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I'd like to wager that this doll has either a.) been sitting under something heavy for quite some time or b.) was previously owned by the mother of some demented 8-year-old who was reeeeeally pissed when she wouldn't buy him a bb gun so he took his boy scout swiss army knife to her most prized possession and, in the most passive-aggressive way possible, slowly started chipping away at porcelain.
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Doll or action figure, if you're gonna attempt MJ ciraThriller, you're gonna have to try a little bit harder, guys.
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Would not be alone in a room with this. Sorry.
2. David Bowie View this image '
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