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Its 9 p.m. as you walk up to Sexual Bicycle, the hottest bar in the city. It is a place to see and be seen. You saunter up to the front of the long line to get in, but youre not here for some consensual grinding. No, you are here to work. You are the bouncer, and it is your job to keep the people inside the bar safe and the people outside the bar orderly. You are the gatekeeper of a night of untold fun, and also the executioner of dreams.
Lets do this. No duh.
You step up to the front door and cross your arms so that the people dying to get drunk indoors know you mean business. As bouncer, you are all-powerful. You can let in whomever you please. You can even try to bounce the perfect night, although legend has it that no one who has attempted to do so has survived. You reach into your pocket to grab some sunglasses. What kind are they?
Steve Austinbrand Ray-Bans The exact ones Will Smith wore inWild Wild West, i.e., not replicas Regular glasses you spray-painted black
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