19 Reasons To Never Mess With A Parent

1. They're constantly sleep deprived.

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So they're basically zombies.

2. If you cross their kids they will make you pay.

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Seriously. Try it and see what happens.

3. They can take a beating.

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4. They're impossible to lie to.

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5. They have a tool for everything.

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6. No one can make you feel as guilty.

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And they don't even need to say a word.

7. They somehow always know when you're up to no good in your room.

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8. They're not afraid to catch vomit with their bare hands.

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9. They can shame you with just their eyes.

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10. They literally suck the snot out of their babies' noses.

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She's using a NoseFrida. It's a real thing. No, really. It is.

11. They don't care how embarrassing they are.

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12. They won't take your crap.

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13. They exact punishment Guantanamo Bay style.

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14. They have more patience than you.

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They've sat through hundreds of hours of this drivel.

15. They're surprisingly agile.

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You try catching a cake while wearing a mesh cap and holding a fishing pole.

16. They've endured way more pain than you have.

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This is one doodle that can't be undid, homeskillet.

17. They will go to disturbing lengths to be near their children.

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18. They have an unsettling sense of humor.

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Not all dad jokes are bad puns. Some involve chainsaws.

19. Did I mention what they'll do if you cross their kid?

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Because I really can't emphasize that point enough.

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So if you encounter parents out in the wild be careful not to antagonize them.

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Instead, try to win them over.

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Parents can actually be pretty cool once you get to know them.

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