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Parson Simpkin

Parson Simpkin

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ttROl{G: "Tm uaiting to see uhat thit Wutill do Jor me."

RIGHT: "lm going outond gettny share oJ this Housing brrsiness uthilc tny cornpetitors are uniting."

The government is giving the self familiar with the provisions lumber industry a fl1,5(X),OO0,- of the Housing Act you could (X)O modernization pie it explain them to this possible depends upon every individual custoher, and encourage him to lumber dealer how big hic.slice take advantage of what the govwill be. ernnrent is m.king possible for

Right in your own back yard him. are neighbors and old customers Not only are you helping your who would buy your product if own pocketboot, but you are they were modernizing their greatly assisting the employhomes. ff you have made your- ment situation in your locality. Your McCormick Lumber Company salesman can gteatly aseict you.

In an advertisement on another page of this issue an idea is shown for a Redwood picket fence and a gate made from pickets that is a little different.

The fence divides the property of J. W. "Jack" Williams, secretary of the California Redwood Association, an$ that of his neighbor in Berkeley, and the idea for the fence is Mr. William's own.

Much favorable comment has been passed on the beauty and simplicity of this fence and gate. IJnquestionably thb design will be copied by some of its admirers.

Statistics support the contention that no wood easily available can be more satisfactory for outside use than California Redwood.

E. A. WRIGHT VISITS S. F.

E. A. Wright, California representative of Washington Veneer Co., Olympia, Wash., with headquarters in Los Angeles, recently spent a few days in San Francisco on business.

Calaveras Grove, as they contributed a substantial sum towards its purchase by the State. The "Parson" Simpkin Tree Memorial makes it a shrine {or American Lumbermen who hold in deep afiection the kindly man who steadily preached the gospel of co-operation and good-will. The committee in charge of the October 7 re-union consists of C. G. Bird, C. D. LeMaster, T. L. Gardner, Geo. M. Cornwall and Frank W. Trower.

Very Funny

"Satrnbo, you say youse_had two onhappy ma'ges? How you mean?"

"'Well, Suh, hit wuz dis way. Mah fust wife lef' me, but mah secunt wife won't."

"Did'm Ah heahs you say when she thows de table at you, you jes lafs?"

"Das right. An when she fings de ax at Mah haid, Ah neahly splits."

JOURNEY'S END

I'd like to go to London,

I'd buy a scarlet gown

And silver-buckled slippers

To dance in the town.

I'd like to go to Samarkand

And linger in the dusk

To purchase from a camel pack

Sandalwood and musk.

I'd like to go to Tokyo-

At some shop near the sea

I'd buy a carved elephant

And sip at perfumed tea.

With such a wanderlust, it's strange

I find my heart's desire fn peace and love and happiness

Beside rny cottage fire.

-Lexie Dean Robertson.

DARWIN'S WRITING STYLE

"I never study style, all that I do is to try and get the subject as clear as f can in my own head, and express it in the commonest language that occurs fe ms."-Qharles Darwin.

A TITTLE-

A little gold in one's heart, a little of the milk of human kindness and consideration in one's veins, and a little laughter in one's voice, are worth more than a lot of gold in the bank or pocket.-Tom Dreier.

The Pleasures Of War

By Thomas Dreier

When one stops and thinks about it, what can be more asinine than war? There is some sense in Oliver Baldwin's suggestion. Oliver Baldwin is the son of Stanley Baldwin, once pri.me minister of Great Britain. His suggestion is that in the next war the age limit for those participating should be set at from forty-five to eighty-five. Then there would be none of that hooey indulged in by the man who thanks God that he has a son to give his country. In the next war the youngster should be permitted to say, "I am giving the war a stepfather and a couple of aunts."

The feather-brained young women who go about insulting men not in uniform should also be sent to war. People who believe in war and who want war should be permitted to enjoy its pleasures, if any. If we think it is wrong for two individuals who have a difference to shoot it out on the main street, what makes it right for two nations to shoot it out?

THAT vt/AS HE

Landlady: A professor formerly occupied this room. He invented an explosive.

NLw Roomer: Ah ! I suppose those spots on the ceiling are the explosive?

Landlady: No, those are the professor.

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