The Brainerd Dispatch TV Week October 9th 2011

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Nancy Travis stars in “Last Man Standing,” premiering Tuesday on ABC.

October

Tim Allen retools act for ‘Last Man Standing’

By Jacqueline Cutler © Zap2it

If you loved “Home Improvement” chances are, you’ll like “Last Man Standing,” ABC’s sitcom starring Tim Allen premiering Tuesday, Oct. 11.

It’s a lot like his old hit series, and Allen plays Mike, another guy’s guy. He has a smart, loving wife,Vanessa (Nancy Travis), and instead of three boys, he now has three daughters a 20-year-old single mom (Alexandra Krosney,“Surviving Suburbia”) who lives at home with her toddler son; a 17-yearold flighty fashionista (Molly Ephraim, “Paranormal Activity 2”) who dates a metrosexual; and a 13-year-old athlete (Kaitlyn Dever,“Justified”).

“I liked playing the last persona,” Allen says of “Tool Man” Tim Taylor.“If I could do ‘Home Improvement,’ I would have done it. I wanted three daughters was all I told the network. I wanted to be funny in real time. I wanted to investigate three daughters. And I wanted it in Denver because I wanted to play the Midwest/West.”

Travis, who recently played another loving, smart wife on TBS’“The Bill Engvall Show,” says, “I’ve perfected it, I guess. I like playing a wife and mother. She is a geologist and working for an oil company. It’ll be interesting politically, emotionally.”

“I think it’s also a better depiction of what families are today,” Travis says.

Viewers are comfortable with Allen as a funny dad, and he likens that familiarity to how he feels being a fan of Jerry Bruckheimer and James Cameron films:When he goes to see them, he knows what to expect.

Mike works for an outdoor sporting goods company, for which he had traveled the world and shot photos for its catalog. Since the catalog is not as popular in the digital age, his boss, Ed (Hector Elizondo), has grounded him from traveling and put Mike — more comfortable in the world of rifles and crossbows than webcams and Twitter — in charge of the company’s online campaign.

Mike now has to learn a lot more about his family, and we learn that no one would accuse him of being particularly PC or overly evolved as a feminist.

Allen, not in character, explains that he likes a woman to cook

for him while he is quite happy maintaining the house and cars.

“There are a lot of guys who are clueless as to why anybody would be judging that or you are a Cro-Magnon or you get pushed in a corner,” Allen says. “I am around younger guys that are emerging masculinists; they want to reassert themselves, and they don’t want to go to baby showers with women. They come off sounding like a religious zealot, first discovering religion.”

Allen says that his character isn’t a misogynist. Explaining his take on genders, Allen talks about his daughter and wife, saying that he knows men who sign on for filthy jobs — such as cleaning out sewage tanks — which, he says, women don’t want.

“A man’s point of view is very skewed,” Allen says.“It’s not like he doesn’t care, but OK — my daughter likes cars, like I do, but not in the same way. I don’t

pretend to, but she has a very strong, extremely strong sense of shoe style and purses, and women like it and I don’t. If you love women and want to get in their good graces, learn how to buy your wife a good pair of shoes. I can appreciate what that does for her and how she likes that because women base a little more importance on appearances and beauty than men do.”

In the pilot, the family dynamics are changing.

“Like any marriage, there are ups and downs, and they disagree on a lot of things,”Travis says.“But it worked well because he’s been away a lot, and now she’s going off to work, and he’s home with the girls and the grandson.”

This sets up Mike for lines such as this, discussing soccer:“It’s just Europe’s covert war for the hearts and minds of America’s kids.”

When his middle daughter is crying, she wants Mom.When

Dad offers to help, she responds, “I want good advice.” “I gave your sister plenty of good advice,” Dad says.“Is that when she came home with a tattoo or from her prom pregnant?”

When Mike arrives at work — grandson in tow because he would not leave him at the day care center, which was too PC for Mike — he revels in the store with weapons.“It’s great to be back in the sanctuary,” he says.“No hair dryers, no tears, no citrus body wash. It smells like balls in here.”

It’s at work, and in promoting the sporting goods online, where Mike’s voice resonates loudest.

“What happened to men?”

Mike says to the webcam.“Men used to build cities just to tear them down.”

Now Mike will experience the world of minivans, schools and dealing with teenage girls.The premise could be enough to keep fans of Allen — remember, he is the voice of Buzz Lightyear — tuning in. If not, Allen is prepared.

“I understand if it isn’t edgy enough, maybe people want something more vicious,” Allen says.“It isn’t vicious or snarky. My family is not snarky to each other. I am so OK with any way this goes.”

“Last Man Standing” premieres Tuesday on ABC.

Disability Specialist

13.“__ __ Man Answers”; 1962 Sandra Dee movie

14.Actor on “The Big Bang Theory” (2)

17.Carney, for one

18.Above, to a poet

19.Lucie’s brother

21.Dog on “The Thin Man”

24.Fleetwood or Winnebago: abbr.

25.“Babylon __”; 2008 Vin Diesel movie 26.Suffix with pay or absent 27.Fight result, for short

28.Songbird

30.Is in the red

32.“For Me and My __”; Judy Garland movie

34.“__ Life to Live”

35.Actor on “Friday Night Lights” (2)

41.Mont Blanc, for one

42.Harness strap

43.Skater Babilonia

44.“You __ Your Life”; Groucho Marx show 45.Damp and musty 46.Yrbk.section

2.Mean Amin

3.“__ Family”(198390)

4.Actress Helen

5.“__ Wednesday”; 1973 movie for Liz Taylor

6.Billy __ Williams

7.__ Guthrie

8.__ Morgan

9.Togo’s continent: abbr.

10.Children’s game

15.“__ Sin”; 2001 film for Angelina Jolie

16.Ward Cleaver’s portrayer

19.Bob Barker’s successor

20.“Unhappily __ After”

22.2007 Minnie Driver film

23.Hubbubs

29.“The Prince of __”; 1998 Val Kilmer movie

31.Mae and Adam

33.Actor Jack

34.Comment from Arnold of “Green Acres”

35.__ Hunter

36.Pub order

37.Actor Stephen __

38.Relatives

39.“Dude, Where’s My __?”; Ashton Kutcher film

40.“__ Girl Friday”; 1940 Cary Grant movie

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4.“Before It __ __ Name”; 2005 Willem Dafoe film

8.O’Brien or Carroll

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PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Monday

10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Frys.com

Open, Final Round. From San Martin, Calif.

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Quest for the Card: Inside the Nationwide Tour

12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Quest for the Card: Inside the Nationwide Tour

2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Johnnie Walker Championship Highlights

3:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf in America

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Portugal Masters Highlights

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Best of Morning Drive

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix (Live)

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Ireland

8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Now

8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Now

9:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Now

p.m. (GOLF) Golf Now 12:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix 1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central 1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Tuesday

10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Insperity Championship, Final Round. From The Woodlands, Texas.

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

12:30 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) European Masters Highlights

3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Ireland One team fights to stay together but personalities clash.

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Ireland

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Best of Morning Drive

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf

6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros

7:30 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros

8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Ireland

9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Ireland

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break

Ireland

12:00 a.m. (GOLF) School of Golf

12:30 a.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Wednesday

10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

10:30 a.m. (GOLF) Madrid Masters, Final Round. From Spain.

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour 12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Challenge Series Highlights

3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Ireland

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) European Tour Weekly Highlights and previews

FOR THE WEEK

3:00 a.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros

3:30 a.m. (GOLF) Nationwide: Miccosukee Championship, First Round. From Miami.

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Friday

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Portugal Masters, Second Round. From Vilamoura, Portugal. (Live)

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

1:00 p.m. (GOLF) McGladrey Classic, Second Round. From Sea Island, Ga. (Live)

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Nationwide: Miccosukee Championship, Second Round. From Miami. (Same-day Tape)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: AT&T Championship, First

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

1:00 p.m. (GOLF) McGladrey Classic, Third Round. From Sea Island, Ga. (Live)

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Nationwide: Miccosukee Championship, Third Round. From Miami. (Same-day Tape)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: AT&T Championship, Second Round. From San Antonio, Texas. (Same-day Tape)

8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Sime Darby Malaysia, Final Round. From Malaysia. (Same-day Tape)

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) McGladrey Classic, Third Round. From Sea Island, Ga.

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

2:00 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: AT&T Championship, Second

From the Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum in Uniondale, N.Y. (Live)

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wild

5:00 p.m. (MSC)

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at Ottawa Senators. From Scotiabank Place in Kanata, Ontario. (Live) 9:00 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Becoming

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wild Live

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Becoming

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Wild at Ottawa Senators. From Scotiabank Place in Kanata, Ontario.

Thursday

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Edmonton Oilers at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Edmonton Oilers at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.

Friday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wild Live

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Edmonton Oilers at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota at Minnesota-Duluth. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota at Minnesota-Duluth.

Saturday

12:00 a.m. (SPIKE) The Ultimate Fighter

Friday

8:00 a.m. (SPIKE) The Ultimate Fighter

9:00 a.m. (SPIKE) The Ultimate Fighter

10:00 a.m. (SPIKE) The Ultimate Fighter

11:00 a.m. (SPIKE) The Ultimate Fighter

10:00 p.m. (SHOW) M-1 Challenge: Guram vs. Garner II Guram Gugenishvili vs. Kenny Garner;Vinny Magalhaes vs. Mikhail Zayats. From Phoenix. (Live)

OUTDOORS

Sunday

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads

10:00 a.m. / Midwest Outdoors

2:30 p.m. (MSC) Back Roads

Monday

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Back Roads

Thursday

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads

12:00 p.m. (MSC) North American Hunter

12:30 p.m. (MSC) Babe Winkelman’s Outdoor Secrets

1:00 p.m. (MSC) Bowhunter TV

1:30 p.m. (MSC) North American Whitetail

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Back Roads

Friday

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Waters and Woods

Saturday 8:00 a.m. (MSC) BJ Outdoors 9:00 a.m. (MSC) Waters and Woods 9:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors

6:30 p.m. + Minnesota Bound

SOCCER

Tuesday

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Barclays Premier League Review Show

(GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros

12:30 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) European Tour Weekly Highlights and previews of the European Golf Tour.

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Thursday

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Portugal

Masters, First Round. From Vilamoura, Portugal. (Live)

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Pregame (Live)

1:00 p.m. (GOLF) McGladrey Classic, First Round. From Sea Island, Ga. (Live)

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Nationwide: Miccosukee Championship, First Round. From Miami. (Same-day Tape)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break

Ireland

7:30 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Ireland

8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Sime Darby

Malaysia, First Round. From Malaysia. (Same-day Tape)

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) McGladrey Classic, First Round. From Sea Island, Ga.

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

2:00 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty

Round. From San Antonio, Texas. (Same-day Tape)

8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Sime Darby Malaysia, Second Round. From Malaysia. (Same-day Tape)

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) McGladrey Classic, Second Round. From Sea Island, Ga.

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

2:00 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: AT&T Championship, First Round. From San Antonio, Texas.

3:30 a.m. (GOLF) Nationwide: Miccosukee Championship, Second Round. From Miami.

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Saturday

6:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

6:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Portugal Masters, Third Round. From Vilamoura, Portugal. (Live)

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Round. From San Antonio, Texas.

3:30 a.m. (GOLF) Nationwide: Miccosukee Championship, Third Round. From Miami.

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

GYMNASTICS

Saturday 12:00 p.m. + 2011 Artistic World Championships:Women’s Team Final. From Tokyo. (Taped)

HOCKEY

Sunday

7:30 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild Monday 11:00 a.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild 11:30 a.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live) 12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at New York Islanders.

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Detroit Red Wings at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Detroit Red

Wings at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.

MARTIAL ARTS

Wednesday

2:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed Matt Hughes vs. Matt Serra;Tom Lawlor vs. CB Dollaway; Dan Henderson vs. Michael Bisping.

3:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed

4:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed Chris Leben vs. Jake Rosholt; Rich Franklin and Wanderlei Silva battle it out at UFC 99.

5:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed

6:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed Kenny Florian vs. Diego Nunes; Brian Stann vs. Jorge Santiago; Jake Ellenberger vs. Sean Pierson.

8:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed

9:00 p.m. (SPIKE) The Ultimate Fighter

11:55 a.m. (ESPN2) European Qualifier: Germany vs. Belgium. (Live)

12:00 p.m. (MSC) English Premier League Soccer Manchester United vs. Norwich City. (Taped)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) United States vs. Ecuador. From Harrison, N.J. (Live)

8:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Brazil World Tour: Brazil vs. Mexico. From Torreon, Mexico. (Live)

Friday

6:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Magazine

9:30 p.m. (ESPN2) MLS Soccer Real Salt Lake at Colorado Rapids. From Dick’s Sporting Goods Park in Commerce City, Colo. (Live)

Saturday

6:30 a.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer Liverpool vs. Manchester United. (Live)

TRACK AND FIELD

Sunday

3:00 p.m. + IAAF Diamond League: Brussels. From Brussels, Belgium. (Taped)

VOLLEYBALL

Sunday

12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Women’s College Indiana at Nebraska. (Taped)

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(2003) Ben Affleck, Aaron Eckhart. (S)

CABLE CHANNELS

(A&E) Parking Wars ›› “Lean on Me” (1989, Docudrama) Morgan Freeman, Robert Guillaume, Beverly Todd. (CC)

The Sopranos (S) (CC)

The Sopranos “NoShow” (S) (CC) The Sopranos “Christopher” (S)

››› “Big” (1988, Fantasy) Tom Hanks, Elizabeth Perkins. (CC)

››› “A Few Good Men” (1992) Tom Cruise. A Navy lawyer defends two Marines in a comrade’s death. (CC)

Criminal Minds “Doubt” (S) (CC) (AMC) Mad Men (CC) Mad Men “Seven Twenty Three”

›› “Flight of the Phoenix” (2004, Adventure) Dennis Quaid, Giovanni Ribisi. (CC) › “Bulletproof” (1996, Action) Damon Wayans, Adam Sandler. (CC)

››› “Alien 3” (1992, Science Fiction) Sigourney Weaver, Charles S. Dutton. (CC)

››› “Jurassic Park” (1993) Sam Neill. Cloned dinosaurs run amok at an island-jungle theme park. (CC) (AP)

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(ESPN2) NASCAR Racing College Football Final (N) (CC)

NFL Matchup NASCAR Now (N) (Live) (CC)

Outside Lines Spo. Reporters SportsCenter Fantasy Football Now (N) (Live)

CountdownNASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Hollywood Casino 400. (N) (Live) SportSportsCenter (N)

Women’s College Volleyball Indiana at Nebraska. (Taped)

NHRA Drag Racing Lucas Oil Series. WNBA Basketball Minnesota Lynx at Atlanta Dream. (N) (Live) (CC) Baseball Tonight

(EWTN) ChapletRosarySunday MassLitanyBookVaticanoSaintsApostoAngelicaSunday MassLitanyHolocaust-Sym.Joy MuChapletHolyWorld Over LiveFaithThe Ben.Crossing

(FAM) ››› “Ever After: A Cinderella Story” (1998) ›› “The Prince & Me” (2004) Julia Stiles. “Prince & Me 2: Royal Wedding” ››› “Dirty Dancing” (1987) Jennifer Grey. ›››› “Titanic” (1997) Leonardo DiCaprio.

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››› “Air Force One” (1997, Suspense) Harrison Ford, Gary Oldman, Glenn Close. (CC)

››› “I Am Legend” (2007, Science Fiction) Will Smith, Alice Braga. MLB on Deck (N) MLB Baseball National League Championship Series, Game 1: Teams TBA. (N) (S Live) (CC) (TCM) (5:00) ›››› “The Sea Hawk” (:15) ›››› “The Life of Emile Zola” (1937, Biography) Paul Muni. (CC) (DVS) (:15)

›› “The Big Heat” (1953) Glenn Ford. (CC) (:45)

››› “The Music Man” (1962) Robert Preston. A glib traveling salesman works his charm on an Iowa town.

››› “Sitting Pretty” (1948) Robert Young.(CC)

›› “Critic’s Choice” (1963, Comedy) Bob Hope, Lucille Ball, Marilyn Maxwell.

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Company Sanford & Son Sanford & Son (USA) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Joel Osteen ›› “Angels & Demons” (2009) Tom Hanks, Ewan McGregor. Robert Langdon confronts an ancient brotherhood. (CC)

›› “National Treasure: Book of Secrets” (2007, Action) Nicolas Cage, Jon Voight. (CC)

››› “The Bourne Ultimatum” (2007, Action) Matt Damon, Julia Stiles, Joan Allen. (CC) NCIS “Marine Down” (S) (CC) NCIS A Mafia dumping ground. (VS) Ameri3 Gun GunsWildPrimalParkerSkiesAlaskaOutdoorHunterGoin’AmmoFLW OutdoorsRugersOptikDodge Viper CupBoat RacingHorse RacingFormula Racer (WGN-A) PaidFactsDavidBeyondMatlock (S) (CC) Heat of Night

› “The Day My Parents Ran Away”

› “Just My Luck” (2006) (CC)

›› “Trading Places” (1983, Comedy) Funny VideosChrisChris

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (5:10) ›› “Waterworld” (1995) Kevin Costner.‘PG-13’ The Strange History of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell (S) (CC)

››› “It’s Kind of a Funny Story” (2010) Keir Gilchrist. (:45) ››› “The Nutty Professor” (1996) Eddie Murphy. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

“George Harrison: Living in the Material World” (2011) ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “The A-Team” (2010, Action) Liam Neeson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Harry Potter” (MAX) (:10) ›› “Flipped” (2010)

Madeline Carroll.‘PG’ (CC) (:40) ››› “The Town” (2010, Crime Drama) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:45) › “Sgt. Bilko” (1996, Comedy) Steve Martin. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

(:20) ››› “Wall Street” (1987, Drama) Michael Douglas. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Medallion” (2003) Jackie Chan. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Independence Day” (1996) Will Smith. Earthlings vs. evil aliens in 15-mile-wide ships. (S) “Final” (SHOW) (5:15) “Across the Tracks” (1991) ‘R’ Inside the NFL (iTV) (S) (CC) Inside NASCAR (:45) ›› “Extraordinary Measures” (2010) Brendan Fraser. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (:45) › “Crossroads” (2002, ComedyDrama) Britney Spears. (S) ‘PG-13’ (:25) The Love WeMake ›› “Star Trek:Nemesis” (2002, Science Fiction) Patrick Stewart.‘PG-13’

“The Road” (2009, Drama) Viggo Mortensen. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Live Forever” (2003) Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) › “Play the Game” (2008, Comedy) Andy Griffith. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:20) “Love’s Kitchen” (2011) Claire Forlani.‘PG-13’ (CC) (4:50) “Harlem Hostel” (2010) ‘NR’

›› “I Am Number Four” (2011, Action) Alex Pettyfer. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (5:30) “Wild Hearts Can’t Be Broken” “Harlem Hostel” (2010) Rafael Sardina. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:25) “The Final Storm” (2010) Lauren Holly.‘R’ (CC)

SUNDAY EVENING OCTOBER 9, 2011

of the Phoenix” (2004, Adventure) Dennis Quaid, Giovanni Ribisi. (CC) (3:55) The Killing (S) (CC) TriVita Nopalea Cash Flow (AP) Swamp Wars (S) River Monsters (S) Tanked (S) (CC) Hillbilly Handfishin’Hillbilly Handfishin’Tanked (S) (CC) River Monsters (S) Swamp Wars (S) River Monsters (S) Tanked (S) (CC) Hillbilly Handfishin’OranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHappensHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHappensReal HousewivesHappensHappensPaidPaidPaidPaidHousewives (CNBC) DiabetesWall St.Crackberry’dApocalypse 2012Fuel60 Minutes onAmerican GreedThe Coffee Ad.PaidPaidAmerican GreedWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) CNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganBusiness TodayAM:Wake Up CallAmerican Morning (COM) (5:45) ››› “The 40-Year-Old Virgin”South PkSouth PkSouth ParkSouth PkTosh.0Work.SwardTosh.0South ParkSouth PkWork.SwardSunnySunnyPaidMath- PaidPaid (DISC) Almost, AwayEgypt: BeneathStorm Chasers (S) Storm Chasers (N) Egypt: BeneathStorm Chasers (S) Storm Chasers (S) Almost, AwayPaidSmilePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) WizardsRandomGood Shake ItANT JessieANT WizardsGood Shake ItWizardsWizardsGood Good Deck“Don’t Look Under the Bed”PhineasPhineasPhineasPhineasPiratesPirates (E!) KardasKardasKeeping Up With the Kardashians (N) Dirty Soap (N) KendraKeeping Up With the KardashiansKendraDirty SoapChelseaThe PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) SportsCenter (N) BCS CountdownE:60E:60SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) College Football Teams TBA. H-Lite SportsCenter

(ESPN2) 2011 World Series of Poker 2011 World Series of Poker 2011 World Series of Poker NASCAR Now (N) (Live) (CC) 2011 World Series of Poker NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Hollywood Casino 400. From Kansas Speedway in Kansas City, Kan. College Football Teams TBA. SportsCenter (N) (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N) (EWTN) Sunday NightLiving TheChesterRosaryTheo. RoundtableSaintsBookSunday MassLitanyBen.Sunday NightAlterHeavensScandalEWTNBookTwelve OriginalCrossing

(FAM) (3:30) ›››› “Titanic” (1997, Drama) ›› “Mamma Mia!” (2008) Meryl Streep. Whose?OsteenEd Z. LevittGet Hot!WealthTake ItPaid90 Days!PaidPaidMinisLifeJ. MeyerChild

(FSN) Supergirl Jam ’11PrepWildWorld Poker Tour:World Poker Tour:Due FootballWorld Poker Tour:Barclays PremierSupergirl Jam ’11College FootballBarclays Premier (FX) (4:30) “I,Robot” ›› “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” (2009) ›› “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” (2009) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaintPaidPaidPaid

(GOLF) PGA Tour GolfGolf Central PGA Tour Golf Champions: Insperity Championship, Final Round. PGA Tour Golf Frys.com Open, Final Round. From San Martin, Calif. Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Champions: Insperity Championship, Final Round. GolfPaid Program Golf Central Golf Central (HGTV) Cash, Cash, Holmes InspectionHandymanHouseHuntersPropertyPropertyHandymanHouseHuntersPropertyPropertyHolmes InspectionCash Paid CashPaidPaidClever (HIST) IRT DeadliestIRT DeadliestIRT DeadliestAroundBrad MeltzerIRT DeadliestIRT DeadliestAroundBrad MeltzerPaidPaidMomsSPaidMexican War (LIFE) “Accused at 17”“Betrayed at 17” (2011) Premiere. (CC) Against the WallAgainst the Wall(:01) “Betrayed at 17” (2011) (CC) Against the WallAgainst the WallPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) Sponge.NinjasMy WifeMy WifeGeorgeGeorge’70s’70sFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsMy WifeMy WifeNannyNanny’70s’70sChrisChrisFamilyMartinFamilyFamily (SPIKE) CSI: Crime SceneKingKingKingKing ››› “True Lies” (1994, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger. CSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneWays PaidPaid Program (S) Cash PaidPaid (SYFY) ›› “Hostel Part II” (2007) (CC) “Chain Letter” (2010) Nikki Reed. › “P2” (2007, Suspense) Wes Bentley. “The Seamstress” (2009, Horror) (CC) “Dead Like Me” (2009) Ellen Muth. ZoneZonePaidPaid (TBN) YoussefHayfordOsteenPraiseCopeWorld ››› “Joseph” (1995) Paul Mercurio, Ben Kingsley. BibleSecretsArthur: A PilgrimFinal ExitHeritageIsrael:TimeHoughWom (TBS) MLB Baseball Inside MLB (N)

›› “Shooter” (2007, Suspense) Mark Wahlberg, Michael Peña, Danny Glover. (CC)

››› “Air Force One” (1997, Suspense) Harrison Ford, Gary Oldman, Glenn Close. (CC)

››› “Patriot Games” (1992, Suspense) Harrison Ford, Anne Archer. Premiere. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ››› “Trapeze” (1956) (CC)

››› “Sherlock, Jr.” (1924) Good Night ››› “Steamboat Bill, Jr.” (1928) Buster Keaton. ››› “The Cameraman” (1928) Buster Keaton. Coney Island Back Stage ››› “Limelight” (1952, Comedy-Drama) Charles Chaplin, Claire Bloom. (CC) The Bell Boy ›› “She Went to the Races” (1945) James Craig. HauntedHard Luck (TLC) Hoard-BuriedGypsy WeddingSister Wives (N) MediumMediumSister Wives (CC) MediumMediumGypsy WeddingHoard-BuriedPaidPaidPaidMomsSPaidPaid19 Kids19 Kids (TNT) “Legally Blonde” ››› “Mean Girls” (2004) (CC) ››› “Mean Girls” (2004) (CC) ›› “Legally Blonde” (2001) (CC) ››› “Selena” (1997, Biography) Jennifer Lopez. (CC) Law & Order (S) Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) ScoobyScoobyGumballLooneyGodChilKing/HillFam GuyFam GuyChickenMetalSuperjailKing/HillFam GuyFam GuyChickenMetalSuperjailKing/HillDelocateChilKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) Bigfootville (CC) Making MonstersGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesMaking MonstersPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Vegas Vegas Vegas Vegas ForensicForensicCops (S) Cops (S) Vegas Vegas Vegas Vegas ForensicForensicPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Sanford & Son Sanford & Son M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond 3’s Company 3’s Company The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Boston Legal (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS A friend of Gibbs’ daughter. NCIS A Marine on life support. (CC) NCIS “Angel of Death” (S) (CC) NCIS “Double Identity” (S) (CC)

››› “The Bourne Ultimatum” (2007, Action) Matt Damon, Julia Stiles, Joan Allen. (CC)

›› “The Golden Compass” (2007, Fantasy) Nicole Kidman, Dakota Blue Richards. (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent “30”(S) NCIS “Switch”(S) (CC) (VS) SportsGame Bull Riding PBR Hartford Invitational. Cycling Paris Tours. (Taped) Game Bull Riding PBR Hartford Invitational. Game Knife Show/Cutlery CornerPaidPaid (WGN-A) 30 RockMotherMotherMotherMotherMotherNewsReplayThe Unit “Bait”(S) Monk (CC) Monk (CC) “Master and Commander:The Far Side”VideosFunny VideosPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (5:30) ››› “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1” (2010) ‘PG-13’

Boardwalk Empire (N) (S) (CC)

Hung (N) (CC)

MakeAmerica Boardwalk Empire (S) (CC)

Hung (S) (CC)

MakeAmerica ›› “The A-Team” (2010, Action) Liam Neeson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:05) Real Time With Bill Maher (S)

(:05) ››› “Get Him to the Greek” (2010, Comedy) Jonah Hill. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Tooth Fairy” (2010) (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (MAX) (5:30) › “The Final Destination” (6:50) ››› “The Town” (2010, Crime Drama) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›››› “Pulp Fiction” (1994, Crime Drama) John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Chemistry (S) Skin to the Max (:45) Co-Ed Confidential 2 Sophomores (S) (CC)

(:15) ›› “Jason’s Lyric” (1994, Drama) Allen Payne. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “Ten North Frederick” (1958) Gary Cooper. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (SHOW) Dexter “Those Kinds of Things” Homeland “Pilot” (iTV) (S) (CC) Dexter “Once Upon a Time”(S) Homeland “Grace” (iTV) (N) (S) (CC) Dexter “Once Upon a Time”(iTV) Homeland “Grace” (iTV) (S) (CC)

›› “I Am Number Four” (2011, Action) Alex Pettyfer. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Russell Peters: Green Card (:05) Patton Oswalt Finest Hour (CC) (:15) ›› “Islands in the Stream” (1977) George C. Scott.‘PG’ (CC) (TMC) (:15) › “Avenging Angelo” (2002) Sylvester Stallone. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Halloween II” (2009, Horror) Malcolm McDowell, Tyler Mane. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Triangle” (2009, Horror) Melissa George. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) “The Final Storm” (2010) Lauren Holly.‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ››› “The Road” (2009, Drama) Viggo Mortensen. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ››› “Eden Lake” (2008) Finn Atkins.‘R’ (CC) (:45) › “Play the Game” (2008) Andy Griffith.‘PG-13’

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KDLH KDLH 3 WeatherThe Early ShowAndersonThe Price Is RightYoung & RestlessPaidBoldThe TalkLet’s Make a DealThe Dr. Oz ShowThe DoctorsJ’pardy!News

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KCCO WCCO 4 NewsThe Early ShowAndersonThe Price Is RightYoung & RestlessNewsBoldThe TalkLet’s Make a DealDr. PhilEllen DeGeneresNews News

WDSE (Off Air)BodyCuriousDinosaurSesame StreetInstructional TelevisionCat in CaillouSidInstructionalCuriousMarthaArthurWordGirlWild ElectricFetch!Clifford

KAWE BusiLakeCuriousCat in SuperDinosaurSesame StreetSidCliffordCaillouVaried ProgramsPlaceCat in WordMarthaArthurWordGirlWild Cyber Fetch!News

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T Swamp WarsSwamp WarsSwamp Wars

(AP)

W AnimalAnimalUntamed-UncutUntamed-UncutUntamed-Uncut

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Fatal AttractionsHuman PreyHuman PreyHuman Prey

F Shouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be Alive (BRAVO) Varied Programs

(CNBC) (5:00) Squawk BoxSquawk on the StreetThe CallStrategyMoneyPower LunchStreet SignsClosing BellClosing BellFast VariedMad Money (CNN) (5:00) American MorningCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomThe Situation Room With Wolf BlitzerJohn King, USA

M PaidPaidPaidPaidDailyColbertPresentsComedyEntouRENO ›› “The Promotion” (2008) (CC) ScrubsScrubsComedyFturamaFturamaTosh.0SunnySunnyDailyColbert

T › “National Lampoon’s Bag Boy” South Pk

(COM)

W › “National Lampoon’s Stoned Age”

TH › “Bachelor Party Vegas” (2005) (CC)

F “Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure” (DISC) PaidRobisonJ. MeyerPaidVaried ProgramsAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperCash Cash Varied Programs (DISN)

M E! NewsE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialThe FashionE! NewsE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! Special

T E! SpecialSex-CitySex-City

LittleChugMickeyPiratesMickeyMickeyLittleLittleMickeyMickey3rd & OsoVariedPiratesPhineasPhineasVariedDeckWizardsWizardsPhineasVariedShake ItGood (E!)

W E! Special

TH Sex-CitySex-City

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M SportSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterNFL PrimeTimeNFL LiveAroundPardonSportsCenter

T SportsCenterSportsCenter NFL PrimeTimeReportFootball

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M (5:00) Mike and Mike in the MorningESPN First TakeESPN First TakeReportFootballNASCAR NowNumbersLe BaJ. RomeSportsNationNFL32

T ESPN First TakeSoccerNASCAR

W ESPN First TakeBest ofNFL

TH NASCAR RacingNASCAR RacingNASCAR Racing

F Best of1st & 10NASCAR RacingNASCAR RacingNASCARSprint Cup Hour

M ChapletRosaryDaily MassSunday NightWorld Over LiveWomen Holy Daily MassLiving TheEWTNFaithMercyRosaryAl LiveFamilyTruth inCatholicSaintsAlter

T The Journey HomeAngelica LiveTheo. RoundtableThreshold of HopeAngelsCatholicVaticanoChoicesFth Bowl

(EWTN)

W Threshold of HopeMotherTeresa de JesusTeresa de JesusCat ChatAniBookDana

TH EWTN LiveClassicsEWTNSaintsMaryThe Journey HomeJesusKnightsParish PriestVietnam

M PaidPaidRoadsVikingsThe Dan Patrick ShowWildWild NHL Hockey:Wild at IslandersWild WildBarclays PremierMotorWorld Poker Tour:

T FlightlineWild Barclays PremEnglish Premier League SoccerDan PatrickSupergirl Jam ’11Game FameWildJackrab

W Prep PrepWildNHL HockeyPrepTriathlonBoys in World Poker Tour:World Poker Tour:

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TH Jerry KillVikingsDue RoadsHunterOutdoorBowhunWhitetailRace FootballThe I7Horse.Supergirl Jam ’11

F Due Wild WoodsDue NHL Hockey: Oilers at WildPrepWorld Poker Tour:FootballFootballAction Sports (FX)

M ››› “The Departed” (2006) Leonardo DiCaprio. ›› “Blow” (2001) Johnny Depp, Penélope Cruz. ››› “Gridiron Gang” (2006, Drama) The Rock, Xzibit. ›› “I, Robot” (2004, Science Fiction) Will Smith. MotherMother

T ››› “Gridiron Gang” (2006, Drama) The Rock, Xzibit. ››› “Miracle” (2004) Kurt Russell, Patricia Clarkson. › “John Tucker Must Die” (2006) Two Two MotherMotherMotherMotherTwo Two

W ››› “Miracle” (2004) Kurt Russell, Patricia Clarkson. › “John Tucker Must Die” (2006) ›› “Fantastic Four” (2005) Ioan Gruffudd. ›› “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” (2009) Two

TH Smarter ››› “The Prestige” (2006, Drama) Hugh Jackman. ›› “Fantastic Four” (2005) Ioan Gruffudd. ›› “Blade” (1998, Horror) Wesley Snipes. ›› “X-Men Origins:Wolverine” (2009, Action) MotherMother

F ›› “Blade” (1998, Horror) Wesley Snipes. ›› “Death Sentence” (2007) Kevin Bacon. ››› “Black Hawk Down” (2001, War) Josh Hartnett. MotherMotherMotherMotherTwo Two Two Two (GOLF) Morning DriveMorning DriveVaried ProgramsPaidVaried ProgramsCentralMorning

M CleverHouseKitchenKitchenBathBathMy First EstateFirst Pla.DesignHouseHuntersFor RentFor RentFor RentFor RentFor RentFor RentFor RentFor RentFor RentFor RentFor RentFor Rent

T CreativeWallsKitchenKitchenCurb...Curb...Curb...DesignDesignDesignDesignDearDearBuckBuckYardYardPropertyProperty

(HGTV)

W CleverHiddenCashCashCash, Cash, SoldSoldSoldSecretsAntonioDesignDesignDesignCandiceDesignHigh SoldSoldFirst Pla.First Pla.

TH ThreadsHouseWallsWallsHolmes on HomesUnsellaUnsellaUnsellaDesignDesignDesignDesignDearDearBuckBuckBlockBlockPropertyProperty

M The Real WestHow the StatesHow the StatesHow the StatesHow the StatesHow the StatesHow the StatesHow the StatesHow the StatesHow the StatesHow the StatesHow the States

T Civil War JournalTop ShotTop ShotTop ShotTop ShotTop ShotAmerican PickersTop ShotTop ShotTop ShotTop ShotTop Shot

F CleverPropertyHiddenHiddenHeadHeadFor RentFor RentFor RentColourDesignAntonioAntonioAntonioAntonioAntonioAntonioAntonioAntonioFirst Pla.First Pla. (HIST)

W Modern MarvelsModern MarvelsUFO HuntersHow the EarthAncient AliensAncient AliensModern MarvelsUFO HuntersHow the EarthAncient AliensAncient Aliens

TH The MostIce Road TruckersIce Road TruckersIce Road TruckersIce Road TruckersIce Road TruckersIce Road TruckersIce Road Truckers Ice Road TruckersIce Road TruckersIce Road TruckersIce Road Truckers

F Save Our HistoryAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeri

M MinisK. ShookSup.J. MeyerWorldJ. HageeParsleyY’r DayCopeProphetGoodEducaBehindVoiceRobisonHickeyThe 700 ClubJ. HageeNot a Praise the Lord

T Full MannaDifferDr. to Dr.Sup.Building

W End-AgeWinningLifeBarberJ. MeyerSaxion

TH ChangBrownsCameronAgainstLifestyleEduca

F Dupl’tisBest of Praise The LordPraiseY’r Day (TBS)

M Home ImHome ImPrincePrincePrincePayneBrownsBrownsPayneJimYes Yes Amer.EarlRayRayFriendsFriendsFriendsKingSeinfeldSeinfeldFam GuyFam Guy

T RayRayFriendsFriendsFriendsKingKing

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F SeinfeldAmer.FriendsFam GuyTheoryTheoryTheoryTheory (TCM)

M ››› “Four Daughters”“Seven Brides for Seven Brothers”(:45) ››› “Seven Sweethearts” (CC) ››› “Hobson’s Choice” (1954) ››› “The Taming of the Shrew”(:45) ›››› “Fiddler on the Roof” (1971) (CC)

T Dead ›› “Woman on Pier 13”“Gangway-Tom.”(:15) “Beware My Lovely”(:45) ›› “The Racket” (CC) (:15) ››› “Crossfire” (CC) (:45) ›› “Act of Violence”(:15) ››› “The Set-Up”“Bad Day at Black Rock”

W Mr.Wu“Mr. Dodd Takes the Air”(:15) ›› “Mr. Chump”“Mr. Moto’s”(:45) “Mr. and Mrs. North” ››› “Mr. Lucky” (1943) Cary Grant. “Mr. Blandings”(:45) ›› “Mr. Imperium”“Mr Hulots Hol.”

TH “Escape-Berlin”(:15) “Étoile Sans Lumière”(:45) ››› “The Wages of Fear” (1953) (:15) ›› “The Law” (1959) Gina Lollobrigida. ›››› “Goodbye Again” (1961) (CC) (:45) ››› “The Devil by the Tail”Bwan F (5:30) “The Heiress” (1949) ›››› “The Third Man” (1949) (CC) ›››› “Some Like It Hot” (1959) (:45) ›››› “The Apartment” (1960) (CC) ››› “The Goodbye Girl” (1977) (CC) “Far From the Madding Crowd” (1967) (TLC) 18 Kids18 KidsBabyBabyBabyBaby’s PregnantPregnantSay YesSayYesWhat Not to WearBabyBabyMultiplesBaby’s What Not to WearSay YesSayYesVaried ProgramsToddlers & Tiaras (TNT) AngelCharmedCharmedSupernaturalSupernaturalSmallvilleLas VegasLas VegasThe CloserLaw & OrderLaw & OrderBones (TOON) BakuganBeyPokéSidekickJohnnyJohnnyGarfieldGarfieldScoobyScoobyLooney TunesVaried ProgramsGarfieldDogJohnnySidekickAlmostAdvenRegularVaried Programs

M NCISNCISNCISNCISNCISNCISNCISNCISNCISNCISNCISNCIS

T Law & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVU

(TRAV) PaidPaidPaidPaid$40/Day$40/DayVaried ProgramsNo ReservationBizarre FoodsFoodFoodCarniCarniNo ReservationVaried Programs (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidIn Session Varied ProgramsCopsCops (TVLAND) PaidPaidJeff’sonsGoodJeannieJeannieBeBeSanfordSanfordBonanzaBonanzaBonanzaBonanzaBonanzaGoodJeff’sonsSanfordSanford (USA)

W PsychPsychPsychHouseHouseNCISNCISNCISNCISNCISNCISNCIS

TH Law Order: CI ›› “Die Another Day” (2002, Action) Pierce Brosnan. (CC) Burn NoticeBurn NoticeBurn NoticeBurn NoticeBurn NoticeBurn NoticeBurn Notice

F HouseHouseHouseHouseLaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVUNCISNCIS (VS)

M OutdoorBackElk FeGun ItFishingFish CamoOutdoorOutSnow AmeriLip & SeasonsOutdoorOutdoorHunterCollege FootballCollege TalkTalkNHL Live

T OutdoorHunterNHL OvertimeTred FishingBattleFish FishingBillDOptikWhitetailBlue ColLoveOutdoor OutdoorWhitetailHuntingRugersBerettaSportsSportsNBC Sports Talk

W ParkerOutdoorBrownIce MenFLW OutdoorsHunterHuntingOutdoorCamoOutdoor ChallengeBillDFishingCharlieSalty SportsViperMotorsports Hour

TH Huntin’OutdoorGun ItWildWhitetailOptikWhitetailPrimalBuckOutDobbsOutsideHunterOutdoorElk FeGoin’DangerSkiesSportsFormula

F OutsideWingTred WhitetailBuckCamoGuns3 Gun AmmoRugersBucksOutdoorHunterGun ItDangerBerettaSkiesBrownWhitetailHuntingWinchAlaska

(WGN-A) WorldCopeBeJeannieMatlockMatlockHeat of NightHeat of NightNewsWalker, RangerWalker, RangerCheersCheersMad Abt.Mad Abt.ChrisChris

PREMIUM CHANNELS

M Tooth FBig Year“To Wong Foo,Thanks for Everything”“President to Remember” ›› “My Sister’s Keeper” (2009) (S) The Latino List › “Little Fockers” (2010) Bored ›› “Tooth Fairy” (2010) (S) “Too Big to Fail”

T “The Phantom” (S) (:15) “Win a Date With Tad Hamilton!” › “Swimfan” (2002) (S) (CC) “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1” ›› “Stargate” (1994) Kurt Russell. ›› “Happy Gilmore” (1996) Ring Life“Scott Pilgrim”

(HBO)

W ››› “How to Die in Oregon” (2011) ›› “The A-Team” (2010) (S) (CC) McEnroe/Borg ›› “Liar Liar” (1997) (S) ›› “Alex & Emma” (2003) (:15) ›› “Dance With Me” (1998) (S) (CC) ›› “A Cinderella Story”

TH (5:15) ›› “Waterworld” (S) ›› “S.W.A.T.” (2003, Action) (S) (CC) (:45) ›› “Down With Love” (2003) (S) “How to Train Your Dragon”Big Year ›› “My Blueberry Nights” ››› “Runaway Jury” (2003) (S) (CC) “It’s Kind-Fun.”

M ››› “It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World” (S) (:35) ››› “Bend It Like Beckham” ››› “The Town” (2010) Ben Affleck. (:45) ››› “The Blind Side” (2009) (S) (CC) › “The Enemy” (2000) (S) (:40) ››› “Inception” (S)

T (5:40) “The Flight of the Phoenix” (CC) (:05) “Desperately Seeking Susan”(9:50) ›› “Ninja Assassin” ›› “Ghost in the Machine”(:10) ››› “Black Swan” (2010) (S) ›› “Robin Hood” (2010) Russell Crowe. (S) Wild

W ›› “Speechless” (1994) (:40) › “Cop Out” (2010) Bruce Willis. ›› “Mercury Rising” (1998) (S) (CC) (:20) ››› “The Town” (2010) (S) “I Know What You Did Last”(:15) ›› “Sherlock Holmes” (2009) (S) (CC) Dared

F (5:55) ›› “Happy Gilmore” ››› “Something the Lord Made” (S) ›› “The Lost World: Jurassic Park”“Bobby Fischer Against the World” (S) “The Nutty Professor” (1996) (:15) “Win a Date With Tad Hamilton!” › “Swimfan” (S) (MAX)

TH HeadOff(:35) ›› “Amelia” (2009) (S) (CC) ›› “MacGruber” (2010) (S) ›› “Love Potion No. 9” (S) (:40) “Despicable Me” (2010) “Cirque du Freak:Vampire’s”(:10) ›› “The Jackal” (1997) (S) (CC) “Clash-Titans”

M ›› “Hidden in America”(:45) ››› “The Last Winter” (2006) ›› “Real Life” (1979) iTV. (:15) › “Multiple Sarcasms” (2010) ›› “Accidents Happen”(:35) “The First Time” (2009) (:15) › “The Back-up Plan” (2010)

T Come ››› “Sherlock Holmes” ›› “Cold Weather” (2010) (:45) ›› “Wild Target” (2010) (S) (CC) ›› “Turning Green” (2005) ›› “Smile” (2005) Mika Boorem. (S) ›› “Flawless” (2007) Michael Caine. › “Paper Man”

F ›› “Opportunity Knocks”(:45) ››› “Black Swan” (2010) (S) (:35) ›› “The Lovely Bones” (2009) (S) (CC) (11:50) ››› “Greenberg”(:40) ›› “Date Night” (S) (:10) “The Final Destination”(:35) ››› “Black Swan” (SHOW)

W “Valentino” ››› “An Unreasonable Man” (2006) (:15) “Glorious 39” (2009) Romola Garai. iTV. (S) ›› “My One and Only” (2009) (CC) “All Good Things” (2010) (:15) “The Other Side of the Tracks”“The Messenger”

TH “Nic & Tristan”(:05) “Comeback Season”(:45) ›› “Accidents Happen” (2009) ›› “The Naked Face”(:15) ›› “Drones” (2010) (S) (CC) “The Haunting”(:40) ›› “The Other Woman” (2009) Furry

M Play (:35) ›› “Nine” (2009) (S) (CC) (:35) “Politics of Love”(:05) ›› “Creation” (2009) (S) (CC) ›› “Under Cover” (1987) Latino“Assassin in Love” (2007) “Politics of Love” (2010) ›› “Creation”

T Disor“Ahead of Time”(:45) ››› “The Glass Shield” (1994) “See You in September” (S) (:15) “Falling Up” (2009) Joseph Cross. “The Wind That Shakes the Barley”Latino ››› “The Glass Shield” (1994) (S) Critical

W “Medusa Touch” ›› “Return to Oz” (1985) (S) (CC) “Wild Hearts Can’t Be” ›› “The Switch” (2010) (S) (:15) ›› “Terminal Velocity” (1994) ›› “The Medusa Touch” (1978) (CC) “First Circle” (CC) “Tillman Story”

F (5:45) “Across the Tracks”“Vidal Sassoon:The Movie”(:15) ›› “Flawless” (2007) iTV. (S) (:15) ›› “Guy X” (2005) Jason Biggs. “The Hit” (2001, Suspense) “Adopted” (2009) iTV. (S) ›› “Star Trek:Nemesis” (2002) iTV. (TMC)

TH ›› “The Dukes” (2007) (S) (:40) ›› “Necessary Roughness” (S) “Harlem Hostel” (2010) (S) Latino(:25) “Love’s Kitchen” (2011) (12:55) ››› “Sophie’s Choice” (1982) (CC) ›› “Under the Mountain”“Necessary R.”

F (5:25) “Infamy” (S) (6:55) ›› “Labyrinth” (S) (:35) ›› “Under Cover”(:10) “Rock Slyde” (2009) (S) Latino(:05) “The Final Storm” (S) (:40) ›› “Labyrinth” (1986) (S) (CC) (:25) ›› “Under Cover”“Infamy” (2005) (S)

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Alton Brown puts ‘Good Eats’ behind him

Yes, Alton Brown knows how sad you are about the impending end of “Good Eats,” his long-running Food Network megahit. But rest assured, you haven’t seen the last of him – not by a long shot.

“I always kind of had my eye on 250 episodes,” says the self-described “poly-tasker,” who admits he ate last night’s supper while working out with his trainer. “I thought when I get to that point, I’m going to re-evaluate my own life, my own work, where I’m going, why I’m here and all that, as I kind of crash into middle age. I turned 49 this year, so I decided it’s time to turn to something new now that I have the momentum of ‘Good Eats’ behind me.” And a three-volume set of “Good Eats” books in front of him, the third of which – his favorite – arrived on Brown’s desk on the day we spoke.

Beginning Oct. 30, Brown will host a slew of his Food Network colleagues including Alex Guarnaschelli, Anne Burrell, Robert Irvine, Geoffrey Zakarian and other famous foodie faces in a “Super Chefs” fourth season of “The Next Iron Chef,” specially tailored for its savvy cast, including a “Chairman’s Challenge” and a sudden death “shootout” for the two cooks who finish in the bottom two. One survives to cook another day, and the other goes home. He won’t spill any particulars but assures skeptics that “the one thing that I can tell you for absolute sure is that there was

IN FOCUS

no network manipulation of judging or outcomes based on the fact that some of these people have shows. The things that will happen, I 100 percent guarantee, are unmanufactured.”

What are you reading now?

“I’m in the middle of reading several books at one time by Edward Tuft. He writes books about visual interpretation of data, one of which is called ‘Visual Explanations.’ I’m reading his stuff because I am trying to redesign how recipes work for e-books, and he’s kind of the guy when it comes to pictorial forms of information transfer.”

What did you have for dinner last

“Meatloaf. Meatloaf from the Fannie Farmer cookbook. I tend to only like the outside crispy parts, so I burn it a little and then cut those off and eat them myself. I stack them up with ketchup like a meaty napoleon. And that’s all I had. I had no vegetables. I had nothing but meatloaf.”

What is your next project?

“I’m working on a miniseries called ‘Foods That Changed The World,’ but I’m still playing with the structure of that show. I can’t just do a straightforward show about the history of something. I gotta mess with it from a storytelling standpoint.”

When was the last vacation you took – where and why?

“I had a vacation six years ago, and I went to Costa Rica for four days, just to get away with my wife and my daughter and my niece. It was only four days, but I didn’t work for four days! That was my last vacation – a point of which my wife reminds me frequently.”

WEB LINKS SOLUTION

On Monday, HBO premieres season three of “Bored to Death” starring Jason Schwartzman as fantasizing Brooklyn writer Jonathan Ames. Get caught up at www. hbo.com/bored-to-death/index.html

Monday on Lifetime, “Five” features five short tales about

“Last Man Standing,” abc. go.com/shows/last-manstanding

Starting Tuesday on ABC, “Home Improvement” star Tim Allen returns to the sitcom world with a show that casts him as Mike Baxter, a marketing director for an outdoor sporting goods store who is outnumbered by women when he returns home.The home page offers several clips, some background info and an ability to receive promotional text alerts. Once the show premieres, there will also be full episodes.

“Enlightened,” www.hbo. com/enlightened/index.html

Premiering Monday on HBO, the series, written by Mike White (who appeared with his father, Mel, as a team on “The Amazing Race”) stars Laura Dern as a self-destructive health and beauty executive who melts down in the workplace, spends three months meditating in Hawaii and then returns to her world (raising the question, “Why?”).The home page offers an invitation to the set, a trailer and “In Production” clips.

breast cancer from celebrity producers including Jennifer Aniston. Get the lowdown at www.mylifetime.com/movies/five

The five-part series “Women, War & Peace,” premiering Tuesday on PBS (check local listings), looks at women making a difference

worldwide. Click on www.pbs. org/wnet/women-war-andpeace/

Season two of “Work of Art: The Next Great Artist” premieres Wednesday on Bravo. Quick quiz: can you name the first “Great Artist”? Help can be found at www.bravotv.com/ work-of-art

“Psych,” www.usanetwork. com/series/psych/

The comedy-mystery series returns to USA Network Wednesday for its sixth season, continuing to follow the adventures of Shawn and Gus (James Roday, Dule Hill) and their faux-psychic detective agency in Santa Barbara, Calif. (the show actually films in Canada). As befits a long-running series, the home page is full of information on episodes, music, characters and plotlines, along with blogs, clips and full episodes.

Premiering Thursday on A&E Network, the new series “Bordertown: Laredo” follows police battling drug cartels. Learn more at on www.aetv.com/news

On Friday (check local listings), the PBS Arts Fall Festival opens with Gilbert & Sullivan’s “H.M.S.Pinafore.” Learn more at video.pbs.org/ video/2106993196

Green Mile” (1999, Drama) Tom Hanks, David Morse, Michael Clarke Duncan. A guard thinks an inmate has a supernatural power to heal. (CC)

››› “The Green Mile” (1999, Drama) Tom Hanks, David Morse, Michael Clarke Duncan. A guard thinks an inmate has a supernatural power to heal. (CC)

Hills Ninja” (1997) Chris Farley, Nicollette Sheridan. (CC)

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(3:45) “Fiddler on the Roof” (1971)

››› “The Wolf Man” (1941) (CC) (:15) ››› “The Uninvited” (1944, Horror) Ray Milland, Ruth Hussey. (CC)

››› “Dead of Night” (1945, Horror) Mervyn Johns, Michael Redgrave. (CC)

››› “I Walked With a Zombie” (:15) ››› “Cat People” (1942, Horror) Simone Simon. (:45) ››› “The Curse of the Cat People” (1944) (CC) › “The Devil Bat” (1941) Bela Lugosi. (:15) › “Dead Men Walk” (1943) (TLC) CakeCakeCakeCakeBoss: BuddyCakeCakeCakeCakeBoss: BuddyCakeCakeCakeCakePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidSuper Pooches (S) (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) The Closer (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Rizzoli & IslesLaw & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) JohnnyGumballRegularSecretKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidKing/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) No ReservationNo ReservationCookCookNo ReservationNo ReservationCookCookNo ReservationNo ReservationNo ReservationPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...LizardLizardSwampSwampWorkedWorkedWorld’s Dumbest...LizardLizardSwampSwampWorkedWorkedThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidKitchenVacuum (TVLAND) Sanford & Son Sanford & Son

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(HBO) (5:15) ›› “Too Big to Fail” (2011) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Bored to Death Enlightened (S) (:05) › “Little Fockers” (2010) Robert De Niro. (CC) The Big Year “George Harrison: Living in the Material World” (2011) (:40) ›› “Species” (1995, Science Fiction) Ben Kingsley. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Taxicab Confessions (S) (CC) (:25) Sex Crimes Unit Victims of sexual assaults. (S) (CC) Conchords “Phantom” (MAX) (4:40) ››› “Inception” (2010) (S) (:15) ››› “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” (2002) Nia Vardalos. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

››› “The Town” (2010, Crime Drama) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) Co-Ed Confidential 3: Spring Break (S) (CC)

(:35) ›› “Halloween II” (1981) Jamie Lee Curtis.‘R’

(:10) › “Consequence” (2003, Suspense) Armand Assante. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(3:50) ››› “All the Real Girls” (2003) Paul Schneider. “FlightPho.” (SHOW) ›› “Red” (2010, Action) Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Dexter “Once Upon a Time”(iTV) Homeland “Grace” (iTV) (S) (CC) Dexter “Once Upon a Time”(iTV) Homeland “Grace” (iTV) (S) (CC) “Life Is Hot in Cracktown” (2009) Shannyn Sossamon.

(:45) “South of Pico” (2007) Kip Pardue. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) “The Last International Playboy” (2008) Jason Behr. (:45) ›› “Comeback Season” (2006) Ray Liotta. iTV. (TMC) (5:00) ›› “Creation” (2009) (CC) ›› “Nine” (2009, Musical) Daniel DayLewis. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work” (2010) (S) ‘R’ ›› “Jiminy Glick in Lalawood” (2004) Martin Short.

› “Student Bodies” (1981, Horror) Kristen Riter.‘R’ (CC) “Suicide Girls Must Die” ( 2010) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Creation” (2009, Biography) Paul Bettany. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “The Disorderly Orderly” ‘NR’

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(AMC) (5:00) › “Bulletproof” (1996) (CC)

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››› “The Green Mile” (1999, Drama) Tom Hanks, David Morse, Michael Clarke Duncan. A guard thinks an inmate has a supernatural power to heal. (CC)

››› “The Green Mile” (1999, Drama) Tom Hanks, David Morse, Michael Clarke Duncan. A guard thinks an inmate has a supernatural power to heal. (CC)

Dom DeLuise. (CC)

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(ESPN) E:60 (N) The Dotted LineWorld, PokerWorld, PokerSportsCenter (N) Baseball TonightSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter

(ESPN2) Soccer United States vs. Ecuador. From Harrison, N.J. (N) (Live) (CC) Soccer Brazil World Tour: Brazil vs. Mexico. From Torreon, Mexico. (N) Depth Chart Auburn.

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(HIST) American PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersTop Shot (N) (CC) Top Shot (CC) American PickersAmerican Pickers(:01) Top Shot(:01) Top ShotPaidKitchenLightPaidPaidPaid

(LIFE) Unsolved MysteryUnsolved Mystery“Taken From Me:Tiffany Rubin Story”Tiffany RubinUnsolved Mystery“Taken From Me:Tiffany Rubin Story”Tiffany RubinPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) Big TimeSponge.FamilyMy WifeGeorgeGeorge’70s’70sFriendsFriendsFriendsFriends’70s’70sChrisChrisMy WifeMy WifeGeorgeGeorgeFamilyTBAMattersMatters (SPIKE) AuctionAuctionKingKingAuctionAuctionRepoRepoRepoRepoKingKingDeathDeathMANMANEntouEntouPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) ›› “Seconds Apart” (2011) Premiere. › “Fertile Ground” (2010) Premiere. “Population 436” (2006) Jeremy Sisto. Friday 13thFriday 13th ›› “Clive Barker’s Book of Blood”PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) CrossPottersBehindJ. MeyerJ. HageeParsleyPraise the Lord (CC)

ACLJHead-OnFull WorldPraise the Lord (CC) Miracles AroundNelsonWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan The Office (CC) The Office (CC)

ConanSeinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) › “Witless Protection” (2008) Larry the Cable Guy, Ivana Milicevic. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM)

Priv. Screenings: Ernest Borgnine

››› “Rebel Without a Cause” (1955) James Dean, Natalie Wood. (CC)

››› “Johnny Guitar” (1954) Joan Crawford, Sterling Hayden. (CC)

›› “Flying Leathernecks” (1951) John Wayne, Robert Ryan. (CC) (DVS)

›› “On Dangerous Ground” (1951) Ida Lupino.

››› “The Lusty Men” (1952) Susan Hayward, Robert Mitchum. (CC) MGM Parade

›› “Mr. Wu” (1927) Lon Chaney. (TLC) CoupleCoupleExtreme Extreme 19 Kids19 KidsCoupleCoupleExtreme Extreme 19 Kids19 KidsCoupleCoupleCoupleCouplePaidPaidTriVitaPaid PaidCashExtreme Poodles (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Rizzoli & IslesLaw & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Angel (S) (CC)

(TOON) SquirrelLooneyLooneyGumballKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua Squid King/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) Bizarre FoodsAmericaAmericaMysteries-MuseumOff Limits (N) Bizarre FoodsMysteries-MuseumOff Limits (CC) Bizarre FoodsAmericaAmericaTriVitaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnBait CarBait CarPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnBait CarBait CarThe InvestigatorsForensicPaid PaidPaid (TVLAND) Sanford & Son Sanford & Son M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Boston Legal “The Ass Fat Jungle” (S) Paid Program Paid Program (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Psych Shawn is targeted by a killer. Psych A shark attack. (CC)

›› “Shadow Man” (2006, Action) Steven Seagal, Garrick Hagon. (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Psych (CC) (VS) NHL LiveNHL Hockey: Panthers at Penguins NHL LiveNHL Overtime (N) TalkAdventure SportsTalkSportsNHL OvertimePaidProstatePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) Funny Videos30 Rock30 RockMotherMotherNews at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkDeathDeathDharmaPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” (2010) ››› “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1” (2010) Daniel Radcliffe. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Enlightened (S) Bored to Death Boardwalk Empire (S) (CC)

“George Harrison: Living in the Material World” (2011) ‘NR’ (CC) Hung (S) (CC) ›› “Hoodlum” (1997, Crime Drama) Laurence Fishburne. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) › “Swept Away” (2002) Madonna. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Little Fockers (MAX) (5:20) ›› “Wild Things” (1998) ‘R’ (:15) ›› “Housesitter” (1992, Comedy) Steve Martin. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

›› “Due Date” (2010) Robert Downey Jr. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Skin to the Max Chemistry (S) (:45) Strike Back (S) (CC)

››› “Black Swan” (2010, Drama) Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:20) › “Moment by Moment” (1978) John Travolta.

(:10) ›› “Project X” (1987, Drama) Matthew Broderick. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:00) › “Paper Man” (2009) (S) ‘R’

››› “Let the Right One In” (2008, Horror) Kare Hedebrant. Premiere.‘R’ Dexter “Once Upon a Time”(iTV) Homeland “Grace” (iTV) (S) (CC)

›› “The Oxford Murders” (2008, Mystery) Elijah Wood, John Hurt.‘R’

“Giallo” (2009, Suspense) Adrien Brody. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia” (S)

(:35) “Fatal Secrets” (2009) Dina Meyer. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Wild Cherry” (2009, Comedy) Tania Raymonde.‘R’ “Group Sex” (2009, Comedy) Josh Cooke. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(12:05) ›› “Brotherhood of Murder” (1999) (S) (CC)

(:40) “Bikini Chain Gang” (2005, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:35) › “New Port South” (2001) Will Estes.‘PG-13’

(:05) ›› “The Oxford Murders” (2008, Mystery) Elijah Wood.‘R’ ›› “The Medusa Touch” (1978) ‘PG’

(:15) “Valentino: The Last Emperor” (TMC) (5:20) ›› “Critical Condition” ‘R’

WEDNESDAY EVENING OCTOBER 12, 2011

(4:30) ›› “King Arthur” (2004) (CC)

››› “The Green Mile” (1999, Drama) Tom Hanks, David Morse, Michael Clarke Duncan. A guard thinks an inmate has a supernatural power to heal. (CC)

Breaking Bad “Face Off” (CC) (12:08) ››› “The Green Mile” (1999, Drama) Tom Hanks, David Morse. A guard thinks an inmate has a supernatural power to heal. (CC) Three Stooges Three Stooges Shark Vacuum Paid Program (AP) ApocalypseShouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveFatal AttractionsShouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveFatal AttractionsApocalypseShouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveFatal AttractionsOranguEden (BRAVO) Rachel Zoe ProjectReal HousewivesWork of ArtTop Chef DsrtWork of ArtTop Chef DsrtMost EligibleMatchmakerHousewives/NJPaidPaidPaidPaidHousewives/NYC (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportBiogr/CNBCDivorce WarsAmerican GreedMad MoneyBiogr/CNBCDivorce WarsPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperOutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperAnderson CooperPiers MorganBusiness TodayAM:Wake Up CallAmerican Morning (COM) 30 Rock30 RockChapChapSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSwardDailyColbertSouth PkSwardDailyColbertFturamaFturamaSwardIglesias: FluffySunnyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (N) Penn & TellerMythBusters (CC) Penn & TellerMythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) PopoffPaidTelePaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) ANT PhineasJessie ›› “The Little Vampire”Fish PhineasJessieVampireWizardsWizardsGood Good RandomANT DeckDeckPhineasPhineasPhineasPhineasBabarLittle (E!) E! NewsSex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialE! SpecialChelseaE! NewsChelseaE! SpecialChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

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(EWTN) Daily MassEWTN LiveSaintsRosarySaintsThe FaithWomen Daily MassEWTN LiveSigns/MaryVietnamBen.CatholicApostoTheo. RoundtableOriginalSaints

(FAM) (5:30) “Along Came Polly” ›› “Overboard” (1987, Comedy) Goldie Hawn. The 700 ClubWhose?Whose?PaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidPaidMinisLifeJ. MeyerTriVita

JayJerry KillCollege FootballJerry KillPrepFootballJayVikingsJerry

“X-Men Origins:Wolverine” (2009, Action) Horror StoryHorror

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Conan The Office (CC) The Office (CC)

ConanSeinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) “Mr.Hulot’s Holiday” (1953)

››› “The Manchurian Candidate” (1962, Suspense) Frank Sinatra. (CC) (:15) ››› “The Best Man” (1964) Henry Fonda, Cliff Robertson. (CC) (:15) ››› “The Glass Key” (1942) Brian Donlevy, Alan Ladd. (CC)

››› “All the King’s Men” (1949) Broderick Crawford, Joanne Dru. (CC)

››› “Advise and Consent” (1962) Henry Fonda. Senators fight dirty over president’s man. “Escape” (TLC) MediumMediumPregnantPregnantExtreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme PregnantPregnantMediumMediumPaidPaidPaidPaidTriVitaMomsS19 Kids19 Kids (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) Bones (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Rizzoli & IslesLaw & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Angel “Expecting” (TOON) JohnnyHoleDudeDestroyKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidKing/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) FoodFoodFoodFoodMan v Man v FoodFoodMan v. FoodMan v Man v FoodFoodMan v. FoodFoodFoodPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...RepoRepoRepoRepoHogan: MCWMost DaringRepoRepoRepoRepoHogan: MCWMost DaringThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Sanford & Son Sanford & Son M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Raymond Raymond Cleveland Cleveland The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Cleveland Cleveland 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company Boston Legal “Gone” (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS: Los Angeles

“Predator” (CC) NCIS “Dead Air” (S) (CC) NCIS “Cracked”(S) (CC) Psych Shawn discovers a body. NCIS Muslim Marine found dead. (S) NCIS “Stakeout”(S) (CC) Psych Shawn discovers a body.

›› “The Dukes of Hazzard” (2005, Comedy) Johnny Knoxville. (CC)

Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Faith” Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (VS) NHL LiveNHL Hockey: Bruins at Hurricanes NHL LiveNHL Overtime (N) TalkAdventure SportsTalkSportsNHL OvertimePaintPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) Funny Videos30 Rock30 RockMotherMotherNews at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkDeathDeathDharmaPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (:15) ›› “The A-Team” (2010, Action) Liam Neeson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Face off, Max MakeAmerica Boardwalk Empire (S) (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Enlightened (S) Bored to Death › “Species II” (1998) Michael Madsen. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) ››› “The Informant!” (2009) Matt Damon, Scott Bakula. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:25) ›› “Civil Brand” (2002) Mos Def. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “Waterworld” (1995) (CC) (MAX) (5:30) ›› “Daredevil” (2003) (CC) (:15) ›› “Forces of Nature” (1999) Sandra Bullock. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “The Town” (2010, Crime Drama) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Chemistry (S) Skin to the Max “Emmanuelle Through Time: Emmanuelle’s Sexy Bite” (S) “Everything You Always Wanted to Know...”

(:10) ›› “Regarding Henry” (1991, Drama) Harrison Ford. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Head Office” (1986) ‘PG-13’ (SHOW) (5:00) ››› “The Messenger” (2009) Homeland “Grace” (iTV) (S) (CC) Inside the NFL (iTV) (N) (S) (CC) Inside NASCAR Penn & Teller Inside the NFL (iTV) (S) (CC) Dexter “Once Upon a Time”(iTV) Inside NASCAR “All Good Things” (2010) Ryan Gosling. iTV.‘R’

(:15) ››› “Transsiberian” (2008) Woody Harrelson. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (:10) “The Speed of Thought” (2011) Nick Stahl. “Nic & Tristan” (TMC) (5:15) ››› “The Tillman Story” ‘R’ ›› “The Switch” (2010) Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

“Finding Bliss” (2009) Leelee Sobieski. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ›› “Barry Munday” (2010) Patrick Wilson.‘R’ (12:15) ››› “Fresh” (1994, Drama) Sean Nelson, Giancarlo Esposito.‘R’

(:15) “Dough Boys” (2009, Drama) Arlen Escarpeta. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

››› “The Road” (2009, Drama) Viggo Mortensen. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

THURSDAY EVENING OCTOBER 13, 2011

(AP) Untamed-UncutRat Busters NYCHillbilly Handfishin’Swamp Wars (S) Hillbilly Handfishin’Swamp Wars (S) Rat Busters NYCUntamed-UncutRat Busters NYCHillbilly Handfishin’Swamp Wars (S) OranguEden (BRAVO) Top Chef DsrtMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerRachel Zoe ProjectMatchmakerHousewives/NJPaidPaidPaidPaidMatchmDia (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportOne NationMillionsMillionsAmerican GreedMad MoneyMillionsMillionsAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperOutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperAnderson CooperPiers MorganBusiness TodayAM:Wake Up CallAmerican Morning (COM) 30 Rock30 RockFturamaFturamaIglesias: FluffyStand-Tosh.0DailyColbertTosh.0Stand-DailyColbertFturamaCraig FergusonStand-UglySunnyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) American ChopperSons of Guns (S) American ChopperUnderworldAmerican ChopperUnderworldSons of Guns (S) American ChopperPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) ANT PhineasRandom ››› “Aladdin” (1992) (CC) Fish PhineasRandomVampireWizardsWizardsGood Good RandomANT DeckDeckPhineasPhineasPhineasPhineasBabarLittle (E!) E! NewsE Spec.E Spec.E! SpecialIce-CocoIce-CocoChelseaE! NewsChelseaIce-CocoIce-CocoChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) Audibles (N) (Live) Coll. Football LiveCollege Football USC at California. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N)

RacingNASCAR Now (N)

(CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N) (EWTN) Daily MassThe World Over (N) CrossingRosaryLife on the RockDefendWomen Daily MassWorld Over LiveOctavaSaintsSaintsEuch.Threshold of HopeLiving TheOriginalChoices

(FAM) (5:00) ››› “Grease” ›› “Mamma Mia!” (2008) Meryl Streep. The 700 ClubWhose?Whose?PaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidPaidMinisLifeJ. MeyerWorld (FSN) FootballWild NHL Hockey Edmonton Oilers at Minnesota Wild. Wild Due RoadsWorld Poker Tour:NHL Hockey: Oilers at Wild Due PaidPaidPaidProstatePaidLightPaidPaid

(FX) MotherMotherTwo Two Two Two SunnyLeagueSunnyLeagueLeagueSunnySunnyLeaguePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (GOLF) Golf Central Big Break IrelandBig Break IrelandLPGA Tour Golf Sime Darby Malaysia, First Round. From Malaysia. PGA Tour Golf McGladrey Classic, First Round. From Sea Island, Ga. Golf Central FehertyPlaying Lessons PGA Tour GolfGolf Central Golf Central (HGTV) HuntersHouseFirst Pla.First Pla.HouseHuntersSelling SellingHouseHuntersHouseHuntersSelling SellingHouseHuntersFirst Pla.First Pla.PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidClever (HIST) Ice Road TruckersSwamp PeopleSwamp PeopleHarvest (CC) IRT DeadliestSwamp PeopleSwamp People(:01) Harvest (CC) IRT DeadliestPaidProstateCashPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) Project RunwayProject RunwayProject Runway (N) (CC) TBA(:02) Dance MomsProject Runway(12:01) Project RunwayTBA(:03) Dance MomsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) iCarly (S) Sponge.FamilyMy WifeGeorgeGeorge’70s’70s’70s’70s’70s’70s’70s’70s’70s’70s’70s’70s’70s’70sMattersTBAMattersMatters (SPIKE) Jail (S) Jail (S) KingKingiMPACT Wrestling (N) (S) (CC)

MANMANKing of QueensGTTVMANMANEntouEntouWays PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) ›› “The Cave” (2005) Cole Hauser. ››› “Dawn of the Dead” (2004) Sarah Polley. › “Wes Craven Presents:They” (CC) “Dracula III: Legacy” (2005) (CC) “Bloodsuckers” (2005) Joe Lando. ZonePaidPaid (TBN)

GoodPottersBehindOsteenMinisHillsongPraise the Lord (CC) Holy EvidnceJeffreyWorldPraise the Lord (CC) Turning PointR. LuceWom (TBS) Family Guy (S) MLB on Deck (N) MLB Baseball National League Championship Series, Game 4:Teams TBA. (N) (S Live) (CC)

Inside MLB (N)

Conan The Office (CC) The Office (CC)

ConanSeinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC)

MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:30) › “Bwana Devil” (1952)

››› “Tom Sawyer” (1973, Musical) Johnnie Whitaker, Celeste Holm. (CC)

››› “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn” (1939) Mickey Rooney.

››› “A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court” (1949) Bing Crosby.

››› “The Prince and the Pauper” (1937) Errol Flynn. (CC) (DVS)

(:15) ››› “The Adventures of Mark Twain” (1944) Fredric March, Alexis Smith. (CC) (DVS) “The Heiress” (TLC) Hoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedUndercover BossSister Wives (CC) Hard EvidenceSister Wives (CC) Hoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid19 Kids-Count (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Southland (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) MADAdvenRegularProblemKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChilAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChilAqua SquidKing/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) FoodFoodFoodFoodTruck Truck

& Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Burn Notice “Square One” Law & Order: Special Victims Unit CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) “7 Seconds” (2005, Action) Wesley Snipes, Tamzin Outhwaite. (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (VS) WEC WrekCageUFC Live 6: Cruz vs. JohnsonNFL Turning PointNFL Turning PointTalkTalkNFL Turning PointSportsSportsPaidPaidPaidLightPaidPaidPaidProstate (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNewsStories30 RockScrubsScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkDeathDeathDharmaPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (5:15) “It’s Kind of a Funny Story” (S)

››› “The American” (2010) George Clooney.‘R’ The Big Year Bored to Death Hung (S) (CC) Real Sex (CC) Bored to Death MakeAmerica Enlightened (S) (12:05) ›› “Lone Hero” (2002) Lou Diamond Phillips. (:40) ››› “The American” (2010, Suspense) George Clooney. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Conchords

›› “Anything Else” (2003, RomanceComedy) Woody Allen.‘R’ (CC) (MAX) (5:15) ›› “Clash of the Titans” (CC)

›› “Knight and Day” (2010, Action) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Hatchet II” (2010) Kane Hodder. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Life on Top (S)

››› “Gladiator” (2000) Russell Crowe. A fugitive general becomes a gladiator in ancient Rome. (:35) ››› “Frenzy” (1972, Suspense) Jon Finch, Barry Foster.‘R’ (CC)

Femme Fatales ›› “The Saint” (1997, Suspense) Val Kilmer, Elisabeth Shue. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:25) › “Furry Vengeance” (2010)

›› “South of the Border” (2009) Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

“Even the Rain” (2010) Luis Tosar. Premiere.‘NR’ (:10) Gigolos (S) (:35) Gigolos (S) (:05) ›› “Piranha” (2010) Elisabeth Shue. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “The Girlfriend Experience” (2008) Sasha Grey.

“The Poet” (2007, Drama) Jonathan Scarfe.‘R’ (12:10) ››› “Billy Bathgate” (1991) Dustin Hoffman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Life Is Hot in Cracktown” (2009) Shannyn Sossamon.

“Girl With the Sex-Ray Eyes” (2007) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ››› “Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work” (2010) (S) ‘R’ Latino Film. (:25) “Infamy”

(:45) ›› “Islands in the Stream” (1977) George C. Scott.‘PG’ (CC) “AcrossTracks” (TMC) (5:00) “Necessary Roughness” (1991) ›› “Isolation” (2005, Horror) John Lynch.‘R’ (:40) › “Halloween II” (2009, Horror) Malcolm McDowell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Robert John Burke, Joe Mantegna. Premiere. (CC)

› “Dreamcatcher” (2003) Morgan Freeman, Thomas Jane. Four telepathic friends encounter malevolent aliens.

›› “Secret Window” (2004, Suspense) Johnny Depp, John Turturro. Backstory “Grave Shift” (AP) Shouldn’t Be AliveBite of DeadShouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveBite of DeadShouldn’t Be AliveBite of DeadShouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveBig CatBig Cat (BRAVO) “Proof of Life” ››› “Starship Troopers” (1997) ›› “Proof of Life” (2000, Suspense) Meg Ryan. ›› “Die Another Day” (2002) Pierce Brosnan, Halle Berry. MatchmPaidPaidPaidPaidFashionFashion

(CNBC) ReportTradingApocalypse 2012American GreedAmerican GreedMad MoneyAmerican GreedAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid

(CNN) OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperOutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperAnderson CooperPiers MorganBusiness TodayPiers MorganSaturday Morning (COM) 30 Rock30 RockTosh.0Tosh.0Work.South PkTosh.0Stand-SwardSouth PkChapChapKatt Williams Live (CC) Chris Rock: Never Scared (CC) ComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISC) Dual Survival (S) Man, Woman, WildMan, Woman, WildMan, Woman, WildMan, Woman, WildMan, Woman, WildMan, Woman, WildBeyond SurvivalPaidPaidPaidPaid PaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISN) Shake ItShake ItWizards of Waverly Place (N) JessieVampireGood Shake ItShake ItWizardsJessieWizardsWizardsFish ››› “Twitches” (2005) PhineasPhineasPhineasPhineasChugLittle

(E!) E! NewsSex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialThe FashionChelseaE! NewsChelseaThe FashionChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) NFL Kickoff (N) Coll. Football LiveCollege Football Hawaii at San Jose State. (N) (Live)

(ESPN2) Countdown NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Dollar General 300 Miles of Courage. (N) (Live)

SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) College FootballSportsCenterSportsCenter

MLS Soccer Real Salt Lake at Colorado Rapids. (N) (Live)

Baseball Tonight NFL Live (N) (CC) E:60 (N)

SportsCenter (N) (CC)

SportsCenter (CC) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Dollar General 300 Miles of Courage.

(EWTN) Daily MassLife on the RockCatholicRosaryGift of GodImageWomen Daily MassLife on the RockCatholicDefendPrayerChurchJoy MuSaintsVianney SpeaksOriginalLetter

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