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The only sure shot going into the 67th Annual Tony Awards on Sunday, June 9, is Neil Patrick Harris hosting for a fourth time.
“He understands Broadway and television, and Broadway and television come together one time a year,” says Glenn Weiss, director and co-producer of the Tonys.
Though Harris was suspended upside down when “SpiderMan: Turn Off the Dark” was a contender in 2012, he’s not going to pull similar stunts.
“I never find it a successful move when an awards show host dons different ridiculous outfits,” Harris says. “As a viewer, I never feel it is funny, and I just think it is difficult for the host. It is a lot of work for not a lot of accolades. You end up with silly pictures of yourself in the trades.”
“The job of hosting an awards show like the Tonys is to be the ringmaster and barker,” Harris says. “It is different from other shows because it is so performance-filled. You have to spend your time honoring the season and honoring the shows.”
CBS’ live three-hour telecast returns to New York’s Radio City Music Hall to honor a season that has been incredibly diverse. That included one-person shows on a super agent (“I’ll Eat You Later”), Macbeth and Mary, the mother of Jesus (“The Testament of Mary”) — though Bette Midler, Alan Cumming and Fiona Shaw, who played them, respectively, were not nominated.
This season has Tom Hanks nominated for best actor in his Broadway debut in “Lucky Guy.” Nora Ephron’s final play, about the late newspaperman Mike McAlary, is up for six Tonys.
“There are a lot of things on Broadway this year that don’t fit the mold of the Broadway musical,” says co-producer Ricky Kirshner. “There are a lot of in-
teresting races. The best musical races are very close, and a lot of the acting categories are very close.”
It was a surprising season with so many musicals geared toward children, and nominated shows include “A Christmas Story, The Musical,” “Matilda The Musical” and “Rodgers & Hammerstein’s Cinderella.”
Among the brilliant performances nominated are Nathan Lane’s as a conservative gay vaudevillian in “The Nance” and Tracy Letts’ as the drunken professor in “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?”
“I am kind of blown away by the diversity of the shows,” Harris says. “There are lots of children, lots of animals, lots of people in nothing and lots of men in dresses.”
Young actors were remarkable this season, notably in “Matilda The Musical,” in which the four girls who share the title role will be honored with a special Tony. Roald Dahl’s timeless story of a brilliant girl raised by imbeciles has music and lyrics by Tim Minchin.
It also has a hilarious performance by Bertie Carvel, a large man parading around as the nastiest headmistress. He’s up for leading actor in a musical, against, among others, the terrific stars of “Kinky Boots.” Billy Porter plays a drag queen, and Stark Sands is the reluctant heir to a shoe factory.
“Kinky Boots” leads with 13 nominations, including one for Cyndi Lauper’s music and lyrics. She’s in the same category as Trey Anastasio of Phish, who cowrote the music for “Hands on a Hardbody.”
That musical, about Texans competing to win a truck by keeping their hands on it, didn’t last long, but two other plays set in Texas are going strong.
Holland Taylor, of “Two and a Half Men” fame, wrote and is spellbinding as “Ann,” the late Texas Gov. Ann Richards.
Taylor’s in terrific company for leading actress in a play, which includes Cicely Tyson in “The Trip to Bountiful.” Set in Houston and a tiny, moribund town, it stars Tyson as a woman intent on seeing her childhood home one last time.
She shares the stage with Condola Rashad, nominated for the second time in a featured role. Also up for her second Tony is Patina Miller, having a ridiculous amount of fun as the ringmaster in the revival of “Pippin.”
It’s in the middle of “Pippin,” which garnered 10 nominations, that the season has its one genuine showstopper, courtesy of Andrea Martin. She proves that 66 is the perfect age to rock a bustier leotard and fishnets while swinging from a trampoline with a well-muscled young man.
Though “Pippin” has sexy costumes, those to beat are the confections in “Cinderella.” William Ivey Long, who has won five Tonys and serves as chair of the American Theatre Wing, designed the gowns that seem to magically pop up out of rags. He’s creating one just for the Tonys, but that’s all Long would allow, for like the producers, he’s intent on not spoiling surprises.
“Keep your eyes open for very familiar characters appearing through the night,” Weiss says. “After the show, that will make a lot of sense.”
As the first working artist since Helen Hayes to serve as chair, Long explains that the Tonys started off much smaller; originally male winners were given money clips, and women were given compacts.
What separates the Tonys from other awards shows, Weiss says, are the acceptance speeches.
“The sense of the community of the people on Broadway,” he says, “that translates and helps make it a unique feature of this television show.”
ACROSS
1. __ Hanna; role on “NCIS: Los Angeles”
4. Role on “I Love Lucy”
8. Delaney or Kardashian
11. Historical period
12. Prefix for dynamics or space
13. “One Day __ __ Time”
14. “CSI: Miami” actress (2)
17. “__ Another Day”; James Bond movie
18. Miss Piggy’s word in referring to herself
19. “The Sun __ Rises”; 1957 Tyrone Power film
21. Late night personality
24. Ellen Burstyn’s state of birth: abbr.
25. Role on “Home Improvement”
26. Word in the title of Drew Carey’s show
27. “Lie to __”
28. Rue, for one
30. “Rise of the Planet of the __”; 2011 thriller
32. “__ Life to Live”
34. Lofty poem
2. Word with chair or rest
3. “Pretty __ All in a Row”; Rock Hudson movie
4. Ms. Dunaway
5. Pelosi’s title: abbr.
6. Goof
7. “Indiana Jones and the Temple of __”; 1984 film
8. Holmes or Couric
9. Suffix for favor or meteor
10. Spoil
15. “__ __ tigers and bears! Oh, my!”
16. Setting for “Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman”
19. Actress Suzy
20. One of Bart’s sisters
22. “__ That Tune”
23. Vaudevillian Olsen and others
29. Actor McDowall
31. Lowly laborers
33. Old Western actor Jack
34. “Coffee, Tea __ __?”
35. “The __ Squad” (1968-73)
36. Actress/director Lupino
37. Letter from Greece
38. Singer Jon __ Jovi
39. Actress Dennings
40. “I __”; Culp/Cosby series
2:30 a.m. (ESPN) 2013 NBA
Sunday
2:30 p.m. (ESPN2) XXL Award Show
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Sports Unlimited
Tuesday
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Sports Unlimited
Saturday
3:30 p.m. % ESPN Sports Saturday (Live)
Sunday
8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
8:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV
9:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks!
9:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar
11:00 a.m. (TNT) Countdown to Green (Live)
12:00 p.m. (TNT) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Party in the Poconos 400. (Live)
1:00 p.m. + Formula One Racing Canadian Grand Prix. (Live)
3:30 p.m. + F1 36 Monday
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now Tuesday
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now Wednesday 12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now Saturday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) 3 Wide Life 8:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV
9:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks!
9:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Alliance Truck Parts 250, Qualifying. (Live)
(SPIKE) MuscleCar
1:00 p.m. % NASCAR Nationwide Series Countdown (Live)
1:15 p.m. % NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Alliance Truck Parts 250. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Ford Thunder Valley Nationals, Qualifying. (Sameday Tape)
4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Alliance Truck Parts 250. (Sameday Tape)
Sunday
11:30 a.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
12:00 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA Super Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
(MSC) Twins Live (Live)
12:30 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins at Washington Nationals. (Live)
(TBS) Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Boston Red Sox.
(Live)
1:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Lead-Off
Man
1:10 p.m. (WGN-A) Pittsburgh Pirates at Chicago Cubs.
(Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA Super Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
3:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall
4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) 10th Inning
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
(ESPN2) NCAA Super Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) St. Louis Cardinals at Cincinnati Reds.
(Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Super Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
1:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Washington Nationals.
Monday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Washington Nationals.
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall
12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Super Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
(MSC) Minnesota Twins at Washington Nationals.
2:00 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall
3:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Super Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
3:30 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)
(ESPN2) NCAA Super Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. Tuesday
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Philadelphia Phillies at Minnesota Twins. (Live) (WGN-A) Cincinnati Reds at Chicago Cubs. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Philadelphia Phillies at Minnesota Twins.
Wednesday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Philadelphia Phillies at Minnesota Twins.
12:30 p.m. (MSC) Philadelphia Phillies at Minnesota Twins.
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Philadelphia Phillies at Minnesota Twins. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Philadelphia Phillies at Minnesota Twins.
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Philadelphia Phillies at Minnesota Twins.
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live) (MSC) Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins.
Saturday
12:00 p.m. ) MLB Player Poll
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA World Series, Game 1: Teams TBA. (Live)
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Philadelphia Phillies at Minnesota Twins. (Live) 9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live) 10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Philadelphia Phillies at Minnesota Twins.
Friday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
Finals Game 2: Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape)
Tuesday
8:30 a.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones
7:30 p.m. % NBA Countdown
8:00 p.m. % 2013 NBA Finals
Game 3: Teams TBA. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) 2013 NBA
Finals Game 3: Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape)
Wednesday
11:00 a.m. (MSC) WNBA San Antonio Silver Stars at Minnesota Lynx.
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA Connecticut Sun at Indiana Fever.
(Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) High School
Basketball
Thursday
7:30 p.m. % NBA Countdown
8:00 p.m. % 2013 NBA Finals
Game 4: Teams TBA. (Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) 2013 NBA
Finals Game 4: Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape)
BILLIARDS
Saturday
11:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Billiards
12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Billiards
1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Billiards
BOXING
Sunday
8:00 a.m. (SHOW) Marcos Rene Maidana vs. Josesito Lopez.
10:30 a.m. (HBO) Chad Dawson vs. Adonis Stevenson.
12:30 p.m. (HBO) 2 Days: Gennady Golovkin
3:00 a.m. (MSC) Golden Boy
Live: Pipino Cuevas Jr. vs. Juan Diaz.
Monday
10:35 p.m. (HBO) Chad Dawson vs. Adonis Stevenson.
Tuesday
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Vikings Cheerleaders: Making
The Team 2013
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Vikings Cheerleaders: Making
The Team 2013
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Vikings Cheerleaders: Making
The Team 2013
1:30 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Vikings Cheerleaders: Making
The Team 2013
2:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Vikings Cheerleaders: Making
The Team 2013
2:30 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Vikings Cheerleaders: Making
The Team 2013
Saturday
1:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Vikings Cheerleaders: Making
The Team 2013
1:30 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Vikings Cheerleaders: Making The Team 2013
2:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Vikings Cheerleaders: Making The Team 2013
Sunday
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Greatest Coaches in NFL History
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Greatest Coaches in NFL History
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Greatest Coaches in NFL History
Monday
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College
Football Live
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Lombardi’s Legacy
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
Tuesday
10:00 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron
1:00 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins ’11
5:30 p.m. / MLB Player Poll 6:00 p.m. ) / Regional Coverage. (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA World Series, Game 2: Teams TBA. (Live) 8:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live) (MSC) Minnesota Twins ’11
Sunday 10:30 a.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones 1:00 p.m. _ The Best of College Basketball 2013
6:31 p.m.
12:35 a.m. (HBO) 2 Days: Gennady Golovkin
Thursday
12:45 p.m. (HBO) 2 Days: Gennady Golovkin
8:15 p.m. (HBO) 2 Days: Gennady Golovkin
Friday
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Boxing
7:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Boxing
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Boxing
8:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Boxing
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Friday Night Fights. (Live)
Saturday
8:00 p.m. (MSC) Golden Boy
Live: Johan Perez vs. Steve Forbes.
9:45 p.m. (HBO) Mikey Garcia vs. Juan Manuel Lopez. (Live)
11:45 p.m. (HBO) 2 Days: Gennady Golovkin
3:00 a.m. (MSC) Golden Boy
Live: Johan Perez vs. Steve Forbes.
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College
Football Live (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)
7:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Greatest Coaches in NFL History
8:00 p.m.
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)
4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
Friday
2:30 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
5:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
Saturday
6:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Greatest Coaches in NFL History
6:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Greatest Coaches in NFL History
7:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Greatest Coaches in NFL History
7:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Greatest Coaches in NFL History
8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Lombardi’s Legacy
9:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Greatest Coaches in NFL History
10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Lombardi’s Legacy
GOLF
Sunday
8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Lyoness Open, Final Round. (Sameday Tape)
10:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Golf
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Pregame (Live)
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) FedEx St. Jude Classic, Final Round. (Live)
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Pregame (Live)
2:00 p.m. _ FedEx St. Jude Classic, Final Round. (Live) (GOLF) Wegmans Championship, Final Round. (Live)
4:00 p.m. + USGA Special
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Regions Tradition, Final Round. (Same-day Tape)
8:30 p.m. (GOLF) FedEx St. Jude Classic, Final Round.
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Regions Tradition, Final Round.
3:30 a.m. (GOLF) Wegmans Championship, Final Round.
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Monday
8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Regions Tradition, Final Round.
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From (Live)
9:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Mexico
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Mexico
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Mexico
(MSC) Midwest Classic Golf
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty
1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty
2:00 p.m. + 2013 U.S. Open Golf Championship First Round. (Live)
(GOLF) Feherty
(MSC) Midwest Classic Golf
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) What’s in the Bag?
3:30 p.m. (GOLF) What’s in the Bag?
4:00 p.m. (ESPN) 2013 U.S. Open Golf Championship First Round. (Live)
8:00 a.m. (ESPN) 2013 U.S.
11:00 a.m. + 2013 U.S. Open Golf Championship Third Round. (Live) (GOLF) In Play With Jimmy Roberts
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Mexico
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Mexico
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Live From
Live From (Live)
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Classic Golf
8:00 a.m. (ESPN) 2013 U.S. Open Golf Championship First Round. (Live) (GOLF) Big Break Mexico
(GOLF) Big Break Academy
4:30 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) 2013 U.S.
Open Golf Championship Best of the First Round.
(Same-day Tape)
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From
p.m. (GOLF) Live From
a.m. (ESPN2) 2013 U.S.
Golf Championship Best of the First Round. (Same-day Tape) (GOLF) Live From
(GOLF) Live From
(GOLF) Live From
(Live) (GOLF) Big Break Mexico
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Mexico
4:00 p.m. (ESPN) 2013 U.S. Open Golf Championship Second Round. (Live)
(GOLF) Big Break Mexico 5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Mexico
p.m. (GOLF) Live From
p.m. (ESPN) 2013 U.S.
p.m. (ESPN) 2014 FIFA World Cup Qualifier: Mexico vs. Costa Rica. (Live) 9:00 p.m. (ESPN) 2014 FIFA World Cup Qualifier: United States vs. Panama. (Live)
Saturday
1:30 p.m. (ESPN) Confederations Cup: Brazil vs. Japan. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN) MLS Soccer FC Dallas at Portland Timbers. (Live)
Sunday
8:00 a.m. + 2013 French Open Tennis Men’s Final. (Live)
Wednesday
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Bolder Boulder
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Fiction) Henry Thomas, Dee Wallace. (CC) (:32)
Transporter” (2002, Action) Jason Statham, Shu Qi. (CC)
XXL Award Show (N) Skateboard Street League (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)
“King Kong” (2005, Adventure) Naomi Watts, Jack Black, Adrien Brody. A beauty tames a savage beast. (CC) “Italian” (AP) WeirdWeirdUntamed-UncutTo Be Announced To Be Announced (BRAVO) NewlywedsHousewives/NJThe Week Medicine Chef Roblé & Co.Million DollarPrincesses-Lo.TardyTardyTardyTardyHousewives/OCHousewives/OCHousewives/OC (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCancerPaidPaid (CNN) Early GuptaSaturday MorningState of the UnionFareed ZakariaReliable SourcesState of the UnionFareed ZakariaCNN NewsroomYour Money (N) CNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN Newsroom (COM) PaidSonic Half Chap(7:49) ›› “Weekend at Bernie’s”(9:54) ›› “Sex Drive” (2008) Josh Zuckerman. (:26) “National Lampoon’s Van Wilder”(:25) ›› “The Ringer” (2005) (CC) (:28) ›› “Dumb & Dumber” (DISC) PaidPaidOsteenIn TouchMythBusters (CC) Deadliest CatchNorth America (S) PropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyBuying Buying Last FrontierLast FrontierLast Frontier (DISN) MickeyMickeyDoc SofiaPhineasPhineasGood AustinA.N.T. Farm (CC) DogDogDogAustinAustinAustinANT DogJessieShake ItGood Good AustinShake It (E!) Badder FeudsFashion PoliceKardashianSoupHollyE! News (N) Ryan The Wanted Life ›› “The Lake House” (2006) ››› “Juno” (2007) Ellen Page. ›› “The Dilemma” (2011) (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenter (N) OutsideSportsSportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) BaseballCollege Baseball NCAA Super Regional: Teams TBA. (N) College Baseball NCAA Super Regional: Teams TBA. (N) (ESPN2) (5:30) 30 for 30Bassmasters (CC) NASCAR Now (N) (Live) (CC) Outside Lines Spo. Reporters Profile: 60 Golf From Mesquite, Nev. (N) Gymnastics Pro Challenge. Gymnastics Pro Challenge. Gymnastics Pro Challenge.
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››› “The Lavender Hill Mob” (1951) Alec Guinness. ››› “A Slight Case of Murder” (1938, Comedy) (CC)
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››› “It” (1927, Drama) Clara Bow, Antonio Moreno. ›› “Kapo” (1959, Drama) Susan Strasberg, Laurent Terzieff.
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W “Wallace-Gromit” ›› “The Three Stooges” ›› “The Eagle” (2011) (S) (CC) ››› “Behind the Candelabra” (S) Flight ›› “Trouble With the Curve” (2012) 41 (:45) “The Three Stooges”
TH (5:30) “Chronicle” ››› “Moonrise Kingdom”(:45) “Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day” ›› “Fast Five” (2011) Vin Diesel. (S) 2 Days › “Simply Irresistible” (S) “Pussy Riot” (:15) ››› “Moonrise Kingdom” (S)
F Puss“How to Eat Fried Worms”(:15) ››› “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” (S) Flight ››› “Game Change” (2012) (S) (CC) (:45) › “This Means War” (2012) (S) (:25) ››› “Puss in Boots”“Water-Eleph.”
M (:15) ›› “Howard the Duck” (1986) (:05) ›› “Battleship” (2012) Taylor Kitsch. (S) (:20) ››› “Heat” (1995) Al Pacino. (S) (CC) (:10) “A Thousand Words”(:45) ›››› “Saving Private Ryan” (1998) Tom Hanks. (S) Sitter
T Another“Jetsons: Movie”(:40) ›› “Here on Earth” (2000) (S) (:20) ›› “The Revenant” (2009) (S) (:20) ››› “Primal Fear” (1996) (S) “Anchorman” (:15) ››› “Red Eye” (S) “The Chronicles of Riddick”
(MAX)
W ›› “Eddie” (1996) (S) (CC) (:40) “Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close” (2011) (9:50) ››› “Spanglish” (2004) (S) ›› “The Hangover Part II”(:45) ›› “Virtuosity” (1995) (S) (CC) ›› “Final Destination 5”(:05) “Speed” (S)
TH (5:50) ››› “Dolphin Tale”(:45) ›› “American Dreamz” (2006) “Resident Evil: Apocalypse”(:15) “John Carpenter’s Vampires” (S) (:05) ›› “American Ninja”(:45) ››› “Superman” (1978) (S) (CC) “Superman II” (S)
M (:10) ›› “Vanity Fair” (2004, Drama) (S) (CC) (:35) ›› “What Dreams May Come” › “Autumn in New York”(:15) “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen”(:15) ›› “Steel Dawn” (1987) (S) (CC) ›› “The Big Empty” (2003) Reindeer
T Career“Beware the Gonzo” (2010) (:15) ››› “King of California” (2007) “The First Time” (2009) (CC) ›› “Novocaine” (2001) (:15) ›› “Shade” (2003) (CC) “Sympathy for Delicious”“I Don’t Know How”
W “Road-Nowhere” ››› “Monsters” (2010) (S) (:45) “Red” (2008) Brian Cox. (S) (CC) ››› “The Company Men”(:15) ››› “Melancholia” (2011) Kirsten Dunst. “The Woman in the Fifth” (S) ›› “Die Another Day” (2002) (S) (CC)
F “Sharky’s Mch.”(6:50) “Waking Ned Devine”(:20) › “House Party 3” (S) ›› “Spy Game” (2001) (S) (CC) (:05) ››› “Crazy, Stupid, Love.” (S) Hunts(:20) ››› “G.I. Jane” (1997) (S) (CC) ›› “Battleship” (2012) (S) (SHOW)
TH (:15) “180 Degrees South”(:45) ›› “Partners in Crime” (2000) (:25) “Accidents Happen” (S) “Meskada” (2010) Nick Stahl. “Peace, Love” (:05) ›› “Vanity Fair” (2004, Drama) (S) (CC) ›› “It’s About You” (2011)
F ›› “The Man Who Wasn’t There” ›› “The Magic of Belle Isle” (2012) ›› “People Like Us” (2012) (S) (CC) “Big Easy Exp”(:15) ›› “Behind the Burly Q” (2010) (2:55) “Broken Kingdom” (S) “I Don’t Know How” (TMC)
M “Camp Hell” (2010) (S) (CC) (:40) ›› “The Golden Bowl” (2000) (S) (CC) › “The Three Musketeers” (2011) (S) ›› “Fightville” (2011) (S) “Dead Man Running” (2009) “Eternal Sunshine” “How to Lose”
T ›› “Billy Jack Goes to Washington” › “Surface to Air” (1998) (:35) ›› “New York, I Love You” (S) ›› “Scenes From a Mall”“The Lie” (2011) (S) (CC) ›› “Valkyrie” (2008) Tom Cruise. (S) › “The Scarlet Letter” (S)
W Spin “Adventures in Babysitting”(:15) ›› “The Devil and Max Devlin”“6 Month Rule” (2011) (CC) (:40) ››› “Mansfield Park” (1999) (:35) “Rain Fall” (2009) Kippei Shiina. ›› “The Skulls III” (2003) “Knucklehead” (S) TH Sinbad(:45) ››› “The Mighty” (1998) (S) “The Rainbow Tribe” (2008) ››› “The Apostle” (1998) (S) (CC) (:15) “Ten Inch Hero” (2007) (S) (CC) ›› “Janie Jones” (2010) (S) (CC) (3:55) ›› “Blues Brothers 2000” (S) F “The Uninvited”“Barricade” (2012) (CC) ›› “Foolproof” (2003) (S) (:05) › “Loosies” (2011) (S) “Eternal Sunshine” ›› “The Iron Lady” (2011) (S) (CC) (:20) ››› “The Game” (1997) (S) Derailed
“Tabatha Coffey: A Day in the Life,” www.bravotv.com/tabatha-takes-over/tabatha-coffey-a-day-in-the-life
In the original Web series, the hairstylist and host of Bravo’s “Tabatha Takes Over” allows viewers to follow her behind the scenes, from office meetings for her new wig line to dress fittings, happy hour and a red-carpet event.
In this animated series, a physics professor (Bart Maddux) and his three misfit students (Tacho, Cory Heart, Michael Pope) defend Edge Wood University from a variety of bizarre threats, including apparitions, demons and science experiments gone horribly wrong.
What are you currently reading?
“Dr. Dyer. My kids are big fans.”
What did you have for dinner last night?
“Antipasto and, believe it or not, potatoes and eggs and salami, and cheese and tomato salad. I bake my own bread every couple of weeks, six to eight loaves.”
What is your next project?
“Decorating the house.”
When was the last vacation you took – where and why?
“I went to visit my son when he was filming in Miami.”
“Fr. Pontifex,” www.frpontifex. com/videos/ Working under the stage name Father Pontifex, the Rev. Claude Burns, a Roman Catholic priest, began rapping as a teenager in the Midwest. Ordained in 2002, he found a way to combine his love of hip-hop and the church. He’s best known for his spoken-word Web videos, shot in dramatic fashion and dealing with social and political issues from a faith standpoint.
“Brows Held High,” blip.tv/ brows-held-high Described as “a mildly immature look into the strange world of the arthouse,” the series features host Kyle Kallgren exploring a variety of pop-culture subjects. Episodes include “Between the Lines: Honey Boo Boo,” “Trash Humpers,” “My Favorite Movies of 2012,” “Melancholia” and “Vase de Noces.”
Paola Giaimo is in her element: the kitchen. She moves deftly between sink and stove and smiles at people making their way through her Staten Island, N.Y., home.
Giaimo, mother of Vinny Guadagnino of “Jersey Shore” fame, is a major part of her son’s Thursday MTV program, “The Show With Vinny.” It’s set in the modest house where Guadagnino grew up, and she cooks for whoever is around.
Make all the jokes you want about Italian mamas; Giaimo is the real deal. She’s from a tiny town in Sicily, and she makes everything from scratch.
On the table is a platter of sausages and olives. Last night she made spaghetti and meatballs for the crew. This is one show that has no need for craft services. Mom is craft services.
It feels like a victory just to get her to sit. She loves to talk about cooking, and her favorite meal to make is “a really good baked ziti or an eggplant parm.”
The secret to making tasty eggplant, which can be tricky because of its sponginess, is “wash it, then soak it in salt,” which absorbs excess water, she says. Giaimo likes to cut the eggplant into thick slices and fries it in corn oil “because olive oil is too heavy to fry.”
As the cooked eggplant drains on paper towels, she makes fresh sauce. Giaimo’s is very simple. She sautes ripe tomatoes and onions. “I don’t use garlic when I make a plain sauce,” Giaimo says. She blanches tomatoes, then peels them. “Not plum tomatoes, beefsteak tomatoes,” Giaimo says. “Plum tomato has a thinner skin.” She sautes the tomatoes and onions, mashes them and warns, “Don’t add water when you are mashing.” The sauce takes about 20 minutes to cook. To make the eggplant dish, Giaimo layers eggplant, sauce and a bit of grated Romano, then repeats. No mozzarella or breading on her eggplant.
“Sicilians don’t eat it that way,” she says. “Add another layer and fresh basil. And serve at room temperature. The Neapolitans, they bread the eggplant and put mozzarella on it and bake it.
“Every town has its own way of life,” she says, explaining customs in Sicily, where she lived until she was 10.
Giaimo shops three times a week and always stocks her pantry with zucchini, potatoes, tomatoes and basil.
“Vinny’s favorite is spaghetti with fried zucchini and garlic and oil,” she says.
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(HBO) (:15) › “This Means War” (2012) Reese Witherspoon. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Pussy Riot - A Punk Prayer” (2013) ‘NR’ (CC) Game of Thrones “Mhysa” (S) (CC) (:35) Boxing Chad Dawson vs. Adonis Stevenson. (S) (CC) 2 Days: Gennady (12:50) Real Sex (:35) ››› “American Psycho” (2000, Horror) Christian Bale. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) “Pussy Riot - A Punk Prayer” (2013) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
› “Up Close & Personal” (1996) (MAX) (5:35) › “The Sitter” (2011) ‘R’ (CC)
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Banshee “The Rave” (S) (CC) Life on Top (S) Life on Top (S) ›› “The Bone Collector” (1999, Suspense) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Mars Attacks!” (1996) Jack Nicholson. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Another Earth” (2011) Brit Marling. ‘PG-13’ (SHOW) (5:45) ›› “Reindeer Games” (2000) Ben Affleck.
››› “Richard Pryor: Omit the Logic” (2013) ‘NR’
Nurse Jackie The Borgias “The Gunpowder Plot” ›› “Saw” (2004, Horror) Cary Elwes. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (12:15) › “The Samaritan” (2012) Samuel L. Jackson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Shakespeare in Love” (1998, Romance-Comedy) Joseph Fiennes. ‘R’ (:05) ›› “Bel Ami” (2012) Robert Pattinson. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“28 Hotel Rooms” (2012) Chris Messina. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Hick” (2011, Drama) Chloe Grace Moretz. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Detachment” (2011) Adrien Brody. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:40) “Raising Genius” (2004) Wendie Malick. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Career Opportunities” (1991) (TMC) “How to Lose Friends”
(:10) ››› “Our Idiot Brother” (2011) Paul Rudd. (:40) ›› “The Golden Bowl” (2000, Drama) Uma Thurman, Jeremy Northam. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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Mummy” (1999) Brendan Fraser. A mummy seeks revenge for a 3,000-year-old curse.
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of Sight” (1998, Crime Drama) George Clooney, Jennifer Lopez. (CC)
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(HBO) “3 Stooges ››› “Behind the Candelabra” (2013) Michael Douglas. (S) (CC) Veep (S) (CC) Game of Thrones “Mhysa” (S) (CC) (:05) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) Family Tree (S) (:35) ›› “Trouble With the Curve” (2012) Clint Eastwood. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “BASEketball” (1998) Trey Parker. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Don’t Be a Menace to South Central” (:45) Saving Face (Subtitled-English) “Chronicle” (S) (MAX) (5:05) ››› “Speed” (1994) ‘R’ Banshee “The Rave” (S) (CC)
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(:45) ››› “Casino” (1995) Robert De Niro. A mob employee makes a play for power in 1970s Las Vegas. ‘R’ (CC)
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›› “Ju-on” (2003) Megumi Okina. (Subtitled-English) ‘R’ (:35) ›› “The Perfect Host” (2010) (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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The Jump Off (:15) ›› “Project X” (2012) Thomas Mann. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) “Asylum Blackout” (2011) Rupert Evans. (S) ‘NR’ (:10) ›› “Iceman” (1984, Drama) Timothy Hutton, John Lone. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (SHOW) “Die”(:25) ›› “Knuckleball!” (2012) Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Jim Rome on Showtime (N) The Borgias “The Gunpowder Plot” Jim Rome on Showtime 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC) Gigolos (CC) Bob Saget: Talkin’ About ››› “Last Days Here” (2011) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:05) “Don’t Go in the Woods” (2010) ‘NR’ (CC) “The Forger” (2012) Josh Hutcherson. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (5:15) ››› “Knucklehead” (S) ››› “The School of Rock” (2003, Comedy) Jack Black. (S) ‘PG-13’
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(:20) “Sex Pets” (2011) Allie Haze. Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
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“Wyatt Earp” (1994, Biography) Kevin Costner, Dennis Quaid, Gene Hackman. Portrait traces him from boy to lawman.
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