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BULLETIN BOARD Second Annual Abandoned Fields Adventure Race on Sun. June 10

Registration is now open for the second annual Abandoned Fields Adventure Race and Festival, taking place Sunday, June 10 at Tom Brown Park. Building on the success of last year’s event, organizers have included course upgrades, expanded Base Camp activities and improved obstacles and challenges. Abandoned Fields combines the challenges of running, biking and paddling, sending teams through the three legs of the course with a compass and map to find checkpoints. At each checkpoint, racers face a physical or mental challenge before they can advance. The race is designed for people of all ages and experience levels. Throughout the event on Sunday, “Base Camp”, located in Tom Brown Park at Pavilion 13, will boast live music, fitness challenges, exhibitors and food vendors. Racers and spectators are invited. Race participants will receive a runner’s bag along with an event shirt, finisher’s medal and promotional materials from sponsors and partners. Prizes will be drawn during the event, and awards will be given out to the top finishing teams in each division: amateur, elite and corporate. Abandoned Fields is also partnering with The Children’s Burn Camp of North Florida (Camp Amigo), a summer camp for adolescent burn survivors aged 6 to 18. Race registration is $70, but space is limited and the 2011 event sold out. Base Camp activities are free to the public. Participants must be at least 12 years old on race day, and anyone under 18 will need to have a parent or guardian present at check-in to sign the waiver form. Visit AbandonedFields.com to register and for more information.

Rally To Restore Amtrak Passenger Service

In 2005, Hurricane Katrina damaged the tracks of what was the only true Transcontinental Passenger Railroad Route in American History, the Amtrak Sunset Limited. Due to its contribution and importance to the tourism industry, many had hoped this route would have been promptly restored, but it is currently being used only for freight travel. The route has been “suspended” for passenger travel since the storm, leaving 13 stranded train stations from New Orleans to Jacksonville, FL, and no other railway to get between Jacksonville and New Orleans without traveling through North Carolina. In response to the suspension, railway passenger Bart Bibler -- along with the City of Tallahassee, the National Association of Rail Passengers (NARP), and the Florida Coalition of Rail Passengers (FCRP) -- has made efforts to address the problem. A press conference was held this past February, along with an email, Facebook, and web campaign, and the city has spent millions to restore Tallahassee’s Historic Amtrak Train Station. Now, the efforts continue. A Rally for Restoration of the Amtrak Sunset Limited Service will be held on June 23. The “Bring Bak[sic] Amtrak” rally will begin at 11am at the Historic Amtrak Station, featuring congressional members, local government officials, and Florida State and Florida A&M students. The rally will then continue at the Railroad Square Art Park where at-

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tendees can enjoy an afternoon of Cajun food, an assortment of beer and wine, and live music by JB’s Zydeco Zoo. At 7pm, the entertainment will continue at The Moon with music by Dwayne Dopsie and the Zydeco Hellraisers, the proclaimed finest Zydeco band in New Orleans. Tickets are available to that show in advance for $10 (www.222moon.com).

TPD Accepting Applications for Children's DEFY Program

The Tallahassee Police Department is now accepting applications for its tenth annual Drug Education for Youth (DEFY) summer leadership camp, which will be held at Florida A&M University. Designed by the Department of Justice, the DEFY program is nationally recognized and covers a variety of topics including physical fitness, selfmanagement skills, conflict resolution, drug resistance, health, hygiene, and peer pressure. Participants will also take part in outdoor activities and field trips. The weeklong program is open to full-time Tallahassee residents from ages 9-12, and is free of charge to all qualified applicants. Those interested may submit an application online at Talgov.com or pick up an application at the Tallahassee Police Department (234 East Seventh Avenue). Applications will be accepted until July 13, 2012. Space is limited. For more information, contact Sergeant Danielle Davis at 850-8914569 or e-mail Danielle.Davis@talgov. com.

Gaines Street Opens TwoWay East of Railroad Ave

On June 5, Gaines Street construction entered what the City of Tallahassee is calling “Phase 2 of Segment 2” of its construction project. Due to the successful completion of “Phase 1 of Segment 2”, two-way traffic will finally reopen east of Railroad Avenue towards the Downtown area.

However, Gaines Street will remain a one-way westbound street between Railroad Avenue and Woodward Avenue – towards FSU; all eastbound traffic will continue to use N. Woodward Avenue to W. St Augustine Street as a detour, while crews are working to install new storm drains and electric and communication ducts. In addition, all of the old roadway, curbs, gutters, and sidewalks will be cleared to allow for improvements including repaving and reconstructing, as well as the addition of seating walls, new light posts, and more. Drivers may experience -- and are urged to expect -- traffic delays throughout the duration of construction. All affected businesses on Gaines Street will remain accessible, as is possible. For more information about the Gaines Street construction project visit Talgov.com/Gaines, like Gaines Street on Facebook, or follow @GainesStreet on Twitter.

Support Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia Patient and Hear Tallahassee Musicians

On Sunday June 24, a fundraiser will be held in support of Randy Harrison who is suffering from Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia. The fundraiser will take place at the American Legion Hall at Lake Ella from 2-6pm and will include live music from local Tallahassee musicians and a silent art auction. Those interested in donating snacks, or a piece of artwork for the silent auction, may bring it to the American Legion on June 24 between 10am and 12pm. All unsold items may be picked up at 6pm. For more information, call 850-6978777.

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The Impact of Art in a Free Society By A. Charles Hazelip, Ph.D. As an artist and art instructor I often consider the reasons for doing what I do and why I suggest to others to do the same. After all, what is the purpose of art? What good does it do? I have come to the personal belief that there is a capability in all humans to do art. I also believe that the inherent capability is suppressed by those who reject art for fear of failure. Doing art in any medium carries with it the risk of being criticized by anyone viewing it on public or private display. I have often heard from people asked about their interest in art that they “can’t draw a straight line.” To me this is a good starting point to encourage them to give art a try, since drawing a straight line is hardly ever important in creating a piece of visual art. When persons unschooled in art decide to try it and drop their misgivings about “being good,” they find an array of “good vibes” emerging in their lives. So an impact of art at the individual level is the personal satisfaction derived from giving the process a chance. This, coupled with the old axiom that practice makes perfect, almost invariably results in improved artwork. On a larger scale history has shown that art, in all forms, has the ability to create new connections, catalyze movements and break down barriers that divide we humans.1 The arts can inspire change in societies as well as within the individual human spirit. If this is true then art is an influence for good. But, the question then becomes, why aren’t the arts encouraged more?2 There are probably several answers. In one sense artistic expression challenges the status quo, threatening prevailing power dynamics by portraying the effects of policies as they affect society. Examples from history are many: The Mexican muralist Diego Rivera brought the Mexican people face to face with the oppressive practices of their gov-

ernment. 3 Pablo Picasso laid bare the brutality of war in his painting “Guernica,” done in response to the bombing of Guernica, Basque Country by German and Italian warplanes.4 English artist J. M. W. Turner brought the immoral continuance of the British slave industry into the halls of Parliament by his 1840 painting of a sinking slave ship resulting in the drowning of its cargo of humans bound for slavery.5 One of the best examples of arts being a thorn in the side of political power is the interaction of politics and art in Germany in the years between 1930 and 1945. In 1933 Berlin was challenging Paris as the “capital of the art world.”6 Germany at that time was governed under the Weimar Republic, a democracy. The nation’s art community had greatly broadened its acceptance of many forms of art. German artists began following the lead of the impressionists and Postimpressionists and drew away from realistic-style painting. Expressionists distorted forms to express inner feelings, Cubists turned to geometry for expression, and Dadaists mocked everything with their fantastic abstracts.7 Prominent artists such as Wassily Kandinsky, Paul Klee, Max Beckmann and even the foreign artist Pablo Picasso were drawn to the German art scene of 1933.8 However, socially and economically Germany was in chaos, in part due to the Treaty of Versailles that brought the nation to its knees after its defeat in World War I. Also, the entire world was struggling into and through the Great Depression. The strongest voice amidst the turmoil in German society eventually became the Nazi party and its leader, Adolph Hitler. Very quickly the right-wing party attacked avantgarde, modern art as an insult to German values. The artists who produced the art were debased as mentally ill. Teachers of modern art were fired from their positions and thousands of modern artworks were burned.9 There is

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Painting by fifth grader Evelyn Nigon. much more to the story of the suppression of art in Nazi Germany. For the purpose of this writing the foregoing example of political suppression of artistic expression in a closed society is sufficient. In current times the suppression of art in America, a free society, is not so overt. Now it takes the form of reduced funding and the elimination of art as a valuable endeavor from public school curricula. There remains an undercurrent of devaluation of art by the “controllers” establishing policies for state school systems. To some observers today’s schools are designed to create good workers (in specific fields) rather than balanced whole-systems thinkers, in touch with their creative selves.10 By not recognizing the societal benefits gained from valued art policies, societies at every level lose the healing aspects of art. Examples of such benefits are the works of organizations such as The Barefoot Artists and the City Repair Project (of Portland), which use the arts to help restore traumatized, poor communities by converting blighted areas to colorful places for people to come together.11 In addition to the heal-

ing benefits of art, another contribution is the capacity of art to unite people, to give voice to feelings that are shared in situations where rational interaction seems ineffective. In the America of today there seems to be an attitude among political leaders that just about every issue they choose to address is more important than anything related to the arts. To be sure, there are issues of major consequence facing our country, but why give no thought to the benefits of productive arts policies that, with proper funding, can in some ways give even hard-times elements of healing, improved civil communications and unity among the American people? END NOTES: 1 through 3 — Suppression and Undervaluing of the Arts, Thrive 4 and 5 — Wikipedia. 6 through 9 — The Suppression of Art in Nazi Germany, Constitutional Rights Foundation, 2000 10 and 11 — Suppression and Undervaluing of the Arts, Thrive


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Daytrippin’

An Improbable Gift in Apalachicola By Jennifer Wells Of all the tales travelers tell upon returning home, possibly none are told with as much exuberance and wistfulness as stories of serendipity. Missed busses, wrong turns, the café that was ducked into instead of another — these are the beginnings of unplanned adventures, of quiet discoveries, of conversations with strangers you will recall for years to come. This is one of those. With the money I had saved by going on frugal day trips to my local pool/ oyster bar, to Sopchoppy and on my Big Bend Safari, I was ready to splurge a little and get out of town for two nights. Since moving here ten months ago, I had been to St. George Island and Apalachicola several times for day trips. Most overnight rentals on St. George Island are affordable if you and 15 of your closest friends rent for a week; however, for two nights with just myself and my dog, the apartment I found through VRBO. com, located above Apalachicola’s Dixie Theatre, was a better fit. On my first afternoon in town, I walked to Petunia Pet, where I kicked off the vacation by buying my dog a cookie shaped and decorated like a crab (all profits from Petunia Pet go to support the Dixie Theatre). I wandered around the corner to Downtown Books and Purl, a small bookstore/yarn shop with an eclectic but well-curated collection of both national bestsellers and works by local authors, like Tallahassee’s own Diane Roberts. Since Apalachicola is considered one of the oyster capitals of the world, I chose Sex, Death and Oysters: A HalfShell Lover’s World Tour, written by food critic Robb Walsh, who had traveled around the world, including Apalachicola, to sample oysters. From there, I made a quick choice between going to Verandas, a wine bar

with a view, or the Owl Café Tap Room, which opened last December. There are few things as perfect in life as an afternoon spent in the sun with a new book and a glass of wine, so when I saw an empty table in front of the Tap Room, my decision was made. After tasting a glass of the crisp rosé poured by the friendly bartender, I settled in. What transpired over the next six hours is hard to compress into an 800word article, but the important facts are these: Because I was sitting and reading alone for a few hours, an adjacent table of two women invited me to join them. One was going to be out of town for the next two weeks, and invited me to housesit while she was gone. Now, this is the sort of thing that does not normally happen; people don’t offer you their house after having just met you. After what seemed like an hour protesting, “No — that’s sweet, but I couldn’t …” my new friend said, “It’s done. You will stay at my house.” And for the next two weeks, I did. While 14 days is not enough time to become a true local, it did afford me luxurious hours to spend photographing the old boat on the corner of Water Street and Chestnut Street in both

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morning and afternoon light; to sit on a bench in the grassy area on the bay side of Water Street and watch pelicans dive bomb just because; to meet up with friends for fresh-squeezed orange juice and lemon pancakes at Caroline’s River Dining in the morning or oysters and buttermilk pie at Hole in the Wall in the evening; to take a stand-up paddle boarding lesson ($50) through Journeys of St. George Island and be visited by a pod of dolphins; to ride my bike along the golf cart path on St. George and practice my open water swimming along the sandbar in the Gulf; and to experience local nightlife at the Roseate Spoonbill Lounge’s Friday night karaoke, where Mr. and Mrs. Hole-in-theWall sang and danced and, had it been prom, would have been elected King and Queen.

The moral of the story is that traveling, especially traveling solo, can get you to be in the right place at the right time and, most essentially, to be open to trying out the new wine bar or joining a table of strangers or even accepting an improbable gift. You have nothing to do with it except to be present — to be open to serendipity.

If You Go Caroline’s River Dining 123 Water Street (Mon–Sun, 7am– 9pm).

Owl Café Tap Room 15 Avenue D (Tap Room faces Commerce Street). (Mon–Fri, 4–11; Sat, 12– 12; happy hour Mon–Fri, 4–6:30 and Sat, 12–5). Hole in the Wall 23 Avenue D. (Wed–Sat, 12–9).

Spoonbill Lounge 123 Water Street. (Sun–Thu, 4–12; Fri– Sat, 4–1; happy hour daily 4–7; karaoke Fridays only). Petunia Pet 14 Avenue D. (Mon–Fri, 10–5:30; Sat, 10–6; Sun, 11–4). Downtown Books and Purl 67 Commerce Street. (Mon–Sat, 10–6).

Journeys of St. George Island 240 East Third Street, Saint George Island.


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By Jennifer Wells The mythical summer road trip: the pavement undulates ahead, the anthems reverberate, the possibilities multiply with every mile. The real summer road trip: the car breaks down, the hours are spent stuck in traffic, the constant refilling of the gas tank rapidly depletes the trip budget. There has to be another way. Paul Haney, recent graduate of FSU’s M.A. in English Literature program, former Capital City Villager intern and, in the spirit of full disclosure, a tutor in the program I direct, is about to find out. With a 45-day Amtrak rail-pass in hand, Haney is about to spend the summer exploring America the way people did a century ago: by train. While he has been on a number of road trips, Haney laments the stress that usually accompanies them. Not only does taking the train remove that stress, it offers travelers a different view. ‘’Trains don’t go on those heavily traveled routes that have become commercialized,” Haney explains. Like Simon and Garfunkel 45 years before him, Haney is going to look for America. This isn’t simply a vacation. “I wanted to embark on a large travel writing project that speaks not only to my own

background and observations but pulls in everyone else’s. I’ll be working, writing, photographing, and uploading to the website Haneyonthetrain.com.” Haney is including others in this project by crowdfunding many of his expenses. Via Indiegogo.com (like Kickstarter.com but for funding life projects instead of commercial products), Haney set a target goal of $2500 to help defray the costs of the rail pass (almost $900), hostels, and local transit. With three weeks to go, he has raised half of what he needs. For a $15 donation, supporters will receive a postcard. Haney will also photograph and upload that postcard to his website, so the private piece of mail becomes a public artifact of his trip. The largest donation, $500, gives the patron the option to choose an adventure for Paul, like having him dress up in a colonial costume and recreate the Boston tea party. If the open road stands for autonomy, what does the closed train track stand for? In this time of declining newspaper budgets, is crowdfunding the future of travel writing? How will these things uniquely shape Haney’s perceptions of America? Follow Haneyonthetrain.com to find out.

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CDC: Prepare for a Zombie Apocalypse (And Hurricanes)

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By Julia Welling

n its website -- and through posters and a graphic novella -- the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta, GA is advising all Americans to prepare for a zombie apocalypse. Yes, we are serious. And the CDC is half serious.

It turns out that everything you would need to survive a zombie invasion -sans shovel, axe or shotgun -- is also exactly what you would need to survive any other major disaster, according to CDC Director Dr. Ali Khan. “If you are generally

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well equipped to deal with a zombie apocalypse you will be prepared for a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake, or terrorist attack,” he says on the CDC “zombie blog.” (Hurricane season officially began on June 1, wink.) And to help get the message through (presumably to younger population segments or adult comic book fans), the CDC is stepping outside of its traditional role of stodgy public educator and into the realm of clever social marketer. (The campaign has been progressing since last year, but we couldn’t have discovered it at a better time: hurricane season has just begun, we needed cover artwork, and apparently spontaneous cannibalism is the hot new fad.) The novella -- titled “Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic” -- takes readers along on a journey with loving couple Todd and Julie (and their dog Max) as they prepare for a zombie invasion. Canned food? Check. Water? Check. Flashlights, radio, batteries, first aid kit? Check, check, check. Todd wants to watch TV before the list is done. Then, of course, it happens. Throngs of white people attend a Korn concert, ingest “bath salts”, and start craving human flesh. (We might be reading into the story line a little bit.) Todd and Julie, though -- holed up in their considerably large house -- are not adequately prepared and quickly run out of food and supplies. They are forced, panic-stricken, into the streets in a mad dash for the refugee shelter established by the government at a local school. Before the ordeal is over, zombies over-run the barricade and National Guard soldiers, break into the school like ants at a picnic, and eat the protagonists. But luckily, it turns out, Todd has been dreaming the whole time, and he wakes up rejuvinated and ready to knock out that preparedness list.

It’s cute. But more interesting are some of the subtler details. Traditionally, zombies and their attacks conjure up images of terrible creatures, violence and gore. This story, however, downplays these characteristics (it is a goverment publication, after all) and focuses instead on the abstract cautionary tale. Other less wholesome aspects of a possible zombie resistance movement are treated gingerly through what could be classified as pseudo-propaganda. In one cell of the novella, as zombies break a barricade and rush National Guard soldiers, one soldier yells over his shoulder -- while poking a ravenous zombie away with the barrel of his rifle -- “We can't just shoot them. These are our fellow citizens!” Right. The zombies then advance on the school after “overpowering” the soldiers (with no mention of brain eating or mutilation) and break into the auditorium where “people are chatting happily with their families” ... because end-of-the-species refugee situations are always fun. Boggle, anyone?! There is an educational component as well: The novella has a full chapter


In terms of clever public service messages, we think this one ranks pretty high -- remembering all of the horrible McGruff the Crime Dog coloring books we took home in Grade School. The novella and educational posters can be viewed, downloaded and ordered online at CDC.gov.

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in the middle depicting the CDC's actual response in the case of a viral pandemic, including the speedy discovery of a vaccine and its rapid production at the Strategic National Stockpile. (In this incident, the zombie virus “appears to be a highly mutated form of the flu.”) But those are things you would expect in a government publication. And on the back cover, the reader has a handy and comprehensive emergency preparedness checklist at their disposal. In terms of clever public service messages, we think this one ranks pretty high -- remembering all of the horrible McGruff the Crime Dog coloring books we took home in grade school. And extra credit points because its the CDC -- it’s not easy to make death, disease and disaster interesting, much less entertaining. (And we have spoken with one local therapist who was interested in obtaining a Zombie poster for her office wall -not to encourage her patients to stockpile Pop Tarts, mind you, but to help them keep perspective on how bad the troubles in their lives really are.) We give this campaign two crooked, gangrenous thumbs up!

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By A. Charles Hazelip, Ph.D. An airport is a place to watch and hear characters. Some are low-life, like the fortyish Lothario who had just phoned his wife then tried to pick-up the young, dark haired beauty sitting four seats away. Soon he had her smiling and twitching like a fish in a net. Other characters are amazing, like the attractive woman on a nearby bench intently texting messages at the speed of light. I have never seen two thumbs moving with such speed and accuracy for over at least fifteen minutes. The plane ride from Philadelphia to Atlanta proved even more interesting. Seated behind my wife and I were two normal looking young men, and a third occupied the window seat in our row. I arbitrarily chose to discreetly dub them “Red” -- the red-haired lad in our row -- and “Big Ears” and “Mellow-man” in the row behind us. The third person in the row with Big-Ears and Mellow-Man was a middle age business man. During the flight my wife unobtrusively pointed out to me the address on a manila envelope in the lap of Red. It was addressed to the young man from the Army Induction Center at Fort Benning, Georgia. Red, Big-Ears and Mellow-Man were being inducted in the US Army. Having been in the same situation myself many years ago I felt a kindred spirit. So, I began listening. The business man asked Big-Ears and Mellow-Man a basic question, “Why did you join up?” Big-Ears answered quickly, saying, “I joined up to get a brand new, tricked out hog of a truck. I can see it in my dreams.” After a moment Mellow Man replied, “I am just looking for something to do.” Red did not respond, he sat

stoically studying the farm fields and terrain gradually getting nearer as the plane descended. Big-Ears, however, was not through, he voiced an issue that obviously was on his mind. He said, “Somebody is going to get in our face and tell us what to do all the time. They can’t scare me, though, I have sky-dived.” Mellow-man, slightly nervous, said, “I hope it isn’t too bad,” As the jet made its final approach, Big-Ears declared uneasily, “I don’t trust people landing airplanes; I would rather jump out of them.” At this Red turned to face him and said, simply and directly, “This is what we signed up for.” Obviously a man of few words he turned and sat in his seat. Soon the landing gear bumped down and we were in Atlanta. After disembarking we went our different ways, the three inductees to their connecting flight to Fort Benning, and to future adventures in the Army. During the lay-over before our flight to Tallahassee I reflected on the conversation among the three young men. I realized that none of them said they joined the service to defend our country and freedom. I reflected on my reasons for joining many years before. I do not recall joining for those purposes either. I was more like Mellow-Man, just looking for something to do. I spent the next twenty-two years of my army career being told that I was defending our country and freedom. After my tour in Vietnam I had serious questions about how I was defending my country over there. My second inclination regarding the three young men on the plane was to pray for them, that they would live through their military adventure.


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NOTES FROM

These listings are a small sampling from COCA’s Weekly E-Mail Blast, a free e-mail newsletter for cultural organizations and amateur and professional artists, musicians, writers, dancers, actors, and creative people in all disciplines. To receive the complete COCA weekly e-mail, sign up at www.cocanet. org. COCA’s mission is to serve as a catalyst for development and support of arts and culture in Florida’s capital region.”

Ballet Instructors Wanted

Auditions for Musical Cabaret-Style Show (June 9)

Performing Arts Center of Tallahassee/Company Etudes Youth Ensemble Ballet are hiring pre-ballet, contemporary and classical ballet instructors for 2012–13. Submit CV and cover letter to Amy Lowe, Artistic Director, at info@ performingartscenteroftallahassee. com.

Artists Wanted for Frenchtown Heritage Fest (Event date: August 25)

Artists are wanted to showcase their works for Frenchtown Heritage Fest in Tallahassee's downtown. Festival takes place from 10am to 4pm. Email Annie Harris at anniesharris@comcast.net for a vendor application, or call 850-510-5621 for more details.

Musicians Sought for Summer Reading Orchestra

The Big Bend Community Orchestra, under the direction of Dr. Shelby Chipman and Ed Kawakami, is hosting a summer reading orchestra for six Thursday evenings June 21–July 26 in room 165 of the Communications & Humanities Building at TCC from 7:15 to 9:15. All capable string players are encouraged to attend. The regular wind and percussion players in the BBCO may need substitutes if they are unable to attend, so if you are interested in participating, please contact Ginny Densmore at ginnyden@comcast.net.

Casting call for a new musical cabaret-style show from the creators of “The Laughing Stock” (this one's not related to politics). All types of singer/actors wanted. Must be able to play ages 60–100 years old. Solo singing and harmony singing experience necessary. Music theater experience is desirable. No short-term residents — must be able to rehearse and perform in Tallahassee. Auditions will be held at COCA, 816 South ML King Jr. Blvd., on Saturday, June 9. Bring sheet music to a song (1.5–2 minute section) that displays vocal range. Audition by appointment only. Email jestkdn@aol.com for an audition time reservation.

Artist Entries for FLAUNT: 2012 Art Walk and Exhibition (Deadline: June 18)

Artists wanted to showcase art pieces made from recycled components in Thomasville on September 7. Must also create a recycled-product dress for fashion show. Cash prizes awarded. Contact Whitney Smith at wsmith@ t h o m a s v i l l e a r t s . o r g o r 2 2 9 -2 26 0588 for more information.

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A Little Bit About What You Are Reading... (850) 320-7806 Tallahassy@Gmail.com TallyVillager.com Joe Berg Publisher

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Marlene Baldeweg-Rau Stacey Bosch Catalina Quintana Julia Welling Interns

Contributors In This Issue: Adam Bois, Nora Bonner, Agnes Furey, Tracy Horenbein, Louise Reid Ritchie, Allie Marini, Natalie Minish, Dr. Andy Opel, Jennifer Wells, Matt Willey, and all of our advertisers and the hundreds of businesses who distribute Villager. About Us:

Villager is a free, independent and locally owned publication for arts, culture and news in Tallahassee. We publish every other Wedsnesday and are free to readers and distributors, supported solely by our advertisers -- many of whom are small, local businesses. Our goal is to bring all of Tallahassee together in one place. You can learn more about our mission and history online at TallyVillager.com

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illager is an independent and mission-driven publication like no other in Tallahassee. We exist to:

• Bring the community together • Fight for local small business • Encourage local dialogue, shopping, and engagement • Fill gaps left by other media • Chronicle our unique local arts and culture • Cover communities and issues often ignored

• Provide education about the issues of the day • And showcase all that Tallahassee has to offer.

We are a proud local booster for a stronger, more vibrant and unified Tallahasseee. And our publication is geared towards those who are actively engaged in the community -- through artistic, cultural, civic, or social activities -while we encourage others to become more involved.

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We are only one force for progress in Tallahassee, but we are proud to be the force that advocates...


Food, Food, Everywhere...

Some things just line up perfectly. As

our team was outlining the plan for our

upcoming, summer-long series about local food -- chronicling the many steps and

people involved with the local farm-to-

table movement -- this dandy of an internet meme fell into our Facebook laps. And we thought it said perfectly everything

we were struggling to describe about the

value of local food in the community -- economically, nutritionally, and mentally.

Stay metaphorically tuned to Villager in

the coming months as we delve into Lo-

cal Food, and if you are involved with the movement on any level, send us an email (Tallahassy@Gmail.com) about your neck of the garden.

And finally, this image has been shared

so much online that its original creator

could not be discovered. Even major sites that were featuring it prominently could not identify the author, meaning that the

originator either chose to leave it anonymous or had no idea it would become so popular. So if you are she or he or they, please get in touch with us so we can grant

you your due praise. And thanks for sharing.

And of course, all of the logos and trade-

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Cinema

Long Live “Return of the Living Dead” By The Primal Root The Return of the Living Dead (1985): More Brains or Why It Hurts to Be Dead Speaking of dark visions of American culture, let's take a look at what I consider to be one of the greatest living-dead films ever produced -- Dan O'Bannon's 1985 horrific masterpiece The Return of the Living Dead. Unlike your typical horror film, Return features a cast made up primarily of 80's goth punk kids who are obsessed with the lifestyle of sex, death, and total nihilism. In fact, one character speaks a rare horror movie soliloquy bemoaning how no one understands him. "What, do you think this is a fucking costume? This is a way of life!", he explains to whoever will listen. A chain runs from

Return of the Living Dead is blessed with a kind of kinetic energy and pace that borders on the hysterical. Also, helping to maintain this vitality is the incredible punk soundtrack playing over much of the movie's key action sequences and montages.

his nostril to his ear, a giant X is shaved into his head as he stands stoically in a cemetery littered with garbage. Meanwhile, a totally nude, Manic Panic red-headed punk girl by the name of Trash (played by genre legend Linnea Quigley) rubs his stiff and humps his leg. Oh, yeah, it's that kind of movie. The kind of movie that works perfectly as a sort of accumulation of 80's issues and ideas, shining a spotlight on a generation who grew up with the Cold War and living in fear of a nuclear strike. Teenagers who don't trust authority or government, and have totally given up on the system that seems to have abandoned them. The kids featured in Return embrace their standing as outcasts, and in a way almost worship the urban blight they are a part of in Reagan's America. Hell, when the gang comes across Uneeda Medical Supplies’ dreary, worn down facade, Trash notes "I like it. It's a statement." And on that same dime, sex and death are constantly intermingled and romanticized. The character of Trash, while sitting spread eagle on top of someone's final resting place, begins waxing philosophical about her fantasies of dying and the worst ways to go about it. All this before she does an erotic striptease accompanied by some 80's pop music, illuminated by road flares ... ending up shaking her goods in nothing but leg warmers, with a "Go fuck yourself" smile plastered on her face. It's one Hell of a statement, and the dead haven't even begun to rise from their grave yet! Once the dead make their debut, however -- and our teenagers find themselves under siege by an army of intelligent, running, brain munchers

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-- all romanticizing goes right out the window. It all begins over at Uneeda Medical Supply when a canister -- that was misshipped by the U.S. Government ("Typical Army Fuck Up") and contains an experimental chemical, 2-4-5- Troxin, and a previously reanimated corpse -- bursts open spilling its contents all through the building. This brings one of the stored medical cadavers back to life, and knocks both Frank (the old hand) and Freddie (the new kid on his first day!) out for a little siesta. They awake later -feeling as awful as the putrid toxin smells -- to a living nightmare as Uneeda's inventory of dead this-n-thats have been brought back to hideous, brain-gnawing life! Frank and Freddie react with such over-the-top hysteria that the scene's comedic zeal is totally electric. Of course, their reactions are pretty much how most of us would react to this mortifying situation, and that's exactly why it works so well. Everyone plays this movie straight. Things go from terrible to horrific as Frank calls the boss, Burt, over to help take care of the reanimated corpse in the basement. With each new method devised to right the situation a another can of worms is opened for our protagonists, until they are forced to whittle down their options to the most drastic one imaginable. Return of the Living Dead is blessed with a kind of kinetic energy and pace that borders on the hysterical. Also, helping to maintain this vitality is the incredible punk soundtrack playing over much of the movie's key action sequences and montages.

'Surfin' Dead' by The Cramps adds humor to a siege sequence. And as the film's iconic skeleton emerges from it's grave -- its eyes opened widely, boney jaw dropping open -- we hear 45 Grave screaming "DO YOU WANNA PARTY?" The only correct answer to this query is a resounding FUCK YES! This is one party you never want to pass up. The characters are all great and remarkably well-performed, the gore is plentiful, the creature effects are fun, and the whole film is bursting with a go-for-broke energy that has yet to be rivaled. It's youthful nihilism and vindication of it's distrust for governmental institutions is a message just as clearly heard today as it ever was. Witty, inventive, clever, hysterically goofy, and terrifying, Return of the Living Dead is a rare breed within the genre. This flick stands the test of time, and is a true Trash Cinema Great! Come on by Video 21 if you'd like to check this Trash Cinema Classic out and we'll be pleased as punch to recommend a few other greats while you're there. Till next time, Gang, Stay Trashy!

Also, there happens to be an ad hoc group of community members and business owners in Tally who are interested in bringing a greater variety of independent and alternative films to the Capital City. If you are interested in being a part of these efforts, contact us at tallahassy@gmail.com

Illustration by Molly O’brien


Video Of The Week

This Video of the Week comes out of Portland, OR and stars a man and 60 of his friends performing a lip-synching, choreographed musical as part of a most original and hilarious marriage proposal – complete with a marching band. The man is Isaac Lamb, mastermind behind this unforgettable proposal to his girlfriend, Amy Finkel. The video even made it on to Good Morning America, and has more than 1 million views. Search YouTube: The setup: Isaac tells his girlfriend to meet him at his “Best Proposal parent’s house -- with no other details . Once there, Isaac's Ever” brother sits her on the tailgate of the family car and places headphones on her ears before the vehicle slowly pulls out of the driveway and down the street – where an entire entourage of Amy's friends and family members surprise her with a musical performance to rival any Broadway show. And all in sync with the music she is hearing on the headphones. You may want to keep the tissues nearby—we totally cried.

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Real Cinema

Classic or not-so-mainstream films playing in June.

Elena

To Kill A Mockingbird

Monsieur Lazhar

The Salt of Life

Released in 2011, this Russian film with English subtitles focuses on a sixty-something married couple, Vladimir and Elena, who share a Moscow apartment. Elena is Vladimir’s dowdy former nurse who must hatch a desperate plan when her potential inheritance is placed in danger. Friday, June 8th, 6:00 PM Saturday, June 9th, 5:00 PM Sunday, June 10th, 5:00 PM All Saints Cinema 918- ½ Railroad Avenue www.tallahasseefilms.com 850.386.4404

Nominated for an Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film, Monsieur Lazhar is a French film that features a Montreal middle school class that suffers the death of their beloved teacher. Bachir Lazhar is an Algerian immigrant who substitute teaches the class and helps the students heal from their loss while learning to accept his own painful past. Sunday, June 10th, 3:00 PM All Saints Cinema 918- ½ Railroad Avenue www.tallahasseefilms.com 850.386.4404

Jiro Dreams of Sushi

Residing in Tokyo, 85 year old sushi master Jiro Ono works tirelessly in his world-famous restaurant to create the perfect piece of sushi. His son, Yokshikazu faces the pressures of stepping into his father’s shoes and handling the family business. Friday, June 15, 6 PM Saturday, June 16, 5 PM All Saints Cinema 918- ½ Railroad Avenue www.tallahasseefilms.com 850.386.4404

This special 50th anniversary showing will include special guest speaker Diane K. Roberts, who is an essayist, author, and professor of creative writing at Florida State University. This is a film adaptation of Harper Lee’s bestselling novel, To Kill A Mockingbird, which tells the story of a lawyer who agrees to defend a black man in a racially divided, Alabama town in the 1930’s. Sunday, June 24th, 5:00 PM All Saints Cinema 918- ½ Railroad Avenue www.tallahasseefilms.com 850.386.4404

An Italian foreign film with English subtitles, The Salt of Life features Gianni, a retiree who has become invisible to almost everyone around him. In response, he attempts to generate some kind of extracurricular love life. Friday June 29, 6 PM Saturday June 30, 5 PM Sunday July 1, 5 PM All Saints Cinema 918- ½ Railroad Avenue www.tallahasseefilms.com 850.386.4404

Carnival of Souls + PsychoCircus

This double feature event, taking place at The All Saints Hop Yard, features two horrifying B-movies that will haunt you in your sleep! Join in on this drive-in style night, cleverly named Kino Kola, for only $4 for both films. Gates open at 7:30, and the movies will start as soon as it is dark enough. Food trucks will also be in attendance, and of course wine and craft beer will be available at the bar. Saturday June 9, 8:30 PM All Saints Hop Yard 453 All Saints St AllSaintshopYard.com

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All Saints Cinema in the historic Amtrak Station next to Railroad Square: The largest film society of its kind in the Southeast.

Casablanca

Not much needs to be said here. It's Casablanca. If you've seen it, you know why it's great – impeccable story structure, compelling love-story arch, tightly crafted production, and spot on passive-aggressive Nazi hating. If you haven't seen it, here's your chance. Showing on the outdoor screen once the sun goes down. The event also features a palm reader, bellydancers, and a special Morrocan menu provided by the Great American Sandwich Food Truck. $4 cover, which benefits Capital City Villager. Of all the early-20th-centurysoda-distributor-warehousesmade-outdoor-craft-beer-andwine-venues in the world, you should probably walk into this one. Saturday, July 7, 8:30 (or sundown) All Saints Hop Yard 453 All Saints Street AllSaintsHopYard.com

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You Should Try This... 1) Governor's Club with The Rosy Shades

Need something different to start your weekend off right or a new band to add to your play list? Well you can do both now that Cow Haus Productions presents a local band night at the Mockingbird Cafe. This Thursday for a $5 cover you can witness two local bands -- Governor's Club and The Rosy Shades -- rock it out with their original music. Be sure to bring some cash to take part in the $2 PBRs and $3 Wells. Thur. June 14. 10:30pm. Mockingbird Cafe. 1225 North Monroe Street. 32303. (850) 222-4956

2) Jazz Journalist Local Hero Award Reception

It is no secret that FSU has one of the best jazz programs in the country with alumni such as Martin Bejerano, Manuel Valera, Marcus Roberts and of course the Zach Bartholomew Trio. “The best students follow the best teachers” and it is no wonder that Leon Anderson is one of these teachers. Anderson joined faculty in 1998 and since then has put the FSU Jazz Program on the map. It is because of him that the jazz scene will continue to thrive in the Tallahassee area, and the next generation of swinging jazz musicians continues to graduate from FSU. Come help celebrate Anderson's many accomplishments by awarding him with the JJA Award at the historical B-Sharps Jazz Cafe. There will be a free reception and the night doesn't end there. At 8pm, everyone will be heading over to FSU for a faculty concert and the presentation of the award. Come see and hear for yourself why Steve Wilson said that FSU is one of the three schools in the country to produce such quality Jazz musicians. Wed. June 20. 5pm. B Sharp's Jazz Cafe. 648 West Brevard Street. 32304. (850) 681-2400. b-sharps.com

Try something new for once.

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3) The Ned Devines

St. Patrick’s Day has passed but that doesn't mean the Irish music needs to stop playing. Tallahassee is home to The Ned Devines, an Irish band that brings an all-round traditional Irish music experience to every person that comes their way. Whether you are in the mood to listen to an upbeat jig or reel, a slow air, or catch a glimpse of their premier step dancer who is also a veteran international competitor, The Ned Devines will not disappoint. Come grab a beer and enjoy an evening of traditional Irish tunes, songs and dance. You never know, maybe you will find yourself dancing to the rhythm of the fiddle. Sun. June 10, 7pm. Finnegan's Wake. 1122 Thomasville Road, #2. 32303. (850) 222-4225.

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4) Vintage Vegas Takes Over Hotel Duval

If you want to take a trip to Vegas but do not have the time or money, look no further because Vegas is coming to Tallahassee, 60's style. Go back in time to meet celebrities such as Marilyn Monroe and the Rat Pack and try your hand at poker, roulette, or blackjack while listening to the sweet sounds of the wellknown Zach Bartholomew Trio. This is a perfect opportunity to give back to the Leon County Humane Society, for all proceeds will benefit this non-profit organization. Purchase your tickets now and treat yourself to cigars, signature drinks, old fashion hors d'oeuvres and entertainment. Fri. June 15. 8pm. Hotel Duval. 415 North Monroe Street. 32301. hotelduvalevents.com.

5) Roller Derby

If you haven't witnessed the Tallahassee RollerGirls compete then it is time for you to cross that off your bucket list. The ladies will be putting on their helmets and pads and lacing

up their skates for two intense bouts this month. On June 9th, Tallahassee's Jailbreak Betties will compete against Beach Brawl Skater Dolls from Fort Walton Beach, Florida and then on June 16th there will be a WFTDA match-up between Tallahassee's Capital Punishment and the Blue Ridge Rollergirls. Bring a chair and get ready to view real women play a real sport. Tickets are available online, at Play It Again Sports, Bird's Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack or through your favorite derby girl. Sat., June 9. 6:30pm. North Florida Fairgrounds. 441 Paul Russell Rd. tallyrg. com Sat. June 16. 6:30pm. Tallahassee Skate Inn. 1368 Blountstown Hwy. tallyrg.com

6) Bradfordville Blues Club

Hidden in the rural NE of Tallahassee,

Bradfordville Blues Club has hosted an impressive list of Blues acts that would have kept Muddy Waters in good company. Every weekend, the club features a new artist and on June 15, “The Georgia Songbird” will be in town. Dubbed this nickname early on, EG Kight will be performing and introducing her new cd, Lip Service. If that isn't enough, Albert Castiglia, former lead guitarist for Junior Wells, will be having a CD release party the next night for his fifth CD, Keepin On. Two nights in a row with talented blues artists performing in the “juke joint” sounds like the best and only way for a memorable Blues experience. Fri. June 15. 9:30pm. & Sat. June 16. 10pm. Bradfordville Blues Club. 7152 Moses Lane. 32309. (850) 906-0766

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NIGHTLIFE EVENTS Date

Thru

Submit free event listings online at TALLYVILLAGER.COM

Start Time Title

Venue

Info

Street

9:00 AM

Nutcracker Summer Dance Camp

World Ballet Inc.

www.worldballetinc.com

2518 Cathay Court

Fri. June 8 6/23/12

07:00 PM

The Intoxicators

All Saints Hop Yard

www.allsaintshopyard.com

453 All Saints St.

Ea. Fri

08:30 PM

Phillip Solomon Stewart & the Palace Band

Amen-Ra

www.kingpent.com

812 S. Macomb St.

Ea. Fri

08:00 PM

Scrabble Night

Black Dog Cafe

find us on facebook

229 Lake Ella Drive

Ea. Fri

09:00 PM

Live Jazz!

Hifi Jazz Cafe

www.hifijazzcafe.com

1617 S Adams St

6/9/12

01:00 PM

7th Annual The Ride For Hope

North Florida Fairgrounds

www.therideforhope.com

441 Paul Russell Rd

08:00 PM

Habitat, Quiet People, World’s Strongest Man

St. Michael's Pub

Find us on Facebook

513 W Gaines St

08:00 PM

Sing Sing Karaoke

What ? Cafe

www.whatcafe.com

1940 N Monroe St #76

Ea. Sat

09:00 PM

Live Jazz!

Hifi Jazz Cafe

www.hifijazzcafe.com

1617 S Adams St

Ea. Sat

010:00 PM

Karaoke Dance Party

AJ Sports Bar and Grill

www.ajsportsbar.net

1800 W Tennessee St

08:00 PM

Blues 'N Books w/C. S. Holt & Blues Revival

American Legion

www.floridalegionpost13.org

229 Lake Ella Dr.

08:30 PM

Guitar Shorty

Bradfordville Blues Club

www.bradfordvilleblues.com

7152 Moses Lane

09:00 PM

V89 Summer Throwdown ~ Free

Club Rehab

find us on facebook

926 W. Tharpe

09:00 PM

Phinehas/After Me the FLood/All I Lost

Episodes

find us on facebook

2122 W Pensacola St

Ea. Sat

08:00 PM

DJ Gummy Bear

Midtown Pass

www.midtownpass.com

1019 N Monroe St.

Ea. Sat

010:00 PM

Out & Out LGBTQA Party

Paradigm

find us on facebook

115 W College Ave

Ea. Fri, Sat

010:00 PM

DJ and Dancing

Waterworks

www.waterworkstallahassee.com

1133 Thomasville Rd

Walker Paramore

Black Dog Cafe

Facebook

229 Lake Elle Dr.

The Ned Devines

Finnegan's Wake

find us on facebook

1122 Thomasville Rd.

Jungo! a bingo type game

Waterworks

WaterworksTallahassee.com

1133 Thomasville Rd.

Ea. Fri Sat. June 9

Sun. June 10 Ea. Sun Ea. 2nd Sun

07:00 PM

Ea. Sun Mon. June 11 Ea. Mon

09:00 PM

Karaoke Mondays ~ Sing, Drink, Dance!

Episodes

find us on facebook

2122 W Pensacola St

Ea. Mon

010:30 PM

Booze and Brains Trivia with Hank

Mockingbird Cafe

www.mockingbirdtallahassee.com

1225 N Monroe St

2nd Mon

09:00 PM

2012 Songwriter Series of Midtown

Mockingbird Cafe

www.mockingbirdtallahassee.com

1225 N Monroe St

Live Trivia With Jonny Ray

Pockets Pool and Pub

PocketsPoolAndPub.com

2810 Sharer Rd.

Ea. Mon Ea. Mon

05:00 PM

Hospitality Night

Waterworks

www.waterworkstallahassee.com

1133 Thomasville Rd

7/14/12

10:00 AM

Summer Dance Intensive

World Ballet Inc.

www.worldballetinc.com

2518 Cathay Court

Ea. Tues

07:30 PM

Trivia Night with John France and his Orchestra

Bird's Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack

www.birdsoystershack.com

325 N Bronough St

Ea. Tues

09:00 PM

Throwback Tuesdays ~ 50's to Present Day

Episodes

find us on facebook

2122 W Pensacola St

Ea. Tues

09:00 PM

Karaoke Night

Midtown Pass

www.midtownpass.com

1019 N Monroe St.

Karaoke

Pockets Pool and Pub

PocketsPoolAndPub.com

2810 Sharer Rd.

Tue. June 12

Ea. Tues Wed. June 13 Ea. Wed

010:30 PM

Big Contest Wednesday

AJ Sports Bar and Grill

www.ajsportsbar.net

1800 W Tennessee St

Ea. Wed

08:00 PM

Jam Sessions by Joe Goldberg

B Sharp's Jazz Club

www.b-sharps.com

648 W Brevard St

Ea. Wed

09:00 PM

Comedy Night

Bird's Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack

www.birdsoystershack.com

325 N Bronough St

Ea. Wed

09:00 PM

Comedy Night

Bird's Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack

www.birdsoystershack.com

325 N Bronough St

Bomber Babe Night

Bomb Shelter

BarnacleBills.com

1830 N. Monroe St.

Ea. Wed

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Ea. Wed

09:00 PM

DJ Dance

Episodes

find us on facebook

2122 W Pensacola St

Ea. Wed

09:00 PM

Little Black Dress Night @ L8

Hotel Duval

www.hotelduval.com/

415 N Monroe St

Ea. Wed

08:00 PM

Open Mic

The Warehouse

www.openmikes.org

706 W Gaines St.

Ea. Thurs

08:00 PM

The BOOC Band

B Sharp's Jazz Club

www.b-sharps.com

648 W Brevard St

Ea. Thurs

09:30 PM

Karaoke with DJ Shower

Bird's Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack

www.birdsoystershack.com

325 N Bronough St

Ea. Thurs

06:00 PM

Food Truck Thursday Live Music!

Food Truck Hub

www.streetchefs.com

300 W. Tharpe St.

Ea. Thurs

09:00 PM

Live Jazz!

Hifi Jazz Cafe

www.hifijazzcafe.com

1617 S Adams St

Ea. Thurs

010:00 PM

Open House Conspiracy

The Warehouse

(850) 222-6188

706 W Gaines St.

Ea. Thurs

09:00 PM

Science Salon

Waterworks

www.waterworkstallahassee.com

1133 Thomasville Rd

Ea. Thurs

09:00 PM

Open Mic Night!

What ? Cafe

www.whatcafe.com

1940 N Monroe St #76

07:00 PM

Food Truck Round Up: with live music

All Saints Hop Yard

www.allsaintshopyard.com

453 All Saints St.

07:00 PM

Zach Bartholomew Trio - Apalachee Trio

All Saints Hop Yard

www.allsaintshopyard.com

453 All Saints St.

08:30 PM

Phillip Solomon Stewart & the Palace Band

Amen-Ra

www.kingpent.com

812 S. Macomb St.

08:00 PM

Jazz with Waldron Dunkley or David Meder

B Sharp's Jazz Club

www.b-sharps.com

648 W Brevard St

08:00 PM

Scrabble Night

Black Dog Cafe

find us on facebook

229 Lake Ella Drive

Live Band

Bomb Shelter

BarnacleBills.com

1830 N. Monroe St.

07:00 PM

EG Kight

Bradfordville Blues Club

www.bradfordvilleblues.com

7152 Moses Lane

Ea. Fri

05:00 PM

Gay Night

Club Rehab

find us on facebook

926 W. Tharpe

Ea. Fri

09:00 PM

Live Jazz!

Hifi Jazz Cafe

www.hifijazzcafe.com

1617 S Adams St

08:00 PM

The Flood Live

Midtown Pass

www.midtownpass.com

1019 N Monroe St.

DJ and Free Bowling

Pockets Pool and Pub

PocketsPoolAndPub.com

2810 Sharer Rd.

Thu. June 14

Fri. June 15 Ea. Fri Ea. Fri Ea. Fri Ea. Fri, Sat

Ea. Fri, Sat Ea. Fri

010:00 PM

Stetsons On The Moon

The Moon

www.222moon.com

East Lafayette St.

Ea. Fri

08:00 PM

Sing Sing Karaoke

What ? Cafe

www.whatcafe.com

1940 N Monroe St #76

09:00 PM

Bluegrass Bonfire (Moonshine Dirt Reunion)

All Saints Hop Yard

www.allsaintshopyard.com

453 All Saints St.

08:30 PM

Albert Castiglia

Bradfordville Blues Club

www.bradfordvilleblues.com

7152 Moses Lane

06:00 PM

Shapeshifter Project,Stray Bullet,Methodical

Episodes

find us on facebook

2122 W Pensacola St

08:00 PM

Edens Fill

Episodes

find us on facebook

2122 W Pensacola St

08:00 PM

Eli Live

Midtown Pass

www.midtownpass.com

1019 N Monroe St.

010:00 PM

Out & Out LGBTQA Party

Paradigm

find us on facebook

115 W College Ave

07:00 PM

John Mark McMillan & Friends

Celebration Baptist Church

www.icelebration.org

3300 Shamrock St E

Sat. June 16

Ea. Sat

Sun. June 17 and after 6/17/12 6/18/12

Ea. Mon

010:30 PM

Booze and Brains Trivia with Hank

Mockingbird Cafe

www.mockingbirdtallahassee.com

1225 N Monroe St

6/18/12

Ea. Mon

08:00 PM

Open Mic

Tally Peace Market (in RRSQ)

railroadsquare.com

1007 Commerce Dr

06:00 PM

Out of Time/Black Ice/Worn Out/Cold Hearted

Episodes

find us on facebook

2122 W Pensacola St

09:00 PM

Karaoke Night

Midtown Pass

www.midtownpass.com

1019 N Monroe St.

05:00 PM

Local Jazz Journalist Award/FSU Jazz Faculty Concert B Sharp's Jazz Club

www.b-sharps.com

648 W Brevard St

6/19/12 6/19/12

Ea. Tues

6/20/12 6/20/12

Ea. Wed

09:00 PM

Little Black Dress Night @ L8

Hotel Duval

www.hotelduval.com/

415 N Monroe St

6/20/12

Ea. Wed

08:00 PM

Open Mic

The Warehouse

www.openmikes.org

706 W Gaines St.

6/21/12

Ea. Thurs

06:00 PM

Food Truck Thursday Live Music!

Food Truck Hub

www.streetchefs.com

300 W. Tharpe St.

6/21/12

Ea. Thurs

010:00 PM

Open House Conspiracy

The Warehouse

(850) 222-6188

706 W Gaines St.

09:30 PM

Spring Break 82 w/ Hold That Hand & Hawk Fight

St. Michael's Pub

Find us on Facebook

513 W Gaines St

08:00 PM

Villager WTF? Revue

All Saints Hop Yard

www.allsaintshopyard.com

453 All Saints St

6/22/12 6/28/12

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6/9/12

8-Jun

6/10/12

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8-Jun

Ea. Fri

8-Jun

Ea. 2nd Fri

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Title

Category

Venue

Address

Info

Florida African Dance Festival

Festival

TCC Lifetime Sports Complex

444 Appleyard Dr

www.fadf.org

Elena

Cinema

All Saints Cinema

918-1/2 Railroad Ave

www.tallahasseefilms.com

05:30 PM

Ballroom/Swing Dance Lessons

Dance

Tallahassee Senior Center

1400 N Monroe St.

www.talgov.com/seniors

07:30 PM

Contra Dance

Dance

Tallahassee Senior Center

1400 N Monroe St.

www.talgov.com/seniors

6/28/12

Museum Hrs

Tallahassee Chinese Art

Exhibit

FAMU Fine Arts Gallery

1630 Pinder St Room 105

www.famuart.com

7/6/12

Museum Hrs

Artists' League Summer Annual Art Exhibit

Exhibit

FSU Museum of Fine Arts

530 W Call St

www.mofa.fsu.edu

8-Jun

6/18/12

Museum Hrs

Tallahassee Watercolor Society Tri-State

Exhibit

LeMoyne Center for Visual Arts

125 N Gadsden St

www.lemolyne.org

8-Jun

12/31/12

10:00 AM

History Exhibits

Exhibit

Mission San Luis

2100 W Tennessee St

www.missionsanluis.org

8-Jun

Ea. 2nd 4th Fri

05:30 PM

Wine Tasting

Tasting

New Leaf Market

1235 Apalachee Pkwy

www.newleafmarket.coop

8-Jun

6/24/12

Varies

Wonder of the World

Theatre

Tallahassee Little Theatre

1861 Thomasville Rd

www.tallahasseelittletheatre.org

8-Jun

6/29/12

9:00 AM

Camp 621

Workshop

621 Gallery

621 Industrial Dr

www.621gallery.org

9-Jun

12/15/12

Library Hrs

Her-Story: Phenomenal Women of Color

Af Am History

FAMU Black Archives

FAMU Carnegie Library

www.famu.edu

9-Jun

Ea. 2nd Sat

dusk

Kino-Kola Double Feature

Cinema

All Saints Hop Yard

453 All Saints St.

www.allsaintshopyard.com

9-Jun

02:00 PM

The Capital Chordsmen ~ Annual Show

Concert

TCC Turner Auditorium

444 Appleyard Drive

www.capitalchordsmen.org

9-Jun

4:30 AM

Casino Dance Lessons in the Park

Dance

Lake Ella

229 Lake Ella Dr

www.azucarfsu.com

9-Jun

Ea. Fri, Sat

011:00 PM

Salsa Dancing

Dance

Margo's

451 W Gaines St

find us on facebook

9-Jun

7/9/12

Museum Hrs

Tallahassee’s Own (TOWN) Art

Exhibit

City Hall Gallery

300 South Adams St

www.cocanet.org/city-hall

9-Jun

8/5/12

Museum Hrs

Girl Scouting: Celebrating 100 Years

Exhibit

Florida Historic Capitol Museum

400 S. Monroe St

www.flhistoriccapitol.gov

9-Jun

6/30/12

Museum Hrs

Tallahassee's Knott House

Exhibit

Museum of Florida History

500 S. Bronough St.

www.museumoffloridahistory.com

9-Jun

7/26/12

Museum Hrs

Interwoven

Exhibit

TCC Turner Auditorium

444 Appleyard Drive

www.tcc.fl.edu

9-Jun

12/20/12

Bank Hrs

African Amer and the Emancipation Proclamation Exhibit

Union Bank of Florida

219 Apalachee Pkwy

elizabeth.dawson@famu.edu

9-Jun

Ea. 2nd Sat

10:00 AM

Saturday Space Mission

Family

Challenger Learning Center

200 South Duval St

www.challengertlh.com

9-Jun

Ea. 2nd Sat

11:00 AM

2nd Saturday Family Program

Family

Museum of Florida History

500 S. Bronough St

www.museumoffloridahistory.com

9-Jun

Ea. 2nd Sat

06:00 PM

Second Saturdays in Historic Apalachicola

Adventures

Historic Apalachicola Main St

86 Water Street

www.historicapalachicola.com

9-Jun

Ea. Sat

9:00 AM

Downtown MarketPlace Tallahassee

Festival

Parks on Park Ave / Monroe St

117 E Park Avenue

www.tallahasseedowntown.com

9-Jun

03:00 PM

6th Annual Crawfish Festival ~ Live Music

Festival

Poboys Parking Lot

1425 Village Square Blvd

www.poboys.com

9-Jun

11:00 AM

International Outreach Program Fundraiser

Fundraiser

Los Amigos Restaurant

2736 Capital Circle NE

(850)559-2107

9-Jun

All Day

Los Amigos 7th Anniversary Fundraiser

Fundraiser

Los Amigos Restaurant

2736 Capital Circle NE

find us on facebook

06:45 PM

Tallahassee Apple User Group

Hobby

Imax Theatre

200 S Duval St

www.tapple.org

9-Jun

9:00 AM

Homemade Baby Food

Lecture

New Leaf Market

1235 Apalachee Pkwy

www.newleafmarket.coop

9-Jun

07:00 PM

Roller Derby - Season 6 Bout 5

Sports/Rec

North Florida Fairgrounds

441 Paul Russell Rd

www.northfloridafair.com

9-Jun

Ea. 2, 4th Sat

9-Jun

6/30/12

01:00 PM

"Knock on Wood"

Workshop

621 Gallery

621 Industrial Dr

www.621gallery.org

10-Jun

12/31/12

06:00 PM

Jack Adams, Boston Georgia's Native Son

Exhibit

The Accidental Gallery

106 N. Main St

(256) 653-7506

10-Jun

Ea. 2nd Sun

11:00 AM

Archaeology Lab Tours

History

Mission San Luis

2100 W Tennessee St

www.missionsanluis.org

10-Jun

Ea. Sun

04:00 PM

Ukulele jam session - open session for all levels

Music

Finnegan's Wake

Mid-town at 5th St

find us on facebook

10-Jun

Ea. Sun

04:30 PM

Sunday Love Feast

Spirituality

Tallahassee Vedic Cultural Center

1323 Nylic St

directory.krishna.com

11-Jun

Ea. Mon

07:30 PM

Tallahassee Ballroom Dance w/ DJ

Dance

American Legion

229 Lake Ella Dr.

www.floridalegionpost13.org

11-Jun

07:00 PM

Massage Therapy Open House

Education

Core Institute of Massage

223 W Carolina St

www.coreinstitute.com

11-Jun

Ea. Mon, Tues

03:00 PM

Headshots for Tallahassee-Area Non-Profits

Fundraiser

Mickey Adair

565 E Tennesseee St

info@availablelightphoto.com

11-Jun

Ea. M-F

Various

French, Spanish, German Language Classes

Lessons

Tallahassee Senior Center

1400 N Monroe St.

www.talgov.com/seniors

11-Jun

Ea. Mon

06:00 PM

Capital City Runners - Weekly Group Run

Sports/Rec

1866 Thomasville Road 32303

12-Jun

Ea. Tues Thurs

Varies

The Capital Chordsmen open rehearsals

Concerts/Recitals Tallahassee Senior Center

1400 N Monroe St.

www.capitalchordsmen.org

12-Jun

Ea. Tues

07:00 PM

Tallahasse Swing Band

Dance

American Legion

229 Lake Ella Dr.

www.floridalegionpost13.org

12-Jun

Ea. Tues

08:30 PM

Tango Tuesdays ~ Argentine Tango Society

Dance

Fifth Avenue Tap Room

1122 Thomasville Road

tangotallahassee.com

12-Jun

Ea. Tues

6:30 AM

Crochet / Knitting Meet

Hobby

What ? Cafe

1940 N Monroe St #76

www.whatcafe.com

07:45 PM

Colon Disease

Lecture

New Leaf Market

1235 Apalachee Pkwy

www.newleafmarket.coop

12-Jun

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12-Jun

Ea. Tues

08:00 PM

FSU Literary Readings

Reading

The Warehouse

706 W Gaines St.

(850) 222-6188

12-Jun

Ea. M-Thur

12:30 PM

Canasta

Recreation

Tallahassee Senior Center

1400 N Monroe St.

www.talgov.com/seniors

12-Jun

Ea. Tues Thurs

9:00 AM

Watercolor Class

Workshop

Tallahassee Senior Center

1400 N Monroe St.

www.talgov.com/seniors

12-Jun

Ea. Tues

06:00 PM

Guitar Workshop

Workshop

Tallahassee Senior Center

1400 N Monroe St.

www.talgov.com/seniors

13-Jun

Ea. Wed

06:30 PM

Sue Boyd Country Dance Lessons

Dance

American Legion

229 Lake Ella Dr.

www.floridalegionpost13.org

13-Jun

Ea. M-F

8:00 AM

Billiards

Recreation

Tallahassee Senior Center

1400 N Monroe St.

www.talgov.com/seniors

13-Jun

Ea. Wed

06:30 PM

Worship & Bible Study

Spiritual

Florida A&M University Worship

2439 Basswood Ln

www.fmworship.com

13-Jun

Ea. Wed

06:00 PM

Womans Leadership Circle

Workshop

Living Luna Center

511 Beverly St.

www.livingluna.com

14-Jun

Ea. Fri

05:30 PM

Ballroom/Swing Dance Lessons

Dance

Tallahassee Senior Center

1400 N Monroe St.

www.talgov.com/seniors

14-Jun

Ea. 2nd Thurs

06:00 PM

PFLAG Tallahassee Monthly Meeting

Family

St. John's Episcopal Church

211 N. Monroe St

www.pflag-tallahassee.org

14-Jun

8/15/12

04:00 PM

Art of Summer Living Opening Night

Shopping

The Market District

Timberlane Rd / Market St

themarketdistricttallahassee.com

14-Jun

Ea. Thurs

05:30 PM

Zumba Gold

Sports/Rec

Tallahassee Senior Center

1400 N Monroe St.

www.talgov.com/seniors

14-Jun

Ea. Tues Thurs

9:00 AM

Watercolor Class

Workshop

Tallahassee Senior Center

1400 N Monroe St.

www.talgov.com/seniors

14-Jun

Ea. Thurs

07:00 PM

Writer's Workshop

Workshop

Tallahassee Senior Center

1400 N Monroe St.

www.talgov.com/seniors

15-Jun

6/17/12

Varies

Jiro Dreams of Sushi

Cinema

All Saints Cinema

918-1/2 Railroad Ave

www.tallahasseefilms.com

15-Jun

6/16/12

09:00 PM

Historic Monticello Ghost Tours

History

Downtown Historic Monticello

420 W. Washington St

www.historicmonticelloghosttours.

16-Jun

10:00 AM

T.O.U.R. Guide Program

Exhibit

Knott House Museum

16-Jun

06:00 PM

Father's Day Car Show

Family

Celebration Baptist Church

3300 Shamrock St E

www.icelebration.org

301 East Park Ave

www.museumoffloridahistory.com

16-Jun

Ea. 3rd Sat

11:00 AM

Kids Free Film Day

Family

Challenger Learning Center

200 South Duval St

www.challengertlh.com

16-Jun

Ea. Sat

11-12PM

Black Powder Musket Firings

Family

Mission San Luis

2100 W Tennessee St

www.missionsanluis.org

16-Jun

Ea. Sat

02:00 PM

National Poster Art Competition for Children

Family

The Dream Cottage

820 E Park Ave, Bldg A-100

www.daretodreamyoungirls.com

16-Jun

Ea. Sat

9:00 AM

Downtown MarketPlace Tallahassee

Festival

Parks on Park Ave / Monroe St

117 E Park Avenue

www.tallahasseedowntown.com

16-Jun

Ea. 3rd Sat

03:00 PM

3rd Saturday @ Railroad Square Art Park

Festival

Shops and Studios at RRS

567 Industrial Dr

www.communityatrailroadsquare.

16-Jun

Ea. Sat

11:00 AM

Saturdays in the Shade (Dancing, music, A/C)

Festival

Tally Peace Market (in RRSQ)

1007 Commerce Dr

railroadsquare.com

16-Jun

04:00 PM

Midtown Community Gathering

Social

Lafayette Park

501 Ingleside Ave

brittany.steigner@fouroakschurch.

16-Jun

07:00 PM

Roller Derby - Season 6 Bout 6

Sports/Rec

Tallahassee Skate Inn

1368 Blountstown Hwy

www.tallahasseeskateinn.com

16-Jun

08:00 PM

This Time For Real

Stageplay

Civic Center

505 W Pensacola St

www.tlccc.org

16-Jun

Ea. 1st 3rd Sat

04:30 PM

Beer Tasting

Tasting

New Leaf Market

1235 Apalachee Pkwy

www.newleafmarket.coop

18-Jun

Ea. Sun

04:00 PM

Ukulele jam session - open session for all levels

Music

Finnegan's Wake

Mid-town at 5th St

find us on facebook

18-Jun

Ea. Mon

12:00 PM

Colonial Crafts for Children

Workshop

Mission San Luis

2100 W Tennessee St

www.missionsanluis.org

20-Jun

6/22/12

Elton John & Tim Rice’s Aida

Theatre

Tallahassee Little Theatre

1861 Thomasville Rd

www.theatrealacarte.org

21-Jun

Ea. 3rd Thurs

05:00 PM

3rd Thursday

Festival

Museum of Florida History

500 S. Bronough St.

www.museumoffloridahistory.com

21-Jun

3rd Thurs

06:00 PM

Tallahasse Writer's Association

Literature

American Legion

229 Lake Ella Dr.

twaonline.org

21-Jun

Ea. Thurs

07:00 PM

Writer's Workshop

Workshop

Tallahassee Senior Center

1400 N Monroe St.

www.talgov.com/seniors

07:30 PM

The Tallahassee Civic Chorale

Concert

TCC Turner Auditorium

444 Appleyard Drive

www.capitalchordsmen.org

22-Jun

In A Perfect World

By Jerrod Landon Porter | IHeartJLP.com

BUY LOCAL!/June 8, 2012/ vol. 1 iss. 8/ CapitalCityVillager/23


modern. electric. cello. music.

“Atlanta-based Takenobu lifts cello out of its classical moorings and plunges it knee-deep in blues, pop and world melodies.” LISTEN:

Sat. June 30 | $5. Show at 9:00.

ON DECK: Food Truck Fridays/Live music, beer, wine, and

loads of food trucks/ 7-11p with music 8-10p. (June 8: The Intoxicators. June 15: Apalachee Trio.) Great American Sandwich Truck will be serving Morrocan: • Chicken or steak kabobs on pita • Pasta salad • Couscous fruit salad

Sat. 6/9: Kino-Kola films/Dusk till late Sat. 6/16: Bluegrass Bonfire/ with Moonshine Dirt Reunion/ 9-11pm

Sat. 6/21: rethink energy fl/ film screening/ 8:30-10pm

Thu. 6/28: Villager wtf? revue/

A burlesque, musical, comedy, poetry slam variety show of the bizarre! Benefits Villager. Curtain at 8pm.

<< 7/7: casablanca night

9p/Screening, Morrocan Food, Palm & Tarot Readings, Bellydancers, Trivia/ $4

Tallahassee’s newest outdoor music venue. Behind the historic Coca-Cola building on All Saints Street. AllSaintsHopYard.com.


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