CRA ZE END-OF-THE-WORLD EDITION ISSUE 3
| VOLUME 4 | DECEMBER 2012
TABLE OF CONTENTS END OF THE WORLD EDITION | ISSUE 3 | DEC. 2012
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COVER..................................... 001 CONTENTS.................................. 002 INTRO..................................... 004 BEST OF OMAHA............................. 006 Q&A....................................... 012 MOVIES.................................... 016 THEORIES.................................. 020 BANDS..................................... 026 FOOD...................................... 030 CALENDAR.................................. 032 MAD-LIB................................... 036
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he year is winding down, but there is no slowing down in our busy lives. With the threat of finals and last minute holiday shopping looming around the corner, the end of the year rush has set in. Not only is the mall packed with shoppers in a frenzy, but many are preparing for the possible end of the world. No need to wory though, because this issue of Craze is sure to leave you feeling prepared for the last few days of your life. In order to learn more about how the world is going to end check out page 20. Don’t really care how the world is going to end, just want to know what to do with yourself? Flip to page 06 to see hotspots in Omaha you must see before you die. Or maybe you’d rather curl up on the couch with some awesome apocalyptic movies (page 16). All of this combines to give you the ultimate guide to the last few days of our lives. So gather your survival supplies and nonperishable food, prepare your bunker, and get ready to party like it’s 2012. Craze Vol 4 | Issue 3 | Dec. 2012 Omaha Westside High School 8701 Pacific Street Omaha, NE 68114
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see your city before it’s too late OMAHA’S TOP RATED PLACES TO GO AND THINGS TO SEE story by ellie andersonsmith, graphic and design by allie laing
he world might be ending, but that doesn’t mean life in Omaha is slowing down just yet. Before the apocalypse ensues, explore your hometown by checking out the best places to eat, shop, and hang out in the city. Who knows, maybe you can check some things off your bucket list...
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omaha//good eats
Omaha’s Finest res story by ellie anderson-smith, graphics and design by allie laing, photos by ally stark
DATE NIGHT: LO SOLE MIO ADDRESS: 3001 South 32nd Avenue Omaha, NE 68105 PHONE: (402) 345-5656 LAST MEAL: Chicken Florentine
This is the kind of place you take that special someone... or at least a friend willing to split the bill. There’s no denying that this restaurant makes some of the best Italian food you can find between San Francisco and Chicago, but the prices are a little steep. For the investment, however, you are served magnifico food in large portions in a warm, welcoming atmosphere that resembles that of Italy. Overall, it is a wonderful place if you are looking for a romantic dinner restaurant.
BREAKFAST: LEO’S DINER ADDRESS: 6055 Maple Street Omaha, NE 68104 PHONE: (402) 553-2280 LAST MEAL: Chicken Fried Steak
If you’re in the mood for a greasy spoon and a place time seems to have forgotten, check out Leo’s. On the outside, this hole-in-the-wall café isn’t much to look at, but the hustle and bustle atmosphere inside takes you back to the mid 20th century... in a good way. The food is fast, fresh, inexpensive, and most importantly, very tasty. The neighborhood gem is Benson’s best-kept secret, with a competent staff and a friendly owner that always stands behind the flattop. If you like diner food served in a hospitable, cozy environment, this is the place for you.
FOOD HANGOUT: DUNDEE DELL ADDRESS: Address: 5007 Underwood Avenue PHONE: (402) 553-9501 LAST MEAL: Fish n’ Chips
Omaha, NE 68132
Famously regarded as Warren Buffet’s favorite place to grab a snack, the Dundee Dell is a great place to kick back. People of all ages are able to enjoy it, from high school kids to billionaire philanthropists. The quality ingredients, attentive service, low prices, and large selection all contribute to what makes the hangout stand out. 08
staurants PIZZERIA: PITCH ADDRESS: 5021 Underwood Avenue Omaha, NE 68132 PHONE: (402) 590-2625 LAST MEAL: Comte mac & cheese
Pizza enthusiasts rejoice! Godfather’s Pizza founder Willy Theisen returned to the pizza business in a big way by offering the best coal-fired pizza you can buy in the Metro area. Pitch is the place to be if you’re looking for a casual-meets-quality eatery located in one of the hippest neighborhoods in town – Dundee. The upscale environment isn’t snooty or uncomfortable, largely part to its approachable, attentive staff. Best of all, the pizza is almost to-die-for.
ASIAN FOOD: THAI SPICE ADDRESS: 5021 Underwood Avenue Omaha, NE 68132 PHONE: (402) 590-2625 LAST MEAL: Pad Thai
Thai Spice offers Omahans some of the most authentic Thai food you can find in the Midwest. The menu has incredible selection, providing countless choices for meat eaters and vegetarians alike. The décor is trendy and upscale, and the service is fast. Overall, the food is excellent; full of flavor and prepared to your desired level of spiciness. The scale varies from 1 to 10, 1 being comfortably mild and 10 being scorching hot. It’s not for the weak stomached, but there’s still something for everyone to enjoy.
COFFEE: CAFFEINE DREAMS ADDRESS: 4524 Farnam Street Omaha, NE 68132 PHONE: (402) 932-2803 LAST MEAL: Kolaches and the Pipe Dream
Living in a city covered in Scooters, Starbucks, and Crane Coffees, it can be challenging to choose a coffee shop that isn’t commercialized. Luckily, Caffeine Dreams has come to the rescue with its tasty concoctions and reasonably priced pastries. Their original drinks can satisfy anyone’s caffeine cravings. The atmosphere is mellow and a good place to meet friends. Local art decorates the walls, making it a relaxing place to hang out or study. 09
omaha//check it out
Omaha’s finest hotsp
story by ellie anderson-smith, graphics and design by allie laing, photos by ally stark
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THRIFT SHOP: SCOUT
BOUTIQUE: NOUVELLE EVE
ADDRESS: 5019 Underwood Avenue Omaha, NE PHONE: (402) 964-2270 HOURS: 11-7 daily
ADDRESS: 1102 Howard Street Omaha, NE PHONE: (402) 345-4811 HOURS: Tues-Sat 11-9, Sun 12-5, Mon 11-8
Perfectly located in the heart of Dundee, Scout is hard to beat in the thrifting department. Though they don’t have a very large vintage selection, their variety of newer clothes offers something for everybody. The prices are practical, and the clothes are not too worn or costume-y. From dresses and retro goodies, to original art and accessories, Scout has it. The ideal time to visit is on Sunday afternoons when they have their $1 bin sale. Everything in the bins is a dollar, so stock up while you can.
It’s hard to help but feel like you’re in a boutique in Paris after shopping at Nouvelle Eve. The store has an authentic European ambience and décor, with the display windows and cases artistically designed. Nouvelle Eve features unique clothing combinations, jewelry and clothing. The intimate atmosphere and helpful staff make shopping at Nouvelle Eve an experience unparalleled to anywhere else.
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MUSIC VENUE: THE SLOWDOWN
THEATER: DUNDEE THEATER
ADDRESS: 729 North 14th Street Omaha, NE PHONE: (402) 345-7569 LAST CONCERT: Ladyfinger, December 21 @ 9pm
ADDRESS: 4952 Dodge Street Omaha, NE PHONE: (402) 558-0397 LAST MOVIE: Diana Vreeland: The Eye Has To Travel
Esquire magazine called The Slowdown the best indie-rock club in the country. Attracting both local and nationally known bands such as Ani DiFranco, Seawolf, Silversun Pickups, and even 2 Chainz, this club has nice variety and an even nicer all-age policy. Though minors have to sign a glorified permission slip in order to get in the venue, the slight humiliation is worth it. The Slowdown has the best stage and lighting in town. Here, you can see your favorite music artists without breaking the bank or your pride.
Dundee Theater is Omaha’s last single-screen theater left, and has one of the best sound systems in the city. Famous for showing quality independent films, this theater is a historical landmark for art and foreign movie junkies. On Fridays and Saturdays, the theater has midnight showings of cult classics like Pulp Fiction and The Shining, which are great for a chilly weekend night. The cheap concessions, low ticket prices, and old-school interior that reminds one of theatres past, makes Dundee Theater a great allaround experience.
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q&a WESTSIDE STUDENTS’ THOUGHTS LOOKING BACK AT THEIR TIME HERE ON EARTH. story by cassie mccormick design by samie steed
Q&A//final thoughts
what is one thing you want to do before you die? “Go to Australia”
- Nick Joslin, math instructor
“Be on SNL”
- Annie Torson, senior
“Skydiving”
- Lauren Goodhard, sophomore
“Go zorbing”
- Lexi Jensen, sophomore
“Swimming under a waterfall” -Tommy Huerter, sophomore
“Go on a safari because I love zebras” -Nick Castan, junior
“Meet One Direction” - Karly Cahalane, freshman
“Adopt a cat, but don’t let my parents know” - Li-Dunn Chen, senior
“Ride a camel because I like camels ” - Annabelle Abisset, junior
“See the Bay of Fundy”
- Jon Preister, social studies instructor
“Have a family and a house of my own” - Usman Kahn, freshman
“Go to a professional soccer game ” - Trenton Cooper, freshman
“Eat cake because I’m lactose intolerant” - Grace Arant, senior
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if the world ends, what will you miss most? “Craze magazine” - Mitch Bollig, senior
“Living”
- Stewert Willet, Junior
“Bein’ a hater”
- Lissa Seonarain, junior
“Missing the things you look forward to as a little girl” - McKenzie Meradith, freshman
“Food”
- Jessica Hrbek, sophomore
“Nothing because I’ll be dead” - David Porter, senior
“Being able to grow up and have a family” - Feilly Christensen, freshman
“Dr.Pepper”
- Ben Baber, math instructor
“It’s not going to, so I will miss nothing, because I will have it all. ” - Sarah Snyder, junior
“Music”
- Lauren Chesire, freshman
“My friends and family” - Kenzie Kostszewa, freshman
“The beauty of God’s creation” - Bob Brousek, social studies instructor
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as seen on TV HOLLYWOOD’S HEADS-UP
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story by rebecca boocker and ally stark, design by eva phillips
For decades now, apocalyptic movies have been all the rage. However, what the majority of people don’t realize is that not all are identical and unoriginal. Believe it or not, Hollywood has taken hundreds of approaches towards apocalypses, whether it be horror based, comedy based, or even through animation. *ratings according to IMBD
film//catastrophic cinema
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ZOMBIELAND
6.6/10
7.0/10
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DIRECTED BY Boris Sagal STARRING Charlton Heston,
DIRECTED BY Shane Acker STARRING Elijah Wood, Jennifer
DIRECTED BY Ruben Fleischer STARRING Jesse Eisenberg, Emma
OMEGA MAN
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Anthony Zerbe, Rosalind Cash RELEASED 1971
Connelly and Crispin Glover RELEASED 2009
The 1971 classic “Omega Man,” is a sci-fi thriller about a man who struggles to find a cure for the plague that has wiped out most of the human race. Although it is a bit dated, this film is memorable, thought provoking, and even a bit ironic. Actor Charlton Heston is successfully able to put across a strong feeling of loneliness while at the same time entirely avoiding self-pity, allowing himself to grow into the both respectable and likeable hero that sets this film apart from others.
Such a simple title, yet such a powerful story. This beautifully written animated movie stars the character 9, a rag doll who is just in the wrong place, at the wrong time. He awakens in a postapocalypse, with a literal rag-tag team of friends, all creatively named 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8. They travel throughout this new distorted and dark world, searching for some salvation. Plot twist: 9 holds the key to salvation. Although an animated movie for adults is somewhat unheard of, this animated film is not meant for anyone much younger. “9” is definitely worth checking out, as it is truly imagination at its finest.
Stone, Woody Harrelson RELEASED 2009
It’s difficult to shed light on a devastating situations, like zombie apocalypse. However, the 2011 film, “Zombieland” manages to do so. Zombieland begins with a mad cow disease gone horribly wrong, directly affecting the familiar faces of famous actor Jessie Eisenberg and actress Emma Stone. The story is wittily told through the eyes of a socially awkward teenager, who develops a survival guide to suit his new lifestyle. As the story goes on, new and very opposing characters are introduced, such as a sarcastic, driven redneck and a pair of intimidatingly tough sisters. If you don’t have an acquired taste for horror, have no fear, Zombieland is here.
ARMAGEDDON
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2012
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7.6/10
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DIRECTED BY Michael Bay STARRING Bruce Willis, Billy
DIRECTED BY Danny Boyle STARRING Cillian Murphy, Naomie
DIRECTED BY Roland Emmerich STARRING John Cusack, Thandie
Bob Thornton, Ben Affleck RELEASED 1998
Famous director Michael Bay’s “Armageddon” is chock-full of impressive action and stunning visual effects. It revolves around a misfit team of deep core drillers recruited by NASA to save humanity, after discovering that an asteroid the size of Texas is going to impact Earth in less than a month. Not only is the movie itself compelling, but you’ll also be pleased to find that acclaimed actors Bruce Willis and Steve Buscemi add a charming dash of humor to the mix.
Harris, Christopher Eccleston RELEASED 2002
“28 Days Later” shows the terrifying repercussions of a incurable virus that caused the citizens of the world to obtain a thirst for blood. Approximately 4 weeks after the virus is discovered, England is found as a ghost town. Survivors flee the streets, and the infected search for their prey. Sounds like your basic zombie movie, right? Wrong. “28 Days Later” pulls at your heart strings, establishing characters so realistic, and then tormenting them. Love loss, genuine loneliness, and the physical pains of being a survivor is the name of the game in this movie. Watch with discretion.
Newton, Chiwetel Ejiofor RELEASED 2009
Imagine the worst possible things happening all at once: Tsunamis, plane crashes, earthquakes, floods, every kind of disaster that the human mind can possible visualize. The movie “2012” covers this all. It specializes in the idea of the Mayan prophecy of the world ending in the year 2012. The movie is presented with special effects that keeps every viewer on the edge of their seat. The multitude characters being shoved around by Mother Nature is actually very entertaining. I suggest watching it before it’s too late.
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the end (or so they say) MOST POPULAR APOCALYPSE THEORIES story and design by lia hagen Ever since humanity began, we’ve been dreaming up our own demise. End-of-theworld theories are nothing new, despite the recent fascination with them. From modern civilization to the Mayans, the ultimate levels of doom and destruction have been scheduled for different dates throughout history. Whether you knew it our not, you’ve lived through at least fifty potential apocalypses by now. However, with December 21, 2012 and its vast array of apocalypse theories approaching, a new question emerges... Will you survive another?
In the following pages, we explore all of the potential answers to that question. In addition to Craze’s summarizations, a handful of Westside’s science instructors are weighing in on the theories. Michael Fauss, the Honors Chemistry and Earth/Space Science instructor adds his two cents, as well as Natural Science instructor Mike Fryda . The additional input from Brenda Zabel, esteemed head of the Science Department, and Physics and Chemistry instructor Chad Schmeckpepper, weigh in with their insightful opinions.
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NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST PROBABILITY:
05/10
The threat of an alien invasion and its variants have been alive and kicking since before the Mayans were even a twinkle in humanity’s eye. Unlikely as it seems, Hollywood’s love for this theory exceeds even its recent obsession with zombies. This theory focuses on the idea that there is intelligent life out there, and that it is seeking to destroy our world. It is believed that there is intelligent life other than humans in the universe, but there is not any evidence as to whether or not they are violent. Those who promote this theory insist that this intelligent life seeks to annihilate our Earth for whatever reason. If you agree with both of these points, then your only hope would be to have weapons that could save you from the hypothetical aliens. Whether or not that’s possible? Well, they’re your hypothetical aliens. What do you think? 22
This apocalypse theory echoes the paranoia of the Cold War. The nuclear holocaust is a theory rooted in deep socio-political issues. From our complicated relationship with Iran to the general increase in fear with 12/21/12 approaching, this theory has re-emerged with a fury unknown since last century. This is one apocalypse that could only occur if humans caused it. The common belief associated with this theory is that we will enter into some sort of absolute war, one that will span across the globe and lead to a devastating use of nuclear weapons. They believe that enough of these weapons will be dropped to completely obliterate human life. Skimming over the incredibly complex political issues that are central to this theory, you have to believe in two main points in order to be certain that the world will end this way. First, humanity
MICHAEL FAUSS “IF AN ALIEN CIVILIZATION COULD GET HERE, THEY WOULD HAVE THE POWER TO WIPE US OUT.”
BRENDA ZABEL “THERE’S NOTHING TO SAY THAT OTHER INTELLIGENT LIFE WOULD BE UNFRIENDLY OR HOSTILE.”
MIKE FRYDA “IT’S FUN TO THINK ABOUT AN ALIEN INVASION,BUT THE NUMBERS DON’T PAN OUT.”
would have to be complicit in its own demise. Second, we must drop enough nuclear weapons to end all life on the Earth. If you do believe both of these points, you should probably start trying to enact political change, and fast. If a total nuclear war did start, there wouldn’t be a way to stop it.
CHAD SCHMECKPEPPER “THIS ONE WOULD BE MOSTLY LIMITED TO THE COUNTRIES THAT WERE INVOLVED.”
MICHAEL FAUSS
“WE KNOW THAT IT WON’T JUST AFFECT THE PEOPLE WE’RE THROWING NUKES AT, IT’LL AFFECT EVERYONE.”
ALIEN INVASION PROBABILITY:
06/10
PLANET X PROBABILITY:
01/10
Filled with aching sores, tormented patients, and real life doctors (who look nothing like the models on television), pandemics are world wide outbreaks of a particular disease. The combination of the H1N1 outbreak a few years ago and the more recent paranoia over the 2012 predictions have given rise to new fears about a world wide pandemic. There are many who believe that such a catastrophe could do us in, but a pandemic would need to travel to the farthest corner of the globes in order to completely eradicate human life. It has no particular time frame, and so it lacks the sense of urgency that many of the others have. Nevertheless, you should stock up on vaccines and prepare a germ free environment. May we suggest life as a hermit?
December 21st, 2012 is marked by a mysterious planet colliding with Earth. It was originally predicted to happen in May 2003. After that was proven to be false, believers embraced the date of the Mayan calendar’s end. This planet, often called Planet X or Nibiru, would hypothetically crash or almost crash into Earth. Its proponents claim that this would cause a plethora of natural disasters, from volcanoes to pole shifts, and those disasters would end all life on this planet. As more and more scientists oppose this theory, it becomes apparent that it isn’t likely that astronomers could not detect a planet hurdling towards us at a high enough speed to hit on December 21st, 2012. Should you choose to believe this, your only real option is to put together some seriously strong disaster kits. Unlikely as it is, it’s possible that that could save you from this hypothetical apocalypse.
MIKE FRYDA
“WE HAVE NO EVIDENCE THAT A PLANET IS GOING TO HIT US, AND WE’RE MONITORING THAT ALL THE TIME.”
CHAD SCHMECKPEPPER “WE WOULD KNOW ABOUT ANY COLLISION AHEAD OF TIME.”
MICHAEL FAUSS “THE CHANCES ARE VERY SLIM, BUT IT COULD HAPPEN. IF A ROGUE PLANET WOULD HIT EARTH, THAT WOULD BE WORLD ENDING. THERE’S NOT MUCH WE CAN DO TO DEFLECT A PLANET THAT’S HEADING TOWARDS US.”
PANDEMIC
MICHAEL FAUSS “WE WOULD NOT HAVE A WORLDWIDE PANDEMIC. JUST LIKE ANY OTHER DISEASE, IT’D AFFECT SOME PEOPLE, AND OTHERS WOULD BE IMMUNE.”
PROBABILITY:
04/10
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BRENDA ZABEL
“I’M NOT AFRAID OF A MUTATED AGENT SPREADING SO QUICKLY THAT WE COULDN’T DEAL WITH IT.”
MIKE FRYDA “PANDEMICS DON’T KILL ENTIRE POPULATIONS.”
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GALACTIC ALIGNMENT PROBABILITY:
02/10
Everyone’s favorite apocalypse, the theoretical zombie apocalypse, has been fully embraced by Hollywood in recent years. TV shows like “the Walking Dead” and movies like “Zombieland” have brought our generation’s full attention to this fascinating way of ending humanity. When it comes to the zombie apocalypse, the popular belief is that humans turn into zombies after catching a particular disease. This imagined disease spreads primarily through bites. The illness would keep your body working even after you die, and it would turn you into a mindless body forever in search of flesh. This apocalypse theory has even the most staunch unbelievers planning their strategies; we can’t help but decide which car we would steal,
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As any English fanatic knows, the stars aligning is traditionally a good thing. The phrase is consistently used to describe when something happens at exactly the right time. Whether it’s running into a celebrity in a random grocery store, or your parents planning a spontaneous trip the same week that the hottie from Math class asks you out, you want the stars to align in your favor. That is, you did before this new apocalypse theory became popular. The galactic alignment theory is yet another one of the plethora of apocalypse theories set to occur on December 21st, 2012. This theory states that on this date all of the planets and stars will align with the center of the Milky Way. One of the two most popular potential consequences to this alignment would be a pole shift. The other most popular potential consequence is the stirring of the black hole at the center of our
which guns we would seize. would. So keep reading your survival guides and researching the best safe houses. As for the nonbelievers? Well, somebody has to be the zombies if the time comes around.
CHAD SCHMECKPEPPER “ALL OF THESE OTHER DISEASES HAVE ORIGINS; THEY’VE EVOLVED FROM SOME OTHER DISEASE. I DON’T SEE ANY WAY THAT A DISEASE LIKE THAT WOULD EVOLVE.”
galaxy. Many believe this stirring would cause the black hole to suck up our galaxy, including the Earth. Either way, there isn’t much you can do. The only way you could stop this hypothetical disaster would be to move the planets to prevent the alignment, and that certainly doesn’t seem likely. Then again, does any of this?
CHAD SCHMECKPEPPER “I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF THERE’S ANY PROOF OF THERE BEING AN ISSUE WITH THAT.”
ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE PROBABILITY:
04/10
SOLAR FLARES
If you thought your fears of the apocalypse would be calmed once December 21st 2012 passes, you clearly haven’t heard this new and popular apocalypse theory. This one cites massive solar flares sometime during 2013 as the cause. Solar flares are huge bursts of energy released by the sun. They are relatively common and have never led to the end of life before, but many believe that won’t be the case for much longer. Solar flares happen in 11 year cycles. 2012-2014 is the peak of this particular cycle. Doomsday believers claim that the solar flares during this particular peak will, for the first time, give off enough radiation to completely destroy Earth. The theory states that it will leave only ash in its wake. NASA has come out against this idea, but, as always, that doesn’t stop believers. Unfortunately, any sort of belief in this theory means that there
PROBABILITY:
03/10
A super volcano can have eruptions that are more than a thousand times more powerful than most volcanoes. Several of these exist, but the one that most apocalypse theorists believe will end the world is the volcano in Yellowstone National Park. They’ve latched onto the massive North American volcano because it has been thousands of years since it’s last erupted. It’s been 640,000 years since its last “super-eruption,” and although we cannot say for sure when it will erupt again, doomsday theorists insist that it will be soon. (Scientists monitoring the volcano do not necessarily agree). If Yellowstone were to have another significant eruption, it would undoubtedly destroy much of North America. Some also believe that it would release enough CO2 to send the world into an ice age and end human life as we know it.
Unfortunately, natural disasters like this are essentially impossible to stop.
BRENDA ZABEL “IF IT DID ERUPT, THERE’S PROBABLY NOT A LOT THAT WE COULD DO ABOUT IT, BUT THERE’D BE WARNING SIGNS.”
isn’t much of a chance for you. That is, unless you can survive as a pile of ashes drifting through space.
CHAD SCHMECKPEPPER “WE GET HIT BY SOME PRETTY HEFTY SOLAR FLARES THE WAY IT IS, BUT OUR ATMOSPHERE CAN ABSORB MOST OF THAT RADIATION.”
MIKE FRYDA “THAT’S A REALLY LONG DISTANCE FOR THE SOLAR FLARE TO TRAVEL AND SPREAD OUT BEFORE IT’S GOING TO DEAL SIGNIFICANT DESTRUCTION TO THE EARTH.”
SUPER VOLCANO PROBABILITY:
08/10
MIKE FRYDA “WE HAVEN’T BEEN RECORDING SIGNIFICANT EVIDENCE TO SHOW THAT THERE’S ENOUGH PRESSURE FOR IT TO EXPLODE ANY TIME SOON. WE’D HAVE WARNING IF IT WERE GOING TO.”
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BANDS WITH KILLER SHOWS story by ellie anderson-smith, design by jordan meradith and allie laing
must see//band bucket list
BANDS to see before you die JACK WHITE
As the mastermind behind rock bands, The White Stripes, The Racontuers, and Dead Weather, Jack White is a must-see. Although coming from a strict Catholic family in Detroit, this modest rock god is anything but uptight and reserved. His quality lyrics gel perfectly with his impressive strumming skills. In concert, his music gets that extra kick with added guitars and drums that you don’t hear on mp3s. With Jack White, you get the ultimate rock experience without the cheesy innuendo brought on by other hard-rock bands. LISTEN TO: SEVEN NATION ARMY, FELL IN LOVE WITH A GIRL
THE ROOTS
Apparently, this group never learned that live hip-hop is supposed to be awful. Though there is a limit to how much beatboxing a person can enjoy in one sitting, the Roots never make it boring or unbearable. They are a force to be reckoned with, individually and as a group. The group of guys visibly have fun at their concerts, and even stick around after their performance to talk to fans. This is what a good hip hop concert should be about. LISTEN TO: THE NEXT MOVEMENT, MAKE MY
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JUSTICE
Justice manages to break out of the ordinary electronica style, especially when it comes to their shows. Their concerts are popular for a reason– showgoers totally dig their unorthodox approach to electronic showmanship. The concert itself is a true masterpiece. Imagine opening beats shaking you to your very core and seamless progression from song to song. The band’s passion and enthusiasm for their music seeps into the audience. Their contagious energy onstage is one of the main reasons why this group can’t be missed.
LISTEN TO: D.A.N.C.E., PHANTON PT. 2 (SOULWAX REMIX)
THE KILLERS The band, in concert, knows how to make its fans happy. With a well-rounded mix of old and new songs, the audience can dance and sing along to their favorites from start to finish. The Killers also acknowledge their Vegas roots through its use of effects in their shows. Dramatic lighting, video effects, and pyrotechnics take their music to the next level. Make sure to check them out before it’s too late. LISTEN TO: MR. BRIGHTSIDE, HUMAN
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bunker food//no hassle treats
stock up FOOD AND RECIPES IN CASE OF DISASTER. story by jill hoppe, design by samie steed
e’ve all heard the same spiel from organizations like Red Cross and the Salvation Army: be prepared for any kind of disaster, natural or otherwise. Many of us seem to comply by throwing together a meager first aid kit shoved away underneath the sink, and maybe stock up on some extra canned goods in the pantry. However, in the event of some kind of dreadful apocalypse, are you really going to want to live off of canned tuna for months? Sure, at first you’ll be worried about where to live and how you’ll survive at first, but should the end of the world occur, who knows how long you’ll be out of any kind of kitchen appliance to make a decent meal. Have no fear, though, because there are still ways to cook up a good dish for you and your family using nonperishable items you may not have been expecting. You may want to think about hoarding a few more food items than just those couple cans of green beans and a box of pasta. For starters, you should have stored canned fruits, meats, and vegetables to eat later. Cereal, peanut butter, crackers, raw pasta, and uncooked rice are all great additions to your canned non-perishables, because they give you variety and important nutrients. It’s also good to plan on having a store of sugar, salt, corn syrup, and even honey, because they do not go bad as long as they stay covered and dry. Have your parents ever chastised you for drinking too much Gatorade or Powerade? Surprisingly, sport drinks are great things to save because they replenish your energy when food may be scarce. Should you have the advantage of being able to make a fire to cook your food, you will be in a much better position than if you didn’t. This way, soups can easily be cooked up and you don’t have to worry about getting tired of cold meals. All ingredients are non-perishable or have a long enough shelf life to not have to refrigerate or heat.
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MAIN DISHES CHICKEN STEW
TUNA MACARONI
INGREDIENTS
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DIRECTIONS
DIRECTIONS
Mix all ingredients together and stir in pot until boiling
Cook macaroni as normal using the pasta, cheese mix, milk, and oil. Stir in peas and tuna, and add salt and pepper to taste.
1 can of diced chicken 1 can of cream of chicken soup 1 can of cream of mushroom soup (optional) 1 can of peas and/or green beans
1 box instant macaroni and cheese 1 can of tuna ¼ cup milk (from powdered milk) 1 tsp oil ½ can peas
SIDES BEEF BISCUITS
GERMAN POTATO SALAD
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INGREDIENTS
1 Tbsp of cooking oil 2 Tbsp of dry onion 1 can of canned roast beef 1 can of mixed vegetables 1 can beef gravy or 1 bullion cube and 2 Tbsp cornstarch
2 cans of potatoes 1 onion (if available) 3 Tbsp jarred bacon bits ¼ cup oil ¼ cup vinegar
DIRECTIONS
DIRECTIONS
Prepare biscuits, then sauté onion in oil. Add beef chunks, vegetables, and gravy. Place biscuits in pan over fire and pour over beef mixture.
Cut potatoes to liking. Sauté onions in oil and add potatoes and bacon. Cook until hot, and add vinegar.
DESSERTS NO-BAKE CEREAL HAYSTACK COOKIES
PEANUT BUTTER BALLS
INGREDIENTS
INGREDIENTS
1 cup of white sugar 1 cup of white corn syrup 1 cup of peanut butter 6 cups of any rice cereal
¼ cup honey 1/3 cup peanut butter ½ cup powdered milk
DIRECTIONS
DIRECTIONS
Bring sugar and corn syrup to a boil, and then add peanut butter. Drizzle mixture over a pan of the dry cereal, and let cool.
Mix ingredients together, and then form into a ball. Serve with shredded coconut if available for extra taste. 31
dec/ja sunday DO SOMETHING MEMORABLE IN FINAL YOUR MOMENTS AND MAKE YOUR LAST DAYS ON EARTH YOUR BEST WITH THESE EVENTS.
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monday
tuesday
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Christmas at Union Station
Varsity Boys and Girls Swimming Bellevue East
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Tim Halperin | Slowdown @ 8 pm
New Year’s Eve
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Christmas
Happy 2013!
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Friday 14 The Faint Slowdown at 8 pm
saturday
15 Varsity Wrestling Invite at Wahoo
wednesday thursday 19
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Holiday Lights Festival @ various locations around Omaha
Semester Exams
21 WORLD ENDS TODAY
22 Haha JK you’re still here
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Dads with Yuppies & Places We Slept | Slowdown @ 8 pm
Little Brazil | Waiting Room @ 9 pm
Varsity Girls and Boys Swimming vs Lincoln Southeast
Varsity Girls and Boys Basketball Metro Holiday Tournament
Omaha Lancers vs Fargo Force | Ralston Arena @ 7 pm
Varsity Girls and Boys Basketball vs Millard South
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feature//predictions
So THE WORLD didn’t end.... WHAT TO DO SINCE YOU’RE STILL HERE story by rebecca boocker, design by samie steed & cassie mccormick
SPORTS CREIGHTON MEN’S BASKETBALL VS EVANSVILLE LOCATION: Century Link Center DATE: Saturday December 29, 7:00 pm WEBSITE: gocreighton.com
CREIGHTON MEN’S BASKETBALL VS INDIANA STATE LOCATION: Century Link Center DATE: Saturday January 5, 2:00 pm WEBSITE: gocreighton.com
WESTSIDE GIRLS AND BOYS VARSITY BASKETBALL VS OMAHA BRYAN LOCATION: Omaha Bryan High School DATE: Friday January 4 5:30 pm
CONCERTS DADS WITH YUPPIES & THE PLACES WE SELPT LOCATION: The Slowdown DATE: Wednesday December 26 8:00 pm WEBSITE: theslowdown.com COST: $5
LITTLE BRAZIL LOCATION: The Waiting Room DATE: Thursday December 27, 9:00 pm WEBSITE: waitingroomlounge.com COST: $7 34
ACTIVITES CONAGRA ICE RINK
LOCATION: 10th & Harney DATE: Open daily WEBSITE: www.holidaylightsfestival.org/conagra-foods-ice-rink/ COST: $5
FIRST NATIONAL BANK FIREWORKS SHOW
LOCATION: Gene Leahy Mall DATE: December 31 7:00 pm COST: free
EPIC SLEDDING LOCATION: Memorial Park DATE: Daily COST: Free
YESTERDAY AND TODAY: AN INTERACTIVE BEATLES EXPERIENCE LOCATION: Omaha Community Playhouse DATE: December 7-31 WEBSITE: omahaplayhouse.com COST: $38
A CHRISTMAS CAROL
LOCATION: Omaha Community Playhouse DATE: December 16-23 WEBSITE: omahaplayhouse.com COST: $28
CRAFTS *CHECK OUT OUR PINTEREST FOR SOME GREAT DIY IDEAS WEBSITE: pinterest.com/crazexanadu
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interactive//mad libs
if zombies attack story by ally stark, design by jordan meradith and eva phillips
You find yourself in __________, wincing in pain. You’ve just been bit. A cold sensation runs through place
your _________. You feel your eyes begin to burn and glaze over. As soon as you think you’ll be body part
overcome by this immense pain, a(n) ___________ storms through, with a(n) _______________ in noun
inanimate object
hand. _____________, you wonder what purpose it could serve. They suddenly ____________. The adverb
verb
same object __________. You lay there, feeling your transformation reaching its final stretch. You verb
peer over and see your best friend, ____________. They say to you, “You have to ___________.” You name
command
wonder about the advice your dear friend had given you and sit up ____________. Turning your adverb
attention towards the ______________, you ____________. The _______________slides back and same object
verb
same object
hits the wall, and it begins to _______________. The cold feeling is gone, and you feel ___________. verb
adjective
You’re not sure what happened exactly, but you’re healed.
CONTRIBUTORS TO THIS ISSUE
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EDITOR-IN-CHIEF: JORDAN MERADITH
WRITERS/DESIGNERS FOR THIS ISSUE: LIA
MANAGING EDITOR: SAMIE STEED
HAGEN, REBECCA BOOCKER, ALLIE LAING, CASSIE
DESIGN EDITOR: EVA PHILLIPS
MCCORMICK, LAUREL OETKEN,
COPY EDITOR: JILL HOPPE
ELLIE ANDERSON-SMITH, JILL HOPPE,
PHOTO EDITOR: ALLY STARK
SAMIE STEED, EVA PHILLIPS, JORDAN MERADITH
BUSINESS MANAGER: ELLIE ANDERSON-SMITH
ADVISOR: NATHAN MOSELEY
*still from the movie 28 Days Later
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