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By Jack Dionne

Ag" not guarrnt€ed---Somc I have told Jor 20 years---Some less Just Good Luck

The colored Justice of the Peace was short on law. Not long after he took office a colored brother was brought before him charged with stealing a co\ /. The fact that they caught him with one end of th€ cow tied to him by means of a rope, made the case against him rather definite. When the officer who made the arrest had made his statement of fact. the Justice said:

"Seems lak dey ain't no two sides to dishere case, so I might jus as well go head an fix de fine."

He opened the big book that lay before him, thumbed it thoughtfully, ran his thumb down the margin of the page, and fined the culprit one dollar and sixty-eight cents. The

Sons Of Three Lumbermen On Stanford Water Polo Team

Almost in the believe-it-or-not class is the fact that the sons of three well known lumbermen are members of the Stanford water polo team.

The boys are Robt. B. "Bob" Hoover, son of A. L. "Gus" lloover, Los Angeles; Cameron B. Hall, son of James L. Hall, San Francisco, and Henry W. Aldrich, son of Harry Aldrich, Aldrich-Cooper Lumber Co., Pcjrtland. Bob Hoover was captain of the Stanford freshman team and has been on the Varsity team for the past three years. The other boys are juniors.

Each of the three athletes has worked in sawmills during vacations.

M. H. JONES CALTFORNTA VTSITOR

M. H. Jones, presideht, Jones Lumber Co., Portland, recently spent a few days in San Francisco and Los Angeles on business.

fine was paid, and the recent prisoner started home. At the door he met another co,lored brother, and said to him:

"Dis Jedge sho is a good man. He sho treated me swell, only finin'me one dollah an sixty-eight cents."

Said the other:

"You know how dat happened? Dat Jedge wuzn't good to you a-tall. H'it wuz jus a axident you got dat small fine. Dat big book he looked in wan't no law book. Dat wuz a Seahs-Robuck catalogue, dass whut h'it wuz. When de Jedge flung h'it open, he found hissef on de page of kitchen kittles. Dass why. If'n he'd-a happened to open dat book on dat piano page, boy, he'd-a ruined you."

D & C FOO,TBALL FANS SEE GAMES

Hugh Smith, mill foreman, Dolbeer & Carson Lumber Co., Eureka, recently spent his vacation in Southern California and on his way home attended the big game at Berkeley, November 21.

Bert Bullock, of,frce manager, also traveled from Eureka to see the big game.

Bill Rogers of the production office, another D & C fan, made a special trip to attend the St. Mary's-Santa Clara game, and Alden Ball, also of the production office, took in the Washington-Stanford game at Palo Alto.

Moves To New Location

U. S. Wood Products Co. recently opened ofiFces in the Rialto Building, 116 New Montgomery Street, San Francisco. Telephone number is GArfield 3605.

The company is Northern California d;stributor for Flexuood. I-angford W. Smith is president and manager.