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ART Director \\This is our style evolving\\ I am no longer the Content Director of this magazine; as you notice, in November, Vince’s creativity was demanded within the Content Team, and he and I chose to switch jobs. I am happy with the switch. Employed now as the Art Director, it is my mission to bring order and structure to the team that designs this magazine, and assure that the messages of our writers (our student contributors) are communicated effectively. As a team, we recognized significant problems with the previous designs and sought to find a solution. We hoped to create the flow you feel in the magazines you love—synergy between articles and art—while keeping it unrestrained. To achieve this, we executed a three month re-design of the back\slash template that began in November, through which we simultaneously tightened the layout, boosted the quality of our photos by over twenty percent, and began to create more pull between the pages of our magazine. We refined our bylines, pages numbers, and spacings, and it’s still not perfect. But it’s time to print. The cover unveiling our re-design is a photograph of a hand painting by our publishing company’s Chief Visual Officer, Rodney Jackson ( OBAMA, Acrylic on Wood, 09 ). Because of the high resolution of the photograph and the quality of Rodney's painting, we decided it was time to make the move to higher quality printing; so for this issue we turned to the International firm that printed the Harry Potter Series and Time Magazine’s Princess Dianna

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Dear back\slash,

ways =0) Art has endured over the years as the

I am an advertising major, so my priority is helping

Hello Mr.McCormack, my name is Lorenzo Ferguson

prevailing form of expressing emotion and thought.

out with promotion. I would love to write articles,

and I really liked your Backsalsh Magazine. I attend

GiGi Diaz, FIU senior and passionate performer, has

help deign layouts, or do anything creative. I would

FIU and live on campus so I read the first issue of the

taken it upon herself to teach others this skill through

love to know what I could do to help out!

magazine which I think was really good. However,

her art of preference: dance. In just five years of

Cristina Hall

I didn't see any more issues for about another 2

operation GiGi's Academy (www.gigisacademy.

months until I received the message on Facebook

com) has become a pre-eminent purveyor of all

Dear back\slash,

saying that a new issue was out. It said to e-mail

things expressive in and around Miami. GiGi was

I thought I would take the opportunity to tell you

you if I was interested in acquiring a physical copy

trained in Cuba by the by the ICRT (Cuban Institute for Radio and TV), studying flamenco, acting, and

how much I enjoyed reading the first two issues of

of the magazine. So I would like to have an physical

back/slash. I found the articles to be entertaining as

issue of the magazine, if possible. You can reply

ballet. Upon emigrating to the US, she worked

well as informative. The graphics displayed through

back to me at this e-mail address. Thanks again, I

for three years as part of the elite dance team

out the issues are ridiculously awesome as well. I

appreciate it.

for Univision's Sabado Gigante, receiving further

must say you guys are doing an excellent job and

Lorenzo Furguson

training in Hip-Hop, Jazz, Modern, and belly dance.

Dear back\slash,

called FRESH, performing for Christina Aguilera in

I will surely be picking more issues as they come

GiGi later joined a singing and dancing group

along. Some of the articles that I liked and would like to see more of in future issues are the "What I

My name is Mandy and I go to FIU. I think your

Disney's Two Hour Tour and being chosen as the

said and What I should have said," I found those

magazine is raw as hell, and for the second issue, it

representative model for Santa's Enchanted Forest

personal stories funny and well worth the read. I also

is amazing. Your doing a great job. Listen, I was my

to mention a few a of her accomplishments. After

enjoyed the how to make "Drunk Gummies," and

school's yearbook editor for 2 years, and let me tell

taking numerous dance workshops with renowned

the "Gin buckets." I also like the pieces you guys do

you that the graphics in your magazine are OUT OF

dancers such as Wade Robson, Jeremy Hudson,

on technology, "On Tap." I found all the articles well

HAND! I absolutely love the magazine. I wanted to

Quentin Bolden (Hip-Hop), Bonzeka, Virginia (Belly

written and outstanding. You can be sure these first

know if you had any space on your staff for another

Dance), Damaris Ferrer, Pastora Galvan (flamenco),

two issues I have are going to be spread around to

crazy mind like mine. I know i'd kick some ass in

and many others GiGi decided to turn her attention

all my friends. Keep up the great work,

helping make the magazine. My great friend Mike

towards upcoming talent. In only five years, GiGi's

Cris Gallardo.

Kennedy is the one who first introduced me to the

students have worked with companies such as

magazine; I had asked him about you and your

Radio Disney, The Florida Marlins, Payless, Marshalls,

staff and he said to contact you if anything. So

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Streets'" hip-hop dance-off competition in February

Mandy

of 2008, which led to a guest appearance on NBC 6's "South Florida Today." "Dancing is a great

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positive and strengthening both mentally and

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physically. Even if they're not going to grow to be

entrepreneurs page, so I figured Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d help you fix

professional dancers or studio owners, it's a beautiful

that =0) You have my permission to publish this.

way to make memories, keep them off the streets,

It's my own writing and it can be edited however

and teach them to be involved."

your magazineâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s editors see fit, so long of course as the actual content remains the same. Hope to Content Director Mike McCormack

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CHURCHILL'S

1 2 0 1 r i c k e l l Av e Miami, FL 33030 Possibly the very antithesis of South Florida’s glitz and glam, Churchill’s cuts Miami’s homogeny like warm butter with its no thrills, no apologies attitude. Going on 30 years in operation, this locals’ bar is privy to any type of scene you want to get into. Despite its location in the heart of Little Haiti, a doubledecker bus, screaming British flag and large silhouette of ol’ Mr. Winston himself stake the claim of an authentic English pub. But it’s their refreshing focus on live music that puts this dive bar in a category all their own. Jazz Jam every Monday brings out musicians of all age, color and creed. The back patio hosts Theatre de Underground where beat boxing, flute playing, spoken word and anything else under the sun can happen. Weekends showcase almost any genre from Hip-Hop and Heavy Metal Screamo to Experimental, Punk and Indie. Churchill’s has also been the host of electronic music festivals, Hialeah-Fest, 420-Fest and the International Noise Convention, just to give you a taste of the sundry entertainment. Perhaps the patrons themselves are the best part of this establishment. Leather clad bikers share the bar with punks in their Chucks and Indie rockers in their checkered scarves and tilted fedoras. Cool, Jamaican guys can be seen playing pool and local workers come by for a bite and a cheap drink. If you’re tired of Coconut Grove’s and South Beach’s same old same old, Churchill’s offers the grimy, honest pledge to funk you are looking for. For weekly show times and listings, visit their website at www.churchillspub.com.

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2 for 1 beers M - F 4-8 It's like Monte's, but with a real view. Over the Rickenbacker Causway just past Rusty Pelican on the left...

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Lost 'N Found 185 NW 36th St 305.576.1008

You would swear John Wayne should be in the building somewhere after stepping out of Miami’s Design District and into Lost and Found Saloon. The Saloon puts a new spin on Southwestern cuisine as their award-winning menu offers vegetarian and vegan friendly plates such as grilled and marinated Portobello and eggplant. If you’re a meat lover though, hold your horses. Lost found offers “Add-on Choices” like BBQ steak, fresh lump crab and mahi-mahi which you can, you guessed it, add on to any sandwich, salad or omelet. Stroll in for their “Giddy-Up” hour Monday through Friday 4pm-7pm, Sunday 5pm-10pm and try their Blueberry Wheat on tap or a glass of their many premium wines. When the Gallery Walk isn’t happening every 2nd Saturday, the Saloon hosts live acoustic jazz outside the restaurant. But really, any night is good to come in, rest your boots and get lost in the ambience.

KEG SOUTH 1 2 8 0 5 SW 1 3 6 t h Av e 305.253.2043 No bigger than a quaint one-bedroom apartment, Keg South boasts year-round Christmas lights, a boisterous crowd and the best burger in Miami. Hidden on a small side street parallel to US-1, this gem of a place is hard to find but easy to win your burger heart over. A beer on tap will run you about $2, and no entrée is over $9. But half of the appeal is the utter charm of the place. There really is no room for a kitchen, so after the bartender serves you a brew, the very same guy will turn 180 towards the small gas grill and cook your burger as well. I strongly suggest getting the half-pounder monster and a side of fries; it will satisfy the most elite of burger connoisseurs.

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SWEAT RECORDS 5 5 0 5 N E 2 n d Av e 305. 758.5862

Immediate to Miami’s underground music scene, Sweat Records is a cultural hub that is much more than a simple music store. Hosting an array of weekly events including free standup comedy, movie screenings, a book club and live music, Sweat strives to supportive all facets of Miami art. The organic espresso/tea bar is vegan/ vegetarian friendly where you will find yummy snacks to satisfy your munchies. The owners and staff are enthusiastic of Miami’s music panorama and stay savvy by promoting bangin’ parties throughout the tri-county area. It’s also a great place to buy tickets to upcoming shows in South Florida. Join their mailing list and stay informed of upcoming events at www. sweatrecordsmiami.com.

JOES TIKI BAR 3301 Rickenbacker cswy 305.361.1358

For five years in Miami I've driven over the Rickenbacker Causeway on the way to Key Biscayne and only now have I found out about Joe's Tiki Bar. It's hard to miss, but if your heading onto the Key, its just past the Rusty Pelican, on the left. Sometimes the owner parks a mobile sign in front of the entrence, but normally you just have to look for the opening in the trees, and a marina in the distance. With outdoor seating that coulde asilly hold 400 or more, and an esquisite view of the downtown skyline, Joe's just needs to get packed with college studets. They have happy hour every Monday through Friday from four to eight, with two for one beer specials. If you're holding an event any time soon, and your looking for a private venue with great service, fresh seafood, and an even better view, than see Joe; tell him backslash sent you and he'll hook you up with a group rate if your bringing a big party.

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Martini Bar

5701 Sunset Drive, Suite 124A Miami, FL (305) 665-3052 50 cent tequila and $1.00 soco shots

Flannigan's

2721 Bird Avenue Miami, FL (305) 446-1114 M-F 4pm-7pm “The Best Happy Hour in Miami” Half off every drink

Bougainvillas 7221 SW 58th Ave, South Miami, FL (305) 669-8577 Reggae Night

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Doral ale house

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Chilli's in Kendal

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Alabama Jacks 58000 Card Sound Road South Dade Miami, FL (305) 248-8741 Alabama Jacks-great food, cheap drinks, great crowd and location. Enjoy on the water dining and the sounds of the Cardsound mystery machine every weekend.

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MURS for presid interview: it's more than just hip-hop Words: vincent cimilluca UM \\ PHOTOS: kimberly dorphman UM

y bass blares in rhythm with time as it quickly ticks down to my interview with MURS. Weaving through traffic on I-95, I have five minutes until I have to be at Churchill’s and from the looks of it, I might somehow pull

this off. I swerve right into the exit only lane and hit the gas in an attempt to cut-off about five cars but as soon as I gun it, the hole closes, the solid white lines appear, and I’m forced to get off at exit four.

A toll and two wrong turns later, the scenery puts on a familiar yet foreign

face; all the windows are boarded up, the only lights come from convenience stores, and the dilapidated shops carry nothing but shadows. I’m in the ghetto. Coming from a suburb in New Jersey, surrounded by the state’s stereotype, I’ve been through and observed many ghettos. Still, I’m very far from every understanding how hard it must be to live in one because as I said, I’m a white kid from the suburbs. I relax, scan the streets for a blue I-95 sign, and continue the cardinal sin of listening to an artist the day of their performance. I can’t help it; I’ve been addicted to his new album MURS For President since its release in September. Every single layer of his songs, especially the lyrics, grabs and transports into a new perspective. This perspective he puts forward chronicles black oppression, while expressing the necessity and utility of fractural improvement and the positive movement of hip-hop. In addition, his message and style help tear down the gold-plated tenets of ignorance and misogyny that have poisoned the rap-game for too long. I feel and now see, through the windshield of my car, all the pain and frustration that

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independent hip-hop albums, which have

I speed down a couple more streets,

no hopes of reaching the mainstream… It’s

find I-95 and continue to head towards

called the mainstream for a reason. If you

Churchill’s. I might have missed this

only put blood into your secondary organs

interview but I am not missing this concert.

than you would die so, yeh, somebody has

I run into Churchill’s and hear the reverb of

to put pure hip-hop into the mainstream

his voice through the speakers. “Check…

for hip hop to continue to live and that’s

Check”. I hurry over to the stage and

what I did."

plead my case. I’m just waiting for “Sorry, I don’t have any time,” to come out of his mouth and put the icing on this shitty night. To my surprise though, he’s already

What are your main influences outside of HipHop?

heard my story from Tiffany Provenzano, of Warner Bros, the person who set up this

“Life should be every real artist’s influence

interview. He understands my situation and

and inspiration… Another good influence

is more than happy I made it. He finishes

is reading. People need to read more… If

up sound check and we walk to his tour

they’re gonna be in hip hop.”

bus outside to do the interview. I sit down in his tour bus, look at him and realize I already know all the answers to

Where do you think the beat-heavy lyrically shallow hip-hop originated? Is there a particular year or artist?

transcends his rhymes. The hopelessness of

the questions I have lined up for him.

a people encapsulated by the destructive

did in fact tell me his compelling life story

qualities of capitalism and prejudice. A life

and his beliefs in song for 72 minutes at

with few options and few escape routes. I

a going rate of more than fifty times. I

"It’s up to us as a people and as consumers

vicariously understand but know this is the

decide to scrap my “Puff Piece” questions

to say that we don’t want that anymore.

closest I’ll get to it; at least this is what I

and conjure up ones that I as a person

Because as soon as you stop buying, people

thought at the time.

who minimally listens to new-school rap,

stop making, supply and demand is such a

never fully understood.

basic economic concept. – a lot of people

“Give me your shit!” Time stops. I turn my head to see the lone red light glimmering off the gun that is being clenched by the

What is your definition of Hip-Hop?

forego that and wish to blame the record industry or to blame whatever Pop rapper is popular at the time. But if everybody didn’t buy it, then it wouldn’t be selling."

white-tips of his black hands. The metal scrapes and taps against my driver side

"Hip hop is a culture or a subculture

window. Without thought or expression, I

created in the Bronx. It consists of MCing,

I exit the interview with a new

outlook on

quickly press my fingers on the button and

DJing, Graffiti and beat boxing."

hip-hop and on his message as

a whole.

lower the glass protection from this ghetto. The headlights of cars in the distance illuminate his glassy bloodshot eyes, his nappy hair, and the crust of crack encircling his lips. “Lets go motherfucka!” After wavering between stepping on the gas or handing over my wallet, I come to

In your song “Can It Be”, you rap “I could of pulled a Nas and said Hip-Hop was dead instead I got off my ass and did something instead.” What did you mean by that?

Two hours later, the place turns into a sauna, and MURS enters the stage with passion in his eyes and a jovial smirk on his face. The beat kicks in and the place erupts. From the interview, to his songs, to his demeanor and outlook on life, MURS as a whole is bigger than Hip-Hop, he’s its new President.

the conclusion my life is worth more than 26 dollars. I give him the money and he

"It was pretty literal… Not Nas in particular

“I just want to make music… I’m not here

scampers off into the shadows behind an

because I think what Nas did, considering

to judge anybody. I’m just here to question

abandoned convenience store. The sweat

how big Nas was, put out an amazing

some people. And hopefully get some

starts pouring down my face and I slam

album with the same name. A lot of

people to question themselves. God will

on the gas pedal. My logic has subsided

people just complain that there is no

judge them - He’s good at it. - She’s good

and the anger and frustration inside me

real hip-hop and they don’t do anything

at it.”

has escalated to a point where I forget

about it. Or they complain about there’s

my empathy and can only utter “Fucking

no real hip hop but then they only do

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Music Feststi Bear creek minor conspiracy major Meriment Words: aimee suthers UM \\ PHOTOS: kimberly dorphman UM

The Spirit of Suwannee Music Park When the snow and hail start to fly north, Florida is a welcomed sanctuary for many music fans that enjoy festivals. Many people who attend jam band festivals, as well as those who love electronica, bluegrass, funk, rock, and soul, continue their travels year-round, touring from one crazy camping party to another. So it is no surprise that Bear Creek Music Festival was a main attraction this past November. Located in Live Oak, FL, in the Spirit of Suwannee Music Park, people joined together from the northeast, midwest, even the west-coast, not to mention native Floridians, to celebrate good music and freedom from everyday life. The venue itself is absolutely beautiful, featuring large camping grounds, delicate Spanish moss, two lakes, and one of the most rare and valued treasures one could find at a festival: real toilets and showers. Though some like it dirty, or rather prefer it, these amenities are crucial when it is 5 A.M., 37 degrees, and like the spunion you are, you just canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t seem to identify where your camping ground is located. There are actually a lot of people out at that time, so even if you have no idea where your tent is, you can always find a place of acceptance and comfort at anotherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s bonfire. And these are the types of people I found at Bear Creek, loving, accepting, and above all, fun! The bands that played that weekend were extremely talented and eclectic, including Zach Deputy. He made his Bear Creek debut and stole the show by performing not just on stage buy also at his campsite a number of times. He is a one-man band, and though he is white, his voice is so soulful, it transcends the stereotype.

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their sensations with the music, others sometimes take too much and get out of control. One wookie (wookie = hairy, spun hippie) I met was unable to muster the ability to open a sucker wrapper. I enjoy handing out candy, and saw he looked a

ground, commanding him to pick it up.

little dazed and confused as he fumbled

Deputy doesn’t do drugs and refused,

with it for a minute and handed it back,

Concerning Deputy, he wanted to play

knowing he was being framed. The cop

so I asked if he wanted a different flavor,

after-hours at his site throughout the

was relentless though, so Deputy put his

but all that came out of his mouth was

night, much to the excitement and

shirt over his hand and picked up the

“it’s..just..too..much.” He appreciated my

anticipation of the crowds; however, one

bottle, infuriating him. Eventually they

understanding though and gave me a

night some issues arose. He was in the

couldn’t figure out anything to hold

big hug, something no one is ever missing

middle of jamming when a policeman,

him on so they just told him to leave

at a music festival. That weekend yielded

who he named appropriately ‘Captain

immediately. Recalling these events

an impressive line-up for music. Perpetual

Evil,’ walked up to him and threatened to

to me, Deputy was sure there was a

Groove headlined two nights and playing

kick him out of the park if he continued

“conspiracy between the cops and the

the best sets I have seen. Dumpstaphunk

playing. Not wanting to cause any

security,” and said that “the two security

also made their mark, inviting a bunch of

problems, he stopped and started

guards on duty that night hated hippies

hot chicks onto the stage to groove with

offering his CDs to the listeners. But later

and were targeting them.” This statement

them while they rocked out. The Everyone

that night, he started jamming once

should be duly noted, for the actual

Orchestra, which included this year

again with another band called The

producers, such as Paul Levine, had no

Michael Kang of String Cheese Incident

Green Hit, taking precautions to enclose

knowledge of this until Deputy told them.

and Jon Fishman from the newly reunited

the area in tapestries and even have

It is unfortunate only two people had to

Phish, is a mesh of various artists from

a runner to the road to make sure the

instigate about 100 arrests, but next year

jambands who extemporize the music

cops weren’t passing by to shut down

this definitely won’t happen, and Deputy

while the crowd actually helps conduct

the fun. Honestly, no one could hear the

plans on being a headliner for many Bear

the music. Yonder Mountain String Band

music unless they were ninjas; however,

Creek Music Festivals to come.

also headlined and enforced the essence

Zach Deputy Incident

the cops still came and shut down the

of bluegrass on their “Cabin Fever Tour,”

festivities. We felt like we were in high

Music and People

school and the teacher was going to

Aside from the shadiness of the security

freedom despite the minor conspiracy;

punish us.

and cops, the rest of the festival was full

and everyone should, in the words of

of diverse types of music and wild people.

Zach Deputy, “make a point to come

They took Deputy into custody and

Though some may take some drugs, such

back next year stronger in numbers and

‘Captain Evil’ threw a pill bottle on the

as MDMA or mushrooms, to enhance

retain our musical sovereignty.

aptly named. This festival screamed

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Upcoming: music festivals

Mar 6-8

Mar 27-28

Mar 23-29

Where- St. Augustine, F.L.

Where- Bicentennial Park

WMC started in 1986 as a place for DJ’s from

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around the world to exhibit, network, and

Price- $40 + $30 Camping

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showcase their skills at various spots along

Type- Punk/Indie

Price- $ 182 – includes Fees.

Miami Beach and Downtown Miami. This

The Harvest of Hope Fest is a cheap

It’s that time of the year again, a

the years to become one of the premiere

3-day Punk/Indie festival where all

time where everyone in Miami has a

events of the electronic music scene. Now with

the proceeds provide emergency

smile on their face and a twinkle in

over a 1/3 of the DJs coming from outside the

funding to migrant workers and their

their eyes. Now in it’s 11th year, Ultra

U.S. (2,200 DJs across 537 events) WMC 2009 will

families. Started in 1997, the Harvest of

has become a powerhouse in the

surpass the caliber of its previous years.

Hope foundation, out of Gainesville,

electronic music scene. Covering all

has distributed more than $ 675,000

electronic from house to DnB, Ultra

Tuesday- 24

in emergency and educational aid to

has once again added validity to

Project Mayhem’s 5th Anniversary - Jazid

field laborers. This year, the foundation

the statement of being the “best

DJ Spinoff Contest (Beat Matching) - Miami

has gone all out and put together

electronic fest in the U.S.” while

Beach Resort

an eclectic eco-friendly festival on

climbing yet another rung on the

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the St. John’s County Fairgrounds. It

ladder of the best electronic fests in

Tikki Beach Boat

combines an all-star lineup with art,

the world. If you have gone before,

film, and a multitude of workshops that

you probably already have tickets. If

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will keep you entertained throughout

you have never gone, you should buy

David Guetta, Dub Fire, Way out West

all three days.

tickets as soon as you put down this

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reviews: music, documentary, and books 1

\\ Flow

1 \\ Animal collective

Documentary

Animal Collective's 8th proper LP "Merriweather Post Pavilion" will be one of the best re-

“For the longest time

cords released in 2009. It will make top ten lists and sell tens of thousands of copies without

people

radio play or a big label behind them. While perhaps their most accessible album to date,

have taken

water for granted. Most

Merriweather remains shrouded in the classic Animal Collective sound. Shimmering synths,

people don’t think about

repetitious vocals and stuttering drumbeats collide to create gorgeous sonic landscapes

where their water comes

straight out of a dream. Members Avey Tare, Panda Bear, and Geologist have created

from, they just turn on the

their masterpiece. Animal Collective is not for everyone, but try the following litmus test. Go

tap and expect it to be

to youtube and search for "Animal Collective My Girls." Listen. It may be the best track off

there. Those days are end-

the album, but if you like what you hear, go get this album. And pay for it.

ing,” says Peter H. Gleick, President of Pacific Institute. Forget the war for oil, the war for water is right at your door and the implications are far more detrimental to

2 \\ The prodigy

The Prodigy- On first listen, Invaders Must Die, is an attractive, upbeat, high-pitched, dance

the environment and human existence as a whole.

album. On further examination, all these alluring attributes turn into its main problems. The

Not enough can be said about the documentary

high-pitched sounds become repetitive and jarring. The upbeat melodies rarely meet a

Flow, the content shatters your heart and makes you

satisfying climax and that attractiveness was just a veil for the confusion felt for their new

feel blessed that at this moment you are hydrated

sound. Even though there are couple gems like Omen and Warriors Dance, the album, four

and can receive potable water with a simple twist

years in the making, falls very far from their fans expectations. This is not The Prodigy; a para-

of your wrist. It concisely and poignantly illuminates

site has invaded their brains, sucked out all the uniqueness from them, and must die. Out

the privatization of water and the domino effect it

March second.

has on the certain environments and the indigenous people of those areas. Flow is split into four segments; politics, pollution, human rights, and the emergence

3 \\ Basic vocab

What do Trick Daddy, TI, Trina, El Debarge and Babyface have in common? They all have

of water cartels. When a certain subject is examined

hits produced by Tony Galvin. Even though Gavin started producing R&B and Hip-Hop in

the documentary enables you to see the parallel

1990, and his group Basic Vocab’s hit single, “Come Get with It” set the tone for a scene

connections between various landscapes that in-

in an Entourage episode this season, he’s still not quite a household name yet. But that

clude the U.S, Bolivia, South Africa, and India just to

hasn’t stopped Galvin or his group from staying true or moving forward. Galvin’s worked

name a few. In addition to presenting its arguments

with a wide range top notch artists, but when asked why he teamed up with JL and MG

with accounts and evidence from experts and activ-

to form Basic Vocab five years ago he said, “Good Vibes… we communicate well, plus,

ists in the field, it creates an unbiased view by allow-

dog, they’re my friends.”

ing the audience to hear and see the corporations take on this humanitarian problem. Flow is beautifully structured; it uses a cyclical presentation that ampli-

4 \\ Umphrey's mcgee

Right from start Mantis distinguishes itself from the jam-band rooted rock that has

fies each story contained within it while at the same

made Umphrey’s McGee a staple on the festival circuit.

time employing the very effective style of not using

the album with a decidedly studio, progressive rock sound. After a bit more wonder-

“Made to Measure” opens

a narrator. From the content to the style, this is one

ing where this album is headed, the real shredding kicks in with the album’s name-

of the best documentaries I have ever seen. It will

sake track, “Mantis.” An epic twelve minute jam that bridges the gap between Van

change your and give you power and knowledge

Halen and the Grateful Dead, lifting the listener to soaring highs, and using the usual

to change the world.

dischords and drum riffs to take us on a journey through genres. “1348” is a study in hardcore genre-mixing. Mantis in true Umphrey’s form pulls the listener in as many

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different directions as possible at once, the new studio sound adding a layer of deliberateness that’s refreshing. Don’t miss the bonus track version, with six extra songs including a video. Check them out at the UM patio performing March seventh.

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5 \\ Squarepusher

Squarepusher’s Numbers Lucent EP is a six-

that meets, if not, surpasses his self-placed bar

track masterpiece that sucks you in like a

of musical mastery. He layers organic sounds

gateway drug and doesn’t let go until you’re

into unique time signatures as he keeps his

overdosing on the floor. Tom Jenkinson melds

hand on the knob of intensity and turns it up

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jam, electronic, dance, break core and hints of as each track progresses. Get your dose at metal into a symphony of organized disorder

6 \\ Dexter: In the Dark

squarepusher.net

Jeff Lindsay

Like Dexter, I have a Dark Passenger. IT is with

in this third installment in Lindsay’s Dexter tril-

me everywhere I go, and while Dexter’s Delec-

ogy, the central murder happens on the UM

tation is for the serial murder of serial murderers,

campus to UM students (and perhaps by a UM

my Dark Passenger does not rest until I have

professor…I’m not telling, it’s worth the read.)

my Dose of Delicious Dexter (with its flurry of

Dexter himself, it is revealed, is a University of

D-centric alliterations and macabre humor.)

Miami alumnus. While entertaining, Dexter in

As Dexter-the-series continues to catch on like

the Dark is not its usual stylistically compelling

dark, witty wildfire, Jeff Lindsay’s most recent

social commentary, paling particularly in clev-

addition to the collection of books from which

erness against Lindsay’s books “Darkly Dream-

the series was inspired, Dexter in the Dark

ing Dexter” and “Dearly Devoted Dexter.” The

(2008), does not disappoint. And for the record,

plot is certainly captivating as the Dexter series

despite the hype, the show is really just getting

makes a (hopefully brief) foray into the world of

better.

If all of this isn’t enough to make you

ancient mysticism, but does not fail to please

interested in one of the few fictions featuring

and devilishly delight your inner Dark Passen-

the little slice of heaven that is South Florida,

ger.

7 \\ The Bro Code Neil Patrick Harris

Remember the time your friend insisted you

it is the main inspiration behind Neil Patrick Har-

couldn’t hit on his ex-girlfriend because it’s

ris’ hilarious character, Barney, on the T.V. show

against the rules or something? And how

How I Met Your Mother (which by the way is

about the time he told you to stay away from

hillarious if you haven't seen it. Check out the

a girl because you’ve drank way too much.

book out for the ultimate guide on man law.

Well Barney Stinson along with Matt Kuhn

Check out How I Met your Mother for a laugh

wrote a book that chronicles all the grey areas

every Monday night on CBS.

in Brohood. In addition to it being a great book,

8 \\ Steppenwolf Herman Hesse

his two sides: the spiritual man existing in the reality of the world and its frivolities, and the

“Siddhartha” writer Herman Hesse’s semi-auto-

“wolf of the steppes,” the primitive nature of

biographical ”Steppenwolf” is a manuscript of

the soul. It is brilliant, haunting in its despair and

the main character, a first person philosophical

transcendent in its purity of philosophical relief.

expose on the reconciliation of a man with

The steppenwolf is in all of us.

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StretchableElectronics Valerie Brackett \\ UM The design is called noncoplanar mesh design, which is fancy for kickass â&#x20AC;&#x153;stretchable electronicsâ&#x20AC;?. University of Miami College of Engineering professor, Jizhou Song and his collaborators John Rogers (Univ. of Illinois) and Professor Yonggang Huang, (Northwestern Univ.) have developed a new design for electronics that can be wrapped around complex shapes, without a reduction in electronic function. The design is focused on semiconductor nanomaterials that offer high stretchability and twistability which can lead to new advances in the fields of eye cameras, smart surgical gloves, body parts, airplane wings, back planes for liquid crystal displays and biomedical devices. The design has received national attention as it has been featured in numerous journals including the December issue of the Proceedings of the National Academy of Science (PNAS).

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WE MEDIA Conference Valerie Brackett \\ UM The University of Miami School of

digital campaign for president, is a winner

Communication will host the fifth of a global “Gamer Changers” contest and annual We Media Conference

will present new, bold ideas for the digital

February 24th through the 26th

future at the conference. Other stars include

on the Coral Gables campus.

Vivian Schiller, CEO of National Public Radio

The conference will feature more and representatives of Twitter, the real-time than 200 digital innovators and

communications site.

“Game Changers” in media, technology and society. David Plouffe, the architect behind Barack Obama’s

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BAD TIME SHUTTLE Robert Nevel \\ FIU The professor continued his lecture on interview ethics. In the middle of telling the class about a car accident he once covered he said, "My nerves were totally shot. I had to go and knock on the door. These were this girl's parents... their daughter Sarah Jesse , UM '09

just died less than five hours ago, and - " SLAM. The heavy door to classroom 155 shut loudly. As a proper courtesy, the several kids who took the “Golden Panther Express” shuttle were excused from class early. The class at Biscayne Bay Campus ended at 8:25 p.m. and without catching the 7:55 p.m. to University Park, students were subjected to a lengthy wait until the 9:30 p.m. shuttle. So with the best intentions, the journalism professor allowed early release, cutting off countless lessons for those students. It was that sacrifice, or the cost of over an hour each night for homework or much-needed rest. Shuttle busses are still scheduled for long gaps as 2009 draws nearer. For example, a 10:10 a.m. bus is not followed until 11:20 p.m. shuttle. Some students work after class and the dead time makes life harder for everyone. A floundering economy will likely not allow four or five extra trips and as jobs and salaries for students lessen, the gas needed to drive is not so affordable. It looks like some people will just have to grin and take it as other possibilities are explored such as the environmentally - aimed “GreenRide Carpool Program".

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Digital Evolution Robert Nevel \\ FIU These days, “going digital” is the hot new

off of pulp and onto the Internet, multi-media is

method for pretty much everything: selling

becoming one of the best ways to truly reach

music, advertising, making friends, and

the masses. Youth just happen to be the most

especially getting jobs. For any college

well - versed in these new technologies. As

graduate, a high degree of technological

professors unveil power-point presentations,

literacy makes finding work easier, as

students are frequently called up to smooth out

companies search for eager upstarts with

technical difficulties – sometimes not a difficulty

digital know-how. While this is fantastic news for whatsoever to one familiar with computers. the younger generation, there are pitfalls. For

example, will employers pay less for their new

state and college graduates finding jobs with

hires based on age? At Florida International

lower and lower salaries, work for the college

University professors are trying to broaden

generation is plenty but decreasingly fruitful.

horizons by training in different technical

Time will tell if the value of this new knowledge

mediums. For the School of Journalism and

will be re-evaluated.

Mass Communication this is more important than ever and courses reflect this. As more and more newspapers/advertising platforms move

With the economy in its dismal

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Music Getting Louder at FIU Robert Nevel \\ FIU Matt Ashley is sprawled out on a couch in

Online registration is not the only thing still in

his Pinecrest home, face in his hands. A bass

progress.

player for most of his life, he studies now in FIU’s music program – and he is dreading

“We only play two concerts a semester,

the following day’s hassle. “ It really sucks

and some of the sections in the symphony

for pretty much all the music students,” he

are lacking. Symphony is definitely still in

sighs. “Administration changed the website

development. But I’m happy with the school

from Panthersoft to ‘MyFIU,’ and its screwing

over-all.” As far as class structure, there may

everybody up".

indeed be work needed. But outside of the university, the music students are far from

For advancement in classes and access

dormant. Band members frequently perform in

to required lessons, something known as

independent venues throughout South Florida,

a ‘permission code’ is needed. On the

and Matt Ashley’s projects are no different.

new site, an area for the aforementioned

Keeping busy with his metal band "Septic End"

code is missing. Matt says, “ It’s forcing all

and his mysterious musical collaboration called

the students to have to go and register in

“The Hidden Sausage Sessions,” Ashley appears

person.”

busy indeed with the work he loves most:

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Miami International Film Festival at Miami Dade College Miss Kitty \\ FIU The Miami International Film Festival, presented by Miami Dade College, has announced its star features for the 26th Sarah Jesse , UM '09

edition, running Friday, March 6th through Sunday, March 15, 2009. With more than 40 countries being represented and over 130 selections in this year’s repertoire, this year’s MIFF is here to impress. Along with 40 shorts are 97 feature-length films, including four world premieres, 22 North American premieres and 18 U.S. premieres. The Miami Dade College cultural event is the only major film festival housed within an academic institution. MDC has hosted the event for years and plans on continuing to do so for years to come. Dr. Eduardo J. Padron, president of Miami Dade College, might be the biggest fan of all. “Our film festival truly distinguishes itself from the world’s other major film festivals because of its heavy emphasis on education though its special screenings, workshops and seminars, presented by the industry’s most influential leaders. I invite everyone to attend the Festival this year and enjoy its rich program.” All show times and listings are available at www.Miamifilmfestival.com.

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Free Health Care on Valentine’s Day V. Catino \\ FIU What better way to

as information on nutrition, heart disease and

show you care about

cancer prevention. The fair’s goal has always

someone’s heart than

been to bring health care to individuals who

free health care? The 4th

otherwise might not have access to it regularly.

Annual Free Community

The event’s principal sponsor this year was

Health Fair took place

health insurance company, Aetna.

Saturday February 14, 2009 at the Miami Dade

“This year’s event showcased a range of health

College Medical Campus

screening services and educational activities

Center at 950 N.W. 20

that lead to a healthier lifestyle and overall

Street. The fair was open

well-being,” said Medical Center Campus,

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hopes this experience will expose her to new

student at MDC North Campus, was the only

possibilities.

community college student and Hispanic to

The Global Agriculture & Rural America in

be chosen to participate.

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TV ONLINE THE EVOLUTION OF THE 'UGLY DUCKLING' \\ Words carlos alrafo UM \\ PHOTOS vincent cimilluca UM \\

"its gotten to the point that you can log onto youtube from your car on your phone and stream music — with the videos — straight into your car speakers; any song, any time, immediately..." uch like that shy girl that sat behind you in English class, television’s early years were ugly. The Cliff-Notes version involves inefficient technology, patents, litigation and an orgy European and American inventors. Then over the summer (except this summer lasted about 60 years!), the braces came off, the clothes got tighter, and you’re left wondering WTF?! Over that sixty year period, small breakthroughs in lenses, disks, filters, and cathode ray tubes would snowball into the first electronic television sets. I say electronic, because previous sets were bulky and limited by mechanical parts. In fact one of the earliest television sets was a TV/radio combo unit that measured two feet by one foot, and had a screen that measured three square inches. Price tag? A cool $125, which, adjusted for inflation totals a shade over $1000.00 (Cheapskates be happy about today’s prices!). By the late 1930s and early 1940s, the technology and production process involved in manufacturing televisions had reached a point, where mass manufacturing was taking place and rival firms engaged in price wars made television sets affordable for most U.S. households. Yet, many held back on purchasing these sets because content was limited to the occasional test signal. It was at this point that the Federal Radio Commission, which would later become the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), began granting experimental licenses to local stations and began to regulate the transmission standards. The Big Three (NBC, ABC, and CBS) began transmitting 10 minute newscasts, public service announcements, commercials, book readings and plays in limited runs. The average television station broadcasted 15 hours of content in an entire week.

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Thank God for the War?

Pick a Channel any Channel.

more time getting somewhere than actu-

At that point, radio had been the major player in

From the postwar 40s until the mid-90s, televi-

ally doing whatever it is we do while we’re

the media advertising and entertainment market.

sion remained unchanged in its basic form.

there. Yet, broadcasts wait for no one, so we

They looked upon television as a novel concept

Psychologists of the Freudian school would

have to figure out how to be at two places

would eventually fizzle out. One executive was

argue that we sought to compensate for our

at once. Fortunately, by the time this was

quoted as saying, “Television won't be able to

shortcomings by making the screens bigger.

noticed, man had managed to put a man

hold on to any market it captures after the first

Those of the humanist school would say that

on the moon. In other words, technological

six months. People will soon get tired of star-

television became a window into our souls,

breakthroughs made finding solutions to this

ing at a plywood box every night." However, in

filled with racy images of gore, sex, and vio-

problem easier.

underestimating television based on the limited

lence. Educators had embraced television as

content and their perceived understanding of

a teaching tool in order to better connect with

The original solution, the VCR, recorded pro-

the habits of the American family, they made

their pupils, instead of chastising parents.

grams and allowed playback but required

a fundamental mistake that would seal their

additional hardware and did not address

fate. The onset of the Second World War would

The diversity of the growing American popu-

mobility. Eventually, further developments in

force the government to place restrictions on

lation was matched only by the diversity of

telecommunications finally bridged the gap

the manufacturing of communications equip-

channels available to suit those tastes. The Big

between mobility and television. Networks

ment and the FCC limited commercials and

Three were still the choice of our grandfathers

now offer on demand content that is pre-

content in order to broadcast war propaganda,

and fathers. MTV gave a voice to our genera-

sented with limited or no interruptions at a

illustrated news casts and safety procedures. Dur-

tion. PBS helped nurturing mothers. CNN dedi-

small premium. This content is delivered via

ing this “break,” national broadcasts would be

cated itself to keeping us informed. ESPN filled

the internet and wireless networks to comput-

perfected and the big networks began devel-

a need for sports fanatics. Whatever your fla-

ers, portable laptops, wireless devices, and

oping content as they looked towards the end

vor, there was a channel dedicated to it. Sure,

third-part hardware like Slingbox for a small

of the war. Those that owed television sets now

the technology and the content grew but the

fee. This technology makes it possible for an

enjoyed various informative shows, newscasts,

television experience remained the same.

exchange student on a bus in Argentina to

plays and music broadcasts on a daily basis. As

watch “The Real World” while it is showing

the soldiers returned and families were formed,

Man on the Moon

the economic boom made the television even

It was in the late 90s when we realized the

phone or laptop, or if he’s more traditional

more affordable and, with more content, millions

wisdom behind that executive’s words. Our

to one of those sleek high-end Samsung LCD

purchased TVs. The change was almost instanta-

lives have become much more complicated

displays. Because in a time when people are

neous! In a space months, Americans went from

and in today’s busy world, sitting around a

losing their jobs and countries are bombing

hearing their favorite stars, to seeing their favorite

plywood box is simply unacceptable. Parents

themselves off the map, all we really want is

stars. Radio would never recover and to this day

have careers, overtime, and financial goals to

to be able to prop our feet up and watch

sits far behind TV in both reach and revenue.

worry about.

people make asses out of themselves in high

America and television grew simultaneously, as

live or wait a day and stream it to his cell

definition, regardless of the time.

companies used the commercials to reach large

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audiences and television stations used advertis-

ricular activities to fulfill, college notwithstand-

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trip to the store no longer means a half-block

ence to its audience.

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10 ways to not be an ass whole with your cell phone 40

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

When you call somebody on speaker, talk when they pick up the phone.

Don’t put people you called on hold for another call.

When you are in the car, with other people, keep your conversation under a minute. Resist picking up calls in a movie theater, what’s the logic in picking up and saying your in a movie theater.

mobil Think Outside The Inbox: How our President and society are at the mercy of technology. \\ Words lester hussie UM \\ ILLUSTRATION rodney jackson MICA \\

When having a serious conversation in person hold off on answering trivial

here once was a time when making plans with your friends involved actually speaking to them.

phone calls.

A time when watching the news was the quickest way to find out what was going on in the world, a time where checking your email involved (brace yourself) sitting down in front of a

Don’t overuse the speakerphone. I

computer and clicking a mouse. These things might seem outdated to most, but once upon a time society

called to hear your voice, not your

was burdened daily with these primitive tasks. How things have changed. It has come to a point where

atmosphere.

a heated discussion ensues within the media regarding President Obama’s Blackberry. We, as a people, witness daily, an ongoing sociological experiment. It presents itself with a hypothesis, an intelligent

When leaving a voicemail, give more

modern thinker, Obama, cannot detach himself with the technology, which to a great degree gave him the

info than the fact that you called.

position he holds today. We wait and observe the trials and errors. Obama, our first technologically adept President, must live for the next four, possibly eight, years

Charge your phone for once.

surrounded by innovations and ideas he cannot personally utilize. The first President to have his official photo taken by a digital camera, in addition, to being the first to have a video-game system (Wii) in the White House must alleviate the world with his bare hands. Obama’s addiction may be warranted but this example illuminates a larger problem that we as society fall victim to, we are all at the mercy of

Above all, stop using your cell phone

increasingly efficient technology

so much. Enjoy human connection and be in the moment for a change.

Although the situations between generation X and the young Obama constituents

may be the same, our

methods of reaching out to one another have changed. Efforts to think outside the inbox allowed me to Stop eating your meal and talk.

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see that society has led us to believe that having a cell phone in 2009 is not a rite of passage, and not a

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purposes, making plans, asking someone out on

not think so at all. She said: “I think you’ll interact

a date, and even spreading rumors. The luxury of

more because of technology. We sit around and play

sending personal messages through cyberspace can

cards, you all will go online and play cards. You can

cut down on the embarrassment of rejection, or give

play games with anyone you want and never even

a user the option to not answer at all. There is no

see them.”

such thing as an awkward silence.

privilege; it is what seems to be a birthright.

“I think it enhances it,” He expressed, referring to

Most people appreciate the dependency of having

the communications themselves. He explained how

information remembered for them. Sending multiple

texting gave him the opportunity to make more

messages through cyberspace allows flexibility in

plans. “Texting is more convenient than talking,”

the changing of plans.

said the senior. Perhaps this is true. But there is a

“Everything was more finite and more pre-planned,”

downside to texting. And it is a very touchy topic:

she explained.

relationships. A high school senior - a member of the tech-savvy

Many believe that society today takes advantage

generation - gave the true outlook on what’s in his

Some might say it is improper or impolite to ask

of what are essentially luxuries. So what do we

outbox.

someone out via text, and dare I mention ‘text

do with these expediencies? It seems as though

message breakup.’ But that doesn’t mean it doesn’t

they have their advantages and disadvantages.

happen.

The effects on our behavior, lifestyle, and culture,

“I am in love with technology!” the senior declared, “I think it’s a very fascinating thing.”

although unnoticed, may vary. Ultimately, how we

His love of technology is not surprising. It’s

“People break up and everything through text

use, appreciate, and depend on technology is up to

practically all he knows. He was technologically able

messages. It’s a mess,” he said. Same results, but

us. However, determining the answers is not as easy

and could easily serve as my real life Wikipedia. I

the emotional effects may vary.

as typing questions into your search engine.

inquired on the importance of the cell phone: what sort of impact does it have on our youth socially,

Text message breakups can raise a lot of questions

academically and mentally?

for the ‘dumpee;’ the whys, whats, hows and whos

“Some people cry when they get their phones taken

might not all fit on a one-inch screen. Have we

away. They don’t know how to live without cell

become so insecure that we can’t even handle a

phones,” he explained.

face-to-face interaction anymore?

He did not think twice about his answers. He

A high school teacher had more insight on how

told me that life without a cell phone leads to a

technology has evolved over the decades.

lapse in the social loops. Friends and classmates

“Technology has a way of forcing you to change. It’s

become more difficult to access without a form of

an evolution of the times, ”she said.

communication in their back pockets… literally. It

The massive amount of text messaging and googling

is a concept that is true for high-school students,

happening in academia affects students more than

college kids, and anyone trying to make same-day or

they might realize. Rarely are students seen using

last minute plans.

hard copy dictionaries or encyclopedias without specific instruction.

“After school, there’s no way to contact them,” said the high school senior, with a re-assured tone.

We are no longer bothered with memorizing our

What about landlines? Suddenly, there was an

friends’ phone numbers, addresses or even our dates

emotionless veto in his voice: “We don’t use

and appointments. This menial information can be

landlines.”

electronically simplified and stored for later use.

There is also the method with which most young

“Y’all could never remember the phone numbers

people use the phones. It is arguably the most

we used to remember,” the teacher commented, “Or

vital communication method amongst youth today:

directions anywhere.”

‘texting’. In a sense, one is forced to change. But is this also Texting (or text messaging) is used for work

forcing us to be lazy? To my surprise, the teacher did

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old, or 82 years old. If you can stand… you can ride.

ding

\\ Words jimmy beno FAU \\ \\ PHOTOS TJ Lathrop \\ \\ EDITOR brandon little UM \\ akeboarding was conceived in the mid-1980s San Diego, California. Surfing was “the” thing and everyone who was anyone on the California coast was surfing. Surfers were sometimes towed with a ski rope behind a boat or from a truck on the beach into waves. In 1985, a San Diego surfer named Tony Finn had a vision of what the future might look like and developed the “skurfer” – a hybrid of a water ski and a surfboard. It had surfboard characteristics (i.e. big fins, no straps for your feet) and allowed the rider to perform surf-style carves in the water from the wake of the boat pulling him. The summer of 1985 was the true genesis of wakeboarding with the advent of foot straps on the boards. Both Tony Finn and Jimmy Redmon, a water skier and surfer from Austin, Texas, independently began toying with the idea of foot straps. By strapping the rider onto the board it allowed the opportunity to launch big airs, taking the sport to a whole new level. The final step in the development of wakeboarding was the involvement of Herb O’Brien, a successful businessman and owner of H.O. Sports. His design innovations and mass production of the wakeboard made it accessible to everyone. Many of the elements featured on today’s wakeboards originated with Herb. Modern boards are lighter, stronger, and faster. Boards can be customized for any level rider, any size, and any age, whether you’re 2 years

Wakeboarding has been adopted by the mainstream. The endless possibilities of tricks have captivated a generation of riders looking for the next “big” maneuver. It seems as though every day a pro rider is showcasing his new trick. The 1080, the 1260 – all thought to be impossible back in the days when Tony Finn and Jimmy Redmon were just strapping their feet down for the first time. Now, people are landing these moves without hesitation. More recently, the sport has begun to evolve back toward its roots with “wakeskating”. Wakeskating is wakeboarding but without the foot straps – think skateboard, but on water. The tricks are much more technical, giving the rider the opportunity to really show off his unique style elements. Wakeskating is growing in popularity, in part because it’s more accessible than wakeboarding. The huge wakes created by today’s wakeboard boats are not necessary for the wakeskater. In fact, small wakes are preferred. Modern jet skis are able to pull wakeskaters with ease, as can winch systems costing less than $2,000. Only when we understand where we came from can we have a vision of where we are going. So what does the early history of the sport mean to those just starting out? It documents the spirit of how it became what it is and lays the groundwork for how wakeboarding will become what it should be. I have learned two things from the roots of wake:

1. The possibilities are endless Yeah, yeah, I know we hear this all the time, but it couldn’t be truer than in wakeboarding. It is an individual sport where your personal style can really shine. You don’t have to land the biggest tricks or pull off the craziest spins… you just have to ride and enjoy the water, enjoy the fellowship and camaraderie, enjoy the sport. What direction you take wakeboarding is completely up to you.

2. Everyone has a place Finn and Redmon wanted to do something new to get more people involved in water activities. Wakeboarding, much like surfing, is fueled by the local vibe, and the South Florida ...continued on next spread

Jimmy Beno is the President of the South Florida Wakeboarding Association. The SFWA is a nonprofit organization founded to promote wakeboarding in South Florida. Be sure to check out their website at www.sfwake.com \\ Jimmy Beno is living life unrestrained!... Are you?? (c) 2009, Shift Media Group.

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...continued from previous spread scene is growing like a weed on steroids. About two years ago, the South Florida Wakeboarding Association (SFWA) was formed to unite riders throughout the area and give them a voice. Today, the SFWA has 175 active members and hosts multiple events throughout the year, including the Wake-n-Skate Rail Jam in June, followed by the Pro’s and Joe’s event in November, where amateur riders can share the water with the sport’s pros. The SFWA is an organization started by riders for riders EVERYONE. It gives us a forum to meet other like-minded individuals and share our love for wake. So if this has you motivated, then set your TiVo to record, get up off the couch, and get out on the water. Beginners can get hooked up with gear for not a lot of coin, so call your local shop and see what they can do for you (like Coastal Surf and Ski in Lantana… best wake shop in South Florida). After that, finding friends with a boat or jet ski is easy enough. Until then, stay stoked, and I hope to see you on the water soon!

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Cristobal Rakes in Another Solid Recruiting Class Entering 2nd Year \\ Words luca messina UM \\ \\ PHOTOS erica meneses MDC \\

he FIU Golden Panthers were a game away from a possible bowl berth last season before finishing with a 5-7 record. The remarkable turnaround from a 1-11 mark in head coach Mario Cristobal’s first season was in part due to an impressive recruiting class and this year’s story is no different. With 23 commitments following his National Signing Day press conference in the President Suite of FIU Stadium, Cristobal believes his additions will pay dividends in the upcoming season that begins Sept. 12 against Alabama. “We had the luxury of signing a great class last year and that led us to a season that showed plenty of progress and it laid the foundation for FIU football,” Cristobal said. “What that class has done is allowed us to recruit this year’s class which is even stronger and going to put us over the top.”

Quarterback With fifth-year senior Paul McCall returning, the Golden Panthers are locked up for 2009, but Cristobal has developed a follow-up plan for afterwards. Redshirt junior Colt Anderson has been groomed as a possible successor to McCall but the Nebraska native will be challenged by incumbent transfer Wesley Carroll, a former starter for Mississippi State. Carroll, also a local product from St. Thomas Aquinas high school (Ft. Lauderdale), was named the Bulldogs starter in 2007 and subsequently threw for 1,392 yards and nine touchdowns as a freshman thus earning an All-SEC Freshman Team nomination. By NCAA transfer rules; Carroll will have to sit out the entire 2009 season before being eligible to take his first snap.

Runningback Gulliver Prep star Darian Mallary is the lone running back recruit and comes to FIU with several accolades. After rushing for 1,796 yards and 15 touchdowns his senior season and leading his team to the state championship, Mallary was named First-Team Class 2A All-State as well First-Team All-Dade. He’ll give senior Daunte Owens and sophomore Darriet Perry a well fought battle for the starting job but nonetheless could see early playing time.

Wide Receiver A total of four prospects are new additions highlighted by Wayne Times of Northwestern High School and JUCO transfer Edgard Theliar, a commitment that became official during Cristobal’s press conference after it looked as if USF was going to land the three-star recruit according to Rivals. Times, also a three-star recruit according to Rivals, began the season as the Bulls’ starting quarterback passing for 486 yards and running for 173. He finished the season as a wide receiver and caught 38 passes for 584 yards and two touchdowns on his way to a Class 6A All-State and All-Dade selection. Rockey Vann (Ocoee, Fla.), Jairus Williams (Miami Central High), and tight end Tourek Williams (Miami Norland) complete the receiving corps.

Offensive Line Always a point of emphasis for Cristobal, five new offensive linemen enter FIU with much promise. Glades Central’s Rupert Bryant, a three-star recruit according to Rivals, was a key cog in the trenches for a team that averaged 371.7 yards a game. Bryant was also a First Team Class 3A AllState as well as First Team-All-Palm Beach County selection.b Killian graduate Giancarlo Revilla, listed as the 32nd best center in the country according to Scout.com was also an All-State Class 6A-First Team and All-Dade selection. Austin Tottle (Seminole, Fla.), Derek Wimberly (Hallandale HS) and David Istanich (Johnstown, Pa.) are also in the mix. Defensive Line: Much of last year’s impressive class focused on defensive lineman who could make significant impacts this upcoming season therefore Cristobal only selected two this offseason. JUCO transfer Thatcher Starling is a defensive end from Hutchinson Community College (Hutchinson, Kan.) who is listed as a threestar recruit and is also listed on the Top-100 JUCO transfer lists according to Rivals. Also becoming a Golden Panther is South Holland, Ill., native defensive tackle Joshua Forney.

Linebacker A last second addition on the morning of National Signing Day may turn out to have the most significant impact for several years to come. Highly touted Apopka linebacker Larvez Mars, the Golden Panthers first four-star recruit in the program’s seven-year history, deliberated between FIU and Iowa State before ultimately deciding he wanted to play in his home state of Florida. Nicknamed “Pooh Bear”, Mars was a US-Army ...continued on page 55

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ell, signing day has come and gone. And, with the exception of one commit yet to sign his letter of intent (running back Bryce Brown, who just happens to be the #1 recruit in the nation according to Rivals), the Miami Hurricanes class of 2009 is set.

nation. Cory White (***) was a tight end in high school but will likely end up on the offensive line at UM if he puts on weight as expected. The Canes thought they had lost tight end Billy Sanders (***) to UCLA, but he ended up signing with the U.

This is another talented group of players headed to Coral Gables, and as head coach Randy Shannon explains, many of these rising freshmen will have the chance to play right away, especially the six who enrolled in January. “These guys will have an opportunity to play just like last year when those guys came in and they were more prepared to play in the game,” Shannon said. “We're expecting some of these guys to come in and play.”

This was the most important position in this year’s class, and Miami fans have to be a little disappointed that the Canes didn’t sign a few more linemen. The Canes did land a couple big names out of junior college in Brandon Washington (****) and Jermaine Johnson (****), as well as local prospect Jared Wheeler (***). However, Miami lost out on three other prospects they had been targeting to Ohio State, Michigan and Maryland. As Shannon put it, “Next year that will be another need for us,”

Star rankings are indicated by (*) and are taken from Rivals.

Offensive Line

Defensive Line

The Canes landed a promising legacy in A.J. Highsmith (***), who is the son of former Cane great Alonzo Highsmith. Highsmith was a solid quarterback at the high school level and led his team to the Texas state championship. At 6 feet he may be undersized to play quarterback at the college level, but is athletic enough to make a great corner or receiver prospect.

This is a case of the rich getting richer, and Miami should be set for years to come with several blue-chip prospects bolstering the already solid D-Line. Defensive tackles Luther Robinson (****) and Curtis Porter (***) both dominated their high school leagues and are welcome additions to the team. Miami also landed a pair of top-10 defensive ends in Dyron Dye (****) and Olivier Vernon (****) who should receive consideration for immediate playing time.

Running Back

Linebacker

If things stay the way they are this will be the best running back class Miami has ever landed. Leading the way is Bryce Brown (*****), who has been compared to Reggie Bush in his gamebreaking ability. Brown has been a Miami commitment for a long time now, but is rumored to be wavering and strongly considering several other schools while choosing his decision wisely on a spiritual retreat with his uncle in Nebraska. If Brown signs elsewhere, the Canes don’t need to panic. Local speedster and Parade AllAmerican Lamar Miller (****), as well as the highly touted power-runner Mike James (****), are on the way.

Another area that was not emphasized in this year’s class, Miami signed a few athletes that could end up playing linebacker but may be better suited for other positions. 6’4 and 220 pound freak-athlete (Rivals #1 athlete and #13 overall recruit) Ray-Ray Armstrong (*****) seems like a linebacker but has stated repeatedly he wants to follow in Sean Taylor’s footsteps at safety. Shannon thinks Ray Ray may be on to something, “When you watch Ray Ray do some things, you look at what Sean Taylor was in high school. You can kind of see that in Ray Ray.” The Canes stole Shayon Green (***) from Purdue, but he could end up at defensive end.

Quarterback

Wide Receiver Miami landed a whopping seven receivers last year, so this position was not emphasized in this year’s class. The Canes did sign the 17th ranked overall athlete Jamal Reid (****), who may have the best hands/ball skills of any recruit in the

Defensive Back Despite ranking #7 in pass defense last year, Miami needed to sign a few talented corners in this year’s class; they got one. While the

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Down to Four Players, FIU Basketball Accepts Walk-ons \\ Words luca messina UM \\ \\ PHOTOS sam lewis MDC \\

ELIGIBLE 12 MINS B E F O R E T I P O F F, Rhodes scho l a r nominee M A D E I T

’ and she didn’t. Can science determine how people decide what type of music they like and dislike?

Researchers

hen senior Marlon Bright received

on and Bright knew that it wouldn’t come easy

a phone call from the Golden

especially since he hadn’t even spent an off-

Panthers head basketball coach

season or training camp with his teammates and

Sergio Rouco the Sunday after

the Golden Panthers had an upcoming home

Thanksgiving, he figured it was a mere courtesy

game just three days later.

call, possibly even a “how was your holiday” greeting.

While the list of obstacles that Bright faced to get medically cleared is long and could even induce

While that partially may have been the case,

a headache, when it came down to game

Rouco desperately needed to make adjust-

day, Bright had to make sure every last piece of

ments and find answers for a team that had

paperwork was signed and accounted for before

already been plagued by a rash of injuries in the

the 7 p.m. tipoff against Florida Memorial.

preseason and just lost two starting big men in freshman Freddy Asprilla and senior Russell Hicks

“From 9 a.m. to 6:45 p.m. that day it was just non-

the night before in a 89-54 drubbing at the hands

stop; I barely had time to stop and eat a couple

of then No. 13-ranked UCLA in Los Angeles.

of things,” Bright said.

While two injuries were disheartening, Rouco

After all the hustle, Bright was indeed cleared by

didn’t have time to sulk or ponder why this had

the NCAA just 12 minutes before the first jump

been so unfortunate; he needed a quick fix both

ball and saw significant minutes for the Golden

on the court and in the locker room.

Panthers in his first game-action in two years.

The one person that Rouco could always count

The journey to finally get back on the court and

for those qualities was Bright, a 6’4 forward who

salvage the rest of the Golden Panthers’ season

had played on his squad as a freshman and

has thus far paid off intangibly.

sophomore but decided that his schoolwork and outside activities were more of a priority and

Bright’s presence inspired the Golden Panthers in

spent his junior campaign as a student assistant.

his debut as the team ended their losing streak with a 67-41 triumph at the newly named US

“I needed help,” Rouco said. “I started thinking

Century Bank Arena. The senior also chipped in

and thinking and he’s always on our minds when

with six points and ten rebounds in 23 minutes of

it comes to family so I just tried to convince him to

play at mostly the power forward position.

come back.” Even though Bright has put up modest numbers For Bright, it was difficult decision since he was

in his return (4.0 ppg and 3.2 rpg) and the team

under the assumption that his playing days and

has still struggled with a 7-12 record since, he has

even affiliations with the team were over. Being a

displayed his loyalty and dedication to a team

computer engineering major and heavily involved

that appreciates the unexpected comeback.

in activities outside of school, time is a scarcity for

“His work ethic is second-to-none. Just by osmosis,

the Martin, Tenn., native.

the other guys are able to pick up good habits from him,” Rouco said.

With a 3.9 GPA and a nomination for the prestigious Rhodes Scholarship, Bright felt that even be-

And for Bright, it has been an unexpected but

ing a student-assistant once again was just going

enjoyable experience as a senior walk-on.

to be impossible. “Overall it has been a lot of fun to get back out “I had no intentions,” Bright said. “I really put the

there again and I’m grateful for the opportunity,”

period of playing basketball behind me to look

Bright said.

forward to other things.” With the reality of seven spring semester classes But the temptation and opportunity to help a

to finish and a laundry list of other projects and

team that was in disarray with a 3-4 record

events to look forward to, the future of Bright’s

and three game losing streak would ulti-

college basketball career is once again on life

mately not be turned down.

support.

So after agreeing to a second tour of

duty, the race and obstacles were

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All-American as well as a First-Team Class 6A All-State and First Team All-Central Florida selection. Rated as the eight-best linebacker by Rivals, Mars recorded 158 tackles, 15 for a loss, forced four fumbles and recorded an interception in his senior season. Joining Mars is Northwestern First-Team Class 6A All-State and All-Dade linebacker Kenneth Dillard, also a three-star recruit according to Rivals. Dillard led Dade-County with 138 tackles and recorded 10 sacks. He also has proclaimed that he hopes to follow in sophomore T.Y. Hilton and junior Anthony Gaitor’s footsteps in having his action-shot banner hang from FIU Stadium in the near future. Markeith Russell out of North Miami Beach, an All-Dade selection completes the linebackers.

Defensive Back Three safeties and two cornerbacks conclude the defense and they include Derrick Jones (Miami Springs HS), Jonathan Cyprien (North Miami Beach HS), Terrance Taylor (Archbishop Carroll HS), Cain Elliot (Winter Springs, Fla.) as well North Dakota State transfer Jarrell McGee. Often special teams aren’t the highlight of a recruiting class but Cristobal may have found a hidden gem in placekicker as well as punter Jack Griffin (Naples, Fla.). Griffin, who could give senior kicker Dustin Rivest an intriguing battle come training camp, was the 13th-ranked kicker overall and 3rd-ranked kicker in Florida according to Rivals.

What this all means The Golden Panthers made tremendous strides last season and with this new crop of talent as well as the returnees, this team without question is in the hunt for what would be their first Sun Belt Conference crown. With 11 players on offense and defense as well as one special teams player, 20 players are from the state of Florida and every single player was a captain on their respective high school teams. After a tireless recruiting effort by Cristobal and his staff, the third-year coach is satisfied. “We won several recruiting battles against the big boys including the SEC, ACC, C-USA and our own conference. The number one goal of recruiting every season is to fulfill your needs and enhance your strengths as they are already. We feel with this year’s class we have done that already and then some.” ...continued from page 49

Defensive Back the Canes did land Brandon McGee (****) out of Plantation HS in Ft. Lauderdale, they lost local prospect Kayvon Webster (***) to USF on signing day. Prince Kent (***) was initially recruited as a cornerback, but is looking more like a safety at 6’3, 195 lbs. If Ray-Ray Armstrong does end up as a safety, watch out for more freshmen getting immediate playing time in the secondary next year.

What this all means This was without question a solid class. However, understandably it’s not up to par with last year’s talent haul, or what the Canes should be able to do in 2010 when South Florida’s high schools loaded talent will be available for the taking. Offensive line and cornerback remain major areas of need, and Miami could be in trouble if they suffer injuries at these positions this year. Still, signing day is a time for optimism, and the Canes’ faithful have a lot to be excited about as Shannon agrees. “This is a terrific day for our football team and this program at the University of Miami. We went out and filled a couple of needs that we have with this football team and we're excited about this class. I'm very excited for this class and the parents giving us this opportunity to venture into another part of their sons' lives.”

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Continued from pg 48 “Missing class during the week is not going to

“He’s got a lot of things going on and I bless him

be a real option for me especially at the senior

and thank him for coming out and thinking of

level of engineering so we’re [Bright and Rouco]

the best interest of his friends, teammates, and

going to sit down and discuss the options. I

the school,” Rouco said.

would love to continue this in terms

leadership and the experience of being a vocal leader but at the same time, I don’t want to be a distraction or a guy that’s in and out,” Bright said. Whether or not the senior will finish out his renaissance season and help to catapult the Golden Panthers into the Sun Belt Conference tournament, he has the backing from his coach regardless.

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are now the elite. Now don't get me wrong, being rich is still very much 'in;' it's just that the figure that used to represent Big Pimpin has now been dropped to Medium Pimpin, Dolla Dolla Bills have been converted into pocket pocket change and qualifiers for Double-D Silicone Implants have begun regressing back to water bras. Women will always want a rich guy and the American Dream is certainly not dead... but those who flaunt what they have are obnoxious, pompous, stupid, and unattractive.

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air. The effect is that it seems to be raining money.

I've been full of myself at times. But RIP GOOD TIMES, I'm now a penny-pinching coupon-clip-

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ho's, and accessorizing everything from their whips' to toasters. Rock Stars have 'gutted' hotel rooms, crashed expensive cars, and skied on mountains of

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strippers oppose to bills.

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\\ Words luca messina UM \\ \\ PHOTOS sam lewis MDC \\

The thought of coaching at FIU was still a

largely responsible for raising the

temptation as she would return to coach the

profile and popularity of the squad,

squad briefly in 1999 again as a volunteer but

she is greatly appreciated by her

subsequently resigned a short time later due

dancers.

Often having school pride is hit-or-miss. Some-

to various circumstances. “Me being an ex-

“She’s just an inspiration for every-

one is either an adamant supporter of their

Dazzler, I really wanted to see the program be

body and you can see it in every-

alma mater or could care less.

born again but I just couldn’t finish the year,”

thing that she does for us,” says senior

For FIU graduate and coach Brenda Popritkin,

she said as she remained with the Dolphins

captain Vanessa Marrero as she

school pride is a priority of hers. Without her

while having knee surgery, getting married

explained how Popritkin’s approaches

relentlessness, the thought of not having an

and focusing on her other career in interior

and mentality have contributed to the

official dance team at FIU was almost a cer-

design. In a true testament to her desire and

team’s renaissance.

tainty. When Popritkin attended FIU from 1992

determination of legitimately having a dance

to 1995, she was a part of a dance team

team, the dream still did not fade.

that lacked a real identity despite possess-

“If you don’t have black and white rules, your team will be a disaster and she’s

ing talent and even finishing first in a national

In April 2001, while having lunch with current

very good at setting things the way they

competition for the junior college division.

cheerleading coach Maria George, who was

need to be and that’s why our team is so

“It was very hard and we struggled a lot,” Po-

also a fellow Dolphins cheerleader, she casu-

strong,” Marrero said.

pritkin said. “Even though athletics recognized

ally commented on how she yearned for a

us and they wanted us to take part in events,

coaching position at FIU with a dance team if

Another key element that her dancers

we didn’t get anything for our work,” she said

the opportunity were to ever arise.

appreciate is her acceptance to the dif-

in terms of a budget or certain amenities.

Seemingly without any real expectations,

ficulty of how demanding the sport can be

The only thing that the athletic department

Popritkin sent her resume` to the athletic de-

due to long rehearsal hours, football games,

provided at the time was a single uniform for

partment realistically with slim hopes of being

men and women’s basketball games, pep

the dancer to maintain throughout the season

hired.

rallies and endless annual appearances and

which lasted well past the academic school

Within a week, the new athletic administration

performance requests. A typical year for a

year.

was gung-ho and completely supportive of a

Dazzler begins in June and ends in April with

real dance team for the university and hired

only May as their rest time.

Times were so difficult for the Golden Dazzlers

Popritkin for what would be her third stint as

“She’s unique because she has already been

that Popritkin mentioned that the squad once

coach of the Golden Dazzlers. Popritkin also

a Dazzler so she knows the difficulties of time

used gold Christmas garlands as their pom-

brought George in to coach the cheerleaders

management and it’s easy for her to connect

poms during a competition.

and begin the new spirit program together.

with us,” said sophomore Dazzler Lauren Perez.

“They had said that they wanted to build a

The evolution of the Golden Dazzlers has

“Everything was hard and everything was a

real spirit program and I was a little appre-

come full circle for Popritkin. In particular, this

struggle,” Popritkin said. After graduating,

hensive at first but they said the teams would

season can be showcased as one of the most

Popritkin decided to coach the squad as a

have a budget, salary for me and the danc-

impressive to date.

volunteer but her first coaching stint would be

ers would be considered student athletes;

short-lived as the athletic department cut the

I almost fell off my seat I couldn’t believe

“This has been one of the most popular years

program though they did retain the cheer-

it. From then till now it’s just been great,”

and the girls joke it’s because of the new

leading program just a year later in 1996. The

Popritkin said. Popritkin’s latest tenure has

uniforms,” she said with a smile. “The phone

abolishment meant that she would have to

been marked by a completely new approach

has not stopped ringing. They were popular

end her dream of maintaining a dance team

taken by the athletic administration in terms

before but they’re incredibly popular now.”

at FIU. She would spend the next three years

of recognizing the Golden Dazzlers as the of-

The efforts that Popritkin has put into the pro-

as a Miami Dolphins cheerleader.

ficial dance team for FIU. While not only being

gram may have hit several road blocks during

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...continued from previous spread the way, but her experiences as a Dazzler and her loyalty to FIU are what were the driving forces in making this feel-good story come true. “I wanted to see it grow because I was a former Dazzler. I live and die by saying nobody could do this job unless you’re a former Dazzler here at the school. I’m willing to go through everything because this is my dream for the team,” Popritkin said. What Popritkin’s story shows is that the Golden Dazzlers dance team is much more than a simple collection of good looking college girls dancing in unison at athletic functions and events. The team works and strives for excellence just like any other mainstream sport. In essence, the 16-year journey for Brenda Popritkin is an example for any athletic reclamation project and their principles for success aren’t that different from the men who grind out their efforts everyday except that they are led by someone who chose to always stay true to her roots.

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Collegiate Comedians Drew Spears, A novice to comedy and stage, has the naturalness, poise, and deliver of someone who has been doing this their whole life. Taking up the opportunity to perform at the Rat last semester, Drew Spears, using his “absurdist observational” style, made everyone in the audience hysterical with a routine he’s only been practicing for four months. Influenced by the likes of Patton Oswalt, Paul Reubens, The Kids in the Hall, and the comedic styles of classic literature, Drew Spears

David Drake loves being “mentally challenged”, which is why he started doing comedy in the first place. Giving this profession a shot, a year and a half ago, David Drake would love nothing more than to make stand-up his career. “ It’s the best thing you can do with your life.” Combining influences of Daniel Tosh, Pablo Francisco, Jon Stewart, and “our cumulative collective soul AKA drugs”, David Drake constant-

Ethan White's passion for stand-up started in High School where he wrote jokes and routines while watching various legends perform stand-up on television. Having these jokes in his back pocket for years, the comedy inside of him reached a boiling point and he took a stab at it his junior year of college. “ After my first show, I was hooked.” Inspired by Conan and Seinfeld, in addition to being influenced by the daily stupidity of people and things in general, Ethan’s style of com58

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JOKE- Some girl told me I was cute but too cute to have sex with. What does she think I’m going to do? Does she think I’m going to roll on a Carebear’s condom? To be fair to her, I got to stop fucking girls in my racecar bed.

ly delivers a well-rounded powerhouse performance. He describes his comedy as a pre-school shooting in the background of romantic picturesque scene because “you can’t spell slaughter without laughter.”

JOKE- “If you watch Asian Porn, does that make you smarter than the kids who are watching regular porn?”

edy combines elements of story, observational humor, and masturbation jokes. Ethan regularly appears for the New Faces of Comedy at the Miami Improv.

Joke- I’ve lost weight recently and live in Miami so I got a lot of cocaine questions. I don’t do cocaine cause it hurts when I blow my nose and I think if it hurts coming out it hurts going in. This same logic is why I’m not gay by the way.

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