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Volume 56
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21 Dec 2012
surveyors. W mission
The Surveyor is established as a school-sponsored open forum dedicated to informing and entertaining its readers. The staff will report as fairly and wellbalanced as possible. All activities and news will be covered to the best of the staff’s ability. The Surveyor accepts the Society of Professional Journalists’ Code of Ethics as the basis for good journalism. Readers are encouraged to express their viewpoints through guest editorials. The Surveyor also welcomes letters to the editor, with these guidelines: it is not libelous or obscene, it explains the material clearly, it is not longer than 500 words, and that it is signed.
editors Francesca Hidalgo-Wohlleben, Editor-in-Chief Grant Kamin, Managing and Opinions Editor Madeline Berg, Business Editor Kiran Misra, News Editor MJ Kamin, Profiles Editor Shanay Gonder, Arts and Entertainment Editor Kitty McGurk, Life and Style Editor Joe Berry, Sports Editor Hannah Jonasson, Photo Editor Reid Rossberger, Freelance Editor
reporters Peter Holmes Gavin Jones Nick Corbett Michelle Zumhof Bridget Williams Anna Rizer
adviser Kyle Phillips
Willow Evans Ian Schweiger Eric Loeffelholtz John Kopec Amy Wilkie Andrew Watkins
organizations IHSPA, NHSPA, JEA, Quill & Scroll
back cover photo by Hannah Jonasson
[what’s inside] 12
Feature
The effects of Amendment 64 and Initiative 502 and what’s next
Kitty’s corner Holiday gift ideas
News A&E
FBOM Senior/freshmen sibling pairs
06 14 19
Sports
Life & Style Profiles
Opinions
04 09 18
Social media sucks Gavin Jones saves Christmas
CRCSD budget cuts Alternative class structures at Wash
Bata’s PAM SLAM Music “Perks of Being a Wallflower”
BCS Pick ’ems 2012 sports Two Warriors sign Canadian football
Francesca Hidalgo, Editor-in-Chief
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Social Media Sucks
My life’s culminating moment of existential revelation came at 3 am a few nights ago when I found myself clicking through the 180th profile picture of a friend of Kiran Misra a friend of a friend, someone who I had never met in real life and knew virtually nothing about. “Seriously, what am I doing with my life?” I wondered. “What is the point of all this?” There’s a saying that goes, “we are what we repeatedly do.” For many of us, this is spending time online, upvoting pages on Reddit (calling you out Grant), liking pictures on Facebook, or reblogging via Tumblr. We measure our status relative to our classmates’ by our follower ratios, video views, or friend requests, spending so much time collecting the perfect, hip combination of pages to like and collection of pictures that proclaim our fabulousness to the world that our bored, insecure selves clicking through people’s profile pages is almost a completely different person than Facebook claims we are. Because, let’s be honest, no one uses Facebook to “connect with their friends” or whatever exactly it is the site proclaims. They use it to Facebook stalk their ex-boyfriends’ endeavors and make sure the girl that they like isn’t tagged in any pictures with the boy in chemistry she’s always talking to. As for our real friendships, our friends are reduced to likes – instead of seeing who liked your photo or status update, you’re checking to see how many did. It doesn’t really matter who liked what, but how
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many likes you were able to get. Instead of asking our friends for advice in real life, we like sad relationship pictures via TeenSwag<3 or one of those other numerous, cliché pages as a cry for help. I laugh at these actions, but I am guilty of committing these crimes on a regular basis. The art of social interaction becomes all but obsolete, preferring to talk with a computer in between, instead of face- to- face. As a result, people are less sensitive – it’s easy to comment on someone’s post when you aren’t right in front of them. It gives you more bravado, something you might think twice about if you were having an actual conversation. But, it’s impossible to get away from it all- I have found myself logging out of Facebook because I am bored, only to log on again, minutes later, for the same reason, boredom. In this digital age, detachment from the real world can also be manifested in the form of over sharing, as people broadcast every disagreement and bad decision to their 500 best friends, some of which include their grandparents, potential employers, and everyone in between. Your fight with your girlfriend? Not only does the rest of the world not want to relive every disagreement via twitter posts full of hatred, but it won’t make you fell any better either, especially when you look back on it in a couple of months and see your naivety immortalized on the internet. The root of the matter is, as put so eloquently by Michelle Zumhoff, ’14, “I hate social media, but I am addicted to it.” But the hours I have spent on social media are stacking up, which begs the question, what am I missing out on by having Facebook? An average of 15 minutes a day times 365 days is roughly equivalent to 90 hours over a year. What else could you use 90 hours of time for? The choice is up to you.
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Holiday break PAM Slam Monkeys in IKEA Snapchat Dr. McMann Scarves College apps done! Bro, do you even lift? HACAP Just Drew It Tomasos Sophie Langford Skiing Snoop Lion AMA Colbert for Senate Womens Basketball New season of MLP Moonshiners ‘Merica On a bus w/ your peers Apple cider
Thorns No snow Scraping your car Sequined Uggs Complainers Fantasy football is over End of the world Cliffs of any kind Doors in this school Parking tickets Crossing the line on FB Homework? Twinkies ‘12 Never forget Broken things Screaming kids Falling down stairs Unnecessary hostility No Dairy Queen Resistant diseases 5:30 practices Relationship problems Mountain Pine Beetle
Gavin Jones Saves Christmas
Gavin Jones It’s December here in Iowa, the big ol’ one two, the yearly anchor, the month of four words (cold, dark, wet, and not needed), the month where, according to the Mayans, life as we know it will end. A month that brings that holiday feeling that urges you to bump dubstep Christmas music remakes while on Lakeside and Otis with the bros. That feeling that makes you do things you might not, and buy excessive presents due to the generosity that comes with this month. But while the holidays are great, comfortable times of the year for you and your family, there are many lower class families
in the United States and Iowa who struggle every year to make Christmas the festive, jolly time we all know and love for their families also. That being said, there are numerous, quick and easy ways to volunteer your time and money this winter season to help less fortunate families who could benefit from it more than you would. And trust me when I say it’s easy, I mean easy! Earlier this month my fellow writer Nick Corbett and I, being the generous, well-hearted men we are, donated a couple hours of our time to ring the bell at one of the Salvation Army’s red kettles stationed around town. It was a very easy process getting set up knowing that the aprons and bells are just hung up on the top of the kettle ready to go whenever you are, and once the apron is on and the bell is in your hand, that is when the fun begins. The next couple hours consisted of singing carols at the top of our lungs, grade A bell ringing, awkward conversation and eye contact with random individuals. While all of this was happening we had the warm hearted feeling inside that were done something good for the world.
Now, I’m not writing this article to ask you guys to please go out and donate your time. I’m writing this article to demand that you go out and donate your time this holiday season. The school day ends at 2:45 p.m. .If you’re in a sport practice probably take until about 4:30-5 p.m., [give or take an hour and a half for homework], An adolescent mind needs 10 hours of sleep a night to perform at full potential the next day which means we should all probably be in bed by 9:00. This leaves you two hours of free time a day (10 hours a week) to donate your time. So stop being selfish and acting like you have “something better to do” and get out there and VOLUNTEER!!
People You Meet While Bell Ringing Washington Grads The Grinch
Overly Excited Kids
Story Tellers By Grant Kamin
FROM THE MIND OF LUKE
Grant Kamin, Managing Editor
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District takes a bite out of “Across- the- board,” was the phrase de jour used by district representatives when describing the budget cuts to school acitivities funds. Due to the bad economic conditions and falling enrollment in the Cedar Rapids Community School District Schools, the district has had to restructure their balance of expenses to account for the reduction in income for the state and school activities have been the first to be affected. “We’re looking to strategi-
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cally make cuts that make the Among the budget cuts made smallest effect on the fewest this year are reductions in transnumber of portation “Cedar Rapids has a lot b u d g e t s people,” explained district of really quality schools and cuts in superintendant the central are we are proud of all Gary O’Malley administrawhen asked the opportunities we can tive office. about the disReductions give our students. We’re trict’s strategy in stafffor balancing ing budgets going to try our best to their budget. are still to make sure things stay We haven’t come. been targeting “80% of that way.” -O’Malley any specific our expensprograms, just reducing the es are used on people- staffing,” amount of money O’ Malley said. “We haven’t we give to each made any significant cuts from school and staff budget yet, because, obleaving viously we would hate to cut them to any jobs. We intend to have a manage thoughtful, informed discussion the cuts before making any decisions.” as they see On when and how big these fit. We are aiming to staffing cuts will be, O’Malley make small reducsaid, “we haven’t made those tions in the decisions yet and we don’t want budgets of to scare anyone because, like all a variety of our cuts, we aim to be gradual of proand retain the quality of educagrams, tion students receive.” so “We’ve tried to increase efthe ficiency in how we spend our loss money,” added O’Malley, “and isn’t hope that students aren’t affected felt by by our reductions. any one Many under-enrolled elgroup.” ementary schools were closed
the budget. down so we could retain the quality of the education we are providing and that has certainly improved budget prospects, but it hasn’t been enough.” Rick Williams, assistant principal of Washington High School, responded to this assurance of quility retention by saying, “Any time there is a major cut, it will have an impact on the school whether the district wants it to or not and to me any cut is major. So far the cuts have led to less instruction time for students, fewer benefits to teachers, and inability to buy essential supplies for classrooms. Overall, it’s a matter of schools finding a way to make ends meet.” Iowa isn’t alone in having to scale back their education budgets, according to the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities, “more than half of the states will spend less per pupil in fiscal year 2013 than the year before. Iowa is spending $26 less per student in the 2012- 2013 school year. However, since 2008, per student spending has increased by 10.8%, second only to percent increase by North Dakota.” “Cedar Rapids has a lot of really quality schools are we are proud of all the opportunities we are to give them,” said O’Malley. “We’re going to try our best to make sure things stay that way and make thoughtful decisions about how we’re going to be able to do that if enrollment keeps fallling.” Williams said, “I know there are many variables involved with the enrollement, employment, taxation, and revenue, but the effect has been really negative on our schools. In the past 20 yeras, a little too often, we take a step forward and then have to take two steps back due to the budget cuts. We have to go in a direction of getting more and giving more.”
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Wash students have been... Naughty Anji Misra, Staff Writer
So you’ve had a rough trimester—and failed a class. Now what? Counselor Dean Blanchard offers insight into a credit recovery program that is helping many students get back on track. “It began with the PLATO online credit recovery system, about four years ago,” shared Blanchard. He continued, “The system has evolved over the years, and within the past few years has changed to one called APEX. It’s now administered during the school day, providing students with motivation to stay up to date with assignments.” APEX offers juniors and seniors who have failed classes the opportunity to recover credits by participating in this Learning Center program, either during the school year or over the summer. Because the program is onlinebased, students can
work on classwork at home as well, and finish the course more quickly. “In some cases,” added Blanchard, “there is supplementary work students are required to complete and turn in to the supervisor, Ms. Karem. We especially see this in Language Arts classes where essay-writing is a key component.” Due to the popularity of these classes, space is limited. The APEX program is administered 5 periods a day, with approximately 12 students in each class. When asked what made this program such an attractive option for so many students, Blanchard answered, “For example, if you fail U.S. History 1, you can make up that trimester without having to proceed into U.S. History 2 in the classroom. Students don’t continue into coursework they wouldn’t be able
to understand based on failure to pass the previous trimester.” Twenty two courses are available each trimester, broken down into three Science courses, six Language Arts, five Math, and seven Social Studies options. A Wellness class is also offered. The classes are further distinguished as Literacy Advantage, intended for students with a lower reading level (equivalent to that of grades 6-8), and Core, for students with higher reading levels (grades 9-12). “Because students receive the trimester’s worth of five credits, the F from before is removed from their transcript. The grade goes in as a pass/ fail, and doesn’t influence their Grade Point Average,” concluded Blanchard. “Because this program is convenient for many students, I wouldn’t be surprised if the interest in APEX credit recovery continues to grow.”
Amy Wilkie, Staff Writer There are now freshmen in student senate. In order to do so, they are in their Top- LA 9 class every other day. 11 students are taking up this offer. Washington LA and Social tudies teacher Pete Clancy said that “ Time becomes much more important, and that moodle and some work online work very well.” Julia Pohlman, ’16 said “ Class is probably harder because when you have a question you can’t ask the teacher them because you don’t see them everyday.” She added, “ The homework load is about the same as any other class. The information is not crammed, the work online really helps.” Rather or not every other day is preferred to everyday is “ Too early to make that call,” said Clancy.
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Photo by Hannah Jonasson Student’s in Clancy’s every other day class spend time learning language arts, opposite of student senate.
FINBAR STYLE Gavin Jones, Staff Writer
Photo Illustration by Hannah Jonasson
Standing at 5’11’’ , weighing in at 135 pounds (75% muscle, 25% heart) Finbar Berry, ’16, is looking for an attractive, intelligent girl with a good sense of humor. Named after and Irish saint, St. Finbar, Berry likes playing sports and especially enjoys running. Last year Berry recieved the Franklin Middle School Student of the Year award. In just his first season, Berry ran varsity cross country and finish 7th on the team. If you’re interested in this month’s Freshman Bachelor, just contact him.
Freshman Favorites
Favorite Food: Pancheros Favorite TV Show: “The Office” Favorite Movie: Rudy Favorite Sport: Running Favorite Saying: “Do good things and good things will happen.”
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This issue, The Surveyor took a look at the Senior and Freshman relationships at Washington High School. We put each Senior and Freshman sibling pair in Wash into a hat and drew these six: the Bergstroms, the Pints, the Coopers, the Grays, the Lavertys, and the Birchanskys. Each article gives you a snapshot of their relationship and provides a quick read containing four questions: one word to describe their sibling, their pet peeve about their sibling, one thing they have in common, and their favorite thing about their sibling.
MJ Kamin, Editor
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BERGSTROMS Michelle Zumhof, Staff Writer Austin Bergstrom, ’13, and Augie Bergstrom, ’16, may not feel like they share a lot in common, but at first glance they look pretty similar apart from their differing heights. They both play soccer, and are involved in Student Senate at Wash, which “usually consists of him hitting me,” said Austin.
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PINTS Peter Holmes, Staff Writer For most people pimpin’ ain’t easy, but for the Pint brothers it comes naturally. While both reached adulthood in grade school, the two are involved in completely different activities. Lucas “Hoods” Pint, ’13, is known for shattering backboards with his windmill dunks and Connor “Chaw”, ’16, won an award in show choir for most beautiful voice west of the Mississippi River.
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COOPERS Eric Loeffelholz, Staff Writer Cole Cooper, ’16, came to Washington with big shoes to fill. His older sister CJ, ’13, set a high standard with her accomplishments in and out of the classroom. The Cooper siblings have and will continue to make their contributions to Washington in a number of different programs like show choir and athletics.
One word to describe your sibling: Aus: “Annoying.” Aug: “Bully.” Pet peeve about your sibling: Aus: “I hate it when I have to give him a ride home.” Aug: “He takes up the basement.” One thing you have in common: Aus: “We’re both great guys.” Aug: “We’re both handsome.” Favorite thing about your sibling: Aus/Aug: “We both hang out when there is nothing to do.” One word to describe your sibling: L: “Tool.” C: “Tool.” Pet peeve about your sibling: L: “Always wearing my clothes.” C: “He thinks he’s amazing and perfect at everything.” One thing you have in common: L: “We laugh alike.” C: “Our beards.” Favorite thing about your sibling: L: N/A C: “He’s a straight up baller.”
One word to describe your sibling: CJ: “Funny.” Co: “Talented.” Pet peeve about your sibling: CJ: “He’s cocky.” Co: “She sets high expectations.” One thing you have in common: CJ: “Show choir and music.” Co: “Same.” Favorite thing about your sibling: CJ: “Good family relationships.” Co: “She’s a role model.” Photo Illustrations by Hannah Jonasson
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GRAYS Anna Rizer, Staff Writer JJ Gray, ’16, and Sparkley Gray, ’13, have a strong, lovey-dovey, relationship and like to bond during dance team. They are very trusting of each other even with the occasional small practical joke. Age difference doesn’t affect these sisters, as Sparkley said, “We are much closer now that we are at the same school.”
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LAVERTYs Bridget Williams, Staff Writer The Laverty sisters have daily struggles like transportation and stolen socks, but are very similar. “Anything she has I have,” said Megan Laverty, ’13. “We both like to use weird voices with our cat,” said Emily Laverty, ’16. The blonde duo also enjoys a home cooked meal of ‘Megan’s Chicken’, setting off fireworks, and impersonating rednecks.
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BIRCHANSKYS Ian Schweiger, Staff Writer Bradlee, ’13, and Bentlee ’16, Birchansky enjoy playing frisbee, biking, and sitting around together. Academically, Bentlee looks up to Bradlee as a role model. “With school, he encourages me a lot to want to study further,” said Bentlee. As an older brother, Bradlee tries to set an example for Bentlee. “I think in general, I’m a good brother and I do the right thing,” said Bradlee.
One word to describe your sibling: S: “Comedian.” JJ: “Crazy.” Pet peeve about your sibling: S: “Her room is always messy.” JJ: “She borrows clothes without asking.” One thing you have in common: S: “Dancing.” JJ: “Dancing.” Favorite thing about your sibling: S: “She’s always fun, no matter the situation she makes it a blast.” JJ: “She’ll keep a secret if I need her to.” One word to describe your sibling: M: “Perfectionist.” E: “Blonde.” Pet peeve about your sibling: M: “She wears leggings three out of the five days a week.” E: “She steals my hydrogen peroxide.” One thing you have in common: M: “We have the exact same hair.” E: “We have the same hair color.” Favorite thing about your sibling: M: “Good at lying for me,” E: “She drives me places.” One word to describe your sibling: Br: “He’s a character.” Be: “Intelligent.” Pet peeve about your sibling: Br: “When he turns the base too high on the [car] speaker.” Be: “I don’t have any about him.” One thing you have in common: Br: “Good looks.” Be: “We have similar senses of humor.” Favorite thing about your sibling: Br: “His sense of humor.” Be: “His sarcasm.”
MJ Kamin, Editor
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the effects of legalization
W
hile Democrats around the nation rejoiced with the reelection of President Obama on Nov. 6, voters in Colorado and Washington celebrated their own victory. Both states voted to legalize the recreational use of marijuana, and to begin taxing and regulating it on a state level. Amendment 64 in Colorado and Initiative 502 in Washington set guidelines on the process of legalization in their respective state, both of which will not take full effect until 2013. Each state plans to regulate marijuana in a manner similar to alcohol, with legal age limits and restrictions on operating a vehicle. Marijuana is still illegal to possess, cultivate or distribute in any manner on the federal level. The current federal law has marijuana classified as a Schedule I narcotic, the same category as heroin and ecstasy, from the easiness to abuse. Though Obama said that that the executive branch will not make it a priority to go after recreational users in the states where it is now legal, the response of federal prosecutors and the justice department is still unknown. What is clear, is that marijuana legalization has become a dominant political and social issue throughout the country. According to a recent Gallup poll 48 percent of Americans think that marijuana should be legal, while 50 percent say it should not be. Politically, many mainstream politicians have been unwilling to group of voters. So far, the path to any sort of
legalization has taken the state route, with supporters in Washington and Colorado appealing to local legislatures to get the referendum on the ballot. In addition, there are 18 states that permit the use of medical marijuana with a prescription within their boundaries and 14 states also have decriminalized possession in small amounts. Iowa’s state laws still align with federal ones, making all use illegal. Two state senators have proposed bills to be reviewed later next year that would push for making medical marijuana legal. What the result will be is still unclear, with some not seeing the state as ready for such changes. “I think Iowa will absolutely not be changing its legislation. The fact that we were so close to (electing) the conservative right in the last election shows that we are definitely not ready for the transition to such a liberal legalization law, when the right is so conservative in their regard to legal precedent,” said Evan Lehrman, ’13. Others think that there is a chance of creating new precedent in Iowa, whether it be the legalization of recreational or medical use. “I think that a bill legalizing marijuana would be close to passing in Iowa, and that medical marijuana bill could, but not recreational yet,” said Andi Lawrence, ’15. For now, marijuana remains illegal on a state and federal level, and only time will tell what changes in law may come.
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By the numbers
2 states have legalized the use and cultivation of recreational marijuana
18 states have legalized the use of medical marijuana
14
states have decriminalized the the possession of marijuana in small amounts
10.7
billion dollars spent by the Federeal government in direct enforcement of marijuana laws each year
757,969
people arrested, on average, for marijuana charges yearly facts courtesy of www.drugwarfacts.org
How do Wash students add up? 29%
believe all use of marijuana should remain illegal
27%
believe only the use of medical marijuana should be legal 44% believe the use of medical and recreational marijuana should be legal
Numbers are based on the results of 200 surveys, those of which were given to a variety of LA classes. All grade levels were included. Thirteen gave no response.
Marijuana: the basics
Marijuana is made from the plant, Cannabis, and is prepared for use as a psychoactive drug and medicine. The immediate physical effects include reddening of the eyes, increased heart rate, dryness of the mouth, and muscle relaxation. Many also feel an increased appetite and a slowed reaction time. Some slang terms for the drug are pot, weed, ganja, bud, Buddha, good-good, and many others. There are many ways of consuming the drug, the most common being inhaling smoke. Medically, it is used to calm nausea, to stimulate hunger, and as a pain reliever. Studies have shown that the usage can be habit-forming, and that persitent use has resulted in harm to oneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s intelligence, attention, and memory. Effects have been especially prevelant in those under 18. The potency of the drug is measured in the amount of THC found, and varies on the type consumed. Usage of the drug can be detected by tests of oneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s urine, hair, blood, and sweat. In the US, the cultivation of the plant hemp and cannabis became illegal in 1931 by the Marijuana Tax Act. Marijuana was classified as a Schedule I narcotic in the Controlled Substance Act of 1970. Since then, medical laws have challenged the stance, but no change in federal law has been implemented.
Francesca Hidalgo, Editor-in-Chief
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Bridget Williams, Staff Writer
Michelle Zumhoff Staff Writer
Screenshots by John Kopec
The ultimate question for those who live in Cedar Rapids is always where to eat. It’s hard to find a restaurant that’s local, reasonably priced, unique, and above all, serves good quality food. Bata’s, a newer restaurant in the New Bohemian District, is just this. The restaurant has a diverse menu from flat bread pizzas and burgers with blueberry sauce to fish tortillas. The atmosphere is quiet, relaxed, and casual and the food is reasonably priced. The recipes for the restaurant have been created over a lifetime and owners, Tony and Nick Bata, once owned a small catering business that has now evolved into the restaurant. “I’d recommend the siciliano, our pizza, or ask for the specials, they are always good,” said Karissa Zingula, ’15, worker at the new restaurant. The laid back feel and original recipes are what set the local business apart from the usual chain restaurants. Bata’s meals are one of a kind, light, and simply delicious.
Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is nice... and so was Wash’s 4th annual P.A.M. SLAM! On December 7th, the Washington Literary Press held their 4th annual poetry, art, and music (P.A.M.) slam. The event featured 11 poets and nine different musical acts. “The poets go head-to-head in competition, with musical interludes in between,” describes Tori Wheeler, ’13, Senior Editor of WLP. Each poem is followed by randomly selected judges rating each poem on a scale of 1-10, thus eliminating the lower scorer each round. After making it to the final round, this year Naomi Spence, ’13, was voted winner of the PAM SLAM by popular majority. When asked what inspires her poetry, Spence says, “I feel like life is my inspiration... My own personal experience. I try to edit minimally, and dream often.”
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John Kopec, Staff Writer
Dubbed one of the best first person shooters for its campaign and multiplayer gameplay, the Halo series maintains its prominent reign in the video game industry through the latest release of “Halo 4.”
Continuing immediately after the final mission of Halo 3, the new developers of 343 Industries offer gamers a Halo like no other. But just exactly how did they manage to recreate such an amazing continuation? The answer simply revolves around the campaign. The “Halo 4” campaign goes much deeper into Master Chief’s humanity, which ultimately results in new combat, cut scenes, and an overall breathtaking story. 343 Industries being the developer behind the original “Call of Duty:
Modern Warfare,” it isn’t surprising they added a hint of their gameplay to the “Halo 4” multiplayer. The multiplayer offers even more customization by introducing weapon classes, new armor, perks, and much more. The way 343 Industries replicates the Bungie series is absolutely extraordinary. Regardless of whether you’re a Halo fan or just new to the series, “Halo 4” is definitely worth your money and time.
Anna Reizer
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Jukebox the Ghost is a free-spirited, alternative band consisting of Ben Thornewill, pianist, Tommy Siegel, guitarist, and Jesse Kristin, drummer. The group began in 2003 while students at George Washington University. Following graduation they released their first album, “Let Live and Let Ghost”, consisting of 12 songs. Their newest released album is, “Safe Travels” and is sure to get your feet tapping.
Shanay Gonder, Editor
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Willow Evans, Staff Writer “The Perks to Being a Wallflower” was a book that really touched the hearts and minds of growing teens. The main character, Charlie, a 15-year-old considered to be an outcast, is forced to enter high school alone after his only friend commits suicide. Soon he meets seniors Patrick and his beautiful step-sister, Sam, and they pull him into their outlandish, freespirited party scene. All the while, Charlie struggles with his dark past. As you read the book, you watch through Charlie’s eyes as he writes letters to a stranger about his life, and how he survives his first year of high school. Not only is the 15-year-old boy relatable, as he is awkward, but he really gives you an introspect on how to look at your teachers, your friends, and your family in a way that will really open your eyes. The author, Stephen Chbosky, produced the film soon after he published the book, and “The Perks to Being a Wallflower” became an exciting phenomenon that had people walking out of the theater feeling more inspired to be themselves. With Logan Lerman playing Charlie, Emma Watson as Sam, and Ezra Miller as Patrick, this film and novel is a surefire must-read and must-see.
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“I’ll take your sticky situation and make it purrrrrrfect” Q: I’m feeling really pressured to get my girlfriend a nice Christmas present but I just don’t know what. Any ideas? A: This, in my opinion is a tricky feat. As displayed in my next question, women are crazy. It’s okay for me to come out and say that, right? Anywho, you get the wrong gift for a certain girl and you may have a sour puss to deal with up until the New Year. Here’s my advice. Chicks love their scents. They like to smell good for themselves and others. Get her some nice scented potions from Bath & Body Works and maybe a gift card to her favorite store or restaurant if you really want to impress(that does not mean Panch.) Now remember, it’s not all about money,. Write a sweet card about “your love is like a snowflake blah blah blah” and you’ll be good to go. Hope this helps! Good luck to you lad. Q: So I used to date this one legged socialist ginger debater drug partaking Polish d*****bag. As aforementioned, he is a complete d*****bag and in addition to being superpretentious and judgmental, he also always repped his Self-centered Sweater and didn’t care at all about using people to get what he wanted in addition to being more immature than a Disney channel character. Despite the fact that he had no redeeming qualities, and the fact that we haven’t spoken for 5 months after he decided to block me via Facebook because (and I quote), “IDK LOL,” I am still madly in love with him and have absolutely no desire to get over him. And at this point, EVEN I AM TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT MY LOVE LIFE. How should I solve the problem and move on with my life so it isn’t Fraught With Anguish for the rest of eternity? And why am I not over him? (Not that I want to get back together with him, BECAUSE I DON’T.) Also how do I sufficiently impress upon him the fact that he is a complete d*****bag and needs to get his life together and stop crying over his lack of drug supply?
A: You don’t know how much utter joy I take in responding
to your ever so troubling issue; the worldwide problem that’s been ripping through hearts of girls in the past and continues to sabotage desperate ladies of the present, “how do I get over this a**.” Trust me, if you haven’t gone through weeks and months obsessing over a guy by checking his social media constantly and over analyzing his every word then well, consider yourself fortunate. However, this torture happens more times than not. Let me guess, you hate his guts, right? And I can assume you would take pure joy in cutting off certain parts of him that one may not speak of, correct? But yet if this fool gave you one ounce of affection or attention you’d crawl right back into his disproportionately hairy arms. So what is it that makes us girls so idiotically obsessed with guys who could care less about us? Well to that question my friend, I have no answer. However, I think I may have a cure. Just think about this. If you had spent half of the time you’ve spent obsessing over this twerp on moving on, you’d probably have a new boy to obsess over at this point. It’s all in your head sister! You think you want him because he doesn’t want you... But if he suddenly did want you, you’d probably realize that “one legged socialist ginger debater Polish d*****bag” isn’t your type after all. Remind yourself of this simple fact and you may, possibly, by some slight, chance, be able to get over this guy. Until then, make a burn book or something. Trust me, that will be worth some good laughs in the future.
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The Surveyor’s so called experts give their predictions S s C the up coming BCS Bowl Week. B ckRose emBowlfor Orange ’ Bowl Fiesta Bowl Pi Wisc. vs. Stan. NIU vs. FSUBowl Sugar Louis. vs. Florida K-State vs. Ore. Wisconsin is the B1G’s only hope.
Not even gonna turn Iowa beat NIU, that’s embarrassing. this game on.
Wisc, 21-20 FSU, 56-3 Isn’t Isaac Halyard the quarterback?
Optimus-Klien runs out of fuel.
Florida, 45-10 Ore, 50-38 My mom likes the ducks because she likes ducks.
Jordan Lynch and I dated once, I think.
Yeah, what Peter said.
Stan, 31-17
NIU, 49-6
Florida, 45-10 Ore, 42-38
I love a good underdog.
NIU is obviously really good.
Wisc, 27-24 NIU, 35-14
National Champ ND vs. Bama ND was too busy looking at Joe’s resume.
Bama, 23-17 I don’t know anything about sports.
ND, 100-0
An alligator would destroy a cardinal.
Oregon has the best offense...ever.
My best friend is going to ND, gotta represent.
Florida, 42-7
Ore, 49-21
ND, 21-7
Stanford took ND If you lose to Iowa... You would have to be to overtime, they You’re gonna have a literally a cardinal to pick Louisville. must be raw. bad time.
Did you see what Baylor’s offense did to K-state?
This will be a battle of the trenches. No one can stop Irish Chocolate #9!
Badgers can’t over Jordan Lynch is a come Bielema’s play maker. absences.
3rd in SEC>Big East Champ any day.
Mariota, Barner, and Kelly are the Big 3 of the FBS
Signing A.J. should be good luck.
Ducks got like 6 The National Champiarrested players. Ain’t onship game was played nobody got time fo’ dat! three weeks ago.
Florida, 38-13 Ore, 66-27
Stan, 21-13 FSU, 59-6 Stan, 31-21 I like red, so I had a hard time choosing.
NIU, 24-21
Seminoles defeat Huskies in 7/10 mascot battles.
Wisc, 21-19 FSU, 11-7
Florida, 28-10 Ore, 31-30
ND, 20-13
ND played strong all season, but Sabin is a football god. Roll Tide!
Bama, 17-7
Florida, 17-10 K-State, 27-21 Bama, 5-2
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Despite end of world, sports must go on It’s crunch time for life Style in just about every sport has been altered as we know it. Down by every decade of existence. Short-shorts in the seven with two minutes to NBA, insane hair-do’s in soccer, the Michigan play and 94 yards to go, right behind the leader Wolverine high black socks, and more recently the as the bell lap begins, bottom of the ninth with a ever surprising new uniforms in NCAA Football, player in scoring position with two outs. just to name a few. Throughout history humans have found an 2012 was a big year for sports. From Jeremy outlet for their competitive nature in sports. It was Lin (a Harvard grad who’s tearing up the courts in believed that the first Olympiads in Greece would the NBA) to Felix Baumgartner (if you consider put off war between City-States for a month to falling a sport). We saw another USA domination compete in events such as chariot racing, spear of the Olympics, and a freshman win the Heisman throwing, and individual for the first time ever. combat. Winners were There were of course some We, as humans, need considered heroes, much low points as well. Lance like famous athletes Armstrong was stripped of to make it through today. The only real nearly everything he owns, today, make it through difference is the amount college football wasn’t the of clothing that was worn. 2012, and through the same without Joe Paterno, Sports have proved and NFL replacement referees Armageddon. And if for were picked up off the street. time and time again that it has the ability to no other reason, do it That’s doesn’t seem like a change an entire culture. fitting end however. for sports. It has grown to be more We, as humans, need to make than just a pass time. it through today, make it It has become a way to settle disputes between through 2012, and through the Armageddon. And two oppositions in a friendly or sometimes ugly if for no other reason, do it for sports. event. When two athletes with a common goal If we make it through today we’ll have the come together, the issue of race, language, or opportunity to witness the men’s swim team background disappears. attempt to continue one of the greatest streaks in Three factors have contributed most to the all of prep sports as they go for there 50th straight evolution of sports: the iconic figures, mass district championship, or find out if the men’s communication, and style. basketball team can keep their winning streak When thinking of athletes that changed their alive. We will get to finally see the playoff that sports, Larry Bird and Magic Johnson come to we all so desperately needed in college football, mind. These two contrasting rivals dominated the and maybe be able to see an NHL game again NBA for a decade with unbelievable performances (Nevermind, I’ve never watched one before). that attracted a whole new fan base. So I plead to you, all humans, keep fighting. Beginning in the 1980s, a single channel Today you will face great trials, ranging anywhere devoted all its time to broadcasting sports around from asteroids to volcanoes to aliens, but don’t the world. ESPN provides live games for a variety give up. As humans we must survive, we must of sports that continues to inspire young and survive for sports. aspiring athletes. Peter Holmes Staff Writer
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CFL, exciting alternative for players and fans Gavin Jones Staff Writer Recently I found myself reminiscing of a time when my beloved Iowa football team wasn’t horrible, and through years averaged 7-10 wins, played like Hawkeyes. They won rivalries, gave no ducks, won non-conference games, won bowl games, or at least made bowl games.... IT’S LIKE WHY? WHY DIDN’T THEY JUST MAKE A BOWL GAME?! I JUST DON’T GET IT! I started searching and checking up on all of my favorite past Hawkeye players to see how my boys who brought me oh-so-much joy back in the day are doing now. Some are doing better than others of course, but one player caught my eyes over all other players who have played in the Kirk Ferentz era. This stud was the 2004 Big Ten player of the year and 2005 Capital One Bowl Player of the Game recipient, but when the NFL draft came along, Quarterback Drew Tate was over looked. The former Hawkeye great isn’t done tossing the pigskin however; He just plays in a little bit colder weather. While they seem so far away, our neighbors of the north aren’t that much different than us. I’m talking about the mysterious country named Canada. When I looked up Tate I discovered that he is a fairly successful quarterback in the Canadian Football League. Tate has taken his team, the Calgary Stampeders, to the semifinals two years in a row. Now besides crude oil, durable technology, ham disguised as
bacon, and Justin Bieber, Canada isn’t really known for much. And you would assume you could say the same for their football league, but that is not the case. As I sat in APES and shared this new discovery with my peers, we were amazed at how exciting and fun the CFL was to watch. With 12 defenders, three downs, fields that are 110 yards long, and end zones that are 20, the running game in Canada isn’t too hot, but the throwing and catching ability by the quarterbacks and receivers is enough to make you wish you lived on the other side of the Great Lakes. Now due to the Canadian league ending about a month ago, this article is close to (if not) irrelevant, but here are some comparisons between the CFL and NFL to make following along that much easier to do when the 2013 season comes around: First, the game is more suited for the passing game in Canada. CFL rules allow for wide receivers to be in motion when the ball is snapped. This allows for fast starts, thus getting down field faster. A second major
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Warriors sign to play in college Ian Schweiger Staff Writer
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Last month, A.J. Puk, ’13, signed a National Letter of Intent to play baseball at the University of Florida after verbally committing to the Gators a year ago as a junior. Puk, a top-20 national high school recruit, is projected to play both pitcher and first base at Florida. “It feels good [to be signed]. I’ve been committed for a while and I can’t wait to get on campus,” said Puk. Puk was also recruited by Arizona State, Mississippi, South Carolina, Missouri, and Arkansas among others. Puk may attend classes at Florida as early as June, so it is unclear whether or not he will play for Wash his senior year, or leave early. “I don’t know. I’m still unsure and I don’t want to leave midway through the season,” said Puk. There is also a possibility that Puk may play baseball professionally. According to Perfect Game USA, Puk is ranked as the 54th best prospect in the 2013 MLB Draft, which includes high school and college players, but is unsure of the implications. “What’s set in stone is going to Florida. I don’t know what could happen in the future. It depends on the future [events],” said Puk. Besides his future playing career, Puk has enjoyed his time as a member of the Warrior Baseball team. “My most memorable moment was my eighth grade year when we beat Xavier at sub-state to make it to the state tournament.”
Anyone who knows anything about bowling knows that bowling a 300, a perfect game, isn’t an easy thing to do. So when a high school student does it, you know they are very good. Quincy Bruce, ’13, is one of those students. Bruce is starting his last season as a Warrior and has just signed to bowl at Grand View University, in Des Moines. His sophomore year, he was 2nd Team AllConference and All-Metro, and his junior year, he was 1st Team All-Conference and All-Metro. He has been bowling for 13 years, and says that bowling has been a family thing, stretching back three generations. “Quincy is a really strong leader of the team and a huge inspiration to me. It’s very emotional to lose him, but I know he will do well and I’m very happy for him,” said Monica Reeves, the men’s bowling coach. Bowling has always been a club sport and has only recently become an NAIA sport, but it is one of the fastest growing collegiate sports right now. “I chose Grand View because it has a very good program along with it being a good school. Academics come first and the coaching staff is very supportive,” said Bruce. Bruce’s signing marks the first time a Warrior has committed to a college for bowling. “I’m glad I made the team, now I’m looking for a National Championship.”
Photo courtesy of A.J. Puk A.J. Puk, ’13, signs his National Letter of Intent to play first base and pitcher for the University of Florida’s Baseball team.
Photo by Joseph Berry Flanked by his current and future coaches, and sporting his “300” ring Quincy Bruce, ’13, signs to bowl at Grand View University
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