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Health Care Aide Program

Virtual Career and Information Fair

Start a New Career – Become a Health Care Aide!

The Bethany Group, in partnership with NorQuest College, is offering the Health Care Aide Workplace Delivery program. This dynamic program gives students the opportunity to work while they learn in a person-centered environment supported by the health care team. Health Care Aides (HCAs) work within a multidisciplinary care team by providing physical and emotional support, and compassionate care to residents in Long-Term Care, DSL and Home Care. What We Offer: • The ability to earn money while in school • A variety of shifts • Face-to-face classes and labs • Tuition support and bursaries available • A rewarding career with the largest employer in Camrose Requirements: • Desire to learn, grow, and challenge yourself. • High School Language Arts or equivalent.

Enquire for details. English Language Proficiency Requirements: • You must provide proof of ELP prior to registration. In addition successfully complete the ACCUPLACER Assessment of Admission.

ELP test results must have been obtained within two years of the start date of your program. Enquire for details. The HCA program start date is January, 2023. Successful candidates will be able to start work immediately. To learn more, please call 780-679-2012or email education.services@bethanygrp.ca to register for our Virtual Careerand Information Fair, to be held onThursday, October 6,from 12:00pm-1:00pm. Join us We’d love to meet you! Who We Are: The Bethany Group is a major provider of Health and Housing services to over 2,600 households in 30 communities in Central Alberta. We are a leader in creating safe and supportive work environments for our staff while fostering a culture of diversity, inclusivity, and respect. What We Do: Our mission is to provide person-centered service that builds a caring community, connects people and makes a positive difference in each person’s life through the provision of Health, Housing and Supportive Living Services. www.thebethanygroup.ca *The Bethany Group is committed to providing a healthy and safe environment for our residents, staff, visitors and volunteers. In order to continue to protect our staff and those we serve, all employees within The Bethany Group will be required to be fully immunized against COVID-19 as well as provide a clear Criminal Record Check.

CARING COMMUNITIES

Journeyman Auto Technician

A diversity of experience in auto diagnoses and repair is preferred. Our shop is equipped for repairs to a wide range of makes and models of gas and diesel products. Diesel experience is an asset. Straight time position with a performance bonus. Hourly wage will depend on experience.

Drop o your resumé, or email service@ddsales.ca

VEHICLE SALES & SERVICE

3760-48 Avenue, Camrose 780.672.4400 w w w.ddsales.com

J A N I T O R / L A B O U R E R

Full time. $20.00 per hour, must be 18 years of age. Own transportation to and from work. Reliable and good work ethic. Battle River Heartland Generation Station, Forestburg, AB. Position available immediately. Send resumé to bill.pearcey@heartlandgeneration.com 780-582-8153, or in person to Heartland Generation Station Battle River, and leave resumé with security.

Buffaloes garner second victory

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“The offense has started to click and their quick timing and fast movement out of the backfield, set the pace with a 60-yard touchdown within the first two minutes and kept rolling on from there. The defense was kept busy and did a phenomenal job. Their communication with each other and quick movements to the ball held the wolverines to a zero-point game. They were also able to add two touchdowns to the score. It was a great team effort, we were impressed by everyone’s effort and passion and they were well deserving of the win,” added coach Christie.

On Sunday, September 25 at 1 p.m. on Emerald Hills Turf Field they face the Sherwood Park Northstars. The club heads to St. Albert for a game on Sunday, October 2 at 1:30 p.m. on Larry Olexiuk Field to play the Fury.

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Atom Navy Buffaloes won 4-1 in the first game of the season against Spruce Grove, September 10.

“Our Navy roster definitely brought their A-game to the first game of the season. Starting our defensive line came out with great pressure and worked particularly well together as a team holding the opposing line. The Buffaloes took home the win 4-1 with awesome plays from offence,” said coach Pier Juneau.

“Our Red atoms showed great heart and played well. Our offence had wellexecuted starting plays and were able to create some gains in yards. Defensively the lines brought pressure to the opposing team with some great stops and learned a lot competitiveness. They played hard right until the end with a close loss of 4-2,” explained coach Juneau.

On Sunday, September 25 at 12:30 p.m. on Field #2 at Beaumont Composite High School it is the Beaumont Bears against the Navy Buffaloes.

Red Buffaloes head back to Beaumont on Sunday, September 25, at 3:30 p.m. on Field #2 to face the Leduc Black Cats.

ANIMAL SHELTER

Murray Green, Camrose Booster

Wild Rose Foodservice Distributors owners Spencer Robertson, left, Brian Robertson, back, along with OleO’s Ice Cream Castle owner Hazel Cale, present $800 to Camrose and District Animal Shelter manager Susan Hertel. Funds were collected from the sale of ice creams pails that were available from Wild Rose Foodservice. The businesses have joined forces for the last seven years.

Central Agencies Realty Home of the Week

Parkview two-storey home

By Lori Larsen

Located in Parkview subdivision, this wonderful two-storey home is just what the growing family needs. Location is everything, and being on a quiet cu-de-sac near schools, playgrounds, the recreation centre and walking trails is perfect for the active family. An inviting front porch welcomes you to the open concept home with a bright open entryway.

Updated flooring leads you into the spacious living room, featuring a sleek gas fireplace for gathering around on cooler evenings.

Create wonderful memories during family dinners in the formal dining room. The well-appointed kitchen features plenty of cabinets, a sit-up island and a great corner pantry. Plenty of windows in the living area allow for warm natural light.

Patio doors lead off the dining area onto the large back deck overlooking the completely landscaped and fenced backyard with gorgeous mature trees that create an extra sense of privacy. You can enjoy a beverage or barbecuing while the children play.

A main floor laundry area and convenient powder room complete the main level.

At the end of your day, retreat to the upper level and a wonderful primary bedroom with a walk-in closet and spa-like en suite featuring a relaxing jacuzzi tub. Two other good-sized bedrooms and a four-piece main bathroom will give children their own privacy.

The lower level offers even more living space with a large family room that has a cozy electric fireplace. Let the sense of being in a cozy mountain cabin envelope you. A large storage room will house away any seasonal items.

With plenty of room for a growing family, this home located at 212 Edgewood Close is priced at $449,000. For a private viewing, contact Al at:

Central Agencies Realty 4870-51 Street, Camrose 780-672-4495 or 587-322-5511 Cell

Welcome to Alberta! Winter is at 6 a.m., Spring starts at 10 a.m., Summer is at 2 p.m., and Fall starts around 4:30ish. Dress accordingly. Bri-ish people don’t pronounce the “T” because they drank it all. I don’t know whose dog needs to hear this, but just because it crinkles doesn’t mean it’s your snack. I don’t know why we stopped doing Show and Tell after Kindergarten. All my stu is so much cooler now. The fact that there’s a highway to Hell and a stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated tra c numbers. I always carry my wife’s picture with me in my wallet. It helps remind me why there’s no money in there. Raising kids is like being constantly surrounded by a tiny sales team. They’re always trying to persuade you into doing or buying something. And they assume everything you say is just an opening o er. I was going to start dieting, but Thanksgiving is coming up, then Halloween candy and then Christmas. Before you know it, it’s barbecue season again and I’m not about to turn down a cheeseburger! Scientists recently conducted an experiment by placing a 10-piece set of matching Tupperware in a sealed chamber. When they opened it a month later, the chamber had 24 lids that did not match any of the six remaining containers. My wife: “Have the kids been acting weird today?” Me: “I don’t think it’s an act.” Teacher: “Your son said you threatened to beat him?” Me: “At Checkers!” Teacher: “And forced him to sleep outside?” Me: “We were camping!” Teacher: “And made up his peanut allergy so he couldn’t share your Snickers bar?” Me: “Yeah … that one I did …” The Domestication of Dogs Wolf: “I’m going to eat your babies!” Human: “But what if, instead of that, I o ered you a soft pillow and some Beggin’ Strips?” Wolf: “I’m listening … tell me more.”

An old man wants a job, but the boss won’t hire him until he passes a little math test.

“Here is your rst question,” the boss says. “Without using numbers, represent the number nine.”

“Without numbers?” the old man asks. “That’s easy.” And he proceeds to draw three trees.

“What is this?” asks the boss.

“You don’t have a brain? Tree plus tree plus tree makes nine,” says the old man.

“Fair enough,” says the boss. “Here is your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99.”

The old man stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree, and hands it back.

The boss scratches his head and says, “How on earth does that represent 99?”

“Each of the trees is dirty now. So it’s dirty tree plus dirty tree plus dirty tree. It’s 99.”

“Okay, last question,” says the boss. “Again, the same rules, but represent the number 100.”

The old man stares into space again. Then he picks up the picture, makes a little mark at the base of each tree, and hands it back.

The boss looks at the picture. “You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!”

The old man leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and whispers, “A little dog came along and did his business by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, plus dirty tree and a turd, plus dirty tree and a turd, which makes 100.”