My Unicorn Loving Poetry Book
Kevin C.
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7 Ways to cook a unicorn, The first very way to the way of the art to cook a unicorn, is to deep fry it with mangos. The 2nd very way to the way of the art to cook a unicorn is to grill it with BBQ. The 3rd very way to the way of the art to cook a unicorn is to cover it with thick rich chocolate; with gummy bears next to it. The 4th very way to the way of the art to cook a unicorn is to break off its horn and poke the body with it several hundred times. The 5th very way to the way of the art to cook a unicorn, is to pour tobasco sauce over it. The 6th very way to the way of the art cook a unicorn, is to boil and put it in a pot of tomato soup. The 7th very way to the way of the way of the art to cook a unicorn, is to drench it in oil and set it on fire so you could eat flaming unicorn. http://bit.ly/19d1vxY
The middle-aged man
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The middle-aged man with rags and old shoes peered at the Niagara Falls from where he sat and thought about jumping of; into the cool blue water. He thought about it, He pondered and pondered and decided he would jump. He went over the railing ready to jump into the crystal blue water but he couldn't jump he wouldn't said a bystander, But he did. He jumped and made chicken winged motion as the air took him to his death. He fell right on top of a rock and splat he went, no more was the middle-aged man with rags and old shoes; people sobbed and cried. The middle-aged man who no one liked, who was bullied and cursed at, jumped and died. At Niagara falls.
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The scary night
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Halloween is the most magical time of the year. It means walking around the neighborhood at the dead of night. When the wolfs howls at the full moon. With school friends morphed into Grinchs And hauntingly beautiful costumes Putting sweet sour jolly rancher lollipops, extra sour patch kids and more sweet, sour and bitter candy in our abnormally large pillow cases. And prancing, playing, and hollering Halloween is also a time for murdering pumpkins Into scary terrifying shapes with your family. And people hang black cats and witches all over the terrifying neighborhood And some neighborhoods have churches have carnivals Where you can walk through a deathly haunted house or‌.. Where you can win amazing prizes and play with your friends, And they give out more candy that melts in my sweetened mouth Jolly rancher, jolly rancher , jolly rancher lollipop. Hmmmm, Delicious Halloween is my favorite holiday.
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Bonus poem If you eat a bear you do not care. Because of an pear who would not share. If the pear would share you would dare the pear grow a hair.If the pear grew a hair that would be fair so he could share If you share you care near the beaBut the bear does not share or care so the pear would not be dared to grow a hair. So the lesson of this hair growing pear would be bears are haters.