By Jacqueline Cutler © Zap2it
It’s 97 years since people managed to do the inevitable - detonate enough atomic bombs that life as we know it was obliterated.
Earth’s survivors exist in a hodgepodge of space stations, and 100 miscreant youth are shot back to the home planet. What sort of world they will find and what sort they will create is the basis for The CW’s “The 100,” premiering Wednesday, March 19.
The dystopian sci-fi show, which is pronounced “The Hundred,” is believable. Set in the near-enough future that viewers are not required to suspend belief that aliens have taken over, the series begins inside the space stations. After the nuclear apocalypse, 12 nations forged their space stations into one.
It is a pretty grim existence.
Chancellor Jaha (Isaiah Washington, “Grey’s Anatomy”) is the tested leader, who makes very tough decisions that include sending his son down to Earth.
“It is not a morality tale,” Washington says. “It’s a cautionary tale. Hey, we can comment on this show and what needs to change. To show the world we have to take a look at how we treat one another, and if we don’t, this is what can happen.”
“It doesn’t mean it will prevail, but without it you have nothing but chaos,” he says.
This show, Washington says, “is a drama pretending to be a science fiction.”
When you have a bunch of teenagers and a few in their early 20s creating a new society, comparisons to “Lord of the Flies” are inevitable.
“I was actually looking to do a ‘Lord of the Flies’-like story at the time that this studio sent ‘The 100’ my way,” executive producer Jason Rothenberg says at a press conference. “And it sort of touched all those creative erogenous zones. I love ‘Lord of the Flies.’ It was one of those books that I could blame for the fact I’m a writer.”
The pilot sets up two camps: Clarke versus Bellamy, and they need to figure out how they are going to live.
Clarke (Eliza Taylor, “Neighbours”) is an artist, tough and in juvenile detention, though
it’s not clear why. It seems no one has to commit too great a transgression to be considered a threat.
And punishments are fast and final: People are ejected from the space station, instantly killed in deep space.
Clarke is skilled in many areas; she seems to have learned healing arts from her mother, a doctor, and exudes a natural sense of leadership. She believes in a more structured society.
“She’s got it going on,” Taylor says of her character. “She’s smarter than me, and
I’m 25. She is such a cool character to play.”
“The100” premieres Wednesday on The CW.
ACROSS
1. Role on “The Middle”
4. “My __ Is Earl”
8. Role on “The Mary Tyler Moore Show”
11. Annapolis acad. operator
12. “Unhappily __ After”
13. Alley of the comics
14. Actress on “Back in the Game” (2)
17. Sushi bar offering
18. “We’re off to __ the Wizard ...”
19. Disney, for one
21. Televangelist Roberts
24. “__ Do Anything”; song from “Oliver!”
25. Jodie Foster’s age
26. Guyana’s continent: abbr.
27. “Gunfight at the __ Corral”; 1957 Western
28. Actress Thompson
30. “One __ Hill”
32. Raw mineral
34. Cry of discovery
35. Actress on “Last Man Standing” (2)
41. Syria’s neighbor: abbr.
42. “Promised __”
4. Diamond, for one
5. “__ Maria”
6. Role on “Alice”
7. Historical periods
8. “The Biggest __”
9. “Hollywood Squares” win
10. United Paramount Network, for short (1995-2006)
15. Barbara Feldon series (1965-70) (2)
16. “__ __ __ Night”; 2007 Joaquin Phoenix movie
19. “__ Guys”; 1986 Danny DeVito film
20. Actor Sandler
22. __ vera; lotion ingredient
23. “What I __ About You”
29. Actress Kelly
31. “That’s So __”
33. __ Fitzgerald
34. Tallies up
35. One of the Kardashians
36. “__ __ was saying ...”
37. Sweet potato
38. 90 degrees from WNW
39. Moon of “The Millers”
40. “__ Deal”; film for Schwarzenegger
Sunday 6:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Amalie Motor Oil Gatornationals, Qualifying. From Gainesville, Fla.
11:30 a.m. ) / NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Food City 500. From Bristol Motor Speedway in Bristol, Tenn. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Amalie Motor Oil Gatornationals. From Gainesville, Fla. (Same-day Tape)
Monday
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR
Now Tuesday
2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR
Now Wednesday
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR
Now Friday
5:00 p.m. (MSC) 3 Wide Life
The top NASCAR teams and drivers.
Saturday
3:30 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Countdown (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series.
From Auto Club Speedway in Fontana, Calif. (Live)
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series.
From Auto Club Speedway in Fontana, Calif. (Same-day Tape)
Sunday
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Miami Marlins at Minnesota Twins. From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Miami Marlins at Minnesota Twins. From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla.
Monday
8:30 a.m. (MSC) Miami Marlins at Minnesota Twins. From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla.
12:00 p.m. (ESPN) St. Louis Cardinals at Boston Red Sox.
From JetBlue Park in Fort Myers, Fla. (Live) (MSC) Miami Marlins at Minnesota Twins. From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla.
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight Tuesday
12:00 p.m. (ESPN) Boston Red Sox at New York Yankees.
From George M. Steinbrenner Field in Tampa, Fla. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Tampa Bay Rays at Minnesota Twins.
From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports
Complex in Fort Myers, Fla. (Same-day Tape)
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight
Wednesday
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Tampa Bay Rays at Minnesota Twins.
From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla.
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at St. Louis Cardinals.
From Roger Dean Stadium in Jupiter, Fla. (Live)
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight
Thursday
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at St. Louis Cardinals.
From Roger Dean Stadium in Jupiter, Fla.
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins Diamond Awards
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) New York Yankees at Boston Red Sox. From JetBlue Park in Fort Myers, Fla. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
Friday
12:00 a.m. (MSC) New York Mets at Minnesota Twins. From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla. (Same-day Tape)
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
Saturday
3:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Cincinnati Reds at Chicago Cubs. From HoHoKam Park in Mesa, Ariz.
(Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) New York Yankees at Minnesota Twins. From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla. (Same-day Tape)
Sunday
10:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College Basketball Live (Live)
11:00 a.m. _ Road to the Final Four (ESPN) College Basketball Live (Live)
12:00 p.m. _ Atlantic 10 Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Brooklyn, N.Y. (Live)
(ESPN) ACC Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Greensboro, N.C. (Live)
(ESPN2) Sun Belt Tournament,
Final: Teams TBA. From New Orleans. (Live)
2:00 p.m. % NBA Countdown (Live)
(ESPN) SEC Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Atlanta. (Live)
2:30 p.m. % Houston Rockets at Miami Heat. From the AmericanAirlines Arena in Miami. (Live)
_ Big Ten Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Indianapolis. (Live)
3:30 p.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones
5:00 p.m. _ NCAA Basketball Championship Selection Show (Live)
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Bracketology (Live) (MSC) Sacramento Kings at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis. (Live)
(TRUTV) Selection Sunday (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Bracketology (Live)
8:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
2:00 a.m. (MSC) Sacramento Kings at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.
2:30 a.m. (ESPN) Houston Rockets at Miami Heat. From the AmericanAirlines Arena in Miami. (Same-day Tape)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College Basketball Live (Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Los Angeles Clippers at Denver Nuggets. From the Pepsi Center in Denver.
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Oklahoma City Thunder at Chicago Bulls. From the United Center in Chicago. (Same-day Tape)
Tuesday
5:00 p.m. (TRUTV) NCAA TipOff Coverage and analysis of the 2014 NCAA Tournament. (Live)
5:30 p.m. (TRUTV) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2) NIT Tournament: Teams TBA. (Live)
Madison Square Garden in New York. (Live) (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
7:30 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Dallas Mavericks. From American Airlines Center in Dallas. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NIT Tournament: Teams TBA. (Live) (TRUTV) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)
9:30 p.m. (ESPN) San Antonio Spurs at Los Angeles Lakers. From Staples Center in Los Angeles. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly (TRUTV) Inside March Madness Coverage of the 2014 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live) (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Dallas Mavericks. From American Airlines Center in Dallas.
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) San Antonio Spurs at Los Angeles Lakers. From Staples Center in Los Angeles.
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Indiana Pacers at New York Knicks. From Madison Square Garden in New York. (Same-day Tape)
Thursday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live
10:00 a.m. (TRUTV) NCAA TipOff Coverage and analysis of the 2014 NCAA Tournament. (Live)
11:00 a.m. _ 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)
11:30 a.m. (TRUTV) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Dallas Mavericks. From American Airlines Center in Dallas.
3:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly Monday
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Sacramento Kings at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.
2:00 p.m. (MSC) Sacramento Kings at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) Bracketology (Live)
4:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA Women’s Basketball Championship Selection Show (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Oklahoma City Thunder at Chicago Bulls.
From the United Center in Chicago. (Live)
(ESPN2) College GameNight (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Bracketology
9:30 p.m. (ESPN) Los Angeles Clippers at Denver Nuggets.
From the Pepsi Center in Denver. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2) NIT Tournament: Teams TBA. (Live) (TRUTV) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)
10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NIT Tournament: Teams TBA. (Live)
10:30 p.m. (TRUTV) Inside March Madness Coverage of the 2014 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament. (Live)
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight
2:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight
Wednesday
5:00 p.m. (TRUTV) NCAA TipOff Coverage and analysis of the 2014 NCAA Tournament. (Live)
5:30 p.m. (TRUTV) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NIT Tournament: Teams TBA. (Live)
6:30 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown (Live) (MSC) Wolves Weekly
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Indiana Pacers at New York Knicks. From
6:15 p.m. (TNT) (TRUTV) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Houston Rockets. From the Toyota Center in Houston. (Live)
8:15 p.m. (TBS) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament
(Live)
8:30 p.m. _ 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)
8:45 p.m. (TNT) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)
8:55 p.m. (TRUTV) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)
9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
11:32 p.m. (TRUTV) Inside March Madness Coverage of the 2014 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College GameDay (Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College
GameDay
Friday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Houston Rockets. From the Toyota Center in Houston.
10:00 a.m. (TRUTV) NCAA TipOff Coverage and analysis of the 2014 NCAA Tournament. (Live) 11:00 a.m. _ 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)
11:30 a.m. (TRUTV) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live) 12:30 p.m. (TBS) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament
1:00 p.m. (TNT) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)
1:30 p.m. _ 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)
12:30 p.m. (TBS) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)
1:00 p.m. (TNT) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament
(Live)
1:30 p.m. _ 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)
2:00 p.m. (TRUTV) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament
(Live)
3:00 p.m. (TBS) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament
(Live)
3:30 p.m. (TNT) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament
(Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN) College GameDay (Live)
5:00 p.m. (TRUTV) NCAA Press Conferences Coverage of the 2014 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament.
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones (TRUTV) NCAA Press Conferences Coverage of the 2014 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament.
5:45 p.m. (TBS) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament
(Live)
6:00 p.m. _ 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)
(TRUTV) NCAA Tip-Off Coverage and analysis of the 2014 NCAA Tournament.
(Live)
2:00 p.m. (TRUTV) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)
3:00 p.m. (TBS) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)
3:30 p.m. (TNT) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN) College GameDay (Live)
5:00 p.m. (TRUTV) NCAA Press Conferences Coverage of the 2014 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament.
5:30 p.m. (TRUTV) NCAA Press Conferences Coverage of the 2014 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament.
5:45 p.m. (TBS) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)
6:00 p.m. _ 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live) (TRUTV) NCAA Tip-Off Coverage and analysis of the 2014 NCAA Tournament. (Live) (WGN-A) Chicago Bulls at Indiana Pacers. From Bankers Life Fieldhouse in Indianapolis. (Live)
6:15 p.m. (TNT) (TRUTV) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)
8:15 p.m. (TBS) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)
8:30 p.m. _ 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)
8:45 p.m. (TNT) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament
(Live)
8:55 p.m. (TRUTV) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament
(Live)
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
11:32 p.m. (TRUTV) Inside March Madness Coverage of the 2014 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College
GameDay (Live)
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College
GameDay
Saturday
7:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College
GameDay
10:00 a.m. (ESPN) NIT Tournament: Teams TBA. (Live) (ESPN2) Women’s College
NCAA Tournament: Teams TBA. (Live)
11:00 a.m. _ 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)
12:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Women’s College NCAA Tournament: Teams TBA. (Live)
1:30 p.m. _ 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Women’s College NCAA Tournament:
Teams TBA. (Live)
4:00 p.m. _ 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)
5:00 p.m. (TNT) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament
(Live)
5:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Women’s College NCAA Tournament: Teams TBA. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (TBS) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)
6:30 p.m. _ 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live) (WGN-A) Bulls Eye
7:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Philadelphia 76ers at Chicago Bulls. From the United Center in Chicago. (Live)
7:30 p.m. (TNT) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament
(Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) The Fab Five Chris Webber, Jalen Rose, Juwan Howard, Jimmy King and Ray Jackson at the U of Michigan in 1991.
8:30 p.m. (TBS) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament
(Live)
11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) College GameDay (Live)
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College
GameDay
Friday 8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Friday Night Fights. Mario Alberto Lozano vs. Vanes Martirosyan. From Cabazon, Calif. (Live)
8:30 p.m. (MSC) Golden Boy Live: Antonio Orozco vs. Miguel Angel Huerta. From Indio, Calif. (Taped)
Saturday
8:35 p.m. (SHOW) All Access
10:45 p.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Pacquiao/ Bradley 2 Manny Pacquiao and Timothy Bradley, Jr. discuss their bout.
GOLF
Sunday
6:00 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Toshiba Classic, Second Round. From Newport Beach, Calif.
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Valspar Championship, Final Round. From Palm Harbor, Fla. (Live)
2:00 p.m. + Valspar Championship, Final Round. From Palm Harbor, Fla. (Live) (GOLF) Valspar Championship, Spotlight Coverage. From Palm Harbor, Fla. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty Larry David.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Toshiba Classic, Final Round. From Newport Beach, Calif. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Valspar Championship, Final Round. From Palm Harbor, Fla.
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
12:30 a.m. (GOLF) Trophee Hassan II, Final Round. From Morocco. (Same-day Tape)
4:00 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Toshiba Classic, Final Round. From Newport Beach, Calif.
Monday
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Valspar Championship, Final Round. From Palm Harbor, Fla.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live) 6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
p.m. (GOLF) Feherty
p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
a.m. (GOLF) Feherty
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Tuesday 12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Toshiba Classic, Final Round. From Newport Beach, Calif.
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) PGA Tour Golf
4:30 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Wednesday
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Dubai Desert Classic Highlights Rafa Cabrera-Bello and Henrik Stenson.
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Arnold Palmer Invitational Highlights Tiger Woods.
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Arnold Palmer Invitational, Pro-Am. From Bay
Thursday
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Arnold Palmer Invitational, Pro-Am. From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla.
1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Arnold Palmer Invitational, First Round. From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) LPGA Founders Cup, First Round. From Phoenix. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Arnold Palmer Invitational, First Round. From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla.
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Arnold Palmer Invitational, First Round. From
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
(Live)
11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions:
Mississippi Gulf Resort Classic, First Round. From Biloxi, Miss.
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Arnold Palmer Invitational, Second Round.
From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla.
4:30 a.m. (GOLF) Arnold Palmer Invitational, Second Round.
From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla.
Saturday
9:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Arnold Palmer Invitational, Third Round.
From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla. (Live)
1:00 p.m. + Arnold Palmer Invitational, Third Round.
From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla. (Live)
(GOLF) Arnold Palmer Invitational, Spotlight Coverage.
From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Mississippi Gulf Resort Classic, Second Round. From Biloxi, Miss. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) LPGA Founders Cup, Third Round. From Phoenix. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Arnold Palmer Invitational, Third Round.
From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla.
2:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
2:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Mississippi Gulf Resort Classic, Second Round. From Biloxi, Miss.
4:30 a.m. (GOLF) Arnold Palmer Invitational, Third Round.
From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla.
Sunday
11:00 a.m. + Philadelphia Flyers at Pittsburgh Penguins.
From CONSOL Energy Center in Pittsburgh. (Live)
Tuesday
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at New York Islanders.
From the Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum in Uniondale, N.Y. (Live)
nesota State High School
Hockey Tournament
6:00 p.m. (MSC) WCHA Final Five, Broadmoor Trophy Championship: Teams TBA. (Live)
Sunday
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Monday
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Tuesday
3:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Round of 16, 2nd Leg — FC Bayern Munich vs Arsenal FC. From Allianz Arena in Munich, Bavaria, Germany.
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
1:30 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Highlights The best action of the day’s action.
Wednesday
4:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Round of 16, 2nd Leg — Club Atletico de Madrid vs AC Milan. From Vicente Calderon Stadium in Madrid, Spain.
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
1:30 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Highlights
Thursday
1:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Round of 16, 2nd Leg — FC Barcelona vs Manchester City FC. From Camp Nou in Barcelona, Catalonia, Spain.
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Friday
4:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Europa League Highlights
Sunday
8:00 a.m. (SHOW) Danny Garcia vs. Mauricio Herrera. From the Ruben Rodriguez Coliseum in Bayamon, Puerto Rico.
11:30 a.m. (SHOW) All Access
3:30 p.m. (SHOW) All Access
Wednesday
8:00 p.m. (SHOW) All Access
4:45 a.m. (SHOW) All Access
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) PGA Tour Golf
p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla. (Same-day Tape)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) European Tour Weekly Highlights and previews of the European Golf Tour.
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Arnold Palmer Invitational, Pro-Am. From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla.
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Arnold Palmer Invitational, Pro-Am. From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla.
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Friday
9:00 a.m. (GOLF) LPGA Founders Cup, First Round. From Phoenix.
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Mississippi Gulf Resort Classic, First Round. From Biloxi, Miss. (Live)
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Arnold Palmer Invitational, Second Round. From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) LPGA Founders Cup, Second Round. From Phoenix. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Arnold Palmer Invitational, Second Round. From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla.
8:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)
Thursday
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Wild at New Jersey Devils.
From Prudential Center in Newark, N.J. (Same-day Tape)
Friday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Wild Live
1:00 p.m. (MSC) WCHA Final Five, First Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (MSC) WCHA Final Five, Second Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)
Saturday
12:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live
(Live)
1:00 p.m. (MSC) Detroit Red Wings at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn. (Live)
3:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Ice Dreams: The History of the Min-
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Saturday
9:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer
11:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Magazine All the latest news from Europe’s premier club competition.
Sunday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ATP Tennis BNP Paribas Open, Men’s and Women’s Finals. From Indian Wells, Calif. (Live)
Friday 7:00 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA Championships, Semifinals. From Oklahoma City. (Live)
Saturday
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA Championships, Final. From Oklahoma City. (Live)
Dynasty (AMC)
Men “The Doorway” (CC)
Men “Collaborators” (CC)
Men An old friend visits Joan.
“Rocky II” (1979, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire, Burgess Meredith.
“Rocky III” (1982, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Mr. T, Talia Shire.
(1995,
Dynasty
England. (CC) (AP)
(BRAVO) MatchmakerBlood, SweatBlood, SweatBlood, SweatBlood, SweatBlood, SweatBlood, SweatBlood, SweatBlood, SweatHousewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl. (CNBC)
PaidPaidSexiestPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidGrill-ProPaidPaid (CNN) New Day Sunday (N) PoliticsState of the UnionFareed ZakariaReliable SourcesState of the UnionFareed ZakariaCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN Newsroom (COM) PaidPaid ›› “Arthur” (2011) Russell Brand. (CC) ›› “The Girl Next Door” (2004) Emile Hirsch. ›› “Balls of Fury” (2007) Dan Fogler. › “The Comebacks” (2007) (CC) Jeff DunhamJeff Dunham (DISC) PaidPaidOsteenIn TouchGold Rush (CC) Dual Survival (S) Dual Survival (S) Dual Survival (S) Dual Survival (S) Dual Survival (S) Dual Survival (S) Naked and AfraidNaked and AfraidNaked and Afraid (DISN) Wil. Doc PiratesSofiaGood AustinAustinLiv-Mad.Good Luck CharlieJessieJessieJessieDogDogAustinAustinAustinAustinANT ANT ANT Liv-Mad.Liv-Mad.
(E!) Secret Societies of Hollywood E! News Fashion PoliceSoupRichKids ››› “13 Going on 30” (2004) KardashianKardashianKardashianKardashianKardashian (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenter (N) OutsideSportsSportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) BasketballCollege Basketball College Basketball SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)
(ESPN2) Unguarded NHRA Drag Racing SportsCenter (N) (CC) Outside Lines Spo. Reporters College Basketball Live (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)
(EWTN) AngelusRosarySunday Mass (N)
College Basketball Sun Belt Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. (N) (Live)
ATP Tennis BNP Paribas Open, Men’s and Women’s Finals. From Indian Wells, Calif. (N) (Live) (CC)
LitanyBkmrkVaticanoGodCatholic.RosarySunday MassLitanyHaydn’s SevenHistoryMercyRosaryGrab ParablesPriests ConsumA Lenten Crossing
(FAM) The Fosters (CC) ››› “Honey, I Shrunk the Kids” › “Wild Hogs” (2007) Tim Allen. ›› “Yours, Mine & Ours” (2005) ›› “Happy Gilmore” (1996, Comedy) › “Billy Madison” (1995, Comedy) “Bedtime Stories”
(FNC) FOX and Friends Sunday (N) News HQHousecall (N) MediaBuzz (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s
Bring It! (CC) “The Pregnancy Project” (2012) (CC) “Clara’s Deadly Secret” (2013) (CC) “Hidden Away” (2013, Suspense) (CC) (NBCSN) Formula One RacingPremier LeagueEnglish Premier League SoccerPremierEnglish Premier League SoccerGoal Match of the Day2014 Paralympic Winter GamesCycling Paris-Nice. (S) (NICK) FanboyMonPowerSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Teenage Mut.Sponge.Sponge.Winx Club (N) (S) Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge. (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidOff RoadEngineTruckMuscleContracContracBar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) (SYFY)
PaidPaidPaidPaidZone ›› “Stargate” (1994) Kurt Russell. (CC) ›› “Alien vs. Predator” (2004) (CC) ››› “Men in Black” (1997, Action) ›› “I, Robot” (2004) Will Smith. (CC) Day (TBN) PurvisUrbanPassionTouchFranklinTurningChristWinningPrinceRedeemWordIn TouchPowerWrittenConleyTimeBest of PraiseJ. HageeMarriageMiracleG. JakesJ. Meyer (TBS) Men at Work Men at Work Cougar Town (S) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Private Lives of Nashville Wives
››› “Gridiron Gang” (2006, Drama) The Rock, Xzibit. Premiere. (:15) ›› “The Losers” (2010, Action) Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Zoe Saldana.
›› “Swordfish” (2001, Suspense) John Travolta, Hugh Jackman.
›› “Fast & Furious” (2009) (DVS) (TCM) (5:30) ›› “Forever Darling” (1956) Lucille Ball. (CC) ››› “Invitation” (1952, Romance) Van Johnson. (CC)
››› “Miracle in the Rain” (1956) Jane Wyman, Van Johnson. (CC)
›››› “Hail the Conquering Hero” (1944) Eddie Bracken, Ella Raines. (CC)
›› “The Mating Game” (1959) Debbie Reynolds, Tony Randall. (CC)
››› “Gambit” (1966, Suspense) Shirley MacLaine, Michael Caine.
››› “After the Thin Man” (1936) (TLC) Dr. Frederick K.C. PricePaidFour Weddings (S) Four Weddings (S) Four Weddings (S) Four Weddings (S) Undercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover Boss (TNT) Perception (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) ›› “Edge of Darkness” (2010) (CC) ›› “Lakeview Terrace” (2008) (CC) (:15) › “Domestic Disturbance” (2001) “Double Jpdy” (TOON) TenkaiTenkaiBeyWar.PokeBen 10LegendsTeenTeen › “The Smurfs” (2011) Hank Azaria. TeenTeenTeenTeenTeenTeenTeenTeenUncle Uncle “Garfield’s Pet” (TRAV) When VacationsDangerous Gr.Mysteries-MuseumDeclassifiedMysteries-MuseumBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsMan v. Food (CC) Pl.- ChowdownPl.- ChowdownPl.- ChowdownPl.- Chowdown (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMost ShockingMost ShockingJokersJokersUploadUploadKiller KaraokeWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...truTV Top FunniesttruTV Top Funniest (TVLAND) (:12) The Golden Girls (S) (CC) Golden Girls Golden Girls Cleveland Cleveland (:12) Hot in Cleveland (CC) Cleveland Cleveland Cosby Show Cosby Show (:12) The Cosby Show (S) (CC) Cosby Show Cosby Show Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle (:12) Gilligan’s Island (CC) (USA) Paid Program JeremiahPastor Chris Joel Osteen SirensSirensNCIS: Los Angeles “Little Angels” (S) NCIS: Los Angeles “Lockup” (S) NCIS: Los Angeles “Empty Quiver” (S) NCIS: Los Angeles “Harm’s Way” (S) NCIS: Los Angeles “Sacrifice” (S) NCIS: Los Angeles “Greed” (S) NCIS: Los Angeles “Exit Strategy” (S) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (WGN-A) ZacharFactsDavidBeyondHeat of the NightHeat of the Night ›› “Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over”Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosFunny Videos
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) “Undercovr” Be President ›› “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” (2005, Action) Brad Pitt. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Snitch” (2013, Crime Drama) Dwayne Johnson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)
››› “Ray” (2004) Jamie Foxx. Ray Charles overcomes hardships to become a legend. ‘PG-13’ (:45) ››› “Moonrise Kingdom” (2012) Bruce Willis. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” (2005) Brad Pitt. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (MAX) (5:15) ››› “Kingdom of Heaven” (2005) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) “The Presence” (2010) Mira Sorvino. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:10) ›› “Warm Bodies” (2013) Nicholas Hoult. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(10:50) ›› “The Purge” (2013) Ethan Hawke. ‘R’ (CC) (:20) Banshee (S) (CC)
› “Universal Soldier: The Return”
(:45) ›› “Journey 2: The Mysterious Island” (2012) Dwayne Johnson. ‘PG’
(:20) ››› “Life of Pi” (2012) Suraj Sharma. (S) ‘PG’ (SHOW) “Lemony Snicket’s Series” 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC)
Boxing Danny Garcia vs. Mauricio Herrera. From the Ruben Rodriguez Coliseum in Bayamon, Puerto Rico. All Access Jim Rome on Showtime (CC) Inside Comedy Episodes ››› “The Director” (2013, Documentary) ‘NR’ All Access ›› “Beauty Shop” (2005, Comedy) Queen Latifah. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) “Joy Luck” ›› “Apt Pupil” (1998, Drama) Ian McKellen, Brad Renfro. (S) ‘R’
SUNDAY EVENING MARCH 16, 2014
BROADCAST CHANNELS
KTCA Favorites Favorites Favorites
KSTP America’s Funniest Home Videos Once Upon a Time “Witch Hunt” (N) Resurrection “Unearth” (N) (S) (:01) Revenge “Struggle” (N) (S)
KCCO 60 Minutes (N) (S) (CC) The Amazing Race (N) (S) (CC) The Good Wife “A Few Words” (N) (S) The Mentalist “Grey Water” (N)
5 Eyewitness News at 10 (N) (S) On the Road Engagement Raymond Sanctuary Will suffers from amnesia. Family Recipe MotionABC World News Now (N) (CC) America Morning
News
Miami “Inside Out” (S) (CC)
Minds “Damaged” (CC) Leverage “The Gone Fishin’ Job”
WDSE (5:30) America’s Wild West (CC) Great Performances Celebration of Luciano Pavarotti. (S) Masterpiece-Preview Masterpiece Classic (CC) Masterpiece Classic (CC) Masterpiece Classic (CC) The Playlist (Off Air)
KAWE (5:30) Judy Collins: Live in Ireland (S) Moments to Remember: My Music 1950s and ’60s hits. (S) (CC)
SweatHousewives/Atl.HappensFashionPaidPaidPaidPaidReal Housewives (CNBC) DebtOn The Profit 60 Minutes on60 Minutes on60 Minutes onMarijuana- Am.Marijuana: IndustryPaidPaidAmerican GreedMad MoneyWorld ExchangeSquawk Box (N) (CNN) CNN Special (N) Death Row StoriesDeath Row StoriesChicagolandDeath Row StoriesDeath Row StoriesChicagolandDeath Row StoriesDeath Row StoriesChicagolandEarly StartNew Day (N) (COM) DunhamJeff Dunham: Spark/InsanityJeff Dunham: ControlledJeff Dunham: Spark/InsanityJeff DunhamReviewTosh.0Work.South PkSouth Pk KrollBroad ComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Naked and AfraidNaked and AfraidNaked and Afraid (N) (CC) Naked After Dark(:16) Naked and Afraid (CC) Naked(:31) Naked and Afraid (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidGrill-Pro (DISN) AustinAustinLiv-Mad.I Didn’tAustinJessieGood AustinJessieANT Good Good Shake ItANT Deck“The Luck of the Irish” (S) DeckDeckFish PhineasHenryChug (E!) KardashianKardashianTotal DivasRichKids ChrisleyTotal DivasRichKids ChrisleyChelseaTotal DivasHelloChelseaSoupPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) Bracketology (N) (Live) 30 for 30 (N)
SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)
SportsCenter (CC)
SportsCenter (CC)
NBA Basketball: Rockets at Heat SportsCenterSportCtr (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Amalie Motor Oil Gatornationals. From Gainesville, Fla. Bracketology (N) (Live) 30 for 30 (N) ESPN FC (N)
SportsCenter Featured
SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) Mike & Mike (N) (Live) (CC) (EWTN) World Over LiveSunday PrimeG.K.RosaryTheo. RoundtableLife on the RockSunday MassLitanyMarySunday PrimeSaintsIn DeHow to ReliBkmrkCateTwelveCrossing (FAM) “Bedtime Stories” › “Zookeeper” (2011) Kevin James. ›› “Bruce Almighty” (2003, Comedy) OsteenJ. MeyerPaidPaidPaidPaidAmericaPaidPaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerChild
(FNC) FOX Report (N) Huckabee FOX News SpecialStossel Huckabee FOX News SpecialStossel FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace Huckabee MediaBuzzFOX and Friends First (N) FOX and Friends (N)
(FSN) NBA Basketball: Kings at Timberwolves WolvesBurton U.S. Open ’14 (N) World Poker TourMLB Baseball NBA Basketball WolvesSports UnlimitedThe Best of Pride
(FX)
››› “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo” (2011) Daniel Craig. ››› “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo” (2011) Daniel Craig. PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(GOLF) PGA Tour Golf Champions: Toshiba Classic, Final Round. (N) (Live) PGA Tour Golf Valspar Championship, Final Round. From Palm Harbor, Fla. Golf Central European PGA Tour Golf Trophee Hassan II, Final Round. From Morocco. (N Same-day Tape) PGA Tour Golf Champions: Toshiba Classic, Final Round.
(HGTV) HuntersHunt IntlBeachBeachHawaiiHawaiiIslandIslandHuntersHunt IntlHawaiiHawaiiIslandIslandHuntersHunt IntlBeachBeachPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidNovo
(HIST) PawnPawnAx Men (CC) Ax Men (N) (CC) No Man’s Land (N) Cryptid: Beast(:01) Ax Men (CC) (12:01) Ax MenNo Man’s LandCryptid: BeastPaidThe Real WestPAINModern Marvels
(LIFE) “The Grim Sleeper” (2014) (CC) Army Wives: A Final Salute (N) (CC) (:02) “The Grim Sleeper” (2014) (CC) (12:02) Army Wives: A Final SalutePaidPaidPaidPaidSleep!PaidPaidPaid
(NBCSN) NHL LiveNHL Hockey: Red Wings at Blackhawks NHLNHL TopMatch of the DayEnglish Premier League SoccerTranTranPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidGrill-ProPaidPaid
(NICK) Sam & Sam & See DadInstantFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFriendsFriends(:12) Friends (CC) FriendsGeorgeGeorgeGeorge(:12) George LopezChrisChrisYesDearYesDearHang.Hang.
(SPIKE) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (N) (S) ContracContracBar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) ContracContracBar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) PaidPaidPaidPAINPaidPaid
(SYFY) (5:30) ›› “The Day After Tomorrow”“Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom” (1984) (:37) ›› “Alien vs. Predator” (2004) (:37) ›› “Pandorum” (2009) Dennis Quaid. Geek WeddingZoneZonePaidPaid (TBN) Lead BlessedOsteenKerryCopeCreflo
›› “Moses” (1976) Burt Lancaster, Anthony Quayle. Praise the Lord (CC) Petra: Hiding PlaceThe Cyrus Call WorshipWom (TBS) (5:00) ›› “Fast & Furious” (2009)
›› “Tower Heist” (2011, Comedy) Ben Stiller, Eddie Murphy. (DVS)
›› “Tower Heist” (2011, Comedy) Ben Stiller, Eddie Murphy. (DVS) Deal With It Deal With It Deal With It Deal With It Deal With It Deal With It
›› “Sex Drive” (2008, Comedy) Josh Zuckerman, Amanda Crew, Clark Duke. MarriedMarriedEngagement Name Is Earl (TCM) (5:00) “After the Thin Man” (1936)
›››› “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid” (1969) Paul Newman.
›››› “Jesse James” (1939, Western) Tyrone Power, Henry Fonda. (CC) ›› “Scar of Shame” (1927, Drama) Harry Henderson, Lucia Lynn Moses. “Without Pity” (1948) Carla Del Poggio. Premiere. (:45) ›› “The Children Are Watching Us” (1943, Drama)
TCM Presents Under the Influence ›› “The Key” (1934) Edna Best (TLC) My Five Wives (S) Island MediumMediumMediumMy Five Wives (N) MediumMediumMy Five Wives (S) Island MediumMy Five Wives (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCakeCake (TNT) “Double Jpdy” ›› “Along Came a Spider” (2001) (:02) ›› “Disturbia” (2007, Suspense) (:04) ›› “Edge of Darkness” (2010) (:04) ›› “Along Came a Spider”Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Smallville (CC) (TOON) GarfieldRegularStevenTeenKing/HillKing/HillBurgersBurgersFam GuyFam GuyRickChina, ILMetalBurgersBurgersFam GuyFam GuyRickChina, ILMetalKing/HillKing/HillGumballGumball (TRAV) Pl.- ChowdownMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumChurch SecretsMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumChurch SecretsMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Selection SundaytruTV Top FunniestWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...truTV Top FunniestWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond (:38) Everybody Loves Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Curb Enthusiasm Curb Enthusiasm Paid Program Paid Program (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Suits “Yesterday’s Gone” Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims U nit › “Repo Men” (2010, Science Fiction) Jude Law, Forest Whitaker. (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Psych “A Touch of Sweevil” (WGN-A) Funny Videos ››› “The Matrix” (1999, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves. › “Collateral Damage” (2002, Action) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) ›› “Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over”WGN Morning NewPaidJ. Meyer
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) “Mr-Mrs Smith” ›› “The Great Gatsby” (2013, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Girls (N) (CC)
VICE (S) (CC) Girls (S) (CC)
VICE (S) (CC)
Girls (S) (CC) ›› “Snitch” (2013, Crime Drama) Dwayne Johnson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:25) ›› “The Backwoods” (2006) Gary Oldman. ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) ››› “Leaving Las Vegas” (1995, Drama) Nicolas Cage. ‘R’ (CC) Citizen U.S.A.: A 50-State Road Trip (MAX) “Life of Pi” ‘PG’ › “Armageddon” (1998) Bruce Willis. A hero tries to save Earth from an asteroid. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “The Purge” (2013) Ethan Hawke. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Lolita From Interstellar Space” (2014) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(11:55) ›› “Broken City” (2013) Mark Wahlberg. (S) ‘R’
(:45) Lingerie (S)
(:15) Zane’s Sex Chronicles (CC)
›› “Sahara” (2005, Adventure) Matthew McConaughey. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:05) ›› “Step Up Revolution” (2012, Drama) Ryan Guzman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
› “Def Jam’s How to Be a Player” (1997) Bill Bellamy. (:35) ››› “Clerks” (1994) Brian O’Halloran. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ›› “Illegal Tender” (2007) Rick Gonzalez. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “No Holds Barred” (1989) Hulk Hogan. ‘PG-13’ “ObjectBeauty”
(2:50) ›› “North Shore” (1987) Matt Adler. ‘PG’ (CC) (:25) ›› “Dead Silence” (2007) Ryan Kwanten. (S) ‘R’ (SHOW) Shameless “Hope Springs Paternal” EpisodesHouse of Lies (S) Shameless (N) (S) (CC) House of Lies (N) EpisodesShameless (S) (CC) House of Lies (S) EpisodesHouse of Lies (S) EpisodesShameless (S) (CC) “Budz House” (2012) Wesley Jonathan. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Every Day” (2010) Liev Schreiber. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ›› “W.” (2008) Josh Brolin. (TMC) (5:30) “Your Sister’s Sister” (2011)
DAYTIME
BROADCAST CHANNELS
KTCA WordGirlMarthaArthurWild CuriousCat in PegDinosaurSesame StreetTigerSuperWordWrPegCliffordTigerThomasSidCuriousMarthaArthurArthurWild WordGirl
KSTP News Good Morning America Live With KellyThe View News The ChewGeneral HospitalKatie Twin Cities LiveMillion.NewsNewsABC
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KMSP News News News Morning BuzzWendy WilliamsBethenny TMZDish AmericaAmericaTMZ Live Bethenny JudgeJudgeFOX at 5News
KARE News Today KAREJ’pardy!Days of our LivesRachael RayThe DoctorsThe Dr. Oz ShowNewsJ’pardy!NewsNews
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WUCW ZionPrinceRobisonVariedPaidPaidThe Test Jerry SpringerMaury Judge MathisPeople’s CourtJusticePaternityBill CunninghamSteve WilkosMaury
WFTC PaidPaidCopeWomOn the FlyWendy WilliamsTrisha GoddardDivorceDivorceJudgeJudgeDivorceDivorceJudgeJudgeCops Cops 30 Rock30 RockFam GuyTwo
KPXM Shepherd’s ChapelBibleVariedPaidPaidPaidPaidMovieVaried Programs
CHANNELS (A&E) DogDogDogDogCriminal MindsCriminal MindsVaried ProgramsCSI: MiamiCriminal MindsCriminal MindsThe First 48First 48VariedFirst 48VariedFirst 48Varied (AMC) PaidPaidPaidPaidVaried Programs
M Big CatBig CatMeerkatMeerkatMy Cat From HellAnimal Cops Phil.Animal Cops Phil.Pit Bulls-ParoleTanked: UnfilteredDirty JobsSwamp’Swamp’Gator BoysFinding BigfootFinding Bigfoot
T My Cat From Hell Swamp Wars
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(CNBC) (5:00) Squawk Box Squawk on the Street Fast MoneyPower LunchStreet SignsClosing Bell Fast VariedMad Money (CNN) (5:00) New Day CNN Newsroom This HourLegal ViewWolf CNN Newsroom Jake TapperThe Situation RoomCrossfire
M PaidPaidPaidPaidDailyColbertSunnySouth PkComedyDrunkDrunkDrunkDrunkDrunk(12:52) › “Road Trip: Beer Pong”KeyKeyFturamaFturamaSouth PkTosh.0
T KrollCommun(:19) › “Fired Up” (2009) (CC) Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0
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W Half Key “Naked Gun 2 1/2: Fear” South PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth Pk
TH ComedyReviewCommun(:34) ›› “Run Fat Boy Run” (2007) Simon Pegg. SunnySunnySunnyFturama
F FturamaCommun(:19) ›› “Coneheads” (1993) (CC) Work.
(DISC) PaidRobisonJ. MeyerPaidAlmost, AwayDisappearedWicked AttractionSins & SecretsVaried Programs (DISN) Ella the MickeyPiratesMickeyWil. Doc SofiaMickeyDoc MickeyMickeyLittleLittleOctoVaried Programs Win, Varied Programs
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T “Spring Breakdown” (2009, Comedy) RichKids RichKids ChrisleyKardashian ››› “13 Going on 30” (2004)
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TH The FaKristin After Shock: Heidi Sex and the CityKardashianKardashian
F Saved/Saved/Saved/Chrisley The Fa ››› “A League of Their Own” (1992) Tom Hanks. ›› “You’ve Got Mail” (1998) Tom Hanks. (ESPN)
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W Focus Pain Game Wild CuttingWe Love MLB Baseball Hard ChargeMLB Preseason Baseball: Twins at Cardinals SpotlightCuttingUEFA Champions League Soccer
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M ›› “The Fog” (2005) Tom Welling. ›› “Twin Dragons” (1991, Comedy) ››› “Hellboy II: The Golden Army” (2008) ›› “Battle: Los Angeles” (2011) Aaron Eckhart. MotherMotherTwo Two ››› “Easy A”
T ››› “Hellboy II: The Golden Army” (2008) ›› “Battle: Los Angeles” (2011) Aaron Eckhart. ››› “Easy A” (2010) Emma Stone. Two Two › “Grown Ups” (2010) Adam Sandler. SaintMotherMotherTwo
W Ellen ›› “Across the Universe” (2007) Evan Rachel Wood. › “Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles” › “Old Dogs” (2009) John Travolta. AngerTwo Two ››› “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” (2011) Trans
F Wild Game DumbestNBA Basketball AnglingWaterOutdoorDue RoadsCollege Hockey SnowUEFA Highlights3 WideN Sun (FX)
TH Buffy, Slayer › “Old Dogs” (2009) John Travolta. Two Two › “The Bounty Hunter” (2010) Jennifer Aniston. MotherMotherTwo ›› “Transformers: Dark of the Moon” (2011) Shia LaBeouf.
M PropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyHuntersHunt IntlLove It or List ItLove It or List ItLove It or List ItLove It or List ItLove It or List ItLove It or List It
T SellingSarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah PropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyProperty
W House H.BlockBlockBlockBlockBlockBlockBlockBlockBlock Property BrothersProperty BrothersProperty BrothersProperty BrothersProperty BrothersProperty Brothers
F › “88 Minutes” (2007) Al Pacino, Alicia Witt. › “The Bounty Hunter” (2010) Jennifer Aniston. ›› “Hollywood Homicide” (2003) Two ››› “The Mask” (1994) Jim Carrey. Two Two MotherMother (GOLF) Morning Drive Morning DriveVaried Programs CentralVaried (HGTV)
PropertyIncome PropertyIncome Property F SecretsMillionExtreme HomesExtreme HomesExtreme HomesExtreme Homes HuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHunt IntlHunt Intl (HIST) M Modern MarvelsApe to Man MysteryQuestMysteryQuestMysteryQuestMysteryQuestMysteryQuestMysteryQuestBigfoot: The Definitive Guide Cryptid: Beast T Apocalypse ManNostradamusNostradamusNostradamusNostradamusNostradamusNostradamusNostradamusNostradamusThe 9/11 Conspiracies: Fact or Fiction W Deep Sea SalvageDeep Sea SalvageDeep Sea SalvageDeep Sea SalvageDeep Sea SalvageDeep Sea SalvageAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican Pickers TH Civil War JournalThe Hunt for John Wilkes BoothLincoln Vikings PawnPawnPawnPawnPawn StarsPawnPawnPawnPawn F Modern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern Marvels 8 – MARCH 16 - 22, 2014 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH MOVIES SPORTS KIDS NEWS
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M BalanceBalanceUnsolved MysteryFrasierFrasierFrasierFrasierFrasierFrasierMotherMotherGrey’s AnatomyGrey’s AnatomyCharmed Charmed Hoarders Hoarders
T Wife SwapWife Swap
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W Spaces
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M SeasonsBiddingFishingFishingThe Dan Patrick Show
SportsTruckMuscleB. DanceBassEnglish Premier League Soccer (S) NASCARNASCARPro Football TalkNHL Live
T Outd’rsOutdoorMartinB. Dance Lunker.BiteFishingUltimateIntoSaltwaOutd’rsOff RoadEngine
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W MuscleTruckOutdoorSltwtr ExtremeFisher. SportBassSltwtrIntoSaltwaNASCAR
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TH RivalsNHL Hockey HortonBiddingSeasonsLunker.HortonIFA RedOutsideTruckMuscle Fight
F PremierMatchPL-NewsPremier IFA RedMartinOutdoorFishingB. DanceOutd’rsFishingNHL TopNHL TopCollege Hockey
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(2012) “Indiana Jones”
T Destination TruthDestination TruthDestination TruthGeek WeddingFace Off Face Off Face OffFace Off Face Off Face Off Face Off
W › “In the Spider’s Web” (2007) (CC) ›› “The Hive” (2008) Tom Wopat. “Dragon Wasps” (2012) Corin Nemec. › “Ice Spiders” (2007, Horror) (CC) “Camel Spiders” (2011) Brian Krause. ›› “The Ruins”
TH Foxy & Co.“Pterodactyl” (2005) Coolio. (CC) ›› “Triassic Attack” (2010) (CC) › “Age of the Dragons” (2011) (CC) “Age of Dinosaurs” (2013, Action) (CC) “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade”
M VeggieK. ShookSuperJ. MeyerCrefloJ. HageePrinceY’r DayCopeProphGoodPrecious MemoriesJewishLife ToSecretsThe 700 ClubJ. HageeJewishPraise the Lord
T Jew. Je Graham ClassicDr. CaroBehindAlive Against EducaPraise the Lord
F “Showdown at Area 51” (2007) (CC) ›› “Heatstroke” (2008) (CC) ››› “The Abyss” (1989) Ed Harris, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. (CC) ›› “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” (TBN)
W Change The CreationProclaim J. Meyer Call2All FaithBest of PraiseMainIBA
TH G. BrownsEducaDiffer Lifestyle History LucadoPraise the Lord
F Dupl’tis Best of Praise The Lord Living Cross Holy (TBS)
M MarriedMarriedThere BrownsPayneFull H’sePrincePrincePrinceDeal Deal CleveAmer.Amer.Amer.CougarFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsKingKingSeinfeldSeinfeld
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W Office
TH Prince Office Fam GuyFam GuyFam GuyFam Guy2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) NCAA
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M The Key ›› “The Irish in Us” (1935) “Flying Irishman”(:15) ›› “Little Nellie Kelly” (1940) ›› “My Wild Irish Rose”“The Rising of the Moon”(:15) ››› “Young Cassidy” (1965) (:15) ››› “Finian’s Rainbow” (1968)
T (:15) “Take Me Out to the Ball Game”“The Boy With Green Hair” ›› “Because You’re Mine” (1952) ››› “Thrill of a Romance” (1945) ››› “Rancho Notorious”(:15) ›› “Two Weeks With Love”“On an Island”
W “Make Me a Star”(:15) ›› “On With the Show” (1929) (:15) ›› “Street Girl”(:45) ›› “Weary River”(:15) › “Inside the Lines”(:45) › “The Gay Diplomat”“Lady Refuses”(:15) “Three Who Loved”Mad
TH Suc(:45) ›› “The Little Giant”(:15) ›› “Easy to Love” › “Young Ideas” (1943) ›› “Blonde Fever” (1944) ›› “Any Number Can Play” (1949) Some“The Power and the Prize”“The Legend of Lylah Clare”
F (:15) ›› “Goodbye Again”“Biography-Girl” ››› “Bachelor Mother”“Third Finger, Left Hand”(:15) ›› “Play Girl” (1940) (:45) “Cinderella Jones” (CC) (:15) “Two Sisters From Boston” (1946) “Glass Slipper”
(TLC) MultiplesBabyBabyQuintsKate Plus 8Varied ProgramsExtreme Extreme What Not to Wear19 KidsVariedCoupleCoupleSay YesSay YesGownGownMediumMediumMediumMedium (TNT) Charmed Charmed SupernaturalSupernaturalSupernaturalBones Bones Bones Bones CastleVariedCastle Varied Programs
(TOON) Ben 10BeyPokéScoobyMovie GarfieldLooney TunesTom & JerryJerryJerryJohnnyJohnnyGumballGumballAdvenAdvenRegularRegularVaried Programs
(TRAV) PaidPaidPaidPaidAirport Airport No ReservationVaried Programs Food ParadiseBizarre FoodsFoodFoodBizarre Foods (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Varied Programs (TVLAND) PaidPaidPaidPaidGriffithGriffithVariedGriffith(:09) GunsmokeVariedGunsm.VariedGunsm.Varied Programs(1:50) BonanzaBonanza GriffithVariedGriffithGriffith (USA)
M Burn NoticeBurn NoticeNCIS:
›› “Snitch” (2013) (S) (CC)
W Jungle2(:45) ›› “That Old Feeling” (1997) (S) ›› “Rebound” (2005) (S) ›› “Mama” (2013) (S) (CC) (:45) ››› “Moonrise Kingdom” (S) ›› “Battle for Terra” (S) ›› “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” (2005) (S) “Three Stooges”
TH (5:30) ››› “Ray” (2004) Jamie Foxx. “Six by Sondheim” (2013) (S) › “Dream House” (2011) (S) ›› “The Great Gatsby” (2013, Drama) (S) (CC) Game“Madagascar 3: Wanted”Paycheck to Paycheck ›› “One Day”
F (5:25) “Where the Heart Is”Happy ›› “Hemingway & Gellhorn” (2012) (S) (CC) Silicon “Miss Congeniality 2” Doll & Doll & ›› “Taken 2” (2012) (S) ›› “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey” (S) (MAX)
M (5:55) ›› “Out to Sea” (S) (:45) ››› “Big” (1988) Tom Hanks. ›› “Extreme Prejudice” (1987) (S) (:20) “Just Like Heaven” (S) ›› “Trouble With the Curve” (2012) (2:50) ›› “Beautiful Creatures” (S) ›› “The Beach”
T “Original Gang.”(:15) › “New Year’s Eve” (2011) (S) (:15) ››› “The East” (2013) (S) (CC) (:15) ››› “The Conjuring” (2013) (S) (:10) ››› “Ocean’s Twelve” (2004) (:15) ››› “Pitch Perfect” (2012) (S) (:15) “Trance” (S)
W “All-Star Superman” (2011) “I Still Know What You Did” › “Big Momma’s House 2”(:45) ››› “The Dark Knight Rises” (2012) Christian Bale. ›› “Mission: Impossible” (1996) (S) (:20) ›› “Rock of Ages” (2012) (S) Armaged
TH (5:50) ›› “Blown Away” (1994) (S) (7:50) ››› “The Thin Red Line” (1998) (S) (CC) (:45) ›› “Lethal Weapon 4” (1998) Mel Gibson. (12:55) ›› “Warm Bodies”MAX/Set(2:50) ››› “Casino” (1995) Robert De Niro. (S) (CC)
M (5:15) ›› “W.” (2008) (S) ›› “Kinky Boots” (2005) (S) (CC) “Some Girl(s)” (2013) ››› “Byzantium” (2012) (S) (CC) ›› “Dangerous Minds” (1995) (S) (2:50) ››› “Out of Sight” (1998) (S) “Do-Right Thing”
T “Agent Cody Banks 2”(:45) ›› “For Love or Money” (1993) ››› “October Sky” (1999) (S) (CC) “Sellebrity” (2012) (S) (CC) (:15) “Complicit” (2013) David Oyelowo. ›› “Notting Hill” (1999) Hugh Grant (:15) “Quartet” (S)
F (5:00) “Infamous” ››› “Les Misérables” (2012) Hugh Jackman. (:40) ››› “Kingdom of Heaven” (2005) (S) (:10) ›› “Broken City” (2013) (S) (CC) ›› “Blue Crush” (2002) (S) (:45) › “Idle Hands” (1999) “The Conjuring” (SHOW)
W ›› “The Baxter” (2005) (S) (:35) › “The Next Best Thing” (2000) ››› “Stakeout” (1987) (S) (CC) ››› “Find Me Guilty” (2006) (CC) (:45) ›› “Welcome to the Punch” (S) ›› “Daylight” (1996, Action) (S) (CC) Cold
TH Long (:40) ›› “Basquiat” (1996) (S) (CC) ›› “Every Day” (2010) (S) (:05) ›› “Kinky Boots” (2005) (S)
› “Salvation Boulevard” (S) (:45) “Pieces of April” (2003) (:15) “Some Girl(s)” (2013) Kristen Bell History, the Eagles
M ›› “The Object of Beauty” ›› “Après Vous...” (2003) (CC) ›› “Prefontaine” (1997) Jared Leto. “Importance-Ern”
› “Bunraku” (2010) Josh Hartnett. (S) (:05) ››› “Stage Beauty” (2004) (S) “A Little Help” (S)
T (5:50) ›› “Knuckleball!”“Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn”“Twilight Saga: Breaking 2” › “Playing God” (1997) (:05) › “Java Heat” (2013) Kellan Lutz. “Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn”“Twilight Saga-2”
F › “Inescapable” (2012) (S) (:45) ›› “The Muse” (1999, Comedy) (:25) “The Killing Room” (S) ›› “Scanners” (1981) (S) (:45) ›› “Hollywoodland” (2006) Adrien Brody. › “Even Money” (2006) Kim Basinger. “Do-Right Thing” (TMC)
W (:10) ›› “D3: The Mighty Ducks” (S) ›› “No Holds Barred” (S) (:35) “Bending the Rules” (S) ›› “Mafia!” (1998) (S) (CC) ›› “Metro” (1997) Eddie Murphy. (S) ›› “Man on a Ledge” (S) (:15) ›› “Sahara” (2005) (S) (CC)
TH Little (:45) ››› “Tin Men” (1987) (S) (CC) (:40) “Peter and Vandy” (S) ›› “V.I. Warshawski” (S) ›› “Cross My Heart” (CC) ›››› “Five Fingers” (S) ››› “Melancholia” (2011) Kirsten Dunst. (S) “Color of Money”
F (5:00) “The Joy Luck Club”(:20) › “As Cool as I Am”“Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn”“Twilight Saga: Breaking 2” ››› “Stage Beauty” (2004) (S) (CC) ››› “Gosford Park” (2001) Eileen Atkins. (S) Words
“Farmed and Dangerous,” farmedanddangerous.com
Sponsored by Chipotle restaurants, the original comedy series explores the outrageously unsustainable world of industrial agriculture. Starring are Ray Wise as Buck, the head of the Industrial Food Image Bureau, which represents industrial foodproduction companies; Karynn Moore as Sophia, a new PR whiz at the IFIB; John Sloan as Chip, leader of the Sustainable Family Farming Association; Eric Pierpoint as Mick, the head of food producer Animoil; and Nick Clifford as Mick’s son, Zack (also Sophia’s boyfriend).
The acting/writing/directing team of Tarah Consoli and Elliot Joseph, having left their native Canada and the U.K., respectively, star in his L.A.-based series about Jeannie and Preston. These two peas in a pod would be perfect for each other but for the awkwardness. Guest stars include Erin Boyes, Paolo Mancini, Jon Crenshaw, Susanna Herbert, Kaiser Johnson and Melanie Mullen.
Anyone who has ever cooked for a dinner party knows the essential ingredient is planning.
Imagine cooking dinner for 5,000 and the planning that requires. Mackie Gmitter, executive chef at the Austin, Texas, barbecue eatery The Salt Lick, is gearing up to cook for attendees at Woodies, a music festival that’s part of the city’s South by Southwest fest.
The awards ceremony from that festival, the 2014 mtvU Woodie Awards, airs Sunday, March 16, on MTV and mtvU. A few weeks before acts took the stage, Gmitter’s menu was set.
“It is a bit of a challenge cooking for this amount of people for the Woodie Awards,” he says. “We need to be a lot more prepared. The first chef I worked for always told me, ‘If you are not two days ahead, you are one day behind.’ ”
Gmitter and his team begin preparations by making sauces and seasoning meat. This is the third time he’s cooking for the Woodies. He’s making chopped brisket
“Tiny Commando,” screen. yahoo.com/tiny-commando/
He’s really, really small, but he’s got a big talent for sniffing out mysteries. In the series opener, “Snack Attack,” Tiny (Zachary Levi) bites off more than he can chew when a client hires him to investigate her snack-cake company, where the CEO, also her brother, is mixed up with a foreign arms dealer.
“The Flip Side,” screen.yahoo.com/flip-side/
The series looks at what happens in different situations where expectations are turned on their head. In “Camping,” a family and a group of friends go camping, and the women are the ones who take on the adventurous roles. Other episodes include “Pregnancy,” “Cats & Dogs,” “Workplace,” “Birthday,” “Generations,” “Sexy,” “Clubbing,” and “Social Media.”
sliders, smoked turkey sliders, pork ribs, coleslaw and Hatch green chili mac and cheese.
He is also planning “sloppy nachos,” and considering regular ones are not the neatest food, these must be something special, with smoked Gouda and a few other cheeses and chopped beef.
His crew makes corn and flour tortillas on site, which gives them, Gmitter says, “that unique flavor. Nothing store bought. You can taste the difference in the first bite.” His coleslaw includes jicama and apple with bleu cheese and sweet corn. “It complements the smokiness and tanginess of barbecue,” he says.
Like all barbecue restaurants, The Salt Lick has a secret sauce. “Our barbecue sauce is much different than traditional barbecue sauce in Texas,” says the Texan. “It’s a noncook barbecue sauce. Ours is mustard-based, with a good amount of sugars in the spice mix as they smoke. The sugars start caramelizing on the ribs or pulled pork, and we serve our barbecue sauce with the meats as well.”
BY JACQUELINE CUTLER
•What did you have for dinner last night?
“I was hanging out with a couple of co-workers, and we decided to do something a little different. We did a seasoned fried chicken, sweet potato waffles and honey bacon whipped cream.”
•What is always in your refrigerator?
“It just depends on the seasons of the year. It could be fresh fruit to a really good sale on steaks at the market. Anything I can find at the farmers market.”
“Die Hard” (1988) Bruce Willis. A New York policeman outwits foreign thugs in an L.A. high-rise. (CC)
Hard With a Vengeance” (1995) Bruce Willis. A New York cop must stop a mad bomber’s game of revenge.
“Die Hard 2” (1990) Bruce Willis. Police hero spots military terrorists at D.C. airport. (CC)
Stallone, Talia Shire, Burt Young.
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››› “The Outfit” (1974) Robert Duvall, Karen Black, Joe Don Baker. (CC)
››› “The Seven-Ups” (1974) Roy Scheider, Tony Lo Bianco. Premiere.
››› “Monte Walsh” (1970, Western) Lee Marvin, Jeanne Moreau. (CC) ››› “Ride the High Country” (1962) Randolph Scott. (:45) ›› “Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid” (1973, Western) James Coburn, Kris Kristofferson. (CC)
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››› “Disconnect” (2012, Drama) Jason Bateman, Hope Davis. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Girl’s Guide Co-Ed Con. (:05) ›› “Beautiful Creatures” (2013) Alden Ehrenreich. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:10) Banshee (S) (CC) (:10) Sin City Diaries Feature 2: Inside Out A compilation of episodes. (CC) “Inhuman Resources” (2012) Nicholas Hope. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Original Gang.” (SHOW) (5:00) ››› “Do the Right Thing” Shameless (S) (CC) House of Lies (S) EpisodesShameless (S) (CC) Inside Comedy EpisodesHouse of Lies (S) Inside Comedy
››› “The Perks of Being a Wallflower” (2012) Logan Lerman. ‘PG-13’
› “Original Sin” (2001, Suspense) Antonio Banderas. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “As Cool as I Am” (2013) Claire Danes. ‘R’ (CC) (:35) “Girls Against Boys” (2012) Danielle Panabaker. (S) (12:10) ››› “Dazed and Confused” (1993, Drama) Jason London. ‘R’
››› “Out of Sight” (1998, Crime Drama) George Clooney. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “The Motorcycle Diaries” (2004) Gael García Bernal. ‘R’
(:10) ››› “Wish Me Away” (2011, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:05) ››› “Junior” (1994) Arnold Schwarzenegger. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (5:00) ›› “A Little Help” (2010) ‘R’
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(HBO) (:15) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) Silicon Valley ›› “Taken 2” (2012) Liam Neeson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Girls (S) (CC) VICE (S) (CC) ›› “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey” (2012, Fantasy) Ian McKellen, Martin Freeman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(12:55) ››› “Before Night Falls” (2000, Drama) Javier Bardem. ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ›› “Critical Care” (1997) James Spader. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Jungle 2 Jungle” (1997) (S) (MAX) (5:15) ››› “Trance” (2013) ››› “The Conjuring” (2013, Horror) Vera Farmiga, Lili Taylor. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Banshee “Bullets and Tears” (CC)
Zane’s Sex Zane’s Sex › “Identity Thief” (2013, Comedy) Jason Bateman. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
Lingerie Feature 6: Model Mayhem (S) (CC) ››› “Jane Eyre” (2011, Drama) Mia Wasikowska. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (Off Air) (SHOW) (5:15) ››› “Quartet” (2012)
›› “Lawless” (2012, Crime Drama) Shia LaBeouf, Tom Hardy. (S) ‘R’ (CC) House of Lies (S) EpisodesShameless (S) (CC) Inside Comedy Gigolos (CC)
››› “Jungle Fever” (1991, Drama) Wesley Snipes. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ›› “Clockers” (1995, Drama) Harvey Keitel, John Turturro, Delroy Lindo. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Barricade” (2012) Eric McCormack. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) “Twilight Saga: Breaking 2” ››› “Ain’t Them Bodies Saints” (2013) Rooney Mara. (:40) ››› “Seven Psychopaths” (2012) Colin Farrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “Very Bad Things” (1998) Christian Slater. ‘R’ (CC) (12:15) ›› “4:44 Last Day on Earth” (2011) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) › “Nature Calls” (2012) Patton Oswalt. ‘R’ (CC)
› “Gunmen” (1994) Christopher Lambert. Premiere. ‘R’ (:35) “The Forger” (2012) Josh Hutcherson. (S) ‘PG-13’
MstrTanked (S) Tanked (S) Infested! (S) Treehouse MstrTanked (S) Tanked (S) OranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/NYCReal HousewivesFlipping Out (CC) Flipping Out (N) HappensFlipping Out (CC) Real HousewivesHousewives/Atl.HappensSouthern CharmPaidPaidPaidPaidHousewives/OC (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportAmerican GreedAmerican GreedMoney TalksMoney TalksAmerican GreedMoney TalksPaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneyWorld ExchangeSquawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperTo Be AnnouncedAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontTo Be AnnouncedAnderson CooperForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicEarly StartNew Day (N) (COM) ColbertDailyWork.South PkSouth PkSouth PkWork.Broad DailyColbertAt MidWork.DailyColbertAt MidBroad ChapSunnySunnySunnyPaidPaidPaidPaid
(DISC) Gold Rush (CC) Gold Rush (CC) Game of StonesIce Cold Gold (S) Game of StonesIce Cold Gold (S) Gold Rush (CC) Gold Rush (CC) PopoffPaidTelePaidPaidPaidPaidGrill-Pro
(DISN) JessieANT AustinI Didn’tLiv-Mad.DogAustinGood JessieANT StevensLizzieShake ItANT DeckDeckWizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasHenryChug (E!) E! News (N) KardashianTotal DivasSoupSoupChelseaE! News ChelseaSoupChrisleyChelseaRichKids KardashianPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(ESPN) SportCtrNBANBA Basketball: Pacers at Knicks NBA Basketball: Spurs at Lakers SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) NBA Basketball: Spurs at Lakers SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (ESPN2) College Basketball NIT Tournament: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) College Basketball NIT Tournament: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Olbermann (N) (CC) NBA Tonight (N) Baseball Tonight NASCAR Now (N) NBA Tonight SportsCenter (N) (CC)
NBA Basketball Indiana Pacers at New York Knicks. (N Same-day Tape) Mike & Mike (N) (Live) (CC)
(EWTN) Solemn MassEWTN Live (N) NewsRosaryVoices in the DeVaticanoWomen Solemn Mass of St. JosephBeholdNewsHailLet MeMarySaintFind Theo. RoundtableTwelveApo.
(FAM) MelissaMelissaMelissaDaddy ›› “Bruce Almighty” (2003, Comedy) The 700 Club (S) DaddyDaddyMelissaMelissaPaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerGrace
(FNC) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) The Kelly File (N) Hannity (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) The Kelly FileHannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren Red Eye (N) The Five FOX and Friends First (N) FOX and Friends (N)
(FSN) SoccerWolvesWolvesNBA Basketball: Timberwolves at Mavericks WolvesWolvesWorld Poker TourNBA Basketball
(FX) (5:30) ›› “Transformers: Dark of the Moon” (2011) The Americans (N) The AmericansThe AmericansThe AmericansHorror StoryHorror StoryUnsupervisedPaidPaidPaidPaid
School of Golf (N) Feherty PGA Tour GolfBig Break FloridaGolfCentral
Property BrothersProperty BrothersProperty BrothersHuntersHunt IntlProperty BrothersProperty BrothersHuntersHunt IntlProperty BrothersProperty BrothersPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDina (HIST) American PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican Pickers(:02) Vikings (CC) American PickersAmerican PickersAmerican Pickers(:03) Vikings (CC) PaidSave Our HistoryPaidPaidPAIN
(LIFE) Bring It! (CC) Preachers’Preachers’Bring It! (N) (CC) (:01) Bring It!Preachers’Preachers’(:02) Bring It!(:03) Bring It!PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(SPIKE) Cops (S) Cops (S) › “Law Abiding Citizen” (2009) Jamie Foxx. (S) ›› “Hitman” (2007) Premiere. (S) ››› “Déjà Vu” (2006) Denzel Washington, Val Kilmer. (S) Ways Knife Show/Cutlery Corner (S) PaidPaid (SYFY) (5:00) “The Ruins” ››› “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” (1989) (CC) ›› “The Ruins” (2008, Horror) (CC) “Camel Spiders” (2011) Brian Krause. › “Ice Spiders” (2007, Horror) (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) Graham ClassicBehindTurningPrinceBy FaithPraise the Lord (CC)
GoodDupl’tisMarriageCrefloEasterPraise The Lord: TBN Classics
IsraelHead-OnWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangDeal With It Conan (CC) Pete Holmes Conan (CC) Pete Holmes ›› “Flipped” (2010) Madeline Carroll, Callan McAuliffe. Premiere. MarriedMarriedMarriedName Is Earl Engagement Name Is Earl (TCM) (5:30) › “Mad Youth” (1940) ›››› “The Palm Beach Story” (1942, Comedy) (CC) (:45) ››› “The Lost Squadron” (1932, Drama)
(:15) ›› “The Kennel Murder Case” (1933) (CC) (:45) ››› “Beau Brummel” (1924) John Barrymore. (:15) ›› “Show of Shows” (1929, Musical) Frank Fay, John Barrymore, Beatrice Lillie. ›› “Two Arabian Knights” (1927, Comedy) William Boyd. (:15) “A Successful Calamity” (TLC) The Little CoupleMy 600-Lb. Life (N) Hoard-BuriedBubble Skin ManHoard-BuriedBubble Skin ManMy 600-Lb. Life (S) The Little CouplePopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCakeCake (TNT) Castle (S) Castle (S) (CC) (:01) Castle (CC) Rizzoli & Isles(:03) Dallas (CC) (:03) Hawaii Five-0(12:03) Perception(:03) The Mentalist(:03) NUMB3RS (S) Law & Order (S) Smallville “Fragile” Smallville “Mercy” (TOON) JohnnyTeenStevenRegularKing/HillCleveAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenGhostSquidCleveKing/HillGumballGumball
(TRAV) FoodFoodBizarre FoodsToy HntrBack. HouseboatsHouseboatsToy HntrBack. HouseboatsHouseboatsBizarre FoodsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) Inside MadnessTowTowTowTowTowTowTowFull ThrottleVegas PaidPaidPaid
(TVLAND) Andy Griffith Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens (:12) Everybody Loves Raymond Raymond The Soul Man Cosby Show (:38) The Cosby Show (S) (CC) Cosby Show The Soul Man ’70s Show ’70s Show Happily Divorced Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “Hit and Run” (S) Modern Family Modern Family Psych (N) (CC) (DVS) Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family (:01) Psych (CC) (DVS) (12:01) Sirens (:31) Sirens (:01) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (S) (:01) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (S) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit SirensSirens “Pilot” (WGN-A) Funny VideosRulesRulesRulesRulesRulesRulesRulesRulesParksParksParks30 Rock30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidWGN Morning NewPaidJ. Meyer
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(HBO) “3 Stooges (:45) ›› “Mama” (2013, Horror) Jessica Chastain. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Girls (S) (CC) Doll & Em (S) (:25) Doll & Em (N) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Girls (S) (CC) ›› “Dark Shadows” (2012, Comedy) Johnny Depp. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:25) ›› “Stay” (2005) Ewan McGregor. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ›› “Seeking a Friend for the End of the World” (2012) Steve Carell. Game of Thrones ››› “Ray” (MAX) (5:30) › “Armageddon” (1998) Bruce Willis, Liv Tyler. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Banshee “Bullets and Tears” (CC)
› “Big Momma’s House 2” (2006) Martin Lawrence. (CC) Girl’s Guide (:15) Lingerie (S)
(:45) ››› “True Lies” (1994, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) Banshee (S) (CC)
(:10) Life on Top (:45)
›››› “Network” (1976, Comedy-Drama) Faye Dunaway, Peter Finch. ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:25) › “The Cold Light of Day” Shameless (S) (CC) All Access EpisodesHouse of Lies (S) › “Alex Cross” (2012) Tyler Perry. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:15) › “The Cold Light of Day” (2012, Action) Henry Cavill. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
› “Love Ranch” (2010, Drama) Helen Mirren, Joe Pesci. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Perfect Sense” (2011) Ewan McGregor. ‘R’ (:45) All Access
››› “The Long Walk Home” ‘PG’ (TMC) “Sahara” (S) (:20) ››› “Valhalla Rising” (2009) Mads Mikkelsen.
››› “Jarhead” (2005, War) Jake Gyllenhaal, Jamie Foxx. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) “Vengeance” (2009) Johnny Hallyday. Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
“Busty Coeds vs. Lusty Cheerleaders” (2011) ‘NR’
›› “Bel Ami” (2012) Robert Pattinson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) › “The Crew” (1994, Drama) Donal Logue. Premiere. ‘R’ (CC) (4:55) “The Little Match Makers” (S)
RitualsMatchmakerHappensDating RitualsPaidPaidPaidPaidHousewives/Atl. (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportAmerican GreedMoney TalksThe Profit American GreedMoney TalksThe Profit PaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneyWorld ExchangeSquawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperTo Be AnnouncedChicagoland (N) Anderson CooperTo Be AnnouncedChicagolandForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicEarly StartNew Day (N) (COM) ColbertDailyChapChapSunnyTosh.0ReviewTosh.0DailyColbertAt MidTosh.0DailyColbertAt MidReviewKeySunnySunnySunnyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Clash of OzarksClash of OzarksCar HoardsFast N’ Loud (S) Car HoardsFast N’ Loud (S) Clash of OzarksClash of OzarksPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCreflo (DISN) JessieANT “Radio Rebel” (2012) (S) DogAustinGood JessieANT Good Good Shake ItANT DeckDeckWizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasHenryMickey (E!) E! News (N) ›› “You’ve Got Mail” (1998) Tom Hanks. ChrisleyChelseaE! News ChelseaTotal DivasChelseaSoupKardashianPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) MLB Preseason Baseball: Yankees at Red Sox Baseball TonightSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) NFL Live (N) (CC) 2013 World Series of Poker 2013 World Series of Poker 2013 World Series of Poker Olbermann (N) (Live) (CC) Olbermann (CC) College GameDay (N) (Live) (CC) NFL Live (N) (Live) (CC) College GameDay (CC) SportsNation (CC) Olbermann (CC) Mike & Mike (N) (Live) (CC)
(EWTN) Daily Mass (CC) World Over LiveCrossingRosaryVision of FreedomDefendWomen Daily Mass (CC) World Over LiveFaithGodLet MeCatholicWeb of Faith 2.0Living RightTwelveChoices (FAM) ›› “Bruce Almighty” (2003, Comedy) “Willy Wonka & Chocolate” The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePrincePrincePaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerPaid
(FNC) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) The Kelly File (N) Hannity (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) The Kelly FileHannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren Red Eye (N) The Five FOX and Friends First (N) FOX and Friends (N)
Due WolvesNBA Basketball: Timberwolves at Rockets WolvesDue RoadsWorld Poker TourNHL Hockey: Wild at Devils Due Focus
“The Hangover Part II” (2011) SaintAnger ›› “The Hangover Part II” (2011)
››› “The Mask” (1994)
Friends (CC) FriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsHang.Hang. (SPIKE) (5:30) › “Law Abiding Citizen” (2009) iMPACT Wrestling (N) (S) (CC) Ink Master (CC) Cops (S) Cops (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) PaidPaidPaidPAINPaidPaid (SYFY) “Indiana Jones” ›› “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”Foxy & Co. “Pilot” Geek WeddingCarvers
››› “The Abyss” (1989) Ed Harris, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. (CC) PaidPaid (TBN)
GoodPottersBehindOsteenPrinceHillsongPraise the Lord (CC) Holy TurningPraiseCrefloBook-“The Genius Club” (2006) Carol Abney. Quest’n of OriginsBibleAcquireWom (TBS) (5:45) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) (:15) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) Conan (CC) Pete Holmes Conan (CC) Pete Holmes
››› “Eight Below” (2006, Adventure) Paul Walker, Bruce Greenwood, Moon Bloodgood. Name Is Earl Engagement Name Is Earl (TCM) (4:45) “The Legend of Lylah Clare”
›› “The Hindenburg” (1975, Drama) George C. Scott, Anne Bancroft.
(:15) ›› “Dirigible” (1931, Adventure) Jack Holt, Ralph Graves, Fay Wray.
››› “This Man’s Navy” (1945) Wallace Beery, Tom Drake. (CC)
››› “Hell’s Angels” (1930, War) Ben Lyon, Jean Harlow, James Hall.
(:15) ››› “Master of the World” (1961) Vincent Price, Henry Hull. (CC)
›› “Female” (1933) (CC) (TLC) Welcome to Myrtle Here ComesHere ComesWelcome to Myrtle Here ComesWelcome to Myrtle Here ComesWelcome to Myrtle PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCakeCake (TNT) (:15) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) (:45) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) Hawaii Five-0 (S) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Smallville “Fade” Smallville “Oracle” (TOON) GumballUncle TeenJohnnyKing/HillCleveAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyEagleCheckDelocateAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyEagleGhostDelocateCleveKing/HillGumballTenkai (TRAV) FoodFoodBizarre FoodsMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumBizarre FoodsGrill-ProPaidPaidPAINPaidPaid (TRUTV) (:15) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) (8:55) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) Inside MadnessJokersKiller KaraokeKiller KaraokeFull ThrottleVegas PaidSexiestPaid (TVLAND) Andy Griffith Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Raymond Raymond Raymond The Soul Man Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show The Soul Man ’70s Show ’70s Show Happily Divorced Paid Program Paid Program (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Suits “Moot Point” (N) (CC) (DVS) (:01) Sirens (N) Modern Family (:02) Psych (CC) (DVS) (:03) Suits “Moot Point” (12:03) Sirens Chrisley Knows (:03) House “The Softer Side” (CC) (:03) House “The Social Contract” Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit White Collar “Withdrawal” (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherMotherMotherMotherMotherParksParksParks30 Rock30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidWGN Morning NewPaidJ. Meyer
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(HBO) (5:00) ›› “One Day” (2011) (CC) Girls (S) (CC) ›› “The Great Gatsby” (2013, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
KatieCathouse VICE (S) (CC) Paycheck to Paycheck: The Life & Times (12:50) › “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” (2012) ‘R’ (:40) Jim Jefferies: I Swear to God (S) (:40) ›› “A Good Day to Die Hard” (2013, Action) Bruce Willis. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Where Heart Is” (MAX) (5:50) › “Date Movie” (2006) (CC) (:15) ››› “Big” (1988, Comedy) Tom Hanks, Elizabeth Perkins. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
›› “Warm Bodies” (2013) Nicholas Hoult. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:40) Lingerie (S)
(:15) Zane’s the Jump Off (S) (CC) (11:50) ››› “Disconnect” (2012, Drama) Jason Bateman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Skin to the Max Girl’s Guide (:05) ›› “The Chamber” (1996, Drama) Chris O’Donnell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Infamous” (2006) ‘R’ (SHOW) (4:55) History of the Eagles The evolution and popularity of The Eagles. (S)
›› “The Longest Yard” (2005, Comedy) Adam Sandler. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Gigolos (N) (S) › “The Devil’s Rejects” (2005, Horror) Sid Haig, Bill Moseley. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Gigolos (CC) “Bounty Hunters” (2011) Trish Stratus. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Soul Plane” (2004) Kevin Hart. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Love, Honour and Obey” (2000) Sadie Frost. ‘R’
(:10) ›› “Turner & Hooch” (1989) Tom Hanks. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) ››› “The Joy Luck Club” (1993)
››› “Goon” (2011) Seann William Scott. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ››› “Knucklehead” (2010) Mark Feuerstein. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (5:00) ››› “The Color of Money” ››› “Killing Them Softly” (2012) Brad Pitt. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ››› “Sleepy Hollow” (1999, Horror) Johnny Depp. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Butcher Boys” (2013, Horror) Ali Faulkner. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
HousewivesSouthern CharmCouchPaidPaidPaidPaidFlipping Out (CC) (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportMoney TalksMarijuana- Am.American GreedAmer. GreedAmer. GreedAmer. GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperTo Be AnnouncedSpotlightUnguardAnthony Bourd.Anderson CooperCrossfireUnguardAnthony Bourd.To Be AnnouncedAnderson CooperAnthony Bourd.New Day Saturday (COM)
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(:45) ›› “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back” (2001) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ ››› “Clerks” (1994) Brian O’Halloran. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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(:45) › “The Cold Light of Day” (2012, Action) Henry Cavill. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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(:25) ›› “Cruel Intentions” (1999) Sarah Michelle Gellar. (:05) ›› “French Kiss” (1995) (CC) (MAX) “The Purge” (:45) ›› “Snow White and the Huntsman” (2012, Fantasy) Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “Jack the Giant Slayer” (2013, Fantasy) Nicholas Hoult. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(10:55) “All Babe Network” (2013) Mary Carey. ‘NR’ (CC) › “Universal Soldier: The Return” (:45) “Lolita From Interstellar Space” (2014) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
MAX Quickies (:25) ›› “Trouble With the Curve” (2012) Clint Eastwood. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Rock of Ages” (SHOW) Shameless (S) (CC) ›› “Saw II” (2005, Horror) Donnie Wahlberg. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) All Access › “The Canyons” (2013) Lindsay Lohan. ‘R’ (CC) (:45) Shameless (S) (CC) House of Lies (S) (12:15) Gigolos (:45) › “Original Sin” (2001) Antonio Banderas, Angelina Jolie. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Aroused” (2013, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) › “The Cold Light of Day” (2012) Henry Cavill. ‘PG-13’ “Cool Run.” (TMC) (5:55) ››› “Silver Linings Playbook” (2012) Bradley Cooper. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Psycho” (1998) Vince Vaughn. ‘R’ (CC) (:45) “Smiley” (2012, Horror) Caitlin Gerard. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Psycho” (1998) Vince Vaughn. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) “Smiley” (2012, Horror) Caitlin Gerard, Melanie Papalia. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Dazed and Confused” (1993) Jason London. (:45) “The Little Match Makers” (2011) Hannah Frantz.
