PoePocalypse
By Brett A.
Turbo He curls up into a ball, with his dark never ending pools of cuteness you call eyes. He spins for food in a frenzy of movement. His cuteness levels are off the charts, If only he was a forever puppy. He fetches water noodles, making people laugh with his cuteness. He will do anything for food, even die. When I say die, I mean play dead. He rolls onto his back, making his ears flop back. When this happens he looks like an adorable little bat. Turbo sprints at the sound of the clinking of kibble in his food bowl, And the sound of the treat can popping open. He loves big bones and devouring the carved orange faces of jack-o-lanterns. He’s too cute for this world too handle If he was planning world domination we wouldn’t even know for his cuteness blinds us He has a protective cuteness bubble around him, keeping him protected from any sort of harm. If you stop petting his soft golden fur he will paw you or lift your hand up. When he does this he might make you mess up something really important, but it is impossible to get angry at him, Turbo is far too cute for you to be mad with him. That is Turbo.
Voice Recording: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kblLoEpk8a
The Lake Poem A skipping rock skids once, twice, three times, before splashing into the lake's murky depths. A small sailing boat glides across the smooth blue water of the lake, Like a knife through crystal clear butter. A blue kingfisher calls its warbled cry, and then dives for a fish. It soars out of the water like a dolphin at Seaworld, showing off its delicate features. The kingfisher then glides triumphantly back to its nest to feed its young fledglings. The sun begins to burn, catching the sky on fire. All the boats and peaceful animals that inhabited the peaceful lake by day have retired back to their homes. By the moon's light the insects come out to play. A firefly buzzes along the lake's crystal surface, illuminating the hungry fish below, waiting for a meal. Bats swirl around the treetops, eating mosquitos by the thousands. The lake is always alive, and it will always be that way.
Voice Recording: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ONESm59Duv
Classy Penguins Penguins were made to be the gentlemen of the animal kingdom. They are given tuxedos from birth, and learn to say excuse me at the age of 2 days. Instead of using stinky cars they use their own bellies as transportation, just to avoid pollution. They even live in Antarctica so no one else has to. Some of the classiest penguins can even tap dance. They have a hockey team named after them, and all the players are secretly penguins. When they jump into the water they get into an orderly line, and share the food turnout, by politely regurgitating it. But for how classy the penguins are, they have one flaw. They are classified as birds, but they can only walk!
Voice Recording: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0my1uB6A6HJ
Citations Penguin Picture Link: http://bit.ly/GIpc8Q Lake Picture Link: http://bit.ly/198W6tp