The Brainerd Dispatch TV Week September 25th 2011

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Landon Liboiron, Shelley Conn, Jason O’Mara, Alana Mansour and Naomi Scott (from left) star in “Terra Nova,” premiering Monday on Fox.

September 25 - October 1, 2011

By Kate O’Hare © Zap2it

Having Steven Spielberg as executive producer on a new Fox show attracts attention. Then when the network announces it’s giving the show the “Glee” treatment and airing the pilot in May, expectations get a rocket boost.

But computer-generated dinosaurs only grow so fast, so the science-fiction drama “Terra Nova” actually premieres on Monday, Sept. 26. Fox invited writers to see a cut of the first hour of the two-hour pilot, and the special effects weren’t quite done. Another viewing of a reedited first hour weeks later revealed ... the effects still weren’t quite done.

With any luck, “Terra Nova” will hatch just in time for Monday, but executive producer Brannon Braga (with him and Spielberg, about 12 people have executive producer credits) says they’re moving right along.

Speaking in late August, he says, “We’re working on the final two scripts right now. We’re deep in post-production on six and seven, about to start post-production on episodes eight and nine.We’re filming 10 and 11.We’re in the thick of it.”

“Terra Nova” (or “New Earth/ Land/Ground” in Latin) begins in 2149, when the planet is blighted and overcrowded. Scientists discover a fracture in time, connecting the present with the age of dinosaurs.

So “pilgrimages” of humans and equipment are sent through the rift to establish a colony in the distant past in hopes of saving humanity and having a second chance for a better civilization.

But since the new land has the same old human beings, you can imagine how well that goes.

“Just because we’re aspiring to do better this time,” says Braga, “doesn’t necessarily mean that it’s going to work out the way they want it to.”

Jason O’Mara (“Life on Mars”) stars as Chicago police detective Jim Shannon, who busts out of the prison he was sent to because he and his wife, Dr. Elisabeth Shannon (Shelley Conn), broke their society’s two-child rule.

‘Terra Nova’ hopes the past is its future

Elisabeth is recruited for the Tenth Pilgrimage, and Jim risks it all to get himself, her, their teenagers (Landon Liboiron, Naomi Scott) and their youngest daughter (Alana Mansour) through the rift.

Once there, he meets the colony’s imposing leader, Cmdr. Nathaniel Taylor (Stephen Lang), a lot of hostile (and nonhostile) prehistoric creatures and shockingly clean air.

But there are issues with the neighbors, some pilgrims who seem to have a different agenda. Soon Taylor must call on Jim’s law enforcement skills to battle foes both animal and human.

“We were racing across the roofs of Terra Nova last night,” says the Irish-born O’Mara, calling in from the show’s location in Australia, “and then jumping from the roofs. I’m a little stiff this morning, but I’ve been training for it and happy to do it.”

As for Jim’s relationship with Taylor, O’Mara says, “We wanted to create a kind of Butch and Sundance thing, regardless of any age differences.We just wanted to tell a story about two guys who’ve come together with a similar cause.

“There are strains and conflicts in their relationship, but they, for the most part, have come together and united to make Terra Nova a better place and also to defend it against all attackers at all costs.”

When phone problems prevent him from calling in, Lang offers to answer questions by email.

Also asked about Taylor and Jim Shannon, Lang writes, “Very interesting relationship between Taylor and Shannon (The Great O’Mara). Both alpha males. Is there room in the colony for two? Have shifting measures of respect, affection and wariness for and of each other.

“Shannon is a family man; surrounded by love.Taylor is a

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loner, having lost most of the people he loved. Both hard guys, but both have big hearts. Both are totally committed to the vision of Terra Nova, a brave new world.”

O’Mara concurs, saying, “His focus is to ensure the colony is protected and survives and thrives. My main focus is to ensure the same thing for my family.We actually have the same goals here. His is to protect the colony; mine is to protect my family.”

Even though the idea of Terra Nova is utopian, O’Mara insists it’s not going to be all dinosaur picnics and “Kumbaya.”

“It’s pretty psychologically complex,” he says.“It’s not a Pollyanna-ish show.That’s one of the reasons I gravitated towards the initial premise. It’s not just ‘Swiss Family Robinson.’ It has all the fun and adventure, but there’s a lot of stuff that’s going to be going on here.”

And you won’t have to wait years to find out about it.

Says Braga, “I’ve always been a fan of ‘If you have a good idea, don’t sit on it; use it.’‘Oooh, we’ll save that for season two!’‘Well, how about episode two?’

“Having said that, one of the premises of this show is you can’t build Utopia in a day.”

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Stephen Lang stars in “Terra Nova,” premiering Monday on Fox.

13.Ending for direct or arm

14.Role on “NCIS”(2)

17.Fore and __

18.Part of the title of Angela Lansbury’s hit series 19.“America’s __ Wanted”

34.“__ Given Sunday”; Al Pacino movie

2.“__ __ was saying ...”

3.“__ Family”(198390)

4.Damon, for one

5.Haile Selassie’s nation: abbr.

6.Mom on “Little People, Big World”

7.DeLuise’s namesakes

8.Film critic Ebert

9.Unrefined mineral

10.When repeated, farewell to Birdie

15.“Tears __ __ __”; 2003 Bruce Willis film

16.“__ Lanes”; 2002 Ben Affleck movie

19.One of the boys on “Home Improvement”

20.Old Atlanta stadium

22.“Baby __”; 2008 Tina Fey movie

23.Story

29.Laura Prepon’s role on “That ’70s Show”

31.“__ Hope” (1975-89)

33.__ Daly

34.Role on “Two and a Half Men”

35.__ tai

36.“My Wife __ Kids”

37.“__ the Bounty Hunter”

38.Actress Longoria

39.Ruby or Sandra

40.“__ to Billy Joe”

PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

ACTION SPORTS

Sunday 9:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Xtreme 4x4

The Blazer gets exhaust and engine upgrades; the Low Dollar Wheeler gets a Ford 8.8 axle.

Monday

3:00 p.m. (MSC) TEVA Mountain Games Outdoor adventure athletes compete. From Vail, Colo.

Thursday

3:00 p.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Championships From Manchester, England.

5:00 p.m. (MSC) TEVA Mountain Games Outdoor adventure athletes compete. From Vail, Colo.

Friday

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Championships From Manchester, England.

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Championships From Manchester, England.

Saturday

10:00 a.m. ) The Real Winning Edge (SPIKE) Xtreme 4x4 The Blazer is transformed into a trail rig.

ANTHOLOGY

Sunday

3:35 a.m. + The American Athlete

Saturday

4:00 p.m. + The American Athlete

5:00 a.m. + The American Athlete

AUTO RACING

Sunday

8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live) (SHOW) Inside NASCAR

10:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower

TV Engine building secrets, tips and shortcuts.

12:00 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Countdown (Live)

1:00 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Sylvania 300. From New Hampshire Motor Speedway in Loudon, N.H. (Live) (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing

AAA Texas Fall Nationals, Qualifying. From Dallas.

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Great American Stock Car Series

5:00 p.m. (MSC) LOKAR Car Show

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Motorhead

Garage TV

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing AAA Texas Fall Nationals. From Dallas. (Sameday Tape)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Sylvania 300. From New Hampshire Motor Speedway in Loudon, N.H. (Same-day Tape)

Monday 1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

4:00 p.m. (MSC) LOKAR Car Show

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Motorhead Garage TV

11:00 p.m. (MSC) The Car Show

(TBS) San Francisco Giants at Arizona Diamondbacks. From Chase Field in Phoenix. (Live)

3:30 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall

8:30 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

9:00 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall

9:30 p.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age

1:00 a.m. (MSC) Baseball Twins Legends Game.

2:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians. From Progressive Field in Cleveland.

4:00 a.m. (MSC) 50 Greatest Twins

5:00 a.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall

5:30 a.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age

Monday

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Kansas City Royals at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live) 9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live) (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight

p.m. (MSC) Twins Live 11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live) 12:00 a.m. (MSC) Kansas City Royals at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.

Thursday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Kansas City Royals at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.

a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: OneMain Financial 200, Practice. From Dover International Speedway in Dover, Del. (Live) 1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Sprint Cup Happy Hour From Dover International Speedway in Dover, Del. (Live)

3:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

1:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR

1:30 a.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR

Saturday

8:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR

10:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV Project Deep Sleep’s wake-up call.

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Countdown (Live)

2:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: OneMain Financial 200. From Dover International Speedway in Dover, Del. (Live)

11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Uni-Select Auto Plus Nationals, Qualifying. From Reading, Pa. (Same-day Tape)

4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: OneMain Financial 200. From Dover International Speedway in Dover, Del.

BASEBALL

Sunday

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

(TBS) MLB on TBS (Live)

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Twins at Cleveland Indians. From Progressive Field in Cleveland. (Live)

(TBS) Boston Red Sox at New York Yankees.From Yankee Stadium in the Bronx, N.Y. (Live)

12:30 p.m. (WGN-A) White Sox

Warm-Up (Live)

1:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Kansas City Royals at Chicago White Sox. From U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago. (Live)

3:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

11:00 a.m. (MSC) The Game 365

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians. From Progressive Field in Cleveland.

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Kansas City Royals at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)

8:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live)

9:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Chicago Cubs at San Diego Padres. From PETCO Park in San Diego. (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Kansas City Royals at Minnesota Twins.

From Target Field in Minneapolis.

Tuesday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live 11:00 a.m. (MSC) Kansas City Royals at Minnesota Twins.

From Target Field in Minneapolis.

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Kansas City Royals at Minnesota Twins.

From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Kansas City Royals at Minnesota Twins.

From Target Field in Minneapolis.

Wednesday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Kansas City Royals at Minnesota Twins.

From Target Field in Minneapolis.

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)

Saturday

9:00 p.m. (HBO) Darren Barker vs. Sergio Martinez, Middleweights. Barker (23-0, 14 KOs) takes on Martinez (47-22, 26 KOs) from Atlantic City, N.J. (Live)

11:15 p.m. (HBO) Face off With Max Kellerman: Pacquiao/ Marquez

FOOTBALL

Sunday

6:30 a.m. (ESPN) NFL Matchup (ESPN2) College Football Scoreboard

7:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL

7:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Matchup

9:00 a.m. (ESPN) Sunday NFL Countdown (Live)

10:00 a.m. + Vikings GamePlan Vikings radio Play-byPlay man Paul Allen gives viewers an inside look at what to expect in the upcoming game.

(MSC) Vikings Weekly

day regarding all 32 NFL teams. (Live)

(MSC) The After Party with Jay Glazer

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Monday Night Countdown With host Chris Berman and analysts Mike Ditka, Tom Jackson, Keyshawn Johnson, Cris Carter, Chris Mortensen, Stuart Scott, Adam Schefter and Steve Young.(Live)

(MSC) The After Party with Jay Glazer

7:30 p.m. (ESPN) Washington Redskins at Dallas Cowboys. From Cowboys Stadium in Arlington, Texas.(Live)

10:30 p.m. (ESPN2) College

Football Live

12:00 a.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime TreyWingo, Tim Hasselbeck and Merril Hoge. (ESPN2) NFL Films Presents

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA.

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Magic in Minnesota

11:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

Friday

4:30 p.m. (TBS) MLB on Deck (Live)

5:00 p.m. (TBS) Divisional Series: Teams TBA.(Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

8:30 p.m. (TBS) Divisional Series: Teams TBA.(Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

12:00 a.m. (TBS) Inside MLB (Live)

Saturday

10:30 a.m. (TBS) MLB on Deck (Live)

11:00 a.m. (TBS) Divisional Series: Teams TBA.(Live)

2:30 p.m. (TBS) Divisional Series: Teams TBA.(Live)

6:00 p.m. (TBS) Divisional Series: Teams TBA.(Live)

9:30 p.m. (TBS) Divisional Series: Teams TBA.(Live)

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live) (TBS) Inside MLB (Live)

BASKETBALL

Sunday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA Playoff: Teams TBA.(Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA Playoff: Teams TBA.(Live)

Monday

5:00 p.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive

3:00 a.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive

Tuesday

7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA Playoff: Teams TBA.(Live)

Wednesday

9:00 p.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive

Saturday

3:30 p.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive BOXING

Friday

10:00 p.m. (SHOW) Ali Chebah vs. Ajose Olusegun. Chebah vs. Olusegun. From Santa Ynez, Calif. (Live)

10:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Fantasy Football Now Host Robert Flores and analysts Matthew Berry,Tim Hasselbeck, Stephania Bell and Sara Walsh. (Live)

(MSC) Vikings Game Plan

11:00 a.m. # _ The NFL Today Host James Brown; with Esiason, Marino, Sharpe and Cowher. (Live) ) / FOX NFL Sunday (Live)

(MSC) Vikings Country With Jared Allen

12:00 p.m. ) / Regional Coverage. Detroit Lions at Minnesota Vikings or New York Giants at Philadelphia Eagles or San Francisco 49ers at Cincinnati Bengals. (Live) (ESPN2) College Football Scoreboard

3:00 p.m. # New York Jets at Oakland Raiders. Overstock. com Coliseum. (Live)

_ Regional Coverage. Baltimore Ravens at St. Louis Rams or Kansas City Chiefs at San Diego Chargers or New York Jets at Oakland Raiders. (Live) ) / Regional Coverage. Atlanta Falcons at Tampa Bay Buccaneers or Green Bay Packers at Chicago Bears or Arizona Cardinals at Seattle Seahawks. (Live)

6:00 p.m. + Football Night in America Bob Costas and others recap the day’s NFL highlights. (Live)

6:30 p.m. ) / The OT (Live)

7:15 p.m. + Pittsburgh Steelers at Indianapolis Colts. From Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis. (Live)

10:30 p.m. (MSC) College Football Saturday Review

2:30 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.

Monday

1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live (Live)

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime TreyWingo, Tim Hasselbeck and Merril Hoge.

(Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live

(Live)

5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32

Hosts Suzy Kolber and Chris Mortensen, along with a rotating cast of analysts and guests, discuss topics of the

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Taped)

Tuesday

1:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime TreyWingo, Tim Hasselbeck and Merril Hoge.

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32

Hosts Suzy Kolber and Chris Mortensen, along with a rotating cast of analysts and guests, discuss topics of the day regarding all 32 NFL teams. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA.

Wednesday

1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Films Presents

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32

Hosts Suzy Kolber and Chris Mortensen, along with a rotating cast of analysts and guests, discuss topics of the day regarding all 32 NFL teams. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill

8:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL

10:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill

11:00 p.m. (MSC) College Football Saturday Preview

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

Thursday

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32

Hosts Suzy Kolber and Chris Mortensen, along with a rotating cast of analysts and guests, discuss topics of the day regarding all 32 NFL teams. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Audibles

A rotating cast of analysts answers fan-generated questions. (Live)

PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

6:30 p.m. (ESPN2) College

Football Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) South Florida at Pittsburgh. (Live)

(ESPN2) Chaparral (Ariz.) vs. Notre Dame (Ariz.). (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) South Florida at Pittsburgh.

Friday

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College

Football Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

4:00 p.m. (MSC) College Football Saturday Preview

5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32

Hosts Suzy Kolber and Chris Mortensen, along with a rotating cast of analysts and guests, discuss topics of the day regarding all 32 NFL teams. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Kickoff

Host TreyWingo and Mark Schlereth cover team news, strategies, injuries and fantasy information for every NFL matchup. (Live)

6:30 p.m. (ESPN) College

Football Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Utah State at BYU. (Live)

(ESPN2) Teams TBA.(Live)

(MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill

7:30 p.m. (MSC) College Football Saturday Preview

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Grand Final: Teams TBA.(Live)

(MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill

11:30 p.m. (MSC) Vikings Weekly

12:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Utah State at BYU.

5:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live Saturday

7:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL

9:00 a.m. (ESPN) College

GameDay Chris Fowler, Erin Andrews, Lee Corso, Kirk Herbstreit and Desmond Howard provide game angles, previews and analysis. (Live)

11:00 a.m. # _ Air Force at Navy. (Live)

7 SEC Game of the Week: Teams TBA.(Live)

(ESPN) (ESPN2) (MSC) Teams TBA. (Live)

12:00 p.m. + Vikings Weekly

Host Ann Carroll gives you an inside look at everything Vikings including your favorite Vikings players and events.

2:00 p.m. % College Football Countdown (Live)

(ESPN) College Football Scoreboard (Live)

(MSC) Vikings Weekly

2:30 p.m. # % _ (ESPN)

(MSC) Teams TBA.(Live)

(FX) College Football (Live)

5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live)

5:30 p.m. (ESPN) College

Football Scoreboard (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) College

Football Scoreboard (Live)

(MSC) Teams TBA.(Live)

7:00 p.m. # % _ (ESPN) Teams TBA.(Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College

Football Scoreboard (Live)

8:15 p.m. (ESPN2) Mississippi at Fresno State. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (MSC) Teams TBA. (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Final (Live)

11:15 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Scoreboard (Live)

1:00 a.m. (MSC) Vikings Weekly

1:30 a.m. (MSC) Pro Football Weekly Preview of the weekend NFL match-ups.

1:32 a.m. + Vikings GamePlan Vikings radio Play-byPlay man Paul Allen gives viewers an inside look at what to expect in the upcoming game.

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) NFL Matchup (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill

2:30 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (MSC) College Football Saturday Review

3:00 a.m. (MSC) Teams TBA. (Taped)

5:30 a.m. (ESPN) College Football Final GOLF Sunday

10:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special (Live)

11:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Tour Championship, Final Round. From East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta. (Live)

12:00 p.m. + Golf Central Live From Atlanta. (Live)

12:30 p.m. + The Tour Championship, Final Round. From East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta. (Live) (GOLF) Austrian GolfOpen, Final Round. From Atzenbrugg, Austria. (Same-day Tape)

4:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Big Break

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Talk Golf

notables discuss golf. (Live)

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Solheim Cup, Final Day. From Ireland.

9:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Tour Championship, Final Round. From East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta.

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Talk Golf

notables discuss golf.

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

2:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

3:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

4:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Ireland

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Monday

10:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Tour Championship, Final Round. From East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta.

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy

12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Worldwide Holdings Selangor Masters Highlights

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Tuesday

10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Austrian GolfOpen, Final Round. From Atzenbrugg, Austria.

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix 12:30 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Scandinavian Masters Highlights Alexander Noren.

3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty

3:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Big Break

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Ireland

in America

8:30 p.m. (GOLF) PGA Tour Fall Series Highlights Byrd, Mediate, Slocum, Garrigus.

9:30 p.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf in America

11:30 p.m. (GOLF) PGA Tour Fall Series Highlights Byrd, Mediate, Slocum, Garrigus.

12:30 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) European Tour Weekly Highlights and previews of the European Golf Tour.

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

Thursday

7:30 a.m. (GOLF) Alfred Dunhill Links Championship, First Round. From St. Andrews, Scotland. (Live)

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break

Ireland

1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2011 Asian Amateur Championship Highlights

(GOLF) Big Break Ireland

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) GolfNow Las Vegas

2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open, First Round. From Las Vegas. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Ireland

7:30 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break

Ireland

8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open, First Round. From Las Vegas.

11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break

Ireland

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break

Ireland

8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open, Second Round. From Las Vegas.

11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live) Saturday

6:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

6:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

7:30 a.m. (GOLF) Alfred Dunhill Links Championship, Third Round. From St. Andrews, Scotland. (Live)

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Pregame (Live)

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Best of Morning Drive

12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Imperial Springs, Third Round. From Guangdong, China. (Sameday Tape)

2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open, Third Round. From Las Vegas. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: SAS Championship, Second Round. From Cary, N.C. (Same-day Tape)

8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open, Third Round. From Las Vegas.

11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

HOCKEY

Tuesday

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild

Wednesday

6:00 a.m. (HBO) Broad Street Bullies Philadelphia Flyers’ brutal hockey players.

Friday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild

SOCCER

Tuesday

Friday

7:30 a.m. (GOLF) Alfred Dunhill Links Championship, Second Round. From St. Andrews, Scotland. (Live)

11:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2011 Asian Amateur Championship Highlights

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Now

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros

12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros

1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty Feherty goes adventuring with Greg Norman, in the Colorado Rockies where they discuss the rigors of the tour lifestyle and the heartbreak of major championships lost.

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty

2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open, Second Round. From Las Vegas. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: SAS Championship, First Round. From Cary, N.C. (Same-day Tape)

1:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Pregame (Live)

1:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Teams to Be Announced. (Live)

Wednesday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Highlights

1:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Pregame (Live)

1:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Teams to Be Announced. (Live)

Thursday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Highlights

8:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Teams to Be Announced. (Taped)

11:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Teams to Be Announced. (Taped)

Friday

6:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Magazine

8:00 p.m. (MSC) English Premier League Soccer Teams to Be Announced. (Taped)

Saturday

6:30 a.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer Everton vs. Liverpool. (Live)

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T ››› “The Departed” (2006) Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon. ›› “Freedomland” (2006) Samuel L. Jackson. ›› “Fifteen Minutes” (2001) Robert De Niro. Two Two MotherMotherMotherTwo

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TH (:15) “One Third of a Nation”Rogers“Man-Planet X”Towed(:45) ›› “Heat Lightning” ›› “Taxi!” (CC) (:15) ›››› “The Killers” (1946) (CC) (:15) ››› “The Naked City” (1948) ›››› “Street Scene”Ameri

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F Law Order: CI ›› “Street Kings” (2008) Keanu Reeves. (CC) HouseHouseHouseHouseHouseHouseHouseNCISNCIS (VS)

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TH Huntin’OutdoorDangerGun ItWildWhitetailOptikWhitetailPrimalBuckOutDobbsOutsideHunterOutdoorElk FeGoin’DangerSportsKingFormula

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W Broad Street ›› “Coneheads” (1993) (S) ›› “Nanny McPhee Returns” (2010) “The Cutting Edge” ››› “Sins of My Father”“Cats & Dogs: Kitty Galore” ›› “Nanny McPhee Returns” (2010) Don’t

TH (5:00) “Sneakers”(:15) ››› “Something’s Gotta Give” (2003) (S) › “Jonah Hex” (2010) (S) REAL Sports ›› “Hereafter” (2010) Matt Damon. Board ›› “Lottery Ticket” (2010) (:15) ››› “Avatar” (2009) (S) (CC)

F “Precious Life” (2010) (CC) “Real Women Have Curves” › “Our Family Wedding”(:45) › “Just Married” (2003) (S) (CC) ›› “Torque” (2004) (S) ››› “Ice Age” (2002) (S) “The Sunset Limited” (2011) “Our Family” (MAX)

M (5:50) ››› “Les Miserables” (1998) (:05) “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” (S) ›› “Green Zone” (2010) (S) (CC) ››› “Drumline” (2002) Nick Cannon. ›› “Tooth Fairy” (2010) (S) (:40) ›› “The Losers” (2010) (S) (CC) Big Stan

T “Long Hot Sum.”(:10) ›› “Brown Sugar” (2002) (S) ››› “Splice” (2009) (S) MAX/Set ››› “Inception” (2010) Leonardo DiCaprio. (S) ›› “Like Mike” (2002) (S) (:15) ›› “Universal Soldier” (1992) “Throw Momma”

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M Caller(:40) “King of California”(:15) “First Circle” (2010) iTV. ›› “Gross Anatomy” (1989) iTV. (S) (:20) “Hurricane Season”Tom Arnold: Story(:10) › “The Caller” (2008) (:45) “The Haunting at the Beacon”Letters

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W (5:40) “Noble Things” (2008) › “Push” (2009) Chris Evans. iTV. (S) ››› “Looking for Eric” (2009) (CC) ›› “Accidents Happen”(:05) “Make Believe” (2010) (:40) The Love We Make(:15) “Rebirth” (2011) iTV. (S) (CC)

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IN FOCUS

“Boardwalk Empire,” www. hbo.com/boardwalk-empire/ index.html

The new season of the Prohibition-era HBO drama returns on Sunday, following the travails of Nucky Thompson (Steve Buscemi) as he tries to keep control over Atlantic City, N.J. The official home page features a preview of the second season; an interview with Michael Shannon, who plays complicated government agent Van Alden; an interactive look inside the creation of the elaborate period set and costumes; and a summary of season one.

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Conversely, “Emeril’s Kitchen” keeps Lagasse very much rooted to the title setting, but he doesn’t mind: “I was like, ‘Wow. It’s going to be fun to get back in the kitchen and just cook and do what I love to do.’ It’s almost like being in my restaurant (in New Orleans) because at the end of the show, it’s like, ‘Well, how was (the meal), guys?’ ”

Also a judge on Bravo’s upcoming “Top Chef: Texas,” Lagasse is enjoying the relatively leisurely “Emeril’sTable” production pace. “There’s no big rush as far as, ‘Hurry up. You’ve got to be done in 40 minutes.’ If the show takes an hour to do because we’re roasting a roast, that’s what it is.” Which isn’t to say plenty of advance preparation doesn’t go into each episode. “We obviously brainstormed about topics,” Lagasse confirms, “then I wrote the outlines with my culinary team, and they went into a test kitchen and tested and retested. A day or two in advance, I rewrite the show.Then I meet with the kitchen staff, and we do the buying list. And it’s worked out great.”

What are you reading?

“I’ve been working so much, I haven’t really read anything consistently. I read a lot of magazines and newspapers, but I’m not really into a book at this point.”

What did you have for dinner last night?

“I had some delicious roast chicken, lots of roasted vegetables and a spinach salad with my family. It was really yummy. I didn’t have a lot of time, but we had a lot of love in it.”

“Pan Am,” abc.go.com/ shows/pan-am

The drama, premiering Sunday on ABC, focuses on the handsome pilots and beautiful stewardesses of Pan American World Airways in 1963, still glamorous, successful and decades away from its collapse in 1991.The home page offers background information on the plot and cast - headed by Mike Vogel and Christina Ricci - along with a link to the Twitter account, photos, a bit of history on the Jet Age and a peek at the pilot script.

Say you were having an intimate dinner party. And say Emeril Lagasse happened to be the chef.

That’s the feel the cooking superstar wants with “Emeril’sTable,” his weekday Hallmark Channel series that premieres Monday, Sept. 26. In each episode, Lagasse gathers, educates and feeds five people with some connection to one another, whether they’re relatives or peers in nursing or firefighting.

“I haven’t really been anchored for a couple of years,” Lagasse says of the television work that formerly made him one of Food Network’s most familiar faces. “I came back and worked on Planet Green, which was something I wanted to do, and I really enjoyed the second year because I was allowed to go out in the field more. Going to farms and dairies was really intriguing to me.”

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What is your next project?

“I’m launching not only the show, but ‘Sizzling Skillets and Other One-Pot Wonders,’ a new book of mine. And I’m going to France to work on some new electric products with my partner there.”

What was your last trip (when and why)?

“My family and I went to Spain, rented a house for a couple of weeks and visited some friends there. We spent a little bit of time in Ibiza eating lots of good seafood and a little bit of time in Madrid. It’s a wonderful place.”

WEB LINKS

“IRT Deadliest Roads” returns for a new season Sunday on History, sending some new truckers and some familiar faces through South America. Click on www.history.com/shows/ irt-deadliest-roads

Season five of “Cake Boss” starts Monday on TLC, as Buddy Valastro of Carlo’s Bakery in New Jersey han-

dles the world’s sweet tooth. Get frosted at tlc.howstuffworks.com/tv/cakeboss

“Hart of Dixie,” premiering Monday on The CW, follows New York doctor Zoe Hart, whose dreams fall apart, so she heads to small-town Alabama. Learn more at www. cwtv.com/shows/hart-ofdixie

“Storm Chasers,” dsc.discovery.com/tv/storm-chasers/

The new season premieres Sunday on Discovery Channel, once again following stormchasing teams as they look for tornadoes across the U.S. Included are clips from Reed Timmer and his team of a massive tornado outbreak in the South in late April.There are also puzzles, bios of the chase teams, photos from the April outbreak, a storm tracker, a tornado handbook and a way to share storm tales.

On Wednesday,BBC America’s brooding crime drama “Luther”returns for a second season, starring Idris Elba as a troubled British detective. Get caught up at www.bbcamerica.com/content/413/index.jsp

Bargain hunting or hoarding? You decide when a new season of TLC’s “Extreme

“Terra Nova,” www.fox. com/terranova/

Launching Monday on Fox, the science-fiction drama takes people from a ravaged future into a pristine past, where they hope to have a fresh start in the age of the dinosaurs.The home page offers a link to a “Journey to ‘Terra Nova’ ” sweepstakes, video clips, photos (production, behind-the-scenes), interviews and recent tweets.There’s also an interactive game, “Eleventh Pilgrimage Lottery,” which can be played with or without Facebook.

Couponing” returns on Wednesday. Meet the expert clippers at tlc.howstuffworks.com/tv/extreme-couponing

Suburbia gets another black eye from TV on Wednesday with the premiere of the ABC sitcom “Suburgatory.” Get a glimpse of the horror at abc. go.com/shows/suburgatory

MONDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 26, 2011

Perfect Storm” (2000) George Clooney. A fishing boat sails into the storm of the century. (CC)

››› “The Perfect Storm” (2000) George Clooney. A fishing boat sails into the storm of the century. (CC)

››› “Intolerable Cruelty” (2003) George Clooney, Catherine Zeta-Jones.

› “Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster” (1965) James Karen.

Program TriVita Nopalea (AP) Shouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveWrong Turn:The Kati Kim Story (N) (S) Shouldn’t Be AliveWrong Turn:The Kati Kim Story (S) Shouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveOranguEden (BRAVO) Real HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesMost EligibleHappensReal HousewivesReal HousewivesHappensMost EligibleHappensHappensPaidPaidPaidPaidTabatha’s Salon (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportEnron: Smartest Guys in the RoomMillionsMad MoneyMarijuana: IndustryNightmare inPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) John King, USA (N) Anderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperJohn King, USAPiers MorganAnderson CooperJohn King, USAPiers MorganBusiness TodayAM:Wake Up CallAmerican Morning (COM) 30 Rock30 RockFturamaSouth PkSunnySunnySunnySunnyDailyThe Colbert ReportSouth PkDailyThe Colbert ReportWork.South PkTogetherMartinSunnyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) American ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperUnderworldAmerican ChopperUnderworldAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) ANT WizardsGood “High School Musical 3: Senior Year”Good ANT WizardsWizardsWizardsGood Good RandomANT DeckDeckPhineasPhineasPhineasPhineasBabarLittle (E!) E! News (N) Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialFashionThe ChelseaE! NewsChelseaThe The ChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) Monday Night Countdown (N) NFL Football Washington Redskins at Dallas Cowboys. SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)

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TBANannyNanny (SPIKE) 1,000 Ways to DieWays Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways 1,000 Ways to DieWays Ways Ways MAN(:36) MANswers (S) MysteryPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) AlphasAlphasAlphasAlphasWarehouse 13 (S) Warehouse 13 (S) AlphasHavenBeing HumanPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) CameronPottersBehindChironnaFranklinDupl’tisPraise the Lord (CC) OsteenPerryFirstWorldPraise the Lord (CC) HistoryHead-OnDianneWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S)

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Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) › “The Haunting” (1999, Horror) Liam Neeson, Catherine Zeta-Jones. (CC)

MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:30) ›› “It’s a Dog’s Life” (1955) ››› “The Painted Veil” (1934) Greta Garbo. (CC) ›› “China Sky” (1945, War) Randolph Scott. (CC)

››› “The Inn of the Sixth Happiness” (1958, Biography) Ingrid Bergman, Curt Jurgens. (CC)

››› “Shanghai Express” (1932) Marlene Dietrich. (CC) ›› “China Doll” (1958, War) Victor Mature, Li Li Hua. (:15) ›› “West of Shanghai” (1937) Boris Karloff. “California Mail” (TLC)

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(CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Boston Legal “’Til We Meat Again” Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “Ravenous” (S) (CC) NCIS Muslim Marine found dead. (S) WWE Monday Night RAW (N) (S Live) (CC) (:05) ›› “Quantum of Solace” (2008, Action) Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko. (CC) (:35) › “The Condemned” (2007, Action) Steve Austin, Vinnie Jones, Robert Mammone. (CC)

Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (VS) SportsHeads-Up Poker ›› “Point Break” (1991) Patrick Swayze. College TalkNBC Sports TalkHeads-Up PokerHeads-Up PokerProstatePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) Funny Videos30 Rock30 Rock30 Rock30 RockMLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at San Diego Padres. (N) NewsFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkDeathDeathDharmaPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) ››› “The Town” (2010, Crime Drama) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ››› “Catfish” (2010) (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Devil” (2010) Chris Messina. ‘PG-13’(CC) REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) Boardwalk (:25) ››› “127 Hours” (2010) James Franco. (S) ‘R’

(:05) Talking Funny (S) (CC)

›› “The Tale of Despereaux” ‘G’ (MAX) (5:20) ››› “Big Stan” (2007) (S) ‘R’

(:15) ›› “The Wolfman” (2010, Horror) Benicio Del Toro. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Hatchet II” (2010) Kane Hodder. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Busty Cops and the Jewel” (:45) ›› “The Book of Eli” (2010, Action) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:45) ›› “Chaos Factor” (2000, Action) Antonio Sabato Jr. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Blame It on Rio” (1983) Michael Caine.‘R’

›› “Jackass: The Movie” (2002) Johnny Knoxville.‘R’ ›› “Leaves of Grass” (2009) Edward Norton. (S) ‘R’ (:15) ››› “Kaboom” (2010) Thomas Dekker.‘NR’ Filmmaker (:15) ››› “In Her Skin” (2009, Drama) Guy Pearce. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) “Giallo” (2009) Adrien Brody. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ››› “Last Orders” (2001) Michael Caine. (S) ‘R’

(:10) “The Long, Hot Summer” ‘NR’ (SHOW) (5:30) ›› “Letters to Juliet” ‘PG’ (:15) “Triangle” (2009, Horror) Melissa George, Liam Hemsworth. iTV.‘R’ Weeds (iTV) (N) The Big C (CC) Weeds (iTV) (S) The Big C (iTV) “The Penthouse” (2009) Rider Strong. iTV.‘R’ Kiss and Tail:The Hollywood Jump-Off (iTV) (S) (CC) (:05) Patton Oswalt Finest Hour (CC) Russell Peters: Green Card (:05) ›› “Border Radio” (1987) Chris D.. iTV.‘R’ “Glorious” (TMC) ›› “The Brothers Bloom” (2008) Rachel Weisz. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

TUESDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 27, 2011

“The Mummy” (1999) Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz. A mummy seeks revenge for a 3,000-year-old curse.

›› “The Sandlot” (1993) Tom Guiry.The new boy in town falls in with neighborhood ballplayers.

›› “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back” (2001) Ben Affleck, Jeff Anderson. (CC) Paid Program Paid Program (AP) Piranhas (S) (CC) River MonstersMadagascar (S) (CC) River MonstersMadagascar (S) (CC) Piranhas (S) (CC) River MonstersAlone-GrizzliesAlaska WildlifeOranguEden (BRAVO) Real HousewivesRachel Zoe ProjectRachel Zoe ProjectRachel Zoe ProjectRachel Zoe ProjectMost EligibleHousewives/NJRachel Zoe ProjectHappensHappensPaidPaidPaidPaidTabatha’s Salon (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportBMW: A Driv.Dreamliner:Dreamliner:Mad MoneyDreamliner:Dreamliner:PaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) John King, USA (N) Anderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperJohn King, USAPiers MorganAnderson CooperJohn King, USAPiers MorganBusiness TodayAM:Wake Up CallAmerican Morning (COM) 30 Rock30 RockWork.Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Work.DailyColbertTosh.0Work.DailyColbertFturamaTosh.0SwardChapUglySunnyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Dirty Jobs (CC)

AuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionCarfellasCarfellasAuctionAuctionCarfellasCarfellasAuctionAuctionDirty Jobs (CC) PopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) ANT WizardsPrank ››› “Enchanted” (2007) (CC) Fish ANT WizardsWizardsWizardsGood Good RandomANT DeckDeckPhineasPhineasPhineasPhineasBabarLittle (E!) E! News (N) Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialKardasKardasChelseaE! NewsChelseaKardasKardasChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) Rise Up (N) ››› “Catching Hell” (2011) World, PokerWorld, PokerSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter

(ESPN2) NFL Live (N) (CC) WNBA Basketball Playoff:Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC)

SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)

Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) NFL Live (CC) 2011 World Series of Poker 2011 World Series of Poker College Football Teams TBA. Mike and Mike in the Morning (N) (EWTN) Daily MassAngelica LiveEWTNRosaryThreshold of HopeSheenWomen Daily MassAngelica LiveAbundant LifeLink Was SheenPapal AudienceThe OriginalChurch

AuctionAuction HuntersAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionRepoRepoAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionRepoRepoEntouWays PaidPaidPaidPaid PaidPaid (SYFY) › “P2” (2007, Suspense) Wes Bentley. ›› “The Devil’s Advocate” (1997) Keanu Reeves. (CC) › “The Messengers” (2007, Horror) Paranormal Wi. ›› “Dread” (2009) Shaun Evans PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) CrossPottersBehindJ. MeyerJ. HageeParsleyPraise the Lord (CC) ACLJHead-OnFull WorldPraise the Lord (CC) Miracles AroundNelsonWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ››› “Copycat” (1995, Suspense) Sigourney Weaver, Holly Hunter. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:00) ››› “The Group” (1966) (CC)

›››› “Spartacus” (1960, Historical Drama) Kirk Douglas, Laurence Olivier. A gladiator slave leads a revolt in Rome. (CC)

›››› “Seven Days in May” (1964) Burt Lancaster, Kirk Douglas. (CC) (:45) ›› “The Way West” (1967, Western) Kirk Douglas, Robert Mitchum, Richard Widmark. (CC)

››› “The Strange Love of Martha Ivers” (1946) Barbara Stanwyck. (CC)

››› “The Heroes of Telemark” (TLC) 19 Kids19 Kids19 Kids19 Kids19 Kids19 KidsCoupleCouple19 Kids19 Kids19 Kids19 KidsCoupleCouple19 Kids19 KidsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidFour Weddings (S) (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S)

› “Rush Hour 3” (2007) Jackie Chan. CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Franklin & BashLaw & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Angel (S) (CC)

(TOON) SquirrelLooneyLooneyGumballKing-HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua Aqua Amer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAweAqua King-HillKing-HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) Bizarre FoodsJw-Drpng RntlsAlaska UnleashedVegas InsidersPlane Sexy (CC) Alaska UnleashedVegas InsidersPlane Sexy (CC) Jw-Drpng RntlsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnBait CarBait CarPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnBait

Paid Program Paid Program (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation ››› “Casino Royale” (2006, Action) Daniel Craig. James Bond plays poker with a man who finances terrorists. (CC)

Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (VS) SportsHeads-Up Poker ››› “Tin Cup” (1996, Comedy) Kevin Costner. Talk ››› “Tin Cup” (1996, Comedy) Kevin Costner. TalkSportsPaidProstatePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) Funny Videos30 Rock30 RockMotherMotherNews at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkDeathDeathDharmaPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (5:15) ›› “Just Wright” (2010) ‘PG’ › “Little Fockers” (2010) Robert De Niro.‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Machete” (2010, Action) Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Boardwalk Empire “21” (S) (CC)

(:45) ›› “A Nightmare on Elm Street” (2010) Jackie Earle Haley.‘R’ (:25) ›› “Pirate Radio” (2009) Philip Seymour Hoffman. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:25) ›› “Sex and the City 2” (2010, RomanceComedy) Sarah Jessica Parker. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (MAX) “Throw Momma” ››› “Inception” (2010, Science Fiction) Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Independence Day” (1996) Will Smith. Earthlings vs. evil aliens in 15-mile-wide ships. (S)

Skin to the Max Chemistry (S) Strike Back (S) (CC) (:20) ›› “Doctor Detroit” (1983) Dan Aykroyd.‘R’ (CC)

(2:50) “Mother of Tears” (2007) Asia Argento.‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Switch” (1991) Ellen Barkin. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (:15) ›› “The Other Woman” (2009) Natalie Portman, Lisa Kudrow. iTV.‘R’ Weeds (iTV) (S) The Big C (iTV) Weeds (iTV) (S) The Big C (iTV)

›› “Paris, je t’aime” (2006) Steve Buscemi. (Subtitled-English) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “The Six Wives of Henry Lefay” (2008) Tim Allen. iTV. (:45) “Three and Out” (2008, Comedy) Mackenzie Crook. iTV Premiere.‘R’ Jim Jefferies: Alcoholocaust - Live “They’re Out of the Business” (2011) Eric Schaeffer.

››› “Cairo Time” (2009) Patricia Clarkson.‘PG’ (CC) “Blue Seduction” (2009) Billy Zane. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

“South of Pico” (2007) Kip Pardue. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Bikini Round-Up” (2005, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(2:50) “Fall Down Dead” (2007) Dominique Swain.‘R’ (:25) ›› “Crazy Jones” (2000) Joe Aaron.‘NR’ (CC)

›› “Drones” (2010) Jonathan M. Woodward.‘R’(CC) “Noble Things” (TMC) (5:30) ›› “Grace” (2009) ‘R’

WEDNESDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 28, 2011

Nicole Kidman. A scientist and a soldier seek stolen nuclear weapons.

›› “The Peacemaker” (1997) George Clooney, Nicole Kidman. A scientist and a soldier seek stolen nuclear weapons. Breaking Bad “Crawl Space”

(:04) ›› “The Cowboy Way” (1994) Woody Harrelson, Kiefer Sutherland. Three Stooges Three Stooges Paid Program TriVita Nopalea (AP) ConfessionsConfessionsConfessionsConfessionsConfessionsConfessionsConfessionsConfessionsConfessionsConfessionsConfessionsOrangu Eden (BRAVO) Top Chef DsrtReal HousewivesReal HousewivesTop Chef DsrtTop Chef DsrtReal HousewivesRachel Zoe ProjectMatchmakerHappensHappensPaidPaidPaidPaidTabatha’s Salon (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportThe FacebookApocalypse 2012American GreedMad MoneyApocalypse 2012American GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) John King, USA (N) Anderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperJohn King, USAPiers MorganAnderson CooperJohn King, USAPiers MorganBusiness TodayAM:Wake Up CallAmerican Morning (COM) 30 Rock30 RockChapChapSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSwardDailyColbertSouth PkSwardDailyColbertFturama ››› “American Pie” (1999) (PA) SunnyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (N) Sons of Guns (S) MythBusters (CC) Sons of Guns (S) MythBusters (CC) Storm Chasers (S) PopoffPaidTelePaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISN) ANT WizardsANT ›› “Hannah Montana:The Movie”RandomANT WizardsWizardsWizardsGood Good RandomANT DeckDeckPhineasPhineasPhineasPhineasBabarLittle (E!) E! News (N) Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialE! Special (N) ChelseaE! NewsChelseaE! SpecialChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (CC) MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (CC) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) MLB Baseball Teams TBA.(CC) SportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) NFL Live (N) (CC) CrossFit Games CrossFit Games CrossFit Games CrossFit Games Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC)

SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) NFL Live (CC) CrossFit Games CrossFit Games SportsCenter (N) (CC)

(SPIKE) The Ultimate Fighter (S) UFC Unleashed (N) Ultimate FighterBlueBlueUFC Unleashed (S) Ultimate FighterBlueBlueEntouWays PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters (N) Paranormal Wi.Ghost Hunters (S) Paranormal Wi.Stargate SG-1 (S) Stargate Atlantis“Bottom Feeder” (2006) Tom Sizemore. PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) Graham ClassicBehindJereMinisY’r DayPraise the Lord (CC) EasterDupl’tisHistoryWorldPraise the Lord (CC) BibleAgainstConWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Meet the Browns Meet the Browns House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne Conan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) › “The Reaping” (2007, Horror) Hilary Swank, David Morrissey, Idris Elba. MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ››› “The Great Lie” (1941) ›› “The Constant Nymph” (1943, Drama) Charles Boyer. Premiere. ››› “Baby Face” (1933) Barbara Stanwyck. (CC) › “Two Heads on a Pillow” (1934) (:45) ›››› “All Quiet on the Western Front” (1930, War) Lew Ayres, Louis Wolheim. (CC) Will Rogers ›› “British Agent” (1934) Kay Francis, Leslie Howard. (:15) ››› “Sparrows” (1926) Mary Pickford, Gustav von Seyffertitz.

Weddings (S) (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) Bones (S)

All in the Family All in the Family

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mond Raymond Happily Divorced Retired at 35 The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Happily Divorced Retired at 35 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company Boston Legal “Let Sales Ring” (CC) Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS: Los Angeles

“Identity” (CC) NCIS “Truth or Consequences” (S) NCIS “Spider and the Fly” (S) (CC) NCIS A girl is kidnapped. (S) (CC) NCIS A teen holds his school hostage. NCIS “Iced” (S) (CC) ››› “Atonement” (2007) James McAvoy. A girl of 13 accuses her older sister’s lover of a crime. Wings (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Becker (CC) Law Order: CI (VS) SportsHeads-Up PokerSports ››› “North Dallas Forty” (1979) Talk ››› “North Dallas Forty” (1979) SportsTalkSportsPaintPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) Funny Videos30 Rock30 RockMotherMotherNews at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkDeathDeathDharmaPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) The Strange History of Don’t Ask ›› “It’s Complicated” (2009) Meryl Streep, Steve Martin. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Boardwalk Empire “21” (S) (CC)

Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

›› “Edge of Darkness” (2010, Suspense) Mel Gibson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Rush” (1991, Drama) Jason Patric, Sam Elliott. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) The Strange History of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell (CC) Making: 127 ››› “Sneakers” (1992) ‘PG-13’ (MAX) (5:50) › “Half Past Dead” (2002) Steven Seagal.‘PG-13’ ›› “Malibu’s Most Wanted” (2003) ‘PG-13’(CC)

›› “Hatchet II” (2010) Kane Hodder. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Chemistry (S) Skin to the Max ›› “Knight and Day” (2010, Action) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Femme Fatales (1:50) ›› “Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle” (2003) (S) (:40) ›› “The Sicilian Clan” (1969, Crime Drama) Alain Delon.‘GP’ (CC) “Ramona” (SHOW) › “Push” (2009, Suspense) Chris Evans, Camilla Belle. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Inside the NFL (iTV) (N) (S) (CC) Inside NASCAR Weeds (iTV) (S) Inside the NFL (iTV) (S) (CC) Inside NASCAR Show. Sports Living for 32 (:45) “Groupie” (2010) Taryn Manning. iTV.‘NR’

(:05) “Sweet Karma” ( 2009) Shera Bechard.‘R’ (CC) (:35) “Make Believe” (2010) iTV. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:10) “Rock Slyde” (2009) ‘PG-13’(CC) (TMC) (5:30) “Dear Lemon Lima” (CC) “Hugh Hefner: Playboy, Activist and Rebel” (2009) Hugh M. Hefner.‘R’ (CC)

(:05) “The Last International Playboy” (2008) Jason Behr. (:35) ›› “Birds of America” (2008) Matthew Perry.

“Ticked-Off Trannies With Knives” (2010) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:35) ›› “The Other Woman” (2009) Natalie Portman. Premiere.‘R’ (:20) “Love’s Kitchen” (2011) Claire Forlani.‘PG-13’ ›› “Lucky Break” (2001) (S)

THURSDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 29, 2011

Country for Old Men” (2007, Crime Drama) Tommy Lee Jones, Javier Bardem.

›› “The Cowboy Way” (1994) Woody Harrelson, Kiefer Sutherland.

›› “EDtv” (1999, Comedy) Matthew McConaughey, Jenna Elfman, Ellen DeGeneres. (CC) Three Stooges Paid Program Paid Program (AP) Untamed-UncutRat Busters NYCHillbilly Handfishin’Swamp Wars (S) Hillbilly Handfishin’Swamp Wars (S) Rat Busters NYCUntamed-UncutRat Busters NYCHillbilly Handfishin’Swamp Wars (S) OranguEden (BRAVO) MatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerMost EligibleMatchmakerHappensHappensPaidPaidPaidPaidTabatha’s Salon (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportSupermarketsThe Coffee Ad.The Coffee Ad.Mad MoneyThe Coffee Ad.The Coffee Ad.PaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) John King, USA (N) Anderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperJohn King, USAPiers MorganAnderson CooperJohn King, USAPiers MorganBusiness TodayAM:Wake Up CallAmerican Morning (COM) 30 Rock30 RockFturamaFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkTosh.0DailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0DailyColbertFturamaWork.SwardLewis Black: RedSunnyPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISC) American ChopperSons of Guns (S) American ChopperUnderworldAmerican ChopperUnderworldSons of Guns (S) American ChopperPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISN) ANT WizardsWizards ›› “16 Wishes” (2010) ANT WizardsANT WizardsWizardsWizardsGood Good RandomANT DeckDeckPhineasPhineasPhineasPhineasBabarLittle (E!) E! News (N) E Spec.E Spec.E! SpecialIce-CocoIce-CocoChelseaE! NewsChelseaIce-CocoIce-CocoChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) Audibles (N) (Live) College Football South Florida at Pittsburgh. (N) (Live)

SportsCenter (N) Baseball TonightSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) College FootballSportsCenterSportsCenter

(ESPN2) Dan Le Batard Football Live High School Football Chaparral (Ariz.) vs. Notre Dame (Ariz.). (N) (Live) Rise Up (N) NFL Live (N) (CC) MMA Live (N) CrossFit Games SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) SportsNation (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N) (EWTN) Daily MassThe World Over (N) CrossingRosaryLife on the RockDefendWomen Daily MassWorld Over LiveOctavaSaintsLe CelleEuchaThreshold of HopeLiving TheOriginal Choices (FAM) (5:30) ›› “Sweet Home Alabama” ›› “Two Weeks Notice” (2002) The 700 ClubWhose?Whose?PaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidPaidMinisLifeJ. MeyerWorld (FSN) StoriesDue Magic in MinnesotaUEFA Champions League SoccerUEFA Champions League SoccerDue PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (FX) MotherMotherTwo Two Two Two SunnyArcherSunnyArcherArcherSunnySunnyArcherPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(GOLF) Golf Central Big Break IrelandBig Break IrelandPGA Tour Golf Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open, First Round. From Las Vegas. Golf Central Big Break IrelandBig Break IrelandPaid

Project RunwayProject RunwayProject Runway “Sew70’s” (:32) Dance MomsRussianProject Runway(12:01) Project Runway(:33) Dance MomsRussianPaidTriVitaPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) Big TimeSponge.FamilyMy WifeGeorgeGeorgeFriendsFriends’70s’70sGeorgeGeorgeFriendsFriendsChrisChris’70s’70sMy WifeMy WifeMatters TBANannyNanny (SPIKE) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) iMPACT Wrestling (N) (S) (CC) MANMAN(:02) MANswers (S) GTTVMANMANEntouEntouWays PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) (5:30) ››› “Dawn of the Dead” ›› “Dead Silence” (2007, Horror) › “House on Haunted Hill” (1999) “100 Feet” (2008) Famke Janssen. › “Furnace” (2006) Michael Paré. Early Edition (S) PaidPaid (TBN) GoodPottersBehindOsteenMinisHillsongPraise the Lord (CC) Holy EvidnceJeffreyWorldPraise the Lord (CC) Turning PointR. LuceWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ›› “The Invasion” (2007) Nicole Kidman, Daniel Craig. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:30) ›› “American Madness” “Hullabaloo Over Georgie and Bonnie’s Pictures” Sword & Flute Adventures of a Brown Man

››› “The Courtesans of Bombay” (1983) Premiere.

›› “Autobiography of a Princess” (:45) › “Jane Austen in Manhattan” (1980, Drama) Anne Baxter. Premiere. (:45) ››› “In Custody” (1993, Drama) Shashi Kapoor, Shabana Azmi, Om Puri. Premiere.

›› “Count Your Blessings” (1959) (TLC) Prison Diaries (S) Lottery ChangedUndercover BossPrison Diaries (N) Undercover BossPrison Diaries (S) Lottery ChangedPrison Diaries (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidFour Weddings (S) (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Falling SkiesLaw & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Angel “Shells”(S) (TOON) MADAdvenRegularProblemKing-HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChilAqua Aqua Amer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChilAweAqua King-HillKing-HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) FoodFoodFoodFoodTruck Truck FoodFoodFoodFoodTruck Truck FoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingMost ShockingThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) All in the Family All in the Family M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond

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Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve. Boston Legal (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “Hiatus”(S) (Part 2 of 2) (CC) NCIS The team hunts a killer. NCIS The team hunts for a killer. NCIS Murder of a naval officer. (S) Burn Notice “Mind Games” (CC)

› “Good Luck Chuck” (2007) Dane Cook, Jessica Alba, Dan Fogler. (CC)

“Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit”

Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (VS) SportsSportsWorld Extreme CagefightingNFL Turning PointNFL Turning PointTalkTalkNFL Turning PointIn-SportsPaidPaidPaidLightPaidPaidPaidProstate (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkDeathDeathDharmaPaid PaidPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (4:15) ››› “Avatar” (2009) (S) The Latino List (N) (S) (CC)

›› “Hereafter” (2010, Drama) Matt Damon, Jay Mohr. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) Real Sex (S) (CC) REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) (12:05) ›› “The Relic” (1997, Horror) Penelope Ann Miller. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “A Nightmare on Elm Street” (2010) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ›› “Beverly Hills Cop III” (1994) Eddie Murphy. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Conchords (MAX) (5:15) ››› “Ocean’s Eleven” (:15) ›› “Due Date” (2010, Comedy) Robert Downey Jr. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Cradle 2 the Grave” (2003) Jet Li. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) “Sexual Quest” (2011) Charmane Star. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Life on Top (S) (:40) ›› “The Box” (2009, Horror) Cameron Diaz. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:40) ›› “Volunteers” (1985, Comedy) Tom Hanks, John Candy. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Adam” (2009) Hugh Dancy. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:30) ›› “Youth in Revolt” (2009) “South of Pico” (2007) Kip Pardue. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) The Big C (iTV) Weeds (iTV) (S) The Big C (iTV) Gigolos (iTV) (S)

››› “Scream 2” (1997, Horror) David Arquette. iTV. (S) ‘R’

››› “Inglourious Basterds” (2009, War) Brad Pitt, Mélanie Laurent, Christoph Waltz. (S) ‘R’ (:35) “High Life” (2009) Timothy Olyphant. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Charlie Valentine” (2009) Raymond J. Barry.‘R’ (CC) (:40) “Brotherhood” (2010) Trevor Morgan.‘R’ (CC)

“Groupie” (2010) Taryn Manning. Premiere.‘NR’ (:20) ›› “Adventures of Power” (2008) Ari Gold. (CC)

›› “Julius Caesar” (1970) ‘G’

Russell Peters: Green Card Patton Oswalt Finest Hour (CC) Legally Brown Comics perform. (:40) ›› “Spooner” (2009) Matthew Lillard.‘R’ (CC) (:05) “Thirst” (2008) iTV. ‘R’ (TMC) (4:55) ›› “Knowing” (2009) ‘PG-13’

(AMC) (4:00) ›› “Pearl Harbor” (2001)

(2000, Suspense) Matthew McConaughey, Bill Paxton, Harvey Keitel.

Gun” (1986, Adventure) Tom Cruise, Kelly McGillis, Anthony Edwards. (CC)

“Below” (2002) Matthew Davis. Mysterious events occur aboard a World War II submarine.

“The Curse of the Living Corpse” (1964) Helen Waren, Roy Scheider. (CC) Three Stooges The Rifleman The Rifleman (AP) Shouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveBig CatBig Cat

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(DISN) RandomShake ItWizardsANT JessiePhineasPrankGood Luck CharlieShake ItWizardsANT PhineasRandomPrank(:20) ›› “Cadet Kelly” (CC) PhineasPhineasPhineasPhineasChugManny (E!) E! News (N) Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialThe FashionChelseaE! NewsChelseaThe FashionChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) BaseballFootballCollege Football Utah State at BYU. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) Baseball TonightSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) College Football Utah State at BYU. SportsCenterSportsCenter

(ESPN2) NFL Kickoff (N) (Live) High School Football Teams TBA.(N) (Live) Rise UpAFL Premiership Football Grand Final:Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Golf Asian Amateur Championship, Third Round. From Singapore. Rise UpNFL Live (N)

(EWTN) Daily MassLife on the RockCatholicRosary50 Years-ThornImageWomen Daily MassLife on the RockCatholicDefendProChurchJoy MuSaintsLitt. FlowerOriginalLetter

(FAM) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosThe 700 ClubWhose?Whose?PaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(FSN) UEFAWildJerry KillFootballEnglish Premier League SoccerDue RoadsJerry KillVikingsAction Sports Dan PatrickPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(FX) MotherMotherMotherMother ›› “Pineapple Express” (2008) Seth Rogen. ››› “Superbad” (2007, Comedy) Jonah Hill. PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

Gangland (S) (:10) UFC Unleashed (S) UFC Unleashed (S) UFC Unleashed (S) Flip Men(11:47) ›› “Green Street Hooligans” (2005) MANPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “Hostel Part II”WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S)

HavenAlphasHavenBeing HumanParanormal Wi.“Ghouls” (2008) Kristen Renton. Fri. the 13th SeriesPaidPaid (TBN) Sup.PottersBehindReportJeffreyPerryPraise the Lord (CC) PriceFocusSecretsWorldJourney of LightChristianXtremeImpactRampStoriesStoryCherubPhphy (TBS) (5:00) MLB Baseball Divisional Series:Teams TBA. (N) (S Live) (CC) MLB Baseball Divisional Series:Teams TBA. (N) (S Live) (CC) Inside MLB (N) ›› “Doom” (2005, Science Fiction) The Rock, Karl Urban, Rosamund Pike.

MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedName Is Earl (TCM) (4:45) ››› “The Sundowners” ››› “Point Blank” (1967) Lee Marvin. Left-for-dead crook seeks revenge. ›› “Tension at Table Rock” (1956) Richard Egan. (:45) ››› “The Sins of Rachel Cade” (1961, Drama) Angie Dickinson, Peter Finch.

“The Switchboard Operator” (1967) (:15) ›› “Man Is Not a Bird” (1966) Milena Dravic. (:45) Perversion for Profit Narcotics ››› “The Little Minister” (1934)

(TLC) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesFour Weddings (N) Say YesSay YesFour Weddings (S) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) ›› “Deep Impact” (1998) Robert Duvall. (CC) ›› “The Time Machine” (2002) (CC) ›› “Deep Impact” (1998) Robert Duvall. (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) GeneraBen 10StarThundr.King-HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua Aqua Amer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAweAqua King-HillKing-HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) GhostGhostGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead Files (N) Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) World’s Dumbest...ForensicForensicWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...ForensicForensicThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) All in the Family All in the Family M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) ››› “The Terminator” (1984, Science Fiction)

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton. The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S)

Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S)

Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S)

Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) 3’s Company 3’s Company (USA) (5:30) NCIS (S) NCIS “Agent Afloat” (S) (CC) ›› “He’s Just Not That Into You” (2009) Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston. Premiere. (CC)

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S)

“Second in Command” (2006) JeanClaude Van Damme, Julie Cox. (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Monk (Part 1 of 2) (CC) (VS) Game DangerElk FeBuckGun ItWhitetailNFL Turning PointNBC Sports TalkNFL Turning PointGame Adventure SportsGun ItPaidProstatePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidRifles (WGN-A) Funny Videos30 Rock30 RockMotherMotherNews at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkDeathDeathDharmaPaidPaidSingAdelante

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(HBO) (5:15) › “Our Family Wedding” ››› “127 Hours” (2010) James Franco. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Bored to Death Real Time With Bill Maher (N) (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

›› “Machete” (2010, Action) Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(12:50) ››› “Face/Off” (1997, Action) John Travolta. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Bored to Death ›› “Edge of Darkness” (2010, Suspense) Mel Gibson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) › “Rollerball” (MAX) “Terminator 3” ››› “Inception” (2010, Science Fiction) Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Strike Back (N) (S) (CC) Chemistry (N) Skin to the Max Strike Back (S) (:45) Co-Ed Confidential 3: Spring Break (S) (CC)

(:15) ›› “She’s Out of My League” (2010) Jay Baruchel. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Drumline” (2002, Comedy-Drama) Nick Cannon. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World” (SHOW) (5:15) ›› “The Switch” (2010) “Thirst” (2008, Drama) Lacey Chabert. iTV.‘R’ ›› “Piranha” (2010) Elisabeth Shue. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Boxing Ali Chebah vs. Ajose Olusegun. (N) (Live)

Inside the NFL (iTV) (S) (CC) Inside NASCAR Inside NASCAR “Triangle” (2009, Horror) Melissa George. iTV.‘R’

›› “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (2010) Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:05) “Miss Nobody” (2010) Leslie Bibb. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:40) ››› “Kaboom” (2010) Thomas Dekker.‘NR’ (12:15) “Bikini a-Go-Go” (2003) Beverly Lynne.‘NR’ (:35) ›› “Paris, je t’aime” (2006, Romance) Steve Buscemi.‘R’ (CC)

(:40) ›› “(Untitled)” (2009, RomanceComedy) Adam Goldberg. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Assassin”

(:45) “Glorious 39” (2009) Romola Garai. A mystery surrounds a British family on the eve of WWII. (TMC) (5:00) ››› “Irresistible” (2006) ‘R’

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(AMC) The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman ››› “Nevada Smith” (1966) Steve McQueen, Karl Malden. Part-Indian hunts down his parents’ killers. (CC)

››› “True Grit” (1969, Western) John Wayne. A one-eyed marshal and a Texas Ranger aid a vengeful teen. (CC)

››› “Top Gun” (1986, Adventure) Tom Cruise, Kelly McGillis, Anthony Edwards. (CC) ›› “U-571” (2000) Matthew McConaughey. (CC) (AP) Wild Russia (CC) Crocodile HunterDogs 101 (CC) It’s Me or the DogBad Dog! (CC) Bad Dog! (S) Wild Amazon (S) Wild Amazon (S) Madagascar (S) (CC) Pets 101 (S) (CC) Pets 101 (S) (CC) (BRAVO) Most EligibleMost EligibleMost EligibleMost EligibleMost EligibleRachel Zoe ProjectRachel Zoe ProjectRachel Zoe ProjectHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/NJMatchmaker (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) SaturdayGuptaCNN Saturday MorningBottomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomYour Money (N) CNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomSituation Room (COM) PaidPaidComedy(:45) “Van Wilder:Freshman Year”(:45) ›› “Caddyshack” (1980) Chevy Chase. ScrubsScrubsScrubsScrubs ›› “Hamlet 2” (2008) Steve Coogan. ››› “My Cousin Vinny” (1992) (CC) (DISC) PaidPaidDiscovery-CMEAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperDirty Jobs (CC) American ChopperGang WarsGang WarsAlmost, AwayDirty Jobs (CC) Almost, AwayDirty Jobs (CC) (DISN) MannyOsoMickeyMickeyPhineasPhineasPhineasPhineasDeckDeckWizardsWizardsGood SonnyHannahHannahWizardsWizardsWizardsWizardsWizards WizardsHannahHannah (E!) E! SpecialE! SpecialFashionThe E! News (N) E! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! Special (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (N) College GameDay (N) (Live) (CC) College Football Teams TBA.(N) (Live)

(ESPN2) (5:30) NFL Live English Premier League Soccer Everton vs. Liverpool. (N) (Live)

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ScoreCollege Football Teams TBA.(N) (Live) Score

Countdown NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: OneMain Financial 200. (N) (Live) College Football Teams TBA.(N)

(EWTN) ChapletRosaryDaily MassDonutThe FriarAngelsLucyKnightsHoly Daily MassEWTNScandal50 Years-ThornChapletRosaryCatholicSaintsSunday NightLitt. Flower

(FAM) Boy ›› “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective”“Ace Ventura:When Nature Calls”“The Chronicles of Narnia:The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe” ›› “Jumanji” (1995, Fantasy) Robin Williams. ››› “Holes” (2003) (FSN) HunterOutdoorWhitetailBowhunOutPaidWoodsOutTBAFlightlineCollege Football Teams TBA.(N) (Live) VikingsCollege Football Teams TBA.(N) (Live)

(FX) ››› “Superbad” (2007, Comedy) Jonah Hill. ›› “Pineapple Express” (2008) Seth Rogen. MotherMother › “Wild Hogs” (2007) Tim Allen, John Travolta. College Football (N) (Live)

(GOLF) Golf Central Golf Central Paid Program European PGA Tour Golf Alfred Dunhill Links Championship, Third Round. From St. Andrews, Scotland. (N) (Live) Golf Central Morning Drive LPGA Tour Golf Imperial Springs, Third Round. From Guangdong, China. Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open, Third Round. From Las Vegas. (N) (Live)

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(HIST) Heavy Metal (CC) Time Machine (CC) To Be Announced Time Machine (CC)

(LIFE) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidReba (S) Reba (S) MovieMovieMovieMovie

(NICK) ParentsParentsFanboySponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.T.U.F.F.T.U.F.F.PowerNinjasSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.iCarly (S) iCarly (S) Big TimeBig TimeVictoVictoSponge.Sponge.

(SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidRepoRepoRepoRepoXtremeHorse.RestoreRestoreAuction ›› “Man on Fire” (2004) Denzel Washington. (S) ›› “The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior” (SYFY) PaidPaidPaidPaid › “FeardotCom” (2002) Stephen Dorff. “Children of the Corn” (2009) (CC) ›› “Husk” (2010) Devon Graye. “Boogeyman 2” (2007) Tobin Bell. (CC) › “The Pumpkin Karver” (2006) (TBN) FaithvilleMaraleeBJ’sCharityKids ClbDooleyWonderBugtimeAuto B.HopkinsGod RocGoliathIshineThe HermieCaterpillrTailsHeroes & LegendsNewsPraise the Lord (CC) (TBS) According-Jim (:25) ›› “Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous” (2005) Sandra Bullock. (:25) ›› “Monster-in-Law” (2005) Jennifer Lopez, Jane Fonda.

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MLB Baseball Divisional Series:Teams TBA. (N) (S Live) (CC)

MLB Baseball Divisional Series:Teams TBA. (N) (S Live) (CC) (TCM) (5:00) ››› “The Little Minister” ›› “The Penguin Pool Murder” (1932, Mystery) (CC) ››› “The Spiral Staircase” (1946, Suspense) (CC) Zorro Rides Zorro’s Legion

›› “Tarzan’s Greatest Adventure” (1959, Adventure) (:45) ››› “Another Thin Man” (1939) William Powell, Myrna Loy. (CC) ››› “Doctor Zhivago” (1965) Omar Sharif, Julie Christie. A Russian doctor experiences the Bolshevik Revolution. (CC) (DVS) (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidProperty LadderProperty LadderProperty LadderProperty LadderHard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard Evidence (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) Ben 10GeneraStarBeyPokéRedakaiBakuganJohnnyAlmostAlmostLooneyLooney“Scooby Doo”GumballGumballJohnnyJohnnyJohnnyRegularRegularAdvenAdven (TRAV) ScreamScreamBacon ParadiseWaterparksRoadside Adv.Man v Man v Calif./BeachesTop Ten HawaiianExtreme BeachesCaribbean BchNew Jersey ShrThe Last ResortJw-Drpng Rntls (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidHogan: MCWHogan: MCWLizardPawnMost DaringMost DaringMost DaringMost ShockingMost ShockingMost Shocking (TVLAND) The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Extreme Makeover: Home Extreme Makeover: Home Extreme Makeover: Home 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company

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Company (USA) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Psych Shawn and Gus team up.

››› “Sex and the City” (2008) Sarah Jessica Parker.Time brings many changes for Carrie and her gal pals. (CC)

››› “Pretty Woman” (1990, Romance-Comedy) Richard Gere, Julia Roberts. (CC)

› “Good Luck Chuck” (2007) Dane Cook, Jessica Alba, Dan Fogler. (CC)

››› “Knocked Up” (2007) Seth Rogen. Premiere. (CC) (VS) Outdoor ChallengeWhitetailWhitetailHuntingWhitetailBucksHuntingWinchBerettaBrownFishingAdventure SportsCentralCollege Football Nevada at Boise State. (N) (Live)

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(HBO) (5:30) › “Rollerball” (2002) (CC) (:15) ›› “S.W.A.T.” (2003, Action) Samuel L. Jackson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) ››› “How to Train Your Dragon” (2010) Voices of Jay Baruchel.

›› “A Cinderella Story” (2004) Hilary Duff.‘PG’ (CC)

(:45) ››› “It’s Kind of a Funny Story” (2010) Keir Gilchrist.‘PG-13’

(:45) ›› “Hereafter” (2010) Matt Damon. Death touches three people in different ways. (S) ‘PG-13’ ›› “S.W.A.T.” (2003) ‘PG-13’(CC) (MAX) (5:00) ››› “It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World” ‘G’ (:40) ››› “Cool Runnings” (1993, Comedy-Drama) Leon. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

(:20) ›› “Due Date” (2010) Robert Downey Jr.‘R’ (CC)

› “Cop Out” (2010, Comedy) Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (12:50) “Cirque du Freak:The Vampire’s Assistant” (S) (:40) ››› “The Devil’s Own” (1997, Suspense) Harrison Ford. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) ›› “Due Date” (2010) Robert Downey Jr.‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (:15) Living for 32 (iTV) (S) (CC) Inside the NFL (iTV) (S) (CC) Inside NASCAR ›› “Star Trek:Nemesis” (2002) Patrick Stewart, Brent Spiner. iTV.‘PG-13’ (:27) ›› “Accidents Happen” (2009) Geena Davis.‘R’ Weeds (iTV) (S) The Big C (iTV)

››› “An Unreasonable Man” (2006, Documentary) iTV Premiere.‘NR’ (:05) “Adopted” (2009) Pauly Shore. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Father of the Bride” (1991) Steve Martin.‘PG’ (TMC) (5:20) “Assassin in Love” (2007) (CC) (6:50) ›› “The Dukes” (2007) Robert Davi.‘PG-13’ ›› “The Blair Witch Project” (1999, Horror) (S) ‘R’

›› “Creation” (2009, Biography) Paul Bettany. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “Boat Trip” (2003, Comedy) Cuba Gooding Jr.‘R’ (:35) ››› “Stage Beauty” (2004, Historical Drama) Billy Crudup. (S) ‘R’

(:25) “Assassin in Love” (2007) Damian Lewis.‘PG-13’ (4:50) ›› “The Dukes” (2007) (CC)

for Death” (1990) Steven Seagal, Basil Wallace. (CC) (:45) ››› “True Grit” (1969) John Wayne. A one-eyed marshal and a Texas Ranger aid a vengeful teen. (CC) Three Stooges Mad Men Betty’s father visits. (CC) (AP) Bad Dog! (S) Too Cute! (S) Bad Dog! (S) Bad Dog! (N) (S) Bad Dog! (S) Bad Dog! (S) Too Cute! (S) Bad Dog! (S) Too Cute! (S) Bad Dog! (S) Bad Dog! (S) ExtremeExtreme (BRAVO) Real Housewives ››› “The Patriot” (2000, War) Mel Gibson, Heath Ledger. Premiere. ››› “The Patriot” (2000, War) Mel Gibson, Heath Ledger. House (S) (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidHappensReal (CNBC) Money American GreedDebtSuze Orman ShowPrincess (N) (S) American GreedSuze Orman ShowPrincess (S) PaidPaidHeads-Up PokerSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid

(CNN) CNN NewsroomIn Her CornerPiers MorganCNN NewsroomIn Her CornerPiers MorganCNN NewsroomIn Her CornerPiers MorganCNN NewsroomPiers MorganCNN Newsroom (COM) MyJeff Dunham: ControlledAlpocalypse TourJeff Dunham: ControlledAlpocalypse TourTosh.0South PkSouth PkSouth Pk“South Park: Bigger”ComedyComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISC) Almost, AwayStorm Chasers (S) Storm Chasers Greatest Storms 2011Storm Chasers Greatest Storms 2011Storm Chasers (S) BrothersBrothersPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISN) DeckGood Good DeckJonas Jonas WizardsWizardsGood Good DeckJonas Jonas WizardsWizards ››› “Dadnapped” (2009) CharlieLittleLittleJungleChugManny (E!) E! SpecialMovieE! SpecialThe ChelseaFashionE! SpecialThe ChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) College FootballCollege Football Teams TBA.(N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) Football FinalSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) NFLCollege Football Teams TBA. SportsCenterFootball

(ESPN2) (5:00) College Football Teams TBA.(N) (Live) (:15) College Football Mississippi at Fresno State. (N) (Live) College Football NHRA Drag RacingBaseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) Golf Asian Amateur Championship, Final Round. From Singapore. (N) (Live)

NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: OneMain Financial 200.

(EWTN) Angelica LiveMiracle of St.ThereseAngelicaHeart of the MatterThe Journey HomeDaily MassOur Father’s PlanSt. FrancisPopeLit EWTN LiveBloodmoneyOriginalGlorious

(FAM) (4:30) “Holes”“Pirates of the Caribbean:The Curse of the Black Pearl” ››› “O Brother,Where Art Thou?” (2000) PrincePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMass

(FSN) College Football Teams TBA.(N) (Live) College Football Teams TBA.(N) (Live)

(FX) ›› “Hancock” (2008) Will Smith. Two Two Two Two LeagueLeagueWilfredWilfredTwo Two

(GOLF) Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Champions: SAS Championship, Second Round. PGA Tour Golf Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open, Third Round. From Las Vegas. Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Champions: SAS Championship, Second Round.

(NICK) Sponge.Big TimeiCarly (S) VictoNinjasiCarly (S) FriendsFriendsFriendsFriends’70s’70sMy WifeMy WifeGeorgeGeorge’70s’70sMy WifeMy WifeMattersTBAGrownPlanet (SPIKE) ›› “Walking Tall” (2004) The Rock. ››› “The Rundown” (2003) The Rock. ›› “Walking Tall” (2004) MANEntouEntouEntouEntouWays PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) › “Valentine” (2001) Denise Richards. ›› “My Bloody Valentine” (2009) › “See No Evil” (2006) Kane. (CC) “Ginger Snaps: Unleashed” (2004) “Rise of the Gargoyles” (2009) ZoneZonePaidPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn TouchHour of PowerGraham ClassicNot a Travel ››› “Though None Go With Me”VirtualOak FaithEric LiddellStrangerLindseyPraiseFalwellThe (TBS) MLB Baseball Divisional Series:Teams TBA. (N) (S Live) (CC) MLB Baseball Divisional Series:Teams TBA. (N) (S Live) (CC) Inside MLB (N) ›› “Point Break” (1991, Action) Patrick Swayze, Keanu Reeves. (CC)

MarriedMarriedMarriedHouse of Payne House of Payne (TCM) A Night at the Movies

››› “Ball of Fire” (1941, Comedy) Gary Cooper, Barbara Stanwyck. (CC)

››› “Vivacious Lady” (1938) Ginger Rogers, James Stewart. (CC)

›› “She’s Working Her Way Through College” (1952) Virginia Mayo. (CC)

››› “The Male Animal” (1942) Henry Fonda, Olivia de Havilland. (CC)

› “Young Ideas” (1943) Susan Peters, Herbert Marshall. Now Playing ›› “Berlin Express” (1948) (CC) (TLC) 48 Hours: LeftHard EvidenceHard EvidenceMediumMediumHard EvidenceHard EvidenceMediumMedium48 Hours: LeftPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

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