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DEAR KEENWA PG
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2008 NISSAN TIIDA STL 91600km, service records, NSW rego 15/4/20 Current QLD safety cert, AC, auto New tires last year, car in Brisbane, $4500, mob 0426 825 775 John JACKED UP 4WD FOR GRABS Raised and All terrain Dual cab 90's Manual Petrol - REGO May 2020. Road test, offers and trades Welcome $4K Call CLEM 0413 470 775
URGENT/MUST SELL - PRICE REDUCED! - PEUGEOT 1984 505 SDN Silver only 126.000k genuine. Full NSW Rego Air-con New Tyres Spotless in & out. Classic Car! Great to Drive. $4950.00 ONO. 0427 217 040
7 SEATER CITROEN PICASSO 2008, C4 Picasso for sale. 140kms, full service books, Peugeot diesel engine . VGC, aircon etc $5500 ono. M) 0404 887 568
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CHILD SAFETY GATE I need a child safety gate for my dog so condition is not that important must extend to 1.6 m Val 0423 348 136
SKATEBOARD SMOOTH STAR Hardly used, comes w/ helmet /full set safety gear set/ graphite powder/etc. 0459 338 909 for photo. $300 ono
COUCH, 3 SEATER, Excellent condition, beige in colour, double stitched. Have had cover over it, so very clean.$300, you need to collect. 0459 338 909 for photo ,etc
DAVID KENNEDYS ART GALLERY. Studio art for sale Text David on 0435 929 853
MATTRESS NEAR NEW QUEEN SIZE Posturepedic Castelli Plush mattress hardly used . Priced to sell. $350 call 0434 197 607
WORM WEE FOR HEALTHIER PLANTS. 100% PURE WORM WEE.$3 per litre. To ORDER Ring / Text David on 0429 844 548 Delivery within reason.
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ROOM TO SHARE with one other in 2 bed, 1 bath unit in ocean shores. Avail 15 Feb, no pets! $220 per week, Call Steve 0407 105 832 after 2pm ROOM FOR RENT BYRON Room avail. In local house bright/ clean .quiet unique position 5min town /beach suit single working /student n/s phone for details 0421 865 737
STUDIO FOR RENT IN MULLUMBIMBY Quiet clean furnished studio Private entrance/car pk 3min walk to main st Avail from 1Feb $325pw inc elec/water. Suit single worker Andy 0411 365 183
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WEB DESIGN WORK EXCHANGE Looking for a web designer to trade work/ skills. I'm a physio (massage incl.) who teaches Yoga and Pilates. Msg 0435 895 022 to discuss exchange options
TO THE LADY THAT BOUGHT MY BURI CANE SHELVING and didn’t collect, please contact Jenny on 0420 476 126
WANTED LANDCRUISER & TRUCK Hi I'm currently looking to buy a Toyota hilux land cruiser or truck to make camper no rego needed please call me :) 0403 118 534 WANTED ANY CONDITION! vehicles for learning project no reg ok! Trucks vans Utes car 4x4s bus's machinery call anytime please 0403 118 534
WANTED COLLECTABLE OLD BOTTLES OLD GLASS & STONEWARE bottles such as soft drink, motor oil, milk, stone ginger beer, soda syphons, embossed chemist bottles etc. Ph 0439 779 577
Dear Keenwa Mother Grain FRO M THE Ancient Wisdom
DEAR KEENWA, 2020. Wow. Is it just me, or is it super intense? I write this from hospital where I was admitted for drug-induced psychosis after dabbling in a fair few chemically spiritual substances at a festival I attended. Directly after a ten day silent vipassana retreat. Yep, you read that right. I totally didn't see that coming! Who would have thought toxifying my system and mixing with 130, 000 other peeps auras after blowing smoke up my own ego for so many days would do that? - Buddah and the Beats
DEAR BUDDAH AND THE BEATS, Well, fancy that. It must have been the planetary alignment that did it. You know in some cultures, the crazy guy is actually revered and respected as a messenger from the spirit world, and nurtured by elders to make it through the other side so that they may help others. I'm not sure an irresponsible, Shopify spiritual bypassing junkie would be of service to anyone.
DEAR KEENWA, I really need to break-up with my boyfriend. We fell deeply in love, but he is a nightmare to live with. I can't stand how he packs the dishwasher (dude, ever heard of rinsing) and the heavy footed way he walks around the house. Also, why does he have to gag himself when he brushes his teeth? Tongue scrapers are made for a purpose. I'll have to hustle to make the rent on my own...but what will I do about the tick sitch? We live in the Byron Hills. Bush everywhere. Whose gunna pull those cheeky, little buggers out safely? No neighbours for miles. - Ticky Sitch
DEAR TICKY SITCH, I managed to train my dog to do it. He is an absolute genius of a creature, a real rainbow canine. Been vegan since birth. But can you belive the discrimination he receives when we look for rentals in The Shire?
