Things One Should Never Do There are many things that one should never do Such as not doing anything new But do not step on a tiger's tail Or attempt to destroy the Holy Grail Don’t strap yourself to a bomb Or ever head a coconut from a palm Don’t blow up a porta-potty Or ever teach someone to be naughty Do not lick dry ice Or try to eat ten thousand mice Don’t try to rhyme words with orange Unless you say it wrong, then try door hinge Make sure not to cut off your hand Things like that should really be banned Don’t accidentally drop a grenade Make real friends or you could be betrayed There are many more to still be listed But the list is so long, I'd have to be assisted So that concludes the report on stuff to never do And remember: always try something new.
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