The Brainerd Dispatch TV Week March 15th 2015

A whole new family

By Jacqueline Spendlove TV Media

I t’s been 18 years since Ellen DeGeneres’ character came out of the closet in her sitcom “Ellen,” shortly after the actress herself came out to the public in the real world. The groundbreaking “The Puppy Episode” has been credited with being one of television’s most influential gay moments and with blazing a trail for LGBT-centered shows that followed, such as “Will and Grace,” “Modern Family,” “The L Word” and “Glee.”

Now, the comedian and muchloved talk show host is producing “One Big Happy,” a sitcom focused on a single lesbian and her male best friend who decide to have a baby together. The series kicks off Tuesday, March 17, on NBC.

Canadian-born beauty Elisha Cuthbert (“Happy Endings”) plays

Lizzy, a young woman who, at 30, is ready to move into parenthood, despite being single. Luke (Nick Zano, “2 Broke Girls”) has been her best pal since childhood, and as kids, they both went through the difficulty of their parents’ divorces. Neither is in a relationship but both want to start a family, so, since they’re practically family anyway, they decide to have a baby together.

It sounds like a great plan, until Luke meets stunning bartender Prudence (Kelly Brook, “Smallville”), who’s due to return to her native England in a couple of days. Instead, the two fall head over heels in love and embark on a whirlwind romance, and just when Lizzy finds out that a bun is officially in the oven, Luke and Prudence announce that they’ve tied the knot.

The co-parenting scenario was an unusual one to begin with, but now the three of them are, well, sort of a couple.

It’s not an all together unheard of state of affairs, though. In fact, the show is loosely based on creator Liz Feldman’s own life. Feldman, whose writing and producing credits include “2 Broke Girls” and “Hot in Cleveland,” was heavily influenced by DeGeneres’ coming out in 1997. She met the ac-

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tress at a book signing the following year, and a friendship formed between the two women. Years later, DeGeneres even hired Feldman to write for “The Ellen DeGeneres Show.”

“This comes from a real place. It’s not coming from any sort of agenda, what can we do to put another lesbian on that television. It’s coming from the truth.”

The showrunner also noted that

‘One Big Happy’

possible, but DeGeneres noted at the TCA panel that, while the female lead happens to be gay, that’s not what the show is really about.

“Yes, there’s a lesbian character, but it’s a really funny show and that’s funny material

doesn’t seek out gay-specific material for her production company.

In fact, Lizzy is really the only gay character in the show. An ex of hers will appear in one of the early episodes, but, according to DeGeneres, the character is too difficult and dysfunctional at this point to be able to handle a romantic relationship.

The main question is one that many single men and women in their late 20s and early 30s are facing, perhaps more so today than ever before: what do you do when you’ve reached the point in your life where you want to have children but haven’t met the person you want to spend the rest of your life with?

In past decades, 30 was considered spinsterhood for an unmarried woman. These days, men and women alike are waiting longer to get married, refusing to settle for someone not quite perfect just because he or she came along at “the right time.” Unfortunately, our biology hasn’t clued in to the fact that we’re no longer dying off at 40 and therefore might not want to start churning out babies before we hit 20. If parenthood’s

on the table, most people want to get cracking before they hit their mid-30s.

What Lizzy and Luke have worked out is really the perfect solution — until a Prudence enters the equation. Far more important than Lizzy’s sexuality is the situation in which she’s suddenly found herself: she’s going to have a baby with a man who’s married to someone else.

Despite “The Puppy Episode” being “Ellen’s” highest-rated episode and the buzz it stirred, the show also received a good deal of backlash and was canceled the following season. A lot has changed in the past 18 years, though, and there have been enough wildly successful shows that have featured prominent gay storylines to help usher in a new era of acceptance. As Feldman said at the TCA panel, “I think what we’re trying to do is almost pick up where [Ellen] left off in a way, except it’s 18 years later, so I think the world is ready for it on a new level.”

Catch the season premiere of “One Big Happy” when it airs Tuesday, March 17, on NBC.

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Sports this week

11:00 a.m. (7) KCCO NCAA Basketball Second Round Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:30)

ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)

ESPN2 His & Hers (Live) (1:00)

GOLF Arnie (1:00)

NBCSN Bass 2 Billfish (0:30)

11:30 a.m. NBCSN Americana Outdoors (0:30)

TRUTV NCAA Basketball Second Round Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:30)

Noon (9) KAWE Classical Stretch: The Esmonde Technique (0:30)

ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)

FSN MLB Baseball Spring Training. Min. vs. T.B. (Live) (3:00)

GOLF Golf Central Pre-game (Live) (1:00)

NBCSN Babe Winkelman (0:30)

12:30 p.m. NBCSN Seasons on the Fly (0:30)

TBS NCAA Basketball Second Round Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:30)

1:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)

ESPN2 ATP Tennis Men’s and Women’s Quarter-final BNP Paribas Open. (Live) (4:00)

GOLF PGA Golf Round 1 Arnold Palmer Invitational. (Live) (4:00)

NBCSN Lunkerville (0:30)

TNT NCAA Basketball (2:30)

1:30 p.m. (7) KCCO NCAA Basketball Second Round Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:30)

NBCSN Lunkerville (0:30)

2:00 p.m. ESPN Outside the Lines (Live) (0:30)

NBCSN Charlie Moore: No Offense (0:30)

TRUTV NCAA Basketball Second Round Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:30)

2:30 p.m. ESPN NFL Insiders (Live) (0:30)

NBCSN Performance TV (0:30)

3:00 p.m. ESPN NFL Live (Live) (1:00)

FSN Baseball in the Dominican Republic (0:30)

TBS NCAA Basketball Second Round Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:45)

3:30 p.m. FSN Baseball in the Dominican Republic (0:30)

TNT NCAA Basketball (2:45)

4:00 p.m. ESPN College Gameday (Live) (1:00)

FSN Destination Polaris (0:30)

NBCSN NASCAR America (Live) (0:30)

4:30 p.m. FSN UFC Ultimate Insider (0:30)

NBCSN Pro Football Talk (Live) (1:00)

5:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)

ESPN2 SportsNation (1:00)

FSN UFC Unleashed (1:00)

GOLF LPGA Golf Round 1 Founders Cup. (Live) (3:00)

5:30 p.m. NBCSN NASCAR America (0:30)

TRUTV NCAA Press Conferences (0:30)

5:45 p.m. TBS NCAA Basketball Second Round Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:30)

6:00 p.m. (7) KCCO NCAA Basketball Second Round Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:30)

ESPN MLB Baseball Spring Training. Phi. vs. N.Y. Y. (Live) (3:00)

ESPN2 NFL Live (1:00)

FSN Due North Outdoors (0:30)

NBCSN Curling Men’s United States vs. China (2:00)

TRUTV NCAA Tip-Off (Live) (0:15)

6:15 p.m. TNT NCAA Basketball (2:30)

TRUTV NCAA Basketball Second Round Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:40)

6:30 p.m. FSN Wild Live Pre-game (Live) (0:30)

7:00 p.m. ESPN2 ATP Tennis Men’s and Women’s Quarter-final BNP

Paribas Open. (Live) (4:00)

FSN NHL Hockey Was. vs. Min. (Live) (2:30)

SYFY WWE Smackdown! (2:00)

8:00 p.m. GOLF Golf Central (0:30)

NBCSN Curling Women’s Unite States vs. New Zealand (2:00)

8:15 p.m. TBS NCAA Basketball

Second Round Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:45)

8:30 p.m. (7) KCCO NCAA Basketball

Second Round Division I Tournament.

(Live) (2:30)

GOLF PGA Golf Round 1 Arnold Palmer Invitational. (4:00)

8:45 p.m. TNT NCAA Basketball (2:15)

8:55 p.m. TRUTV NCAA Basketball Second Round Division I Tournament.

(Live) (2:35)

9:00 p.m. ESPN Baseball Tonight (Live) (1:00)

9:30 p.m. FSN Wild Live Post-game (Live) (0:30)

10:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)

FSN Due North Outdoors (0:30)

NBCSN Red Bull Signature Series Double Pipe. (1:00)

10:30 p.m. FSN Backroads With Ron and Raven (0:30)

11:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)

ESPN2 College Gameday (Live) (1:00)

FSN WPT Poker Borgata Open. (1:00)

NBCSN ISU Speed Skating World Allround Championships. (1:00)

11:30 p.m. TRUTV Inside March Madness (1:00)

Friday, March 20

10:00 a.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)

GOLF Big Break: Palm Beaches (1:00)

TRUTV NCAA Tip-Off (Live) (1:30)

11:00 a.m. (7) KCCO ESPN2 NCAA Basketball Women’s First Round Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:00)

ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)

FSN John Gillespie’s Waters & Woods (0:30)

GOLF Arnie and Me (1:00)

NBCSN Bill Dance Outdoors (0:30)

11:30 a.m. FSN Midwest Outdoors Magazine (0:30)

NBCSN Fishing With Roland Martin (0:30)

TRUTV NCAA Basketball Second Round Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:30)

Noon (9) KAWE Sit and Be Fit (0:30)

ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)

FSN NBA Basketball Min. vs. N.Y. (1:30)

GOLF Golf Central Pre-game (1:00)

NBCSN Jimmy Houston Outdoors (0:30)

12:30 p.m. NBCSN The Scott Martin Challenge (0:30)

TBS NCAA Basketball Second Round Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:30)

1:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)

ESPN2 NCAA Studio Update (Live) (0:30)

GOLF PGA Golf Round 2 Arnold Palmer Invitational. (Live) (4:00)

NBCSN Timmy Horton Outdoors (0:30)

TNT NCAA Basketball (2:30)

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ESPN2 NCAA Basketball Women’s First Round Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:00)

FSN NCAA Hockey Semifinal WCHA Tournament. (Live) (2:30)

NBCSN NCAA Hockey Semifinal East Tournament. (Live) (2:30)

5:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (2:00)

GOLF LPGA Golf Round 2 Founders Cup. (Live) (2:00)

5:30 p.m. TRUTV NCAA Press Conferences (0:30)

5:45 p.m. TBS NCAA Basketball Second Round Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:30)

6:00 p.m. (7) KCCO NCAA Basketball Second Round Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:30)

ESPN2 NCAA Studio Update (Live) (0:30)

TRUTV NCAA Tip-Off (0:15)

8:45 p.m. TNT NCAA Basketball (2:15)

8:55 p.m. TRUTV NCAA Basketball Second Round Division I Tournament. (2:35)

9:00 p.m. ESPN2 Fitness Women’s 2014 CrossFit Games. (1:00)

GOLF Golf Central (0:30)

9:30 p.m. GOLF PGA Golf Round 2 Arnold Palmer Invitational. (4:00)

NBCSN NHL Top 10 (0:30)

10:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)

ESPN2 WTA Tennis Semifinal BNP Paribas Open. (Live) (2:00)

FSN West Coast Customs (1:00)

NBCSN Curling Men’s Japan vs. Unite States (2:00)

10:15 p.m. (9) KMSP Fox 9 Sports Now (0:20)

11:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)

FSN WPT Poker Borgata Open. (1:00)

11:30 p.m. TRUTV Inside March Madness (1:00)

Saturday, March 21

10:00 a.m. ESPN NCAA Basketball Second Round NIT Tournament. (Live) (2:00)

ESPN2 NCAA Basketball Women’s First Round Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:00)

GOLF Golf Central Pre-game (Live) (1:30)

NBCSN EPL Soccer (Live) (2:00)

10:30 a.m. FSN Lindner’s Angling Edge (0:30)

11:00 a.m. (7) KCCO NCAA Basketball Third Round Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:30)

FSN Fishing the Midwest (0:30)

11:30 a.m. FSN Fishing With Joe Bucher (0:30)

GOLF PGA Golf Round 3 Arnold Palmer Invitational. (Live) (2:00)

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1:30 p.m. (7) KCCO ESPN2 NCAA Basketball Women’s First Round Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:00)

FSN NHL Hockey Was. vs. Min. (1:30)

NBCSN IFA Redfish Tour (0:30)

2:00 p.m. ESPN ATP Tennis Men’s Quarter-final BNP Paribas Open. (Live) (2:00)

NBCSN Charlie Moore: No Offense (0:30)

TRUTV NCAA Basketball Second Round Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:30)

2:30 p.m. NBCSN NHL Top 10 (0:30)

3:00 p.m. FSN Outdoor Bound TV With Kurt Walbeck (0:30)

NBCSN NHL Top 10 (0:30)

TBS NCAA Basketball Second Round Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:45)

3:30 p.m. ESPN2 NCAA Studio Update (Live) (0:30)

FSN Snow Motion (0:30)

NBCSN NHL Top 10 (0:30)

TNT NCAA Basketball (2:45)

4:00 p.m. ESPN College Gameday (Live) (1:00)

6:15 p.m. TNT NCAA Basketball (2:30)

TRUTV NCAA Basketball Second Round Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:40)

6:30 p.m. ESPN2 NCAA Basketball Women’s First Round Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:00)

FSN Three Wide Life (0:30)

NBCSN NHL Live! (Live) (0:30)

7:00 p.m. ESPN NCAA Wrestling Semifinal Division I Championship. (Live) (3:00)

FSN Destination Polaris (0:30)

GOLF CHAMPS Golf Round 1 Tucson Conquistadores Classic. (2:00)

NBCSN NCAA Hockey Semifinal East Tournament. (Live) (2:30)

7:30 p.m. FSN NCAA Hockey Semifinal WCHA Tournament. (Live) (2:30)

8:15 p.m. TBS NCAA Basketball Second Round Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:45)

8:30 p.m. (7) KCCO NCAA Basketball Second Round Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:30)

ESPN2 Fitness Women’s 2014 CrossFit Games. (0:30)

3:00 p.m. (5) KSTP ESPN Sports Saturday (2:00)

ESPN2 NCAA Basketball Women’s First Round Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:00)

3:30 p.m. FSN Wild Live Post-game (Live) (0:30)

NBCSN EPL Soccer (2:00)

4:00 p.m. (7) KCCO NCAA Basketball Third Round Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:30)

FSN Lindy Fish Ed. (0:30)

GOLF CHAMPS Golf Round 2 Tucson Conquistadores Classic. (Live) (2:00)

TNT NCAA Basketball (1:00)

4:30 p.m. FSN Keyes Outdoors (0:30)

5:00 p.m. ESPN2 NCAA Studio Update (Live) (0:30)

FSN Golf Life (0:30)

TNT NCAA Basketball (2:30)

5:30 p.m. ESPN2 NCAA Basketball Women’s First Round Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:00)

FSN Becoming Wild (0:30)

NBCSN Volvo Ocean Race (0:30)

6:00 p.m. ESPN Arm Wrestling World League Championship. (1:00)

FSN NCAA Hockey Championship WCHA Tournament. (Live) (2:30)

GOLF LPGA Golf Round 3 Founders Cup. (Live) (2:00)

NBCSN NCAA Hockey Championship East Tournament. (Live) (2:30)

TBS NCAA Basketball Third Round Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:30)

6:30 p.m. (7) KCCO NCAA Basketball Third Round Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:30)

(15) KVRR Ultimate Outdoor Adventure (0:30)

7:00 p.m. ESPN NCAA Wrestling Championship Division I Championship. (Live) (3:00)

7:30 p.m. ESPN2 NCAA Studio Update (Live) (0:30)

Noon ESPN Fitness Women’s CrossFit Games. (1:00)

ESPN2 NCAA Studio Update (Live) (0:30)

FSN Sportsman’s Journal (0:30)

NBCSN Premier League Live Bridge (Live) (0:30)

12:30 p.m. ESPN2 NCAA Basketball Women’s First Round Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:00)

FSN Wild Live Pre-game (Live) (0:30)

NBCSN EPL Soccer Sund. vs. W.H.U. (Live) (2:00)

1:00 p.m. (11) KARE PGA Tour Special (0:30)

ESPN ATP Tennis Men’s Semifinal BNP Paribas Open. (Live) (5:00)

FSN NHL Hockey St.L. vs. Min. (Live) (2:30)

1:30 p.m. (7) KCCO NCAA Basketball Third Round Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:30)

(11) KARE GOLF PGA Golf Round 3 Arnold Palmer Invitational. (Live) (3:30)

2:00 p.m. (5) KSTP World of X Games (1:00)

2:30 p.m. ESPN2 NCAA Studio Update (Live) (0:30)

NBCSN Barclays Premier League Goal Zone (Live) (1:00)

TNT NCAA Basketball (2:30)

8:00 p.m. ESPN2 NCAA Basketball Women’s First Round Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:00)

GOLF Golf Central (1:00)

8:30 p.m. FSN The Game 365 (0:30)

NBCSN NHL Top 10 (0:30)

TBS NCAA Basketball Third Round Division I Tournament. (Live) (2:30)

9:00 p.m. FSN UEFA Soccer Champions League. (2:00)

GOLF PGA Golf Round 3 Arnold Palmer Invitational. (5:00)

NBCSN Red Bull Signature Series Double Pipe. (1:00)

10:00 p.m. (23) WUCW Ring of Honor Wrestling (1:00)

ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)

ESPN2 Fitness Women’s 2014 CrossFit Games. (1:00)

NBCSN Premier League Match of the Day (2:00)

11:00 p.m. ESPN SportsCenter (1:00)

ESPN2 College Gameday (Live) (1:00)

FSN UEFA Europa League Highlights (1:00)

TBS Inside March Madness (Live) (0:30)

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FAM <+++ Hook (‘91, Fant) Robin Williams. 'TVPG' <++ P irates o f th e C arib b ean : On Stran g er Tid es 'TV14' <+++ Independence Day (‘96, Sci-Fi) Will Smith. 'TV14' <+++ Fantastic Four (‘05, Act) 'TV14' < The Hung er G

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FSN P ai d P ai d P ai d O u td o o r Depth P ai d Outdoors Outdoors Game365 Polaris Snowbo arding MLB Baseb all Spring Training St.L./Min. (L) 'TVG' Unlimited (N) West Custom s (N) WolvesW. Pre-game

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GOLF (5:00) EP GA Golf Tshwane Open Site: Pretoria Country Club -- Pretoria, South Africa (L) 'TVG' Morning Drive The latest news in golf. (L) 'TVG' Golf Preg am e P G A Golf Valspar Championship Site: Innisbrook Resort and Golf Club (L) 'TVG' <+++ Cadd yshack (‘80, Com) Rodney Dangerfield, Chevy Chase. 'TVMA' Big Break "Carry Your Weight" Golf Central 'TVG'

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NBCSN (5:00) F 1 Auto Racin g Leaug e Live EP L Soccer Southam./Chels. (L) 'TVG' Bridge EP L Soccer Totten./Man. U. (L) 'TVG' Goal Zone UC I Cycling F 1 Auto Racing Australian Grand Prix 'TVG' F 1 Ex tra

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T C M (5:00) < Gold Dig g ers o f 1935 <+++ The Firefly (‘37, Dra) Allan Jones, Jeanette MacDonald. 'TVG' (:15) <++ Brig ht Ey es (‘34, Mus) James Dunn, Shirley Temple. 'TVG' <+++ The Ambassador's Daughter (‘56, Rom) Olivia De Havilland. 'TVPG' <+++ The Mating Game (‘59, Rom) Tony Randall, Debbie Reynolds. 'TVG' <+++ Magnificen t Obsession (‘54, Dra) Jane Wyman, Rock Hudson. 'TVPG' <++ Where the Boys Are 'TVPG'

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There’s a new device that allows airline passengers to completely isolate themselves from their rowmates. The device is called “a baby.”

Jeb Bush’s mother, Barbara Bush, has given her son her blessing to run for president. So now Jeb’s campaign slogan is, “My Mommy Said I Could.”

After a bunch of security breaches, President Obama has appointed a new head of the Secret Service. The Secret Service director was so excited, he jumped over the White House fence for joy.

A study just came out that found that getting bullied by your brothers is more common than getting bullied at school. The study was conducted at my house in the ‘70s.

An executive at Apple helped design the lightsaber for the new “Star Wars” film “The Force Awakens.” In fact, they’ve already had to rename the movie: “The Force Awakens, Unless the Battery’s Been on for Four Hours.”

Starbucks has just launched a home delivery service. It’s perfect for anyone too lazy to walk one block in any direction.

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By Andrew Warren TV Media

It’s no secret that Fox’s “MasterChef” is a huge hit. Five seasons in (with a sixth on its way), the cooking competition shows no signs of slowing down.

Well, the Food Network may have its own new hit on its hands.

Part of the key to “MasterChef’s” success is the combination of telegenic chefs handing down their culinary wisdom to top-notch home cooks, while watching those same amateurs compete with each other to find out who’s the best.

“All-Star Academy,” currently airing Sunday nights on the Food Network, follows a similar formula — but not too similar. While comparisons will inevitably be drawn between the two shows, this show is a different beast.

Hosted by “Chopped’s” Ted Allen, “All-Star Academy” brings 10 of the nation’s best home cooks together for what they no doubt consider the opportunity of a lifetime. They’ve been divided up into teams of two, with each team mentored by one of the Food Network’s most renowned chefs.

Each week, the chefs will work hard to tutor and train their new protégés, imparting their wisdom and knowledge on their eager pu-

pils. Then, the chefs’ teaching abilities are put to the test as the home cooks battle it out in culinary challenges.

In the end, there will be two winners: the best home cook and his or her mentor. And while it’s only bragging rights that the winning chef walks away with (the winning home cook gets a nice lump sum of cash, of course), the Food Network has brought together some of their most competitive personalities to make sure that winning will be the only option for these culinary juggernauts.

Three Iron Chefs will be facing off in this proxy battle: Bobby Flay, Michael Symon and Alex Guarnaschelli aren’t strangers to the heat of competition, but in this battle they’ll have to stand back and watch as their trainees do the winning or losing. They’ll be joined by acclaimed Australian chef Curtis Stone, the host of Bravo’s “Top Chef: Masters” and “Top Chef: Duels.”

“All-Star Academy” really is a win-win situation for everyone involved. The home cooks get the opportunity to be trained by some of the nation’s greatest chefs, while those same chefs get to compete with each other for bragging rights. “All-Star Academy” airs Sunday nights on the Food Network.

Chefs Curtis Stone, Alex Guarnaschelli, Michael Symon, Bobby Flay and host Ted Allen in “All-Star Academy”

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(:15) < E l ep ha n t S ta mp ed e (‘51, Adv) 'TVPG'

HBO (:15) < End less Love (‘14, Rom) Gabriella Wilde, Alex Pettyfer. 'TVPG' The Jinx 6/6 (:45) < Neighbors (‘14, Com) Zac Efron, Rose Byrne, Seth Rogen. 'TVMA' Girls Boxing World Championship Site: Bell Centre 'TVMA' (:45) Making Real Time With Bill Maher 'TVM' Last Week (:35) Louis C K : Oh My God 'TVMA' (:35) Vice (:05) <++ Bring It On 'TV14'

M A X (5:25) < Runner Runner 'TV14' Banshee 'TVMA' <++ Just Friend s (‘05, Com) Ryan Reynolds. 'TV14' (:35) < C l o s ed C i rcu it (‘13, Dra) Eric Bana. 'TVPG' (:15) Banshee 'TVMA' (:15) < A Wife's Secr et (Adult) 'TVMA' (:40) <++ That Awkward M o m en t (‘14, Com) 'TV14'

SHOW (4:30) <++ Kill Bill Vol 2 'TVM' Shameless 'TVMA' H ouse of Lies Episodes Shameless 'TVMA' E pisodes House of Lies <+++ M on s te r (‘03, Bio) Christina Ricci, Bruce Dern, Charlize Theron. 'TVM' < Th e C o ld Lig h t o f Day

T M C (5:25) < April Rain (‘13, Act) 'TVMA' < Alex Cross (‘12, Act) Matthew Fox. 'TV14' (:45) <++ Pathology (‘08, Cri) Alyssa Milano, Milo Ventimiglia. 'TVMA' <+++ Compliance (‘12, Dra) Ann Dowd. 'TV14'

(:15) < Ride Along (‘14, Act/Com) Kevin Hart, John Leguizamo, Ice Cube. 'TV14' <+++ The Life of David Gale 'TVMA'

(‘12, Act) Henry Cavill. 'TVPG' (:35) X -Rated 'TVMA' (:10) Billy Joel: Trust 'TV14' :25 < Three

< Do n 't Be a M en a ce to South Central While Drink Pauly Shore Stands Alone 'TV14' <+++ White Lightnin' (‘09, Dra) Edward Hogg. 'TVMA' < Love and Hono r (‘13, Rom) Liam Hemsworth. 'TV14'

'TV14'

(41) KP X M Criminal Minds "Bully" 'TV14' Criminal Minds 'TV14' C ri m M i n d s "The Road Home" 'TV14' Criminal Minds "200" 'TV14' The Listener "The Magician" 'TVPG' The Listener "Ace in the Hole" 'TV14' The Listener "Vanished" 'TV14' The Listener "Jericho" 'TV14'

A&E (4:30) <++ Twis ter (‘96, Act) 'TV14' M arried at F i rs t Sight (N) 'TV14' M arried at F i rs t Sig h t (SP) (N) 'TV14' The Returned "Simon" 'TV14' M arried at F i rs t Sight 'TV14' M arried at F i rs t Sig h t 'TV14' (:05) The Returned "Simon" 'TV14' InfoDoc InfoDoc InfoDoc InfoDoc InfoDoc InfoDoc

A M C (4:00) <++ V an Helsing 'TV14'

<+++ The Departed (‘06, Thril) Matt Damon, Jack Nicholson, Leonardo DiCaprio. 'R'

un tin g C o un tin g C o un tin g G a n g l a n d Un der Vikings InfoDoc InfoDoc InfoDoc InfoDoc InfoDoc InfoDoc

LIFE Dance Moms Dance Moms (N) D ance Moms (N) Born in Wild (N) Born in th e Wild Dance Moms Dance Moms (:05) Born in Wild (:05) Born in Wild (:05) Paid (:35) Paid (:05) Paid (:35) P ai d P aid P ai d

NBCSN NHLLive NHL Hockey Buffalo vs Boston (L) 'TVG' Overtime Rivals Rivals EP L Soccer 'TVG' Barclays Review Premier C o ns C o ns C o ns C o ns C o ns C o ns Rad i u s Rad i u s

NICK T h u nd e r Hathaway F Ho u se F Ho u se F H o us e F H o u s e F re s h P F re s h P F ri e n d s F ri e n d s (:10) Ray (:50) Ray (:25) Met Mother Mother Lopez :10 Lop ez :50 Lop ez (:25) G e o rg e L o p e z M o th e r M o th e r F re s h P F re s h P

SP IKE 4: < G I Joe: The <+++ Sh oo ter (‘07, Act) Mark Wahlberg. 'TV14' <+++ Bo o g ie Nig hts (‘97, Dra) Burt Reynolds, Mark Wahlberg. 'TVM' W i l d P o l i c e V i d eo s S ti n g s P ai d P ro g ram P ai d P ro g ram P ai d P ro g ram

SYFY Face Off Face Off Face Off (N) Wizard Wars C lo s e Up Kin gs (N)Face Off < Road kill (‘11, Sci-Fi) 'TV14' < Scream of th e Banshee 'TV14' P ai d P ro g ram P ai d P ro g ram

TBN Su p ern at P o tter Trin ity Life J P rin ce F u rtick P rais e th e Lo rd 'TVG' Bless the Lord AC LJ C reflo ActsGod M aggie's Pass age < The Case for Faith BlesLord Life Gospel

TBS Seinfeld Seinfeld Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory C o ug ar Town (N) Conan (N) 'TV14' C o ug ar Town Conan 'TV14' C o ug ar Town <++ The Sorcerer's Apprentice (‘10, Act) Alfred Molina, Jay Baruchel, Nicolas Cage. 'TVPG'

Funniest Home Videos 'TVPG' M arried , Children Rules of En g ag e M arried , Children

T C M (4:30) < Finian's Rainbow 'TVPG' <++++ Odd Man Out (‘47, Cri) Robert Newton, James Mason. 'TVPG' (:15) <+ The Rising of th e Moon (‘57, Com/Dra) Tyrone Power. 'TVPG' <++ Beloved Enemy (‘36, Rom) Merle Oberon. (:45) <++ Ryan's D aug hter (‘70, Rom) Trevor Howard, Sarah Miles, Robert Mitchum. < Hollywood Without Makeup M G M P arad e < The P ri v at

SV U "Folly" 'TV14' Law&Ord er: SV U "Perfect" 'TV14' Law&Ord er: SV U "Florida" 'TV14' Sirens < Blind

WGN <++ The Last Samurai (‘03, Dra) Tom Cruise. 'TVMA' OutlawCountr (N) Ou tlaw C o u n try Ou tlaw C o u n try M o th er M o th er Rais in g Rais in g 30 Ro ck 30 Ro ck Law & Ord er: C I WGN Morning News 'TVG'

HBO (5:00) < Step Up All In 'TV14' < Fast and Furious 6 (‘13, Act) Paul Walker, Vin Diesel. 'TVPG' (:15) F irs t Look (N) Girls Fight Game Looking The Jinx 6/6 (:45) F irs t Look < N ei g hb o rs (‘14, Com) Zac Efron, Seth Rogen. 'TVMA' (:40) <++ Rand om Hearts (‘99, Dra) Kristin Scott Thomas, Charles S. Dutton, Harrison Ford. 'TV14' <++ Firehouse Dog (‘07, Com) Bruce Greenwood, Josh Hutcherson. 'TVPG'

M A X (5:30) <++ 16

Blocks 'TV14' (:15) < The Purge: Anarchy (‘14, Hor) Kiele Sanchez, Frank Grillo. 'TVMA'

<+++ Kick-As s 2 (‘13, Com) Aaron Taylor-Johnson. 'TV14' (:45) Life on Top "Animal Instincts" 'TVMA'

(:15) < The Rite (‘11, Dra) Anthony Hopkins, Colin O'Donoghue. 'TV14'

(:10) C oEd (:45) <++ Trance (‘13, Myst) Vincent Cassel, James McAvoy. 'TVMA'

Transmission Test 'TVG'

SHOW (:15) < Catch Hell (‘14, Thril) Joyful Drake, Ryan Phillippe. 'TVMA' Shameless 'TVMA' H ouse of Lies Episodes <++ Hostel (‘05, Hor) Eythor Gudjonsson. 'TVMA' (:35) < Th e F ifth Es tate (‘13, Bio) David Thewlis, Peter Capaldi. 'TVMA' (:45) <++ Hart's Wa r (‘02, War) Colin Farrell, Cole Hauser, Bruce Willis. 'TVMA' (:50) Hannah Montana 'TVG' (:10) < Honey, I Sh ru n k th e Kid s

T M C (5:10) < Th e F irs t Grader 'TV14'

< Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom (‘13, Bio) Naomie Harris, Terry Pheto, Idris Elba. 'TV14'

<+++ Hotel Rwanda (‘04, Dra) Nick Nolte, Don Cheadle. 'TV14' (:35) < I Will Follow (‘11, Dra) Tracie Thoms. 'TV14' < Haven (‘10, Cri) Lucas Bryant, Emily Rose. (:40) < Un h u ng H e ro (‘13, Doc) Patrick Moote. 'TVMA'

(:15) <+++ Beaches (‘88, Dra) Barbara Hershey, Bette Midler. 'TV14'

A&E Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars

A M C (3:30) <+++ The Dep arted 'R' <++ Above the Law (‘88, Act) Pam Grier, Steven Seagal. 'TV14'

<++ Air Force One (‘97, Act) Gary Oldman, Glenn Close, Harrison Ford. 'TVMA'

Wars (:05) S Wars (:35) S Wars InfoDoc InfoDoc InfoDoc InfoDoc InfoDoc InfoDoc

<+++ Lad d er 49 (‘04, Act) John Travolta, Jacinda Barrett, Joaquin Phoenix. 'TV14' <++ The School of Rock (‘03, Com) Joan Cusack, Mike White, Jack Black. 'TV14' P ai d P ro g ram 'TVPG'

ANPL To Be Announced Walking th e Nile Walking th e Nile Walking th e Nile Walking th e Nile Walking th e Nile Walking th e Nile

SYFY <++ Dayb reakers (‘09, Act) 'TVMA' <+++ Blad e: Trinit y (‘04, Thril) 'TVM' <++ Stake Land (‘10, Hor) 'TVMA' <+++ Let M e I n (‘10, Dra) 'TV14' Twilight Twilight Paid Program Paid Program

TBN Billy Gr aham Trinity David J J Prince Faith Praise the Lord 'TVG' Go o d Jes s e D Harv es t C reflo Bles Lo rd P rais e th e Lo rd Interviews celebrities and evangelists. 'TVG' N ot Fan Life Gospel

TBS Seinfeld Seinfeld Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Conan (N) 'TV14' The Office Conan 'TV14' C o ug ar Town <++ Ghos ts of Girlfriends Past (‘09, Rom) Matthew McConaughey. 'TV14' Funniest Home Videos 'TVPG' M arried , Children M arried , Children Rules of En g ag e M arried , Children

T C M (5:00) < S ab o tag e Agent 'TVPG' <+++ Nancy Goes to Rio (‘50, Mus) Jane Powell. 'TVPG' (:45) <++++ April Showers (‘48, Com) Jack Carson, Ann Sothern. 'TVG' <++ P an am a Hatti e (‘42, Mus) Ann Sothern. 'TVG' <++++ Lad y Be Good (‘41, Mus) Robert Young, Eleanor Powell. 'TVPG' <++ Walking on Air 'TVPG' (:15) <++ Hooray for Love (‘35, Mus) Ann Sothern. <+++ Thousand s Cheer (‘43, Rom) 'TVG'

TLC Stran g e Stran g e M y 600 -lb Life M y 600 -lb Life Stran g e Stran g e M y 600 -lb Life Stran g e Stran g e M y 600 -lb Life Stran g e Stran g e P aid P aid P aid P aid P aid P aid Breakin g th e F aith

TNT Sup ernatural 1/2 Grimm Grimm Grimm Grimm

Supernatural Supernatural Smallville Smallville Law & Order Law & Order Law & Order

TOON Gumball Regular King Hill King Hill Clevela Clevela AmerD AmerD FamilyG FamilyG Robot TysonMy C hina,IL FamilyG FamilyG AmerD AmerD Robot Tourism China,IL Clevela King Hill Gumball Gumball

TRAV Man/Fd Man/Fd Bizarre Bizarre Booze Trav eler Bizarre Foods Bizarre Foods Booze Traveler Bizarre Foods Bizarre Foods Bizarre Bizarre P ai d P ro g ram P ai d P ro g ram P ai d P ro g ram

TRUTV (5:30) NCAA Basketb all 'TVG' NCAA Basketb all Division I Tournament (L) 'TVG' March Madness Jokers Kart Life Kart Life Kart Life Top F un n i es t Lau g h P ai d P ai d P ro g ram

TVLAND Walker, Texas Rang er 'TV14' Family F e u d Family F e u d Loves Ray Loves Ray Hot In (N) The Soul Man (N) King of Queens King of Queens Friends Friends Hot/ Cleve The Soul Man Loves Ray Loves Ray Roseanne Roseanne '70s Show '70s Show 3's C o mp 3's C o mp P ai d P ro g ram P ai d P ro g ram

USA N C I S "Singled Out" 'TV14' <+++ Fast Five (‘11, Act) Paul Walker, Dwayne Johnson, Vin Diesel. 'TVPG' M o d e rn Family M o d e rn Family M o d e rn Family M o d e rn Family The Royals (N) 'TV14' Law & Ord er: C I 'TV14' Law & Ord er: C I "Grow" 'TV14'

Law&Ord er: SV U "Soulless" 'TV14' Law&Ord er: SV U "Haystack" 'TV14' DIG 'TV14'

WGN H o m e V i d eo s H o m e V i d eo s M o th e r M o ther Mother Mother Mother Mother Rules Rules Parks P arks Raising Raising 30 Rock 30 Rock Law & Ord er: C I WGN Morning News 'TVG'

HBO Rosie O'Donnell 'TV14' Looking Girls <++ Tammy (‘14, Com) Susan Sarandon, Melissa McCarthy. 'TVMA' Real Time With Bill Maher 'TVM' Last Week Looking <++ Dreamgirls (‘06, Mus) Beyoncé Knowles, Jamie Foxx. 'TV14' (:15) <++ Tammy (‘14, Com) Susan Sarandon, Melissa McCarthy. 'TVMA' (:55) The Offseason 'TVPG' < A Cool, Dry Place 'TVPG'

M A X 4: < M u l h o l < Devil's Due (‘14, Hor) Zach Gilford. 'TVMA' Banshee 'TVMA' < The Signal (‘14, Sci-Fi) Brenton Thwaites. 'TV14' (:40) Ling erie (:15) Banshee 'TVMA' (:15) <++ Love and a 4 5 (‘94, Cri) Renée Zellweger, Gil Bellows. 'TVMA'

< Intergalactic Swi n gers (‘13, Adult) 'TVMA'

(:25) <+ Private School (‘83, Com) Phoebe Cates. 'TVMA' < Su p erm an/ Batman: Apocal

SHOW (5:15) < Lucky Them 'TV14' Shameless 'TVMA' H OOPS U (N) E pisodes House of Lies Kobe Bryant's Muse 'TVPG' <++ Cold in July (‘14, Thril) Sam Sheperd, Michael C. Hall. 'TVMA' < Wrecked (‘11, Dra) Jennifer Marsh, Dawn Croft. 'TV14' <++ Last Holiday (‘06, Com) LL Cool J, Timothy Hutton, Queen Latifah. 'TV14' < Reach

T M C (5:00) <++ Blaze (‘89, Dra) 'TV14' <++++ Philomena (‘13, Dra) Judi Dench. 'TV14' (:40) <+++ Happy-Go-Lu cky (‘08, Com) Sally Hawkins. 'TVMA' (:40) < Hateship Loveship (‘13, Dra) Guy Pearce, Kristen Wiig. 'TV14' < Erotic Ink (Adult) 'TVMA' < Stag Night (‘08, Hor) Kip Pardue. 'TVMA' (:25) <++ Rare Bi rd s (‘01, Com) William Hurt. 'TV14' (:10) <++ Ernest Goes to Jail 'TVPG'

so n s Anger Manage On the Fly With Tony Fly 'TV14' Anger Manage Law&Ord er: SV U "Soulless" 'TV14' P ai d P ro g ram Law&Ord er: SV U "Haystack" 'TV14' P ai d P ro g ram C o ps : Reload P ai d P ro g ram P ai d P ro g ram P ai d P ro g ram P ai d P ro g ram

(41) KP X M Blue Bloods 'TV14' Bl Blood s "Whistle Blower" 'TV14' Blue Bloods "The Uniform" 'TV14' Blue Bloods "The Job" 'TV14' Blue Bloods "Leap of Faith" 'TV14' Blue Bloods 'TV14'B Blood s "The Life We Chose" 'TV14' B Blood s "Women With Guns" 'TV14'

A&E Nightwatch 'TV14' Th e F irs t 48 'TV14' After th e F irs t 4 8 (N) 'TVPG' Nightwatch (N) 'TV14' Th e F irs t 48 "Kiss of Death" 'TV14' Th e F irs t 48 'TV14'After th e F irs t 4 8 'TVPG' Nightwatch 'TV14' (:05) F irs t 48 "Kiss of Death" 'TV14' InfoDoc InfoDoc InfoDoc InfoDoc InfoDoc InfoDoc

A M C (5:00) <++ Above the Law 'TV14' <+++ Glad iato r (‘00, Epic) Joaquin Phoenix, Connie Nielsen, Russell Crowe. 'TVMA' <+++ Glad iato r (‘00, Epic) Joaquin Phoenix, Connie Nielsen, Russell Crowe. 'TVMA'

ANPL To Be Announced Railroad Alaska Ice Cold

Better C all Sau l "Bingo" 'TV14'

<++ Death Wish III (‘85, Act) Deborah Raffin, Charles Bronson. 'TVM' P ai d P ro g ram 'TVPG'

P ai d P ro g ram P ai d P ro g ram P ai d P ro g ram

SYFY 4:30 < Blad e: Tri WWE Smackdown! (N) 'TV14' <++ Max Payne (‘08, Act) 'TVMA' < Battle o f th e Da m n ed 'TVMA' 12 Monkeys Helix Continuum Bitten Paid Program

TBN Go o d P o tter Trin ity J Os teen J P rin ce BHouston P rais e th e Lo rd 'TVG' Holyland Bless the Lord Creflo AHA <++ The Way Back Home Touring Is rael BlesLord Life Gospel

TBS (5:45) NCAA Basketb all Division I Tournament Second Round (L) 'TVG' (:15) NCAA Basketb all Division I Tournament (L) 'TVG' Conan (N) 'TV14' The Office Conan 'TV14' C o ug ar Town Seinfeld Seinfeld Married, Children M arried , Child 1/2 M arried Pt. 2 of 2 M arried , Children Rules of En g ag e M arried , Children

T C M (5:00) < T h e I ro n P ettico at 'TVPG' <++ To rm en ted (‘60, Thril) Richard Carlson. 'TV14' <++ The Cyclop s (‘56, Sci-Fi) 'TVPG' (:45) <++ Attack o f th e Pupp et Peop le 'TV14' (:15) < Magic Sword (1950, Action) Su Mei Jin. (:45) <++ The Boy and the P irates (‘60, Adv) (:15) < Picture Mommy Dead (‘66, Hor) Don Ameche. 'TV14' (:45) <++ Village of the Giants (‘65, Fant) 'TVPG' (:15) <++ Glory Alley 'TVG'

TLC Amer Gypsy Wedd Amer Gypsy Wedd Gypsy Wedd (N) M yrtle Manor (N) Amer Gypsy Wedd M yrtle Manor Amer Gyps y W ed d Am er G yp s y We d d P aid P aid P ai d P ai d P ai d P aid Bre ak in g th e

Rosenbergs" 'TV14' DIG "Catch You Later" 'TV14' DIG "Meet the Rosenbergs" 'TV14' Law&Ord er: SV U "Manhunt" 'TV14' Law&Ord er: SV U "Parasites" 'TV14' Law&Ord er: SV U "Tragedy" 'TV14' Law&Ord er: SV U "Infiltrated" 'TV14' CSI: Crime Scene 'TV14'

WGN Home Videos Home V ideos Mother Mother Outlaw C o u n try Ou tlaw C o u n try Ru les Ru les P ark s P arks Raising Raising 30 Rock 30 Rock Law & Ord er: C I WGN Morning News 'TVG'

HBO <++ Admission (‘13, Com) Paul Rudd, Gloria Reuben, Tina Fey. 'TVPG' The Jinx 6/6 (:45) F irs t Look Game of T h ro n e s Looking TaxiCab "New York" 'TVMA'

M A X 4:40 < Mouli (:50) <++ The Wolverine (‘13, Act) Will Yun Lee, Tao Okamoto, Hugh Jackman. 'TVPG'

SHOW (5:35) <++ The Words 'TV14' (:15) < The Life and Mind of Mark DeFriest (‘14, Doc) 'TVMA'

<++ The Hangover Part III (‘13, Com) 'TVMA'

Girls Vice < Rush (‘13, Act) Chris Hemsworth, Olivia Wilde, Daniel Bruhl. 'TV14'

(:05) The Jinx 6/6 (:50) F ig h t

(:20) <++ Two for the Money (‘05, Dra) Matthew McConaughey, Rene Russo, Al Pacino. 'TVMA' (:25) Nation

(:45) Guide (:15) Guide (:45) <+++ The Thomas Crown Affair (‘99, Cri) Pierce Brosnan. 'TVMA' (:40) < Stacked Rack s from Mars (2014, Adult) 'TVMA' <+++ Tequila Sunrise (‘88, Act) Kurt Russell, Mel Gibson. 'TV14' < Being Flynn (‘12, Dra) 'TVMA'

Shameless 'TVMA' P e n n & Teller House of Lies Episodes Jay Mohr: Happy And a Lot 'TVMA' (:40) < Cleanskin (‘12, Thril) Charlotte Rampling, Sean Bean. 'TVMA' <++ Lionheart (‘91, Act) Harrison Page, Jean-Claude Van Damme. 'TVMA' (:25) Ro b erta F lack 'TVPG' (:25) < I g o r

T M C (5:20) < Assault on Wall Street 'TVMA' <++ Sinister (‘12, Hor) Juliet Rylance, James Ransone, Ethan Hawke. 'TVMA' <+++ Django Un ch ained (‘12, West) Christoph Waltz, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jamie Foxx. 'TVMA' (:45) < The Warrior's Way (‘10, Act) Kate Bosworth, Dong-gun Jang. 'TVPG' < Un tam ed Lu s t (Adult) 'TVMA'

< Almost Kings (‘10, Dra)Bill Campbell. 'TVMA' (:35) < StreetDance 2 (‘12, Dra) Tom Conti. 'TVPG'

Bering Sea Gold Bering Sea Gold Paid Paid Paid P ai d P ai d P ai d P ai d P ai d

DISN Girl Girl Girl Girl Girl Girl StarWars StarWars I Didn't Austin Dog Blog Austin Liv/Mad Dog Blog Girl <+++ Double Teamed :15 Mickey SuiteL Phineas Phineas M o us e Jake E! E! News (N) The Kardashians The Kardashians Soup (N)Soup E! News (N) The Kardashians Soup <++ Hairspray (‘07, Mus) Nikki Blonsky. 'TVPG'

& F rie nd s Satu rd ay 'TVG'

FSN 4: Hockey WideLife Polaris NCAA Hockey WCHA Tournament (L) 'TVG' W e s t C u s tom s W P T Poker NCAA Hockey NCAA Hockey P ai d P ai d P ai d P ai d P ai d P ai d

F X 5: < Glee: The C <+++ Men in Black 3 (‘12, Act) Will Smith. 'TV14' <+++ Men in Black 3 (‘12, Act) Will Smith. 'TV14'

(‘13, Hor) 'TV14' Bitten P aid P ro g ram

TBN Su p er P o tter Trin ity HLin d s ey Harv es t M an n a < Saul and David (‘64, Dra) Faith Fontaine BlesLord Creflo Bless th e Lord Life Trek X Life H20 BlesLord Lad Tv BedBug P aw s P eng u ins

TBS (5:45) NCAA Basketb all Division I Tournament Second Round (L) 'TVG' (:15) NCAA Basketb all Division I Tournament (L) 'TVG' C o ug ar Town C o ug ar Town C o ug ar Town C o ug ar Town <+++ The Matrix (‘99, Act) Laurence Fishburne, CarrieAnne Moss, Keanu Reeves. 'TVMA' M arried , Children M arried , Children M arried , Children M arried , Children

T C M 5: < St Martin' M G M P arad e <++ Darling Lili (‘70, Spy) Rock Hudson, Jeremy Kemp, Julie Andrews. 'TVPG' <+++ Star! (‘68, Bio) Richard Crenna, Michael Craig, Julie Andrews. 'TVG' <+++ Thoroughly Modern Millie (‘67, Mus) Joseph La Cava, Julie Andrews. 'TVPG' (:15) <++++ V icto r, V icto ria (‘82, Mus) James Garner, Robert Preston, Julie Andrews. 'TV14' :45 < The F

TLC Style Style 19 Kid s 19 Kid s LoveLust Style (N) Say Yes Say Yes LoveLust Style Say Yes Say Yes Recount Recount Style Style Paid

Home Videos Mother Mother Mother Mother Mother Mother Rules Rules Rules Rules Parks Parks Raising Raising 30 Rock 30 Rock Law & O rd e r:

(4:30) < Batman Beg ins 'TV14' <++ 300: Ris e o f a n Em p ire (‘14, Act) Eva Green, Sullivan Stapleton. 'TVMA' Bill Maher (N) 'TVM' Vice (N) Real Time With Bill Maher 'TVM' The Jinx 6/6

M A X (5:15) <++ En d er ' s Game 'TVPG' (:15) <+++ Dawn o f th e Dead (‘04, Hor) Ving Rhames, Sarah Polley. 'TVM' <++ That Awkward M o m en t (‘14, Com) 'TV14'

(:40) < The Atomic Hotel Erotica (‘14, Adult) 'TVMA'

Vice (:50) Looking

Girls (:50) <+++ We're t h e Millers (‘13, Com) Jason Sudeikis. 'TV14' (:45) <+ Th e Las t P atro l (‘99, Adv) Dolph Lundgren. 'TV14' (:15) <++ Ro b o ts (‘05, Ani) 'TVPG'

(:05) <++++ Her (‘13, Com/Dra) Joaquin Phoenix. 'TV14'

SHOW (5:25) < The Cold Lig h t o f Day Shameless 'TVMA' The Affair 'TVMA' < Inside Llewyn Davis (‘13, Dra) Carey Mulligan. 'TV14' (:45) <++ Leg ally Bl ond e (‘01, Com) Luke Wilson, Reese Witherspoon. 'TV14'

(:15) Science (:50) <+++ Red Drag on (‘02, Thril) Edward Norton, Harvey Keitel, Sir Anthony Hopkins. 'TVM'

<+++ Ab ou t a Boy 'TV14'

Shameless 'TVMA' H ouse of Lies <++ Get Rich or Di e Tryin' (‘05, Dra) 50 Cent, Terrence Howard. 'TVMA' Seb astian Maniscalco 'TVMA' (:05) Why We Laug h 'TVMA'

T M C 4: < Mandela: Lo n g Walk to F re <++ Be Cool (‘05, Com) Vince Vaughn, Uma Thurman, John Travolta. 'TV14' <+++ Double Jeopardy (‘99, Susp) Ashley Judd, Tommy Lee Jones. 'TV14' < The Kentucky Fried Movie (‘77, Com) 'TVMA' <+++ S e v en P s ycho p ath s (‘12, Com) Woody Harrelson, Colin Farrell. 'TVMA' < Jack and Diane (‘12, Rom) Riley Keough. 'TVMA'

(:20) < Space Warrio rs (‘13, Fam) Josh Lucas, Dermot Mulroney. 'TVG'

Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman <++++ Blazing Saddles (‘74, West) Cleavon

M artyrs EWTN on Location Mercy Rosary Web of Faith 2 0 Lenten B'kmark Life Media

FAM < Another Cinderella Story 'TVPG' <++ A Cinderella Story 'TVPG' <++ Ella Enchanted (‘04, Fant) 'TVPG' < M irro r M irro r (‘12, Adv) 'TVPG' <+++ Mulan (‘98, Ani) 'TVG' < The Princess and the Frog 'TVG'

F N C (5:00) Fox & Friends Satu rd ay 'TVG' Bulls & Bears C a v u to Business F o rb e s o n F ox Cashin' I n America's News HQ 'TVG' America's News HQ 'TVG' Journal Ed it America's News HQ National and global headline news stories. 'TVG'

The Five 'TVG' America's News HQ 'TVG'

FSN P ai d P ai d Lund (N) Love It Backroad M u s k y Water&W Outdoors Wisconsin Lindner Fish West Fishing Sport Jour Pre-game NHL Hockey St. Louis vs Minnesota (L) 'TVG' Postgame Fish Ed. Outdoors Golf Life Wild

F X Buffy Vampire Buffy Vampire Anger M Anger M

GOLF (4:00) P G A Golf Arnold Palmer Invitational 'TVG' Morning Drive The latest news in golf. (L) 'TVG'

Men <++++ Ris e o f th e

lan et o f th e Ap es (‘11, Sci-Fi) 'TVPG' < Glee: The Concert Movie 'TVPG' <++ Th is I s 40 (‘12, Com) 'TV14'

<+++ The Rund own (‘03, Adv) 'TV14' Cops C ops Cops C ops Cops Jail C ops Cops Cops J ail

SYFY (5:00) Paid Program Twilight Twilight < Big Ass Spider (‘13, Sci-Fi) 'TV14' <+++ Dis trict 9 (‘09, Act) Sharlto Copley. 'TVMA' < Star Trek VI: The Undiscov ered Country <+++ Robin Hood (‘10, Adv) Russell Crowe. 'TV14'

TBN Vegg ie Wonder Gina D Sto ry Rock Kid Auto P I s l an d Vegg ie M o ns te r P u pp e ts Lassie Davey iShine Station Nest Vegg ie Hero s & Leg en ds Monumnt Bles Lo rd <+++ Ben Hur (‘03, Ani) BlesLord

TBS Funniest Home Videos 'TVPG' King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens <++ One for th e Money (‘12, Com) Jason O'Mara, Katherine Heigl. 'TVPG'

T C M (5:45) < The Face of Fu Manchu (‘65, Act) 'TVPG' (:45) <+++ White Zombie (‘32, Hor) Bela Lugosi. 'TV14'

<++ Life as We Kn ow It (‘10, Com) Josh Duhamel, Josh Lucas, Katherine Heigl. 'TV14'

Batman <++ C arry o n C o wb o y (‘66, West) Sidney James. 'TVG' (:15) <+++ Man of th e West (‘58, West) Julie London, Gary Cooper. 'TVPG'

<+++ The Change-Up (‘11, Com) Ryan Reynolds, Jason Bateman. 'TVMA' Friends Friends Friends Friends Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory

<+++ Nevada Smith (‘66, West) Karl Malden, Steve McQueen. 'TVPG' (:15) <++ Cahill, U S Marshal (‘73, West) John Wayne. 'TVPG' (:15) < Fastest Gun Alive (‘56, West)

TLC P ai d P ai d P ai d P ai d C h e ap C h e ap C h e ap C h e ap C h e ap C h e ap C h e ap C h e ap S tran g e S tran g e S tran g e S tran ge S tran g e Lo v e A m e r G yp s y W e dd Amer Gypsy Wedd Amer Gypsy Wedd

TNT Law & Ord er Law & Ord er Law & Ord er Law & Ord er <+++ Battle Lo s A n g eles (‘11, Sci-Fi) 'TV14' <+++ The Dark Knight (‘08, Act) Heath Ledger, Christian Bale. 'TV14' NCAA Basketb all NCAA Basketb all

TOON Boom NinjaGo Pokémon TeenT TeenT Gumball Gumball C larence C lare nce Steven Steven Uncle Uncle TeenT TeenT Clarence Gumball Gumball Gumball Gumball TeenT TeenT < Diary o f a W

TRAV Vacations Attack Mystery Museum Mystery Museum Mystery Museum Anthony Bourdain Bizarre Bizarre Man/Fd Man/Fd Food Paradise Food P a radi s e E x p Un ko w n G ho s t Ad v en tu re s G h os t A d ven tu re s

TRUTV (5:00) P ai d P ro g ram 'TVPG' Barm ag e

d P ro g ram

P ai d P ro g ram 'TVPG' N C I S "Model Behavior" 'TVPG' N C I S "Boxed In" 'TVPG'

N C I S "See No Evil" 'TVPG' N C I S "Witch Hunt" 'TV14'

N C I S "The Curse" 'TVPG'

<++ The Sisterhood of the Trav eling P ants (‘05, Com/Dra) 'TV14' (:15) < End less Love (‘14, Rom) Gabriella Wilde, Alex Pettyfer. 'TVPG'

M A X 5: < A b o u t (:45) <+++ The Life of David Gale (‘03, Dra) Kate Winslet, Laura Linney, Kevin Spacey. 'TVMA'

SHOW (5:05) We

Laug h (:45) <++ Aeon Flux (‘05, Act) Marton Csokas, Charlize Theron. 'TV14'

T M C <++ M i g h ty J o e Yo u ng (‘98, Dra)

N C I S "Minimum Security" 'TV14'

N C I S "Blackwater" 'TVPG'

N C I S "Silver War" 'TVPG'

N C I S "The Voyeur's Web" 'TVPG'

C I S "Collateral Damage" 'TV14'

<+++ The Devil Wears Prada (‘06, Com) Meryl Streep. 'TVPG' <++ R I P D (‘13, Act) Ryan Reynolds. 'TVPG' (:40) < F a s t a nd F u rio u s 6 (‘13, Act) Vin Diesel. 'TVPG'

<++ T he N utty P ro fe s so r I I: The Klumps (‘00, Com) 'TV14' (:45) <++ Just Friend s (‘05, Com) Amy Smart, Anna Faris, Ryan Reynolds. 'TV14' (:25) <++ The Marine (‘06, Act) John Cena. 'TV14'

<++ Mercury Rising (‘98, Thril) Alec Baldwin, Bruce Willis. 'TVMA'

<++ Trance (‘13, Myst) James McAvoy. 'TVMA' (:50) < Runner Runner (‘13, Act) Ben Affleck, Justin Timberlake. 'TV14' :25 < Rid e A

< Inside Llewyn Davis (‘13, Dra) Carey Mulligan. 'TV14' :15 < Another Day, Another Time: Celebrating th e Music of 'Inside Lle <+++ August: Osag e County (‘13, Com/Dra) Meryl Streep. 'TV14'

Charlize Theron, Bill Paxton. 'TVPG' (:55) < A Nig h t at th e Roxbury 'TV14' (:20) <++ F ailu re to Lau n ch (‘06, Com) Matthew McConaughey. 'TV14'

< Welco m e to th e P u n ch (‘13, Act) 'TVMA' (:40) < April Rain (‘13, Act) Ryan Guzman. 'TVMA' (:15) <+++ Happy-Go-Lu cky (‘08, Com) Sally Hawkins. 'TVMA'

<++ Last Holiday (‘06, Com) LL Cool J, Timothy Hutton, Queen Latifah. 'TV14'

(:15) <++ Elizabethtown (‘05, Rom) Kirsten Dunst, Orlando Bloom. 'TV14'

Q (:05) <++ Hearts in Atlantis (‘01, Dra) Sir Anthony Hopkins. 'TVPG' (:05) A d d am s (:35) A d d am s En tertain ers With Byron Allen 'TVPG'

(7) KC C O (4:00) Basketb NCAA Basketb all Division I Tournament Third Round (L) 'TVG' 48 Ho u rs 'TVPG' W C C O 4 News (:35) News (:05) Life to Max (:35) S torm (:05) Wheel (:35) The Good Wife 'TV14' (:35) BlueB "Front Page News" 'TV14' (:35) White Collar 'TV14' Leverag e "The Office Job" 'TV14' P

(8) WDSE Ask-Old House This Old House Lawrence Welk "Spring" 'TVG' Antiques Road show 'TVG' Red Green Red Green Austin City "Tim McGraw" 'TVPG' <++ Th un d er in th e C ity (‘37, Class) The Playlist Off Air 'TVG'

(9) KAWE (5:00) E F o rd Timeless C o m ed y Rock Rewind Enjoy popular songs of the sixties. 'TVG' Joe Bonamass a: Muddy Waters at Red Ro cks 'TVPG' Dailey and Vincent: Alive! 'TVPG' Rock Rewind Enjoy popular songs of the sixties. 'TVG' Joe Bonamass a: Muddy Waters at Red Ro cks 'TVPG' Dailey and Vincent: Alive! 'TVPG' Tran s atlan tic Session s 'TVG' Sid Science ThomasF ri

(9) KMSP TMZ 'TV14' Backstrom "Bogeyman" 'TV14' Sleepy Hollow "Kali Yuga" 'TV14' FOX 9 News at 9 'TVG' AxeCop/:1

Paul

Laug hs <++ Panic Room (‘02, Thril) Forest Whitaker,

KP X M C M i n ds "Brothers in Arms" 'TV14' Criminal Minds 'TV14' Criminal Minds "Devotion" 'TV14' Criminal Minds "Jane" 'TV14' Listen "Desperate Hours" 'TVPG' The Listener "To Die For" 'TV14' Listener "Eye of the Storm" 'TVPG' The Listener "Reckoning" 'TV14'

Camp Meeting David and Barbara Cerullo share God's blessing. 'TVG'

A&E Th e F irs t 48 'TV14' I ntervention "Amy W." 'TV14' Intervention "Gloria" 'TV14' M arried at F i rs t Sig h t 'TV14' I ntervention "Amy W." 'TV14' Intervention "Gloria" 'TV14' (:05) M arried at F irs t Sig h t 'TV14' I nfoDoc InfoDoc InfoDoc InfoDoc InfoDoc InfoDoc

A M C 5: < Natio n al Lam p o on ' s V e g a

<+++ National Lampoon's Vacation (‘83,

all NCAA NCAA Basketb all 'TVG' Fitn ess College Gameday NBA

EWTN Mother Angelica Saint Peter "Part 2" Living Right Thirst for Truth Daily Mass Catholic Exile Jim and Joy

FAM <+++ The Little Mermaid (:45) <+++ Sleeping Beauty 'TVY' <+++ Cind erella (‘50, Ani) (:15) <++++ Pocahontas 'TVG'

F N C F O X Rep o rt Satu rd ay 'TVG' The Kelly File with Megyn Kelly 'TVG' Justice With Judge Jeanine 'TVG' Han n ity Red Eye With Greg Gutfeld 'TVG' Justice With Judge Jeanine 'TVG' Han n ity Red Eye With Greg Gutfeld 'TVG' The Kelly File with Megyn Kelly 'TVG' Justice With Judge Jeanine 'TVG'

The Kelly File with Megyn Kelly 'TVG' F O X & F ri e n ds Sunday 'TVG'

FSN NCAA Hockey WCHA Tournament (L) 'TVG' Game365 UEF A Soccer Champions League 'TVG' Europ a Leag ue (N) MLB Baseb all Spring Training 'TVG' NHL Hockey St.L./Min. NCAA Hockey W e s t C u s tom s

F X (4:00) < Th is I s 40 M&M M&M M&M M&M M&M M&M Backstrom Backstrom Backstrom Louie Louie Louie Louie 2½ Men 2½ Men P ai d P ai d P ai d P ai d

GOLF LP GA Golf Founders Cup Round 3 Site: Wildfire Golf Club (L) 'TVG' Golf Central 'TVG' P G A Golf Arnold Palmer Invitational Site: Bay Hill Golf Club and Lodge -- Orlando, Fla. 'TVG' CHAMP S Go lf Tucson Conquistadores Classic 'TVG' P G A Golf Arnold Palmer Invitational Site: Bay Hill Golf Club and Lodge 'TVG'

o th e r F re s h P F re s h P

SP IKE C o ps C o ps C o ps C o ps C o ps C o ps C o ps C o ps <+++ Con Air (‘97, Act) Nicolas Cage. 'TVMA' <+++ The Rund own (‘03, Adv) 'TV14' P ai d P ro g ram P ai d P ro g ram P ai d P ro g ram

SYFY < Zathura: A Space Adventure 'TVPG' <+++ Jumanji (‘95, Fant) 'TVPG' <+++ Robin Hood (‘10, Adv) Russell Crowe. 'TV14' < Star Trek VI: The Undiscov ered Country Twilight Twilight Twilig ht Paid Program

TBN Precious Memories Touch Ministries The Hour of Power Billy Graham < This is Our Time (‘13) TBN Highlights 'TVG' BlesLord King King s The Jews are offered hope by the coming of Jesus.H olyland BlesLord

TBS

NCAA Basketb all Division I Tournament Third Round (L) 'TVG'

NCAA Basketb all Division I Tournament Third Round (L) 'TVG' March Madnes s <++ All About the Benjamins (‘01, Act) Mike Epps, Ice Cube. 'TV14' <++ P ho n e B o o th (‘03, Thril) Kiefer Sutherland, Colin Farrell. 'TVM' Funniest Home Videos 'TVPG' M arried , Children M arried , Children M arried , Children

T C M (5:15) < Fastest Gun Alive <+++ Now, Voyager (‘42, Dra) Claude Rains, Paul Henreid, Bette Davis. 'TVPG' <+++ Lyd ia (‘41, Rom) Edna May Oliver, Merle Oberon. 'TVPG' <+++ Enchantment (‘48, Rom) Teresa Wright, David Niven. 'TVPG' < Ciao Manhattan (‘72, Bio) Edie Sedgwick. 'TVMA' :45 < Symbiopsychotaxip lasm: C o rv air in Actio n <+++ P ri m ro s e P ath 'TVPG'

TLC M y 600 -lb Life M y 600

Family

Family

Queens

of Queens

Queens

USA N C I S "Bounce" 'TVPG' N C I S "South by Southwest" 'TV14' N C I S "Jetlag" 'TVPG' N C I S "Jurisdiction" 'TVPG' <+++ No Strin g s Attach ed (‘11, Com) Ashton Kutcher, Kevin Kline, Natalie Portman. 'TV14' Chrisley Knows Law & Ord er: C I 'TV14' Law:C I "Acts of Contrition" 'TV14' Law:C I "Saving Face" 'TV14' Law & Ord er: C I "Assassin" 'TV14' House "Help Me" 'TV14'

WGN Blue Bloods Blue Bloods Blue Bloods < Austin Powers in Goldmember <++ M r 30 00 (‘04, Com) 'TV14' <+++ Heist (‘01, Cri) 'TVMA' <++ Hearts in Atl a ntis 'TVPG' To m o rr P aid

HBO (4:40) < Fast and

F u ri o u s 6 'TVPG' <+++ A Million Ways to Die in the West (‘14, Com) 'TVMA'

M A X (5:25) < Ride Along 'TV14' (:10) <++ The Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (‘00, Com) Eddie Murphy. 'TV14'

Sarah Silverman 'TVMA' Girls Looking <+++ A Million Ways to Die in the West (‘14, Com) 'TVMA'

<+++ Wedding Crashers (‘05, Com) Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson. 'TV14'

Vice <+++ Prison ers (‘13, Thril) Jake Gyllenhaal,Viola Davis, Hugh Jackman. 'TV14'

< The Great Bikini Bowling Bash (‘14, Com) 'TVMA' (:25) <++ Nex t o f Kin (‘89, Cri) Patrick Swayze. 'TV14'

SHOW Shameless 'TVMA' <++ Kill Bill Vol 2 (‘04, Act) David Carradine, Daryl Hannah, Uma Thurman. 'TVM' < P re m atu re (‘14, Com)Katie Findlay, Alan Tudyk. 'TVMA' (:05) Shameless 'TVMA' (:05) Lies (:35) Episodes (:05) 60 Minutes Sp o rts 'TV14'

T M C (:20) <++ F ailu re to Lau n ch (‘06, Com) Matthew McConaughey. 'TV14' < Exorcismus (‘10, Hor) Sophie Vavasseur. 'TV14' (:45) <+++ An American Werewolf in London (‘81, Hor) Jenny Agutter. 'TVM' < Exorcismus (‘10, Hor) Sophie Vavasseur. 'TV14'

(:05) Six by Sondheim 'TV14' Making o f/:45

(:15) Girls in Bed (:45) <+++ C asino Royale (‘67, Com) Peter Sellers, Ursula Andress, David Niven. 'TV14'

(:05) <++ Mercury Rising (‘98, Thril)

Alec Baldwin, Bruce Willis. 'TVMA'

(:15) <+++ An American Werewolf in London (‘81, Hor) Jenny Agutter. 'TVM'

<++ Our Man Flint 'TVPG'

Lance Armstrong: Stop at Nothing 'TV14' :45 < Dead P

< Do n 't Be a M en a ce to South Central While Drink <++ A Nig h t at th e R o x b ury (‘98, Com) 'TV14'