Child Magazine | Joburg July 2011

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The sun did not shine.

It was too wet to play.

So we sat in the house All that cold, cold, wet day.

As the rain poured down last Saturday afternoon, Robyn, who is nine, had a rare but real Cat in the Hat moment. So I reached for my Child magazine, and scoured the adverts for games. I looked for games that were suitable for one, whether that one is nine or 16-years-old, and games that teach, and can then be passed on when we’re done. I had to buy a birthday present for one of Robyn’s friends so we headed to our local toy shop.

And there I stopped in my tracks – there were so many games to choose from.

Luckily I had a shopping list and managed to buy three great games, one of which I found myself grabbing while I listened to, (among other things), Robyn practising her Afrikaans mondeling: “Hoe om ’n worsrolletjie

te maak”. As someone who grew up in Pretoria (yes, English people do live there, and our moms don’t all have perms – well, maybe mine does), I needed a distraction from my daughter’s unflattering pronunciation. But that’s not the point. The point is, that for once it was so nice to spend the afternoon with my daughters playing games. Our weekends are usually so full of hockey, modern dancing and grocery shopping, that we seldom take time out to sit around the table and have some fun.

With this in mind, I am looking forward to the winter holidays, where my only plans involve playing with my children. Join me, and arm yourself with our Bumper Holiday issue so that you have all you need to see, do and play too. Have a wonderful, wintry month.

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contents

july 2011

health 11 beat the sniffs

Tamlyn Vincent gives tips on how to keep colds and flu at bay

regulars 8

22 a note from lisa

28 resource – wacky getaways

34 a good read

6 over to you

10 upfront with paul

Paul Kerton admits to occasionally pinching sweets from his children

Gillian Hurst compiled a list of outof-the-ordinary family getaways

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readers respond

new books for the whole family

38 what’s on in july

features

54 last laugh

12 staying in touch

Sam Wilson reveals her family’s secret, and sometimes silly, way of communicating

E laine Eksteen looks at ways to stay in touch with faraway family

classified ads

14 winter one-pot wonders

Joanna Farrow inspires you to cook up a storm during the cold season

49 family marketplace 51 let’s party

16 finding mary poppins

what questions to ask, where to

go and what to look for when

searching for a nanny or an au pair.

By Anél Lewis

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Lucille Kemp consults two professionals to find out how to take perfect family holiday pics 22 escape to nature

Child magazine rounds up some of the best national parks for a family trip

25 boredom-busting indoor crafts

your children need not be bored during the winter holidays.

Tamlyn Vincent shows you how

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letters

over to you new fan I picked up one of your magazines for the first time this weekend and loved it. What a great publication. I am looking for a new bed for my three-year-old and there were so many children’s furniture outlets advertised.

Thank you for that.

Riza Fouche

best party issue ever

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for their birthday parties. I think 80 percent of your

to share my thoughts on how awesome your May issue of Child magazine is. Pictured here are my three boys, armed with their pens and their copy of Child magazine, circling all the bits they want advertisements were circled… the neglected 20 percent were unfortunately in pink. I now need a foreign bank account to satisfy their needs.

Thank you for a really informative issue – one I will need to keep, as I have three little midgets who seem to have planned their individual parties down to a tee.

Send cash!

Andrea Carlyle

a gold star for the team

cheers, Paul!

I read Paul Kerton’s column (“make mine a gin and tonic”, June 2011) and totally agree with him. I was one of those “shocking” mothers who had the odd glass of wine or a G&T while enjoying my pregnancy. There were a lot of mothers who “tut-tutted” away, while filling their toddler’s bottles with sweet, carbonated cold drinks and feeding them sugar-coated cereals daily, because “it’s all my child will eat”.

I also have no problem allowing my children the odd sip of wine or beer, and they are both healthy, doing well in the classroom and on the sports field.

I’m no statistician, but I don’t know of any alcoholic, middle-income children. However, I am amazed at the number of obese children there are with rotten teeth and concentration problems. So, think I will raise my glass to that.

Claire Douglas

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I am a passionate and dedicated teacher, I have been an educator for 30 years and I find your magazine interesting and inspirational. Every month, without fail, once it is delivered to our school I hand it out to my pupils. Before packing it into their book bags for Mom or Dad to read, I watch them as they slowly turn each page.

It is amazing to see what captures their attention. They spot and like to read difficult words and they then turn to the monthly activities and holiday fun pages. Moms thank me for making sure that each child has a copy and often refer to the articles about raising children and guidelines about learning difficulties.

Recently a photograph appeared in your magazine of two children in my class. The boys made wonderful positive comments of “look we are famous!” The book reviews are also most useful and extremely popular.

The pupils notice very quickly what the latest available stories are. Your magazine is well planned and easy to read. It makes a huge impact on even young readers and is a great success. Thank you for a bright, bold, brilliant and unbelievable magazine. You and your team have achieved a gold star and a first-class pass.

Well done.

Debbie Brenner

thumbs up for design Well done to your artist who designed our advertisement.

We found a Diamond Dealer for KwaZulu-Natal through your ad. To quote our dealer, Shabbir: “The ad just caught my eye, and it was because of the way it was designed.

I don’t usually respond to business opportunity ads.”

Your designer deserves a performance bonus or a

promotion. Please convey our gratitude to her. From the advertisement in Child magazine, I received more calls than I could handle. Thanks once again for your excellent magazine.

Celia O`Reilly

the importance of books I want to say thanks for the wonderful review of my book. I hope children in South Africa will enjoy it.

This month, I’ve read and discussed the book in six public and private schools (in the US). It’s fun and very rewarding when a child touches you on the shoulder, smiles and says, “I like your book”.

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I have been receiving a copy of Child magazine from my son’s crèche since last year and I truly appreciate the work done by your team each month. I am a single mom and each copy gives me support, advice, fun stuff to do as well as quick recipes. I also love travelling and your “what’s on” section is a perfect guide. There is always something new for us to do, and places to see. I love each copy and treasure the information that I get from your magazine. It’s much appreciated.

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giveaways in july prima toys launches new website Prima Toys is at the forefront of the toy industry, stocking a wide range of playthings including electronics, board games and puzzles, stationery, preschool toys and a host of boy- or girl-specific play pieces. From 20 June, log onto the exciting new primatoys.co.za and enter their online win-a-toy-a-day competition.

In recognition of their new website, two Joburg’s Child readers can win a hamper valued at R1 124,99, which includes My Little Pony, AppleJack’s Barn Playset, Monopoly, Lalaloopsy Mini Doll, Transformer Movie 2 Legends 2pk, Ben 10 Ultimate Alien Cosmic Ultimatrix, Playdoh Flip & Serve Breakfast and Crayola Pretty Pony. To enter, email your details to win@childmag.co.za with “Prima JHB win” in the subject line or post your entry to Prima JHB win, PO Box 12002, Mill Street, 8010 before 31 July 2011. Only one entry per reader.

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beautiful ones All little girls aged between two and 10 years of age should have a few gorgeous items of clothing from Hush. Unique designs, beautiful styles, and soft fabrics make Hush outfits a little girl’s favourite. You can shop online in the comfort of your home or visit Sam Sam in Parkhurst to view the Hush range. Hush is also available at Stuttafords stores. For more information and to shop online, visit hushclothing.co.za Four readers of Joburg’s Child stand a chance to win a voucher to the value of R500, which will buy you a full Hush outfit. To enter, visit their website at hushclothing.co.za and fill in the entry form before 31 July 2011. Only one entry per reader.

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play and create away in the mountains Just three hours from Durban, nestled in the majestic Drakensberg Mountains, is the Cavern Resort and Spa, an upmarket, affordable destination that invites families to either relax or relish the spoils of the outdoors. The Royal Natal National Park Amphitheatre, coupled with the unspoilt terrain of the surrounding valleys and the indigenous forest, form the perfect backdrop for long family walks, mountain and trout fishing, paddling, bird watching or indulging yourself at the spa. Experienced nannies are on hand at all meal times and for private hire. For more information, visit cavern.co.za One reader of Joburg’s Child stands a chance to win family accommodation for two nights with a standard interleading room, valued at R5 500. This offer is valid for six months in off-peak season. Included in the giveaway is a hot rock massage for Mom at their Forest Retreat. To enter, email your details to win@childmag. co.za with “Cavern JHB Win” in the subject line or post your entry to Cavern JHB Win, PO Box 12002, Mill Street, 8010 before 31 July 2011. Only one entry per reader.

Megabloks has been a world leader in construction toy design for more than 25 years. They offer children the opportunity to explore the limitless possibilities of their creativity by letting them play without boundaries. From Maxi to Mini, their enjoyable building system follows children through their most important developmental stages with the highest safety standards. For more information visit primatoys.co.za Five readers of Joburg’s Child stand a chance to win bags of Maxi Bloks (40-piece and 14-piece set) and Mini Bloks (90-piece and 30-piece set). To enter, email your details to win@childmag. co.za with “Megabloks JHB Win” in the subject line or post your entry to Megabloks JHB Win, PO Box 12002, Mill Street, 8010 before 31 July 2011. Only one entry per reader.

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congratulations to our May winners Zodwa Msimanga who wins a themed party from Kids Party Stuff; Alison Rennison who wins an Acrobranch birthday party; Jenny Smith who wins party entertainment from Fairytale Fantacies; Angela Rens, Denise Wolfe-Botha and Elsebe Duvenhage who each win a Sand and Water Play Table from Crazy Concepts; Lindi Bell who wins a Kidkraft Savannah Dollhouse from Polly Potter’s Toy Store and Michelle Jansen van Vuuren who wins a Strawberry Kids Playhouse.

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upfront with paul

the sweetest thing Sweets are just for children, aren’t they?

PAUL KERTON admits that he indulges in the odd craving, sometimes even stealing

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ven when my children were babies, and strapped into their prams, they could spot a chocolate bar or bag of sweets across seven supermarket aisles. Nobody taught them how to do this. They instinctively knew how to recognise, and reach for, something that was bad for them. How they distinguished between bags of sweets and other inedible commodities is beyond me.

As children go, ours are not that bad. They will eat a strange assortment of sour wriggly worms, Curly Wurlies and Jelly Tots, and they will never refuse chocolate, but they do have a preferred time to eat sweets – after a meal (thank goodness) – and they both have a reasonable quota.

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Even at seasonal gorge-fests like Easter and Christmas, where the propensity for gluttony is rife, they are quite well-restrained and I’ve actually heard them say “no”, and felt very proud (while picking myself up from the floor) when other children were massacring eight Easter eggs each.

Most children will eat sweets all day if not stopped, and many do. Recent research from the University of Washington suggests that this affinity for sweet things is completely natural and based wholly on human biology. The Journal of Physiology & Behavior reports that a “keen preference for sweet foods is related to their high growth rate and as children’s growth slows and eventually stops, their preference for sweets also declines”.

I find it curious that children are never found reaching and nagging for fresh vegetables or cheese. Can you imagine if your child was tugging at your pants and throwing a fit in the supermarket because they couldn’t get more broccoli? Perhaps they should start packaging broccoli and other healthy vegetables in brightly coloured packets endorsed by Barbie or Bratz dolls.

“Mom, I want the Bratz dolls’ broccoli and not that awful organic stuff.” Unless the organic stuff comes with a free cuddly toy.

At which point organic would suddenly be über-cool. As we know, broccoli is broccoli is broccoli, but children love brands. I keep telling my brood, as they spend hours pondering the attributes of Pooh Bear versus Barbie yoghurt, it’s basically all the

same – curdled milk with a bit of chopped fruit. Who cares? Just put it in the trolley.

We tried those sugarless sweets but all agreed that this defeats the object. If the sweet is supposed to be a wicked “treat”, then a sugarless sweet is unsatisfying and very mean-spirited. What’s the point?

Contrary to statistics, many adults do continue the sweet eating long into adulthood. I used to have a smallish chocolate bar in the afternoon around slump time, at 3pm, but I have stopped that.

However, I still do enjoy the odd piece of chocolate and must confess to stealing my daughters’ Fizzers when they’re not looking. Mmmmm, delicious!

Paul Kerton is the author of Fab Dad: A Man’s Guide to Fathering.

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TAMLYN VINCENT finds out how to up your chances of winning against colds and flu.

Fit for life Exercise can also help to keep children healthy and strong. “The active person is healthier,” says Egner. Sunlight is also a good source of vitamin D, advises Makda.

his is the time of year when cold and flu germs seem to lurk around every corner, ready to pounce. Both colds and flu are airborne viruses, but colds generally cause a runny nose, sore throat and sneezing, while the flu is more likely to affect the whole body, causing fever, aches and headaches. Both are spread when someone comes into contact with droplets from coughing or sneezing, or with saliva, says Johannesburg GP Dr Bibi Aysha Makda.

They have a short incubation period, and last anything from three to four days, says Dr Jonathan Egner, a Durban-based paediatrician. Colds and flu are both “highly infectious”, he says. “As long as you are sneezing and coughing you can spread the virus,” adds Makda.

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counter punch Here are a few tips to beat cold and flu germs back from your family’s door this winter: Get the jab Getting the flu vaccine is a good idea, especially for children with respiratory or cardiac problems who may be more at risk of developing complications should they get the flu, says Egner. Children can be vaccinated from six months old; this can be done every year until they develop a stronger immune system. However, not everyone needs the vaccine, so check with your GP first. Note: the vaccine only works for the flu and not for colds.

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Eat right “Eating a nutritious diet and avoiding junk food can help to improve immunity,” says Makda. She says high levels of sugar can bring down the immune system. Try foods that are rich in antioxidants and vitamin C, such as berries, pecan nuts and raw peppers.

Vitamins for vitality Children who eat a balanced diet shouldn’t need vitamin supplements. Parents “can always up foods containing vitamin C”, suggests Egner. But a multivitamin can help counter infections that are spread at schools. Most vitamins are safe, but taking excessive vitamins A and D can lead to toxicity, so stick to the recommended allowance.

To make sure you win this round, here are some rules to teach children: • Avoid people who are sick, advises Egner. The more exposure children have to sick people, the more danger there is of infection. This isn’t always possible, especially at school or home, but it does help if you keep surfaces clean, and sterilise shared toys.

• Children should learn to avoid touching their mouths, noses and eyes as viruses spread when germs pass from hands to mouths or eyes.

• Teach children to sneeze or blow their nose into a tissue and then to throw the tissue away.

• Get children into the habit of washing hands before dinner and after playtime to avoid spreading germs, says Makda. Try teaching children to sing a song (such as “Row, Row, Row, your Boat”) while they wash their hands, so they stay at the basin long enough to clean their hands properly. If there isn’t a basin nearby, use an alcohol-based hand sanitiser.

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relationships

staying in touch ELAINE EKSTEEN offers tips for helping your children build relationships with faraway family and friends.

y niece turned four while she and her family were away on her dad’s sabbatical in America. We rang her on Skype, waved a cupcake with a flickering candle in front of the computer and enthusiastically sang “Happy Birthday” to her. She was delighted and blew out the flame as soon as the hip hip hoorays were done…

The birthday girl now lives just a few suburbs away so we have since shared her catch-up and fifth birthdays in person, but many families don’t get to attend each other’s parties or linger over Sunday lunch.

Instead, spread out across the country and globe, they have to find clever ways of building closeness and sharing life with each other from a distance.

If you’re looking for ways to connect across the kilometres, here are a few ideas:

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Tell your children tales from your childhood. Entertain them with stories about the hikes you used to enjoy with Grandpa; the Christmas the family dog ate the roast chicken and you had hot dogs for lunch instead; the tree house you and your siblings built. Anecdotes about family traditions can make distant grandparents, aunties and uncles feel much more interesting, fun and close.

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Create a photo album of family and friends and talk through these regularly with your children. Discuss how people are related to you, where they live, and so on. Alternatively, you could create a wall of portraits or family snaps in your home and make it a talking point. If your family

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is scattered across the world put up a map and mark where cousins and grandparents live by attaching a few photos. These things help make those you love part of your children’s lives.

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Buy or make cards or gifts and post them to Granny and Grandpa to celebrate birthdays or other special days – Grandma would love a handprint from your two-yearold on Valentine’s Day.

Most of us are taking video clips of our children, even if only with our cellphones. Instead of simply storing them on your phone or computer, why not make a “Best of the last term/six months” DVD and send a copy to the cousins. Include school sporting events, concerts and the like. You might even like to throw in an interview with your child or a personal message from them. (A positive spin-off is that this should force you to sort through the video footage that’s clogging up your computer.)

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Publish a family newsletter… you could even get older children to put this together for you. Include images and news about family happenings, outings and accomplishments. Send out via email or post.

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Next time you see Granddad, make an audio clip of him reading your son’s favourite book or take a video of him telling a story your eight-year-old finds hilarious. Listen to or watch these with your child every so often.

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Encourage regular phone calls. You might even choose a set time and commit to calling each other once a week or month. Skype is a great way of making a “phone call”. It costs nothing (though it will use up a bit of your bandwidth) and you can see who you are talking to – now Aunty Judith can be shown the plaster cast on his arm instead of just being told how it got there. Sign up on skype.com. You will also need a cybercam and a microphone if your computer doesn’t have these built in.

Who said pen pals have to be strangers? Grandma may be super keen to correspond via snail mail or email with her grandchild; cousins might like to keep in regular contact this way too. Send postcards or sms a message with a picture attached when you are on weekends away and suggest cousins or grandparents do the same. Even a very young child can dictate a message to their equally carobsessed uncle.

If your daughter is sent a present let her open it when you’re linked up to the present giver on Skype or are chatting to them on the phone – this way the sender gets to share your child’s joy.

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When you develop photos, make extra copies and include your child in sending these off to family and friends.

You could also make a PDF collage after a camping trip and email it to the crew.

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Start a family blog or online photo album. Popular free blog publishing applications include WordPress.com and Blogger.com; both are easy to use. If you do decide to keep a blog then carefully consider the privacy settings you choose – you’ll probably want to set up your blog to allow entry to only those you invite.

Flickr.com and Snapfish.com are great for sharing pictures and enable you to grant access to a limited number of people.

Snapfish allows you to set up a room where a group of specified people can all share their photos. Facebook’s Group for Extended Family Page will also allow you to share posts, pictures and discussions with a select group of people.

Of course the usual cautions apply: if you choose to have an open family blog be careful about the sort of images you are posting and the type of information you are sharing. Most social networking sites exclude children under 13, for good reason. So if your young ones want to see the photos Granny posted on Snapfish, then we suggest you log on and off for them – you don’t want them stumbling across unsavoury material by mistake.

Older children with cellphones can be encouraged to text grandparents themselves rather than communicating through you. A few “had enough of Mom + Dad, plse can I come and live with u” smses may head off to Port Alfred but, hey, those receiving the messages weathered your teens, didn’t they? magazine joburg

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one-pot wonders When the mercury drops, it’s time to indulge in some hearty, wholesome food.

JOANNA FARROW offers three easy recipes that can be cooked in one dish.

Serves 4 Preparation time 10 minutes Cooking time 30 minutes • 125g butter • 1 tablespoon olive oil • 1 garlic clove, crushed or chopped • 1 onion, finely diced • 300g risotto rice • 1 litre hot vegetable stock • 125g green beans, cut into short lengths • 125g peas

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• 125g broad beans • 125g asparagus, cut into short lengths • 125g baby spinach, chopped • 75ml dry vermouth or white wine • 2 tablespoons chopped parsley • 125g Parmesan cheese, freshly grated • salt and pepper Melt half the butter with the oil in a large saucepan, add the garlic and onion and fry gently for 5 minutes.

Add the rice and stir well to coat each grain with the butter and oil.

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Add enough stock to cover the rice and stir well. Simmer gently, stirring frequently.

When most of the liquid is absorbed, add more stock and stir well. Continue adding the stock a little at a time, stirring until it’s absorbed and the rice is tender but retaining a little bite – this will take about 25 minutes.

You may not need all the stock. Add the vegetables and vermouth or wine, mix well and cook for 2 minutes.

Remove the pan from the heat, season and add the remaining butter, the parsley and Parmesan. Mix well and serve.

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fish pie Serves 4 Preparation time 15 minutes Cooking time 1 hour 10 minutes • 300g raw peeled prawns • 2 teaspoons cornflour • 300g skinned white fish, such as haddock cut into small pieces • 2 teaspoons green peppercorns in brine, rinsed and drained • 1 small fennel bulb, roughly chopped • 1 small leek, roughly chopped • 15g fresh parsley • 15g fresh dill • 100g fresh or frozen peas • 350g ready-made or home-made cheese sauce • 750g baking potatoes, thinly sliced • 75g Cheddar cheese, grated • salt and pepper Dry the prawns, if frozen and thawed, by patting between sheets of kitchen paper. Season the cornflour and use to coat the prawns and white fish. Lightly crush the peppercorns using a pestle and mortar.

Put the peppercorns in a food processor with the fennel, leek,

dill, parsley and a little salt and blend until very finely chopped, scraping the mixture down from the sides of the bowl if necessary. Tip into a shallow, ovenproof dish.

Scatter the prawns and fish over the fennel mixture and mix together a little. Scatter the peas on top.

Spoon half the cheese sauce over the filling and spread roughly with the back of a spoon. Layer up the potatoes on top, seasoning each layer as you go. Spoon the remaining sauce over the top, spreading it in a thin layer. Sprinkle with cheese.

Bake in a preheated oven at 220°C for 30 minutes until the surface has turned pale golden. Reduce the oven temperature to 180°C and cook for a further 30-40 minutes until the potatoes are completely tender.

Serve with a tomato salad.

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italian chicken with tomato sauce Serves 4 Preparation time 20 minutes Cooking time 1,5 hours • 4 chicken legs, halved through the joints • 4 tablespoons olive oil • 1 large onion, finely chopped • 1 celery stick, finely chopped • 75g pancetta, diced • 2 garlic cloves, crushed • 3 bay leaves • 4 tablespoons dry vermouth or white wine • 2 x 400g cans chopped tomatoes • 1 teaspoon caster sugar • 3 tablespoons sun-dried tomato paste • 25g basil leaves, torn into pieces • 8 black olives • salt and pepper

Season the chicken pieces with salt and pepper. Heat the oil in a saucepan and fry the chicken pieces on all sides to brown. Drain to a plate.

Add the onion, celery and pancetta to the pan and fry gently for 10 minutes. Add the garlic and bay leaves and fry for another minute.

Add the vermouth/wine, sugar, tomatoes, tomato paste and seasoning and bring to the boil. Return the chicken pieces to the pan and reduce the heat to its lowest setting.

Cook very gently, uncovered, for about 1 hour or until the chicken is very tender.

Stir in the basil and olives and season to taste and serve.

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Joanna Farrow, author of 200 One Pot Meals (Octopus Publishing Group) says “some of the most delicious dishes imaginable” are cooked in one pot. This nifty, all-colour recipe book offers a variety of meal options. Most of the dishes are cooked slowly, making for tasty melt-in-your-mouth meals. Available at all good bookshops nationwide.

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finding mary poppins Finding the right person to look after your child can be daunting.

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our child is precious to you, so finding the right nanny or au pair is one of the more important, and difficult, decisions you may have to make as a parent. I am fortunate to have the nanny who looked after me as a baby now caring for my daughter. I grew up with Jemima, and have no qualms about leaving my baby in her capable care. But most parents have to start the often-daunting search for a suitable person from scratch. Tiffini Wissing of Old School Cool advises parents to follow their gut instincts, irrespective of the person’s qualifications or recommendations, when hiring a childminder. “There is a motherly instinct for a reason,” she cautions.

Fortunately there are reputable agencies that will help you find the best nanny, or au pair, to look after your child.

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Parents must first decide whether they want a nanny or an au pair. South Africa is strewn with “misused terms in this field”, says childcare consultant Stephanie DawsonCosser. A domestic child worker is someone who does

It is important to understand that an au pair does not replace you as a parent. general domestic chores and looks after your children, while someone who only does domestic work directly related to the children is referred to as a childminder or a professional nanny. She says the terms used may

vary from one agency to another. It is best to look at the person’s qualifications when deciding on the correct term to use. Hayley Eaton of Au Pair Professional Placements describes a nanny as a domestic childminder who will also clean, cook and do washing, while an au pair is someone whose only responsibility is to look after and stimulate your child. An au pair is usually more expensive than a nanny.

Some students take on au pair work to pay for their studies or to be hosted in another country. The au pair will probably have a driver’s licence, can help with homework and will take your child to activities during the day, says Eaton.

hiring a nanny • Refrain from hiring someone just because she has been recommended to you. Rather look for someone with the

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ANÉL LEWIS offers some tips for hiring a nanny or an au pair.

relevant qualifications, such as first-aid training. Also, ask about her nutritional knowledge. Does she know what brain food is, for example?

• Follow up all references. “Qualities to look for are a good attitude, honesty, reliability, initiative and a willingness to communicate and to do the tasks the mother’s way,” says Karin Thomsen of Super Nannies.

“Skills can always be taught.”

• Thomsen recommends that you give yourself at least two months to find a nanny. This includes a one-month trial to build a relationship with her.

• Get as much information as possible about the candidate before hiring. If this is not possible for busy parents, or parents needing to replace a nanny at short notice, hire a temp until a suitable candidate is

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found. “Hiring a nanny is such an important decision, as whoever you hire will be responsible for looking after your most precious angels, your children. For this reason, don’t rush the decision,” says Nicky Hartel of Nannies in Training.

• Be aware of the legal implications if the person fails to take care of your child properly.

• Draw up a proper contract with your nanny and pay her a market-related salary. See box “how much to pay?”.

• Find out about the nanny’s previous job and ask her why she left?

• Ask the nanny how she will discipline your child.

• Find out if she has children of her own, and if there are any health issues you should be aware of. You may ask if she is on chronic medication and whether she visits

the clinic regularly but she is not obliged to disclose her HIV status. See box “HIV/Aids and your carer”.

• Test her reading and writing skills, in case she has to take messages or read instructions. Dawson-Cosser says the nanny’s language skills are also important, as they could affect the development of your child’s language.

• During the interview, assess whether the nanny is physically capable of handling the job, if she is comfortable and competent with your children and whether she is reliable and can get to work on time.

Give her a trial – usually two or three days – at your home to see if she fits in with the family.

• Check that the nanny is conscious of hygiene. Does she wash her hands regularly and will she wear gloves if she or your child has an open or bleeding wound?

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Qualities to look for are a good attitude, honesty, reliability...

Skills can be taught.

• Discuss your views on watching TV, as well as expectations for your baby’s sleep and eating routines.

• Ensure that there is constant communication with your nanny.

Thomsen suggests a monthly meeting to discuss any issues that may arise.

hiring an au pair • Double-check all references. “We advise that parents personally follow up references and check the information that is given by the agencies.

References are easy to forge, as are IDs,” says Wissing. She says most agencies will do a criminal check on someone for you.

• If possible, use a reliable agency. While costly, the agency will do thorough background checks and ensure that candidates have a suitable CV. Try to forge a good relationship with the agency, so that it knows exactly what type of person you are looking for.

• Families should consider a three-stage interview. First discuss experience and expectations with the au pair alone, and then introduce your children at the second interview. Allow them to ask questions and interact with the au pair. The third interview could be a trial day when the au pair is left alone for a few hours with your children. “Children don’t lie and, after all, it is the children who will be spending their time with the au pair,” says Eaton. If the child is not old enough to communicate with you, Eaton suggests that you observe how the au pair commands your child’s attention.

• Ask the au pair about his or her plans for the next year or so to establish how long the person will be able to work with the family, says Clara Brazao of Just Au Pair Recruitment.

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• Find out how the au pair would discipline your child. Be clear about what forms of discipline you would prefer to be used.

• Find out what motivated the candidate to become an au pair.

• Ask what activities she will do with the children once their homework is done.

• If the au pair is still studying, find out if there will be any future changes to her timetable that could have an impact on the family.

• Will the au pair be able to work during the school holidays?

• Does it matter if the au pair is not the same religion, ethnicity or nationality as your family?

• Find out about the au pair’s driving history, such as recent accidents.

Does the au pair have her own transport, or will you be expected to provide a car?

• Ask if the au pair is a smoker.

• Does she have first-aid or any other relevant qualifications? Eaton says firstaid for someone looking after a baby or toddler is “a must”.

• Set up a clear contract of the au pair’s duties, notice period, length of employment, working hours, remuneration and sick leave. “The best advice I can give a family is to always follow their gut. Never take a person you are not 100 percent happy with.

Rather take the time to find the right person,” says Brazao.

• Communicate regularly with the au pair about your respective needs. “It is important to understand that an au pair does not replace you as a parent. In most cases, au pairs are students and do not have as much life experience as you do,” says Sheli Berger of Au Pairs and House Sitters for Africa. magazine joburg

HIV/Aids and your carer It’s not something parents like to think about, but the health of the person looking after your child is naturally a concern.

Many parents worry about the HIV-status of their nannies or au pairs. But legally, an employee does not have to disclose their status. You may also not demand that your nanny or au pair be tested.

Debbie de Beer of Edubabe adds that a person may not be refused employment, or dismissed, for being HIV positive. But Dawson-Cosser says you may insist that the person you hire is healthy and you can ask her to go for a general medical examination, at your cost. You can also insist that she gets tested for TB, which is highly contagious. Tania Schrire of Village Nannies says, “If she has TB she will lose the job as she will have to go on treatment for six months and it is not advisable to work with children, even during treatment.”

TB is not an “absolute indicator” of HIV, but the two are often linked, cautions Dawson-Cosser.

Sugar & Spice Nanny Training suggests that parents speak to their medical practitioners if they have any concerns. HIV is spread by exposure to infected blood, unprotected sex with someone who has the disease or via an infected mother to her baby. It is unlikely that your child will be at risk in the home.

“The chances of contracting Aids from a nanny are extremely small, but TB can be easily transferred,” says Schrire.

Simple measures, such as keeping a box of latex gloves handy in the house in case of an accident, will provide some peace of mind, says Dawson-Cosser. “It is advisable for the family to have certain hygiene routines in place for everyone, such as washing hands regularly, putting a plaster on an open cut and wearing disposable gloves when changing the baby’s nappy, especially if the baby has nappy rash,” says Schrire. Some placement agencies offer their candidates HIV/TB awareness, and teach protection and prevention as part of their training courses.

how much to pay?

The salary depends on the conditions of employment and the person’s qualifications, as well as what the family is able to pay. Dawson-Cosser says a domestic childminder, living in or out the house, should earn between R2 000 and R4 500 per month depending on the hours she works, her qualifications and her job requirements.

A professional nanny or au pair, who has a minimum of 18 months training, can expect a salary of between R5 000 and R6 000 per month for an eight- to 10-hour working day. The hourly rate for an au pair is between R35 and R60 depending on her qualifications. A monthly salary would be between R4 000 and R6 000.

For an agency in your area, see childmag.co.za/resources/home-help

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LUCILLE KEMP gets advice for taking great holiday snaps from two professional photographers.

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efore you’re able to tackle the finer details of photography, you need to get to know your camera – play with the aperture, shutter speed and ISO so you know what is where, and why it is there. Also, make sure that you are always equipped with fully charged batteries and empty memory cards so that you are ever-ready to capture that special moment.

cropping Don’t be afraid to crop in close to your subject so you can capture facial expressions and details. However, don’t get too close – about one metre away from your subject is ideal. Note: in order to capture a dramatic, detailed portrait you don’t need to focus on the whole face; cropping into eyebrows for example can emphasise eyes.

lighting Try to use natural light wherever possible and for the most part turn off your flash indoors. A flash is unflattering and often causes the red eye effect. Also, over-flashed shots can kill the ambience of an occasion. You could use light from a window or patio door if you’re inside or you could take some photos under the shade of a tree if you’re outdoors.

Lots of point-and-shoot cameras have the option to switch off your flash and up your ISO to best capture the mood of the event. Experiment and see what works best.

Avoid shooting in full sunlight as you’ll end up with harsh shadows across faces. The light is best in the early morning and late afternoon. You might decide to take some longer exposure shots at night without using your flash, so you’ll need to steady your camera on a tripod or a flat surface to keep it still and prevent the camera from shaking. If you’re taking pictures of people at night, you’ll have no choice but to use your on-camera flash, so if you have a red eye reduction option on your camera, use it.

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Look behind your subjects, as a tree or a lamppost sticking out of the back of someone’s head, for example, has ruined many a good portrait. If the background is cluttered or messy either move closer to the person you’re photographing to crop it out or find another backdrop.

landscape Composition can make or break a landscape shot, so follow the rule of thirds. This means imagining your viewfinder is divided into three equal sections horizontally and vertically and using this pretend grid to position your subject. For example: if you’re taking a sunset photo, you might include two thirds sky and one third ocean rather than just positioning the horizon in the middle. Also, to do justice to your picturesque landscape, be reminded once again that the best times for good light are morning and afternoon. Try to avoid taking pictures at midday, when the sun is at its highest and the light will be overpowering in your photos.

the action shot Posed shots are great but candid shots, images where your subject is unaware, are often the best, not to mention easiest, when it comes to photographing children. If your children are on the beach building sand castles for example, take some photos while they are busy and haven’t noticed you, then ask them to look up at you. You could also ask your children to run towards you or jump in the air, which is great fun for them and you’ll get some lovely, spontaneous photographs.

the group shot Make sure everyone is included in your viewfinder; watch out for cutting off the top of heads. Get everyone’s attention with a “3, 2, 1 cheese” or “sausages” while you take the photo – a silly but time-honoured tradition that works well. You’ll probably need to take several photos before you get a good one as there are likely to be people looking away or blinking, so be persistent.

Information courtesy of professional photographers Emma O’Brien from Johannesburg and Cape Town-based Jules Morgan.

experiment… ...with composition Put your subject in the corner or side of the frame and play with “empty space”. Don’t think that you always have to put your subject in the middle.

Photograph things that catch your eye such as colour contrast – green palm trees against blue skies – and things like funny signposts, pictures of places you stayed at or visited and people you met, which will all contribute to a great set of holiday photos. The most important thing is that you have fun when you take them as this will come across in the photo. Play with a slow shutter speed and moving subjects. Hone in on abstract details such as reflections and shadows rather than only focusing on the subject itself. …with perspective Jump on a box or car bonnet so you can get more height and see things from a different angle. This can be a bit distorting but it is often more flattering for subjects because there are no double chins for instance. …with light Don’t be afraid to play with light. Shoot into the sun for creative silhouettes. Late afternoon sunshine at a 45-degree angle to your subject can be soft and beautiful.

edit and store your photos online These sites make it easy, and in most cases, don’t require registration.

Picnik: picnik.com FotoFlexer: fotoflexer.com Pixenate: pixenate.com Picasa: picasa.google.com Shutterfly: shutterfly.com Kodak EasyShare Gallery: kodakgallery.com Flickr: flickr.com

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escape to nature outdoor activities — CHILD MAGAZINE recommends a few of the best national parks to visit for a family holiday.

Addo Elephant National Park where In the Eastern Cape, 72km from Port Elizabeth. why it’ll be a hit with the family Elaine Eksteen, a Cape Town mother of a two-year old, says, “If you start your game drive from the main camp you are almost certain to spot an elephant (if not 10) within your first five minutes on the road – just what you need if you have a toddler in your travelling party. Although others saw lion and leopard we weren’t as lucky, but we did get up close and personal with a large male warthog who seemed intent on pulling up all the grass growing next to the road, delighting our son with the crunching noises that accompanied this. We also saw kudu (in large numbers), vervet monkeys, zebra, red hartebeest, buffalo, mongoose, dung beetles and plenty of birds, which the youngest twitcher in the family was keen to study, especially if his mom’s binocs were pressed to his face.

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their own spoor in the sand, learn to identify snake and bird eggs, clamber on an elephant-shaped jungle gym, identify the calls of some of the animals you’ll see on your drive and discover how elephants communicate by whispering into a parabolic dish.

Although we didn’t get to explore it, the marine section of Addo means it now boasts access to the Big Seven (the seasonal southern right whale and great white shark are on its list of wildlife). We spent two nights in the main camp in a Forest Cabin (which we think offers the best value for money) and a night at Camp Matyholweni near Colchester, which was more restful.” prices Addo Rest Camp – camping from R219 and the Forest Cabin from R710. Rates per night for a family of four exclude the conservation fees of R35 per day. contact details 042 233 8600, addoenquiries@sanparks.org, sanparks.org or addoelephantpark.com. For reservations: 012 428 9111 or visit sanparks.org

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Wide-open spaces, abundant wildlife and exciting

Bontebok National Park where Located 220km from Cape Town and just 6km from Swellendam, this park is flanked by the Breede River and has stunning views of the Langeberg Mountains. why it’ll be a hit with the family The Lang Elsie’s Kraal Rest Camp has lovely open spaces where children can play safely. “Bontebok (do) come into the camp, so this depends on whether mom’s idea of ‘safe’ includes playing among horned beasts,” says Bronwyn Pirrie of Oudtshoorn. “The main attraction is the Breede River, which is perfect for swimming and canoeing. It is also a popular fishing spot.”

Children will enjoy exploring the scenic hiking trails and bicycle routes. Birdlife is abundant, so take the binoculars and encourage your children to spot some of the more than 200 bird species living in the area. The ablution facilities are clean and well equipped – there is a bath that will be a great help to parents with younger children. prices The base rate for two people at the chalets is R775, with a charge of R160 for each additional adult and R80 for each additional child. The base rate for two people at the camp sites is R145, with an extra charge of R54 for an additional adult and R27 for an additional child. The base rate for camp sites with power points is R180. contact details 028 514 2735 or visit sanparks.org/parks/bontebok

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Kgalagadi Transfrontier National Park where In the Northern Cape, 250km from Upington, 904km from Johannesburg and approximately 1 000km from Cape Town. why it’ll be a hit with the family “Our children (aged 20, 17, 9 and 3) loved it. It’s the place to go to if you are looking for something wild and remote. The pureness of the area and its nature grows on you – we went in 2005 for the first time, and when we planned our most recent trip none of our children wanted to miss it for the world,” says Charles Jackson, a father from George. “The red dunes, antelope, gemsbok and ancient camel thorn trees are not something you’ll see everywhere in SA. Some highlights include camping alongside hyenas, watching cheetahs hunt, seeing a leopard sleeping on top of a communal weaver nest and getting up close to a pack of 15 lionesses and cubs. Because of the red dunes and the fact that vegetation is sparse, the game is easy to see. Our favourite camp is Mata-Mata on the border of Namibia and South Africa. We love the sand dunes, as well as the fact that it’s smaller, more intimate and less commercial.” prices Mata-Mata – camping from R219, chalets from R970; Twee Rivieren (which is larger, with electricity 24 hours a day and cellphone reception) – camping from R219, family cottages from R925. Rates are low season per night for two adults and two children and exclude conservation fees of R45 per person per day. contact details 054 561 2000, kgalagadi@sanparks.org or visit sanparks.org. For reservations: 012 428 9111

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Table Mountain National Park where This natural World Heritage Site stretches from Signal Hill to Cape Point. The Eland Cottage is in the Cape of Good Hope section of the park. why it’ll be a hit with the family Deidre Hendricks stayed at the three-bedroomed Eland Cottage, which is fully equipped with all the essential amenities, in 2005 when her children were eight and 10 years old. “They call it a cottage, but it’s so big I think it is more like a house,” she says. “The only thing you won’t find is a TV.” So instead of watching television, her family spent the evenings playing board games and cards, and building puzzles. “What I recall vividly about those few days was the silence; it was deafening. There are no lights for miles around, so it was a darkness like I had never seen before.” The family enjoyed long, quiet walks and bike rides.

Another highlight is the funicular tram ride to the tip. “We still go there regularly to take the funicular, or as my daughter calls it, ‘the funny car’.” Deidre says there was abundant wildlife, including zebra, ostriches, eland and baboons. “While on a walk, we encountered tortoises and a snake or two that slithered across the road.” prices The base rate for four people at the family cottages is R750, with a charge of R160 for each additional adult and R80 for each additional child. Each cottage can accommodate six people. contact details 021 701 8692 or the Buffelsfontein Visitor Centre: 021 780 9204, tablem@sanparks.org or visit sanparks.org Please note: all rates correct at the time of going to print.

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boredom-busting indoor crafts TAMLYN VINCENT shows how common household items

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can be used to keep children entertained during the winter holidays.

s the mid-year holiday gets underway, parents begin preparing for the inevitable: “Mom, it’s raining; there’s nothing to do.” Instead of letting the miserable weather get you and the children down, delve into your cupboards for odds and ends that can be used to keep them entertained indoors.

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Paint patterns Drop blobs of paint

Music mates Make a tambourine

onto a piece of paper, and get your

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by getting your child to colour in the

child to blow through a straw to make

backs of two paper plates. Staple them

interesting shapes and creatures in

together, putting in beans or rice before

the paint. Or, put paint onto a sheet

sealing it, and add ribbons or streamers.

of paper; fold it in half while the paint

Make drums out of old coffee tins.

is still wet and push the paint around.

Clean them out, then paint them or

Unfold it to reveal interesting patterns.

King’s crown Cut a wide strip of cardboard to fit around your boy’s head. Cut out points in the top of the crown, colour it in and decorate. Try making jewels out of coloured paper and sticking them on. Staple the ends together.

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wind ribbons around the outside. Put the lid back on and get drumming.

Home-made playdough This is edible

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Princess’s crown Draw a crown on a piece of cardboard, then cut out, colour in and decorate it with glitter and stickers. Cut a strip of cardboard to fit around your girl’s head, fix the crown onto this, and staple the ends together. Make a wand to go with the outfit.

and one cup of salt into a plastic mixing bowl. Get your child to mix it before slowly adding one cup of water and a few drops of food colouring. Knead the dough until smooth and elastic, but not sticky. Your children can roll it out, cut it with cookie cutters or make any shapes they like.

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children Coffee-can stilts Get two samesized coffee cans and turn them upside down. Ask dad to make holes in each side of both cans.

Push the ends of a piece of rope through the holes and tie together inside the can. Make sure the rope is the same length on both cans and that it is long enough to hold onto while walking.

Masks These are fun to make and children can use them to put on a play. Cut out holes in a paper plate for eyes and a mouth.

Children can create a character of their choice, from a lion to a princess.

Colour in the mask and decorate it.

Use extra paper to make ears, or wool to make hair. Add some teeth for a monster or a tongue for a frog. Fasten elastic onto the sides of the mask so that it fits onto your child’s head.

Maracas Papier-mâché maracas may be messy to make but are loads of fun. Fill a balloon with a few beans or some rice. Blow up the balloon to your desired size and tie it off.

Attach a small stick or straw near the knot. Make a papier-mâché mixture by adding one part flour to two parts

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water and mixing until smooth and sticky. Dip strips of paper into the mixture and use these to cover your balloon. Leave it to dry, then pop the balloon with a pin. Finish off by painting your maracas.

Mementos Going away for the holidays? Get your children to make a holiday collage to remember the trip.

Collect things like shells along the way. Develop your children’s favourite photos and have them decorate a sheet of cardboard with the memories they collected.

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for girls

Fly a kite Attach two dowel rods at right angles to each other.

Cover this frame with thin material and attach it to the ends using wood glue. You could also use strong paper or plastic. Tie some string to the centre of the frame and wind the length of this string around a piece of wood for your child to hold while flying the kite.

Treasure box Create a special box to store precious keepsakes.

Girls can cut out pictures from magazines or from old photos, or you can help to cut out pictures they like. Get your child to glue these pictures onto a shoe box.

Once the glue is dry, cover the box with a sealant or clear lacquer spray and leave to dry.

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pre-teens To dye for Tie-dyeing is great fun, but can be messy, so do this in the garage. Make your dye in old containers, and keep a bucket of soapy water nearby for rinsing hands.

Get some white shirts and tie off wherever you don’t want them to be coloured, using string or elastic bands. Following the instructions, dye the shirt and leave it to set overnight.

Then remove your ties, rinse the shirt and wash it separately (the dye will

run for the first few washes). Try making different patterns or using two or more colours.

Birdfeeder Cut door-shaped holes out of opposite sides of a cardboard juice carton, and paint the outside.

Decorate it with buttons or paint and use sticks to make a roof. Make a small hole underneath each door and pass a stick through them, so there is room for birds to sit on either side.

Fill up with birdseed and leave in your garden for the birds to find.

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Robots These can be as easy or as complex as you like. Use old boxes, tinfoil, toilet or carton roll tubes, and egg boxes. You will also need glue, sticky tape and maybe silver spray paint. Use a larger box for the body, and a smaller one for the head. Add paper rolls to make arms and legs, and to join the head to the body. Egg boxes can be used to make a helmet or hands. Spray paint or cover it in tinfoil, and add eyes and a mouth.

Try making a robot dog.

Jewellery design Clay beads or flowers can be used to make beautiful, unique jewellery. Get air-drying clay from your local craft shop and use it to make beads or flower shapes. Ask your craft shop about colouring the clay, or what paint you can use on it. Mix different coloured clay to make swirled beads. Make a hole through the beads and leave to dry. Thread them onto string or ribbon making sure it can fit around your child’s neck or wrist.

stock up Before the holiday starts, pop into your local craft shop for a few handy extras.

• air-drying clay • cardboard • paint/crayons • dye • ribbons/string • wood glue • clear lacquer or sealant

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escapes

Looking for somewhere out-of-the-ordinary to stay?

GILLIAN HURST compiled this list of quirky places to visit. a night in the bush?

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fancy... a night of European luxury in a villa?

Then you’ll love Avianto in Muldersdrift.

Avianto is a European-inspired village, located on the banks of the Crocodile River and surrounded by the Zwartkoppies hills. Its luxury accommodation and stylish restaurant give the visitor a genuine continental experience a short distance from Johannesburg.

Rates From R910 per person sharing Contact 011 668 3000, info@avianto.co.za or visit avianto.co.za

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Then you’ll love Bushwillow Tented Camp in Muldersdrift.

You can enjoy drumming and fire walking at the boma before you spend the night in a luxury tented camp. The facilities are designed to offer families a close-up bush experience, and activities range from fishing and hiking to bird-watching.

Rates First night R760 per tent (sleeps six). From the second night onwards pay R490 per tent Contact 011 668 1600 or visit bushwillowtentedcamp.co.za

these unique people, hearing about life as it was 4 000 years ago.

Rates From R195 to R895 per person Contact 014 765 0122 or visit bushmencamp.co.za

a taste of indigenous culture?

Then you’ll love the Bushmen/San Village Tented Camp in Limpopo.

The camp, which neighbours a group of San, is themed around the culture of these indigenous people. Discover their rock art, crafts and way of life. Spend one of your evenings around the open fire in conversation with

Avianto

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Three of the luxury, thatched cottages overlook the tranquil Plettenberg Dam and the bubbling Sterkspruit River. You can hike, cycle, play paintball, take scenic helicopter flights, horse ride or just relax in the tranquil setting.

Rates From R500 per person sharing Contact 036 468 1031, dpp@dragonpeaks.com or visit dragonpeaks.com

a trout-fishing holiday?

Legend Golf and Safari Resort

losing yourself in the grounds of a riverside castle?

Then you’ll love Chartwell Castle in Fourways.

Built in mid 17th century-style, this venue has the largest known, uninterrupted hedgerow maze in the southern hemisphere (and the third biggest in the world), boasting more than 900 conifers. It covers about 6 000 square metres (approximately 1,5 acres), and is about five times bigger than the Hampton Court Maze in England. You can stay in a suite in the castle or in a country cottage on the grounds.

Rates From R530 per person sharing Contact 010 227 0002, 079 310 1156, info@chartwellcastle. co.za or visit chartwellcastle.co.za

a night in a thatched cottage right on the water’s edge with a mountain view?

Then you’ll love Dragon’s Peak Mountain Resort in the Drakensberg.

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Then you’ll love Elandskloof Trout Farm in Dullstroom.

Fishing, hiking, horse riding and quad biking are the order of the day at this self-catering spot. The farm has 11 dams that are all fully stocked from their own hatcheries – even the novice fisherman stands a chance of catching the big one.

Rates From R450 per weekend for a rondavel, R1 350 for a luxury chalet Contact 013 254 0136 or visit elandskloof.co.za

falling asleep with your head in the clouds?

Then you’ll love Jaci’s Tree Lodge at Madikwe.

You can relax in one of the eight expansive tree houses overlooking the Marico River and watch squirrels play in the tree canopy. Enjoy a night out in the wild and experience game from this unusual vantage point.

Rates From R2 995 per person. Special children’s rates are available Contact 012 346 4000, 082 892 0751, 083 447 7929, lizette@madikwe.co.za or visit madikwe.com

a game of golf 400m up a mountain?

Then you’ll love Legend Golf and Safari Resort in the Waterberg.

This “world-in-one” signature course is set in the ancient Entabeni Safari Conservancy. The famed “Extreme 19th” hole is accessible only by helicopter, with the tee set 400m up the majestic Hanglip Mountain. The Big Five roam wild on the 22 000 hectare area and special nature programmes for children run all day.

Rates From R1 900 per person sharing, including dinner, bed, breakfast and two game drives Contact 011 729 6700, reservations@legendlodge.co.za or visit legendgolfsafari.com

a night in a fairy wonderland?

Then you’ll love The Goblin’s Cove in Magaliesburg.

It’s a magical place for children and adults, with fairies and sculptures of mystical creatures, such as gnomes and pixies, nestled in every corner. There are giant puppets, dragonflies and hidden surprises.

Rates From R550 per couple per night Contact 014 576 2143, goblins@worldonline.co.za or visit thegoblinscove.co.za

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fancy... an escape to the French countryside?

Then you’ll love La Provence d’Afrique near Hartbeespoort Dam. Spend a night at a small French Provence village, comprising seven, individuallythemed suites built inside the gorgeous, old stone studio of well-known sculptor Charles Gotthard. The suites are furnished with French-carved beds, fireplaces, romantic Victorian bathrooms, beautiful antique furniture pieces and hand-embroidered linen. Wander along cobbled streets and visit the nearby Elephant Sanctuary and King Cheetah breeding farm.

Rates From R699 per person sharing Contact Marguerite Gotthard 082 900 8205, outofafrika@telkomsa.net or visit laprovencedafrique.com

a bush safari in the heart of the city?

Then you’ll love the tented lodges at the Lion Park in Lanseria.

Take the family on a safari in the middle of the city. Get up close and personal with giraffe, antelope and warthogs, and fall asleep to the roar of lions, just metres away. The self-catering, permanent tented camp is ideal for those who want to get away from it all without having to go too far.

Accommodation packages include entry to the game park, and the lion cub enclosure, where you can play with the cubs.

Rates R360 per person Contact 011 691 9905, lionpark@cknet. co.za or visit lionpark.co.za

a night on the site where our ancestors once roamed?

Then you’ll love the Maropeng Hotel in Magaliesburg.

This upmarket four-star boutique hotel is located in the Cradle of Humankind World Heritage Site. Explore the Sterkfontein caves and learn about the history of humankind, how fossils are formed, the importance of sustainability and the unique characteristics that make us human. The hotel is also a “ballooning” lodge in conjunction with Bill Harrop’s Balloon Safaris. Package deals can be arranged with them.

Rates From R940 per person Contact 014 577 9100, visit maropeng. co.za or balloon.co.za

a night in a bird and otter’s paradise?

Lethabo Estate

a night in luxury on the banks of the Crocodile River?

Then you’ll love Lethabo Estate in Lanseria.

Each themed, luxury cottage or hideaway is uniquely designed to leave little between you and the stunning Rhenosterspruit Nature Conservancy. Glass ceilings offer incredible views of the night skies, and hammocks, private rock pools and Jacuzzis offer an indulgent outdoor experience.

Treat yourselves to a luxury, gourmet or romantic picnic.

Rates From R1 000 to R3 000. Day trip and picnic specials available Contact 082 654 1690, info@lethaboestate. com or visit lethaboestate.com

Then you’ll love Otter’s Haunt in Parys.

Stay in one of the bush cabins or chalets where your closest neighbours are the numerous otter families and birds that call the resort home. There is also white water rafting, hikes and horse-riding activities.

Rates From R265 per person per night Contact 082 457 8767, info@otters.co.za or visit otters.co.za

a taste of the old pioneer experience?

Then you’ll love The Oxwagon Lodge near Hartbeespoort Dam. Enjoy a different weekend away and sleep in authentic, restored ox wagons. Set high in the hills, the resort offers unrivalled sunset views over the dam and home-cooked, authentic Afrikaans cuisine providing an

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taking a walk on the wild side?

Then you’ll love The Ranch Resort in Polokwane.

Grab the chance to walk with lions in their natural habitat. An experienced guide will take you on an hour-and-a-half tour through the bush. The 1 000-hectare conservancy is home to lion, giraffe, zebra, warthog, bushpig, impala and other animals. Children can enjoy horse-back safaris.

Rates From R805 per person Contact 015 290 5000, reservations@theranch.co.za or visit theranch.co.za

unforgettable pioneer experience. Children can enjoy the nature trail.

Rates From R440 per person Contact Mark Turner 078 075 0720

a night high up in the trees?

Then you’ll love Pezulu Tree House Game Lodge in Nelspruit.

Each unit has been built to blend with the environment while maintaining an element of luxury. No nails have been used in the construction of the lodge, so the units have been built around the trees. Children love meeting Jessica the hippo and being able to touch her, feed her and learn more about this amazing world-famous animal.

Relax on your balcony, where you could come eye-to-eye with a passing giraffe.

Rates From R795 per person sharing Contact 015 793 2724, 083 294 7831, pezlodge@mweb.co.za or visit pezulu.co.za

a night in a historical police station?

Then you’ll love the Police Station Guesthouse in Clarens.

The police station was originally set up as a base for early police officials to control the cannibal tribe who lived in the area. This 19th century building has been beautifully preserved and still has its original wood-panelled features and a cast iron bath. Enjoy fly fishing, bird watching and walks in nature.

Rates From R400 per night Contact Marcel Naudé 058 256 1105 or 072 185 9968

stilts and overlooks the gorge. Activities include helicopter flights, quad biking, star gazing and a swimming pool.

Rates From R1 590 per person sharing (low season), R1 850 per person sharing (high season). This includes accommodation, three meals and two game drives Contact 011 729 6700, 011 729 6790, reservations@legendlodges.co.za or visit legendlodges.co.za

a leisure golfing mini-break on the water’s edge?

Then you’ll love Riviera on Vaal Hotel & Country Club in Vereeniging.

Wake up to great river views and enjoy your meals at the floating restaurant. An ideal spot for families, the venue offers everything from golf for dads to puttputt for the children and a luxury spa for moms. Play a giant game of chess under the ancient oak trees, take a cruise, play a game of tennis or go on a historical township tour.

Rates From R1 350 per person sharing.

Family specials are available Contact 016 420 1300, reservations@rivieraonvaal.co.za or visit rivieraonvaal.co.za

a night on a mountainside?

Then you’ll love Ravineside Lodge in the Waterberg.

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fancy... a brush with a bygone era?

Then you’ll love The Royal Hotel Pilgrim’s Rest in Uptown Pilgrim’s Rest in Mpumalanga.

The gracious Victorian hotel was built in 1894 and it celebrates its 117th birthday this year. It boasts brass bedsteads and sumptuous ball and claw baths. Located in an old mining village, the hotel is an ideal base for a family “gold dig” or treasure hunt. You can also visit the museums and curio shops, or sip on a sherry in the local graveyard (if you dare).

Rates From R470 per person sharing Contact 013 768 1044, 013 768 1100 or visit pilgrimsrest. org.za/royal

a total escape in the sky?

Then you’ll love Sun Fun Africa Safaris in the Magaliesberg and Pilanesberg.

Not all getaways need to be long trips – you can experience the ultimate “get-away-from-it-all” trip in a hot air balloon, either in the Magaliesberg or Pilanesberg nature reserves. Spa packages and game tours, which include interaction with elephants, are available and can be incorporated into your getaway package to be enjoyed after the flight.

Rates From R2 510 per person Contact Eleanor 071 699 1359, 076 953 0436, info@sunfun.co.za or visit sunfun.co.za

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Shelter Rock

a rock-climbing break in the mountains?

having some time out in the trees?

Then you’ll love Shelter Rock in the Magaliesberg range.

Take the via ferrata (Italian for “road with irons”), or iron stairway, to the summit of the Magaliesberg with its incredible views and wind-sculpted rocks. This is the first and only via ferrata in Africa, and it is a safe way for the average person to experience the thrills of real rock climbing, though it’s not recommended for children younger than 10. You can also choose between a 25- or 100-metre abseil course, or play a wild round of knobkierie golf.

Rates R200 per person per night. This includes access to the mountain trail to the top of the Magaliesberg. R450 per person for the via ferrata climb and abseil, R250 per person for the via ferrata climb and hike down Contact Corry 071 473 6298 or info@shelterrock.co.za

Then you’ll love the quirky Sycamore Avenue Treehouses in the Drakensberg.

Choose from six handcrafted and eccentrically-designed tree houses, each with a different theme. The lofty abodes offer privacy and luxury with spectacular views. If you can’t fly with the birds, at least you can nest with them.

Rates From R755 per person per night, includes a threecourse dinner and breakfast Contact Rozalind or Candice 033 263 2875, sycamore@ futurenet.co.za or visit treehouse-acc.co.za

a genuine American Indian experience?

Then you’ll love Tipis Africa Guest Lodge in Nelspruit.

The lodge comprises six teepees with an authentic

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Cheyenne Indian design, set into the mountains. Families with a love for the outdoors will enjoy this rustic ranch, reminiscent of the American Old West.

Rates From R350 per person Contact 013 744 012 or visit tipisafricaguestlodge.co.za

picnic lunches at a nearby waterfall and sundowners in the bush.

Rates From R1 250 per person sharing Contact 011 729 6700, reservations@legendlodges.co.za or visit legendlodges.co.za

enjoying a night as a royal?

a night in an authentic 1920s zinc cottage?

Then you’ll love the Walkersons Country Estate in Dullstroom, Mpumalanga.

With its stone and thatched buildings set on a 1 500-acre highveld estate, Walkersons is reminiscent of royal estates in Britain. Try a fly-fishing excursion or take a walk along one of the valley’s hiking trails. You can also enjoy horse riding or an open-air picnic.

Rates From R1 495 per person sharing Contact 013 253 7000 or visit walkersons.co.za

Then you’ll love Cullinan’s famous Zinc House.

The cottage, built in 1921, has been lovingly restored and offers guests a true taste of a bygone age. If you love art and rustic, cottage décor, you will feel as though you have died and gone to heaven. Special “Zinc” beauty packages are available. Situated in central Cullinan, the cottage allows guests to enjoy all that the area has to offer.

Rates From R300 per person Contact Helena: 079 490 2999, 079 105 6767, thezinchouse@gmail.com or visit thezinchouse.co.za Please note: all rates correct at the time of going to print.

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being a tourist in your own city?

Then you’ll love The Westcliffe Hotel in Johannesburg.

Walk the cobbled pathways and stay in colonial luxury. The hotel also offers delectable high teas. Enjoy a behind-thescenes tour of the nearby Johannesburg Zoo and take in the panoramic views of the city from the hotel’s terraces.

Rates From R2 185 per person per night Contact 011 481 6000, 011 481 6074/6045 or reservations @westcliff.co.za

a night in the great outdoors?

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Then you’ll love Wildside Safari Camp in the Waterberg.

Sleep in uniquely African, thatched luxury tents, with incredible views and private outdoor showers. Activities include early morning and late afternoon game drives on open safari vehicles in Big Five territory and guided nature walks, stargazing, bird watching, moonlit boma dinners,

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a good read for toddlers

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for preschoolers Sea & Sand

By Jonathan Lang

The Deep End

By Rebecca Patterson

Jack Frost

By Kazuno Kohara

(Macmillan Children’s Books, R85) Young swimmers will enjoy this book about one little girl’s quest to become a good enough swimmer to make it to the deep end of the pool on her own. With lots of humour and wit, and very endearing illustrations, we follow our little heroine from the soggy and noisy changing room into the pool.

Here the teacher tells the children the only way to become a good swimmer is to keep your head down and your bottom up. They believe that if they make it to the deep end like the good swimmers, they’ll find out if there really is a tunnel that takes you underground all the way to the ocean.

(Macmillan Children’s Books, R85) Children younger than five will love this story about the beauty of winter. A little boy is stuck inside his house because of the cold and he does not like winter at all – until he meets Jack Frost, a spiky, white figure full of mischief. The boy and Jack become best friends and he learns that winter is not all that bad. They play outside in the snow, chase each other and throw a few snowballs around. Until the boy breaks the spell by mentioning something warm – the coming of spring.

This is a magical little story to discover how enchanting winter can be.

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(Rubber Duck Press, R195) The book was written as a guide to couples with young children, who are about to go through a divorce. Using advice obtained from counsellors, therapists and teachers, the book’s style was adapted to suit the needs of children aged between three and seven years old. When facing the prospect of a separation, parents also have to deal with the unpleasant task of letting their young children know that their circumstances will change. In telling the story, the focus remains on the children throughout, ensuring they understand that, while the situation will definitely affect them, it is not their fault.

best bedtime story

Can’t Sleep Without Sheep

By Susanna Leonard Hill and Mike Wohnoutka

(Walker and Company, R136) Like many children, Ava counts sheep when she can’t fall asleep. But she also takes too long to fall asleep and the sheep are getting tired, so they quit. When the sheep promise to find a replacement Ava can count on, chaos ensues as chickens, cows, pigs, hippos, and more try their hand at jumping over Ava’s fence. Finding the perfectly peaceful replacement for sheep might not be so easy after all. With irresistibly adorable art, this delightful take on a familiar sleep tactic is sure to become a bedtime favourite. The book is recommended for children aged four to eight years old.

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for early graders

for teens and preteens

Fairy Bears – Sparkle

By Julie Sykes (Macmillan Children’s Books, R55) Fairy Bears are the size of bumblebees and live beneath a giant sycamore tree in Firefly Meadow. Fairy Bears always do their best, working hard “to care for the world and all its plants, animals and children”. Sparkle, a Fairy Bear, loves pretty things, so when her task is to help a colony of butterflies, she’s thrilled. But after meeting lonely Isabel she wants to help her as well. Can Sparkle bring a smile to Isabel’s face and have enough magic to help the butterflies too? There are eight more Fairy Bears books in the series, perfect to read to little girls or to get early graders reading.

Kingdom: Micro Monsters and Kingdom: Savage Safari

By Nam Nguyen (Kingfisher, R120 each) Micro Monsters is packed with up-close and scary photos of microscopic monsters, plus wild and weird data on their amazing superpowers. There are special foldout sections filled with little-known facts, and profiles of extreme animals – including some that live on you. Savage Safari has close-ups of Africa’s powerful predators, plus fascinating and unusual information about them. There are also special foldout sections filled with interesting facts, and profiles of extreme animals that you might encounter in Africa. Also available in the Kingdom series are Extreme Rainforest and Undersea Creatures.

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something different

Jacob’s Badge of Good Character

By Gavin Kruger (iThemba, R50) Jacob longs to be a good dad one day, and it is this that motivates him to learn the five important character traits that form the basis of the book. Stephen the painter is a role model for Jacob, and helps him learn these lessons. These character traits will help children make important choices when faced with challenges such as peer pressure or temptation. This book is suitable for children aged seven to 12 years. The author has worked as a family outreach manager for many years and has drawn from his own experiences as a father.

12 Rounds to Glory – The Story of Muhammad Ali

By Charles R. Smith Jr. and Bryan Collier (Candlewick Press, R88) Children aged 10 and older will enjoy this unique tribute to a complex American sport hero. This volume follows boxing champ phenomenon Muhammad Ali through 12 rounds of his remarkable life, celebrating the legendary hero who is beloved the world over as truly “the greatest of all time”. Charles R. Smith Jr.’s rapinspired verse bobs and jabs with relentless energy, while Bryan Collier’s bold collage artwork matches every move. Any sports lover would want this collection on his book shelf.

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for teens and preteens Green Planet

By Anthony E. Southby (Melrose Books, R165) Green Planet is a real delight for young readers. Weird, fast moving and funny, it grabs you at the very beginning, charms and thrills you by turns, and doesn’t let go until the end. The novel is the beginning of a series of exciting adventure stories designed for children. Central to the story are Frank, with his schoolboy-fighting attitude, and Philip, with his scruffy ways.

They are both roped in as the main characters that join the Green Planet mission. As the story unfolds on this foreign planet, they encounter wizards, flower fairies and magical balls.

Radiance

By Alyson Noël (Macmillan Children’s Books, R75) After a car accident, Riley Bloom, her parents and her dog Buttercup leave her sister, Ever, in the world of the living and cross the bridge into the afterlife. The family is just settling in, when Riley is summoned before The Council and learns that the afterlife isn’t just an eternity of leisure.

She’s been assigned a job as Soul Catcher, and with the curious boy Bodhi and Buttercup, has to return to earth to get Radiant Boy who’s been haunting a castle in England for centuries. Many Soul Catchers have tried, and failed, to get him to cross the bridge. But he’s never met Riley...

The book is suitable for children aged nine to 12.

for us the page turner

Silent Predator

By Tony Park (Quercus Publishing, R105) British Defence Minister Robert Greeves has vanished without a trace. In a luxury lodge in the Kruger National Park, Detective Sergeant Officer Tom Furey can’t believe this happened on his watch, when he had his eye on a pretty girl rather than the job. Knowing his career is on the line, Furey vows not to stop until Greeves is found – dead or alive.

He and his South African counterpart, the attractive Inspector Sannie van Rensburg, go against official orders and start the search for the suspected band of terrorists from the outer limits of the park to the coastal waters of Mozambique. The author’s knowledge of the African continent makes this a very believable read and it’s also a quality thriller.

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The Lost and Forgotten Languages of Shanghai

By Ruiyan Xu (Bloomsbury Publishing, R153) An explosion reverberates through the Swan Hotel in Shanghai, and it’s not just shards of glass and rubble that come crashing down. Li Jing and Zhoue Meiling find their marriage rocked to its foundation by the loss of the language that brought them together. Li Jing, who is injured in the explosion, awakens from brain surgery only able to utter the unsteady phrases of English he learnt as a child when living in America – a language that Meiling and their young son Pang Pang cannot speak.

In steps Rosalyn, a recently divorced American neurologist, who must help Li Jing. But Rosalyn can’t speak Chinese.

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wake-up call

Ecological Intelligence

By Daniel Goleman (Penguin Books, R180) Although we all want to help the environment, our knowledge of “green” choices is often so limited, that we can do more harm than good.

But radical transparency, or the availability of complete information about all aspects of a product’s history, is about to transform the power of consumers and the fate of business. Ecological Intelligence shows you why a T-shirt that claims it is 100 percent organic cotton may not be, why it’s good to buy wine from France and how even the type of shampoo you use could affect the future of the planet. By discovering how to tune your eco-intelligence, the international bestselling author of Emotional Intelligence, Daniel Goleman, shows how you can make better decisions.

SA crime series Fatal Females – Women who Kill, Profiling Serial Killers and Other Crimes in South Africa, Catch Me a Killer – Serial Murders: A Profiler’s True story, Strangers on the Street – Serial Homicide in South Africa

By Micki Pistorius (Penguin Books, R145 each) Micki Pistorius, who has a doctorate in psychology, spent six years as a profiler with the South African Police Service.

As head of their investigative psychology unit, she was involved in more than 30 serial killer cases and participated in the training of more than 100 detectives in the investigation of serial homicides. In these four books she takes readers behind the crime scenes and into the minds of some of South Africa’s most notorious killers.

parenting books The Conscious Parent

By Shefali Tsabary (Namaste Publishing, R160) In this book, Shefali Tsabary details how our children can only be raised as conscious adults when we as parents allow ourselves to be lifted into a higher state of consciousness. Turning the traditional notion of parenting on its head, Tsabary shifts the epicentre of the parentchild relationship away from the traditional parent-tochild “know it all” approach to a mutual parent-with-child relationship in which the parent learns alongside the child.

The author, who has a doctorate in clinical psychology, was exposed to Eastern mindfulness at an early age and integrates its teachings with Western psychology.

Child Sense – How to Speak Your Baby’s Language

By Priscilla Dunstan (Hodder Paperback, R110) Renowned “baby listener” Priscilla Dunstan reveals how each of us is born with one dominant sensory mode – seeing, hearing, touching, or tasting and smelling. She shows how understanding this fact can help resolve most of the everyday conflicts that plague families, and help to bridge the communication gap between you and your child. The book covers the ages of newborn to five years old. With this book, Dunstan helps you see how best to interpret your child’s behaviour and maximise their potential for success and happiness in life. Dunstan is also known as the Australian mom who discovered the secret language of “baby cries”. magazine joburg

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what’s on in july

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Here’s your monthly guide of what to do, where to go and who to see. Compiled by GILLIAN HURST

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Creative dance and expression is the name of the game at Biodanza.

Learn to identify dangerous snakes and how to handle them at African Reptile and Venom.

Active play with songs is guaranteed at Clamber Club.

Knit-a-square, or two, and keep a child warm this winter.

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PHOTOGRAPHS: SHUTTERSTOCK.COM, pirates of penzance - lebo luke warm

Train tour Explore Pretoria’s landmarks from a different perspective.

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SPECIAL EVENTS 1 friday Piazza On Ice Discover the magic of skating on a 400m² ice rink at Montecasino’s outdoor piazza. The area has a chill-out lounge and an ice bar. Ice Angels are on hand to help beginners or those who need to brush up on their skating skills. There are also unique children’s skate aids to help get them skating confidently. Ends 18 July. Time: starts 10am daily. Free “Get Your Skates On!” runs every Monday, Wednesday and Friday 9am–10am on a first-come-first-served basis. Venue: The Piazza, Montecasino, Fourways. Cost: R60 per hour, includes hire of fitted Ice-World skates. Contact Mark: 082 651 0338 or visit montecasino.co.za

6 wednesday Comedy night If you’re in the mood for a really good laugh, this is for you. Book a table for dinner or just come for drinks and enjoy a hilarious stand-up comedy show. Time: show starts 8:30pm. Venue: TSG 4Ways, Leaping Frog Centre, William Nicol Dr, Fourways. Cost: free entry.

Contact Ciara: 011 465 7270/7224, ciara@ tsg4ways.co.za or visit tsg4ways.co.za

7 thursday The International Ballet Gala Enjoy an exciting line-up of ballet stars from all over the world performing excerpts from muchloved ballets such as Swan Lake, Don Quixote and The Sleeping Beauty. Ends 10 July. Time: varies. Venue: The Teatro, Montecasino, Fourways. Cost: from R80. Book through Computicket: visit computicket.com

2 saturday Artists Under the Sun For over 50 years Artists Under the Sun has been a showcase for the largest variety of art in South Africa.

Over 100 artists offer around 1 000 works of art for sale. Meet the artists or just enjoy the view while walking in the park.

There is also a children’s art competition and entry is R5 for a poster on which to paint. Ends 3 July. Time: 9am–4:30pm.

Venue: Zoo Lake, Lower Park Dr. Cost: free entry and free parking. Contact Val: 011 432 1482, artists.aus@mweb.co.za or visit artistsunderthesun.co.za

5 tuesday “Being my own best friend” This course teaches children to be their own best friend and builds self-esteem, which is a concept that needs attention as it breeds confidence and ultimately belief in one’s own ability. Ends 7 July. Time: 9am–3pm.

Venue: Equal Zeal, Pretoria East branch, 319 Acornhoek St, Faerie Glen. Cost: R950 per child (includes Zeal Kit, workshop resources, parent feedback and allergenfree meals). Contact Michelle: 079 162 6465 or michelledl@equalzeal.com

7–10 July – The International Ballet Gala

9 saturday Journey to the Moon Commemorate the first human lunar landing in 1969. Vincent Nettman, Maropeng’s resident astronomer, presents this popular illustrated talk using his scale model of the Apollo 11 rocket to demonstrate how NASA made the historic journey to the moon’s surface.

The activities include drinks, a three-course dinner, an illustrated talk on the stars and a video featuring the best of the original NASA clips. Adults only. Time: 6pm. Venue: Maropeng Boutique Hotel, Cradle of Humankind. Cost: R295. Contact: 014 577 9000 or visit maropeng.co.za

10 sunday Outdoor family adventure challenge This orienteering challenge involves finding key areas, marked with an orange and white flag, around this game and horse farm. It ends with a lucky draw. You can also arrange to take your children for a horse ride after the event. Great fun for the whole family. Time: register at 8:30am, challenge starts at 9am. Venue: Stirrup Glen, Saddle Rd, Allewynspoort.

Cost: R100 per group. Contact Tania: 082 902 6097, gautengevents@orienteering. co.za or visit orienteering.co.za

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100 000 Photos for Hope Browse and buy at South Africa’s largest photo exhibition and sale for charity. Photographs have been collected from across the globe. Proceeds go to the Sunflower Fund. Time: 9am. Venue: The Piazza, Melrose Arch. Cost: free entry.

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Kylie Minogue – Aphrodite live concert It’s the concert everyone’s been waiting for, so don’t miss the chance to see Kylie, live for the first time in South Africa. The tiny Australian superstar has received the best reviews of her career for Aphrodite, her fifth number-one album in the UK, and the tour has been sold out globally. Ends 9 July. Time: Friday 9pm, Saturday 8pm. Venue: Sun City Superbowl, Sun City. Cost: R466–R1 770. Book through Computicket: visit computicket.co.za

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Breakfast with Juanita Knox Enjoy a fundraising breakfast and talk by gardening and landscape guru Juanita Knox. Proceeds go to The Wits Paediatric Fund, which raises money for the paediatric and neonatal units at Chris Hani Baragwanath, Rahima Moosa Mother & Child and Charlotte Maxeke Johannesburg hospitals. Time: 7:30am for 8am. Venue: The Country Club Johannesburg, Auckland Park. Cost: R200 (includes buffet breakfast). Contact Lebo: 011 484 962, 071 607 6405, lebogang.ngwatle@wits.ac.za or visit witspaediatricfund.org.za

Miracles of Spring Garden World and Absa Business Bank present the annual Spring Festival. This garden design show features the magnificent 2011 KirstenboschSouth Africa exhibit which featured at the Chelsea Flower Show in London recently.

The exhibit returned with a gold medal.

29 July–4 September. Time: 9am–5pm.

Venue: Garden World, Beyers Naudé Dr, Muldersdrift. Cost: entrance to the Designer Gardens and the Chelsea Exhibit R20, senior citizens R10 and children under 12 free. Contact Magriet or Corné: 011 957 2545, 011 956 3003, 083 997 6142 or visit gardenworld.co.za

22 friday The World of Dogs & Cats Rub noses with champions and discover the rewards of responsible pet ownership at this very unique event. Learn about different breeds, enjoy parades of the finest pedigrees and see every conceivable pet from reptiles to fancy rats and everything in-between.

There is entertainment for the whole family.

Ends 24 July. Time: 10am–6pm. Venue: Gallagher Convention Centre, Midrand.

Cost: Friday adults R65, pensioners and children under 12 R40, Saturday and Sunday adults R65, pensioners and children under 12 R40. Book through Computicket: visit computicket.com

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30 saturday Snake ID and snakebite treatment course It covers the identification of the dangerous snake, the symptoms of snakebite, the first-aid treatment, medical treatment, and allergy recognition and treatment. The course is FGASA (Field Guides Association of Southern Africa) approved as a specialist course and is registered with the WITS CPD (Continued Professional Development) office.

Graduates receive a certificate bearing the FGASA emblem. Time: 12:30pm– 2pm. Venue: African Reptiles and Venom, William Nichol Dr (after Diepsloot River Bridge), Fourways. Cost: R925.

Contact Mike: 083 448 8854 or mike@ africanreptiles-venom.co.za Pretoria Train Tour Veld-fire season keeps the steam trains of Friends of the Rail within city boundaries. Take this opportunity to see Pretoria from a unique perspective.

Train tours take visitors around the city, offering great views of the sites. Booking is essential. Ends 31 July. Time: 10am.

Venue: Hermanstad Station, Pretoria. Cost: adults R165, pensioners R140, 18–13-yearolds R115, 7–12-year olds R90, 2–6-yearolds R65. Contact: 012 548 4090 or visit friendsoftherail.com July 2011

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holiday activities Adventure and Beyond holiday camp This camp offers 8- to 15-year-old children adventure, fun and excitement with great activities in a safe environment.

26 June–1 July. Venue: Adventure and Beyond Centre, 7 Henry Rd, Northvale, Muldersdrift. Cost: R950. Contact Paul: 083 449 9819, paul@anb.co.za. or visit holidaycamps.co.za Camp Victory This educational, funfilled holiday programme, with a strong focus on physical and performing arts activities, keeps your children entertained during the break. Perfect for 6 to 13 year olds. 27 June–18 July. Time: 8am–5pm.

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Venue: Ullman Park Recreation Centre, Alma St, Morningside Manor. Cost: R60– R100 per day. Contact: 082 789 3602, info@thechildcaregroup.co.za or visit thechildcaregroup.co.za Cape Union Mart Eastgate Adventure Centre There is a series of interactive nature shows and activities. 29 June: snakes and creepy crawlies; 6 July: meet all kinds of birds. Time: 11am–12pm, booking essential. Venue: Cape Union Mart, Eastgate Mall. Cost: free. To book: egac@capeunionmart.co.za Holiday pony camps Learn all about keeping and caring for ponies, and enjoy two riding lessons daily. For children 6 years and older. Lunch and cool drinks are provided. 28 and 29 June, 5, 6, 12 and 13 July. Times: 9:30am–5pm.

Venue: Namirembe Riding School, Plot 82 Nooitgedacht 88, R114 Old Nooitgedacht Rd, Muldersdrift. Cost: R200 per day.

Contact Heather: 082 638 3781 or buysge@gmail.com Imagine Your Life holiday workshop Fun creative activity workshops for children that teach life skills. They incorporate crafts, activity worksheets, games, discussions and notes on how to turn dreams into goals, make wise choices and discover their strengths. Booking is essential.

For 7 to 11 year olds. 27 June–1 July.

Time: 8:30am–12:30pm. Venue: Farmall, Chartwell, close to Fourways. Cost: R100

per morning, discount available for multiple days booked. Contact Gail: 082 928 7474, imagine@mailnet.co.za or visit imaginechildrensparties.co.za “Search for the Hero Inside” Developing decision-making skills and self-esteem are the focus of this three-day workshop. Children discover the art of making a conscious decision to be their best self, even under trying circumstances, by believing in their own inner strength.

For 11 to 13 year olds. 12–14 July. Time: 9am–3pm. Venue: Equal Zeal, Pretoria East branch, 319 Acornhoek St, Faerie Glen. Cost: R950 per child (includes Zeal Kit, workshop resources, parent feedback and allergen-free meals). Contact Michelle: 079 162 6465 or michelledl@ equalzeal.com Seedpod Studio holiday workshops There are various classes where children can make a mosaic tortoise, do ceramic painting, learn decoupage, dry brushing, canvas painting and more. Half day classes also available. 4–8 July. Time: varies Monday–Friday. Venue: Broadacres Lifestyle Centre, Cedar Rd, Broadacres.

Cost: varies. Contact: 011 465 0375 or visit seedpodstudio.com Shepherd’s Fold pony camp This fun programme for children aged 6 to 16 consists of riding lessons, outrides, handson care of horses, activities, lectures and games. No previous riding experience is

Imagine Your Life holiday workshop

required as all riding abilities are catered for in a safe environment. All activities are supervised by experienced instructors.

4–8 July. Time: 8am–5pm. Venue: 55 Sunset Dr, Elandsdrift, Muldersdrift. Cost: R220 per child per day. Includes all meals, drinks and equipment. Contact Belinda: 084 220 2657, belinda.milsom@gmail. com or visit shepherdsfoldstables.co.za Simple Structures workshop The Adventures of Clutch Powers takes on a new dimension. Your child spends the morning following Clutch, the Lego hero, building bridges, cars and spaceships using technical Duplo. Ideal for 4 to 6 year olds. 4–7 July. Time: 9am–12pm.

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Venue: Engenius Toys, Fourways Mall, Witkoppen Rd, Sandton. Cost: R150 per class. Contact: 011 465 5386, 083 625 8788 or visit engeniustoys.co.za Theatre camp This is an exciting experience for children interested in the performing arts. It fosters creativity and collaboration in participants. 1–4 July.

Time: 9am–3pm. Venue: Dance Café Sunninghill, cnr Naivasha and Leeuwkop Rds, Sunninghill. Cost: tbc. Contact: 011 234 0448 or info@dancecafe.co.za Warhammer 40k Junior Club meeting Warhammer is a table-top, fantasy game using detailed miniatures.

It develops strategic thinking and logic. Because children paint their own models, it also helps to develop fine motor skills and encourages creativity.

Ideal for children aged 7 and older. 31 July. Time: 9am–1pm. Venue: Warfair, 35 Langermann Dr, Kensington. Cost: first event free, thereafter R450 for one year’s membership. Contact Fabio: 082 431 2242 or fabiocosta@iburst.co.za WeDo – basic robotics and machines workshop Open your child’s eyes to the wonderful world of making Lego models come to life. The WeDo Course introduces basic robotics and machines in a fun and easily understandable way. 4–7 July. Time: 1pm–3pm. Venue: Engenius Toys, Fourways Mall, Witkoppen Rd, Sandton. Cost: R150 per class. Contact:

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011 465 5386, 083 625 8788 or visit engeniustoys.co.za Winter craft school This is an opportunity for children to learn two practical crafts for a whole week. These include stone carving, iron and copper forging, fabric printing, woodworking, clay sculpting, cooking, origami, living art, animal communication and science.

A wholesome lunch is served every day. 4–8 July. Time: 9am–4pm. Venue: Michael Mount Waldorf School, Culross Rd, Bryanston. Cost: R1 000 (there is a surcharge on metalwork and cooking courses). Contact Lea: 078 219 0530, leaholtz@icon.co.za or Carmel: carmel. ives@mweb.co.za

FUN FOR CHILDREN art, culture and science Art and fun Enjoy a morning of craft activities. Time: 9:30am–11am, every Saturday. Venue: Rosebank Library, 8 Keyes Ave, Rosebank. Cost: from R80. Excludes material. Contact Heidi: 083 268 4933

classes, talks and workshops Scrapbooking workshops For children and adults. Their holiday programme for children includes cardmaking and scrapbooking daily. Time: children Monday– Saturday 9am–12pm, adults Wednesday 7pm–9pm. Venue: Scrapbook Den, 75 Dunvegan Ave, Edenvale. Cost: varies, booking essential. Contact: 011 453 2724

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A.R.C. (Acoustic Resonance Collector) This exhibition showcases the latest work by artist Richard John Forbes. Visitors have the opportunity to encounter and interact with a 14-metre suspended airship, clad in Forbes’ largest ever ink rendering. Ends 15 August. Time: Tuesday–Sunday 10am–5pm.

Venue: The Johannesburg Art Gallery, Joubert Park Gardens, King George St. Cost: free entry. Contact Tiny: 011 725 3130 or jag@joburg.org.za Brunch on the Vaal Enjoy a family Sunday lunch. Time: 12:30pm–3pm, every Sunday.

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Vaal, Three Rivers, Vaal Triangle. Cost: adults R160, children under 16 half-price. Contact: 016 420 1300 or visit rivieraonvaal.co.za Cooper’s Cave picnic and walking tour Explore a 1,5-million-year-old fossil site, where several species of animals and a number of stone tools have been found.

Enjoy a walking tour conducted by Christine Steininger, who holds a permit for an active dig. There is also an interactive fossil and site talk, cave exploration, a chance to look for fossils, and a lesson on how to make stone tools. 2 July. Time: 9am. Venue: Sterkfontein Caves, Maropeng. Cost: R350 (includes picnic lunch). Contact: 014 577 9000

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calendar Irene Farm Visit a fully-functioning dairy, buy farm-fresh cream, cheese and milk or enjoy a meal at one of the restaurants.

Children can play on the tractor and feed the cows. Time: 8am–5pm. Venue: 100 Nellmapius Dr, Irene. Cost: varies according to activities. Contact: 012 667 4012, barn@ ireneestate.co.za or visit irenefarm.co.za Pretoria Zoo Visit the two newest arrivals at the zoo – two young ragged-tooth sharks. These creatures are the only species of shark that do not have to keep moving to allow water to flow through its gills to allow it to breathe. Open seven days a week. Time: 8:30am–5:30pm. Venue: Pretoria Zoo, 232 Boom St, Pretoria. Cost: adults R55, children R35. Secure parking R20. Contact: 012 328 3265

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Rietvlei Farm & Lifestyle Centre Pack a picnic and enjoy a day outdoors. Take your bicycles and explore the farm and mountain bike route, or wander along one of the hiking trails. There is also a nine-hole putt-putt course. Light meals and tuck shopstyle refreshments are available. Braaiing is also allowed. Children can feed the farmyard animals and visit the bird aviary.

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Elephant Sanctuary Take the opportunity to bond with these magnificent creatures. Brush and groom the elephants, feed and walk trunk-in-hand. Guides provide in-depth information and insight into African elephants, their habits and personalities.

Time: 8am–9:45am. Venue: R512, Hartbeespoort. Cost: adults R425, children 3–14 years R215.

Contact: 012 258 0423/0332 or visit elephantsanctuary.co.za

Time: 8:30am–5:30pm, Tuesday–Saturday.

Venue: Rietvlei Farm, Swartkoppies Rd, R554 between Alberton and Mulbarton. Cost: adults R25, children under 12 R15, and R30 per vehicle. Contact: 011 024 1512/4, 079 041 1488 or info@rietvleifarm.co.za South African Game Fair If you love the outdoors, don’t miss this expo. There is daily raptor flying, sheep dog and gun dog displays; fly tying and casting displays with free tuition and try outs; knifemaking lessons, trap shooting, archery and clay-pigeon shooting. Equipment and accessories are on sale. 30–31 July. Time: 9am–5pm. Venue: Dullstroom Bird of Prey Centre, 1km out of Dullstroom. Cost: adults R95, children 3 to 16 years R55, children under 3 enter free. Contact: 011 268 5850, 013 254 0270, info@sagamefair. co.za or visit gamefair.co.za South African Lipizzaners Experience the magic of the Lipizzaner stallions. 10 July. Time: 10:30am–11:30am. Venue: Indoor Lipizzaner Centre, 1 Dahlia Rd, Kyalami. Cost: adults R110, children under 3 enter free. Book through Computicket: visit computicket.com or for more info, contact Judy: 083 601 2104 or visit lipizzaners.co.za Sunday Jazz lunch Enjoy the scenic views across the Magaliesberg range as you relax to the sounds of acoustic guitar and marimba while enjoying a carvery lunch. Time: 12pm–3pm, every Sunday. Venue: Tumulus Restaurant, Maropeng Visitor’s Centre.

Cost: adults R135, children under 12 R75 or order from the children’s menu for R50. Contact: 014 577 9000

Van Gaalen’s Cheese Farm Situated at the foot of the Magaliesberg this is a working cheese farm and restaurant. The menu is filled with cheese-based, Dutch treats. Farm animals and a play area keep the little ones busy. Tours of the farm are available on Wednesday and Saturday at 10am. Time: 8am–5pm, Wednesday– Monday. Venue: off the R512, Skeerpoort.

Contact: 012 207 1289

finding nature and outdoor play Bushbabies Monkey Sanctuary Offers guided tours through indigenous forests where you can view a variety of exotic primates. Time: 9am–4pm. Venue: R512, Hartbeespoort. Cost: adults R195, children 3–14 years R95. Contact: 012 258 9908/9 or visit monkeysanctuary.co.za Croc City Crocodile Farm View crocodiles and hatchlings at close range.

Time: 9am–4:30pm; feeding of crocodiles Saturday and Sunday 2pm. Venue: Old Pretoria Rd, Nietgedacht. Cost: adults R55, children R30. For more info: visit croccity.co.za Dirt Ryders This adventure park offers everything from go-karts, paintball and volleyball to a play centre for the little ones. There is also a swimming pool and restaurant and bar area with live entertainment every Sunday afternoon by a two-man band called Adrian Blaine.

Time: from 10am Wednesday–Sunday.

Venue: Farm ME, 12B Pelindaba Rd, Lanseria. Cost: varies. Contact Clive: 082 458 3634, clive@dirtryders.co.za or visit dirtryders.co.za

Drakes Farmyard Pack a picnic and relax while children take pony rides and pet the cows, rabbits and sheep. Picnic baskets are welcome. Time: 9am–5pm, Monday and Wednesday. Venue: Clulee Ave, Linbro Park. Cost: R25. Includes tea or coffee and pony ride. Contact Bev: 084 941 8219, info@drakes.co.za or visit drakes.co.za Lion Park Home to several carnivores, including white lions. You can play with cubs, enjoy a game ride and visit the restaurant.

Time: Monday–Friday 8:30am–5pm; Saturday–Sunday 8:30am–6pm. Venue: cnr Malibongwe and R114, Lanseria.

Cost: adults R115, children R80. Contact: 011 691 9905, lionpark@cknet.co.za or visit lion-park.com Lory Park Zoo Sanctuary for a large variety of wildlife including Bengal tigers, ringtailed lemurs and several other endangered animals and birds. Time: 10am–4pm.

Venue: 80/1 Kruger Rd, President Park, Midrand. Cost: adults R50, children R30.

For more info: visit lorypark.co.za Ludwig’s Roses Home to the largest selection of rose varieties in the world and the largest exhibition of free-flying butterflies in Gauteng. Time: 8am–5pm.

Venue: off the N1 freeway, Wallmannstahl, Pretoria. Cost: free entry. For more info: visit ludwigsroses.co.za

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Melville Koppies family walks Take a special three-hour guided tour of the nature reserve and heritage site. These outings are suitable for children over 6 years. Hikes on 3, 10, 17, 24 and 31 July. Time: 2pm on 3 and 17 July, 8:30am on 10 and 24 July, and 8am on 31 July. Venue: park at Marks Park Sports Club, Judith Rd, Emmarentia, opposite the entrance to Melville Koppies. Cost: adults R30, children R10. Contact Wendy: 011 482 4797 or visit mk.org.za Montecasino Bird Gardens These gardens are home to birds, mammals and reptiles.

Enjoy a meal at the Flamingo Café or be thrilled by the Flights of Fantasy bird show.

Time: 8:30am­ –5pm. Venue: Montecasino, Fourways. Cost: adults and children over 10 R38, children under 10 R22,50. For more info: visit montecasino.co.za Mystic Monkeys and Feathers Wildlife Park Only 45 minutes north of Pretoria, this wildlife park is set in beautiful gardens.

Among the hundreds of different species that call this park home, you’ll be privileged to see white lions, tigers and cheetahs as well as other exotic creatures like macaws and sloths. Time: 9am–4pm. Venue: 3 Buffelsdrift, Rust de Winter, Limpopo (near the Carousel Casino and Entertainment World). Cost: adults R100, children R50.

Contact: 012 521 0335, 012 723 0315 or visit mysticmonkeysandfeathers.co.za

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Myths and Legends Maize Maze Get lost in 3,5km of maze set within a growing maize field. The maze involves finding the eight major habitats of the world and endangered animals. Time: 10am–5pm, Saturday and Sunday. Venue: 82 Boland St (off Beyers Naudé Dr), Honeydew. Cost: adults R60, children R55, family ticket for four R200. For more info: 010 222 0075, enquiries@maizemaze.co.za or visit honeydewmazes.co.za Origins Centre An interactive museum that delves into the origins of man and South Africa’s long tradition of rock art. Learn and be entertained by movies, computer games and documentaries and installations by top South African artists. Time: 9am–5pm, Monday–Sunday. Venue: cnr Enoch Sontonga Ave and Yale Rd, Wits University campus, Braamfontein. Cost: adults R75, children under 12 R35. Contact: 011 717 4700, ask@origins.org.za or visit origins.org.za The Ann van Dyk Cheetah Centre Offers a three-hour guided wildlife tour during which you can view cheetah, African wild dog, other large cats as well as birds and antelope. Not suitable for children under 6.

Time: 1:30pm–4:30pm Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday. Booking essential.

Venue: De Wildt, Hartbeespoort Dam area.

Cost: R270. Contact: 012 504 9906/7/8, bookings@dewildt.co.za or visit dewildt.co.za

Bryanston Organic Market A large number of stalls offer everything from organic clothing, children’s toys and décor. Time: 9am–3pm, every Thursday and Saturday. Venue: Culross Rd, off Main Rd, Bryanston. Contact: 011 706 3671, jules@bryanstonorganicmarket.co.za or visit bryanstonorganicmarket.co.za Craighall River Market This is an organic produce, art and crafts market for the whole family. 9 July. Time: 8:30am–1pm.

Venue: Splendour Nursery, Marlborough Ave, Craighall Park. Cost: free entry. Contact Roy: 011 465 3413 or jmsinek@mweb.co.za Fare on the Square This fare has 30 carefully selected stalls selling crafted toys, miniature cacti, preserves and delicacies.

31 July. Time: 9am–2pm. Venue: Irene Village Mall, cnr Nellmapius Rd and Van Ryneveld Dr, Irene. Cost: free entry. For more info: visit irenemall.co.za Irene Market Offers over 300 stalls of art and antiques, clothing, delicasies, numerous food stalls and a licensed tea garden with a safe children’s entertainment area. 9 and 30 July. Time: 9am–2pm.

Venue: Smuts House Museum, Jan Smuts Ave, Irene. Contact: 012 667 1659 or visit irenemarket.co.za

Market on Main This funky new market showcases organic, green and sustainable products from clothes and ceramics to chilli and cupcakes. Time: 10am–3pm, every Sunday. Venue: Fox St, Johannesburg.

Cost: free entry. For more info: visit marketonmain.co.za

on stage and screen Alice in Wonderland Audiences are swept away by the whimsical and colourful set, elaborate costumes, and uplifting songs of this production. The show is directed

The Pirates of Penzance

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Jozi Food Market Experience a mixture of culture and local gourmet delights at this market where each vendor offers their own speciality produce. Time: 8:30am–1pm, every Saturday. Venue: Pirates Sports Club, Fourth Ave Ext, Parkhurst. Cost: free entry. For more info: visit jozifoodmarket.co.za

Gilbert and Sullivan’s comic masterpiece gets a serious downsize. With just five men, one pianist and a whole lot of dresses, eye patches and swashbuckling, director Greg Homann brings this witty theatrical masterpiece to intimate theatre. Originally written for a full orchestra and a cast of 30-plus, this never-before-seen, reduced version takes satire and comedy to the extreme. Great entertainment for young and old. Ends 9 July. Time: 8:15pm.

Venue: Old Mutual Theatre on the Square, Nelson Mandela Square, Sandton. Cost: R120, students and pensioners R80. Contact: 011 883 8606 or book through theatreonthesquare.co.za

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15 June–7 August – Alice in Wonderland

by Jill Girard and Keith Smith, who ignite the imaginations of young and old, while teaching them a few moral lessons. 6 June–7 August. Time: Monday–Friday 9am and 11am; Saturday, Sunday and holidays 10:30am and 2:30pm. Venue: The People’s Theatre, Braamfontein. Cost: R90, special prices available for school children and groups. Contact: 011 403 2340/1563 A Pocket Oliver Twist This well-loved classic has been adapted from the original Charles Dickens story. Authentic costumes, songs from the musical and a children’s cast make this a show not to be missed. 1–23 July. Time: Monday–Saturday 10:30am and 2:30pm. Venue: The National Children’s Theatre, 3 Junction Ave, Parktown. Cost: R70–R90; booking essential. Contact: 011 484 1584

6–10 July – The Nutcracker

The Little Mermaid Hans Christian Andersen’s story about overcoming differences is brought to life with a colourful cast. 1–9 July. Time: daily at 10am, Friday and Saturday also 3pm and 7pm. Venue: Irene Village Theatre, 1 Pioneer Rd, Irene, Centurion. Cost: R65–R85. Book through Computicket: visit computicket.com The Nutcracker The Imperial Russian Ballet Company returns with this popular Christmas ballet. This is the ballet that the dancers most enjoy performing. During their national tour they are joined by children from local ballet schools in the various cities where they perform. 6–10 July.

Time: 3pm and 8pm. Venue: The Mandela at the Joburg Theatre, Braamfontein. Cost: R135–R225. Contact: 0861 670 670 or to book visit joburgtheatre.com

Build-a-Bear workshops Create your own teddy bear or stuffed animals. Daily. Time: dependent on store. Venues: East Rand Mall, Sandton City and Clearwater Mall. For more info: visit buildabear.co.za Emmarentia Library Story time for children aged 2–4 years, every Wednesday.

Time: 2:30pm. Venue: cnr Barry Hertzog and Greenhill Rd, Emmarentia. Cost: free entry. Contact: 011 646 5821 Jimmy Jungles Indoor adventure playground with supervised, secure facilities for toddlers and children from 6 months up to a maximum height of 1,4m. Time: 9am–5pm. Venue: Shop 60, Stoneridge Centre, Modderfontein. Cost: children under 3 R25, children over 3 R30 per hour. Contact: 011 452 2180 or visit jimmyjungles.co.za Linden Library Story time for children aged 3–8 years. Time: 3pm–4pm, every Wednesday. Venue: Linden Library, cnr 4th Ave and 6th St, Linden. Cost: free entry. For more info: 011 888 5685 Norscot Manor Library Story time for children aged 2–8 years. Time: 3pm–3:30pm, every Wednesday. Venue: 16B Penguin Dr, Norscot Manor. Cost: free entry. Contact: 011 705 3323 Oki Doki This play and party venue offers a “tiny town” where children can play dress-up. There is also a coffee shop where parents can relax. Time: 8:30am–4:30pm, every Tuesday and Thursday. Venue: 66 6th St, Linden. Cost: free entry for adults, children R20. Contact: 082 824 1089, info@oki-doki.co.za or visit oki-doki.co.za

playtime and story time Bryanston Library Story time for children aged 2–6 years. Time: 2:30pm, every Wednesday. Venue: cnr New and Pyne St, Bryanston. Cost: free entry. Contact: 011 706 3518

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Parkhurst Library Story time for children from 3 years of age. Time: 3:30pm–4pm, every Monday. Venue: cnr 5th and 13th St, Parkhurst. Cost: free entry. Contact: 011 788 4510 Piccinos This indoor soft-play area is suitable for tiny tots to 6 year olds and there is a coffee shop for parents. Time: 9am–6pm. Venue: Norwood Mall, Hamlin Rd, Norwood. Cost: R60 per hour. Contact: 011 728 0928 Sandton Library Story time for children aged 3–8 years. Time: 3:30pm–4pm, every Tuesday. Venue: Sandton Square, cnr West St and Rivonia Rd. Cost: free entry. Contact: 011 282 5911 Smudge An indoor play area offering activities such as puppet painting, canvas decorating, beading and threading. Children can dress up, play music, read books and enjoy the baby space while you relax in the coffee shop. Time: Monday–Friday 10am–5pm, Saturday 10am–4pm, Sunday 10am–1pm. Venue: Valley Centre, 396 Jan Smuts Ave, Craighall Park. Cost: R110 per child for the first hour, R55 for every hour thereafter. Contact: 011 501 0234, sandra@ smudgeart.co.za or visit smudgeart.co.za

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Weltevreden Park Library Story time for children aged 3–6 years. Time: 3pm–3:30pm, every Thursday. Venue: Fern St, Weltevreden Park. Cost: free entry.

Contact: 011 679 3406 Words Bookstore Enjoy coffee and read a book while children play. Story time can be arranged. Time: 7am–6:30pm. Venue: Health Emporium, cnr Church and Market St, Midrand. Contact: 011 315 3801 or maria@wordsbookstore.co.za Yeesh! Fun for kids Supervised softplay indoor playgrounds with coffee bars.

Time: 9am–5pm, Tuesday–Sunday. Venues: Unit G6, Woodmead Commercial Park, Waterval Crescent, Woodmead and 5 Main Rd, Bryanston. Cost: R40 per hour. Contact Woodmead: 083 923 2306, Bryanston: 073 230 6531 or visit yeesh.co.za

sports and physical activities Abseiling and Caving Adventure Time: 11am, every Sunday. Venue: Wild Cave Adventures, Cradle of Humankind.

Cost: adults R220, children R180. Booking essential. Contact: 011 956 6197 or visit wildcaves.co.za Biodanza Creative Dance This is a creative, fun music-and-dance adventure for three- to 11-year-olds. It’s a great way for children to develop gross motor integration and coordination and enables creative expression and imaginative play.

2 July. Time: 11am–12pm. Venue: 35 magazine joburg

Outdoor family adventure challenge This fun orienteering challenge involves finding key areas, marked with an orange and white flag, around the nature reserve. It ends off with a lucky draw. Great fun for the whole family. Dress suitable for an outdoor adventure. 24 July. Time: register at 8:30am, challenge starts 9am. Venue: Hennops Pride, Magaliesberg.

Cost: R100 per group.

Contact Tania: 082 902 6097, g a ut en ge ve n ts @ orienteering. co.za or visit orienteering.co.za

Menton Rd, Richmond. Cost: adults and children R40 (includes snack and tea/ coffee). Contact Kate: 082 901 0075 or katebiodanza@iafrica.com Wonderwall Indoor climbing wall for beginners to advanced climbers. Time: Tuesday–Thursday 10am–10pm; Friday 10am–9pm; Saturday 9am–6pm. Venue: Unit 1 Kya Sands Industrial Village, 22 Elsecar St, Kya Sands. Cost: adults R60, children R40. Contact: 011 708 6467 or visit wonderwall.co.za

only for parents classes, talks and workshops ADHD parent seminar Learn how you can positively help your child through a greater understanding of ADHD. Topics covered include diagnosis, treatment, behavioural difficulties, coping at school, alternative help and the positives of ADHD. This workshop is ideal for parents, therapists, caregivers and teachers. 30 July.

Time: 8am–2pm. Venue: tbc. Cost: R465 per person. Contact Lynne: 011 888 7655 (mornings), adhasa@telkomsa.net or visit adhasa.co.za Crafter’s Tools Are you using the right tool for the job? Joan has been teaching crafts for 25 years and demonstrates every tool you might need to use for your art and craft projects. These include speciality scissors, rotary cutters, knives, punches, rollers, moulds, brushes, glues and paints, the Cuttlebug, bone folders, ball tools, paper, pencils, glass cutters and more. 7 and 9 July. Time: 10am–11:30am. Venue: Ngwenya Glass Village, off Beyers Naudé Dr and the R114, Muldersdrift. Cost: R100 (includes tea and cake). Contact Joan: 083 326 5157 Emerging Readers course Discover how to introduce your child to the magic of reading and give them a gift for life.

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Art tours Take a customised tour and explore the wide range of public artworks in the inner city through artists’ eyes. Bié Venter is an exhibition specialist involved in the production and installation of many of these public art projects and is closely connected to many of the artists in the city. The tours on offer include: The Braamfontein Spruit Art Tour, The Newtown Art Tour and the Resistance Art Tour, to name just a few. Date and time varies per booking. Venue: tours travel across Johannesburg. Cost: R1 025 per person, R950 per person for a couple or R650 per person for a booking of three to five people.

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13 July. Time: 7:30pm–9:30pm. Venue: Rivonia. Cost: R400. Contact Marian: 082 780 8546, mbailey@vodamail.co.za or visit raisingreaders.co.za Foundation oil painting course This eight-lesson course focuses on traditional techniques of painting figures and objects in oil paints. The lessons are supplemented by slides of historical paintings by the masters. Classes are aimed at teenagers and adults. 9 July–27 August. Time: 9am–1pm, every Saturday. Venue: The Indigo Studio, Rivonia. Cost: R2 400. Contact Taryn: 082 904 3720 or taryn@beelinestudio.co.za NannyXpress sessions If you are looking for quality childcare, try this “speed dating” event for nanny and au pair candidate interviews. Meet a variety of pre-screened candidates in one morning, under one roof, saving time and money. 2 July. Time: 11am–1pm. Venue: Ullman Park Recreation Centre, Alma St, Morningside Manor. Cost: R600 for bookings (this amount also serves as a placement fee). Contact: 082 789 3602, info@thechildcaregroup.co.za or visit thechildcaregroup.co.za Sacred sound therapy Vaughan Harris offers one-on-one sound therapy sessions.

This therapy is effective for physical, emotional and spiritual issues and disease and is a tool in the relief of stress and tension. Harris has more than 18 years’ experience in playing and working with ancient, sacred and indigenous instruments

of the world and more than 12 years of sacred sound therapy experience. Booking essential.

Time: 9am–5pm, Monday– Friday. Venue: Wooden Horse Ranch, Elandsdrift (between the N14 and Lanseria). Cost: R450 per session. Contact: 084 370 8813 or heartsong@ netactive.co.za Self-esteem workshop Designed to help parents acquire the skills necessary to build their child’s selfesteem and a realistic, positive self-image. 28 July. Time: 9:30am–11:30am. Venue: Jabula Recreation Centre, Sandringham. Cost: R260 (may be claimed from medical aid). Contact Wendy: 011 454 1709 or 082 292 7999 Speak to a scientist Have you ever wondered just how close to reality science fiction really is? Learn some amazing facts at a lecture by Cedric Abrahams entitled “Science in Science Fiction – are sci-fi futures far-fetched fantasy or feasible fact?”. 28 July. Time: 7pm–9pm. Venue: 1 President St, cnr Miriam Makeba St, Newtown. Contact Refilwe: 011 639 8448, info@sci-bono.co.za or visit sci-bono.co.za Sugar & Spice nanny training These training sessions empower your domestic worker to look after your child with confidence. The course covers childcare for newborns up to 3 year olds. Courses

6 July – Sugar & Spice nanny training

run for four weeks with one threehour session per week. From 6 July in Randburg and 7 July in Bedfordview. Time: 9am–12:30pm. Venues: 20 Mineraal St, Jukskei Park, Randburg and 17 Rotherfield Ave, Essexwold, Bedfordview. Contact: 084 500 4141, sonya@nannytraining.co.za or visit nannytraining.co.za This is my season conference Features co-authors of Feeding Sense, paediatrician Dr Simon Strachan and dietician Katherine Megaw. They speak on issues related to child nutrition and their book. 30 July.

Time: 8:30am–12pm. Venue: Cornerstone, Bernard Rd, Morninghill, Bedfordview.

Cost: R50 per person. Registration essential. Contact: 011 616 4073 or info@ thisismyseason.co.za

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Venomous snake handling course Learn about the practical handling of puff adders, Mozambique spitting cobras, rinkhals and savannah cobras under Mike Perry’s expert supervision. 30 July. Time: 2pm–5pm. An additional black mamba handling course 5:15pm–6:30pm is available for those who may have a need to handle black mambas at lodges in the bush. Venue: African Reptiles and Venom, William Nichol Dr (on the right after Diepsloot River Bridge), Fourways.

Cost: venomous snake handling course R570, black mamba handling course R410.

Contact Mike: 083 448 8854 or mike@ africanreptiles-venom.co.za

on stage and screen Burn the Floor From Harlem’s hot nights at The Savoy, where dances such as the Lindy hop, foxtrot and charleston were born, to the Latin Quarter where the cha cha, rumba and salsa steamed up the stage, the cast takes audiences on a journey through the passionate drama of dance. This electrifying Latin American and ballroom dance spectacular has thrilled audiences in more than 30 countries. 14 July–14 August.

Time: 8pm, matinee shows 2pm and 3pm.

Venue: The Joburg Theatre, Braamfontein.

Cost: from R265. Contact: 011 877 6800 or book through joburgtheatre.com Dragonflies and Astronauts This live concert performance and visual treat featuring The Parlotones is beamed via satellite to 3D outlets around the globe.

The 3D transmission is a world first. In the tradition of performers such as David Bowie and Pink Floyd, the crew has created a futuristic, science-fiction yarn to form the backbone of the visualisation and storytelling. 13–17 July. Time: varies. Venue: The Teatro, Montecasino, Fourways. Cost: R200–R250. Book through Computicket: visit computicket.com or for more info: visit montecasino.co.za

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14 July–14 August – Burn the Floor

Comedy night at TSG Fourways Enjoy dinner and a night of laughs. Get your friends together, book a table and get ready for a hilarious stand-up comedy

13–17 July – Dragonflies and Astronauts

show. 13 and 27 July. Time: show starts at 8:30pm. Cost: free entry. Contact Ciara: 011 465 7270/7224, ciara@tsg4ways.co.za or visit tsg4ways.co.za Romantic picnic at Lethabo Mom and dad time is important. Take the day off with your spouse to de-stress and enjoy a romantic, gourmet picnic on the banks of the Crocodile River. If you want to take the children, family picnics are also available. Time: breakfast picnic 8am– 11am; lunch 11am–5pm daily. Venue: Lethabo, in the Cradle of Humankind, 10 minutes from Lanseria airport. Cost: romantic picnic for two ­R400 per person, and for larger groups and family outings R225 per person. Contact Lise: 082 654 1690, info@lethaboestate.com or visit lethaboestate.com

Wits Paediatric Fund Golf Day Play a round of golf to raise money for a worthy cause. Proceeds go towards support of Kangaroo Mother Care at three beneficiary hospitals. 29 July. Time: tee-off 10am.

Venue: The Country Club Johannesburg, Woodmead Golf Course. Cost: four-ball R3 200 including green fees, welcome gift, halfway house voucher and prize-giving dinner. Contact Lebo: 011 484 9642 or lebogang.ngwatle@wits.ac.za

support groups Al-Anon Offers help and support to the families of problem drinkers. Contact: 0861 252 666 or visit alanon.org.za Alcoholics Anonymous Visit aasouthafrica. org.za or call the national helpline: 0861 HELPAA (435722)

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calendar Children’s Disability Centre Aims to help visually impaired and autistic children, their parents and caregivers with challenges they might experience in relation to school readiness. Contact: 011 643 3050 or visit childrensdisabilitycentre.co.za CHOC Provides advice and support for families affected by childhood cancer.

Contact: 086 111 3500 or visit choc.org.za Compassionate Friends Support group for the bereaved. Contact: 011 440 6322 or visit compassionatefriends.org.za Diabetes South Africa Provides support and advocates for people with diabetes.

Contact: 011 886 3721, 086 111 3913 or visit diabetessa.co.za Johannesburg Bipolar Support Association Contact: 011 485 2406 or visit bipolar.co.za LifeLine Provides a 24-hour confidential crisis intervention service. Contact: 011 715 2000 or visit lifeline.org.za PACSEN − Parents for Children with Special Educational Needs A Group of parents who provides counselling, support and information for parents with children with special needs. Contact: 012 333 0149 or visit pacsen.co.za Respect Me Support for children affected by bullying. Contact Kelly: info@respectme. co.za or visit respectme.co.za The Family Life Centre Offers marriage, divorce and couple counselling, single parent and step-parent support groups, family counselling as well as play therapy, grief counselling and trauma debriefing.

Venue: 1 Cardigan Rd, Parkwood. Contact: 011 788 4784/5, famlife@iafrica.com or visit familylife.co.za Tough Love Self-help programme and practical support group for families affected by drugs, alcohol, substance, verbal or physical abuse. They have seven offices in the Johannesburg area. Contact: 0861 868 445 or visit toughlove.org.za For more support groups visit childmag.co.za/resources/supportgroups

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classes, talks and workshops Antenatal weekend Medi-Clinic is offering an antenatal course for pregnant couples combined with a luxury weekend away. 15–17 July. Time: Friday 6pm–Sunday 1pm. Venue: Kloofzicht Lodge, Muldersdrift.

Cost: R5 500 per couple (co-payment applicable if not delivering at Medi-Clinic).

Contact: 082 481 8337 or mediclinicbaby@ mediclinic.co.za

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Women and men against child abuse Medical, psychological and follow-up therapy and treatment for children who have been sexually, physically and emotionally abused as well as support for their family members or caregivers. Contact: 011 789 8815 or visit wmaca.org.za

BabyGym foundation phase course This five-week course for you and your baby teaches you to stimulate your baby and ensure whole brain development. For moms with babies aged from 2 weeks to 1 year. 5 July–2 August. Time: 11am–12pm.

Venue: The Children’s Therapy Centre, Bryanston. Cost: R630. Contact Joanne: 083 303 1190 or joanne.bradley@ babygym.co.za Beyond the Dress – The Doctors A workshop covering all you need to know about conceiving and being happily pregnant, presented by five doctors with different specialities. This workshop is for women trying to fall pregnant and those who are already pregnant. 31 July. Time: 9:30am–1pm. Venue: The Hyatt Regency Hotel, 191 Oxford Rd, Rosebank. Cost: R200 (includes a goodie bag, tea and refreshments and the workshop). Contact Lori: 083 344 6729, lori@beyondthedress. co.za or visit beyondthedress.co.za Clamber Club This well-rounded programme aims to stimulate your little one in all spheres of development. Toddler classes are divided into groups between 1 and 3 years. The baby group is for babies between 2 and 12 months. Activities focus on movement and stimulation. Dates and times vary according to branch. Venues: Edenvale, Boksburg and Fourways. Cost: varies. Contact Rosa: 011 025 5825 or visit clamberclub.com Learn to massage your baby This is a four-week course for you and your baby. Learn how to soothe problems such as colic, sleep and bonding issues with massage. For moms with babies aged from 2 weeks up to 1 year. 6 July– 3 August. Time: 11am–12pm. Venue: The Children’s Therapy Centre, Bryanston.

Cost: R470. Contact Joanne: 083 303 1190 or joannebradley@global.co.za Preggi Bellies One-hour cardio and weight training programme for expectant and postnatal moms. It conforms to strict obstetric guidelines for exercising during pregnancy. Venues: Bedfordview, Craighall, Fourways, Melrose, Parkmore, Rivonia.

Cost: varies. Contact David: 011 440 6222 or visit preggibellies.co.za Push Me Fit Exercise Classes Push Me Fit is an exercise programme for moms with babies over 6 weeks of age. The workout was designed by physiotherapists as a specialised postnatal workout. Venues:

Mushroom Farm Park, Delta Park and Walter Sisulu National Botanical Garden.

Cost: contact their offices for information on the various packages available. Contact Jo-Anni: 011 326 4639, info@pushmefit. co.za or visit pushmefit.co.za Sandton Medi-Clinic maternity ward tour Expectant parents are invited for a free tour of the maternity facilities every Wednesday. View the labour wards, water birth facilities, maternity units and suites.

Time: 10am–10:30am. Venue: main reception area, Sandton Medi-Clinic, cnr Peter Place and Main Rd, Bryanston. Cost: free entry. Contact Liezl: 011 709 2206 or visit mediclinic.co.za

6 months old, have been given shelter, healthcare, love and an education. They rely solely on donations from the public and at present are in need of a tumble dryer for the boys’ home, dry groceries on a monthly basis, someone to paint the boys’ and girls’ homes inside, three bunk beds and school fee sponsorship. Contact Michele: 072 607 4841 or michele@ikholwa.com Knit-a-square Provides warmth to HIV/ Aids orphans across the country. They collect 20cm knitted squares and sew them together to create blankets. They also accept gloves, scarves, mittens and jerseys. Send your squares to knit-a-square, Soweto Comfort Club, Private Bag X900, Bryanston, 2021. Contact Ronda: 011 465 2922, 084 504 4050, lowrie@mweb.co.za or visit knit-a-square.com Little Eden The centre cares for over 300 children and adults with profound intellectual disabilities. Many have been abandoned, some are HIV-positive or have HIV/Aids. The centre is in need of towelling nappies (the large size), elasticised shorts, tracksuits, sweatshirts and briefs; all must be without zips, pockets or buttons.

Contact Nichollette: 011 609 7246, pro@littleeden.org.za or visit littleeden.org.za

how to help Diepsloot Youth Project This is a registered, youth-managed NPO that works to empower the youth of disadvantaged townships. They need your old computers, printers and modems for their training centre. They will also appreciate your time and any other household goods you don’t use or need anymore. Contact Neftaly: 078 637 0815, info@diepslootyouth.org or visit diepslootyouth.org Ikholwa Children’s Home Ikholwa, the Zulu word for hope, is just what this organisation offers the 40 children in its care. Hundreds of orphaned and abandoned children, from as young as

The Society for Animals in Distress

The Society for Animals in Distress This is a non-profit provider of professional veterinary services in underprivileged areas.

The organisation performs preventative treatments and vaccinates domestic animals against infectious disease. They need dog kennels, collars, leads, tack and horserelated goods, clean paperbacks, clothing and household goods, which can be sold to raise funds. Contact Sandy: 083 640 8824, fundraiser@animalsindistress.org.za or visit animalsindistress.org.za

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the (quirky) things families say SAM WILSON adores the silliness of made-up words and malapropisms,

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very family develops its own vocabulary, a secret lexicon that has brought joy, for no apparent reason, for generations. I don’t know why we all don’t just leave the language as it was meant to be spoken, but I am glad we don’t, because it is one of my favourite bits of family life.

My parents, brothers and I, for example, call a specific type of takeout pizza the “one with extra nose squeakers”.

I have no idea why. It may be because of the peppadews or because it’s a bit more expensive, but I do know that we chuckle every time we order it. We also say “cheerio folks” every time someone orders a steak, because it’s what my late grandmother used to say.

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I know this is not peculiar to my family.

My twitter friend, Gus Silber, recently shared that he and his daughter have hit upon the deliciousness of the word “swag”. They yell it out randomly, by all accounts, and it gives them so much satisfaction.

(Being particularly delighted by the word myself – so plummy and inextricably associated with that perennial corker “swashbuckle” – I tried to get this practice to catch on in my own family, but alas, it appears a family’s verbal quirks can’t be transplanted.)

The Silber Swag rhymes with another one of my family’s word idiosyncrasies. My boys and I often say “blag”, consciously mispronouncing “blog” and tipping a cap to the web cartoonists xkcd, who started that joke.

Sounds silly? It is. “Have you read my blag? No? You should link to it from your

website.” Have I ever mentioned how much I adore silly?

Unfortunately, once you find a more fun way of pronouncing a word, it’s very hard to go back. I now say “ronts” instead of “rands” for example, and “Canadia” instead of “Canada”. I once heard someone lean over to my older brother and whisper, “Oh how embarrassing for you. You don’t say ‘fox pax’; faux pas is pronounced ‘fou paah’.” Naturally, we continue to “fox pax” with relish at every opportunity.

When not deliberately mispronouncing words, we are often adding them to others.

“Do you want to go to the shops with me?” I’ll ask my son, Benj.

“Absofruitly,” he’ll reply.

Then of course, there are family movie words. Ever seen The Castle? If you have seen it, no doubt the phrases “aah, the serenity” and “this is going straight to the pool room” feature in your family’s lexicons

too. And I am sure many of your homes have also embraced bon mots (nope, just pronounced bon mots) from the legendary shows of Monty Python, Fawlty Towers and Eddie Izzard.

And then there’s just the making of pleasing noises at each other.

Like when Andreas sees Benj, he breaks into a soft smile and says, “Hello my Schneegle Feegle Beagle!”

“Hello my Daddy Paddy Faddy!” Benj will say back. Why do we do all this? I really have no idea, but I do know that it’s one of the weird aspects of family life that amuses me the most. Which is why I wrote a whole colombe about it.

Sam Wilson is the Editor-in-Chief of Women24, Parent24 and Food24.com... and has just been struck by the absurdity of her enjoyment of misspoken words, when her job is ostensibly to check others’ spelling and grammar.

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especially when they form part of your kin’s secret language.