‘666 Park Avenue’ a throwback to elegant horror
By John Crook © Zap2itIt’s probably not a coincidence that “666 Park Avenue,” a new suspense drama premiering Sunday, Sept. 30, on ABC, opens in a glittering New York concert hall where an elegantly dressed audience listens to a classical performance. The orchestra’s concertmaster is in the middle of negotiating a tricky violin passage when suddenly the strings of his instrument begin cutting into his fingers, as if dipped in acid. Gritting his teeth in pain and mounting terror, the musician manages to get through the passage as drops of blood fly onto the music pages. In the audience, Gavin Doran (Terry O’Quinn, “Lost”) and his beautiful wife, Olivia (Vanessa Williams, “Desperate Housewives”), smile enigmatically.
Suffice it to say that violinist’s night quickly goes from bad to the worst imaginable, but that sophisticated opening sets the tone for this series set in the Drake, a stately New York high-rise that seems to have a mind of its own. The show doesn’t stint on occasional jolts of horror, but “666 Park Avenue” is more interested in inducing a sense of mounting dread, much like “Rosemary’s Baby,” another horror classic set in an eerie old New York apartment building.
Gavin, a real estate entrepreneur, owns the Drake, where he and Olivia seduce at least some of the residents into entering into infernal bargains to achieve their hearts’ desires. Of course, eventually payment comes due, usually in the form of the person’s life and/or soul. That’s why, as the series opens, there’s an opening for a new building manager (the previous one, we are told, recently “moved to a warmer climate”). Enter young couple Jane Van Veen and Henry Martin (Rachael Taylor, Dave Annable), who jump at the chance to live
and work in the opulent world of the Drake. What they don’t know is that Gavin and Olivia already are plotting a way to get their hooks into them.
O’Quinn, who won an Emmy for his work on “Lost,” admits he isn’t a fan of horror himself, but he thinks the stylish chills of this new series may click with viewers.
“I think it feels like a bit of throwback, and the more we shoot, the more it feels that way,” he says. “It’s getting better every week, I must say. I think that sense (of evoking classic horror of the past) is intentional, and they’re doing a really good job of it.
“I’ve never especially liked being scared or unsettled. To be honest, my favorite things are probably romantic comedies or other light stuff. The occult or supernatural never really appealed to me, but that being said, it’s fun to play. But the more possible (horror) is made to seem, the less I want to watch it.”
If O’Quinn isn’t a horror junkie by nature, “666 Park Avenue” creator and show runner David Wilcox definitely is, fondly recalling such classics as Shirley Jackson’s “The Haunting,” the Antichrist thriller “The Omen” and, of course, “Rosemary’s Baby.”
“Those early horror movies were really the inspiration for doing this,” Wilcox says. “The horror genre has been popular for so long. I mean, you also think about ‘The Exorcist’ and some of Hitchcock’s movies. I thought, ‘That’s how you could make horror work on network television,’ where it’s really so much more about the psychology of the characters and the subjectivity about the stories of these people who are experiencing the supernatural.
“Everyone has a different barometer for what they find scary, and our show may not be for people who like more gore and things like that, but I think
for a TV audience this kind of show delivers thrills and scares and lets people have fun with it, as well as juicy character, ‘soap’ elements.”
The series is nominally based on a book series of the same title by Gabriella Pierce, which
was about witchcraft, but Wilcox says he kept only the title and broad supernatural premise for the TV series. O’Quinn says he pointedly asked Wilcox not to give him back story information that’s not directly relevant to whatever scene he is playing, so he’s still not sure of the exact nature of the eerie relationship that seems to exist between his character and the (living?) hotel.
“It seems to me that there is a symbiotic relationship between the Drake and Gavin,” O’Quinn says. “What I don’t know yet is who has the upper hand. For me, if I have to make up any part of my story, it’s that Gavin doesn’t have complete control of this and isn’t always aware of the outcome of any given choice or action. Maybe he’s following instructions, as it were, or the Drake is the boss.”
Wilcox says there’s no such thing as a standard episode template for his show.
“I’d love it if every episode kind of felt a little different,” he says. “The show is characterdriven suspense, with elements of a very sexy soap, in the sense of relationship drama. Every story, although it’s episodic, is serving the much larger premise of the show. But we’re not going to do ‘resident of the week’ stories. We’re trying to avoid a ‘Love Boat’ or ‘Fantasy Island’ model. You’ll be meeting residents and other characters who may reappear for multiple episodes. Mainly, we just want to capture the full world of life inside the Drake. And it’s a huge building.”
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1. Eric __; role on “NCIS: Los Angeles”
5. Felix’s messy roommate
9. Rocky or Yellow Brick: abbr.
10. Ingalls boy on “Little House on the Prairie”
13. Barker or Bell
14. Like a poor excuse
15. Initials for songwriter Berlin
17. Actor on “CSI: Miami”
19. “My Son, My Son, What Have __ Done?”; 2009 movie for Willem Dafoe
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8. __ G; like a movie that is suitable for all ages
11. Cheers, for one
12. Second-largest bird
16. Andy Taylor’s deputy
17. 1971-76 William Conrad series
18. “__ __ at a Time”
19. Oldest rating in the U.S. Navy
21. Part of speech
23. Actor Richard
28. Actor Greene
30. One of the Smothers Brothers
33. Eric of Monty Python
34. Dundee denial
35. 90 degrees from NNW
36. 1981 George C. Scott film
40. Kildare or Quinn: abbr.
41. Foreign affirmative
42. Greeting from Stallone 43. “__ Plain Sight”
PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK
ACTION SPORTS
Sunday
a.m. (SPIKE) Xtreme 4x4 1:00 a.m. (MSC) Sports Unlimited Friday 5:00 p.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Tour
Saturday
8:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Xtreme 4x4 12:30 p.m. + Red Bull Signature Series
AUTO RACING
(ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Midwest Nationals, Qualifying.
1:00 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: AAA 400.
(Live)
(ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Lucas Oil Series. (Taped)
5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Global Rallycross Championship. (Taped)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Midwest Nationals.
(Same-day Tape)
10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: AAA 400.
(Same-day Tape)
Monday
1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Diesel TV
Tuesday
2:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
Wednesday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
9:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR
12:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR
Thursday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
Friday
2:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now
Saturday
8:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR
8:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV
9:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks!
9:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar
2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Auto-Plus Nationals, Qualifying. (Same-day Tape)
BASEBALL
Sunday
12:00 p.m. (TBS) MLB Baseball (Live)
12:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
1:00 p.m. (MSC) Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Chicago Cubs at Arizona Diamondbacks. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
4:30 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
7:30 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
2:00 a.m. (MSC) Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins.
4:30 a.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age Monday
6:30 a.m. (HBO) When It Was a Game III
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live 12:00 p.m. (MSC) Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins.
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live) 6:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Toronto Blue Jays.
Thursday 7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Toronto Blue Jays.
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
Friday
4:30 p.m. (TBS) MLB on Deck
5:00 p.m. (TBS) American or National League Wild-Card Game: Teams TBA. (Live) 8:30 p.m. (TBS) American or National League Wild-Card
Game: Teams TBA. (Live)
a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live) (TBS) Inside MLB
a.m. (HBO) Mantle
Saturday
Thursday 8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA
Western Conference Final, Game 1: Teams TBA. (Live)
Friday 7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA Eastern Conference Final, Game 1: Teams TBA. (Live)
BILLIARDS
Sunday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2011 International Challenge of Champions, Second Semifinal.
5:00 a.m. (MSC) Mosconi Cup.
Friday
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Mosconi Cup.
BOXING
Sunday
8:00 a.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley
9:00 a.m. (ESPN) Sunday NFL
Countdown (Live)
10:00 a.m. + Vikings GamePlan
(ESPN2) Fantasy Football Now (Live)
(MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Vikings Game Plan
11:00 a.m. _ The NFL Today
(Live)
) / FOX NFL Sunday
(Live)
(MSC) Vikings Country With Jared Allen
12:00 p.m. ) / Minnesota Vikings at Detroit Lions. (Live)
3:00 p.m. _ Oakland Raiders at Denver Broncos. (Live)
) / New Orleans Saints at Green Bay Packers. (Live)
6:00 p.m. + Football Night in America (Live)
6:30 p.m. ) / The OT (Live)
7:20 p.m. + New York Giants at Philadelphia Eagles. (Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA.
2:30 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.
4:00 a.m. (MSC) The Gamebreaker Monday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)
5:30 p.m. (ESPN) Monday Night Countdown (Live)
7:30 p.m. (ESPN) Chicago Bears at Dallas Cowboys. (Live)
10:30 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live
11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Films
Presents
12:00 a.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA.
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA. Tuesday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron
1:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Prime-
9:30 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Fox College Football Preview Show (SHOW) Inside the NFL
10:30 p.m. (MSC) The Gamebreaker
4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
Thursday
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (MSC)
(ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live) (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Toronto Blue Jays.
Wednesday
a.m. (MSC) Twins Live 11:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Toronto Blue Jays.
1:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Lead-Off Man (Live)
1:10 p.m. (WGN-A) Houston Astros at Chicago Cubs. (Live)
4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) 10th Inning (Live)
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live) (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Toronto Blue Jays. (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA.
(Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live) (MSC) Twins Live (Live) 11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Toronto Blue Jays.
2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA.
(Same-day Tape)
p.m. (TBS) Division Series: Teams TBA. (Live)
p.m. (TBS) Division Series: Teams TBA. (Live) 12:00 a.m. (TBS) Inside MLB 1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live) BASKETBALL
Sunday
9:30 a.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive
3:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA Conference Semifinal, Game 2: Teams TBA. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (MSC) Ball Up Streetball
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) WNBA Conference Semifinal, Game 2: Teams TBA. (Live)
Monday
3:00 a.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive
Tuesday
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA Conference Semifinal, Game 3: Teams TBA. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Ball Up Streetball
Wednesday
9:00 p.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive
8:30 a.m. (HBO) Jason Escalera vs. Edwin Rodriguez, Super Middleweights.
Monday
10:15 p.m. (HBO) Jason Escalera vs. Edwin Rodriguez, Super Middleweights.
Tuesday
4:00 p.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley
11:00 p.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley
Thursday
10:45 a.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley
Saturday
10:45 a.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley
9:00 p.m. (MSC) Golden Boy: Fighters TBA. (Live)
FOOTBALL
Sunday
6:30 a.m. (ESPN) NFL Matchup
7:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
7:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Matchup
Time
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) Mike and Mike’s Best of the NFL
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College
Football Live (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live
(Live)
5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32
(Live)
5:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Mike and Mike’s Best of the NFL
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
9:30 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron
10:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Mike and Mike’s Best of the NFL
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College
Football Live
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.
4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
Wednesday
1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Mike and Mike’s Best of the NFL
1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Films
Presents
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College
Football Live (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live
(Live)
5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32
(Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
8:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
Football Live (Live) (ESPN2) NFL Live 9:15 p.m. (ESPN) Utah State at BYU. (Live) 9:30 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill 10:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
a.m. (MSC) Eden Prairie at Minnetonka.
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Pittsburgh at Syracuse.
3:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Utah State at BYU. (Same-day Tape)
Saturday
7:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
9:00 a.m. (ESPN) College
GameDay (Live)
10:30 a.m. _ Navy at Air Force. (Live)
(MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill
11:00 a.m. 7 SEC Game of the Week: Teams TBA. (Live)
(ESPN) (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live)
(FX) (MSC) College Football (Live)
12:00 p.m. + Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron
1:30 p.m. ) / FOX College Saturday (Live)
2:00 p.m. % College Football Countdown (Live) _ College Football Today (Live) ) / Teams TBA. (Live) (ESPN) (ESPN2) College Football Scoreboard (Live)
PLAYING FIELD
HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK
2:30 p.m. % _ (ESPN) (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live) (MSC) College Football
(Live)
5:30 p.m. ) / FOX College
Saturday (Live) (ESPN) (ESPN2) College Football Scoreboard (Live)
6:00 p.m. ) / (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live) (ESPN2) College Football
Scoreboard (Live) (MSC) College Football
(Live)
6:30 p.m. + Miami vs. Notre Dame. (Live)
6:45 p.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live)
7:00 p.m. % Teams TBA. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) College
Football Scoreboard (Live)
9:30 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) College Football (Live)
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College
Football Final (Live)
1:30 a.m. (ESPN) College
Football Final
1:32 a.m. + Vikings GamePlan
2:30 a.m. (ESPN) NFL Matchup
3:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (MSC) College Football
(Live)
3:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA.
5:30 a.m. (ESPN) College
Football Final
GOLF
Sunday
9:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Ryder Cup (Live)
11:00 a.m. + 2012 Ryder Cup
Final Day. (Live) (GOLF) Big Break Greenbrier
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Web.com: Chiquita Classic, Final Round. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From the Ryder Cup (Live)
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From the Ryder Cup
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From the Ryder Cup
2:00 a.m. (GOLF) Web.com: Chiquita Classic, Final Round.
4:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Ryder Cup
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Ryder Cup
Monday
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Ryder Cup
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Junior PGA Championship Highlights
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Now
3:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Now
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Now
4:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Now
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
7:00 p.m. (GOLF)
4:00
4:30
p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf
p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy 7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open, Pro Am. 8:00 p.m. (GOLF) On the Range 9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open, Pro Am.
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Pregame (Live)
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: SAS Championship, Second Round. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open, Third Round. (Live)
8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open, First Round.
RODEO
Sunday
Golf Central
(GOLF) European Tour Weekly
(GOLF) Alfred Dunhill Links Championship, Second Round. (Live) 11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live) 12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: SAS Championship, First Round. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Web.com: Neediest Kids Championship, Third Round. (Same-day Tape)
8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open, Third Round.
11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: SAS Championship, Second Round.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
MARTIAL ARTS
Sunday
8:30 a.m. (SHOW) Strikeforce: Melendez vs. Healy
9:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Unleashed
Tuesday
11:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Unleashed
Wednesday
5:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider
Friday
7:00 p.m. (FX) UFC: Browne vs. Silva (Live)
9:00 p.m. (FX) The Ultimate Fighter
12:00 a.m. (FX) The Ultimate Fighter
2:00 p.m. _ Bull Riding PBR 15/15 Bucking Battle. (Taped)
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Bull Riding CBR South Point Vegas Challenge. (Taped)
SOCCER
Sunday
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Being: Liverpool
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show
Monday
1:55 p.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer Queens Park Rangers FC vs West Ham United FC. (Live)
11:00 p.m. (MSC) Being: Liverpool
Tuesday
1:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Pregame (Live)
1:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer SL Benfica vs Barcelona. (Live)
Wednesday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Highlights
1:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Pregame (Live)
1:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Arsenal FC vs Olympiacos FC. (Live)
Thursday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Highlights
7:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer CFR Cluj vs Manchester United FC.
10:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Manchester City FC vs Borussia Dortmund.
Friday
Thursday
7:30 a.m. (GOLF) Alfred Dunhill Links Championship, First Round. (Live)
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Chasing the Dream
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Greenbrier
1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open, Pro Am.
2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open, First Round. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Web.com: Neediest Kids Championship, First Round. (Same-day Tape)
for Children Open, Second Round. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Web.com: Neediest Kids Championship, Second Round. (Same-day Tape)
8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open, Second Round.
11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole
12:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: SAS Championship, First Round.
4:30 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Saturday
7:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
7:30 a.m. (GOLF) Alfred Dunhill Links Championship, Third Round. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Being: Liverpool
6:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Magazine
10:00 p.m. (MSC) English Premier League Soccer
Saturday
6:30 a.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer Manchester City FC vs Sunderland AFC. (Live)
2:30 p.m. + MLS Soccer Chicago Fire at New York Red Bulls. (Live)
WRESTLING
Wednesday
7:00 p.m. (ION) WWE Main Event
Saturday 9:00 a.m. 7 WWE Saturday Morning Slam
Drama) Robert De Niro, Chazz Palminteri, Lillo Brancato. (S) ››››
the Extra-Terrestrial” (1982) (S)
CABLE CHANNELS
(A&E) The Glades “Poseidon Adventure” Longmire “A Damn Shame” (CC)
››› “Independence Day” (1996) Will Smith, Bill Pullman. Earthlings vs. evil aliens in 15-mile-wide ships. (CC)
HoggersHoggersHoggersHoggersHoggersHoggersHoggersHoggersExterminator Exterminator Exterminator Exterminator Exterminator Exterminator (AMC) Mad Men Pete and Roger butt heads. Mad Men Pete and Roger butt heads. Mad Men “Tea Leaves” (CC) Hell on Wheels “The White Spirit”
››› “El Dorado” (1967, Western) John Wayne. A gunfighter and a drunken sheriff face an evil land baron. (CC)
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›› “The End of the Affair” (1955) Deborah Kerr, Van Johnson. (CC) ››› “Designing Woman” (1957, Comedy) Gregory Peck. (CC) (DVS)
››› “Carmen Jones” (1954) Dorothy Dandridge, Harry Belafonte.
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F › “Old Dogs” (2009) John Travolta. ›› “There’s Something About Mary” (1998) ›› “Daddy Day Care” (2003) ››› “Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa” (2008) MotherMotherTwo Two ››› “Taken” (GOLF) Morning Drive VariedMorning Drive Varied Programs PaidPaidVaried Programs CentralVaried (HGTV)
CABLE CHANNELS
M The Balancing ActWillWillFrasierFrasierFrasierFrasierChrisChrisChrisChrisGrey’s AnatomyGrey’s AnatomyGrey’s AnatomyMotherMotherGhost StoriesMy Ghost Story
T Wife SwapTrading Spouses
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W SUZANNE Sh.
TH BalanceSpaces Project RunwayProject Runway
F Most WantedMost Wanted
M The ’LightsThe ’LightsDream OnAmeriOutd’rDobbsWhitetailCamoGunsSeasonsRedfernWhitetailGun ItTo Be Announced Pro Football TalkNBC Sports Talk
T HunterB. DanceCharlieFishingOutdoorOutd’rBlue ColHuntBattleOn TVBuckDream OnFormula
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W WhitetailElk FeAmeriOutd’rGunsGun Talk 3-GunWhitetail Whitetail OutdoorDanger.MLS 36KingViper
TH Sports IllustratedDeer ParkerCamo B. DanceFishingDobbsOutsideHuntingHunterFLW OutdoorsMotorsports Hour
F Caught
13Warehouse 13
T Monster ManMonster ManMonster ManMonster ManMonster ManMonster ManHot Set Face Off Face Off Face Off Face Off
W Ghost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersParanormal Wi.Paranormal Wi.Paranormal Wi.
TH Zone ››› “Serenity” (2005) Nathan Fillion. (CC) ››› “Star Trek III: The Search for Spock” ›› “Star Trek V: The Final Frontier” (1989) ››› “Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home” (1986) Star Trk
M PrinceK. ShookSuperJ. MeyerCrefloJ. HageeParsleyY’r DayBelieverProphGoodMannaBehindJewishLife ToTodayThe 700 ClubJ. HageeEducaPraise the Lord
T 360 Life Graham ClassicDr. to Dr. Super Building
F “Locusts: The 8th Plague” (2005) (CC) › “Swarmed” (2005) Michael Shanks. ››› “Infestation” (2009, Horror) › “Ice Spiders” (2007, Horror) (CC) “Camel Spiders” (2011) Brian Krause. › “Mimic 2” (TBN)
W Change WinningAgainstProclaim J. Meyer Breaking
TH G. Parsley CopeBrownsEducaDiffer LifestyleRobisonHickey Lucado
F Dupl’tis Best of Praise The Lord Life ToToday Holy (TBS)
M EarlHomeHomeJimJimThere BrownsPaynePrincePrincePrinceAmer.Amer.RayRayRayRaySeinfeldFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsKingKing T
F Seinfeld Seinfeld MLBMLB Baseball (TCM)
M “Face in Crowd”(:15) ››› “Island of Love” (1963) ›› “Ensign Pulver” (1964) Burl Ives ››› “Fail-Safe” (1964) Henry Fonda. ››› “The Fortune Cookie” (1966) (:15) ››› “Cactus Flower” (1969) (CC) Tracy
T Whipsaw(:45) ›› “Riffraff” (1935) (CC) ›› “The Big City” (1937) ››› “Mannequin” (1937) (:45) ›› “They Gave Him a Gun”“A Night at the Opera”(:15) ››› “A Day at the Races”“Story-Mankind”
W Ma“The Penguin Pool Murder”“The Ex-Mrs. Bradford” (CC) ›› “The Dude Goes West”(:15) ››› “The Clock” (1945) (CC) ››› “Love Affair” (1939) (:45) ›› “Once Upon a Honeymoon”(:45) “Going My Way” (1944)
TH “Bathing Beauty”(:15) ››› “The Harvey Girls” (1946) ››› “Holiday in Mexico” (1946) (:15) ››› “Cass Timberlane” (1947) (CC) ›› “The Red Danube” (1949) (CC) (:45) ›› “Key to the City” (1950) (CC) Ticklish
F Mummys(:45) “Singapore Woman” ›› “The Haunted Palace”“Soul-Monster”“Four Skulls of J. Drake”(:15) “I Married a Witch”(:45) ›› “Curse of the Demon”“Curse of Mummy’s Tomb”“Sinbad-Tiger” (TLC) Baby’s MultiplesBabyBabyBabyBabyPregnantPregnantSay YesSay YesWhat Not to WearBabyBabyToddlers & TiarasNot VariedSay YesSay Yes Varied ProgramsMediumMedium (TNT) Charmed Charmed SupernaturalSupernaturalRizzoli & IslesVaried Programs The Mentalist (TOON) RegularBeyPokéNinjaGoSidekickAlmostGarfieldGarfieldScoobyScoobyLooney TunesTom & JerryScoobyScoobyLooneyLooneyAdvenAdvenMADRegularRegularGumball
NoticeBurn NoticeBurn
(2011) (S) “Pure Country 2: The Gift” (2010) (S) “Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close”“Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules”(2:55) “Shattered Glass” (S) “Harry Potter-Deathly Hall.” T Export
Eagle” (2011) (S) (CC)
as We Know
(S) Fight ›› “Klitschko” (2011) W The Latino List ››› “Antz” (1998) (S) ››› “The Horse Whisperer” (1998) Robert Redford. (CC) “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” (S) (:20) ››› “Seabiscuit” (2003) (S) The Latino List“Harry Potter”
TH “Rookie-Year”(:15) ›› “Small Time Crooks” (2000) ›› “Larry Crowne” (2011) Fight(:15) “A Thousand Words”“Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son”Weight(:15) ››› “Shattered Glass” (2003) ›› “Antitrust”
M (5:00) “Le Divorce” ›› “Uncle Buck” (1989) (S) (:40) ›› “The Rite” (2011) (S) (CC) (:35) ›› “Arthur” (2011) (S) (CC) ››› “Boogie Nights” (1997) Mark Wahlberg. (:05) ›› “Hart’s War” (2002) (CC) “What-Number”
T Begin(:35) “Mrs. Henderson Presents” (2005) (:20) ›› “Elektra” (2005) ››› “The Matrix” (1999) Keanu Reeves. (S) “Anacondas: Hunt” ››› “Hanna” (2011) Saoirse Ronan. (3:50) “Love & Other Drugs”Running
F Prayer, Perfect“The Adjustment Bureau” (S) Unstop. ››› “Arachnophobia” (1990) (S) ››› “Unstoppable” (2010) Cow ›› “Life as We Know It” (2010) (S) ›› “One Day” (2011) (S) (CC) “Adjustment Bur” (MAX)
W (5:40) “Shrek 2”(:15) › “Ready to Rumble” (2000) (S) “Don’t Be a Menace” ›› “Hesher” (2010) (S) (:15) ›› “Taking Lives” (2004) (S) ›› “Due Date” (2010) (S) (:40) › “Beyond” (2011) (S) “Hangover II”
TH “Problem Child”(6:50) “Problem Child 2” (S) (:20) ››› “Backdraft” (1991) (S) (:40) › “Vampires Suck” (S) (:05) › “Broken Lizard’s Club Dread”(1:50) ››› “Sneakers” (1992) (S) › “Gulliver’s Travels” (S) BASEket
F “The Detective”(:15) ›› “Johnny English Reborn” (S) ›› “Nick of Time” (1995) “Lovewrecked” (2006) (CC) ››› “Another Earth” (S) “The Hand That Rocks the Cradle” (S) (:20) › “Picture Perfect” (S) (:05) “Sanctum” (SHOW)
M ››› “Super Size Me” (S) (:45) ›› “House of D” (2004) “The Other F Word” (2011) (:15) “Down and Out in Beverly Hills” › “A Guy Thing” (2003) (:45) ››› “Stardust” (2007) Claire Danes. “Fright Night” (S)
T (5:45) “Beastly” (S) (:15) ››› “The Barefoot Executive” ››› “Our Song” (2000) (:45) “Lebanon, Pa.” (2010) (S) (CC) “The Con Artist” (2010) (S) ›› “The Heavy” (2010) (S) (:45) › “Bio-Dome” (1996) (CC) Beastly
W “Tale-Sweeney”(:05) “Dakota Skye” (2008) (:45) ››› “Make Believe” (2010) (S) (:25) “Last Night” (2010) (S) “Womb” (2010) Eva Green. (S) (CC) ›› “Shade” (2003) (S) (CC) (:45) “The Entitled” (2011) (S) (CC) Story Us TH “Shadow Island”“The Twilight of the Golds”(:45) ›› “Danny Deckchair” (2003) “American Flyer” (2011) (CC) › “The Scenesters” (2009) (:45) ›› “The Tempest” (2010) (S) (:45) “Relative Strangers” (S) “Other F Word”
F (5:45) › “Reunion” (2009) ›› “Lily in Love” (1985) (:10) ›› “The Beaver” (S) (:45) ›› “Beaches” (1988) Bette Midler. (CC) ›› “DeadHeads” (2011) (:45) ››› “The Thin Blue Line” (S) ›› “I Am Number Four” (TMC)
M (5:45) “The Perfect Game”(:45) “The Young Sinner”(:10) ›› “Just Write” (1998) (S) “Unzipped” (1995) (:15) › “According to Spencer” (2001) (1:50) ›› “Sex and a Girl” ››› “Trekkies” (1997) “How to Lose”
T Shadow ›› “When Time Expires”“Run for the Dream: Devers”(:45) “Static” (2008) (S) (CC) (:15) “Shoot the Hero” (2010) (:35) “Edges of the Lord” (S) (:15) “The Gundown” (2011) (S) (CC) (3:55) “Street Racer” (2008) PreyJag
W (5:35) “Lily Dale”(:15) ›› “The Snow Walker” (2003) (:05) “It’s a Free World” (S) “Journey to Center of Earth”(:15) “Thanks” (2011) Paul Dooley. (S) (1:50) ››› “The Snapper”(:25) “Unhook the Stars” (S) (:15) “(Untitled)”
TH “Snow Buddies”(:15) ›› “Unraveled” (CC) (:40) › “Surface to Air” (S) (:15) ›› “The Fourth Angel” (2001) “National Lamp.” › “Blessed” (2004) (S) (:15) ›› “Guy X” (2005) Jason Biggs. “How to Lose”
F On“The Hollywood Complex” ›› “The Perfect Game” (2008) (S) ›› “A Simple Twist of Fate” (1994) ›› “Wisegirls” (2002) (CC) (:40) “A Summer in Genoa”(:15) ››› “Out of the Ashes” (2003) (:15) “Blackthorn”
IN FOCUS
•What are you currently reading?
“ ‘Canada’ by Richard Ford. It’s a wonderful book. I’m also reading – I read a lot – ‘Bring Up the Bodies’ by Hilary Mantel.”
•What did you have for dinner last night?
“I had a wonderful dinner at Sushi Yasuda, a little authentic Tokyo sushi bar in (New York) – it’s one of my top four Japanese restaurants.”
•What is your next project?
“I’m working on a store concept right now, but I can’t tell you what it is.”
•When was the last vacation you took – where and why?
“Well, I tried to take a vacation at my house in Maine on Mount Desert Island. It wasn’t much of a vacation, but it was fun. My daughter (Alexis) came with her two babies and some friends. It was supposed to be a real hiking, boating, tennis, biking vacation, but my daughter broke her foot the week before … so I played a lot with the babies.”
Well, folks, we’ve got no more excuses. The queen of culinary perfection, Martha Stewart, is set to teach us how to cook like real chefs, starting with the basics and working our way up, with her new show, “Martha Stewart’s Cooking School,” premiering Saturday, Oct. 6, on PBS (check local listings).
“I love to teach, and PBS came to me looking for a real cooking show, one that would inspire experienced cooks –and new cooks – to get in the kitchen and really try these things,” Stewart says. “We made 26 half-hour shows based loosely on my book ‘Martha Stewart’s Cooking School.’ It divides the methods of cooking into categories so there is a show devoted to how to poach, how to steam, how to roast, how to pan saute. Of course, they’ll be a refresher course for some, but a really great teaching course for others who want to learn.”
The show focuses on the techniques necessary to give viewers a rock-solid foundation for recipes that everyone will come across at one point or another. She starts off slowly (this week she helps us cook the perfect egg,
whether it be soft- or hard-cooked or a fluffy scramble; next week it’s on to sauces, then vegetables) before tackling some other items that might seem daunting to the uninitiated (braising, butchering), but after watching Stewart, seem totally doable.
“These are the techniques – the secrets – that you would learn if you went to a very expensive cooking school,” Stewart says. “I think we have forgotten that there is a lot more to what we can eat than what we eat ... people are so attuned to opening a box or a can.
“It takes no time at all to put a nice piece of fish in a steamer with some vegetables and have a really good meal,” Stewart says. “That’s what I want people to know – that it’s not so hard, and it’s not so complicated. ... If you know the techniques and the tricks you can be a really good cook.
“Julia (Child) led the way, and she was such a good teacher – and I think I’m a good teacher, and PBS thinks I’m a good teacher, and I think I can carry on where Julia left off.”
“The Promise,” www.hulu. com/the-promise
The BAFTA-nominated political thriller from writer and director Peter Kosminsky is available to U.S. audiences on Hulu and Hulu Plus. Set in the 1940s in Israel and Palestine — and shot on more than 160 locations — it juxtaposes events during the British occupation with modern events. Claire Foy (“Little Dorrit”) stars as a young Londoner spending the summer in Israel, who finds her grandfather’s (Christian Cooke) diary from the ’40s.
“Cybergeddon,” screen.yahoo.com/cybergeddon/
The digital thriller series from “CSI” franchise creator Anthony E. Zuiker stars Missy Peregrym (“Rookie Blue”) as Chloe Jocelyn, a government agent investigating a string of seemingly unrelated cyberattacks. The nine digital chapters, produced with technical assistance from Norton by Symantec, also star Olivier Martinez, Manny Montana and Kick Gurry.
“Stuck,” www.koldcast.tv/ video/stuck_prologue
The Italian series of 12-minute episodes focuses on David Rea (Riccardo Sardone), a 40year-old life coach who pulls his clients out of ruts, but — despite having charm, good looks and some alleged smarts about life — he’s still acting like a youngster, bedding many women and creating drama. He may help his clients to get to the next level, but he can’t seem to grow up.
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(ESPN) Monday Night Countdown (N) NFL Football Chicago Bears at Dallas Cowboys. (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) NFL PrimeTime (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter
(ESPN2) E:60 (N) World/ Poker 2012 World Series of Poker Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC)
SportsCenter Football Live Baseball Tonight NFL Presents SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) College Football Teams TBA. College Football Teams TBA. Mike and Mike in the Morning (N)
(EWTN) Holy MassThe Journey HomeGenesisRosaryWorld Over LiveVaticanoWomen Holy Mass and NovenaRestorMother AngelicaSt FranMarriageSaintsGod Say YesVisionarHoly Catholic
(FAM) Switched at BirthSwitched at Birth ››› “My Best Friend’s Wedding”The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerPaid
(FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N)
(FSN) MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Toronto Blue Jays. (N) Twins MinneWorld Poker TourBeing: LiverpoolMLB Baseball: Twins at Blue Jays PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
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(SPIKE) ›››› “Star Wars IV: A New Hope” (1977) Mark Hamill. ›››› “Star Wars IV: A New Hope” (1977) Mark Hamill. RepoRepoEntouEntouUnsolved MysteryPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(SYFY) Warehouse 13 (S) Alphas (N) Warehouse 13 (S) Alphas Warehouse 13 (S) Alphas › “Fertile Ground” (2010, Horror) (CC) Ghost WhispererPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) LucadoPottersBehindLivingFranklinDupl’tisPraise the Lord (CC) OsteenMannaAgainstCrefloPraise the Lord (CC) HistoryCrossMusicWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Conan (N) (CC) The Office “Search Committee” (CC)
Conan (CC) Name Is Earl Name Is Earl › “Never Back Down” (2008, Action) Djimon Hounsou, Sean Faris. (CC)
MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) Spencer Tracy
Legacy: A Tribute
›› “Me and My Gal” (1932) Spencer Tracy.
››› “A Man’s Castle” (1933) Spencer Tracy.
››› “The Power and the Glory” (1933) Spencer Tracy.
›› “Dante’s Inferno” (1935, Drama) Spencer Tracy.
››› “20,000 Years in Sing Sing” (1933) (CC) ›› “The Show Off” (1934) Spencer Tracy. A lovestruck man’s bragging brings him big trouble.
(:15) ›› “Whipsaw” (1935) (TLC) Breaking Amish (S) Breaking Amish (S) Breaking Amish (S) Breaking Amish (S) Breaking Amish (S) Breaking Amish (S) Breaking Amish (S) Breaking Amish (S) To Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedLivin’-Apocalypse (TNT) The Mentalist (S) Major CrimesMajor Crimes (N) The Mentalist (S) Major CrimesCSI: NY (S) (CC) Cold Case (CC) Dallas (CC) The Closer (CC) Las Vegas (CC) Angel (S) (CC) Smallville “Power” (TOON) AdvenAdvenRegularAnnoyKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua China, ILAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyMAD (TRAV) FoodFoodNo ReservationNo ReservationNo ReservationHotel ImpossibleNo ReservationNo ReservationHotel ImpossibleNo ReservationPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...StorageStorageStorageStorageStorageStorageStingsStingsStorageStorageStorageStorageStorageStorageStingsStingsThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Home Improve. Home Improve. Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens ’70s Show ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Cosby Show The Nanny The Nanny Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS: Los Angeles “Human Traffic”
PREMIUM CHANNELS
WWE Monday Night RAW (N) (S Live) (CC)
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) (:05) › “Attack Force” (2006, Action) Steven Seagal, Lisa Lovbrand. (CC)
Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC)
Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (WGN-A) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosFunny Videos30 Rock30 RockRulesRules30 RockScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaDeathBill CunninghamPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
(HBO) “Harry Potter and Deathly Hallows” Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)
››› “Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close” (2011) Tom Hanks. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) Boxing Jason Escalera vs. Edwin Rodriguez, Super Middleweights. (S) (CC)
››› “Big Stan” (2007, Action) Rob Schneider, David Carradine. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ›› “Deliver Us From Eva” (2003) LL Cool J. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Exporting Raymond” (2010) (MAX) (5:10) “What’s Your Number?” ‘R’
›› “The Change-Up” (2011, Comedy) Ryan Reynolds. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
›› “The Matrix Revolutions” (2003) Keanu Reeves. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) Strike Back (S) (CC)
››› “Bridesmaids” (2011, Comedy) Kristen Wiig, Rose Byrne. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
Erotic Traveler Erotic Traveler
(:15) ››› “Daybreak” (1993, Science Fiction) Cuba Gooding Jr. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(4:50) ››› “Beginners” (2010) ‘R’ (SHOW) (5:00) ››› “Fright Night” ‘R’ Dexter “Are You ...?” (S) (CC)
Homeland “The Smile” (S) (CC) Dexter “Are You ...?”
(S) (CC)
Homeland “The Smile” (S) (CC) Mike Epps Presents: Live From Club Nokia (S) (CC) (:40) “Before I Self Destruct” (2009) 50 Cent. ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Dr. T & the Women” (2000, Romance-Comedy) Richard Gere. (S) ‘R’
(:05) ›› “The Ref” (1994) Denis Leary. ‘R’ (CC) “Beastly” (2011) (TMC) “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days”
›› “Spoken Word” (2009, Drama) Kuno Becker. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
› “Hotel California” (2008) Erik Palladino. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:40) ›› “Good Neighbours” (2010, Crime Drama) Jay Baruchel. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Haunting Desires” (2003) Beverly Lynne. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
“Gahan Wilson’s The Kid” (2000)
(:15) ›› “Super” (2010, Action) Rainn Wilson, Ellen Page. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “Shadow of Fear” (2004) (CC)
TUESDAY EVENING OCTOBER 2, 2012
Holm. Premiere. A New York cabby tries to save Earth in 2259.
Fifth Element” (1997) Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman. A New York cabby tries to save Earth in 2259.
of Nature” (1999, Romance-Comedy) Sandra Bullock, Ben Affleck. (CC)
“Oceans” (2009) (S) Human Planet (S) Human Planet (S) Wild Serengeti (S) OranguEden (BRAVO) Actor’s StudioHousewives/NJFlipping Out (CC) Flipping Out (N) HappensHousewives/NJHousewives/NYCFlipping Out (CC) HappensTop Chef All StarsPaidPaidPaidPaidTop Chef Masters (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportThe Facebook60 Minutes onAmerican GreedMad Money60 Minutes onAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) ColbertDailyWork.Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Brickle.DailyColbertTosh.0Brickle.DailyColbertTosh.0Brickle.South PkKeySunnySwardPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Deadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadly Seas (S) Deadliest CatchDeadly Seas (S) Deadliest CatchDeadliest CatchPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCreflo (DISN) RandomGood WizardsMovie (S) (CC) RandomShake ItWizardsVampireWizardsWizardsGood Good RandomANT DeckDeckPhineasPhineasPhineasPhineas3rd & Little (E!) E! News Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialKardasKardashianE! News ChelseaKardasKardasChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
“Oceans” (2009) (S) “Crimson Wing: Flamingos” “Crimson Wing: Flamingos”
(ESPN) E:60 (N) 30 for 30 (N) World/PokerWorld/PokerSportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) College Football Teams TBA. SportsCenterSportsCenter
(ESPN2) NFL Live (N) (CC) WNBA Basketball Conference Semifinal, Game 3: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter Best of the NFL Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) 30 for 30 (N) Football Live SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) NFL Live (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N)
(EWTN) Holy MassAngelica LiveEWTNRosaryThreshold of HopePriestWomen Holy Mass and NovenaCatholicCatholicismLe CelleMiraclesPriestPapal AudienceEpistlesHoly Music
(FAM) “My Best Friend’s Wedding” ››› “Pretty Woman” (1990) Richard Gere. The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 Club (S)
(FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N) (FSN) MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Toronto Blue Jays. (N) Twins VikingsBall Up StreetballUFC UnleashedMLB Baseball: Twins at Blue Jays
(FX) Two Two ››› “Taken” (2008) Liam Neeson. Sons of AnarchySons of AnarchySons of AnarchySons of AnarchyRescue MePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid(Off
(SYFY) Face Off Face Off Face Off (N) Hot Set (N) Face Off Hot Set ›› “The Prophecy” (1995) (CC) “The Prophecy: Uprising” (2005) PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) MasterPottersBehindJ. MeyerPrinceParsleyPraise the Lord (CC)
ACLJHead-OnFull CrefloPraise the Lord (CC) Miracles AroundEvidnceWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC)
Conan (CC) Name Is Earl Name Is Earl ››› “Friday Night Lights” (2004, Drama) Billy Bob Thornton, Derek Luke, Jay Hernandez. MarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) ›› “The Story of Mankind”
››› “An Affair to Remember” (1957) Cary Grant, Deborah Kerr. (CC)
(:15) ››› “A Patch of Blue” (1965, Drama) Sidney Poitier. (CC) (DVS)
(:15) ››› “Butterflies Are Free” (1972) Goldie Hawn, Edward Albert.
(:15) ››› “Gaby: A True Story” (1987) Liv Ullmann, Norma Aleandro.
(:15) ›› “The Sign of the Ram” (1948) Susan Peters, Alexander Knox. Elvis Mitchell “Matrimonial” (TLC) Secret Princes (S) Breaking Amish (S) 19 Kids19 KidsAbbyAbby19 Kids19 KidsAbbyAbbyBreaking Amish (S) Secret Princes (S) To Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedHuman Body (TNT) The Mentalist (S) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Rizzoli & IslesLeverage (CC) The CloserCold Case (CC) The Great EscapeThe Closer (CC) Las Vegas (CC) Angel (S) (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) AdvenDragonsLevel UpAdvenKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua China, ILAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyMAD (TRAV) FoodFoodTravel Like a PresAirport Airport Mysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumAirport Airport Mysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumTravel Like a PresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...PawnPawnPawnPawnBait CarBait CarBait CarBait CarPawnPawnPawnPawnBait CarBait CarBait CarBait CarThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Home Improve. Home Improve. Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens ’70s Show ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Cosby Show The Nanny The Nanny Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Covert Affairs “Suffragette City”
House “Birthmarks” (S) (CC) House Thirteen has a bad date. (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) ›››› “Goldfinger” (1964) (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at Nine30 Rock30 RockRulesRules30 RockScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaDeathBill CunninghamPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
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(HBO) “Klitschko” ‘NR’ REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S)
› “The Sitter” (2011, Comedy) Jonah Hill. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Treme “Saints” (S) (CC) Boardwalk Empire “Bone for Tuna” Fight Game ››› “Unstoppable” (2010) Denzel Washington. ‘PG-13’
(:10) ›› “Klitschko” (2011, Documentary) (Subtitled-English) (S) ‘NR’
(:05) › “The Sitter” (2011) Jonah Hill. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (Off Air) (MAX) (5:45) ›› “The Running Man” (1987) (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Final Destination 5” (2011) Nicholas D’Agosto. ‘R’
›› “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” (2004) (:40) Strike Back (S) (CC)
Skin to the Max (11:55) Life on Top Feature 4: Let’s Do It (S) (CC)
›› “The Art of War” (2000, Suspense) Wesley Snipes. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Clockers” (1995, Drama) Harvey Keitel, John Turturro. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Shrek 2” (2004) (SHOW) (5:30) ›› “Beastly” (2011)
Homeland “The Smile” (S) (CC) Dexter “Are You ...?” (S) (CC) Homeland “The Smile” (S) (CC) Dexter “Are You ...?” (S) (CC) Gigolos (CC) ›› “Wet Hot American Summer” (2001) ‘R’ (CC) (:10) ›› “Birds of America” (2008) Matthew Perry. (:35) ›› “Steal” (2002, Action) Stephen Dorff. ‘R’ (CC) (Off Air)Josh Blue: Sticky Change (S) (CC) “TaleTodd” (TMC) (5:25) ›› “Prey of the Jaguar” ‘R’
›› “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (2010) Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:05) ››› “The Cry of the Owl” (2009) Paddy Considine. (:45) › “Groupie” (2010) Taryn Manning. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (12:05) ››› “In Her Skin” (2009, Drama) Guy Pearce. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(1:55) ›› “Things Behind the Sun” (2001) Kim Dickens. Premiere. (S) ‘R’
›› “The Perfect Host” (2010) David Hyde Pierce. ‘R’ “Lily Dale” (S)
WEDNESDAY
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“Apollo 13” (1995) Tom Hanks, Bill Paxton. Based on the true story of the ill-fated 1970 moon mission. (CC)
› “Mission to Mars” (2000) Gary Sinise. A team goes to Mars to recover an earlier expedition.
“Crocodile Dundee” (1986) Paul Hogan, Linda Kozlowski. (CC)
“Crocodile Dundee II” (1988, Comedy) Paul Hogan, Linda Kozlowski, Charles Dutton. (CC)
(AP) Wild Pacific (CC) Wild Pacific (CC) Blue Planet: SeasBlue Planet: SeasWild Pacific (CC) Blue Planet: SeasBlue Planet: SeasWild Pacific (CC) Wild Pacific (CC) Blue Planet: SeasBlue Planet: SeasOranguEden (BRAVO) Top Chef (CC) Top Chef (CC) Top Chef “Finale” After Top ChefHappensAfter Top ChefFlipping Out (CC) After Top ChefHappensTop Chef (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidTabatha Tk-Ovr (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportPresidential Debate From Denver, Colo. (N) (Live) Mad MoneyMob Money:American GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) Debate Night in America (N) Presidential Debate (N) (Live) Debate Night in America (N) Presidential Debate From Denver, Colo. Debate NightPresidential Debate From Denver, Colo. Early Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) ColbertDailyKeySouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkKeyDailyColbertSouth PkKeyDailyColbertKeyWork.ChapStand-SunnyFturamaPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) American Guns (S) American Guns (S) American Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) American Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) American Guns (S) American Guns (S) PaidPaidTelePaidPaidPaidPaidCreflo (DISN) ANT Shake ItJessie“My Babysitter’s a Vampire”ANT Shake ItJessieVampireWizardsWizardsGood Good RandomANT DeckDeckPhineasPhineasPhineasPhineas3rd & Little (E!) E! News Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialSoupE Spec.ChelseaE! News ChelseaE! SpecialChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (CC) Baseball TonightSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2)
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(EWTN) Holy MassEWTN LiveSaintRosarySaintsFaithCatholicWomen Holy Mass and NovenaSt FranGenesisRupturePassionDevoSaintApo.Beloved Holy Rutler
(FAM) (5:00) “Pretty Woman” (1990) ››› “Dirty Dancing” (1987) Jennifer Grey. The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerPaid
(FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Presidential Debate From Denver, Colo. (N) (Live) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N)
MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Toronto Blue Jays. (N) Twins Jerry KillFootballGameWorld Poker TourMLB Baseball: Twins at Blue Jays
Two Two › “Grown Ups” (2010) Adam Sandler. › “The Waterboy” (1998, Comedy)
(NBCSN) IndyCar MLS 36Movie NFL Turning PointNFL Turning PointMotorcycle RacingNFL Turning PointDream OnPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidThe ’Lights (N)
(NICK) Figure ItVictoFriendsFriendsMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearFriendsFriendsHollywood HeightsGeorgeGeorgeChrisYesDearYesDearGeorgeGeorgeBradyBradyTBAMikeMike
(SPIKE) AuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionEntouEntouPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) Paranormal Wi.Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters (N) Paranormal Witness (N) Ghost Hunters (S) Paranormal Witness “Phantom Racer” (2009) Greg Evigan. Ghost WhispererPaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) Billy GrahamBehindTurningPrinceEndPraise the Lord (CC)
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MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:45) ›››› “Going My Way”
››› “Mystery of the Wax Museum” (1933) Lionel Atwill. ›› “Doctor X” (1932, Horror) Lionel Atwill, Fay Wray.
››› “Mark of the Vampire” (1935, Horror) Lionel Barrymore, Bela Lugosi. (CC) ›› “House of Dracula” (1945) (:45) ››› “Night of the Living Dead” (1968) Duane Jones, Judith O’Dea. (CC) ››› “I Walked With a Zombie” (1943) (CC) (DVS) MGM Parade “Bathing Beauty” (TLC) Hoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedCracking AddictionAddicted (N) (CC) Cracking AddictionAddicted (S) (CC) Hoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedKate Plus 8 (CC) (TNT) The Mentalist (S) Castle (S) (CC) Castle (S) (CC) Castle (S) (CC) Perception “Pilot” Southland (CC) Cold Case (CC) The Great EscapeThe Closer (CC) Las Vegas (CC) Angel “Hero” (S) Smallville “Hex” (TOON) AdvenJohnnyNinjaGoNinjaGoKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua China, ILAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyMAD (TRAV) FoodFoodMan v. Food (CC) Toy HntrToy HntrBacon Paradise 2Manliest RestaurToy HntrToy HntrBacon Paradise 2Manliest RestaurMan v. Food (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...TowTowTowTowRepoRepoRepoRepoTowTowTowTowRepoRepoRepoRepoThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Home Improve. Home Improve. Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond The Soul Man The Soul Man King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens ’70s Show ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Cosby Show The Nanny The Nanny Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS Naval officers targeted. (S) (CC)
NCIS “Family” (S) (CC)
NCIS “Ex-File” (S) (CC) NCIS “Identity Crisis” (S) (CC) NCIS “Marine Down” (S) (CC) NCIS “Left for Dead” (S) (CC) House “Joy” (S) (CC) House Treating an agoraphobic. (S) House “Emancipation” (S) (CC)
Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC)
Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) ›› “Die Another Day” (2002) (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosRulesRulesRulesRulesNews at Nine30 Rock30 RockRulesRules30 RockScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaDeathBill CunninghamPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
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(HBO) “Harry Potter Deathly Hallows” ››› “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” (2011) James Franco. (S) ‘PG-13’
Boardwalk Empire “Bone for Tuna”
Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)
Treme “Saints” (S) (CC) ››› “Six Degrees of Separation” (1993) Stockard Channing. ‘R’ (CC)
(1:55) ›› “Tempted” (2001) Burt Reynolds. (S) ‘R’ (:35) ›› “She’s the One” (1996) Jennifer Aniston. ‘R’
(:15) “Rookie of the Year” (1993) (MAX) (5:15) ›› “The Hangover Part II” Strike Back (S) (CC)
(7:50) ›› “Due Date” (2010) Robert Downey Jr. ‘R’ ››› “Parenthood” (1989, Comedy) Steve Martin. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Skin to the Max Erotic Traveler (:35) ›› “Lake Placid” (1999) Bill Pullman. ‘R’ (CC)
››› “The Big Lebowski” (1998) Jeff Bridges. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Casino Jack” (2010, Docudrama) Kevin Spacey. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Bellflower” (2011, Drama) Evan Glodell. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Pirates” (2010, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
››› “Sex, Lies, and Videotape” (1989) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:10) “Thanks” (2011) Paul Dooley. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Snow Bud”
›› “Welcome to Mooseport” (2004) Gene Hackman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (3:50) ››› “Benny & Joon” (1993) Johnny Depp. “Problem” (SHOW) (5:25) ›› “The Story of Us” (1999) Homeland “The Smile” (S) (CC) Inside the NFL (N) (S) (CC) Inside NASCAR Inside Comedy Inside the NFL (S) (CC) Dexter “Are You ...?” (S) (CC) Inside NASCAR “Flesh Wounds” (2011) Kevin Sorbo. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “The Bleeding House” (2010) Alexandra Chando. ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “The Story of Us” (1999) Bruce Willis. ‘R’ “Shadow Island Mysteries” (TMC) (5:15) ›› “(Untitled)” (2009) (S) ‘R’
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(BRAVO) Housewives/NJReal HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesHappensReal HousewivesHousewives/NJReal HousewivesHappensAfter Top ChefPaidPaidPaidPaidTabatha Tk-Ovr (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportAmerican GreedCrime Inc.American GreedMad MoneyCrime Inc.American GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) ColbertDailyFturamaTosh.0Gabriel IglesiasStand-KeyDailyColbertTosh.0Stand-DailyColbertWork.Stand-Jim Norton: Monst.SunnyComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid
(DISC) Property Wars (S) Property Wars (S) AuctionAuctionTexas Car WarsAuctionAuctionTexas Car WarsProperty Wars (S) Property Wars (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCreflo (DISN) RandomShake ItGood Movie (S) (CC) RandomShake ItGood VampireWizardsWizardsGood Good RandomANT DeckDeckPhineasPhineasPhineasPhineas3rd & Little (E!) E! News E Spec.E Spec.Big Rich TexasShannen SaysChelseaE! News ChelseaIce-CocoIce-CocoChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) Audibles (N) (Live) Coll. Football LiveCollege Football USC at Utah. (N) (Live)
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(N) College Football USC at Utah. SportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC)
Never SportsNation SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) SportsNation (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N)
(EWTN) Holy MassThe World OverCrossingRosaryLife on the RockDefendWomen Holy Mass and NovenaThe World OverServantAppealPersonalThreshold of HopeLiving TheHoly Choices
(FAM) (5:30) ›› “Jumanji” (1995, Fantasy) › “Wild Hogs” (2007) Tim Allen. The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerNopalea
(FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N) (FSN) FootballDue UEFA Champions League Soccer Rooster Due UEFA Champions League Soccer World Poker TourPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(FX) Two Two › “Grown Ups” (2010) Adam Sandler. › “Big Daddy” (1999) Adam Sandler. › “Big Daddy” (1999)
Jail (N) iMPACT Wrestling (N) (S) (CC) MMA UncensoredWays Ways Ways Ways GTTVMMA UncensoredEntouEntouWays PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “Star Trek 6-Undiscovered” ››› “Star Trek: First Contact” (1996) (CC) “Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country” (1991) ››› “Star Trek: First Contact” (1996) (CC) Paranormal Witness PaidPaid (TBN) GoodPottersBehindOsteenPrinceHillsongPraise the Lord (CC) Holy CrossJeffreyCrefloPraise the Lord (CC) Turning PointR. LuceWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC)
Conan Name Is Earl Name Is Earl › “The Spy Next Door” (2010, Comedy) Jackie Chan, Amber Valletta. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:30) ››› “A Ticklish Affair” ›› “Son of Fury” (1942, Adventure) Tyrone Power, Gene Tierney. Premiere. ›› “Thunder Birds” (1942) Gene Tierney. Premiere. ›› “Honky Tonk” (1941, Western) Clark Gable, Lana Turner. (CC) ››› “Marked Woman” (1937) Bette Davis. (CC) (:15) ›› “Shadow of Doubt” (1935, Drama) (CC) (:45) › “The Women in His Life” (1933) Otto Kruger. Elvis Mitchell “Mummys” (TLC) Down South DanceSay YesSay YesFour Weddings (N) Bling It On (N) (S) Four Weddings (S) Bling It On (CC) Say YesSay YesDown South DanceTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedWedding Planners (TNT) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) Leverage (CC) Leverage (CC) Cold Case (CC) The Great EscapeThe Closer (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel (S) (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) AdvenAdvenAnnoyRegularKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChilEagleChina, ILAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChilXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyRedakai (TRAV) FoodFoodBizarre FoodsNo ReservationMysteries The Dead FilesNo ReservationMysteries The Dead FilesBizarre FoodsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) World’s Dumbest...JokersJokersMost ShockingMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...JokersJokersMost ShockingThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Home Improve. Home Improve. Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens ’70s Show ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Cosby Show The Nanny The Nanny Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS Navy SEAL’s death was murder. NCIS “Reveille” (S) (CC)
NCIS Memories overwhelm Gibbs. NCIS “Hiatus” (S) (Part 2 of 2) (CC) Burn Notice (CC) NCIS “Enigma” (S) (CC) House “Last Resort” (S) (CC) “7 Seconds” (2005, Action) Wesley Snipes, Tamzin Outhwaite. (CC)
Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC)
Law & Order: Criminal Intent “F.P.S.” Ghost Whisperer “Pilot” (S) (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at Nine30 Rock30 RockRulesRules30 RockScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaDeathBill CunninghamPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
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(HBO) (5:00) ›› “Antitrust” (2001) (CC) ››› “Kung Fu Panda 2” (2011) Voices of Jack Black.
› “A Thousand Words” (2012) Eddie Murphy. ‘PG-13’ Cathouse Real Sex(10:55) ››› “X-Men: First Class” (2011) James McAvoy. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:10) ›› “Whiteboys” (1999) Danny Hoch. ‘R’ (CC) (:40) Treme “Saints” (S) (CC) (:40) ››› “My Life Without Me” (2003, Drama) Sarah Polley. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Prayer, Perfect (MAX) (5:30) ››
“BASEketball” ‘R’ (:15) › “An American Werewolf in Paris” (1997) Tom Everett Scott. ‘R’ ›› “Resident Evil: Apocalypse” (2004) Milla Jovovich. “Emmanuelle Through Time: Forbidden Pleasures”
››› “A Better Life” (2011) Demián Bichir. ‘PG-13’ Latino Film. Steve Trevino: Grandpa Joe Gigolos (N) (S) Polyamory Mr. Gigolos (CC)
(12:05) ›› “Hatchet II” (2010) Kane Hodder. ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Trade” (2007, Drama) Kevin Kline. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “A Better Life” (2011) Demián Bichir. ‘PG-13’
Steve Trevino: Grandpa Joe
(:15) ››› “Walking and Talking” (1996) ‘R’ (CC)
› “Reunion”
››› “Bulworth” (1998, Comedy-Drama) Warren Beatty. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Watchers” (1988, Horror) Corey Haim, Barbara Williams. ‘R’ (CC) “Detective” (SHOW) (5:15) “The Other F Word” (2011) (S)
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Rifleman The Rifleman (AP) Monsters InsideMonsters InsideInfested! (S) (CC) Infested! (S) (CC) Infested! (S) (CC) Infested! (S) (CC) Monsters InsideMonsters InsideMonsters InsideInfested! (S) (CC) Infested! (S) (CC) Big CatBig Cat (BRAVO)
Be Announced To Be Announced To Be Announced What HappensAtlantaPaidPaidPaidPaidFlipping Out (CC) (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportBillions BehindUltimate FactoriesAmerican GreedMad MoneyUltimate FactoriesAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperPiers MorganWk Early Start (COM) ColbertDailyTosh.0Tosh.0KeyTosh.0South PkBrickle.Stand-Jeff Dunham: Controlled › “Saving Silverman” (2001) (CC) Dane Cook: Rough AroundHalf PaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Flying Wild AlaskaDeadliest Catch (S) (CC) Flying Wild AlaskaDeadliest Catch (S) (CC) Flying Wild AlaskaFlying Wild AlaskaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) ANT VampireANT JessieGravityFish VampireGood ANT PrankWizardsPhineasJessieRandomShake ItMovie (S) (CC) PhineasPhineasPhineasPhineasChugLittle (E!) E! News Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialFashion PoliceChelseaE! News ChelseaFashion PoliceChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) College Football Pittsburgh at Syracuse. (N) (Live) (:15) College Football Utah State at BYU. (N) (Live)
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NFL Kickoff (N) (Live) (CC)
WNBA Basketball Eastern Conference Final, Game 1: Teams TBA. (N) (CC)
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SportsNation (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC)
NASCAR Now College Football Utah State at BYU. (N Same-day Tape) SportsNation
(EWTN) Holy MassLife on the RockCampusRosaryShowcaseMaryWomen Holy Mass and NovenaLife on the RockDefendFootRisingCenaclePortraitsLitt. FlowerHandingLetter
(FAM) › “Wild Hogs” (2007) Tim Allen. ›› “The Sandlot” (1993) Tom Guiry. The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity FOX and Friends Saturday (N)
(FSN) UEFAGameHigh School Football Eden Prairie at Minnetonka. Jerry KillEnglish Premier League SoccerHigh School Football PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(FX) (5:00) “Taken”UFC: Browne vs. Silva (N) (Live) Ultimate Fighter ››› “Taken” (2008) Liam Neeson. Ultimate FighterUFC on FX Rescue MePaidPaidPaidPaid
(GOLF) Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Web.com:
“Enter the Dragon” (1973) Bruce Lee. (S) Gangland (CC) Gangland (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) (5:00) “Mimic 2”WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Haven (N) Alphas Haven (CC) Warehouse 13 (S) › “The Messengers” (2007, Horror) ›› “Husk” (2010) Devon Graye. (CC) PaidPaid (TBN) SuperPottersBehindLindseyHarvestP. StonePraise the Lord (CC) Ever InFocusClementCrefloIsrael: Journey of ReflecXtremeImpactRampStoriesStoryCherubPhphy (TBS) (5:00) MLB Baseball American or National League Wild-Card Game: Teams TBA. (N) (Live)
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“McLintock!” (1963, Western) John Wayne. A cattle baron meets his match in a strong-willed woman. (CC)
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Name Is Earl According-Jim There Yet? Meet the Browns House of Payne According-Jim Raymond Raymond (9:55) ››› “Patriot Games” (1992, Suspense) Harrison Ford, Anne Archer, Patrick Bergin. (CC) (:25) ›› “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” (2009) Kevin James, Jayma Mays. (DVS) King of Queens King of Queens Big BangBig BangMLB on Deck (S) MLB Baseball (TCM) “Party Girl” (:45) ›› “Born to Be Bad” (1934, Drama) Loretta Young. ››› “The Adventures of Robinson Crusoe” (1954) (:45) ›› “The Return of the Whistler” (1948, Mystery) ›› “Jungle Manhunt” (1951) (:15) ›› “Salute to the Marines” (1943) Wallace Beery, Fay Bainter. (CC) (:15) ››› “The FBI Story” (1959) James Stewart. The FBI’s history is reflected in a devoted agent’s career.
››› “Buck and the Preacher” (CC) (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidProperty LadderProperty LadderProperty LadderProperty LadderTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be Announced (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Major CrimesRizzoli & Isles ›› “Lakeview Terrace” (2008) (CC) ››› “Runaway Jury” (2003) John Cusack. ››› “The Client” (1994) Susan Sarandon. (TOON) Scan2GoRedakaiBeyPokeBeyBeyLanternJusticeDragonsLevel UpLooneyLooneyMovie GumballGumballJohnnyJohnnyJohnnyRegularRegularAdvenAdven (TRAV) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumOff Limits (CC) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumFoodFoodFoodFoodToy HntrToy HntrAirport Airport No ReservationNo ReservationNo Reservation (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidBait CarBait CarOver Over Most DaringMost DaringMost DaringMost DaringMost ShockingMost ShockingMost Shocking (TVLAND) Cosby Show Cosby Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith (USA) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program “John Sandford’s Certain Prey” (2011) Mark Harmon, Lola Glaudini. (CC)
›› “Shutter Island” (2010) Leonardo DiCaprio, Mark Ruffalo. A 1950s lawman hunts an escaped murderess. (CC)
››› “Dawn of the Dead” (2004) Sarah Polley, Ving Rhames. (CC)
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››› “The Matrix” (1999, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ››› “The Matrix Reloaded” (2003) Keanu Reeves. Freedom fighters revolt against machines. (:35) ›› “The Matrix Revolutions” (2003) Keanu Reeves. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Bridesmaids” (SHOW) (5:15) ›› “The Ref” (1994) (S) ‘R’ Inside the NFL (S) (CC) Inside NASCAR ›› “Beyond Borders” (2003, Drama) Angelina Jolie. Premiere. (S) ‘R’
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(:05) › “Bio-Dome” (1996) Pauly Shore. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) ››› “The Hours” (2002, Drama) Meryl Streep. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Stardust” (2007, Fantasy) Claire Danes, Charlie Cox, Robert De Niro. (S) ‘PG-13’ Dexter “Are You ...?” (S) (CC) (TMC) ›› “That Darn Cat” (1997) Christina Ricci. ‘PG’ (CC) “Saint Misbehavin’: The Wavy Gravy Movie” (2009) ›› “Izzy and Moe” (1985) Jackie Gleason. (CC) (:35) ››› “Picnic at Hanging Rock” (1975) Rachel Roberts. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) ››› “The Company Men” (2010, Drama) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Just Write” (1998) Sherilyn Fenn. (S) ‘PG-13’
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››› “The Lost Future” (2010) (CC) ›› “Growth” (2010) Mircea Monroe. ScareScarePaidPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of Power (S) Graham ClassicNot a Travel ›› “Same River Twice” (1997) Oak VirtualChristianStrangerLindseyGospelGraham ClassicHoly Bible (TBS) (5:00) MLB Baseball Division Series: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) MLB Baseball Division Series: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Inside MLB (S) › “Blue Streak” (1999, Comedy) Martin Lawrence, Luke Wilson. (CC) (DVS)
MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) “Buck and the Preacher” (CC)
›››› “Close Encounters of the Third Kind” (1977) Richard Dreyfuss, François Truffaut. (CC)
››› “The Wind and the Lion” (1975, Adventure) Sean Connery. (CC) (:45) ›››› “The Wild Bunch” (1969, Western) William Holden, Ernest Borgnine. (CC) (:15) ››› “The Front” (1976, ComedyDrama) Woody Allen, Zero Mostel. Woody Allen (CC) (:15) ››› “Third Finger, Left Hand” (TLC) Dateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) ››› “A Time to Kill” (1996) Sandra Bullock. (CC) (DVS) ››› “Double Jeopardy” (1999) (CC) ››› “The Client” (1994) Susan Sarandon. ››› “Murder in the First” (1995) (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) Movie VentureKing/HillCleveFam GuyDynaBoonBleachSamuraiCasshEureka 7FullmetalShellBleachSamuraiCasshEureka 7FullmetalShellLooneyLooney (TRAV) Legends Of (N) Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) RepoRepoMost ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingRepoRepoWorld’s Dumbest...PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens ’70s Show ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) (5:30) › “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” (2009, Action) Channing Tatum. (CC)
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›› “The Thing” (2011) Mary Elizabeth Winstead. ‘R’ (:45) ›› “Alien Resurrection” (1997) Sigourney Weaver. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ››› “The Education of Dee Dee Ricks” (2011) (S) ››› “The Parent Trap” (1998) (MAX) (5:45) ››› “Bridesmaids” (2011, Comedy) Kristen Wiig. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Strike Back (S) (CC)
›› “In Time” (2011) Justin Timberlake. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Strike Back (S) Skin to the Max Sex Games Sex Games Sex Games (:40) ›› “In Time” (2011, Science Fiction) Justin Timberlake. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ››› “My Cousin Vinny” (1992, Comedy) Joe Pesci. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Backdraft” (SHOW) Homeland “The Smile” (S) (CC) ››› “50/50” (2011) Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Shaquille O’Neal: Comedy (:07) Homeland “The Smile” (CC) (:07) Dexter “Are You ...?” (S) (CC) (12:05) Gigolos (:35) ››› “Our Idiot Brother” (2011) Paul Rudd. (:05) “Drop Dead Gorgeous” (2010) Steven Berkoff. (S) ‘R’ (:45) › “Waiting for Forever” (2010) Rachel Bilson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Loosies” (TMC) (5:55) ›› “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (2010) Kristen Stewart. ‘PG-13’
› “Nine Lives” (2002) Paris Hilton. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ “Ghosts of Goldfield” (2007, Horror) Kellan Lutz. ‘R’ (CC) › “Nine Lives” (2002, Horror) Paris Hilton. (S) ‘R’ “Ghosts of Goldfield” (2007, Horror) Kellan Lutz. ‘R’ (CC)
››› “In Her Skin” (2009, Drama) Guy Pearce, Miranda Otto. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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