Stanley and his Cautionary, Bestial Tales

Stanley

& his cautionary, bestial tales

Jon Eland

. l a p g i p l a e r a s a w Mary y a w k c a b t n e w e h stanley and back, like f’rever a lobnugt f’rever old timis e...

cosy was as a natural thing with these two

In fact - beyond cosy was something they could take to a near extreme

they certainly knew how to be comfortable in each other’s proximity.

But...

sometimes an urge overcomes a bear

and that urge may not always be all too conducive to further development of a close friendship

and, well we all know that a strong urge needs acting upon

and, as much as friends might flail about in opposition...

the fact is... a pig is only really good for turning into a bacon roll

a s a w in m ja n e B , o As rabbits g it was this that curious sort and to worry. led Stanley to so vewroy rmruyc, h

the rabbit and the bear would be happy to forage together

but Benjamin had want to get far too comfortable with Stanley’s comforting presence

and - a wander he would.

Off, alone.

Assumptive of the bearlificent protection and then he would...

PANIC

! ! !

C I N A P

his ursine c experience ompanion was wandering d and alert to t he habits of th e Leporid

though...

Stanley was renowned for h is oft half-empty, le aking glass.

but - then, when his worst fears were streaming through his cerebral cortex

he caught a glimpse of those slender ears and powerful hind legs and finally a hung-drawn bunny-face

S t show anger -ahnley would at first is earlier worr knowledge he’d ies to share - a gboe unready od hiding something he’d willingly give.

then he’d quickly remember how lovely it can be

to have a frisky bunny in your lap.

r e g i t y l e v o h l t i a w s i y t e t Terenchat fabulous Ki er p w m e e m t o s d e a z i s r e g i at ’t n e r a ed) s r a rain e b t (antdiger-

Stanley was known as a great reader - oft found absorbing a yarn settled on the woodland floor

one day he was enjoying one of his pricate literate moments when a strange face appeared

at first wary these two fearsome carn i v way to their inores soon gave quiring sides

(*who’d have known it tigers and bears - ahaaaa!)

how

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arbeears n’t rea tig lly er- , r tra eal ine ly d!

and, as anyone who knows tigers is aware - they have a super-sensitive rump

and just the lightest touch can cause a jump

and, all too so o failure to conm, the cat’s anger-manage plete an becomes all tmoent course o evident.

before he has time to think, Terence has rapidly disposed of his new found friend

and now once m all again aloonre That’ll teach hi e. m.

P’raps.

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H G R A A A Grrrrrr Conceived, created and Stanleyed by Jon Eland Additional beastiality from Darren, Ben and Gareth.

Thanks to them for their project support. And to Louise Q - for her ongoing illuminating patronage. ŠJon Eland • 2013 All Rights Reserved.

First Edition.

Some tales just don’t bear repeating.

Stanley

& his cautionary, bestial tales

Mary Pig • sometimes, no matter how sexy he may be - a boar is food. You just can’t avoid it.

Benjamin Rabbit • being inquisitive can lead to dire consequences - or maybe just interspecies frolics.

Terence Tiger • anger management class is not one to skip for a kiss behind the bike sheds.

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