The Brainerd Dispatch TV Week May 4th 2014

TV Week TV Week

Mary Lynn Rajskub stars in “24: Live Another Day,” premiering Monday on Fox.

May 4 - 10, 2014

Bauer blitzes Blighty in ‘24: Live Another Day’

By Kate O’Hare © Zap2it

Sitting in the corner of a hotel bar in Pasadena, Calif., munching his way through a dish of nuts, Kiefer Sutherland recalls one of the stranger times he was recognized by a “24” fan.

“I was on a ski lift once,” he says, “and a CIA operative recognized me, which is amazing, because I had a hat on, goggles and a muffler, riding on a chairlift, swinging away.

“He says, ‘I like your show.’ I’m like, ‘How could you recognize me?’ He smiled and said, ‘Don’t tell anyone this, but I work for the CIA. I just got back from Afghanistan ... . The only bone I’ve got to pick with you is that my mother can’t figure out how you can get that much done in a day, and we can’t.’ ”

That operative may have some more explaining to do to when Sutherland’s character, former Counter Terrorist Unit operative Jack Bauer, tries to pull off another one-day miracle when, after four years off American television, he returns in the 12-episode event series “24: Live Another Day,” premiering Monday, May 5, on Fox.

Shot in London, the story finds Bauer attempting to prevent the assassination of U.S. President James Heller (William Devane), who previously appeared in the show as the secretary of defense. At Heller’s side is his daughter, Audrey (Kim Raver), Bauer’s former love, who suffered torture for him, and her husband (Tate Donovan), Heller’s chief of staff.

Hunting Bauer are Londonbased CIA agents played by Benjamin Bratt, Yvonne Strahovski and Gbenga Akinnagbe. Stephen Fry appears as the British prime minister.

“Jack’s been in hiding for four years in Eastern Europe,” says Sutherland, who was born in London and lived there until he was 3. “He’s living the hard life.

“Historically, we’ve always come into the season with Jack having some kind of hope, and it’s dashed, and he escalates in that direction. In this, we’re going to go from up here” — Sutherland raises his hand high above the glass-topped table in front of him — “where he’s the

angriest and meanest he’s ever been.”

Says executive producer Howard Gordon, “We’re continuing the story of the way we prosecuted the war, both good and bad. ... This is about blowback, in a sense. But the most important thing it’s about is bringing Jack back in a way that’s consistent with where he’s been and taking him hopefully to the next place in his long and difficult life.”

President Heller is in the British capital to negotiate a treaty dealing with military drones, but there’s a plot afoot to take him out. At the heart of it is British national Margot Al-Harazi (Michelle Fairley, “Game of Thrones”), the widow of a notorious terrorist, and her indoctrinated daughter, Simone (Emily Berrington).

Along the way, Bauer must turn again for help to former CTU tech expert Chloe O’Brian (Mary Lynn Rajskub), who suffered devastating personal losses and has turned into a punked-out anti-government hacker working for a WikiLeakstype organization headed by Adrian Cross (Michael Wincott).

If all of this sounds very au courant, that’s business as usual for “24.”

Since its premiere in the wake of the 9/11 attacks — on the day of which the show was already six or seven episodes into production — “24” rolled out its eight seasons of 24-episode days in a kind of limbo, living in the past, present and future all at once.

Despite being conceived months in advance and written and shot weeks in advance, many episodes seemed to resonate in the day they aired, or the few days before, or the few days after, presaging or echoing world events with a sometimes eerie synchronicity.

“What’s so interesting,” says Sutherland, “Howard calls me to talk about doing it, and there was a Julian Assange-type character in the piece. But Julian Assange has been very quiet for the last two years, relatively.

“And, literally, Edward Snowden pops up and is what he is, and part of me was like, ‘Couldn’t he have waited three months? Because then we

would have been just ahead.’ That’s a joke, obviously.”

When Season 8 ended in the spring of 2010, Jack was a fugitive from both the U.S. government and the Russians. But Jack being Jack, when an opportunity presents itself to save the day, he can’t quite say no.

And, in the end, neither can Chloe, despite her anger and bitterness.

“When they first encounter each other,” says Rajskub, calling in from London, “it is not good, which I’m predicting people are going to love and hate at the same time. They are not seeing eye to eye.

“For me, it took my character going through this horrible personal experience in order to lash out at him. ... When he finds me, it’s really exciting. Of course, there’s no time to discuss personal things, and I reluctantly wind up helping him again.”

Kiefer Sutherland stars in “24: Live Another Day,” premiering Monday on Fox.

ACROSS

1. Actress on “NCIS: Los Angeles” (2)

8. Tender to the touch

9. Nabisco snack

10. Chris Harrison’s reality series (2)

14. __ and groan; complain

15. “Much __ About Nothing”

16. Major’s superior: abbr.

17. Francis or Murray

18. “__ Na Na” (1977-81)

19. Role on “Touched by an Angel”

20. __ up; misbehaves

24. Hot tub

27. Word to a pest

28. Suffix for critic or journal

29. Farewell

32. Dawber and Shriver

33. Series for Margulies (3)

36. Once more

6. Carter’s namesakes

7. “__ Fairy”; 2010 movie for Julie Andrews

8. Actress Sharon

11. Initials for the star of “M*A*S*H”

12. AB followers

13. TV brand

14. Floor pad

20. Have ambitions

21. Rubs enough to make sore

22. Actress Marisa __

23. Brillo rival

24. “__ Down, Shut Up”; 2009 cartoon series

25. Word of contempt

26. “... __ __ say to you, as long as you did it to one of these ...” (Mt. 25:40)

29. “The Golden __”; 2000 film for Uma Thurman

30. Greeting from Stallone

31. Ralph Kramden’s neighbor

34. Become firm

35. Moist

37. “Able was I __ __ ...”

38. “Blue Bloods” actor (2)

1. Lindsay and her parents

2. Dunne and Ryan

3. Henry Fonda’s state of birth: abbr.

4. Hostess snack (2)

5. Suffix for cult or sculpt

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PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

ACTION SPORTS

Friday 11:00 p.m. (MSC) Hard Charge

The top female qualifiers will have to overcome more than course obstacles if they want to walk away as CHARGE champion.

ANTHOLOGY

Saturday

10:30 a.m. ) Sports Stars of Tomorrow Profiles of the top rookie, college and highschool talent in sports; current athletes share their experiences, advice and personal impressions of the road to stardom.

4:30 a.m. = Whacked Out Sports

AUTO RACING

Sunday

11:30 a.m. ) / NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Aaron’s 499. From Talladega Superspeedway in Talladega, Ala. (Live) (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Lucas Oil Series. From Baytown, Texas. (Taped)

Monday

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR

Now

Tuesday

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR

Now

Wednesday

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR

Now

Friday

9:30 p.m. (MSC) 3 Wide Life

The top NASCAR teams and drivers.

2:30 a.m. (MSC) 3 Wide Life

The top NASCAR teams and drivers.

Saturday

2:30 p.m. % IndyCar Racing Grand Prix of Indianapolis.

From Indianapolis Motor Speedway. (Live)

6:00 p.m. ) / NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup. From Kansas Speedway in Kansas City, Kan. (Live)

BASEBALL

Sunday

12:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

1:00 p.m. (MSC) Baltimore Orioles at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight: Sunday Night Countdown (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) St. Louis Cardinals at Chicago Cubs.

From Wrigley Field in Chicago.

(Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Baltimore Orioles at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.

2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) St. Louis Cardinals at Chicago Cubs.

From Wrigley Field in Chicago. (Same-day Tape)

Monday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Baltimore Orioles at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Baltimore Orioles at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.

(Live)

(MSC) Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians. From Progressive Field in Cleveland.

(Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

(MSC) Twins Live (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Twins at Cleveland Indians.

From Progressive Field in Cleveland.

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.

(MSC) Twins Live Tuesday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Twins at Cleveland Indians.

From Progressive Field in Cleveland.

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians.

From Progressive Field in Cleveland.

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians.

From Progressive Field in Cleveland. (Live)

6:30 p.m. (WGN-A) Lead-Off Man

7:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Chicago White Sox at Chicago Cubs.

From Wrigley Field in Chicago. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live) (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Twins at Cleveland Indians.

From Progressive Field in Cleveland.

2:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live Wednesday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Twins at Cleveland Indians.

From Progressive Field in Cleveland.

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Twins at Cleveland Indians.

From Progressive Field in Cleveland.

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Twins at Cleveland Indians.

From Progressive Field in Cleveland. (Live)

6:30 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Twins at Cleveland Indians.

From Progressive Field in Cleveland.

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (MSC) Twins Live Thursday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

8:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Twins at Cleveland Indians.

From Progressive Field in Cleveland.

10:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Twins at Cleveland Indians.

From Progressive Field in Cleveland. (Live)

2:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (WGN-A) Lead-Off Man

Comerica Park in Detroit.

(TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)

(Live)

9:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians.

From Progressive Field in Cleveland.

(WGN-A) Chicago Cubs at Chicago White Sox. From U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago.

(Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians.

From Progressive Field in Cleveland.

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live)

2:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live Friday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians.

From Progressive Field in Cleveland.

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Twins at Cleveland Indians.

From Progressive Field in Cleveland.

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Twins at Detroit Tigers. From

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Auburn at Kentucky. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. From Comerica Park in Detroit.

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live)

2:00 a.m. (MSC) Oklahoma at Texas Christian. BASKETBALL

Sunday

11:30 a.m. % NBA Countdown (Live)

12:00 p.m. % First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

2:30 p.m. % First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape)

2:30 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape)

Monday

7:00 p.m. (TNT) Teams TBA. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (TNT) Teams TBA. (Live) 12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

weights. Arreola takes on Stiverne, 12 rounds, for the vacant WBC Heavyweight Championship. From Los Angeles. (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Golden Boy Live: Fidel Maldonado Jr. vs. John Nater. From San Antonio.

10:45 p.m. (SHOW) All Access

FOOTBALL

Sunday

7:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Sport Science Combine Special

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.

4:00 p.m. (ESPN) 2014 Draft Academy Spotlighting the top NFL Draft prospects.

5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Draft Academy Spotlighting the top NFL Draft prospects.

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Arena Football Spokane Shock at Los Angeles Kiss. From the Honda Center in Anaheim, Calif. (Live)

Monday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) The Panel

1:00 p.m. (ESPN) Sportscenter Special: On the Clock (Live)

(ESPN) Teams TBA.

p.m. % NBA Countdown

p.m. % Playoffs, Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA.

p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.

p.m. % NBA Postgame Studio (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape)

BILLIARDS

Sunday

12:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Billiards From Springfield, Mass.

1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Billiards From Springfield, Mass.

2:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Billiards From Springfield, Mass.

BOXING

Monday

2:00 p.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley A recap of the Bradley vs. Pacquaio fight; fight week in Las Vegas; Dan Rafael; Max Kellerman.

7:00 p.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley A recap of the Bradley vs. Pacquaio fight; fight week in Las Vegas; Dan Rafael; Max Kellerman.

Friday

12:00 p.m. (HBO) Road to Marquez/Alvarado Juan Manuel Marquez and Mike Alvarado train for their bout.

Saturday

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Chris Arreola vs. Bermane Stiverne, Heavy-

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live (Live) (MSC) Vikings Huddle A community and family-oriented show hosted by the Voice of the Vikings, Paul Allen.

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Training Day 365

7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Sportscenter Special: On the Clock (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Draft Academy Spotlighting the top NFL Draft prospects.

Tuesday

8:00 a.m. (MSC) The Panel

8:30 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.

1:00 p.m. (ESPN) Sportscenter Special: On the Clock (Live)

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Sportscenter Special: On the Clock (Live) (ESPN2) 2014 Draft Academy Spotlighting the top NFL Draft prospects.

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) 2014 Draft Academy Spotlighting the top NFL Draft prospects.

2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

Wednesday

1:00 p.m. (ESPN) Sportscenter Special: On the Clock (Live)

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live (Live)

PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Sportscenter Special: On the Clock (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Draft Academy Spotlighting the top NFL Draft prospects.

9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Draft Academy Spotlighting the top NFL Draft prospects.

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.

Thursday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.

1:00 p.m. (ESPN) Sportscenter

Special: On the Clock (Live)

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College

Football Live (Live) (MSC) Vikings Huddle A community and family-oriented show hosted by the Voice of the Vikings, Paul Allen.

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.

5:00 p.m. (ESPN) Sportscenter

Special: On the Clock (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) 2014 NFL

Draft From Radio City Music Hall in New York. (Live)

Friday

1:00 p.m. (ESPN) Sportscenter

Special: On the Clock (Live)

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College

Football Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) 2014 NFL

Draft From Radio City Music Hall in New York. (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 NFL

Draft From Radio City Music Hall in New York. (Live)

Saturday

8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Draft Academy Spotlighting the top NFL Draft prospects.

9:00 a.m. (ESPN) Sportscenter

Special: On the Clock (Live)

11:00 a.m. (ESPN) 2014 NFL

Draft From Radio City Music Hall in New York. (Live)

GOLF

Sunday

9:30 a.m. (MSC) Playing

Through With John Weisbarth Surprising golfers by whisking them away and treating them to a round of golf as well as a chance to win prizes.

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Wells Fargo Championship, Final Round. Phil Mickelson, Rory McIlroy, Justin Rose, Rickie Fowler, Dustin Johnson and Lee Westwood are expected to

compete. From Charlotte, N.C. (Live)

1:00 p.m. _ PGA Tour 2014: Imprints

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

2:00 p.m. _ Wells Fargo Championship, Final Round. From the Quail Hollow Club in Charlotte, N.C. (Live) (GOLF) North Texas Shootout, Final Round. From Irving, Texas. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Insperity Invitational, Final Round. From The Woodlands, Texas. (Same-day Tape)

8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Wells Fargo Championship, Final Round. Phil Mickelson, Rory McIlroy, Justin Rose, Rickie Fowler, Dustin Johnson and Lee Westwood are expected to compete. From Charlotte, N.C.

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Insperity Invitational, Final Round. From The Woodlands, Texas.

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Monday

10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Insperity Invitational, Second Round. From The Woodlands, Texas.

12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Wells Fargo Championship, Final Round. Phil Mickelson, Rory McIlroy, Justin Rose, Rickie Fowler, Dustin Johnson and Lee Westwood are expected to compete. From Charlotte, N.C.

3:00 p.m. (MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth Surprising golfers by whisking them away and treating them to a round of golf as well as a chance to win prizes.

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

barth Surprising golfers by whisking them away and treating them to a round of golf as well as a chance to win prizes.

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From

12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From

2:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From

2:30 a.m. (MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth Surprising golfers by whisking them away and treating them to a round of golf as well as a chance to win prizes.

4:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From Wednesday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth Surprising golfers by whisking them away and treating them to a round of golf as well as a chance to win prizes.

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From (Live)

The

From Tournament Players Club at Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla. (Live) 6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From

From

p.m. (MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth Surprising golfers by whisking them away and treating them to a round of golf as well as a chance to win prizes.

Sunday

2:00 p.m. + Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

Sunday 9:00 p.m. (MSC) The Best of Pride

Tuesday

5:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider Behind-the-scenes of the Ultimate Fighting Championship.

Friday 8:00 p.m. (SPIKE) Bellator MMA Live The world’s top fighters take part in this tournament. (Live)

MOTORCYCLE RACING

Sunday

11:00 a.m. _ 2014 Supercross Season in Review

OUTDOORS

Sunday 7:30 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads

(MSC) Jason Mitch-

Saturday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) We Love It!

Outdoors

8:00 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads

9:00 a.m. (MSC) John Gillespie’s Water & Woods A tour of Wisconsin’s best fishing spots.

9:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors Helping people enjoy the outdoors.

10:30 a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Angling Edge Float fishing for prespawn crappies; springfling fishing for smallmouth bass.

6:30 p.m. + Minnesota Bound

RODEO

Sunday

12:00 p.m. _ Bull Riding PBR Built Ford Tough Rumble in the Rockies. From Colorado Springs, Colo. (Taped)

SOCCER

Sunday

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.

Monday

4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.

Tuesday 4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.

Wednesday

4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.

Friday

10:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Magazine All the latest news from Europe’s premier club competition.

SOFTBALL

Sunday

12:00 p.m. (ESPN) Florida at Arkansas. (Live)

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) Stanford at UCLA. (Live)

Saturday

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth Surprising golfers by whisking them away and treating them to a round of golf as well as a chance to win prizes.

2:00 p.m. (MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth Surprising golfers by whisking them away and treating them to a round of golf as well as a chance to win prizes.

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Players Highlights Tiger Woods.

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) European Tour Weekly Highlights and previews of the European Golf Tour.

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From (Live)

8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From 10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From

12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From

2:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From

3:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From

Players Club at Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From (Live)

8:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Players Championship, Second Round. From Tournament Players Club at Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla.

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From 1:00

(GOLF) Live From 3:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From Saturday

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From (Live)

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) The Players Championship, Third Round. From Tournament Players Club at Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla. (Live)

1:00 p.m. + The Players Championship, Third Round. From Tournament Players Club at Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla. (Live) (GOLF) The Players Championship, Spotlight Coverage.

a.m. (MSC) We Love It!

Outdoors

11:00 a.m. (MSC) We Love It!

Outdoors

2:00 p.m. (MSC) We Love It!

Outdoors Wednesday

8:30 a.m. (MSC) We Love It!

Outdoors Thursday

2:30 p.m. (MSC) Destination Polaris

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Back Roads

Friday

8:30 a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Angling Edge Jigging tactics for summer whitefish; giant Hawk Lake walleyes in Northwest Ontario.

11:00 a.m. (MSC) John Gillespie’s Water & Woods A tour of Wisconsin’s best fishing spots.

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors

2:30 p.m. (MSC) Back Roads

1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ACC Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From College Park, Md. (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) SEC Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Columbia, S.C. (Live)

TENNIS

Sunday

4:30 p.m. (MSC) PowerShares Series: Salt Lake City. Sampras, McEnroe, Courier and Blake. From Salt Lake City.

3:00 a.m. (MSC) PowerShares Series: Salt Lake City. Sampras, McEnroe, Courier and Blake. From Salt Lake City.

WINTER SPORTS

Sunday 10:00 p.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.

Thursday

3:00 p.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.

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(5:59) Mad Men (CC) (6:58) Mad Men Don takes a trip.

“Behind Enemy Lines” (2001,

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(FX) Ellen (S) ›› “Green Lantern” (2011) Ryan Reynolds. ››› “The Incredible Hulk” (2008) Liv Tyler › “Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance” ››› “Captain America: The First Avenger” ››› “Spider-Man 2” (2004, Action) (GOLF) (5:30) European PGA Tour Golf The Championship, Final Round. From South Korea. (N Same-day Tape) Morning Drive (N) (Live) Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, Final Round. Golf Central LPGA Tour Golf North Texas Shootout, Final Round. From Irving, Texas. (N) (Live) Golf Central (N) (Live)

(HGTV) Buying and SellingBuying and SellingBuying and SellingBuying and SellingProperty BrothersLove It or List ItPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyHuntersHunt Intl (HIST) Modern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern Marvels101 Weapons that Changed the WorldThe Epic History of Everyday ThingsCnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. (LIFE) In Touch AmazingJereOsteenPaidCeleb.-SwapTrue Tori (CC) True Tori (CC) ››› “Taken in Broad Daylight” (CC) “The Nightmare Nanny” (2013) (CC) “The Husband She Met Online” (2013) (NBCSN) Match of the DayPremierEnglish Premier League SoccerPremierEnglish Premier League SoccerGoal Match of the DayPremier League SoccerMLS Soccer: Crew at Sporting NHL Live (NICK) FanboyT.U.F.F.PowerSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.TurtlesTurtlesParentsParentsSam & Sam & ThunderHauntedSanjayBreadSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.BreadThunder (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidOff RoadEngineTruckMuscleBar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) (SYFY) PaidPaidPaidPaid ›› “Haunted High” (2012, Horror) ›› “My Bloody Valentine” (2009) ›› “Jeepers Creepers” (2001) ›› “Jeepers Creepers 2” (2003) ›› “Final Destination 2” (2003) (TBN) PurvisUrbanPassionTouchFranklinTurningWalkWinningPrinceRedeemHarvestIn TouchPowerWrittenConleyTimeChristDupl’tisJ. HageeMarriageMiracleG. JakesJ. Meyer (TBS) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedFriends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) ›› “Observe and Report” (2009, Comedy) Seth Rogen. (:45) ›› “Scary Movie 4” (2006, Comedy) Anna Faris, Craig Bierko.

› “Not Another Teen Movie” (2001) Chyler Leigh. (:15) ›› “Eurotrip” (2004) Scott Mechlowicz, Michelle Trachtenberg. ›› “Zoolander” (2001) Ben Stiller. (TCM) (5:00) “Adventures of Don Juan” (CC)

›››› “Queen Christina” (1933, Romance) Greta Garbo, John Gilbert. (CC)

›› “An Ideal Husband” (1948) Paulette Goddard, Michael Wilding. (CC)

››› “Ball of Fire” (1941, Comedy) Gary Cooper, Barbara Stanwyck. (CC)

›› “A Millionaire for Christy” (1951, Comedy) (CC) (:45) ››› “Love in the Afternoon” (1957) Audrey Hepburn, Gary Cooper. (CC)

››› “Wait Until Dark” (1967) (CC) (TLC) Paid Program (S) (CC) PaidThe Big DayThe Big DayThe Big DayThe Big DayHard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidenceMarryMarryMarryMarryMarryMarry (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) ››› “Total Recall” (1990) (CC) ››› “Inception” (2010) (CC) (TOON) TenkaiTenkaiPoké“Scooby-Doo! Stage Fright” (2013) TeenTeenRegularRegularRegularStevenStevenUncle Uncle AdvenAdvenAdvenAdven › “The Smurfs” (2011) Hank Azaria. (TRAV) When VacationsOff Limits (CC) Mysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumSecrets- Lege.Bizarre FoodsAndrew Zimmern’sTop 10 ResortsMexico BeachesFood ParadiseBikinis-Board.Grills Gone Wilder (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidWorld RecordsWorld RecordsTowTowtruTV Top FunniestMost ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest... (TVLAND) 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company Cleveland Cleveland 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle (USA) Paid Program JeremiahPastor Chris Joel Osteen SirensSirensLaw & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit NCIS: Los Angeles “Sacrifice” (S) NCIS: Los Angeles “Greed” (S) (WGN-A) SearchFactsDavidTom’rowHeat of the NightHeat of the NightBroken Trail (CC) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosFunny Videos

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(HBO) (5:30) “Josie and the Pussycats” (:15) ›› “Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls” (1995) Jim Carrey. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “Armageddon” (1998) Bruce Willis. A hero tries to save Earth from an asteroid. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Last Week Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) All About Ann: Governor Richards ›› “Journey 2: The Mysterious Island” (2012) (S) ‘PG’

(:15) › “Big Momma’s House 2” (2006) Martin Lawrence. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (MAX) (5:05) “Spawn” (:45) › “Dream House” (2011, Suspense) Daniel Craig. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:20) ›› “Epic” (2013) Voices of Colin Farrell. ‘PG’

(:05) ›› “Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous” (2005) Sandra Bullock. ›› “Road Trip” (2000) Seann William Scott. ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) › “Vehicle 19” (2013) Paul Walker. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

MAD DOG: Inside the Secret World of Muammar Gaddafi (:15)

(:05) ››› “War of the Worlds” (2005) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “Snitch” (2013) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:45) ››› “The Perks of Being a Wallflower” (2012) ›› “When a Man Loves a Woman” (1994, Drama) Andy Garcia. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Gone” (2012) Amanda Seyfried. (S) ‘PG-13’ (:10) › “Boat Trip” (2003) Cuba Gooding Jr. ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Judge Dredd” (1995, Action) Sylvester Stallone. ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Rescue Dawn” (2006, War) Christian Bale. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (5:30)

“Crooklyn” (1994) Alfre Woodard. Family deals with life in 1970s Brooklyn. ›› “Beaches” (1988, Drama) Bette Midler. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “The Three Musketeers” (2011) Matthew MacFadyen. (S) ‘PG-13’

“Meeting Evil” (2011) Samuel L. Jackson. ‘R’ (CC)

“Crooklyn” (1994) Alfre Woodard. Family deals with life in 1970s Brooklyn. ›› “The Yards” (2000) ‘R’ (CC)

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Masterpiece Classic (S) (CC) The Bletchley Circle (Season Finale) Minnesota Independent Lens Chinese artist and activist Ai Weiwei.

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(NICK) Sam & Sam & ››› “Charlotte’s Web” (2006) (CC) Full H’seFull H’seFriendsFriends(:12) Friends (CC) Friends’70s’70sGeorge(:12) George LopezGeorgeGeorgeYesDearYesDearHang.Hang.

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(SYFY) ›› “The Uninvited” (2009, Horror) ›› “Underworld: Evolution” (2006) “30 Days of Night: Dark Days” (2010) ›› “Night of the Demons” (2009) ›› “Chain Letter” (2010) Nikki Reed. ZoneZonePaidPaid (TBN) Lead BlessedOsteenKerryCopeCrefloSt. Paul of Tarsus Praise theGod’s Outlaw: William Tyndale ›› “The Wager” (2007) RubyWorshipWom (TBS) (5:00) ›› “Zoolander” (2001)

››› “The Hangover” (2009) Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms. (DVS) (:15) ››› “The Hangover” (2009, Comedy) Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms. (DVS) ›› “Zoolander” (2001, Comedy) Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Will Ferrell. ›› “Eurotrip” (2004, Comedy) Scott Mechlowicz, Michelle Trachtenberg. MarriedMarriedMarriedEngagement Name Is Earl (TCM) (5:00) ››› “Wait Until Dark” ››› “With a Song in My Heart” (1952) Susan Hayward. Premiere. (:15) ››› “A Kiss Before Dying” (1956, Suspense) Robert Wagner. (CC) ››› “Sparrows” (1926, Suspense) Mary Pickford, Gustav von Seyffertitz. ››› “Intimate Lighting” (1965) Vera Kresadlová, Zdenek Bezusek. Premiere.

››› “The Shop on Main Street” (1965) Josef Kroner, Ida Kaminska. (:15) ›› “U.F.O.” (1956) (TLC) MarryMarryMediumMediumIsland MediumMy Five Wives (N) Island MediumMy Five Wives (S) MediumMediumMarryMarryPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCakeCake (TNT) (4:00) “Inception” ››› “The Town” (2010) Ben Affleck. (:32) ››› “The Town” (2010) Ben Affleck. (12:04) ››› “Inception” (2010) Leonardo DiCaprio. (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Smallville “Hex” (TOON) ClarenceTom/VentureChickenRickBurgersBurgersFam GuyFam GuyChickenRickChina, ILMetalBurgersFam GuyFam GuyChickenRickChina, ILMetalRickBurgersGumballGumball (TRAV) Trip Flip (CC) Mysteries-MuseumSecrets- Lege.Secrets- Lege.Mysteries-MuseumSecrets- Lege.Secrets- Lege.Mysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumPaidPaidPaidPaidGrill-ProPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Cleveland The Soul Man King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Curb Enthusiasm Curb Enthusiasm Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS: Los Angeles “Exit Strategy” (S) NCIS: Los Angeles “Patriot Acts” (S)

NCIS: Los Angeles “Sans Voir”

NCIS: Los Angeles “Sans Voir” NCIS: Los Angeles “The Fifth Man” NCIS: Los Angeles “History” (S)

››› “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” (1989, Adventure) Harrison Ford, Sean Connery, Denholm Elliott. (CC)

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Burn Notice “Desperate Measures” (WGN-A) Videos ››› “Kill Bill: Vol. 1” (2003) Uma Thurman. Salem “In Vain” Salem “In Vain” Salem “In Vain” Salem “In Vain” Bones (S) (CC) ›› “The Haunted Mansion” (2003) WGN Morning NewPaidJ. Meyer

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›› “We’re the Millers” (2013, Comedy) Jennifer Aniston. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Game of Thrones (N) (S) (CC)

Silicon Valley Veep (N) (CC) Last Week Game of Thrones (S) (CC) Veep (S) (CC)

Silicon Valley Last Week Game of Thrones (S) (CC)

Silicon Valley Veep (S) (CC) › “Universal Soldier: The Return” (1999) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:25) McEnroe/ Borg: Fire & Ice Josh Groban (MAX) (5:05) ›› “Snitch” (2013) (S)

››› “Magic Mike” (2012, ComedyDrama) Channing Tatum. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “2 Guns” (2013, Action) Denzel Washington, Paula Patton. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Life on Top (S) Chemistry (S) (11:50) › “Vehicle 19” (2013) Paul Walker. ‘R’ (CC) (:20) ›› “Next of Kin” (1989) Patrick Swayze. (S) ‘R’

Femme Fatales (:45) ›› “Outbreak” (1995) Dustin Hoffman. Army doctor fights spread of deadly virus. ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) Years of Living Dangerously (CC) Californication Nurse Jackie Nurse Jackie Californication Years of Living Dangerously (N) Nurse Jackie Californication Years of Living Dangerously (CC) Nurse Jackie Californication Nurse Jackie Californication Years of Living Dangerously (CC)

›› “Bad News Bears” (2005, Comedy) Billy Bob Thornton. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “The Three Musketeers” (2011) Matthew MacFadyen. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Paris Is Burning” (1990) André Christian. ‘R’

›› “Color of Night” (1994, Suspense) Bruce Willis. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Rescue Dawn” (2006, War) Christian Bale. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:35) “Sushi Girl” (2012) Tony Todd. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “The Country Bears” (2002) (S) ‘G’ (CC) “Woman Black”

(:05) ››› “Dead Poets Society” (S) (TMC) (5:00) ›› “The Yards” (2000) ‘R’

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KVRR PaidBusiMotherMotherPaidRayKatie MiddleMiddlePaidTwo People’s CourtJudgeJudgeDivorceDivorcePeople’s CourtFamFamMillion.Mod

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WFTC PaidPaidCopeWomOn the FlyWendy WilliamsTrisha GoddardDivorceDivorceJudgeJudgeDivorceDivorceJudgeJudgeCops Cops 30 Rock30

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T Dogs 101 Animal CopsAnimal Animal Pit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParolePit Boss Swamp WarsGator Boys

W Animal Cops TH Pit-ParoleesPit-Parolees Gator Boys

F Dirty JobsDirty JobsDirty JobsDirty JobsDirty JobsDirty JobsDirty Jobs

M PaidPaidPaidPaidDailyColbertHalf 30 RockSunnySouth Pk(10:54) › “Your Highness” (2011) (CC) “National-European” KeyKeyFturamaFturamaSouth PkTosh.0

T ComedyCommun “Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult”Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0

(BRAVO) Tabatha Tk-OvrTabatha Tk-OvrHousewives/OCHousewives/OCHousewives/OCMillion Dollar List.Million Dollar List.Million Dollar List.Varied Programs (CNBC) (5:00) Squawk Box Squawk on the Street Fast MoneyPower LunchStreet SignsClosing Bell Fast MoneyMad Money (CNN) (5:00) New Day CNN Newsroom At This HourLegal ViewWolf CNN Newsroom Jake TapperThe Situation RoomCrossfire (COM)

W (10:54) ›› “Drillbit Taylor” (2008) South PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth Pk

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F (10:54) ›› “MacGruber” (2010) (CC) Work.Work. (DISC) PaidRobisonJ. MeyerPaidAlmost, AwayDisappearedWicked AttractionSins & SecretsVaried Programs (DISN) Ella the MickeyPiratesMickeyWil. Doc SofiaMickeyDoc MickeyMickeyLittleLittleOctoVaried Programs

M KardasKardasKardasKardasKardashianKardashianFashion PoliceE! News

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The Life and Death of Anna Nicole: An E! News Special

TH MiamiMiami ›› “Dinner for Schmucks” (2010) Steve Carell. Giuliana & Bill Sex-CitySex-CitySex-CitySex-CitySex-CitySex-City

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M SportCtrSportsCenter SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterOn the ClockNFL InsidersNFL Live AroundPardonSportsCenter

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M (5:00) Mike & Mike First Take Numbers NeverFirst Take SportsCenterSportsNationQuestionOutsideFootballESPN AroundPardon

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M ChapletRosaryDaily MassJesus Living in MaryPope Women RosaryDaily MassThe Best ofReliSaintChapletRosaryTruthWith JeJohnBkmrkEWTN News

T Life on the RockMother Angelica Threshold of Hope The Friar5th ChoicesNewsFoot

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F World Over LiveCatholic Catholic The Journey HomeDivine Mercy Holy TruthCrossCat ChatFind (FAM) ’70s’70s’70s’70sStanding700 ClubThe 700 ClubGilmore Girls8 Rules8 RulesRebaRebaRebaRebaBoy...Boy...Boy...Boy...MiddleMiddleMiddleMiddle (FNC) (5:00) FOX and Friends America’s Newsroom Happening NowOutnumberedHappening NowThe Real StoryShepard SmithNeil CavutoThe Five Special Report

M PaidPaidThe Twins Kayak WorldsMLB Baseball: Orioles at TwinsPolarisDumbestMLB Baseball: Orioles at TwinsFamePolarisPlayingGolf LifeVikings VikingsTraining Twins

T Worx We Love The VikingsMLB Baseball: Twins at IndiansWe Love Due MLB Baseball: Twins at IndiansWe Love Due West-CustomsWorld PokerUFC

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M › “Down to Earth” (2001) Chris Rock. › “The Bachelor” (1999) ›› “White Chicks” (2004) Shawn Wayans. › “The Benchwarmers” (2006) MotherMotherTwo Two ›› “Pineapple Express”

T Ellen › “The Benchwarmers” (2006) ›› “White Chicks” (2004) Shawn Wayans. Two Two ›› “Pineapple Express” (2008) Seth Rogen. Saint Mother Two “Horrible Bosses”

W ›› “Twin Dragons” (1991, Comedy) ›› “An Unfinished Life” (2005) ›› “Stop-Loss” (2008, Drama) Ryan Phillippe. › “12 Rounds” (2009) John Cena, Aidan Gillen. AngerTwo ›› “Just Go With It”

TH EllenBuffy, Slayer › “12 Rounds” (2009) John Cena, Aidan Gillen. Two Two ›› “Just Go With It” (2011) Adam Sandler. MotherMotherTwo Two ›› “The Vow” (2012, Romance) Proposal

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W House H.BillionBuying and SellingBuying and SellingBuying and SellingBuying and Selling Property BrothersProperty BrothersProperty BrothersProperty BrothersProperty BrothersProperty Brothers

F ›› “Mona Lisa Smile” (2003) Julia Roberts. ›› “Hereafter” (2010) Matt Damon, Cécile de France. ›› “Everybody’s Fine” (2009) ›› “Death at a Funeral” (2010) Two Two MotherMother (GOLF) Morning Drive Live From Varied Programs (HGTV)

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TH Wife Swap

F True Tori True Tori True Tori

M NHL Hockey The Dan Patrick Show SportsPremierPremier LeaguePremier LeagueEnglish Premier League SoccerGoal Pro TalkNASCARNHL Live

T B. DanceBiteFishingPremierEnglish Premier League SoccerPrem Goal Zone

(NBCSN)

W ExtremeExtreme English Premier League Soccer

TH BassOutdoorSeasonsLunker.Outd’rsFishingOutsideBeat StreetsNASCARPro Football Talk

M PaidPaidPaidPaidGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandCopsCopsCopsCops

T Bar RescueBar RescueHungry InvestorsInk MasterInk MasterInk MasterInk MasterInk MasterInk MasterInk Master

F NHL HockeyFormula One RacingThe Dan Patrick Show NHL TopNHL TopHockey TruckMuscleCount (NICK) Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.PAWPAWUmiDora...Dora...BubbleBubblePAWPAWWallyWallySponge.Sponge.Sponge.ParentsParentsParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge. (SPIKE)

W Bar RescueBar RescueHungry InvestorsBar RescueCops ›› “Walking Tall” (2004) The Rock. ››› “The Rundown” (S)

TH Police VideosPolice VideosWorst DriversWorst Drivers 2Prisoners/ControlCopsCops JailCopsJailCopsCopsCopsCops

F GanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGangland Cops (SYFY)

M PaidPaid › “The Pumpkin Karver” (2006) “The Seamstress” (2009) Kailin See ›› “Chain Letter” (2010) Nikki Reed. ›› “Night of the Demons” (2009) “30 Days of Night: Dark Days” (2010) “Underworld: Ev”

T Haunted HighwayHaunted HighwayHaunted HighwayHaunted HighwayHaunted HighwayHaunted HighwayHaunted HighwayJim Henson’sJim Henson’sJim Henson’sJim Henson’s

W Ghost MineGhost MineGhost MineGhost MineGhost MineGhost MineGhost MineGhost MineGhost Mine ››› “Infestation” (2009, Horror)

TH “Immortal Voyage” ›› “Almighty Thor” (2011, Action) ››› “Sin City” (2005, Action) Jessica Alba. ›› “Mars Attacks!” (1996) Jack Nicholson. ›› “Paul” (2011) Simon Pegg.

M VeggieK. ShookHistoryJ. MeyerCrefloJ. HageePrinceY’r DayCopeProphGoodPrecious MemoriesJewishLife ToSecretsThe 700 ClubJ. HageeJewishPraise the Lord

T Praise Graham ClassicDr. CaroBehindAlive Against EducaPraise the Lord

W Against The CreationProclaim J. Meyer Call2All FaithBest of PraiseMainIBA

F ZoneContinuumContinuumContinuumContinuumContinuum ›› “Psychosis” (2010) Ricci Harnett › “Pulse” (2006, Horror) ››› “Fright Night” (2011, Horror) (TBN)

TH Praise BrownsEducaDiffer Lifestyle History LucadoPraise the Lord

F You’ll Best of Praise The Lord Living Cross Holy (TBS)

M MarriedMarriedThere BrownsPayneFull H’sePrincePrincePrinceOfficeOfficeCleveAmer.Amer.Amer.KingKingFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsSeinfeldSeinfeldSeinfeld

(TCM)

M U.F.O.(:45) ››› “The Bride Came C.O.D.” ››› “H.M. Pulham, Esq.” (1941) (:45) ›› “The V.I.P.’s” (1963) Elizabeth Taylor. ››› “The Story of G.I. Joe” (1945) ››› “The FBI Story” (1959) James Stewart. D.O.A.

T “Scarlet Letter”“Scarlet Pages”“Scarlet Dawn” › “Scarlet River”(:15) “A Study in Scarlet”“The Scarlet Pimpernel”(:15) ››› “Scarlet Street” (1945) (:15) “The Scarlet Clue” ›› “The Scarlet Coat”

W Farewell“One Sunday Afternoon”(:15) ›› “Today We Live” (1933) (CC) (:15) ››› “The Westerner” (1940) ››› “Meet John Doe” (1941) (:15) ›››› “Sergeant York” (1941) (CC) (DVS) “The Pride of the Yankees”

TH Sailor ›› “Girl Crazy” (1943) (:15) ››› “Words and Music” (1948) (CC) “You’re in the Army Now”“1001 Nights” (:45) ›› “Lucky Me” (1954) (CC) ›› “Top Banana” (1954) “Funny-Forum”

F Before (:45) “The Band Plays On”“Women-Troubl”(:15) ››› “Our Town” (1940, Drama) ›› “Father Is a Bachelor” ››› “Boom Town” (1940) (CC) ›› “Belle of the Yukon” ›› “Johnny Allegro” (CC) Sheep (TLC) MultiplesBabyBabyQuintsHoard-BuriedPregnantPregnantBorBorWhat Not to WearMediumMedium19 Kids19 KidsCakeCakeHoneyHoneyToddlerVariedGypsyVaried (TNT) Charmed Charmed SupernaturalSupernaturalSupernaturalBones Bones Bones Bones Castle Castle Castle (TOON) Ben 10BeyPokéScoobyMovie GarfieldLooney TunesTom & JerryJerryJerryJohnnyJohnnyGumballGumballAdvenAdvenRegularRegularVaried Programs (TRAV) PaidPaidPaidPaidTrip FlipTrip FlipBourdainVaried Programs Food ParadiseBizarre FoodsFoodFoodBizarre Foods (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...DumbestVariedDumbestVariedDumbestVariedDumbestVaried Programs (TVLAND) PaidPaidPaidPaidGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGunsmokeGunsmokeGunsmokeBonanza Bonanza GriffithGriffithGriffithGriffith (USA)

M ››› “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” (1989) (CC) NCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los Angeles

T ››› “Hairspray” (2007) (CC) Law & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVU

W ››› “The Prestige” (2006, Drama) Hugh Jackman. (CC) NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS

TH Law Order: CILaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVU

F White CollarCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime Scene (WGN-A) PaidCrefloRobisonPaidWalker, RangerWalker, RangerHeat of the NightHeat of the NightNews Law & OrderLaw & OrderLaw Order: CILaw Order: CI Funny Videos

“Little Manhattan” (S) All About Ann ››› “The Bourne Legacy” (2012) “Journey 2: The Mysterious Island” (S) ›› “Just Like Heaven” (S) (:45) › “New Year’s Eve” (2011) (S) (:45) “The Bourne Legacy”

TH (5:05) ››› “The Majestic”(:45) ››› “The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel” (S) ›› “Warm Bodies” (2013) (:45) ››› “Ocean’s Twelve” (2004) (S) (CC) › “Date Movie” (2006) (S) ››› “Pacific Rim” (2013) (S) (CC) Last

M Brigham“Dreamer: True Story”(:15) ››› “8 Mile” (2002) Eminem. (:10) ›› “Taken 2” (2012) (S) (CC) (11:50) “The Warriors” (1979) ›› “Admission” (2013) Tina Fey. (S) “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire”(:05) “Oblivion” (S)

T (5:10) ›› “Cloud Atlas” (2012) (S) ››› “Ruby Sparks” (S) (:45) ›› “The Internship” (2013) Vince Vaughn. (11:50) “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey” (S) (:45) ›› “Two for the Money” (2005) Al Pacino. (4:50) ››› “42”

W (5:30) ››› “Apollo 13” (1995) (S) “Miss Congeniality 2” (9:50) ›› “2 Guns” (2013) (:45) ›› “Road Trip” (2000) (S) (CC) (:25) › “Dream House” (S) ››› “Magic Mike” (2012) (S) (CC) ›› “Snitch” (S)

F ››› “Walk the Line” (2005) (S) (CC) (:15) › “Big Momma’s House 2” (S) Billy Crystal 700 Sundays (:15) ›› “Home Fries” (1998) (S) (CC) ›› “The Island” (2005) Ewan McGregor. (S) “Snow White & Huntsman” (MAX)

TH (5:00) “U-571” (S) ›› “Coffee Town” (2013) ›› “Mama” (2013) (S) (CC) (:10) ›› “Random Hearts” (1999) (S) (CC) “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire”(:10) ›› “Rebound” (2005) (:40) ››› “The Warriors”(:15) “The Watch”

M “Dead Poets”(:15) ›› “The Three Musketeers” (S) (:15) ›› “W.” (2008) Josh Brolin. (S) (CC) “My Week With Marilyn” (S) (:15) ››› “The Truman Show” (S) › “Alex Cross” (2012) Tyler Perry. (S) “Silver Linings”

T “How to Kill” ››› “Dick Tracy” (1990) (S) (CC) ››› “The Joy Luck Club” (1993) (S) (CC) ››› “Stage Beauty” (2004) (S) (CC) › “As Cool as I Am” (2013) (:15) ›› “Hollywoodland” (2006) Adrien Brody. Apart

F Son (:40) ››› “Sunshine” (2007) (S) (CC) ›› “Fantastic Four” (2005) (S) (CC) “Madagascar 3: Wanted” ›› “House of Wax” (2005) (S) (CC) “Sisterhood of Traveling Pants” ›› “Dark Shadows” (2012) (S) (CC) (SHOW)

W (:15) › “Hello Again” (1987) (S) (CC) ››› “Cool Runnings” (S) (:45) “Will” (2011) Damian Lewis. (S) › “Boat Trip” (2003) (S) (:15) ››› “Slither” (2006) (S) (CC) “Ain’t Them Bodies Saints”(:35) ›› “Judge Dredd” (S)

TH “Big Business” ›› “For Love or Money”(:45) ››› “Dead Poets Society” (1989) (S) ›› “W.” (2008) Josh Brolin. (S) (CC) (:15) ››› “Dark Horse”(:45) ›› “Notting Hill” (1999) Julia Roberts. (S) “Silver Linings”

M (5:45) “The Woman in Black”(:20) “Circle of Friends” (S) “The Woman in the Fifth” (S) ›› “Foolproof” (2003) (S) (:05) ›› “Cocktail” (1988) (S) (CC) (1:50) “The Woman in Black” ››› “Coach Carter” (2005, Drama) (S) (CC)

T Children“Rain Fall” (2009) Kippei Shiina. (CC) ›› “Mimic” (1997) (S) (CC) “Crooked E: Enron”(:40) › “Bringing Up Bobby” (2011) (S) “Welcome to the Punch” (S) “Rain Fall” (2009) Kippei Shiina. (CC) ›› “Mimic” (S)

W (5:05) “Deceived” ›› “The Out-of-Towners”“6 Month Rule” (2011) (S) (:10) ››› “Sarafina!” (1992) (CC) (11:50) ›› “Roadie” (2011) ›› “The Secret of My Success” (S) “The Man on the Train” (S) (:10) “Blackthorn”

F Gone (S) “Peace, Love” “The Perks of Being a Wallflower” (S) ››› “Rescue Dawn” (2006) (S) (CC) Muammar Gaddafi ›› “Gone” (2012) (S) (CC) (:05) ›› “Dark Skies” (S) Penny ›› “Sinister” (S) (TMC)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

IN FOCUS

“Backpackers,” cwseed. com/shows/backpackers/

The CW has ordered a TV version of this digital series starring Dillon Casey and Noah Reid as pals backpacking across Europe after one of them is dumped by his girlfriend. Set for a summer debut, the 10-episode TV version will create the first four half-hours from existing episodes, with the last six written and produced specifically for The CW. Also, six more Web installments are in the can.

“Hemlock Grove,” www. netflix.com/WiMovie/Hemlock_ Grove/70242310

Director Eli Roth (“Hostel”) and novelist Brian McGreevy are behind this original horror series — nominated for two 2013 Emmy Awards — which launches its second season in July. But right now, you have time to catch up on the story of the search for the killer of a teenage girl outside a Pennsylvania steel town. There’s even a Season 1 summary episode.

BY JOHN CROOK

When Robert Irvine teamed up with executive producer Marc Summers in 2011 to create “Restaurant Impossible,” he had no idea how emotionally invested he would become in the show, which recently passed the 100th episode milestone.

To mark the occasion, Food Network airs a special behind-the-scenes episode called “Meet the Impossible” on Wednesday, May 7, in which Irvine and his production team open up about what goes into salvaging a failing restaurant in two days on a $10,000 budget.

Instead of merely assembling clips from previous episodes, the hour includes a number of special features including a segment in which Irvine sits down on camera for the first time with construction manager Tom Bury and the three designers who rotate in and out of the show.

“We’re on a stage in Philadelphia, where ... Lynn Kegan, one of my designers, created the set, which is everything that I hate about all the restaurants that we have done. Each of these people has their own take on each other, and me – which is very interesting, I might add,” Irvine says, chuckling.

He adds that he rides Bury, the designers and even local volunteers so relentlessly because they represent the last hope for the families they’re trying to help by turning around eateries on their last legs.

“If you had asked me three years ago if I would be so closely connected with these people’s lives, I probably would have said, ‘Are you crazy? We’re going in there to do some painting, change the menu and so forth, and then walk out,’ ” Irvine says. “But that’s not the case, because within the first couple of episodes, the show just took on a life of its own. I’m really proud of it.”

•What are some trends you’ve noticed in restaurants?

“Tapas are very popular. I think we like smaller plates because we like to share. It’s also a way to eat less food. The farm-to-table movement is definitely here to stay. Consumers have become much smarter, and they want to know where the food comes from and what has been done to it.”

•What fad is on its way out?

“I think ‘organic’ has been something of a fad, because when people hear ‘organic’ they think ‘expensive.’ I think that’s going to be dying to some degree.”

•Given the economy, is fine dining on the way out, too?

“There will always be a place for fine dining, but fewer of them. We don’t want to dress up, and we don’t want all that service, unless you’re in the upper echelon of business people, and even that is changing. Fine dining is becoming more casual. You’ll still get fine food, but the dress code and the service will be less pretentious.”

IN FOCUS

“Yahoo News With Katie Couric,” screen.yahoo.com/katiecouric/

So what do you do when you wash out in network news? You go to the Internet, where you can be cute and perky and ask all sorts of probing and important questions, such as what LBJ’s daughters think of gay marriage. But Couric can just say she asked because the users want to know. Handy, that.

“101 Ways to Get Rejected,” www.webserieschannel. com/101-ways-to-get-rejected/

Set in high school, Episode 1 of this series follows an awkward junior who ignores the advice of her best friends and makes a grand — and entirely unsuccessful — play to get a popular boy to go to the prom with her. The rest of the series follows her efforts to move beyond that. Susie Yankou, Taylor Dearden, David Mandell, Alyssa Overbeck and Grady Northrop star.

Murphy. Premiere. (CC)

Wolf” (1985, Comedy) Michael J. Fox, James Hampton. (CC)

“Blazing Saddles” (1974, Comedy) Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder. (CC)

Getaway” (2009) Steve Zahn. Honeymooning hikers find terror in paradise. (CC)

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››› “The Music Man” (1962, Musical Comedy) Robert Preston, Shirley Jones. (CC) (:45)

››› “Carousel” (1956, Musical) Gordon MacRae, Shirley Jones, Cameron Mitchell. (CC)

››› “The Courtship of Eddie’s Father” (1963) Glenn Ford. (CC) (DVS) (:15) ›››› “Elmer Gantry” (1960) Burt Lancaster. A con man joins an evangelist sister in the 1920s Midwest. (CC)

››› “The Scarlet Letter” (1926) (TLC) Stories of the EROMG! EMT! (CC) Sex Sent Me to Secret Sex LivesSex Sent Me to Secret Sex LivesOMG! EMT! (CC) Stories of the ERPopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCakeCake (TNT) Castle (S) NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) Inside the NBA (N) Law & Order (S) The Closer (CC) The Closer (CC) Smallville (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) ClarenceUncle King/HillKing/HillCleveCleveFam GuyBoonAmer.Fam GuyChickenAqua SquidCleveFam GuyRickAmer.Fam GuyChickenAqua SquidKing/HillGumballGumball (TRAV) FoodFoodBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsHotel ImpossibleBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsHotel ImpossibleBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) LizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardSafeSafeConConLizardLizardLizardLizardSafeSafeConConFull ThrottleStingsClean!PaidPaid (TVLAND) Andy Griffith Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens Cleveland The Soul Man King of Queens King of Queens Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Cosby Show 3’s Company 3’s Company Roseanne (S) Happily Divorced Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS: Los Angeles “Plan B” (S)

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(S) ‘R’ (CC) Last Week (:20) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (:20) ››› “Pacific Rim” (2013) Charlie Hunnam, Idris Elba. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Because” (MAX) (5:05) ›› “Oblivion” (2013) ‘PG-13’ (:15) ›› “Fantastic Four” (2005, Action) Ioan Gruffudd. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Taken 2” (2012) Liam Neeson. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:40) “The Super Sex Program” (2013) Mary Carey. (S) (12:05) ›› “The Incredible Burt Wonderstone” (2013) (S) (:45) Co-Ed Confidential (S) (CC) Confidential (2:55) ›› “Random Hearts” (1999, Drama) Harrison Ford. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:10) ›› “Cloud Atlas” (2012) ‘R’ (SHOW) (4:55) “Silver Linings Playbook” ‘R’ Years of Living Dangerously (CC) Nurse Jackie Californication Nurse Jackie Californication Years of Living Dangerously (CC)

››› “Barbershop 2: Back in Business” (2004) Ice Cube. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Diary of a Mad Black Woman” (2005) Kimberly Elise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Born on the Fourth of July” (1989, Docudrama) Tom Cruise, Willem Dafoe. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “The Best Man” (1999, ComedyDrama) Taye Diggs. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Nature Calls” (2012) Patton Oswalt. ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Beloved” (1998) Oprah Winfrey. A former slave is visited by a strange young woman in 1873. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Budz House” (2012) Wesley Jonathan. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Children on Their Birthdays” (2002) ‘PG’ (CC)

››› “Spring Forward” (1999, Drama) Ned Beatty. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “How to Kill Your Neighbor’s Dog” (TMC)

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(:35) ››› “Byzantium” (2012, Horror) Gemma Arterton. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Saw II” (2005) Donnie Wahlberg. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) “Stake Land” (2010, Horror) Nick Damici, Connor Paolo. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (4:50) “Some Girl(s)” (2013) ‘NR’

Californication Nurse Jackie (:15) 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC) (:15) D.L. Hughley: Clear (S) (CC) (:15) ›› “Man on a Ledge” (2012) Sam Worthington. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (:05) ›› “The Longest Yard” (2005, Comedy) Adam Sandler. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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