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By Jacqueline Cutler © Zap2it
Some people were horrified when they heard the title of Fox’s latest sitcom, “I Hate My Teenage Daughter.”
Apparently, these people have not spent enough time around heinous teenage girls.
Surely there are teenage girls who always tell the truth, cheerfully do their chores, maintain an A average and live to please their equally perfect elders.They also wear skirts below their knees, adhere to a vow of chastity and sobriety, and would never dream of shoplifting, breaking curfew or sexting.
Then there’s reality.
The comedy, premiering Wednesday, Nov. 30, focuses on that extra-special relationship mothers and teenage daughters enjoy. Naturally the show is over the top; the moms tend toward pathetic while the girls are so nasty, no one would call social services if someone slapped them.
The show isn’t helped by a relentless laugh track, but the cast is so solid and the topic so rich that there is a lot of potential. Jaime
Pressly (“My Name Is Earl”) and Katie Finneran (“Wonderfalls”) play Annie and Nikki, best friends whose freshman daughters are spoiled brats.
The women are in sync in person.
Pressly rocks a barely-there mini and has a 4-year-old son. Finneran, who won a Tony for the revival of “Promises, Promises,” has a baby son, so neither has dealt personally with the challenges of a teenage daughter.
“TV is supposed to take you out of your reality and (make you) feel good and laugh at yourself, of what you are going through, and even if you can’t watch, it’s funny,” Pressly says.
“Ultimately it is about how much we love the two daughters,” Finneran says.
“And it’s really, really about the friendship between the mothers,” Pressly adds.
The characters had painful childhoods and awkward teenage years.
“My mom was a religious nutbag who insisted on making all of my clothes because she thought the Gap was the devil’s workshop, so I went to school every day looking like a sister wife,” Annie says.
She wasn’t allowed to watch TV or go to dances or essentially participate in pop culture, so she misses some social references, though her moral compass is more finely tuned than Nikki’s.
Nikki is desperate for love and wants to be best friends with her daughter, Mackenzie (Aisha Dee, “Terra Nova”). Nikki had an eating problem as a girl and still uses food as a crutch.The scene where she eats pie without aid of utensils is a study in an actress brave enough to look truly silly on camera.
“Come on, Nikki, use a fork.You are not a bear!” her former brother-
in-law and current crush, Jack (Kevin Rahm, “Desperate Housewives”), tells her.
Annie’s ex, Matt (Eric Sheffer Stevens), is a feckless musician. Katie’s ex, Gary (Chad Coleman), is a golf pro. But Gary, Annie and Jack at least are mature.
When Gary tells Nikki she needs to get a job, “I have a job,” she says.“I am a mother and a damned good one.”
Never mind that Mackenzie dresses as if she’s turning tricks and that Nikki is afraid of her mean, materialistic and imperious daughter.
“I don’t want to be a working mom.Those women are pathetic,” Nikki says, looking at Annie, who works in a coffeehouse.
“None taken, you lazy, stay-athome whore,” responds Annie.
Nikki’s job hunt will be grist for future episodes, Finneran reports.
“She’s going to try to be a lounge singer,” she says.
In the pilot, the daughters, Mackenzie and Sophie (Kristi Lauren, “Working Class”), lock a boy in the girls bathroom, which is bad enough, but the boy is in a wheelchair. Sophie tells Annie that the boy is racist and said awful things to Mackenzie, who is biracial.
At the heart of the first episode is a theme likely to continue — the moms trying to right the wrongs of their unhappy teen years through their girls.Though the moms ground them for imprisoning the disabled boy, they then allow them to attend a dance.
The moms show up, and when Annie discovers Sophie lied to her, she wants to punish her.They use their best weapon:They dance. Nothing embarrasses teenagers more than having parents make jackasses out of themselves.
Pressly, no stranger to a hit comedy, insists this is one.
“This is gonna go,” she says. “Aside from the fact that the writing’s incredible, we are coming on after ‘The X Factor.’ And the people up against it (competition from other stations) are not anyone to be afraid of.”
“It feels like it has real mass appeal,” Finneran says.“It’s sardonic and ironic. It is a broad comedy. Obviously things are exaggerated.”
As to early negative buzz about the title and the teenagers’ behavior, Pressly says after a press conference, “I think everybody is being a little too serious. It’s a comedy.”
“This is going to be that guilty pleasure,” Pressly says.“For people who don’t have children it will be a guilty pleasure.”
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M Mann v. FordFlight(:45) › “What a Girl Wants” (2003) (S) “Percy Jackson & the Olympians” ››› “Ocean’s Eleven” (2001) (S) ››› “Quiz Show” (1994) (S) (CC) 24/7“Percy Jackson & the Olympians”
T MrNanny“Malibu’s Most Wanted” (S) “The Special Relationship” ›› “Unknown” (2011) Liam Neeson. PreviewREAL Sports“Reagan” (2011) (S) (CC) (:45) ›› “Shrek Forever After” (2010) ››› “Independence Day”
W “Ramona-Beez.”“Chronicles of Narnia: Dawn Treader” ›› “The Dilemma” (2011) (S) (CC) 24/7“Legend of the Guardians”(:15) ›› “The Transporter” (2002) (S) ››› “Drumline” (2002) Nick Cannon. “Charlie’s Angels”
TH Bushwh“Beavis and Butt-head” ›› “Forces of Nature” (S) (:45) ›› “Housesitter” (1992) (CC) (:45) ›› “Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps” (S) ›› “For Love of the Game” (1999, Drama) (CC) “Bend It Like Beckham” (S)
M “Death Defying”“Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son”(:05) ›› “The Frighteners” (1996) (S) ››› “No Way Out” (1987) (S) (CC) ›› “Pirate Radio” (2009) (S) (CC) › “Bride of Chucky” (1998) “The Betrayed” (2008) (S)
T “Amityville 3-D”(:05) ›› “Torque” (2004) ›› “The Time Traveler’s Wife” (S) “Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters” ›› “Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit”(1:50) ›› “Blind Side” (S) ›› “Conviction” (2010) Hilary Swank. Night
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TH ››› “From the Terrace” (1960) Paul Newman. ››› “Crazy Heart” (2009) (S) (CC) ›› “Happy Gilmore” (1996) (:05) ››› “Runaway Jury” (2003) (S) (:15) ›› “Sudden Death” (1995) (S) (:05) ›› “Robin Hood” (2010) (S) (CC)
M South“Even the Rain” (2010) (:15) “Vidal Sassoon:The Movie” (S) (9:55) “The Other Man” (S) (:25) “Waiting for Forever”“The First Time” (2009) (S) ›› “Sex and a Girl” (2001) (:15) “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days”
T (5:05) ›› “Nine”(:15) ›› “The Extra Man” (2010) iTV. (:15) ›› “Cracks” (2009) Eva Green. ›› “Holy Rollers” (2010) “The Sasquatch Gang”“Route 30” (2008) iTV. ››› “Super Size Me”(:15) ›› “Faster”
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W Spymate ›› “White Fang” (1991) (S) (CC) “My Last Five Girlfriends”Shorts“Rebirth” (2011) (S) (CC) (:15) ›› “Hidden in America” (1996) › “Happily N’Ever After”“The Reef” (2010, Horror) (:05) “Neverwas”
F “Nativity” (2009) Ashley Jensen. “The Undertaker’sWedding”“First Circle” iTV. (:45) “Nothing Personal”(:15) ›› “Subject Two” (2006) (CC) ››› “The Road” (2009) iTV. (S) (CC) › “The Back-up Plan” (2010) iTV. (S) (TMC)
TH “Back-Garden” ›› “Robin of Locksley”(:40) “TiMER” (2009) Emma Caulfield. “Once More With Feeling”(:15) ››› “The Other Man” (2008) “What’s the Worst”(:45) ›› “Murder in Mind”(:15) “Asunder”
By Jay Bobbin © Zap2it
The time for the “Mystery Movie” has come again.
In the 1970s, the idea worked so well for NBC, the network used it twice weekly for a while ... on rotating components including Peter Falk’s “Columbo,”Dennis Weaver’s “McCloud” and Rock Hudson’s “McMillan and Wife.” At the end of the 1980s, ABC gave the concept a whirl, bringing back “Columbo” and introducing such elements as Burt Reynolds’“B.L. Stryker” and a revival of Telly Savalas’“Kojak.”
Now TNT is adding a “Mystery Movie Night” to its lineup.That night usually will be Tuesday, but for its first two weeks, the franchise will have additional Wednesday telecasts. All the films are based on books by wellknown writers.
First up, on Tuesday, Nov. 29: “Scott Turow’s Innocent,” the bestselling novelist’s sequel to “Presumed Innocent,” with Bill Pullman assuming Harrison Ford’s
earlier big-screen role as former prosecutor and now judge Rusty Sabich. Acquitted years earlier after being charged with murdering a co-worker, Sabich goes on trial again, this time for the slaying of his wife (Marcia Gay Harden).
Then on Wednesday, Nov. 30, “Ricochet” — adapted from a Sandra Brown book and set in Savannah, Ga. — casts John Corbett (“Sex and the City,” “Northern Exposure”) as a police detective probing an allegedly corrupt judge (Gary Cole) and falling for the magistrate’s wife (Julie Benz) in the process.
“The screenwriter and director, Mike Robe, made miniseries out of two of my prior novels,”Turow says of “Innocent” being handled by the same talent who brought his “The Burden of Proof” and “Reversible Errors” to television.
“Knowing in whose hands I was being put, I was very enthusiastic about this.The cast that was attracted, which was kind of mind-blowing for me to see, is really a tribute to Mike.” Alfred
“Scott Turow’s Innocent” premieres Tuesday on TNT.
Molina and Richard Schiff also star in “Innocent.”
Having published the sequel 20 years after the movie version of “Presumed Innocent” was released, Turow admits, “Harrison was so deeply identified with Rusty, even I tended to see his face at times when I started writing ‘Innocent.’That did disappear, though, and he became ‘my Rusty’ again by the time I was 10 percent into the project.That’s no slight to Harrison; it’s just that I was back to where I was 25 years before.”
“Ricochet” co-star Benz is pleased to help launch the “TNT Mystery Movie Night” for her own reasons.“I grew up watching TV movies, and unfortunately, they have kind of disappeared,” she reflects.“It was the tradition of what our TV viewing was as a family, so I feel like this is extending that experience.”
Benz admits she likes “the longevity of working on the same character” in a series, as she also has on “Angel” and last season’s “No Ordinary Family.”
Now a recurring cast member on CBS’“A Gifted Man,” she says she would have“loved” more time with her “Ricochet” alter ego.“I had to work very hard on my accent, and I had to change how I moved. It’s just so much fun to do that.”
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On Sunday,TNT’s action drama “Leverage” returns with new episodes, featuring a crew running cons for good causes.To learn more, click on www.tnt.tv/series/leverage/
ABC airs a movie version of the book “Mitch Albom’s Have a Little Faith” on Sunday.To learn more about the book, the author and his other works, click on mitchalbom.com/node/5515
BY KARL PALOUCEK• What are you reading right now?
Bill: A 2007 Harley-Davidson Sportster Softail manual. I read more manuals than I do books.
Paul: Oh, man ... “Eat This, Not That!” is what I’m reading right now. Isn’t that terrible?
• What did you have for dinner last night?
Bill: I actually had made some kebabs, and they were left over from the weekend. Paul: I had summer sausage, cheese and crackers. I was on our boat; we were pulling an engine out of it.
• What’s your next project?
Bill: Just hoping this show takes off and people love it and we get to go out and hit the road again. In the meantime, I am 100 percent in my shop.
Paul: Hopefully they’ll want a second season from us. ... I think they might take us out to Vegas to meet up with (the) Rick’s Restorations crew. It’s possible. But other
“Great Performances: Andrea Bocelli Live in Central Park,” bocellicentralpark.com/ home/
On Friday (check local listings), PBS airs its TV version of the acclaimed Italian tenor’s free performance in Manhattan.This website focuses on the event itself, which took place on Sept. 15.There are links to order the CD and DVD (which came out on Nov. 15), video clips, social media links, a poster, Webisodes that bring the performance to life, a way to get downloads from iTunes and Amazon.com, and news updates.
It’s an unlikely name for a food show, but History’s “Hairy Bikers” puts the aptly hirsute Paul Patranella, a four-star, classically trained French chef – whose many honors include serving as President George W. Bush’s chef – and his best friend and riding partner, renowned motorcycle mechanic Bill Allen, out on the highways, where they meet the people who make some of America’s most interesting dishes. Not only do they cook and eat with them, but in many cases they hunt, kill and clean their dinner in the process, whether it’s spearing bullfrogs, trawling for shrimp, capturing gators with a crossbow or even preparing roadkill.
Lifelong friends who used to ride together, the two put their hell-raising days behind them to raise their families, but this show gave them the opportunity of a lifetime to take in more of America than they ever expected to meet, greet or eat.
“There’s no end to the things that we’re getting our hands on,” Allen says. “We might be cooking nutria, but if you look at the way we’re cooking it (people might say), ‘Wow, I could do venison that way.’ ”
Ah, yes – the nutria. Allen and Patranella had a lot to say about those. “The swamps of Louisiana are overcome with nutria, which is basically about a 20-pound rat,” Allen explains.
But “Hairy Bikers” is by no means a gross-out spectacle. Far from it. There’s plenty of history to be had as they seek out their destinations. “It’s a cross section of Americana,” Patranella says. “Some of it’s backwoods, some of it is a little more upscale. .... We’ve cooked a five-course dinner, and we’ve eaten swamp rat. We did a clambake on the beach with lobster and a whole bluefish, and seaweed – the whole bit. And we’ve eaten pig ears,” he adds, chuckling.
“The Exes,” www.tvland. com/shows/the-exes
Premiering Wednesdayon TV Land, the comedy focuses on three divorced men (Donald Faison, Wayne Knight, David Alan Basche) sharing an apartment across from their landlady (Kristen Johnston), who is also their divorce attorney.The official home page features background information on the show, video clips (featuring both the show and interviews with the cast), bios of the stars, message boards and an airing schedule.
“Cake Boss: Next Great Baker,” tlc.howstuffworks.com/ tv/next-great-baker Buddy Valastro, star of TLC’s “Cake Boss,” has the task of sizing up 13 talented bakers, all vying for the opportunity to join Buddy’s crew at his New Jerseybased Carlo’s Bakery.The official home page offers reminders of the show’s first season — including a rating of the cakes and a profile of the winner — along with “Baking 101,”“Baked by the Boss” (featuring Valastro), “Breaking Into the Baking Business” and “Baking Tips.”There are also links to behind the scenes at Carlo’s and “Cake Boss” games.
››› “Scrooged” (1988, Comedy) Bill Murray, Karen Allen. (CC)
››› “Scrooged” (1988, Comedy) Bill Murray, Karen Allen. (CC)
›› “See No Evil, Hear No Evil” (1989, Comedy) Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder, Joan Severance. (CC) ›› “The Toy” (1982, Comedy) Richard Pryor, Jackie Gleason. (CC) Three Stooges Three Stooges Three Stooges Paid Program TriVita Nopalea (AP) Shouldn’t Be AliveSaved (N) (S) Wrong Turn:The Kati Kim Story (CC) Saved (S) Wrong Turn:The Kati Kim Story (CC) Shouldn’t Be AliveSaved (S) Shouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveOranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/Atl.Real HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesHappensHousewives/Atl.Real HousewivesHappensHousewives/Atl.What HappensPaidPaidPaidPaidReal Housewives (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportBiogr/CNBCNew Wal-MartAmerican GreedMad MoneyBiogr/CNBCPepsi’s ChallengePaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperAnderson CooperPiers MorganBusiness TodayAM:Wake Up CallAmerican Morning (COM) 30 Rock30 RockSouth PkWork.SunnySunnySunnySunnyDailyColbertSouth PkSouth PkDailyColbertFturamaChapChapFturamaSunnyComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) American ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican Guns (N) American ChopperAmerican Guns (S) American ChopperAmerican ChopperPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) Good Good Random ›› “Hannah Montana:The Movie”Good RandomGood WizardsWizardsGood Good RandomANT DeckDeckPhineasPhineasPhineasPhineasBabarLittle (E!) E! News (N) KendraKourtney and KimScoutedChelseaE! NewsChelseaScoutedChelseaChelseaThe FashionPaidPilatesPaidPaidPaidPaid
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ConanSeinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ›› “Point Break” (1991, Action) Patrick Swayze, Keanu Reeves. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ›› “A Life of Her Own” (1950)
››› “Doctor Zhivago” (1965) Omar Sharif, Julie Christie. A Russian doctor experiences the Bolshevik Revolution. (CC) (DVS)
››› “Billy Liar” (1963, Drama) Tom Courtenay. (CC) (12:15) ›› “An Alligator Named Daisy” (1955, Comedy) Diana Dors.
› “The Unholy Wife” (1957) Diana Dors, Rod Steiger. (:45) ›› “Married and in Love” (1940) Alan Marshall.
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(:15) Prayer for a Perfect Season (S) (CC) The Dilemma Dennis Miller:The Big Speech (CC) (:05) ›› “Mr. Nanny” (1993) ‘PG’ (MAX) (:15) ››› “Avatar” (2009) Sam Worthington. A former Marine falls in love with a native of a lush alien world. (CC)
› “Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son” (2011) Martin Lawrence.‘PG-13’
(10:50) “Voyeur’s Web” (2011) ‘NR’
(12:15) ›› “Edge of Darkness” (2010) Mel Gibson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Raising Cain” (1992, Horror) John Lithgow. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(3:50) ››› “Girl With a Pearl Earring” (2003) ‘PG-13’ “Amity 3D” (SHOW) (:15) ››› “Four Lions” (2009, ComedyDrama) Riz Ahmed, Arsher Ali.‘R’ Dexter (iTV) Dexter gets help. (CC)
Homeland Brody relives his captivity. Dexter (iTV) Dexter gets help. (CC)
Homeland Brody relives his captivity. › “Eye See You” (2002) Sylvester Stallone.‘R’
(:45) ›› “Conundrum” (1996) Marg Helgenberger. Premiere. (S) ‘NR’
(:25) “Remarkable Power” (2008) Kevin Nealon.‘R’ (CC) (:05) ›› “Nine” (2009) ‘PG-13’(CC) (TMC) (5:15) “Triage” (2009) Colin Farrell. “After...” (2006, Suspense) Daniel Caltagirone.‘NR’ ››› “Shuttle” (2008, Suspense) Tony Curran, Cameron Goodman.‘R’ ›› “I Am Number Four” (2011, Action) Alex Pettyfer. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Kama Sutra (S) ›› “Surveillance” (2008) Julia Ormond. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) “Glorious 39” (2009) Romola Garai. A mystery surrounds a British family on the eve of WWII. “Cool Dog” (2010) Jackson Pace.‘PG’
“Scrooged” (1988, Comedy) Bill Murray, Karen Allen. (CC)
“Scrooged” (1988, Comedy) Bill Murray, Karen Allen. (CC)
“Nutty Professor II:The Klumps” (2000) Eddie Murphy, Janet Jackson. Premiere. (CC) ›› “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back” (2001) Ben Affleck, Jeff Anderson. (CC)
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››› “Mother Wore Tights” (1947, Musical) Betty Grable, Dan Dailey. (CC)
››› “The Matchmaker” (1958) Shirley Booth, Anthony Perkins. (CC)
›› “Tea for Two” (1950) Doris Day, Gordon MacRae, Gene Nelson. (CC)
››› “Captain Blood” (1935) Errol Flynn, Olivia de Havilland. (CC) (:15) ›› “Fortunes of Captain Blood” (1950, Adventure) Louis Hayward. (CC)
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(:15) › “My Soul to Take” (2010, Horror) Max Thieriot. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Preview, 24/7 (:20) ››› “Up in the Air” (2009) George Clooney.‘R’
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“Emmanuelle Through Time: Rod Steele 0014” ›› “Bound” (1996, Suspense) Jennifer Tilly, Gina Gershon. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) ››› “White Mile” (1994) Alan Alda. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “The Three Faces of Eve” (SHOW) (5:15) ›› “Faster” (2010) ‘R’ Shameless “Aunt Ginger” (iTV) (S) Shameless Debbie steals a little boy. Dexter (iTV) Dexter gets help. (CC) Homeland Brody relives his captivity. Gigolos (iTV) (S) Dave’s Old Porn ››› “Humpday” (2009) Mark Duplass. iTV.‘R’ (:35) “Jolene” (2008, Drama) Jessica Chastain, Dermot Mulroney. iTV.‘R’
(:45) “From the Sky Down” (2011) iTV.‘NR’ “Black and Blue: Hip-Hop Cop” (TMC) (5:25) › “Blessed” (2004) “The Violent Kind” (2010, Horror) Cory Knauf.‘R’ ›› “Piranha” (2010) Elisabeth Shue. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Psychosis” (2010) Charisma Carpenter. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) “Group Sex” (2009) Josh Cooke. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ››› “The Ghost Writer” (2010, Drama) Pierce Brosnan, Ewan McGregor. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:20) ›› “Crime Spree” (2003) Gérard Depardieu.‘R’
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“Scrooged” (1988, Comedy) Bill Murray, Karen Allen. (CC)
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“She’s Working Her Way Through”
››› “To Catch a Thief” (1955) Cary Grant, Grace Kelly. (CC)
››› “Dial M for Murder” (1954, Mystery) Ray Milland, Grace Kelly. (CC)
›› “Pushover” (1954) Fred MacMurray, Kim Novak. (CC) (:45) ›› “Jeanne Eagels” (1957, Biography) Kim Novak, Jeff Chandler. (:45) ›› “Garbo Talks” (1984, ComedyDrama) Anne Bancroft, Ron Silver. MGM Parade
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(HBO) “Charlies” Face Off, Max ›› “The Dilemma” (2011, Comedy) Vince Vaughn. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Boardwalk Empire “Georgia Peaches” Enlightened (S) Bored to Death 24/7 Cotto ››› “Big Stan” (2007, Action) Rob Schneider, David Carradine. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:25) ›› “Basic” (2003) John Travolta. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ››› “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines” (2003) (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Bushwhacked” (1995) (MAX) “Asylum” ‘R’ (:45) ››› “Something’s Gotta Give” (2003, Romance-Comedy) Jack Nicholson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
› “Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son” (2011) Martin Lawrence.‘PG-13’ Life on Top (S) (:20) Life on Top ›› “Marked for Death” (1990) Steven Seagal. (S) ‘R’ (:35) ››› “Secretary” (2002, Drama) James Spader. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “The Phantom of the Opera” (2004, Musical) Gerard Butler, Patrick Wilson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (SHOW) ›› “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (S) Homeland Brody relives his captivity. Inside the NFL (iTV) (N) (S) (CC) Fight Camp Penn & Teller Inside the NFL (iTV) (S) (CC) Dexter (iTV) Dexter gets help. (CC)
››› “Soldier’s Girl” (2003, Docudrama) Troy Garity. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ “Sympathy for Delicious” (2010) Orlando Bloom.‘R’ (:45) ››› “Camp” (2003, Musical Comedy) Daniel Letterle.‘PG-13’ “My Dinner” (TMC) (5:05) ›› “Neverwas” (2005) (CC)
“Fubar: Balls to the Wall” (2010) David Lawrence.‘R’
› “Next Day Air” (2009) Donald Faison. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Made in Romania” (2010) Jennifer Tilly. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:35) “Hotel California” (2008) Erik Palladino. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Savage Grace” (2007, Drama) Julianne Moore. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
“Day of Wrath” (2006) Christopher Lambert. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Scenarios USA (:15) “Back to the Secret Garden” ‘G’
“The Fugitive” (1993) Harrison Ford. An innocent man must evade the law as he pursues a killer. (CC)
› “Wild Wild West” (1999) Will Smith. Secret agents fight to stop a presidential assassination. Three Stooges
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I Can’t Do “Superheroes” (MAX) “Robin Hood” ›› “Bad Boys II” (2003) Martin Lawrence.Two detectives battle a drug kingpin in Miami.‘R’ (CC)
›› “Date Night” (2010) Steve Carell. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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(TMC) (5:15) ›› “Asunder” (1998) ‘R’ › “The Janky Promoters” (2009) Ice Cube. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Flesh Wounds” (2011) Kevin Sorbo. Premiere.‘R’ › “Foolish” (1999, ComedyDrama) Eddie Griffin. (S) ‘R’ “Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge” (2008) Jesse Jane.
(:15) ››› “The Honeymoon Killers” (1969) Shirley Stoler.‘R’ (CC)
(:10) “Bikini Pirates” (2007, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “Housebroken” (2009) Danny DeVito. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “The Craft” (1996, Horror) Robin Tunney. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “The Sand Pebbles” (1966, Adventure) Steve McQueen, Candice Bergen. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (SHOW) “Other City” “Tapestries of Hope” (2009)
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›› “The Addams Family” ›› “Addams Family Values” (1993) Anjelica Huston, Raul Julia. (CC) The Walking DeadThe Walking Dead ››› “Cujo” (1983, Horror) Dee Wallace, Danny Pintauro, Daniel Hugh Kelly.
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for Schmucks” (2010) Steve Carell. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
of State” (2003, Comedy) Chris Rock. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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Inside the NFL (iTV) (S) (CC)
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››› “Capote” (2005, Biography) Philip Seymour Hoffman. (S) ‘R’
“Across the Line:The Exodus of Charlie Wright” (2010) (:35) “Rising Stars” (2010) Fisher Stevens.‘PG’ (CC) (:15) ›› “Comeback Season” (2006) Ray Liotta. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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›› “Terminator Salvation” (2009) (CC) ›› “Shooter” (2007) Mark Wahlberg. (CC) “Ricochet” (2011) John Corbett. (CC) ››› “Die Hard With a Vengeance” (1995) (CC) PreviewLaw & Order (S) (TOON) ››› “Firebreather” (2010) MADOblongsKing/HillKing/HillFam
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PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) (5:00) ›› “The Saint” (1997) (CC)
›› “The Adjustment Bureau” (2011) Matt Damon. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Boardwalk Empire “Georgia Peaches” Cathouse ›› “The Adjustment Bureau” (2011) Matt Damon. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:20) ››› “Gladiator” (2000, Historical Drama) Russell Crowe, Joaquin Phoenix. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “Cop Out” (2010, Comedy) Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Star Trek Generations” ‘PG’ (MAX) “Book of El” (:20) ››› “Mad Max” (1979) Mel Gibson.‘R’ (CC)
Strike Back (S) (CC)
››› “Cedar Rapids” (2011) Ed Helms.‘R’ (CC)
Strike Back (S) (CC) (:20) “The Right to Bare All” (2009) (S) (:40) ››› “Cedar Rapids” (2011) Ed Helms. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ›› “Man on Fire” (1987) Scott Glenn.‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “The Muse” (1999, Comedy) Albert Brooks. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Cocoon” (SHOW)
›› “I Am Number Four” (2011) Alex Pettyfer. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “Four Lions” (2009) Riz Ahmed, Arsher Ali. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Boxing Joseph Agbeko vs. Abner Mares. Agbeko takes on Mares. From Anaheim, Calif. (N)
StarednWard Homeland Brody relives his captivity. Dexter (iTV) Dexter gets help. (CC) Gigolos (iTV) (S) Dave’s Old Porn
“Deadline” (2009, Suspense) Brittany Murphy. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Freeze Frame” (2004) Lee Evans.‘R’ (CC)
›› “Piranha” (2010) Elisabeth Shue. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Shaquille O’Neal Presents: All Star Comedy Jam (:05) “Masters of the Universe” ‘PG’ (TMC)
“Beneath the Dark” (2010) Josh Stewart.‘R’ (CC)
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