The Brainerd Dispatch TV Week March 23rd 2014

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Dule Hill (left) and James Roday star in “Psych,” which concludes its eight-season run Wednesday on USA Network.

March 23 - 29, 2014

By Kate O’Hare © Zap2it

In an upscale chain restaurant on a busy road in Manhattan Beach, Calif., not far from the production offices of the USA Network comedydrama “Psych,” and roughly 1,286 miles from the show’s filming location in Vancouver, Canada, star James Roday and series executive producer Steve Franks get together for lunch to discuss not staying too long at the party.

“For a lot of people,” quips Franks, “our second episode was too long at the party.”

Obviously not for everyone, because the show airs it eighth-season - and series - finale on Wednesday, March 26, followed by the “Psych After Show,” a one-hour special hosted by Kevin Pereira (“Attack of the Show”) and featuring a Q&A with the cast and Franks, in front of a live studio audience in Los Angeles.

For those who need to go do some binge viewing in a hurry, “Psych” features Roday (today sporting a full beard that’s about a half-inch short of edging into Old Testament patriarch territory) as Shawn Spencer, a native of Santa Barbara, Calif., who uses his Sherlock Holmes-level powers of deduction to convince people he’s a crime-fighting psychic.

At his side are his best friend from childhood, Burton “Gus” Guster (Dule Hill); his ex-cop dad, Henry (Corbin Bernsen); detective girlfriend Juliet (Maggie Lawson); Police Chief Karen Vick (Kirsten Nelson, who directed the show’s musical episode, which aired in December); and idiosyncratic Detective Carlton Lassiter (Timothy Omundson).

So without further ado, here are Franks and Roday on taking “Psych” out on a high note.

On missing Vancouver ...

Roday: “I personally, am not. I love Vancouver, truly, but I did spend, in all, four years over there - a whole presidential term, in hotels and apartments without air conditioning.”

Franks (who has been staring intently at the sound-level indicators on the smartphone recording the conversation): “It also works as a hypnotist’s device.”

‘Psych’: It’s all over but the zombies

On being outlived by “The Mentalist,” which followed “Psych” and was criticized early on for having a very similar but far grimmer premise ...

Roday: “They started after us, and they had a zillion viewers a week.”

Franks: “Now, we want ‘The Mentalist’ to go on for 20 more years. We want it to be the ‘Gunsmoke’ of this era.”

Roday: “It’ll just keep us in the zeitgeist with them. People will be saying, ‘ “Mentalist,” parenthesis, serious version of “Psych.” ’ ”

Franks: “So we have nothing but positive feelings.”

Roday: “We got every drop of milk out of that, that we possibly could.”

On feeling good about the end of it all ...

Roday: “We’re at peace with the decision to call it a show, because honestly, I feel like we did everything we could think of, just about. I always make a notebook every year of ideas that I want to do every season. I went back, and the ones we didn’t do, I don’t really feel like, ‘Oh, dang, we didn’t do that thing.’ ”

Franks: “At the end of every year, James and I would get together, and we would talk about how we were going to push the boundaries of what the show was allowed to do each year. And, if we couldn’t figure out a way to push the boundaries any more, we both said, ‘OK, we’ll be done at that point.’

“And this year, we’re remaking one of our own episodes, and James’ zombie episode is so - it’s just so free. It’s completely free.”

On why no time travel ...

Franks: “I spun so many writers room wheels for so many weeks each year, thinking I had a new way to make it logical. But the thing is, you can’t do time travel without actually traveling through time, and that was the one thing I couldn’t reconcile.”

On “Let’s Get Hairy,” the 2009 episode (co-written by Roday) featuring “American Werewolf in London” star David Naughton ...

Roday: “The werewolf episode was a guilty pleasure of mine. It probably wasn’t the best storytelling we’ve ever done, but the fact that we got Josh Malina in a diaper, in a

“Psych” concludes its eight-season run Wednesday on USA Network.

wheelbarrow, no less. That was pure silliness.”

Franks: “I’m just as happy with an oddball, awkward, weird joke as I am with a big, ridiculous, silly set piece. But silly is one of the many things we go to.”

On going to the zombie well at the end ...

Roday: “Zombies was something that was on our board forever, too. To be completely honest, a lot of us finally getting to do zombies has to do with it being the final episode, and me directing, and everybody saying, ‘OK, Roday, you can have zombies.’

“We did not have real zombies, but they looked awfully good. What was cool about it was, it was a taste of zombies. It was a kitchen-sink sort of horror episode, where we didn’t hang the whole thing just on zombies. That probably would have been a mistake. We gave you a little bit of everything.”

ACROSS

1. Vergara of “Modern Family”

5. “This Is the __”; 2013 James Franco movie

8. __ __ instant; suddenly

9. Role on “The Goldbergs”

13. Natalie Cole’s dad

14. Ma in Marseilles

15. “Days of __ Lives”

16. “Yes, __”

17. Mac alternatives

18. “Life __ __”; 2012 film

21. To’s partner, in phrase

22. Alice’s workplace

25. Actor on “M*A*S*H”

26. Compete

27. Simon or Williams

28. “Vanilla __”; movie for Tom Cruise

30. Role on “Two and a Half Men”

34. CX

35. “__ 911!” (2003-09)

36. “__ Got a Secret”

DOWN

3.

4. “__ Plain Sight” (2008-12)

5. “Unhappily __ After”

6. 90 degrees from NW

7. “__ Dead Gorgeous”;

Kirsten Dunst film

9. Mayberry resident

10. Period in history

11. “Elementary” actress (2)

12. Time periods: abbr.

14. “Trapper John, __” (1979-86)

19. Role on “The Middle”

20. __ favor; part of a polite hombre’s request

23. Ms. Longoria

24. Actor on “Blue Bloods”

28. Bro or sis

29. “Kourtney & Kim Take New __”

30. “__ Wives”

31. Actor Nicholas __

32. Actress __-Margret

33. “__ Time for Sergeants”

36. Paul’s cousin on “Mad About You”

37. Singer Damone

39. Setting for “Designing Women”: abbr.

40. Spielberg’s 1982 creature

38. Masi Oka’s role on “Hawaii Five-0”

40. __ Beale; “NCIS: Los Angeles” role

41. Actress Panabaker 42. “Unsolved Mysteries” host

1. “The __-__”; musical game show

2. “Bird __ __ Wire”; 1990 Mel Gibson movie

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“Big __ Liar”; 2002 Frankie Muniz film

1999

PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

AUTO RACING

Sunday 1:30 p.m. ) / NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Auto Club 400. From Auto Club Speedway in Fontana, Calif. (Live)

Monday

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR

Now

Tuesday

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR

Now

Friday

6:00 p.m. (MSC) 3 Wide Life

The top NASCAR teams and drivers.

Saturday

9:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Lucas Oil Sportsman Series. From Gainesville, Fla. (Taped)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing SummitRacing.com Nationals, Qualifying. From Las Vegas. (Same-day Tape)

BASEBALL

Sunday

3:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Chicago Cubs at Oakland Athletics. From Phoenix Municipal Stadium in Phoenix. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (MSC) MLB 2014 Season Preview

Monday

12:00 p.m. (ESPN) Detroit Tigers at Pittsburgh Pirates. From PNC Park in Pittsburgh. (Live)

(MSC) Tampa Bay Rays at Minnesota Twins. From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla. (Live)

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live)

Tuesday

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Tampa Bay Rays at Minnesota Twins. From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla.

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Twins Diamond Awards

12:00 p.m. (ESPN) Atlanta Braves at Detroit Tigers. From Joker Marchant Stadium in Lakeland, Fla. (Live)

(MSC) Baltimore Orioles at Minnesota Twins. From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla. (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Baltimore Orioles at Minnesota Twins. From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla.

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Twins Diamond Awards

11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Baltimore Orioles at Minnesota Twins. From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla.

Wednesday

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Baltimore Orioles at Minnesota Twins. From

Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla.

12:00 p.m. (ESPN) Washington Nationals at St. Louis Cardinals. From Roger Dean Stadium in Jupiter, Fla. (Live)

(MSC) Pittsburgh Pirates at Minnesota Twins. From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla. (Live)

Thursday

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Pittsburgh Pirates at Minnesota Twins. From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla.

11:00 a.m. (ESPN) Washington Nationals at New York Mets. From Tradition Field in Port Saint Lucie, Fla. (Live)

2:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Chicago White Sox at Chicago Cubs. From HoHoKam Park in Mesa, Ariz. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (MSC) MLB 2014 Season Preview

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) 2013 World Series Film

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

Friday

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Boston Red Sox at Minnesota Twins. From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Boston Red Sox at Minnesota Twins. From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla.

Saturday

9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Play Ball

BASKETBALL

Sunday

6:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College GameDay

10:00 a.m. (ESPN) NIT Tournament: Teams TBA. (Live) (MSC) Courtside Jones

11:00 a.m. _ 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)

11:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Women’s College NCAA Tournament:

Teams TBA. (Live)

1:30 p.m. _ 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) Women’s College NCAA Tournament:

Teams TBA. (Live)

4:00 p.m. _ 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live) (TNT) NCAA Tip-Off Coverage and analysis of the 2014 NCAA Tournament. (Live)

4:30 p.m. (ESPN) Women’s College NCAA Tournament:

Teams TBA. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (TNT) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)

6:00 p.m. (TBS) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)

6:30 p.m. (TRUTV) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Women’s College NCAA Tournament: Teams TBA. (Live)

7:30 p.m. (TNT) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament

(Live)

8:30 p.m. (TBS) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College

GameDay (Live)

(TBS) Inside March Madness Coverage of the 2014 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament.

Monday

5:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Women’s College NCAA Tournament: Teams TBA. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) NIT Tournament: Teams TBA. (Live)

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

(ESPN2) Women’s College NCAA Tournament: Teams TBA. (Live)

7:00 p.m. (TNT) Oklahoma City Thunder at Dallas Mavericks. From American Airlines Center in Dallas. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) NIT Tournament: Teams TBA. (Live)

8:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Women’s College NCAA Tournament: Teams TBA. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (TNT) New York Knicks at Los Angeles Lakers. From Staples Center in Los Angeles. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

(TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)

Wednesday

8:00 a.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown (Live)

From the Target Center in Minneapolis.

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

5:00 p.m. (TBS) NCAA Tip-Off Coverage and analysis of the 2014 NCAA Tournament.

(Live)

6:00 p.m. _ 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)

6:30 p.m. (TBS) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament

(Live)

8:30 p.m. _ 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)

9:00 p.m. (TBS) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament

(Live)

11:30 p.m. (TBS) Inside March Madness Coverage of the 2014 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament.

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College

GameDay (Live)

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College

GameDay

Friday

5:00 p.m. (TBS) NCAA Tip-Off Coverage and analysis of the 2014 NCAA Tournament. (Live)

6:00 p.m. _ 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

(TBS) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Los Angeles Lakers at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis. (Live)

8:30 p.m. _ 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)

9:00 p.m. (TBS) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament

(Live)

9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

11:30 p.m. (TBS) Inside March Madness Coverage of the 2014 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament.

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College

GameDay (Live)

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College

GameDay

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Women’s College NCAA Tournament, Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Lincoln, Neb. (Live)

7:30 p.m. (TBS) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)

10:00 p.m. (TBS) Inside March Madness Coverage of the 2014 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament.

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College GameDay (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

BOXING

Tuesday

7:15 a.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Pacquiao/ Bradley 2 Manny Pacquiao and Timothy Bradley, Jr. discuss their bout.

2:15 p.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Pacquiao/ Bradley 2 Manny Pacquiao and Timothy Bradley, Jr. discuss their bout.

Friday

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Friday Night Fights: Boxcino Tournament. Lightweight semifinal round. From New Town, N.D. (Live)

Saturday

9:00 p.m. (HBO) Cedric Agnew vs. Sergey Kovalev. Sergey Kovalev takes on Cedric Agnew in the 12-round main event, from Atlantic City, N.J. (Live)

11:00 p.m. (MSC) Golden Boy Promotions: Victor Ortiz vs. Luis Collazo. From Brooklyn, N.Y. (HBO) 24/7 Pacquiao/Bradley 2

11:30 p.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Pacquiao/ Bradley 2 Manny Pacquiao and Timothy Bradley, Jr. discuss their bout.

FOOTBALL

Monday

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Memphis Grizzlies. From the FedEx Forum in Memphis, Tenn. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) NIT Tournament: Teams TBA. (Live) (ESPN2) Women’s College

NCAA Tournament: Teams TBA. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NIT Tournament: Teams TBA. (Live)

(MSC) Wolves Weekly

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College

GameDay (Live)

(MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Memphis Grizzlies.

From the FedEx Forum in Memphis, Tenn.

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

1:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly Tuesday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) NIT Tournament: Teams TBA. (Live)

(ESPN2) NIT Tournament: Teams TBA. (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Miami Heat at Indiana Pacers. From Bankers Life Fieldhouse in Indianapolis. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NIT Tournament: Teams TBA. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (ESPN) Memphis Grizzlies at Utah Jazz. From EnergySolutions Arena in Salt Lake City. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Atlanta Hawks at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis. (Same-day Tape)

1:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Memphis Grizzlies at Utah Jazz. From EnergySolutions Arena in Salt Lake City.

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Miami Heat at Indiana Pacers. From Bankers Life Fieldhouse in Indianapolis. (Same-day Tape)

Thursday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live

12:30 p.m. (MSC) Atlanta Hawks at Minnesota Timberwolves.

Saturday

7:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College

GameDay

11:00 a.m. (ESPN) Women’s College NCAA Tournament, Regional Semifinal: Teams

TBA. From South Bend, Ind. (Live)

1:00 p.m. _ Best of College

Basketball 2014

1:30 p.m. (ESPN) Women’s College NCAA Tournament, Regional Semifinal: Teams

TBA. From South Bend, Ind. (Live)

2:00 p.m. _ NCAA Division II Tournament, Final: Teams

TBA. From Evansville, Ind. (Live) (MSC) Los Angeles Lakers at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.

3:30 p.m. (ESPN) Women’s College NCAA Tournament, Regional Semifinal: Teams

TBA. From Lincoln, Neb. (Live)

(MSC) Wolves Weekly

5:00 p.m. (TBS) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament

(Live)

3:00 p.m. (MSC) Vikings Huddle A community and family-oriented show hosted by the Voice of the Vikings, Paul Allen.

Thursday

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Vikings Huddle A community and family-oriented show hosted by the Voice of the Vikings, Paul Allen.

GOLF

Sunday

9:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Arnold Palmer Invitational, Final Round. From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla. (Live)

12:00 p.m. + Golf Digest Equipment Special

1:00 p.m. + Arnold Palmer Invitational, Final Round. From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla. (Live)

(GOLF) Arnold Palmer Invitational, Spotlight Coverage. From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla. (Live)

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Mississippi Gulf Resort Classic, Final Round. From Biloxi, Miss. (Live)

PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) LPGA Founders Cup, Final Round. From Phoenix. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

(Live)

8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Arnold Palmer Invitational, Final Round. From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla.

2:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

2:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Mississippi Gulf Resort Classic, Final Round. From Biloxi, Miss.

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Monday

10:00 a.m. (GOLF) LPGA Founders Cup, Final Round. From Phoenix.

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Arnold Palmer Invitational, Final Round. From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla.

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Tuesday

10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Sunshine Tour: Investec Cup, Third Round. (Taped)

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Mississippi Gulf Resort Classic, Final Round. From Biloxi, Miss.

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy

6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) PGA Tour

Golf

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) PGA Tour Golf

2:00 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

4:30 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Wednesday

10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Sunshine Tour: Investec Cup, Final Round. (Taped)

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions

Tour Learning Center

12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Joburg Open

Highlights

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions

Tour Learning Center

3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) European Tour Weekly Highlights and previews of the European Golf Tour.

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy

7:30 p.m. (GOLF) EurAsia Cup, Day One. From Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. (Live)

Thursday

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) EurAsia Cup, Day One. From Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Valero Texas

Open, First Round. From San Antonio. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Kia Classic, First Round. From Carlsbad, Calif. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Valero Texas Open, First Round. From San Antonio.

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) EurAsia Cup, Day Two. From Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. (Live)

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty

Friday

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) EurAsia Cup, Day Two. From Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Valero Texas

Open, Second Round. From San Antonio. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Kia Classic, Second Round. From Carlsbad, Calif. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Valero Texas

Open, Second Round. From San Antonio.

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) EurAsia Cup, Final Day. From Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. (Live)

2:00 a.m. (GOLF) Kia Classic, Second Round. From Carlsbad, Calif.

3:00 a.m. (GOLF) EurAsia Cup, Final Day. From Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

Saturday

10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Valero Texas

Open, Third Round. From San Antonio. (Live)

2:00 p.m. + Valero Texas Open, Third Round. From San Antonio. (Live) (GOLF) Valero Texas Open, Spotlight Coverage. From San Antonio. (Live)

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Kia Classic, Third Round. From Carlsbad, Calif. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Valero Texas Open, Third Round. From San Antonio.

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

HOCKEY

Sunday

1:00 a.m. (MSC) WCHA Final Five, Broadmoor Trophy Championship: Teams TBA.

2:30 a.m. (MSC) Detroit Red Wings at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.

4:00 a.m. (MSC) Ice Dreams: The History of the Minnesota State High School Hockey Tournament

Monday

9:00 a.m. (MSC) WCHA Final Five, Broadmoor Trophy Championship: Teams TBA.

9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at St. Louis Blues. From Scottrade Center in St. Louis.

Friday

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at St. Louis Blues. From Scottrade Center in St. Louis.

Saturday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Tournament, East Regional Final: Teams TBA. From Bridgeport, Conn. (Live)

4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Tournament, West Regional First Semifinal: Teams TBA. From St. Paul, Minn. (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Jason Mitchell Outdoors

9:30 a.m. (MSC) Keyes Outdoors

10:00 a.m. / Midwest Outdoors Helping people enjoy the outdoors.

10:35 p.m. + Minnesota Bound

11:05 p.m. ) Midwest Outdoors

Monday

6:00 p.m. (MSC) We Love It!

Outdoors

10:30 p.m. (MSC) We Love It!

Outdoors

Wednesday

8:30 a.m. (MSC) We Love It!

Outdoors

Thursday

8:30 a.m. (MSC) Lund the Ultimate Fishing Experience

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Back Roads

Friday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads

10:30 a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Angling Edge Roller jigging for largemouth bass in mid summer.

11:00 a.m. (MSC) John Gillespie’s Water & Woods A tour of Wisconsin’s best fishing spots.

Saturday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Lund the Ultimate Fishing Experience

7:30 a.m. (MSC) We Love It!

Outdoors

8:00 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads

8:30 a.m. (MSC) The Musky Hunter

9:00 a.m. (MSC) John Gillespie’s Water & Woods A tour of Wisconsin’s best fishing spots.

9:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors Helping people enjoy the outdoors.

10:30 a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Angling Edge Musky fishing on Lake of the Woods in Northwest Ontario.

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Fishing the Midwest

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Fishing With Joe Bucher

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Sportsman’s Journal

1:00 p.m. (MSC) Jason Mitchell Outdoors

1:30 p.m. (MSC) Keyes Outdoors

and opinions from the day in soccer.

Wednesday

4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.

Thursday

4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.

Friday

4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.

Saturday

4:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer

TENNIS

Sunday

2:00 p.m. (MSC) PowerShares Series: Kansas City. McEnroe, Lendl, Courier and Chang. From Kansas City, Mo. (Taped)

Wednesday

12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ATP Tennis Sony Open, Men’s and Women’s Quarterfinals. From Miami. (Live)

Thursday

12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ATP Tennis Sony Open, Women’s First Semifinal and Men’s Quarterfinal. From Miami. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ATP Tennis Sony Open, Men’s Quarterfinals and Women’s Semifinal. From Miami. (Live)

Friday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ATP Tennis Sony Open, Men’s First Semifinal. From Miami. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) ATP Tennis Sony Open, Men’s Second Semifinal. From Miami. (Live)

Saturday

12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ATP Tennis Sony Open, Women’s Final. From Miami. (Live)

WINTER SPORTS

Sunday

11:00 a.m. + Skiing U.S. Alpine Championships. From Squaw Valley Ski Resort in Lake Tahoe, Calif. (Taped)

Wednesday

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Vancouver Canucks at Minnesota Wild.

From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn. (Live) 9:00 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

9:30 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.

Thursday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Wild Live

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Vancouver Canucks at Minnesota Wild.

From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at St. Louis Blues. From Scottrade Center in St. Louis. (Live)

7:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live) 8:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at Phoenix Coyotes. From Jobing.com Arena in Glendale, Ariz. (Live) 10:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

1:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at Phoenix Coyotes. From Jobing.com Arena in Glendale, Ariz.

2:30 a.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.

4:00 a.m. (MSC) Ice Dreams: The History of the Minnesota State High School Hockey Tournament OUTDOORS

Sunday 7:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Bassmasters From Birmingham, Ala.

a.m. (MSC) Back Roads

6:30 p.m. + Minnesota Bound

SOCCER

Sunday

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.

Monday

3:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Round of 16, 2nd Leg — Chelsea FC vs Galatasary A.S. From Stamford Bridge in London, England.

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.

Tuesday

3:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer

4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Burton U.S. Open ’14

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Burton U.S. Open ’14

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Burton U.S. Open ’14

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.

Monday

10:30 a.m. (MSC) Burton U.S. Open ’14

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Burton U.S. Open ’14

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Burton U.S. Open ’14

Thursday

8:00 a.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.

2:00 p.m. (MSC) Burton U.S. Open ’14

2:30 p.m. (MSC) Burton U.S. Open ’14

3:00 p.m. (MSC) Burton U.S. Open ’14

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“Gone” (2012) Amanda Seyfried. (S) ‘PG-13’ “Shadow People” (2012) Dallas Roberts. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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(:15) ››› “Ain’t Them Bodies Saints” (2013) Rooney Mara. ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Coach Carter” (2005, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Ri’chard. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Man on Ledge”

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M EllenBuffy, Slayer ›› “Across the Universe” (2007) Evan Rachel Wood. ›› “30 Days of Night” (2007) Josh Hartnett. ›› “Hancock” (2008) Will Smith. MotherMotherTwo Two “What Happens”

T ›› “Jennifer’s Body” (2009, Horror) ›› “30 Days of Night” (2007) Josh Hartnett. › “What Happens in Vegas” (2008) Two Two ›› “Bad Teacher” (2011, Comedy) SaintMotherMotherTwo Two

F RoadsDue Game CoachNHL Hockey: Wild at BluesAnglingWaterOutdoorMLB Preseason Baseball: Red Sox at Twins SnowDumbestCar WarriorsSports Unlimited (FX)

W Ellen ››› “Open Range” (2003) Robert Duvall. Premiere. ›› “An Unfinished Life” (2005) ››› “True Grit” (2010, Western) Jeff Bridges. AngerTwo Two ›› “Real Steel” (2011, Action) Hugh Jackman.

TH ›› “An Unfinished Life” (2005) ››› “True Grit” (2010, Western) Jeff Bridges. ›› “Takers” (2010) Matt Dillon, Paul Walker. ›› “Iron Man 2” (2010) Robert Downey Jr. MotherMotherTwo Two Friends

F Buffy, Slayer ›› “Takers” (2010) Matt Dillon, Paul Walker. › “Bad Company” (2002) Anthony Hopkins. ›› “Post Grad” (2009) Alexis Bledel. ›› “Man of the House” (2005) Two MotherMother (GOLF) Morning Drive Morning Drive Varied Programs

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T Sexiest Bar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar RescueInk Master

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T The Twilight ZoneGeek WeddingFoxy & Co.Face Off Face Off Face Off Face Off Face Off Face Off Face Off Face Off

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F Sexiest GanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGangland CopsCopsCopsCopsCops (SYFY)

TH ZoneFace Off Jim Henson’s ››› “The Abyss” (1989) Ed Harris, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. (CC) ››› “Men in Black” (1997, Action) ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End”

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T BriefEnc ››› “A Passage to India” (1984) Judy Davis. (:15) ›››› “Great Expectations”(:15) ››› “The Passionate Friends” ››› “Madeleine” (1950) Ann Todd. ››› “Doctor Zhivago” (1965) Omar Sharif. (CC) (DVS)

W “West-Zanzibar”(:15) ››› “Tarzan, the Ape Man” ››› “Trader Horn” (1931) (CC) (:15) ››› “King Solomon’s Mines”(:15) ››› “Mogambo” (1953) Clark Gable. ›› “Drums of Africa”(:15) ›› “Rhino!”

TH Smart › “Sin Ship” (1931) “Upperworld” (CC) (:15) “The Case of the Howling Dog”(:15) ›› “Red Hot Tires” › “Man of Iron”(:45) ›› “I Am a Thief” ›› “Act of Violence” (CC) “Outcasts-P. Flat”Flight

F “Dr. Jekyll-Hyde” ››› “Orphans of the Storm” (1922, Drama) (:45) “Sherlock Holmes”(:15) ››› “The Racket”“The Ship From Shanghai” › “The Silver Horde” (1930) “Danger Lights”(:45) “Gentleman’s Fate” (TLC) MultiplesBabyBabyQuintsCoupleCoupleFreaky Freaky ExtremeExtremeWhat Not to Wear19 Kids and CountVaried Programs (TNT) Charmed Charmed SupernaturalSupernaturalSupernaturalBones Bones Bones Bones Castle Castle Castle (TOON) Ben 10BeyPokéScoobyMovie GarfieldLooney TunesTom & JerryJerryJerryJohnnyJohnnyGumballGumballAdvenAdvenRegularRegularVaried Programs (TRAV) PaidPaidPaidPaidMysteries-MuseumNo ReservationVaried Programs Food ParadiseBizarre FoodsFoodFoodBizarre Foods (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Varied Programs (TVLAND) PaidPaidPaidPaidGriffithAndy Griffith ShowGriffithGunsm.Varied ProgramsGunsm.VariedGunsm.Varied Programs(1:50) BonanzaBonanza GriffithVariedGriffithGriffith (USA)

M Burn NoticeBurn Notice ›› “Smart People” (2008) (CC) (DVS) NCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los Angeles

T Chrisley › “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry”Law & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order:

(1997) (S) ›› “Sliding Doors” (1998) (:15) “The Three Stooges”(:45) ›› “Snitch” (2013) (S) (CC) Silicon ›› “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” (2005) (S)

T “Deep Impact” (S) Face Off ››› “Red Eye” (2005) (S) “Dreamer: True Story”(:45) ››› “Moonrise Kingdom” (S) ›› “One Day” (2011) (S) Face Off2013 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction CeremonyReal

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TH “The Crash Reel” ›› “U-571” (2000) (S) (CC) Game ›› “Snitch” (2013) Dwayne Johnson. ›› “Where the Heart Is” (2000) (S) ›› “Mama” (2013) (S) (CC) (:15) ›› “Taken 2” (2012) (S) (CC) ›› “Snitch” (S)

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T Super(:20) ›› “Mortal Kombat”(:10) › “Idle Hands” (1999) (:45) ››› “Pitch Perfect” (2012) (S) (:40) “The Philly Kid” (2012) (:15) › “Big Momma’s House 2” (S) “I Still Know What You Did”(:45) “Beautiful Creatures”

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F Battle(:25) › “Up Close & Personal” (1996) REAL Sports › “Wing Commander” (S) (:15) “Phil Spector” (2013) Al Pacino. Doll & Doll & ›› “Chasing Mavericks” (2012) (S) REAL Sports“War of Worlds” (MAX)

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M “Captain Ron” (S) ›› “Daylight” (1996, Action) (S) (CC) “Lemony Snicket’s Series” › “Even Money” (2006) Kim Basinger. ›› “Notting Hill” (1999) Hugh Grant (:15) ›› “The Cowboy Way” (1994) (:15) “Alex Cross”

T (:05) “Shakespeare High” (S) › “Mr. Magoo” (1997) (S) ››› “JCVD” (2008) (CC) (:40) “The Killing Room” (S) (:15) ›› “Kinky Boots” (2005) (S) (:05) › “The Next Best Thing” (2000) “Pieces of April”“Other Shore”

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W “Best-Savannah”(:05) ›› “Joe the King” (1999) (CC) ›› “The Man Who Wasn’t There” (S) “Dead Man Running” (2009) (:35) ›› “The Muse” (1999) (:15) ›› “Scanners” (1981) (S) (CC) “Sellebrity” (2012) (S) (CC) Some

TH Grass“Allan Quatermain” (:15) › “Krippendorf’s Tribe” (1998) ››› “Junior” (1994) (S) (CC) ››› “Find Me Guilty” (2006) (S) (:05) ››› “October Sky” (1999) (S) ››› “Byzantium” (2012) (S) (CC)

F Danger(:45) ›› “The Producers” (2005) Nathan Lane. ›› “Kindergarten Cop” (1990) ››› “Out of Sight” (1998) (S) (CC) (:05) ››› “Nixon” (1995, Biography) Anthony Hopkins, Joan Allen. “Passing Strange” (TMC)

M “Twilight-Dawn” “Twilight Saga: Breaking 2” ›››› “The Sting” (1973) (:40) ››› “The Color of Money” (S) (:40) “Peter and Vandy” (S) “Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn”“Twilight Saga-2”

T Mad Hot(:45) ›› “The Hollywood Sign” (2001) ››› “Gosford Park” (2001) Eileen Atkins. (S) “Rock ’N’ Roll Exposed-Bob Gruen” ››› “The Ghost Writer” (2010) (S) (:10) ››› “50/50” (2011) (S) (CC) “Stage Beauty” (S)

W Après(:35) “Stranger in Town” (CC) (:10) ››› “Thunder Soul”(:35) ›› “Turner & Hooch”(:15) ›› “The Good Mother” (1988) ›› “Metro” (1997) Eddie Murphy. (S) ››› “Silver Linings Playbook” (S) (:05) “Prefontaine”

TH How Kill › “Hi-Life” (1998) (S) (CC) “Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn”“Twilight Saga: Breaking 2” “Twice Upon a Yesterday”(:35) ›› “Possession” (2002) (S) (CC) (:20) › “As Cool as I Am”“Twilight-Dawn”

F Terror ››› “Lorenzo’s Oil” (1992) (S) (CC) (:45) ›› “Man on a Ledge” (2012) (S) ›› “Peter and Vandy” (S) ›› “Step Up Revolution”(:40) ›› “StreetDance” (2010) (S) ›› “Man on a Ledge” (2012) (S) (CC) Aint

“Health Soup,” www.veria.com/shows/heath-soup

In the comedy-focused, quirky Web series, comedian David Price hits the streets of New York to quiz pedestrians on health and wellness, including striking unexpected yoga poses and playing healthy Pictionary. In “Wellness Virgin,” Price tries different fitness regimens; in “Need to Know” and “Well Aware,” lifestyle reporter Ereka Vetrini digs into the latest crazes; and in “United States of Yoga,” NFL yoga coach Gwen Lawrence looks into all types of yoga.

“The Straits,” www.hulu. com/the-straits

The Australian drama is based on an idea from actor Aaron Fa’aoso, who plays Noel Montebello, a member of a crime family that smuggles drugs into Australia and exotic wildlife out. When the leader of the family (Brian Cox) starts to plan his succession, it sets off a vicious power struggle. Also starring Rena Owen, Firass Dirani and Rachael Blake.

Kerry Vincent has a wonderful can-do spirit borne from her childhood in the wilds of Australia. When people are that self-reliant, little fazes them, and that’s the perfect attitude for righting failing businesses.

Vincent is the fixer on Food Network’s “Save My Bakery,” airing Wednesdays. She knows how wonderful a neighborhood bakery should be.

“For me, when you walk into a bakery, any bakery, there becomes a sense of atmosphere,” she says.

IN FOCUS

It goes beyond picking up a dozen rolls and a pie “but having an experience,” she says.

A thriving bakery needs to stay true to its roots while offering a new experience, she says.

“Everything is over the top, and people want instant gratification,” Vincent says.

“The mums of the world are happy to keep going there to get a loaf of bread and a couple of Danish and go home. At end of the day you have this Catch-22. They want to lean over the counters and have a chat with and know all about cousins and babies, and the new customers are coming in and taking photos on phone.”

“Mongrels,” www.hulu.com/ mongrels

The adult puppet comedy centers on five urban animals living together in the backyard of a pub on the Isle of Dogs in London. They are metrosexual fox Nelson, pretentious Afghan hound Destiny, neutered tomcat Marion, cynical pigeon Kali and neighborhood sociopath Vince.

Bakeries are often family affairs with everyone working hard. When people spend some 17 hours at the shop, they’re too tired to attend conventions and learn new ways, Vincent says.

Yet people tell Vincent they don’t understand why their bakeries are failing, especially if they have been making the same popular recipes for 100 years.

“Well actually they are not, because flour has changed, and sugar has changed,” she says.

At this writing, Vincent had visited seven bakeries in the Northeast. She had not yet told people their bakeries were beyond saving.

“But believe me, I am not afraid to say that,” Vincent says. “When you find people overextending themselves financially that they don’t ever understand maybe this isn’t the right thing for me to be doing, and dipping into savings that will make their old age miserable. I am not the old lady wandering in saying nasty things. I am the wake-up call, and sometimes I think if I don’t wake up them, they will have to close it themselves.”

BY JACQUELINE CUTLER

“Spy,” www.hulu.com/spy

The Britcom focuses on Tim (Darren Boyd), a single father trying to win back the his 9-yearold son’s respect and affection, who is accidentally recruited as a trainee spy for MI5. Under the tutelage of the Examiner, Tim learns the espionage game while dealing with his acidic exwife and her new boyfriend, his anti-social pal Chris, and fellow spy Caitlin.

SOLUTION client fill

•What did you have for dinner last night?

“A sandwich, actually, chicken and apple and walnuts and cranberries.”

•What is your next project?

“Focusing on the Oklahoma State Sugar Art Show, and more episodes with “Save My Bakery.” Once I get that under my belt, the Sugar Art Show that is 21 years in the making, and also about helping bakers and decorators to do better.”

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(:05) › “Hope Floats” (1998) Sandra Bullock. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

“All-Star Superman” (2011) ‘PG’ (SHOW) (5:15) › “Alex Cross” (2012) (CC) Shameless “Liver, I Hardly Know Her” House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) Shameless “Liver, I Hardly Know Her”

Inside Comedy Shaquille O’Neal Presents: All Star Comedy Jam - Live Inside Comedy ›› “Clockers” (1995, Drama) Harvey Keitel, John Turturro. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Sahara” (2005, Adventure) Matthew McConaughey. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:05) ››› “Jarhead” (2005, War) Jake Gyllenhaal. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) “Butcher Boys” (2013) Ali Faulkner. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:40) ›› “After Fall, Winter” (2011, Drama) Eric Schaeffer, Lizzie Brocheré. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(4:55) “Mad Hot Ballroom” (2005)

(:45) “Budz House” (2012) Wesley Jonathan. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ››› “Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events” (2004) ‘PG’ (TMC) “Twilight Saga: Breaking 2” ››› “Seven Psychopaths” (2012, Comedy) Colin Farrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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of the JewsSchama Story of the JewsSchama Frontline “TB Silent Killer” Families fight tuberculosis.

Housewives/Atl.Housewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/Atl.HappensHousewives/NYCHousewives/Atl.Housewives/NYCHappensReal HousewivesPaidPaidPaidPaidHousewives/Atl. (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportShark Tank (CC) Shark Tank (CC) The Profit Mad MoneyAmerican GreedThe Profit PaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperTo Be AnnouncedCNN SpecialE. B. OutFrontTo Be AnnouncedCNN SpecialForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicEarly StartNew Day (N) (COM) ColbertDailyKrollTosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0KrollDailyColbertAt MidTosh.0DailyColbertAt MidKrollSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkPaidPaidPaidPaid

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(FAM) › “Abduction” (2011) Taylor Lautner. Twisted (N) (CC) Pretty Little LiarsThe 700 Club (S) › “Abduction” (2011) Taylor Lautner. PaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerAmazing

(FNC) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC)

MomsKim of QueensKim of QueensPaidSleep!PaidPaidPaidPaid (NBCSN) NHL LiveNHL Hockey: Red Wings at Blue Jackets NHLRivalsNHL TopEnglish Premier League Soccer (S) Premier LeagueRivalsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPAINPaid (NICK) Sponge.Sam & Full H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFriendsFriends(:12) Friends (CC) Friends’70s’70sGeorge(:12) George LopezGeorgeGeorgeYesDearYesDearHang.Hang. (SPIKE) Ink Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) Ink Master (N) (S) TattooTattooTattooTattooInk Master (CC) TattooTattooTattooTattooPaidSexiestPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) Face Off Face Off Face Off (N) Jim Henson’sFace Off Jim Henson’s“Rise of the Gargoyles” (2009) (CC) “Reign of the Gargoyles” (2007) (CC) PaidPaidPAINPaid (TBN) PraisePottersBehindJ. MeyerPrinceS. FurPraise the Lord (CC) ClementBlessedACLJCrefloIsrael: A “The Apocalypse” (2002) God of Wonders Miracles AroundWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangCougar Town (N) Big BangConan (N) (CC) Pete Holmes Conan (CC) Pete Holmes › “Envy” (2004) Ben Stiller. A man becomes jealous of his wealthy friend. MarriedMarriedMarriedName Is Earl Engagement Name Is Earl (TCM) (3:00) ››› “Doctor Zhivago” Carson on TCM Carson on TCM Carson on TCM ››› “The Cross of Lorraine” (1944, War) (CC)

(:15) ›› “Black Hand” (1950) Gene Kelly, J. Carrol Naish, Teresa Celli. (CC)

››› “The Three Musketeers” (1948) Lana Turner, Gene Kelly. (CC) (DVS)

(:15) ›› “40 Carats” (1973, Comedy) Liv Ullmann, Edward Albert. (CC)

(:15) ›› “Crest of the Wave” (1954) Gene Kelly, John Justin, Bernard Lee. (TLC) Little PeopleLittle PeopleLittle PeopleThe Little CoupleLittle PeopleThe Little CoupleLittle PeopleLittle PeoplePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCakeCake (TNT) Castle (S) NBA Basketball: Thunder at Mavericks NBA Basketball: Knicks at Lakers Inside the NBA (N) The Mentalist (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Smallville “Arrow” Smallville (CC) (TOON) RegularJohnnyUncle AdvenKing/HillCleveAmer.Amer.Family Guy (CC)

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REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) (:45) ›› “Zero Effect” (1998, ComedyDrama) Bill Pullman. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) “Spawn” (MAX) (4:45) ›› “Beautiful Creatures” (S) (6:50) ››› “Ocean’s Twelve” (2004) George Clooney. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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“Criminal Desires” (2013) Erika Jordan. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:25) ›› “Rumble Fish” (1983) Matt Dillon. ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Life of Pi” (2012) (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (SHOW) “Other Shore: The Diana Nyad Story” ››› “The Impossible” (2012, Drama) Naomi Watts. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) House of Lies (S) Inside Comedy Shameless “Liver, I Hardly Know Her” Gigolos (CC) › “The Canyons” (2013) Lindsay Lohan. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ››› “Perfect Sense” (2011, Drama) Ewan McGregor. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Kindergarten Cop” (1990, Comedy) Arnold Schwarzenegger. ‘PG-13’ “Best of Savannah” (1993) ‘NR’ (TMC) (5:00) ››› “Stage Beauty” (S)

››› “Gosford Park” (2001) Eileen Atkins. A murder occurs at a hunting party in England. ‘R’ ››› “The Ghost Writer” (2010) Pierce Brosnan. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:40) › “Beautiful Creatures” (2000) Rachel Weisz. (:10) ››› “Killing Them Softly” (2012) Brad Pitt. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Four Rooms” (1995) Tim Roth. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ›› “Après Vous...” (2003) Daniel Auteuil. ‘R’ (CC)

Roy Scheider. Tourist town and police chief dread huge white shark at beach.

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UnfilteredOranguEden (BRAVO) Real HousewivesReal HousewivesFlipping Out (CC) (:01) Flipping OutHappens(:31) Flipping OutReal HousewivesHousewives/Atl.HappensMatchmakerPaidPaidPaidPaidDating Rituals (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportAmerican GreedAmer. GreedMoney Talks (N) Mad MoneyAmer. GreedAmer. GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperTo Be AnnouncedDeath Row StoriesE. B. OutFrontTo Be AnnouncedDeath Row StoriesForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicEarly StartNew Day (N) (COM) ColbertDailyWork.South PkSouth PkSouth PkWork.Broad DailyColbertAt MidWork.DailyColbertAt MidBroad ChapSunnySunnySunnyPaidPaidPaidPaid

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(FSN) Wild NHL Hockey: Canucks at Wild Wild WildBest Of Best Of World PokerNBA Basketball WolvesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

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(TBN) Graham ClassicBehindTurningPrinceBy FaithPraise the Lord (CC) GoodDupl’tisMarriageCrefloEasterPraise the Lord (CC) Israel: TimeWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangDeal With It Conan (N) (CC) Pete Holmes Conan (CC) Pete Holmes ›› “Eurotrip” (2004, Comedy) Scott Mechlowicz, Michelle Trachtenberg.

MarriedMarriedMarriedName Is Earl Engagement Name Is Earl (TCM) (5:15) ›› “Rhino!” (1964) ›› “Little Women” (1949, Drama) June Allyson, Peter Lawford. (CC) (DVS) (:15) ››› “Meet Me in St. Louis” (1944) Judy Garland, Margaret O’Brien. (CC) (DVS)

››› “Red Dust” (1932, Romance) Clark Gable. (CC) ›› “Men of Chance” (1932) (:15) ›› “The Royal Bed” (1931) Lowell Sherman. (:45) › “Runaway Bride” (1930) Mary Astor. › “Smart Woman” (1931) (TLC) The Little CoupleMy 600-Lb. Life (N) Hoard-BuriedGirl- Half- FaceHoard-BuriedGirl- Half- FaceMy 600-Lb. Life (S) The Little CouplePopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidLA Ink (S) (CC) (TNT) Castle (S) Castle (S) (:01) Castle (S) (:02) Castle (CC) (:03) Dallas (CC) (:03) The MentalistThe Mentalist (S) (:03) The Mentalist(:03) NUMB3RS (S) Law & Order (S) Smallville “Fallout” Smallville “Rage” (TOON) JohnnyTeenStevenRegularKing/HillCleveAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenBoonSquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenGhostSquidCleveKing/HillGumballGumball (TRAV) FoodFoodBizarre FoodsToy HntrBack. Extreme BunkersFood ParadiseToy HntrBack. Extreme BunkersFood ParadiseBizarre FoodsGrill-ProPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) TowTowTowTowTowTowTowSafeTowTowTowTowTowTowTowSafeTowTowFull ThrottleVegas PaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Andy Griffith Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Raymond Raymond Cleveland The Soul Man Cleveland The Soul Man King of Queens King of Queens Cleveland The Soul Man King of Queens (:38) The King of Queens “Van, Go” Cosby Show Cosby Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Happily Divorced Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “Damned If You Do” (S) Modern Family Modern Family Psych “The BreakUp” (CC) (DVS) (:07) Psych After Show (N) (CC) Modern Family Chrisley Knows (:08) Psych “The Break-Up” (12:08) Psych After Show (CC) (:07) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (:07) Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit SirensSirens (WGN-A) Funny VideosRulesRulesRulesRulesRulesRulesRulesRulesParksParksParks30 Rock30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidWGN Morning NewPaidJ. Meyer

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Girls (S) (CC) (:45) › “Wrath of the Titans” (2012) Sam Worthington. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “Everybody Wants to Be Italian” (2007) Jay Jablonski. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) ›› “The Backwoods” (2006) Gary Oldman. ‘R’ (CC) “The Crash Reel” (2013) ‘NR’ (CC) (MAX) “Original Gang.” (:45) ››› “Life of Pi” (2012, Adventure) Suraj Sharma, Irrfan Khan, Tabu. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

››› “The Conjuring” (2013, Horror) Vera Farmiga, Lili Taylor. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Zane’s Sex Lingerie (CC) (12:05) ›› “There’s Something About Mary” (1998) Cameron Diaz. ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) Sin City Diaries Feature 2: Inside Out A compilation of episodes. (CC)

›› “Talkin’ Dirty After Dark” (1991) (S) ‘R’ (CC) “New Year’s” (SHOW) (5:30) “Some Girl(s)” (2013) ‘NR’ Shameless “Liver, I Hardly Know Her” House of Lies (S) ››› “Quartet” (2012) Maggie Smith. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) ››› “The Master” (2012, Drama) Joaquin Phoenix, Philip Seymour Hoffman. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Aroused” (2013) Shaquille O’Neal Presents: All Star Comedy Jam (:15) Bill Bellamy’s Ladies Night Out Comedy Tour (S) (:45) “Grassroots” (2012) Jason Biggs. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:05) ›› “Prefontaine” (1997)

››› “Dazed and Confused” (1993, Drama) Jason London. ‘R’

››› “The Perks of Being a Wallflower” (2012) Logan Lerman. ‘PG-13’

››› “Silver Linings Playbook” (2012) Bradley Cooper. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “Almost Kings” (2010) Alex Frost. ‘NR’ (CC)

(:40) ››› “Elegy” (2008, Drama) Penélope Cruz, Ben Kingsley. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ››› “How to Kill Your Neighbor’s Dog” (2000)

MatchmakerActor’s StudioMatchmakerDating RitualsHappensMatchmakerDating RitualsHappensActor’s StudioMatchmakerPaidPaidPaidPaidActor’s Studio (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportAmerican GreedAmerican GreedAmerican GreedMad MoneyAmerican GreedAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperChicagolandChicagoland (N) Anderson CooperChicagolandChicagolandForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicEarly

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(SPIKE) (5:30) ›› “The Expendables” (2010) iMPACT Wrestling (N) (S) (CC) Ink Master (CC) ››› “Warrior” (2011, Action) Joel Edgerton, Tom Hardy. (S) Jail (S) PaidPaidPaidPAINPaidPaid (SYFY) “Pirates-Worlds” ›› “Alien vs. Predator” (2004) (CC) Jim Henson’s › “Skyline” (2010) Eric Balfour. (CC) ›› “Alien vs. Predator” (2004) (CC) › “American Warships” (2012) (CC) ZoneZonePaidPaid (TBN) GoodPottersBehindOsteenPrinceHillsongPraise the Lord (CC) Holy TurningPraiseCrefloBook- › “Revelation” (1999) Jeff Fahey. C.S. Lewis, NarniaBibleAcquireWom (TBS) NCAA Tip-Off 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) Inside Madness Conan (CC) Pete Holmes Conan (CC) Pete Holmes MarriedMarriedMarriedName Is Earl Engagement Name Is Earl (TCM) (5:45) ›› “Flight From Glory” (1937) ››› “Bus Stop” (1956) Marilyn Monroe, Don Murray, Arthur O’Connell. (CC)

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(SPIKE) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) AuctionAuctionCops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) AuctionAuction ›› “Out of Time” (2003) Denzel Washington. Jail (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) ›› “Underworld: Rise of the Lycans” ›› “30 Days of Night” (2007) Josh Hartnett. “30 Days of Night: Dark Days” (2010) “Cirque du Freak: Vampire’s” › “Dracula 2000” (2000, Horror) (CC) ZonePaidPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of PowerGraham ››› “Amazing Grace” (2006) 40 Years of God’s Miracles Miracles over the past 40 years. TBN Highlights (TBS) (5:00) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) Inside March Madness (N) Cougar Town (S) Deal With It

››› “I Love You, Man” (2009, Comedy) Paul Rudd, Jason Segel. MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:00) ››› “The Great Race” (1965)

›››› “His Girl Friday” (1940, Comedy) Cary Grant, Rosalind Russell. (CC)

›› “Shock Corridor” (1963, Drama) Peter Breck, Constance Towers. (CC)

››› “While the City Sleeps” (1956) Dana Andrews, Ida Lupino. (CC)

›› “Free Radicals: A History of Experimental Film” MeshesAfter Little Stabs Notes Circus Gang Boy Good Eating

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PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) “Miss Congeniality 2” ›› “The Heat” (2013, Comedy) Sandra Bullock. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Boxing Cedric Agnew vs. Sergey Kovalev. (N) (S Live) (CC)

24/7REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) (:45) ›› “The Heat” (2013, Comedy) Sandra Bullock. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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Amer. Reunion › “The Watch” (2012, Comedy) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ›› “One Day” (2011) (CC) (MAX) ›››› “The Godfather” (1972) Marlon Brando. A mafia patriarch tries to hold his empire together. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›››› “The Godfather, Part II” (1974) Al Pacino. Michael Corleone moves his father’s crime family to Las Vegas. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:25) ››› “The Godfather, Part III” (1990) Al Pacino. A dignified don joins his wild nephew in a Sicilian vendetta. ‘R’

(:20) Lingerie (S) (3:55) “The Presence” (2010) Mira Sorvino. ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Near Dark” (SHOW) ›› “The Longest Yard” (2005, Comedy) Adam Sandler. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Crash” (2004, Drama) Sandra Bullock, Don Cheadle. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“No Tell Motel” (2012, Horror) Angel McCord. ‘NR’ (CC)

Shameless “Liver, I Hardly Know Her” House of Lies (S) Inside Comedy ››› “Biutiful” (2010, Drama) Javier Bardem, Maricel Álvarez, Eduard Fernández. Premiere. ‘R’ Gigolos (CC)

›› “High Tension” (2003) Cécile de France. ‘R’ (CC) “No Tell Motel” (2012) Angel McCord. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “High Tension” (2003) Cécile de France. ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events” (2004) Jim Carrey.

››› “Seven Psychopaths” (2012, Comedy) Colin Farrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Conan the Destroyer” (1984) (S) ‘PG’ (CC) “Color”

››› “The Impossible” (2012) (TMC) (5:55) ›› “Sahara” (2005) Matthew McConaughey. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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