Sarah Michelle Gellar is a ‘Ringer’ for twin in CW drama
By Jay Bobbin © Zap2itIf Sarah Michelle Gellar can’t get along with her newest co-star, she has no one but herself to blame.
And that’s quite literal, since the co-star is ... Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Forever cemented in television history as a vampire slayer named Buffy, the actress returns to series work by doing dual duty as twin sisters in plenty of trouble in the CW suspense series “Ringer,” premiering Tuesday, Sept. 13.
“They actually cloned me,” muses Gellar, who points out she’s actually playing more than two characters since each sister also poses as the other. Recovering alcoholic Bridget is a murder witness long estranged from wealthy, maritally troubled Siobhan. They seem to be getting their relationship back on track when Siobhan vanishes, prompting Bridget to assume her identity, which only raises the danger level for both.
The “Ringer” pilot episode has a number of scenes offering two Gellars for the price of one, since she shares the screen with herself — and a long, pivotal sequence on a speedboat shows her very clearly as both sisters simultaneously.That means extra work for Gellar, obviously, but she maintains it’s not as complicated as it might look.
“Technology has come a long way,“ she says.“At the end of ‘Buffy,’ I did play three characters, and it was just oldschool split-screen.There’s so much more that’s available now, between (computerized) face replacement and stopmotion cameras. During the pilot, we played with all of them to figure out what works best.
“Ultimately, what you find is that even though there is all this technology, you want the heart of the scene. And the heart of the scene is two people talking to each other. It actually moves fairly quickly, because you pare it down to its simplest form.You’re not trying to do these crazy camera moves. Right now, what we’re aiming for is two to three flashbacks per episode, and usually, they’re all me.”
Though there’s no question it’s Gellar’s show, several times over, “Ringer” gives her a strong supporting cast. Nestor Carbonell (“Lost”) plays an FBI agent trying to protect Bridget;
Ioan Gruffudd (“Horatio Hornblower”) is cast as Siobhan’s preoccupied husband, with Zoey Deutch — daughter of actress Lea Thompson (“Switched at Birth”) and filmmaker Howard Deutch — as Siobhan’s stepdaughter; and Kristoffer Polaha (“Life Unexpected”) portrays Siobhan’s lover, who happens to be the spouse of her best friend (Tara Summers).
Exactly what they’ll all mean to Bridget and Siobhan, and potentially to one another as well, going forward is being kept under wraps for as long as the show’s makers can manage it. Executive producer Pam Veasey confirms, “Everybody has such secrets when we create them, we don’t want to give them away so soon.”
Something that isn’t a secret: “Ringer”was developed for The CW’s sister network CBS, but last-minute decisions just before the fall schedules were set landed the show at its eventual destination.
“It’s a terrible process, what you go through at pilot
season,” Gellar says.“There’s maybe four to six weeks between when you turn (the show) in and when you get that phone call to get on the plane to New York (for the official network announcement).”
According to Gellar, CBS president and CEO Leslie Moonves suggested moving “Ringer” to The CW, which Gellar claims “took a little weight off my shoulders, because essentially a good half of the people at The CW are the same people I worked with at The WB (during ‘Buffy’). I’ve been a mom for two years, and I didn’t even have a nanny. All of a sudden, I was leaving, and to have people who understood me and would work around that was something I was so grateful for.”
Indeed, Gellar is now a parent of daughter Charlotte Grace with husband Freddie Prinze Jr., and the Daytime Emmy winner’s television comeback also includes another stop.The airdate of her appearance was uncertain at this writing, but before the se-
rial leaves ABC’s afternoon lineup Friday, Sept. 23, Gellar will make a brief return to “All My Children.”
“When I heard that the show was canceled, I didn’t understand,“ Gellar says of the drama that since has gotten a reprieve with a deal for it to continue online.“It just didn’t make sense to me. I called the casting director who has been there since I was there and said, ‘I want to do something.’ I don’t want to be Kendall (the part Gellar originated, now played by Alicia Minshew), but I just wanted to be a part of it.”
Knowing what she wants also extends to Gellar returning to series television in “Ringer” specifically.“When picking a show, I took into consideration who my fans are,” she notes.“Let’s be honest: With ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer,’ we were a midseason replacement based on a failed movie. If it wasn’t for the outpouring of fans, and the journalists supporting us, we would have been canceled after four episodes.
“As an actor, sure, you want to stretch and you want to do different things ... but I think it’s also our job to think about who our fans are and what they want to see. Ultimately, that’s why we do it. I do it to entertain the people who want to watch what I do.”
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(:35) ››› “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” (2010) Michael Cera. (S) ‘PG-13’
›› “Letters to Juliet” (2010, Drama) Amanda Seyfried. iTV. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
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››› “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines” (2003) Arnold Schwarzenegger. “My Soul” (SHOW) (5:35) “Raising Genius” (2004) ‘R’ Inside the NFL (iTV) (S) (CC) Inside NASCAR ›› “Drones” (2010) Jonathan M. Woodward.‘R’(CC) (:15) ›› “Fanboys” (2008, Comedy) Sam Huntington. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
SUNDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 11, 2011
KAWE Malt Shop Memories: The Concert America Remembers -- 9/11 (N) (S) Great Performances “A Concert for New York” (N) (CC)
Are You Served? McLaughlin Frontline “Faith and Doubt at Ground Zero” Sept. 11’s spiritual emergence. (Off Air)
Barbra Streisand: One Night Only at the VillageVanguard David Garrett: RockMalt Shop Memories:The Concert Music of the late 1950s and early 1960s.
Barbra Streisand:
(AP) Hillbilly Handfishin’Hillbilly Handfishin’Hillbilly Handfishin’Hillbilly Handfishin’Hillbilly Handfishin’Hillbilly Handfishin’Hillbilly Handfishin’Hillbilly Handfishin’Hillbilly Handfishin’Hillbilly Handfishin’Hillbilly Handfishin’OranguEden (BRAVO) Real HousewivesHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/NJReal HousewivesHousewives/NJRachel Zoe ProjectMatchmakerPaid PaidPaidPaidHousewives/NYC
(CNBC) DiabetesWall St.MillionsMillionsAmerican GreedCNBC Titans60 Minutes onAmerican GreedMob Money:PaidPaidAmerican GreedWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N)
(CNN) CNN NewsroomCNN PresentsBeyond BraveryCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganBusiness TodayAM: Wake Up CallAmerican Morning (COM) ›› “Employee of the Month” (2006) (CC) › “Scary Movie 2” (2001) (CC) Tosh.0Fturama ›› “Balls of Fury” (2007) Dan Fogler. South PkNick Kroll: CoolFturamaComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid
(DISC) Wild Pacific (CC) Curiosity (N) (CC)
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(ESPN) SportsCenter (N) MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at New York Mets. (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) College FootballH-Lite SportsCenter
(ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) Basketball FIBA Americas Tournament, Gold-Medal Game. (N) (Live)
SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Basketball FIBA Americas Tournament, Third-Place Game. (N Same-day Tape) Beach SoccerE:60 (N) College Football Teams ToBe Announced. (Taped) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N)
(EWTN) Sunday NightLiving TheChesterRosaryRoundtableSaintsBookSunday MassLitanyBen.Sunday NightLet LoveHeavensScandalEWTNBookTwelveOriginalCrossing
(FAM) “The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement” ›› “Sweet Home Alabama” (2002) Josh Lucas OsteenEd Zola PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMinisLifeJ.MeyerLove
(FSN) WNBA BasketballWorld Poker Tour:World Poker Tour:StockHorse.LOKARMotorWorld Poker Tour:Barclays PremierFootballDue Boys in BaseballMLB Baseball: Twins at Tigers Boys in Baseball
(FX) “X-Men: Last” ›› “X-Men Origins:Wolverine” (2009, Action) ›› “X-Men Origins:Wolverine” (2009, Action) Rescue MePaidPaidPaidCashPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (GOLF) FehertyGolf in America LPGA Tour Golf Walmart NW Arkansas Championship, Final Round. From Rogers, Ark. Golf Central Morning Drive FehertyFehertyUltimate MatchesGary McCord
Central Golf Central (HGTV) Cash, Cash, Holmes InspectionHandymanHouseHuntersDesign Star (CC) HandymanHouseHuntersDesign Star (CC) Holmes InspectionPaidPaidMomsSPaidPaidBeyond (HIST) 9/11:The
(SPIKE) AuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionBar Rescue (N) (S) Bar Rescue (S) ›› “Behind Enemy Lines” (2001) Owen Wilson. EntouEntouWays PaidShark Vacuum (S) PaidPaidPaid (SYFY) (5:00) “Alice” ››› “The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian” (2008) ››› “Merlin” (1998) Sam Neill. (CC) ››› “Merlin” (1998) Sam Neill. (CC) “Merlin and the War of the Dragons”ZoneZonePaidPaid (TBN) LeadingHayfordOsteenK. ShookCopeChangThe Heroes ofCross and TowersDay of MiraclesHeroes AmongNational Cathedral PrayerVisionHeritageIsrael: TimeHoughWom (TBS) (5:00) ›› “Miss Congeniality” (CC)
›› “Legally Blonde” (2001) Reese Witherspoon. (:45) ›› “Legally Blonde” (2001) Reese Witherspoon, Luke Wilson. (:45) ›› “The Women” (2008, Comedy-Drama) Meg Ryan, Annette Bening, Eva Mendes. (CC) (:15) ››› “Unfaithful” (2002, Drama) Richard Gere, Diane Lane. A housewife has an affair with a charming stranger.
MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ›››› “On the Town” ›››› “Casablanca” (1942, Drama) Humphrey Bogart. (CC) (DVS)
››› “Mister Roberts” (1955, Comedy) Henry Fonda, Jack Lemmon. (CC) (:15) ›› “All the Young Men” (1960, War) Alan Ladd, Sidney Poitier.
›››› “Red River” (1948, Western) John Wayne, Montgomery Clift. (CC) (:15) ››› “She Wore a Yellow Ribbon” (1949) John Wayne. (CC) (DVS) ›› “Son of the Gods” (1930) (TLC) CakeCakeHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedSmallest ManHoard-BuriedSmallest ManHoard-BuriedCakeCakePaidPaidPaidMomsSPaidPaidJon & Kate Plus 8 (TNT) (5:15) ››› “The Terminal” (2004) ››› “Forrest Gump” (1994, Drama) Tom Hanks. (CC) ››› “Forrest Gump” (1994, Drama) Tom Hanks. (CC) ›› “A Perfect Murder” (1998) (CC) Law & Order (S) Angel (S) (CC)
(TOON) “Witch Mount”GumballLooneyDelocateChilKing-HillFam GuyFam
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›› “Veronica Guerin” (2003) (CC) ›› “Saved!” (2004) Jena Malone. PaidJ. Meyer
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(:05) ›› “A Perfect Getaway” (2009) Steve Zahn.‘R’ Fantastic Mr. (MAX) (5:20) › “My Soul to Take” (2010) ‘R’
(:15) ›› “Due Date” (2010, Comedy) Robert Downey Jr. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Bad Boys II” (2003) Martin Lawrence.Two detectives battle a drug kingpin in Miami.‘R’ (CC) Chemistry (S) Chemistry (S) Chemistry (S) Skin to the Max › “Firetrap” (2000) Dean Cain, Mel Harris. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ››› “The Hot Rock” (1972, Comedy) Robert Redford.‘GP’ (CC) (4:50) ››› “An American Tail” ‘G’ (SHOW) (5:15) ››› “The Tillman Story” ‘R’ Dexter “In the Beginning” (iTV) (S)
“Rebirth” (2011) The lives of five people evolve in the years after 9/11.‘NR’
The Love We Make (iTV) ›› “Letters to Juliet” (2010) Amanda Seyfried.‘PG’ Russell Peters: Green Card (:15) › “Next Day Air” (2009) Donald Faison.‘R’ (:40) ›› “Fanboys” (2008) Sam Huntington.‘PG-13’ (CC) (:10) ›› “Marigold” (2007) (CC) (TMC) (5:30) “Adventures of Power” (2008)
›› “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” (2009) Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (2010, Romance) Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Deadline” (2009, Suspense) Brittany Murphy.‘R’ ›› “Stealing Time” (2001) Peter Facinelli.‘R’ (CC)
(:40) ›› “Tenure” (2009) Luke Wilson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:10) ›› “(Untitled)” (2009, RomanceComedy) Adam Goldberg. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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KTCA WorldFetch!ArthurWild CuriousCat in SuperDinosaurSesame StreetSidWordWrCliffordZoboomSuperSidDinosaurCat in CuriousElectricMarthaArthurWild WordGirl
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M PaidPaidPaidPaidRENO DailyColbert“American Pie Presents”DailyColbert(:45) › “Bachelor Party Vegas” (2005) RENO FturamaSouth PkTosh.0ScrubsScrubs40 Year
T › “Bachelor Party Vegas” (2005) (CC) (:45) ››› “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” (2005) (CC) RENO FturamaSouth PkTosh.0ScrubsScrubs
F TankedTankedTanked (BRAVO) Varied Programs (CNBC) (5:00) Squawk BoxSquawk on the StreetThe CallStrategyMoneyPower LunchStreet SignsClosing BellClosing BellFast VariedMad Money (CNN) (5:00) American MorningCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomThe Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (COM)
W › “Strange Wilderness” (2008) (CC) EntouDailyColbert ›› “The Slammin’ Salmon” (2009)
TH
›› “The Slammin’ Salmon” (2009) › “Corky Romano” (2001) (CC)
F ›› “The Original Kings of Comedy” › “Disaster Movie” (2008) (CC) ComedyFturamaSouth PkTosh.0ScrubsScrubs (DISC) PaidRobisonJ. MeyerPaidVaried ProgramsBiker Build-OffAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperCash Cash Cash Cash (DISN)
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M SportSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterNFL PrimeTimeNFL LiveAroundPardonMonday Night Countdown
T ReportFootballNFL LiveAroundPardonSportsCenter
W SportsCenterSportsCenter SportsCenter TH
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M (5:00) Mike and Mike in the MorningESPN First TakeESPN First TakeReportSportNASCAR NowNumbersLe BaJ. RomeSportsNationSportsCenter
T ESPN First TakeSportsCenterNASCARAroundPardon
W NFLNASCAR Now TH Chase
F NASCAR Racing (EWTN)
M ChapletRosaryDaily MassSunday NightWorld Over LiveWomen Holy Daily MassLiving TheEWTNFaithMercyRosaryBig AlFamilyTruth inCatholicSaintsLet Love
T The Journey HomeAngelica LiveRoundtableThreshold of HopeAngelsCatholicVaticanoChoices
W Threshold of HopeMotherMemoiral Mass Pietro SambiCrossVirtueCatholicAniBookDana
TH EWTN LiveCatholic EWTNDaily MassSaintsMaryThe Journey HomeHeroesKnightsWas Bedrock
F Life on the RockChesterGates-HeavenBen.StationsRosaryDivineHeavensChurch (FAM) Boy Boy What What Ground700 ClubThe 700 ClubFull Hse.Full Hse.StandingStill Stnd8 Rules8 RulesMy WifeMy Wife’70s’70s70s 70s Varied Programs (FSN)
M PaidPaidRoadsTwins The Dan Patrick Show50 Greatest TwinsMLB Baseball:Twins at TigersDan PatrickTEVA GamesLOKARMotorWorld Poker Tour:
T FlightlineWildMinnesota Twins ’11PregameUEFA Champions League SoccerDan PatrickWildJackrab
W UEFATwins PrepVikingsMLB Baseball:Twins at RoyalsPrepTwins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals.
TH Jerry KillUEFA Champions League SoccerDan PatrickUEFAGolf LifeThe I7Horse.TEVA Games
F Due WildWoodsDue HunterOutdoorBowhunWhitetailWorld Poker Tour:FootballFootballAction Sports (FX)
M ›› “Alvin and the Chipmunks”“Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa” (2008) ›› “Monsters vs. Aliens” (2009) ›› “X-Men:The Last Stand” (2006) ››› “Walk the Line” (2005, Biography) Joaquin Phoenix. MotherMother
T ››› “Walk the Line” (2005, Biography) Joaquin Phoenix. ›› “The X-Files: I Want to Believe” (2008) ›› “Hollywood Homicide” (2003) Josh Hartnett Two Two MotherMotherMotherMotherTwo Two
W SmarterSmarter ›› “The X-Files: I Want to Believe” (2008) ›› “Hollywood Homicide” (2003) Josh Hartnett ›› “Six Days, Seven Nights” (1998) ››› “Iron Man” (2008, Action) Robert Downey Jr. MotherMother
TH ›› “Six Days, Seven Nights” (1998) ››› “Rocky Balboa” (2006, Drama) ›› “Rounders” (1998, Drama) Matt Damon. ›› “21” (2008) Jim Sturgess, Kevin Spacey. › “What Happens in Vegas” (2008)
F ›› “Rounders” (1998, Drama) Matt Damon. ›› “21” (2008) Jim Sturgess, Kevin Spacey. ››› “Black Hawk Down” (2001, War) Josh Hartnett. MotherMotherMotherMotherTwo Two Two Two (GOLF) Morning DriveVariedMorning DriveVaried ProgramsPaidPaidVaried ProgramsCentralVaried (HGTV)
M Ext LivHouseKitchenKitchenBathBathMy First First Pla.First Pla.To SellHouseHuntersIncomeIncomeIncomeIncomeIncomeIncomeIncomeIncomeIncomeIncomeIncomeIncome
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W SpacesHiddenCashCashCash, Cash, SoldSoldSoldSecretsAntonioDivineDivineDesignCandiceDesignDesignSoldSoldFirst Pla.First Pla.
TH DreamHouseWallsWallsHolmes on HomesReal EstReal EstUnsellaDesignDesignDesignDesignDearDearBuckBuckBlockBlockPropertyProperty
M The Real WestAncient Discovr.Ancient Discovr.Ancient Discovr.Ancient Discovr.Ancient Discovr.American PickersAncient Discovr.Ancient Discovr.Ancient Discovr.Ancient Discovr.Ancient Discovr.
T Civil War JournalEinsteinNature’s Fury: Killer HurricaneModern MarvelsModern MarvelsEinsteinNature’s Fury: Killer HurricaneModern Marvels
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W Modern MarvelsThe Dark AgesThe Real Robin HoodAncients-BadlyAncients-BadlyThe Dark AgesThe Real Robin HoodAncients-Badly
TH The MostUFO FilesMysteryQuestMysteryQuestMysteryQuestMysteryQuestNostradamusUFO FilesMysteryQuestMysteryQuestMysteryQuestMysteryQuest
F Save Our HistoryModern MarvelsRogue WavesMegaquake
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M The Balancing ActRebaRebaWillWillWillWillChrisChrisMotherMotherDesp.-WivesGrey’s AnatomyMedicalMedicalCold Case FilesCold Case FilesUnsolved Mystery T
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TH BalanceSpaces Project RunwayProject RunwayProject RunwayProject Runway
F MedicalMedicalCold Case FilesCold Case FilesUnsolved Mystery (NICK) Max, Max, UmiUmiBubbleDora...Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Varied ProgramsiCarlyiCarlyVictoVictoBig TimeBig TimeSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.iCarlyiCarly
M PaidPaidPaidPaidCSI: NYCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime Scene Investigation1,000 Ways to DieWays Ways
T CSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneAuctionAuctionAuctionAuction
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W Knockout SportDeadliest WarriorDeadliest WarriorDeadliest WarriorDeadliest WarriorDeadliest Warrior
TH CSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneJailJailJailJailJailJailJailJail
M PaidPaidZoneParanormal Wi. ›› “Joshua” (2007, Suspense) Sam Rockwell. ›› “Powder” (1995, Drama) Mary Steenburgen. ››› “The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian” (2008) “League-Gentle.”
T ZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneStargate SG-1Star Trek: NextMad
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F VacuumGangland(:07) Gangland(:13) Gangland(:20) Gangland(:26) Gangland(:33) Gangland(:39) Gangland(3:46) Gangland(4:53) Gangland (SYFY)
TH Connor ChroniclesConnor ChroniclesConnor ChroniclesConnor ChroniclesConnor ChroniclesConnor ChroniclesConnor ChroniclesConnor ChroniclesParanormal Wi.Star Trek:Next
M MinisK. ShookSup.J. MeyerChangJ. HageeRod P.Y’r DayCopeProphetGoodEducaBehindJewishRobisonHickeyThe 700 ClubJ. HageeNot a Praise the Lord
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F Dupl’tisBest of Praise The LordP. Stone (TBS)
M Home ImHome ImSaved/Saved/Yes Yes PrincePrincePrincePaynePayneBrownsAmer.EarlRayRayJimRayFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsKingKing
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M SonGods(:45) ›› “Passion Flower”(:15) “Three Who Loved” › “Manhattan Parade”“Winner Take All”(:15) ››› “Union Depot” › “The Expert”(:45) “A Man’s Castle” (1933) “Love, Honor”(:15) “Bad Boy”
T Merton“Dance, Charlie, Dance”“Angel-Texas”(:15) ›› “Three Sailors and a Girl”“The Man Who Came to Dinner” (1941) ›››› “You Can’t Take It With You”(:15) “GeorgeWashington Slept Here” ›› “Act One”
W “Top Secret Aff.”(:15) ››› “The Actress” (1953) (CC) ›››› “Friendly Persuasion” (1956) (CC) ›› “Tall Story” (1960) (CC) Playing(:45) ›› “The Burning Hills” (1957) “The Girl He Left Behind”“Golden Arrow”
TH Piccad“Three Girls About Town”(:15) “You’ll Never Get Rich”(:45) ›› “The Sky’s the Limit” (1943) ›› “Janie” (1944) (CC) (:15) ›› “Pan-Americana”(:45) ››› “Road to Utopia” (1945) ›› “Janie Gets Married”
F (5:45) “Dark Passage” (1947) (:45) ››› “Key Largo” (1948) ›› “Bright Leaf” (1950) Gary Cooper. ›› “The Cobweb” (1955) (CC) (:45) ››› “Sex and the Single Girl”(:45) ›››› “Harper” (1966) Paul Newman. (TLC) 19 Kids19 KidsBabyBabyBabyBaby’s Varied ProgramsSay YesSayYesWhat Not to WearBabyBabyBaby’s MultiplesNot VariedSay YesSayYesVaried ProgramsLA InkVaried (TNT) AngelCharmedCharmedSupernaturalSupernaturalLas VegasLas VegasCold CaseThe CloserLaw & OrderLaw & OrderLaw & Order (TOON) BakuganBeyPokéSidekickJohnnyJohnnyGarfieldGarfieldScoobyScoobyLooney TunesJerryVariedGarfield2 DogsJohnnySidekickAlmostAdvenRegularVaried ProgramsJohnny (TRAV) PaidKitchenPaidPaid$40/Day$40/DayVaried ProgramsFood Food No ReservationBizarre FoodsFoodFoodVaried ProgramsNo ReservationVaried Programs (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidIn Session Varied ProgramsCopsCops (TVLAND) PaidPaidAllFamSanfordJeff’sonsGoodJeannieJeannieAllFamSanfordBonanzaBonanzaBonanzaBonanzaBonanzaGoodJeff’sonsSanfordSanford
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M OutdoorClassicTred BuckWalleye3 Gun CamoOutdoorOutAnglerAmeriBackSeasonsOutdoorOutdoorHunterAdvenTo Be AnnouncedMovie
T OutdoorHunterGun ItElk FeKB Outd.BattleInvadersFishingBillDFishingWhitetailBlue ColLoveOutdoor OutdoorTred AdvenGoin’In-Dew TourKingAdven
W ParkerOutdoorCharlieFishingBassFLW OutdoorsHunterHuntingOutdoorCamoOutdoor ChallengeBillDFishingCharlieSalty WalleyeMotorsports HourFormula Motorsports Hour
TH Huntin’OutdoorDangerGun ItWildWhitetailRetrieverWhitetailPrimalBuckOutDobbsOutsideHunterOutdoorElk FeGoin’BrownWhitetailAdvenAdven
F OutsideDeer WhitetailBuckCamoGuns3 Gun AmmoWhitetailBucksOutdoorHunterGun ItDangerBerettaSkiesBrownWhitetailHuntingWinchAlaskaWildWhitetail (WGN-A) ChangCopeHillbilliesHillbilliesMatlockMatlockHeat of the NightHeat of the NightMidday NewsWalker, RangerWalker, RangerJeannieBe CheersCheersDharmaDharma
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W Espiritu(:45) ››› “Megamind” (2010) (S) “Cats & Dogs: Kitty Galore”24/7 ›› “Death Defying Acts”(:15) ›› “Lottery Ticket” (2010) (S) › “Yogi Bear” (2010) (S) › “Vampires Suck” (2010) › “Just Married”
TH (5:45) ››› “Solaris” (S) “His Way” (2011) (S) (CC) “The Sunset Limited” (2011) ›› “Four Christmases” (S) “The Cutting Edge” ››› “Invictus” (2009) (S) (CC) Ring Life24/7 › “Leap Year”
F “The Tale of Despereaux” ›› “Nanny McPhee Returns” (2010) “War Games”Face Off ››› “Catfish” (2010) (S) › “Jonah Hex” (2010) (S) (:45) ››› “Something’s Gotta Give” (2003) (S) Hard Knocks (MAX)
M “Don’t Tell Mom-Babysitter” ››› “Men in Black” (S) (:40) ›› “Judge Dredd” (S) “George A. Romero’s Land”(12:50) ›› “Due Date” (S) › “What a Girl Wants” (S) (:15) ›› “The A-Team” (2010) (S)
T (:05) ›› “Pure Luck” (S) (:45) ›› “Knight and Day” (2010) (S) (:35) ››› “Catch Me if You Can” (2002) (S) › “Half Past Dead” (2002) “Malibu’s Most Wanted” (S) (:15) ››› “Up in the Air” (2009) (S) “Knight and Day”
W “Adventures-Rck”(:05) ›› “The Wolfman” (2010) (S) (8:50) ›› “Due Date” (S) ›› “Turk 182!” (1985) (S) (:05) ›› “The Losers” (S) (:45) › “The Skulls” (2000) (S) (CC) (:35) ››› “Big Stan” (2007) (S) (CC) Book of
TH “Guide-Married” ››› “Independence Day” (1996) Will Smith. › “Couples Retreat” (2009) (S) (CC) ›› “National Security” (S) ›› “Green Zone” (2010) (S) (CC) ›› “Can’t Hardly Wait” (S) (:15) “Splice” (S)
M (5:10) “Marigold”(:05) › “Push” (2009) Chris Evans. “Rebirth” (2011) iTV. (S) (CC) (:45) “The Locksmith” (2010) (:20) ››› “Ed Wood” (1994) iTV. (S) ››› “Paris, Texas” (1984) iTV. (S) (CC) › “Push” (2009)
T (5:30) ›› “1918”(:05) “First Circle” (2010) iTV. (:20) “The Good Life” (2007) “Thirst” (2008, Drama) iTV. “Rock Slyde” (2009) iTV. (S) ›› “Trucker” (2008) (:35) “Noble Things” (2008) (:15) ››› “The Hurt Locker” (2008)
F ›› “Jingle All the Way” ››› “Dick Tracy” (1990) (:15) ›› “The A-Team” (2010) Liam Neeson. (S) ››› “Deceived” (1991) (S) (CC) (:20) ›› “Chaos Factor”(:15) ››› “Whip It” (2009) (S) (CC) “The Transporter” (SHOW)
W “Jefferson-Paris”“Raising Genius” (2004) (CC) › “Play the Game” (2008) iTV. (S) “Hurricane Season” (2009) iTV. (S) Tom Arnold: Story(:25) ›› “Spooner” (2009) “The Haunting”(:45) ›› “Drones” (2010)
TH BrdrRa(:25) ›› “The Switch” (CC) (:10) ›› “Gross Anatomy” (1989) ›› “Fanboys” (2008) (CC) “Fatal Secrets” (2009) (CC) ›› “Accidents Happen”(:35) “Glorious 39” (2009) iTV. (:45) ›› “The Switch” (CC)
M (5:50) “Grey Gardens” (1975) › “Shadow of Fear” (2004) “Air Bud: Golden Receiver”“First Born” (2007) (:10) ›› “Flawless” (2007) (S) (CC) “Blessed & Cursed” (2010) (S) (CC) (3:50) “Multiple Sarcasms”Holy Roll
T “Shipwrecked” (S) (:15) “The Gold Retrievers”(:45) ›› “Wild Target” (2010) (S) (CC) ››› “Last Orders” (2001) (S) (CC) ›› “Remember Me” (2010) (S) (CC) ››› “Outsourced” (2006) (:15) “Double Identity” (2010) (S) (CC)
W Benji › “Krippendorf’sTribe”(:10) “A Shine of Rainbows” (2009) (S) ›› “Newsies” (1992) Christian Bale. Filmmkr ›› “The Dry Land” (2010) (:15) ››› “Irresistible” (2006) (S) “The Freebie” (2010) (S) Cairo Ti
F “Before and After”(6:55) “Noble Things” (2008) (:35) “The Locksmith” (2010) (:05) ››› “Looking for Eric” (2009) (:05) › “Push” (2009) Chris Evans. ›› “Trucker” (2008) (:45) ›› “Finding Amanda” (2008) Talihina (TMC)
TH “American Bandits”(:20) “Saving God” (2008) (S) “Dear Lemon Lima” (2009) ›› “Flawless” (2007) Michael Caine. “American Bandits”(1:50) ›› “Holy Rollers” (S) (:20) ›› “Smile” (2005) (S) (:10) “Skin” (2008)
F “Space Buddies”(:15) › “Motherhood” (2009) (:45) “First Born” (2007, Suspense) ›› “Paradise” (1991) Melanie Griffith. ›› “Crazy Jones” (2000) “Dirty Dancing”(:45) “Fade to Black” (2006) (S) (CC) SpyHard
IN FOCUS
“The Space Between,” www.spacebetweenmovie. com
USA Network acquired this independent film and will air it Sunday, on the 10th anniversary of the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks.Written and directed by actor Travis Fine, it tells the story of a flight attendant (Melissa Leo) grounded in Texas on Sept. 11, who decides to drive an unaccompanied minor, an Arab-American boy (Anthony Keyvan), back to New York, where his father worked in the World Trade Center. The official site features a flying-throughthe clouds motif.
“The challenges are extreme by nature,” Richman says. “It wouldn’t make sense having a challenge with people eating four apples. ... I don’t condone eating this way on a day-to-day basis. But travel allows us to experience things we wouldn’t otherwise – an indulgence that allows us to go further. (Right about now he transitions seamlessly to a stationary bicycle.) And honestly, the challenges are just a blast.”
Too true. But Richman is good natured about the show and proud of its true point.
“What’s really great is that we travel to places that have never been associated with a bevy of culinary delights, and we show that they really can stand toe to toe to destinations that are known for their culinary prowess.”
• What are you reading right now?
“I am reading a couple things at once: ‘The Last of the Mohicans,’ Tucker Max’s ‘I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell,’ and two graphic novels: ‘Scalped’ by Jason Aaron and ‘Transmetropolitan’ by Warren Ellis. Oh, and ‘DMZ’ (another graphic novel). ‘I Hope’ is on my iPad for the airport, and when I’m on the plane and they make me turn off my electronic devices, I pick up the graphic novel. On set I read ‘Last of the Mohicans’ on my iPhone.”
• What did you have for dinner last night?
Adam Richman wants you to know he is perfectly fine. The star of “Man vs. Food Nation,” airing Wednesdays on Travel Channel, is a little sensitive about his health when asked, taking great exception when reporters wonder how he avoids having a cardiologist on speed dial. After all, week after week, we see him chow down on great gobs of delicious gunk – and not much of it looks healthy. But he doesn’t find his mortality even slightly amusing.
“People are very cavalier about it,” says Richman while atop an elliptical machine in a Rochester, N.Y., hotel gym. (He had just finished filming a NASCARrelated episode in Watkins Glen.) Of course, the rest of us should find that rather funny, when his show tends to glorify eating all sorts of calorific foods in some very entertaining time challenges. Somebody somewhere probably has to sign a waiver.
IN FOCUS
“Rebirth,” projectrebirth. org
On Sunday, Showtime airs this independent documentary, which premiered at the Sundance Film Festival and was released theatrically in August, chronicling the lives of five people directly affected by the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center in New York.The home page of Project Rebirth not only talks about the film but also outlines the larger efforts of the organization to help communities deal with disaster and traumatic loss.
“I had a grilled salmon salad. That’s it. I actually keep it light during filming.”
• What is your next project?
“I have another book in the works that I hope to publish next year. And Travel and I are working on a new pilot.”
• What was your last trip (where and why)?
“The last true vacation was to Asia – Japan, Thailand and Singapore. I always had a deep, deep fascination with the Far East, a profound love of its history, its culture, food, uniqueness – and I didn’t know when I would get the chance to go. I had friends living there and thought ‘There’s my chance.’ That was the end of last year and the beginning of this year. I spent New Year’s in Hiroshima.”
WEB LINKS SOLUTION
“Football Night in America” returns on Sunday, so get out the chips and dip and pop the top on a cold one ... and fire up the laptop to visit nbcsports.msnbc.com/ id/25907471/
Check into gastronomic delights on Monday with Food Network’s “The Best
“Ringer,” www.cwtv.com/ shows/ringer
Premiering Tuesday, the CW drama stars “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” lead Sarah Michelle Gellar as a down-on-her-luck woman who witnesses a murder, goes on the run, and then hides out by assuming the life of her wealthy identical twin — whose picture-perfect existence turns out to be not so perfect. The home page offers plenty of video clips, background info, social media links and coverage from the “Ringer” presentation at Comic-Con in San Diego.
“America’s
Got Talent,”
www.nbc.com/americas-gottalent/
On Wednesday, the sixth cycle of the talent competition show comes to a close with the announcement of the winner, who wins $1 million and a spot as headliner of a Las Vegas show.The official home page is chockablock with clips, an episode guide and photos. So if you haven’t yet made up your mind and need some reminders — or just want to indulge in nostalgia about acts you loved that fell off along the way — you should find plenty here.
Thing I Ever Ate.” Get info, top recipes and videos at www.foodnetwork.com/ the-best-thing-i-ever-ate/ index.html
The CW returns to another season in swanky Beverly Hills, Calif., with the fourthseason premiere of “90210” on Tuesday. Get caught up at www.cwtv.com/ shows/90210
You may have been parenting all summer, but the chance to laugh at, cry with and relate to some TV moms and dads returns with “Parenthood”Tuesday on NBC. Click on www.nbc. com/parenthood/
On Wednesday,celebrities go head to head with people who purport to “hate” them, in the premiere of
The CW’s “H8R” with host Mario Lopez. Learn more at www.cwtv.com/shows/h8r
“Up All Night” premieres Wednesday on NBC, following the comedic ups and downs of new parents. Change the baby’s diaper so you have time to click on www.nbc.com/up-allnight/
MONDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 12, 2011
Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire, Burgess Meredith. (CC) ››› “Rocky II” (1979, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire, Burgess Meredith. (CC)
“Rocky” (1976, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire, Burgess Meredith. (CC)
(1979, Drama)
Stallone, Talia Shire, Burgess Meredith. (CC) Paid Program Paid Program (AP) Killer OutbreaksKiller OutbreaksKiller OutbreaksMy First KillKiller OutbreaksKiller OutbreaksMy First KillKiller OutbreaksKiller OutbreaksKiller OutbreaksMy First KillOranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/NJReal HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesHousewives/NJReal HousewivesReal HousewivesMost EligibleHappensHappensPaidPaidPaidPaidFlipping Out (CC) (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportBiogr/CNBCBig Mac: InsideAmerican GreedMad MoneyBiogr/CNBCBig Mac: InsidePaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) John King, USA (N) Anderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperJohn King, USAPiers MorganAnderson CooperJohn King, USAPiers MorganBusiness TodayAM:Wake Up CallAmerican Morning (COM) (5:45) ››› “The 40-Year-Old Virgin”SunnySunnySunnySunnyDailyColbertThe Comedy Central RoastTosh.0DailyColbertTosh.0FturamaMartinComedyPaid PaidPaidPaid
(DISC) American ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperBrothersBrothersAmerican ChopperBrothersBrothersAmerican ChopperBiker Build-Off (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(DISN) Shake ItWizardsGood “Snow White”RandomGood WizardsWizardsWizardsWizardsHannahHannahDeckDeckShake ItFish PiratesMickeyTimmyJungleMannyLittle
(E!) E! NewsSex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialFashionThe ChelseaE! NewsChelseaThe The ChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(ESPN) NFL Football New England Patriots at Miami Dolphins. (Live) (:15) NFL Football Oakland Raiders at Denver Broncos. (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) NFL PrimeTime (N) H-Lite SportsCenter (CC) SportsCenter
(ESPN2) Interruption 2011 World Series of Poker 2011 World Series of Poker Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) Football Live NFL Presents College Football BYU at Texas. College Football Teams ToBe Announced. Mike and Mike in the Morning (N)
(EWTN) Daily MassThe Journey HomeSigns/RosaryWorld Over LiveVaticanoWomen Daily MassThe Journey HomeAngelica LiveLet LoveHeritageSaintsAngelsDanaAdvenOriginalHistory
(FAM) The Lying GameThe Lying Game“Cyberbully” (2011) Emily Osment. The 700 ClubWhose?Whose?PaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidPaidMinisLifeJ. MeyerDrenda (FSN) JayBoys in Minnesota Twins ’11English Premier League SoccerJayThe Car Show (N) Dan PatrickPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (FX) Two Two ››› “The Incredible Hulk” (2008, Action) Edward Norton. ››› “The Incredible Hulk” (2008, Action) Edward Norton. PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(GOLF) The Golf Fix (N) (Live) Bobby Jones’Year to Remember Golf Now (N) Top 10The Golf FixGolf Central Learning Center Golf NowTop 10The Golf FixGolf Central
Central (HGTV) HuntersHouseHouseHuntersDesign Star (N) ShowhouseHouseHuntersDesign Star (CC) ShowhouseHouseHuntersHouseHuntersPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidHammer (HIST) American PickersPawnPawnAmerican PickersPawnPawnTop Shot (CC) PawnPawnAmerican
(SPIKE) Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways MANMANUnsolved MysteryPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “League-Gentle.”Eureka (N) (CC) Warehouse 13 (N) Alphas (N) Eureka (S) (CC) Warehouse 13 (S) AlphasHavenBeing HumanPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) CameronPottersBehindChironnaFranklinDupl’tisDodger Stadium CrusadeOsteenP. StoneFirst ChangPraise the Lord (CC) HistoryFacingDianneWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S)
Conan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC)
Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ›› “The Ice Harvest” (2005) John Cusack, Billy Bob Thornton. MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) ›› “Bad Boy” (1949) (CC)
››› “Don’t Bother to Knock” (1952) Premiere. ››› “Niagara” (1953, Suspense) Marilyn Monroe, Joseph Cotten. (CC)
››› “The Prince and the Showgirl” (1957, Comedy) Marilyn Monroe.
››› “The Misfits” (1961, Western) Clark Gable, Marilyn Monroe. (CC) (:45) ›› “Clash by Night” (1952, Drama) Barbara Stanwyck, Paul Douglas. (CC) (DVS)
›› “Merton of the Movies” (1947) (TLC) KateKateKate Plus 8 (CC) Kate Plus 8 (N) (S) Extreme Extreme Kate Plus 8 (CC) Kate Plus 8 (CC) Extreme Extreme Kate Plus 8 (CC) PaidPaidCashPaidPaidPaidFour Weddings (S) (TNT) Law & OrderThe Closer (CC) The Closer (N) Rizzoli & Isles (N) The Closer (CC) Rizzoli & IslesCSI: NY (S) (CC) Falling SkiesLaw & Order (S) Law & OrderLaw & OrderAngel “Calvary” (TOON) JohnnyGumballAdvenMAD (N) King-HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidbillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam
GuyChickenAweSquidbillKing-HillKing-HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) No ReservationNo ReservationNo ReservationNo ReservationNo ReservationNo ReservationNo ReservationNo ReservationNo ReservationPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...LizardLizardSwampSwampStingsStingsLizardLizardLizardLizardSwampSwampStingsStingsThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) All in the Family All in the Family M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond The Nanny The Nanny Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) M*A*S*H (CC)
(CC) M*A*S*H (CC)
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(CC) Boston Legal Murder case. (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS Navy commander’s death. (S) NCIS “Designated Target” (S) (CC) WWE Monday Night RAW (N) (S Live) (CC) (:05) Suits “Dog Fight” (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (:05) ›› “The Marksman” (2005, Action) Wesley Snipes, Tim Abell. (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Paid Program Paid Program Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (VS) MovieMovieMovieWorld Extreme CagefightingAdvenAdvenProstatePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) Funny VideosChrisChrisFunny VideosNews at NineScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkFunny VideosFunny VideosDeathDeathDharmaDharmaPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) “Nanny”Mayweather Mel Brooks and Dick Cavett ›› “Conviction” (2010, Biography) Hilary Swank, Minnie Driver. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Boxing Yuriorkis Gamboa vs. Daniel Ponce de Leon, Featherweights. (CC) Mayweather (:45) Real Sex (S) (CC) (:40) ›› “Darkman II:The Return of Durant” (1995) Arnold Vosloo.‘R’ (CC) (:35) ››› “Beverly Hills Cop” (1984) Eddie Murphy. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Honey, Shrunk” (MAX) “The ATeam” ›› “For Love of the Game” (1999, Drama) Kevin Costner, Kelly Preston. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Due Date” (2010) Robert Downey Jr. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:35) ›› “The A-Team” (2010) Liam Neeson. Former Special Forces soldiers form a rogue unit. (12:50) Co-Ed Confidential 2 Sophomores “Sex Ed” (CC) (:20) ››› “Mermaids” (1990) Cher. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) ››› “Much Ado About Nothing” (1993) Kenneth Branagh.‘PG-13’ (SHOW) (5:00) › “Push” (2009) Chris Evans. “Rebirth” (2011) The lives of five people evolve in the years after 9/11.‘NR’ Weeds (iTV) (N) The Big C (CC) Weeds (iTV) (S) The Big C (iTV)
›› “Marigold” (2007) Ali Larter, Salman Khan. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Pitch Black” (2000, Science Fiction) Radha Mitchell, Vin Diesel. (S) ‘R’ “High Life” (2009) Timothy Olyphant. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Ticked-Off Trannies With Knives” (2010) ‘NR’ (CC)
“Brotherhood” (2010) Trevor Morgan. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Frat Party” (2009) Randy Wayne. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(12:05) ››› “The Romantic Englishwoman” (1975) Glenda Jackson.‘R’
(:05) “Into Temptation” (2009) Ansa Akyea.‘R’ (CC)
(:45) “Ricochet River” (1998, Drama) Douglas Spain. Premiere.‘R’ “Shipwreck.”
(3:55) “Table for Three” (2009) Brandon Routh.‘R’ ›› “1918” (TMC) (5:30) ›› “Holy Rollers” (2010) ‘R’
TUESDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 13, 2011
(AMC) (4:30) ››› “Rocky II” (1979)
“Rocky III” (1982, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Mr. T, Talia Shire.(CC) ››› “Rocky III” (1982, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Mr. T, Talia Shire.(CC)
“Rambo: First Blood Part II” (1985, Action) Sylvester Stallone. (CC)
“The Longest Yard” (1974, Comedy) Burt Reynolds, Eddie Albert, Ed Lauter. (CC) Three Stooges Paid Program Paid Program (AP) Untamed-UncutRiver MonstersHuman Planet (S) Human Planet (S) Human Planet (S) Human Planet (S) River MonstersUntamed-UncutRiver MonstersHuman Planet (S) Human Planet (S) OranguEden (BRAVO) Real HousewivesFlipping Out (CC) Flipping Out (N) Rachel Zoe ProjectFlipping Out (CC) Rachel Zoe ProjectMatchmakerMatchmakerHappensHappensPaidPaidPaidPaidPregnant in Heels (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportCNBC Titans60 Minutes onAmerican GreedMad MoneyCNBC Titans60 Minutes onPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) John King, USA (N) Anderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperJohn King, USAPiers MorganAnderson CooperJohn King, USAPiers MorganBusiness TodayAM:Wake Up CallAmerican Morning (COM) DailyColbertKevin JamesTosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Work.DailyColbertThe Comedy Central RoastSouth PkDailyColbertSouth PkMash-Up (CC) ComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Dirty Jobs (CC) AuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionD. D. AuctionAuctionD. D. AuctionAuctionOverhaulin’ (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) Shake ItWizardsRandom“Tinker Bel”ANT
RandomWizardsWizardsWizardsWizardsHannahHannahDeckDeckPhineasPhineas and FerbMoversTimmyJungleChugLittle (E!) E! NewsSex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialKardasKardasChelseaE! NewsChelseaKardasKardasChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(ESPN) Rise Up (N) World, PokerWorld, PokerBaseball TonightSportsCenter (N) Baseball TonightSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter
(ESPN2) NFL Live (N) (CC) Hey Rookie, Welcome/NFL NFL’s Greatest Games (N) Super Bowl Rise Up (N) NFL Live (CC) 2011 World Series of Poker 2011 World Series of Poker College Football Cincinnati at Tennessee. SportsNation (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N)
(EWTN) Daily MassAngelica LiveEWTNRosaryThreshold of HopeSheenWomen Daily MassAngelica LiveAbundant LifeLet LoveWas SheenPapal AudienceThe OriginalChurch
(FAM) ›› “Bruce Almighty” (2003, Comedy) ›› “Evan Almighty” (2007, Comedy) The 700 ClubWhose?Whose?PaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidPaidMinisLifeJ. MeyerAmazing
(FSN) PrepTwins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals. Twins PrepDan PatrickMLB Baseball: Twins at Royals PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(FX) ››› “Iron Man” (2008, Action) Robert Downey Jr. Sons of AnarchySons of Anarchy(:10) Sons of Anarchy “Out” Sons of AnarchyFXM PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(GOLF) School of Golf Inside PGA Playing Lessons Playing Lessons Feherty (N) FehertySchool of Golf PGA TourGolf Central Inside PGA FehertyFehertySchool of Golf Playing Lessons
(HGTV) HuntersHouseFirst Pla.For RentPropertyUnsellaHouseHuntersHouseHuntersPropertyUnsellaHouseHuntersHouseHuntersFirst Pla.For RentPaidPaidPaidPaidSteamHaulin (HIST) Modern MarvelsTo Be AnnouncedPawnPawnTop Shot (N) (CC) Top Shot (CC) To Be AnnouncedPawnPawn(:01) Top Shot(:01) Top ShotPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) Unsolved MysteryPicker SistersPicker SistersPicker SistersPicker SistersPicker SistersPicker SistersPicker SistersPicker SistersPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) iCarly (S) Sponge.FamilyMy WifeGeorgeGeorge’70s’70sNannyNannyNannyNannyNannyNannyNannyNannyNannyNannyNannyNannyMattersTBAMattersMatters (SPIKE) AuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionRepoRepoAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionRepoRepoEntouWays PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome” ››› “The Bourne Ultimatum” (2007, Action) AlphasParanormal Wi.Stargate Atlantis ››› “Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome” (1985) PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) CrossPottersBehindJ. MeyerJ. HageeJust Praise the Lord (CC)
ACLJFacingFull ChangPraise the Lord (CC) Miracles ArndNelsonWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC)
Conan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC)
Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ››› “The Bank Job” (2008) Jason Statham, Saffron Burrows.
MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ›› “Act One” (1963)
››› “Young Man With a Horn” (1950) Kirk Douglas, Lauren Bacall. (CC)
›› “Ace in the Hole” (1951, Drama) Kirk Douglas, Jan Sterling. (CC)
››› “The Bad and the Beautiful” (1952, Drama) Lana Turner. (CC) (DVS) (:15) ››› “The Big Sky” (1952, Adventure) Kirk Douglas, Dewey Martin, Elizabeth Threatt. (CC)
(:45) ›› “The Big Trees” (1952, Western) Kirk Douglas, Eve Miller. “Top Secret” (TLC) Big Sexy (S) (CC) What Not to WearWhat Not to WearBig Sexy (N) (CC) What Not to WearWhat Not to WearBig Sexy (S) (CC) Big Sexy (S) (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidFour Weddings (S) (TNT) Law & Order (S) Rizzoli & IslesLaw & Order (S) Law & Order (S) CSI: NY “PayUp” CSI: NY “Epilogue” CSI: NY (S) (CC) Falling SkiesLaw & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Angel “Release” (TOON) SquirrelLooneyLooneyGumballKing-HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAweSquidKing-HillKing-HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) Bizarre FoodsCaribbean BchBeach HousesBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBeach
Roughness (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S)
“The Lookout” (2007) Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jeff Daniels. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Paid Program Paid Program Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (VS) To Be AnnouncedMovieMovieWorld Extreme CagefightingPaidProstatePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) Funny VideosChrisChrisMotherMotherNews at NineScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkFunny VideosFunny VideosDeathDeathDharmaDharmaPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) Hard Knocks: NFL Training Camps ››› “127 Hours” (2010) James Franco. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Boardwalk Mayweather Curb Enthusiasm Entourage (S) True Blood “And When I Die” (CC) ›› “Devil” (2010) Chris Messina. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(12:55) “Pavement” (2002) Robert Patrick. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “127 Hours” (2010) James Franco. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:10) ›› “Beverly Hills Cop II” (1987, Comedy) Eddie Murphy. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (MAX) (5:05) ›› “Knight and Day” (2010) ››› “Drumline” (2002, Comedy-Drama) Nick Cannon. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “She’s Out of My League” (2010) Jay Baruchel. Skin to the Max Chemistry (S) (:45) Strike Back (S) (CC) (:35) “Sexual Quest” (2011) Charmane Star. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
›› “Remember Me” (2010) Robert Pattinson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (10:55) › “Book of Love” (2004) Frances O’Connor.‘R’ (:20) “All American Orgy” (2009) Laura Silverman.‘R’
“Accidental Stripper” (2003) Myla Leigh. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Sweet Karma” ( 2009) Shera Bechard. ‘R’(CC) ›› “Benji the Hunted” (1987) ‘G’
››› “Spider” (2002) Ralph Fiennes. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ›› “The Beautician and the Beast” (1997) Fran Drescher.‘PG’ (CC) “Adventure” (SHOW) “Hurt Locker” “Thirst” (2008, Drama) Lacey Chabert. iTV.‘R’ Weeds (iTV) (S) The Big C (iTV) Weeds (iTV) (S) The Big C (iTV) Web Therapy Web Therapy “Triangle” (2009, Horror) Melissa George. iTV.‘R’ (:45) ››› “The Hurt Locker” (2008, War) Jeremy Renner, Anthony Mackie. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Three Days in September (iTV) (S) (CC) ››› “Jefferson in Paris” (1995) Nick Nolte.‘PG-13’ (TMC) (5:50) “Maximum Velocity” (2003) Dale Midkiff.‘PG-13’ (:25) “Across the Line:The Exodus of Charlie Wright”
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IV” (1985, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. (CC)
V” (1990, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire, Burt Young. (CC)
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(2:55) ›› “Beverly Hills Cop III” (1994) Eddie Murphy. Conchords MusicPrud. “Solaris” (S) (MAX) (5:30) ›› “The Book of Eli” (2010) (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(HBO) (5:15) › “Just Married” (2003) (S) ››› “Megamind” (2010) Voices of Will Ferrell. (S) ‘PG’ Boardwalk True Blood “And When I Die” (CC) Mayweather ›› “It’s Complicated” (2009) Meryl Streep, Steve Martin. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Katie Morgan (:05) ›› “Machete” (2010, Action) Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Femme Fatales ››› “Stevie” (2002) Stephen Fielding. Steve James reunites with a troubled young man. (S) ‘R’ (SHOW) “Drones” (2010) › “Next Day Air” (2009) Donald Faison.‘R’ (CC) Inside the NFL (iTV) (N) (S) (CC) Inside NASCAR Weeds (iTV) (S) Inside the NFL (iTV) (S) (CC) Inside NASCAR Kiss and Tail:The Hollywood Jump-Off (iTV) (S) (CC)
››› “Throw Momma From the Train” (1987) (CC) ›› “Due Date” (2010) Robert Downey Jr. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Chemistry (S) Skin to the Max (:45) Lingerie Compilation of episodes from the series. (S) (:15) › “Catwoman” (2004, Action) Halle Berry. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Border Radio” (1987) iTV.‘R’ (TMC) (5:30) ››› “Cairo Time” ‘PG’
›› “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (2010) Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:05) “South of Pico” (2007) Kip Pardue. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Aries Spears: Look I’m Smiling (:35) ›› “Spooner” (2009) Matthew Lillard.‘R’ (CC)
(:05) “Good Intentions” (2010) Luke Perry. (S) ‘PG-13’ (:35) › “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:20) ›› “Paris, je t’aime” (2006, Romance) Steve Buscemi.‘R’ (CC) “Drop Dead Gorgeous” (2010) Steven Berkoff.‘R’ (:05) › “Shadow Conspiracy” (1997, Suspense) Charlie Sheen. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
THURSDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 15, 2011
“Real Genius” (1985) Val Kilmer. Science students go after their idea-stealing professor.
Hanks, Meg Ryan, Parker Posey. (CC)
(AP) Untamed-UncutRat Busters NYCHillbilly Handfishin’Tanked “Be Cool” Rat Busters NYCHillbilly Handfishin’Tanked “Be Cool” Untamed-UncutRat Busters NYCHillbilly Handfishin’Tanked “Be Cool” OranguEden (BRAVO) Real HousewivesMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerReal HousewivesMatchmakerRachel Zoe ProjectMatchmakerHappensHappensPaidPaidPaidPaidMatchmMiami (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportSupermarketsAmerican GreedAmerican GreedMad MoneyAmerican GreedAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) John King, USA (N) Anderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperJohn King, USAPiers MorganAnderson CooperJohn King, USAPiers MorganBusiness TodayAM:Wake Up CallAmerican Morning (COM) DailyColbertSouth PkSouth PkFturamaFturamaFturamaFturamaDailyColbertThe Comedy Central RoastSouth PkDailyColbertKatt Williams:It’s Pimpin’ComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid
(DISC) Cops & CoyotesCops & CoyotesExtreme DrugTexas Drug WarsExtreme DrugTexas Drug WarsCops & CoyotesCops & CoyotesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(DISN) Shake ItWizardsShake It ››› “Spy Kids” (2001) ANT Shake ItWizardsWizardsWizardsWizardsHannahHannahDeckDeckPhineasPhineas and FerbMoversTingaJungleChugLittle (E!) E! NewsE Spec.E Spec.E! SpecialIce-CocoIce-CocoChelseaE! NewsChelseaIce-CocoIce-CocoChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(ESPN) Audibles (N) (Live) College Football LSU at Mississippi State. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) Baseball TonightSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) College FootballSportsCenterSportsCenter
(ESPN2) Interruption Football Live WNBA Basketball First Round, Game 1: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) WNBA Basketball First Round, Game 1: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) NFL Live (N) (CC) SEC Storied (N) SportsNation (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) Auto Racing American Le Mans Series. From Baltimore. (Taped) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N)
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(LIFE) Project RunwayProject RunwayProject Runway (N) (CC) (:32) Dance MomsRussianProject RunwayProject Runway (CC) (:32) Dance MomsRussianPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(NICK) iCarly (S) Sponge.FamilyMy WifeGeorgeGeorge’70s’70s’70s’70s’70s’70s’70s’70s’70s’70s’70s’70s’70s’70sMattersTBAMattersMatters (SPIKE) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) iMPACT Wrestling (N) (S) (CC) MANMANInside AccessGTTVBlueEntouEntouEntouWays PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) › “The Hitcher” (2007) Sean Bean. ››› “Blade Runner” (1982) Harrison Ford. (:36) “Eyeborgs” (2009) Adrian Paul, Luke Eberl. “Android Apocalypse” (2006) › “A.I. Assault” (2006) Joe Lando. PaidPaid (TBN) GoodPottersBehindOsteenMinisHoustonPraise the Lord (CC) Holy EvidJeffreyChangPraise the Lord (CC) Turning PointRonLuceWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC)
›› “Step Up” (2006, Musical) Channing Tatum, Jenna Dewan, Mario. Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S)
Conan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC)
Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ›› “Step Up” (2006, Musical) Channing Tatum, Jenna Dewan, Mario.
MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (:15) Now Playing “October”
››› “The Remains of the Day” (1993, Drama) Anthony Hopkins, Emma Thompson, James Fox. ››› “Howards End” (1992) Anthony Hopkins. Based on E.M. Forster’s tale of class inequities.
››› “A Room With a View” (1986) Helena Bonham-Carter, Maggie Smith.
››› “Maurice” (1987) James Wilby. A man tries to come to terms with his homosexuality. Now Playing Elvis Mitchell “Drk Pass” (TLC) LA Ink (S) (CC) LA Ink (S)
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(HBO) “Leap Year” (:45) ››› “Unstoppable” (2010) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Curb Enthusiasm Entourage (S) Entourage (S) Taxicab Confessions Mayweather ›› “Conviction” (2010, Biography) Hilary Swank, Minnie Driver. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) ››› “Mulholland Dr.” (2001, Suspense) Justin Theroux. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(3:50) ››› “Dead Again” (1991) Kenneth Branagh.‘R’ “Tale of Desp”
(MAX) (5:15) ››› “Splice” (2009) ‘R’
››› “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines” (2003) Arnold Schwarzenegger.
› “My Soul to Take” (2010, Horror) Max Thieriot, John Magaro. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(10:50) “Alien Sex Files 3: Sex Wars” (2008) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:20) › “Couples Retreat” (2009) Vince Vaughn.‘PG-13’
(:15) ››› “Auto Focus” (2002, Biography) Greg Kinnear. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) ››› “The Seven-Per-Cent Solution” (1976) Nicol Williamson.‘PG’ (SHOW) “The Switch” The Love We Make (iTV) Web Therapy The Big C (iTV) Weeds (iTV) (S) The Big C (iTV) Gigolos (iTV) (S) “Fubar: Balls to the Wall” (2010) David Lawrence.‘R’
“The
“Groupie” (2010, Suspense) Taryn Manning. iTV.‘NR’
› “Convicted” (2004, Drama) Connie Nielsen. iTV Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Thirst” (2008, Drama) Lacey Chabert. iTV.‘R’
(:05) ›› “Before and After” (1996) (TMC)
“The Silence of the Lambs” (1991, Suspense) Jodie Foster, Anthony Hopkins. (CC) (:45) › “Virus” (1999, Science Fiction) Jamie Lee Curtis, William Baldwin. (CC)
›› “The Fly II” (1989, Science Fiction) Eric Stoltz, Daphne Zuniga, Lee Richardson. (CC) › “War of the Colossal Beast” The Rifleman The Rifleman (AP) Tanked “Be Cool” Tanked (S) Tanked (N) (S) Rat Busters NYCTanked (S) Rat Busters NYCTanked (S) Tanked “Be Cool” Tanked (S) Tanked (S) Rat Busters NYCBig CatBig Cat (BRAVO) MatchmakerReal HousewivesReal Housewives ››› “Meet the Parents” (2000) ››› “Meet the Parents” (2000) Gurrl Down!Kathy GriffinPaidPaidPaidPaidTop Chef Dsrt (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportMillionsMillions60 Minutes onAmerican GreedMad Money60 Minutes onAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) John King, USA (N) Anderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperJohn King, USAPiers MorganAnderson CooperJohn King, USAPiers MorganBusiness TodayPiers MorganSaturday Morn. (COM) DailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0Katt WilliamsC.K.: HilariousComedyComedyThe Comedy Central RoastThe Comedy Central Roast ›› “Jackass: Number Two” (2006) PaidPaidPaidPaid
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(FX) MotherMotherMotherMother ›› “X-Men Origins:Wolverine” (2009, Action) › “12 Rounds” (2009) John Cena, Aidan Gillen. PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(GOLF) PGA Tour GolfPGA Tour Golf BMW Championship, Second Round. From Cog Hill Golf & Country Club in Lemont, Ill. Golf Central FehertyPGA Tour Golf Champions: Songdo Championship Korea, Second Round.
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(LIFE) Unsolved MysteryReba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) RoseRoseReba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) RoseRoseReba (S) Reba (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidSteamPaid (NICK) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) Big TimeVictoMy WifeMy Wife’70s’70sGeorgeGeorgeNannyNannyMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMattersMattersMattersTBAMattersMatters (SPIKE) Gangland (CC) Gangland (CC) UFC Unleashed (S) (:10) UFC Unleashed (S) UFC Unleashed (S) ›› “Days of Thunder” (1990, Action) Tom Cruise. (S) EntouPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “House on Hill”WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Haven (N) AlphasHavenBeing HumanStargate Atlantis“Decoys 2: Alien Seduction” (2007) TalesTalesPaidPaid (TBN) Sup.PottersBehindLindseyJeffreyPraisePraise the Lord (CC)
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›› “The Longest Yard” (2005, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Burt Reynolds. (CC)
››› “White Men Can’t Jump” (1992, Comedy) Wesley Snipes, Woody Harrelson. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) Private Screenings: Bacall ›› “Carry on Sergeant” (1960) William Hartnell.
›› “Carry on Nurse” (1960) Shirley Eaton.
›› “Carry on Teacher” (1959) Ted Ray. Premiere.
›› “Carry on Constable” (1960) Sidney James.
›› “Corruption” (1968) Peter Cushing, Sue Lloyd. (CC) (:45) › “Wicked, Wicked” (1973, Suspense) Tiffany Bolling, Scott Brady. HolidayRules
››› “Employees’ Entrance” (TLC) Four Weddings (S) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesFour Weddings (N) Say YesSay YesFour Weddings (S) Say YesSay YesFour Weddings (S) PaidPaidCashPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) ››› “The Rock” (1996) Sean Connery. (CC) ››› “Assault on Precinct 13” (2005) (:45) ›› “Fire Down Below” (1997, Action) (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) GeneraBen 10Star Wars: CloneKing-HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAweSquidKing-HillKing-HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) GhostGhostGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresParanormalGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresParanormalGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Hogan: MCWForensicForensicWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Hogan: MCWForensicForensicThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) All in the Family All in the Family M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC)
›› “Batman Returns” (1992) Michael Keaton. Premiere.The Catwoman and the Penguin join forces against Batman. The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) 3’s Company 3’s Company (USA) NCIS “SWAK”Biohazard isolation.
›› “Fast & Furious” (2009, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. (CC)
›› “Fast & Furious” (2009, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. (CC)
›› “National Treasure: Book of Secrets” (2007, Action) Nicolas Cage, Jon Voight. (CC) Becker (CC) Action Sports (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Monk Monk has insomnia. (CC) (VS) Dangerous GameElk FeBuckGun ItWhitetailBucksTred Elk FeBuckGun ItWhitetailBucksTred Dangerous GamePaidProstatePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidRifles (WGN-A) Funny VideosChrisChrisMotherMotherNews at NineScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkFunny VideosFunny VideosDeathDeathDharmaDharmaPaidPaidSingsaAdelante
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(HBO) Hard Knocks Mayweather Mayweather Mayweather Mayweather 24/7 Overtime Real Time With Bill Maher (N) (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) (:15) ›› “Edge of Darkness” (2010, Suspense) Mel Gibson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ››› “The Best Man” (1999, Comedy-Drama) Taye Diggs, Nia Long. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) ››› “Beverly Hills Cop” (1984) Eddie Murphy. Fantastic Mr. “Simple” (MAX) “Transporter” (:40) ››› “Terminator 2: Judgment Day” (1991) Arnold Schwarzenegger. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Strike Back (N) (S) (CC) Chemistry (N)
Skin to the Max Strike Back (S) (CC)
“Lady Chatterley’s Daughter” (2011)
(:10) ›› “Volunteers” (1985, Comedy)
Tom Hanks, John Candy. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Spider” (2002) Ralph Fiennes. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ›› “Brown Sugar” (2002) TayeDiggs.‘PG-13’ (SHOW) “Talihina Sky: Kings of Leon” Living for 32 (iTV Premiere) (CC) Patton Oswalt Finest Hour (CC) “Sweet Karma” ( 2009) Shera Bechard. ‘R’(CC) › “Push” (2009, Suspense) Chris Evans, Camilla Belle. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Inside the NFL (iTV) (S) (CC) Jim Jefferies: Alcoholocaust - Live Patton Oswalt Finest Hour (CC) “The Good Life” (2007) Mark Webber. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “Play the Game” (2008) (CC) (TMC) (5:30) ›› “Spy
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