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MARCH 2010 Issue 51

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i’m notoriously bad at organising...

I try, I really do, but I seldom manage to get all my ducks in a row. Somehow I manage to forward plan for work but, on the home front, I’m a disaster. Termly or monthly lift clubs allude me. I play it day by day – and I only have two children!

Birthdays spring up out of nowhere and well, as for holidays, my husband and I were together for 10 years before we managed to plan our first December getaway!

You may think our March issue is all about providing you with a heap of holiday options and solutions (which it does), but actually I need March to be the holiday issue so that I can plan my life for the rest of the year. If you don’t book some time away as a family now, you won’t get in until 2011. So make the most of our list of great hideaways while your must-visits are fresh in your mind (see page 28).

So here it is, our amazing Family Holiday issue, jam-packed with where to go, what to see and if you are staying at home – we also have plenty for you to read and do.

Happy planning and happy holidays.

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contents

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upfront 3

a note from lisa

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r eader’s blog choosing a pram is much like rocket science, says Bronwyn Burdis

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ver to you o readers respond

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features 14 t he world cup holiday club don’t know how to keep the children busy during the four-week midyear school break? Christina Castle comes up with creative suggestions 20 a ll fired up in an extract from his book Cooked in Africa, Justin Bonello shows you how to make your own outdoor pizza oven 24 f asten your seat belts Siviwe Minyi helps parents travelling with children enjoy a smooth(er) ride

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12 d ealing with difference Gill Cullinan offers practical exercises for children with dysgraphia 28 r esource: family getaways we bring you some old favourites, introduce you to new hideaways and offer you a list of fabulous pet-friendly options to inspire you to plan some time away

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10 u pfront with paul swimming is an essential life skill, says Paul Kerton 11 h ealth Donna Cobban takes a look at the debate around private and public stem-cell banks

35 a good read new books for the whole family to get stuck into 36 what’s on in march 46 l ast laugh Sam Wilson has to admit that in some cases her children know much more than she does

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classified ads 36 family marketplace 42 it’s party time

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it’s all in the pram

There’s a lot to consider when purchasing a pram, says Bronwyn Burdis, especially if you’re partial to travelling…

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hoosing a pram is one of the many difficult decisions parents make before baby arrives. You are looking for an indestructible yet versatile piece of equipment that serves as a baby transporter, lunch trolley, shopping cart and travel bed, which sloughs off dirt like a duck.

My husband and I are not the best people to speak to about brands – we barely know our Gucci from our Graco! We tend to make purchasing decisions based on a weighted average of functionality, lifespan and price.

We lucked out on the pram though, and managed to get a deluxe, top-end, 4x4 model for a bargain.

In the end, the pram lasted just seven months and two days. She survived 20km of weekly walking and injuries incurred on multiple flights, but met her demise in the baggage halls of America’s domestic airports. The principal culprits contributing to her early passing were the airlines and shopping.

Generally, a pram is permitted as airline carry-on luggage and handed in at the door of a plane – on a

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LOFO (last on first off) basis. When you step out of the door, your pram is waiting for you.

LOFO is convenient but not incident free. The disappointment of a fellow passenger’s broken dutyfree is shared when you discover his bottle of liquor has seeped into your pram’s seat, sides and sun visor. While the smell of Amarula may conjure up fond memories of home, it can be nauseating on a hot day in Amsterdam.

People who sneak in 50kg carry-on bags as LOFO cause pram death. When the aircraft moves, so does the luggage – usually onto the frame of your pram!

Once you’re at your destination, there’s nothing a little retail therapy can’t cure. We’re always on the lookout for one-trip treasure. The thing is, we tend to find more than one and run out of hands in which to carry them, which is where pram handles come in handy.

Hanging bags is fine, as long as baby is acting as a counterweight. If your counterweight needs a cuddle, gravity wins. A word of caution: if you are trying to

discourage flight staff from weighing your hand luggage, make sure your counterweight stays put at check-in.

Learn from our mistake: hanging too much off the handles is not okay for the pram’s longevity.

A good thing about our pram’s death in the US was that there they are cheap. We bought a “dirt cheap” functional stroller with none of the features of our original pram.

Now Baby 2 is on the way and we are in the market for a new model. We need a horizontal-folding, spacesaving, Scotch-Guarded, metallic carbide-plated, twoseater model with additional stowage capacity. I don’t think NASA does prams…

Readers, this is your page – it’s a space to air your views, share a valuable parenting lesson, vent your frustrations or celebrate your joys. Send your writing to elaine@childmag.co.za

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letters

over to you feed the creative urge From observation of 32 descendants, may I comment on the article “discipline the peaceful way” in your Dec/Jan issue. Underlying the all-too-common sulky moods of teenagers – especially the more talented ones – is, I believe, frustration. They have innate creative urges for which no outlet has been provided.

Babies like banging a drum. The noise they themselves have created satisfies the innate creative urge. When a boy shows an interest in, say, woodwork, provide him with the means for expression, achievement and contentment, through woodwork.

Give him a space, some elementary tools, a bench and some wood.

HDL Corby

home schooling your children First, well done on an excellent magazine. It’s informative and helpful. I’d also like to make a suggestion. If possible, it would be nice to have an article every month for moms doing home schooling. I have two boys, aged five and eight, and I home school them. I know there are a lot of other moms in the same position that would benefit from these articles. Tips and resources would also be welcome.

Liz Fisher

how do you know when you’ve had enough children?

I have always believed that, when it comes to children, two is just the right number. Two adults with two children allow the perfect distribution of attention and resources, I reasoned. With only two children in the family, the siblings are forced to

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become close friends because they have no alternative. But with three there is bound to be one feeling left out, or so I thought…

Now that I’ve had my second child, we are contemplating my husband getting the snip so that we can go back to behaving as if we’re “young and reckless”, knowing that there’s no chance of an “oopsy”. But now we are having cold feet.

It seems the universe wants me to have another child. Everywhere I turn I am confronted with people from big families who talk about how wonderful their growing up years were and how close their families are today. I have also come across parents of three-child families and have quizzed them about their children’s relationships with each other. All the replies were positive.

There is also the obvious issue of money. Schooling, clothing, extramurals and entertainment must all be paid for. How will we be able to afford the best, which is what we want for our children? Please someone tell me the secret? How do I know when I have had enough children?

Suellen Daniel

it’s a crime not to buckle up I want to congratulate you on a great magazine. Having a two-year-old child, I find the articles very interesting and the advertising very informative and helpful.

Secondly, I need to touch on an issue that has been raised in your “letters” section several times. I am shocked that parents can be so negligent as to not buckle up their children. Every day I see cars with children bouncing around without seat belts – this applies equally to very fancy vehicles and the overcrowded ones, with children piled into the backseat on an adult’s or older child’s lap.

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I am the lady who shouts, “Buckle up your children!” I usually receive the “finger”.

Otherwise people ignore me or shout “keep your mouth shut!”. I believe these reactions are often as a result of parents knowing they are wrong.

Parents are committing a punishable crime, and are putting their children at risk of being catapulted through the window and left brain damaged for life.

In most first-world countries, it is a crime not to buckle up your child. I feel that many South Africans have an “it will never happen to me” mentality. And yet, “each year, thousands of children are killed, permanently injured or suffer life-long disabilities as a result of car accidents. At the Red Cross Children’s Hospital alone, an average of 20 children a month are treated for injuries sustained in motor car accidents, 80% of whom were not restrained in any way” (citizen.co.za).

I’ve been wondering how I can get the message across. Now I have printed a bumper sticker that reads “You are the adult, buckle up your kids”.

Thanks again for a magazine that reaches thousands of parents.

Gia Janks

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apology from us The two numbers we gave you for the Poison Hotline in the February issue were outdated. We have reprinted the list below – with updated numbers – so you can replace the one on your fridge. We apologise for our mistake.

handy emergency telephone numbers Ambulance – Netcare 911

082 911

Ambulance – ER24

084 124

Ambulance – Government

10177

SAPS Flying Squad

10111

Cellphone Emergency Line

112

Fire and Ambulance Hotline

011 375 5911

Poison Hotline

082 911 / 082 491 0160 (8am–9pm)

Childline

0800 055 555

SAPS Crimestop

086 001 0111

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giveaways in march Baby brag time Show Ackermans your smiles in The Ackermans Mom & Baby photo competition and stand a chance to win one of three Ackermans gift cards. The first prize is R5 000, the second prize is R3 500 and the third prize is R1 500. Send Ackermans a clear, close-up colour photograph of you and your baby together with the completed entry form to The Ackermans Mom & Baby Photo Competition, PO Box 1910, Cape Town, 8000.

The competition closing date is 31 March 2010. Terms and conditions apply.

For an entry form get to your nearest Ackermans store.

Congratulations to our Dec/Jan winners: Mohamed Ahomed, Megan Johnson, Stuart Murray, Hanlie Chemaly, Takura Pwiti, Nishani Maharaj, Sharlene Fine, Sunesh Boodhoo, Melina Preston and Romy Goralsky who each win a place on a King’s Camps holiday camp; Karla Frayne, Jeanine Shearer and Hanlie Chemaly who each win a Frankie & Fred gift voucher; Neha Mahabeer who wins a mini micro scooter; Daniella Rosenston, Naima Nakhuda, Jenny Beddie, Duduzile Mthembu, Amina Goolbhai, Lesley Owen-Thomas, Nike Ojo-Akinkunmi and Nishani Maharaj who each win a hair accessory pack from Cosmic Fashion Options.

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The range is sophisticated, modern and locally produced. For more information contact Bridget on 083 327 5363, email lovelettersstationery@ gmail.com or visit lovelettersstationery.co.za One Joburg’s Child reader can win a hamper of personalised stationery valued at R950.

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Swim fun SwimFin gives learner swimmers greater confidence in the water, easing them through the “learning to swim” phase. Attached to your child’s back with elasticised straps, this flotation device will not obstruct or restrict your child’s movement in the pool. The SwimFin provides support while helping to maintain a good position in the water, and works effectively with any stroke. It is suitable for all ages and abilities – the more submerged you are in the water, as is the case of beginners, the more support the SwimFin will give you.

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upfront with paul

at the deep end A good swimming teacher is worth

Paul, Sabina and Saskia

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s I circled over the suburbs waiting to land for the first time on South African soil, Johannesburg reminded me of Los Angeles. Little sparkling blue lagoons littered everyone’s back gardens, no matter how big or small the property.

In the UK, only the seriously stinking rich have swimming pools, which is why I am a useless swimmer. I didn’t get my “Paul Kerton successfully swam one length” certificate until I was 10. Ten! Can you believe it? Ten-year-olds in SA are playing water polo, doing synchronised swimming and getting scholarships to train in Florida. I was gasping for breath and

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wondering what I was doing learning to swim when I lived 150 kilometres from the sea. Swimming at my school was about as popular as mud wrestling.

Yet a child’s attraction to water is magnetic and, unfortunately, they think they can walk on it. On holiday in Bali, every time we put Saskia (then nine months old), down on the ground, she instinctively turned to face the hotel’s sparkling blue pool and crawled towards it. Hence, one of the first priorities of any responsible parent in South Africa is to teach their children to swim – the earlier, the better.

Our initial learning experience was with one of those “throw them in and they will swim” teachers. Big mistake! They threw Saskia in and she sank. Consequently, it took us another 12 months to get her anywhere near a pool. Good swimming

teachers are like gold, and it is worth racing from one end of the city to the other to pick the child up, and then racing back across town to the pool for their 15 minutes of aqua fame.

The stress of getting to and fro on time is worth it, as are the speeding tickets.

It is such a relief when they finally get it; when they stop being afraid of the water and start enjoying it with confidence.

Sabina has just cracked it. We wondered why she was “swimming” a few good strokes at the swimming lesson (heated blue pool, great teacher) and regressing to babyhood – “look, I can do monkey bars” – in our own pool. A wise woman suggested: “it’s because you have a dark pool. They can’t see the bottom.”

No, I didn’t paint the pool yellow, but great insight. Luckily, as with my older

daughter, something suddenly clicked and a voice in Sabina’s head said: “Stop being such a wuss and swim”. Peer pressure, friends and family who can swim suddenly forced her to push herself and make that giant leap (okay, stroke). We now have problems getting Sabina out of the pool and she has comfortably done a length (without gasping for air) – five years before I ever did.

The next stage, if I remember correctly, involves passing all those life-saving badges. Taking soggy pyjamas off in the water, and learning how to save a stricken swimming pal. Maybe she can save me when I exhaust myself after swimming four lengths.

Paul Kerton is the author of Fab Dad: A Man’s Guide to Fathering and 82 Mistakes Parents Make (With Children).

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racing across town for, says PAUL KERTON.

health

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future?

DONNA COBBAN takes a closer look at the practice of storing stem cells.

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he subject of stem-cell storage is plagued with controversial debate, and with no government regulations as yet in place in South Africa, you can be forgiven for wanting to scrutinise the three local companies offering the service before handing over your newborn baby’s blood.

I call one of the local labs to check on the prices and use the moment to dig a bit deeper. I am relieved to hear that stemcell storage is enormously complex and, if done correctly, relies on in-depth medical know-how. In addition to this, the startup costs are high, and for this I imagine we must be grateful, as many fly-by-night scamsters are kept at bay.

But once up and running, who knows what the future holds? Different countries have different regulations. In the UK, Sir Richard Branson jumped on board in 2007 and opened Virgin Health Bank, which now sits alongside a myriad privately owned cord banks. Then, late last year, France finally succumbed to pressure and now proposes to lift a ban on privately owned stem-cell storage companies, much to the delight of Europe’s leading private cord banks. Italy currently remains the last EU country standing by the ban on privately owned stem-cell storage banks.

The issue is thorny to say the least, with the European Group on Ethics (EGE) entering the debate and stating that, “The legitimacy of commercial cord blood banks for autologous use should be questioned as they sell a service, which has presently no real use regarding therapeutic options”.

Furthermore EGE states that the probability of needing an autologous transplantation has been estimated as approximately 1 in 20 000 during the first 20 years of life.

On the other hand, it strongly encourages public cord banks to be used for allogenic transplantation – in which banks or registries operate much like a bone-marrow registry, rendering them accessible to anyone in need. In addition to this, a public bank would enable sufferers of diseases where a possible genetic link has not been ruled out to access stem cells other than their own.

With no public storage system as yet in place in South Africa, parents who choose to store their children’s stem cells are very joburg’s

much in the minority due to the costs. This year, however, things look set to change, as a feasibility study into the creation of a public stem-cell bank has been given funding. The study has the support of the Department of Health and will be led by Prof Michael Pepper in conjunction with the South African National Blood Service

(SANBS). Although they are still a long way off, Pepper stresses that it is high time the genetic diversity of the country was catered for. He believes the only way to achieve this is through a public bank with representative stem cells, which we could all make use of when and if the need should arise.

For more information about cord blood stem cells and cord blood banks visit parentsguidecordblood.com

latest findings There is increasing evidence of the use of foetal-derived stem cells in the treatment of neurological disease, and a number of preclinical studies in animal models, which suggest an improvement in cardiac function following infusion of umbilical-cord stem cells for acute myocardial infarction (heart attack). Commercial cord blood banks are citing such preliminary research as further potential uses in their literature.

Courtesy of the Royal College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists

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dealing with difference

the write stuff GILL CULLINAN takes a look at dysgraphia, and offers practical exercises for children needing

“childYouandcanhaveteachfunyourat the same time. Star jumps on the trampoline and painting lazy eights in shaving cream on a mirror will help.

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hen my son reached Grade 2 he started getting tummy aches and was reluctant to go to school. The aches persisted so I spoke to his teacher who said that my son – a chatty and confident boy at home – was anxious and quiet at school. She put this down to his probably being frustrated by his inability to translate his thoughts onto the page, which she suggested might be knocking his self-esteem. He could tell a story with ease, but writing it down was harder. At first I thought he was dyslexic, but now I realise that he might have been struggling with dysgraphia.

If you haven’t heard of dysgraphia don’t be surprised. It’s a medical term describing difficulties with drawing, copying

and writing. Occupational Therapists (OTs) in South Africa generally don’t use the term much. They prefer to talk about Visual Motor Integration, which is the combination of spatial perception, planning skills and pencil control. A developmental delay in the acquisition of motor skills is associated with dysgraphia, but there is no single cause.

what to look out for Signs may include reversal and bunching of letters, excessive pencil pressure, slowness to complete work and untidiness, or difficulty with planning. On referral, an OT assesses a range of things, from gross motor function (including postural control) to bilateral coordination (the coordination of both sides

of the body) to crossing the midline and motor planning. Lindy Kennedy, an OT based at Micklefield School in Cape Town, says that, while every child is different, there are standardised norms for specific ages.

“We look at pencil grip,” says Lindy, “which can relate to slowness of writing. If the grip is incorrect it adds extra tension to the wrist so the child writes slowly and often presses too hard. We can’t always change the grip, but the earlier we pick up the problem the greater the chance to encourage a better grip. What we can do is work on other areas that would slow that child down later.”

Lindy likens it to an aerobics class. “Not everyone finds aerobics easy because it

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to improve their drawing and writing abilities.

requires motor planning, but with practice you can be as good as the average. If your child is experiencing difficulty with drawing or writing there are lots of things you can do at home to help them.”

how you can help For starters, check their pencil grip and teach them their left and right, as well as the sounds, symbols and letter names of the alphabet. “Many children don’t know where to start on the page,” says Lindy, “so give them a step-by-step structure. Get some lined A5 paper so that they can learn to write between the lines, then use dot and finger spacing and teach them where to start when writing a letter: at 2 o’clock, for example.”

Good sitting posture is crucial, so strengthen stomach and back muscles as well as wrists. Your child should hold down the paper with a flat hand when working and her feet should be placed firmly on the floor. Colouring against a vertical surface, and exercises like netball, basketball, and volleyball, where hands are above the heart, work well for this. Swimming lengths is also a great way to strengthen muscles.

“You can teach your child and have fun,” says Lindy. “Star jumps on the trampoline and painting lazy eights in shaving cream on a mirror will help. Encourage your children to do 100-piece puzzles and use the opportunity to write words when playing games.”

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try this at home 10 exercises to help your child develop stronger motor control You stand with your legs apart – these are the goalposts.

Your child lies about a metre from you, flat on the floor on his stomach with his arms and legs outstretched and slightly raised off the floor. You roll the ball to him and he uses both hands to push it back through your legs. You block the ball occasionally with your hands. This strengthens the child’s neck, back and shoulders.

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You’ll need a pilates ball for this one. Ask your child to lie on the ball, on her stomach with her hands on the floor.

She then walks forward until her knees are on the ball. With her arms kept straight she must move her legs up towards her chest and back again. This strengthens the stomach muscles.

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Ask your child to lie on his back on the floor with his knees drawn up towards his chest. Then throw a lightweight ball to him so that he can use both feet to kick it back to you.

He must keep both feet off the ground. This strengthens the stomach and neck muscles.

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Ask your child to kneel on her left knee. As you throw the ball to her call out “right” and she must move onto her right knee while hitting the ball with her left hand. Alternate left and right. This helps with motor planning, right-left discrimination and postural control.

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Draw circles with both hands simultaneously to work on bilateral integration (the simultaneous coordination of both sides of the body).

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Ask your child to lie on his back, holding the ball firmly above his head. Both arms should be outstretched. Then you tap the ball and try to dislodge it while he holds it tight.

This helps with shoulder strengthening.

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Other ways to strengthen the shoulders include weightbearing exercises like handstands with feet on a wall, crawling tummy-side up with a beanbag on the tummy and wheelbarrow walking.

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To help a child “cross the midline”, ask her to draw a lazy eight (a horizontal eight) on a whiteboard, or on a wall in water with a paintbrush. She must move the right hand right across her midline without moving her head from side to side.

Then do it with the left hand, and then draw two lazy eights simultaneously with both hands.

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Encourage your child to cut and to draw patterns everyday. Start with cutting straight lines before going on to curvy lines. This develops good bilateral integration.

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To help children with spatial problems and visual closure, photocopy a picture from a colouring-in book. Tippex out parts of the outline and selected detail. Photocopy your altered picture and then get your child to complete it by referring to the original. You could also photocopy half a symmetrical design (like a heart, mushroom, house or a tree) and ask your child to complete the picture by copying the existing half.

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the world cup holiday club

Many of us will be working during the 32-day school CASTLE suggests some creative ideas to help you design a World Cup holiday club for your children.

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hat do you know? It’s 2010 already! It’s the World Cup, and we’re ready to wow the world. We’ve seen the stadiums constructed, the roads repaired, hotels shooting up and transport systems blossoming. The waiting is almost over and I am about as excited as a three-year-old on her birthday to be part of this once-ina-lifetime experience. But an overwhelming reality has just hit. What on earth am I going to do with my sons over the

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World Cup holiday? It’s 32 days long! Do the maths and you’ll see that it’s a whopping four and a half weeks. And some of us have to work…

make a plan Since it’s probably March when you’re reading this, you have another three months to get yourself sorted, which is certainly doable. All you need are a few good ideas (read

on), some great contacts, a handful of friends, and your World Cup holiday might just rate as one of the best ever.

Ask around and you’ll soon discover who’s in town during the World Cup. You’ll be surprised just how many of us are going to be at a loose end and desperate for childcare solutions. Create a core holiday gang, a manageable group of friends and siblings with whom you – and your children – are comfortable. Too many may

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holiday, which is three months away. CHRISTINA

Create activities around the 32 countries participating. You’ll be travelling the world without even leaving town. Now that’s a great geography lesson and cultural extravaganza!

prove a bit messy to handle. Keep it small and simple.

Next, you’ll need to figure out who’s in charge. There are so many different options when it comes to child carers but you need to know your children are in great hands all of the time. While the old faithful au pair comes to mind first, there are also some inspiring alternatives – and good ones too.

4 weeks ÷ 4 parents = 1 week each. Sharing the childcaring load among the parents of your holiday gang over the four-week holiday is possibly the best and most costeffective solution. According to my maths, you’ll each only need to take one week of leave. However, if one week is not an option, try a granny or grandpa replacement. You might have to shell out for airfare to get them to you, but

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at least you’ll know your shift will be covered by someone who really cares for your children. Book that ticket now. guess who’s on holiday? Teachers, stooges, coaches and student teachers all have time off over this period too.

And many of them may be keen to make an extra buck while they’re at it. All have an interest in, and experience with, children and education and would make ideal World Cup child carers. Corner your favourite quickly before someone else does. oh how I love students. I’m especially fond of the ones studying for interesting careers, such as in science, who can entertain with their soon-to-be trade.

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world-class ideas So you’ve found the friends who are going to make up your holiday gang and rounded up the carers. Now you’ve got to come up with creative ways to fill in those long hours and keep the children from uttering those annoying words, “I’m bored. What can I do now?”

Structure the days and weeks so you and the gang have something to work through and look forward to. Let the crew be part of the planning process. Ask them what they’d like to do. Feed them with ideas but let them make the call. Get in the spirit of the World Cup and create activities around the 32 countries participating. Have fun exploring their art, craft, dance, music, sport and food. You’ll be travelling the world without even leaving town. Now that’s a great geography lesson and cultural extravaganza!

all the world’s a stage Put on a play. Have a magic show. Call in a performingarts student and watch the gang transform into budding actors, dancers, magicians, playwrights, directors, makeup artists and costume and set designers. Putting together a show of any kind will take a week – with the opening and closing performances on Friday night.

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oh, that’s crafty Think Egyptian masks, Aztec calendars, Chinese fans, foreign flags, Aboriginal painting, South African wire modelling, Rio Carnival costumes (okay, that one may not be appropriate), but you get my drift. The world is literally your oyster, and you don’t need to be super-arty to get the gang going. What’s more, you can have the older children researching it at the same time.

cook up a storm Take a deep breath and resign yourself to the fact that the kitchen will be a disaster area. (That said, good cooks should always clean up after themselves, even if they are only three!)

Theme your cooking sessions according to which countries are playing on the day. (And invite me for supper on the nights that Mexico, Italy and Japan are playing, please.)

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art and about Now think Salvador Dali, Renoir, Monet, Andy Warhol, Jackson Pollock and Frida Kahlo. Brush up on your art history, and learn a thing or two as you take the gang on a journey of genres, styles, techniques and personalities.

Let them experiment and put on an exhibition at the end of the week. And don’t forget to send out invitations…

amazing race While the real Amazing Race takes the armchair traveller around the world, the home-based Amazing Race is a raucous scramble around the house and garden following a trail of instructions. Have the gang break into teams of two. Each group has a chance to map a route,

be a sport You just have to watch the Summer or Winter Olympic Games to get a feel for the variety of sporting codes around the world. While soccer, rugby, netball, cricket and hockey are, perhaps, more familiar to us, why not experiment with a few sessions of croquet, boule, frisbee throwing, handball or synchronised swimming?

And try calling in a coach for a bit of support.

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write instructions complete with detours and roadblocks. Get creative and make each room in the house a different destination.

After all of that, it’s back to school. The World Cup will be over and your gang will have had a holiday to remember.

And you’ll be in dire need of a holiday of your own.

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all fired up In an extract from his book Cooked in Africa, cooking adventure show host and local food-lover JUSTIN BONELLO shows you how to make pizza in your own back yard.

To start you’ll need a metal dustbin.

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cheer on the artists. This event has done a lot to shape authentic South African contemporary music and showcase our very own fusion of styles and cultures.

It’s been great at fostering a feeling of togetherness between previously diverse artists and, most of all, it’s a really good jol. Although it was wet underfoot we stayed high and dry. But before setting off I prepared a little soul food to keep the band and crew rocking for the longest time.

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fter an incredibly humbling visit to an authentic local home in the Lesotho Mountains, where we were treated to a deliciously simple snack of freshly baked mountain rolls, and I was able to look on and learn how it’s done, we hotfooted it down the Sani Pass to the Underberg. Splashy Fen music festival is held on a farm here in the southern Drakensberg every Easter weekend and we were ready to take in the music and

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dustbin pizza Before you start, buy yourself a metal dustbin with a lid, or score a 45-gallon metal drum (the kind that we used to halve and turn into braais). These old drums are becoming rare so go down to a scrapyard and have a look around, but first have a squiz because you just might have one gathering dust behind the shed in your own back yard. If you find one, wash it out thoroughly – in fact, give the inside a good scrubbing just to be sure. Also pop down to your local hardware store and pick up two unglazed quarry tiles made from red clay (terracotta tiles). Make sure they’re

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unglazed or you could end up poisoning the masses.

If you’re doing this at home look for a quiet unused corner in your garden.

Lay down the drum on its side and cover with soil. Clay has the best insulation properties of all soil and will keep your pizza oven piping hot, so if this is going to be a permanent fixture (and, trust me, it will), try to get hold of some clay – otherwise use whatever soil you have.

Place three bricks on either side of the drum to keep it from rolling and dislodging the soil. (Cooking instructions on page 22)

the best pizza dough 500g white bread flour a big pinch of salt 10g yeast 325ml warm water

Combine the flour and the salt in a large mixing bowl. Activate and dissolve the yeast by placing it in a bowl and adding the warm water. (The water must not be hotter than 45°C as this will kill the yeast.)

Give it a stir, and sprinkle a handful of flour over the mixture to prevent the yeast from forming a crust. Leave the yeast mixture for 10 minutes – it’ll begin to froth – and then gradually add it to the flour, mixing it well until it forms a dough. The only way to do this is with your hands. If the dough is too sticky, add a bit more flour; if it’s too dry, add a splash more water, and so on.

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the dough on the flour and cover with a damp tea towel. Leave the dough to rise for 30 minutes – until it doubles in size.

The damp tea towel will prevent it from drying out. Sprinkle some flour on a clean work surface and then tear off a fist-sized piece of dough. Using your fingers or a rolling pin spread it into a circle about the same size as the clay tile. Make the dough as thin as you like – just be careful not to tear it. The border can be slightly thicker as it will give the pizza a lovely crispy edge when baked.

Once you’ve perfected the base, let your imagination run wild. The numbers of pizza variations you can make really are endless.

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ready for action Drain the tin of tomatoes. (I use the liquid from the tinned tomatoes to make a killer Bloody Mary to sip while I’m doing the rest.) Using your hands, mash the tomatoes into small chunks. Season with salt and pepper. Using the back of a spoon, spread the flavoured tomato evenly over the base – not too much or the pizza will become soggy. Drizzle with olive oil, sprinkle over some parmesan and garlic, rip up a couple of basil leaves, and finally top with pieces of mozzarella and some wafer-thin slices of pancetta.

Make a fire with real wood or charcoal in the back of the drum. Never ever use briquettes as they give an awful flavour to anything that you cook with them, and what gives home-made pizza its authentic taste is the wood smoke in the oven. Don’t go mad – it’s an oven, not a furnace. Next, stack the two tiles horizontally towards the front of the oven and allow them to heat up. The tiles are essential because they ensure that when you bake your pizza, it’s

heated from the bottom and you end up with a crisp crunchy base. You may need to add another piece of wood every now and then to keep the heat up.

Place your pizza on the heated tiles and tilt the lid over the mouth of the bin to keep it insulated. Crack a cold one, and come back in six or seven minutes, or slightly longer if you prefer a crispier base.

Remove and eat immediately.

Hot tip: It’s very important always to make sure you have oven gloves on a hot standby. The drum is made from steel, and obviously heats up, so always use gloves when going anywhere near the oven or moving the lid.

If you are too slap gat to make your own oven, at least buy some unglazed terracotta tiles and try this in your normal oven.

Preheat to 250°C and bake your pizza for 6–10 minutes. It won’t have that lovely wood flavour but it still works pretty well.

something extra – marshmallow tree The Acacia erioloba or, as it is more commonly known, the camel thorn tree grows ear-shaped pods that are to heffalumps what honey is to Winnie-thePooh and as a consequence they’ll pretty much go to any lengths to get their trunks on them. We followed their lead – just added our own sweetmeat.

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my favourite pizza toppings • tin of whole peeled tomatoes – preferably Italian • salt and fresh crushed pepper • olive oil – use any one of the many great local olive oils around • finely grated parmesan cheese • roughly chopped garlic (not the pre-crushed stuff) • fresh sweet basil • a block of mozzarella cheese – roughly sliced • home-made pancetta

about the author Justin Bonello is a South African filmmaker, cook and presenter of the popular cooking and travel show Cooked. This book is a compilation of the places, flavours and fascinations that he focused on while filming his TV series and it combines three of Justin’s favourite things – Southern Africa, food and friends. Cooked in Africa is published by Penguin Books South Africa.

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fasten your seat belts Travelling with children can be an exciting adventure – or a nerve-jangling endurance test. Father of two SIVIWE MINYI offers tips for enjoying the journey.

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am father of two children and I travel a lot. It’s worth mentioning, too, that I am a Xhosa-speaking man.

I come from a culture that taught me to believe that men do not engage in activities with children.

This is normally left to mothers. Conventional belief says that men who are in the constant company of children – feeding them, changing nappies and taking charge of them while travelling – are “dull”. This is not a compliment; it’s an insult, one that is not swayed by being in possession of a clearly contradictory personality. It’s a label that sticks.

But I’m not bothered by insults. I’ve learnt a lot through travelling with my children, and it has strengthened my relationship with both of them. Over the past 10 years, I have had frequent opportunities to explore this country’s airports and roads with my son and daughter. Our travels have taken us from the Western Cape to Gauteng, and beyond.

Travelling with young ones can be an adventure. I have learnt a few tricks en route, tips that should be of benefit to any dad travelling with small children.

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don’t worry about what other people are thinking

It was my first flight with my then two-yearold daughter (she’s now 12). We were travelling to Johannesburg. On taking our seats, I noticed there was a well-dressed executive type seated opposite us. He was visibly annoyed that my daughter was being chatty and looking for some attention. She had started reciting one of her favourite songs loudly. At first I began to panic. Then I had an idea: I’d involve Mr Exec and others in a sing-along.

I called out, “Come on everybody, let’s all sing together!”

This was followed by an outburst of laughter. Happily the story ends well. The gentleman leaned over to say hello to my daughter and the two of them chatted for a short while until she lost interest, which brings me to my second tip.

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Children want to be kept entertained and, let’s face it, a sing-along will get tedious after a while and irritate you

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(and the other passengers). I like to put together a bag of new toys (these don’t need to be expensive things: think notebook and coloured pen, comic book, even last Christmas’s cracker fillers will work). The trick is to reveal the bag’s contents slowly, bringing out the toys one at a time. This makes things more fun and fills children with anticipation for what might be hauled out next.

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One of the challenges of travelling with my son in particular is that he suffers from earache when flying. My first air-travel experience with him was not good.

He screamed and yelled for what felt like most of the journey. Some passengers were clearly not happy with me.

One even shouted: “Take your child outside…”. All very well if you’re in a restaurant but not so if you’re mid-air, 1 000 feet or so above ground level. Before our return flight, I made some enquiries at a pharmacy. Within 15 minutes of take-off on our homeward-bound leg, I’d persuaded him to take a dose of Calpol, which worked like magic. Now it’s a standard in my hand luggage.

At first I began to panic. Then I had an idea: I’d involve Mr Exec and others in a sing-along.

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…all hell broke loose. It took a good 10 minutes to bring about peace in our war-ravaged backseat.

But I had learnt a valuable lesson that, as a dad, I need to answer questions more accurately.

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be factual, or at least attempt to be precise

My father used to enjoy driving us to faraway holiday destinations. He was not the sing-along type. To keep us entertained, he’d have collected a number of gadgets – such as a torch or a lock and key – and he’d set us the assignment of figuring out how the devices worked.

I remember loving the challenge. I have used this on a number of occasions when driving with my children, and it has worked very well. A note to the dads: be prepared to deal with the questions that come later – brace yourself, so to speak.

When my son was five years old, he seemed to live in a world of numbers. To him everything needed to be quantified. His questions included things like: “How many blue cars are on the road today?”. As someone who is arithmetically challenged, I found some of his questions difficult to answer. Once, while driving back from the

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Southern Cape, my son asked: “So, how long will it take for us to get home?”. I responded too quickly, “About an hour but you can start counting now because I am not sure,” which is exactly what he did, in seconds, …43…42…41 and so on. The problem was that the rest of us were not aware of his mission. Well into his countdown, his older and taller sister asked him to shift a little so that she could create a little legroom for herself. This interrupted his rhythm and all hell broke loose. It took a good 10 minutes to bring about peace in our war-ravaged backseat. But I had learnt a valuable lesson that, as a dad, I need to answer questions more carefully and accurately.

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I enjoy talking to people. I do this all the time. On one of my trips with my son, then five, I started up a light-hearted conversation with the petrol attendant while he was filling my tank. As soon as we’d pulled away from the garage, my son started to use words like “chappie” and “my brother”. He wanted to know what chappie meant and whether I was related to the man at the garage.

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consult the gang in the planning stages

My children are getting older, and planning trips has become more consultative. We have now resorted to convening a household parliament where I preside as the president and I have veto powers. After all, we live in a democracy. A 12-year-old girl has developed her own set of ideas of places to visit while a nine-year-old boy, if he’s anything like mine, is more obsessed with cricket and other sporting activities.

On one of our trips, the siblings fought endlessly, arguing over preferred radio stations, what to see, and where to visit first. We have now learnt to involve the children in our trips. Prior to departure we give full details of where we’re going and what we might be able to do. We listen to them and get a sense of what they might like or dislike. We have found that listening to them makes travelling more enjoyable for all of us.

Happy travelling!

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family getaways We’ve rounded up a few of our secret addresses, old favourites and some pet-friendly places to inspire you to gather the children and head off for a fun weekend away.

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Natal Spa Hot Springs & Leisure Resort This family resort is situated on 800 hectares of bushveld between Vryheid and Paulpietersburg and features five hot mineral pools.

Other features include a 110-metre supertube slide, adventure golf, horse riding, hiking, quad- and mountain-bike trails, squash, tennis and fishing. The Wellness Centre and Beauty Spa offers various treatments and packages.

Rates: from R550 per person sharing per night, bed and breakfast.

Self-catering and children’s rates on enquiry. Contact: 031 337 4222, email selfcat3@goodersons.co.za or visit goodersonleisure.co.za

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Situated in the seaside village of Pennington, this beach estate is made up of three luxury villas. Each villa has air-conditioned bedrooms, DStv, outdoor showers and a private pool and Jacuzzi. There’s direct private access to the main beach where families can enjoy the tidal and rock pools, snorkelling, horse riding and fishing. Pearl Villa sleeps 14, Cowrie Villa sleeps 12–14 and Coral Villa sleeps eight.

Rates: from R300 per person per night, (self-catering); children 5–9 years R150; children under 5 stay free. Contact: 082 815 1000, email hatton1@mweb.co.za or visit oceaneden.co.za

Zinkwazi Beach House This spacious holiday home, with sea views from all the bedrooms, is situated 400 metres from Zinkwazi beach and accommodates eight people. Features include a swimming pool, large garden and an outdoor terrace. Cleaning and babysitting services can be arranged.

The house overlooks seven kilometres of lagoon, which are perfect for water

sports, canoeing and swimming. The beach is also safe for swimming and low tide allows children the chance to explore rock pools. The adjacent coastal forest attracts a wealth of birdlife.

Rates: from R3 500 per day (selfcatering). Contact: +39 328 429 2924, email mkvanettinger@gmail.com or visit zinkwazibeachhouse.com

Penny Farthing Country House This historic country house is situated on a 3 000-hectare cattle and game farm in the Biggarsberg mountains near Rorke’s Drift.

All bedrooms have French doors leading onto the large garden, complete with a fishpond and swimming pool. Attractions include abundant birdlife, hiking trails and fishing. Owner Foy Vermaak is a registered tour guide and takes guests on tours of the nearby battlefields, which include Rorke’s Drift, Isandlwana and Blood River.

Rates: from R512 per person sharing per night (bed and breakfast); R610 (including dinner). Children 3–12 years R256; children under 3 free. Contact: 034 642 1925, email foy@pennyf.co.za or visit pennyf.co.za

beach Roseleigh Country House Situated on the outskirts of New Hanover in the KwaZulu-Natal Midlands, this working farm accommodates up to 14 people. Enjoy the abundant birdlife, country walks and mountain-bike trails.

Other features include a swimming pool, a fireplace, a games and entertainment room and an outdoor patio for lazy meals.

Children will love the family of goats,

and spacious garden in which to play. Nearby attractions include the Albert Falls Dam, The Wartburger Hof Hotel & Restaurant and the Noodsberg Golf Course.

Rates: from R150 per person per night (self-catering); children 2–12 years R75; children under 2 stay free. Contact: 078 301 4347, email julie@impo.co.za or visit roseleigh.co.za

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shared secrets

Ocean Eden

The Oyster Box Hotel

Western Cape

Situated on Umhlanga beach, the newly refurbished Oyster Box Hotel features 86 rooms and villas, including family suites.

Facilities include fabulous restaurants, a state-of-the-art Fitness Club & Spa, and the Children’s Holiday Club. Childminders can be booked. Nearby attractions include Gateway Theatre of Shopping, Sibaya Casino and uShaka Marine World. Enquire about special-occasion packages.

Rates: from R2 650 per room per night, including breakfast. Children under 12 sharing with two adults stay free. Children 12–16 sharing with two adults R400 per night including bed and breakfast. Contact: 031 514 5000, email info@oysterboxhotel. com or visit oysterboxhotel.com

Berghoff Mountain Top Chalets

Limpopo Halkett Country House

bush Jock Safari Lodge Jock of the Bushveld is revived at this luxurious lodge situated in a private concession of the Kruger National Park. All suites offer a private deck with a plunge pool and thatch sala for you to soak up the surrounds. The lodge boasts a Relaxation Retreat with sauna, steam room and hydrotherapy bath as well as a dedicated Kids On Safari programme.

Rates: from R1 500 per person sharing. Children 3–12 years R150. Includes all meals, game drives and selected beverages. Weekend and seasonal surcharges apply. Contact: 041 407 1000, email reservations@mantiscollection.com or visit jocksafarilodge.com

Step back in time to the days of polo tournaments and tea and scones on the patio. This colonial-style bush getaway is set in the Waterberg, far from the stresses of city life. Enjoy a hike on the farm, go horse riding or relax by the pool, while your children run wild across the ambling lawns.

Pets are welcome too.

Rates: from R995 per person sharing (includes all meals and afternoon tea). Contact: email info@halkett.co.za or visit halkett.co.za

offers the opportunity to interact with rare white lions. The camp has four large thatchroofed tents overlooking a small dam, where zebra and antelope drink. Listen to the roar of lions in the distance or enjoy a guided drive among brown and white lions.

Rates: from R490 per person per night.

Contact: 014 763 3661, email info@ mamatau.com or visit mamatau.com

Izintaba Lodge

Mpumalanga

The lodge is situated in the Waterberg’s newly proclaimed biosphere reserve, Izintaba, which means “place in the mountains”. This self-catering bushveld getaway is home to several species of game, bird, reptile and insects. Guests can enjoy mountain biking, hiking and walking trails, bird-watching and swimming within the reserve.

Rates: from R250 per person per night; children 3–12 R125; children 0–2 free.

Minimum rates apply on weekends. Contact: 082 705 7708, email izintaba@telkomsa.net or visit izintabalodge.co.za

Forever Resorts Mount Sheba Nestled in a rainforest above the old mining town of Pilgrim’s Rest, this resort’s wellappointed rooms (all with fireplaces and private patios) offer breathtaking views across the Mount Sheba Nature Reserve.

Nature enthusiasts and the adventurous can enjoy trout fishing, forest walking trails or the abundant bird life.

Rates: from R767 per person sharing; R195 per child 2–12 years sharing. Contact: 013 768 1241, email shebares@foreversa. co.za or visit mountsheba.co.za

Oliver’s Restaurant & Lodge Mama Tau Tented Camp This luxury self-catering tented camp, situated in the heart of the Waterberg,

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Situated in the exclusive White River Golf Estate and surrounded by a pine forest, Oliver’s Restaurant & Lodge is an intimate

A two-hour journey from Cape Town takes you to Porterville. Near here, and 1 000 metres above sea level surrounded only by fynbos and magnificent views, guests can spend their days hiking or paddling on the dam. The self-catering chalets are fully equipped, complete with hot-water bottles for cold nights and a free crate of wood per day for the fireplace and braai.

Rates: from R165 per person per day; children 4–12 years R85; children under 4 stay free. Contact: 022 931 2937 or visit berghoff-fynbos.co.za

Elgin Hills Tented Camps

and cosy country escape. Spacious ensuite rooms are individually decorated and come with private patios or balconies with stunning views across the golf course.

This is an ideal base to discover the game viewing and adventure activities of the Mpumalanga Lowveld.

Rates: from R850 per person sharing; R55 per child sharing. Includes breakfast.

Contact: 013 750 0479, email info@ olivers.co.za or visit olivers.co.za

Situated close to the Palmiet River in the Elgin Valley, these luxury safari tents are set among indigenous trees. Each selfcatering tent has its own deck and the camp has a sumptuous lapa, complete with DStv. The estate offers several ecotrails and a barge on the river is available for sundowner cruising. Quad-biking can be arranged by prior request. Nearby activities include canoeing and rowing, mountain-bike trails, 4x4 routes, fishing, apple-packing tours and hiking. Children under 10 years are not permitted unless the entire camp is booked by a single party. During winter, bring a 4x4.

Rates: from R650 per two-person tent per night. Contact: 021 846 8119 or visit elginhills.co.za

Verlorenkloof

La Ferme

Escape to a luxury Huckleberry Finn-style retreat where trout fishing, horse riding and swimming in rock pools is part of everyday farm life. Verlorenkloof is surrounded by beautiful mountain kloofs, natural waterfalls and dams. The self-catering stone chalets accommodate six to eight people, and the holiday programme offers children the opportunity to “adopt a calf”, allowing them to feed and nurture the animals.

Rates: R2 000 per six-sleeper chalet (midweek); R4 500 per six-sleeper chalet (weekends); eight-sleeper chalets are also available. Contact: 013 256 9314/5, email natalie@verlorenkloof.co.za or visit verlorenkloof.co.za

These four-star child-friendly self-catering cottages, situated in the winelands between Paarl and Franschhoek, offer wonderful wildlife spotting – springbok, deer, ducks, geese, horses, ostrich and a variety of beautiful birds. The Wemmershoek River is the perfect place to cool off on hot summer days. Children’s activities include horse riding, pony rides and access to foefie slides. And for grown-ups, fly-fishing is available in one of the four dams, or you can go bassfishing across the river.

Rates: from R850 per day per cottage.

Contact: 021 867 0120, email mercedes@ laferme.co.za or visit laferme.co.za

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Langebaan Houseboats An hour’s drive north of Cape Town, you’ll find Nirvana, an upmarket houseboat in the West Coast National Park that’s surrounded by turquoise waters and pristine white beaches. It comes fullyequipped for self-catering use. You may leave the boat and go on a variety of jaunts or simply relax on board.

Rates: R650 per person per night for the first 16 people (self-catering); R450 per additional guest; maximum 24 people; minimum 10 people (R6 500 per night).

Catered rates: from R1 050 per person per day (includes dinner, bed, breakfast, lunch, two teas and pre-dinner snacks); minimum 10 guests. Contact: Tony or Cleo 021 689 9718 (9am–2pm), email langebaanhouseboats@mweb.co.za or visit houseboating.co.za

Lebanon Citrus Holiday Farm This is a peaceful camping and caravan site (comprising 15 sites) where guests can relax on the manicured lawns on the edge of Clanwilliam Dam. Activities include horse riding, fishing, walks and bird-viewing, plus water-skiing, mountain biking, parasailing and jet-skiing with your own equipment. Enquire about the selfcatering cottage and rondawels.

Rates: R200 per night per large camp site (sleeps up to six people); R180 per site (sleeps four people), R50 per extra person. Contact: 027 482 2508, 082 467 1171, email lebanon@hantam.co.za or visit lebanon.co.za

Phantom View River Resort Situated on the Knysna Lagoon with uninterrupted views of the river and the Outeniqua Mountains, these wooden selfcatering cabins have wide, shaded verandas and are each equipped with a mini library.

On-site facilities include canoes, fishing boats and, for those wishing to bring their own boat, the resort provides mooring.

It’s within easy distance of the beaches at Brenton on Sea and Buffels Bay, and the Knysna Forest, where elephants still roam.

Rates: from R 1 395 per unit per night.

Sleeps six people. Contact: 044 386 0007, email info@phantomview.co.za or visit phantomview.co.za

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Tarentaalkraal Farm Cottage This charming traditional cottage is set on a working farm in the picturesque and peaceful valley of Greyton, a 75-minute drive from Cape Town, and is equipped with gas appliances and in- and outdoor braai facilities. Activities include hiking through fynbos, swimming in dams and the river, bird-watching and fishing. Enquire about the mountain-bike trail and guided farm tours. Fishing rods, tubes and canoes are available for hire.

Rates: from R350 per night (two people) and R450 (four people) for a two-night stay or more.

Contact: 082 926 2850, email middelplaas@overberg.co.za or visit greyton.net

old favourites Eastern Cape Blanco Holiday Farm & Guest Resort This popular family retreat is situated at the base of the Winterberg Mountains in the Eastern Cape interior. Facilities include mountainbike trails and children’s playgrounds.

Rates: from R365 per person sharing; from R40 per child. Includes full board and activities except horse riding. Contact: 045 846 9163, email info@blanco.co.za or visit blanco.co.za Kob Inn (pictured below) This seaside spot on the Wild Coast offers visitors the chance to spend their days fishing, boating and canoeing, or enjoying hiking trails and mountain or quad-biking.

Rates: from R540 per person sharing; children pay 10% per year of age. Includes breakfast, lunch and dinner. Contact: 047 499 0011, email info@kobinn.co.za or visit kobinn.co.za

Trennery’s Hotel Situated at Qolora Mouth just north of East London, this landmark hotel delivers old-fashioned hospitality. Try your hand at fishing, tennis, horse riding, a 4x4 adventure, canoeing, or enjoy a nature trail.

Rates: from R535 per person sharing (includes breakfast and dinner). Contact: 047 498 0004, email info@trennerys.co.za or visit trennerys.co.za

Free State Wyndford Holiday Farm (pictured top page 31) Nestled below the Maluti Mountains, Wyndford offers a family holiday where you can reconnect with the serenity of nature.

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Includes all meals and tea. Contact: 058 223 0274, email reception@ wyndford.co.za or visit wyndford.co.za

Gauteng Egoli Lodge Conveniently situated in Dowerglen, close to the airport, freeways, shopping centres and casinos, Egoli Lodge is a comfortable home away from home with a distinct African ambience.

Rates: R450 per person (single); R200 second person sharing; children 2–12 years R150. Contact: email reservations@ egolilodge.co.za or visit egolilodge.co.za Teak Place (pictured below) Only 40 minutes from Joburg, this is the perfect base from which to explore the Cradle of Humankind. You’ll find a variety of activities to keep the children occupied, such as an animal-petting and -feeding park, an exotic bird park, jumping castles, swimming pools and a bike track.

Rates: from R495 per person sharing (includes breakfast). Children under 12 stay free and pay for breakfast. Contact: 011 461 6486, email info@teakplace.co.za or visit teakplace.co.za

KwaZulu-Natal Bayete Zulu Boutique Lodge Here, you’ll find luxury en-suite rooms set on the Zululand Rhino Reserve. Children’s Pumba Club offers daily activities and entertainment. Enjoy bush dinners, game drives, and interaction with elephant and rhinos.

Rates: from R1 399 per person per night (includes dinner, bed and breakfast).

Children under 11 stay free, except for meals. Contact: 074 100 5221, email reservations@bayetezulu.co.za or visit bayetezulu.co.za Cane Cutters Resort is set on a working sugarcane farm in Sheffield Beach.

Enjoy the lagoon, volleyball court and fishing. Child-friendly attractions include a playground, trampoline and pony rides.

Rates: from R150 per person per night; children R100 per night. Dining is à la carte. Contact: 032 947 0851, email stay@canecuttersresort.co.za or visit canecuttersresort.co.za Cathedral Peak Hotel Indulge at the spa, take a helicopter tour or enjoy a walk in the uKahlamba Drakensberg Mountain range.

Children’s attractions include adventure golf, pony rides, a playground and a heated paddling pool. joburg’s

Rates: From R790 per person sharing per night (includes dinner, bed and breakfast). Children from R350–R555 per night, children under 2 stay free. Contact: 036 488 1888, email info@cathedralpeak. co.za or visit cathedralpeak.co.za Cecelia’s Holiday Manor This informal yet luxurious establishment on Zinkwazi Beach offers privacy and personalised attention. Plus, the area is rich in authentic history and cultural events.

Rates: from R1 200 per family of four (2 adults, 2 children under 7) per night (includes breakfast). Contact: 031 564 2524, cecelial@mweb.co.za or visit cecelias.co.za Champagne Sports Resort (pictured below) Situated in the central Drakensberg, this hideaway offers a range of activities and facilities.

Rates: from R1 095 per person sharing per night (includes dinner, bed and breakfast).

Children from R185–R520 per night.

Contact: 036 468 8000, email reservations@ champagnesportsresort.com or visit champagnesportsresort.com

Dragon Peaks Mountain Resort This Drakensberg resort offers country charm and activities such as fishing, abseiling, hiking and horse riding.

Rates: from R90 per person camping (low season) to R425 per person (luxury self-catering thatch cottages in high season). Contact: 036 468 1031, email dpp@dragonpeaks.com or visit dragonpeaks.com Pumula Beach Hotel Set on a protected South Coast beach, this family resort offers daily childcare services, a children’s dining room, heated swimming pool, trampolines and more.

Rates: from R785 per person per night (all inclusive); children from R190–R395 per night. Contact: 039 684 6717, email reservations@pumulabeachhotel.co.za or visit pumulabeachhotel.com Salt Rock Hotel & Beach Resort is nestled among palm trees on a sandy stretch of beach lapped by the Indian Ocean. It has a child-friendly play area, games room, beauty salon and private swimming pools.

Rates: from R540 per person sharing (includes breakfast). Children 6–12 years 30% of adult rate, children under 6 free. Contact: 032 525 5025, email hotel@saltrockbeach. co.za or visit saltrockbeach.co.za Umngazi River Bungalows & Spa This family resort on the Umngazi River mouth offers beach and river activities, childcare services, a spa and various lounges and decks for relaxing.

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Zulu Nyala Game Lodge Attractions at this luxury lodge include nocturnal game-viewing, a swimming pool and children’s bush activities, as well as the chance to view a wealth of animal and birdlife.

Rates: from R1 155 per person per night including breakfast; R330 per child aged 3–12 years; free for children aged 0–2 years. Contact: 035 562 0169, email reservations@zulunyala.com or visit zulunyala.com

Limpopo Makalali Private Game Lodge (pictured below) is a five-hour drive from Joburg and was voted by Tatler magazine as “the most innovatively designed hotel in the world”. Four exclusive camps each offer a swimming pool, open-air boma and an enclosed dining area. The mini-rangers programme caters for six- to 12-year-olds.

Rates: R1 575 (single), R1 050 (second person sharing), children 2–12 years, R635 per night. Valid for South African residents only. Contact: 011 676 3123 or visit makalali.co.za

Northern Cape Daberas Adventures – Augrabies Wildlife Resort Though the rocky terrain of a Northern Cape getaway is not for everyone, it will satisfy any adventurous soul. Once you’re there, take the family 4x4 cruising through breathtaking scenery.

Rates: guesthouse: from R120 per person sharing per night (excluding breakfast), children under 12 from R60. Enquire about camping costs. Contact: Hannecke or Kobus 083 384 7188, 083 304 2682 or 083 656 4498

North West Province Jaci’s Lodges Set in 75 000 hectares of Big Five territory in the malaria-free Madikwe Game Reserve, Jaci’s Lodges offer upmarket accommodation. Unique family safaris cater for families with children age 5–12. Jungle drives are geared for children under 4 and parents are also welcome.

Rates: from R1 895 per person sharing; children 2–12 years R699. Includes all meals.

Single parents pay a sharing rate. (Quote Child Magazine when booking). Contact: 083 700 2071, 083 447 7929, email jaci@ madikwe.co.za or visit madikwe.com Maropeng Hotel Less than an hour’s drive from Joburg in The Cradle of Humankind is an escape with breathtaking mountain views and loads to explore.

Rates: from R980 per adult sharing (includes breakfast). One child sharing with parents stays free of charge but pay for breakfast. (R10–R60, depending on age). Two or more children need an extra room, rates on application. Contact: 014 577 9100, email info@maropeng.co.za or visit maropeng.co.za

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Valley Lodge Set on the banks of the Magalies River, the lodge is surrounded by a nature reserve on extensive grounds.

Enjoy walking trails, bird watching, flyfishing or a treat in the wellness centre.

Rates: from R860 per person sharing.

Children 1–5 years R300; children 5–10 years R350; children 10–14 years R400.

Includes breakfast. Contact: 0800 120 777, email info@valleylodge.co.za or visit valleylodge.co.za

Western Cape 45 Marine Drive These seaside selfcatering apartments in Hermanus offer panoramic views of the ocean. A variety of beaches – where families can play, snorkel and surf – make it a firm favourite.

Rates: from R740 per two-bedroom apartment per night. Contact: 028 312 3610 or visit hermanusesplanade.com Amathunzi Private Nature Reserve Explore the reserve on foot during the day or take in an evening game drive – and relax.

Rates: from R850 per cottage per night (self-catering and one-bedroom cottage).

Contact: Louise 074 199 4487 or Kate 079 913 6111, 023 348 5686, email mail@ amathunzi.co.za or visit amathunzi.co.za Aquila Private Game Reserve (pictured below) is less than two hours from Cape Town. Here you can enjoy quad biking, game drives or horse riding safaris (minimum age 16 for horse riding safaris).

Rates: from R2 110 per person per night.

Contact: 021 431 8400, email res@ aquilasafari.com or visit aquilasafari.com

Arabella Western Cape Hotel and Spa This luxury hotel, voted Leading Family Resort in 2008, in the Kogelberg Biosphere offers whale watching, golfing, quad biking and mountain biking, among other activities.

Rates: depends on season. Contact: 028 284 0000, email reservations@ arabellawesterncapehotel.co.za or visit westerncapehotelandspa.co.za Arolela Guest Farm Parents get to relax while Arolela entertains children with animal feeding and other activities.

Rates: from R250 for person per night; children 2–12 years pay R150; infants stay for R50. Contact: 028 284 9855 or 082 387 2416, email info@arolela.co.za or visit arolela.co.za Bushmans Kloof Wilderness Reserve and Wellness Retreat Experience a sunset nature drive and take the family on an early-morning rock-art excursion.

Rates: from R1 750 per person sharing per night, discounted rates for children. Contact: 021 481 1860, email info@bushmanskloof. co.za or visit bushmanskloof.co.za Buttonquail Nature Reserve Tented Camp (pictured top page 33) Situated 75km from Cape Town, bordering the Kogelberg Biosphere, this reserve has a river that’s perfect for fly-fishing and swimming. joburg’s

Rates: R950 per couple per night sharing; R300 per extra person sharing. Children under 10 years R100, children 10–16 years R200. Contact: 082 449 3005, email jlg@yebo.co.za or visit buttonquail.co.za

Cape Royale Luxury Hotel This five-star gem in Greenpoint treats children like royalty and offers all the trimmings of a luxury hotel.

Rates: from R2 270 per room per night.

Children under 16 years free. Contact: 021 430 0500, email reservations@ caperoyale.co.za or visit caperoyale.co.za Club Mykonos Samos (pictured below) Feast on great food and wine at the resort’s restaurant and look out onto the yachts of the private harbour.

Rates: from R500 per unit per night.

Contact: Richard or Val 083 235 3316 or visit capestay.co.za/samos

Eight Bells Mountain Inn (pictured below) Situated on the Garden Route, this cosy retreat offers an array of activities.

Rates: from R420 per person per night; children 9–12 years R180; children 2–8 years R100. Includes full English breakfast.

Contact: 044 631 0000, reservations@ eightbells.co.za or visit eightbells.co.za

Frog Mountain Getaway Farm Children get to test-drive the kayak and foefie slide while parents relax and fish in the Buffeljags River just outside Swellendam.

Rates: from R600 per rondawel per night. Contact: 028 512 3732, email info@frogmountain.co.za or visit frogmountain.co.za Fynbos Mountain Retreat Only an hour from Cape Town, it offers swimming and walks in the gardens, vineyards and nature reserve. The Victorian farmhouse and cottages serve delicious food and wine.

Rates: from R220 per person per night; children pay discounted rates. Contact: 022 487 1153, email info@fynbosestate.co.za or visit fynbosestate.co.za Garden Route Game Lodge This lodge is close to Albertinia, a three-and-a-halfhour drive from Cape Town. Home to the Big Five, the lodge offers children’s game drives and guided bush and insect walks. joburg’s

Rates: from R965 per person sharing.

Overnight rates include breakfast and dinner, including one morning and one evening game drive. Contact: 028 735 1200, email reservations@grgamelodge.co.za or visit grgamelodge.co.za Grand Daddy (pictured below) This luxury hotel in Cape Town’s Long Street – with its rooftop trailer park – mixes off-the-wall décor with the comfort of a family getaway.

Rates: from R1 200 per room per night.

Contact: 021 424 7247, email info@ granddaddy.co.za or visit granddaddy.co.za

L’Olivier Wine & Olive Estate An elegant, Georgian villa in Stellenbosch is a haven of tranquillity and offers interesting vineyard and olive tours.

Rates: cottage from R650 per night per person or per couple sharing. Contact: 021 881 3218, email info@lolivierestate.com or visit lolivierestate.com Mount Nelson Hotel From high tea to a luxurious spa, this iconic, five-star hotel mixes old-world romance with modern luxury. Complimentary bed-time milk and cookies for children.

Rates: from R6 140 per room per night. Contact: 021 483 1000, email reservations@mountnelson.co.za or visit mountnelson.co.za One&Only Located at the V&A Waterfront, this luxury hotel offers a 24-hour butler service and Gordon Ramsay’s famed eatery Maze. The Kids Only programme includes jewellery making and ostrich-egg painting.

Rates: from R4 290 per room per night. Contact: 021 431 5800, email reservations@oneandonlycapetown.com or visit oneandonlycapetown.com Rietvlei Holiday Farm near Montagu offers charming self-catering cottages. There’s a sandpit for toddlers, and children can feed the farm animals or enjoy a tractor trip.

Rates: from R190 per adult; children 3–18 years R70. Contact: 023 614 3071, email holiday@rietvlei.co.za or visit rietvlei.co.za.

Round the Bend Lodge Take the family to a place on the banks of the Breede River in Swellendam. Activities include river rafting and abseiling plus there is a climbing wall and foefie slide. Rates: R845 per person per night; R745 per child 12–18 years per night; R645 per child under 12 years per night. Price includes accommodation, meals and activities.

Contact Felix Unite: 021 702 9400 or visit felixunite.com Sanbona Wildlife Reserve Home to white lions and big game, Gondwana Family Lodge also offers an array of indoor and outdoor activities for children as part of its Kids On Safari programme.

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Somerset Gift Getaway Farm (pictured below) Situated 15km outside Swellendam, this farm offers fishing, canoeing, hiking, mountain-biking, and swimming in rock pools and waterfalls.

Rates: from R700 per cottage per night. Contact: 082 726 8029, email somersetgift@polka.co.za or visit somersetgift.co.za

Southern Right Hotel This seaside hotel in Glencairn is a hotspot for in-season whale-watching from the deck of the hotel’s restaurant.

Rates: from R360 per person sharing per night. Contact: 021 782 0315, email info@southernright.info or visit southernrighthotel.com South Hill Situated in the Elgin Valley, the Guesthouse and Pumphouse suite is an en-suite luxury villa that offers fully catered or self-catering options.

Rates: Villa (self catering) from R3 750 per night; by room from R400 per person (includes breakfast). Contact: 021 844 0033,

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email info@southhill.co.za or visit southhill.co.za The Moorings Premier Hotel Knysna Get treated like royalty in this pristine setting. Activities include safe swimming in the nearby rivers and lagoons.

Rates: from R435 per person (includes breakfast). Children under 6 stay free; children 6–12 years free but pay R60 for breakfast. Contact: 086 111 5555 or visit themoorings.co.za The Post House Greyton Country Hotel and Guesthouse Frozen in time, this country-style hotel has a cosy pub.

Rates: from R495 per person sharing (bed and breakfast). Contact: 087 808 1513, email reservations@theposthouse.co.za or visit posthouse.co.za The Spier Hotel This stylish hotel allows children to experience the wonders of outdoor life. Parents can enjoy wine tasting or spa treatments.

Rates: from R1 620 per room per night.

Contact: 021 809 1100, email info@ spier.co.za or visit spier.co.za The Twelve Apostles Hotel and Spa This luxury five-star boutique hotel welcomes children and pets.

Rates: from R5 325 per room per night.

Children under 12 stay free when sharing with two adults. Includes breakfast. Contact: 021 437 9000, email bookta@12apostles. co.za or visit 12apostleshotel.com *Please note: rates correct at time of going to print.

pet-friendly places Franshoek Mountain Lodge and Polo School Resting in a secluded valley in the heart of the cherry-growing district in the Eastern Free State.

Rates: from R395 per person sharing (includes breakfast). Children 2–12 years pay half price. Contact: 051 933 2828 or visit franshoek.co.za Kurisa Moya Nature Lodge (Limpopo) is central to the tourist area of Magoebaskloof. It offers enjoy several hiking trails, 4x4 drives, abseiling, mountain biking, fly-fishing or pampering massages.

Rates: from R560 per person per night (self-catering). Children 2–12 years R275–R400. Contact: 015 276 1131, email info@krm.co.za or visit krm.co.za

Lydenrust Guest Farm and Horse Trails (Mpumalanga) Situated in the Kwena Basin, near Lydenburg, this getaway offers magnificent views of the Steenkamps Mountains.

Rates: from R900 per cottage per night (self catering). Contact: 071 244 7631 or visit lydenrust.co.za Maluti Mountain Lodge (Free State) is set in the Maluti Mountains.

Rates: from R350 per person sharing (includes breakfast). Children pay half price. Contact: 058 256 1422/3 or visit malutimountainlodge.co.za Otter’s Haunt (Gauteng) is a secluded getaway on the Vaal River.

Rates: from R220 per person sharing.

Children 3–12 years pay half. Contact: 082 475 8767 or visit otters.co.za

going away – what about Fido and Fluffy?

When choosing a kennel or cattery

exercise runs for dogs • reputable pet

make sure that:

food is served • ample fresh water is

• there are experienced pet-loving

available at all times.

people living on the premises • kennels

Note: before you drop off your cat or

are clean and hygienic, with at least

dog they’ll need to have been vaccinat-

1.8m high fences • cattery structures

ed against (within the last 12 months)

are secure and cater for individual cat

5-in-1, rabies and kennel cough (dogs) or

families • there are safe and secure

3-in-1, rabies and kennel cough (cats).

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books

a good read for toddlers read & play

for preschoolers

Driving Down to Grandma’s

By Ian Whybrow (Macmillan Children’s Books, R90) Join in the fun as three little bears set off on a chaotic car journey with their mom to Grandma’s house. With lots of vehicle noises to mimic, and a bee to spot on every spread, this book is sure to entertain little ones. There are plenty of glugs, honks, brums and neenors to get them to join in the tale. Ed Eaves’ vibrant and endearing illustrations will keep toddlers interested.

Dogs

By Emily Gravett (Macmillan Children’s Books, R185) Emily Gravett celebrates a child’s best friend in this delightful book with a clever twist. Big ones, small ones, stripy ones, spotty ones… with so many different types of dogs, how is it possible to choose one you love the most? Children aged two to five will love the playful pencil and watercolour illustrations (and so will adults).

I Wonder Why: Farm Animals

By Karen Wallace and Nicki Palin

My Brilliant Book

By Michael Broad

(Macmillan Children’s Books, R138) In this charming book, gentle cows are milked, clucking hens lay eggs, and woolly sheep are herded by sheepdogs. Children can uncover the answers to questions about these familiar creatures, and look out for unexpected scene changes as they flip the flaps. The I Wonder Why series helps children develop language and literacy skills, encourages interaction and improves their knowledge and understanding of the world.

The book comes with a handy and easy-touse back index.

(Simon and Schuster, R95) The story is told through the eyes of Sam, who made this book all by himself. It has all sorts of “brilliant stuff” in it, like hairy monsters, giant bugs, dinosaurs, aliens, a flying train and more. Sam was tired of all the old books under his bed; some too young for him, some too old and others he had read “a squillion” times. The only solution was for him to create his own book. Children are encouraged to explore their own creativity, which is why there’s a surprise empty book tucked in at the end.

for preteens and teens r cleve d rea

parenting books

Train your Brain to be a Genius

By John Woodward

(Penguin Group, R200) Put your grey matter to the brain-training test and see how you measure up to some of the greatest thinkers in history. Test yourself with a series of mind-expanding puzzles, games and optical illusions that will fine tune your brainy bits. You can explore the incredible potential of your mind – from creativity, problem solving to personality – and you can explore how your brain shapes you. The book is loaded with graphs, illustrations, photographs, fun facts and information on some of the great thinkers such as Albert Einstein, Charles Darwin and Leonardo da Vinci.

Baby Sense

By Megan Faure and Ann Richardson (Metz Press, R140) For the past seven years Baby Sense has remained the bestselling babycare book in South Africa. It has been translated into several languages and won the prestigious IK Practical Pre-school Awards Gold twice. The book focuses on why babies are different, how parents can help their babies maintain the calm alert state, and details the relationships between tiredness, crying and breastfeeding.

Included is an expanded section on earlyinfant crying and colic, with step-by-step responses to colic. The section on postnatal depression has been updated and refined based on current thought. The concept of parental distress is also introduced.

audio books

These CDs are a delight for parents, grandparents and children alike.

Sparky’s Magic Piano, Tubby The Tuba and other children’s favourites Compiled by Peter Dempsey (Naxos Audio Books, R214,95) Since the beginning of the recording era, an unforgettable list of classic children’s stories have hit the airwaves. On the double CD compiled by Peter Dempsey, many of the finest songs are performed by stars from the past: Danny Kaye presents “Tubby the Tuba” and others; Spike Jones sings “Old Macdonald had a Farm” and Paul Robeson sings “Little Man”, “You’ve Had a Busy Day” and many more.

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The Secret Seven – Fun for the Secret Seven by Enid Blyton Read by Sarah Greene (BBC Audio Books, R209,95) Enid Blyton’s The Secret Seven needs no introduction.

On this double CD, the Seven step in to aid an old man, Tolly, and his sick horse Brownie, in a thrilling mystery.

The Seven are desperate to help the pair, who has been badly treated by farmer Dinneford. But where can they hide an old man and his horse? These two audio books are available from all leading book stores as well as The Listeners’ Library.

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1 monday Lifestyle Garden Design Show 2010 The 14th Garden Show has become a highlight on the gardener’s calendar. Take in new garden trends, get innovative ideas and see new garden products and accessories. CHOC (Childhood Cancer Foundation SA) and Lifestyle Home Garden partner to raise funds from the sale of the Garden Show Portfolio. Ends 6 April.

Time: 8am–5pm. Venue: Lifestyle Garden Centre, cnr Beyers Naudé Dr and Ysterhout Ave, Randpark Ridge. Cost: free entry to the garden centre. Garden Show Portfolio R20. Contact: 011 486 1212, volunteer@ choc.org.za, arlene.zlotnick@choc.org.za or visit lifestyle.co.za or choc.org.za

2 tuesday Creative cards and cupcakes Mom can enjoy tea and cake in the tranquil leafy

2 March – Creative cards and cupcakes

garden while the little ones get creative making birthday cards, painting pick-up trucks or flower photo frames. As always, there are yummy cupcakes waiting to be decorated and iced. Ends 7 March. Time: Tuesday–Friday, 8am–4:30pm; Saturday, 8:30am–4pm. Venue: Serendipity, 48 Keyes Ave, Rosebank. Cost: free entry. For more info: 011 447 7386, 078 804 4868 or serendipityplay@gmail.com

3 wednesday Self-esteem workshop for parents Self-esteem is best described as belief in oneself. This workshop teaches parents a variety of skills to help their children become aware of their strengths so that they can put them into action. The course also explores the kinds of praise that build a positive and realistic self-image. Course notes included. Also 17 March. Time:

9:30am–11:30am. Venue: Jabula Recreation Centre, Sandringham. Cost: R240 (can be claimed from most medical aids). Contact Wendy: 011 454 1709 or 082 292 7999

4 thursday Real Joburg Theatre Comedy Festival Well known funny-man Chris Forest will be joined by Capetonians Marc Lottering and Nik Rabinowitz in their efforts to get Joburg laughing. Time: 8pm. Venue: The Mandela at Joburg Theatre, Loveday St, Braamfontein. Cost: R130–R161. Book through Computicket: 083 915 8000 or visit computicket.com Hobby-X From making chocolate, beading, books and gardening to power tools, electronic games and photography, you’re sure to find something that tickles the hobbyist’s fancy. Try your hand at new projects in the “make and take zone”

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what’s on in march

For a free listing, fax your event to 011 234 4971 or email it to joburg@childmag.co.za. Information must be received by 4 March for the April issue and must include all relevant details. No guarantee can be given that it will be published.

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Sticker- and card-swap party with RNA

Does your child need to complete their sticker or trading card collection? Take them through to a mall near you to swap their extras.

Ends 7 March. Brands catered for include Ben10, Disney Playhouse, Harry Potter, Africa Cup, Pretty Princess, UEFA and Match Attax.

Time: 9am–6pm. Venue: varies, call to enquire. Cost: free. Contact: 086 100 7827 or promotions@ rnad.co.za

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or learn new and interesting techniques at the “theatres of activity”. Please note that 4 March is strictly a trade day. Ends 7 March. Time: Thursday–Friday, 10am–6pm; Saturday–Sunday, 9am–6pm. Venue: CocaCola Dome, Northgate. Cost: tbc. For more info: visit hobby-x.co.za

5 friday CANSA Shavathon Go bald or go bold with a bright spray painted hairdo. Join in the fight against cancer by supporting the work of CANSA (Cancer Association of South Africa). For more info: visit shavathon.org.za Real Joburg Theatre Comedy Festival Barry Hilton’s new-found passion for fishing inspired the show’s name, Fresh Catch, and he’s sure to reel you in with his usual quick-witted humour. Time: 8pm. Venue: The Mandela at Joburg Theatre, Loveday St, Braamfontein. Cost: R130–R161. Book through Computicket: 083 915 8000 or visit computicket.com Disney’s Alice in Wonderland One can only imagine how uniquely this beloved story will be retold with Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter. Alice returns to a world of whimsical magic with characters like White Rabbit, Tweedledee and Tweedledum and, of course, the Cheshire Cat. Venue: at various cinemas The Learning Point Education and Career Exhibition An opportunity for

parents to evaluate several different schools to make an informed choice regarding your child’s place of education.

State and independent schools are exhibiting. Ends 7 March. Time: Friday, 9am–9pm; Saturday, 9am–6pm; Sunday, 9am–2pm. Venue: Clearwater Mall, Strubens Valley. Cost: free. Contact: 083 552 8778, dkevents@mweb.co.za or visit thelearningpoint.co.za

6 saturday David Kau – I should’ve done these jokes first Well-known comedian David Kau returns to the stage after hosting his successful Blacks Only comedy shows.

His humour is infectious and is sure to get you laughing. Time: 8:30pm. Venue: The Mandela at Joburg Theatre, Loveday St, Braamfontein. Cost: R130–R161. Book through Computicket: 083 915 8000 or visit computicket.com Dainfern College open day Time: 9am–noon. Venue: Dainfern College, Broadacres Dr, Dainfern. Cost: free entry. Contact Deidre: 011 469 0635, dproxenos@dainferncollege.co.za or visit dainferncollege.co.za Sacred Heart College open day Time: 10am–2pm. Venue: Sacred Heart College, 15 Eckstein Rd, Observatory.

Cost: free entry. For more info: 011 648 1030

St Benedicts open day Time: 9am– noon. Venue: St Benedicts, Harcus Rd, Bedfordview. Cost: free entry. For more info: 011 455 1906, kelly@stbenedicts.co.za or visit stbenedicts.co.za Killarney Mall Mzansi Market Get your serving of South African spirit with all things local and lekker; from Mopani worms to the original Makarapa, a hard hat that’s become an embellished icon at most South African soccer games. Enjoy this kaleidoscope of culture, crafts and cuisine.

Time: 9am–2pm every Saturday. Venue: Killarney Mall. Cost: free entry. Contact Mahlatse: 011 646 4657 or kmmarketing@ cityprop.co.za Left-Handed Learning educators’ workshop Do you know how to teach left-handed children fine motor skills?

Educators can spend a morning at this interactive and informative workshop, which explains the differences in learning for lefthanded children as well as how to teach cutting, drawing and handwriting skills.

Time: registration from 9:30am. Workshop 10am–noon. Venue: Pebbles Nursery School, Cornerstone Church, Benard Rd (off Batten Rd), Morninghill, Bedfordview. Cost: R220 includes refreshment and workshop material.

Booking essential. Contact: 083 243 2818 or programmes@lefthandlearning.co.za Left-Handed Learning parents’ workshop Are you a parent of a left-

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8 monday March Health Awareness Days 11 March – World Kidney Day The fifth World Kidney Day focuses on diabetes, the most common cause of kidney failure. Kidneys play a vital role in keeping us alive and well, and World Kidney Day spreads the word that kidney disease is common, harmful and treatable.

Kidney diseases are silent killers, which will largely affect your quality of life. There are however several easy ways to reduce the risk of developing kidney disease. Follow these seven golden rules: 1. Keep fit and active 2. Eat healthily and keep your weight in check 3. Keep regular control of blood sugar level 4. Monitor blood pressure 5. Do not smoke 6. Do not take over-the-counter pills on a regular basis 7. C heck your kidney function if you have one or more of these high risk factors.

21 March – World Down Syndrome Day The 21st day of the third month was chosen as World Down Syndrome Day to signify the uniqueness of Down Syndrome, which is caused by the triplication of the 21st chromosome. The day serves to create an awareness and understanding of Down Syndrome and to “mobilise support and recognition of the dignity, rights and wellbeing of persons with Down Syndrome”. Visit worlddownsyndromeday.org 24 March – World TB Day 2010 marks the halfway point for the Global Plan to Stop TB. Visit stoptb.org

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20 March – World Head Injury Awareness Day The three most common causes of a head injury are motor vehicle, bicycle, or vehicle-pedestrian accidents. Falls and violence also play a large part in causing head injuries. Learn more about World Head Injury Awareness Day by visiting kznhealth.gov.za/ headinjury.htm

handed child? Do you know about their different experiences in the classroom and at home? This workshop explains the differences in learning for lefthanded children as well as how to help them at home, school and play. Time: registration from 1:30pm. Workshop 2pm– 4pm. Also 13 March 10am– noon. Venue: Pebbles Nursery School, Cornerstone Church, Benard Rd (off Batten Rd), Morninghill, Bedfordview.

Cost: R220 includes refreshment and workshop material. Booking essential.

Contact: 083 243 2818 or programmes@ lefthandlearning.co.za

7 sunday Morning hotel course for children Parents can relax and indulge in Sunday brunch in the gardens of the Hyatt Hotel while the on-site management and staff teach budding hotel magnates what goes on behind the scenes. The “My Suite Hyatt” programme includes bed making, table setting, flower arranging and even pizza, smoothie and cookie making. First Sunday every month. Time: 11am–12:30pm.

Venue: Hyatt Regency Johannesburg, 191 Oxford Rd, Rosebank. Cost: adults R225, children R150. Booking essential. Contact: 011 280 1234 or johannesburg.regency@ hyatt.com

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International Women’s Day Think globally and act locally. Do your bit to ensure that the future for your girls is bright, equal, safe and rewarding. Make every day Women’s Day and give your children a future we can be proud of.

The Jungle Book Based on Rudyard Kipling’s famous book, the play follows the story of Mowgli the man-cub who grows up in the forest among the animals.

Mowgli’s life is threatened by Shere Khan, the tiger who hates humankind. The only way that Mowgli can survive is by outwitting the tiger, who is faster and stronger than he is. Baloo and Bagheera become Mowgli’s protectors against the jungle dangers. Ends 30 April. Time: call to confirm times as they differ for school and private performances. Venue: The Peoples Theatre, Joburg Theatre, Loveday and Hoofd St, Braamfontein, Johannesburg.

Cost: R89. Book through Computicket: 083 915 8000 or visit computicket.com

A walk at the Wilds Put on your walking shoes, bring the children and even the dogs (as long as they’re on leads) and enjoy a stroll through Joburg’s “secret garden”.

Time: 7am. Venue: park and meet at St John’s College, St Patrick’s Rd, Houghton.

Also 14 and 28 March. Cost: free entry.

Contact TJ: 082 554 9972, wildswalk@ artslink.co.za or visit wildswalk.co.za Henley Regatta Raft Race If you’ve built it and it floats, then it’s welcome at this popular annual event. The regatta has even seen a group of brave “sailors” float a bakkie down the river. Food stalls and art and craft stalls are available. Time: registration 7am, start 8am. Venue: Fraser Park, Heam Rd, Henley on Klip. Cost: R100 per raft. Contact: info@henleyhighregatta. co.za or visit henleyhighregatta.co.za Bat Cave abseiling adventure Feel just like Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Lost Ark as you dangle like a spider on the end of a rope. Enter through the roof of a wild cavern into a magical and mysterious underground world. Minimum age 8. Also 14, 21 and 28 March. Time: 11:30am.

Venue: Cradle of Humankind (a map is provided when booking). Cost: adults R220, children R180. Booking essential.

Contact Sandy or Neil: 011 956 6197, 082 486 2464, info@wildcaves.co.za or visit wildcaves.co.za

Shaolin Monks – Wheel of Life tour From the Shaolin temple in China’s Henan province, the fabled Shaolin monks returns to South Africa to demonstrate their authentic martial arts expertise. The Shaolin monks are the masters of Kung Fu and Wheel of Life showcases their physical endurance. It is the only show to feature ordained soldier monks of the Shaolin Temple. Ends 14 March.

Time: 2pm, 6pm and 8pm. Venue: Teatro at Montecasino, Fourways. Cost: R150–R300.

Book through Computicket: 083 915 8000 or visit computicket.com Children’s crafts This week’s fun activities at Serendipity involve your child painting their own T-shirt, making cool helicopters or watches and, as always, decorating and icing delicious cupcakes. These activities run until 14 March. Time: Tuesday–Friday, 8am–4:30pm; Saturday, 8:30am–4pm.

Venue: Serendipity, 48 Keyes Ave, Rosebank.

Cost: free entry. Contact: 011 447 7386 or serendipityplay@gmail.com

10 wednesday Somebody to love is a dance spectacular played out to the music of Queen.

12 March – Swan Lake

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Acclaimed choreographers Debbie Rakusin (African Footprint) and Timothy le Roux have put together an elegant and sophisticated evening of musical entertainment featuring the dancers of Mzansi Productions. Ends 21 March. Time: 3pm, 5pm and 8pm.

Venue: Main Theatre at Montecasino, Fourways. Cost: R100–R200. Book through Computicket: 083 915 8000 or visit computicket.com A play date at The Party Place Moms, gather the girls together for a cuppa while the little ones play in a safe outdoor environment. The Party Place is open every Wednesday for you to enjoy a relaxing midweek time-out with your friends.

Time: 2pm–5pm. Venue: 784 Naivasha Rd, Sunninghill. Cost: R20 entry includes tea/coffee and cake for moms and a goodie bag with crisps and cool drink for children.

Contact Bronwen: 072 059 9478 or info@partycrew.co.za

11 thursday Fusion Flamenco rhythmically transports you to the streets of Spain with the click of a castanet, the whirl of a skirt and the soulful sounds of the guitar. Ends 14 March. Time: 3pm and 8pm. Venue: The Fringe at Joburg Theatre, Sandton.

Cost: R150. Book through Computicket: 083 915 8000 or visit computicket.com

12 friday Kelly Clarkson The original American Idol’s winner brings her All I Ever Wanted tour to South Africa. Eight years later and Kelly’s still going onwards and upwards.

Audiences can expect to hear the artist’s latest hits from the tour’s namesake album, along with her signature pop anthems.

Time: 8pm. Venue: The Coca-Cola Dome, Northgate. Cost: R246–R399. Book through Computicket: 083 915 8000 or visit computicket.com Swan Lake The South African Ballet Theatre brings you the world’s most well-known and best-loved ballet, Tchaikovsky’s Swan Lake. This performance is presented in the tradition of the grand Russian classic and tells the tale of a princess held captive as a swan by the spell of an evil magician, a spell that can only be broken if a prince swears true love to her. Ends 4 April. Time: 3pm and 8pm. Venue: The Mandela at Joburg Theatre, Loveday St, Braamfontein. Cost: joburg’s

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Venue: Hyde Park Shopping Centre, cnr Jan Smuts and 6th Rd. Contact Fahad: 011 325 4674 or visit jacadi.fr

R50–R270. Contact Edgar: 011 877 6898, visit saballettheatre.co.za or book through Computicket: computicket.com Irish fun and festivities with Blarney, harps and shamrocks. If you can’t head to Ireland to kiss the Blarney stone then don’t despair, there are plenty of festivities right here in Joburg. Ends 17 February.

Time: varies daily. Venue: Montecasino, Fourways. Cost: free entry. For more info: montecasino.co.za

13 saturday Kidz Rock! Musical performance A tribute to the teens that rock. The teen scene has been dominating the music world lately with wholesome, lively and vibrant young stars such as Miley Cyrus and the Hannah Montana phenomenon, which is taking the world by storm. This fun show features music from The Jonas Brothers, High School Musical and Hilary Duff’s Lizzy McGuire and Hannah Montana, to name a few. Also joburg’s

27, 29 and 30 March. Time: 11am. Venue: Barnyard Theatre, Cresta Centre. Cost: R45. Book through Barnyard Theatres: 011 467 6983 or visit barnyardtheatres.co.za Craighall River Market Enjoy a wide variety of art, craft and organic produce, delicious deli and homebaked goodies or breakfast in the leafy tea garden. There are also pony rides for children. Time: 8:30am– 1pm. Venue: Colourful Splendour Nursery, Marlborough Dr, Craighall Park. Cost: free entry. Contact Roy: 011 465 3413 Fun frog walk for the whole family The word amphibian is derived from the Greek for “double life”. Frogs literally live two lives; they begin their life in water as eggs and then tadpoles and when they have fully developed, they live on land.

Scientists believe that there are more than

4 000 different kinds of amphibians on Earth. If you want to know more interesting facts about frogs, then put on your walking shoes and head along for a fun day out.

Venue: Walter Sisulu Botanical Gardens, Malcolm Rd, Poortview, Roodepoort. Time and cost to be confirmed on booking.

Contact Karen: 071 118 0277, botsoc@ sisulugarden.co.za or visit sanbi.org Creepy Crawly Spider and Scorpion walk A scorpion expert takes you on a walk through the reserve, pointing out some scary creatures such as spiders and scorpions. Learn lots of new information about the critters. Time: 6pm. Venue: Kloofendal Nature Reserve, Galena Ave, Helderkruin. Cost: adults R40, children R20. Booking essential. Contact Karin: 011 674 2980

14 sunday Baby zebras at the zoo The stork has delivered a striped bundle to the Pretoria Zoo. The baby zebra, which was born in December, is now ready to meet lots of new friends. Time: tbc. Venue: National Zoological Gardens, Pretoria. Cost: adults R49, children R33. Contact Angeline: 012 328 3265, angelinec@nzg.ac.za, visit nzg.ac.za The Ballet of the White Stallion The South African Lipizzaners are the only performing Lipizzaners outside Vienna recognised by and affiliated to the Spanish Riding School. Watch these lovely horses performing and after the show you can meet the riders, feed carrots to the stallions, enjoy refreshments in the courtyard and browse through the secondhand book stall.

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There is a jumping castle for the children.

Time: 10:30am. Venue: Lipizzaner Centre, 1 Dahlia Rd, Kyalami. Cost: R105. For more info: visit lipizzaners.co.za Melville Koppies open day Enjoy a guided hike through the magnificent Melville Koppies. Hike up ridges, through incredible striated rock formations, through grasslands and into a cool wooded kloof.

The hike lasts approximately 90 minutes.

Time: 8:30am–11:30am. Venue: 3rd Ave (off Arundel Rd), Westdene. Contact Wendy: 011 482 4797, wildswalk@artslink.co.za or visit mk.org.za 14 March – Melville Koppies open day

and the launch of a new edition. Time: 9am–11am. Venue: Netcare Park Lane Hospital. Cost: R150 (includes a free copy of the new edition of Baby Sense). Contact Nolitha: 086 111 4891 or seminars@ babysense.co.za

Heidi Meet the adorable Heidi and her friends Clara and Peter in the stage performance of this well-known children’s story. Ends 17 April. Time: school terms, Monday–Friday, 9am and 10:30am. School holidays, Monday–Saturday, 10:30am and 2:30pm. Venue: National Children’s Theatre, 3 Junction Ave, Parktown. Cost: adults R70, children R60. Contact Sue: 011 484 1584, admin@jyt.co.za or visit jyt.co.za St Patrick’s Day Party Irish jigs, leprechauns and Guinness are top of mind when thinking of St Patrick’s Day. Tap your feet to the beat of the Irish Waldorf Band, Billy Forrest and more. Celebrate this fun occasion and support a worthy cause as all proceeds go to Animals in Distress. Time: 6:30pm for 7pm. Venue: Barnyard Theatre, Broadacres. Cost: R200 (includes a light finger supper). Booking essential. Contact Bev: 078 458 9143

16 tuesday Serendipity craft making and tea garden This week’s exciting lineup of fun crafts includes 3D puppet kits, unprinted puzzles for you to paint your very own pictures and, of course, icing and decorating yummy cookies and gingerbread men.

Moms are welcome too and they’ll love the scrumptious tea and cakes. These activities run until 21 March. Time: Tuesday–Friday, 8am–4:30pm; Saturday, 8:30am–4pm. Venue: Serendipity, 48 Keyes Ave, Rosebank. Cost: free entry.

Contact: 011 447 7386, 078 804 4868 or serendipityplay@gmail.com Baby Sense road show Baby Sense celebrates seven years of the Baby Sense book with more than 100 000 copies sold

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17 wednesday New feeding sessions at Rhino and Lion Nature Reserve Every Wednesday the public can see how the lions, cheetah and wild dogs are fed. Other activities to enjoy include snake and reptile displays, playing with cubs, an animal crèche and much more. Time: feeding 1pm. The park is open 8:30am–4pm. Venue: near Muldersdrift, see their site for a map. Cost: from R40–R140 depending on activity, group size and age.

For more info: visit rhinolion.co.za

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stores nationwide. Cost: R250 includes refreshment and snack. Booking essential.

For more info: visit easy-diy.co.za

Visit the indoor play centre at Piccino’s Play. Enjoy a cup of coffee while your children play on soft jungle gyms and play stations, gaining added gross motor skills, co-ordination, spatial awareness, as well as learning colours and social skills. Venue: Shop 3, Norwood Mall, Norwood. Cost: R40 per hour. Contact: 082 456 0778 or piccinosplay@mweb.co.za

18 19 friday Angelo’s Kitchen with pizza making facilities for children Parents can wind down at the end of a busy week, while the children play chef. Angelo’s also has a jumping castle. Bookings are advisable on weekends. Time: noon–10pm. Venue: Coachman’s Crossing Shopping Centre, Bryanston. Cost: free entry. Contact: 011 463 5800 The Learning Point Education and Career Exhibition An excellent opportunity for parents to evaluate several different schools to make an informed choice in selecting your child’s place of education. State and independent schools are exhibiting. Ends 21 March. Time: Friday–Saturday, 10am–6pm; Sunday, 9am– 4pm. Venue: Star Workplace Exhibition, Coca-Cola Dome, Northgate. Cost: R30.

Contact: 083 552 8778, dkevents@mweb. co.za or visit thelearningpoint.co.za

20 saturday DIY workshops for women This course is specially designed for ladies who need to get those home repairs done now. Learn basic electrical and plumbing skills as well as an introduction to power tools. Time: 9am–noon. Venue: Builders Warehouse

Puccini’s La Boheme An opera is not an opera unless there’s a tragic twist. La Boheme fits the bill – the opera’s main focus is on a passionate love affair between the poet Rodolfo, and Mimi, a seamstress who suffers from a life-threatening illness.

La Boheme is considered by many to be Puccini’s best work. Time: 8pm. Also 23, 25 and 27 March. Venue: State Theatre, 320 Pretorius Str, Pretoria. Cost: R98–R329. Book through Computicket: 083 915 8000 or visit computicket.com or contact the theatre: 012 392 4283 or visit statetheatre.co.za Easter Treats with Little Cooks Club A special Easter cooking class for children 7–15 years old. Enjoy making delicious chocolaty treats as well as some creative baking. Time: 9:30am–11:30am. Venue: Little Cook’s Club, Rivonia. Cost: tbc. Time: tbc. Venue: Little Cooks Club, Rivonia.

Cost: R170. Contact Christine: christine@ littlecooksclub.co.za Build a giant LEGO fireman To celebrate the launch of the new LEGO Fire City range, LEGO needs your help to build a giant fireman. Ends 21 March. Time: contact the store. Venue: Toys-R-Us, Heathway Centre, Beyers Naudé Dr, Northcliff. Cost: free entry. Contact: 011 478 3051 or visit toys-r-us.co.za Zoo fun walk A monthly fun walk through the lovely zoological gardens for the whole family to enjoy. Every participant is awarded a medal. Time: 6:15am for 6:30am. Venue: Pretoria Zoological Gardens, 232 Boom Str, Pretoria. Cost: adults R30, children R20.

Booking essential. Contact: 012 328 3265 or nzg@ac.za or visit zoo.ac.za

21 sunday Elton John in concert The legendary Sir Elton John returns with his hit solo tour Under African Skies. To date he has sold over 250 million records worldwide and had a multitude of hits including “Rocket Man”, “Goodbye Yellow Brick Road”, “Your Song”, “Don`t Let The Sun Go Down On M”’ and “Candle in the Wind”. Be serenaded by this charismatic singer in a summertime picnic-style concert. Time: 7:30pm. Venue: Emmarentia Botanical Gardens. Cost: R501.

Book through Computicket: 083 915 8000 or visit computicket.com

22 monday Disney’s “A Kind of Magic” is a brand new series about a rather ill-equipped family who seem to go from one blunder to the next. When a fairy and an ogre get married and “emigrate” to the real world things can only be curiously, amusingly, strangely weird and whacky. Time: 3:15pm. On the Disney Channel (303) on DStv Walter Sisulu Botanical Gardens Landscaped indigenous gardens, open veld areas and the Witpoortjie Waterfall are also home to a pair of breeding eagles.

Bring your own picnic lunch or eat at the Eagle’s Fare Restaurant. Time: 8am– 5pm. Venue: Malcolm Rd, Poortview, Roodepoort. Cost: adults R23, children R7 entry. For more info: visit sanbi.org Croc City Crocodile Farm An opportunity to see one of the world’s most awesome predators at close range. Enjoy refreshments in the tea garden and browse through the curio shop, which sells a variety of souvenirs as well as vacuum-packed crocodile meat.

Time: 9am–4:30pm. Venue: plot 59, R114, Old Pretoria Rd, Nietgedacht. Cost: adults R45, children R25. Contact Anton or Marietjie: 083 657 7561, info@croccity. co.za or visit: croccity.co.za

23 tuesday Creative craft making for boys and girls Yet another exciting week of fun crafts and activities. Children can paint their own chocolate Easter bunnies, make fairy chimes or wooden trains. Time: Tuesday–Friday, 8am–4:30pm; Saturday,

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Great Moscow Circus The circus is recognised as one of the world’s greatest entertainment attractions and is gracing South African shores to showcase the daring skills and talents of those top-notch performers. Ends 11 April.

Time: 2pm, 5pm and 8pm. Venue: Big Top Arena, Carnival City Casino.

Cost: R90–R260. Book through Computicket: 083 915 8000 or visit computicket.com

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8:30am–4pm. Venue: Serendipity, 48 Keyes Ave, Rosebank. Cost: free entry.

Contact: 011 447 7386, 078 804 4868 or serendipityplay@gmail.com Unforgettable – The Nat King Cole Story of the quietly spoken son of an Alabama preacher who became a worldwide singing sensation. This is the story of a singer’s unique voice that transcended race, culture and boundaries. Ends 29 May. Time: 3pm, 5pm and 8pm. Venue: The Fringe at the Joburg Theatre, Loveday St, Braamfontein. Cost: R125–R159. Book through Computicket: 083 915 8000 or visit computicket.com

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Earth Hour

Time: 8:30pm– 9:30pm. Earth Hour is a global initiative by the World Wide Fund for Nature (WWF) to encourage individuals, business and communities to take a stand against climate change. In 2009 South Africa saved about 400 megawatts during Earth Hour, which means that a total of 4.7 million 60-watt light bulbs were switched off. Take a stand and sign up at earthhour.org

24 wednesday Stomp This show ran for six years on the West End and now graces Joburg’s stage in a revamped, Las Vegas-style performance.

Zippo lighters, rubber tubes, bin lids, brooms and the kitchen sink all become musical instruments to the 12 talented performers. This show is fast, furious and filled with fun. Ends 11 April. Venue: Teatro at Montecasino, Fourways. Cost: R75–R295.

Book through Computicket: 083 915 8000 or visit computicket.com

25 thursday Hedgehog Lane provides endless fun for children. The fairground includes a ferris wheel, a merry-go-round and the miniature Hedgehog Express Train. Picnic baskets are welcome. Time: 9am–5pm. Venue: Garden Shop, 278 Main Rd, Bryanston. Cost: adults free, children R18. For more info: visit hedgehoglane.co.za

26 friday Joburg Art Fair focuses on art solely from Africa. The theme for 2010 is Art and Industry and encourages collaborations between them. Ends 28 March. Time: Friday–Saturday, 10am–7pm; Sunday, 10am–4pm. Venue: Sandton Convention Centre, Exhibition Hall 2. Cost: one-day pass R100, three-day pass R200. For more info: visit joburgartfair.co.za Garden World Supper Theatre Enjoy an evening of dinner and song with singer George Meiring. R5 of every ticket sold is donated to Child Welfare. Time: 7pm.

Venue: Garden World, 114 Beyers Naudé Dr, Muldersdrift. Cost: R125. Contact Corné or Magriet: 011 857 2545 or 083 997 6142 Lindt chocolate Easter treasure hunt A host of Easter chocolate fun for the whole

family. Treasure hunts, face painting and colouring-in competitions. Mom and dad can win a R1 000 shopping voucher just by buying a Lindt chocolate. Ends 5 April.

Time: Monday–Saturday, 10am–3pm; Sunday and public holidays, 10am–1pm.

Venue: Woodlands Boulevard Mall, Pretoria East. Contact Sarianne: 011 626 3426

27 saturday Autumn Harvest Faire Displays, talks and workshops on organic vegetable and herb gardening and preserving, an Easter programme for the children and a water feature expo are a few of the events you can expect at this annual fair. Ends 11 April. Time: Monday–Saturday, 8am–5pm; Sunday and public holidays, 8am–5:30pm.

Venue: Garden World, 114 Beyers Naudé Dr, Muldersdrift. Cost: free entry. For more info: visit gardenworld.co.za Little Cooks Club A special class for Granny and Grandpa to spend time cooking or baking with the grandchildren. For children aged 2–6 years. Time: morning class to be confirmed upon booking. Venue: Magaliessig. Cost: R150. Booking essential.

Contact Deborah: deborahg@littlecooksclub. co.za or visit littlecooksclub.co.za Rotary River Festival A day and night packed with entertainment for the whole family and featuring well-known artists such as The Parlotones and Jason Hartman.

Beer garden, several food stalls and lots of

children’s entertainment available. Time: 10am. Venue: Stonehaven on Vaal, next to Baddrift Bridge, Sylviavale AH, Vaal River.

Cost: adults R100, children R20. Contact: 016 982 2951, info@stonehaven.co.za or visit stonehaven.co.za Dore Centre open day Learn more about the drug-free methods available for the treatment of dyslexia, ADHD and other learning difficulties and differences such as dyspraxia. Time: 9am–1pm. Venue: Randburg. Address to be confirmed. Cost: free entry. Contact Kirsty: 083 263 4098 or email enquiries@dore.co.za

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28 sunday Marimba Mania picnic A spectacular display of marimba bands from 10 South African schools. Pack your picnic baskets and enjoy a day in the country with the rhythmic sound of African drums. Time: 1pm–4pm. Venue: Kloofendal Reserve, Galena Ave, Kloofendal. Cost: free entry.

Contact Karin: 011 674 2980 Maropeng buffet lunch Relax and unwind to the sounds of guitar and marimba over Sunday lunch. Time: noon–3pm. Venue: Tumulus Restaurant, Maropeng. Cost: adults R125; separate children’s menu. For more info: visit maropeng.co.za

29 monday Story-time at the library Teach your children an appreciation and love for reading. Story-time will get their creative juices and imagination flowing. Time: children under 3 years, 10am; children over 3 years, 3:30pm–4:30pm. Venue: Parkview Library, 51 Athlone Ave, Parkview.

Cost: free entry. Contact: 011 646 3375

29 March – Story-time at the library

30 tuesday Ride Joburg’s skies in the Absa Balloon Tethered near the bird park at Montecasino.

In operation since November 2005, the balloon has carried more than 7 000 people in the skies above Joburg’s northern suburbs. Time: daily (weather permitting).

Venue: Montecasino, Fourways. Cost: adults R70, children 2–10 years R45. For more info: visit montecasino.co.za

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Ends 11 April. Time: Monday–Thursday, 10am–8pm; Friday–Sunday, 9am–8pm.

Venue: Nasrec Rd, Johannesburg. Cost: adults R70, children R25. For more info: visit randshow.co.za joburg’s

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last laugh

things your children know that you don’t SAM WILSON discovers a couple of phases parenting

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here’s so much written about parenting little people aged six and under, and so much less written about from primary school up, which is why I find this stage of parenting chockers with fun surprises.

Fun, I tell you... this age is so much better than the nappy stage. Like the sense of humour thing. I didn’t expect my children to be so funny from so young. I am not sure why, but I didn’t expect them to be entertaining company until they were at least 18. Just the other day Benjamin popped his head around the lounge door and commented dryly, “Hey Mom! I am thirsty, but I need to pee. Isn’t that ironic?”

I thought that was so funny, I found I needed to wee too.

But one of the best bits about parenting primary schoolers is that – seemingly all of

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a sudden – they have all these skills you don’t have.

Josef, for example, has mastered the recorder and has now moved on to the clarinet. As someone whose entire musical education consisted of four months with her thumbs in castanets during Spanish dancing class, I am too, too impressed.

“So all those squiggly dots and lines actually make sense to you?” I’ll ask him, my voice awash with wonder, as he dexterously puts all the bits of his clarinet together.

“Ah, yes Mom,” he’ll say with an oddly knowing and excitedly condescending smile.

“It’s what we, in the Land of Instruments, call ‘Music’.” See? Funny, I tell you.

I feel the same about Benjamin’s manners. As someone who interrupts constantly, hardly ever remembers names or faces and swears like a sailor, having a charming, “well brought up” son has come as a giant surprise.

“Pleased to meet you,” Benjamin will say upon meeting anyone new, straightening

his back, extending a hand for a firm shake and making very pleasing eye contact.

“Are you well? I myself am fine, thanks.

Have you met my mother, Sam?” Cue embarrassed eight-year-old giggle from me.

Then of course, they are slap bang in the Earnest Facts stage. Even the shortest walk around the park becomes a showcase for “things we can’t believe Mom didn’t know”.

“Aah, isn’t the air lovely and fresh!” I said recently, as we strode along under the trees. “Just breathe in all that lovely oxygen!” To which Joe and Benj exchanged a raised eyebrow.

“Actually, Mom, the atmosphere is almost 80% nitrogen. Only about 20% of it is oxygen,” says Joe, in that singsong, I-learnt-this-in-class voice.

“Really? I replied. “I actually think you are wrong there, honey. Isn’t there a lot of carbon dioxide in the air? It’s what we breathe out, isn’t it?”

The boys both stopped walking, as if it had become clear to them that their mother can’t walk and think at the same time.

“No,” said Joey, very patiently. “Carbon dioxide is a greenhouse gas and makes up less than 1% of the earth’s atmosphere.

Currently, it’s higher than at any other time in history and has led to something called global warming, which is a really big deal for our generation.”

Benj then reached over to grab my hand comfortingly. “It’s okay Mom. We can Google it when we get home so you can learn more about it.”

Yip. That’s something they don’t write about in parenting manuals. The kindly condescension phase, and how it makes your maternal heart burst with pride.

So here’s to parenting primary schoolers. And them parenting us.

Sam Wilson is the Editor-in-Chief of Women24, Parent24 and Food24. She recommends Derrick Jensen for anyone who wants to read up on global warming.

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manuals don’t warn you about and is, as ever, slightly bemused.