Horton, who put in the signature performance at those games, says. “People really started doubting that we could even be in the top eight and make it to the team finals.
“And so when we qualified for that team final competition in, I think, sixth place, we kind of went into the meet like, ‘OK, it’s time to prove people wrong. And don’t hold back; give everything you have, and when we leave this competition, make sure everything that we had was left at the competition.’ And so when we won the bronze medal, it was so satisfying to know that we
had kind of beaten the odds and accomplished something great together.”
This time around, there is no flying under the radar for this U.S. team. Horton, at 26, is now considered the graybeard and backbone of a five-man squad whose average age (minus Horton) is under 20.
In fact, with 2011 world championship medalists Danell Leyva (gold), John Orozco (bronze) and Jake Dalton (bronze) in tow, the Americans are considered one of the favorites to win the team gold medal in London.
Still, Horton is taking nothing for granted.
“We know our biggest competitors right now are Japan and China,” he says. “You never know, there always could be some dark horse that sets up, like Great Britain is doing really well and Russia and Germany. But you know, our main competition that we’ve had over the past few years has been Japan and China, and we definitely believe that we can walk away from this Olympics with a gold medal for the team. It hasn’t been done since 1984, and we’ve got the talent, we have the passion, the heart to do it, and I think the other countries know that we are good enough to do it.
“And it’s been a really long time since the U.S. has been able to put pressure on that gold-medal spot, and that’s our expectation. That’s what we want; that’s what we’re shooting for. And I have my own individual goals. I’d like to be a medalist in the all-around ... . But my No. 1 goal, the first thing that’s in my mind is helping our team win a gold medal.”
Horton, who also won a silver in the high bar at Beijing, is adamant when he says that winning an Olympic medal, no matter the color, is a life-changing event, pure and simple.
“Just the attention of being an Olympian itself is just great,” he says, “and if you win a medal,
regardless of the color, you all of a sudden have a platform. You have a platform to tell your story, to be who you want to be and inspire kids. I even had the opportunity to inspire adults.
“I mean, I can’t even begin to tell you how many times I’ve
put my medals around a grown man or woman’s neck, and they get emotional over it because it’s just so powerful,” he continues. “And just the opportunities that have come up, even recently, with people wanting to help me out to make this next Olympics, the sponsors and just the support and family - just everything. I mean, the Olympics is a lifechanging dream come true.”
That dream ostensibly began at age 3, when his parents first noticed their son liked heights, doing such odd things as riding the Horton family garage door to the ceiling and shimmying up a pole in the middle of a Target department store.
“Well honestly, I don’t really remember it myself,” Horton says. “It’s just the story that my mom tells me. And I think that was the first inkling that my parents got that ‘OK, our son is kind of crazy, and he needs to be in a sport like gymnastics.’ You know, anytime your son at the age of 4 climbs a 25-foot pole to the ceiling, he’s got some interesting talent that probably needs to be brought out.
“I did a lot of crazy things,” he continues, “like I used to climb the walls in the house. I taught myself back flips on the bed when I was like 3. And (the Target incident) was kind of the last straw, when they were like, ‘OK, he’s climbing poles like it’s no problem for a 4-year-old. Let’s put him in gymnastics.’ ”
Twenty-two years later, he could find his unusual talent has brought him to a podium in London, where he’d be accepting a gold medal for his country.
ACROSS
1. Actor Florek
5. __ Harmon
9. Setting for “M*A*S*H”
10. Jennifer Garner series
12. “__ Tree Hill”
13. Kill
16. Classic Pontiac
17. Actress Ming-__
18. Moore of “Criminal Minds”
20. “__ Dorado”; movie for John Wayne
21. 1974 best lead actor in a comedy series
DOWN
1. “Community” actor (2)
2. “__ You There, Chelsea?”
3. 90 degrees from NW
4. “__ Bridges”
5. Rudolph, for one
6. Actor Molinaro
7. Trucker’s truck
8. “The Office” actress (2)
9. “__ Coast”; 1968 film for Vera Miles
11. Role on “The Man From U.N.C.L.E.”
14. Sabrina __ Beauf
15. “Pan __” (2011-12)
18. 2005 Matthew McConaughey movie
19. John or Jason
22. Bamboozle
24. Bookish fellow
29. Actor and folk singer Burl
31. Blyth and Jillian
34. Fran Drescher’s role on “The Nanny”
35. Note of the scale
36. “Touched by __ Angel”
37. “__ She Great”; 2000 movie for Bette Midler
40. Role on “Up All Night”
42. Famous chairman
44. Clapton’s initials
46. Most-watched series of the 1998-99 season
PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK
ACTION SPORTS
Sunday
a.m. (SPIKE) Xtreme 4x4 Saturday
a.m. (SPIKE) Xtreme 4x4
a.m. ) The Real Winning Edge
ANTHOLOGY
Saturday
3:00 p.m. % ESPN Sports Saturday
AUTO RACING
Sunday
a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now
Northwest Nationals, Qualifying. (Taped)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: U.S. Cellular 250.
BASEBALL
Sunday
10:00 a.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall
12:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
1:00 p.m. (MSC) Cleveland Indians at Minnesota Twins. (Live) (TBS) Washington Nationals at Milwaukee Brewers. (Live) (WGN-A) MLB Pregame
1:10 p.m. (WGN-A) St. Louis Cardinals at Chicago Cubs. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) MLB Postgame
4:30 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall
a.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Countdown (Live) (MSC) LOKAR Car Show 11:30 a.m. (MSC) Motorhead Garage TV
12:00 p.m. # _ Lucas Oil Off Road Racing (Taped) (ESPN) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Brickyard 400. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Sonoma Nationals. (Same-day Tape)
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Brickyard 400. (Same-day Tape)
Monday 2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Diesel TV
4:00 p.m. (MSC) LOKAR Car Show
4:30 p.m. (MSC) Motorhead Garage TV
Tuesday
1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
Wednesday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
Thursday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
Friday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now
Saturday
8:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV
9:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks!
9:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Pennsylvania 400, Qualifying. (Live)
(SPIKE) MuscleCar
12:00 p.m. % NASCAR 2012
1:00 p.m. % American Le Mans Series: Mid-Ohio. (Live)
3:30 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: U.S. Cellular 250, Qualifying. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Pennsylvania 400, Qualifying.
6:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Countdown (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: U.S. Cellular 250. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing O’Reilly Auto Parts
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Chicago White Sox at Minnesota Twins.
Wednesday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Chicago White Sox at Minnesota Twins. (Live)
1:00 p.m. (WGN-A) MLB Pregame
1:10 p.m. (WGN-A) Pittsburgh Pirates at Chicago Cubs. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
3:30 p.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age
4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) MLB Postgame
BILLIARDS
Sunday
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Boston Red Sox at New York Yankees. (Live)
7:30 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall
10:30 p.m. (MSC) The Game 365
2:00 a.m. (MSC) Cleveland Indians at Minnesota Twins.
2:30 a.m. (ESPN) Boston Red Sox at New York Yankees.
4:00 a.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall
4:30 a.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age
Monday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Cleveland Indians at Minnesota Twins.
1:00 p.m. (WGN-A) MLB Pregame
1:10 p.m. (WGN-A) MLB Baseball
4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) MLB Postgame
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Texas Rangers. (Live)
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Chicago White Sox at Minnesota Twins. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Chicago White Sox at Minnesota Twins.
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Texas Rangers.
Tuesday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Cleveland Indians at Minnesota Twins.
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
(MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Chicago White Sox at Minnesota Twins. (Live)
(WGN-A) Pittsburgh Pirates at Chicago Cubs. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live) (WGN-A) MLB Baseball 6:30 p.m.
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Big League, Final: Teams TBA. (Live) (MSC) Chicago White Sox at Minnesota Twins.
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live 10:30 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall 11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.
Thursday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall
11:00 a.m. (MSC) 50 Greatest Twins
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Chicago White Sox at Minnesota Twins.
12:30 p.m. (WGN-A) Cubs Special
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age
5:00 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Boston Red Sox. (Live) (WGN-A) MLB Baseball
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
(MSC) Twins Live (Live)
11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
FOOTBALL
Web.com: Children’s Hospital Invitational, Final Round. (Same-day Tape)
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Evian Masters, Final Round.
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Web.com: Children’s Hospital Invitational, Final Round.
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30
Saturday
12:00 p.m. ) MLB Player Poll 2:00 p.m. / MLB Player Poll
p.m. (WGN-A) MLB Baseball 5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live) (WGN-A) MLB Pregame 6:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Boston Red Sox. (Live) (WGN-A) Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Chicago White Sox. (Live) 9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live) (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
p.m.
p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live) 9:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Yearbook 10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Top 25 College Football Plays of 2011
Wednesday
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live
(Live)
5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Classic NFL Yearbook
4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
Thursday
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live
(Live)
5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live
6:30 p.m. (ESPN2)
PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) St. Omer Open Highlights
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Atlantis
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Atlantis
4:30
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Friday
9:00 a.m. (GOLF) Web.com: Cox
Classic, Second Round. (Live)
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Champions:
3M Championship, First Round.
11:00 p.m. (MSC) Road to the Octagon
Wednesday
6:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Road to the Octagon
Thursday
9:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed
10:30 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider
11:00 p.m. (MSC) Road to the Octagon
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) MMA Live
12:35 a.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Gymnastics, Swimming, Diving.
2:00 a.m. (CNBC) XXX Summer Olympics Recap. (Taped)
Monday
6:00 a.m. (BRAVO) XXX Summer Olympics Tennis. (Live)
9:00 a.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Swimming, Beach Volleyball, Volleyball, Water Polo, Rowing, Canoeing. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (CNBC) XXX Summer Olympics Boxing. (Same-day Tape)
6:30 p.m. + The Olympic Zone
9:00 a.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Swimming, Beach Volleyball, Volleyball, Water Polo, Cycling, Rowing, Canoeing.
(Live)
4:00 p.m. (CNBC) XXX Summer Olympics Boxing. (Same-day Tape)
6:30 p.m. + The Olympic Zone
7:00 p.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Swimming, Gymnastics, Beach Volleyball, Diving.
(Live)
11:35 p.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Swimming, Cycling.
(Live)
12:35 a.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Swimming, Gymnastics, Beach Volleyball, Diving.
Thursday
6:00 a.m. (BRAVO) XXX Summer Olympics Tennis. (Live)
5:00 a.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Track and Field, Beach Volleyball, Tennis, Volleyball, Water Polo, Basketball, Cycling, Equestrian. (Live)
OUTDOORS
Sunday
6:30 a.m. # Babe Winkelman’s Outdoor Secrets
7:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Bassmasters
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Babe Winkelman’s Good Fishing
9:30 a.m.
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Atlantis 1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Champions
Friday
5:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Karate 2012 U.S. Open - ISKA World Championships. (Taped)
7:00 p.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Swimming, Gymnastics, Diving, Beach Volleyball. (Live)
11:35 p.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Swimming, Canoeing. (Live)
9:00 a.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Swimming, Beach Volleyball, Volleyball, Water Polo, Cycling, Rowing, Canoeing.
(Live)
4:00 p.m. (CNBC) XXX Summer Olympics Boxing. (Same-day Tape)
6:30 p.m. + The Olympic Zone
7:00 p.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Gymnastics, Swimming, Beach Volleyball, Rowing. (Live)
10:30 a.m. (GOLF) Top 10
11:00 a.m.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Thursday
10:30 a.m. (GOLF) Web.com: Cox Classic, First Round. (Live)
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Pregame (Live)
1:00 p.m. (GOLF) WGC Bridgestone Invitational, First Round. (Live)
3:30 p.m. (MSC) Golf Life ’12
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Reno-Tahoe
Open, First Round. (Live)
7:30 p.m. (GOLF) WGC Bridgestone Invitational, First Round.
11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole
12:30 a.m. (GOLF) Reno-Tahoe
Open, First Round.
4:30 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole
1:00 p.m. # _ WGC Bridgestone Invitational, Third Round.
Web.com: Cox Classic, Third Round. (Live)
p.m. (GOLF) Champions: 3M Championship, Second Round.
p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
Midwest Classic Golf
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Reno-Tahoe
Third Round. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) WGC Bridgestone Invitational, Third Round.
p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live) 12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Reno-Tahoe Open, Third Round.
2:00 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: 3M Championship, Second Round.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
HOCKEY
Friday
4:45 a.m. (HBO) Broad Street
Bullies LACROSSE Sunday
1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) MLL Lacrosse Chesapeake Bayhawks at Boston Cannons. (Taped)
MARTIAL ARTS
Sunday 1:00 p.m. ) / UFC’s Road to the Octagon
9:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Unleashed
Tuesday 5:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Unleashed
8:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Karate 2012
U.S. Open - ISKA World Championships. (Taped)
Saturday
3:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Unleashed 7:00 p.m. ) / UFC: Shogun vs. Vera (Live)
OLYMPICS
Sunday
6:00 a.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Gymnastics, Swimming, Cycling, Beach Volleyball, Volleyball, Water Polo. (Live) (BRAVO) XXX Summer Olympics Tennis. (Live)
7:30 a.m. (CNBC) XXX Summer Olympics Boxing. (Live)
2:30 p.m. (CNBC) XXX Summer Olympics Boxing. (Live)
6:00 p.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Gymnastics, Swimming, Diving. (Live)
11:35 p.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Gymnastics, Canoeing. (Live)
12:35 a.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Swimming, Gymnastics, Diving, Beach Volleyball.
Tuesday
6:00 a.m. (BRAVO) XXX Summer Olympics Tennis. (Live)
9:00 a.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Swimming, Beach Volleyball, Volleyball, Water Polo, Canoeing, Rowing. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (CNBC) XXX Summer Olympics Boxing. (Same-day Tape)
6:30 p.m. + The Olympic Zone
7:00 p.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Gymnastics, Swimming, Diving. (Live)
11:35 p.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Swimming, Beach Volleyball. (Live)
12:35 a.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Gymnastics, Swimming, Diving.
Wednesday
6:00 a.m. (BRAVO) XXX Summer Olympics Tennis. (Live)
11:35 p.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Canoeing, Table Tennis. (Live)
12:35 a.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Gymnastics, Swimming, Beach Volleyball, Rowing.
2:00 a.m. (CNBC) XXX Summer Olympics Recap. (Taped)
Friday
6:00 a.m. (BRAVO) XXX Summer Olympics Tennis. (Live)
9:00 a.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Swimming, Track and Field, Beach Volleyball, Water Polo, Rowing. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (CNBC) XXX Summer Olympics Boxing. (Same-day Tape)
6:30 p.m. + The Olympic Zone
7:00 p.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Swimming, Track and Field, Diving, Volleyball, Trampoline. (Live)
11:35 p.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Track and Field, Cycling. (Live)
12:35 a.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Swimming, Track and Field, Diving, Volleyball, Trampoline.
2:00 a.m. (CNBC) XXX Summer Olympics Recap. (Taped)
Saturday
7:30 a.m. (CNBC) XXX Summer Olympics Boxing. (Live)
8:00 a.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Track and Field, Tennis, Beach Volleyball, Volleyball, Water Polo, Cycling, Rowing, Trampoline. (Live)
2:30 p.m. (CNBC) XXX Summer Olympics Boxing. (Live)
6:30 p.m. + The Olympic Zone
7:00 p.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Swimming, Track and Field, Beach Volleyball, Diving. (Live)
11:30 p.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Track and Field, Cycling. (Live)
12:30 a.m. + XXX Summer Olympics Swimming, Track and Field, Beach Volleyball, Diving.
2:00 a.m. (CNBC) XXX Summer Olympics Recap. (Taped)
(MSC) Waters and Woods
9:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Rooster Tales 12
5:30 a.m. # Northland Adventures
RODEO
Sunday
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Bull Riding CBR Silverado Slam. (Taped)
SOCCER
Tuesday
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) New York Red Bulls vs. Tottenham Hotspur. (Live)
Thursday
9:30 p.m. (ESPN2) World Challenge: Los Angeles Galaxy vs. Real Madrid. (Live)
Saturday
4:00 a.m. (MSC) Soccer
TENNIS
Sunday
3:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ATP Tennis U.S. Open Series: Farmers Classic, Final. (Live)
Friday
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ATP Tennis U.S. Open Series: Citi Open, Quarterfinals. (Live)
Saturday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ATP Tennis U.S. Open Series: Citi Open, First Semifinal. (Live)
CABLE CHANNELS
(A&E) The Glades “The Naked Truth”
The Glades “Food Fight” (CC)
The Glades “Old Times” (CC)
The Glades “Public Enemy” (CC)
The Glades “Fountain of Youth” Longmire “Dog Soldier” (CC) Longmire (CC)
Millionaire” (2008, Comedy-Drama)
Patel, Freida Pinto, Madhur Mittal. (S) Flashpoint “Coming to You Live” Flashpoint “Just a Man” (S) (CC) Flashpoint “Behind the Blue Line” (S)
Criminal Minds
“The Crossing” (S)
Criminal Minds
“100” (S) (CC)
Criminal Minds “Conflicted” (CC)
Criminal Minds “52 Pickup” (S) (CC)
Criminal Minds “Safe Haven” (S) (AMC) Mad Men “The Color Blue” (CC) Mad Men A former client returns.
››› “WarGames” (1983, Suspense) Matthew Broderick, Dabney Coleman, Ally Sheedy. (CC)
›› “Commando” (1985, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger. (CC)
››› “First Blood” (1982, Action) Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna. (CC)
›› “Rambo: First Blood Part II” (1985, Action) Sylvester Stallone. (CC)
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TH CSI: Crime SceneJailJailJailJailJailJailJailJail
F GanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGangland (SYFY)
M PaidPaidWarehouse 13Alphas ›› “9” (2009) (CC) ›› “The Village” (2004) Bryce Dallas Howard. › “Mutant Chronicles” (2008) Thomas Jane. ›› “Star Trek: Insurrection” (1998) Treasure
T Ghost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersDestination TruthDestination Truth ›› “Anaconda 3: Offspring” (2008) “Anacondas: Trail of Blood” (2009)
W UrbanUrbanUrbanUrbanUrbanUrbanUrbanUrbanUrbanUrbanUrbanUrbanUrbanUrbanSchool SpiritsSchool SpiritsSchool SpiritsSchool Spirits
TH ZoneZone › “Ghouls” (2008) Kristen Renton. ›› “Open Graves” (2009, Horror) ›› “Children of the Corn” (2009) ›› “Husk” (2010) Devon Graye. (CC) › “The Messengers” (2007, Horror)
M PrinceK. ShookSuperJ. MeyerCrefloJ. HageeParsleyY’r DayBelieverProphGoodMannaBehindJewishLife ToTodayThe 700 ClubJ. HageeEducaPraise the Lord
T Life Graham ClassicDr. to Dr. Super Israel: A
F Meteor Meteor “Meltdown: Days of Destruction” (CC) ›› “2012: Ice Age” (2011) (CC) Category 7: The End of the WorldCategory 7 (TBN)
W Change WinningAgainstProclaim J. Meyer Breaking
TH G. MajestyEducaDiffer Lifestyle Not a
F Dupl’tis Best of Praise The Lord Living Holy (TBS)
M HomeHomePrincePrincePrincePaynePayneBrownsBrownsJimJimHomeAmer.EarlRayRayRayRayFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsKingKing T W
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M (5:00) “Maya” ››› “The Black Stallion” (1979) (:15) “The Land That Time Forgot” ››› “Mysterious Island” (1961) (CC) ›› “The Golden Arrow” (1964) ››› “Jack the Giant Killer” (1962) “3 Worlds-Gullvr”
T (5:45) “Gun Law”“Fighting Gringo”(:15) “Timber Stampede”“Doomed to Die”(:45) ›› “The Fatal Hour”“Cyclone-Horse”(:15) ›› “Dude Cowboy”“Meet Me on Broadway”“The Great Jewel Robber”No W Flying(:45) “Allegheny Uprising”(:15) ›››› “Stagecoach” (1939) ›››› “Red River” (1948) (CC) (:15) ›››› “The Searchers” (1956) (:15) ››› “Rio Bravo” (1959) John Wayne. (:45) ››› “McLintock!” TH › “Naughty Flirt”(:15) ›› “The Barbarian”(:45) “When Ladies Meet”(:15) “The Prizefighter and the Lady” ›››› “Libeled Lady”(:45) “Wife vs. Secretary”“The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer”“Mr. Blandings”
F Tarzan“Tarzan and the Huntress”“Tarzan-Leopard”“Tarzan and the Amazons”“Tarzan’s Desert Mystery” ›› “Tarzan Triumphs”“Tarzan-N.Y.”“Tarzan’s Secret Treasure”(:15) “Tarzan Finds a Son!”Tarzan
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(TNT) Angel Charmed Charmed SupernaturalSupernaturalLas VegasLas VegasThe CloserVaried Programs The MentalistThe Mentalist
(TOON) Hero: BeyPokéNinjaGoMovie ScoobyScoobyAlmostJohnnyJohnnyLooney TunesScoobyMADAdvenAdvenGumballJohnnyJohnnyRegularRegularGumball (TRAV) PaidPaidPaidPaidHunt IntlHunt IntlHomesHomesVaried Programs No ReservationBizarre FoodsFoodFoodNo ReservationBizarre Foods (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidIn Session Varied Programs CopsCops
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››› “Contagion” (2011) (S) (CC) ››› “Bend It Like Beckham” (2002) › “Vampires Suck” (2010) Art
TH Waking ›› “In Time” (2011) (S) (CC) › “Gulliver’s Travels” (S) ››› “Crazy, Stupid, Love.” (2011) ››› “Another Earth” (CC) ››› “Intolerable Cruelty”(:15) ›› “Ramona and Beezus” (S) ›› “In Time” (S)
M › “The Wizard”(:15) ›› “K-9” (1989) James Belushi. “What’s Love Got to Do With It” (1993) › “Sniper 2” (2002) (S) (CC) (:35) ›› “Devil” (2010) (S) ›› “Horrible Bosses” (S) (:45) ›››› “Titanic” (1997) (S) (CC)
T (:10) ›› “Dudley Do-Right” ›› “Sex and the City 2” (2010) (S) (CC) › “Dream House” (2011) (S) ›› “Road House” (1989) (S) (CC) (:45) ››› “The Rundown” (2003) (S) ›› “Judge Dredd” (1995) (:15) “Fast Five”
F (5:30) “Up Close & Personal”(:45) › “Glitter” (2001) Mariah Carey. ››› “In America” (2002) Board ›› “Welcome to Mooseport” (2004) ›› “Evening” (2007) Claire Danes. “About Face”Bourne ›› “The Saint” (MAX)
W (:10) › “Yogi Bear” (2010) “Harry Potter Deathly Hallows”(:40) ››› “The Dream Team” (1989) (:35) ››› “28 Days Later” (2002) (S) ›› “Conviction” (2010) Hilary Swank. (:20) “The Nutty Professor” ›› “Waterworld”
TH “Adventures-Rck”(6:50) ››› “Amistad” (1997) Morgan Freeman. ›› “Air America” (1990) Mel Gibson. ›› “The Thing” (2011) (S) (:15) ››› “Love Actually” (2003) Hugh Grant. ››› “Unstoppable” (2010) “Grosse Pointe”
M Celtic ›› “Griff the Invisible” (S) (:05) “Les Formidables” (2006) (CC) (:05) ››› “Spinning Boris” (2003) (:10) ›› “Crazy for Love”(:45) ›› “Pete Smalls Is Dead” (S) ›› “The Beaver” (2011) (S) “Swinging With”
T (5:45) “Buck” (S) “In the Presence of Mine Enemies” ››› “The Glass Shield” (1994) (S) ››› “Simon Birch” (1998) (S) (CC) ››› “Dead Again” (1991) (S) (CC) ›› “The Tempest” (2010) (S) (CC) “Another Happy”
W (:15) ›› “The Golden Bowl” (2000) (S) (CC) ›› “The Lucky Ones” (2008) (S) “Love’s Kitchen” (2011) (S) ›› “Cracks” (2009) (S) (:45) ›› “Ground Control” (1998) ››› “Panic” (2000) (S) ›› “Powder” (S)
F (:15) ›› “Eddie” (1996) (S) (CC) ›› “The Dilemma” (2011) (S) (CC) “The Adjustment Bureau” (S) (:40) ›› “Life as We Know It” (2010) (:40) ›› “50 First Dates” (2004) (S) (:20) ››› “The American”(:05) “Hard Rain” (SHOW)
TH “Santa-Muscles”(:15) › “Thirst” (2008) Lacey Chabert. “Adam Resurrected” (2008) (S) (CC) “The Freebie” (2010) (S) (:25) ›› “The Big Empty” ›› “Holy Rollers” (2010) “Nobel Son” (2007) Alan Rickman. (S) Five
M Mysteri(:40) “Children on Their Birthdays” (S) ››› “Outsourced” (2006) (:15) “The Other Side of the Tracks”(11:50) › “Texas Rangers”(:20) ›› “Casino Jack” (S) (:15) “Daydream Nation” (2010) (S) “Billy Jack” T Fallout(:40) ››› “The Company Men” (S) ›› “The Missing Person”(:15) ›› “Dr. T & the Women” (2000) (S) (:25) ›› “Camilla” (1994) ›› “Dummy” (2003) (S) (:35) ››› “American Heart” (1992) Cere
W Acciden ›› “Walter and Henry” (S) “The Inspectors” (1998) (CC) (:45) ›› “Vanity Fair” (2004) Premiere. (S) (CC) “My Life’s in Turnaround”(:45) ›› “Xanadu” (1980) (CC) ›› “Love & Sex” (2000) “Chasing Amy”
F (5:15) ››› “The Game” ››› “Simon Birch” (1998) (S) (CC) ››› “Thunder Soul” (S) “Tomorrow, When the War”(:45) “Love Birds” (2011) Rhys Darby. ›› “Dr. T & the Women” (2000) (:45) ››› “The Game” (S) (TMC)
TH Reck(:35) “Altitude” (2010) (S) (:15) ›› “Gross Anatomy” (1989) (:05) “Blessed & Cursed” (2010) (S) “One Way to Valhalla” (CC) (:35) › “Scorpio One” (S) (:15) “Womb” (2010) Eva Green. (CC) “On the Inside”
F Big(:45) “The Ramen Girl” (2008) (CC) ›› “The Ascent” (1994) (S) (:15) ›› “The Tempest” (2010) (S) (:10) “Love Shack” (2010) (S) (:45) ›› “Square Grouper” (2011) “Red” (2008) Brian Cox. (CC) “The Deceivers”
Ruth Reichl brings expertise to ‘Top Chef Masters’
Ruth Reichl has spent most of her adult life – and all of her career – putting her experiences with food into words. As a former food guru for the Los Angeles Times and The New York Times, the celebrated editor-in-chief of Gourmet Magazine until its confounding demise in 2009, and now editorial advisor for the Web’s Gilt Taste, Reichl’s writings have advised and tantalized international foodies for decades.
When Bravo offered her a judging stint on Season 3 of Top Chef Masters, Reichl signed on as a lark and enjoyed it so much that she’s back for the series’ fourth session now airing on Wednesdays. And thanks to her decades-long reign at the epicenter of food culture, she’s found plenty of familiar faces in the new crop of contestants.
“A lot of these chefs are people whose careers I know well,” Reichl says, “so for me, it’s an interesting group. And as the field narrows, it becomes more and more interesting, because you’re looking at competing philosophies. It turns into a really fascinating competition.” And, Reichl says, a delightfully civilized one.
“One thing that I think is quite different about this year from last year is that there is a level of camaraderie between these chefs which is extraordinary,” she explains. “What I love about chefs is their generosity – it’s hard to be a chef if you don’t have a generous soul – and you really get to see that.”
Asked if she’s stunned by the blunders that even experts make in the heat of battle, Reichl offers a reminder of what a chef’s job description truly entails. “People think of chefs as cooks – but most chefs don’t cook much,” she says. “Chefs are like CEOs; their job is to get the people in the kitchen to translate their vision.
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So it’s not that surprising, because a lot of these people haven’t spent a lot of time cooking for quite a while.” Still Reichl would rather see the masters produce a flawed masterstroke than play it safe in pursuit of perfection.
“I am never one for playing it safe!” she says, laughing. “Not in writing. Not in life. Not in food. In ‘Top Chef Masters,’ the burden is to take that
“Why It Crackles,” www. crackle.com/c/Why_It_Crackles
Sony’s Web network offers a series that looks at current releases and explains “Why we’d pay to see these movies in the theaters.” Among the films currently being examined — including interviews with the stars and filmmakers — are “The Amazing Spider-Man,” “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter,” “That’s My Boy,” “Prometheus,” “MIB3,” “The Avengers,” “The Three Stooges” and “The Hunger Games.”
the plate!”
•What are your three must-haves in your fridge or pantry?
“Really good butter, lemons and really good fish sauce.”
•What did you have for dinner last night?
“I had a wonderful boiled lobster and a Caesar salad at Pearl Oyster Bar in New York. It’s one of my favorite restaurants.”
•What is your next project?
“I’m finishing up the novel in the next few weeks, and then I’m moving on to a cookbook that comes off my Twitter feed.”
•Where did you go on your last vacation?
“I went to Tuscany. My husband and I were invited to a friend’s retreat – he invited 28 of us, including Kathleen Sebelius, the secretary of health and human services, to come and talk about important things and hang out and eat really well and look at art. It was wonderful.”
“Machinima: Mortal Kombat: Legacy,” www.youtube. com/show/mortalkombatlegacy
From the online network for gamers comes a live-action series based on “Mortal Kombat,” a series of fighting games created by Ed Boon and John Tobias that has also spawned music and feature films. The new Web series stars Michael Jai White (“Spawn”), Darren Shahlavi (“Bloodmoon,” “Tai Chi Boxer”), Jeri Ryan (“Star Trek: Voyager,” “Body of Proof”) and Tamoh Penniket (“Battlestar Galactica,” “Dollhouse”).
“Tom Hanks’ Electric City,” electriccity.yahoo.com
Having premiered July 17 on “Yahoo! Screen,” the animated series from Playtone and Reliance Entertainment stars series creator Tom Hanks in a 90-minute, action-packed sci-fi story set in a futuristic, dystopian metropolis with a peaceful veneer and a roiling criminal underbelly. The 10 five- to-seven-minute episodes feature the voices of Hanks, Jeanne Tripplehorn, Holland Taylor, Ginnifer Goodwin, Jason Antoon, Chris Parnell, Paul Scheer, June Diane Raphael and Georg Stanford Brown.
(1972, Crime Drama) Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, James Caan.
tries to hold his empire together. (CC)
›››› “The Godfather” (1972, Crime Drama) Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, James Caan. A mafia patriarch tries to hold his empire together. (CC)
Kelly” (1958) Charles Bronson, Susan Cabot. (CC)
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(ESPN) MLB Baseball: Angels at Rangers Baseball TonightSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) MLB Baseball: Angels at Rangers SportsCenterSportsCenter
(ESPN2) NFL Live (N) (CC) Film Room ››› “Senna” (2010) The life and career of race-car driver Ayrton Senna.
››› “Elevate” (2011, Documentary) Premiere. Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC)
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Conan Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) “Lies of the Heart: The Story of Laurie Kellogg” (1994) Jennie Garth. Premiere.
MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ›› “The 3 Worlds of Gulliver” ››› “Five Came Back” (1939) Chester Morris. (CC) ›› “Island in the Sky” (1953, Drama) John Wayne, Lloyd Nolan. (CC) ›› “Plunder of the Sun” (1953) Glenn Ford. (CC)
›› “Valley of the Kings” (1954) Robert Taylor. (CC) (:45) ››› “Sinbad the Sailor” (1947) Douglas Fairbanks Jr. (CC) (DVS) (:45) ›› “A Thousand and One Nights” (1945, Fantasy) Cornel Wilde. “Gun Law” (TLC) Cake Boss (CC) Cake Boss (CC) CakeCakeFour Houses (N) Cake Boss (CC) CakeCakeFour Houses (S) Cake Boss (CC) PopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPeoplePeople (TNT) The Mentalist (S) The CloserThe Closer (N) Perception (N) The CloserPerception (CC)
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(12:05) ›› “Shutter Island” (2010) Leonardo DiCaprio. A 1950s lawman hunts an escaped murderess. (CC)
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PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) (5:00) › “Something Borrowed” The Newsroom “Bullies” (S) (CC) “About Face: Supermodels”
(:15) George Lopez: It’s Not Me, It’s You (S) (CC)
REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) ›› “In Time” (2011, Science Fiction) Justin Timberlake. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:20) ›› “Man on Fire” (2004, Crime Drama) Denzel Washington, Dakota Fanning. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(3:50) ››› “Fargo” (1996) Frances McDormand. ‘R’ (CC) Conchords (MAX) (3:45) ›››› “Titanic” (1997) (S) ›› “Bird on a Wire” (1990, RomanceComedy) Mel Gibson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Horrible Bosses” (2011) Jason Bateman. ‘NR’ (:45) “The Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad” (2012) ‘NR’ (CC) (12:05) ›› “Green Lantern” (2011, Action) Ryan Reynolds. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Life on Top (S) ›› “Mercury Rising” (1998, Suspense) Bruce Willis. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:20) ››› “Win Win” (2011) Paul Giamatti. ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) “Swinging” ››› “The Help” (2011) Viola Davis. An aspiring writer captures the experiences of black women. Weeds (CC) EpisodesWeb Therapy Weeds (CC) EpisodesWeb Therapy “The Penthouse” (2009) Rider Strong. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Windtalkers” (2002, War) Nicolas Cage, Adam Beach. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Open Set: Ep “Beware the Gonzo” (2010) Zoë Kravitz. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:45) “Buck” (TMC) “Billy Jack Goes to Washington”
›› “Trespass” (1992, Action) Bill Paxton, Ice-T, William Sadler. ‘R’ ›› “Scream 4” (2011, Horror) Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Hard Ride to Hell” (2010) Miguel Ferrer. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:35) “Bewitched Housewives” (2007) Beverly Lynne. (1:55) “Sacrifice” (2011) Cuba Gooding Jr. ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Detention” (2010) David Carradine. ‘NR’ (CC) “Fallout” (1998) Daniel Baldwin. (S)
TUESDAY EVENING JULY 31, 2012
(AMC) (3:00) ›››› “The Godfather” ›››› “The Godfather, Part II” (1974, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Robert Duvall, Diane Keaton. Michael Corleone moves his father’s crime family to Las Vegas. (CC)
›››› “The Godfather, Part II” (1974, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Robert Duvall, Diane Keaton. Michael Corleone moves his father’s crime family to Las Vegas. (CC)
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(ESPN) Baseball TonightWorld/PokerWorld/PokerBaseball TonightSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) Soccer New York Red Bulls vs. Tottenham Hotspur. From Harrison, N.J. (N)
››› “Fire in Babylon” (2010) Premiere. NFL Yearb’k NFL Live (N) (CC) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) NFL Live (CC) 2012 World Series of Poker 2012 World Series of Poker SportsNation (CC) Top 25 College Football Plays Mike and Mike in the Morning (N)
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Two Two ›› “Step Brothers” (2008, Comedy) ›› “Step Brothers” (2008, Comedy) › “The Bounty Hunter” (2010) Jennifer Aniston.
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››› “The Scarlet Pimpernel” (1935) Leslie Howard. (:45) ›› “British Agent” (1934) Kay Francis. (:15) ››› “49th Parallel” (1941) Eric Portman. U-boat Nazi and comrades invade Canada.
››› “There’s Always a Woman” (1938, Suspense) ›› “The Famous Ferguson Case” (1932) Joan Blondell. › “Miss Pinkerton” (1932) Joan Blondell, George Brent. ›› “Flying Leathernecks” (TLC) Craft Wars (CC) What Not to WearWhat Not to WearCraft Wars (N) (S) What Not to WearWhat Not to WearCraft Wars (CC) Craft Wars (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidLittle People (TNT) Rizzoli & IslesRizzoli & IslesRizzoli & Isles (N) Franklin & BashRizzoli & IslesFranklin & BashCSI: NY (S) (CC) Rizzoli & IslesLaw & Order (S) Cold Case (CC) Smallville (CC) Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) AdvenDramaLevel UpAdvenKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSquidMetalAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenBooshMetalKing/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) FoodFoodMysteries-MuseumThe SmithsonianMysteries-MuseumBizarre FoodsThe SmithsonianMysteries-MuseumBizarre FoodsMysteries-MuseumPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnWorld’s Dumbest...PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnWorld’s Dumbest...The InvestigatorsForensic PaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Home Improve. Home Improve. Raymond Raymond Retired at 35 (N) Cleveland King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Retired at 35 The Soul Man ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) 3’s Company 3’s Company Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit White Collar “Parting Shots” (N)
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(HBO) ››› “Game Change” (2012, Docudrama) Julianne Moore. (S) (CC)
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True Blood (S) (CC) ››› “Cedar Rapids” (2011) Ed Helms. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “What’s Your Number?” (2011) Anna Faris, Chris Evans. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) ›› “American Wedding” (2003) Jason Biggs. ‘R’
› “For Richer or Poorer” (1997) (S) (MAX) (5:15) ›› “Fast Five” (2011) Vin Diesel. (S) ‘PG-13’
› “Dream House” (2011) Daniel Craig. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ››› “Galaxy Quest” (1999) Tim Allen. ‘PG’ (CC) Femme Fatales (:15) Strike Back (S) (CC)
“Voyeur’s Web” (2011, Adult) Ruby Knox. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “A Nightmare on Elm Street” (2010) (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ››› “The Game” (1997, Suspense) Michael Douglas, Sean Penn. ‘R’ (:35) ›› “The Hunted” (2003) Tommy Lee Jones. ‘R’ (:10) “Visions of Passion” (2003) Ava Lake. ‘NR’ (CC) “Satin” (2010) Melissa Joan Hart. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “The Accidental Spy” (2001)
(:05) › “Red Riding Hood” (2011) Amanda Seyfried. (CC) (:45) ›› “Spy Hard” (1996) Leslie Nielsen. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:00) ››› “Another Happy Day” Weeds (CC) Web Therapy ››› “Primary Colors” (1998, Comedy-Drama) John Travolta, Emma Thompson. ‘R’ EpisodesWeeds (CC) The Real L Word ››› “The Constant Gardener” (2005, Drama) Ralph Fiennes. ‘R’ (:40) ›› “Bob Funk” (2009, Comedy) Michael Leydon Campbell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Till Human Voices Wake Us” (2002) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:30) ›› “Ceremony” (2010) ‘R’ “Hellraiser: Hellworld” (2005) Doug Bradley. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) › “Hellraiser: Inferno” (2000) Craig Sheffer. ‘R’ (CC)
WEDNESDAY
Paid Program Paid Program (AMC) (3:00) “Godfather Part III” (1990)
››› “Scarface” (1983, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Michelle Pfeiffer, Steven Bauer. A Cuban immigrant fights to the top of Miami’s drug trade. (CC)
››› “Scarface” (1983, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Michelle Pfeiffer, Steven Bauer. A Cuban immigrant fights to the top of Miami’s drug trade. (CC)
››› “Get Shorty” (1995, Comedy) John Travolta, Gene Hackman. (CC) Paid Program Nopalea with (AP) Gator Boys (CC) Tanked: UnfilteredWildmanWildmanWildmanWildmanTanked: UnfilteredWildmanWildmanWildmanWildmanGator Boys (CC) Tanked: UnfilteredWildmanWildmanWildmanWildmanOranguEden (BRAVO) Top Chef MastersMillion Dollar LAMillion Dollar LATop Chef MastersHappensTop Chef MastersTop Chef MastersMillion Dollar LAMatchmHappensHappensPaidPaidPaidPaidMatchmaker (CNBC) Summer Oly.CNBC ReportsAmerican GreedAmerican GreedMad MoneyAmerican GreedAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) ColbertDailySouth PkSouth PkFturamaFturamaFturamaSouth PkDailyColbertFturamaSouth PkDailyColbertSunny(:34) › “Fired Up” (2009) (CC) ComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid
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Conan Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) › “Blue Streak” (1999, Comedy) Martin Lawrence, Luke Wilson. (CC) (DVS) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:45) ››› “McLintock!” (CC)
››› “She Wore a Yellow Ribbon” (1949) John Wayne. (CC) (DVS)
››› “They Were Expendable” (1945, War) Robert Montgomery, John Wayne. (CC) (DVS)
››› “Operation Pacific” (1951, War) John Wayne, Patricia Neal, Ward Bond.
››› “Trouble Along the Way” (1953) John Wayne, Donna Reed. (CC)
››› “Tall in the Saddle” (1944, Western) John Wayne. › “The Great Divide” (1930) (TLC) Virgin Diaries (S) Toddlers & TiarasToddlers & TiarasMy Teen and IToddlers & TiarasMy Teen and IToddlers & TiarasVirgin Diaries (S) PopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidLittle People (TNT) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) Dallas (N) (CC) The Mentalist (S) Dallas (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Rizzoli & IslesLaw & Order (S) NUMB3RS (CC) Smallville “Prey” Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) AdvenJohnnyNinjaGoBen 10King/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSquidMetalAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenBooshMetalKing/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) FoodFoodFoodFoodSandSandBggg Bggg FoodFoodSandSandBggg Bggg FoodFoodFoodFoodPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...RepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoBait CarBait CarRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoBait CarBait CarThe InvestigatorsForensicPaid PaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Home Improve. Home Improve. Raymond Raymond The Soul Man (N) The Exes (N) King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens The Soul Man The Exes’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) 3’s Company 3’s Company Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS Suspect is presumed dead. (S) NCIS “Two-Faced” (S) (CC) (DVS) Royal Pains “Manimal” (N) (CC) (:01) Necessary Roughness (N) (:02) Suits An unorthodox case. (CC) (:02) Royal Pains “Manimal” (CC) (12:02) Necessary Roughness (CC) (:02) House “Open and Shut” (CC) (:01) House “The Choice” (S) (CC)
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(HBO) (5:30) › “The Art of Getting By”
››› “Contagion” (2011, Suspense) Marion Cotillard. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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(:15) ››› “American Psycho” (2000, Horror) Christian Bale. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “The Limits of Control” (2009, Drama) Isaach De Bankolé. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Waking Ned Devine” ‘PG’
(MAX) (5:00) ›› “Waterworld” (1995) (S) (:15) ›› “Larry Crowne” (2011) Tom Hanks. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
› “The Haunting” (1999, Horror) Liam Neeson, Owen Wilson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Femme Fatales ››› “Mad Max” (1979) Mel Gibson. ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) Lingerie (S) (:35) Lingerie (S)
(:10) “Endure” (2010) Devon Sawa. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:45) ›› “Dreaming of Joseph Lees” (1999) Samantha Morton. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Adventure” (SHOW) (5:00) ›› “Powder” (1995) ‘PG-13’
›› “Scream 4” (2011, Horror) Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Franchise Weeds (CC)
“Pros & Ex-Cons” (2005) Sam Worthington. ‘R’ (CC) (:35) “Batbabe: The Dark Nightie” (2009) Darian Caine.
››› “Easier With Practice” (2009) Brian Geraghty. (:45) “Mr. Nice” (2010) Rhys Ifans. Based on the life of notorious drug smuggler Howard Marks. (S) ›› “Reckless Disregard” (1985)
Franchise Episodes › “Twelve” (2010, Drama) Chace Crawford. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) › “Death Racers” (2008, Action) Violent J, Raven. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Circle” (2010, Horror) Gail O’Grady. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “Closed for Winter” (2009) Natalie Imbruglia. ‘NR’ “Santa” (TMC) (5:00) ››› “Chasing Amy” ‘R’ “Fifty Pills” (2006, Comedy) Lou Taylor Pucci. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “High Life” (2009) Timothy Olyphant. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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(3:00) ››› “Scarface” (1983)
››› “Donnie Brasco” (1997) Al Pacino. A mob lackey unknowingly takes an FBI agent under his wing. (CC)
››› “Donnie Brasco” (1997) Al Pacino. A mob lackey unknowingly takes an FBI agent under his wing. (CC) Breaking Bad “Hazard Pay” Small Town (:33) ››› “The Public Enemy” (1931) James Cagney. Premiere. Small Town Paid Program Paid Program (AP) Viking WildernessViking WildernessYellowstone: Battle for Life (S) (CC) Viking WildernessYellowstone: Battle for Life (S) (CC) Viking WildernessViking WildernessAnimals StrikeRattlesnakeOranguEden (BRAVO) Million Dollar LAMillion Dollar LAHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHappensHousewives/NJMillion Dollar LAMiss AdvisedMatchmHappensHappensPaidPaidPaidPaidMatchmaker (CNBC) Summer Oly.Crime Inc. (N) Crime Inc.CNBC TitansMad MoneyCrime Inc.To Be AnnouncedPaidPaidSummer Oly.Worldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) ColbertDailyChapSouth PkSouth PkThe Comedy Central RoastDailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0DailyColbertSunnyWork.The Comedy Central RoastComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid
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MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) “Mr. Blandings Builds House”
›››› “The Best Years of Our Lives” (1946) Fredric March. Three World War II veterans come home. (CC)
›››› “The Thin Man” (1934) William Powell. (:45) ››› “Cheaper by the Dozen” (1950) Clifton Webb. (:15) ›› “Penthouse” (1933, ComedyDrama) Warner Baxter, Myrna Loy.
››› “Test Pilot” (1938, Adventure) Clark Gable, Myrna Loy. (CC)
›› “Tarzan and the Mermaids” (TLC) Four Houses (S) Four Weddings (S) Four Weddings (N) Four Weddings (N) Four Weddings (S) Four Weddings (S) Four Weddings (S) Four Houses (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidLittle People (TNT) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) Rizzoli & IslesCSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC)
Rizzoli & IslesLaw & Order (S) NUMB3RS (CC) Smallville (CC) Angel “Epiphany” (TOON) AdvenAdvenAnnoyRegularChilChilChilChilChilChilChilChilChilChilChilChilChilChilChilChilChilChilLooneyRedakai (TRAV) FoodFoodSandSandTrip FlipTrip FlipTop Top CoasterWatTrip FlipTrip FlipTop Top CoasterWatSandSandPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...ClipaholicsMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...ClipaholicsMost ShockingThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Home Improve. Home Improve. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens The King of Queens (S) (CC) ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) 3’s Company 3’s Company Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “Broken Bird” (S) (CC) NCIS A murder is caught on tape. (S) Burn Notice “Reunion” (N) (CC)
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(HBO) (5:00) ›› “In Time”
(2011) (CC)
››› “Crazy, Stupid, Love.” (2011) Steve Carell. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) The Newsroom “Bullies” (S) (CC)
True Blood (S) (CC) Cathouse Real Sex ››› “Boogie Nights” (1997) Mark Wahlberg. A porn star’s ego leads to his downfall. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ›› “Girl 6” (1996, Drama) Theresa Randle, Spike Lee. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
The UCLA Dynasty (S) (CC) “Up Close” (MAX) (5:10) “Grosse Pointe Blank” ‘R’
›››› “Almost Famous” (2000) Billy Crudup, Kate Hudson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “X-Men: First Class” (2011, Action) James McAvoy. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) Zane’s Sex Chronicles Feature 4: Climax A compilation of episodes. (S)
(12:50) › “Child’s Play 3” (1991) Justin Whalin. ‘R’ (CC)
(:20) Life on Top (2:50) “House of the Rising Sun” (2011) Dave Bautista.
(:20) ›› “She’s the One” (1996) Jennifer Aniston. ‘R’ (SHOW) (5:30) ›››› “Five Fingers” ‘R’
“The Bang Bang Club” (2010, Drama) Ryan Phillippe. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) The Real L Word (N) Polyamory Mr. The Real L WordPolyamory Mr. “Jolene” (2008, Drama) Jessica Chastain, Dermot Mulroney. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) “South of Pico” (2007) Kip Pardue. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Sherlock Holmes” (2010) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:15) ››› “The Game” (1997) ‘R’ (TMC) (5:15) “On the Inside” (2011) (S) ‘R’
› “The Skulls” (2000) Joshua Jackson. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
› “The Skulls II” (2002) Robin Dunne. ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ›› “The Skulls III” (2003, Suspense) Clare Kramer. Premiere. ‘PG-13’ “Addicted to Her Love” (2006) John Patrick Amedori. (:15) “Voyeur: The Motion Picture” (2003) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “Steal” (2002) Stephen Dorff. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “The Big Green” (1995) ‘PG’
(1987) Kevin Costner. Incorruptible government agents move against Al Capone. ›› “Wise Guys” (1986, Comedy) Danny DeVito, Joe Piscopo. ››› “The Public Enemy” (1931) (AP) Swamp Wars (S) Swamp Wars (S) Swamp Wars (S) Swamp Wars (N) Swamp Wars (S) Swamp Wars (S) Swamp Wars (S) Swamp Wars (S) Swamp Wars (S) Swamp Wars (S) Swamp Wars (S) Big CatBig Cat (BRAVO) ››› “Starship Troopers” (1997) ›› “Mission: Impossible” (1996) Tom Cruise. ›› “Mission: Impossible” (1996) Tom Cruise. › “Highlander: Endgame” (2000) PaidPaidPaidPaid“Starship Troop” (CNBC) Summer Oly.The Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC)
Mad MoneyThe Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC)
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(ESPN2) (4:00) ATP Tennis U.S. Open Series: Citi Open, Quarterfinals. (N) (Live)
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(NBCSN) Summer Oly.MLS Soccer: Red Bulls at Dynamo To Be Announced Poker After DarkPoker After DarkPaidPaidXXX Summer Olympics (NICK) Figure ItVictoKung FuKung FuHollywood HeightsGeorgeGeorgeFriendsFriendsHollywood HeightsFriendsFriendsChrisYesDearYesDearGeorge GeorgeBradyBradyTBAT.U.F.F.T.U.F.F.
(SPIKE) Gangland (CC) ››› “Independence Day” (1996) Will Smith, Bill Pullman. ››› “Independence Day” (1996) Will Smith. (S) Gangland (CC) Gangland (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) Category 7WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Lost Girl (N) (CC) Warehouse 13 (S) Lost Girl (S) (CC) Alphas Stargate SG-1 (S) “2012: Ice Age”The Twilight ZoneThe Twilight ZonePaidPaid (TBN) SuperPottersBehindReportHarvestP. StonePraise the Lord (CC) PriceFocusSecretsCrefloIsrael: Journey of ReflecXtremeImpactRampStoriesStoryCherubPhphy (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) House of Payne House of Payne Better Worse Better Worse ›› “17 Again” (2009) Zac Efron. A 37-year-old man miraculously transforms into a teenager.
››› “Tarzan, the Ape Man” (1932) Johnny Weissmuller. (CC) (DVS)
››› “Tarzan and His Mate” (1934, Adventure) Johnny Weissmuller. (CC)
(:20) The Office
›› “Tarzan Escapes” (1936) Johnny Weissmuller. (:45) ›› “Jungle Jim” (1948) Johnny Weissmuller.
›› “The Lost Tribe” (1949) Johnny Weissmuller. ›› “Pygmy Island” (1950) Johnny Weissmuller.
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(11:50) › “College Road Trip” (2008) Martin Lawrence. (:35) ›› “Rat Race” (2001, Comedy) Rowan Atkinson, John Cleese, Whoopi Goldberg. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) Tarzan: Silver Screen King
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››› “The Bourne Ultimatum” (2007) (CC)
››› “The Bourne Identity” (2002) (CC)
››› “The Bourne Supremacy” (CC) (:15)
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(:01) Burn Notice “Reunion” (CC)
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(:01) ››› “Hairspray” (2007) John Travolta, Nikki Blonsky. (CC) Monk (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherMLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Los Angeles Dodgers. (N) 30 RockScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaSouth PkSouth PkDeathPaidPaidSingAdelante
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(HBO) (5:00) ›› “The Saint” (1997) (CC) The Newsroom “Bullies” (S) (CC)
›› “Due Date” (2010) Robert Downey Jr. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Boardwalk ›› “The Art of War” (2000, Suspense) Wesley Snipes. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Live!” (2007) Eva Mendes, Eric Lively. ‘R’ (CC)
(:40) ›› “Hatchet II” (2010) Kane Hodder. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) › “I Know What You Did Last Summer” (1997) ‘R’
(:45) Broad Street Bullies (S) (CC) I Can’t Do (MAX) “Hard Rain” ‘R’ (:45) ›› “Fast Five” (2011) Vin Diesel. Dom Toretto and company ramp up the action in Brazil. Strike Back (S) (CC)
Femme Fatales Strike Back (S)
(:15) “Baby Dolls Behind Bars” (2012) Jazy Berlin.
(:40) ››› “Ruthless People” (1986) Danny DeVito. ‘R’
(:15) ›› “In the Cut” (2003, Suspense) Meg Ryan. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ›››› “Mean Streets” (1973, Crime Drama) Robert De Niro. ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (4:45) ››› “The Game” (1997) ‘R’ ›› “Red” (2010, Action) Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Doug Stanhope: Before Turning Franchise Weeds (CC) EpisodesPolyamory Mr. The Real L Word“All Good Things” (2010) Ryan Gosling. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) “Sex and Breakfast” (2007) Macaulay Culkin. ‘R’
(:15) “Swinging With the Finkels” (2010) Mandy Moore. “BenjiHunted” (TMC) (5:05) ›› “The Deceivers” (1988) “Dead Man Running” (2009, Action) Danny Dyer. ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Drive Angry” (2011, Action) Nicolas Cage. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“The Grind” (2009) C. Thomas Howell. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
›› “Windtalkers” (2002, War) Nicolas Cage, Adam Beach. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) “No. 1 Cheerleader Camp” (2010, Comedy) Jay Gillespie. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
›› “Creation” (2009, Biography) Paul Bettany. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
“Machine Gun Kelly” (1958) Charles Bronson, Susan Cabot. (CC)
››› “Miller’s Crossing” (1990, Crime Drama) Gabriel Byrne, Albert Finney, Marcia Gay Harden.
››› “Donnie Brasco” (1997) Al Pacino. A mob lackey unknowingly takes an FBI agent under his wing. (CC)
››› “Cop Land” (1997, Crime Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Harvey Keitel, Ray Liotta.
››› “Scarface” (1983) Al Pacino. (AP) Human Planet (S) Hillbilly Handfishin’Dogs 101 (CC) It’s Me or the DogMy Cat From HellMy Cat From HellMy Cat From HellMy Cat From HellMy Cat From HellMy Cat From HellMy Cat From HellMy Cat From Hell (BRAVO) “Starship Troop”Million Dollar LAMillion Dollar LAMillion Dollar LAMillion Dollar LATop Chef MastersTop Chef MastersThe Wedding PartyHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NJ (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidXXX Summer Olympics Boxing. (N) (Live) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidXXX Summer Olympics Boxing. (N) (Live) Paid (CNN) Newsr’mNewsr’mCNN Newsroom (N) BottomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomYour Money (N) CNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomNewsr’mGuptaCNN NewsroomSituation Room (COM) PaidPaid(:15) › “Vegas Vacation” (1997) Chevy Chase. (:20) ›› “School for Scoundrels”(:23) ›› “Beverly Hills Cop II” (1987) “The Goods: Live Hard. Sell Hard.”(:25) › “Saving Silverman” (2001) (CC) Semi-Pro (DISC) PaidPaidPaidPaidAmerican Guns (S) American Guns (S) Almost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayAlmost, Away (DISN) MickeyDoc MickeyPiratesPhineasPhineasGravityGravity ››› “Toy Story 3” (2010) (S) (CC) Code 9Good AustinShake ItJessieAustinAustinANT Good AustinAustinShake It (E!) E! SpecialE! SpecialFashionSoupE! News (N) E! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! Special (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) 2012 ESPYs (CC)
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››› “Yours, Mine and Ours” (1968) Lucille Ball, Henry Fonda. (CC) (10:55) › “College Road Trip” (2008) Martin Lawrence. (:40) ›› “17 Again” (2009, Comedy) Zac Efron, Leslie Mann, Thomas Lennon. (CC) King of Queens King of Queens Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (S) Friends (CC) (TCM) (5:00) ››› “The Asphalt Jungle”
›› “Clash by Night” (1952) Barbara Stanwyck, Paul Douglas. (CC) (DVS)
››› “Niagara” (1953, Suspense) Marilyn Monroe, Joseph Cotten. (CC)
››› “River of No Return” (1954) Robert Mitchum, Marilyn Monroe. (CC) ››› “The Prince and the Showgirl” (1957, Comedy) Marilyn Monroe. (CC) (:15) ››› “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes” (1953) Jane Russell. (CC)
››› “The Seven Year Itch” (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidMoving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Moving Up Room. Four Houses (S) Hard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard Evidence (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Perception (CC) Rizzoli & IslesThe CloserDallas (CC) ››› “The Bourne Identity” (2002) (CC) ››› “The Bourne Supremacy” (CC) “The Bourne Ultimatum” (TOON) JohnnyRedakaiBeyPokeBen 10NinjaGoLanternJustice ›› “Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over”JohnnyJohnny ››› “Firebreather” (2010) MADLevel UpLevel UpLevel UpNinjaGoNinjaGoPercy J (TRAV) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumOff Limits (CC) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumSandSandFoodFoodBest-Best-Best-Best-Extreme Fast FoodDeep Fried (CC) SandSand (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidJailJailVegas Vegas PawnPawnMost DaringMost DaringMost DaringMost ShockingMost ShockingMost Shocking (TVLAND) Three’s Company (CC) 3’s Company 3’s Company Extreme Makeover: Home Extreme Makeover: Home Extreme
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“The First Wives Club” (1996) Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler. Premiere. (USA) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Political Animals A journalist follows Elaine Barries. (CC) White Collar “Parting Shots” (CC) Covert Affairs “Speed of Life”
››› “Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom” (1984) Harrison Ford, Kate Capshaw. (CC)
››› “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” (1989, Adventure) Harrison Ford, Sean Connery, Denholm Elliott. (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (WGN-A) PaidPaidPaidPaidWalker, RangerWalker, RangerLaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CIMLB Baseball Pregame
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(HBO) (:15) ›› “Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole” (2010) (S) ‘PG’
››› “Contagion” (2011, Suspense) Marion Cotillard. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “Hanna” (2011, Action) Saoirse Ronan, Eric Bana. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “In Time” (2011, Science Fiction) Justin Timberlake. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “Vito” (2011, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:40) ››› “Contagion” (2011) Marion Cotillard, Matt Damon. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Shrek Forever” (MAX)
(:10) ›› “The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader” ‘PG’
(:05) ›› “Liar Liar” (1997) Jim Carrey. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “Alien 3” (1992, Science Fiction) Sigourney Weaver. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “The Rage: Carrie 2” (1999) Emily Bergl. ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ››› “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1” (2010) Daniel Radcliffe. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:45) ››› “Die Hard With a Vengeance” (1995, Action) Bruce Willis, Jeremy Irons. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:45) ›› “Benji the Hunted” (1987) Red Steagall. (:25) ›› “Godzilla” (1998) Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) “All Good Things” (2010, Mystery) Ryan Gosling. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Franchise
›› “Pete Smalls Is Dead” (2010) Peter Dinklage. ‘NR’
(:35) ›››› “Five Fingers” (2006) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) ››› “The Mask of Zorro” (1998, Adventure) Antonio Banderas. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Godzilla” (S) (TMC) ›› “Smile” (2005, Drama) Mika Boorem, Yi Ding. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (7:50) ›› “Highlander: The Final Dimension” (1994) (CC) ››› “Goal! 2: Living the Dream” (2007) Kuno Becker. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:25) › “The Six Wives of Henry Lefay” (2008) ‘PG-13’
› “The Heart Specialist” (2006) Wood Harris. ‘R’ (CC) (:45) “Beware the Gonzo” (2010, Comedy) Zoë Kravitz. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “Highlander: The Final Dimension” (1994) ‘PG-13’
Kings Barter Kings Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Barter
(AMC) (5:00) ››› “Scarface” (1983) Al Pacino. A Cuban immigrant fights to the top of Miami’s drug trade. (CC)
››› “Scarface” (1983, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Michelle Pfeiffer, Steven Bauer. A Cuban immigrant fights to the top of Miami’s drug trade. (CC)
››› “Godfather Part III” (1990, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Diane Keaton, Talia Shire. A dignified don joins his wild nephew in a Sicilian vendetta. (CC)
(:15) ››› “Scarface” (1983) (CC) (AP) It’s Me or the DogMy Cat From HellBad Dog! (N) (S) Tanked (S) (CC) Bad Dog! (S) Tanked (S) (CC) My Cat From HellIt’s Me or the DogTapeTapeFreakFreakWeirdWeirdExtremeExtreme (BRAVO) Housewives/NJHousewives/NJ ›› “The Wedding Planner” (2001) ›› “The Wedding Planner” (2001) Don’t Be TardyMatchmakerLove BrokerPaidPaidPaidPaidLove Broker (CNBC) Money American GreedDebtSuze Orman ShowPrincessPrincessAmerican GreedSuze Orman ShowPrincessPrincessPaidPaidSummer Oly.Suze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) CNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomPiers MorganWk Early Start (COM) (5:26) ›› “Semi-Pro” (CC) (:28) ››› “Wedding Crashers” (2005) (CC) ›› “Office Space” (1999) (CC) (12:03) ››› “Wedding Crashers” (2005) (CC) Dane Cook: RoughComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDavid (DISN) JessieJessieJessieGood Code 9Shake ItGravityAustinANT JessiePhineasGood Good PhineasShake It ›› “Zenon: The Zequel”DeckDeckPhineasPhineasLittleOcto (E!) E! SpecialMovie E! SpecialSoupChelseaFashionE! Special E! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(ESPN) 2012 Pro Football Hall of Fame Induction (N) (Live) (CC) Baseball TonightSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter
(ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Countdown NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: U.S. Cellular 250. From Iowa Speedway in Newton, Iowa. (N)
NHRA Drag Racing Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) 2012 World Series of Poker 2012 World Series of Poker NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: U.S. Cellular 250. SportsCenter SportsNation NFL Yearb’k NFL Yearb’k (EWTN) Angelica Live ››› “Lourdes” (2009) RosaryLiving RightThe Journey HomeDaily MassFaithSaintsInterrupt. LivesHandingCatholicEWTN LiveBeholdLifeAngelusTruths
(FAM) “Princess Diar. 2” ››› “Mean Girls” (2004, Comedy) ››› “Mean Girls” (2004, Comedy) ›› “Mean Girls 2” (2011, Comedy) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPrincePaidMass
(FSN) MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Boston Red Sox. (N) Twins Boxing (N) (Live) World Poker TourMLB Baseball: Twins at Red Sox Boxing Soccer From Aug. 28, 2011. (FX) (4:00) “Eagle Eye” ››› “The Hurt Locker” (2008, War) Jeremy Renner. AngerBrandXLouieWilfredBrandXSunnySunnyLeagueLeagueSunnySunnyLeaguePaidPaidPaidPaid (GOLF) (5:30) PGA Tour Golf Reno-Tahoe Open, Third Round. From Reno, Nev. PGA Tour Golf WGC Bridgestone Invitational, Third Round. From Firestone Country Club in Akron, Ohio. Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Reno-Tahoe Open, Third Round. From Reno, Nev. PGA Tour Golf Champions: 3M Championship, Second Round. Paid Program Paid Program Golf Central Golf Central (HGTV) NovoDina DesignDesignGrt High HuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlGrt High HuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlDesignDesignPaidPaidPaid PaidPaidPaid (HIST) American PickersPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(LIFE) “Vicky Cristina” ››› “Spanglish” (2004) Adam Sandler. Premiere. (CC) Drop Dead Diva(:01) ››› “Spanglish” (2004) Adam Sandler. (CC) Drop Dead DivaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(NBCSN) Summer Oly.To Be Announced Poker After DarkPoker After DarkPaidPaidXXX Summer Olympics (NICK) VictoVictoBig TimeiCarly (S) VictoVictoYesDearYesDearFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorgeGeorgeYesDearYesDearMy WifeMy WifeNannyBradyBradyTBAGrownT.U.F.F. (SPIKE) AuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionRat RepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) ›› “Malibu Shark Attack” (2009) “Shark Week” (2012) Patrick Bergin. ›› “Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus” ›› “Mega Piranha” (2010) Tiffany. ›› “Sea Snakes” (2009) Luke Perry. ZoneZonePaidPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of PowerGraham ClassicNot a Travel ››› “Amazing Grace” (2006) Oak VirtualChristianQuest’n of OriginsStrangerLindseyGospelHoly Bible (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Big BangBig Bang ›› “The House Bunny” (2008, Comedy) Anna Faris, Colin Hanks. (CC)
› “Just Married” (2003) Ashton Kutcher, Brittany Murphy. (CC)
››› “Yours, Mine and Ours” (1968, Comedy) Lucille Ball, Henry Fonda. (CC)
MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedHouse of Payne House of Payne (TCM) (5:00) ››› “The Seven Year Itch” ›››› “Some Like It Hot” (1959) Tony Curtis, Jack Lemmon. (CC) (:15)
››› “Bus Stop” (1956) Marilyn Monroe, Don Murray. (CC)
››› “How to Marry a Millionaire” (1953, Comedy) (:45) ››› “There’s No Business Like Show Business” (1954) Ethel Merman, Dan Dailey. (CC)
››› “Let’s Make Love” (1960) Marilyn Monroe, Yves Montand. (CC) “Gold Is Where You Find It” (1938) (TLC) 20/20 on TLC (S) 20/20 on TLC (N) 20/20 on TLC (N) 20/20 on TLC (N) 20/20 on TLC (S) 20/20 on TLC (S) 20/20 on TLC (S) 20/20 on TLC (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) “Bourne Ulti.” ››› “Inglourious Basterds” (2009, War) Brad Pitt. (CC) (DVS) (:20) ››› “Inglourious Basterds” (2009, War) Brad Pitt. (:40) ››› “Assault on Precinct 13” (2005) (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) “Percy Jackson & the Olympians”HomeKing/HillKing/HillFam GuyDynaBoonBleachDeadCasshFullmetalShellCowboyBleachDeadCasshFullmetal GhostCowboyLooneyLooney (TRAV) SandSandGhost- MomentGhost Adventures: The BeginningGhost AdventuresGhost Adventures: The BeginningGhost AdventuresGhost- MomentNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Most ShockingPawnPawnPawnPawnCombatCombatForensicForensicPawnPawnPawnPawnCombatCombatForensicForensicPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) “First Wives” ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens The King of Queens (S) (CC) ’70s Show 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit White Collar “Parting Shots” (CC) › “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” (2009, Action) Channing Tatum. (CC) WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) Cheers (CC) Cheers (CC) Monk (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (WGN-A) MLB Baseball: Angels at White Sox News at NineFunny VideosChrisChris30 RockScrubsSunnySunnyDeath › “Bad Company” (2002) Anthony Hopkins. WorldScudder
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(HBO) (5:25) ›› “Shrek Forever After” (S)
››› “Puss in Boots” (2011) Premiere. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
››› “Hanna” (2011, Action) Saoirse Ronan, Eric Bana. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
True Blood (S) (CC) ››› “Bridesmaids” (2011, Comedy) Kristen Wiig, Rose Byrne. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ››› “Confidence” (2003, Crime Drama) Edward Burns. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) ››› “The Kids Are All Right” (2010) (S) ‘R’ (CC) Bourne Legacy “For Love” (MAX)
›› “Unknown” (2011, Suspense) Liam Neeson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Strike Back (S) (CC)
› “Answers to Nothing” (2011) Dane Cook, Julie Benz. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) Strike Back (S) (CC)
› “Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare” (1991) ‘R’ ›› “Bitter Feast” (2010, Suspense) James LeGros. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:20) › “Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare” (1991) ‘R’ ›› “Bitter Feast” (2010) James LeGros. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:45) “Order of Chaos” (2009) Rhys Coiro. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) “After...” (2006) Daniel Caltagirone. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Cool Dog” (S)
Femme Fatales (:20) “Naughty Reunion” (2011) ‘NR’ (:45) ›› “Sanctum” (2011, Action) Richard Roxburgh. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ››› “Set It Off” (1996, Action) Jada Pinkett, Queen Latifah. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Salvation (SHOW) (5:30) ›› “Godzilla” (1998) Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “Piranha” (2010) Elisabeth Shue. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Kevin Nealon: Whelmed Weeds (CC) EpisodesThe Real L WordPolyamory Mr. Franchise ››› “Blue Valentine” (2010, Drama) Ryan Gosling. (S) ‘R’ (CC) D.L. Hughley: Reset (S) (CC) ›› “Cracks” (2009, Drama) Eva Green. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (:15) ›› “The Beaver” (2011, Drama) Mel Gibson. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)