Television movies rarely generate the sort of buzz that HBO’s “Behind the Candelabra” has, but how often do TV movies, even on premium cable, feature Michael Douglas and Matt Damon as lovers?
Premiering Sunday, May 26, the film revolves around the relationship between Liberace and Scott Thorson, who was his partner for years.
This takes Liberace and Scott from their 1977 meeting, when Liberace was a Vegas headliner and Scott a naive kid, through their five-year relationship, public breakup and eventually Liberace’s death from AIDS in 1987.
In the beginning, Scott is 17, which Damon acknowledges is a stretch.
“Seventeen’s way out of my range,” Damon says, shaking his head and laughing. “And I said that to Steven (Soderbergh, the director). ‘This is ridiculous!’ I am 42. I look younger than I am, but I don’t look that much younger. I probably look 30 more than 20. It is more about an older guy who loves a younger guy.”
Liberace had a penchant for younger men. Much has been made about the sex scenes, and Douglas and Damon, in separate interviews, laugh about it.
Still, what were those steamy scenes like?
“There’s anxiety because you don’t want to screw it up,” Damon says. “And it is a place where everyone is going to be looking carefully. To me it’s much less about the kissing and more about how you are with someone in your most intimate relationship. There’s a physical comfort level when you are in the room with your husband or wife. There are no secrets.”
Ideally, what he hoped to achieve “are those intimate mo-
ments when there are no cameras around.
“Was it weird kissing Michael Douglas?” Damon says. “Yeah, but to be honest, it’s weird kissing anyone on camera. You are five feet away from 40 of your closest friends.”
Speaking in the same hotel suite, but half an hour earlier, Douglas, who just gives off the movie star glow, says, “Call me easy, but we didn’t think about it much. I was teasing Matt about his Brazilian tan line on his butt. We just felt comfortable.”
Once Liberace and Scott settle into a relationship, there are sweet domestic scenes, such as watching TV, eating popcorn - the mundane living of any relationship.
“Together we realized what a true love story it was,” Douglas says. “I am happiest if you forget that is Matt and I. Forget it is two guys. It is two people very much in love and the fights, the squabbles and things that go on.”
Soderbergh does a terrific job of showing the day-to-day lives of the couple, but it was an unusual setup because Liberace had been such a huge star and lived so large. He wore a $300,000 white virgin fox coat, lined with $100,000 in crystals and sequins.
Liberace was famous for his ornate outfits, and his home looked as if it would have put the French aristocracy to shame.
Costume designer Ellen Mirojnick, like production designer Howard Cummings, clearly did massive research to nail down every detail.
“Who was the real Liberace?”
Mirojnick says she pondered.
“That is what I really started thinking about. I could not help but really want to investigate who was the real guy, not what did he wear, but who was he? What was his life about?”
In addition to copious research, she and her team spent three weeks just picking the base fabric for one of his
most famous costumes, the Neptune, which makes Douglas look like Liberace on the half shell.
Despite the bead-encrusted costumes, antiques, a RollsRoyce and a larger-than-life way about him, Douglas was
determined to play Liberace as a man and not as some camp act.
Both actors note that people who knew him - including Debbie Reynolds - had only kind words for the showman. Douglas, who as a child met Liberace, recalls he drove a Rolls-Royce convertible.
“As theatrical as the piece was, there was simplicity,” Douglas says. “I didn’t want winking at the camera.”
At one point, after a tremendous amount of plastic surgery, Liberace could not wink. He could not even shut his eyes to sleep.
Rob Lowe, looking like Teri Hatcher after a botched face-lift, shows up as a plastic surgeon. Reynolds is unrecognizable as Liberace’s beloved mom.
As terrific as all are, the movie belongs to Douglas and Damon. The film’s absolutely bravest scene - at least from an actor’s perspective - has Liberace, just out of a bath, a towel wrapped around him. Douglas is in a fat suit, a bald cap and wig. It’s not dreamy.
Both men wore prosthetic devices for their roles, and both actors trusted Soderbergh, with whom they had worked repeatedly.
Douglas was working with the director on “Traffic” when Soderbergh broached the topic of this movie. It took years to make, as both actors were busy, Douglas became ill and then recovered, and it finally all worked.
“This is a character piece,” Douglas says. “I didn’t worry about it. Three years after cancer, I am just really happy to be acting again.”
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9. Nastase of tennis
10. “Blue Bloods” role (2)
14. “I Started a __”; song by the Bee Gees
15. O’Neill and Harris
16. 90 degrees from NNW
17. Mind
18. “P.S.I. __ U” (199192)
19. Monster’s lake
1. “__ on a Plane”; 2006 Julianna Margulies film
2. Sweethearts
3. Actress __ B. Davis
4. “Family __” (1982-89)
5. Jim Nabors’ state of birth: abbr.
6. Bruce, for one
7. Mr. Reeves
8. Sun-dried brick
11. “My Son, My Son, What Have __ Done”; 2009 film for Willem Dafoe
12. Yellow Brick, for one: abbr.
13. Setting for “Bonanza”: abbr.
14. Stewart or Cryer
20. “Face the __”
21. Unwilling
22. Impressionist painter Claude
23. “__ of Watch”; 2012 Michael Pena movie
24. Bernie, for one
25. Blaze residue
26. __ __ cab; summon transportation
29. “The __ Beach Story”; Claudette Colbert film
30. Initials for the star of “Matlock”
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Sunday
8:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Xtreme 4x4
The F-150 receives a costconscious Lighting powerplant.
2:30 p.m. % X Games
Barcelona. From Barcelona, Spain. (Taped)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Sports Unlimited
Tuesday
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Sports Unlimited
Wednesday
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Sports Unlimited
Friday
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Northern Sun Showcase News and features from the Northern Sun Intercollegiate Conference.
Hosts: David Woodley and Anthony LaPlanta.
Saturday
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Northern Sun Showcase News and features from the Northern Sun Intercollegiate Conference.
Hosts: David Woodley and Anthony LaPlanta.
5:30 a.m. (MSC) Northern Sun Showcase News and features from the Northern Sun Intercollegiate Conference.
Hosts: David Woodley and Anthony LaPlanta.
Sunday
6:30 a.m. + Formula One Racing Monaco Grand Prix. From Monaco, Monte Carlo. (Live)
8:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV A Ford 331 stroker using aftermarket EFI technology.
9:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live) (SPIKE) Trucks! The supercharged 4.6 is fired up for the first time.
9:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar
Factory components on the 1969 COPO Camaro Tribute Project.
10:00 a.m. % Indianapolis 500
Pre-Race (Live) (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Lucas Oil Series. (Taped)
11:00 a.m. % 2013 Indianapolis 500 From Indianapolis Motor Speedway in Indianapolis. (Live)
4:30 p.m. ) / NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Coca-Cola 600. From Charlotte Motor Speedway in Concord, N.C. (Live)
Monday
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now Tuesday
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now
Wednesday
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now
Thursday
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now
Saturday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) 3 Wide Life
The top NASCAR teams and drivers.
8:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower
TV
9:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks!
Installing a 6.0 LS engine in a 1971 C-10.
9:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar
The COPO Camaro gets an interior, trunk floor, and headers.
10:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: 5Hour Energy 200, Qualifying.
From Dover International Speedway in Dover, Del. (Live)
1:00 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Countdown (Live)
1:30 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: 5Hour Energy 200. From Dover International Speedway in Dover, Del. (Live)
2:30 p.m. % IndyCar Racing
Detroit Belle Isle Grand Prix
- Race 1. From Belle Isle Race Park in Michigan. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN) NHRA
Drag Racing Toyota Summernationals, Qualifying.
From Englishtown, N.J. (Sameday Tape)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NHRA
Drag Racing Toyota Summernationals, Qualifying.
From Englishtown, N.J. (Sameday Tape)
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: 5Hour Energy 200. From Dover International Speedway in Dover, Del. (Same-day Tape)
Sunday
11:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live) (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ACC
Tournament, Final: Teams TBA.
From Durham, N.C. (Live) (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. From Comerica Park in Detroit. (Live)
12:30 p.m. (TBS) New York
Yankees at Tampa Bay Rays.
From Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Fla. (Live)
(WGN-A) White Sox Warm-Up
1:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Miami
Marlins at Chicago White Sox. From U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
3:30 p.m. (ESPN2) SEC
Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Hoover, Ala. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Atlanta Braves at New York Mets. From Citi Field in Flushing, N.Y. (Live)
1:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins at Detroit Tigers. From Comerica Park in Detroit.
2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Atlanta
Braves at New York Mets. From Citi Field in Flushing, N.Y.
(Same-day Tape)
3:00 a.m. (MSC) Big 12 Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Oklahoma City, Okla.
Monday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. From Comerica Park in Detroit.
12:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
1:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Milwaukee Brewers. From Miller Park in Milwaukee. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
5:30 p.m. (WGN-A) White Sox
Warm-Up
6:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Chicago Cubs at Chicago White Sox. From U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago. (Live)
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Milwaukee Brewers.
From Miller Park in Milwaukee.
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) New York Yankees at New York Mets.
From Citi Field in Flushing, N.Y.
Wednesday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Milwaukee Brewers.
From Miller Park in Milwaukee.
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Milwaukee Brewers.
From Miller Park in Milwaukee.
1:10 p.m. (WGN-A) Chicago
White Sox at Chicago Cubs.
From Wrigley Field in Chicago. (Live)
4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) White Sox Wrap-Up
1:10 p.m. (WGN-A) Chicago
White Sox at Chicago Cubs.
From Wrigley Field in Chicago.
(Live)
4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) 10th Inning
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live
(Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Milwaukee
Brewers at Minnesota
Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live
(Live)
11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Milwaukee
Brewers at Minnesota
Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
Friday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Milwaukee
Brewers at Minnesota
Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Milwaukee Brewers at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live
(Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Seattle
Mariners at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Chicago White Sox at Oakland Athletics. From O.co Coliseum in Oakland, Calif. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live
(Live)
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Seattle Mariners at Minnesota
Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
Saturday
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
12:00 p.m. ) MLB Player
Poll Current players vote and comment on game’s best in a variety of categories.
(MSC) Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live
Sunday
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones
7:00 p.m. (TNT) NBA Tip-Off (Live)
7:30 p.m. (TNT) Conference
Final: Teams TBA. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)
2:00 a.m. (TNT) Conference
Final: Teams TBA.
Monday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA Washington Mystics at Tulsa Shock. From BOK Center in Tulsa, Okla. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA Chicago Sky at Phoenix Mercury. From US Airways Center in Phoenix. (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown (Live)
8:00 p.m.
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins at Milwaukee Brewers.
From Miller Park in Milwaukee.
8:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
8:45 p.m. (WGN-A) White Sox
Wrap-Up
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
Tuesday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins at Milwaukee Brewers.
From Miller Park in Milwaukee.
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Milwaukee Brewers.
From Miller Park in Milwaukee.
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) New York Yankees at New York Mets.
From Citi Field in Flushing, N.Y.
(Live)
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins at Milwaukee Brewers.
From Miller Park in Milwaukee.
(Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.
(Live)
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Milwaukee Brewers at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Milwaukee Brewers at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape)
Thursday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Milwaukee Brewers at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Milwaukee Brewers at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
12:30 p.m. (WGN-A) Showdown in the City Previews the upcoming Cubs vs. White Sox game.
(Live)
3:30 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins ’11
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
5:30 p.m. / MLB Player Poll Current players vote and comment on game’s best in a variety of categories.
6:00 p.m. ) / Regional Coverage. Cincinnati Reds at Pittsburgh Pirates or Washington Nationals at Atlanta Braves or San Francisco Giants at St. Louis Cardinals or Boston Red Sox at New York Yankees or Arizona Diamondbacks at Chicago Cubs. (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
10:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN Bases
Loaded Highlights from the 16 Regional Sites for the College Baseball Championships. (Live)
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
2:00 a.m. (MSC) Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
the Target Center in Minneapolis.
4:20 a.m. (HBO) The UCLA Dynasty The UCLA Bruins reign as NCAA basketball champions during the 1960s and 1970s.
Sunday
8:30 a.m. (HBO) Carl Froch vs. Mikkel Kessler. Carl Froch takes on Mikkel Kessler from London, England.
Monday
10:00 p.m. (HBO) Carl Froch vs. Mikkel Kessler. Carl Froch takes on Mikkel Kessler from London, England.
Saturday
9:00 p.m. (MSC) Golden Boy Live. Braulio Santos vs. Derrick Wilson. (Live)
Wednesday
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Vikings Cheerleaders: Making The Team 2013
11:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Vikings Cheerleaders: Making The Team 2013
11:30 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Vikings Cheerleaders: Making The Team 2013
Sunday
5:00 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
Sunday
6:30 a.m. (GOLF) BMW PGA Championship, Final Round. From Surrey, England. (Live)
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Crowne Plaza Invitational at Colonial, Final Round. From Colonial Country Club in Fort Worth, Texas.
(Live)
2:00 p.m. _ Crowne Plaza Invitational at Colonial, Final Round. From Colonial Country Club in Fort Worth, Texas. (Live) + Senior PGA Championship, Final Round. From Bellerive Country Club in St. Louis. (Live) (GOLF) Pure Silk-Bahamas Classic, Final Round. From Paradise Island, Bahamas.
(Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Crowne Plaza
Invitational at Colonial, Final Round. From Colonial Country Club in Fort Worth, Texas.
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) BMW PGA Championship, Final Round. From Surrey, England.
Monday
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Pure SilkBahamas Classic, Final Round. From Paradise Island, Bahamas.
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Crowne Plaza
Invitational at Colonial, Final Round. From Colonial Country Club in Fort Worth, Texas.
4:30 p.m. (GOLF) Performance Institute Increasing mobility and stability in senior golfers.
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
Mexico Teams faceoff in a Blackjack competition.
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
Mexico Team chemistry begins to waver as contestants face the Flop Wall.
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
Mexico Team chemistry begins to waver as contestants face the Flop Wall.
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Performance Institute Increasing mobility and stability in senior golfers.
Tuesday
1:00 p.m. (GOLF) In Play With Jimmy Roberts Creative minds behind unusual tournaments; footage of Al Geiberger’s 59.
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
Mexico Teams faceoff in a Blackjack competition.
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
Mexico Team chemistry begins to waver as contestants face the Flop Wall.
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy Improving bunker play, pitching, chipping and putting.
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf’s
Greatest Rounds A pair of iconic golfers face an 18-hole playoff to determine the U.S. Open champion.
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center Senior PGA Championship review; Principal Charity Classic preview.
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Greatest Rounds A pair of iconic golfers face an 18-hole playoff to determine the U.S. Open champion.
Wednesday
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Performance Institute Increasing mobility and stability in senior golfers.
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
1:00 p.m. (GOLF) What’s in the Bag? PGA golfer Rickie Fowler shows how range finders can help lower scores.
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) What’s in the Bag?
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center Senior PGA Championship review; Principal Charity Classic preview.
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Mexico Team chemistry begins to waver as contestants face the Flop Wall.
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Memorial Tournament Highlights Tiger Woods.
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) European Tour Weekly Highlights and previews of the European Golf Tour.
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf Replicating the swing of Jack Nicklaus.
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy Improving bunker
play, pitching, chipping and putting.
9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Mexico Team chemistry begins to waver as contestants face the Flop Wall.
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center Senior PGA Championship review; Principal Charity Classic preview.
Thursday
8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Nordea Masters, First Round. From Stockholm, Sweden. (Live)
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Mexico Team chemistry begins to waver as contestants face the Flop Wall.
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Memorial Tournament, First Round. From Muirfield Village Golf Club in Dublin, Ohio. (Live)
Saturday
7:00 a.m. (GOLF) Nordea Masters, Third Round. From Stockholm, Sweden. (Live)
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Memorial Tournament, Third Round. From Muirfield Village Golf Club in Dublin, Ohio. (Live)
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) ShopRite Classic, Second Round. From Galloway, N.J. (Live)
2:00 p.m. _ Memorial Tournament, Third Round. From Muirfield Village Golf Club in Dublin, Ohio. (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Principal Charity Classic, Second Round. From Des Moines, Iowa. (Same-day Tape)
8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Memorial Tournament, Third Round. From Muirfield Village Golf Club in Dublin, Ohio.
6:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider Behind-the-scenes of the Ultimate Fighting Championship.
Thursday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider Behind the scenes of the UFC for the week of June 12.
4:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider
Sunday
8:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors Helping people enjoy the outdoors.
Friday
2:00 p.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Angling Edge Summer is prime time for smallmouth bass to strike topwater lures.
Saturday
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Angling Edge The science of crankbaits in weeds; trolling tiny lures for deep-water basin walleyes.
Sunday
10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) MLS Soccer Seattle Sounders FC at Los Angeles Galaxy. From the Home Depot Center in Carson, Calif. (Live)
Monday
10:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Final. From Wembley Stadium in London.
Wednesday
1:25 p.m. (ESPN2) Friendly: Germany vs. Ecuador. (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) United States vs. Belgium. From Cleveland. (Live)
Thursday
8:30 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Magazine
Sunday
11:00 a.m. (ESPN) NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (If necessary). (Live)
8:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA World Series, Game 6: Teams TBA. From Oklahoma City. (Live)
Saturday
11:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NCAA World Series, Game 7: Teams TBA. From Oklahoma City. (Live)
1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA World Series, Game 8: Teams TBA. From Oklahoma City. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA World Series, Game 9: Teams TBA. From Oklahoma City. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA World Series, Game 10: Teams TBA. From Oklahoma City. (Live)
Sunday
8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2013 French Open Tennis First Round. From Roland Garros Stadium in Paris. (Live)
11:00 a.m. + 2013 French Open Tennis First Round. From Roland Garros Stadium in Paris. (Live)
4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2013 French Open Tennis First Round. From Roland Garros Stadium in Paris. (Live)
Monday
8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2013 French Open Tennis First Round. From Roland Garros Stadium in Paris. (Live)
12:00 p.m. + 2013 French Open Tennis First Round. From Roland Garros Stadium in Paris. (Same-day Tape)
4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2013 French Open Tennis First Round. From Roland Garros Stadium in Paris. (Live)
Tuesday
8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2013 French Open Tennis First Round. From Roland Garros Stadium in Paris. (Live)
4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2013 French Open Tennis Second Round. From Roland Garros Stadium in Paris. (Live)
Wednesday
8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2013 French Open Tennis Second Round. From Roland Garros Stadium in Paris. (Live)
4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2013 French Open Tennis Second Round. From Roland Garros Stadium in Paris. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Memorial Tournament, First Round. From Muirfield Village Golf Club in Dublin, Ohio.
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Memorial Tournament, First Round. From Muirfield Village Golf Club in Dublin, Ohio.
Friday
8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Nordea Masters, Second Round. From Stockholm, Sweden. (Live)
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) ShopRite Classic, First Round. From Galloway, N.J. (Live)
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Memorial Tournament, Second Round. From Muirfield Village Golf Club in Dublin, Ohio. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Principal Charity Classic, First Round. From Des Moines, Iowa. (Same-day Tape)
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Memorial Tournament, Second Round. From Muirfield Village Golf Club in Dublin, Ohio.
Saturday
7:00 p.m. + Conference Final: Teams TBA. (Live)
LACROSSE
Monday
12:00 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Philadelphia. (Live)
MARTIAL ARTS
Sunday
9:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Unleashed Tuesday
5:30 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider Behind-the-scenes of the Ultimate Fighting Championship.
Wednesday
3:30 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider Behind-the-scenes of the Ultimate Fighting Championship.
4:00 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (If necessary).
(Live)
Thursday
11:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NCAA World Series, Game 1: Teams TBA. From Oklahoma City. (Live)
1:00 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA World Series, Game 2: Teams TBA. From Oklahoma City. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA World Series, Game 3: Teams TBA. From Oklahoma City. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA World Series, Game 4: Teams TBA. From Oklahoma City. (Live)
Friday
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA World Series, Game 5: Teams TBA. From Oklahoma City. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Women’s College World Series Update (Live)
Thursday
8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2013 French Open Tennis Second Round. From Roland Garros Stadium in Paris. (Live)
4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2013 French Open Tennis Third Round. From Roland Garros Stadium in Paris. (Live)
Friday
8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2013 French Open Tennis Third Round. From Roland Garros Stadium in Paris. (Live)
Saturday
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W Haunted CollectorHaunted CollectorHaunted CollectorHaunted CollectorHaunted CollectorHaunted CollectorHaunted CollectorHaunted CollectorHaunted CollectorParanormal Wi.Paranormal Wi.
TH ›› “Eye of the Beast” (2007) (CC) › “Flu Bird Horror” (2008) (CC) Warehouse 13Warehouse 13Warehouse 13Warehouse 13Warehouse 13Defiance “Cirque Du Freak”
F ›› “Fireball” (2009) Ian Somerhalder. “Phantom Racer” (2009) Greg Evigan. ››› “Earth’s Final Hours” (2011) “Beyond Loch Ness” (2008, Suspense) ›› “Iron Invader” (2011) ›› “Behemoth”
M MedalK. ShookSuperJ. MeyerCrefloJ. HageePrinceY’r DayBelieverProph“Saints and Soldiers” (2003) JewishLife ToTodayThe 700 ClubJ. HageeJewish“Flag of My Father” (2011) The Four
T Turning 360 Life Graham ClassicDr. to Dr.BehindSuper EducaSpring Praise-A-Thon
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W Israel: A Change Alive AgainstProclaim J. Meyer Breaking
TH Master G. BrownsEducaDiffer LifestyleRobisonHickey Lucado
F Cross Dupl’tis Best of Praise The Lord Living Life ToToday Holy
M EarlEarlPrincePrincePayneBrowns ›› “Eurotrip” (2004) (:45) › “Joe Dirt” (2001) David Spade. (:45) ››› “Wedding Crashers” (2005, Comedy) FriendsFriendsFriendsKingKingSeinfeld
T PrincePrinceRulesRulesJimRayAmer.Amer.Wipeout CougarFriends
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TH Jim F Ray (TCM)
M (5:15) “The Bridge on the River Kwai” ››› “The Guns of Navarone” (1961) Gregory Peck. (CC) ›› “The Devil’s Brigade” (1968, War) (CC) ››› “Kelly’s Heroes” (1970) Clint Eastwood. “The Best Years of Our Lives” (1946)
T “Some Came Running” (CC) (:45) ››› “Home Before Dark” (1958) (CC) (:15) “The Enchanted Cottage” (1945) ›› “Desire Me” (1947) ›› “Till the End of Time” (1946) (CC) ›› “Come Live With Me”“The Prodigal”
W 7 Little(:45) ›› “The Iron Petticoat” (1956) ››› “Bachelor in Paradise” (1961) “The Road to Hong Kong”(:15) ››› “Call Me Bwana” (1963) ›› “A Global Affair” (1964) ›› “I’ll Take Sweden”“Boy, Did I Get”
TH ››› “The Mayor of Hell”(:45) ›› “Crime School” › “Two Against the World”“One Fatal Hour” ›››› “Libeled Lady” (1936) ››› “Easy to Wed” (1946) (CC) ››› “Five Came Back”“Back-Eternity”
F “Way to Stars”“The Passionate Friends”(:45) ›› “The Cockleshell Heroes” ›› “Run for the Sun”(:15) › “Pickup Alley” (1957, Action) ›› “Act One” (1963) Jason Robards ››› “Any Wednesday” (1966) (CC) (TLC) Baby’s MultiplesBabyBabyBabyBabyVaried ProgramsWedVariedNot VariedBabyBabyMediumMediumNot Varied Programs WedVariedToddlerVaried (TNT) Charmed Charmed SupernaturalSupernaturalSupernaturalBones Bones Bones Bones Castle Castle Castle (TOON) Ben 10BeyPokeNinjaGoNinjaGoJohnnyJerryJerryVariedLooneyVariedScoobyScoobyAlmostSquirrelLooneyJohnnyJohnnyIncredGumballGumballVariedAdvenRegular (TRAV) PaidPaidPaidPaidConConVaried Programs No ReservationVaried ProgramsBizarre FoodsFoodFoodBizarre Foods (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidIn Session Police VideoVaried Programs CopsCops (TVLAND) PaidPaidMurder, She WroteDivorcedSoul V. DykeLucyGriffithGriffithGunsm.VariedGunsm.VariedGunsm.VariedBonanzaVariedBonanza
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TH Kit(:45) ›››› “Million Dollar Baby” (2004) (S) “Behind the Candelabra” (2013) (S) (:15) ›› “The Day After Tomorrow” (2004) (S) ››› “Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory”(:45) › “Wrath of the Titans” (2012) Behind
M “Prince of Egypt”(:10) ››› “The Horse Whisperer” (1998) Robert Redford. ›› “Battleship” (2012) Taylor Kitsch. (:10) ››› “Mr. Holland’s Opus” (1995) (S) (CC) (:35) “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban”“Tower Heist” (S)
T (5:45) ››› “Superman” (1978) (S) (:10) ››› “Superman II” (1980) (S) (CC) (:20) “Along Came Polly” (S) “Dudley Do-Right”(:15) ›› “The Money Pit”“Fast Times at Ridgemont”(:15) “Recoil” (2011) Steve Austin. (S)
F Sergio(:45) ››› “Moonrise Kingdom” (S) Gloria: Words ›› “In Time” (2011) (S) (CC) 2013 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction CeremonyREAL Sports ›› “The Big Year” (2011) “Madagascar 3” (MAX)
W AmeriTurtle(6:50) “Forever Young” (S) (:35) ›› “EDtv” (1999) (S) (CC) (:40) ›››› “L.A. Confidential” (1997) (S) (CC) ›› “Cowboys & Aliens” (2011) Daniel Craig. (S) (:20) ›› “Larry Crowne”“Deep Impact” (S)
TH ›› “Space Jam” ››› “Troy” (2004) Brad Pitt. (S) (CC) “Seeking a Friend-End of the World”“For a Good Time, Call...” ››› “Forrest Gump” (1994) Tom Hanks. (S) (:20) ››› “The Descendants” (2011) Red Eye
M “Spy Kids-Time” ››› “Fair Game” (2010) (S) (CC) ››› “The Game” (1997) (S) (CC) (:45) ›› “Stepmom” (1998) Julia Roberts. (S) ›› “Beastly” (2011) (S) ››› “Mean Girls” (2004) “Twilight-Dawn”
T 3 (:45) ›› “Beyond Borders” (2003, Drama) (S) ›› “People Like Us” (2012, Drama) “Hoodwinked Too” “The Howling: Reborn” (S) (:15) “Dawn Rider” (2012) (S) (CC) ›› “Broken Flowers” (2005) (S) (CC)
F (:15) ››› “Napoleon Dynamite” (S) (7:50) ›› “Wanderlust” (S) ›› “The Brave One” (2007) (S) (CC) (:35) ›› “K-PAX” (2001) (S) (CC) (:40) ›› “Battleship” (2012) Taylor Kitsch. (S) (3:50) “The Five-Year Engagement” (S) (SHOW)
W (5:30) › “Legendary” (2010) ›› “Holy Man” (1998) Eddie Murphy. › “Celtic Pride” (1996) (S) (:15) ›› “DeadHeads” (2011) (S) (CC) (12:55) ››› “Always” (1989) (S) (CC) “Nice Guy Johnny” (2010) › “Legendary” (2010) (S)
TH “Arizona Summer” (2003) (S) (:45) ›› “Suburban Girl” (2007) (S) ››› “Billy Elliot” (2000) (S) (CC) ››› “Fair Game” (2010) (S) (CC) (:25) “The Perfect Score” (S) ›› “Beastly” (2011) (S) “All Good Things” (2010) (S)
F Dispatch ›› “People Like Us” (2012, Drama) ›› “Holy Man” (1998) Eddie Murphy. ›› “The Ref” (1994) (S) (:15) ››› “The Game” (1997) Michael Douglas. ›› “People Like Us” (2012, Drama) ›› “Reindeer Games” (TMC)
M “Tomorrow-War” › “Bio-Dome” (1996) (S) (:35) ›› “The Baxter” (S) (:10) ›› “The Fighting Temptations”(:15) ›› “Flypaper” (2011) (:45) ›› “Blues Brothers 2000” (1998) (S) (CC) › “Jack” (1996) Robin Williams. (S)
T (5:45) ›› “The Nugget” (S) “Raising Genius” (2004) (S) ››› “The Help” (2011) Viola Davis. (S) (CC) ›› “Straight Talk” (1992) ››› “A Price Above Rubies” (1998) ››› “Tabloid” (2010) (S) ››› “The Thin Blue Line”
W Bandits ››› “Lone Rider” (2008) “Children of God” (2010) Johnny Ferro. “Touched” (2005) (S) (CC) (:45) ›››› “Cinema Paradiso” (1988) (CC) “Fade to Black” (2006) Danny Huston. (3:50) “Trees Lounge” (1996) Bending
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“HAshtag$,” www.youtube. com
A presentation of the Red Bull Music Channel — and in the show’s graphics, the “a” is actually a triangle — the new series of minidocumentaries spotlights themes and music movements emerging from the Web, through online communities and media. The first episode looks at the reemergence of contemporary R&B, including such artists as Miguel, How to Dress Well, Rochelle Jordan and BadBadNotGood.
He doesn’t cook, but Jeff Foxworthy thinks that makes him an ideal host for “The American Baking Competition.”
CBS’ version of a popular British show premieres Wednesday, May 29, pitting 10 food-making amateurs against one another in a contest featuring chefs Paul Hollywood (also of the U.K. version) and Marcela Valladolid as judges. Country-flavored comedian-author Foxworthy’s role on the show may be the perfect one: He doesn’t have to form an opinion on any of the contenders, and he gets to sample all their food as they vie for $250,000 and a publishing contract.
“I’m gonna be wearing maternity clothes after I finish this,” the amiable Foxworthy says with a knowing chuckle. “Let’s put it this way: When I do chin-ups now, I have options. You’re in this room where people are making their favorite home recipes, and I’m walking around with the judges and tasting everybody’s pies. And you’re gonna pay me for that? Yeah, this is a good gig.”
Foxworthy was offered it late in the game, and he recognizes his game show hosting track record – first on “Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?” then on Game Show Network’s “The American Bible Challenge” – served as his “audition.” His only need was to see an episode of the original “Great British Bake Off” before making his decision.
“My wife and I sat there and watched it together, and she said, ‘I would watch this every week.’ And I said, ‘OK. I want to do this.’ A week later, I was on the set.
“I know nothing about baking,” Foxworthy notes, “but on our show, you get firemen and teachers and lawyers ... people from every walk of life. They just do this for fun, and all of a sudden, they’re in a room together with someone saying, ‘Make s’mores from scratch.” I want to know their stories.”
What are you currently reading?
“ ‘The Good House’ by Ann Leary. I’m a voracious reader; I read about three books a week.”
What did you have for dinner last night?
“My wife made black bean soup. She’s from New Orleans, so she can cook, and she put sweet tomatoes and sweet onions and balsamic vinegar in it and served it over rice. And it was stupid-good.”
What is your next project?
“I started an outdoor lifestyle company about a year and a half ago – because my escape is hiking or hunting or fishing or camping – and we’re putting together a festival where you can bring the whole family and look at camouflage or campers or motorcycles. Then at night, there will be a show with comedy and country music.”
When was the last vacation you took – where and why?
“We went to Maui between Christmas and New Year’s and took my brother and all of his girls. And we had a great time.”
“Exit Vine,” www.youtube. com/show/exitvine
Also from Red Bull Media, but in this case, scripted instead of a documentary, this series follows Midwest singer/songwriter Natalie Lake, who moves to Los Angeles to start a band. The audience collaborates in the writing of the series, since it gets to vote at the end of each episode on pivotal decisions made by the band. New episodes air every other Monday through June 10, including bonus videos on the off weeks featuring cast members performing tracks from the show.
“Health Soup,” www.veria. com/tv/show/health-soup
Part of the “Veria Living” website, the original digital series mixes laughter with advice. In “Veria on the Street,” “wellness warrior” and comedian Dave Price hits the streets and poses outrageous health and wellness questions to pedestrians — and even has them strike yoga poses — in hopes of winning prizes. In “Wellness Virgin,” comedian Chelsea White attempts to get her “health on” by trying acupuncture, aerial yoga and other methods.
“Heartbreak Ridge” (CC)
Green Berets” (1968) John Wayne. A cynical antiwar newsman is assigned to a career soldier. (CC)
“Where Eagles Dare” (1969) Richard Burton, Clint Eastwood. Premiere. Elite commandos mount a daring rescue behind enemy lines.
“Uncommon Valor” (1983, Action) Gene Hackman, Robert Stack, Fred Ward. (CC)
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(HBO) REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) ›› “Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted” (2012) (:45) 2013 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony Inductees include Heart and Rush. (S) (CC) Making, Behind (11:50) ›› “Journey 2: The Mysterious Island” (2012) (S) ›› “Office Space” (1999) Ron Livingston. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) 2013 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony Inductees include Heart and Rush. (S) (CC) (MAX) (5:50) › “The Watch” (2012) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “The Apparition” (2012) Ashley Greene. ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “Varsity Blues” (1999) James Van Der Beek. (S) ‘R’
The Jump Off (:15) › “The Watch” (2012, Comedy) Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Forbidden Science Feature 3: Synthetic Dreams (CC) Girl’s Guide ›› “The People Under the Stairs” (1991) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “American Splendor” (2003) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) ››› “The School of Rock” (2003, Comedy) Jack Black. (S) ‘PG-13’
›› “People Like Us” (2012, Drama) Chris Pine, Elizabeth Banks. ‘PG-13’ Nurse Jackie The Borgias “Lucrezia’s Gambit” “Fear Island” (2009) Haylie Duff, Lucy Hale. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
››› “The Help” (2011) Viola Davis. An aspiring writer captures the experiences of black women.
››› “Your Sister’s Sister” (2011) Emily Blunt. ‘R’ (CC)
SuicideGirls › “High School” (2010) Adrien Brody. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Sabrina” (1995, Romance-Comedy) Harrison Ford, Julia Ormond. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) › “Legendary” (TMC) “Thin Blue” ››› “Step Into Liquid” (2003, Documentary) (S) ‘PG’
››› “My Week With Marilyn” (2011) Michelle Williams. (:40) “Bikini Airways” (2002) Regina Russell. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:10) ›› “I’m Losing You” (1998) Rosanna Arquette. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “American Bandits”
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(HBO) ›› “Joyful Noise” (2012, ComedyDrama) Queen Latifah. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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›› “The Beach” (2000, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio. (S) ‘R’ (CC) The Jump Off Co-Ed Confidential 3: Spring Break Feature 4: Bar Wars (S) (CC)
›› “Sanctum” (2011, Action) Richard Roxburgh, Ioan Gruffudd. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:20) ››› “North Country” (2005, Drama) Charlize Theron. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Space Jam” (S) (SHOW) › “Legendary” ››› “Traffic” (2000, Crime Drama) Michael Douglas, Don Cheadle, Benicio Del Toro. (S) ‘R’ The Borgias “Lucrezia’s Gambit” Gigolos (CC) “28 Hotel Rooms” (2012) Chris Messina. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
››› “Goon” (2011) Seann William Scott. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Phantoms” (1998) Peter O’Toole. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Payback” (1999, Action) Mel Gibson, Gregg Henry. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Paper Soldiers” (2002) Kevin Hart. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Flesh Wounds” (2011) Kevin Sorbo. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “The Long Weekend” (2005) Chris Klein. ‘R’ (CC)
“Alien Raiders” (2008) Carlos Bernard. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Highball” (1997) Justine Bateman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “Mother’s Day” (2010) Rebecca De Mornay, Jaime King. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Ian Bagg: Getting to F... Know You (:25) › “Celtic Pride” (1996) Damon Wayans. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (5:30) “Bending the Rules” (2012)
Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) ColbertDailyChapChapTosh.0Tosh.0SunnySunnyDailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0DailyColbertSouth PkUglyPete HolmesSunnyHalf PaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) PropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyHillbilly Blood (N) PropertyPropertyHillbilly Blood (S) PropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyHillbilly Blood (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCreflo (DISN) ANT Dog“High School Musical 3: Senior Year”Good AustinANT DogGood Good Shake ItANT DeckDeckWizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasGaspard Octo (E!) E! News (N) ›› “Eat Pray Love” (2010) Julia Roberts, James Franco. ChelseaE! News ChelseaRyan JonasChelseaNicki MiNicki MiRyan PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) (5:00) SportsCenter2013 Scripps National Spelling Bee (N) Baseball TonightSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) College Softball NCAA World Series, Game 3: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) College Softball NCAA World Series, Game 4: Teams TBA. From Oklahoma City. (N) (Live) (CC)
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(HBO) (5:30) “Behind the Candelabra” (2013) Michael Douglas. ›› “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows” (2011) Robert Downey Jr. True Blood Real Sex (S) (CC) (10:50) › “Wrath of the Titans” (2012) (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Katie Morgan
(:05) ››› “The Terminator” (1984) Arnold Schwarzenegger. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(2:55) ››› “Rising Sun” (1993, Mystery) Sean Connery. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) “Sergio” (2009) ‘NR’ (CC) (MAX) “Red Eye” (S) (:45) ››› “The Matrix” (1999, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” (2005, Action) Brad Pitt. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
“Sexy Wives Sensations” (2011) Cindy Lucas. ‘NR’ (CC) (:20) ›››› “The Silence of the Lambs” (1991) Jodie Foster. ‘R’ (CC)
(:20) ››› “Alien 3” (1992) Sigourney Weaver. ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “The Cutting Edge” (1992) D.B. Sweeney. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (SHOW) (:15) ››› “50/50” (2011) Joseph GordonLevitt, Seth Rogen. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Take This Waltz” (2011) Michelle Williams. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Gigolos (CC) The Borgias “Lucrezia’s Gambit” Gigolos (CC) The 2013 AVN AwardsBob Saget: Talkin’ About Debra DiGiovanni: Single, Awkward ›› “Brother’s Justice” (2010) Dax Shepard. ‘NR’ (4:55) “Dispatch” (2011) ‘NR’ (CC) (TMC) (5:00) › “Meet Wally Sparks” ‘R’ › “Jack” (1996, Fantasy) Robin Williams, Diane Lane. (S) ‘PG-13’
›› “The Fighting Temptations” (2003) Cuba Gooding Jr. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:05) › “Def Jam’s How to Be a Player” (1997) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) “Cougar Club” (2007, Comedy) Jason Jurman, Warren Kole. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) ›› “Tunnel Rats” (2008) Michael Paré. ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Road to Nowhere” (2010) Shannyn Sossamon. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
MoneyThe Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC)
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(DISC) Sons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns: Sons of Guns (N) Wild West AlaskaSons of Guns (S) Wild West AlaskaSons of Guns: Sons of Guns (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) ANT ANT A.N.T. (CC) JessieGravityDogGood ANT Good ANT AustinGood Shake ItDog ›› “Go Figure” (2005) (S) DeckDeckFish PhineasOctoMickey (E!) E! News (N) Badder FeudsRyan JonasFashion Police (N) ChelseaE! News ChelseaFashion PoliceChelseaRyan JonasJonasPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) (5:00) SportsCenterNBA CountdownNBA Basketball Conference Final: Teams TBA. SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) NBA Basketball SportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) College Softball NCAA World Series, Game 5: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC)
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›› “Daddy’s Little Girls” (2007, Romance) Gabrielle Union, Idris Elba. (CC) Jeff Foxworthy MarriedMarried (TCM) Fonda on Fonda ››› “A New Leaf” (1971, Comedy) Walter Matthau, Elaine May. Premiere.
›› “1941” (1979, Comedy) John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd, Lorraine Gary. (CC)
(:15) ›› “Those Lips, Those Eyes” (1980) Frank Langella, Tom Hulce.
(:15) ›› “Absolute Beginners” (1986) Eddie O’Connell, Patsy Kensit. (CC)
(:15) ›› “Night of the Comet” (1984) Catherine Mary Stewart. Premiere.
(:15) “Beast From Haunted Cave” (TLC) RandyRandySomeSomeRandy RescueGownGownRandy RescueGownGownSomeSomeRandyRandyPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) The Mentalist (S) ›› “Sherlock Holmes” (2009) (CC) (DVS) (:45) › “Wild Wild West” (1999) Will Smith. (CC) ›› “Young Guns” (1988) (CC) ›› “Young Guns II” (1990) (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) RegularTeenCartoon PlanetKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua The Venture Bros.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSealabThe Venture Bros.King/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) FoodFoodGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead Files (N) The Dead FilesGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Police VideoUploadPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Cleveland The ExesThe Soul Man ’70s Show ’70s Show Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order:
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››› “Casino” (1995) Robert De Niro. A mob employee makes a play for power in 1970s Las Vegas. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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(:05) ›› “Elizabeth: The Golden Age” (2007) Cate Blanchett. (S) ‘PG-13’
“From Time to Time” (2009) Maggie Smith. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (:40) ››› “A Room With a View” (1986) Helena Bonham-Carter. ‘NR’ (CC) (:40) “Afghan Luke” (2011) Stephen Lobo. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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Action) Nicolas Cage, John Cusack. Vicious convicts hijack their flight. › “Gone in Sixty Seconds” (2000) Nicolas Cage. (CC) (AP) Must
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› “Bring It On Again” (2004, Comedy) ››› “Bring It On: In It to Win It”
›› “Bring It On: Fight to the Finish” ›› “Bring It On” (2000) Eliza Dushku “Bring It On”
(FNC) (5:00) FOX and Friends Saturday (N) Bulls & Bears BusinessForbes on FOX Cashin’ In (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) Journal Editorial FOX News America’s News Headquarters (N) BusinessCashin’ In (N) The Five (N) America’s News Headquarters (N)
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(FX) MotherMotherMotherMotherMotherMotherTwo Two Two Two ››› “Enemy of the State” (1998, Suspense) Will Smith. ›› “Ghost Rider” (2007, Action) Nicolas Cage. “X-Men: The Last Stand”
(GOLF) Morning Drive (N) (Live) European PGA Tour Golf Nordea Masters, Third Round. From Stockholm, Sweden. (N) (Live) Golf Central Pregame (N) (Live) PGA Tour Golf Memorial Tournament, Third Round. (N) (Live) LPGA Tour Golf ShopRite Classic, Second Round. From Galloway, N.J. (N) (Live) Golf Central PGA Golf (HGTV) DisasterBryanPropertyPropertyElbowGoingBathYardYardKitchenCrashersCrashersLove It or List ItHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersStagedStagedHuntersHunt Intl (HIST) Modern MarvelsTitanic’s SisterTitanic at 100: Mystery Solved Titanic’s Final Moments: MissingTitanic’s Achilles Heel (CC) Nazi Titanic History of the World in Two Hours (LIFE) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMy Life, Movie ›› “Sleeping With the Enemy”“Past Obsessions” (2011) Josie Davis. “Look Again” (2011) Morena Baccarin. “Playdate” (2012) (NBCSN) GAFF MartinFisher.ParkerB. DanceBassSltwtrBig FishSaltwaIntoCharlieOutdoorB. DanceParkerSportFishingTo Be Announced
To Be Announced (NICK)
ParentsParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.ParentsSponge.SanjayTurtlesMonMonSponge.RangersSponge.ParentsParentsParentsParentsVictoVictoiCarly (S) iCarly (S) Sponge.Sponge. (SPIKE)
PaidPaidPaidPaidRestoreHorse.Trucks!MuscleFlip MenFlip MenFlip MenFlip MenFlip MenFlip MenFlip Men ›› “The Guardian” (2006) Kevin Costner, Ashton Kutcher. (S) “Star Wars IV” (SYFY)
PaidPaidPaidPaidZone › “Catwoman” (2004) Halle Berry. ››› “Sin City” (2005, Action) Jessica Alba. ›› “Blade II” (2002, Horror) Wesley Snipes. ››› “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines” (TBN) Dr. WonDooleyCharlieStoryThe Auto GdComeGod RocMonsterHopkinsLassieGoliathIshineInspir.VeggiePenguinTailsHeroes & LegendsNewsPraise the Lord (CC) (TBS) Name Is Earl Name Is Earl House of Payne Meet the Browns There Yet? According-Jim Engagement Engagement ›› “Bewitched” (2005) Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Shirley MacLaine. (CC) ›› “Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby” (2006) Will Ferrell. Raymond Raymond Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens (TCM) “Beast” ›› “The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms” (1953) (CC)
››› “The Phantom Tollbooth” (1969, Fantasy) (CC) (:45) ›› “The Falcon in Danger” (1943) Tom Conway.
››› “Lassie Come Home” (1943) (CC) (DVS) (:45) ››› “A Patch of Blue” (1965, Drama) Sidney Poitier. (CC) (DVS) (:45) ››› “The Natural” (1984) Robert Redford. A flawed baseball hero gets a new chance. ››› “Pat and Mike” (1952) (TLC)
PaidPaidPaidPaidFour Houses (S) Four Houses (S) Four Houses (S) 1st 1st Bakery Boss(S) My Big Fat GypsyGypsy WeddingGypsy WeddingGypsy WeddingGypsy Wedding (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Falling SkiesFalling SkiesFalling SkiesFalling SkiesFalling SkiesFalling SkiesFalling SkiesFalling SkiesFalling Skies (TOON) Scan2GoJohnnyBeyPokéBen 10NinjaGoLanternTeenJerryJerryGumballGumballGumballGumballGumballGumballGumballGumballGumballGumballGumballGumballGumballGumball (TRAV) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumBest Best Best Best Killer RV UpgradesFoodFoodFoodFoodDestinaDestinaRock-RVRock-RVAirport Airport Airport Airport Airport Airport (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMost ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingRepoRepoRepoRepoTowTowPawnPawnPawnPawnWipeout (S) (CC) (TVLAND) Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls ›› “Look Who’s Talking” (1989, Comedy) John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, Olympia Dukakis. (CC)
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(HBO) “Birders: Central” ›› “Flight of the Phoenix” (2004, Adventure) Dennis Quaid. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ››› “Big Miracle” (2012) John Krasinski. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
›› “Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted” (2012) (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
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2013 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony Inductees include Heart and Rush. (S) (CC)
“Behind the Candelabra” (2013, Docudrama) Michael Douglas. (S) (CC) ››› “Contagion” (2011) (CC) (MAX) “Nancy Drew” (:40) ›› “Johnson Family Vacation” (2004) Cedric the Entertainer. ‘PG-13’ (:20) ››› “Swingers” (1996) Jon Favreau. ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” (2004)
(:40) ›››› “Saving Private Ryan” (1998) Tom Hanks. U.S. troops look for a missing comrade during World War II.
›› “Meet the Fockers” (2004, Comedy) Robert De Niro. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) › “The Sitter” (2011, Comedy) Jonah Hill. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (:15) ›› “The Prince & Me” (2004) Julia Stiles, Luke Mably. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (:15) ››› “The Help” (2011) Viola Davis. An aspiring writer captures the experiences of black women. (S) ‘PG-13’
(10:55) ›› “The Big Empty” (2003) Jon Favreau. ››› “The Pianist” (2002, Historical Drama) Adrien Brody, Thomas Kretschmann. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “Autumn in New York” (2000, Romance) Richard Gere. Premiere. ‘PG-13’ “Peace, Love & Misunderstanding” (TMC) (:15) ››› “Dark Horse” (2011) Justin Bartha. (S) ‘NR’ (:45) ›› “Skateland” (2010, Drama) Ashley Greene. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “The Golden Bowl” (2000, Drama) Uma Thurman. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Stepmom” (1998, Drama) Julia Roberts, Susan Sarandon. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’
“The Bang Bang Club” (2010, Drama) Ryan Phillippe. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Valkyrie” (2008, Historical Drama) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘PG-13’
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KTCA Trains Around North America (S) Burt Bacharach’s Best (My Music Presents)
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Billy Zane. A woman falls for an artist aboard the ill-fated ship. (CC)
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(AP) Too Cute! (S) My Cat From HellMy Cat From HellMy Cat From HellMy Cat From HellMy Cat From HellMy Cat From HellToo Cute! (S) Untamed-UncutUntamed-UncutUntamed-UncutExtremeExtreme (BRAVO) Real HousewivesMovie Movie Movie
(CNBC) To Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedSuze Orman ShowTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedSuze Orman ShowTo Be AnnouncedPaidPaidTo Be AnnouncedSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid
(CNN) CNN NewsroomAnderson CooperAnthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.Anderson CooperAnthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.Anderson CooperAnthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.Anderson CooperWk Early Start (COM) “50 First Dates” ›› “Dinner for Schmucks” (2010) Steve Carell. (:32) ››› “Role Models” (2008) (CC) (:33) › “Grandma’s Boy” (2006) (CC) (:35) Katt Williams: It’s Pimpin’ Pimpin’ComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Deadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDavid (DISN) DogAustinShake ItShake ItShake ItShake ItAustinANT DogShake ItAustinDogShake ItGood ANT ›› “Gotta Kick It Up” (S) DeckDeckFish PhineasOctoMickey (E!) Fashion Police ›› “The Lake House” (2006) ›› “He’s Just Not That Into You” (2009) Ryan SoupChelseaRyanRyanRyanChelseaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) College Softball College Softball SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) College BaseballCollege Baseball NCAA Regional: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter ESPN Bases Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC)
NHRA Drag RacingNASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: 5Hour Energy 200. (N Same-day Tape) Strongest Man Strongest Man Strongest Man Strongest Man Strongest Man Strongest Man (EWTN) Mother AngelicaThe Squint (N) HiddenRosaryLiving RightCampusThe Daily MassReligionSavoringSanta MariaWisdomMarriageEWTN LiveAt LastLivingAngelusCatholic (FAM) “Bring It On” ››› “Mulan” (1998) Lea Salonga (:05) ›› “Pocahontas” (1995) MelissaMelissaDaddyDancingPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidZ. LevittPrinceMass
(FNC) FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice With Judge Jeanine (N) Geraldo at Large (S) (CC) Red Eye (N) Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large (S) (CC) Red Eye Huckabee Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large (S) (CC) FOX and Friends Sunday (N)
(FSN) N SunPolarisWNBA Basketball: Sun at Lynx Boxing Golden Boy Live. (N) (Live) UFC Reloaded Relive all the action from UFC 146.
MLB Baseball: Mariners at Twins WNBA Basketball N Sun (FX) “X-Men: Last” ›› “Iron Man 2” (2010, Action) Robert Downey Jr. › “Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son” (2011) AngerBiasedWilfredWilfredBiasedArcherLegitPaidPaidPaidPaid
(GOLF) (5:30) PGA Tour Golf Champions: Principal Charity Classic, Second Round. From Des Moines, Iowa. PGA Tour Golf Memorial Tournament, Third Round. From Muirfield Village Golf Club in Dublin, Ohio. Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Champions: Principal Charity Classic, Second Round. Paid Program Paid Program Golf Central Golf Central
(HGTV) HuntersHunt IntlLove It or List ItLove It or List ItHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlLove It or List ItHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlLove It or List ItPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(HIST) PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPaidKnife Show/Cutlery CornerPaidPaid
(LIFE) (5:00) “Playdate”“Deadly Spa” (2013) Amy Pietz. “The Trainer” (2013) Chelsea Hobbs. (:02) “Deadly Spa” (2013) Amy Pietz. (:02) “The Trainer” (2013, Suspense) ChrisChrisPaidPaidPaidPaid
(NBCSN) College Lacrosse (N) (Live) To Be Announced Poker After DarkDarts (Taped) Poker After DarkPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMartinWildLiFisher.
(NICK) ParentsMonSanjaySponge.Big TimeWendellNannyNannyFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorge(:45) George LopezGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearFull H’seFull H’seFull H’se
(SPIKE) (5:00) “Star Wars IV: A New Hope” (S) ›››› “Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back” (1980) NeverNeverNeverNeverWays Ways Ways Ways PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) ›› “Underworld: Evolution” (2006) ›› “The Ruins” (2008) Jena Malone “Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings” ›› “Halloween H2O: 20 Years Later” › “FeardotCom” (2002) Stephen Dorff. ZoneZonePaidPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of PowerGraham ClassicNot a TravelCome What May HistoryOak VirtualChristianStrangerLindseyGospelBilly GrahamHoly Lucado (TBS) King of Queens King of Queens Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangMen at Work Last Laugh?
›› “The Bucket List” (2007) Jack Nicholson, Morgan Freeman. (CC) (DVS)
›› “Bewitched” (2005) Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Shirley MacLaine. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ››› “Pat and Mike” (1952) ›››› “Libeled Lady” (1936, Comedy) Jean Harlow. (:45) ›› “Libel” (1959, Drama) Dirk Bogarde, Olivia de Havilland. (CC)
›››› “The Life of Emile Zola” (1937, Biography) Paul Muni. (CC) (DVS) ›› “Sued for Libel” (1939) (:45) “Lemora: A Child’s Tale of the Supernatural” (1973) (:15) ›› “The Vampire” (1957, Horror) John Beal. Dishes ››› “Ransom” (1956) Glenn Ford. (TLC) Gypsy WeddingGypsy WeddingGypsy WeddingGypsy WeddingGypsy WeddingGypsy WeddingGypsy WeddingGypsy WeddingPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) Falling SkiesTip-OffNBA Basketball Conference Final: Teams TBA. Inside the NBA (N) ››› “Men in Black” (1997) (CC) Law & Order (S) NBA Basketball PreviewLaw & Order (S) (TOON) ››› “Shrek” (2001) Eddie Murphy HomeFam GuyFam GuyCleveDynaBoonBleachNaruto1 PieceSoul IGPXEureka 7Thundr.TitanFullmetalCowboyInuyashaInuyashaLooneyLooney (TRAV) Mysteries-MuseumMonumental MysGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresMonumental MysPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Most ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Cosby Show (USA) NCIS Classified information is leaked.
›››› “Milk” (2008) Sean Penn, Emile Hirsch. The life story of activist Harvey Milk. (CC) NCIS “The Good Son” (S) NCIS “The Missionary Position” NCIS “Safe Harbor” (S) Cheers (CC) WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) House “Black Hole” (S) (CC) House “Lockdown” (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (WGN-A) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosNews at NineBones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) 30 Rock30 Rock30 Rock30 RockChrisChris“Picture This!” (2008) Ashley Tisdale. WorldPaid
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(HBO) (5:00) ››› “Contagion” (2011) ›› “Trouble With the Curve” (2012, Drama) Clint Eastwood. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “American Reunion” (2012, Comedy) Jason Biggs. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(10:55) “Behind the Candelabra” (2013, Docudrama) Michael Douglas. (S) (CC)
(12:55) ›› “Trouble With the Curve” (2012) Clint Eastwood. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(2:50) ›› “Transit” (2012) Jim Caviezel. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) The UCLA Dynasty (S) (CC) “Fried Worms”
(MAX) (5:50) ›› “Red Tails” (2012) Cuba Gooding Jr. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Banshee “Pilot” (S) (CC)
›› “The Campaign” (2012, Comedy) Will Ferrell. ‘R’ (CC) The Jump Off (:10) Banshee “Pilot” (S) (CC) (12:10) Lingerie (:40) Lingerie (S)
(:10) ›› “The Campaign” (2012) Will Ferrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) › “Bridge of Dragons” (1999, Action) Dolph Lundgren. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:20) ››› “Beginners” (2010) Ewan McGregor. ‘R’ (SHOW) “Peace, Love”
››› “The Help” (2011) Viola Davis. An aspiring writer captures the experiences of black women. ››› “Richard Pryor: Omit the Logic” (2013) ‘NR’ Gigolos (CC) The Borgias “Lucrezia’s Gambit” Nurse Jackie ›› “Drive Angry” (2011) Nicolas Cage. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Daylight” (1996, Action) Sylvester Stallone. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “BloodRayne: The Third Reich” (2010) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Let the Right One In” (2008, Horror) Kre Hedebrant. ‘R’ (CC)
›› “BloodRayne: The Third Reich” (2010) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ›››› “The Crying Game” (1992) Stephen Rea. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Let the Right One In” (2008, Horror) Kre Hedebrant. ‘R’ (CC)
›› “How to Lose Friends & Alienate People” (2008) Simon Pegg. ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Knucklehead” (2010) (CC)
(:10) Melanie Comarcho: Hello! (CC) “Family Band: The Cowsills Story” (S) (TMC)
