US EDITION
Le 5 à 7 du Bagatelle Happy Hours Tapas et Pizza Gustavia Harbour’s. St Barth. F.W.I. +590 590 27 51 51
Tél. : 0590 879 239 ou 0590 29 54 70 - lenews@theconcierge.fr - www.news-sbh.com
Wednesday April 2nd 2014
• St
Sandrine n°4472
YESTERDAY EXCHANGE RATE LEGENDARY ST BARTH JEWELS
1€=1.3793$
The unique source for villa rental
Open 9:30 to 1:00 & 3:30 to 7:00. 0590 27 90 53 - donnadelsol.com
POWERED BY WWW.WIMCO.COM VILLA RENTALS / REAL ESTATE
US EDITION
Daily News… APRIL MCFOOL! BRITISH PAPERS POKE FUN AT SCOTTISH VOTE An independent Scotland would drive on the right, replace the queen’s head on coins and bring in UN peacekeepers with purple berets -- if Britain’s newspapers were to believed on April Fool’s Day. The Scottish independence referendum on September 18 provided the subject matter for most of the traditional spoofs in Britain’s largely London-based tabloids and broadsheets on April 1. The Guardian carried a detailed report on supposedly secret plans by the Scottish government to show it is «part of Europe» by switching driving on the left of the road to the right and changing the «M» for motorway on signs to «S» for Scotland. In a video using Lego cars, it showed how huge spiral interchanges would be built to help motorists from south of the border in Britain change direction and avoid accidents. The Times said that an elderly German aristocrat, Ferdinand, Duke of Saxony, hoped to use Scottish independence as a chance to reclaim the throne of Scotland from Queen Elizabeth II. The giveaway was in the academic quoted in the piece -- Amadan Giblean, a Gaelic translation of April Fool, according to the BBC. The thrones of Scotland and England have been united since king James I in 1601, while Scotland and England have been in political union for more than 300 years. In another royal shocker, the Telegraph reported that the head of Scotland’s pro-independence First Minister Alex Salmond would replace that of the queen on Scottish pound coins -- from April 1, 2015, according to journalist «Flora Poli» (April Fool). The Daily Mail said it had a photo of a government aide accidentally revealing plans for a new Union Jack flag without any of the blue from the Scottish flag of St Andrew. The Independent meanwhile said the United Nations was drawing up plans for a peacekeeping mission to prevent cross-border tensions in case of independence, including pre-arranged «face-offs» modelled on the Hollywood film «Braveheart».
GSL
IMPORT EXPORT
Le spécialiste du pneu!
RAY FRAZIER MARCH 31 – APR 12 , 2014 ST
VENTE - MONTAGE - REPARATION 7h-12h et 13h30-17h du lundi au vendredi 7h-12h le samedi
Avec ou sans rendez-vous !
Tel: 0590 27 23 95 / 0690 64 87 34 Lorient Route de Saline, face à l’hôtel La Normandie
SPA PAYOT
MANAPANY
SPA PAYOT Forfait pedi + mani + vernis : 50e Soins effectués par nos praticiennes diplômées
Tél. : 0590 29 82 02 Hôtel MANAPANY
•
Anse des Cayes
•
0590 29 82 02
TH
LIVE MUSIC EVERY NIGHT
LIVE BAND CLOSED ON SUNDAY
www.bazbar.com - Gustavia Harbour - Tel. 0590 29 74 09
International News… KIWI APRIL FOOLS’ GAGS The impending royal visit by Prince William, his wife Kate and their baby son George provided ample fodder for April Fool’s Day pranksters in New Zealand and Australia. Coach firm InterCity said the British royals had decided to use a humble bus for part of their tour of New Zealand «in keeping with their frugal, down-to-earth public image». Online discount site Groupon said it was offering customers a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to meet the royal couple. «Insider perks include a professional photo holding the Royal Baby himself,» the website said.
CRIMEAN PROSECUTOR’S INTERNET FAME Russia tried Tuesday to stop a flood of enquiries about the telegenic young lawyer it has appointed as prosecutor for newly annexed Crimea, whose looks have won her a huge Internet following. The Russian prosecutor general’s office said it was tired of answering questions about 34-yearold Natalya Poklonskaya, who has become an unlikely Internet star and even the heroine of Japanese manga cartoon strips. Prosecutors complained of «repeated requests asking to comment on this or that information appearing on Twitter that the acting Crimean prosecutor Natalya Poklonskaya allegedly writes».
FRET MARITIME ET AÉRIEN POUR ST BARTHÉLEMY COLLECTAGE, LIVRAISON, TRANSIT
•• Tous les jours un départ de St Martin •• Un départ semaine depuis Miami •• Deux départs semaine depuis Rouen
Tél. 0590 27 98 00 - Fax 0590 27 62 81
info@rmp-caraibes.com - www.rmp-caraibes.com
Accras de Mahi, salade créole et pommes de terre sautées
Great Bay Express NOUVEAU VOTRE FERRY ENTRE ST BARTH ET ST MAARTEN !
Liaison rapide et confortable entre Philipsburg et Gustavia deux à trois fois par jour. Pont extérieur et pont climatisé.
WWW.S BHFERR Y.COM
Tél. 0690 718 301
TARIF RÉSIDENTS
Local news…
9th Book Festival in Saint Barths For Monday, March 31st - Monday March 31st to Friday, April 4th School-based interventions by Anais Massini, Emmanuelle Houdart and Marie- Aude Murail. www.festivaldulivredesaintbarthelemy.com Wednesday, April 2nd
Michel et son équipe vous attendent pour déjeuner ou dîner au bord de la piscine.
Langouste fraîche du vivier Les 100 grs à 7,00E FLAMANDS - RÉSERVATION 05 90 27 63 61
Ouvert tous les jours !
Stand Up Paddle Board Rental & Free Delivery 60€/Day
Contact us for Weekly/Monthly availability. Full range of sizes Contact: tom@nolimitsbh.com 0690 55 10 05
BEACH ACCESSORIES SOUVENIRS SHOP PARTY STORE BALLONS A HELIUM GIFTS
At the territorial library, Gustavia, 9 am- 11am: Workshop from 7 years-old with Anais Massini Call 0590.27.89.07 or 0590.27.15.88 for registration - free - limited space - booking advisable. «Bird Study» : Anais is interested in birds on our island and we have lots of birds, permanent or stopping by. A great opportunity to discover and learn also how to recognize them. Equipment needed for the child: color pencils, markers, scissors and glue. Entertainment «Go tell» by Anne -Gaël Gauducheau, storyteller and musician Mihai Trestian At the Anglican Church in Gustavia 3:00 p.m. - 3-5 years-old: Children’s stories from all around the world, and stories accompanied by dulcimer. 5:00 p.m. - 6-8 years-old: tales from the large repertoire of Afanasyev and Grimm. Children must be accompanied by one adult - free entry POST OFFICE CLOSED We would like inform our customers that the counters in the post offices in Gustavia, St. Jean and Lorient will exceptionally be closed all day on Friday, April 4th, 2014. The post office will be closed in Lorient on Saturday, April 5th, 2014. Mail will be distributed normally. Please accept our apologies for this temporary inconvenience. Thank you for your understanding. BASKETBALL Every Wednesday and Saturday morning from 9am to 12am, Damien organizes basketball sessions for girls and boys at the Gustavia primary school. Basketball practice on Tuesdays and Fridays at the Gustavia primary school from 4 to 5 pm and from 5:15 to 6:30 at the middle school. Registration 0690 39 86 22. PHONE FOR FIREFIGHTERS The telephone number of the administrative help center has changed; it is now 05 90 27 62 31. The emergency number is 18. Today’s weather forecast :
26°C
Sunday, April 6th Wall House dock from 9am to 12pm. Dedications of all guest authors. Exchange for books Participation of authors who are St. Barths residents. 11am: Awards ceremony for the Contest new «jeunes plumes – young writers «and» Adults» TAX ON THE MARKET VALUE ADDITIONAL PERIOD UNTIL April 15th, 2014. St. Barth’s Collectivity would like to remind that legal entities (companies, trusts...) holding directly or indirectly real estate property (including real property rights) in the territory of Saint- Barthélemy must imperative fill a declaration including the identity of all partners or shareholders. This obligation applies to all legal entities, including SCI. A failure to declare the payment of a fee equivalent to 3% of the market value will be due. A declaration form is available on the website of the collectivity. This annual declaration should have been sent to the President of the Territorial Council before March 31st, 2014. For latecomers, an extension until April 15th, 2014 will be tolerated. Even if your declaration is the same as last year, the filing of an annual declaration remains mandatory. But it is not necessary to fill it entirely again. Just check the first box on the form indicating that no change has occurred since the previous year.
11 km/h
77%
1015mb
• Catering services (breakfast, brunch, lunch & diner...) • Waiter & Bar services • Welcome Baskets • Rental services
SHOW ROOM PERMANENT Du lundi au samedi 8h30-13h et 15h-19h. Fermé le dimanche.
Saturday, April 5th At the territorial library in Gustavia, 9am11am: Workshop, from 7 years-old, with Emmanuelle Houdart. Call 0590.27.89.07 or 0590.27.15.88 for registration –registrations limited - free - up - booking advisable. « Manteau de voyage - Traveling coat ». Travelling to another planet, draw your traveling coat. Equipment needed for the child: thin indelible black pen, color pens, a pencil and an eraser. Entertainment «Allez raconte - Go tell» by Anne -Gaël Gauducheau , storyteller and musician Mihai Trestian at the Theatre at 7pm. For all ages: tales of 1001 Nights – free entry
Lagon Gd Cul De Sac - 0690 59 66 06
Cell : 06 90 61 02 67 • Home/fax: 05 90 87 56 69 info@good-morning.fr • www.good-morning.fr
PLAT DU JOUR À 11E Aujourd’hui :
Tagliatelle à la carbonara, copeaux de parmesan SUR PLACE OU À EMPORTER Colombier - 0590 27 93 48
LOCATION QUADS/SCOOTERS
Journée - Semaine - Mois 50 / 150 / 200 / 300 cm3 Quads sans permis
0690 746 611
Lundi - samedi : 9h30 - 13h / 15h - 19h30 23 rue du général de gaulle, gustavia - Tel : 05 90 27 28 81 www.kalinasperles.com
Bureautique - Multiservice
Australian and black tahitian pearls.
H A I RD RE SSE R, ORG A N I C H A I R & BOD Y PR O DUC TS S T J EA N ( +5 90) 5 90 297 57 2
Make your own jewel at
Rue de la République - Immeuble Chamade - Gustavia
Horoscope
BOAT RENTAL
Welcome aboard Wayayaï !
Aries : There is no reason to be alone when a special someone would be thrilled to be by your side, so do your best.
Leo : Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder. A friend might suddenly seem attractive in a way you never considered.
Sagittarius : When you’re hot you’re hot and you can blaze new trails. Employ and display leadership skills.
Taurus : Reaching your business goals may seem like a game right now, but the stakes may be higher than you think.
Virgo : You must follow through on whatever tweaks your passions with sincerity and commitment.
Capricorn : Getting your own way seems exhilarating, but might create an artificial barricade that keeps others from getting closer.
Libra : You may prefer to be an Gemini : Those in contact with you on a daily basis may impractical dreamer, but it is be spellbound or obsessed necessary to put your dreams and trigger your own passion. to work in viable ways. Cancer : Skilled workers are Scorpio : Trade secrets. Take worth their hire. Pay the someone into your confidence going rate to get the very best and they may offer a valuable and don’t try to cut corners. piece of data in return.
- Isabelle Andreau After a pure sailing pleasure time, enjoy the differents toys like paddle, kayak or snorkling.
HALF DAY / FULL DAY OR SUNSET open bar and lunch aboard provided in option.
Tél. : 0590 29 02 02 Fax : 0590 29 03 03 Email : toploc@wanadoo.fr Site web : www.top-loc.com
RELAXOLOGUE EXPERTE-CONSULTANTE LOA / PNL Vous sentez-vous débordé ? Connaître vos priorités vous fait défaut ? Avez-vous du mal à gérer vos journées ? Etape après étape je suis prête à vous donner des outils MAJEURS dans l’atelier «Les Secrets du Temps Illimité» qui débute mercredi 9 avril 2014 Tous les renseignements sur joie-attraction.com, onglet «programme».
Infos au 06 90 285 685 ou au 05 90 27 78 80.
Aquarius : Your independent spirit is a tool that can defeat any subtle attempts to undermine your position. Pisces : Cultivate a spirit of fairness and sportsmanship, especially where financial matters are concerned.
WEDNESDAY 2ND
Come and enjoy the sound of
Soley
at Taïwana
MEDITERRANEAN food, ambiance, music Ouvert tous les jours de 12h à 15h30 et de 19h à 22h30 - Plage et piscine. Open every day from 12 pm to 3:30 pm and from 7pm to 10:30 pm – Beach and Pool. Hotel Taïwana - Flamands Bay - Tél. 05 90 29 80 08 - reservation@hoteltaiwana.com - www.hoteltaiwana.com
LIVRAISON DE SUSHIS TOUS LES JOURS ! Réservez avant 16h au 0690 65 12 55 contact@yosushimania.com • www.yosushimania.com
*
*
Vos Colissimos Metropole à 15€
Arrivage régulier de matériel Paiement en plusieurs fois sans frais
TROPIC ART WEAR
Du lundi au vendredi : 8h30 - 12h30 et de 15h - 18h Samedi : 9h - 12h - La pointe-Gustavia - 0590 87 25 04
CIL
Route de Saline. CC Les Amandiers - St Jean Tél. : 0590 29 64 16. www.seaspicestbarth.com
Classified ads…
ST BARTH
Centre international de langues FORMATION - TRADUCTIONS - INTERPRETARIAT
Bientôt la Coupe du Monde
Viva Brasil!
Le CIL St Barth propose pendant le mois d’avril des cours d’initiation au portugais avec Vinicius, professeur brésilien. En petits groupes (3 à 5 personnes). Tarif : 150e pour 10 heures de formation soit 5 séances de deux heures sur deux semaines. Ce programme d’initiation inclut : expressions du quotidien, savoir se présenter, demander des informations, etc. Plusieurs groupes seront organisés, le matin, le midi et le soir. Ouvert à tous ! Prise en charge DIF possible.
www.cil-stbarth.com - cil8@wanadoo.fr Immeuble Lafayette, rue Lafayette - Gustavia 0690 61 37 60 / 0590 27 13 06
LIGHTHOUSE C O M M U N I C AT I O N SITES INTERNET Alexandre au 06.90.55.20.80 EMAILING N E W S L E T T E R WWW.LIGHTHOUSEDIGITAL.FR
VOTRE SITE
INTERNET CRÉATION - MISE À JOUR
Loïc au
06.90.604.708 WWW.LIGHTHOUSECOMMUNICATION.FR IMPRESSION WEB GRAPHISME
La Mary Poppins de la paperasse ! lbconseilsbh@gmail.com - 0690 577 686
DIABY
Spices, rums , punchs , jams, teas, gifts, souvenirs...
DÉPANNAGE - INSTALLATION - VENTE
* Alcohol abuse is dangerous for health.
C t MA PC e
Célèbre voyant médium compétent sérieux et discret
REAL ESTATE Vous êtes propriétaire d’une villa 3 chambres, piscine, vue mer. Vous souhaitez louer à l’année à des personnes propres, responsables et respectueuses. Vous demandez de très bonnes références. Nous sommes vos nouveaux locataires! sbhsbh14@gmail. com La direction du restaurant Bonito recherche une maison 3 chambres dès que possible, merci de nous contacter au 0690 687 686. Loue Bungalows de charme 130e/nuit pour 2 personnes. Nuit ou semaine. Vue mer, calme, 2 piscines, Kitchenette, Lit King Size, Clim, Wifi, TV DVD... 0590 52 41 50 ou www. aucoeurcaraibe.com Urgent We are looking for land for sale for serious clients Avalon Real Estate. Tél 05 90 873 080 email contact@stbarthvilla.com For sale apartment of over 100 m² 2 rooms, on the harbor of Gustavia. Avalon Real Estate prix1.890.000e Tél 05 90 873 080 email contact@stbarthvilla.com For Sale renovated apartment in St Jean: 420.000e Price Avalon Real Estate 0590873080 email as contact@stbarth-villa. com Villa for sale 2 bedrooms with swimming pool completely renovated with a very nice sea view: 1.790.000e Avalon Real Estate 0590873080 email contact@stbarth-villa.com Loue à l’année studio neuf vue mer piscine tt confort calme 1700e HC, ref exigées. Tél. 0690 830 860.
Luxury Villa for rent. Nov. 01, 2014 to May 31, 2015. 3 Bed, 2 Bath, 2 patio, pool and garden. Fully equipped, very quiet area. 3000e/week. 0690 41 79 62. Urgent recherche terrain à vendre pour clients sérieux Avalon Real Estate Tél 0590 87 30 80 email contact@stbarthvilla.com AV à St Jean VILLA 3 chbres à rénover , très belle vue mer : Prix 1.850.000e Avalon Real Estate Tél 0590 87 30 80 email contact@stbarth-villa.com AV appt + de 100 m², 2 chbres, situé sur le port de Gustavia ! prix 1.890.000e. Avalon Real Estate Tél 0590 87 30 80 email contact@stbarth-villa.com AV appt entièrement rénové à st Jean : Prix 420.000e Avalon Real Estate Tél 0590 87 30 80 email contact@stbarth-villa. com AV villa 2 chbres, piscine entièrement rénovée, TB vue mer : Prix 1.790.000e Avalon Real Estate Tél 0590 87 30 80 contact@stbarth-villa.com A louer appart deux chambres à Grd cul de sac Tél. 0590 27 75 41. For sale beautiful new villa up from Salines, sea view 3 master bedrooms, swimming pool. Contact +59 0690 554 682, mail: kay.quattrocchi@ gmail.com Hôtel Guanahani & Spa recherche un(e) Agent de Réservation. Expérience et anglais courant exigés. Poste nourri et logé. Candidatures à envoyer au : hrmanager@ leguanahani.com
NEW International “ New York Times available ! ”
L’arrivée de votre messie TOUT EFFET A UNE CAUSE, TOUTE CAUSE A UNE SOLUTION Résultats 100% garantis en 48 heures
Connu par son efficacité et la rapidité du résultats de son travail, avec la maîtrise de sa force spirituelle il vous aidera à résoudre vos problèmes et vous conseillera en amour. Retour immédiat de l’être aimé. Annulation de divorce. Fidélité, impuissance sexuelle, maladie inconnue, chance aux jeux, protection contre l’invisible, business, attraction de clientèle, examens, permis de conduire, protection contre toute sorte de jalousie etc... Paiement après résultats, consultation gratuite vendredi de 14h30 à 18h
Tél. 0690 17 57 39
BREAKFAST PACKAGE on request
Hôtel St Barth Isle de France 5* recherche Extras cuisine et Commis cuisine – Urgent Rigueur exigée. Contact rh@ isle-de-france.com Restaurant Me Gusta rech personnel de salle et de cuisine pour une durée indéterminée. Expérience et anglais requis. Tél. 0690 30 81 81. JF 10 ans d’exp rech poste ass maître d’hôtel, maître d’hôtel ou responsable uniquement en journée (matin/midi). Tél. 0690 55 14 90.
JOB OFFERS Rech 1 vendeur et 1 vendeuse pour stand Gaastra du 14 au 19 avril contact Sandrine au 0690 39 48 27. Restaurant Océan recherche personnel de cuisine avec expérience. Se présenter avec CV jusque 15h. Hôtel Eden Rock rech femme/ valet de chambre. Déposer CV et LM à l’hôtel côté Cup’s ou l’envoyer à rh@edenrockhotel. com. L’Aérosnack recherche un(e) cuisinier(ere) service midi en cdi. Déposer votre CV à l’aéroport ou l’envoyer par mail : chezjoe70@hotmail.fr Wall House cherche chef de partie. Se présenter le matin, muni d’un CV. Agence Ici et La rech. Agent de réservation bilingue angl/fr. CV à marketing@ icietlavillas.com ou contacter Ici et La : 0590 27 78 78. Hotel Tom Beach rech. Assistant Chef de Réception confirmé. Anglais exigé - Se présenter à la réception. Contact Guillaume 0590 27 53 13.
VEHICULE SALES AV Suzuki Jimny bâché 40.000km vignette ok, CT : freins à changer, 3.500e à déb. Tél. 0690 57 55 40. BMW 120i Convertible white w/ black top. 11K and in perfect mechanical condition. Asking 17KEuros. 0690 57 81 85. Vends Peugeot 207 année 2007 5000e CSE DPT. Contacter le 0690 56 20 30. AV scooter Piaggio MP3 400 All black TBEG 12000 km 3500e. Tél. 0690 41 78 59.
NAUTISME AV Zodiac semi rigide 600e + moteur Yamaha 6cv 2T 600e, corps mort AV ou à louer 0690 67 87 20
MISC. SALES AV bijoux : 1 collier perles avec pendentif or/émeuraude et boucles d’oreille en Topaze 0690 27 37 18 AV TBE chariot élévateur Komatsu 2,5T boite automatique 6.000e à débattre 0690417838 ou 0590 27 87 78. AV table de soin système hydraulique à pédale rotation 360°. L 175 cm l 56 cm, revêtement cuir beige, 300e. Tél 0690 59 15 83. AV Vitrine Wild Side avec cadre en inox (L 61cm x l 124cm) : 300e . Contacter Morgane 05 90 27 56 10.
NEWSPAPERS DELIVERY SERVICE More than 1900 newspapers from 95 countries in 51 languages
Please Order your favorite newspaper before 6pm and get it delivered the next day !
0690 49 43 55 • 0590 87 92 39 • Fax 0590 29 54 70 • eric@theconcierge.fr
US EDITION
Publication Director : Eric Mortier - Designer : Sébastien Poyato - Commercial : 0590 879 239 Published and printed by SARL The Concierge, B.P. 636, 97099 St Barthélemy. Le News declines all responsability for advertisement content. Any total or partial reproduction is prohibited. Do not drop to the ground. RC 500 089 297 00013 - Dépôt légal à parution - ISSN :1289-0235 - Source A.F.P. - News online : news-sbh.com - Facebook : News St Barth
Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent. Steve Martin