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Clarifications and Corrections
from Issue 56
Clarifications and Corrections
Even divine beings make mistakes sometimes (cf., you) and here at The Cheese Grater we take our responsibility to provide clarification and correction very seriously. The following are corrections from our last issue, CG 55.
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1. Our article “The Provost is a secret Lizard Lord and here is the conclusive proof ” was misleading. There is no conclusive proof that the Provost is a Lizard Lord.
2. In that same article we insinuated that being ruled by Lizard Lords was a bad thing. We were incorrect. In fact, all should welcome being ruled by Lizard Lords.
3. The Cheese Grater invites all its readers to attend an informative evening of drinks and canapes in the Lizard Lord Suite, where Michael Arthur will educate you mortals on exactly why Lizard Lords (not that he is one) would be benevolent rulers. A sit-down dinner will follow. Tasty, wellfed students are especially welcome.
