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By Jacqueline Spendlove TV Media

Christmas break and then some!

It’s been almost three months since “The Last Man on Earth” closed off the first half of its sophomore season, and it’s time to get some answers.

As of the episode that aired Sunday, Dec. 13, more than one character has either died or probably died (it’s a comedy, I swear!), and at least one astronaut (hint: the only astronaut) was last seen plummeting to Earth to almost-certain doom. Or maybe he survives? The improbable keeps happening in this unpredictable series, and, as I said, we need some answers. Here’s hoping they’re forthcoming when the post-apocalyptic comedy returns from hiatus Sunday, March 6, on Fox.

Contrary to the show’s title, Phil Miller (Will Forte, “Saturday Night Live”), the show’s central character, is not, in fact, the last man on Earth. The series opener sees him scouring the continent for other survivors of a virus that has wiped out most of humanity, and just after giving up, he meets the good-hearted (albeit profoundly irritating) Carol Pilbasian (Kristen Schaal, “Gravity Falls”).

Not long into the first season, the pair is joined by fellow survivors Melissa (January Jones, “Mad Men”) and Todd (Mel Rodriguez, “Getting On”). More survivors continue to trickle into the fold, bringing the number as of the season 1 finale to seven — plus Phil’s estranged astronaut brother, Mike (Jason Sudeikis, “We’re the Millers,” 2013), who’s stranded out in space, unbeknownst to anyone.

If your thought is that the struggle to survive in a devastated world doesn’t really sound like a comedic premise, you’re not alone. The idea of a global pandemic or zombie apocalypse wiping out most of humanity has certainly been put to the screen before, but it’s generally in a much more dramatic venue. That, of course, is part of the appeal of the hilarious “The Last Man on Earth,” and what makes it stand out.

“We’re at a time where people are willing to embrace things that aren’t just the same thing you’ve seen a million times,” executive producer Chris Miller said in a Details magazine in-

from hiatus

terview last year. “So it got a really good reception all around town, especially at Fox where — to their credit — you wouldn’t expect a show like this to be on network television.”

The show has been generally well received by audiences and critics alike; viewership for the last three episodes to air surpassed that of the season 2 premiere of 3.14 million. Though the show hasn’t secured any award wins yet, it snagged four Emmy nods and three Critics’ Choice nominations.

With the emergence of new characters being more of a season 1 focus, the first half of the current season has followed the group as it tries — and often fails — to achieve some semblance of a working society. This includes some uncivilized and rather archaic methods of punishment, the struggle for food and an overzealous attempt to subdue a bull. There’s hope, though, as the gang’s cow gives birth, proving not only that life can carry on in this post-virus world, but also that there are other living things out there that they haven’t yet discovered.

Meanwhile, space-bound Mike has started to lose hope as his companion worms die off one by one,

but just as he’s about to commit suicide by jettisoning himself into space, he spots a newborn worm, giving him the hope he needs to go on living.

Phil to henceforth go by his unfortunate middle name, Tandy. Inflicted with a severe case of appendicitis, new Phil is not long for this world unless the offending organ can be suc-

What is a pretty basic surgery in our modern world is anything but basic with the absence of a doctor, but the surgery must be attempted. A reluctant Gail (Mary Steenburgen,

Meanwhile, Mike, determined to return to Earth, is hurtling down towards the planet in a dubious landing capsule, which begins to tumble as it re-enters the atmosphere. Exciting Forte, who also created the series, is keeping pretty mum about what we can expect for the rest of the season, but according to the released synopsis for the March 6 episode, Mike DOES, against all odds, survive his descent to Earth (surprise!). He’s still alone, however, in a world seemingly devoid of human life, which presumably puts him in a situation similar to Tandy’s in the series opener. Additionally, it’s been announced that 9-year-old “Room” (2015) star Jacob Tremblay will make an appearance as a young Phil “Tandy” Miller, presumably in a flashback sequence. This peek into Tandy’s past may give us an idea as to why he is the way he is — selfish, obnoxious and all together pretty unpleasant, albeit redeemable.

Don’t miss the newest episode of “The Last Man on Earth” when the post-apocalyptic comedy returns from hiatus Sunday, March 6, on Fox.

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11:00 a.m. (7) KCCO NCAA Basketball SMU at Cin. Cincinnati, Ohio (Live) (2:00)

ESPN2 Cheerleading Dance Team Division 1A Pom College Championships. Orlando, Fla. (0:30)

FSN The Game 365 (0:30)

GOLF PGA Golf Final Round WGCCadillac Championship. Doral, Fla. (Live) (2:00)

11:15 a.m. HBO Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel (1:00)

11:30 a.m. (23) WUCW Sunday Shockwave (0:30)

ESPN NCAA Basketball Women’s Championship ACC Tournament. Greensboro, N.C. (Live) (2:00)

ESPN2 Cheerleading Dance Team Division 1A Hip Hop College Championships. Orlando, Fla. (0:30)

FSN The Lineup (0:30)

Noon (11) KARE Rugby Sevens. Las Vegas, Nev. (Live) (1:00)

ESPN2 30 for 30 (1:30)

FSN UFC Unleashed (1:00)

NBCSN NCAA Basketball Semifinal CAA Tournament. (Live) (5:00)

1:00 p.m. (7) KCCO NCAA Basketball Championship MVC Tournament. St. Louis, Mo. (Live) (2:15)

(11) KARE PGA Golf Final Round Cadillac Championship. Doral, Fla. (Live) (4:00)

FSN UFC Main Event (1:00)

GOLF LPGA Golf Final Round Women’s Champions. Sentosa, Singapore (4:00)

1:30 p.m. ESPN NCAA Basketball Women’s Championship SEC Tournament. Jacksonville, Fla. (Live) (2:00)

ESPN2 NCAA Basketball Championship Big South Tournament. Buies Creek, N.C. (Live) (2:00)

2:00 p.m. (5) KSTP NBA Countdown (Live) (0:30)

(9) KMSP (15) KVRR NASCAR PreRace (Live) (0:30)

FSN NCAA Hockey Women’s Championship WCHA Tournament. Minneapolis, Minn. (Live) (2:30)

2:30 p.m. (5) KSTP NBA Basketball G.S. at L.A. L. Los Angeles, Calif. (Live) (2:30)

(9) KMSP (15) KVRR NASCAR Auto Racing Sprint Cup Series Kobalt 400. Las Vegas, Nev. (Live) (3:30)

3:15 p.m. (7) KCCO NCAA Basketball Big-10 Wild Card. Md. at Ind. Bloomington, Ind. (Live) (2:15)

3:30 p.m. ESPN MLS Soccer Clb at Por Portland, Ore. (Live) (2:30)

ESPN2 SportsCenter (2:30)

4:30 p.m. FSN Red Bull Air Race (1:30)

5:00 p.m. GOLF Golf Central (1:00)

NBCSN Rugby Sevens World Series. Las Vegas, Nev. (Live) (1:30)

6:00 p.m. ESPN NCAA Basketball Women’s Championship Big-10 Tournament. Indianapolis, Ind. (Live) (2:00)

ESPN2 NCAA Basketball Championship A-Sun Tournament. (Live) (2:00)

FSN West Coast Customs (1:00)

GOLF PGA Golf Final Round WGCCadillac Championship. Doral, Fla. (5:00)

6:30 p.m. NBCSN NHL Live! (Live) (0:30)

7:00 p.m. FSN WPT Poker Choctaw, Mass. (1:00)

NBCSN NHL Hockey St.L. at Min. St. Paul, Minn. (Live) (2:45)

8:00 p.m. ESPN NCAA Basketball Women’s Championship Pac-12 Tournament. Seattle, Wash. (Live) (2:00)

ESPN2 Soccer (Live) (2:00)

FSN WPT Poker Choctaw, Mass. (1:00)

9:00 p.m. FSN WPT Poker Alpha8. Las Vegas, Nev. (1:00)

9:30 p.m. (23) WUCW The Sports Show With Mike Max (0:30)

9:45 p.m. NBCSN NHL Overtime (Live) (0:45)

10:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:30)

ESPN2 ESPN FC (1:00)

FSN Sled Head 24/7 (0:30)

10:30 p.m. FSN State of Hockey (0:30)

NBCSN NHL Sunday Shootout (Live) (0:30)

10:35 p.m. (9) KMSP Fox 9 Sports Now (0:25)

11:00 p.m. (9) KMSP Midwest Outdoors Magazine (0:30)

ESPN2 30 for 30 (1:00)

FSN WPT Poker Choctaw, Mass. (1:00)

GOLF Golf Central (1:00)

NBCSN Premier League Match of the Day (1:00)

11:30 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:30)

Monday, March 7

11:00 a.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:30)

ESPN2 His & Hers (Live) (1:00)

FSN NCAA Hockey Women’s Championship WCHA Tournament. Minneapolis, Minn. (2:00)

NBCSN Feherty (1:00)

11:30 a.m. (9) KAWE Functional Fitness (0:30)

Noon (9) KAWE Classical Stretch: The Esmonde Technique (0:30)

ESPN2 First Take (1:30)

GOLF PGA Golf Final Round WGCCadillac Championship. Doral, Fla. (5:00)

NBCSN Feherty (1:00)

12:30 p.m. ESPN NFL Insiders (Live) (1:00)

HBO Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel (1:00)

1:00 p.m. FSN NCAA Wrestling Big 12 Championship. Kansas City, Mo. (2:00)

1:30 p.m. ESPN NFL Live (Live) (1:00)

ESPN2 Outside the Lines (Live) (0:30)

2:00 p.m. ESPN2 His & Hers (1:00)

2:30 p.m. ESPN NBA: The Jump (Live) (0:30)

3:00 p.m. ESPN SportsNation (Live) (0:30)

ESPN2 NBA: The Jump (0:30)

FSN Halls of Fame (0:30)

3:30 p.m. ESPN Highly Questionable (0:30)

ESPN2 First Take Re-Take (0:30)

FSN The Game 365 (0:30)

4:00 p.m. ESPN Around the Horn (0:30)

ESPN2 SportsNation (0:30)

FSN WPT Poker Choctaw, Mass. (1:00)

NBCSN NASCAR America (Live) (1:10)

4:30 p.m. ESPN Pardon the Interruption (0:30)

ESPN2 Highly Questionable (0:30)

5:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)

ESPN2 Around the Horn (0:30)

FSN Due North Outdoors (0:30)

GOLF Golf Central (1:00)

8:30 p.m. FSN Wolves Live Post-game (Live) (0:30)

9:00 p.m. FSN Wolves Weekly (0:30)

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9:30 p.m. FSN Minnesota Timberwolves: Track the Pack 201516 (0:30)

10:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)

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FSN Halls of Fame (0:30)

GOLF Golf Central (1:00)

10:30 p.m. ESPN2 NCAA Basketball Semifinal WCC Tournament. Las Vegas, Nev. (Live) (2:00)

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11:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)

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NBCSN The Scott Martin Challenge (0:30)

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NBCSN Jimmy Houston Outdoors (0:30)

2:00 p.m. FSN 100,000 Cameras (0:30)

GOLF Feherty (1:00)

NBCSN Sweetwater (0:30)

2:30 p.m. ESPN NBA: The Jump (Live) (0:30)

FSN Wolves Weekly (0:30)

NBCSN Fishing With Roland Martin (0:30)

3:00 p.m. ESPN SportsNation (Live) (0:30)

FSN NBA Basketball Min. at Cha.H. Charlotte, N.C. (2:00)

GOLF Feherty (1:00)

NBCSN Babe Winkelman (0:30)

3:30 p.m. ESPN Highly Questionable (0:30)

ESPN2 NBA: The Jump (0:30)

NBCSN Americana Outdoors (0:30)

4:00 p.m. ESPN Around the Horn (0:30)

ESPN2 SportsNation (0:30)

GOLF Golf Highlights (1:00)

NBCSN NASCAR America (Live) (1:10)

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5:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)

ESPN2 Around the Horn (0:30)

FSN Inside the Big East (0:30)

GOLF Golf Central (0:30)

5:10 p.m. NBCSN Pro Football Talk (Live) (0:20)

5:30 p.m. ESPN2 Pardon the Interruption (0:30)

9:30 p.m. FSN Wolves Live Post-game (Live) (0:30)

10:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)

ESPN2 Tennis BNP Paribas Showdown. New York City, N.Y. (2:00)

FSN Minnesota Timberwolves: Track the Pack 2015-16 (0:30)

GOLF Golf Central (0:30)

NBCSN Men in Blazers (0:30)

10:30 p.m. FSN Wolves Weekly (0:30)

GOLF Inside the PGA Tour (0:30)

NBCSN Premier League Download (1:00)

11:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)

FSN WPT Poker Choctaw, Mass. (1:00)

GOLF PGA Golf Classics Final Round 2015 Valspar Championship. Palm Harbor, Fla. (3:00)

11:05 p.m. HBO Boxing Victor Ortiz vs. Alexander Dimitrenko HBO Bad. (2:00)

11:30 p.m. NBCSN Premier League Review Show (1:00)

Wednesday, March 9

11:00 a.m. ESPN NCAA Basketball Second Round ACC Tournament. Washington, D.C. (Live) (2:00)

ESPN2 His & Hers (Live) (1:00)

FSN NBA Basketball S.A. at Min. Minneapolis, Minn. (2:00)

GOLF Feherty (1:00)

NBCSN Lunkerville (0:30)

11:30 a.m. NBCSN Into the Blue (0:30)

Noon (9) KAWE Classical Stretch: The Esmonde Technique (0:30)

ESPN2 NBA: The Jump (Live) (0:30)

GOLF Inside the PGA Tour (0:30)

NBCSN Saltwater Experience (0:30)

12:30 p.m. ESPN2 NFL Insiders (Live) (1:00)

5:10 p.m. NBCSN Pro Football Talk (Live) (0:50)

5:30 p.m. ESPN2 Pardon the Interruption (0:30)

FSN Wolves Live Pre-game (Live) (0:30)

6:00 p.m. ESPN NCAA Basketball Championship MAAC Tournament. Albany, N.Y. (Live) (2:00)

ESPN2 NCAA Basketball Women’s Championship The American Tournament. Uncasville, Conn. (Live) (2:00)

FSN NBA Basketball Min. at Cha.H. Charlotte, N.C. (Live) (2:30)

GOLF The Golf Fix (1:00)

NBCSN NCAA Basketball Championship CAA Tournament. Baltimore, Md. (Live) (2:00)

7:00 p.m. GOLF Feherty (1:00)

USA WWE Monday Night Raw (3:05)

8:00 p.m. ESPN NCAA Basketball Semifinal WCC Tournament. Las Vegas, Nev. (Live) (2:00)

ESPN2 NCAA Basketball Championship SoCon Tournament. Asheville, N.C. (Live) (2:00)

GOLF Feherty (1:00)

NBCSN NHL Hockey Ariz. at Col. Denver, Colo. (Live) (2:45)

FSN WPT Poker Choctaw, Mass. (1:00)

GOLF Feherty (1:00)

11:30 p.m. NBCSN Men in Blazers (0:30)

Tuesday, March 8

11:00 a.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:30)

ESPN2 NCAA Basketball First Round ACC Tournament. Washington, D.C. (Live) (2:00)

FSN NBA Basketball Min. at Cha.H. Charlotte, N.C. (2:00)

GOLF European Tour Highlights (1:00)

NBCSN Into the Blue (0:30)

11:30 a.m. NBCSN Saltwater Experience (0:30)

Noon (9) KAWE Classical Stretch: The Esmonde Technique (0:30)

GOLF The Golf Fix (1:00)

NBCSN The Next Bite (0:30)

12:30 p.m. ESPN NFL Insiders (Live) (1:00)

NBCSN Timmy Horton Outdoors (0:30)

1:00 p.m. ESPN2 NCAA Basketball First Round ACC Tournament. Washington, D.C. (Live) (2:30)

FSN West Coast Customs (1:00)

FSN Destination Polaris (0:30)

GOLF Inside the PGA Tour (0:30)

NBCSN NHL Live! (Live) (1:00)

6:00 p.m. ESPN NCAA Basketball Championship Horizon League Tournament. Detroit, Mich. (Live) (2:00)

ESPN2 NCAA Basketball Championship NEC Tournament. (Live) (2:00)

FSN UFC Ultimate Insider (0:30)

GOLF Golf Channel Academy (0:30)

6:30 p.m. FSN Wolves Live Pre-game (Live) (0:30)

GOLF PGA TOUR Champions Learning Center (0:30)

NBCSN NHL Hockey Pit. at N.Y. I. Brooklyn, N.Y. (Live) (2:45)

7:00 p.m. FSN NBA Basketball S.A. at Min. Minneapolis, Minn. (Live) (2:30)

GOLF PGA Golf Classics Final Round 2015 Valspar Championship. Palm Harbor, Fla. (3:00)

8:00 p.m. ESPN NCAA Basketball Championship WCC Tournament. Las Vegas, Nev. (Live) (2:00)

ESPN2 NCAA Basketball Championship Summit League Tournament. Sioux Falls, S.D. (Live) (2:00)

9:15 p.m. NBCSN NHL Overtime (Live) (0:45)

GOLF PGA TOUR Champions Learning Center (0:30)

NBCSN Bass 2 Billfish (0:30)

1:00 p.m. ESPN NCAA Basketball Second Round ACC Tournament. Washington, D.C. (Live) (2:30)

FSN NCAA Baseball Wich. at Okl. Norman, Okla. (2:00)

GOLF School of Golf (1:00)

NBCSN George Poveromo’s World of Saltwater Fishing (0:30)

1:30 p.m. ESPN2 NFL Live (Live) (1:00)

NBCSN Bill Boyce’s Baja (0:30)

2:00 p.m. GOLF Golf Channel Academy (0:30)

NBCSN Sweetwater (0:30)

2:30 p.m. ESPN2 NFL Insiders (Live) (1:00)

GOLF Inside the PGA Tour (0:30)

3:00 p.m. FSN NBA Basketball S.A. at Min. Minneapolis, Minn. (2:00)

GOLF Golfing World (0:30)

NBCSN Charlie Moore: No Offense (0:30)

3:30 p.m. ESPN NFL Insiders (1:30)

ESPN2 NCAA Basketball First Round Big-10 Tournament. Indianapolis, Ind. (Live) (2:00)

GOLF European Tour Weekly (0:30)

NBCSN My Classic Car (0:30)

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5:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)

FSN West Coast Customs (1:00)

GOLF Golf Central (1:00)

HBO Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel (1:00)

5:10 p.m. NBCSN Pro Football Talk (Live) (0:20)

5:30 p.m. ESPN2 College Basketball

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NBCSN NHL Rivals (0:30)

6:00 p.m. ESPN NBA Basketball Mem. at Bos. Boston, Mass. (Live) (2:30)

ESPN2 NCAA Basketball Second Round ACC Tournament. Washington, D.C. (Live) (2:00)

FSN Destination Polaris (0:30)

GOLF School of Golf (1:00)

NBCSN NHL Live! (Live) (1:00)

6:30 p.m. FSN The Lineup (0:30)

7:00 p.m. FSN UFC 163 (3:00)

GOLF PGA Golf Valspar Championship Pro-Am. Palm Harbor, Fla. (1:00)

NBCSN NHL Hockey Chi. at St.L. St. Louis, Mo. (Live) (2:45)

8:00 p.m. ESPN2 NCAA Basketball Second Round ACC Tournament. Washington, D.C. (Live) (2:30)

8:30 p.m. ESPN NBA Basketball L.A. C. at Okl. Oklahoma City, Okla. (Live) (2:30)

9:45 p.m. NBCSN NHL Overtime (Live) (0:45)

10:00 p.m. FSN UFC Fight Flashback (0:30)

GOLF EPGA Golf Round 1 True Thailand Classic. Hua Hin, Thailand (Live) (2:00)

10:30 p.m. ESPN2 SportsCenter (0:30) FSN Golf Life (0:30)

NBCSN NHL Rivals (0:30)

11:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)

ESPN2 NBA Tonight (0:30)

FSN WPT Poker Choctaw, Mass. (1:00)

11:30 p.m. ESPN2 SEC Storied (0:30)

Thursday, March 10

11:00 a.m. ESPN NCAA Basketball Quarter-final ACC Tournament. Washington, D.C. (Live) (2:00)

ESPN2 SportsCenter (0:30)

FSN WPT Poker Choctaw, Mass. (1:00)

GOLF Feherty (1:00)

NBCSN NCAA Basketball First Round A-10 Tournament. Brooklyn, N.Y. (Live) (5:00)

11:30 a.m. ESPN2 NCAA Basketball Quarter-final Big 12 Tournament. Kansas City, Mo. (Live) (2:00)

Noon (9) KAWE Classical Stretch: The Esmonde Technique (0:30)

FSN NHRA Drag Racing Carquest Auto Parts Nationals. Chandler, Ariz. (3:00)

GOLF PGA Golf Valspar Championship Pro-Am. Palm Harbor, Fla. (1:00)

1:00 p.m. ESPN NCAA Basketball Quarter-final ACC Tournament. Washington, D.C. (Live) (2:30)

GOLF Golf Central Pre-game (Live) (1:00)

1:30 p.m. ESPN2 NCAA Basketball Quarter-final Big 12 Tournament. Kansas City, Mo. (Live) (2:30)

2:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Golf Round 1 Valspar Championship. Palm Harbor, Fla. (Live) (3:00)

3:00 p.m. FSN UFC Unleashed (1:00)

3:30 p.m. ESPN Highly Questionable (0:30)

4:00 p.m. ESPN Around the Horn (0:30)

ESPN2 NFL Insiders (Live) (0:30)

FSN UFC Main Event (1:00)

NBCSN NASCAR America (Live) (1:10)

4:30 p.m. ESPN Pardon the Interruption (0:30)

ESPN2 NFL Live (Live) (1:00)

5:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)

FSN A Piece of the Game (0:30)

GOLF Golf Central (1:00)

5:10 p.m. NBCSN Pro Football Talk (Live) (0:20)

5:30 p.m. ESPN2 NCAA Basketball Second Round Big-10 Tournament. Indianapolis, Ind. (Live) (2:00)

FSN The Lineup (0:30)

NBCSN NCAA Basketball First Round A-10 Tournament. Brooklyn, N.Y. (Live) (5:00)

6:00 p.m. ESPN NCAA Basketball Quarter-final ACC Tournament. Washington, D.C. (Live) (2:00)

FSN State of Hockey (0:30)

GOLF PGA Golf Round 1 Valspar Championship. Palm Harbor, Fla. (3:00)

6:30 p.m. FSN Wild Live Pre-game (Live) (0:30)

7:00 p.m. FSN NHL Hockey Edm. at Min. St. Paul, Minn. (Live) (2:30)

TNT NBA Basketball Chi. at S.A. San Antonio, Texas (Live) (2:30) USA WWE Smackdown! (2:00)

7:30 p.m. ESPN2 NCAA Basketball

Second Round Big-10 Tournament. Indianapolis, Ind. (Live) (2:30)

8:00 p.m. ESPN NCAA Basketball Quarter-final ACC Tournament.

Washington, D.C. (Live) (2:30)

9:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Golf Round 1 Valspar Championship. Palm Harbor, Fla. (3:00)

9:30 p.m. FSN Wild Live Post-game (Live) (0:30)

TNT NBA Basketball Cle. at L.A. C. Los Angeles, Calif. (Live) (2:30)

10:00 p.m. ESPN2 College Basketball

Live (Live) (0:30)

FSN Due North Outdoors (0:30)

10:30 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:30)

ESPN2 30 for 30 (1:30)

FSN Backroads With Ron and Raven (0:30)

11:00 p.m. FSN WPT Poker Choctaw, Mass. (1:00)

Friday, March 11

11:00 a.m. ESPN NCAA Basketball Quarter-final Big-10 Tournament. Indianapolis, Ind. (Live) (2:00)

ESPN2 NCAA Basketball Quarterfinal The American Tournament. Orlando, Fla. (Live) (2:00)

FSN UEFA Soccer Round of 16 Leg 2 Champions League. (2:00)

GOLF ST Golf Round 3 Investec Cup. South Africa (2:00)

NBCSN NCAA Basketball Quarterfinal A-10 Tournament. Brooklyn, N.Y. (Live) (5:00)

Noon (9) KAWE Sit and Be Fit (0:30)

1:00 p.m. ESPN NCAA Basketball Quarter-final Big-10 Tournament. Indianapolis, Ind. (Live) (2:30)

ESPN2 NCAA Basketball Quarterfinal The American Tournament. Orlando, Fla. (Live) (2:30)

FSN NHL Hockey Edm. at Min. St. Paul, Minn. (2:00)

Convenient, Quality Business Insurance

FSN Snow Motion (0:30)

GOLF Golf Central (1:00)

5:30 p.m. ESPN2 Pardon the Interruption (0:30)

FSN Destination Polaris (0:30)

NBCSN NCAA Basketball Quarterfinal A-10 Tournament. Brooklyn, N.Y. (Live) (5:00)

6:00 p.m. ESPN NCAA Basketball Semifinal ACC Tournament. Washington, D.C. (Live) (2:00)

ESPN2 NCAA Basketball Semifinal Big 12 Tournament. Kansas City, Mo. (Live) (2:00)

FSN Three Wide Life (0:30)

GOLF PGA Golf Round 2 Valspar Championship. Palm Harbor, Fla. (3:00)

6:30 p.m. FSN Wolves Live Pre-game (Live) (0:30)

NBCSN USATF Track & Field Indoor Championship. (2:00)

11:00 p.m. ESPN2 30 for 30 (1:00)

FSN WPT Poker Alpha8. Las Vegas, Nev. (1:00)

Saturday, March 12

11:00 a.m. (7) KCCO The Road to the Final Four (0:30)

ESPN College Gameday (Live) (1:00)

FSN Fishing the Midwest (0:30)

GOLF Golf Central Pre-game (Live) (1:00)

NBCSN Premier League Live (Live) (0:30)

11:30 a.m. (7) KCCO Inside College Basketball (Live) (0:30)

(11) KARE EPL Soccer Brom at Arsen. London, England (Live) (2:00)

FSN Fishing With Joe Bucher (0:30)

Noon (7) KCCO NCAA Basketball Semifinal Big-10 Championship. Indianapolis, Ind. (Live) (2:30)

ESPN NCAA Basketball Semifinal SEC Tournament. Nashville, Tenn. (Live) (2:00)

ESPN2 NCAA Basketball Championship MEAC Tournament. Norfolk, Va. (Live) (2:00)

FSN Sportsman’s Journal (0:30)

GOLF PGA Golf Round 3 Valspar Championship. Palm Harbor, Fla. (Live) (2:00)

12:30 p.m. FSN Lindy Fish Ed. (0:30)

1:00 p.m. (9) KMSP (15) KVRR

NASCAR Pre-Race (Live) (0:30)

FSN UEFA Soccer Round of 16 Leg 2 Champions League. (2:00)

1:30 p.m. (9) KMSP (15) KVRR

NASCAR Auto Racing Xfinity Series

Axalta Faster Tougher Brighter 200. Phoenix, Ariz. (Live) (2:30)

(11) KARE Premier League Goal Zone (0:30)

2:00 p.m. (5) KSTP World of X Games (1:00)

ESPN2 NCAA Basketball Semifinal The American Tournament. Orlando, Fla. (Live) (2:00)

5:00 p.m. (7) KCCO NCAA Basketball Championship MWC Tournament. Las Vegas, Nev. (Live) (2:30)

ESPN NCAA Basketball Championship Big 12 Tournament. Kansas City, Mo. (Live) (2:00)

FSN State of Hockey (0:30)

GOLF Golf Central (1:00)

NBCSN Boat Racing America’s Cup World Series. (1:00)

5:30 p.m. FSN Wild Live Pre-game (Live) (0:30)

6:00 p.m. FSN NHL Hockey Min. at Mtl. Montreal, Que. (Live) (2:30)

GOLF PGA Golf Round 3 Valspar Championship. Palm Harbor, Fla. (5:00)

NBCSN UCI Cycling Paris-Nice. (1:00)

6:30 p.m. (9) KMSP (15) KVRR Basketball Post-game Show (Live) (0:30)

(11) KARE Minnesota Wild Country (0:30)

ESPN2 NCAA Basketball Championship MAC Tournament. Cleveland, Ohio (Live) (2:00)

7:00 p.m. (5) KSTP NBA Countdown (Live) (0:30)

ESPN College Basketball Live Scoreboard (Live) (1:00)

NBCSN USATF Track & Field Indoor Championship. Portland, Ore. (Live) (2:00)

7:30 p.m. (5) KSTP NBA Basketball Okl. at S.A. San Antonio, Texas (Live) (2:30)

(7) KCCO Boxing Shawn Porter vs. Keith Thurman Showtime. Uncasville, Conn. (Live) (2:30)

8:00 p.m. ESPN NCAA Basketball Championship ACC Tournament. Washington, D.C. (Live) (2:00)

8:30 p.m. ESPN2 NCAA Basketball Championship SLC Tournament. Katy, Texas (Live) (2:00)

GOLF Golf Central Pre-game (Live) (1:00)

2:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Golf Round 2 Valspar Championship. Palm Harbor, Fla. (Live) (3:00)

3:00 p.m. FSN John Gillespie’s Waters & Woods (0:30)

3:30 p.m. ESPN Highly Questionable (0:30)

ESPN2 NBA: The Jump (Live) (0:30)

FSN Midwest Outdoors Magazine (0:30)

4:00 p.m. ESPN Around the Horn (0:30)

ESPN2 SportsNation (0:30)

FSN Lindner’s Angling Edge (0:30)

NBCSN College Basketball Live Scoreboard (Live) (0:30)

4:30 p.m. ESPN Pardon the Interruption (0:30)

ESPN2 Highly Questionable (0:30)

FSN Backroads With Ron and Raven (0:30)

NBCSN Pro Football Talk (Live) (1:00)

5:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)

ESPN2 Around the Horn (0:30)

7:00 p.m. FSN NBA Basketball Min. at Okl. Oklahoma City, Okla. (Live) (2:30)

8:00 p.m. ESPN ESPN2 College Basketball Live Scoreboard (Live) (0:30)

8:30 p.m. ESPN NCAA Basketball Semifinal ACC Tournament. Washington, D.C. (Live) (2:00)

ESPN2 NCAA Basketball Semifinal Big 12 Tournament. Kansas City, Mo. (Live) (2:00)

9:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Golf Round 2 Valspar Championship. Palm Harbor, Fla. (3:00)

9:30 p.m. (15) KVRR KVRR Sports Extra (0:30)

FSN Wolves Live Post-game (Live) (0:30)

10:00 p.m. FSN Wolves Weekly (0:30)

10:15 p.m. (9) KMSP Fox 9 Sports Now (0:20)

10:30 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:30)

ESPN2 College Basketball Live Scoreboard (Live) (0:30)

FSN Minnesota Timberwolves: Track the Pack 2015-16 (0:30)

(11) KARE PGA Golf Round 3 Valspar Championship. Palm Harbor, Fla. (Live) (3:00)

ESPN NCAA Basketball Semifinal SEC Tournament. Nashville, Tenn. (Live) (2:30)

ESPN2 NCAA Basketball Semifinal The American Tournament. Orlando, Fla. (Live) (2:00)

GOLF ST Golf Final Round Investec Cup. South Africa (3:00)

NBCSN RFU Rugby English Premiership. L.I. vs. Sar. (Live) (2:00)

2:30 p.m. (7) KCCO NCAA Basketball Semifinal Big-10 Championship. Indianapolis, Ind. (Live) (2:30)

3:00 p.m. (5) KSTP 30 for 30 (1:00)

FSN UEFA Soccer Round of 16 Leg 2 Champions League. (2:00)

4:00 p.m. (9) KMSP (15) KVRR Fox College Hoops Tip-Off (Live) (0:30)

ESPN2 College Basketball Live Scoreboard (Live) (0:30)

NBCSN Suncast (1:00)

4:30 p.m. (9) KMSP (15) KVRR NCAA Basketball (Live) (2:00)

ESPN College Basketball Live Scoreboard (Live) (0:30)

FSN Wild Live Post-game (Live) (0:30)

9:00 p.m. FSN Becoming Wild (0:30)

NBCSN Mixed Martial Arts Card TBA World Series of Fighting. (Live) (2:00)

9:30 p.m. FSN State of Hockey (0:30)

9:45 p.m. (9) KMSP Fox 9 Sports Now (0:15)

10:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)

FSN Minnesota Twins Diamond Awards (1:00)

10:30 p.m. ESPN2 NCAA Basketball Championship BWC Tournament. Anaheim, Calif. (Live) (2:00)

11:00 p.m. (23) WUCW Ring of Honor Wrestling (1:00)

ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)

FSN WPT Poker Choctaw, Mass. (1:00)

GOLF LET Golf Final Round World Championship. Shenzhen, China (Live) (4:00)

NBCSN Mixed Martial Arts Card TBA World Series of Fighting. (3:00)

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The secret is out: Michael Symon loves meat. OK, so it probably wasn’t that big of a secret, but the guy definitely has a meat tooth rather than a sweet tooth.

The Cleveland-based chef is a Food Network favorite, a host of ABC’s culinary talk show “The Chew” and an Iron Chef to boot. He’s also the host of “Burgers, Brew & ‘Que,” a fun little Food Network show that airs Friday evenings on the culinary channel — you can catch a new episode March 11.

The premise is one that makes me more than a little envious: our

host travels from city to city across America seeking out — and, of course, trying out — the best burgers and barbecue that he can find.

And since he’s trying out the best local meats, he needs the best local brews to wash it down. With craft beers and brew pubs experiencing a modern-day renaissance, there’s always something unique and interesting to pair with the mighty meat dishes.

In this week’s episode, Symon is hopping all over the country in his meaty quest. His first stop is Lexington, Kentucky, for some smoked chicken wings smothered in a blackberry jalapeño sauce and a burger

made with some of the tastiest pork he’s ever had.

Later, he’s on to New Orleans’ French Quarter for some Caribbeaninspired barbecue, like amazingly crispy rum-soaked ribs. Between those two stops, he jets off to Cincinnati for some chicken and waffles with a spicy kick.

Is your mouth watering yet? Just wait until next week when Symon has a deep-fried burger, a fried steak bacon biscuit and an adult sundae

made with a local stout beer. The list of creative, delicious dishes just goes on and on.

Burgers and barbecue are two quintessential American cuisines, and nothing goes better with those big, meaty meals than a fresh local brew.

Chef Michael Symon is indulging in his love of meat and beer on his ultimate, meaty road trip. A new episode of “Burgers, Brew & ‘Que” airs Friday, March 11, on Food Network.

Sunday, March 6

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1:00 p.m. TRAV Bizarre Foods

America

2:00 p.m. TRAV Bizarre Foods: Delicious Destinations

3:00 p.m. TRAV Food Paradise

4:00 p.m. TRAV

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Food Paradise 5:00 p.m. TRAV Food Paradise 6:00 p.m. TRAV Food Paradise Monday, March 7 9:00 a.m. TRAV Bizarre Foods 10:00 a.m. TRAV Bizarre Foods 11:00 a.m. TRAV Bizarre Foods Noon TRAV Bizarre Foods 1:00 p.m. (11) KARE The Rachael Ray Show TRAV Bizarre Foods 3:00 p.m. TRAV Food Paradise 4:00 p.m. TRAV Food Paradise 5:00 p.m. TRAV Bizarre Foods 6:00 p.m. TRAV Bizarre Foods America 7:00 p.m. (2) KTCA Joy Bauer’s From Junk Food to Joy Food TRAV Bizarre Foods: Delicious Destinations 8:00 p.m. TRAV Bizarre Foods 9:00 p.m. TRAV Bizarre Foods 10:00 p.m. TRAV Bizarre Foods America 11:00 p.m. TRAV Bizarre Foods Tuesday, March 8 9:00 a.m. TRAV Bizarre Foods America 10:00 a.m. TRAV Bizarre Foods America 11:00 a.m. TRAV Bizarre Foods America 11:30 a.m. (9) KAWE Martha Bakes Noon TRAV Bizarre Foods America 1:00 p.m. (11) KARE The Rachael Ray Show TRAV Bizarre Foods America 2:00 p.m. TRAV Man v. Food 2:30 p.m. TRAV Man v. Food 3:00 p.m. TRAV Food Paradise 4:00 p.m. TRAV Food Paradise 5:00 p.m. TRAV Bizarre Foods 6:00 p.m. TRAV Bizarre Foods America 7:00 p.m. TRAV Bizarre Foods America 8:00 p.m. TRAV Bizarre Foods: Delicious Destinations (N) 8:30 p.m. TRAV Bizarre Foods: Delicious Destinations (N) 9:00 p.m. TRAV Booze Traveler 10:00 p.m. TRAV Bizarre Foods 11:00 p.m. TRAV Bizarre Foods: Delicious Destinations 11:30 p.m. TRAV Bizarre Foods: Delicious Destinations Wednesday, March 9 1:00 p.m. (11) KARE The Rachael Ray Show 1:30 p.m. TRAV Man v. Food 2:30 p.m. TRAV Man v. Food 3:00 p.m. TRAV Bizarre Foods 4:00 p.m. TRAV Bizarre Foods Thursday, March 10 1:00 p.m. (11) KARE The Rachael Ray Show 9:00 p.m. BRAVO Recipe for Deception (N) 10:00 p.m. (2) KTCA Joy Bauer’s From Junk Food to Joy Food Friday, March 11 1:00 p.m. (11) KARE The Rachael Ray Show Saturday, March 12 9:30 a.m. (2) KTCA Joy Bauer’s From Junk Food to Joy Food Noon (9) KAWE Joy Bauer’s From Junk Food to Joy Food 12:30 p.m. TRAV Man v. Food 1:00 p.m. TRAV Food Paradise 2:00 p.m. TRAV Food Paradise 3:00 p.m. TRAV Food Paradise 4:00 p.m. TRAV Food Paradise Brainerd Daily Dispatch, MN: Food Mar 6, 2016 to Mar 12, 2016
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Late Laughs

Conan

Carolina Panthers’ Cam Newton is under fire for ducking out of his post-game press conference early. On the bright side, it was the first time all day Cam was able to move and not get tackled.

During the Super Bowl, Quicken Loans debuted a new app that lets people get a mortgage instantly, on their

phones, by just tapping the screen. The app is called “What could possibly go wrong?” I just butt-got a mortgage!

The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon

Last night was Super Bowl 50. It’s a special night where Americans gather with friends and family to lose money and gain weight.

I want to say congratulations to the

Denver Broncos, who beat the Carolina Panthers in Super Bowl 50. The Broncos really stopped Cam Newton last night. In fact, the only dabbing Cam Newton was doing last night was with some Kleenex.

The Late Late Show with James Corden

After last night’s New Hampshire primary, it looks like Chris Christie is out, which isn’t surprising — he doesn’t look like the kind of guy who wins a lot of races.

Videoreleases

In the Heart of the Sea

Solution on page 10.

The true story that inspired the classic novel “Moby-Dick” comes to life. In 1820, the whaling ship Essex sets sail, but finds little success. Tensions flare between first mate Owen Chase (Hemsworth), an experienced whaler, and Capt. George Pollard (Walker), but when the ship is nearly destroyed in a storm, they agree to set aside their differences and head for what they

hope will be more lucrative whaling waters in the Pacific.

Director:Ron Howard.Stars:Chris Hemsworth,BenjaminWalker, BenWhishaw,Brendan Gleeson. 2015.122 min.Adventure.

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