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Cher (left) and Georgia Holt star in “Dear Mom, Love Cher,” premiering Monday on Lifetime. May 5 - 11, 2013

The beat goes on for Cher’s mom in Lifetime docu

By Jacqueline Cutler © Zap2it

Georgia Holt is one of those fabulous women people should know about. Besides having given the world Cher, she’s realizing a lifelong dream at 86.

Holt is the subject of “Dear Mom, Love Cher,” a documentary on Lifetime Monday, May 6.

Poised to release her first album, which she always wanted to do, Holt is open — sometimes too open for her daughter — about her life in this sweet special.

Incidentally, Cher’s husky, strong voice sounds a lot like her mom’s. Holt had tapes from songs she recorded decades ago rotting away in a garage. Cher knew someone who could salvage the sound and create an album. When Cher spoke with Zap2it, she was nudging her mom to finish the liner notes.

The documentary includes footage of mother and daughter singing together and brief clips of Cher’s performances. Mainly, though, it focuses on telling family stories. Cher marvels at how her mother never gave up.

“She has had this dream ever since she was teeny,” Cher says. “My grandpa made her sing.”

In the film, Holt talks about her reaction to “Paper Moon.” “That was my life,” she says, except her father tried to sell her talent instead of Bibles.

The film has Cher and her sister, Georganne LaPiere Bartylak, chatting with Holt on a couch in Cher’s home. There’s an intimacy here that comes from familial ease, as a mother and daughters tell stories they have told before.

Cher says it was not exactly as if the three were just talking because there were camera crews around.

As her mom starts telling stories on camera, Cher says, “I think we can walk that narrow razor of white trash for only so long.”

On the phone, Cher explains what’s evident in the film — her mom does not censor her thoughts.

Holt first asks if she can tell a story, but her daughters know she’s going to anyway, regardless of whether it’s embarrassing, such as when Cher was accused of stealing a car.

Cher explains: “I actually did not steal it because it was my friend’s car,” and he asked her to move it. She was with other friends, and they had waited for what seemed like a long time in a parking lot, and people behind them told them to move, so she drove across the street to a drive-in restaurant.

“Then the police showed up because he reported it stolen,” she says.

That was straightened out, but more alarming could be that when Cher was 13, she was cruising down Hollywood Boulevard with her kid sister as a passenger.

“I knew how to drive at 11,” Cher says. “I tried to run away on my tricycle. OK, it wasn’t a running away. At a certain age I remember thinking, ‘I have gotten as much out of my family as I can. I am going to move on.’ ”

She comes from a long line of independent women, as Holt’s mother is also talked about. Holt’s family left Kensett, Ark., when she a little girl and still known as Jackie Jean Crouch. She wound up in the slums of Los Angeles, where she was called “a dumb Okie.”

Holt married young, and often — six times — and had Cher at 20. She did not want to stay married to Cher’s father. Holt’s mother was willing to take her back, but not with a baby in tow. Holt was at an abortion clinic when she decided she couldn’t do it, and Cher was born May 20, 1946.

It was a very rough beginning, and when Holt was down to her last 20 cents, she put Cher in a Catholic home. Holt went to work

in a diner. “The mother superior said I should just let her be adopted,” Holt says on-air. “I was terrified.”

Holt did retrieve her baby and got a divorce. While in Reno, Nev., establishing residency and

waiting for the divorce, Holt won her first beauty contest.

All along, through husbands, homes and jobs, Holt just wanted to sing.

Photos of Holt through the years show a striking woman, always put together. She had movie-star glamour even when she was living in pretty rotten conditions.

“It’s a strange American story of coming from nothing and how they were able to survive,” Cher says on camera.

Holt did some stints in show business and was hired regularly by Lucille Ball. She’s one of the models in an “I Love Lucy” episode when the Ricardos and Mertzes are in Paris. Holt sashays by in a silly hat when Lucy and Ethel want haute couture. Holt also had guest spots on “Ozzie and Harriet” and lost the role in “Asphalt Jungle” to Marilyn Monroe.

She still wanted to be a singer. And now, as the photos are being chosen for the album cover, Cher gives her advice on the liner notes.

“I told her to put down what is most meaningful,” Cher says. “And she said, ‘Women should never give up; even people should never give up. It is never over. Never give up your dream.’ ”

COVER STORY

Georgia Holt stars in “Dear Mom, Love Cher,” premiering Monday on Lifetime.

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PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

ACTION SPORTS

Sunday

8:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Xtreme 4x4

The Crawler kit gets hydraulic steering and air struts.

1:00 a.m. (MSC) Sports Unlimited

Tuesday

3:00 p.m. (MSC) Sports Unlimited

Saturday

8:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Xtreme 4x4

The kit receives heavy-duty transmission components.

ANTHOLOGY

Saturday

3:00 p.m. % ESPN Sports Saturday

AUTO RACING

Sunday

8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

8:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV

9:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks! Finishing the truck and trailer to help tradesmen.

9:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar

The guys modify the car to accept manual floor pedals.

11:00 a.m. ) / NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Aaron’s 499. From Talladega Superspeedway in Talladega, Ala. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Sportsman Series. From Baytown, Texas. (Taped)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Summit Racing Equipment Southern Nationals. From Commerce, Ga. (Same-day Tape)

Monday

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Tuesday

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Wednesday

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Thursday

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Friday

2:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Darlington 200, Qualifying. From Darlington Raceway in Darlington, S.C. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Countdown (Live)

6:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series:

VFW Sports Clips Help a Hero 200. From Darlington Raceway in Darlington, S.C. (Live)

4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series:

VFW Sports Clips Help a Hero 200. From Darlington Raceway in Darlington, S.C.

Saturday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) 3 Wide Life

The top NASCAR teams and drivers.

8:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV Part two of the budget 383 stroker build.

9:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks!

9:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar

Using a self contained paint system on the COPO Camaro.

10:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

5:00 p.m. ) / NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Bojangles’ Southern 500. From Darlington, S.C. (Live)

BASEBALL

Sunday

11:30 a.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

(MSC) Twins Live (Live)

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians. From Progressive Field in Cleveland. (Live)

12:30 p.m. (TBS) New York Mets at Atlanta Braves. From Turner Field in Atlanta. (Live)

1:10 p.m. (WGN-A) Cincinnati Reds at Chicago Cubs. From Wrigley Field in Chicago. (Live)

3:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) 10th Inning

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Los Angeles Dodgers at San Francisco Giants. From AT&T Park in San Francisco. (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Los Angeles Dodgers at San Francisco Giants. From AT&T Park in San Francisco. (Same-day Tape)

(MSC) Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians. From Progressive Field in Cleveland.

Monday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians. From Progressive Field in Cleveland.

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians. From Progressive Field in Cleveland.

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live) (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live) (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston.

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.

Tuesday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston.

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston.

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston. (Live)

7:00 p.m. (WGN-A) St. Louis Cardinals at Chicago Cubs. From Wrigley Field in Chicago. (Live)

8:30 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

9:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston.

Wednesday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston.

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston.

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)

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(MSC) Minnesota Twins at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston.

Friday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston.

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston.

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Baltimore Orioles at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Baltimore Orioles at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

BASKETBALL

Sunday 10:30 a.m. (MSC) Courtside

11:30 a.m. % NBA Countdown

12:00 p.m. % First Round: Teams

2:30 p.m. % First Round: Teams

6:30 p.m. (TNT) NBA Tip-Off

7:00 p.m. (TNT) First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)

Monday

7:00 p.m. (TNT) Conference

Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (TNT) Conference

Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

(TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)

Tuesday

7:00 p.m. (TNT) Conference

Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (TNT) Conference

Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

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(TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)

Wednesday

6:00 p.m. (TNT) Conference

Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

8:30 p.m. (TNT) Conference

Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

BOXING

Tuesday

7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) The Real Rocky

9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 30 for 30

Documentary footage of Muhammad Ali and Larry Holmes as they prepare for their 1980 heavyweight title fight.

Friday

9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Friday Night Fights. Vernon Paris vs. Manuel Perez. From Detroit. (Live)

10:00 p.m. (SHOW) ShoBox: The New Generation. (Live)

CHEERLEADING

Friday

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Vikings Cheerleaders: Making The Team 2013

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Vikings Cheerleaders: Making The Team 2013

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Vikings Cheerleaders: Making The Team 2013

FOOTBALL

Monday

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)

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11:00 p.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

Thursday

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones

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(MSC) Minnesota Twins at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

(MSC) Twins Live (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Twins at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston.

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.

Thursday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Twins at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston.

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Twins at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston.

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Twins at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

(MSC) Twins Live (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

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Saturday

11:00 a.m. (MSC) College Baseball (Live)

12:00 p.m. (ESPN) LSU at Texas A&M. (Live)

2:00 p.m. / MLB Player Poll

Current players vote and comment on game’s best in a variety of categories.

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) MLB Baseball

From Kansas City, Mo.

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Baltimore Orioles at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live) (WGN-A) Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Chicago White Sox. From U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live) (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

3:00 a.m. (MSC) Baltimore Orioles at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.

6:30 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Conference

Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (ESPN) Conference

Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Conference

Semifinal: Teams TBA.

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Conference

Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Sameday Tape)

Friday

6:30 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Conference

Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (ESPN) Conference

Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Conference

Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Sameday Tape)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Conference

Semifinal: Teams TBA.

Saturday

6:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

7:00 p.m. % NBA Countdown (Live)

7:15 p.m. % Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (ESPN) Conference

Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Conference

Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Sameday Tape)

4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Conference

Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Sameday Tape)

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

8:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Roll Tide/War Eagle The rivalry between Auburn and Alabama and how this rivalry reaches its pinnacle are examined.

Tuesday

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.

Wednesday

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

Thursday

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

Friday

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live) (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.

Saturday

9:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

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8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Volvo China Open, Final Round. From Tianjin, China. (Same-day Tape)

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Wells Fargo Championship, Final Round.

From the Quail Hollow Club Charlotte, N.C. (Live)

1:00 p.m. _ Beyond the Green

1:30 p.m. _ Beyond the Green (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

2:00 p.m. _ Wells Fargo Championship, Final Round. From the Quail Hollow Club Charlotte, N.C. (Live) (GOLF) Kingsmill Championship, Final Round. From Williamsburg, Va. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Insperity Championship, Final Round. From The Woodlands, Texas. (Same-day Tape)

8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Wells Fargo Championship, Final Round.

From the Quail Hollow Club Charlotte, N.C.

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Insperity Championship, Final Round. From The Woodlands, Texas.

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Monday

10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Insperity Championship, Final Round. From The Woodlands, Texas.

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Wells Fargo Championship, Final Round. From the Quail Hollow Club Charlotte, N.C.

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features. (Live)

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features.

8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features.

9:00 p.m. (GOLF) World Golf Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony 2013 Fred Couples, Colin Montgomerie, Ken Venturi, Ken Schofield and Willie Park Jr. (Taped)

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions

Tour Learning Center

11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features.

12:30 a.m. (GOLF) World Golf

Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony 2013 Fred Couples, Colin Montgomerie, Ken Venturi, Ken Schofield and Willie Park Jr.

2:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions

Tour Learning Center

3:00 a.m. (GOLF) World Golf Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony 2013 Fred Couples,

Colin Montgomerie, Ken Venturi, Ken Schofield and Willie Park Jr.

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features.

Tuesday

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features. (Live)

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features.

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features.

12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

12:30 a.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features.

2:30 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

3:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features.

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features.

Wednesday

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features.

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

4:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features.

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features.

12:00 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features.

3:00 a.m. (GOLF) European Tour Weekly Highlights and previews of the European Golf Tour.

3:30 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

4:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features.

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features.

Thursday

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features. (Live)

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Players Championship, First Round. From Tournament Players Club at Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Players Championship, First Round. From Tournament Players Club at Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla.

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features.

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features.

3:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features.

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features.

Friday

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features. (Live)

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Players Championship, Second Round. From Tournament Players Club

1:00 p.m. + The Players Championship, Third Round. From Tournament Players Club at Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla. (Live)

(GOLF) Big Break Mexico

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Chile Classic Highlights Kevin Kisner.

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty Lee Westwood shares the lessons he’s learned during his long golf career.

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features.

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features.

12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features.

Tuesday

10:30 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider

Wednesday

3:30 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider

5:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider

10:30 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider

Thursday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider Behind the scenes of the UFC for the week of May 29.

4:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider

10:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Unleashed

Saturday

1:00 a.m. (MSC) UFC

MOTORCYCLE RACING

Sunday

12:00 p.m. _ AMA Supercross World Championship: Year in Review

Depot Center in Carson, Calif. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show Highlighting the best Premiership action of the week.

Monday

1:55 p.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer Sunderland AFC vs Stoke City FC. From Stadium of Light in Sunderland, Tyne and Wear, England. (Live)

2:00 p.m. (MSC) English Premier League Soccer Teams TBA. (Taped)

Tuesday

8:00 a.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show Highlighting the best Premiership action of the week.

1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer Manchester City FC vs West Bromwich Albion FC. From Etihad Stadium in Manchester, England. (Live)

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show Highlighting the best Premiership action of the week.

Thursday

8:00 a.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show Highlighting the best Premiership action of the week.

Friday

6:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Magazine

Saturday

6:30 a.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer Aston Villa FC vs Chelsea FC. From Villa Park in Birmingham, West Midlands, England. (Live)

11:00 a.m. ) / FA Cup Soccer Final — Manchester City FC vs Wigan Athletic FC. From Wembley Stadium. (Live)

1:30 p.m. ) / Road to Wembley

SOFTBALL

Sunday

12:00 p.m. (ESPN) Texas at Oklahoma State. (Live)

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) LSU at Georgia. (Live)

Saturday

at Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Players Championship, Second Round. From Tournament Players Club at Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla.

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features.

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features.

3:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features.

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features. (Live)

Saturday

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features. (Live)

12:30 p.m. + Golf Central Live

2:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features.

4:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features.

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features. (Live)

HOCKEY

Sunday 11:00 a.m. + Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

2:00 p.m. + Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

LACROSSE

Saturday 11:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Tournament, First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

MARTIAL ARTS

Sunday 9:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Unleashed

(MSC) Back

a.m. (MSC) Waters and Woods 9:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors

10:30 a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Angling Edge Shallow crankbait strategies for Canadian waters; fishing tactics for river smallmouth bass.

6:30 p.m. + Minnesota Bound

RODEO

Saturday

3:00 p.m. _ Bull Riding PBR

Last Cowboy Standing. From Las Vegas. (Taped)

SOCCER

Sunday

10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) MLS Soccer

Houston Dynamo at Los Angeles Galaxy. From the Home

3:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Big East Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Tampa, Fla. (Live) (MSC) Oklahoma State at Oklahoma. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ACC Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Tallahassee, Fla. (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) SEC Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Lexington, Ky. (Live)

TENNIS

Sunday

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Champions Series: Las Vegas. Agassi vs. Courier. (Taped)

TRACK AND FIELD

Friday

2:00 p.m. (MSC) Big 12 Men’s and Women’s Outdoor Championships. From Waco, Texas. (Taped)

WRESTLING

Saturday

10:30 a.m. 7 WWE Saturday Morning Slam

MAY 5 - 11, 2013 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH – 5

7:00

7:30 a.m.

Roads 9:00 a.m.

Mitchell Outdoors 9:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors 3:30 p.m. (MSC) Destination Polaris 10:35 p.m. + Minnesota Bound Monday 11:00 a.m. (MSC) Destination Polaris 9:30 p.m. (MSC) We Love It! Outdoors Tuesday 7:00 a.m. (MSC) We

It! Outdoors 2:00 p.m.

Destination Polaris Wednesday 8:00 a.m. (MSC) Destination Polaris 8:30 a.m. (MSC) We Love It! Outdoors Thursday 3:30 p.m. (MSC) Destination Polaris Friday 11:00 a.m. (MSC) Waters and Woods 11:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors Saturday 7:30 a.m.

We Love It! Outdoors 8:00

OUTDOORS Sunday

a.m. (ESPN2) Bassmasters

(MSC) Back

(MSC) Jason

Love

(MSC)

a.m.

Roads 9:00

(CC)

Motel “The Man in Number 9”

“High Crimes” (2002, Suspense) Ashley Judd, Morgan Freeman, Jim Caviezel. (CC) ›› “The Transporter” (2002, Action) Jason Statham, Shu Qi. (CC) ›› “Man on Fire” (2004) Denzel Washington. A bodyguard takes revenge on a girl’s kidnappers. (AP) WeirdWeirdUntamed-UncutTo Be Announced To Be Announced (BRAVO) Housewives/Atl.What HappensHousewives/Atl.Top 10 WeddingsHousewives/OCHousewives/OCThe Kandi FactoryTardyTardyTardyTardyMedicine Medicine Medicine (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidWilliamsPaidCook PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) Early GuptaSaturday MorningState of the UnionFareed ZakariaReliable SourcesState of the UnionFareed ZakariaCNN NewsroomYour Money (N) CNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN Newsroom (COM) PaidPaidAmy › “My Best Friend’s Girl” (2008) (CC) (:45) ››› “Trading Places” (1983) (CC) (:15) ›› “Sex Drive” (2008) Josh Zuckerman. (:45) › “My Best Friend’s Girl” (2008) (CC) “I Love You, Man”

“Identity” (2003) John Cusack, Ray Liotta, Amanda Peet. (CC) (:02)

(DISC) PaidCook OsteenIn TouchMythBusters (CC) Deadliest CatchSecret America (S) Secret America (S) Naked CastawayNaked CastawayNaked CastawayTexas Car WarsBackBackBackBack (DISN) MickeyDoc PiratesSoﬁaPhineasPhineasGood JessieDogShake ItGood Luck CharlieGood GravityGravityGravityANT DogJessieShake ItGood Good AustinJessie (E!) ››› “Juno” (2007) Ellen Page. Ready for Love “Love Connections” (S) E! News (N) Fashion PoliceSoupKristin Blinging Up BabyJonasJonasRyanRyanKourtney-KimKourtney-Kim (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenter (N) OutsideSportsSportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) BaseballCollege Softball College Softball LSU at Georgia. (N) CrossFitCrossFitSportsCenter (N) (ESPN2) E:60

(CC) NASCAR Now (N) (Live) (CC)

Lines Spo. Reporters

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Poker (CC) (EWTN) ChapletRosaryDaily MassLitanyBkmrkVaticanoThe Apo.RosaryConfraternities In Concert (CC) ChurchMercyRosaryHoly Wd.Door SavoringEvangeDevoCrossing (FAM) ›› “RV” (2006) Robin Williams. ›› “Cheaper by the Dozen 2” (2005) ›› “Yours, Mine & Ours” (2005) ›› “Nanny McPhee” (2005, Comedy) ›› “Nanny McPhee Returns” (2010, Comedy) ››› “Twister” (1996) (FNC) FOX and Friends Sunday (N) News HQHousecall (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace Journal Editorial FOX News America’s News Headquarters (N) FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace (FSN) PaidPaidPaidRoadsOutDue OutOutdoorGameCourtStuntTwins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians.

Intl (HIST) Larry the CableLarry the CableLarry the CableLarry the CableLarry the CableLarry the CableLarry the CableLarry the CableLarry the CableLarry the CableLarry the CablePawnPawn (LIFE) In Touch PaidJereOsteenPaidTo Be Announced ››› “Losing Isaiah” (1995) (CC) “Taken From Me: Tiffany Rubin Story”“Fantasia Barrino Story” “Pastor Brown” (2009, Drama) (CC) (NBCSN) FisherOutdoorB. DanceParkerAlaskaSportFishingFishingIndyCar Racing Sao Paulo Indy 300. From Sao Paulo, Brazil. World Challenge Motorsports HourKent. DerbyTour of Calif.NHL Live (NICK) ParentsParentsRangersSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.TurtlesMonParentsParentsWinxSponge.The Fairly OddParents (CC) Parents ›› “Cats & Dogs” (2001) (CC) Sponge.Sponge. (SPIKE) Cook PaidPaidPaidXtremeHorse.Trucks!MuscleBar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) (SYFY) DefrostPaidDefrostCook Deﬁance › “Catwoman” (2004) Halle Berry. ›› “Godzilla” (1998) Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno. ››› “Contact” (1997) Jodie Foster, Matthew McConaughey. (CC) Red (TBN) (2:00) Spring Praise-A-Thon Spring Praise-A-Thon Spring Praise-A-Thon (TBS) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Last Laugh? Men at Work ››› “In Good Company” (2004) Dennis Quaid, Topher Grace. (CC) ›› “Runaway Bride” (1999, Romance-Comedy) Julia Roberts, Richard Gere, Joan Cusack. (CC)

MLB Baseball New York Mets at Atlanta Braves. From Turner Field in Atlanta. (N) (Live) (CC) ›› “The Wedding Date” (2005) Debra Messing. ››› “Hitch” (2005) Will Smith. (TCM) (5:00) ›› “The Fireﬂy” (1937) Jeanette MacDonald. ›› “Roxie Hart” (1942, Comedy) Ginger Rogers.

››› “God’s Little Acre” (1958, Drama) Robert Ryan, Tina Louise. (CC) ››› “The Millionairess” (1960) Sophia Loren. ››› “The Producers” (1968) Zero Mostel. (CC) (:15) ››› “Bye Bye Birdie” (1963) Dick Van Dyke, Janet Leigh. (CC) (:15) ››› “Hello, Dolly!” (1969) Barbra Streisand, Walter Matthau. (CC) (TLC) Dr. Fred PricePaidPaidSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesGypsy WeddingGypsy WeddingGypsy WeddingGypsy WeddingGypsy Wedding (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) ›› “Sahara” (2005) Matthew McConaughey. ›› “Yes Man” (2008) Jim Carrey. (:45) ›› “Men in Black II” (TOON) DragonsJohnnyBeyPokéBen 10NinjaGoLanternTeenJerryJerry“Scooby-Doo! Music”“Tom and Jerry” RegularRegularIncredAdvenAdvenAdven ›› “Planet 51” (TRAV) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumOff Limits (CC) MonumentalMysteries-MuseumBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsNo ReservationNo ReservationMexican Food ParThe Border CheckMexico Beaches (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMost ShockingMost ShockingBait CarBait CarCaughtCaughtHurtsHurtsHurtsHurtsUploadUploadJokersJokersJokersJokers (TVLAND) (:12) The Cosby Show (S) (CC) Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (:12) Roseanne “Radio Days” (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S)

Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S)

Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Golden Girls (:38) The Golden Girls (S) (CC) Golden Girls (USA) Cook Safe JeremiahPastor Chris Joel Osteen Psych Henry ﬁghts for his life. (CC) Psych Shawn runs for mayor. (CC)

››› “Ocean’s Thirteen” (2007, Comedy-Drama) George Clooney, Brad Pitt. (CC)

››› “Friday” (1995, Comedy) Ice Cube, Chris Tucker, Nia Long. (CC)

››› “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” (2005) Steve Carell, Catherine Keener, Paul Rudd. (CC)

››› “Glory Road” (2006) Josh Lucas. (CC) Videos(:10) MLB Baseball Cincinnati Reds at Chicago Cubs. (N) 10th Inn.Funny VideosBloopers

›› “The Dilemma” (2011) (WGN-A) PaidFactsDavidBeyondPaidPaidPaidPaid

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (5:20) › “Taxi” (2004) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “The Day After Tomorrow” (2004, Action) Dennis Quaid. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) An Apology to Elephants (S)

›› “Ice Age: Continental Drift” (2012) (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

“The Presence” (2010) Mira Sorvino. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Joyful Noise” (2012, ComedyDrama) Queen Latifah. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “The Day After Tomorrow” (2004, Action) Dennis Quaid. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (MAX) “Looney Tunes: Back in Action” (S) (6:50) ›› “Spawn” (1997) John Leguizamo. (S) ‘PG-13’

›› “Tower Heist” (2011) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “Savages” (2012, Crime Drama) Taylor Kitsch, Blake Lively, Aaron Johnson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Johnson Family Vacation” (2004) (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:05) ››› “Troy” (2004, Adventure) Brad Pitt, Eric Bana. Achilles leads Greek forces in the Trojan War. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (4:50) ›› “American Reunion” ‘R’ (SHOW) “Hoodwnk Too” (:45) ››› “The King’s Speech” (2010) Colin Firth. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “The Iron Lady” (2011, Biography) Meryl Streep. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “Spy Kids: All the Time in the World” (2011) (S) ‘PG’

›› “Beastly” (2011) Alex Pettyfer. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “The Game” (1997, Suspense) Michael Douglas. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “The Woman in Black” (2012) Daniel Radcliffe. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) The Big C: He. (TMC)

SUNDAY DAYTIME MAY 5, 2013 6:006:307:007:308:008:309:009:3010:0010:3011:0011:3012:0012:301:001:302:002:303:003:304:004:305:005:30 BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA Sesame Street “A Prince of a Frog” Curious George Cat in the Hat Super Why! Dinosaur Train (S) Washington Almanac McLaughlin To the Contrary Religion & Ethics Moyers & Company (S) (CC) American Experience (S) The Storm That Swept Mexico Ending dictatorship in Mexico. (S) (CC) Mariachi High -- PBS Arts (S) In Performance at the White House KSTP 5 Eyewitness News AM (N) (S) Good Morning America (N) (CC) 5 Eyewitness News AM (N) (S) This Week With George... At IssueBusinessPaid Program NBANBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) World News News KCCO WCCO 4 News Sunday Liberty’s Kids Liberty’s Kids CBS News Sunday Morning (N) (S) (CC) Face the Nation (N) (S) (CC) NewsPaid Program Paid Program AMA Supercross: Year in Review Beyond/ Green Beyond/ Green PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, Final Round. From the Quail Hollow Club Charlotte, N.C. (N) (Live) (CC) Evening News News WDSE (Off Air)Body Electric Thomas/ Friends Cat in the Hat WordWorld Cyberchase Fetch! With This Old House Venture North (S) The Aviators MotorWeek (S) Wild Adv.Here and Now WI Foodie Great Performances (N) (CC) Broadway or Bust “The Casting Call” Religion & Ethics Europe Jrnl Need to Know (S) McLaughlin Minnesota Legislative Report (S) KAWE Sesame Street (S) (CC) (DVS) Dinosaur Train (S) Mister Rogers Electric Comp. Biz Kid$ (CC) NewsWashington Capitol Report The Lawrence Welk Show Sew It All (S) Victory Garden Joy/ Painting Sara’sGarden Home Antiques Roadshow “Rapid City” Woodsmith Healthy Minds Rudy Maxa organicmichele Moyers & Company (S) (CC) KMSP Paid Program Time of Grace Fox 9 Morning News: Sunday (N) FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace Fox 9 Morning News: Sunday (N) Winner’s Way Paid Program NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Aaron’s 499. From Talladega Superspeedway in Talladega, Ala. (N) (S Live) (CC) Whacked Out Access Hollywood (N) (S) (CC) FOX at 5 (N) FOX at 5:30 (N) KARE Open House GraceLiving LazyTown Noodle/ Doodle Today (N) (S) (CC) Meet the Press (N) (CC) Joel Osteen George; Rescue NHL Hockey Conference Quarterﬁnal: Teams TBA. (N) (S Live) (CC) NHL Hockey Conference Quarterﬁnal: Teams TBA. (N) (S Live) (CC) NewsNightly News KVRR (Off Air) Wild America Johnny Cash FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace Paid Program Paid Program WorkoutPaid Program NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Aaron’s 499. From Talladega Superspeedway in Talladega, Ala. (N) (S Live) (CC) Paid Program Scrubs (CC) Homeowner Perfect Yard Ultimate Outdoor WUCW Out of Zion HallPaid Program Transform Christian Worship Hour (CC) Dig In Minn! Wrestling Paid Program Paid Program On the Spot (N) Traveler ›› “Ready to Wear (Pret-a-Porter)” (1994, Comedy) Sophia Loren. (CC) ›› “The Education of Charlie Banks” (2007) Jesse Eisenberg. (CC) ›› “I Spy” (2002, Comedy) Eddie Murphy, Owen Wilson. (CC) WFTC Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Great Big Wrld Pets.TV (CC) Hip Hop Abs TrainIn10! Game ON! Paid Program Paid Program Montel Williams Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program ›› “Daddy Day Care” (2003, Comedy) Eddie Murphy, Jeff Garlin. Bones Serial killer strikes. (S) (CC) KPXM JeremiahDay of D’covery In Touch With Dr. Charles Stanley (S) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Better H20 WorkoutGet Slim!Hip Hop Abs R U SMART? Monk The death of Lt. Disher’s uncle. Monk (S) (CC) Monk (S) (CC) Monk Adrian’s biggest fan. (S) (CC) Monk A rapper accused of murder. Monk A murder on a nudists beach.

CHANNELS (A&E) Criminal Minds “A Higher Power” (S) Criminal Minds “Lo-Fi” (S) (CC) Criminal Minds Terrorist bombing. Criminal Minds “Reckoner” (CC) Criminal Minds “Into the Woods” Bates Motel “The Truth”

Bates

Shipping

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Mad

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(:03) ›››

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CABLE

Wars Shipping Wars Shipping Wars Shipping Wars HoggersHoggersHoggersHoggersHoggersHoggers

Mad Men A high-jinx in the ofﬁce.

Men “The Flood” (CC)

The Killing

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Outside

2012

2012 World

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(N) Twins PolarisCar Warriors (S) Tennis (FX) › “Jumper” (2008) Jamie Bell ››› “Spider-Man 2” (2004, Action) Tobey Maguire. ››› “X-Men 2” (2003) Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman. ›› “X-Men: The Last Stand” (2006) ››› “Iron Man” (2008, Action) (GOLF) Morning Drive (N) (Live) European PGA Tour Golf Volvo China Open, Final Round. From Tianjin, China. (N Same-day Tape) Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, Final Round. Golf Central LPGA Tour Golf Kingsmill Championship, Final Round. From Williamsburg, Va. (N) (Live) Golf Central (N) (Live) (HGTV) BlockBlockBlockBlockCurb...Curb...Curb...Curb...Property

Win ItHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlHuntersHunt

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World Series of Poker

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6 – MAY 5 - 11, 2013 – BRAINERD,

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(5:40) ›› “The Fighting Temptations” (2003) ‘PG-13’ (:45) “Daydream Nation” (2010, ComedyDrama) Kat Dennings. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Bio-Dome” (1996) Pauly Shore. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Son of Morning” (2011) Joseph Cross. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “The Innkeepers” (2011) Sara Paxton. ‘R’ (CC)

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“The Fighting Temptations” (2003, Comedy) Cuba Gooding Jr. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Swedish Auto” (2006) Lukas Haas. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

MN/DISPATCH

SUNDAY EVENING MAY 5, 2013

KSTP America’s Funniest Home Videos Once Upon a Time (N) (S) (CC)

Bourd.Anderson CooperAnthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.Anderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) “I Love You, Man” ››› “Role Models” (2008) Premiere. ››› “Role Models” (2008) (CC) Tosh.0Amy (12:01) ››› “I Love You, Man” (CC) Amy SunnySunnyComedyTapouTEasyPaidPaid (DISC) Big Brain Th.MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) Argo: The Real MythBusters (CC) Argo: The Real MythBusters (CC) Big Brain Th.Hang PaidPaidPaidPaidNopaleaPaidPaid (DISN) Good Good DogAustinShake ItJessieDogShake ItGravityGravityWizardsWizardsDeckDeckGood “Zenon: Z3” (2004) (S) (CC) DeckDeckFish PhineasGaspard Octo

(E!) KardashiansJonasJonasRyanRyanRyanJonasRyanJonasChelseaSoupRyanRyanJonasJonasChelseaSoupPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) Baseball TonightMLB Baseball: Dodgers at Giants SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) SportsCenter (CC) SportsCenter (CC) SportsCenterSportsCenter

(ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Sportsman Series. NHRA Drag Racing Summit Racing Equipment Southern Nationals. From Commerce, Ga. (N Same-day Tape) (CC)

MLS Soccer Houston Dynamo at Los Angeles Galaxy. (N) (Live)

30 for 30

MLB Baseball Los Angeles Dodgers at San Francisco Giants. E:60 Mike & Mike (N) (Live) (CC)

(EWTN) World Over LiveSunday PrimeG.K.RosaryFran. GodBkmrkDaily MassLitanyDevoSunday PrimeFaithfulHealingCatholic.ReliBkmrkHearthFaithCrossing

(FAM) (4:30) “Twister” ››› “The Blind Side” (2009, Drama) Sandra Bullock. Funny VideosOsteenK. ShookPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerChild

(FNC) FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace Geraldo at Large (N) (S) (CC)

Huckabee Stossel Geraldo at Large (S) (CC)

FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace Huckabee FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N)

(FSN) Tennis World Poker TourWorld Poker TourUFC Unleashed (N) World Poker TourWorld Poker TourPremier LeagueSports UnlimitedMLB Baseball: Twins at Indians World Poker TourWorld Poker Tour

(FX) (4:00) “Iron Man” ›› “Iron Man 2” (2010) Robert Downey Jr. ›› “Iron Man 2” (2010) Robert Downey Jr. Justiﬁed PaidHair PaidMore

(GOLF) PGA Tour Golf Champions: Insperity Championship, Final Round. From The Woodlands, Texas. PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, Final Round. From the Quail Hollow Club Charlotte, N.C. Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Champions: Insperity Championship, Final Round. Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Golf Central Golf Central (HGTV) HuntersHunt IntlExtreme HomesYou Live in What?HuntersHunt IntlHawaiiHawaiiYou Live in What?HuntersHunt IntlHawaiiHawaiiExtreme HomesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidBlock (HIST) PawnPawnAx Men (CC) Ax Men (N) (CC) Swamp PeopleAmeriAmeri(:01) Ax Men (CC) (12:01) Ax MenSwamp PeopleAmeriAmeriPaidFreePaidPaid10,000

“Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail”Army Wives (N) The Client List (N) “Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail”(12:02)

Sponge.Sponge.See DadWendell ›› “Cats & Dogs” (2001) (S) (CC) Friends (S) (CC) FriendsFriendsSee Dad(:45) George LopezGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearFull H’seFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Rat Rat PaidFat LossPaidPaidHang Paid (SYFY) (5:30) › “Red Planet” (2000) (CC) ››› “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines” ››› “Sin City” (2005) Jessica Alba. (CC) › “Catwoman” (2004) Halle Berry. Deﬁance ZoneZonePaidPaid (TBN) (2:00) Spring Praise-A-Thon Spring Praise-A-Thon Spring Praise-A-Thon Wom (TBS) (5:00) ››› “Hitch” (2005) ›› “Valentine’s Day” (2010, Romance-Comedy) Jessica Alba, Kathy Bates. (CC) (DVS)

›› “Valentine’s Day” (2010, Romance-Comedy) Jessica Alba, Kathy Bates. (CC) (DVS)

››› “Hitch” (2005) Will Smith, Eva Mendes, Kevin James. (CC) (DVS)

›› “The Wedding Date” (2005) Debra Messing. TBS Preview MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:15) ››› “Hello, Dolly!” (CC) ››› “Rose of Washington Square” (1939) Premiere. (:45) ›››› “Funny Girl” (1968) Barbra Streisand. Ziegfeld Follies’ Fanny Brice loves gambler Nicky Arnstein. (CC)

Judex(12:04) Judex (:37) Judex (:11) Judex (:45) ›››› “Late Spring” (1949) Senji Ito, Setsuko Hara. Premiere. (:45) ›››› “Father of the Bride” (1950) Spencer Tracy. (CC) (DVS) “The Sheik” (TLC) Gypsy WeddingGypsy WeddingGypsy WeddingWelcome to Myrtle Gypsy WeddingWelcome to Myrtle Gypsy WeddingGypsy WeddingPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid19 Kids19 Kids (TNT) Men Blk Tip-OffNBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (N) Inside the NBA (N) › “The Final Destination”(12:15) ›› “Final Destination 2” (CC) (:15) ›› “The Ring” (2002) Naomi Watts. (CC) PreviewSmallville “Idol” (TOON) (5:00) “Planet 51”TeenLooneySquidKing/HillKing/HillCleveFam GuyFam GuyLoiterMetalChina, ILCleveFam GuyFam GuyLoiterMetalChina, ILSquidKing/HillKing/HillLooneyHero: (TRAV) CaribbeanTrip FlipNewExtreme FactoriesBurgerBurgerMnliest RstrntsExtreme FactoriesBurgerBurgerMnliest RstrntsTrip FlipNewPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens ’70s Show ’70s Show (:43) That ’70s Show (CC) ’70s Show Curb Enthusiasm Curb Enthusiasm Curb Enthusiasm Curb Enthusiasm Paid Program Paid Program (USA) (5:00) ›› “The Dilemma” (2011) Vince Vaughn. (CC) ›› “Couples Retreat” (2009, Comedy) Vince Vaughn, Jason Bateman, Jon Favreau. (CC)

››› “The 40-YearOld Virgin” Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Cheers (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Cheers (CC) “SemiPro” (WGN-A) BloopersMotherMotherMotherMotherMotherNewsReplay30 Rock30 RockRulesRulesScrubsScrubsSunnySunnyDeathDeathDharmaDharmaDharmaDharmaPaidJ. Meyer

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›› “The Dilemma” (2011) Vince Vaughn. A man sees his best friend’s wife out with another guy.

(HBO) (:10) › “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” (2012) Benjamin Walker. (S) ‘R’ Game of Thrones “The Climb” (N) (S) Veep (N) (CC) VICE (S) (CC) Game of Thrones “The Climb” (CC) Veep (S) (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) ›› “Gang Related” (1997, Crime Drama) James Belushi. (S) ‘R’ (CC) George Lopez: It’s Not Me, It’s You (:25) “Dragon Eyes” (2012) Jean-Claude Van Damme. ‘R’ “Big Picture: Rethinking Dyslexia” (MAX) “American” (:45) ›› “Savages” (2012, Crime Drama) Taylor Kitsch, Blake Lively, Aaron Johnson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “For a Good Time, Call...” (2012) Ari Graynor.

The Jump Off The Jump Off The Jump Off ›› “Fast Times at Ridgemont High” (1982) ‘R’ (CC) Lingerie (CC)

› “Consequence” (2003)

Armand Assante. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ›› “One Day” (2011, Romance) Anne Hathaway. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›››› “Marty” (SHOW) The Big C: He. The Borgias “Siblings” (S) (CC)

Nurse Jackie Nurse Jackie Nurse Jackie The Borgias (N) (S) (CC) The Borgias (S) (CC) Nurse Jackie The Big C: Hereafter (S) (CC) The Borgias (S) (CC) Gigolos (CC)

›› “Scream 4” (2011, Horror) Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (3:50) ››› “The Apostle” (1998, Drama) Robert Duvall. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (:10) ›› “Shadows and Lies” (2010, Drama) James Franco. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “About Cherry” (2012, Drama) Ashley Hinshaw. Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

››› “Fright Night” (2011, Horror) Anton Yelchin, Colin Farrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(11:50) ››› “Lost in Translation” (2003) ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) ›› “After Fall, Winter” (2011, Drama) Eric Schaeffer, Lizzie Brocheré. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(3:50) › “Sexting” (2011) Jason Lewis. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Bringing”

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Minutes (N) (S) (CC) The Amazing Race (Season Finale) The winning team is determined. (N) (CC) The Mentalist (Season Finale) (N) NewsWCCO 4 News (:05) CSI: Miami (S) (CC) (12:05) Criminal Minds (S) (CC) (:05) Leverage A school-bus driver. NewsWCCO 4 News Paid Program Up to Minute Morning News WCCO 4 News WCCO 4 News This Morning at 5 WDSE NOVA Australia’s unusual creatures. Call the Midwife (N) (S) (CC) Masterpiece Classic (N) (CC) The Bletchley Circle (N) (CC) Keeping Up Keeping Up Call the Midwife (S) (CC) Masterpiece Classic (CC) (Off Air) KAWE Common Ground Ecosense Call the Midwife (N) (S) (CC) Masterpiece Classic (N) (CC) The Bletchley Circle (N) (CC) Native Report As Time Goes By Globe Trekker (S) (CC) (DVS) Masterpiece Classic (CC) The Bletchley Circle (CC) Great Performances (S) (CC) Broadway or Bust “The Casting Call” Broadway or Bust “Boot Camp” (S) Tavis Smiley To the Contrary KMSP Simpsons Cleveland Simpsons Bob’s Burgers Family Guy (N) American Dad FOX at 9 (N) Sports Prime. (:35) The Ofﬁce (:05) The Ofﬁce J. Van Impe (12:05) TMZ (N) (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program FOX at 9 Paid Program TMZ (S) (CC) Access Hollyw’d FOX 9 News FOX 9 Morning News at 5AM (N) KARE The Voice “The Knockouts, Part 1” Contestants perform. (S) (CC) All-Star Celebrity Apprentice The celebrities must plan a party. (N) (S) (CC) NewsBound(:05) Entertainment Tonight (N) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program News(:35) Dateline NBC (S) (CC) (:33) Meet the Press (CC) Amer. Athlete Early Today (N) NewsKARE 11 News Sunrise (N) (CC) KVRR Simpsons Cleveland Simpsons Bob’s Burgers Family Guy (N) American Dad Fox News 9 Two and Half Men Two and Half Men Big BangDermJ. Van Impe Paid Program (Off Air) WUCW Old Christine Old Christine ››› “Courage Under Fire” (1996) Denzel Washington, Meg Ryan. (CC) omg! Insider (N) Sports Show Paid Program Inside Edition Extra (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Ring of Honor Wrestling (CC) Hollyscoop (N) EstateBetter (S) (CC) Paid Program RightSide Paid Program Out of Zion WFTC Bones Ritualistic cannibalism. (CC) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangTwo and Half Men Two and Half Men Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Cops (S) (CC) Cops (S) (CC) Whacked Out Whacked Out Paid Program Paid Program 24 Ladders in 1 Cops (S) (CC) Fat LossCops (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program KPXM Monk (S) (CC) Monk Monk helps Natalie’s daughter. Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) NUMB3RS “Spree” (CC) NUMB3RS “Two Daughters” (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Nopalea with Paid Program Paid Program CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Nopalea with Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (AMC) “Man on Fire” ››› “Drumline” (2002) Nick Cannon. Rivalry between two drummers threatens a college band. Mad Men “For Immediate Release” (:04) Mad Men (CC) (:08) Mad Men (CC) (12:12) ››› “Drumline” (2002, Comedy-Drama) Nick Cannon, Zoe Saldana, Orlando Jones. (CC) (:43) CSI: Miami (S) (CC) (:44) CSI: Miami “Point of Impact” Three Stooges Paid Program Paid Program (AP) Ice Cold Gold (S) River Monsters (S) River Monsters (N) Ice Cold Gold (N) River Monsters (S) Ice Cold Gold (S) River Monsters (S) Ice Cold Gold (S) River Monsters (S) River Monsters (S) Ice Cold Gold (S) OranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/Atl.What HappensMedicine What HappensHappensFashionMedicine What HappensFashionHappensMedicine PaidPaidPaidPaidTBAReal (CNBC) DiabetesWall St.To Be Announced CNBC TitansAmerican GreedTo Be Announced PaidPaidAmerican GreedWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) CNN NewsroomAnthony Bourd.Anthony

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KTCA DinosaurMarthaArthurWild CuriousCat in SuperDinosaurSesame StreetTigerSidWordWrCliffordTigerThomasCaillouZoboomCuriousElectricWild ArthurMarthaWordGirl

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KVRR ScrubsBusiVariedSimpsonPaidFrasierJimPaidDivorceJudgePaidFrasierFunny VideosPaidKing/HillRayPaidPeople’s CourtFamFamMotherTheory

WUCW PrinceJ. MeyerCopeWomRobisonVariedSteve WilkosJerry SpringerMaury Judge MathisPeople’s CourtJusticeJusticeBill CunninghamSteve WilkosMaury

WFTC PaidPaidPaidPaidWendy WilliamsRicki LakeTrisha GoddardDivorceDivorceJudgeJudgeJudge B.Judge B.Law Order: CICopsCopsRayRaySimpsonFam Guy

KPXM Shepherd’s ChapelBibleInt.PaidPaidPaidPaidVaried Programs

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(A&E) DogDogDogDogCriminal MindsCriminal MindsCSI: MiamiCSI: MiamiCriminal MindsCriminal MindsThe First 48The First 48The First 48Varied Programs (AMC) PaidPaidPaidPaidMovieVaried Programs Movie Varied Programs (AP)

M Big CatBig CatMeerkatMeerkatHuman PlanetTo Be AnnouncedAnimal CopsAnimal CopsAnimal CopsAnimal CopsPit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParoleTo Be AnnouncedTo Be Announced

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(CNBC) (5:00) Squawk Box Squawk on the Street Fast MoneyPower LunchStreet SignsClosing BellClosing BellFast VariedMad Money (CNN) Starting Point CNN Newsroom CNN NewsroomAround the WorldCNN NewsroomCNN Newsroom Jake TapperThe Situation Room

M PaidPaidPaidPaidDailyColbertSunnySouth PkComedyChapChapChapChapChapChap(:20) ›› “Mystery Men” (1999) (CC) FturamaFturamaSunnySunnyTosh.0

T Amy Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0(:25) ›› “Beerfest” (2006) (CC) FturamaFturamaSunnySouth PkTosh.0

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W ScrubsScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth Pk › “Who’s Your Caddy?” (2007) (CC) FturamaFturamaSunnySunny

TH Comedy30 Rock30 Rock30 Rock30 RockTosh.0Tosh.0“Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls”FturamaFturama South Pk

F ComedyHalf Comedy(:21) ›› “School for Scoundrels”(:21) ›› “Weekend at Bernie’s” (CC) FturamaFturamaSunnySouth PkTosh.0 (DISC) PaidRobisonJ. MeyerPaidAlmost, AwayCriminal PursuitUnusual SuspectsAlmost, AwayMythBustersVaried Programs (DISN) LittleChugMickeyPiratesMickeyMickeyDoc VariedMickeyOctoLittleMovieVaried ProgramsPhineasVaried Programs AustinVaried Programs Good Jessie

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M ChapletRosaryDaily MassSunday PrimeMother AngelicaWomen RosaryDaily MassThe Journey HomeReliSaintChapletRosaryAnimatCatholicTruthBkmrkFaithFaithful

T Life on the RockMother Angelica Threshold of Hope MorningCatholic ChoicesEphesus

W Threshold of HopeMother Angelica Archbishop SheenG.K.Healing CatholicThe FriarTruthSaintFaith TH EWTN LiveSandalsReliNational March for Life: Ottawa, Canada Cat ChatDivineTruthCatholic.Rosary

F World Over LiveCatholic CatholicWomen RosaryDaily MassThe Journey HomeDevoStationsMercy DonutCross ChurchFaith

M PaidPaidGame Twins StuntFameMLB Baseball: Twins at IndiansPolarisStuntMLB Baseball: Twins at IndiansEnglish Premier League SoccerCar WarriorsVikingsTwins

T We Love Premier LeagueMLB Baseball: Twins at Red SoxSpotlight MLB Baseball: Twins at Red SoxPolarisStuntSports UnlimitedPremier LeagueGame

(FAM) Boy...Boy...Boy...Boy...Boy...700 ClubThe 700 ClubGilmore GirlsFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seRebaRebaRebaReba’70s’70s’70s’70sVaried Programs (FNC) (5:00) FOX and Friends America’s Newsroom Happening Now America Live Shepard SmithNeil CavutoThe Five Special Report (FSN)

W Game PolarisWe Love SpotlightSpotlight Car WarriorsStuntUFCWorld Poker TourUFC

TH UFC Premier League Game World Poker TourGamePolarisUFCCourtStunt

M SmarterSmarter › “Meet the Spartans” (2008) ›› “Zoolander” (2001) Ben Stiller. ›› “White Chicks” (2004) Shawn Wayans. ››› “Tropic Thunder” (2008) Ben Stiller. MotherMotherTwo Two

T ›› “Zoolander” (2001) Ben Stiller. ›› “White Chicks” (2004, Comedy) ››› “Tropic Thunder” (2008) Ben Stiller. › “The Bounty Hunter” (2010) Jennifer Aniston. Two Two MotherMother

W › “Stealing Harvard” (2002, Comedy) ›› “Little Black Book” (2004) Brittany Murphy. › “The Bounty Hunter” (2010) Jennifer Aniston. › “I Love You, Beth Cooper” (2009) ›› “You Don’t Mess With the Zohan” (2008) Anger

F Due Car Warriors WoodsOutdoor College Track and Field VikingsMinneMinneMinne (FX)

TH › “The Brothers Solomon” (2007) ›› “You Don’t Mess With the Zohan” (2008) › “Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo”“Austin Powers-Spy” MotherMotherMotherMotherTwo Two

F › “Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo”“Austin Powers-Spy” › “Dude, Where’s My Car?” (2000) Mother Two Two ›› “The Karate Kid” (2010, Drama) (GOLF) Morning Drive Live From THE PLAYERS Varied Programs

M First Pla.CandiceCandiceCandiceCandiceCandiceCandiceCandiceCandiceCandiceHuntersHunt IntlFirst Pla.First Pla.First Pla.First Pla.First Pla.First Pla.First Pla.First Pla.CousinsCousinsCousinsCousins

T EstateGoingGoingGoingGoingGoingGoingGoingGoingGoing

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W BuckJunkJunkJunkJunkJunkLove It or List ItLove It or List It

TH Good OutdoorGrt Grt Grt Grt NovoNovoNovoNovo Extreme HomesExtreme HomesExtreme HomesExtreme HomesExtreme HomesExtreme Homes

M The Real WestAncient Discovr.Ancient Discovr.Ancient Discovr.Ancient Discovr.Ancient Discovr.Ancient Discovr.Ancient Discovr.Ancient Discovr.Ancient Discovr.Who Really Discovered America?

T Civil War JournalCajun Cajun Cajun Cajun Cajun Cajun PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnCajun Cajun Cajun Cajun Cajun Cajun PawnPawnPawnPawn

W Modern MarvelsPickersPickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersPickersPickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican Pickers

F SellingMom Mom Mom MillionMillionMillionMillionMillionMillion Flea Flea Flea Flea Flea Flea Flea Flea Flea Flea Hunt IntlHunt Intl (HIST)

TH The Most ChasingChasingChasingChasingChasingChasingSwamp PeopleSwamp PeopleSwamp PeopleChasingChasingChasingChasingChasingChasingSwamp PeopleSwamp People

F Save Our HistoryModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern Marvels

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M The Balancing ActChrisFrasierFrasierFrasierFrasierFrasierWillWillWillWillMotherMotherGrey’s AnatomyGrey’s AnatomyMovie “Where Heart Is”

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M PaidPaidPaidPaidRepoCSI: NY CSI: NY CSI: Crime Scene ›› “The Guardian” (2006) Kevin Costner, Ashton Kutcher. (S) ›› “Fantastic Four” (2005) Ioan Gruffudd. (S) Wolfman

T CSI: NY CSI: NY CSI: Crime SceneAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionTenantsTenantsTenantsTenants

W RepoCSI: NY CSI: Crime Scene ›› “Unleashed” (2005) Jet Li, Bob Hoskins. (S) › “Skyline” (2010) Eric Balfour. (S) ›› “Gamer” (2009) Gerard Butler. (S) “Underworld” (S)

F NHL HockeyFormula One RacingThe Dan Patrick Show IntoMajestyFishingFishingB. DanceMotorsports Hour (NICK) TurtlesSponge.Sponge.Max, UmiUmiDora...Dora...BubbleBubblePeterMax, Dora...VariedSponge.Sponge.Sponge.RocketParentsParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge. (SPIKE)

TH CSI: NY CSI: NY CSI: NY Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways ›› “Underworld” (2003, Horror) Kate Beckinsale. (S) › “Resident Evil”

M PaidPaidDeﬁance ››› “Sin City” (2005, Crime Drama) Jessica Alba, Devon Aoki. (CC) ››› “Contact” (1997) Jodie Foster. › “Red Planet” (2000) Val Kilmer. (CC) “Terminator 3: Machines”

T Destination TruthDestination TruthDestination TruthGhost MineGhost MineGhost MineGhost MineGhost MineGhost MineParanormalParanormal

W Haunted CollectorHaunted CollectorHaunted CollectorHaunted CollectorHaunted CollectorHaunted CollectorHaunted CollectorHaunted CollectorHaunted CollectorWeird or What?Weird or What?

F StingsGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGangland ›› “Smokin’ Aces” (2007) (SYFY)

TH Deﬁance Warehouse 13Warehouse 13“Immortal Voyage” Neverland Neverland Deﬁance Warehouse 13

M Full K. ShookSuperJ. MeyerCreﬂoJ. HageePrinceY’r DayBelieverProphGoodMannaBehindJewishLife ToTodayThe 700 ClubJ. HageeJewishSpring Praise-A-Thon

T Turning 360 Life Graham ClassicDr. to Dr. Super Educa

F Zone ›› “Star Trek: the Motion Picture” (1979) (CC) Star Trek: NextStar Trek: NextStar Trek: NextStar Trek: NextStar Trek: NextStar Trek: Next“Star Trek II” (TBN)

W Israel: A Change Alive AgainstProclaim J. Meyer Breaking

TH Master G. BrownsEducaDiffer LifestyleRobisonHickey Lucado

F Cross Dupl’tis Best of Praise The Lord Living Life ToToday Holy (TBS)

M EarlEarlPrincePrincePayneBrownsPrincePrinceRulesRulesJimRayAmer.Amer.Wipeout RayFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsKingKingSeinfeld

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M (5:45) “The Sheik”(:15) “The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse”Playing“Magniﬁcent Ambersons”“The Lady From Shanghai” ›› “The Wild North” (1952) (CC) ›› “Soldiers Three” (1951) “King Solomon”

T “Gambling-Seas”(:15) ›› “Irene” (1940) Anna Neagle. ›› “Virginia City” (1940) Errol Flynn. ›› “Strange Cargo” (1940) (CC) ›› “We Who Are Young” ›› “South of Suez” (1940) “Brother Rat and a Baby”Little

W Throbre ›› “Little Nellie Kelly”(:15) ››› “Babes on Broadway”(:15) ››› “Gay Purr-ee”(:45) ›› “I Could Go on Singing” ››› “Song Without End” (1960) (:45) ›› “Night Ambush” (1958, War) So Long

TH (5:00) “Rocco and His Brothers” (1960) ››› “Purple Noon” (1960) “Have I the Right to Kill?”(:45) ››› “The Yellow Rolls-Royce” (1964) ›› “Once a Thief” (1965) (CC) ››› “Spirits of the Dead” (1968)

F Informer(:45) “The Story of Louis Pasteur” (CC) ››› “Captains Courageous” (1937) ››› “Boys Town” (1938) (:15) ›››› “Goodbye, Mr. Chips”(:15) ›››› “The Philadelphia Story” (1940) ›››› “Sergeant York” (TLC) Baby’s MultiplesBabyBabyBabyBabyPregnantPregnantBorBorWhat Not to WearBabyBabyExtreme Extreme What Not to WearVaried ProgramsMediumMediumMediumMedium (TNT) Charmed Charmed SupernaturalSupernaturalSupernaturalBones Bones Bones Bones Castle Castle Castle (TOON) Ben 10BeyPokeNinjaGoNinjaGoJohnnyJerryTom & JerryLooney TunesScoobyScoobyAlmostSquirrelLooneyJohnnyJohnnyVariedGumballGumballAdvenAdvenRegular (TRAV) PaidPaidPaidPaidHotelsHotelsVaried Programs No ReservationVaried ProgramsBizarre FoodsFoodFoodBizarre Foods (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidIn Session Police VideoPrincipalPrincipalStingsStingsVaried Programs CopsCops (TVLAND) PaidPaidMurder...VariedV. DykeV. DykeLucyLucyGrifﬁthGrifﬁthGunsm.VariedGunsmokeBonanza Bonanza BonanzaVariedM*A*S*HM*A*S*HGoldenGolden

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W ››› “The Aviator” (2004, Biography) Leonardo DiCaprio, Cate Blanchett. (CC) Law Order: CILaw Order: CINCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS

TH Law Order: CIBurn NoticeBurn NoticeBurn NoticeBurn NoticeBurn Notice

F House House Law Order: CILaw Order: CICSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneLaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVU (WGN-A) PrinceCreﬂoPaidPaidMatlock Matlock Heat of the NightHeat of the NightNews Walker, RangerWalker, RangerWalker, RangerLaw Order: CIChrisChris

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W “Kit Kittredge: American”Snow“Ice Age: Continental Drift”“Breakin’ All the Rules” (S) ›› “First Daughter” (2004) (:45) ››› “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” (2001) ››› “Manhunt” (2013) (S) “Journey 2-Myst”

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Many people work hard at cultivating a down-to-earth TV persona. Alex Guarnaschelli simply is that way.

The Manhattan native, of Food Network’s “Chopped,” “Iron Chef America” and “Alex’s Day Off,” is devoid of airs. She’s making the rounds with her new cookbook, “Old School Comfort Food: The Way I Learned to Cook.”

At the time of this interview, she had just won “America’s Next Iron Chef,” and though seemingly preparing for it her whole life, she was stunned and thrilled.

Her mother is noted cookbook editor Maria Guarnaschelli, and the TV chef is a devoted cookbook reader. While some chefs pride themselves on creating on the spot, Guarnaschelli talks about studying her well-worn cookbooks.

Her notebook on French basics, she acknowledges, is smudged with egg yolk and flour. Guarnaschelli knew she wanted to be a chef since graduating from Barnard College with a degree in art history.

“I thought, I really love cooking and cookbooks, and I did a lot of college cooking,” she says. “I made a lot of lasagna. That’s quite an undertaking, lasagna, and making it for 20 hungry college students. And I saw how excited people were, and people would come over, and I realized, ‘Wow! This is serious.’ ”

Her lack of pretension extends to food, and she doesn’t pooh-pooh convenience foods.

“I have made cakes from boxed mixes,” she says. “During the canned challenge on ‘Next Iron Chef,’ I said I like canned food. I just think there is nobility in a lot of different things. I love a green market vegetable like nobody else, and I grew up eating canned corn and seeing the nobility in a lot of ingredients.”

Still, there is one food she hates working with – pattypans.

“And I am afraid of cardamom because I have seen it from one sprinkle to the next, it goes from delicious to disaster,” she says. “And I don’t like cooking with pineapple.”

She does, though, love potatoes.

“I never get tired of them,” Guarnaschelli says. “I want to cook them all the time. I love sardines and anchovies a lot. And I like dairy, and I like making my own butter and my own ricotta.”

Already the executive chef at two Manhattan restaurants, Butter and The Darby, Guarnaschelli says she has goals: “to face all that I feel I need to learn and to grow more culinarily.”

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What did you have for dinner last night?

“A pork chop cooked with black pepper and brown sugar-roasted black radishes and Brussels sprouts.”

When was the last vacation you took – where and why?

“I drove from Northern to Southern California.”

What are you currently reading?

“I am an avid reader of cookbooks. Recreationally, I am going through the Balthazar cookbooks and a book called ‘The End of the Line’ by Charles Clover. A topic that interests me is how overfishing is changing the world and what we eat.”

“Subway Fresh Artists Filmmakers Series: Herman,” www.mydamnchannel.com/ subway/herman_subway_ fresh_artists_2013/hermanepisode1_10083.aspx

In another of the Subwaybranded series from USC and NYU, the puppet title character heads to Hollywood in search of the “roll” of a lifetime.

“Subway Fresh Artists Filmmakers Series: Bite Night,” www.mydamnchannel. com/subway/bite_night_subway_fresh_artists_2013/bitenightepisode1_10080.aspx

This new branded series that comes out of a program in which five teams from NYU and USC were asked to develop scripted, episodic Web series on the theme “Every sandwich tells a story.” In this series, a highschool track star falls for a Subway “sandwich artist,” who has more bite than she expected.

“Burning Love: Burning Down the House,” screen.yahoo.com/burning-love Paramount’s Insurge Pictures and Yahoo! Screen present the third season of the reality show spoof of ABC’s “Bachelor Pad,” that stars Ken Marino, Michael Ian Black, June Diane Raphael, Abigail Spencer and Natasha Leggero. The favorite rejected suitors return to the mansion in hopes of winning the grand prize of $900 amid hookups, backstabbing, romance, champagne and outlandish outfits.

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(DISC) Deadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchBackBackDeadliest CatchBackBackDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchPopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCreﬂo (DISN) GravityANT “Tinker Bel” JessieJessieGood AustinANT WizardsWizardsDeckDeckGood Good WizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasGaspard Octo (E!) E! News Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialKardasKardasChelseaE! News ChelseaKardasKardasChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) E:60 (N) 30 for 30

Tonight (N) (CC)

NFL Live (N) (CC) The Real Rocky30 for 30 30 for 30

(CC) Mike & Mike (N) (Live) (CC)

(EWTN) Daily MassMother AngelicaReliRosaryThreshold of HopeThoughtWomen Daily MassMother AngelicaLoveDefendFaithfulEphesusThoughtPapal AudienceDoor FaithMusic

(FAM) (5:30) “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” ›› “Shallow Hal” (2001) Gwyneth Paltrow. The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerAmazing

(FSN) MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Boston Red Sox. (N) Twins SpotlightVikingsUFCWorld Poker TourMLB Baseball: Twins at Red Sox PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features. Inside PGA Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features. Live From THE PLAYERS (HGTV) Hunt IntlHuntersFlip or Flip or Income PropertyHuntersHunt IntlFlip or Flip or Income PropertyHuntersHunt IntlFlip or Flip or Flip or Flip or PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDecked (HIST) PawnPawnCnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. AmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriCnt. Cnt.

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(NICK) Sponge.DrakeFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seNannyNannyFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorge(:45) George LopezGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearFull H’seFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) TenantsTenantsTenantsTenantsTenantsTenantsTenantsTenantsUr. TarTenantsTenantsTenantsTenantsTenantsUr. TarTenantsTenantsRepoPaid PaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) ParanormalParanormalWeird or What? (N) Weird or What? (N) Weird or What? (S) Weird or What? (S) “Riddles of the Sphinx” (2008) (CC) “Ba’al: The Storm God” (2008) (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) Spring Praise-ThonBehindJ. MeyerPrinceParsleyPraise the Lord (CC) ACLJFull SecretsCreﬂoBehindSpring Praise-A-Thon Miracles AroundWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangLast Laugh? Big BangConan (N) (CC) Last Laugh? Conan (CC) The Ofﬁce (CC) › “Road Trip: Beer Pong” (2009) Preston Jones, Danny Pudi. (CC) Better Worse MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:30) ››› “Little Men” (1940)

››› “The Asphalt Jungle” (1950) Sterling Hayden, Sam Jaffe. (CC) (DVS)

››› “Crossﬁre” (1947) Robert Young. (CC) ›››› “Out of the Past” (1947) Robert Mitchum, Jane Greer. (CC) (DVS) (:45) ››› “Out of the Fog” (1941) Ida Lupino. (CC)

(:15) ››› “The Naked City” (1948) Barry Fitzgerald, Howard Duff. (CC) › “Hideaway” (1937) Fred Stone. ›› “Thoroughbreds Don’t Cry” (TLC) Gypsy Wedding19 Kids-Count19 Kids19 KidsCoupleCouple19 Kids19 KidsCoupleCouple19 Kids-CountGypsy WeddingPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid19 Kids19 Kids

(TNT) Castle “3XK” (S) NBA Basketball

NBA Basketball Inside the NBA (N) Rizzoli & IslesThe Closer (CC) Las Vegas “Pilot” Angel “Heartthrob” Smallville (CC) (TOON) JohnnyTeenLooneyAdvenKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyHero: (TRAV) FoodFoodAirport Airport Airport Airport The LayoverNo ReservationAirport Airport The LayoverNo ReservationAirport Airport NopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV)

Paid Program Paid Program (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) House “Open and Shut” (S) (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent “One” Psych Shawn runs for mayor. (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosMLB Baseball St. Louis Cardinals at Chicago Cubs. (N) NewsVideosRulesRules30 RockScrubs30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (:05) ››› “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” (2011) James Franco. (S) ‘PG-13’

› “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” (2012) ‘R’ (CC) Candelabra Game of Thrones “The Climb” (CC) VICE (S) (CC) Veep (S) (CC) Real Sex (CC) (:45) ›› “Kalifornia” (1993, Suspense) Brad Pitt. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) › “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” (2012) Benjamin Walker. (S) ‘R’ (Off Air) (MAX) “Cowboys” (:35) ››› “Forrest Gump” (1994, Comedy-Drama) Tom Hanks, Gary Sinise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas” (2011) ‘R’ The Jump Off Lingerie (CC) (:35) ›› “Cowboys & Aliens” (2011, Science Fiction) Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(1:50) ››› “Ghost Story” (1981) Fred Astaire. ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ›› “Rumble Fish” (1983) Matt Dillon. ‘R’ (CC) › “SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2” (SHOW) “Company” (:45) “That’s What She Said” (2012) Anne Heche. ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ››› “Mean Girls” (2004, Comedy) Lindsay Lohan. (S) ‘PG-13’ The Big C: Hereafter (S) (CC) Nurse Jackie The Borgias (S) (CC) ›› “God Bless Ozzy Osbourne” (2010) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:05) “All Good Things” (2010, Mystery) Ryan Gosling. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (Off Air) › “Serious Moonlight” (2009) Meg Ryan. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (4:45) ›› “Road to Nowhere” ‘R’ ›› “Liberal Arts” (2012) Josh Radnor. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:40) ››› “King of California” (2007) Michael Douglas. (:15) ›› “House of D” (2004, ComedyDrama) Anton Yelchin. (S) ‘PG-13’

“The Seduction of Misty Mundae” (2004) ‘NR’ (CC) “Flesh Wounds” (2011) Kevin Sorbo. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “The Long Weekend” (2005) Chris Klein. ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ››› “Trees Lounge” (1996) Steve Buscemi. (S) ‘R’

MAY 5 - 11, 2013 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH – 13 TUESDAY EVENING MAY 7, 2013 6:006:307:007:308:008:309:009:3010:0010:3011:0011:3012:0012:301:001:302:002:303:003:304:004:305:005:30 BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Jesse James: American CONSTITUTION USA-Sagal TED Talks Education (N) (S) (CC) As Time Goes By As Time Goes By NOVA Australia’s unusual creatures. PBS NewsHour (S) (CC) Jesse James: American CONSTITUTION USA-Sagal TED Talks Education (N) (S) (CC) As Time Goes By As Time Goes By NOVA Australia’s unusual creatures. KSTP NewsNewsSplash (Season Finale) (N) (S) (CC) Dancing With the Stars (N) (CC) (:01) Body of Proof “Dark City” (N) (S) 5 Eyewitness News at 10 (N) (S) Jimmy Kimmel Live (N) (S) (CC) (12:02) Nightline According-Jim (:02) Twin Cities Live Happenings. Paid Program ABC World News Now (N) (CC) America Morning NewsNewsNews KCCO NewsWheel of Fortune NCIS “Double Blind” (N) (S) NCIS: Los Angeles “Parley” (N) (S) Golden Boy “Beast of Burden” (N) (S) NewsLate Show With David Letterman Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson NewsComicsComicsPaid Program SleepUp to the Minute (N) (S) Morning News WCCO 4 News WCCO 4 News This Morning at 5 WDSE PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Jesse James: American CONSTITUTION USA-Sagal TED Talks Education (N) (S) (CC) World News BusinessCharlie Rose (N) (S) (CC) The Bletchley Circle (CC) (Off Air) KAWE PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Jesse James: American CONSTITUTION USA-Sagal TED Talks Education (N) (S) (CC) LakelandWorld News BusinessThis Old House Charlie Rose (N) (S) (CC) CONSTITUTION USA-Sagal TED Talks Education (S) (CC) Independent Lens (S) (CC) Antiques Roadshow (S) (CC) LakelandLakeland KMSP Access Hollyw’d TMZ (N) (CC) Hell’s Kitchen “12 Chefs Compete” New Girl (N) (S) Mindy Project FOX at 9 (N) FOX at 10 (N) (:35) TMZ (S) Dish Nation (N) Access Hollyw’d The Ofﬁce (CC) (:35) The Ofﬁce Paid Program Paid Program FOX at 9 Paid Program TMZ (S) (CC) Access Hollyw’d FOX 9 News FOX 9 Morning News at 5AM (N) KARE NewsEntertainment The Voice “The Live Playoffs, Part 2” Contestants perform. (N) (S Live) (CC) (:01) Grimm “Kiss of the Muse” (N) NewsThe Tonight Show With Jay Leno (S) (:36) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Last Call/Daly NewsEntertainment (:05) Today (S) (CC) Mad MoneyEarly Today (N) NewsKARE 11 News Sunrise (N) (CC) KVRR Foxnews at 6 (N) Two and Half Men Hell’s Kitchen “12 Chefs Compete” New Girl (N) (S) Mindy Project Fox News at 9 (N) Two and Half Men Big BangHow I Met Paid Program Paid Program (Off Air) WUCW Family Feud (N) Family Feud (S) Hart of Dixie “On the Road Again” America’s Next Top Model (CC) Inside Edition omg! Insider (N) Extra (N) (CC) Old Christine There Yet? Baggage (CC) Excused (N) (S) Paid Program American Dad American Dad Extra (N) (CC) Cheaters (CC) Excused (CC) Old Christine The Jeremy Kyle Show (N) (S) (CC) Paid Program Out of Zion WFTC Big BangBig BangHouse “All In” Life of a young boy. (S) House “Sleeping Dogs Lie” (CC) Two and Half Men Two and Half Men Simpsons Family Guy (S) 30 Rock (CC) 30 Rock (CC) King of the Hill Always Sunny Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Judge Ross Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program KPXM Criminal Minds “Zoe’s Reprise” Criminal Minds (S) (CC) Criminal Minds “Demonology” (S) Criminal Minds “Omnivore” (CC) Flashpoint “No Kind of Life” (CC) Flashpoint Two young con artists. Flashpoint “Eyes In” (CC) (DVS) Flashpoint “Sons of the Father” (S) Paid Program Teleworld Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (S) Paid Program Tom World CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars (N) Storage Wars (N) HoggersHoggersHoggersHoggersStorage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars HoggersHoggersHoggersHoggers(:02) Classroom “UR Life Online” Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (AMC) (4:00) ›› “A Knight’s Tale” ›››

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(FX) Two

›› “Soul Surfer” (2011) AnnaSophia Robb. ›› “Soul Surfer” (2011) AnnaSophia Robb. › “I Love You, Beth Cooper” (2009) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features. (N) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features. Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features. Inside PGA

Cnt. Cnt. AmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) Dance MomsDance MomsDance Moms (N) Preachers’(:01) Dance Moms(:02) Dance MomsDance MomsPreachers’(:03) Dance MomsPaidNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaid (NBCSN) NHL LiveNHL Hockey NHL Hockey NHL LiveRugby Sevens World Series: Scotland. PaidPaid ProgramPaidPaidPaidNHL

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PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnRepoRepoPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnRepoRepoPolice VideoStingsPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Cleveland Cleveland ’70s Show ’70s Show Golden Girls Golden Girls Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Home Improve. Home Improve.

MOVIES SPORTS KIDS NEWS

in Sixty Seconds” (2000, Action) Nicolas Cage, Angelina Jolie, Giovanni Ribisi. (CC)

Quest” (1999, Comedy)

Allen, Sigourney Weaver. (CC)

River Monsters (S) River Monsters (S) River MonstersRiver MonstersRiver Monsters (S) River MonstersRiver MonstersRiver Monsters (S)

Monsters (S) River MonstersRiver MonstersOranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Dukes of Dukes of Million DollarHappensRachel Zoe ProjectBrad Dukes of Real HousewivesHappensRachel Zoe ProjectPaidPaidPaidPaidHousewives/OC (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportThe Car ChasersCeleb ApprenTreasure Det.Mad MoneyAmerican GreedAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) ColbertDailyChapChapSouth PkSouth PkWork.South PkDailyColbertSouth PkSouth PkDailyColbertWork.Work.Donald GloverSunnyComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (N) Big Brain Th.MythBusters (CC) Big Brain Th.MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) PopoffPaidTelePaidPaidPaidPaidCreﬂo (DISN) GravityANT ››› “Ratatouille” (2007) (S) (CC) JessieGood AustinANT WizardsWizardsDeckDeckGood Good WizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasGaspard Octo (E!) E! News Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialSoupE Spec.ChelseaE! News ChelseaE! SpecialChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (CC) Baseball TonightSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (CC) SportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) NFL Live (N) (CC) 30 for 30 30 for 30 30 for 30 Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) NBA Tonight (N) NASCAR Now (N)

SportsNation (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) SportsNation (CC) Mike & Mike (N) (Live) (CC) (EWTN) Daily MassEWTN LiveSt MiRosaryReliVaticanoCatholicWomen Daily MassEWTN LiveLoveSwearFaithfulDevoSaintApo.Fran. FaithRutler (FAM) (5:30) ›› “You Again” ›› “The Princess Diaries” (2001, Comedy) The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerGrace (FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N)

(FSN) MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Boston Red Sox. (N) Twins SpotlightGame UFCWorld Poker TourMLB Baseball: Twins at Red Sox PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(FX) Two Two ›› “Battle: Los Angeles” (2011) Aaron Eckhart. ›› “Battle: Los Angeles” (2011) Aaron Eckhart. The AmericansAmerican- StoryAmerican- StoryAmerican- StoryPaidPaidPaidPaid

(GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features. (N) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features. Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features. 19th Hole Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features. Euro Tour Inside PGA Live From THE PLAYERS Live From THE PLAYERS

(HGTV) Property BrothersCousinsCousinsProperty BrothersHuntersHunt IntlProperty BrothersProperty BrothersHuntersHunt IntlProperty BrothersCousinsCousinsNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidDig In

(HIST) American PickersAmerican PickersLarry the CableTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedAmerican PickersLarry the CableTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidNopalea

(LIFE) Wife Swap (CC) “Killer Among Us” (2012) Tess Atkins. “The Pastor’s Wife” (2011) (CC) (:02) “Killer Among Us” (2012) (CC) (:02) “The Pastor’s Wife” (2011) (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NBCSN) NHL LiveNHL Hockey NHL Hockey NHL LiveCrosPro TalkRed Bull SeriesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidFisher.NHL LiveHockey (NICK) Sponge.DrakeFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seNannyNannyFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) (5:00) ›› “Underworld” (2003) (S) › “Resident Evil” (2002, Horror) (S) ›› “Gamer” (2009) Gerard Butler. (S) Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Knife Knife PaidPaid

(SYFY) Haunted CollectorHaunted CollectorHaunted CollectorParanormalHaunted CollectorParanormal“Hills-Eyes 2”“The Lost Tribe” (2009) Emily Foxler, Nick Mennell. (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) Spring Praise-ThonBehindTurningPrinceEndPraise the Lord (CC) GoodDupl’tisEasterCrefloBehindSpring Praise-A-Thon MeyerCrossWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (CC) The Office (CC) ›› “Speed Racer” (2008) Emile Hirsch. A racecar driver enters an arduous cross-country match. Better Worse MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:30) ››› “So Long at the Fair” Don’t Say No Until I Finish Talking: Richard D. Zanuck (:45) ›››› “Driving Miss Daisy” (1989) Morgan Freeman. (CC) Don’t Say No Until I Finish Talking: Richard D. Zanuck (12:15) ››› “Cocoon” (1985, Fantasy) Don Ameche, Wilford Brimley, Brian Dennehy. (CC) ››› “Compulsion” (1959, Crime Drama) Orson Welles, Dean Stockwell. Now Playing ››› “Rocco and His Brothers” (TLC) Hoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedObsesObsesHoard-BuriedObsesObsesHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedPopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidSee-Believing (TNT) NBA Basketball NBA Basketball Inside the NBA (N) Cold Case (CC) Rizzoli & IslesThe Closer (CC) Las Vegas (CC) Angel (S) (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) RegularNinjaGoDragonsIncredKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyHero: (TRAV) FoodFoodBurgerBurgerToy HntrToy HntrExtreme BunkersSandwich Paradise Toy HntrToy HntrExtreme BunkersSandwich Paradise BurgerBurgerPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) PawnPawnRepoRepoRepoRepoPawnPawnBait CarBait CarRepoRepoRepoRepoPawnPawnBait CarBait CarPolice VideoStingsPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Raymond Raymond Cleveland The ExesKing of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Cleveland Cleveland ’70s Show ’70s Show Golden Girls Golden Girls Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Home Improve. Home Improve. Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS Posthumous accusation. (CC) NCIS Gibbs’ former mother-in-law. (S) NCIS “Safe Harbor” (S) Psych “Office Space” (N) (CC) (:01) NCIS “Freedom” (S) (CC) (:01) NCIS “Witness” (S) (CC) (12:01) Psych “Office Space” (CC) (:01) House “Broken” (Part 1 of 2) House “Broken” (Part 2 of 2)

Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Art” Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosRulesRulesRulesRulesNews at NineFunny VideosRulesRules30 RockScrubs30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) “Journey 2: The Mysterious Island” ›› “Ice Age: Continental Drift” (2012) (S) ‘PG’ (CC) Veep (S) (CC) Game of Thrones “The Climb” (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

››› “Manhunt” (2013, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(12:50) ››› “The Terminator” (1984) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ›› “No Escape” (1994, Science Fiction) Ray Liotta. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Conchords

(:10) ›› “Harriet the Spy” (1996) (S) (MAX) “Lucky One” ››› “Ray” (2004) Jamie Foxx. Ray Charles overcomes hardships to become a legend. ‘PG-13’

›› “Dark Shadows” (2012, Comedy) Johnny Depp. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

The Jump Off ›› “Project X” (2012) Thomas Mann. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Forbidden Science Feature 4: Dark Secrets (S) (CC) ›› “Executive Target” (1997) Michael Madsen. ‘R’

(:10) ››› “Purple Rain” (1984, Musical) Prince, Morris Day. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) “3 Musketeers” ››› “Our Idiot Brother” (2011) Paul Rudd. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Jim Rome on Showtime (N) The Borgias (S) (CC) Jim Rome on Showtime 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC) Gigolos (CC) › “High School” (2010) Adrien Brody. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “Brüno” (2009) Sacha Baron Cohen. ‘R’ (CC) (:45) “Touching Home” (2008, Drama) Ed Harris, Brad Dourif. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Holy Man” (TMC) (5:30) ›› “Mistress” (1992) Robert Wuhl. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) “Last Night” (2010) Keira Knightley. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “About Cherry” (2012) Ashley Hinshaw. ‘NR’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Shadows and Lies” (2010, Drama) James Franco. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Good Neighbours” (2010) Jay Baruchel. ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “Love and a .45” (1994, Action) Gil Bellows. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Dogboys” (1998, Action) Bryan Brown. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Partners”

14 – MAY 5 - 11, 2013 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH

EVENING MAY

2013 6:006:307:007:308:008:309:009:3010:0010:3011:0011:3012:0012:301:001:302:002:303:003:304:004:305:005:30 BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Nature White-tailed deer in the U.S. (N) NOVA “Venom: Nature’s Killer” (S) Secrets of the Dead (N) (S) At the Capitol As Time Goes By “Mr. Cao Goes to Washington” PBS NewsHour (S) (CC) Nature White-tailed deer in the U.S. (S) NOVA “Venom: Nature’s Killer” (S) Secrets of the Dead (S) At the Capitol As Time Goes By “Mr. Cao Goes to Washington” KSTP NewsNews The Middle (N) Family Tools (N) Modern Family How to Live Nashville (N) (S) (CC) 5 Eyewitness News at 10 (N) (S) Jimmy Kimmel Live (N) (S) (CC) (12:02) Nightline According-Jim (:02) Twin Cities Live Happenings. Paid Program ABC World News Now (N) (CC) America Morning NewsNewsNews KCCO NewsWheel of Fortune Survivor: Caramoan Criminal Minds “Nanny Dearest” CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (N) NewsLate Show With David Letterman Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson NewsComicsComicsPaid Program Paid Program Up to the Minute (N) (S) Morning News WCCO 4 News WCCO 4 News This Morning at 5 WDSE PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Nature White-tailed deer in the U.S. (N) NOVA Asteroid crashes in Russia. Secrets of the Dead (N) (S) World News BusinessThe Flintlock Disaster (S) (CC) In My Lifetime (S) (CC) (Off Air) KAWE PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Nature White-tailed deer in the U.S. (N) NOVA “Venom: Nature’s Killer” (S) Secrets of the Dead (N) (S) LakelandAt the Capitol BusinessReligion & Ethics Charlie Rose (N) (S) (CC) NOVA “Venom: Nature’s Killer” (S) Secrets of the Dead (S) Jesse James: American CONSTITUTION USA-Sagal LakelandLakeland KMSP Access Hollyw’d TMZ (N) (CC) American Idol “Finalists Compete” The finalists perform for the judges. (N) FOX at 9 (N) FOX at 10 (N) (:35) TMZ (S) Dish Nation (N) Access Hollyw’d The Office (CC) (:35) The Office Paid Program Paid Program FOX at 9 Paid Program TMZ (S) (CC) Access Hollyw’d FOX 9 News FOX 9 Morning News at 5AM (N) KARE NewsEntertainment The Voice (N) (S Live) (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Chicago Fire “Leaders Lead” (N) NewsThe Tonight Show With Jay Leno (S) (:36) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Last Call/Daly NewsEntertainment (:05) Today (S) (CC) Mad MoneyEarly Today (N) NewsKARE 11 News Sunrise (N) (CC) KVRR Foxnews at 6 (N) Two and Half Men American Idol “Finalists Compete” The finalists perform for the judges. (N) Fox News at 9 (N) Two and Half Men Big BangHow I Met Paid Program Paid Program (Off Air) WUCW Family Feud (N) Family Feud (S) Arrow Laurel makes a decision. Supernatural “Clip Show” (N) (CC) Inside Edition omg! Insider (N) Extra (N) (CC) Old Christine There Yet? Baggage (CC) Excused (N) (S) Paid Program American Dad American Dad Extra (N) (CC) Cheaters (CC) Excused (CC) Old Christine The Jeremy Kyle Show (N) (S) (CC) Paid Program Out of Zion WFTC Big BangBig BangNUMB3RS “The Art of Reckoning” NUMB3RS “Under Pressure” (CC) Two and Half Men Two and Half Men Simpsons Family Guy (S) 30 Rock (CC) 30 Rock (CC) King of the Hill Always Sunny Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Judge Ross Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program KPXM (4:00) ›› “Assassins” (1995) (S) WWE Main Event (N) (S) ›› “Demolition Man” (1993, Science Fiction) Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes. (S) ››› “The Negotiator” (1998, Suspense) Samuel L. Jackson, Kevin Spacey, David Morse. (S) NUMB3RS “The Mole” (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Living Well Public Affairs CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (AMC) CSI: Miami “G.O.” (S) (CC) › “Gone in Sixty Seconds” (2000, Action) Nicolas Cage, Angelina Jolie, Giovanni Ribisi. (CC) (:31) › “Gone

››› “Galaxy

Tim

(:15) ››› “Scary Movie” (2000) Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans. Three Stooges Three Stooges Paid Program Paid Program (AP)

River

WEDNESDAY

MOVIES SPORTS KIDS NEWS

Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) ColbertDailyFturamaFturamaTosh.0Tosh.0SunnySunnyDailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0DailyColbert“Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls”SunnyHalf PaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) BackBackBackBackHillbillyHillbillyBuying Buying HillbillyHillbillyBuying Buying BackBackHillbillyHillbillyPaidNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCreﬂo (DISN) GravityANT Good DogJessieAustinJessieGood AustinANT WizardsWizardsDeckDeckGood Good WizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasGaspard Octo (E!) E! News E Spec.E Spec.Big Rich TexasNick Cannon’s Big ChelseaE! News ChelseaIce-CocoIce-CocoChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

SportCtrNBANBA Basketball NBA Basketball

(EWTN) Daily MassWorld Over LiveCrossingRosaryLife on the RockDefendWomen Daily MassWorld Over LiveLoveOctavaFaithfulSavoringWeb of Faith 2.0Living RightFaithChoices

(FAM) (5:00) “The Princess Diaries” ››› “Enchanted” (2007, Fantasy) Amy Adams. The 700 Club (S)

700 Club (S)

MeyerNopalea

FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N)

and Friends First

and Friends (N) (FSN) MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Boston Red Sox. (N) Twins Due UFC UnleashedWorld Poker TourMLB Baseball: Twins at Red Sox PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (FX) ››› “The Other Guys” (2010) Will Ferrell. AngerTwo Two BiasedBrandX WithBiased ››› “The Other Guys” (2010) Will Ferrell. PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features. (N) PGA Tour

Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) › “Case 39” (2009) Renée Zellweger. ›› “S1m0ne” (2002) Al Pacino. Premiere. (CC) › “Repo Men” (2010) Jude Law. (CC) Warehouse 13 (S) Warehouse 13 (S) Weird or What? (S) Weird or What? (S) PaidPaid (TBN) Spring Praise-ThonBehindOsteenPrinceHillsongPraise the Lord (CC) Holy TurningIBA CreﬂoBehindSpring Praise-A-Thon BibleR. LuceWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangMen at Work (N) Big BangConan (N) (CC) Men at Work Conan (CC) The Ofﬁce (CC) › “Superhero Movie” (2008) Drake Bell, Sara Paxton. (CC) TBS Preview MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (:15) Now Playing “May 2013” ›› “There’s Always Tomorrow” (1956) Premiere. ››› “A Summer Place” (1959) Richard Egan, Dorothy McGuire. (CC) (:45) ››› “Our Very Own” (1950, Drama) Ann Blyth, Jane Wyatt.

›››› “A Hatful of Rain” (1957) Eva Marie Saint, Don Murray. (CC) ›››› “Man on Fire” (1957, Drama) Bing Crosby, Inger Stevens. MGM Parade ›››› “The Informer” (1935) (TLC) TattoosTattoosCasinoCasinoTattoosTattoosMama’sMama’sTattoosTattoosMama’sMama’sTattoosTattoosTattoosTattoosPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidThe Message (S) (TNT) Castle (S) (CC) Castle (S) Castle (S) Castle “Setup” CSI: NY “Epilogue” CSI: NY (S) (CC) Cold Case (CC) Rizzoli & IslesThe Closer (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel (S) (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) RegularAnnoyIncredRegularKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyFaceChilSquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChilXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyHero: (TRAV) FoodFoodMysteries-MuseumMonumental MysMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMonumental MysMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Top 20 FunniestWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Top 20 FunniestWorld’s Dumbest...Police VideoStingsPaidPaidPaid

(TVLAND) Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Cleveland Cleveland ’70s Show ’70s Show Golden Girls Golden Girls Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Home Improve. Home Improve. Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “Escaped” (S) (CC) NCIS Marine is attacked in his home. NCIS “Skeletons” (S) (CC) The Moment “Toy Designer” (N) Psych “Ofﬁce Space” (CC)

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) The Moment “Toy Designer” (CC)

Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC)

Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) House “The Choice” (S) (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNewsVideosFunny VideosRulesRules30 RockScrubs30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (5:30) “The Presence” (2010) (CC)

› “Chernobyl Diaries” (2012) Ingrid Bols Berdal. ‘R’ Game of Thrones “The Climb” (CC) Veep (S) (CC) Cathouse Cathouse VICE (S) (CC) ››› “Bridesmaids” (2011, Comedy) Kristen Wiig, Rose Byrne. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ›› “Clockers” (1995, Drama) Harvey Keitel, John Turturro, Delroy Lindo. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(3:50) ››› “Mary and Martha” (2013) Hilary Swank. “George” (MAX) (5:00) ›› “The Beach” (2000) ‘R’

›› “Deep Impact” (1998, Drama) Robert Duvall. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Tower Heist” (2011) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Co-Ed Conﬁdential 3: Spring Break Feature 1 (12:15) ›› “The Brave One” (2007, Suspense) Jodie Foster. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “The Sentinel” (1977, Horror) Cristina Raines. ‘R’ (CC)

(3:50) ››› “The Horse Whisperer” (1998) Robert Redford. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (SHOW) › “Legendary” (2010, Drama) Patricia Clarkson, John Cena. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Bulletproof Monk” (2003, Action) Chow Yun-Fat. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Gigolos (N) (S) The Borgias (S) (CC) Gigolos (CC)

›› “Blues Brothers 2000” (1998) Dan Aykroyd. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

“The Tortured” (2010) Erika Christensen. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Hillside Cannibals” (2006) Heather Conforto. ‘NR’ (CC)

(:05) › “Def Jam’s How to Be a Player” (1997) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) “The Conﬁdant” (2010) Boris Kodjoe. Premiere. ‘NR’ (12:15) ››› “Squeeze” (1997, Drama) Tyrone Burton. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Quadrophenia” (1979, Musical) Phil Daniels. Premiere. ‘R’ (CC) (Off Air) ›› “No Looking Back” (1998) Lauren Holly. ‘R’

›› “Beyond Borders” (2003, Drama) Angelina Jolie, Clive Owen. (S) ‘R’ (:10) ›› “The Extra Man” (2010) ‘R’ (TMC) (5:30) ›› “Flypaper” (2011) ‘NR’

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6:006:307:007:308:008:309:009:3010:0010:3011:0011:3012:0012:301:001:302:002:303:003:304:004:305:005:30 BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) The This Old House Hour (CC) Frozen North: Sir Hubert’s Ground War (S) (CC) (DVS) As Time Goes By As Time Goes By CONSTITUTION USA-Sagal PBS NewsHour (S) (CC) The This Old House Hour (CC) Frozen North: Sir Hubert’s Ground War (S) (CC) (DVS) As Time Goes By As Time Goes By CONSTITUTION USA-Sagal KSTP NewsNewsWipeout Obstacles include Octopushy. Grey’s Anatomy “Readiness Is All” (:02) Scandal “Any Questions?” (N) (S) 5 Eyewitness News at 10 (N) (S) Jimmy Kimmel Live (N) (S) (CC) (12:02) Nightline According-Jim (:02) Twin Cities Live Happenings. Paid Program ABC World News Now (N) (CC) America Morning NewsNewsNews KCCO NewsWheel of Fortune Big BangTwo and Half Men (:01) Person of Interest “God Mode” (:01) Elementary (N) (S) (CC) NewsLate Show With David Letterman Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson NewsComicsComicsPaid Program Paid Program Up to the Minute (N) (S) Morning News WCCO 4 News WCCO 4 News This Morning at 5 WDSE PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Great Garden Lawyers on Line Venture North (S) Native Report The Playlist Minnesota World News BusinessCharlie Rose (N) (S) (CC) Secrets of the Dead (N) (S) (Off Air) KAWE PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Common Ground Ecosense Your LegislatorsThe This Old House Hour (CC) LakelandWorld News BusinessEquitrekking Charlie Rose (N) (S) (CC) TED Talks Education (S) (CC) Jesse James: American Nature White-tailed deer in the U.S. (S) NOVA “Venom: Nature’s Killer” (S) LakelandLakeland KMSP Access Hollyw’d TMZ (N) (CC) American Idol “Results Show” (N) Glee “All or Nothing” (CC) (DVS) FOX at 9 (N) FOX at 10 (N) (:35) TMZ (S) Dish Nation (N) Access Hollyw’d The Office (CC) (:35) The Office Paid Program Paid Program FOX at 9 Paid Program TMZ (S) (CC) Access Hollyw’d FOX 9 News FOX 9 Morning News at 5AM (N) KARE NewsEntertainment Community (S) (:31) The Office The Office “A.A.R.M.” (N) (S) (:01) Hannibal “Sorbet” (N) (S) NewsThe Tonight Show With Jay Leno (S) (:36) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Last Call/Daly NewsEntertainment (:05) Today (S) (CC) Mad MoneyEarly Today (N) NewsKARE 11 News Sunrise (N) (CC) KVRR Foxnews at 6 (N) Two and Half Men American Idol “Results Show” (N) Glee “All or Nothing” (CC) (DVS) Fox News at 9 (N) Two and Half Men Big BangHow I Met Paid Program Paid Program (Off Air) WUCW Family Feud (N) Family Feud (S) The Vampire Diaries (N) (S) (CC) Beauty and the Beast “Date Night” Inside Edition omg! Insider (N) Extra (N) (CC) Old Christine There Yet? Baggage (CC) Excused (N) (S) Paid Program American Dad American Dad Extra (N) (CC) Cheaters (CC) Excused (CC) Old Christine The Jeremy Kyle Show (N) (S) (CC) Paid Program Out of Zion WFTC Big BangBig BangWhite Collar “Withdrawal” (S) (CC) White Collar Neal goes undercover. Two and Half Men Two and Half Men Simpsons Family Guy (S) 30 Rock (CC) 30 Rock (CC) King of the Hill Always Sunny Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Judge Ross Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program KPXM Without a Trace “The Season” (S) Criminal Minds “House on Fire” Criminal Minds “Conflicted” (CC) Criminal Minds “A Shade of Gray” (S) House House and Cuddy’s feelings. House “Selfish” (S) (CC) House “Unwritten” (S) (CC) House “Massage Therapy” (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (S) Key of David (S) Paid Program CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) The First 48 (CC) The First 48 (CC) The First 48 (N) (CC) The Killer Speaks (N) (CC) (:01) Bates Motel (CC) (:01) The First 48 (CC) (12:01) The First 48 (CC) (:01) The Killer Speaks (CC) (:02) Bates Motel (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (AMC) Small Town Small Town Small Town Small Town Small Town Small Town Small Town Small Town Small Town Small Town ›› “High Crimes” (2002) Ashley Judd. A lawyer must defend her husband in a military courtroom. Small Town Small Town (:31) ››› “The Bad News Bears” (1976, Comedy) Walter Matthau, Tatum O’Neal, Vic Morrow. Paid Program Paid Program (AP) Gator Boys (CC) Wild Serengeti (S) North Woods LawTo Be AnnouncedNorth Woods LawTo Be AnnouncedWild Serengeti (S) Gator Boys (CC) Wild Serengeti (S) North Woods LawTo Be AnnouncedSnake Bites Now (BRAVO) Housewives/OCHousewives/OCHousewives/OCTabatha Tk-OvrHappensKathy Housewives/OCKathy HappensHousewives/OCPaidPaidPaidPaidDukes of Brad (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportCrime Inc.American GreedAmerican GreedMad MoneyCrime Inc.To Be AnnouncedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide

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SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) NBA

SportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) NFL Live (N) (CC) ››› “Catching

(2011, Documentary) (CC) Baseball

(N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) NASCAR

THURSDAY EVENING MAY 9, 2013

Basketball

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Tonight

Now (N) SportsCenter SportsCenter (N) (CC) NBA Basketball Conference Semiﬁnal: Teams TBA. (N Same-day Tape) (CC) Mike & Mike (N) (Live) (CC)

FOX

Golf The Players Championship, First Round. Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features. Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features. Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features. Live From THE PLAYERS (HGTV) Hunt IntlHuntersIncome PropertyRehabRehabHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlRehabRehabHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlIncome PropertyPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMy Yard (HIST) Swamp PeopleSwamp PeopleSwamp People (N) ChasingChasingSlangSlangSwamp PeopleSwamp PeopleChasingChasingSlangSlangPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) To Be Announced ››› “Unfaithful” (2002) Richard Gere. (CC) The Client ListTBA(:02) ››› “Unfaithful” (2002) Richard Gere. The Client ListTBAPaidPaidNopaleaPaidPaidPaid (NBCSN) NHL LiveNHL Hockey NHL Hockey NHL LiveWorld Challenge The GridPaidPaidPaidHang PaidWildLiNHL Hockey (NICK) Sponge.DrakeSee DadSee DadFull H’seFull H’seNannyNannyFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) › “Resident Evil”iMPACT Wrestling (N) (S) (CC) ››› “Hunt to Kill” (2010, Action) (S) Jail (S) Jail (S)

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Housewives/Atl.To Be Announced Movie Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.PaidPaidPaidPaidDon’t BeDon’t Be (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportTreasure Det.The Car ChasersAmerican GreedMad MoneyThe Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperAnthony Bourd.Anderson CooperAnderson CooperAnthony Bourd.Anderson CooperAnderson CooperAnthony Bourd.Wk Early Start (COM) ColbertDailyTosh.0Tosh.0Amy Work.Tosh.0The Comedy Central RoastHalf Half Katt Williams(:01) ›› “Soul Men” (2008) Premiere. Jim NortonPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Sons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns: Sons of Guns (N) Wild West AlaskaSons of Guns (S) Wild West AlaskaSons of Guns: Sons of Guns (S) Hang PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) Good Good ››› “The Incredibles” (2004) (S) DogGood AustinANT JessieShake ItANT AustinJessie“Stuck in the Suburbs” (S) Deck“Cinderella II: Dreams”OctoMickey (E!) E! News Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialFashion Police (N) ChelseaE! News ChelseaFashion PoliceChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) SportCtrNBANBA Basketball NBA Basketball SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) NBA Basketball SportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) Countdown NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: VFW Sports Clips Help a Hero 200. (N) (Live) Boxing Friday Night Fights. Vernon Paris vs. Manuel Perez. From Detroit.

SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)

NBA Tonight (N) Baseball Tonight NBA Basketball Conference Semiﬁnal: Teams TBA. (N Same-day Tape) (CC)

SportsCenter (N) (CC)

NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: VFW Sports Clips Help a Hero 200.

(EWTN) Daily MassLife on the RockCampusRosaryCrossingEvangeRutlerWomen Daily MassLife on the RockLoveCampusCatholicRememSaints PortraitsProﬁle CourageFaithMy Faith

(FAM) (5:00) ››› “Enchanted” ›› “Twilight” (2008, Romance) Kristen Stewart. The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPrincePaidPaidPaid

(FSN) UEFATwins MLB Baseball Baltimore Orioles at Minnesota Twins. (N) Twins SpotlightWorld Poker TourMLB Baseball: Orioles at Twins PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(FX) “The Karate Kid” ›› “Soul Surfer” (2011) AnnaSophia

From THE PLAYERS (N) (Live) (HGTV) Hunt IntlHunt IntlYou Live in What?Flea Flea HuntersHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlFlea Flea HuntersHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlYou Live in What?PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (HIST) American PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) Hoarders (CC)

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WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearFull H’seFull H’sePeterPeter (SPIKE) “Smokin’ Aces” ›› “Walking Tall” (2004) The Rock. ›› “The Punisher” (2004) Thomas Jane. (S) Gangland (CC) Gangland (CC) Gangland (CC) Ways Knife Knife PaidPaid (SYFY) “Star Trek II”WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Merlin (N) (CC) Defiance Merlin (S) (CC) Defiance Warehouse 13 (S) Lost Girl (S) (CC) Lost Girl (S) (CC) Stargate AtlantisPaidPaid (TBN) Spring Praise-ThonBehindLindseyHarvestP. StonePraise the Lord (CC) Ever InIsrael: Journey of CrefloBehindSpring Praise-A-Thon StoriesCharityKids ClbPhphy (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) › “Rush Hour 3” (2007, Action) Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker. (CC) (DVS) There Yet? There Yet? There Yet? There Yet? There Yet? ›› “Stomp the Yard” (2007, Drama) Columbus Short, Meagan Good. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedJeff Foxworthy Jeff Foxworthy MarriedMarried (TCM) (4:30) ›››› “Sergeant York”

›› “The Great Moment” (1944) Joel McCrea. (CC) ››› “The Horn Blows at Midnight” (1945) Jack Benny. ›› “Under Capricorn” (1949, Drama) Ingrid Bergman, Joseph Cotten. (CC) (12:15) ››› “Above and Beyond” (1953, Historical Drama) Robert Taylor, Eleanor Parker. (CC)

››› “Battle Cry” (1955) Van Heﬂin. Marines stop for romance in World War II New Zealand. › “The Indestructible Man” (1956) (TLC) Say YesSay YesFour Weddings: Say YesSay YesGownGownSay YesSay YesGownGownFour Weddings: Say YesSay YesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) The Mentalist (S)

››› “Gran Torino” (2008) Clint Eastwood. ››› “The Sum of All Fears” (2002) (CC) ››› “16 Blocks” (2006) Bruce Willis. NUMB3RS (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) RegularRegularCartoon PlanetKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) FoodFoodGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead Files (N) The Dead FilesGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...Most ShockingPolice VideoStingsPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Raymond Raymond ’70s Show ’70s

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VICE (N) (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

VICE (S) (CC)

››› “Die Hard 2” (1990, Action) Bruce Willis. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) › “Foolish” (1999) Eddie Grifﬁn, Master P. ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ››› “The Debt” (2010, Drama) Helen Mirren. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “The Big Year” (MAX) (5:50) ›› “Savages” (2012, Crime Drama) Taylor Kitsch. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “American Reunion” (2012, Comedy) Jason Biggs. (S) ‘R’ (CC) The Jump Off “Dirty Blondes From Beyond” (2012) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(11:50) ››› “The Matrix Reloaded” (2003) Keanu Reeves. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ››› “Monkey Shines” (1988, Horror) Jason Beghe. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ››› “Mad Dog and Glory” (1993) Robert De Niro. “Panda 2” (SHOW) (5:15) ››› “The Woman in Black” ››› “The School of Rock” (2003, Comedy) Jack Black. (S) ‘PG-13’ Bob Saget: Talkin’ About Boxing ShoBox: The New Generation. (N) (Live) Jim Rome on Showtime Gigolos (CC) Nurse Jackie ›› “Scream 4” (2011, Horror) Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “The King’s Speech” (2010) Colin Firth, Geoffrey Rush. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:30) “Your Sister’s Sister” (2011) ››› “My Week With Marilyn” (2011) Michelle Williams. (:40) ››› “Blue Valentine” (2010, Drama) Ryan Gosling. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) ›› “Trade” (2007, Drama) Kevin Kline, Cesar Ramos. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) “Barely Legal” (2011) Jeneta St. Clair. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “The Mechanic” (2011) Jason Statham. (S) ‘R’

(:40) ›› “Accidents Happen” (2009) Geena Davis. ‘R’

(:15) › “Heavyweights” (1995) (S)

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12College Softball: Cowboys at Sooners SpotlightTwins (FX) MotherMotherMotherTwo Two Two Two › “Dude, Where’s My Car?” (2000) ››› “Easy A” (2010) Emma Stone. ›› “The Karate Kid” (2010) Jaden Smith, Jackie Chan. ›› “Soul Surfer” (2011) (GOLF) Morning Drive (N) (Live) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features. (N) (Live) Big Break ››› “Tin Cup” (1996) Kevin Costner. An undisciplined golfer attempts to reach the U.S. Open. Chile Classic Highlights Kevin Kisner. Feherty (HGTV) DisasterBryanPropertyPropertyElbowGoingBathYardYardKitchenCrashersCrashersLove It or List ItPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyHuntersHunt Intl (HIST) Brad MeltzerBrad MeltzerThe Godfather Legacy (CC) The Saint Valentine’s Day MassacreCrime Wave: 18 Months of MayhemKu Klux Klan: A Secret History (CC) Nazi America: A Secret History (CC) (LIFE) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidTo Be Announced“Bringing Ashley Home” (2011) (CC) ››› “Taken in Broad Daylight” (CC) Movie “Stolen Child” (NBCSN) HockeyF1 36Formula One RacingBassSltwtrBig FishSaltwaIntoCharlieAlaskaMartinMLS Soccer Philadelphia Union at Chicago Fire. NHL Hockey Hockey (NICK) ParentsParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.TurtlesMonSponge.RocketRangersSponge.ParentsParentsParentsParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge. (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidXtremeHorse.Trucks!MuscleRepo ›› “Fighting” (2009) Channing Tatum. (S) ›› “Smokin’ Aces” (2007) Ben Afﬂeck. (S) ›› “The Punisher” (2004) Thomas Jane. (S) (SYFY)

PaidPaid Program “Grendel” (2007) Chris Bruno. “Chupacabra: Dark Seas” (2005) (CC) “Raptor Island” (2004) Lorenzo Lamas. “Pterodactyl” (2005, Horror) Coolio. “Lake Placid 2” (2007) John Schneider. (TBN) Dr. WonDooleyCharlieStoryThe Auto GdComeGod RocMonsterHopkinsLassieGoliathIshineInspir.VeggiePenguinTailsHeroes & LegendsNewsPraise the Lord (CC) (TBS) Name Is Earl House of Payne Meet the Browns There Yet? According-Jim ›› “Stomp the Yard” (2007, Drama) Columbus Short, Meagan Good. (CC)

›› “Step Up” (2006, Musical) Channing Tatum, Jenna Dewan, Mario. (CC)

›› “Step Up 2 the Streets” (2008, Drama) Briana Evigan. (CC) (DVS) Raymond Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens (TCM) “Indestruc.” ››› “The Strangler” (1964) Victor Buono. (:15) ››› “Crime and Punishment” (1935) Peter Lorre (:45) ›› “The Falcon’s Brother” (1942, Mystery)

› “Canadian Paciﬁc” (1949, Western) Randolph Scott, Jane Wyatt.

››› “Dead Ringer” (1964, Mystery) Bette Davis, Karl Malden.

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›› “It’s Complicated” (2009, Romance-Comedy) Meryl Streep, Steve Martin. (CC)

› “Little Fockers” (2010, Comedy) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller. (CC) “Ugly Truth”

“Green Lantern” (2011, Action) Ryan Reynolds. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:45) ›› “Ice Age: Continental Drift” (2012) ‘PG’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “The Day After Tomorrow” (2004, Action) Dennis Quaid, Ian Holm. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” (2001) (S) (MAX) (5:45) “Kung Fu Panda 2” (2011) (:15) ››› “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban” (2004) Daniel Radcliffe. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

(:35) ››› “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” (2011) Daniel Radcliffe. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(11:50) ››› “The Terminal” (2004) Tom Hanks. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas” (2011) ‘R’

›› “I, Robot” (2004, Science Fiction) Will Smith. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “The Watch” (SHOW) (:15) ›› “Sabrina” (1995, Romance-Comedy) Harrison Ford, Julia Ormond. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

›› “Beastly” (2011) Alex Pettyfer. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “The Three Musketeers” (1993, Adventure) Charlie Sheen. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

›› “The Fighting Temptations” (2003) Cuba Gooding Jr. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(11:55) ›› “Stepmom” (1998, Drama) Julia Roberts, Ed Harris. (S) ‘PG-13’

(:05) “A Bag of Hammers” (2011) Jason Ritter. ‘NR’ (CC)

The Big C: Hereafter (S) (CC) The Big C: Hereafter (S) (CC)

››› “The Pianist” (2002, Historical Drama) Adrien Brody, Thomas Kretschmann. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “War Horse” (2011, Historical Drama) Emily Watson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “The Game” (1997, Suspense) Michael Douglas. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:15) › “Heavyweights” (1995) (S) › “Bio-Dome” (1996) Pauly Shore. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:35) “Bending the Rules” (2012) Jamie Kennedy. (CC)

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(LIFE) “Stolen Child”“Dangerous Intuition” (2013) Premiere. “Ticket Out” (2010) Ray Liotta. (CC) (:02) “Dangerous Intuition” (2013) (CC) (:02) “Ticket Out” (2010) Ray Liotta. ChrisChrisPaidPaidPaidPaid

(NBCSN) HockeyNHL Hockey NHL Hockey NHL LiveFormula One RacingIndyCar PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMartinWildLiFisher.

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Sponge.Sponge.MarvinWendellNinjasWendellNannyNannyFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearFull H’seFull H’seRugratsRugrats (SPIKE) ›› “Walking Tall” (2004) The Rock. ›› “Four Brothers” (2005) Mark Wahlberg. ›› “Fighting” (2009) Channing Tatum. (S) TenantsTenantsTenantsTenantsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “Lake Placid 3” (2010) Colin Ferguson. “Rise of the Dinosaurs” (2013) (CC) ›› “Triassic Attack” (2010) (CC) “Raptor Island” (2004) Lorenzo Lamas. “Jules Verne’s The Mysterious Island”Warehouse 13 (S) PaidPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of PowerGraham Classic“Sarah’s Choice” (2009) Mother: Treasure“Book of Ruth: Journey”Praise the Lord (CC) Billy GrahamHoly Lucado (TBS) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangMen at Work Last Laugh? ›› “Step Up 2 the Streets” (2008, Drama) Briana Evigan. (CC) (DVS) ›› “Step Up” (2006, Musical) Channing Tatum, Jenna Dewan, Mario. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedFriends (CC) (TCM) (5:00) ››› “Le Mans” (1971)

›››› “How Green Was My Valley” (1941, Drama) Walter Pidgeon. (CC) (:15) ›››› “A Tree Grows in Brooklyn” (1945, Drama) Dorothy McGuire, Peggy Ann Garner. (CC) ›››› “Stand by Me” (1986) Wil Wheaton. (CC) (:15) › “Twonky” (1953, Science Fiction) Hans Conried. (:45) ››› “The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T.” (1953) (CC)

(:15) Now Playing “May 2013”

›› “Lady by Choice” (1934) (TLC) To Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedFour Houses (N) Honey Honey Twisted & ListedFour Houses (S) Honey Honey Twisted & ListedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) “Gran Torino” ›› “Shooter” (2007, Suspense) Mark Wahlberg. ›› “S.W.A.T.” (2003) Samuel L. Jackson. (CC) ›› “Clash of the Titans” (2010) (:15) ››› “Outland” (1981) Sean Connery. (CC) PreviewLaw & Order (S) (TOON) Movie VentureFam GuyFam GuyCleveDynaBoonBleachNarutoSoul Thundr.TitanEureka 7TenchiFullmetalCowboyCowboyInuyashaInuyashaLooneyLooney (TRAV) BBQ ParadiseMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresMysteries-MuseumGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresMysteries-MuseumPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...Most ShockingPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Raymond Raymond ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Cosby Show (USA) (5:30) › “The Ugly Truth” (2009) Katherine Heigl. (CC)

› “The Back-up Plan” (2010, Romance-Comedy) Jennifer Lopez, Alex O’Loughlin. (CC)

› “Little Fockers” (2010, Comedy) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller. (CC)

House House and Cuddy’s feelings. WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) House “Known Unknowns” (S) (CC) House “Teamwork” (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (WGN-A) MLB Baseball: Angels at White Sox News at NineBones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) 30 Rock30 Rock30 Rock30 RockChrisChris ››› “The Others” (2001, Suspense) WorldPaid

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) “Harry PotterSorcerer’s” ›› “Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted” (2012) (:45) ›› “In Time” (2011, Science Fiction) Justin Timberlake. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:40) Game of Thrones (S) (CC) (:40) ›› “The Day After Tomorrow” (2004, Action) Dennis Quaid, Ian Holm. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(1:50) ›› “What’s Your Number?” (2011) Anna Faris. (:40) ››› “The Full Monty” (1997) Robert Carlyle. “Big Picture: Rethinking Dyslexia”

(MAX) (5:30) › “The Watch” (2012) ‘R’ (:15) ›› “Varsity Blues” (1999) James Van Der Beek. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “The Apparition” (2012) Ashley Greene. ‘PG-13’ (CC) The Jump Off Co-Ed Conﬁdential 3: Spring Break Feature 4: Bar Wars (S) (CC)

Femme Fatales “Libra” (S) (CC)

› “The Apparition” (2012) Ashley Greene. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:25) ›› “Brokedown Palace” (1999) Claire Danes. (S) (:10) “Beasts of the Southern Wild” (SHOW) (:15) ›› “Man on a Ledge” (2012) Sam Worthington. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Trafﬁc” (2000, Crime Drama) Michael Douglas, Don Cheadle, Benicio Del Toro. (S) ‘R’ 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC) Jim Rome on Showtime Gigolos (CC) The Borgias (S) (CC) Nurse Jackie “That’s What She Said” (2012) Anne Heche. ‘R’ (CC)

(3:55) ›› “Stepmom” (1998, Drama) Julia Roberts, Ed Harris. (S) ‘PG-13’ (TMC) “War Horse” (:25) › “Brake” (2012) Stephen Dorff. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Maniac Cop 2” (1991) Robert Davi. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Soulkeeper” (2001, Horror) Rodney Rowland, Robert Davi. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Maniac Cop 2” (1991) Robert Davi. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Soulkeeper” (2001, Horror) Rodney Rowland, Robert Davi. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(2:50) ›› “The Black Dahlia” (2006, Mystery) Josh Hartnett. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Stardust” (2007) (S) ‘PG-13’

SATURDAY EVENING MAY 11, 2013 6:006:307:007:308:008:309:009:3010:0010:3011:0011:3012:0012:301:001:302:002:303:003:304:004:305:005:30 BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA The This Old House Hour (CC) Antiques Roadshow “Rapid City” ›››› “Rain Man” (1988, ComedyDrama) Dustin Hoffman, Tom Cruise. (:15) Masterpiece Mystery! Man may have been murdered. (S) (CC) (DVS) Austin City Limits (S) (CC) Antiques Roadshow “Rapid City” ›››› “Rain Man” (1988, ComedyDrama) Dustin Hoffman, Tom Cruise. (:15) Masterpiece Mystery! Man may have been murdered. (S) (CC) (DVS) KSTP NewsPaid Program (:15) NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (N) (S Live) (CC) News(:35) Castle “Overkill” (S) (CC) (:35) Private Practice (S) (CC) (:35) “Splinter” (2006, Suspense) Tom Sizemore, Edward James Olmos. Open House (:05) Entertainers: With Byron Allen Hollywood Missing (N) Paid Program Paid Program KCCO NewsWheel of Fortune NCIS “You Better Watch Out” (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) 48 Hours (N) (S) (CC) NewsStorm Stories Life to the Max (:35) CSI: Miami “Breathless” (S) (:35) Criminal Minds (S) (CC) (:35) Leverage A crew of thieves. (:35) Cold Case “Daniela” (CC) NewsPaid Program Paid Program Paid Program Life to the Max WDSE Ask This Old H’se This Old House The Lawrence Welk Show Antiques Roadshow “Rapid City” Red Green Red Green Austin City Limits (S) (CC) Movie (Off Air) KAWE Almanac As Time Goes By Steves’ Europe New Red Green Red Green Alfie Boe: Live from the Royal Festival Hall, London Common Ground Austin City Limits (S) (CC) NOVA “Venom: Nature’s Killer” (S) Secrets of the Dead (S) Independent Lens (S) (CC) TED Talks Education (S) (CC) Washington Need to Know (S) Sid the Science WordWorld KMSP (5:00) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Bojangles’ Southern 500. From Darlington, S.C. (N) (S Live) (CC) FOX at 9 (N) Hell’s Kitchen “10 Chefs Compete” Ben and Kate (S) Judge J. Brown Judge J. Brown Whacked Out Paid Program FOX at 9 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program KARE NewsBoundSmash “The Transfer” (N) (S) (CC) The Voice (S) (CC) Saturday Night Live (S) (CC) News(:29) Saturday Night Live (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program NewsPaid Program Paid Program (:32) Cars.TV Paid Program Paid Program Amer. Athlete Paid Program (:02) 1st Look (S) Open House KVRR (5:00) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Bojangles’ Southern 500. From Darlington, S.C. (N) (S Live) (CC) Fox News 9 Hell’s Kitchen “10 Chefs Compete” Ben and Kate (S) Paid Program According-Jim (Off Air) WUCW Bloopers (N) (S) Bloopers (N) (S) ››› “Four Weddings and a Funeral” (1994) Hugh Grant. (CC) Ring of Honor Wrestling (CC) Alien File Conspiracy Files Cheaters (N) (S) (CC) Crossing TV Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program There Yet? Paid Program ››› “Courage Under Fire” (1996) Denzel Washington, Meg Ryan. (CC) Paid Program Paid Program WFTC The Closer “Four to Eight” (CC) Burn Notice Former flame. (CC) Burn Notice “Out of the Fire” (CC) Law & Order “Damaged” (CC) 30 Rock (CC) 30 Rock (CC) Raymond Futurama (S) Futurama (S) Always Sunny Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Cops (S) (CC) Paid Program Whacked Out Paid Program Paid Program KPXM Monk A killer murders women. (S) Monk Monk takes up painting. (CC) Psych “Weekend Warriors” (CC) Psych “Who Ya Gonna Call?” (S) Psych “Shawn vs. the Red Phantom” Psych Early onset Alzheimer’s. (CC) Psych (S) (CC) Psych A man abducted by aliens. Paid Program Paid Program Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (S) Paid Program World to Come CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars HoggersHoggersHoggersHoggersStorage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars HoggersHoggersHoggersHoggersPaid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (AMC) “League of Gentlemen”Extra. ›› “The Scorpion King” (2002) The Rock, Steven Brand. Premiere. (CC) ›› “The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior” (2008, Adventure) Michael Copon. Premiere. (CC) ›› “The Scorpion King”

›› “The Scorpion King 2:

of a Warrior” (2008)

CSI: Miami “Kill

(S) (CC) Mad Men “The Beautiful Girls” (AP)

Rise

Michael Copon, Randy Couture. (CC)

Clause”

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CHANNEL GUIDE

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PBS ST. PAUL KTCA 8 2 56 56 ABC MINNEAPOLIS/ALEXANDRIA KSTP/KSAX 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 NBC DULUTH KBJR CBS ALEXANDRIA/WALKER KCCO/KCCW 12 4 4 4 12 4 4 4 4 4 12 4 12 2 7 PBS BEMIDJI/BRAINERD KAWE/KAWB 4 2 9 9 4 8 8 8 4 8 4 4 13 FOX EDEN PRAIRIE KMSP 9 9 13 13 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 ABC DULUTH WDIO NBC MINNEAPOLIS KARE 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 FOX FARGO KVRR 10 CW MINNEAPOLIS WUCW 23 23 6 8 6 55 6 23 23 23 23 6 MNT MINNEAPOLIS WFTC 10 10 6 6 10 7 13 7 7 7 10 10 10 10 10 ION BIG LAKE KPXM 24 12 24 3 6 24 13 24 24 24 A&E Arts & Entertainment 46 91 123 23 46 39 38 39 39 39 46 31 46 46 33 AMC American Movie Classic 42 50 134 34 42 17 69 17 17 17 42 57 42 42 AP Animal Planet 53 77 136 36 53 42 54 42 42 42 53 35 53 53 53 BRAVO Bravo 301 90 170 360 301 51 71 51 51 51 301 64 301 301 68 CMTV Country Music Television 37 102 151 59 37 39 37 52 37 37 39 CNBC Consumer News & Business 41 48 119 19 41 29 53 29 29 29 41 44 41 41 37 CNN Cable News Network 34 46 121 21 28 26 33 26 26 26 34 34 34 34 25 COM Comedy 48 40 141 46 48 37 30 37 37 37 48 53 48 48 48 CSPAN C-Span (House of Representatives) 21 16 8 60 21 96 42 2 2 2 21 3 21 21 12 CSPAN2 C-Span2 (Senate) 85 17 9 85 165 63 165 165 20 85 85 85 43 DISC The Discovery Channel 35 65 114 14 35 40 32 40 40 40 35 47 35 35 35 DISN Disney 60 55 132 32 60 30 29 30 30 30 60 58 60 60 54 E! E! Entertainment Television 44 93 137 37 44 38 45 38 38 38 44 54 44 44 46 ENC Encore 710 350 537 255 710 310 309 310 310 610 750 710 710 710 325 ESPN Entertainment Sports Programming Network 27 29 125 25 27 24 24 24 24 24 27 29 27 27 30 ESPN2 Entertainment Sports Programming Network 2 28 30 126 26 28 25 23 25 25 25 28 30 28 28 31 EWTN Eternal World Television 180 22 7 7 180 97 19 97 97 19 6 180 180 180 79 FAM ABC Family Channel 31 42 133 33 31 31 37 31 31 31 31 36 31 31 16 FOOD TV Food Network 62 83 144 45 62 15 58 15 15 15 62 61 62 62 47 FSN FOX Sports Network 29 33 124 24 29 23 25 23 23 23 29 28 29 29 17 FX FX 49 28 142 47 49 50 59 50 49 71 49 49 40 HBO Home Box Office (Premium Service) 500 300 501 200 500 330 20 330 330 630 500 500 500 500 303 HGTV Home & Garden 55 81 130 30 55 16 50 16 16 16 55 55 55 55 70 HIST The History Channel 54 74 135 35 54 21 49 21 21 21 54 48 54 54 69 HN Headline News (CNN2) 39 47 156 39 95 34 73 73 14 39 32 39 39 55 LIFE Lifetime 30 24 131 31 30 32 36 32 32 30 27 30 30 41 MAX Cinemax (Premium Service) 550 320 512 210 550 300 300 300 600 550 550 550 550 304 MTV Music Television 32 101 149 61 32 72 27 72 72 45 32 39 32 32 38 NBCS NBC Sports 63 37 161 39 63 288 207 288 288 455 63 69 63 63 124 NICK Nickelodeon 33 53 129 29 33 45 48 45 45 20 33 59 33 33 24 PEG Public Education Government 8 8 8 8 PPV LAMP/Public Access 15 12 13 19 PRE TV GUIDE 25 23 2 25 14 25 25 25 QVC Quality Value Convenience (Home Shopping) 7 3 3 3 7 12 3 12 12 12 7 7 7 7 22 SHOW Showtime (Premium Service) 600 360 550 225 600 350 501 350 350 650 600 600 600 600 312 SPIKE Spike TV 43 43 116 16 43 36 28 36 36 36 43 33 43 43 28 STARZ STARZ! (Premium Service) 700 340 530 250 700 370 601 370 370 670 700 700 700 700 326 SYFY Science Fiction Channel 40 41 145 48 40 34 44 34 34 45 40 49 40 40 44 TBN Trinity Broadcasting Service 183 7 10 10 183 209 18 209 209 480 183 183 183 80 TBS WTBS, Atlanta 22 27 127 27 22 48 46 22 22 34 22 15 22 22 36 TCM Turner Classic Movies 308 266 450 362 308 18 47 18 18 18 314 56 308 308 163 TLC The Learning Channel 45 73 122 22 45 41 43 41 41 41 45 42 45 45 34 TMC The Movie Channel 650 370 559 235 650 380 551 380 380 680 650 650 650 650 310 TNT Turner Network Television 36 26 128 28 36 33 31 33 33 33 36 40 36 36 27 TOON Cartoon Network 47 57 153 47 47 51 47 47 47 47 43 47 47 49 TRAV The Travel Channel 50 84 118 18 50 52 64 52 50 67 50 50 50 TRUTV Tru TV 51 49 143 44 51 65 51 37 51 52 51 TVL TV Land 52 59 140 56 52 46 52 46 46 46 52 41 52 52 60 TWC The Weather Channel 56 62 117 17 56 28 41 28 28 28 56 51 56 56 32 USA USA Network 59 25 115 15 59 35 21 35 35 35 59 46 59 59 23 VH1 Video Hits One 38 103 150 58 38 44 40 44 44 44 38 38 38 38 19 WGN-A WGN America 13 13 53 13 14 7 3 3 3 13 16 13 13 15 Brainerd (Charter) CTC Emily (CATV) Crosslake Pequot Lakes (Charter) Onamia (Savage) Pierz (Midcontinent) East Gull Lake (Savage) Pillager (Savage) Verndale (Savage) Aitkin (Charter) Little Falls (Charter) Staples (Charter) Wadena (Charter) Walker (Tekstar)

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The Brainerd Dispatch TV Week May 5th 2013

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The beat goes on for Cher’s mom in Lifetime docu

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WRESTLING

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The beat goes on for Cher’s mom in Lifetime docu