By Kate O’Hare © Zap2it
Since the late 19th century, the sexual proclivities — or apparent lack thereof — of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s fictional detective Sherlock Holmes have been the subject of everything from literary debate to armchair psychoanalysis.
When the second season of PBS’ 21st-century version of “Sherlock” — starring Benedict Cumberbatch in the title role, with Martin Freeman as war veteran Dr. John Watson — premieres Sunday, May 6, on “Masterpiece Mystery!” expect the conversation to start again in earnest.
Devotees of the consulting detective know the only woman (aside from his housekeeper, Mrs. Hudson) in Holmes’ life — indeed, she is “The Woman” — is Irene Adler. In Doyle’s original, she is a beautiful, brilliant opera singer with an adventurous romantic past who gets embroiled in a royal scandal.
In “A Scandal in Belgravia,” the first of three new episodes, Irene (Lara Pulver) is now a dominatrix. She’s still involved in a royal brouhaha, but now it’s with a distaff member of the ruling clan.
Of course, she crosses swords with Sherlock, but to foil his ability to read clues from what people are wearing, she chooses to meet with him wearing almost nothing whatsoever.
“She’s asked to meet with him,” says Pulver, munching on nuts in a hotel alcove during a press event in January 2012, “knowing that he’s turned up pretending to be an Irish vicar. The game starts from the outset. She pulls out the trump card. She goes, ‘OK, if you want to play this game... .’ It’s onenil to Irene Adler by the end of that scene.
“She throws him off his game instantly. What’s brilliant is that, within seconds, you realize it has nothing to do with being naked, with sexuality or anything, because they’re both locked into each other’s minds, and they’re off and running — in Louboutins, yes.”
In Louboutin heels for Irene, that is — and Pulver ditched them as soon as she could.
“They were painful!” she says, revealing herself to be no fan of agony in real life. “I had a pair of Vivienne Westwoods that were really comfy, then when they’d come at me, I’d be, ‘No, please, I don’t want to put on the Louboutins!’ ”
A few months later, Cumberbatch calls in from the set of the second installment of director J.J. Abrams’ revival of the big-screen “Star Trek” franchise, where he’s in the makeup trailer having his hair dyed, and says, “For me, Sherlock’s not gay. He’s not straight, necessarily. He has a sexual appetite, but it’s entirely swallowed by his work. He doesn’t have time for it.
“That’s very much prevalent in the books. But there has always been ‘The Woman,’ who is Irene Adler. She attracts him, because
she is a match for him and outmatches him and outplays him with female intuition, using emotional landscaping to outflank his abilities, to distract him.
“He basically gets distracted by the fact that she’s a beautiful woman who has the ability to play the same games as he plays. So it’s a great chess match between two very evenly matched players.”
“The answer is on the page,” says writer and executive producer Steven Moffat, calling in a few weeks before Cumberbatch from a hotel in Austin, Texas, where he’s promoting “Sherlock.” “The answer is absolutely that he does not get involved in these things, because it would distract him. It’s a monastic decision. Our attitude is, it should (satisfy people); it’s by far the most dramatic and interesting version of the story.
“It’s not that Sherlock Holmes lacks emotion or is asexual. Doyle never says anything of the sort. He says that Sherlock Holmes devotes himself to his work. That’s what thrills and fascinates him, and everything else is sublimated towards that end.
“Now, you can play the games of rewriting Sherlock Holmes and say he’s a repressed homosexual or asexual or whatever you want,
but that’s not what was on the page. Since the original is the most successful fictional character in the history of everything, maybe you should stop trying to improve it.”
As for switching Adler from opera singer to dominatrix, part of that was due to changing times.
“Love among the deranged,” quips Moffat. “He’s a consulting detective; she’s got to have a weird job, too. Opera singer, in the context of the original story, is quite a racy job. Now it’s positively stuffy.
“(For Sherlock) to fall in love with a dominatrix, it immediately appeals. And he’s so cruel himself at times, the moment you say it, ‘Irene Adler the dominatrix,’ people just laugh.”
“It’s a beautiful dynamic,” says Cumberbatch. “It’s great for Sherlock to be seen as doing something unexpected, which is that he might have emotions and feelings for someone other than himself and his own brilliance.”
But there is contact.
“There’s this moment where he just holds her hand,” Pulver says. “It melts her heart.”
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T PaidFact or FakedFact or FakedFact or FakedFact or FakedFact or FakedFact or FakedFact or FakedFact or FakedFact or FakedFact or FakedFact or Faked
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TH (:15) › “Woman Wanted”“Adventure-Man”(:45) “The Animal Kingdom”(:15) ›› “Ace of Aces”(:45) ›› “After Tonight” ›› “One More Tomorrow”(:45) ››› “Battle Cry” (1955, War) Van Heflin. “The Violent Men”
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FoodFoodNo Reservation
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T (:15) ›› “Sixteen Candles” (1984) (S) “League-Gentle.” (:45) ›› “Hesher” (2010) (S) (CC) ›› “Life Stinks” (1991) (S) (:05) ›› “Love & Other Drugs” (2010) ›› “Ricochet” (1991) (S) (:45) ›› “The A-Team” (S)
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“Deadliest Catch 8: Web Extras,” dsc.discovery.com/ videos/deadliest-catch-8-webextras/
Even if you watch every single second of the crab-fishing reality show that airs on Discovery Channel, there’s still more to see, and some of it is available right here. Clips available only online show the captains and crews talking about their lives onshore, in some of their more relaxed moments out at sea, and in deleted scenes that didn’t make it into the on-air versions of the episodes (where you can learn things, such as that an octopus in a pot means no crabs).
Cat Cora – Iron Chef, TV star, restaurateur, cookbook author, cookware designer, ardent humanitarian and mom of four boys – has just spent a long day putting finishing touches on her new Bravo series “Around the World in 80 Plates” premieres Wednesday, May 9 – and apologizes for being weary for this interview. It’s hard to imagine how she wouldn’t be.
But it’s that ability to multitask with panache – and appreciate the skill in others – that makes Cora the perfect co-host (with Curtis Stone of “Top Chef Masters”) of “80 Plates,” in which the duo leads a dozen adventurous chefs on a cooking competition that spans five continents and 10 countries in just 40 days.
“To be able to find chefs that could handle all of those things – being able to cook and travel together, to be dropped into a country and acclimate so quickly to a culture and a brand-new cuisine, to be able to find their way around – all of those things make up the excitement and thrill of the show,” Cora says. “It was just so fascinating to watch.”
Cora cites an episode in which the contestants had to prepare authentic street food in a bustling Thailand market as a highlight.
“It was such a crazy, crazy place to have to prep,” she says. “I mean, it was a mob scene in that market. And Thai cuisine is really hard to pull off, but I have to say that was some of my favorite food that they prepared.”
While Cora relished the opportunity to immerse herself in such a whirlwind of cultures and cuisines, she says that packing her bags is always bittersweet. To salve the wound of being away from her kids, Cora recently penned the charming children’s book “A Suitcase Surprise for Mommy,” in which a little boy named after her eldest son, Zoran, tucks a special gift into his mother’s bag before she leaves on a business trip.
Did Cora get any suitcase surprises when she left for “80 Plates”?
“I did,” she says, chuckling. “I got several little guys and pirates and pictures. I wrote that book on an airplane in, like, 30 minutes because it was one of those times where I was really feeling guilty for leaving home, and Zoran was really upset because I was
“Andy Dick Live,” www. filmon.com/tv/htmlmain/ Actor and comedian Andy Dick, whose substance abuse issues and run-ins with the law have garnered him a lot of publicity in the past, is now sober and taking on a new online venture. He’s signed with Webbased high-definition TV service FilmOn to be host of a live talk show (the language on which rates it not suitable for work), making him the newest celebrity on the service’s roster. Also featured on the show is Southern California businessman Neil Leeds, famous for TV commercials for his mattress stores.
•What are you currently reading?
“A James Patterson thriller. It’s mindless.”
•What did you have for dinner last night?
“I was at Gjelina in L.A., and I had really great squid and lamb riblets and beet salad with avocado.”
•What is your next project?
“I’m building an app. We just finished shooting it.”
•Any upcoming trips?
“I just got named godmother of a brand-new cruise ship built by Oceana cruise lines. We’ll be christening it in Barcelona and then sailing through the Mediterranean. We launch the show May 9, and I’ll be ‘bon voyage’ May 11.”
What will happen between Castle and Kate? That’s the question on many fans’ minds when ABC’s “Castle” ends its season Monday. Get caught up on the story so far by clicking on beta.abc.go.com/ shows/castle
On Sunday, Comedy Central airs The Comedy Awards, which should, by rights, be
“Kevin Pollak Chat Show,” www.kevinpollakschatshow. com/
The actor has carved out a successful niche online as host of his own long-running Web-based celebrity talk show. Recent guests include Ben Schwartz of NBC’s “Parks and Recreation” and Showtime’s “House of Lies” and movie star Jason Biggs (“American Pie”). On May 6, Pollak welcomes “7th Heaven” star Stephen Collins, also an author and singer/songwriter. Then, on May 20, he talks to actor/comedian Ken Marino (“The State,” “Children’s Hospital,” “Party Down,” “Veronica Mars,” “Dawson’s Creek”).
“Moviefone: Unscripted,” blog.moviefone.com/category/ unscripted/
Once again entirely bypassing the need for pesky journalists asking questions, AOL’s “Moviefone” asks users to submit the questions, then has celebrities ask them of one another. Recent episodes feature “Hunger Games” stars Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson and Elizabeth Banks; Robert Downey Jr. and director Guy Ritchie of “Sherlock Holmes”; “Muppets” stars Miss Piggy, Kermit, Fozzie Bear, Jason Segel and Amy Adams; and Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill of “Moneyball.”
the funniest awards show. Nominees and other information can be found at www. thecomedyawards.com/ home
PBS’ “Masterpiece Mystery!” airs new “Sherlock” episodes with Benedict Cumberbatch starting Sunday. Click on www.pbs.org/wgbh/masterpiece/mystery/index.html
On Wednesday, Bravo premieres “Around the World in 80 Plates,” a new globe-trotting culinary competition. Get ready to eat your way around at www.bravotv. com/around-the-world-in80-plates
“Best Friends Forever,” which ends its season Wednesday on NBC, explores what happens when a live-in boyfriend
has to deal with the arrival of his girl’s newly divorced best pal. Click on www.nbc. com/bff/
Fox’s comedy-drama “The Finder” ends its first season Friday with an episode pairing series star Geoff Stults with his brother and former “7th Heaven” co-star, George Stults. Click on www.fox. com/the-finder/
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(:10) ››› “Black Swan” (2010, Drama) Natalie Portman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “The Company” (2003) (CC) (MAX) “J Grisham” ››› “The Tree of Life” (2011, Drama) Brad Pitt, Sean Penn. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines” (2003) Arnold Schwarzenegger. “Dirty Blondes From Beyond” Girl’s Guide (:45) ››› “Splice” (2009, Science Fiction) Adrien Brody. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Civil Brand” (2002, Drama) Mos Def. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Witness Protection” (1999) Tom Sizemore. (S) ‘R’ “A Pig’s Tale” (S) (SHOW) (5:00) ›› “Powder” (1995) ‘PG-13’
›› “The Mechanic” (2011) Jason Statham. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) “Fear Island” (2009) Haylie Duff. ‘NR’ (CC) (:05) “Womb” (2010, Science Fiction) Eva Green, Matt Smith. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
› “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Just Write” (1998) Sherilyn Fenn. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Bob Funk” (2009, Comedy) Michael Leydon Campbell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:35) › “The Ledge” (2011, Drama) Charlie Hunnam, Liv Tyler. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) “The Girl From Bikini” (2007) (:45) “Dakota Skye” (2008) Eileen Boylan. ‘R’ (CC)
› “29 Palms” (2002) Rachael Leigh Cook. ‘R’ (:45) › “Play the Game” (2008, Comedy) Andy Griffith. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) ›› “The Distinguished Gentleman” (1992) Eddie Murphy. ‘R’ “Waiting” (TMC) (5:05) › “Nobody’s Baby” ‘R’
›› “Mighty Joe Young” (1998)
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“Die Hard” (1988) Bruce Willis. A New York policeman outwits foreign thugs in an L.A. high-rise. (CC)
››› “Die Hard With a Vengeance” (1995) Bruce Willis. A New York cop must stop a mad bomber’s game of revenge.
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› “The Wicker Man” (2006) Premiere. ›› “Children of the Corn” (2009) › “Ghost Town” (2009) Jessica Rose. “Dark Relic” (2010) James Frain. Stargate UniversePaidPaid (TBN) GoodPottersBehindOsteenPrinceHillsongPraise the Lord (Live). (CC) Holy EvidnceBibleCrefloPraise the Lord “TBN Classics” (CC) Turning PointFireWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) The Office (CC) The Office (CC)
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››› “The Phenix City Story” (1955) John McIntire, Richard Kiley.
› “The Case Against Brooklyn” (1958)
››› “I Want to Live!” (1958) Susan Hayward, Simon Oakland. (CC) (:45) ››› “Madeleine” (1950) Ann Todd. A Victorian woman is tried for killing her lover.
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››› “Rookie of the Year” (1993) (MAX) (5:50) › “Vampires Suck” (2010) (:15) ›› “Vampire in Brooklyn” (1995) Eddie Murphy. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Underworld” (2003, Horror) Kate Beckinsale, Michael Sheen. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Sanctum” (2011, Action) Richard Roxburgh, Ioan Gruffudd. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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(:15) ››› “Hawaii” (1966) Julie Andrews. A missionary sets out to change native Hawaiian customs. ‘NR’ (CC)
›› “Batteries not Included” ‘PG’ (SHOW) (5:45) ››› “Panic” (2000) ‘R’ (:15) ›› “Barbershop” (2002, Comedy) Ice Cube. (S) ‘PG-13’ Gary Owen: True Story (N) (S) (CC) Gigolos (CC) Sunset Place
››› “The English Patient” (1996, Drama) Ralph Fiennes, Juliette Binoche. (S) ‘R’
(:45) ››› “The Disappearance of Alice Creed” (2009) Gemma Arterton. ‘R’
››› “Fair Game” (2010, Drama) Naomi Watts, Sean Penn. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Daydream” (TMC) (5:00) “Merantau” (2009, Action) ‘R’
›› “Born Killers” (2005) Jake Muxworthy. ‘R’ “Forged” (2010, Drama) Manny Perez. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
›› “Piranha” (2010) Elisabeth Shue. (S) ‘R’ (CC) › “Eye See You” (2002) Sylvester Stallone. ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ›› “Finishing the Game” (2007) Roger Fan. (S)
(:35) “King of the Avenue” (2010) Ving Rhames. ‘R’ (CC) (Off Air) ›› “Disorganized Crime” (1989) Hoyt Axton. ‘R’ (CC)
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“Caddyshack” (1980, Comedy) Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield. (CC)
››› “A League of Their Own” (1992) Tom Hanks. A women’s professional baseball league debuts in 1943. (CC)
› “Bordello of Blood” (1996, Horror) Dennis Miller, Erika Eleniak.
›› “Tales From the Darkside: The Movie” (1990) Deborah Harry. (CC)
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(MAX) “Your Hgh” (:20) ›››› “Alien” (1979, Science Fiction) Tom Skerritt. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) ››› “Men in Black” (1997) Tommy Lee Jones. (S) Girl’s Guide Lingerie Feature 1: Nighty Nighters A compilation of episodes. (S) (CC) ››› “Skin Deep” (1989) John Ritter. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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››› “How the West Was Won” (1962, Western) Carroll Baker, Lee J. Cobb, Henry Fonda. Three generations of family go west. (CC)
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›››› “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” (1975) Jack Nicholson. (AP) The Blue PlanetHillbilly Handfishin’Dogs 101 (CC) It’s Me or the DogTo Be Announced (BRAVO) Celeb. ApprenticeAround the WorldBethenny Ever Kathy Interior TherapyInterior TherapyAround the WorldDon’t BeDon’t BeDon’t BeDon’t BeHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/OC (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) Newsr’mNewsr’mCNN Newsroom (N) BottomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomYour Money (N) CNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomNewsr’mGuptaCNN NewsroomSituation Room (COM) PaidPaidFturamaFturama ›› “Beverly Hills Cop II” (1987) (CC) 30 Rock30 RockSunnySunnySunnySunnySouth PkSouth Pk › “A Night at the Roxbury” (1998) ›› “Waiting...” (2005, Comedy) (CC) (DISC) PaidPaidPaidPaidMythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) American ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperMythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) (DISN) MickeyDoc MickeyPiratesPhineasPhineasPhineasFish JessieANT WizardsWizardsGood Good Shake ItShake ItWizardsWizardsWizardsWizardsGood JessieAustinShake It (E!) E! SpecialE! SpecialFashionSoupE! News (N) E! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! Special
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To Be Announced Time Machine (CC) (LIFE) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidChrisChris“Student Seduction” (2003) (CC) “Fatal Lessons: The Good Teacher”“Secrets in the Walls” (2010) (CC) ›› “Chloe” (CC) (NBCSN) OutSeasonBig Bass ParkerFishingB. DanceAnglingBassSltwtrSaltwaIntoBig FishB. DanceCharlieFLW OutdoorsB. DanceTour of Calif.MLS Soccer D.C. United at Houston Dynamo. (N) (NICK) T.U.F.F.ParentsOdd ParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.FredFredPowerSponge.ParentsParentsBig TimeBig TimeiCarly (S) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) VictoVictoVictoVicto (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidRepoRepoRepoRepoXtremeHorse.Trucks!MusclePolice VideosStings ››› “First Blood” (1982, Action) (S) ›› “Rambo: First Blood Part II” (S) RamboIII (SYFY)
PaidPaidPaidPaid“The Cursed” (2010) Costas Mandylor. › “The Wicker Man” (2006, Horror) › “Thirteen Ghosts” (2001, Horror) ›› “Jeepers Creepers” (2001) ›› “Jeepers Creepers 2” (2003) (CC) (TBN) FaithvilleMaraleeBJ’sCharityKids ClbDooleyWonderBugtimeAuto B.HopkinsGod RocGoliathIshineThe HermieCaterpillrTailsHeroes & LegendsNewsPraise the Lord (CC) (TBS) Name Is Earl Name Is Earl Name Is Earl Name Is Earl According-Jim Yes, Dear (S) Yes, Dear (S) Yes, Dear (S) Yes, Dear (S) ›› “Kicking & Screaming” (2005) Will Ferrell, Robert Duvall. (CC) (:37) ›› “The Heartbreak Kid” (2007, Comedy) Ben Stiller, Michelle Monaghan, Jerry Stiller. (CC) King of Queens King of Queens Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) (TCM) “1001 Nights” (:45) ›› “Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy” (CC) (:15) ››› “Ministry of Fear” (1944) Ray Milland. (:45) ›› “Boston Blackie and the Law” (1946) Perils of Pauline(:15) ››› “Bringing Up Baby” (1938, Comedy) Katharine Hepburn. (CC) (DVS) Katharine Hepburn: All About Me (:15) ››› “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner” (1967) Spencer Tracy. (CC) (:15) ›››› “Adam’s Rib” (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidMoving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Toddlers & TiarasToddlers & TiarasToddlers & TiarasToddlers & TiarasToddlers & TiarasToddlers & Tiaras (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Rizzoli & IslesThe Closer (CC) Law & Order (S) ›› “Deep Blue Sea” (1999) (CC) ›› “Outbreak” (1995) Dustin Hoffman. ›› “Con Air” (1997) (CC) (TOON) JohnnyRedakaiBeyPokeBen 10Thundr.LanternJusticeMADLevel UpLooneyLooneyMovie GumballGumballJohnnyJohnnyJohnnyRegularRegularAdvenAdven (TRAV) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumForbes Luxe 11Jw-Drpng RntlsBeach HousesFoodFoodFoodFoodBggg Bggg Hunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlKeys to the CastleHotel Impossible (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidFull ThrottleFull ThrottleLizardLizardJokersJokersMost DaringMost DaringMost ShockingMost ShockingMost Shocking (TVLAND) Three’s Company (CC) 3’s Company The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Happily Divorced Extreme Makeover: Home Extreme Makeover: Home Edition Extended family in New Orleans. (S) (CC) Good Times Good Times The Jeffersons The Jeffersons ››› “Coming to America” (1988) Eddie Murphy. An African prince and his royal sidekick come to Queens. (USA) Paid Program
Program
Program Paid Program Common Law Wes and Travis search for a murderer. Common Law Wes and Travis search for a murderer. Common Law Wes and Travis search for a murderer. ›› “The Break-Up” (2006) Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston. (CC) ››› “Knocked Up” (2007) Seth Rogen. A one-night stand has an unforeseen consequence. (CC) ›› “He’s Just Not That Into You” (WGN-A) PaidModos-PaidPaidWalker, RangerWalker, RangerLaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw CIPregame
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) (5:25) › “Surviving Christmas” (S) ››› “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1” (2010) Daniel Radcliffe. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Water for Elephants” (2011) Reese Witherspoon. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Larry Crowne” (2011) Tom Hanks. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Bruce Almighty” (2003, Comedy) Jim Carrey. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Date Night” (2010) Steve Carell. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ››› “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1” (S) (MAX) (5:20) ››› “Rio” (2011) ‘G’
›› “Brainstorm” (1983, Science Fiction) Christopher Walken. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
(8:50) ››› “Seven” (1995, Suspense) Brad Pitt. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Speed” (1994, Action) Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “Speed 2: Cruise Control” (1997, Action) Sandra Bullock. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:05) ››› “Unstoppable” (2010) Denzel Washington. (:45) ›› “The Change-Up” (2011) Ryan Reynolds. ‘NR’ (SHOW) (5:30) › “It’s Pat” (1994) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Gross Anatomy” (1989) Matthew Modine, Christine Lahti. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “School of Life” (2005, Comedy-Drama) David Paymer. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
›› “Beastly” (2011) Alex Pettyfer. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) “Womb” (2010, Science Fiction) Eva Green, Matt Smith. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:45) ››› “The Ghost Writer” (2010, Drama) Pierce Brosnan, Ewan McGregor. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:35) ›› “Bob Funk” (2009, Comedy) Michael Leydon Campbell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Skateland” (2010) Ashley Greene. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “The Final Cut” (2004, Science Fiction) Robin Williams. (S) ‘PG-13’
››› “Mr. Holland’s Opus” ‘PG’ (TMC) (5:45) ›› “March or Die” (1977) Gene Hackman. ‘PG’ (:35) “Street Racer” (2008) Clint Browning. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ›› “Just Write” (1998) Sherilyn Fenn, Jeremy Piven. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Vidal Sassoon: The Movie” (2010) (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
Clint Eastwood. NASA reunites four aging flyboys for an urgent mission. (CC)
›› “Heartbreak Ridge” (1986, War) Clint Eastwood. Marine sergeant sees ex-wife, readies recruits for Grenada. (CC)
››› “Enter the Dragon” (1973, Adventure) Bruce Lee, John Saxon, Jim Kelly. (CC) › “Jet Attack” (1958) John Agar, Audrey Totter. (CC) Mad Men “Long Weekend” (CC) (AP) My Cat From HellCats 101 (N) (S) Tanked (N) (S) Tanked (S) Tanked (S) Tanked (S) Cats 101 (S) My Cat From HellTapeTapeTapeTapeFreakFreakExtremeExtreme (BRAVO) Orange-Social ›››› “Raiders of the Lost Ark” (1981) (CC) (:35) ›››› “Raiders of the Lost Ark” (1981) Around the WorldInterior TherapyInterior TherapyPaidPaidPaidPaidPregnant in Heels (CNBC) Money American GreedDebtSuze Orman ShowPrincessPrincessAmerican GreedSuze Orman ShowPrincessPrincessPaidPaidHeads-Up PokerSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) CNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomPiers MorganWk Early Start (COM) ›› “Office Space” (1999) (CC) “Jackass: Number Two”(:45) ››› “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” (2005) (CC) ›› “Jackass: Number Two” (2006) FturamaFturamaFturamaFturamaPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDavid (DISN) AustinAustinGood Good JessieJessieANT JessieAustinAustinAustinWizardsWizardsWizardsWizards ›› “Gotta Kick It Up” (S) PhineasPhineasPhineasPhineasLittleOcto (E!) E! SpecialMovie E! SpecialSoupChelseaFashionE! Special E! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) (5:00) SportsCenterCollege Softball Baseball TonightSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N)
(ESPN2) College SoftballBoxing (CC) Boxing (CC) Boxing (CC) Boxing (CC)
(EWTN) Angelica LiveMiracle of St. ThereseRosaryLiving RightThe Journey HomeDaily MassFaithJoy-Eldest-ChurchFatima
(FAM) › “Leap Year” (2010) Amy Adams. ›› “The Notebook” (2004, Romance) Ryan Gosling. ›› “Legally Blonde” (2001, Comedy)
(FSN) MLB Baseball Toronto Blue Jays at Minnesota Twins. (N) Twins Boys in UFC From Chicago.
TwinsBaseball SpotlightMy (FX) (5:30) ›› “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” (2005, Action) Brad Pitt. Louis CK: LiveLouieLouieWilfredWilfredTwo Two LouieLouieWilfredWilfredTwo Two PaidKitchenPaidGridiron
(GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features. (N) Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features. Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features. Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features. Live From THE PLAYERS Analysis, highlights, interviews and features. Top 10Playing Lessons Morning Drive (N) (Live) (HGTV) JunkDimeHigh Mom Grt InteriorsHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlGrt InteriorsHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlHigh Mom PaidNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaid
(HIST) Modern MarvelsAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) (5:00) “Chloe” (CC) › “The Quiet” (2005) Camilla Belle. “Triple Dog” (2009) Premiere. (CC) (:01) › “The Quiet” (2005) (CC) (:01) “Triple Dog” (2009, Drama) (CC) PaidMy PilPaidPaidPaidPaid
(NBCSN) NHL 36NHL LiveNHL Hockey NHL LivePoker After DarkRed Bull Signature Series Poker After DarkPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) VictoVictoVictoiCarly (S) RockBucket’70s’70sFriendsFriendsFriendsFriends’70s’70sChrisMy WifeMy WifeGeorgeGeorgeNannyNannyTBAGrownPenguin (SPIKE) (5:30) ›› “Rambo III” (1988) (S) ›› “Rambo” (2008) Julie Benz (S) ››› “First Blood” (1982, Action) (S) ›› “Rambo: First Blood Part II” (S) Ways Ways PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) › “Resident Evil” (2002, Horror) (CC) ›› “Growth” (2010) Mircea Monroe. ››› “Splinter” (2008, Horror) › “Resident Evil” (2002, Horror) › “Thirteen Ghosts” (2001, Horror)
TotalTotalPaidPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of PowerGraham ClassicSarah’s Choice Mothers: Loves“Book of Ruth: Journey”Praise the Lord (CC) Mothers: LovesHoly Bible (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig Bang ›› “Yes Man” (2008, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Zooey Deschanel. (CC)
›› “Fun With Dick & Jane” (2005, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Téa Leoni. (CC) ›› “Kicking & Screaming” (2005) Will Ferrell, Robert Duvall. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedHouse of Payne House of Payne (TCM) (5:15) ›››› “Adam’s Rib” ›››› “Diabolique” (1955, Suspense) Simone Signoret, Vera Clouzot. (:15) ›››› “The Browning Version” (1951) Michael Redgrave, Jean Kent.
››› “The Sandpiper” (1965, Drama) Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton. (CC) (:15) ›››› “Goodbye, Mr. Chips” (1939, Drama) Robert Donat. (CC) (DVS) (:15) ››› “Au Revoir, Les Enfants” (1987, Drama) Gaspard Manesse. Now Playing “Catered Affair” (TLC) 20/20 on TLC (N) 20/20 on TLC20/20 on TLC20/20 on TLC (N) 20/20 on TLC20/20 on TLC20/20 on TLC (S) 20/20 on TLC (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) Con AirPregameNBA Basketball
Inside the NBA (N) ›› “Con Air” (1997) Nicolas Cage. ››› “Ransom” (1996) Mel Gibson. (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) Movie King/HillChilLoiterFam GuyBoonAqua BleachFullmetalDurararaKekFoolyCowboyBig OGhostBleachFullmetalDurararaInuyashaLooneyLooney (TRAV) Sexiest BeachesGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Most ShockingMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...ForensicForensicMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest... ForensicForensicPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) The Nanny 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) (5:00) ›› “He’s Just Not That Into You” (2009) (CC) ›› “It’s Complicated” (2009) Meryl Streep, Steve Martin, Alec Baldwin. Premiere. (CC) ›› “He’s Just Not That Into You” (2009) Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston. (CC) Cheers (CC)
WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) Around the World in 80 Plates (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Monk Record producer’s death. (WGN-A) MLB Baseball Kansas City Royals at Chicago White Sox. (N) News at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsChrisChrisSunnySunnyDeathDeathMad Ab’t ›› “Proof of Life” (2000) Meg Ryan. WorldScudder
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) “Harry Potter and Deathly Hallows”
››› “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” (2011) Daniel Radcliffe.
(:15) ›› “Hall Pass” (2011, Comedy) Owen Wilson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Fight Game Face Off, Max Game of Thrones (S) (CC)
››› “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” (2011) Daniel Radcliffe.
Conchords (:45) ››› “Somewhere” (2010, ComedyDrama) Stephen Dorff. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Shattered” (MAX) “Change” (:45) ›› “The A-Team” (2010) Liam Neeson. Former Special Forces soldiers form a rogue unit. “The Pool Boys” (2009) Matthew Lillard. ‘R’ (CC) Girl’s Guide ›› “The Change-Up” (2011, Comedy) Ryan Reynolds. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
Life on Top Feature 1: Innocence (S) (CC) (:40) “The Pool Boys” (2009) Matthew Lillard. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ››› “Big Fish” (2003, Drama) Ewan McGregor. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:00) ››› “Mr. Holland’s Opus” (1995, Drama) (S) ‘PG’ ›› “Beastly” (2011) Alex Pettyfer. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ››› “Scream” (1996, Horror) Neve Campbell, David Arquette. (S) ‘R’ The 2012 AVN Awards Erotic filmmaking awards. (N) The Borgias “The Choice” (S) (CC) Nurse Jackie The Big C (CC) ››› “The Ghost Writer” (2010) Pierce Brosnan. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Bran Nue Dae” (2009) (TMC)
›› “The Switch” (2010) Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “Let the Right One In” (2008, Horror) Kare Hedebrant. ‘R’
›› “Believers” (2007) Johnny Messner. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Let the Right One In” (2008, Horror) Kare Hedebrant. ‘R’ (:40) ›› “Believers” (2007, Horror) Johnny Messner. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:25) ›› “100 Girls” (2000) Jonathan Tucker. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Perfect Game” (2008) ‘PG’
