Ranking All 287 Wrestlemania Matches Ever

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Say your prayers and eat your vitamins. Youre going to be here for awhile. upload.wikimedia.org en.wikipedia.org The criteria for this countdown are varied and inevitably subjective. Work rate-the pure in-ring quality of the match at hand, sans any external context-was a leading factor. There are also historical considerations. While it may seem absurd to the uninitiated, WWE performance style has evolved significantly over the last thirty years. Some innovative, historically important matches are far less impressive than their successors when watched in a vacuum, but considering the ground they broke, are more than worthy of their status as classics (the nowsnooze-inducing, then-mind-blowing Razor Ramon-Shawn Michaels ladder match from Wrestlemania 10 is the quintessential example). Other factors in the ranking included the storyline leading up to, and in some cases following a match, the immediate dramatic impact of the match, and, without fail, a healthy dose of personal preference. Without further ado, I present my countdown of every Wrestlemania match ever. 287. Jerry Lawler vs. Michael Cole Make no mistake, this match was an absolute train wreck. At sixty years old, I understand the impulse to offer Jerry Lawler a Wrestlemania match before he fully retired from in-ring performance. But if they were going to do it, the match should have been about elevating a young star, celebrating Lawlers legacy, or at least putting on a decent wrestling match to salute The King. We got none of the above. Lawler and Cole shared a broadcast booth and in the months leading up to this match, Coles commentary skewed increasingly toward the dark side, rooting for the bad guys, disparaging the heroes. Heel commentators can be great (see Bobby Heenan, Jesse Ventura, or even the early days of Jerry Lawler as color man) but Coles ramblings grew obnoxious without the good humor or credibility of those who preceded him. Worst of all, the war between commentators encroached upon other elements of the show, as everything from lower-card squashes to main event matches had a tendency to get talked over by Coles heel schtick-putting himself over and prioritizing banter with Lawler over the action in the ring. The silver lining was that the Wrestlemania showdown between the two held the promise of being short (Cole isnt a trained wrestler who can support a lengthy match) and sweet (Lawler would inevitably crush Cole to offer fans a modicum of retribution and give The King a win in his only Wrestlemania match). Or not. Lawler-Cole dragged on way too long, with Jack Swaggers outside interference leading to far too much offense from Cole. Worse yet, when it was all said and done Cole won the match on a Dusty finish-when Lawler seemed to have won and a higher authority declared a disqualification

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