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IT’s A FUNNY OLD WORLD!
A VERY FRISKY WIFE...
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in stunningly sexy lingerie. "Tiemeup,"shepurred,"Andyoucando anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing.
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A VERY DISTRESSED MAN...
Whilst attending a funeral of a very distant relative, Michael heard a sobbing from a nearby grave followed by the words....
“Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?”
So Michael made his way over to the grave and said to a very distressed man
“I am sorry for your loss, was it your wife?”
“No said the man tearfully – Why did you have to die?”
Michael asked, “Was it your brother or your sister?”
“No said the man tearfully... Why did you have to die?”
Michael asked, “Was it one of your parents?”
“No said the man tearfully – Why did you have to die?”
Michael asked, “Was it a close friend?”
“No said the man tearfully – Why did you have to die?”
Michael said “forgive me for asking, but if it wasn’t your wife, it wasn’t your brother or sister and it wasn’t a friend, then who died?”
The man turned and said – “My wife’s first husband!”
