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Professional dancer Anna Trebunskaya is partnered with boxer Sugar Ray Leonard in the 12th season of “Dancing With the Stars,” which begins Monday on ABC.

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ABC keeps ‘Dancing’ into 12th season of popular contest

By Jay Bobbin © Zap2it

Can “Dancing With the Stars” top the Bristol factor?

That’s the challenge the popular ABC competition now faces after a widely discussed 11th season that had much of the public marveling — not always in a complimentary way — at the staying power of contestant Bristol Palin, daughter of former Alaska governor and vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

As the show’s 12th round begins Monday, March 21, it’s a real question whether any of the new contenders can inspire anything that even approaches that buzz. Among them: boxing icon Sugar Ray Leonard; actors Ralph Macchio (the original “Karate Kid”), Kirstie Alley and Chelsea Kane (“Jonas”); model Petra Nemcova; and reality show star Kendra Wilkinson.

Also: Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Hines Ward; talk show host Wendy Williams;singer-actor-entrepreneur Romeo;WWE veteran/rock star Chris Jericho; and radio personality “Psycho” Mike Catherwood.

In terms of related water-cooler conversation, which arguably hit its peak with the immediately preceding season — which “Dirty Dancing” alum Jennifer Grey won with partner Derek Hough (who’s sitting out the program’s new season) — “Dancing With the Stars” has other situations in its history to point to. Here’s a look at several of them.

Season 1 (2005): Actor John O’Hurley (“Seinfeld”) had been a favorite throughout the maiden season. When “General Hospital” regular Kelly Monaco was crowned the victor, accusations of unfairness abounded, from charges of ageism to the belief ABC simply wanted one of its own stars to win.

Season 2 (2006):The judges

Bruno Tonioli, Carrie Ann Inaba and Len Goodman — took issue with football icon Jerry Rice’s continued presence in the contest, since they felt others’ performances surpassed his.The public voting process was considered a possible reason he remained, since the phone lines were open from the start of the telecasts, and Rice often danced first.

Season 3 (2006): Country music star Sara Evans bowed out of the competition after six weeks due to her filing for divorce at the time. Also during that season, singer-actress Willa Ford was eliminated in a week when she had finished in first place, according to the judges’ scores.

Season 5 (2007): In perhaps the single most-remembered moment of “Dancing With the Stars” to this point, singer Marie Osmond fainted on the air after performing, prompting stunned series host Tom Bergeron to toss to a commercial as soon as he could process what was happening. Osmond had recovered by the time

the break ended, and she continued with that night’s show. Also, actress Jane Seymour missed an episode due to suspected food poisoning, and Mark Ballas dislocated his shoulder while doing the cha-cha on a results show. Additionally, Osmond and Seymour each lost one of their parents during the season.

Season 6 (2008): Actor Cristian de la Fuente ruptured a tendon during a performance, and the judges based his scores on what he had done prior to the mishap.

Season 7 (2008):When dancer Julianne Hough was taken to the hospital for what was thought to be a stomachache, she ended up having her appendix removed shortly afterward.

Season 8 (2009): Singer Jewel and current “Entertainment Tonight” regular Nancy O’Dell proved they didn’t even have to step onto the “Dancing” dance floor to add drama. Both were injured enough in their rehearsals that they had to withdraw before the season began, though Jewel eventually would show her stuff in a results show.

Olympic medalist gymnast Shawn Johnson, who won the

contest, was caught up in drama that largely unfolded off-camera. A stalker tailed her to the show’s studio lot, and upon his arrest, he was found to have items that strongly suggested a potential abduction. Her family took out a restraining order against him, and he was charged on counts including felony stalking.

Season 9 (2009): Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay — a year prior to his conviction for money laundering — called it a day early on “Dancing” because of full stress fractures in both feet.

Season 10 (2010): Reality show personality Kate Gosselin became a symbol for celebrity dancers who not only didn’t fare so well on the show but battled with their professional dance partners ... in her case, Tony Dovolani, who appeared to give up on her after one especially colossal argument during rehearsals.

ESPN sportscaster Erin Andrews decided to do “Dancing” to prove she would not be cowed by a stalking incident in which she had been videotaped, while unclothed, through a hotel room peephole. Andrews stated in many interviews that her “Danc-

ing” participation was a message to women about not being victimized.

Season 11 (2010): Controversy built throughout the season because of audience votes that kept Bristol Palin in the competition, though many critics felt she didn’t fare as well as others eliminated sooner (such as Brandy and athlete Rick Fox). Jennifer Grey kept up the suspense right to the end, rupturing a disk on the first night

of the final performance week and not knowing if she’d be able to perform on the second night. She did, and she won.

Anything can happen, then, when it comes to “Dancing With the Stars.”The nature of the show makes it impossible to forecast what will occur ... and ABC is quite content to have that remain the case, as long as people keep tuning into it and talking about it.

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Actress Chelsea Kane is partnered with Mark Ballas in the 12th season of “Dancing With the Stars,” which begins Monday on ABC.

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PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

AUTO RACING

Sunday

8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

10:01 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower

TV LS Blazer payday.

10:31 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks! Installing a new exhaust system.

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Bidding Wars

11:01 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar

Fix old sheetmetal and rust spots.

11:30 a.m. % American Le Mans Series. From Sebring, Fla. (Same-day Tape) ) / NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup Series: Jeff Byrd 500. From Bristol Motor Speedway in Bristol, Tenn. (Live) (MSC) Motorhead GarageTV

Monday

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live) (MSC) Bidding Wars

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Motorhead Garage TV

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

3:30 a.m. (ESPN2) American Le Mans Series. From Sebring, Fla. (Taped)

Tuesday

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Wednesday

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

8:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR News, highlights and commentary.

10:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR News, highlights and commentary.

11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now Thursday

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Friday

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Saturday

8:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR News, highlights and commentary.

9:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV

10:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks!

Making upgrades.

10:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar

Project Blue Collar Buick is unveiled.

4:00 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Countdown (Live)

4:30 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR

Racing Nationwide Series: Fontana. From Auto Club Speedway in Fontana, Calif. (Live)

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR

Racing Nationwide Series: Fontana. From Auto Club Speedway in Fontana, Calif. (Same-day Tape)

BASEBALL

Sunday

12:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

3:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Los Angeles Dodgers at Chicago White Sox. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

5:00 a.m. (MSC) Baseball Twins Legends Game.

Monday

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Season

Review

12:00 p.m. (ESPN) Boston Red Sox at Philadelphia Phillies.

From Bright House Field in Clearwater, Fla. (Live) (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Pittsburgh Pirates. From McKechnie Field in Bradenton, Fla. (Live)

2:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Pittsburgh Pirates.

From McKechnie Field in Bradenton, Fla.

11:00 p.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age

Tuesday

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Baseball’s

Golden Age

12:00 p.m. (ESPN) New York Yankees at Baltimore Orioles. From Ed Smith Stadium in Sarasota, Fla. (Live)

2:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live)

Wednesday

12:00 p.m. (ESPN) New York Mets at St. Louis Cardinals. From Roger Dean Stadium in Jupiter, Fla. (Live)

2:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live)

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Baltimore Orioles at Minnesota Twins. From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla. (Live)

11:00 p.m. (MSC) Baseball’s

Golden Age

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Baltimore Orioles at Minnesota Twins. From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla.

Thursday

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins Diamond Awards

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Chicago White Sox at Chicago Cubs. From HoHoKam Park in Mesa, Ariz. (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) MLB Baseball From Angel Stadium of Anaheim in Anaheim, Calif.

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

Friday

12:00 p.m. (ESPN) Atlanta Braves at Philadelphia Phillies. From Bright House Field in Clearwater, Fla. (Live)

2:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

3:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Seattle Mariners at Chicago Cubs. From HoHoKam Park in Mesa, Ariz. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight Saturday

9:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight

3:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Chicago Cubs at Texas Rangers. From Surprise Stadium in Surprise, Fla. (Live)

(MSC) Minnesota Twins ’10

Jim Thome’s 12th career walkoff home run beats White Sox. From Aug. 17, 2010.

Chicago, Cleveland or Tulsa, Okla. (Live)

(ESPN2) Women’s College

NCAA Tournament, First Round: Teams TBA.(Live)

2:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

2:30 p.m. (MSC) Sacramento Kings at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis. (Live)

3:30 p.m. (ESPN2) College

Basketball Scoreboard (Live)

4:00 p.m. # _ NCAA Tournament, Third Round: Teams TBA. From Charlotte, N.C., Chicago, Cleveland or Tulsa, Okla. (Live) (ESPN2) Women’s College

NCAA Tournament, First Round: Teams TBA.(Live)

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

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Chicago, Cleveland or Tulsa, Okla. (Live)

8:30 p.m. (ESPN2) College

Basketball Scoreboard

(Live)

(TBS) NCAA Tournament, Third Round: Teams TBA. From Charlotte, N.C., Chicago, Cleveland or Tulsa, Okla. (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College

GameDay Scoreboard (Live)

(TBS) NCAA Postgame

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) The Association: Boston Celtics The preparation of the Celtics to return to the NBA Finals.

2:00 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live

2:30 a.m. (ESPN) College

GameDay Scoreboard

(MSC) Sacramento Kings at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.

4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College

GameDay Scoreboard

(MSC) Wolves Live

4:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

Monday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live

5:30 p.m. (ESPN2) College

Basketball Special (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) NIT Tournament, Second Round:Teams

TBA. (Live)

(ESPN2) Women’s College

NCAA Tournament, Second Round: Teams TBA.(Live)

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) NIT Second Round: Teams TBA.(Live)

(ESPN2) Women’s College

NCAA Tournament, Second Round: Teams TBA.(Live)

10:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NIT Tournament, Second Round:Teams

TBA. (Live)

11:30 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Tonight

Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country. (Live)

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College

GameDay Scoreboard (Live)

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country.

Tuesday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

dates from games across the country. (Live) (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live) (HBO) Runnin’ Rebels of UNLV The men’s basketball team from, 1973 to 1992.

3:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College

GameDay Scoreboard

Wednesday

5:30 p.m. (ESPN2) College Basketball Special (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NIT Tournament, Third Quarterfinal: Teams TBA.(Live)

6:30 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown NBA pregame show. (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Orlando Magic at New York Knicks. From Madison Square Garden in New York. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NIT Tournament, Fourth Quarterfinal: Teams TBA.(Live)

9:30 p.m. (ESPN) San Antonio Spurs at Denver Nuggets. From the Pepsi Center in Denver. (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College GameDay Scoreboard (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country. (Live)

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country.

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) San Antonio Spurs at Denver Nuggets. From the Pepsi Center in Denver.

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Orlando Magic at New York Knicks. From Madison Square Garden in New York. (Same-day Tape)

Thursday

6:00 p.m. # _ NCAA Tournament, Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Anaheim, Calif. or New Orleans. (Live) (TBS) NCAA Basketball: NCAA Tip-Off

6:15 p.m. (TBS) NCAA Tournament, Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Anaheim, Calif. or New Orleans. (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

7:30 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Dallas Mavericks. From American Airlines Center in Dallas. (Live)

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BASKETBALL

Sunday

6:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College

GameDay Scoreboard

7:00 a.m. (TOON) Run It Back: NBA

(HBO) Runnin’ Rebels of UNLV The men’s basketball team from, 1973 to 1992.

10:00 a.m. (ESPN) NIT Tournament, Second Round:Teams

TBA. (Live)

11:00 a.m. # _ NCAA Tournament, Third Round: Teams TBA. From Charlotte, N.C., Chicago, Cleveland or Tulsa, Okla. (Live)

(ESPN2) Women’s College

NCAA Tournament, First Round: Teams TBA.(Live)

1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College

Basketball Scoreboard

(Live)

1:30 p.m. # _ NCAA Tournament, Third Round: Teams TBA. From Charlotte, N.C.,

(TNT) NCAA Tournament, Third Round: Teams TBA.

From Charlotte, N.C., Chicago, Cleveland or Tulsa, Okla. (Live)

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College

Basketball Scoreboard

(Live)

(TBS) NCAA Tournament, Third Round: Teams TBA.

From Charlotte, N.C., Chicago, Cleveland or Tulsa, Okla. (Live)

6:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Women’s College NCAA Tournament, First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

(TRUTV) NCAA Tournament, Third Round: Teams TBA.

From Charlotte, N.C., Chicago, Cleveland or Tulsa, Okla. (Live)

7:30 p.m. (TNT) NCAA Tournament, Third Round: Teams TBA. From Charlotte, N.C.,

5:00 p.m. (MSC) 2011 Coaches’ Tournament Show

5:30 p.m. (ESPN2) College

Basketball Special (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) NIT Tournament, First Quarterfinal: Teams TBA.(Live)

(ESPN2) Women’s College

NCAA Tournament, Second Round: Teams TBA.(Live)

7:00 p.m. (TNT) Chicago Bulls at Atlanta Hawks. From Philips Arena in Atlanta. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) NIT Tournament, Second Quarterfinal: Teams TBA.(Live)

(ESPN2) Women’s College

NCAA Tournament, Second Round: Teams TBA.(Live)

9:30 p.m. (TNT) Phoenix Suns at Los Angeles Lakers. From Staples Center in Los Angeles. (Live)

10:30 p.m. (ESPN2) College

Basketball Scoreboard (Live)

11:30 p.m. (ESPN) College

GameDay Scoreboard (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

Highlights, analysis and up-

8:30 p.m. # _ NCAA Tournament, Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Anaheim, Calif. or New Orleans. (Live)

8:55 p.m. (TBS) NCAA Tournament, Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Anaheim, Calif. or New Orleans. (Live)

11:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (TBS) NCAA Postgame

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College

GameDay Scoreboard (Live) (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Dallas Mavericks. From American Airlines Center in Dallas.

1:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live

3:00 a.m. (ESPN) College

GameDay Scoreboard

Friday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Dallas Mavericks. From American Airlines Center in Dallas.

1:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live

2:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

5:30 p.m. (ESPN2) College Basketball Special (Live)

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F ›› “Dr. Dolittle 2” (2001, Comedy) ›› “Rebound” (2005, Comedy) ›› “Man of the House” (2005) BernieBernieMalcolmMalcolm › “Big Daddy” (1999) Adam Sandler. Two Two (GOLF) Morning DriveMorning DriveVaried ProgramsDriveVaried ProgramsPaidVaried ProgramsCentralVaried (HGTV)

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M PaidPaid“Dungeons & Dragons: Dragon God” ›› “Eragon” (2006) Ed Speleers. › “Joy Ride 2: Dead Ahead” (2008) “100 Feet” (2008) Famke Janssen. (CC) ››› “Identity” (2003) John Cusack. ›› “The Cave”

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F “Beyond Loch Ness” (2008) (CC) “Hydra” (2009) George Stults. (CC) “Caved In: Prehistoric Terror” (2006) ›› “100 Million BC” (2008) (CC) “Wyvern” (2009) Nick Chinlund. (CC) “Meat Train”

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T “Hot Millions” (CC) ›› “Come Fly With Me” (1963) (CC) ››› “Gypsy” (1962) Rosalind Russell. (CC) ››› “The Cincinnati Kid”(:15) ››› “The Sellout”(:45) ›››› “A Streetcar Named Desire” (CC) “Baby Doll” (1956)

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M Magic & Bird ››› “Whip It” (2009) Ellen Page. (S) ›››› “E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial”(:15) › “Land of the Lost” (2009) (S) The Pee-wee Herman ShowMildred ›› “It Runs in the Family” (2003) “American Pres”

T (5:00) “Independence Day” ›› “Starsky & Hutch” (S) Amelia › “The Skulls” (2000) (S) (CC) ›› “Diary of a Wimpy Kid”Big Love ›› “My Sister’s Keeper” (2009) (S) “Adam Sandler’s”Hop“Independence”

W ›› “Black Dog” (1998) (S) Flight ›› “Robin Hood” (2010) Russell Crowe. (CC) ››› “State of Play” (2009) (S) (CC) (:45) ››› “The Blind Side” (2009) (S) (CC) “Chipmunks-Squeakquel” › “12 Rounds” (2009) (S)

TH (:15) “Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs” › “Marmaduke” (2010) (S) Big Love ››› “Much Ado About Nothing” (S) ›› “Post Grad” (2009) (S) ›› “Brown Sugar” (2002) (S) (CC) The Pee-wee Herman Show“Charlie’s Angels”

M (:05) ›› “Lady in Cement”(:45) ››› “Avatar” (2009) Sam Worthington. (S) (CC) ››› “Twelve Monkeys” (1995) (S) (:45) ›› “Critters” (1986) (:15) ›› “The Book of Eli” (2010) (S) (:15) ››› “Avatar” (2009) (S) (CC)

T Control(:40) › “Catch That Kid” (S) (:15) ››› “City of Industry” (1997) ››› “The Informant!” (2009) (S) (11:50) ›› “Head of State” ››› “Get Him to the Greek” (2010) ›› “Dragonball: Evolution”“Bev. Hills Cop”

W (5:30) ››› “Sneakers” (S) (:40) ›› “The Book of Eli” (2010) (S) (:45) ›› “Cocktail” (1988) (S) (CC) ›› “Edge of Darkness” (2010) (S) “War Games”(:10) ›› “The Three Musketeers” (S) “It’s Complicated”

F (5:45) “Shorts” (S) (:15) ›› “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” (S) ›› “My Sister’s Keeper” (2009) (S) ›› “The Ring” (2002) Naomi Watts. ››› “Catch Me if You Can” (2002) (S) (CC) ›› “Behind Enemy Lines”PaulTriangle (MAX)

TH Spirit ››› “Love and Death” ››› “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince”(:35) ›› “Gothika” (2003) (:15) “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” (S) ›› “A Perfect Getaway”(:45) ››› “Three Men and a Baby”Our Fam

F “Broadway Rose”“The Betrayed” (2008) (S) (:45) ›› “Psycho” (1998) (S) (CC) ››› “Dead Again” (1991) (S) (CC) (:20) ›› “Tooth Fairy” (S) (:05) ›› “Murderous Intent” (2006) › “The Fourth Kind” (2009) Beverly (SHOW)

M (:15) ›› “Escape to Athena” (1979) (:15) ›› “Everybody’s Fine” (2009) ›› “Mean Machine” (2001) (:45) › “Labor Pains” (2000) (:15) ››› “King of California” (2007) ›› “The Inﬁdel” (2010) (:45) “Contract Killers” (2008)

T (5:15) “WUSA” iTV. (:15) “Race” (2007) iTV. (S) (CC) ›› “The Trotsky” (2009) iTV. (10:55) “My One and Only”Fierce Funny(:45) ›› “Holy Rollers”(:15) › “Push” (2009) Chris Evans. “Transsiberian”

W (5:45) “Men With Brooms” ››› “In the Loop” (2009) (:15) › “Taking Chances” (2009) (CC) “Still Bill” (2009) iTV. (S) ››› “Bandslam” (2009) iTV. (S) (CC) ››› “A Single Man” (CC) The King’s Speech: Friendship

TH “Under New Management” ›› “Tenure” (2009) iTV. (S) ›› “The Inﬁdel” (2010) Omid Djalili. (10:55) ››› “Big Fan”(:25) ››› “The Sum of All Fears” ›› “Clockstoppers” (2002) (:15) › “Motherhood” (2009) Chéri

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T “Dark Storm” (S) (6:50) “Quarter Life Crisis”(:20) “Home of the Giants”“The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond” (S) “Joe Strummer: Future” ›› “Sidewalks of New York” (2001) (3:50) “Middle of Nowhere”Com

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10 – MARCH 20 - 26, 2011 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH MOVIES SPORTS KIDS NEWS

SOAPSYNOPSES

By Jacqueline Cutler Tribune Media Services

All My Children

After her friends threw her a welcome home party, Angie told Jake she might take a longer maternity leave. Madison confronted Greenlee about trying to steal her idea at Fusion. This seemed to work to her advantage because Greenlee allowed Madison to participate in an important call with Wall Street analysts. Erica made it clear to Caleb that she was committed to Jackson. A drunken

Liza blurted out at a bar that people could judge her, but she was who she was.

The Bold and the Beautiful

Brooke was devastated when Stephanie told her she would never trust her again.Taylor relished the idea that she and Stephanie would once again be best friends. After Ridge decided to cancel the Taboo line, Thomas begged his father to reconsider, then made a clandestine deal with Madison in hopes of

COVER STORY

saving the line. Stephanie and Taylor ganged up on Ridge about Brooke’s latest indiscretion. Ridge was frustrated seeing Brooke and Thomas publicly speak about the future of the Taboo line at a press conference in defiance of Ridge’s orders.

Days of our Lives

Sami caught impostor Rafe giving Johnny shocking advice. Daniel realized Carly ached because of Bo, and Daniel told off Bo. Nathan told Maggie that it was over with Melanie, but he felt otherwise.The thief tried to steal Melanie’s

necklace from Carly, but Melanie caught him and tried to call the police. Lexie asked Taylor how wise it was for her to move in with Nicole and EJ, given how Taylor felt about EJ.The sexual tension between EJ and Taylor mounted until he finally kissed her and she slapped him.

General Hospital

Even as the antidote started to work, Brenda’s survival was iffy. Dante was warned not to compromise his badge by working with the mob. Jason discovered that Johnny was behind the car bomb

Kaley Cuoco makes a ‘Hop’ from ‘Big Bang’ to the movies

By Jay Bobbin © Zap2it

A star of one of television’s top sitcoms, Kaley Cuoco is hoping to make a big bang in the movies, too.

The young actress’s career has been centered on the home screen, thanks to regular roles on “8 Simple Rules” (still seen in repeats on ABC Family), “Charmed” (now rerun weekdays byTNT) and her biggest hit to date: CBS’ “The Big Bang Theory,” which is holding its own admirably Thursdays against Fox’s ratings juggernaut “American Idol.”

(“Big Bang” is pre-empted this week by coverage of the NCAA Men’s Division I Basketball Tournament.)

As Easter approaches, though, Cuoco is making a timely leap to the big screen. She’s in the cast of “Hop,” a fantasy-comedy arriving in theaters April 1. Courtesy of computer animation, she gets to appear opposite the son of the Easter Bunny (sporting the voice of Russell Brand), who travels to Hollywood and is hit by a car ... then is taken in by the driver (James Marsden) and his sister (Cuoco).

“I’m so excited,” the lively Cuoco says about the movie’s imminent opening as she takes a break from a photo shoot for the CBS-published celebrity magazine Watch! in Berkshire, England. “You get very spoiled when you’re on a TV show, so every time my summers came around, I didn’t want to do anything. I wanted to hang out with my horses and call people back; I didn’t want to work

on anything, because I knew I had a job.

“Last summer, I was ready to do a film, and this one came along. It was just the most fun experience. I’ve really got the film bug now, and I hope that takes me somewhere in my life as well. I’d never say this for sure, but I think I’ve built a name in television, and my next step is to find a place in the film world.There are all these goals I have, and I’ve met my television goal, so I want to reach some others.”

Indeed, Cuoco has several other film projects in various stages. She has completed “The Last Ride,” a drama about the final days of country music legend Hank Williams (played by Henry Thomas). Also on her agenda is a remake of the 1987 thriller “The Bedroom Window,” giving her Elizabeth McGovern’s earlier role as an assault victim who sets a trap for her attacker.

Even with those plans, Cuoco will be giving much more “Big Bang” for her bucks. CBS already has renewed the show for not just one more season but three; also, repeats start a weekday run this fall on TBS and local stations, where the series has set an offnetwork syndication record by netting more than $2 million per episode for Warner Bros.Television.

“The show has done miraculous things for me,” Cuoco reflects, adding her belief that she’s been professionally lucky in general. “I’ve grown up in front of the camera. I’ve worked really hard for 20 years, and it blows my mind when I think about being in this business that long.

Kaley Cuoco, of the CBS sitcom “The Big Bang Theory,” has a major role in the new movie “Hop.”

“I’ve learned not to take anything for granted, and I don’t know how I landed a show that is this successful.That’s super-rare, so I’m riding this wave as long as I can. I didn’t see this coming. I have no idea where life will take me next.”

Cuoco knows her immediate future, at least, and she embraces continuing to play neighbor Penny to engaging geeks Leonard and Sheldon (Johnny Galecki and Emmy and Golden Globe winner Jim Parsons). She recalls being stunned by the news of the series’ virtually unheard-of three-year renewal when she spotted it online while on the show’s set.

“We were rehearsing, and I said, ‘Hey, guys. Did we get picked up for three years?’ Johnny was like,‘Oh, yeah. I heard that.’Then, Jim said, ‘Oh, yeah. I heard that, too.’Then we just went on with our day.That’s how casual we are at work. Later in the day, we did

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John and Brody nearly came to blows.

The Young and the Restless Victor and Diane eloped to Vegas. Jack was dismayed that Victor would be his son’s stepfather. Nikki confided to Victoria and Billy that she made a mistake getting involved with Deacon. Heather and Chance were in bed when Chloe interrupted them. Chance would probably need to return to the witness protection program. Sharon learned that Adam was in Thailand and obtained a fake passport to go there.

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a big ‘Cheers!’ over it.That just doesn’t happen, to know you have a job for three more years. It’s very emotional for me.”

Stressing that she’s not as casual as she first might appear about such milestones, Cuoco attributes it to “my work ethic. I think some people think it means I don’t care, but the more people get to know me and the longer I work with them, they realize that’s just kind of the way I am. I’m as happy and grateful as the next person, but I don’t take it too seriously.”

To see how quickly Cuoco can get serious, though, mention last fall’s horse-riding accident that left her with a broken leg and sidelined her from two “Big Bang” episodes.

“I couldn’t leave the hospital bed for two weeks,” she says, tearing up at the memory.“I was like,‘Have I ruined the show?’ After one week, (the doctors) said, ‘You can go back and shoot if you want, then come back’ — so I called (executive producers) Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady and said, ‘I can do the next episode. Write me something.’The next day, they called back and said, ‘It’s not anything about you.’They couldn’t find a place to put Penny in, and I was so devastated.

“By the next taping, I’d been released from the hospital, and I just came for the curtain call to talk to the audience and thank the writers. I realized, at that moment, that I never wanted to be away from there again. Even now, I cry at every curtain call, because my leg was so badly affected that they didn’t know if I would walk again. I am severely, severely grateful.”

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››› “China Seas” (1935, Adventure) Clark Gable. (CC) ›› “The Secret Six” (1931) Wallace Beery. (CC) ›› “Saratoga” (1937, Drama) Clark Gable, Jean Harlow. (CC) ›› “Good Morning” (1959) (TLC) 19 Kids19 KidsWhat Not to WearWhat Not to WearWhat Not to WearWhat Not to WearWhat Not to WearWhat Not to Wear19 Kids19 KidsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidWho, Wearing (TNT) Bones (CC) NBA Basketball Chicago Bulls at Atlanta Hawks. NBA Basketball: Suns at Lakers Inside the NBALeverage (CC) Cold Case (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) NUMB3RS “Spree” Angel “Billy”(S) (TOON) JohnnyScoobyHoleAdvenKing-HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua AweAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSealabAweKing-Hill King-HillHero 108Ben 10 (TRAV) Bizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsWhen VacationsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsWhen VacationsBizarre FoodsPaidPaid PaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...PawnPawnPawnPawnFortune SellerStingsStingsPawnPawnPawnPawnFortune SellerStingsStingsThe InvestigatorsForensic PaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Sanford & Son Sanford and Son Sanford & Son Sanford & Son Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Retired at 35 Cleveland Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) The

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(HBO) (5:00) ››› “Independence Day” (1996) Will Smith. (CC) › “Cop Out” (2010, Comedy) Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Big LoveBig Love (S) (CC) Ricky Gervais Funny or Die Runnin’ Rebels of UNLV (S) (CC) ››› “One Hour Photo” (2002) Robin Williams. (S) ‘R’ (:40) › “Cop Out” (2010, Comedy) Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Magic & Bird: A Courtship of Rivals (S) (CC) (MAX) “Bev. Cop” (:45) ››› “The People vs. Larry Flynt” (1996, Drama) Woody Harrelson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Get Him to the Greek” (2010, Comedy) Jonah Hill. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Life on Top (S)

› “Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood” Lingerie (CC) (:35) ›› “Pirate Radio” (2009) Philip Seymour Hoffman. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ››› “Nobody’s Fool” (1994, Drama) Paul Newman. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Sneakers” (S) (SHOW) (5:15) ››› “Transsiberian” (:15) “The Tournament” (2009, Action) Robert Carlyle. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Californication Californication Shameless Fiona ﬁnds a new friend.

››› “Joe Strummer:The Future Is Unwritten” (2007) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

›› “The Girlfriend Experience” (2008) Sasha Grey.‘R’ “Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic” Fierce Funny Women (CC) “The Poker House” (2008) Selma Blair. iTV. (S) ‘R’

(:05) “Pig Hunt” (2008, Action) Travis Aaron Wade, Tina Huang.‘R’

›› “Sukiyaki Western Django” (2007) Hideaki Ito. (:40) “Personals: College Girl Seeking...” (2001) (S) (CC)

(:15) ›› “Closed for Winter” (2009) Natalie Imbruglia. (:45) “La Cucina”

(:15) ›› “Holy Rollers” (2010) Jesse Eisenberg.‘R’ “MenBrooms” (TMC) (5:25) “Command Performance” ‘R’ “Home of the Giants” (2007, Drama) Haley Joel Osment. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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6:006:307:007:308:008:309:009:3010:0010:3011:0011:3012:0012:301:001:302:002:303:003:304:004:305:005:30 BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Electric Dreams “1970’s” Electric Dreams “1980’s” (CC) Electric Dreams “1990’s” (CC) Reggie Perrin Worst Week Independent Lens Planting trees. PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Electric Dreams “1970’s” Electric Dreams “1980’s” (CC) Electric Dreams “1990’s” (CC) Reggie Perrin Worst Week Independent Lens Planting trees. KDLH Evening News KDLH 3 News NCIS “Out of the Frying Pan ...” (N) NCIS: Los Angeles “Enemy Within”(N) The Good Wife “Ham Sandwich” KDLH 3 News Late Show With David Letterman Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson Paid Program (:07) Seinfeld (:37) Seinfeld Up to the Minute (N) (S) Morning News Paid Program KDLH 3 Weather KSTP NewsNewsNo Ordinary Family (N) (S) (CC) Best in Film:The Greatest Movies of Our Time (N) (S) (CC) News(:35) Nightline NewsAccording-Jim Jimmy Kimmel Live (S) (CC) (:07) Twin Cities Live Happenings. Paid Program ABC World News Now (N) (CC) America Morning NewsNewsNews KCCO NewsWheel of Fortune NCIS “Out of the Frying Pan ...” (N) NCIS: Los Angeles “Enemy Within”(N) The Good Wife “Ham Sandwich” NewsLate Show With David Letterman Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson (:37) The Oprah Winfrey Show NewsPaid Program Paid Program Up to the Minute (N) (S) Morning News WCCO 4 News WCCO 4 News This Morning at 5 WDSE PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Ferrets: The Pursuit of Excellence Frontline Nonprofit group Dignitas. (S) Independent Lens Planting trees. World News BusinessCharlie Rose (N) (S) (CC) Independent Lens Planting trees. (Off Air) KAWE PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Bemidji: Between the Wars 1918-1941 (S) All-Star Bluegrass Celebration (S) (CC) LakelandWorld News BusinessThis Old House Bemidji: Between the Wars 1918-1941 (S) All-Star Bluegrass Celebration (S) (CC) Rock, Pop and Doo Wop (My Music) (S) LakelandLakeland KMSP TMZ (N) (CC) The Office (CC) Glee “The Sue Sylvester Shuffle” Raising Hope (S) Traffic Light (S) FOX at 9 (N) FOX at 10 (N) (:35) TMZ (S) Access Hollyw’d Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (:35) Cops (S) The PokerStars.net Big Game (Taped) FOX at 9Paid Program TMZ (S) (CC) Access Hollyw’d FOX 9 News FOX 9 Morning News at 5AM (N) KARE NewsEntertainment The Biggest Loser An eliminated contestant returns. (N) (S) (CC) Parenthood “Meet the New Boss” (S) NewsThe Tonight Show With Jay Leno (S) (:37) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Last Call/Daly NewsEntertainment (:05) Poker After Dark (CC) (:04) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Early Today (N) NewsKARE 11 News Sunrise (CC) KVRR Foxnews at 6 (N) Two and Half Men Glee “The Sue Sylvester Shuffle” Raising Hope (S) Traffic Light (S) Fox News 9 Raymond According-Jim Two and Half Men (:05) Frasier (S) Paid Program Paid Program (Off Air) WUCW Judge Mathis (N) (S) (CC) One Tree Hill (S) (CC) Hellcats Marti faces initiation. (S) Extra (N) (CC) Inside Edition The Insider (N) George Lopez 3rd RockOld Christine Entourage (S) Curb Enthusiasm (:05) Extra (N) Housewives/OCMeet the Browns Hates Chris Old Christine Star Trek: The Next Generation Paid Program Out of Zion WFTC Two and Half Men Two and Half Men Are You Smarter? Are You Smarter? Don’t Forget Don’t Forget Raymond Raymond The Office (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Name Is Earl Seinfeld (CC) Cops (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Judge Jeanine Pirro (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program KPXM Without a Trace “Volcano” (CC) Without a Trace (S) (CC) Criminal Minds (S) (CC) Criminal Minds “Seven Seconds” Criminal Minds “About Face” (S) Criminal Minds Serial killer’s partner. Paid Program International Inspiration Ministry Campmeeting (S) Paid Program Teleworld Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) The First 48 (CC) The First 48 “The Slip; Pure Victim” The First 48 “Final Call; Fatal Fury” The First 48 (CC) The First 48 (CC) (:01) The First 48 (CC) (12:01) The First 48 (CC) (:01) The First 48 (CC) (:01) The First 48 (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program TriVita Nopalea Paid Program Paid Program (AMC) (4:00) ››› “Tombstone” (CC) ››› “The Rainmaker” (1997)

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(EWTN) Daily MassEWTN LiveSaintsRosaryEWTN PresentsFaithWomen Daily MassEWTN LiveFirst CarpenGalleryBeneCatholicApostoCatholic Compass OriginalOne (FAM) (5:30) ››› “Remember the Titans” ››› “The Rundown” (2003) The 700 ClubWhose?Whose?PaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerPaid (FSN) MLB Preseason Baseball: Orioles at Twins UnUnUnFinal ScrBaseballPrepMLB BaseballPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (FX) Two “The Mummy:Tomb of the Dragon Emperor”Justified (N) JustifiedLights OutJustifiedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

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(NICK) AnubisSponge.My WifeMy WifeChrisChrisLopezLopezNannyNannyNannyNannyLopezLopezMy WifeMy WifeChrisChrisNannyNannyFamilyFamilyFull Hse.Full Hse. (SPIKE) Ways 1,000 Ways to DieWays Ways Ways Ways 3 SheetsAuctionAuctionUFC Fight Night Diaz vs. Guillard. (S) Disorderly ConductEntouEntouPaidPaidPaidBedPaidPaid (SYFY) Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters (N) Fact or FakedGhost Hunters (S) Fact or FakedStargate SG-1 (S) Stargate Atlantis“Termination Point” (2007) (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) Billy GrahamBehindJeffreyBibleV’ImpePraise the Lord (CC) EasterDuplanHistoryChangPraise the Lord (CC) Conquer.E.V. HillBackBibleDifferWom (TBS) King of Queens King of Queens Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) There Yet? There Yet? Meet the Browns House of Payne Conan (N) Lopez Tonight (N) ConanLopez Tonight › “Celtic Pride” (1996, Comedy) Damon Wayans, Daniel Stern. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:30) ››› “Gun Crazy” (1950)

››› “Guys and Dolls” (1955, Musical Comedy) Marlon Brando, Jean Simmons. (CC) (:45)

››› “Little Miss Marker” (1934) Adolphe Menjou. (:15) ››› “A Slight Case of Murder” (1938) Edward G. Robinson. (CC)

››› “Pocketful of Miracles” (1961, ComedyDrama) Glenn Ford, Bette Davis. (CC) ›› “The Big Street” (1942, Drama) Henry Fonda. (CC) “20,000 Years in Sing Sing” (1933) (TLC) Small PeopleSister Wives (CC)

Hoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedSister Wives (CC) Small PeoplePaidPaidPaidBedPaidPaidLA Ink (S) (CC) (TNT) Bones (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) HawthoRNe (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Leverage (CC) Cold Case (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) TitanHoleDudeDestroyKing-HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua AweAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSealabAweKing-HillKing-HillHero 108Ben 10 (TRAV) CarniCarniFoodFoodFoodFoodDeathwish MoversNo ReservationFoodFoodDeathwish MoversNo ReservationFoodFoodPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...RepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoThe

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›› “Man of the Year” (2006, Comedy) Robin Williams, Laura Linney, Christopher Walken. (CC) Wings “Hosed” Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Paid Program Paid Program Fairly Legal A cooking show star. (VS) PregameNHL Hockey: Canucks at Red Wings HockeyTop 10NHL OvertimeFullTiltPoker.netFullTiltPoker.netNHL OvertimeProstatePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) Funny VideosChrisChrisMotherMotherNews at NineScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny Videos PaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) › “12 Rounds” ›› “Robin Hood” (2010) Russell Crowe. Robin and his men battle the Sheriff of Nottingham. (CC) Big Love (S) (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) (:15) ››› “The Hangover” (2009, Comedy) Bradley Cooper. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Funny or Die Real Sex Xtra › “Half Baked” (1998) Dave Chappelle. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Will Ferrell:You’re Welcome America. A Final Night “FernGully... the Last Rainforest” (MAX) (5:00) ›› “It’s Complicated” ‘R’

››› “Crimson Tide” (1995, Suspense) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Book of Eli” (2010, Action) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Co-ED-4 PLAY ›› “Edge of Darkness” (2010, Suspense) Mel Gibson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Life on Top ›› “Tales From the Crypt Presents Demon Knight” ‘R’ (:35) › “Juwanna Mann” (2002) Miguel A. Núñez. Jr. “Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron” ‘G’ (SHOW) ›› “Creation” (2009, Biography) Paul Bettany. iTV Premiere.‘PG-13’ Inside NASCAR Californication Shameless Fiona ﬁnds a new friend. Inside NASCAR ›› “The Killer Inside Me” (2010) Casey Afﬂeck. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “The Janky Promoters” (2009) Ice Cube. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Cocaine Cowboys II: Hustlin’ With the Godmother” (S) (:15) “Life Is Hot in Cracktown” (2009) Shannyn Sossamon. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Crossing Over” (2009, Drama) Harrison Ford, Ray Liotta. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Portal” (2009, Adventure) Chris Kelly. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Birds of America” (2008) Matthew Perry. (S) ‘R’ (:25) “Sexy Movie” (2002) Kelly Couch. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Tell Tale” (2009) Josh Lucas. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “The Missing Person” (2009) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

› “Taking Chances” (2009) Justin Long. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Under New” (TMC) (5:30) “Assassin in Love” (2007) (CC)

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6:006:307:007:308:008:309:009:3010:0010:3011:0011:3012:0012:301:001:302:002:303:003:304:004:305:005:30 BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) The This Old House Hour (CC) NOVA (S) (Part 1 of 2) (CC) NOVA (S) (Part 2 of 2) (CC) At the Capitol Worst Week Killing Hitler Operation Foxley plan. PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) The This Old House Hour (CC) NOVA (S) (Part 1 of 2) (CC) NOVA (S) (Part 2 of 2) (CC) At the Capitol Worst Week Killing Hitler Operation Foxley plan. KDLH Evening News KDLH 3 News Survivor: Redemption Island (N) (S) Criminal Minds “Middle Man” (S) Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior KDLH 3 News Late Show With David Letterman Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson Paid Program (:07) Seinfeld (:37) Seinfeld Up to the Minute (N) (S) Morning News Paid Program KDLH 3 Weather KSTP NewsNews The Middle (N) The Middle (S) Modern Family Mr. Sunshine (N) Off the Map (N) (S) (CC) News(:35) Nightline NewsAccording-Jim Jimmy Kimmel Live (S) (CC) (:07) Twin Cities Live Happenings. Paid Program ABC World News Now (N) (CC) America Morning NewsNewsNews KCCO NewsWheel of Fortune Survivor: Redemption Island (N) (S) Criminal Minds “Middle Man” (S) Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior NewsLate Show With David Letterman Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson (:37) The Oprah Winfrey Show NewsPaid Program Paid Program Up to the Minute (N) (S) Morning News WCCO 4 News WCCO 4 News This Morning at 5 WDSE PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) 400 Years of the Telescope (S) NOVA (S) (Part 1 of 2) (CC) NOVA (S) (Part 2 of 2) (CC) World News BusinessCharlie Rose (N) (S) (CC) Ferrets: The Pursuit of Excellence (Off Air) KAWE PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) The Best of Laugh-In (CC) Jan Mulder in Concert (S) (CC) LakelandAt the Capitol BusinessReligion & Ethics The Best of Laugh-In (CC) Jan Mulder in Concert (S) (CC) American Masters Musicians play the Troubadour. (S) (CC) LakelandLakeland KMSP TMZ (N) (CC) The Ofﬁce (CC) American Idol “Finalists Compete”The contestants perform. (S Live) (CC) FOX at 9 (N) FOX at 10 (N) (:35) TMZ (S) Access Hollyw’d Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (:35) Cops (S) The PokerStars.net Big Game (Taped) FOX at 9Paid Program TMZ (S) (CC) Access Hollyw’d FOX 9 News FOX 9 Morning News at 5AM (N) KARE NewsEntertainment Minute to Win It (N) (S) (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit NewsThe Tonight Show With Jay Leno (S) (:37) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Last Call/Daly NewsEntertainment (:05) Poker After Dark (CC) (:04) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Early Today (N) NewsKARE 11 News Sunrise (CC) KVRR Foxnews at 6 (N) Two and Half Men American Idol “Finalists Compete”The contestants perform. (S Live) (CC) Fox News 9 Raymond According-Jim Two and Half Men (:05) Frasier (S) Paid Program Paid Program (Off Air) WUCW Judge Mathis (S) (CC) America’s Next Top Model (N) (S) Shedding for the Wedding (N) (CC) Extra (N) (CC) Inside Edition The Insider (N) George Lopez 3rd RockOld Christine Entourage (S) Curb Enthusiasm (:05) Extra (N) Housewives/OCMeet the Browns Hates Chris Old Christine Star Trek: The Next Generation Paid Program Out of Zion WFTC Two and Half Men Two and Half Men Burn Notice “Fight or Flight” (CC) Burn Notice “Old Friends” (S) (CC) Raymond Raymond The Ofﬁce (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Name Is Earl Seinfeld (CC) Cops (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Judge Jeanine Pirro (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program KPXM Without a Trace “Manhunt” (CC) Without a Trace “Lone Star” (CC) Without a Trace “Transitions” (S) Criminal Minds “Lucky” (S) (CC) Criminal Minds “Penelope” (CC) Without a Trace “Second Sight” (S) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Knife Show/Cutlery Corner (S) Paid Program Positive Living CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) The First 48 “Alias; Duel” (CC) Dog the Bounty Hunter (CC) Dog the Bounty Hunter (N) (CC) Storage Wars Storage Wars (N) Storage Wars Storage Wars (:01) Dog the Bounty Hunter (12:01) Dog the Bounty Hunter Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (AMC) (5:00) “Once Upon a Time in Mexico” ››› “Bad Boys” (1995, Action) Martin Lawrence, Will Smith, Tea Leoni. ›› “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen” (2003, Fantasy) Sean Connery, Shane West. (CC) Breaking Bad “Abiquiu” (CC) (:02) Breaking Bad “Half Measures” (:04) ›› “Crocodile

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Quick and the Dead” (1995, Western) Sharon Stone, Gene Hackman. (CC)

Trouble in Little China” (1986) Kurt Russell, Kim Cattrall. (CC)

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›››› “On the Waterfront” (1954) Marlon Brando, Eva Marie Saint. (CC)

›››› “Ninotchka” (1939) Greta Garbo, Melvyn Douglas. (CC) (DVS)

››› “Waterloo Bridge” (1940) Vivien Leigh, Robert Taylor. (CC) (DVS)

›››› “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?” (1966) Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton. (CC)

›› “Synanon” (1965, Docudrama) Edmond O’Brien. (:15) ››› “This Happy Breed” (TLC) Police- DallasPolice WomenPolice WomenPawnPawnPolice WomenPawnPawnPolice WomenPolice- DallasPaidPaidPaidPaidTriVitaPaidHome Made (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) ›› “Failure to Launch” (2006) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Leverage (CC) Cold Case (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel “Dad”(S) (TOON) JohnnyAdvenRegularMADKing-HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyEagleAqua AweAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyEagleSealabAweKing-HillKing-HillHero 108Ben 10 (TRAV) Bacon ParadiseCarniCarniFoodFoodBizarre FoodsBarbecue ParadiseFoodFoodBizarre FoodsBarbecue ParadiseCarniCarniPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingSpeedSpeedWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingSpeedSpeedThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Sanford & Son Sanford & Son Sanford & Son Sanford & Son Raymond Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond (CC) Raymond Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) The Nanny The Nanny 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company Home Improve. Home Improve. M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Paid Program Paid Program (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Fairly Legal “Bridges” (CC) Burn Notice “Last Stand” (CC) Royal Pains “Listen to the Music” Fairly Legal “Bridges” (CC)

››› “The Lookout” (2007) Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jeff Daniels. (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Paid Program Paid Program Monk “Mr. Monk and the Genius” (VS) Adv. SportsWEC WrekCageWorld Extreme CageﬁghtingNHL OvertimeWorld Extreme CageﬁghtingNHL OvertimePaidPaidPaidLightPaidPaidPaidProstate (WGN-A) Funny VideosWWE SuperstarsMotherMotherNews at NineScrubsScrubsWWE SuperstarsEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny VideosPaidJ. Meyer

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(HBO) “Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle” (CC) Big Love (S) (CC) Big Love ›› “MacGruber” (2010, Comedy) Will Forte.‘R’ (CC) Real Sex (S) (CC) Funny or Die The Pee-wee Herman Show on Broadway (CC) ››› “Waiting to Exhale” (1995) Whitney Houston. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Tracy Morgan: Black and Blue (S) “Promise:The Making of Darkness on the Edge” (:45) “Shorts” (MAX) (5:30) › “Our Family Wedding” (:15) › “Whiteout” (2009, Suspense) Kate Beckinsale. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “He’s Just Not That Into You” (2009) Ben Afﬂeck. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:10) Sin City Diaries “Inside Out” (S) (CC) Lingerie (CC)

››› “Black Rain” (1989, Crime Drama) Michael Douglas. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) ››› “Monster’s Ball” (2001, Drama) Billy Bob Thornton. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Broadway” (SHOW) (5:45) ››› “Chéri” (2009) Michelle Pfeiffer.‘R’ (CC) “Agora” (2009) Rachel Weisz. A slave falls in love with Hypatia of Alexandria.

SpeechDiaryCall Girl DiaryCall Girl Californication Shameless Fiona ﬁnds a new friend. “Extreme Movie” (2008) Michael Cera. iTV. (S) ‘R’

(:15) ›› “Hannibal” (2001, Suspense) Anthony Hopkins, Julianne Moore. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “The Pleasure Drivers” (2005) Angus MacFadyen. (S)

“Agora” (2009) Rachel Weisz. A slave falls in love with Hypatia of Alexandria.

(:10) ›› “My One and Only” (2009) Renée Zellweger. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (5:10) ›› “Stripes” (1981) ›› “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” (2009) Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) › “Stan Helsing” (2009, Comedy) Steve Howey, Diora Baird. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(2:50) “Adopted” (2009) Pauly Shore. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) “Tortilla Heaven” (2007) José Zúñiga. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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››› “Gone Baby Gone” (2007) Casey Afﬂeck.Two investigators search for a kidnapped girl. Wings (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Monk Crime-ﬁlled weekend for Monk. (VS) Quest Quest Big FishFishingFishingCharlieTred Big FishBig FishFishingFishingCharlieTred Big FishQuest Quest PaidProstatePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) ChrisChrisChrisChrisMotherMotherNews at NineScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny VideosSingsaPeople

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(HBO) (:15) ›› “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” (2010) Zachary Gordon. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) Ricky Gervais Eastbound Real Time With Bill Maher (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Funny or Die Ricky Gervais Funny or Die ›› “The Peacemaker” (1997, Action) George Clooney. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) Big Love (S) (CC) (:40) ›› “Ghost in the Machine” (1993) Karen Allen.‘R’ Last Truck:Closing GM (MAX) (5:45) ›› “Beverly Hills Cop II” (1987) Eddie Murphy.

› “Miss March” (2009) Zach Cregger. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian” (2009) Ben Stiller. (S) Life on Top (N) (:20) “Secret Lives” (1994) ‘NR’ (:40) ››› “Twelve Monkeys” (1995, Science Fiction) Bruce Willis, Brad Pitt. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(2:50) › “Black Sheep” (1996) Chris Farley.‘PG-13’ (:20) › “The Mod Squad” (1999) Claire Danes.‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (:15) ›› “Everybody’s Fine” (2009) Robert De Niro. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell” (2009) Matt Czuchry. iTV. (S) ‘R’

› “The Spirit” (2008, Action) Gabriel Macht, Samuel L. Jackson. (S) ‘PG-13’

M-1 Challenge: Damkovsky vs. Figueroa (iTV) (Live) “Give ’Em Hell Malone” (2009) Thomas Jane.‘R’ (CC) Sports 2010 (:45) Mike Epps Presents: Live From Club Nokia (iTV) (S) (CC)

››› “Cairo Time” (2009) Patricia Clarkson.‘PG’ (CC) (TMC) (5:20) “Falling Up” (2009) ‘NR’(CC)

›› “Zack and Miri Make a Porno” (2008) Seth Rogen.

(:45) “Deep in the Valley” (2009, Comedy) Chris Pratt. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:20) ›› “Stoned” (2005) Leo Gregory. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) “Suicide Girls Must Die” ( 2010) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “The Limey” (1999) Terence Stamp. (S) ‘R’

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FRIDAY EVENING MARCH 25, 2011 6:006:307:007:308:008:309:009:3010:0010:3011:0011:3012:0012:301:001:302:002:303:003:304:004:305:005:30 BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) AlmanacWashington Need to Know (N) (S) (CC) Ebert at Movie Red Green Red Green EastEnders EastEnders PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) AlmanacWashington Need to Know (N) (S) (CC) Ebert at Movie Red Green Red Green EastEnders EastEnders KDLH College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA.(Live) (CC) College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA.(Live) (CC) KDLH 3 News Late Show With David Letterman Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson (:37) Seinfeld (:07) Seinfeld Weather Now NewsCenter KDLH 3 News NewsNewsNewsCenter C. Matthews KSTP NewsNewsShark Tank A $4 million investment. Primetime: What Would You Do? (S) 20/20 (N) (S) (CC) News(:35) Nightline NewsAccording-Jim Jimmy Kimmel Live (S) (CC) (:07) Twin Cities Live Happenings. Paid Program McCarver Hispan. Today Latino TVHouse Smarts Wall St. Journal Paid Program Paid Program KCCO College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA.(Live) (CC) College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA.(Live) (CC) NewsLate Show With David Letterman Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson (:37) The Oprah Winfrey Show Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Hometime Home Remodel WDSE PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Almanac (CC) Almanac North (S) Here and Now Washington McLaughlin World News BusinessCharlie Rose (N) (S) (CC) Need to Know (N) (S) (CC) (Off Air) KAWE PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) AlmanacNewsWashington Need to Know (N) (S) (CC) LakelandWorld News BusinessThis Is America Marvin Hamlisch Presents:The ’70s,The Way We Were Hits from the 1970s. All-Star Bluegrass Celebration (S) (CC) Art Wolfe’s Travels to the Edge: Amazing Encounters LakelandLakeland KMSP TMZ (N) (CC) The Office (CC) Kitchen Nightmares “Tavolini” Fringe “Bloodline” (N) (S) (CC) FOX at 9 (N) Sports Prime. (:35) TMZ (N) Access Hollyw’d BuzzLaw & Order: Special Victims Unit The PokerStars.net Big Game (Taped) FOX at 9Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program KARE NewsEntertainment Who Do You Think You Are? (N) (S) Dateline NBC (S) (CC) NewsThe Tonight Show With Jay Leno (S) (:37) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Last Call/Daly NewsEntertainment (:05) Poker After Dark (CC) (:04) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon In Wine Country Paid Program Cars.TV (CC) Paid Program KVRR Foxnews at 6 (N) Two and Half Men Kitchen Nightmares “Tavolini” Fringe “Bloodline” (N) (S) (CC) Fox News 9 Raymond According-Jim Two and Half Men (:05) Frasier (S) Paid Program Paid Program (Off Air) WUCW Judge Mathis (S) (CC) Smallville “Fortune” (S) (CC) Supernatural (S) (CC) Extra (N) (CC) Inside Edition The Insider (N) George Lopez 3rd RockOld Christine Entourage (S) Curb Enthusiasm (:05) Extra (N) Housewives/OCMeet the Browns Hates Chris Old Christine Star Trek: The Next Generation Paid Program Paid Program WFTC Two and Half Men Two and Half Men Monk Crime-filled weekend for Monk. Monk Monk’s late wife. (S) (CC) Raymond Raymond The Office (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Name Is Earl Seinfeld (CC) Access Hollyw’d Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Judge Jeanine Pirro (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program KPXM Without a Trace “Showdown” (S) Without a Trace “Safe” (S) (CC) Without a Trace “From the Ashes” Criminal Minds “Damaged” (CC) Criminal Minds “A Higher Power” (S) Without a Trace “Lost Time”(CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Knife Show/Cutlery Corner (S) Paid Program Paid Program CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) Criminal Minds “Zoe’s Reprise” Criminal Minds “House on Fire” Criminal Minds “Conflicted”(CC) Criminal Minds “A Shade of Gray” (S) Breakout Kings “The Bag Man” (:01) Criminal Minds (S) (CC) (12:01) Criminal Minds (S) (CC) (:01) Criminal Minds (S) (CC) (:01) Breakout Kings (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (AMC) (4:30) ››› “Preda-

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– 17 MOVIES SPORTS KIDS NEWS

MARCH

26, 2011

BRAINERD,

Suite LifePaid Program Paid Program The EA Sports Golf Preview Shark Tank (S) (CC) ESPN Sports Saturday Sports anthology. (N) NewsWorld News

KCCO The Early Show (S) (CC) Busytown Busytown Doodlebops Trollz (CC) Horseland Horseland Real Green Paid Program College Basketball NCAA Division II Tournament, Final: Teams TBA.(CC)

WDSE (Off Air)Mister

Road to the Final Four (N) (CC) (:20) College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Regional Final:Teams TBA. (Live) (CC)

(CC)

››› “True Grit” (1969, Western) John Wayne. A one-eyed marshal and a Texas Ranger aid a vengeful teen. (CC)

›› “Pearl Harbor” (2001, War) Ben Afﬂeck. Friends join a war effort after the Japanese attack Hawaii. (CC) (AP) (5:00) Dog Show (S) (CC) Pit Boss (S) Pit Boss (S) (CC) Pit Boss (S) (CC) Pit Boss (S) (CC) Pit

SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! Special (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (Live) SportsCenter (Live) Women’s College BasketballWomen’s College BasketballScore.NASCARNASCAR Racing

(ESPN2) SportsNationScoreboardNBANBABaseball TonightSoccerSportsNationE:60Baseball TonightMLB Preseason Baseball Chicago Cubs at Texas Rangers.

(EWTN) ChapletRosaryDaily MassDonutCatholicAngelsLucyKnightsHoly Daily MassReliEuchaShowcaseChapletRosaryApol.Apol.Father GroeschelLifeGod

(FAM) Boy Boy ››› “The Parent Trap” (1998, Comedy) Lindsay Lohan. ›› “Beverly Hills Chihuahua” (2008) “Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2” (2011) ››› “Back to the Future” (1985, Comedy) “Back to the Future Part II”

(FSN) FishingFishingFisherFisherOutMuskyWoodsOutDW-TVFishingFishingFishingOutCollege

(HGTV) KitchenBathSweat...HeadHolmes on HomesDisasterDisasterCrashersIncomeDesignTo SellUnsellaGet SoldBlockDesignColourBuckCandiceSarahDearColorTo SellHouse

(HIST) To Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedJourney to the Earth’s Core (CC) (LIFE) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid ›› “I Want to Marry Ryan Banks”

Costas Mandylor. “The Final” (2010) Marc Donato. (CC) “Open Graves” (2009) Eliza Dushku. (TBN) FaithvilleMaraleeBear CharityKids DooleyWonderBugtimeAuto B.HopkinsGod FriendsIshineThe HermieCaterpillrPaws Heroes-BibleNews“No Greater Love” (2009, Drama) (TBS) Steve Harvey Steve Harvey Yes, Dear (S) ››› “Mr. Holland’s Opus” (1995) Richard Dreyfuss, Glenne Headly. Life steers a musician toward teaching. (CC) (:25) ›› “Jersey Girl” (2004) Ben Afﬂeck, Liv Tyler, George Carlin. (CC) (:25) ›› “Must Love Dogs” (2005) Diane Lane, John Cusack. (CC) According-Jim Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) (TCM) (5:00) ›› “Rhapsody in Blue” (1945) Robert Alda. ›››› “Animal Crackers” (1930, Comedy) Groucho Marx, Harpo Marx. ›› “Spook Chasers” (1957) Bowery Boys.

››› “Adventures of Don Juan” (1948) Errol Flynn, Viveca Lindfors. (CC)

›› “The Land That Time Forgot” (1975, Fantasy) Doug McClure. (CC)

›››› “Lawrence of Arabia” (1962, Adventure) Peter O’Toole, Alec Guinness, Anthony Quinn. (CC) (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidHome MadeProperty LadderProperty LadderProperty LadderProperty LadderProperty LadderCakeCakeCakeCakeCakeCakeCake Boss (CC) (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Certain AgeThe Closer (CC) Law & Order (S)

››› “Misery” (1990) James Caan.

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› “Major

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WrestlingMinnesota Twins ’10 (FX) MalcolmMalcolm ›› “Rebound” (2005, Comedy) › “Big Daddy” (1999) Adam Sandler. ›› “The Rocker” (2008, Comedy) ›› “Baby Mama” (2008, Comedy) Tina Fey. › “The Waterboy” (1998, Comedy) Zohan (GOLF) CentralCentralMcCordGolfEuropean PGA Tour Golf Open de Andalucia, Third Round. GolfPGA Tour GolfEuropean PGA Tour GolfGolfGolfCentralLPGA

›› “Odd Girl Out” (2005) Alexa Vega. ››› “Dan in Real Life” (2007) (CC) ›› “Then She Found Me” (2007) (NICK) ParentsRugratsFanboySponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.PenguinParentsPlanetPowerSponge.iCarly (S) iCarly (S) Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.T.U.F.F.T.U.F.F.VictoVictoiCarly (S) iCarly (S) (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidKnockKnockXtremeHorse.Trucks!MuscleUFC Unleashed (S) (:11) UFC Unleashed (S) UFC Unleashed (S) UFC Unleashed (S) (:44) UFC Unleashed (S) UFC Unleashed (S) (SYFY) PaidPaidPaidPaid › “Death Tunnel” (2005, Horror) “100 Feet” (2008) Famke Janssen. (CC) “The Cursed” (2010)

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Wimpy

LoveRunnin’

›› “Robin Hood” (2010)

Crowe. (CC) (:45) ››› “The Blind Side” (2009) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “The

Wahlberg.

(MAX) ››› “Avatar” (2009) Sam Worthington.‘PG-13’ (:45) ››› “Get Him to the Greek”(:40) ››› “The Informant!” (2009) ›› “Code of Silence” ‘R’ (:15) ››› “Avatar” (2009) Sam Worthington.‘PG-13’ (CC) “Get Him-Greek” (SHOW) ›› “The Other End of the Line”NASCARSports ›› “The Trotsky” (2009) iTV.‘NR’ ›› “Creation” (2009) Paul Bettany. › “Push” (2009) Chris Evans.‘PG-13’ ››› “Sling Blade” (1996) iTV. (S) ‘R’ “Adam Res” (TMC) Tommy(:40) “Assassin in Love” (S) (:10) › “Blessed” (2004) ‘R’ (:45) ››› “The Road” (2009) (S) ‘R’ (:40) “La Cucina” (2007) ‘NR’ (:10) ›› “Finding Amanda”(:45) “Assassin in Love” (S) (:15) ›› “The Answer Man” (2009) 18 – MARCH 20 - 26, 2011 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH MOVIES SPORTS KIDS NEWS

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Rebels

Russell

Lovely Bones” (2009) Mark

››› “Independence Day”

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“A Farewell to Arms” (1932,

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››› “The Manchurian Candidate” (2004) Denzel Washington. A Gulf War vet is suspicious of a political candidate.

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››› “Mildred Pierce” (1945) Joan Crawford, Jack Carson. (CC) (DVS)

›› “Daisy Kenyon” (1947, Romance) Joan Crawford, Dana Andrews. ›› “This Woman Is Dangerous” (1952) Joan Crawford, Dennis Morgan.

››› “Goodbye, My Fancy” (1951) Joan Crawford, Robert Young.

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One row at a time

By DEANN BARRY

When I was asked if I wanted to write a memorial for Greti Hill,I was hesitant. Not because I didn’t want to,but because I was very close to Greti. So writing this is very personal for me.

Greti and her husband,Jerry,were friends with my mother and father-in-law for many years.So,when I became executive director of the Lakes Area Senior Activity Center,where Greti was an active member and a volunteer,we already shared “history.”

Over the past six years that I have been the senior center’s director,we have added to that history! Greti had volunteered as a hftdesktaughtknitting

how much history she knew and had lived. She grew up in Germany before World War II and her memory was as clear in 2010 as it was when the war broke out.

The remembrance of shocking events maybe doesn’t leave you unmarked;it didn’t Greti.She told of the history after one of our monthly dinners once,complete with photos,books,memorabilia and she touched many with her sharing.She also had brought with her her citizenship papers.There were 43 pages to it.She had to learn to speak,read and write English before she could become a citizen.It left me impressed with her desire to become a U.S.citizen.

To those who knew Greti well,speaking her mind was just how it was.There ihtwasonhermind

the line,and as long as I had an explanation for my opinion,she was all right with that.

A person whom Greti had taught to knit shared with me that at one of the beginning classes the directions seemed overwhelming and Greti had stated we are going to knit just one row at a time and that is how we are going to do those directions.Somehow,I think that she was teaching more than just knitting.That’s just how she was.

Rather than this being a memorial,I would like it to be a tribute.A tribute to a one-of-a-kind,wonderful,faith-based, classy lady who was 88 years young.She lived life to its fullest and gave back more than her share.Many will miss Greti.But we will take each day one row at a time.

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